About John McCrarey

Born and raised in southern California. My career exodus has taken me to Arizona, Oklahoma, Arkansas, South Carolina, Virginia, and Washington, DC. And as of 23 January 2005, Seoul, Korea. Married with 6 grown children (blended family). First grandchild is in the oven! I created this blog to document my adventures as an expat living and working in Korea. I'm also pretty confident that I will on occasion feel the need to express my views on current events and other matters I find of interest.

Becoming comfortably numb

First things first, Merry Christmas to you wherever you may be in this wide, wide world.

And so, Christmas has arrived at last. Here’s what went down on the eve of this momentous day.

I completed the rounds of giving envelopes to the security and maintenance staff of the subdivision. They are certainly deserving and seemed appreciative. Yeah, when you add in the bargirls and my sponsorships, I burned through some cash this season. No regrets, though. It feels good to help those less fortunate, even in a small way. One big project remaining next week– the Aeta village outreach our hiking group will be part of. Fifty+ families for that event, then a hike to some waterfalls with the village chief as our guide. Looking forward to that.

Just before I headed out for my morning walk yesterday, I got a message from “Maria,” one of my former “friends with benefits” program participants. I’d been ignoring her pleas for help these past couple of months because she struck me as being selfish, dishonest, and generally unworthy. But in the spirit of the season, I responded to her “Merry Christmas” message with a the same to you. And, of course, she wanted help so she could provide a Christmas meal for her children. I had no interest in her providing me with any “services,” but I figured I’d contribute 1000 pesos so her family could enjoy a happy holiday. She lives in the squatter village right outside Alta Vista, so I told her to be out on the street when I walked by in fifteen minutes. There she was, waiting as I approached. Six months pregnant by the way she looked. She said she was “shy” to tell me. I just shook my head, gave her the money, wished her well, and walked on. I doubt she even knows who the father is. Hmm, let me do the math. Nope, not me!

Sorry for you folks dealing with a cold winter.
And it is great to see progress being made on the restoration of the Kokomo’s floating bar. At least it is back on the water. Rumor has it that it will be operational at the end of January. Ah, something to look forward to in the new year.

After my hike, I got busy in the kitchen.

Brownies for the “party” at Snackbar.
And a carrot cake for me.

Now, I do my baking the old-fashioned way. From a box. But that doesn’t mean I don’t occasionally go off-recipe. For this cake, I added raisins and walnuts to the mix. The cake tasted fine, and I like the texture and crunchiness of the walnuts. Now, I like raisins just fine, but I guess because of their weight, they wound up on the bottom crust of the cake. When I removed the cake from the pan, some of those old grapes were left behind.

Still, it was a worthy effort, and I did enjoy having something sweet inside of me when I went to sleep last night.

So, a few days ago, the Snack bar owner sent a message inviting me to the Christmas party. And then, early yesterday morning, the gal running the party messaged me asking if I would be a judge for some contest they were having. I asked what time the party started, and she said 4:00 and the contest would begin at 5:00 or so. Alright then, sounds like a plan. I brought the brownies and some gift envelopes.

Each is filled with a 500 peso gift offering. Yeah, it’s not a lot (although more than a day’s wages), but it is the thought that counts, right?

So, I don’t know what went wrong, but the party had not started by 5:30, and I was getting restless. Yeah, I just wasn’t feeling it.

This is not to say the girls weren’t nice. I’ve got some history with this bar, and I just didn’t want to deal with the memories last night.

I handed out a couple of envelopes to my favorites and moved on to It Doesn’t Matter. A couple of more beers and an envelope for Agnes there. Joy messaged me asking if “Santa” was going to visit Hideaway, and I decided, “why not?” The bar is closed today (my regular feeding day), so I fed the gals last night instead.

I also wanted to say Merry Christmas to my favorites at Cheap Charlies, so that was my next stop. Beers and lady drinks flowed, and I handed out a couple more envelopes. I had one left to give away, and I wanted to reward my waitress at Wet Spot. That required dodging some traffic on the highway, but I lived to tell about it.

Daddy Dave showed up, and we had a pleasant conversation as we imbibed our alcoholic beverages. The clock struck 9:00, and that meant time for me to bail, so I caught a trike for home. Gave the driver 150 pesos for the ride and wished him a Merry Christmas. He seemed pleased with that.

And now it’s Christmas. I’ve got a lunch buffet reservation at Mango’s, and I need to head out that way soon. But I busied myself in the kitchen again, preparing my only remaining Christmas tradition: my Aunt Pat’s Recipe World Famous Fruit Salad.

Bananas and a Granny Smith apple.
A can of fruit cocktail
Mandarin oranges
Sour cream
Fresh buko (coconut). The original recipe calls for the dry shredded kind you find in a bag. That’s not available here for some reason.
Walnuts. I prefer pecans, but I can’t find those anywhere here, either.
And some marshmallows to help sweeten things up.
Mix it all together, and it looks like this. I’m letting it ferment in the fridge, so all those flavors blend together. it will be my drunken indulgence tonight.

Speaking of which, drinking alone (even with a bargirl beside you, you are still emotionally alone) can sometimes feel depressing. And I really wasn’t happy about the way the party thing worked out (I got a message from a friend around 8:00 showing the party in full swing), but upon reflection, it was probably for the best that I wasn’t there. That’s the past; I need to keep it there.

Words to the wise. My new year’s resolution is to wise up.

Anyway, time to head to Mango’s for my Christmas meal. And after that? Well, I think I’m going to throw caution to the wind and drink like a madman this afternoon. I’m not going quit until I’m comfortably numb. We’ll see how that works out for me.

There is no pain you are receding
A distant ship smoke on the horizon
You are only coming through in waves
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying
When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown
The dream is gone
I have become comfortably numb

Well I’ll be an SOB

Or so it would seem

Another fun-filled day here in paradise. I joined the Friday hiking group and suggested we do the moderately easy My Bitch trail, and they all agreed. The only real climb was in the beginning, getting up into and through Alta Vista. I’ve done that hundreds of times. But yesterday, I was huffing and puffing and practically breathless fifteen minutes into the hike. I considered bailing (I was practically next door to my place), but I didn’t want to give up without a fight. Heh, I was going to keep walking until my last breath! Nothing that dramatic, but definitely cause for concern. I’ll be taking a renewed focus on my health issues in the new year.

Anyway, it was a good hike, and I’ll share some photos from the trail at the end of this post. The other big event on my calendar was attending the weekly SOB dance contest. And at this time of year, I can’t help thinking that even the routine feels special.

Have a Beery Christmas and a Happy New Beer!

Apparently, the Christmas season has seen the departure of a lot of the regulars. It seemed we only had about half the crowd that attended last week’s event. It was still a nice show, of course, just not as many were there at Queen Victoria to enjoy it. I got enough beer drinking in to make the ending a little fuzzy, but my fellow judges deemed Wet Spot the winner, with Voodoo second and Queen Vic third. I think. I’ll post some photos when they become available.

I paid a visit to my pal Max’s weekly dance party after the SOB, and he was also experiencing a significant reduction in patronage on Christmas Eve eve. I guess that’s to be expected, especially when a large portion of his target audience is Filipino. The locals head home to the provinces to spend the holiday with family.

A couple of more beers with Max as a show of support, then I caught a trike and headed for home.

I drank my money’s worth, I’m sure.

Speaking of trikes, I ride one every night to get home after my beer-consumption rituals. So, I found this trike-themed holiday song enjoyable. Perhaps you will as well.

After watching this, I’ll be sure to pay a premium on top of the premium fare I already provide tonight and tomorrow. Merry Christmas!

Walking into town (no trikes available in Alta Vista unless you call for one), I always enjoy the scenery from on high.

Seriously, notwithstanding all my petty bitching and moaning, I am blessed to live in such a beautiful place.
Construction on the house directly in front of me continues apace. No one is working today, though, and the silence is almost deafening. I’ll have to sing Silent Night when I get home tonight.
I was pleasantly surprised to be gifted this box of holiday cupcakes by my doctor friends. I don’t think I’ve ever gotten a Christmas present from any of my physicians over the years. Thank you!

Oh, and one of the attendees just posted this video of the Queen Victoria team’s routine from last night. Enjoy it if you dare.

That girl in front is Irish, one of my Queen Vic favorites. I bought her some drinks after the show.

Okay, that leaves the hike photos.

This is the trail I walked. The group wanted to do one more climb, and I didn’t feel like I had one in me, so I said so long and walked the road back into town, finishing once again at Sit-n-Bull.
A half dozen Friday hikers this week.
Movin’ on out of the neighborhood
Into the woods
Are you waiting for me?
Your time will come again next year, Easter.
My mountain friend Olivia’s daughter and kids were there to receive the cookie delivery.
I don’t know whether he’s gonna be Christmas dinner for Olivia’s family.
A final view before parting with my hiking company.
They went up, and I took the long road down and into town.

Been busy this afternoon in the kitchen. Baked a batch of brownies for the Christmas party at Snackbar today. And I experimented with a carrot cake for me. I’ll let you know how it comes out on Christmas.

Don’t forget to leave a beer and pretzels out for Santa tonight.

That’s the way I did it

Hey, they’re playing my song!

A wild and crazy day, at least by my standards. I started with my usual Thursday solo walk and then did a bar hop in the evening. Hmm, that doesn’t sound all that wild and crazy after all. Here’s how it went down:

About 7.5K starting at my house and ending at Sit-n-Bull
Leaving Alta Vista the back way
Cookies for the kiddies in Marian Hills
It just ain’t your time of year, Easter mountain
Crossing bridge #4
Beware of the watch doll!
Over the river again on bridge #2
And once more, on bridge #1
On the streets of Santo Tomas
And back to Barretto on the National Highway
R&R at Sit-n-Bull

Speaking of hikes, I left out my favorite photo from the Wednesday hike post.

A carabao was actually doing something besides standing around menacingly.

I got home, did my everyday routines (napping and blogging), and then you know what it was time for:

You guessed it

Here’s what my bar hop looked like:

Not bad for a beginner. I’m talking about making maps, not the drinking part. Still not there yet; I need a version showing street names, I think, and maybe local landmarks.

Anyway, Whiskey Girl was my first stop, and I arrived right at the 5:00 p.m. opening time. My old dart mate Mark is managing the place now, so we had a good chat. My drinking companion was waitress Jenn, and we had an interesting talk about the bargirl lifestyle and some of the unique challenges the girls face. She appreciated the fact that Mark didn’t hassle her when she recently declined to go with a customer. Apparently, that’s not always been the case with other managers. Jenn also told me that when she first started working, “take out” wasn’t available. The flip side of the coin is that is the best opportunity for the girls to make a decent salary. I don’t have an issue with it as long as the girl isn’t coerced into taking part.

I was using a “buy one, get one” coupon and also bought some drinks for Jenn and one for the mamasan. The first time I’d done that, mamasan was surprised because she said she didn’t think I liked her. I assured her that was not the case and it was nice to get to know her a little better. Before leaving, I gave Jenn a Christmas gift envelope.

The next stop was Alaska Club. Owner Jerry always shouts out a warm greeting, and the girls are always sweet to me too. My coupon was good for all the SOB bars, so the bottles of beer kept on coming, and I was not feeling any pain. I called my favorite dancer, Marissa, down from the stage to join me. I also gave all the dancers a 50 peso tip for working hard to entertain me. Marissa mentioned that she goes to the gym with one of the other dancers, and I thought I should have her join us. I mistakenly pointed to the wrong dancer, and rather than be an ass and send her back; I had her and the gym partner join my table.

The threesome. That’s Marissa on the left. I don’t remember the names of the other two.
One for all and all for one! That is, as long as I’m buying.
The four remaining Alaska dancers that didn’t fit at my table.

It was a good time, and I’ll be seeing Marissa again tonight at the SOB. I wasn’t finished with the fun yet, though. I made Wet Spot my next venue.

As soon as I took my seat, my regular waitress was there again, apologizing for the poor service I had inadvertently received the night before. She explained she had been distracted by another task and that it wouldn’t happen again. I reassured her that my issue hadn’t been with her; it was the other waitresses just sitting around ignoring me that peeved me. Anyway, stellar service last night, and all is well now.

I had an errand to attend to near Mugshots (yes, a bargirl in financial distress), so I popped in and had a beer with the waitress I know there. I was pretty much maxed out at this point, and bedtime was approaching, so I nixed the idea I had about making Hot Zone my last stop and went home instead.

As I was writing this bar hop report, this song started playing in my head:

Now, I'm a jet fuel genius - I can solve the world's problems
Without even trying
I got dozens of friends and the fun never ends
That is, as long as I'm buying
Is it any wonder I'm not the president
Is it any wonder I'm null and void?
Is it any wonder I've got

Too much time on my hands?
It's ticking away with my sanity
I've got too much time on my hands
It's hard to believe such a calamity
I got too much time on my hands
And it's ticking away, ticking away from me

I don’t know if anyone else does this, but lately, when I wake up in the wee hours of the morning after a night like last night, I start talking to myself. I mean, out loud, as if I were having a conversation. And I guess, in a way, I am. But at least that person in my head seems to see things for what they are, and it all makes sense when he’s explaining it to me. No need to go into details here, but things are what they are, and everything is going to work out fine. I think I’m beginning to achieve the Zen that comes with acceptance. (I know next to nothing about Buddhism, so if that use of Zen is in the wrong context, I’m sure one of my readers will set me straight)

Anyway, another drunken SOB is on tap for tonight, this time at Queen Victoria. It’s good to know the house will be safe while I’m away.

Third rate romance…

…low rent rendezvous. No significance to today’s post title other than that song came up in my playlist, and it resonated with me for some unknown reason. Go figure.

The reason for the season. I actually have no interest in a cherry girl.

So, I filled my Wednesday in the usual way–walking and drinking. Let’s start with the beers.

Better safe than sorry!

I did my standard feeding session for the Hideaway girls. Last night they dined on fried chicken with ice cream cones for dessert. Actually, they ate the ice cream first, so maybe you have to call it an appetizer.

That chicken wing didn’t stand a chance of escaping Joy’s bite.

A few beers and several lady drinks later; I departed Hideaway without a clear destination in mind. As I walked by Wet Spot, I entered on impulse. Took a seat at a table alone, and my regular waitress brought me a beer. Didn’t see her again after that. My beer was empty, and there were several other waitresses lounging about, but none could be bothered to fetch me another beer. As I was getting up to pay my one-beer tab, my waitress appeared and apologized profusely. I didn’t hear what she said caused the disappearing act, but I wasn’t really pissed at her; just the whole vibe of not being served in a mostly empty bar was irksome. It’s very unusual to get poor service in one of Dave’s bars, so I fully expect it was a one-off that won’t happen again. Still, it chilled my buzz.

Turns out, I was on a roll. As I walked past Sloppy Joe’s, a cute waitress gestured to an empty seat, so I shrugged and sat down. She left without taking my order and never returned. Now, the bar was busy and appeared to be understaffed. My patience level was already at a low ebb though, so I got up and left. As I continued up the highway, the urge to pee hit me near Johansson’s, so I went inside, called for a Zero, and continued to the CR without breaking stride. When I returned, my coveted beer was waiting for me.

Johansson’s wasn’t busy; from my observation, it rarely is. One other guy at the bar and someone else playing pool. The bartender was cute but disinterested in any chit-chat. In fact, chit-chat is two words more than she said to me during the length of my visit. (When you use a hyphen, does that make one word?) I did take a few photos and will do a review of Johannson’s for the Bars of Barretto series soon. One beer and out was my mood last night.

Only one bar left on my side of the highway (Rosie’s was closed), so I made my last stop Queen Victoria. The bartender and the manager gave me a friendly greeting. Then I sat at the bar alone, nursing my beer. One bargirl, in particular, looked quite stunning, but she never approached me. Too bad, I would have bought her a drink in a heartbeat. I guess I’m a stubborn old fucker, but I’m all about fending off the thirsty gals; I don’t initiate. It seemed the bar gods were sending me a message, so I paid my tab. As I was leaving, the sexy girl was sitting alone at a table and said, “goodnight, John.” Oh well, I’ll waste that money somewhere else tonight, I reckon.

Something like that.

I love my boys, but they are not as talented as this dog. Well, Buddy does stand on his hind legs and gives me a hug when I get up in the morning. It’s nice to be loved.

But can he fetch?

So, before we get to yesterday’s hike, when I looked at my Fitbit stats at the end of the day, I was shocked to discover my step count was double my all-time high:

Of course, that’s wrong. For me, 14K is less than 20,000 steps. It’s not the first time I’ve seen the Fitbit skew numbers like that, but once it refreshes the sync, it corrects itself.
See what I mean? A few minutes later and the numbers are recalibrated.

Anyway, we had a great hike, starting in Subic and making our way back towards Tibag. We didn’t go all the way there, went as far as we felt like, then turned around and came back. A little over 7K, all told. It’s beautiful countryside out that way, sparsely populated, and very clean and quiet. It almost felt like a walk in the park. I’ll let the pictures do most of my talking:

More interesting than it appears to be on the map. I’ve done this route one time previously, going from Tibag to Subic over a year ago. Doing it in reverse gave it a different feel. That and my deteriorated memory.
Only four of us were in attendance, so Scott drove his car to the start of our trail. Troy and Ed came along for the ride. Oh yeah, I was there too.
And we are off on our Tibag trek.
Our path featured several water crossings, and this was the only bridge.
I’ve been on worse bridges, but this one is not as sturdy as it appears. Those wood planks were broken and rotting in places. And for some inexplicable reason, there was barbed wire strung under the handrail.
Walkin’ on
First cookie delivery on the day.
I found this water channel rather aesthetically pleasing.
A roof over your head, but not much else.
At first, we could cross the stream by stepping on rocks.
Not as easy as it appears, though.
Later crossings offered no other option but to plunge on in. Once your shoes get wet, there is freedom from worry about subsequent crossings.

We also encountered lots of carabao during our hike.
Are you looking at my ass? He does look a little horny to me.
A banana farm
Yet another stream crossing
This little sari-sari store in the middle of nowhere is a mystery. No houses nearby that we could see. Not much for sale other than boiled eggs and several bottles of Emperador, the favorite whiskey of the locals. I guess getting drunk is how the natives fill those lonely nighttime hours without electricity. Who’d a thunk it?
Passing through a canopy of bamboo
Well, looky here! A shwimteo (or nipa hut in local parlance). Again, I don’t understand its purpose out here where we have not seen any other people around.
You shall not pass! We didn’t, as prudence dictated, we took an alternative path.
We finally encountered some folks living out here, and I was able to offload some cookies.
We decided this was a good place to turn around and head back to Subic.
A regular cow for a change. Oh, and see that tent? On the way out, a young Filipino couple was pitching it. No idea what they plan to do in there. Okay, I do have some ideas.
Not much litter, but this discarded sign gave me a chuckle for some reason.
Signs of civilization
Crossing the water coming and going
My last cookie delivery
Scott’s last crossing for the day.
It looked prettier in real life
Do you remember where you parked the car, Scott?
Ah, there it is!
And an after-hike lunch back in Barretto at Sit-n-Bull. I had the club sandwich. Excellent, as usual.

And that was how my day went down. It’s good to be alive!

Good thing you didn’t order the meat grinder!
And talk was small when they talked at all
They both knew what they wanted
There was no need to talk about it
They were old enough to scope it out
And keep it loose

She said, "You don't look like my type
But I guess you'll do"
Third rate romance
Low rent rendezvous
And he said, "I'll even tell you that I love you
If you want me to"
Third rate romance
Low rent rendezvous
The story of my life.

‘Twas the Tuesday before Christmas

Nothing quite like partying at a bar in the name of Christ. I seem to recall a story though, about Jesus turning water into beer without a brewery, so maybe it makes sense. Anyway, I attended the Hideaway Bar Christmas party yesterday and helped the girls celebrate the upcoming holiday.

I was touched that one of the girls reserved my regular seat for me. Yeah, they call me “gwapo” which means handsome in Tagalog.
I did some reserving of my own…
In the spirit of the holiday, here’s a rare pic of Joy when she is NOT eating.
There was some kind of best dressed contest going on. This photo is after the food buffet on the pool table had been decimated. I contributed 32 Korean-style chicken wings from John’s place.
Ten Hideaway employees got a Christmas envelope from me containing 500 peso. An eleventh got 1000.
Someone had a gift for me as well.
A cup that keeps your coffee hot. Thanks, Joy.

The party started at 2:00 and I stuck around until 6:30. When I left the bar, a trike driver called out, “going home, John?” I took that as a sign and made it an early night.

My Tuesday morning started as usual with a grocery shopping trip, but I changed things up a bit and went to the other big grocery store on the old Navy base first–Puregold. I will usually hit them up every couple of months or so and sometimes find an item or two I haven’t seen at Royal. Yesterday I found some canned mandarin oranges that I can use in my Aunt Pat’s Recipe World Famous Fruit Salad that I’ll make as part of my holiday tradition. Occasioinaly, I also find special deals as well. I stocked up on some candies to hand out on Monday’s annual Candy Hash run (Martin will once again be playing the role of Santa Claus for which is he is so well suited). And then there was this:

Buy one, take one of my favorite shampoo. Why, if my math is correct, that’s like half price!

Having learned my lesson, I watched as my sale items were scanned at the cash register. And my shampoo rang up at twelve dollars and change. I don’t think so, I told the cashier. She said I must be mistaken, it was a different item on sale. So, I went and took the picture above, and also this one:

It doesn’t get any clearer than that. When I showed it to the supervisor, she just shrugged and said it must be a mistake. No, it must be a scam. I told them to keep the shampoo and correct my tab.

Since I was on the other side of the base, I finished my shopping at the “old” Royal store, the one that used to be the commissary. Sometimes I find stuff there that the new Royal doesn’t have, although that didn’t prove to be the case yesterday.

Oh, and while I was at the party, my landlord (he lives in Singapore and is back home in the PI for the holidays) stopped by the property. When I got home, this was waiting for me:

That’s a helleva gift bag. Best damn landlord ever. I’m almost sorry that I plan to move next year.

And in keeping the holiday spirit alive, Facebook shared this memory from my last Christmas in Korea:

Me and my team. I was very blessed to have been their leader.

And this one from nine years ago was a sad memory:

Where did the love between us go?

Oh, well. As they say: Forget about the past; it is history. Forget about the future; it’s a mystery. Forget about the present; I didn’t get you one.

Bada bing. And Merry Christmas to you all.

Take it to the ridgeline

How wonderful was yesterday’s Hash trail? Well, it inspired me to steal write a song:

All alone at the end of the Hash trail
When the hiking is replaced by brews
I was thinking 'bout a pathway I love to take
But I seldom use

You know I've always been a hiker
(Spent my life walking 'round)
And it's so hard to change
(Can't seem to just sit down)
But the hikes I've seen lately
Keep on turning out and churning out
And climbing out the same

So put me on a Hash run
And let me follow the signs
And take it to the ridgeline one more time

Yeah, I won’t quit my day job. Even though I don’t have one.

A couple of weeks ago, while I was sipping a cold one at BarCelona and looking out at Kalaklan Ridge, I got to thinking about how long it had been since I’d last hiked up there. So, when I heard from 18 Kilo Ass (who Hared along with Leech My Nuggets) that we’d be doing the ridgeline, I was glad, even though I knew it wasn’t going to be an easy trek.

The up, as expected, was challenging, but I’ve had worse climbs to the ridge. Once we reached the top, Leech and 18 Kilo did a down trail, but my group didn’t fall for that ruse (you go down and then do ANOTHER climb back to the ridge); instead, we continued walking the line knowing our path would once again cross the Hare’s trail further on. And then, I encountered a dilemma. There was a visiting Hasher in our group, and he was slow and ill-equipped to handle a Leech level of difficulty. The first climb had kicked his ass to the point where even walking the relatively easy ridgeline required him to rest frequently. Now, unlike our Wednesday/Friday hikes where we stay together, a Hash is more of an individual endeavor. So, no matter how fast or slow you might be, you can just follow the trail markings to find your way. Except since we had shortcutted to avoid that first down, we weren’t on the Hash trail, and there we no marks to follow. Experienced local Hashers know ways to get back to the On-Home, whether the trail is marked or not. This new guy wouldn’t have a clue and so leaving him behind was really not an option. On the other hand, standing around waiting for him constantly was really killing the joy of my hike. So, Pubic Head and Buddy Fucker stayed behind to wait on the slowpoke (and if I’m calling someone that, you know they must be like molasses), and I moved on alone.

Now, I knew where I was and pretty much knew how to get where I was going, but I’m never really that comfortable hiking alone up in the hills. Too much can go wrong in a “one false step, and you are in a world of hurt” kind of way. That’s why I like the Hash and group hikes; otherwise, I’m pretty much confined to the streets. So, when I came to a path I was familiar with and knew it was not overly difficult, I decided to forego the reunion with the Hash trail and just make my own way back to Barretto. And then, about fifteen minutes later, lo and behold, my path intersected with the Hare’s trail. Crazy coincidence and I wasn’t going to challenge fate, so I followed the well-marked path of the Hares. I’d never gone that way before, and it featured a climb and a couple of rough spots, but I kept my eyes wide open and hiked as safely as possible. Before too long, I ran into a group of non-shortcutting Hashers, and my lonely vigil was over.

I got a little chuckle later in the hike as we did the final down into Barretto–Pubic Head and the new slow guy were actually AHEAD of me on the trail! A masterful job of shortcutting, to be sure!

To the pictures then:

The trail that Leech and 18 Kilo worked so hard on. They had a long version that was 8+K and a 5.5K shorter trail.
I did the short trail but walked from my house to the start, a little over 3K. So, I was over 8K when I finished.
The “sane” group gathers up at Coral street.
Let’s get this show on the road!
And we are On-On!
A bridge crossing early on
I got this!
Up we go. Rugged and steep but thankfully not too long.
On the ridgeline
That’s Olongapo City down below
His barking days are over. Sad to see.
Waiting on the slow guy. This is where I gave up and headed out on my own.
Here’s where I caught up to a group of Hashers and ended my lonely trek.
That’s more like it!
A million-dollar view but damn, the commute is a killer.
And there lies Barrio Barretto on the banks of the Subic Bay.
Heading on down
If you look real hard, you can see Easter mountain off in the distance
These kiddies are my favorite. They seem to have a sixth sense about when I’m in the area. I haven’t been this way in months, but there they were, waiting patiently, and as I approached, they got excited and started yelling out greetings.
What do female Hashers do in the woods? Apparently, they dance.
No trash collection out this way, so burn, baby burn.
Finally, On-Home at Blue Butterfly
It’s nice on ice

Here’s the way to Relive the hike if you so desire:

https://www.relive.cc/view/vRO7J3GDVKv

And now for the rest of that song:

You can spend all your time walking backroads
You can spend all your hikes wasting time
If you fell down that ravine tomorrow
Would you still be fine?

And when you're looking for the chalk marks
(Nobody seems to care)
And you can't find the trail
(Can't find it anywhere)
When there's nothing that's worth seein'
Still you're coming back, you're running back
You're coming back for more

So put me on a Hash run
And let me follow the signs
And take it to ridgeline one more time

And it goes without saying that I offer my sincerest apologies to the Eagles.

Paying for what you get

I reckon at least some of my loyal readers are wondering how my “date” went yesterday. Here’s the lowdown:

“April” was scheduled to arrive at 3:00. Shortly before the appointed hour, she messaged me to say she’d be late. I asked how late, and she eventually responded she’d arrive at 4:00. Okay, well, my balls were in the crockpot, so that was no big deal. I turned off the gas but left the bread in the oven. Did the same on the stovetop with the corn. The brussel sprouts were in the microwave to melt some cheese on top, and I left them there. The meal was salvageable, at least.

Except when April arrived, she wasn’t hungry, saying she ate with her kids before leaving home. Okay, that’s on me because I hadn’t told her I was cooking. Instead, we had a beer and sat on the patio, enjoying the view until the sinking sun got in our eyes and chased us back inside. While sitting at the kitchen table, I asked April the purpose of her visit. To her credit, she was honest in her response: money.

She wasn’t quite that blunt, instead phrasing it as her bar not allowing barfines, so she thought I might like a “happy ending” in exchange for some cash. I wasn’t really surprised that that was her intent, although I will admit to some level of disappointment. The whole meal thing had been my way of maintaining the illusion of a date, just in case that was her intention. So, she got what she came for, and perhaps I got lucky in the sense that I didn’t get strung along and played for a fool again. Plus, I managed to pace myself and avoid the dreaded breathing attack. That’s a whole other kind of happy ending.

April messaged me today, saying she wants to see me again when I have free time. Hmm, maybe I should turn that around on her and say I’d be happy to see her when her time is free. Who knows what will happen next? Anyway, one day at a time.

My view as I was leaving the neighborhood for the Sunday feeding

After sending April on her way with money in her pocket, I salvaged the remains of the meal and carried some of the leftovers with me to Hideaway. I also ordered the girls a Hawaiian pizza from Shamboli’s and brought along a batch of brownies. I must say, my balls were quite popular with the girls.

Joy gnawing on the cob

After Hideaway, I visited Mugshots again. I really do enjoy the ambiance and comfort of this bar. They were playing some country tunes last night, my waitress was rubbing my back, and I was at peace with the world. Does that mean I surrendered? I don’t know. Why fight it? I’m just going to go with the flow and see where it takes me.

Come Christmas; it will be taking me here:

I made a reservation for two. No idea who my date might be, but I’m not worried about it. I’m usually not a big fan of buffet-style meals, but they work well for getting your fill of traditional holiday foods.

Nothing special about my regular Solitary Sunday Stroll. I modified my usual route some and did the photo every 1.6K (one mile) thing.

A little over 6K all in. And yes, I took a trike back up the hill to Alta Vista at the end. Sue me.
Bridge #2 at 1.6K.
The Matain River was looking especially lovely, doncha think?
My view of Easter mountain at 3.2K
Santa Monica subdivision at 4.8K
It’s an eclectic mix of decrepit and nice in this neighborhood.
At the entrance to Alta Vista from the National Highway.
Across the highway is the 7/11, Snackbar, Baloy Beach Road, and, most important at this time yesterday, the trike stand.

I was finally able to get my Relive app to sync with my Map My Walk app on the new phone, so have at it if you are so inclined:

https://www.relive.cc/view/vrqo37n5Dyq

And now it is another beautiful morning here on Hash Monday.

As seen on today’s dog walk.
And now the boys are chillin’.

It’s a Leech My Nuggets trail, and that means long and hard. There may be a shortcut in my future. We’ll see.

For I shall always let thee do,
   In generous love, just what I please.
Peace comes, and discord flies away,
   Love’s bright day follows hatred’s night;
For I am ready to admit
   That you are wrong and I am right.

Maybe that’s why I’m single…

Stranger danger

I’ve had a flurry of people contacting me through Facebook Messenger that I’ve never met before. It’s not all that unusual, I suppose, Christmas season seems to enhance all those desperate circumstances faced by the less fortunate. I’ve gotten better at limiting my responses to people I at least know something about, but sometimes I take a misstep. Like yesterday morning.

It started with a message from “Beth” asking if we could get together. I didn’t recall ever meeting her, but there was something familiar about her profile picture. I went and scrolled through her Facebook page, and then her last name rang a bell. I asked if she was the daughter of Wanda (a Hash acquaintance). She responded that she was. Okay, this just got weird. How old are you? (That’s a very important question if you want to stay out of jail). She told me she was twenty-two. That at least matched the birthdate she had on FB. I could see she had two young kids from the FB pics, so the odds were good that she was at least eighteen. Why do you want to meet? I don’t have money for milk or diapers. Figures.

I told Beth I was getting ready to go for a hike, and she asked if she could wait for me at my house. Alright, she did seem legitimately desperate. What about your mother? Beth says they haven’t talked for a long time. Hmm. I don’t know what got into me, but I decided to throw caution to the wind and let her come over. I figured I could always hike after, whatever after turned out to be. And exercise can take many forms, right?

So, I gave Beth directions to my place and waited for her arrival by trike. Naturally, she got lost in the subdivision, despite the ease of getting here (basically three right turns). I walked out to find her and saw her walking on the wrong part of my street (she had turned left instead of right), and OMG, she didn’t look anything like the photos I had seen. She was as fat as an American woman. I brought her to the house, and she sat on the couch and was unwilling or unable to engage in any kind of conversation. Well, she did manage to ask me for my WiFi password. I gave it to her, and then she buried her nose in her phone as if I weren’t even there. That’s okay; one look at her and all my evil thoughts had quickly run far away.

I’ve often said there are worse things than being alone, and Beth was a good example of that. I gave her 1000 pesos and transportation money and told her to leave. She seemed surprised. Well, she got what she needed for milk and diapers, and there was nothing I needed from her. I guess that makes it a win-win.

Later in the day, I made a date with a girl from another bar I met. I’m not completely sure of her intentions, but I think this is just a legitimate getting to know each other better outside of work encounter. I do plan to ask her to eat my balls, though.

I’ll serve them with Brussel sprouts, corn on the cob, and garlic bread.

She’s due to arrive this afternoon at 3:00 p.m. I’ll be prepared for whatever she has in mind, but I hope she is interested in more than just the bulge in my pants (my wallet).

I always hate it when the first word a woman utters after sex is “already?”

I started my Saturday evening beer drinking at Cheap Charlies. Then when it was time to eat, I went to John’s place.

I had a craving for the best pulled pork sandwich in town.

John’s recliner was empty, and I asked the waitress regarding his whereabouts. She said he was playing pool at Alaska Club. That’s a good sign. Later on, I saw him walking on the highway with his wife. So, he’s up and around. Today he posted this on Facebook:

I am considering of restart of pizza. We used to make it before, but I didn’t like my own pizza too much.

First reason was flour. All I could’ve gotton locally was heavey all- purpose flour, which didnt have the right texture of pizza dough.

2nd reason was because I was moving right across Shambolis.

But Shambolis is moving away and I also found importer in Manila who imports real Italian, non GMO, 00 pizza flour. I had them send it via Victory Liner. Among all flour they carry, we had them ship the best one, CAPUTO brand, appx 4 times more expensive than flour I can get locally, but I am sure it will suit my taste. I intend to use pure Italian tomato & Flour only.

So I will do some practice and start making pizza again. This time, we’ll be different. We’ll start poolish. For toppings, we are thinking of Birria, Kung Pao pizza which will be new invetion and Hawaiian with home made smoked ham, bacon and cheese pizza.

While I was at John’s, Joy messaged me and said none of the girls had gotten a lady drink all day long at Hideaway. That’s pretty sad for a Saturday night. Plus, the girls all rely on those drink commissions to make ends meet. Being the foolish generous man that I am, I paid a surprise visit to the bar and rang the bell (that gives each girl working a drink). Hey, it’s a small thing and still makes a difference.

Bargirls have a tough job, and many of them are doing that work to support their families back in the provinces. Yes, there are users and scammers among them, but I think this picture accurately depicts why most of them are working in the bars.

When I was finished at Hideaway, I made a surprise return visit to Mugshots and once again enjoyed spending some time with Mae. Not the cutest girl in town by a longshot, but she’s fun to be around. Looking forward to getting to know her better.

I made Sloppy Joe’s my stop for the night, thinking I’d enjoy a cold beer with a highway view. Alas, a drunk Filipino on the street came up to the bar and started being loud and obnoxious. I did my best to ignore him, but my patience was really being tested. Thankfully, one of the waitresses called a manager (the guy appeared to be twice the size of the drunk), and the situation was quickly de-escalated. Drunk as he was, he could see the outcome was not going to be in his favor.

Facebook memories continue to show me pics of myself from those long ago days gone by.

Brother, can you spare a dime?

And finally, let me share those photos of the winners from Friday’s SOB:

Voodoo finished in 3rd Place
Wet Spot took 2nd.
This Wet Spot gal was so hot she was melting wax!
And this week’s champs, the Whiskey Girls!

Here’s a video of the Whiskey Girl team in action:

“Not another SOB!” he cried

Where it were

Afraid so. I attended the Whiskey Girl event, and it was a good one. The top three finishers were all outstanding, one of the few times I’ve struggled as a judge to choose the winner. Turns out, I chose right. The sponsor hasn’t posted photos yet, so I’ll update this post when he does. But just so you know, it was Whiskey Girl, Voodoo, and Wet Spot.

The place was hoppin’, and my poor waitress could barely get a moment’s rest. I kept plying her with lady drinks to make sure she didn’t get dehydrated.

Thanks, Jenn, for taking such good care of me.

I filled the hour before the SOB with a roast chicken salad dinner at Mango’s.

And enjoyed this view for dessert.

After the SOB, I briefly popped into the dance party event my pal Max is hosting. This was their second Friday night, and it appears momentum is building–quite a few more in attendance than in week 1. I’m not into dance clubs, but I stuck around for a couple of beers to show my support. I really hope this takes off and is a success.

I can’t remember why I posted this.

And that leaves the Friday hike. Once again, only two of us bothered showing up. This time it was Martin and me. We just did the hills behind Barretto but went up a seldom-used path and wandered around for a 6K jaunt.

Started with some stair work
Down a narrow alley
At the end of La Union street
Through this neighborhood
Is Santa counting his reindeer?
I can’t remember what these are called in Korean, but they are usually a lot nicer than this one. Still, someone made the effort to build it up here on the hillside, so we felt obligated to drop in.
The view from there was quite pleasant
It got a little junglely in places.
Sometimes it is hard not to look down on my little town.
I hadn’t passed this way for several months. That’s one of my cookie stops up ahead.
And then there was this hole-in-the-wall place.
Back down amongst the goats. No kidding.

A street walk back home, and that was the hike.

Another day in the life is in the books. Well, on the blog, anyway.

Bars of Barretto: Showgirl

The latest addition to the bar scene in the barrio.

Showgirl, aka The Gentlemen’s Club, is a bar with dancing girls, only smaller. Square footage (meter) wise, it is probably the tiniest bar with a stage in town. Not that it makes any difference if there are no customers. I was the only one during my Thursday evening visit, although granted, it was shortly after the bar opened at 6:00 p.m.

I took this shot while seated at the bar, which has three stools. The chairs to the left abut the stage. And there’s one table with two chairs.
Looking in the other direction, you see the other side of the stage with two more chairs. A couple more chairs along the back wall. And that’s it.

Notice anything about the girls on stage? It’s hard to miss–they are all fat, amongst the fattest I’ve seen in any dancing bar. Not that I’ve got any room to talk, but then, I’m not getting paid to entertain customers. Let me be diplomatic and say if you like big bellies on a girl, this is the bar for you!

Beers are 90 pesos, and I believe the single lady drink is 170. I sat at the bar because I’ve got the hots for the bartender. The only other girl I saw that met my standards of attractiveness was the bartender’s twenty-year-old daughter. Your mileage may vary.

Again, the dancing girl bar scene is not my thing, so take my review with a grain of salt. Still, the girls just didn’t seem friendly or welcoming. Since the bartender doesn’t like me back, I see no point in a return visit anytime soon. Good luck to them, though.

The rankings as of now:

  1. It Doesn’t Matter
  2. Hideaway
  3. Snackbar
  4. The Green Room
  5. Wet Spot
  6. Cheap Charlies
  7. John’s Sushi and Steak
  8. Mango’s Beach Bar
  9. Hops and Brews
  10. Bar Barretto
  11. Whiskey Girl
  12. Sloppy Joe’s
  13. Alley Cats
  14. Lux
  15. Dynamite Dick’s
  16. Mugshots
  17. Alaska Club
  18. Hot Zone
  19. Queen Victoria
  20. Blue Butterfly
  21. BarCelona
  22. Adam’s
  23. Thumbstar
  24. Voodoo
  25. Rock Lobster
  26. Outback
  27. Rosie’s
  28. Annex
  29. Bottoms Up
  30. Palm Tree
  31. MacArthur’s
  32. Redz Pub
  33. Showgirl
  34. Chill

Here comes Santa Claus

‘Tis the season.

I saw this guy hanging out in front of the Divi Mart store.

So, I took Joy shopping yesterday to get presents for her kids. And I bought a gift for her as well.

Toys all loaded up in the sleigh, er, I mean, trike.
And Joy’s gift loaded up on the back.

Joy was always bitching about working so hard washing the family clothes by hand on her only day off. I hope this new washing machine will make that part of her life a little easier.

My mountain mama friend’s children were able to participate in the school Christmas party with funding from Santa’s helper.
And all the way out in Bohol province, the kids were lining up for some eats and treats a crazy foreigner sponsored.

Well, they say it is better to give than receive, and I can attest that providing a simple pleasure makes me feel good in a big way. And I’m just getting started.

The envelopes are arriving daily…gift solicitations from the maintenance staff, trash collectors, and security guards are waiting to be fulfilled.

I was planning to go do some shopping for myself at the mall, but a big accident out on the highway en route to Olongapo changed my mind.

I was moving faster, walking than the traffic heading out of Barretto. No way I’m getting in a Jeepney to sit in that mess.

I did a short walk around town instead, then grabbed lunch at Sit-n-Bull and headed home. After resting up some, I checked my To Do List and saw it was time to get busy.

At least in this regard, I’ve overcome my procrastination problem!

I decided to make IDM my first stop of the day.

From my house to the bar, 1.36 kilometers. Easy peasy…

There was a big spender present in the bar, and he was buying all the waitresses drinks. I don’t mind at all, even though it slows service some. The girls were earning their commissions, and that made them happy. I drank for an hour and spent less than 500 pesos, half I’ve what it would be if I were paying for company. And my pal Jim was there, so I had someone to chat with anyway.

When I’d had my fill, I decided to cross the highway and check out Showgirl bar again.

I’ll write up a review tomorrow.

The bartender I had met on my first visit during Saturday’s birthday bar crawl was working but didn’t seem all that happy to see me again. Not unhappy either, just disinterested. Well, she hadn’t responded to my Facebook friend request either, so I got the message. One beer, and I was out of there.

Where to next? Mugshots was overdue a visit, so I headed on over. I had my first beer in the outdoor seating area. They were hanging new signage, which was my first clue that this bar had undergone yet another reinvention–it is now a full-on videoke bar. It is no longer staffed with multiple bargirls, just a couple of waitresses. One of them came outside and chatted with me while I drank my beer. I tried to ignore her at first, but she had some wit and charm about her, so when my bottle was empty, I went inside with her and ordered another along with one for her.

Meet Mae. She laughs at my jokes too.

I’m not keen on videoke joints, but no one was singing during my visit last night. Mae’s laughter was all the music I needed. Mugshots is a well-appointed bar and very comfortable. A few more beers, and I might have even been tempted to sing some of my favorites. I’ll need to update my review to reflect the changes the bar has undergone, but I had a good time last night, and I’ll definitely be back for more.

I finished my night at Wet Spot (had a free beer coupon I needed to use) and enjoyed a very pleasant chat with owner Dave. I really hope I have his energy at 80!

And then my beer clock ran out of time, so I triked on home. For all my faults, I know when to say when.

I am still working on my bar hop maps. I need to do better than this in the future.

And now I’m facing another SOB Friday. Tonight’s venue is Whiskey Girl, so I’m looking forward to a good time.

And the wheel in the sky keeps on turnin’. See you here tomorrow. I hope (I’ll be crossing the highway at least once).

Two for the road

The Wednesday Walkers group yesterday consisted of one other participant and me. So, I took her for a 6K street walk and fed her some lunch when we finished.

My hiking buddy, Lydell
Walking the streets of the Santa Monica subdivision
Into Sierra Hills
Onto Govic Highway
Up the alley
Barangay Matain
The bay
The banks of the bay
Back on the National Highway
I walked those planks
Lunch at Subiza resort on Baloy Beach
The lunchtime view

I have nothing further to report regarding my status in Lydell’s life. I don’t have a clue what is going on. I guess that says more than enough about where we are. Or are not.

I had a 15% discount coupon for Sit-n-Bull, so decided to splurge for last night’s feeding at Hideaway. A big lasagna dinner for Joy, chicken wings, chicken fingers, and lumpia for the girls, and a box of Choco Pies for dessert. Everything got eaten, so I guess they must have liked the meal.

Joy seemed to enjoy her lasagna almost as much as that customer did watching her eat it.

When I’d had my fill of beers at Hideaway, I went out in search of a place to enjoy a nightcap. It occurred to me it had been a while since my last visit to Alaska Club, so I made that my destination.

Several months ago, I had met an interesting dancer there named Marissa. And then she disappeared. She was back last night and remembered me more than I did her. It was nice to get reacquainted. Marissa told me she had been back in her hometown (Bacolod City, Visayas) building a house. I asked if she had a foreigner sponsor, and she said no, she was using the money she had saved while working at Alaska. That’s why she’s back now, to earn more to finish the house and open a business. Pretty impressive. She also found my jokes hilarious, which either means I’m funny as hell or that she is very good at her job.

Welcome back, Marissa. See you Friday at the SOB.

Oh, and I saw John Kim (the foodie guy) at Alaska playing in the pool tournament. He looked a lot better, and the fact that he was out of his recliner and moving around is a positive development.

On the subject of illness, I came across this article talking about COPD and mental health issues: Not being isolated helps people with COPD maintain good mental health. Speaking from personal experience, I was crazy long before I was diagnosed, so I’m not seeing the connection. But that said, I do get out and about and have some social connections (as reported in today’s post, for example). True, they are shallow and meaningless, but maybe so am I. Still, I crave a relationship like I had with Jee Yeun–someone to share my life with and take care of me. Of course, we saw how that turned out. Well, that breakup led me here, for better or worse. If the COPD doesn’t kill me, something else will. The challenge is holding out as long as possible. I’d like to experience 80 before I die. It’s good to have goals!

If it ain’t fixed, don’t break it

Tuesday proved to be somewhat of a pain in the ass. And I’m not just talking about being sore from Monday’s Hash crash. Living without a smartphone is dumb, so I endeavored to get mine fixed. The first shop didn’t have the needed parts in stock but promised to have them by the afternoon. Tried a couple of other places with the same result, except they’d need three or more days to get the parts. So, I sent my helper back to the first place in Olongapo, and they, too, suddenly needed three days to get what my phone needed to live again. Plus, they wanted payment in advance. My helper walked away from that deal but left her phone number. Somehow I don’t think they’ll be calling.

Choosing not to live the solitary life of the phoneless, I purchased a new Samsung A23, a step or two down from my previous model, an A53. My plan is that when my old phone is repaired and good as new again, I’ll relegate my new phone to backup duty should I ever again find myself in this situation.

Things haven’t been easy as I’ve gone through the replacement process. When I last upgraded to the A53, I was able to transfer all the data and apps from the old phone to the new one. That wasn’t an option this time, so I’ve been adding the apps I need one at a time. My real problem is that I don’t remember the security info like passwords, which has been a hassle resetting to new ones. I’m not a genius when it comes to technology anyway, but damn, the app would send a code I need to my phone or email, and when I went to retrieve it, I couldn’t get back to where I had been to enter the code. I had much more success working this from home with the laptop and phone in tandem.

Oh, well. I didn’t break any bones, which would have been much more painful than trying to restore data on a phone. I’m going to just count my blessings and be happy that this is the worst thing to happen to me recently. I’m a lucky man!

I took my first photos with the new phone from my vantage point at Cheap Charlies.

Maybe it’s just me, but this doesn’t seem as crisp as my old phone camera.
Here’s one using the zoom

Then I got hungry, so I crossed the highway for a bite to eat at Sit-n-Bull.

The roast beef dip with a cole slaw side looks okay, I guess. I didn’t use the food setting because it wouldn’t capture the whole plate. Or I wasn’t using it right. One of those.

After my meal, I headed over to Whiskey Girl to expend some SOB coupons. I had a “buy a lady’s drink, get two customer drinks,” and waitress Jen was so kind as to join me at my table to share the bounty. She’s definitely a snuggle bunny, and that was what my achy body needed. I was so comfortable I wound up buying two lady drinks.

I finished my evening at Snackbar, and the company was good there too.

Lydell on the right, Heidi in the middle, and the 18-year-old What’s Her Name? on the left.

Despite the temptations, I made it home by bedtime. Alone again, naturally.

Via Facebook comes the reminder that I wasn’t living such a solitary life six years ago.

I was the boss man and had to keep an eye on things there in the office. Our last Christmas on Yongsan.

Speaking of my working life, I received an email from an 8th Army colonel asking for a reference on a candidate who’s applied for my once again vacant Director, HRM position. His candidate is a good one, and I highly recommend her for the job.

My job now is to keep you, my readers, entertained. Even if it is in an “I’m glad I’m not him” kind of way.

And speaking of adding value, I actually read something today that was thought-provoking, even in my weary and worn-out brain. It’s entitled: Are you the same person you used to be? The article’s basic premise is that people tend to divide themselves into two categories: continuers or dividers. Or, more precisely, seeing your life as having been lived on a continuum from childhood to the present. Alternatively, dividers see their lives as chapters in an ongoing story, with many changes taking place over time.

Thinking of my life, I’m definitely in the dividers category. I’m not who I was as a child, young adult, or middle-aged man. And this being elderly thing is a whole other world. I actually did a series of posts here called “One lifetime, many lives.” I’ve still got a couple of chapters left to write.

Anyway, that’s how I see it. I also see it’s time for me to get ready for my Wednesday feeding at Hideaway Bar. Thanks for stopping by!

A phoney-ass Hash

It was a pretty nice Hash trail yesterday, up until it wasn’t. Longish at 8K, but the only significant climb wasn’t all that bad. Part of the down was through a creekbed, but the stones let you stay above the water. In fact, things didn’t go wrong for me until we were back down in the valley. I’d written about a Wednesday hike a couple of weeks ago where trying to avoid the flooded road along the berms/levees/dikes in the rice patties had proved fruitless. When I found out the Hash trail was also going through the same area, I expressly asked the Hare (Almoranus) about the water, and he assured me we could complete the hike with dry feet. So, when the designated path led back to the flooded road, I was a little pissed.

With my “fuck that” attitude firmly in place, I headed up the hill alongside the road, hoping to find a way to bypass the water. Once I’d gone as far as I could, I headed back down only to encounter a VERY steep descent near the bottom of the hill. I was treading carefully, holding on to tree limbs, and using my stick to steady myself, but it was to no avail. Suddenly, my feet flew out from under me; I came down hard flat on my back, then slid about ten or fifteen yards before mercifully coming to a stop. I was fortunate to only acquire a few scrapes and scratches during the ride down on my ass.

When I stood back up, I was disgusted to discover that I hadn’t managed to bypass the flooded road after all. So, I retreated along the bank back to where I had initially deviated and saw that my fellow Hashers were jumping over a narrow section of the road to reach dry ground on the other side. I joined in and made a successful leap, further demonstrating that my avoidance had been not only fruitless but also unnecessary and foolish.

But that wasn’t the worst of it. When I pulled my phone out of my back pocket to take a photograph, I discovered that it had not withstood the impact of my entire body weight slamming it into the ground. The screen was black and cracked, but the phone’s innards were still working. I could hear my tracker as it continued counting out distance and elapsed time, although I’m sure the mocking tone of voice was all in my imagination. Fuck.

My efforts thus far today to get the phone repaired have been fruitless. The Samsung A53 is a newer model, and no one has replacement parts in stock. I also discovered that I’m addicted to my phone and all the distractions it provides, so in desperation, I bought a replacement this morning (an A23 that I will keep as a backup for future emergencies).

Anyway, no other issues on trail. We did our first On-Home at Johan’s on Baloy since before the scamdemic. So, one more step towards normalcy. I figured the photos I had taken during the hike would not be available for this post, but I discovered almost by accident that they automatically upload to the Google Cloud, so at least I have a few of my own to add to the mix today.

Let’s get to it.

The trail from the VFW to Johan’s. And no shortcuts for me this time! I inserted that yellow tombstone to indicate the approximate location of my tumble down the hillside.
Gathering up at the VFW. Look at that clueless guy on the right. He has no idea what lies ahead.
Up into Alta Vista via the backway through shanty-town
In the ‘hood
A crossroads to my future.
I hope to be living there at the bottom of Grand Canyon early next year
Out of Alta Vista…
…and into Marian Hills
At the end of our climb
And here I am crying because I broke my phone. These folks don’t even have electricity.
Heading back down to the valley
In the valley
Here’s the last photo I took before my near disaster yesterday. Fittingly, it is one of my favorite scenes–Easter mountain

It’s been a while since I’ve done an 8K Hash trail. I had also done a beach walk in the morning. Lately, I’ve been averaging between 15,000 and 20,000 steps per day. It is very rare that I’ll do much more than that–21,000 thousand is a big day for me.

I can’t remember the last time I walked that much in a day.

But Facebook memories remembered:

I guess December 12 is just my day for long walks.

And falling on my ass.

For lovin’ me

I dual-purposed my Sunday solitary stroll yesterday, adding in a detour to the ATM in Subic-town to restock my funds. It’s December, and that brings about a slew of additional expenses. For example, they have a tradition here known as “the 13th month,” in which employees receive a year-end bonus equal to one month’s salary. Being the generous employer that I am, I’m rewarding my full-time and part-time domestic helpers and my driver with the gift of extra pay.

At the one-mile mark of my trek
A lonely stretch of road at two miles
The National Highway in Calapcuan at three miles.
Still on the highway at the four-mile marker in Subic-town

The bank is just a tad further up the road. I took a trike back home. You can see how it looked from above here:

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With the walk out of the way and my funds restored, I set about preparing for my evening. I baked up a batch of cupcakes for the Hideaway girls, then headed over to John’s place for some bulgogi and Korean-style chicken wings to feed Joy and the crew.

A quick update on John. He was sleeping in his recliner when I arrived. He was awake when I was leaving and said he had changed doctors and meds and was starting to feel better. It didn’t look like it to me. I asked if he needed anything, and he shrugged it off. I’m trying to respect his privacy, but if he needs funds for dialysis or other treatments, I’d be happy to help organize some donations. I don’t know what else I can do at this point.

The food.
Joy eating some chicken
Joy is also a bit of a magician–she made that cupcake disappear!
I don’t recall ever seeing Hideaway so crowded–I couldn’t even get a seat at the bar, which was somewhat disappointing.

After finishing my duties at Hideaway, I decided to drop in at Snackbar. It’s a little over a kilometer between the two bars.

OMG! Look what I made! Yeah, I’m going to keep practicing until I’ve mastered this mapmaking skill. Well, filling in the blanks on Google Earth anyway.

The scary thing is that during that 1K walk, I experienced some breathing difficulties. Not as bad as I used to suffer before I got diagnosed in Korea, but if I had had to walk much further or, god forbid, climb a hill, I’d have been in trouble. I took a couple of squirts from my inhaler, and once I arrived at Snackbar and sat down, I was fine. For what it is worth, I didn’t have any trouble on my 7K morning walk. The only difference being several beers, but I’m not sure why that would affect my lungs. Hopefully just a one-off.

Lydell and I have made peace, and we are back to our previous level of affection. Whatever that is.

A couple more beers (and lady drinks, of course), and I was ready to hit the road for home.

This morning, Facebook shared the memory of a time when my family was all together.

Mom and Dad are long gone, and I haven’t seen my brothers for several years now.

And then there is this:

Everybody’s so different; I haven’t changed.

I think that is how I see myself in my mind’s eye, which makes it easier to flirt with all the young honeys that surround me. It also explains why I hate mirrors so much!

So, the old Gordon Lightfoot song “For Lovin’ Me” popped up in my Spotify playlist while I was out walking.

That's what you get for lovin' me
That's what you get for lovin' me
Ev'ry thing you had is gone
As you can see
That's what you get for lovin' me

I ain't the kind to hang around
With any new love that I found
'Cause movin' is my stock in trade
I'm movin' on
I won't think of you when I'm gone.

So don't you shed a tear for me
B'cause I ain't the love you thought I'd be
I got a hundred more like you
So don't be blue
I'll have a thousand 'fore I'm through

Now there you go you're cryin' again
Now there you go you're cryin' again
But then someday when your poor heart
Is on the mend
Well I just might pass this way again

That's what you get for lovin' me
That's what you get for lovin' me
Everything you had is gone
As you can see
That's what you get for lovin' me
That's what you get for lovin' me

It occurred to me that the sentiment expressed cuts both ways. By which I mean I could have sung that song to some of the women I’ve known over this lifetime. But an equal number could have sung it to me as well. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. And maybe you eventually learn to live the way you want to be seen.

I prefer the Peter, Paul, and Mary version of the song, so here you go:

That really sticks in my crawl

*sorry*

I survived another Saturday, and that’s always my goal. This one was a little different than usual.

Starting with grilled pork chops for BREAKFAST at Mango’s.
And the beach view made for a nice appetizer.

The birthday boys’ Barretto bar crawl was on tap to commence at 3 p.m., so I escalated the completion of my daily routines and then headed into town to join the party.

The skies were threatening when I left the house. You can see there was a rain squall over the bay, and it appeared to be heading my way. I was glad to arrive at my destination a few minutes before it did.

The first stop was the Outback bar.

I’m still trying to master these maps, but that’s where you can find Outback.

Wasn’t sure what to expect, but we started off with a dozen or so partygoers.

The number of participants dwindled down over the course of the barhop; I think we had about six diehards at the last stop. Of course, I may have been seeing double by then.

Second stop was Alley Cats, my old darts haunt.

Alley Cats is across the highway and up an alley from Outback.

The birthday boys took turns picking the next bar to visit, and I’m not clear if it was by happenstance or design, but each bar was on the opposite side of the highway from the previous one. That f’n road is especially bad with weekend traffic, add multiple beers to mix, and we were playing with fire. I’m happy to report that we suffered no casualties on the night.

The third stop was Thumbstar. This is a bar I don’t frequent much, but it is actually quite nice. My reasons are personal, but it might be time to let them go. I also had a couple of chicken shwarmas here for dinner, and there were very tasty.

That’s where Thumbstar is. I can see now that these maps are probably worthless.

We made an old favorite of mine, Wet Spot, our fourth bar of the night. So, at a consumption rate of two or three beers per bar, the buzz was on. One of our group was spending big on the bar girls, pulling the rope and throwing balls on stage at 1500 pesos a pop…I counted at least three pulls.

After Wet Spot, we visited the newest bar in town, a place called The Gentlemen’s Club. I’d never been there, so obviously hadn’t had the opportunity to review it yet. I’ll go back and do that another time. First impressions: Tiny place, but they have a stage and dancers. The dancers have bellies similar to mine. Still, it had a friendly vibe going. And then something a little strange happened. I’m sitting against the wall on the opposite side of the bar. I look up, and the bartender gestures for me to come over. Naturally, I complied. When I sat down, she said, “I know you.” I asked how she knew me, and she said I saw you on the mountain. What? What mountain? When? She told me it was earlier in the week above La Union street. Ah, that would have been Monday’s Hash. And then I remembered–at the top of the steps, a group of women and kids were sitting around, and I gave them cookies.

Nice to meet you, Odessa!

Still looking fine for 38 years old. One kid, a daughter who is twenty. And then it gets even weirder–her daughter works in the bar too! She pointed her out to me, sitting with one of the guys from our group. I wouldn’t mind getting to know mama a little better. I sent her a friend request on Facebook while I was still in the bar, but as of this writing, she’s not responded. That’s okay. I know where she works and kinda know where she lives. 🙂

Crossed the highway again and went to another bar I haven’t visited in over a year–Bottom’s Up. Didn’t see anything last night that makes me want to come back anytime soon.

If you are looking for Bottom’s Up, there it is.

And then we dodged cars again to visit another bar I’d never been to before, aptly named The Secret Bar.

One more on the list to be reviewed. I’ll get on it soon, I promise.
Maybe you can find it yourself.

It’s another very small bar, but it also has a stage and some dancers. To be honest, everything is very vague at this point in the night, and I have no recollection of what the staff looks like, other than I seem to remember one of them being “a girl with something extra,” if you know what I mean.

I had gotten a message from Lydell asking me to visit her at Snackbar, and I told her I would try. After The Secret Bar, the remaining members of the group crossed the road to It Doesn’t Matter. I chose not to join them. When I got in the trike, I was thinking I’d have one last beer at Snackbar, but then I realized that would be a mistake. I was more than drunk enough, and it was past my bedtime. I’ll try to hit Snackbar after I feed Joy and the girls at Hideaway tonight.

At the end of the crawl

Here’s Jim, one of the birthday boys at IDM, looking about the way I was feeling at this stage of the night. I started two hours earlier than normal and finished over an hour late. I was very near the stage of putting the crawl in bar crawl. Glad I didn’t!

Scott, another of the birthday boys, just sent me this map showing our bar crawl locations. I’m going to need to have him give me a lesson on how to do this.

And there you have it, dear readers, the long-awaited bar crawl post! I hope to make this a semi-regular feature (hey, any excuse to drink some beers works for me, besides, I’m going to drink them regardless). And I’m going to learn to make a damn map. Promise.

A tight SOB

No money, no honey. Or say they say. Well, I’ve got the money if you’ve got the time.

Anyway, this post ain’t about that. I do want to give a shoutout to the folks who provided some feedback on my lifestyle in response to yesterday’s post. Good food for thought.

I did the Friday night SOB ritual last night, and it was packed. Voodoo is the smallest of the participating bars, and you could feel the crunch, at least where I was sitting. A very nice show, especially from the home team, who put on a special Christmas-themed dance routine.

I doubled my pleasure last night, enjoying the company of my Alaska dancer friend, Joy, and my Voodoo regular, Tia. Now, Tia has probably been around longer than most Barretto bargirls, but she is actually still sweet and fun to hang with.
That’s Joy dancing on the right.
And Irish was there dancing with the team from Queen Victoria.

No pictures have been posted yet by the sponsor, but Wet Spot took first, Voodoo second, and Whiskey Girl third. I voted for Voodoo as number one, but some of my fellow judges got it wrong.

After the SOB, I made my way to the opening run of the new dance club in town. A few kinks to be worked out, but I think it went better than I expected. I was already about as drunk as I needed to be when I arrived, so I didn’t stay that long. I had a couple of beers and bought a bucket of beer for some of my lady Hash friends, who seemed to be enjoying themselves.

Some of the guests.
The crew Max brought in from Angeles City to liven things up on opening night.
There was some old drunk white guy there trying to impress the ladies with his hot body.

That’s when I knew it was time for me to get my sorry ass back home.

The day started with the Friday hiking group excursion. Only five of us, and I kept it pretty simple with a 5K jaunt through the hills near Alta Vista. I think a couple of the participants wanted something more challenging, but I did it my way. I discovered that part of my path was the same as a portion of Guenter’s Monday Hash trail that I had avoided by shortcutting. I always enjoy seeing what I missed.

The way we went
The way we were
Like I told the group, the important thing is just to be out there enjoying the beauty of nature. You can do that on an easy trail.
The day’s first cookie recipient.
Jens (Almoranus) had suggested a more difficult journey. Next time, perhaps.
Into the wild
A couple of brave survivors of Thanksgiving.
Waiting in the woods for the slow guy (not pictured)
Another cookie delivery
Making our way back down
The view from here.
Martin’s turn to hand out sweets

That’s how my Friday went down.

I got a rare invite to join the guys (Scott, Troy, and Jim), who are all celebrating birthdays this week, on a bar crawl this afternoon in recognition of having lived another year. How could I say no to that? They had me at “beers.” Full report tomorrow!

The lies have it

I wish that were true, but I’m learning the hard way that people believe what they want to believe.

There are certainly pluses to small-town living. There is a comfort level with being part of a community, being recognized and welcomed by name when you are out and about. The downside that goes with that familiarity is that everyone knows your business, or at least they think they do. And then there are the rotten few who spread lies and rumors intended to disparage you and undermine the perception of your character. That impact is exacerbated in a place where talk is cheap, and people tend to believe whatever they hear. Or so it would appear.

I’m far from a saint, but I’m not ashamed of who I am and what I do. I don’t like to talk or appear to be bragging about some of my charity projects, but I’m proud to be making at least some difference in the lives I’m able to touch. But for whatever reason, doing good deeds doesn’t seem to be of interest to the folks who engage in malicious gossip. Go figure.

I guess what generated this rant was learning that these unfounded stories have had negative impacts on how I’m perceived and the way I’m treated by some people. I chatted with Lydell on Messenger for the first time in several days this morning. She told me she had given me the cold shoulder because someone had told her I had a girlfriend. I told her that someone had lied to her. The fact that she chose to believe that lie rather than ask me about it is probably a clear indication that our “relationship” was doomed to failure before it ever really began.

My friend “Judy” treated me to lunch yesterday. It was her way of saying thanks upon receiving her first payday from a job she got because I purchased the required laptop for her. Over the course of our conversation, the topic of Lydell came up (she wanted to know what happened), and then Judy told me that when we first met, she had been warned that I had “girlfriends” in every bar in town. She admitted that put her off the idea of dating me.

I guess truth and innocence don’t come into play when it ruins a good story. It seems shameful that people accept the lies without even making a cursory attempt to ascertain the truth. Again, I don’t claim to be an angel, but I don’t cheat, and I don’t lie. I hang out in bars, and I buy some lady drinks. Maybe I engage in some “flirty” chitchat, but I’m not grabbing ass or paying to fuck a bargirl. Back when I last had a girlfriend, I ended my “friends with benefits” project and didn’t even accept massages from the mountain friend I support. It just sucks to have potential relationships destroyed based on lies and rumors, but that’s the way things seem to go in my little town.

Or just go ahead and believe whatever the fuck you want.

In other news, I got fired from Xoom, a money transfer service I regularly use. It started when a $500. transfer intended to fund a charity project for a native Aeta village in Olongapo was rejected. The rejection notice asked me to provide additional information regarding the recipient and the purpose of the transaction. I provided the requested information, assuming the problem would be resolved. Okay, I get it. Maintaining security and avoiding fraudulent transfers is a legitimate concern. I was astounded when I received this email:

Based on a thorough review of your transactions and/or your recipient’s transactions, we have decided to close your Xoom account.

No warning. No appeal. Just canceled. It’s a shame, too, because I used Xoom regularly to pay my helper and for sending money to other individuals “experiencing emergencies.” It just seems extreme to eliminate my account in response to my inquiry. Well, I guess they can do what they want, but damn.

My view on the way to my lunch meeting.
My view during the lunch meeting at the Central Park Reef hotel. I just love those infinity pools. Where does the pool end and the bay begin?

It’s Friday, and that means another SOB experience is on tap, this time at Voodoo Lounge.

And after the SOB, I’ll be attending this dance party hosted by my friend and blog reader, Max.

Max is looking for a niche, or void to be filled, in the Barretto market. There are no discos or dance clubs here presently, so this is a test run to see if he can generate any interest. Discos are not my thing, and as an old fucker, I’m not the target audience anyway. But I’m going to check it out as a show of support. It will be interesting to see if some of the locals want to hang out amongst the foreigners. Good luck to Max! He’s put a lot of hard work into pulling this together, and as he says, it will be, if nothing else, educational.

And that’s the news from here today.

Tibag-ing it

Had a nice threesome yesterday with Scott and Martin. I’m talking about hiking, you pervs! Only three Wednesday Walkers were in attendance, so we rode out to Naugsol in Scott’s car, then hoofed it to Tibag and back. We only make it out this way once or twice a year, and I always enjoy it. There is just something about this area that resonates with me for some reason. Other than it being out in the middle of fucking nowhere with nothing to do, no bars, and no other foreigners, I could almost fantasize about living the life of a Tibagger. But not for long. Pictures from the adventure at the end of this post.

My feeding plans for HIdeaway were stymied when I discovered that the Jewel restaurant is closed on Wednesdays. So, it was chicken, pork, and rice takeout from one of the shops on the highway instead. I baked the brownies, of course.

Joy attacking an innocent brownie.

I finished the night at Queen Victoria again and shared a drink with my Irish friend. And I discovered something interesting about her that I hadn’t noticed when we first met.

She says she is 4 feet, 8 inches tall. Felt shorter than that (I’m 6’1″). I’ve heard it said that good things come in small packages. I’ve also been told the only thing better than long legs wrapped around your back are short legs trying. I guess there is only one way to find out for sure. But not last night.

Oh, and speaking of women, I forgot to post a picture of the one I met at Royal yesterday.

A real cutie, even if she didn’t have much to say. Wanted to sniff her hair but couldn’t catch a whiff. She was paper thin too.

Welp, we are full on into the holiday season now, and I’ve definitely got the spirit.

Why, yes. Yes, it is!

Alright, that pretty much covers the alcoholic portion of the day; here’s the walkaholic part:

Just under 8K altogether. Mostly pavement, with a long uphill grade getting to Tibag. We sometimes will cross the river and take the dirt pathways back, but we opted not to yesterday in deference to the wild thatch grass–we weren’t confident we’d be able to find the trail.
My fellow hikers posing for this post.
And we are off!
A piggy headed to the market. Soon to be Lechon, no doubt.
Living the simple life.
Sharing cookies (me) and candy (Martin) with the local folks.
The mountain vistas are one of the things I really enjoy out here.
Trudging ever onward
The last time we were out this way, the powerline towers were still under construction.
And upon closer inspection, there was still work being done. I cannot imagine doing that job.
On our return trip, we met the guys who climbed those towers and expressed our appreciation for their bravery.
Even the ubiquitous litter was more interesting than normal.
We don’t need no education.
Almost like a walk in the park
A bridge crossing we opted not to take.
I can see a poser from here!
The school in “downtown” Tibag.
Some rest in the shade
The off-road portion of our hike.
Out of town in the countryside once again.
Hung out to dry on a barbed wire fence.
Came across a compound full of native Aeta people.
Martin and I offered up some sweet peace offerings.
I’ve never seen a chapel quite like this one. I think Jesus would approve.
Heading back to Naugsol
Not sure what this military checkpoint is all about; one armed soldier manned it. Maybe there is some NPA (National People’s Army, a commie terror group) activity out this way.
Keeping my eyes open for those commie bastards, just in case!
The river.
First one back to the car!

It was another good day for an old man in paradise.

Bars of Barretto: Sloppy Joe’s

On the National highway next door to Alaska Club

Sloppy Joe’s is a small bar that offers outdoor seating–just the kind I like! It’s a relatively new bar that has recently undergone some significant remodeling.

From outside, looking into the bar area
As seen from my barstool to the left
And the highway view.

Traffic noise can be a bit distracting, but they play good music, and most times, you can focus on that and forget about the passing vehicles. Nice close-up view of people passing by on foot, although the beggars can sometimes be a bother.

You can also watch the music videos on a big screen TV which is a nice touch.

No pool or darts; what you see (and hear) is what you get. The night I was here, there were only a couple of waitresses on duty. I’m sure I could have bought them a drink if I wanted, but I wasn’t looking for company. To their credit, they didn’t ask either.

Sloppy Joe’s is known for being an after-hours hangout, often staying open until 3 a.m. or later. Not that I would ever be awake to see that happening. But it is a good bar to hang out with friends or chill on your own. Beer is cold and wet, just the way I like it!

Where things stand in my humble opinion:

  1. It Doesn’t Matter
  2. Hideaway
  3. Snackbar
  4. The Green Room
  5. Wet Spot
  6. Cheap Charlies
  7. John’s Sushi and Steak
  8. Mango’s Beach Bar
  9. Hops and Brews
  10. Bar Barretto
  11. Whiskey Girl
  12. Sloppy Joe’s
  13. Alley Cats
  14. Lux
  15. Dynamite Dick’s
  16. Mugshots
  17. Alaska Club
  18. Hot Zone
  19. Queen Victoria
  20. Blue Butterfly
  21. Adam’s
  22. Thumbstar
  23. Voodoo
  24. Rock Lobster
  25. Outback
  26. Rosie’s
  27. Annex
  28. Bottoms Up
  29. Palm Tree
  30. BarCelona
  31. MacArthur’s
  32. Redz Pub
  33. Chill