Lazing on a sunny afternoon

Yeah, you heard (read) that right…I’m not going to complain about the rain today! Now, it was a tad hot and muggy on my morning walkabout, but I’ll that go this time.

Trekking along on the National highway, useless umbrella in hand…
Still looking good when I got back home too…

Granted, we did have a brief shower earlier this afternoon, but the sun is back out and I’m glad to see it.

I wasn’t happy to see this when I stopped to take a leak during my hike.

A litter of abandoned kittens, soaked and mewing hungrily. Nothing I could do for them except feel pity. It’s a harsh world sometimes.

Things were a bit more festive last night when I helped Roan celebrate her 35th birthday. It was a quiet night customer-wise, but I made sure there was cake and food for the girls to share.

Pancit and lumpia, two Filipina favorites…
The birthday girl. Blow it, baby!

As usual, I enjoyed the banter and drinks with Roan. She’s good company and we always share a lot of laughs. I can *almost* imagine what a lifetime of companionship with her would be like. She kind of surprised me when she told me during one of our conversations that she has no desire to be married. She’d be happy with a loving relationship as long as the love was there. She wants to be free to leave when it is not. Smart girl.

Speaking of smart (or maybe the opposite thereof), five of us braved the rainy weather for a long and wet hike yesterday. I led the group on a flat 10.5K trek out to Naugsol and back. It only rained about half the time. We were soaked but not deterred.

I hereby dub thee The Friday Rain Walkers.
This big old tree has withstood its final rainy season. May your remains light many cook fires for the hungry!
A clear path forward, thank you to the God of Walkers.
Over the river…
…and onto the mean streets of San Isidro…
Hello there, old friend.
Let’s go to Naugsol! I had originally planned to come back via bridge #4, but I deemed that would make our walk too short. So, we did another 2K out to bridge #6 (and 2K back on the other side) to let the rain Gods know we had not been defeated.
You know it has been wet when even the goats on wearing raincoats…
Rolling, rolling, rolling on the river.
And the river was in full bloom.
Watch your step!
This guy started to wade across but wisely changed his mind.
A fine day for fishing. That’s bridge #5 in the background. A suspension bridge made of mesh and wire. No thanks!
We overcame all obstacles placed in our path.
It’s gonna take more than that to stop us!
Umbrellas up!
Alright, you win this one Mother Nature. That elevated berm USED to be our trail. Now it has been consumed by a new iteration of Niagra Falls.

No worries. We found a walkaround and made our way safely to Sit-n-Bull for some lunch and some beers. Despite the rain, it was a very nice hike.

I hope this post is outstanding in its field.

Oh yeah, I posted the graphic below today on Facebook and the liberals thought I was making a case for gun control! I just laughed and reminded them that the mayor of DC has been defunding the police while simultaneously mandating wearing useless masks. I’d say her priorities are misplaced.

Funny how that works.

Alta Vista: Grand Canyon

This is the first street that was not called either an avenue or a drive. Not sure why.
Grand Canyon is not very long (or deep) ending in front of that blue house.
But it does feature this grand view.
My helper heard this house was for rent a couple of months ago when I was looking to move. Alas, when I inquired it had already been rented. I would have loved living here!
I actually looked into renting half of this house. I wanted the top half, but only the basement was available. They were in the process of remodeling and it was a mess, but in the end, I knew I was not meant to be a bottom.
I’d wager this is the smallest house in Alta Vista. I like it though, just the right size for me (if I ditched the live-in helpers). Million-dollar views from the backside.

And that’s all there is to Grand Canyon. Punching above its weight I reckon; sporting three houses on such a small street.

More to come as the exploration of Alta Vista continues. Stay tuned!

Where things stand:

6 streets

20 houses

Let them eat cake

Another rainy day here in the Philippines. At least today has featured some occasional breaks in the storm. I can deal with the rain better as long as I have a window of opportunity to move around outside for a bit without getting soaked to the skin.

Last night I did make it out to Mango’s for dinner at least. I changed things up a bit and saved the pork chops for a, um, sunny day.

Instead, I opted for the roast chicken and gravy with coleslaw on the side. It was good.

I was scrolling through Facebook while I ate and saw that Ron, the owner of Sit-n-Bull, announced he had a new shipment of carrot cake in stock. I promptly asked him to reserve one for me, he did, and I brought it home today.

Ain’t that sweet?
And it tasted as good as it looks. Carrot cake is hard to find in these parts, so I can’t help but jump at the opportunity.

A bit pricey at $18., but I couldn’t miss out on the chance to enjoy my favorite cake. Yeah, I know I am supposed to be on a diet. I’ll get back on track once the cake is gone. Promise!

Speaking of cake, I’m going to go out and purchase one this afternoon. It’s Roan’s birthday and she’s working tonight at It Doesn’t Matter. She’s a sweet gal and I want to bring a little sweetness into her life in the form of a surprise birthday cake.

And that’s about all that is happening here. We did do our Friday hike this morning–wet and long. I’ll post some photos of that event tomorrow.

Alta Vista: Alta Vista Drive

Not a National Park, but still an apt name for one of the main streets in our subdivision.
A look up the street. Or is it down?
The first house you come to looks oddly familiar. Oh wait! That’s my old place. Three years of memories there. Wish I hadn’t been compelled to move.
My former next-door neighbor’s house. She still sends me messages, but I’m just an understanding ear. Nothing more.
Another barren stretch on Alta Vista Drive.
This might be my favorite house in the neighborhood. I like the way it looks…traditional styling. Four bedrooms and a swimming pool. It was recently listed for sale for 24 million pesos. That’s American priced at $475,000. Not surprisingly, there were no takers.
Another stretch of empty street.

Then three houses in a row:

One…
Two...
And three. Once again, vast stretches of emptiness, then suddenly three built side-by-side. Hope they like the neighbors.
A rainy morning view from Alta Vista Drive. If I were building I might go for this lot.
These folks would be my next-door neighbor. But I’d leave plenty of space between us. Promise!
Someone is building this place across the street.
They’ve got a way to go yet though before it’s completed.
Right around the corner is the Alta Vista community center. It is a nice facility…tennis and basketball courts. Big swimming pool too. We use it periodically for the Hash On-Home.
One more open patch…
A recently completed house. They used steel-frame construction and it went up very quickly…
The last house on the street. Still in the final stages of construction. Featuring excellent views of Easter mountain.
And so ends Alta Vista Drive. This pathway is the rear exit from the subdivision and I hike out this way regularly. I’ve also seen folks coming and going on motorbikes. I wouldn’t want to risk that though.

Sorry about the litter in that last photo. It’s from the construction workers building that white house. I really don’t understand why it is so fucking hard to grasp the concept of taking your trash with you.

So, there you have a tour of a major thoroughfare in our subdivision. Also, one of the most developed streets here. Still more to come though, so hold on for the next installment.

Standings:

5 streets

17 houses

Who’ll stop the rain?

I received an alert notice this morning saying the rain level was red. I looked outside but it looked gray to me.

The rain hasn’t let up at all since yesterday, and today is the ninth straight day of wetness. It ain’t pretty down there in the lowlands.

Rizal street…

The Matain river has been overflowing the highway overpass at times...

There was also a landslide that closed a lane on the highway in Calapdayan.

It must suck to live in the Santa Monica subdivision.
Joy sent me this photo from her house in Subic town.

You get the idea, and there is no end in sight. Last year we got off relatively light rainfall-wise. Mother Nature seems to be making up for it this year.

With none of those periodic breaks in the storm, I’ve been confined to quarters up here in the highlands of Alta Vista. No flooding at least. I wasn’t able to go out and do the photoshoot for the next installment in my series on the subdivision. Sorry! I’ll try again tomorrow!

The Wednesday Walkers went ahead and braved the weather yesterday. Actually, I was thinking it would be like the previous few days, a brief rain squall, then a relatively longer period of it being rain-free. Nope, it rained more than it didn’t. Still, once you are soaked you can stop worrying about it. Not a lot of pictures to share as I had my phone in a baggie most of the time. I did steal some from Scott’s page too, so here you go:

We ain’t afraid of no water!
We went mostly flat, but this muddy downhill was a little tricky…
We will not be deterred!
Santa Monica was not nearly as flooded yesterday as it apparently is today.
“Look at the crazy foreigner walking in the rain!”
On the road…
…and on the highway. Once you are wet, you are wet wherever you go.
Not sure I’ve ever seen the bay waters so agitated.
High tide and swollen rivers are a toxic combination.
Not a good day for a boat ride.
Never saw so many people fishing in the river before.

We finished our 7.5K hike at Dynamite Dick’s for lunch and liquid refreshment. Had a nice clam chowder but neglected to take any photos. Sorry!

Wingsday night at The Pub!

Judy braved the rain on her scooter this afternoon to provide me with a special massage. I, in turn, provided her with some grocery money. Win-Win!

I watched an interesting video today with a Filipina’s perspective on relationship differences men have with western women versus Pinays. I thought it was surprising to hear some of my thinking on “transactional relationships” articulated by a woman. Yeah, we all have needs, including the need for companionship, and men and women come together to have those needs met. Maybe not so surprisingly, the Filipina Pea thought men were better off with a Filipina to fulfill those needs. Worth a watch if you have any interest in the subject.

I’ve watched a couple of her videos and she does a good job. There is quite a bit of speculation that she isn’t writing her own script (perhaps a foreigner boyfriend). I agree to the extent that she uses vocabulary that most Filipinos that I’ve met don’t speak. That said, I believe she agrees with the content of her videos, whether she wrote the words or not.

And that is it for this miserable rainy day. And in case you are wondering, no, I will not let this storm deter me from drinking some beers having dinner out tonight. I’m thinking Mango’s pork chops may well be in order.

You poke me, I’ll poke you. Deal?

Something different

Still trying to wrap my mind around yesterday’s “date” with, let’s just call her “Jane”, for now. I have known Jane from being a customer to her food supply business for a year or so now I guess. But that was all done online, and on the days she delivered, I was usually out hiking. So, I’d only seen her a couple of times. Pretty as a Filipina though, you might say. Chatted a couple of times, Facebook friends, and that was really all there was up until now. Well, she had tried to set me up with one of her friends previously, but I declined. Not really comfortable with that kind of arrangement. Jane doesn’t live in Barretto, but she will occasionally come here for some drinks. She’s invited me to join her on occasion, but I never did. Then this past Friday, she asked if I wanted to get together at It Doesn’t Matter, and I agreed. We had a couple of drinks, some light conversation, then she headed on home.

I figured that was that, but Jane messaged me about getting together again for lunch on Tuesday. I said, sure, and we agreed to meet at Blue Rock on Baloy Beach. She got there early because she had some work stuff to do online and her internet at home was down. She was still working when I arrived, so I had a drink and waited. And waited. About thirty minutes later she put the laptop away and we ordered some food (shrimp for her, chicken breast for me). And then we set about getting to know one another better.

The first thing I wanted to get some clarity on was her marital status. From what I’d seen on Facebook I was under the impression Jane had a husband. No, she assured me, she has never been married. That was actually a relief. Yeah, she is in some kind of weird relationship with a foreigner, the father of her two children, but being with her at least wouldn’t be a criminal act (adultery is illegal in the Philippines). I told her my convoluted tale of failed marriages and relationships, and she seemed more understanding than judgmental. So, in that sense, we were off to a good start. In fact, it might be that we have more in common in that regard than most women I meet.

Jane surprised me by revealing when she had first seen me. October 31, 2019, at the Halloween party at Queen Victoria bar.

That was the night I had gotten dressed up for a headshot.

Anyway, Jane said she had been there in a sexy black dress and she noticed me because I kept staring at her. I had a date and she didn’t, so eventually she left. When she saw me the first time making a food delivery she remembered me from that night. I have no recollection of those events, but that’s not surprising. It doesn’t sound out of character for me though.

It was a very nice lunch date and by the time we said our goodbyes I realized that in many ways Jane ticks all the boxes. She’s smart, probably the smartest gal I’ve met since moving here. She’s pretty (but aren’t they all?). Enjoys sharing a drink or two. And she is comfortable and confident in her sexuality. What’s not to like? I won’t go so far as to say something silly like we are “soul mates” at this point, but, it definitely feels like there is a connection on a deeper level than I usually experience.

So, we’ll see where this goes. No expectations for anything more than whatever it is that we already have, but at least she is not needy or in it for the money. She drives an almost new car and has a job in real estate in addition to her food business. I honestly don’t know what it is that she sees in me. It should be interesting to find out.

In other news, Facebook reminds me that it was eleven years ago today that I announced my decision to postpone my retirement. Originally, I would have hung it up in October 2010 and moved to the Philippines. Instead, I decided to pursue a relationship with Jee Yeun. That road wound up taking me to a pretty dark place, but all these years later, here I am where I originally planned to be.

I’m not sure I have a clue about what I’m doing, but I’m looking forward to seeing what happens next.

What a life!

Alta Vista: Capitol Avenue

Luckily, I didn’t encounter any insurrectionists...

So, given the street name theme of national parks and iconic Presidents, I have to assume this street honors the building in DC that houses our worthless Congress. Maybe it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Anyway, this is another short side street that ends in a junction with yesterday’s featured Roosevelt Avenue.

This is what our Capitol looks like…
What is up with people letting their dogs run loose? Oh, wait a minute. Buddy, get over here!
This goat house is the first house on the street. Doesn’t count for our purposes though.
A Capitol view.
Yes, there is a house on this street…
And another one is under construction next door.
Literally right next door. All those available lots and someone builds a place that abuts your retaining wall. Weird.
Apparently, it is supposed to look like this once completed. Although I note the absence of any neighbors.

So, that’s it for Capitol Avenue. Tomorrow we will feature one of the two main thoroughfares that run the length of the subdivision. You won’t want to miss out on that kind of excitement!

That brings our tally to:

4 streets

7 houses

Wet and mild

A relatively easy 7.5K trail at yesterday’s Hash, but totally appropriate for the weather conditions. Mother Nature certainly does seem to have a sense of humor though. The clouds were breaking up and the sun was shining through as I headed out to our starting place at the VFW. Then, almost as soon as we started our hike, the skies opened up and gave us a good soaking. Ten minutes later the rain stopped and we marched on. Later in the hike we got drenched again, but once you are wet, what difference does it make?

Our path. Very similar to the hike we did on Friday.
Let’s roll!
By the time we got to Alta Vista we were already sopping wet.
I got a chuckle when I saw the trail included the shortcut to my house…
Here comes the rain again…
A wet trail…
Our two virgin Hashers…
I guess rice farmers like the rain…
Not so much dump truck drivers…
Looks like there is such a thing as too much water in your rice field…
On-On!
Put away that umbrella, Buddy Fucker!
Mostly an urban trail…
On-Home was at Da’Kudos on Baloy Beach.
More rain on the way…
Our Hash motto: It’s nice on ice!
I’m thinking “not so much…”
The birthday boy enjoying his cake…
And another Hash draws to a close.

It’s still raining today. And I’ve got a date of sorts this afternoon. I’ll fill y’all in on the details tomorrow.

Alta Vista: Roosevelt Avenue

What? A street not named after a National Park? Well, in many ways, Theodore Roosevelt is considered the father of the American National Park system, so I guess this name is in keeping with the theme.

Roosevelt Avenue is the next street up from Acadia Avenue and pretty much runs parallel to it, although not quite as long.

A street view of Roosevelt.
A view from the street.

There are currently only two houses on Roosevelt Avenue.

This is one of them.

The folks that live here keep a pack of dogs. And on occasion, they let them roam the streets. I’ve seen them terrorize the other stray dogs. They tried that shit when I was walking by with mine and they were quite surprised when I fought back. The cowardly bastards took off and haven’t gotten close enough to cause me trouble since. I did complain to the guards about the dogs running loose, but of course, nothing was done about it. I used to live on the next street up and I’ve caught those dogs knocking over my garbage cans. One day when I was walking on Roosevelt there was a bag of trash out in the middle of the road. When I got closer I recognized that the contents were from my house. Those dogs actually carried a garbage bag home with them. Not my problem now.

This house was just built last year.

I wonder how the residents enjoy living across the street from those always barking dogs?

Another day, another street.

Scoreboard:

3 streets

5 houses

That didn’t last long

I could hear the wind and the rain periodically throughout the night when I’d get up to take a piss. At one point, I even pulled my bedroom a/c inside a couple of more inches so I wouldn’t have to hear the reverberating sound of the rain pounding on its metal casing.

I got up at my usual 0430 to start my day with a cup of coffee and some internet. It was a little surprising when I looked outside just before dawn and saw this:

Is that what a clear sky looks like?

A bit later, I checked the other side of the balcony:

Well, that’s a little ambiguous. Make up your mind!

After the day had dawned, I spotted this:

The sky is blue? Who knew?!

I took the dogs out for their usual morning walk and wasn’t sure what to expect.

It’s all so confusing!

I decided to celebrate the sun’s appearance by walking into town for breakfast. And right when I sat down to eat, the skies opened up and let loose with another rain shower. The owner came out to my table (I dine on the patio) and complimented me on my good timing. Yeah, I’m lucky that way. Sometimes.

I couldn’t decide on the omelet or the pancakes. So I ordered both. Yeah, not good for someone supposedly trying to lose weight. But I didn’t eat the toast at least. And I’m still mostly off the beer.

After breakfast, I had to wait a few minutes for another rain squall to end, but after that, I made it home without further incident. It’s continued to rain off and on since then. Looking out at the horizon just now it appears more wetness is on the way. This is Hash Monday so I’m hoping the Hare had the good sense to keep it flat and on the pavement. We’ll see.

A few gin and sodas at Cheap Charlies last night, then dinner at Sit-n-Bull. I went with the chicken fried steak from the specials menu.

I’m not averse to onions like some people I know, but those were a bit much. I scraped them off and liked it better that way. I really don’t do the chicken fried steak very often. It’s something different now and then, but really not my favorite by a long shot. I guess I get one periodically to remind me of that fact.
Lucky says, “next time bring me the leftovers!”

Alrighty, then. Guess it is time to end this post and get ready for my Hash day. Maybe I can leave you with a smile:

I think Homer wrote something about the Idiom and the Homonym, didn’t he?

I might have posted this one before, it’s kinda the story of my current life:

Luckily, age is just a number. Provided you have money in your pocket.

Alta Vista: Crater Lake Avenue

At the end of the street profiled yesterday, Acadia Avenue, there is a road going left called Crater Lake Avenue. It is several blocks long but doesn’t go anywhere–just another dead-end street.

This is the only house on Crater Lake Avenue. A nice one though.

I actually had the occasion to meet the owner. It didn’t start out pleasantly though. She has several dogs, and one day one of them was running loose outside while I was walking my dogs. Her dog attacked Buddy and wouldn’t back off despite my yelling and kicking. She came running out and got between the two dogs and wound up getting knocked to the ground before her dog retreated. Later on, one of the security guards requested that I not walk down “her” street anymore in case the dog was out again. I responded that’s bullshit, I live here, I’ll walk where I please. The guard said, “you are just a renter and she is an owner…” WTF?

We met again a few weeks later while she was out walking. She told me it was okay to walk on her street now because she doesn’t let her dog out anymore. We chatted some and she told me she was a Filipino-American who used to live and work in Norfolk, Virginia. She’s married to a woman who works on a ship. They built the house she lives in and she stays home to take care of things. Anyway, she seems like a nice enough person and we always wave and say hello when we pass each other on the streets of Alta Vista.

The homeowner also owns most of the land across the street from her place. She recently built her own gym. Next to the gym is a nice nipa hut where her workers live.

As you look up Crater Lake Avenue in the above photo, you see a large building on the right. That’s the backside of the Alta Vista community center. There is no access from Crater Lake, but the buildings takes up the rest of that side of the street. The left side is like a large garden with various plants and vegetables being grown. The owner told me her spouse won’t allow her to work, so she grows these gardens as a hobby.

She has the only house on Crater Lake Avenue and it doesn’t appear she will ever have neighbors. I’m sure that’s the way they want it to stay.

The tally thus far:

2 streets

3 houses

Weather you like it or not

Five straight days of heavy rain and no end in sight. The usual low-lying areas are flooded, but as far as I can tell the rivers have not overflowed their banks or the highway. Yet. A couple of friends have experienced flooding inside their houses which really sucks. Nothing to do but clean it up and wait for the next downpour I suppose.

My major inconvenience has been not being able to get out and enjoy a nice long hike. The wind and the downpours, not to mention the lightning, just take the fun out of walking. I’m actually getting pretty good at recognizing when there is a brief break in the storm on the horizon. These are usually only good for thirty minutes or so, but that’s better than nothing. Made it to Mango’s last night relatively unscathed and was able to do an Alta Vista reconnaissance this morning (see the previous post). Just now back from a brief afternoon jaunt in the neighborhood as well.

Easter mountain appears to be weathering the storm.

I couldn’t sit on the back patio at Mango’s last night because of the wind and the rain. The high tide the night before had also invaded the seating area there. The tide was low last night, but you could see where it had been.

Lots of debris on the beach.
Took this picture from upstairs at Palm Tree, right next door to Mango’s, on Friday afternoon. I noticed last night those canopies were no longer there.

I finally got around to grilling two of those big thick ribeyes I purchased earlier in the week. I need a new grill, that’s for sure. One of the burners is perpetually on low and the other looks ready to flame broil a Whopper at Burger King. Maybe it is hard to ruin good meat or maybe I just got lucky, but except for one small part that got charcoaled, they came out pretty damn close to perfect. And they tasted exquisite. I can’t remember a better-tasting home-cooked steak. At least that I prepared. They were so big I cut them in half and had a normal-sized serving. Tender and juicy and nicely medium-rare.

I chuckled to myself when my Filipina helper was enjoying a leftover portion and exclaimed how good it tasted. As I’m sure I’ve mentioned, well-done is how meat is prepared Filipino-style. As this handy chart illustrates:

Hilaw roughly translates to raw in Tagalog. Luto na means cooked.

Sorry I didn’t get any photos, guess I was just focused on preventing a disaster. I did have the remaining leftover piece (half of a half) for breakfast this morning.

Still tasty after being reheated twice in the microwave.

I’ll try to do step-by-step photos when I cook the next two. Still have a couple more videos to watch first. I will not be marinating this batch! Gonna enjoy that pure prime beef flavor in all its glory!

That’s just about it from here today. I’ll leave you with some irony, or maybe it’s karma.

Ouch!

Alta Vista: Acadia Avenue

As you enter the subdivision, bear left and you are on Acadia Ave.

As this Alta Vista series continues, you’ll note that almost all the streets are named after American national parks for some reason. My understanding is this subdivision was first developed in the early 2000s.

The very first “house” you encounter on Acadia is this decrepit shack that appears ready to collapse. Surprisingly, this place is where three or four of the Alta Vista security guards live with their families. That’s got to be tough

Since the place above is occupied and the residents are employed by Alta Vista, I’m going to include it in the house count.

This is one of the smaller houses in the neighborhood. Its skinny design reminds me of the row houses you see in Charleston, SC. A Filipino family lives here.
This place has been abandoned for quite some time now. One of the senior security guards lived here briefly after his retirement. I’m not sure who actually owns it, but it is not for rent or for sale as far as I know. I am not going to include it in the house count.
Acadia Avenue on a rainy day. If you look closely, you will not see any more houses on this road. That is because there aren’t any.
The Matian river is the Alta Vista boundary on the left side of the road.
Nature cleaning the river of trash. Sadly, that garbage will go into the bay and eventually onto the beaches.
I’ve often wondered what the story is behind this broken dream.
All that rainwater has to go someplace. From here it will wash into the river. Alta Vista is not prone to flooding, thankfully.
Not many houses, but plenty of vacant lots. The two-digit number is the block, three-digit the lot number. I don’t know if that means there are 348 (or more) lots or if it is just a numbering system I don’t understand.
There are also some squatter shacks down by the riverside. I don’t believe they are on subdivision property though. At least, I’ve never seen the guards harass them.

The best thing about Acadia Avenue is that it has almost no vehicle traffic. It is one of the streets where I walk the dogs because I can let them off their leash to run free for a bit. They like that!

So here is the cumulative countdown so far:

1 street

2 houses

Stay tuned for future installments from deep in the heart of Alta Vista.

Alta Vista de Subic

A recent comment from reader Brian was asking some questions about the subdivision where I reside, Alta Vista. The thought occurred to me that it might be interesting (to me) to document each street and every house within the confines of my gated, but not fenced, community. I’ll do this feature periodically and keep it separate from my regular posts. That way it will be easy to avoid the subject if you have no interest. Fair enough?

I’m guessing there are somewhere between 35 and 50 houses within Alta Vista, constructed on maybe a dozen named streets. I’m going to keep a tally so I’ll know for sure. I do know there are a lot more vacant lots than houses. Also, there is something of a housing boom now with several new residences under construction. Anyway, this will provide some incentive and motivation for me to get out in the afternoons for a little exercise. Weather permitting, of course.

The main (and only) gate into Alta Vista. You can access the subdivision from numerous footpaths, however. So, technically it is a gated community, but for security purposes that is essentially meaningless.
This is the first house you encounter upon entering Alta Vista. It is sort of on two streets so I’m not sure where it belongs at this point. It is owned by my former landlords and has been vacant for several years. I considered it before renting my previous house, but rejected it because it lacks the bay and mountain views I desired. Currently under renovation, so maybe they’ve found a sucker renter.

Stay tuned for the next installment where I will traverse the street to the left of the house above and see what there is to see.

Shake, rattle, and rain

Day three of practically non-stop rain. ‘Tis the season after all. I did manage to achieve my 20,000 step goal (around 15K) the previous two days. Today is not looking so promising.

Last night the rain was accompanied by some very strong gusty winds. Got up to pee at 3 a.m. and could barely find the toilet bowl because the power was out. Luckily, it came back on right after I woke up later in the morning. Made my coffee, sat down at my desk to check the internet, and then I did a little rock ‘n roll. Well, everything around me did, I just sat there hoping it wasn’t a landslide coming to take me away.

Just a little earthquake to shake things up in an otherwise mundane life.

Speaking of landslides, I noticed on my dog walk this morning that there had been a pretty significant rockfall right up the street from me.

Ah, the joys of rainy season!

After we got back home there was a very loud clap of thunder directly over the house. Rattled the windows, and poor Buddy, who’d been laying by the sliding door on the balcony, practically jumped out of his skin. I tried not to laugh at him when he gave me a “WTF was that?” look.

Four of us hardy souls braved the rain, mud, and puddles, to accomplish our Friday walk. We kept it mostly flat–I said we were hardy, not stupid! We also all carried umbrellas without shame. Here is what it looked like:

“It’s only water…” Jim, Steve, and Troy.
Heading out under angry skies…
Easter mountain standing tall in the face of the storm.
Plenty of water to deal with on the ground even when it wasn’t falling from the sky.
Not to mention the mud.
That’s why we brought the umbrellas. Wore a pair of my new shoes and they held up really well in the water.
“I thought the ad said house ON a lake…”
Did our after-hike lunch at Palm Tree. The tide was high and the bay waters were angry. Glad to be on the second floor…

And that’s pretty much how my day went.

The dead and the dying

I don’t dwell on death all that much. It’s inevitable, but my goal is to keep the grim reaper waiting as long as possible. But I recently got hit upside the head with a couple of reminders that mortality is the bane of humanity. It ain’t pretty.

Wednesday I was enjoying my adult beverages at It Doesn’t Matter and noticed a larger than usual crowd arriving. I asked Roan, my waitress, what was up and she said there was a going-away party for one of the customers starting at six. I didn’t know the guest of honor personally but had seen her a few times at the bar. An older woman, maybe early 50s, who apparently was a long-time participant in the pool league. I have a Filipina friend who knows and likes her very much–calls her mama. Roan told me “mama” was leaving the next day to stay with her daughter in Manila. She said the reason she was leaving was that she has stage 4 cancer of the liver and has no one locally to care for her. This party was mama’s last request so she could tell her friends goodbye. That sucks. I texted my friend and told her about the party and she responded she was coming right away. When she arrived she sat with mama (on her lap) and they chatted for a bit. My friend told me later that mama didn’t want to leave but had no choice in the matter. That sucks too. Dying is bad and dying alone is perhaps sadder, but in the end, we all walk through death’s door unaccompanied.

The next morning I saw a post on Facebook from a guy I know reporting that his seven-year-old son had succumbed to leukemia. Life is definitely not fair. I first met the father during the lockdown when he was managing one of the speakeasy bars I was frequenting. He later banned me from the bar for my alleged violation of the secrecy rules. His bar, his call, and I moved on with no real hard feelings. A few months ago he posted on FB seeking help finding transportation to a hospital in Olongapo for his ill son. I had my driver take them and paid for it myself. No big deal. I saw subsequent posts that revealed the diagnosis but seemed to indicate the child was holding his own. So, I was a bit surprised to learn of his passing. I sent the father a message expressing my condolences.

Again, I don’t know the dad well at all. I heard stories about him around town though. He managed various bars over the years but things didn’t usually end well because he was a heavy drinker and a mean drunk. I guess sometime back before I met him he quit the booze and found Jesus. His FB posts showed him working out at the gym, kayaking around the bay, hanging out with his kids, and offering praise to the lord. Apparently, he turned his life around and that is something to be admired.

Last night I decided to visit Dive In bar for the first time since Jessa quit. As I approached the bar, there was a guy loudly asking what music I wanted to hear. I said I didn’t care. He then asked me if I knew who he was. My eyes were still adjusting to the dark and I didn’t really recognize him at first, then I realized it was the father of the deceased child. I said, oh, hello Don. He angrily responded, “Is that all you’ve got to say to me? My son just died you know!” I said yes, I know. I’m sorry. I sent you a message earlier. Then I guess he remembered about the ride I had provided. He was still shouting but said, “you’re alright. you helped me out. Not like these other fuckers!” I was relieved when he moved over to the other side of the bar and took his seat. He continued loudly ranting and raving and making threats, occasionally pointing to me and screaming, “you’re a government official. Thanks for helping me. You’re very kind.” It made me very uncomfortable though.

The owner of Dive In came out of the back and whispered to me that Don’s son had died. So, I guess he was cutting him slack for his crazy behavior. Don even challenged the bar owner to fight, but he ignored him and went back to his hideout. I finished my beer and left.

Well, losing a child has got to be unimaginably painful. And Don had clearly fallen off the wagon. In fact, in all my years of drinking, I had never seen anyone as violently drunk as he was. Totally crazed and out of control. I hope he’s better today but I expect he is not. I guess he lost his faith when his kid died too. Jesus was not the savior Don thought he was. Sad times.

Here in the land of the living, I had a Joyful afternoon with my favorite “friend with benefits”. Took her to lunch at Sit-n-Bull where I finally got around to ordering my pulled pork sandwich. Joy had some Filipino rice concoction.

It’s better than mine. I didn’t eat the bread though. Watching them carbs. Oh, the onions came on the side. Sorry, Kevin!

Joy is no conversationalist. She played with her phone throughout the meal. That’s okay, I didn’t have anything on my mind to talk about either. After lunch, we went to my place and Joy let her body do all the talking. That girl really loves fornication. We have that in common at least. When the act was done, she showered and dressed, I gave her some cash, and she headed on home. I then took a much-needed nap. These young women really wear me out!

After leaving Dive In and crazy Don last night, I headed over to Cheap Charlies. I stayed longer than I intended waiting for the rain to stop. It didn’t and still hasn’t. I learned two of my favorite girls had quit since my last visit because there are few customers these days and no money to be made. There was definitely a depressing vibe in the bar.

But damn it, we were alive. I don’t know what got into me, but I went into party mode. Bought lots of lady drinks and fed a crew of hungry gals. Now, when I go out on the town I always limit the cash in my wallet to 5000 pesos ($100.) and leave my debit card at home. I do this in case my wallet gets lost or stolen, and last night it saved me from going completely overboard. I had the good sense to check my tab and when I saw I’d already spent 4000 pesos I had no choice but to call it a night. Now, I almost never spend money like that in the bars, but last night was a pleasant exception. I made ten bargirls happy and had a grand time doing it.

It felt good to be alive.

Yeah, I expect whatever ultimately kills me, it won’t be COVID.

Walk a mile in my shoes

The rain and flooding yesterday made hiking a no-go, so I called my driver and headed out to Harbor Point Mall in Olongapo. It had been almost a month since I ordered my new eyeglasses and the promised message telling me when they were ready had still not come. So, I pulled out my receipt to call and inquire and noticed that they had written my phone number down wrong. I guess I should have checked their work.

Anyway, once I arrived at the eyeglass shop they dug through a cabinet of unclaimed lenses and eventually found mine. They also corrected my phone information in their customer database. I can definitely see a difference with the new prescription. Even so, when I’m reading off my laptop I find I still have to close my damaged right eye or the text is too blurry to read. Looks like I’m going to have to get that cataract removed soon.

Since I was at the mall anyway, I did a quick walk around to see what was what. I was very pleasantly surprised to see the Merrell shoe store had reopened. It has been closed since the beginning of the pandemic last year. Better yet, they were having a 50% off sale. And lo and behold, they even had some size 11 in stock!

They said the shoes were half price, but it turned out to be two pairs for the price of one. I’m not complaining, though. Merrell’s are my favorite hiking shoes and I like to keep a fresh pair with good soles on my feet while I’m out and about. I’ll have to get them good and broken in before I wear them on the Hash though, otherwise, *Hash tradition requires drinking a beer from inside new shoes. Yuck!

With the money I saved on shoes, I went to the office supply store and bought a new printer. I rarely use a printer these days, but when I need one, I need one that works. My passport is expiring in December and I had completed the renewal form to send to the embassy in Manila. Except I couldn’t get my relatively new HP printer to feed paper and I didn’t want to hassle with trying to find someone who could fix it.

Unbelievably, or maybe after over three years in the PI, I should say not surprisingly, this Canon was the only printer in stock. It appears to be a quality one though. Prints, scans, and copies. It is still in the box because I’ve decided to not send my passport off for renewal until after my next 60-day visa extension. The embassy says it takes 4-6 weeks to receive the new passport and I don’t want to have my visa expire when I don’t have a passport available to renew it.

It being Wingsday night, I popped into The Pub for my weekly fix. While I was waiting for my order, owner John Kim asked me how I liked the steaks I had purchased Tuesday. I responded that I had them marinating in the fridge. He was incredulous, “Marinating? Why? Quality beef doesn’t require marinating.” I was a little taken aback and told him I had just gotten in the habit of marinating steaks prior to grilling, and I didn’t think it would hurt anything. He just shrugged and gave me an “up to you” look. I did tell him that it was probably the thickest ribeye I ever attempted to grill. I wasn’t worried about getting mine done to the medium-rare level I prefer but wasn’t sure I could do Filipina-style well-done without crispy crittering the outside.

John responded in French. Specifically, sous vide. Turns out that’s a method of cooking I’d never even heard of, but you can prepare food at varying temperatures to get the level of the desired doneness. I might have to consider that. I told John about my Ko-Am friend Kevin who is also a foodie and speaks French. I don’t recall him using this particular method though. I also mentioned I was going to try preparing some brisket and John confirmed he has some in stock.

But enough about food. Time to shower up and go find some Joy this afternoon. Lunch and a special dessert seem to be in order.

Not relevant to anything, but still funny.

*A Hash song sung while the culprit is drinking from his new shoes:

His feet will feel the dampness of the clean footwear he has worn

His soul will sense the shame and wish that he had not been born

All of him will suffer pain like shiggy’s sharpest thorn

This Hasher’s worn new shoes!

Glory, Glory, Ale and Lager, Glory, Glory, Ale and Lager Glory, Glory, Ale and Lager, Glory, Glory, Ale and Lager

Drink it down, down, down, down

Roger that

Rainy season has arrived in full force just like she always does this time of year. Been raining hard and steady for the past 18 hours or so. Getting “orange” alert notifications on my phone all morning, not that I know what that means precisely. The Wednesday Walkers canceled the group hike after one of the members posted this photo from Rizal street:

It does not appear to be good walking conditions out that way. What is hilariously sad is that they did a massive drainage project on Rizal last year to resolve the flooding issue. Well done!

It’s my mama’s birthday today. You never forget your mom, even when she’s been dead for ten years now. This would have been her 88th birthday if my math is correct. I don’t believe in heaven, but if I’m wrong about that, I know your faith is being rewarded. Rest in Peace.

My older brother sent me this photo today of me and him rafting down the Kern River back when I was four years old. Kids in those days grew up strong or not at all I suppose. I’m sure I didn’t know how to swim yet.

Looks like dad had a finger over the lens. We used to go camping on the Kern every year when I was growing up. It was the kind of vacation working-class folks could afford. I remember jumping off that big rock in the background, too. That must have been after I learned to swim though.

Last night after darts I popped into The Pub for some grub.

Enjoyed the hell out of this bulgogi.

The owner, John Kim, had told me a few days ago that he was going into the retail meat business. We’ve lost a couple of the Barretto meat stores recently, so he’s trying to fill the void. I told him I could go for some decent ribeyes, not the skinny ass ones I’ve been buying. He told me he had purchased his own saw and could cut the meat to order. Last night he showed me his new freezer full of different kinds of steak–all USDA Prime beef. I walked out with four big ass ribeyes, two of which are currently marinating in my fridge.

Now that’s a steak, am I right? They weren’t cheap, though. Almost twenty bucks each. I hope I don’t fuck up on the grill! I’ll definitely be paying closer attention than normal.

As long as we are talking about food, here’s a photo of my lunch at Sit-n-Bull:

Chicken tacos in the hard shell. I’d gone in with the intention of doing pulled pork, but saw these on the daily specials list and couldn’t resist.

That leaves yesterday’s dart tournament to report on. I’m only playing on Tuesdays and Fridays nowadays. Not practicing at home either. I’m playing for fun, although it is more fun to win than lose. So, while I’m warming up last night a guy comes into Alley Cats I’d never seen in there before. But I’d seen him around town. Never talked to him directly, but one night we were both in Cheap Charlies, him sitting two or three stools down from me. Well, I’m vaping away like I always do, when he makes a big show of opening his umbrella and sitting it on the bar between us. The asshole never said a word to me either. If he had, I would have tried to direct my vape cloud in another direction. Keep in mind this is an open-air bar I’m talking about where even smoking is permitted. Eventually, the manager came over and told him to put his umbrella away and advised him to move to a different seat if he didn’t like my vape.

Anyway, no big deal but when he sat down at my table in Alley Cats, I figured there might be trouble. Alley Cats is indoors and the owner lets me vape, but I do try and be discreet about it. I was also surprised when he pulled out his darts, didn’t even know he played the game. I figured it would be best if I moved as far away from him as possible, so that’s just what I did. Thank God I didn’t draw him as my partner! Although we did face off against each other in the first round.

My partner was not all that good last night, but I was super motivated not to let this guy beat me at darts. He’s got an Aussie accent, and that’s all I really know about him, other than the douchebag thing. Oh, he’s a loser at darts too. At least he was last night! Mission accomplished!

We wound up finishing third on the night which was about right for our skill level vis a vis our competition.

That about sums it up, I reckon.

A slippery slope

The rain held off for yesterday’s Hash. Until it didn’t. And once it started raining, the dirt path became a semi-liquid Messy Underfoot Disaster (MUD). Especially going downhill. So, when our group of “sane” Hashers realized that the Hare’s had us coming off the mountain on a trail that is steep and treacherous when dry, we sought out an alternative route. Pubic Head knew of a place where we could take concrete steps down which seemed like a good plan. Finding the right trail to get us there was a hit-and-miss affair, but in the end, we got there.

Ironically, those concrete steps had a layer of green algae growing on top. If there is one thing more slippery than mud, it’s algae. I was well aware of this fact and was being extra cautious, side-stepping my way down for better traction. In vain as it turned out. About halfway down my foot slid out from under me and I came down hard on my elbow. Fortunately, only a scratch and a bruise to show for it.

We were two hours into the hike with a long way to go to get back to the On Home in Alta Vista, so we did a shortcut. Good thing, too. Otherwise, we would have missed out on the circle which started less than thirty minutes after we arrived. But as always, it was good to be out and about with my fellow Hashers. Here are some photos:

And we are off!
The beginning of the hike was road work.
And then the climbing began.
It seemed like the stairs would never end.
No wonder we were so tired.
Then it got so steep the locals found it necessary to erect a handrail to pull themselves up. Worked for me!
All that climbing and we still weren’t at the top.
I was glad this carabao didn’t have much interest in us passing Hashers…
Mountain living…
…with a million-dollar view.
A brief rest for the weary, but sane, Hashers.
Show us the way to these fabled steps down, Pubic Head.
I’m coming, I’m coming…
I was proud to have found my way to the sought-after steps down. Turns out pride really does goeth before a fall…
And that’s all I’ve got for this Hash post.

Had a busier than normal Tuesday and now it is time for darts. Full report tomorrow!

Let me leave you with a laugh. Here’s a 3-minute comedy sketch you might enjoy:

Weight a minute

I mentioned in an earlier post that I’m on a mission to lose 10-15 pounds. Hence my decision to switch from beer to gin during my weight loss journey. This endeavor is nothing compared to what my buddy Kevin Kim is in the midst of accomplishing–he’s already lost 46 pounds and he’s not done yet. Kevin mentioned BMI (body mass index) in his post, and so I went ahead and did the calculation for mine–27.2–firmly in the “overweight” category. Apparently, for me to be of “normal” weight I need to get down to the 140-189 pound range. That’s ridiculous. I’d look like an escapee from Auschwitz at 140. When I did my big 70-pound loss a few years ago, I couldn’t get below 195. Seems my body said, “that’s enough, damn it!”

I intend to reach my goal of under 200 pounds and we’ll see if I have the wherewithal to break the 190 barrier and be “normal”. I doubt it. I like beer and ice cream too much. I usually weigh myself every day right before my shower. The 210.3 I registered last Wednesday was the alarm warning to get my fat ass belly under control. On Thursday, prior to me making any meaningful lifestyle changes, I was at 207.9. Friday found me back up to 208.6. On Saturday I was down to 206.0, and I thought, yeah, going without beer is working! Yesterday I weighed 205.9, which is a minuscule reduction but still progress. So, this morning I didn’t have breakfast and took a sweaty walk before my weigh-in. Imagine my surprise and disappointment to be back at 207.6! I guess these daily roller-coaster fluctuations are normal, which is why it is probably preferable to do a weekly weight check as stated in fat injection procedure in Boston to better monitor progress. Don’t worry, I won’t weigh in on this topic again until I’ve attained my objective.

It’s Hash Monday and this week our On-Home venue is the Alta Vista community center. That means I was busy early this morning preparing the chili con carne y frijoles to feed the hungry Hashers after our hike.

Four hours on “high” should do it…
Doing a taste test. I get a lot of compliments on my chili so I feel some pressure to not make a disappointing batch. As simple as I do things, that really means getting the chili spice right. Today’s bowl left a little tangy taste, but not so much as to be called hot. That seems to be the way folks like it.

I’ve been pushing myself to be a bit less lazy and get more steps into my daily count. That means doing an afternoon walk when I’m not on the group hikes. So yesterday I did an hour-long stroll through the neighborhood and took in the sights:

The bay…
The mountain…
The wildflowers…
Then back to my humble abode…

It’s been raining off and on all morning, so that may bode ill for today’s Hash trail. But we will march on, rain or shine.

A break in the clouds facilitated this morning’s dog walk.
I also managed to get in a walk out to Baloy Beach and back…

I’m sixty-five years old for another month, so this medical advice really resonated with me:

I’m happy to report that I’m doing almost everything the doctor suggests. I’ll be glad to make it to 80!