And the wheel in the sky keeps on turning. Here’s a quick look in the rearview mirror.

From the Sunday Sweets Stroll:

Sunday is also the day we visit the Arizona floating bar. For the second week in a row, we were the only customers during the two hours we spent on board. At this rate, I don’t know how long it will remain operational. In the meantime, we’ll continue to enjoy the views on the water.

Without the John’s place option, we no longer have specific Sunday dinner plans. So, we decided to have some food from the Arizona Resort kitchen delivered to us on the floater.

Next stop in our Sunday routine is Red Bar.

We offered our regular waitress a lady drink, but she told us she preferred a cash tip instead. No problem for me, I consider that a win-win; she gets money, I save money. Coincidentally, an internet forum I visit had a post today about the history of lady drinks. I found it interesting, perhaps you will too. (If the link takes you to the comments, just scroll up to see the post.)

We did our nightcap at Jumpin’ Jacks, and I played two games of drunken crappy pool, but I still played well enough to win both, which says more about the competition than me. And so on that high note, our night on the town came to an end.

Today, the 8th Army Director of Human Resources Management sent me this photo from the past:

Today’s post from the March 2018 LTG archives is also work-related. I enjoyed my work, but in my heart I knew it was time to call it a career and move on. I had 58 days left to go. Also included in that post is a copy of my federal career work biography. It was quite the ride!

As an added bonus, in the comments to the post linked above is this gem from Kevin Kim:

This sudden spate of mutual politeness calls to mind an old joke that my mother heard at work and brought home to the family:

The politest man in the world managed to find the politest woman in the world. The two fell in love, got married, and in short order, the wife was pregnant. After a few months, the wife had her first sonogram, and the doctor reported, “Congratulations! You’ve got twin boys!” The couple were delighted, and they eagerly anticipated the arrival of their two kids.

But something strange happened. The due date for the birth came and went, and there was no sign of the mother’s ever going into labor. Days became weeks; weeks became months; months became years. Nothing.

Even the most polite couple in the world couldn’t wait forever, so the two finally broke down, went to the hospital, and demanded a full examination to determine what was going on.

The doctors put the mother under a scanner, flipped on the audio and video, and saw two ancient, wrinkled babies inside the mother, each with a snow-white beard, and each endlessly prompting the other with, “After you!” “No, after you!”

You are welcome!

Today’s YouTube video is also work-related as it explores the five things that disappear after retirement. I’ve found my personal replacements for four of them, but I’ve never overcome my loss of ambition. I guess it wasn’t that important to me.

I’m glad I never lost my sense of humor:

And with that, it is time to move into preparation for today’s Hash. I won’t be doing the Guenter trail, but I will walk to the start from my house and decide where to go from there. I’ll let you know how that works out for me tomorrow.

If you are depressed, you are living in the past.
If you are anxious, you are living in the future.
To be content, you must live in the present.

When you get what you want in your struggle for self
And the world makes you king for a day
Just go to the mirror and look at yourself
And see what that man has to say.

For it isn’t your father, or mother, or wife
Whose judgment upon you must pass
The fellow whose verdict counts most in your life
Is the one staring back from the glass.

He’s the fellow to please – never mind all the rest
For he’s with you, clear to the end
And you’ve passed your most difficult, dangerous test
If the man in the glass is your friend.

You may fool the whole world down the pathway of years
And get pats on the back as you pass
But your final reward will be heartache and tears
If you’ve cheated the man in the glass.
–Paul Dale Wimbrow

Greetings from the lovely retirement community of Barrio Barretto. With over fifty bars to serve you here, being bored or lonely is a matter of choice. We’ve got beaches and mountains to enjoy, lots of dining options, and plenty of friendly Filipinas ready to assist in fulfilling your needs. Compare that to vanilla places like Sun City, Arizona, and you will be happy you chose to spend your golden years in a town where your money goes further, and age is just a number.

See, I told you I was going to strive for a more positive attitude! If I spend the remainder of my time amongst the living like I did yesterday, I’ll be satisfied. No, it was nothing out of the ordinary, but that’s the point; ordinary here is extraordinary compared to sitting around playing cards in a retirement home stateside. Let the good times roll!

We began our Saturday with the usual Decay Dance.

As we got closer to Easter Mountain during our Dance, I noticed there had been a recent burn there as well, probably while we were in Pundaquit. The Easter Monday Hash is on the horizon, but I’m doubting I’ll be able to make the Easter Mountain climb this year. Part of aging gracefully is accepting and adapting to your increased physical limitations. We’ll see.

I decided to change things up for our Saturday night out by making a rare visit to Harley’s, located on the road to Baloy. It had been months since we were last here.

It was a busy day on the bay.

When we were ready to move on for our nightcap, we headed out to Wet Spot. With Green Room still closed for renovation and both bar crews working out of Wet Spot, it was pretty packed. Like last time, I felt obligated to take care of my regulars from both bars with lady drinks. Better than the drama of them fighting over me, right? And yes, I’m being facetious. These gals have been serving me for years now and I am happy to help make their night a little more profitable.

Then it was time to scurry back home before my early bedtime. I made a tasty batch of strawberry-banana smoothies, and they were a sweet ending to a sweet day.

From the Facebook memories, an old photo of my workmates in Korea in 2005:

Continuing on with the March 2018 LTG archives, a meeting with the Korean Employees Union brought me back to Seoul. Naturally, I spent the night and partied in Itaewon with some old friends, then went back to Pyeongtaek the next morning and climbed a mountain. Life’s a Dance, indeed. It was nice to feel happy for a change.

In today’s YouTube video, The Filipina Pea interviews foreigners about their impressions upon visiting the Philippines. Very similar to my experiences: friendly locals, happy despite living in poverty, loud and littered, cheaper, an easy visa process, and you can get by speaking only English. It’s not for everyone for sure, but it works for me, and I’m happy to call it home.

Humor time:

And on that note, I’m positive there’s nothing left to say today.

Here I am again, immersed in the activities that fill the hours of my so-called Barretto life. As boring and repetitive as that may seem here on the blog, I’m not complaining. I had a bit of an epiphany this morning. Between not being able to shake the feeling of impending doom and my fantasies of going back in time for a do-over life, I’m forgetting to live in the moment and enjoy the days I’m blessed with living, no matter how many I may have left. I’ve made that mistake before, as revisiting my old posts about my last year in Korea has reminded me. I was sad and lonely, looking forward to moving to the Philippines, yet unable to let go of the heartbreak of the past. But now, when I look back from the perspective of eight years on, I see what a happy time that could have been if I’d opened myself to all the positive aspects of that life. Hell, I was living in a palace paid for by the government, I had a six-figure salary plus my monthly retirement pension. I was surrounded by beautiful countryside. I was climbing mountains and hiking riversides. Work provided some substance and meaning, along with the companionship of my coworkers. I don’t have any regrets about retiring when I did, but I wasted a year lamenting what I’d lost and thinking about a future that hadn’t yet arrived, instead of living in the moment. So now I’m resolved and committed to embracing what I have today and appreciating this life for what it is.

Okay, with that out of the way, let me share the story of my yesterday. Our driver, Swan’s friend Mercy, picked us up from the Wave Song Resort at 8:30. I had it in mind to treat everyone to breakfast at the FRA in San Antonio, which has a great kitchen, at least the last time I visited. I entered the venue into Google Maps for directions, and we were off. Or the app was, because the direction it wanted to take us didn’t align with my memory. Who you gonna believe, GPS or a feeble brain? Eventually, I just had Mercy take the route I knew to the main highway, and we went from there.

We were the only car in the parking lot when we pulled into the FRA. I planned for us to sit in the outdoor dining area, so I went to the service window to fetch a waitress. It was empty inside except for one young woman behind the counter. I asked if they were open (it was after 9 now), and she said yes, then added that the kitchen staff had not yet arrived. I asked how long it would be until they got here, and she didn’t know. Hmm, okay then. I heard the FRA was going downhill, and this seemed to be confirmation. So, we reloaded into the car and hit the road for Barretto.

I was hungry, but unfamiliar with alternative options in San Antonio. I remembered a place in Castillejos called Mukbang, but as we passed, it was closed. There is a place called Spice Restaurant in Subic that I’ve always wanted to try, but it wasn’t open yet, either. As we entered Calapandayan, I recalled a new resort that had recently opened. We did a walkthrough on a previous hike, and it looked nice. So, we pulled in to give it a try.

The gals all got traditional Filipino breakfasts, and since I was hungry, I of course went with the Hungarian breakfast.

Anyway, it turned out to be a nice enough place to enjoy a bayside meal.

Back home safe and sound, I set about my usual afternoon routines of napping and blogging, then showered up and headed into Barretto for the first time in days! I needed to hit the ATM, and It Doesn’t Matter has a good one, so that’s where we kicked things off. The ATM worked fine, but sadly, IDM isn’t what it used to be without Cliff and Ashley running the show. A totally different vibe these days, not unfriendly, but not warm and welcoming like we were accustomed to. I’m sure we’ll still visit occasionally, but there are plenty of bars to choose from here in Barretto.

Not as many restaurants these days (yes, still missing John’s place), but I offered Swan three dining options all within a block of IDM: Jewel Cafe, Myleen’s, or Foodies. Swan chose Myleen’s because it has the best (and only) birria tacos in town.

Myleen’s was busier than I’ve ever seen it, but they handled it well. As a long-time customer, I’m on friendly terms with the manager, Eve. Which means I subject her to my warped sense of humor, and she doesn’t get offended.

Swan said the dipping sauce was much better than what they had served during our previous visit. I passed that along to Eve, and she said she’d let the chef know.

After our meal, we crossed the highway and did our nightcap at Cheap Charlies. They were fairly busy as well, and we sat near several folks we are acquainted with, so we had some nice chitchat while we drank our beverages.

Well, there was a surprisingly brisk breeze blowing last night, and that made Swan chilly. Poor girl has never experienced what a real winter is like. She says she wants to, though. Maybe I’ll take her to Korea in January before I die.

Since we had already had dinner, I didn’t order food for the girls or buy them an overpriced lady drink. I did give each of the staff (seven in all) a 50 peso tip. Then we headed home for bedtime.

Until I die, I’ll keep exploding heads on Facebook with crap memes like this.

Still February 2018 in the LTG archives and in a rare positive post from back then, I talk about My Beautiful Life. It shouldn’t be hard to focus on the good in life. I’m going to do my best to get better at it.

Although I accept that time travel is not in my future, you can still visit the past via YouTube videos, such as this one about saloon life in the Old West. Honestly, I don’t think I’d enjoy drinking piss-warm beer and hanging out in joints like those. But I guess there weren’t any other options back then.

I haven’t lost my sense of humor. Such as it is:

So, now it’s time to get out and enjoy the things I have in my life while I can. I know folks who are crippled up and homebound, but I hope that if that day ever comes for me, I’ll make the best of it. Life truly is a gift.

It’s time for my monthly get-out-of-town trip, so this morning we will be heading to Pundaquit for two days of beach life. Let me dash off a quick post about yesterday before I go.

Mostly more of the same old, same old Tuesday shit. Grocery shopping in the morning came with the standard out-of-stock frustrations. I mean, I get it that imported goods are occasionally subject to shipping delays, but come on, Royal, what’s your excuse for being out of locally brewed San Miguel Light, for crissake?

And speaking of imported foods, I was thinking some good ol’ string cheese might be a healthy snack.

I took a pass on playing darts because of my back issues. I only experienced pain when bending over or lifting a leg — walking wasn’t bad. So, at beer o’clock, we marched on down to Baloy Beach.

We had the raft driver contact the floating bar on his walkie-talkie to confirm they had wine available for Swan before we made the voyage. They did, and so we boarded.

After a while, another couple came aboard and joined us at the bar. Being on the introvert side of the spectrum, I don’t generally engage with strangers, but this guy wanted to chat, and I’m not rude (at least when I’m sober). Wallace is a Canadian expat, and he and his gal were visiting from Davao, a place I’ve been to before, so we compared notes. He also worked in Korea for 20 years, so we had that in common as well. Anyway, it turned out to be a pleasant conversation. Nice to meet you!

We headed to shore for some Treasure Island dining and ran into Lizza, the owner of Kokomo’s, on the beach.

Against all odds, I met and interacted with another stranger while at Treasure Island. A retired Navy guy who lives in Florida, but is currently working out of Singapore. He hadn’t been to Barretto for many years, so I gave him the lowdown on the best places to hang out. He’s a dart player with a warped sense of humor, so we had that in common. It was nice chatting with him as well. And yes, I’ve already forgotten his name (I was six beers to the wind by then).

From my Treasure Island perch, I could see something going on up on the mountain behind the Hanjin shipyard, so I headed down to the beach for a closer look.

With our hunger satiated and my beer capacity reached, we headed back home and called it a day.

Today is my son Kevin’s 48th birthday. I’ve been ghosted, but I hope he is happy.

I’m not a big Bill Maher fan, but like a stopped clock, he gets it right sometimes.

From the January 2018 LTG archives, I’m back in Pyeongtaek and experiencing being ghosted for the first time. It doesn’t get easier with experience.

I never knew there was such a thing as “Generation Jones,” or that I was a member of that elite group (those born between 1954 and 1965). Today’s YouTube video enlightened me. Ain’t I special?

And now some humor before I hit the road:

I’m happy to report that the back is feeling much better today. Still a little stiff, but not nearly as painful.

And now to prepare for my adventure. At least I’ll have something different to post about tomorrow.

I guess there is something to be said for being fat and happy. But it probably isn’t too fun to be fat and prematurely dead. And taking a half-assed approach to weight loss is marginally better than not trying at all, so that’s what I’m doing. Maybe instead of hitting that brick wall at the end of the alley going full speed, I can downshift and delay my arrival at death’s door. We’ll see how that works out for me.

So, I’m giving up the ice cream (miss you, baby!) and sweets. I’m also making an effort to reduce my beer consumption by slowing down the intake. That’s a work in progress, but I’m getting there. I’m getting in 15,000 steps per day, so hopefully, I’ll burn off some fat along the way.

Speaking of beer, I came across this article from a “longevity doctor” who drinks in moderation and doesn’t see that as a bad thing. Of course, I drink more than he does, but the doctor notes that genes make a difference. I’d say my daily beer intake is similar to what my father would imbibe, and he lived to be 83. It’s that Irish blood, I reckon.

In unrelated news that proves things can always be worse, this guy fell in love with one of those AI girls, and it didn’t end well for him.

Meanwhile, things continue on in my daily grind much as they always do. An uneventful Sweet Stroll kicked off the morning.

Sunday is usually our Arizona floating bar day, but given the overcast skies at beer o’clock, we opted not to bother since there would be no sunset to enjoy. We started out at Red Bar instead.

When it was time to eat, we cautiously crossed the highway and popped into Jewel Cafe.

We crossed the highway once more and did our nightcap at Jumpin’ Jacks. I played a couple of games of pool as much to slow my rate of beer ingestion as anything. I played pretty well against a skilled waitress opponent, but still lost both games. That’s okay, I had fun anyway.

Then it was time to trike on home. I’m going to need to make some adjustments to my schedule, though. Getting back to the house so early, I’m finding myself going to bed at 8 pm for lack of a better option. The problem with that is I’ll wake up four or five hours later and have a hard time getting back to sleep. It could be that I need to fire up the TV for an hour or two before bedtime. We’ll see.

Moving forward in the December 2017 LTG archives, I’m back in the Philippines as I prepare for the upcoming move. Gem, the gal I met on a dating site, joined me for the adventure, and she seems to be enjoying herself. Met up with my vlogger friend John and his new girl. They are married now, but John is in late-stage Parkinson’s and has moved to the wife’s province, where she and her family care for him. And I also did some exploring around Alta Vista and Club Morocco in search of somewhere I might live. A good trip thus far, we’ll see what happens next. Why wait? Here’s another post about the small-town vibe Barretto has, as evidenced by my running into a guy named Scott, whom I had recently friended on Facebook, several times. And I haven’t even done my first Hash run yet.

Today’s YouTube video talks about the seven things you should not do after turning 70. Yep, I’m guilty of #4, labeling myself “too old” to try new things. I also struggle with #5, letting memories of the past invade my present. Well, there is always time to do better. Until it runs out. I’ll get right on it.

You are never too old to laugh. I hope.

Another Hash Monday has arrived. The Hare sent me a preview map, and today’s trail involves a 400-meter climb to the top of Kalaklan Ridge. It’s been a while, and I miss the views from up there. But alas, I’m still feeling off, and upon further consideration, I’ve decided that today is not the day to undertake that challenge. Instead, Swan will join me for our own Hash trail. We’ll still do a climb, but only about half as difficult. But I’ll be back on the ridgeline one day soon.

Country Joe McDonald has passed away. Back in my teens, I was big into the anti-war movement, so songs like this one resonated with me. And look at me now, all “bomb, bomb, bomb, Iran.” Anyway, here’s Country Joe firing up the audience at Woodstock. Thanks for the memories.

Nothing to get pissed about, though. I hope to keep peeing well into the future. Speaking of health, Kevin Kim left a link in the comments to a video about measuring visceral fat. The video provided a link to a webpage with an easy at-home method to calculate the amount of visceral fat you carry in your innards. So, I did the measurements, and the results weren’t pretty.

Not good, not good at all. Somehow, I don’t think I can walk this off. I’ll think of something. Or die trying.

Meanwhile, life goes on. We did our usual Decay Dance in the morning.

At beer o’clock, we journeyed into Barretto and kicked off our evening at Sloppy Joe’s. I’ve decided the downsides of doing the gin-and-soda thing outweigh the benefits. So, my new plan is to drink beer at a slower pace. My goal last night was to limit myself to one beer every thirty minutes. I had my first beer at 4:30 and my last for the night at 7:30. By my reckoning, I had seven SMLs during that 180 minutes, or one every 25.7 minutes. I didn’t achieve my goal, but that’s still slower than normal for me. I’ll keep working at it.

Two beers at Sloppy Joe’s, then we headed to Myleen’s for dinner.

One beer to wash the tacos down, then we moved on to Wet Spot for our nightcap. Green Room is closed for renovation, so all the staff from there are doing duty in Wet Spot (same owner). Wet Spot was a lot more crowded than usual, including some of the familiar Green Room customers. We found an open table, and I treated our regular Green Room waitress and our regular Wet Spot waitress to a lady drink. Hey, I didn’t want them fighting over me! If I had stopped at three beers, I would have met my 30-minute-per-beer goal. But it was too early to go home, and Swan hadn’t finished her wine yet, so I enjoyed beer number four before calling it a night.

Swan captured the moment where I managed to play my air guitar and sing some Money for Nothing before we departed Wet Spot. The chicks weren’t free, though.

From the December 2017 LTG archives is a post in which I recall the dozen times I’d loved and lost in my life and assigned blame for those failures as appropriate. You can see for yourself that I wasn’t always at fault. One of these days, I’ll have to update the list with my relationships since moving to the Philippines.

Today’s YouTube video talks about how living in the Philippines is a different experience from short-term visits. No duh. I’ve certainly encountered some of the difficulties he mentions, but that just goes with the territory. The “sorry, out of stock” thing still irks me, especially at a big grocery store like Royal. And when the shelf goes bare, it often stays that way for months. Um, ever heard of inventory control? (Heh, I just now remembered what my father would sometimes exclaim when he became frustrated: “Damn, that just frosts my balls!”) Of course, here in the tropics, they wouldn’t know what frost is. Anyway, when you choose to live in a third-world environment, sometimes you just have to take a deep breath, relax, and accept the Filipino way.

And now to lighten things up some:

And on that note, this post has come to an end.

Live ’em while you got ’em, that’s the best and only option. Here’s how that worked out for me yesterday.

Our housekeeper, Jane, is Swan’s niece and resides in our basement apartment with her hubby and three kids. It’s equipped with everything they need to live comfortably except a television. Our mission yesterday morning was to rectify that situation. There’s an appliance store on the far side of town, and I told Swan we could make that our walk destination. She was a little surprised when I took her the back way via the My Bitch trail and Rizal Extension, arriving at Robinson’s a little over 6K later. Here’s some of what we saw along the way:

And then we arrived safely at the Robinson’s appliance store, where I purchased a 50″ Smart TV for a little under $400. Our downstairs residents were ecstatic.

Later in the afternoon, Swan and I made our way to the Kokomo’s floating bar.

Our visit to the floating bar proved to be a disappointment. No wine for Swan, so she had water. They wanted 120 pesos for a gin shot, plus another 100 for the can of soda water. I had one, and then we decided to move on.

But we weren’t giving up on our beach time. There’s a small resort named Tropical Garden, further up Baloy, owned by a Hasher (Goat Fucker). We decided to check out the vibe.

So, Tropical Garden wanted 180 pesos for a gin shot. Add in a can of soda water, and it’s nearly three times more expensive than a beer. Nope, no can do. I’ll have to find another way to reduce calories and carbs. I still haven’t been able to find out what’s going on with the unavailability of San Miguel Zero beer.

I’d given up on gin and soda by this point, but I enjoyed a couple of cold San Miguel Lights, then we called it an early night and headed on home. Notwithstanding the Kokomo’s disappointment, we enjoyed our beach time.

It’s December 2017 in the LTG archives, and in this post, I recount the once-in-a-lifetime experience of walking over 50,000 steps. It’s chock full of pictures of the area surrounding Camp Humphreys and the city of Pyeongtaek. Thanks to Kevin Kim for the challenge and inspiration to make the journey of a lifetime.

For today’s YouTube video, we’ll take a journey back in time and see what traveling on a stagecoach was really like. Spoiler alert: it was not a comfortable experience.

Now we will travel on to where the humor is:

Another day, another post about yesterday. And now to get on with today.

As I’ve alluded to in my recent posts, I’ve kinda sorta been feeling out of sorts lately. I’m sure some of this derives from being in an emotionally weird place, but there are physical aspects as well. Light-headedness, lethargy, weird aches and pains are some of the symptoms I’ve been enduring. I need to schedule another consult with Dr. Jo to see if any of this is liver-related. God knows, my liver gets plenty of exercise, but it ain’t as young as it once was. I saw an ad on Facebook that described what happens when your liver begins to fail, and it was a little too familiar for comfort. And since it was an advertisement, they suggested an herbal remedy called Lymphoria. Well, it was “only” 1800 pesos ($35), so I decided to order a bottle. I figure it can’t hurt, right?

Wednesday went as Wednesdays usually do, starting with the Wednesday Walkers group hike.

A 6K trek on a hot day was plenty.

Swan took a “me day,” so I was on my own for the evening adventure in Barretto. I plopped my sorry behind down on a stool at Cheap Charlies and put my new drinking strategy to work. On the plus side, my gin shot with a can of soda water lasted around thirty minutes, about twice as long as a bottle of beer. On the negative side, after two gins, I was feeling a tad more buzzed than I wanted to be, so I switched to beer for the remainder of the evening. I’m not giving up yet, but I’ve got to learn to pace myself better.

Otherwise, my visit to Cheap Charlies was pleasant enough. My hike buddy Todd popped in for a while, so I had someone to chat with, which is nice. I fed the girls in lieu of lady drinks, and they were very appreciative. I was even given the rare beer on the house as a thank you.

I wasn’t quite ready to call it a night, so I popped into Alaska for a final round of drinks. Still made it home before 8 pm, where Swan was awaiting my return and the smoothie I promised to make for her. And that was all there was to Wednesday.

From Facebook memories:

In the November 2017 LTG archives, I share my Thanksgiving blessings. I’m not sure why it is that it seems that it is always in looking back that I realize how good my life was, despite my feeling that it sucked. Hopefully, I’m not going look back on the present in a similar fashion.

Today’s YouTube video features people even dumber than me. Yep, you read that right. The most dangerous thing I do is crossing the National Highway, but I’d never try to take a selfie while doing so.

Shit, I hate when a video I select to share won’t embed. You’ll have to click this link to see it. Sorry!

On to the humor, then.

And that’s all I’ve got for today.

I’m going to make the effort to change things up around here. We’ll see how that works out for me. Me being me, I’m not taking the hard road, but I intend to tweak my lifestyle by eating smarter. No, I don’t plan to count calories or anything like that at this point. I’ll just try to show a little more discipline and self-control when it comes to what I put in my mouth. As a first step in that direction, while grocery shopping yesterday, I successfully avoided purchasing the usual half-gallon of ice cream. Instead, I made a sugar-free pudding before heading out to the bars, and my drunken dessert was waiting for me when I returned.

Speaking of drinking, I’m making some modifications in that regard as well.

So, one shot of gin is around 97 calories. That’s not much less than the 100 in a bottle of San Miguel Light. But I get the shot in a tall glass and order a can of soda water (no calories) on the side. That turns one drink into three, reducing the calories consumed and lessening the alcohol volume. But I’m not giving up on beer entirely. My current plan is to alternate between the drinks. Hopefully, that will moderate the impact of the gin intake whilst also reducing my overall consumption of calories. In my previous switches to gin, I suffered some repercussions that included getting drunker than I wanted to be (like falling down getting out of the trike drunk). Wish me luck as I move forward with my new plan!

Oh, and if you are wondering about my motivation, for some reason, I stepped on my bathroom scale yesterday. 259.7 pounds. Yikes!

I walked home from the Royal supermarket after yesterday’s shopping excursion.

As nice as the views along the highway are, there isn’t much shoulder space, and people drive here like pedestrians have no business being out walking. The scooters are especially bad, treating that small roadside space as a motorbike lane. It tends to take the joy out of the hike for me.

I did my drinking at Sloppy Joe’s and Wet Spot yesterday. Green Room is closed for renovations now. As I understand it, the new owner is adding restrooms (yay! no more going next door to pee) and a dance stage (boo! we don’t need another dancing bar). We’ll see how that works out. In the meantime, all the Green Room staff are working out of Wet Spot. That meant buying twice my usual number of lady drinks. Anyway, I was still standing when I got home, so my moderation plan is working so far.

From the November 2017 LTG archives comes a post about my working life. With less than six months to go before re-retirement, I felt appreciation for the meaning work brought to my life and some trepidation about what my life might look like without it.

Today’s YouTube video offers five signs that your life may be ending soon. Other than my expanding abdomen, none of them is yet in evidence for me. Well, the memory is fading, but not to the extreme extent the AI voice talks about. I still can’t shake this feeling of impending doom for some reason, but I’m going to keep on doing what I do for as long as I am able.

Bad puns and bad humor are always here to be enjoyed:

And now on with my snack-less and sweet-less life. Thank God for alcohol!

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it. –Groucho Marx

Easier said than done, but worth the effort, I suppose. Yeah, I’m having one of those days, but this too shall pass. In the meantime, I can take comfort in knowing that things can, and have been, worse than they are. It’s easy to forget your blessings when you take them for granted, but you don’t have to look far to see that the struggles of others are infinitely worse.

When I decided to move to the Philippines, one of my goals was to try make things better for people by my being here. Yeah, you can’t help everyone, but you can make a difference for some. To some degree, I’ve achieved that goal, even if you don’t count providing lady drink commissions. One of my current projects is helping an acquaintance who is currently fighting uterine cancer. I help out with rent, food, and medical expenses, but damn, the struggles of getting proper treatment in a public (versus private) healthcare system here are phenomenal. Here’s her latest message to me:

Hello John, update for today; I couldn’t undergo chemotherapy this Monday, and I was also confined for another day because I had a blood clot in my catheter. They conducted some tests, and I was discharged from the hospital after the tests. I will return to the hospital this Friday for my CT scan urogram. I hope it gets done so we can know what the urology department will do regarding whether I will need surgery or not. I’m back on antibiotics again because chemotherapy didn’t go ahead due to my cough and cold. It’s really frustrating because I seem to catch coughs and colds quickly now.

Always fighting, John. I don’t want to die yet; I don’t want to stress myself over what’s happening with my treatment. I constantly pray that I can get through all of this.

What happened to me earlier was intense. Before my CT urogram, I fainted; suddenly, I couldn’t breathe, my legs started to tremble, and I had a headache. I thought it was the end for me, and I ended up praying unexpectedly, saying, “Lord, please don’t take me yet.” My blood pressure and sugar levels weren’t low; I just couldn’t handle the prolonged fasting because I needed to fast for the CT scan. They’ve postponed my schedule today, and now I’m rescheduled for the CT scan on March 5. Aside from the severe headache I’m experiencing, the equipment for my CT scan isn’t complete, so I have to go back on March 5. The effects of the chemotherapy they are giving me are hard; they are not just attacking the cancer but also weakening my good cells and immune system. I need to find a clinic that prescribes fenbendazole and ivermectin because they have been effective for colorectal cancer patients. I need to try it; I don’t want to die, Lord. Please help me; don’t abandon me.

Endless gratitude, John, for all the help you have given me, and thank you for not abandoning me in this fight. I owe you a huge debt of gratitude, as the Lord sent you to help me financially. Thank you, Lord, for everything, and please do not forsake me in my battle against this illness.

What a nightmare to go through. I believe she is in her 30s. At my age, I wouldn’t have the strength or the will to fight this battle. When my time comes, I hope I go easy into that gentle good night.

Here are my blessings from yesterday:

Sunday Sweets Stroll:

Later in the day we made our way out to the Arizona floating bar:

When our time on the floater was done, we popped into Red Bar for some libations before moving on to Jumpin’ Jacks to check out their menu.

I did play a game of pool with one of the waitresses while waiting for our food order, and I won! Maybe that darts practice is paying off.

And that’s all there is to the Sunday story.

As expected, the Iran memes are exploding across the internet. I found this one worthy of sharing:

From Facebook memories, John’s place opened in its new location four years ago:

On to November 2017 in the LTG archives, and in this post, I was reminded once again how stupid I am when it comes to matters of the heart. Jesus, what was I thinking?

Today’s YouTube video provides 10 reasons not to retire in the Philippines. Damn, NOW you tell me. But seriously, going on eight years now, and I don’t regret coming here. Most of these can be overcome by invoking the mantra I learned long ago as a tourist: Take a deep breath. Relax. Accept the Filipino way. That said, the noise does still bother me, and if I drove here, I would be insane from road rage by now. Still, I’d rather be here than back home in the USA.

Humor me:

And now to prepare for another Hash Monday.

I’ll tell you tomorrow.

I woke up to the first morning in March and the news about the big takeout in Iran. I’m not a big fan of regime change wars, but Iran has been a worldwide threat for decades, and sadly, the USA has enabled its terrorism. With the leadership now dismantled, it’s on the Iranian citizens to stop being victims and stand up for their freedom. The clips I saw of the people in the streets in Iran celebrating Khamenei’s death were telling. Just like the outraged American leftists protesting this bold move that may lead to a more peaceful Middle East, they have shown where they stand in opposition to freedom, peace, and human rights. We shall see what happens next.

An oldie but goodie:

Meanwhile, life goes on in my little piece of paradise, such as it is.

Decay Dance:

In the afternoon, I practiced darts and threw halfway decent, but I wasn’t feeling the Saturday tourney at Alley Cats. Instead, we made our way out to Cheap Charlies.

We decided to try somewhere we seldom visit next. Our first option was Cyclone Bar, but before we even got to the door, we could hear the crap music blaring. That was a good reminder of why we stopped going there. So we ventured further up the highway and popped into Nipsey’s Bar. We were the only customers, but the girls on stage stood up and went through the dance motions as we sat down. The music was shit, but I am more tolerant when young gals are movin’ to the beat of songs they know. And then the thought occurred to me that the music genre shouldn’t matter to a dancer. I called the waitress over and asked if I could request a song, and my request was granted. I had them play the Glenn Miller classic, “In the Mood.” That song is even older than I am. I couldn’t resist dragging Swan up from her seat and doing a little swing dancing with her. The gals on stage seemed to enjoy watching, too. After my requested song was done, the playlist reverted to some classics from the ’50s and ’60s, and I was really enjoying the vibe. And then a couple of the gals on the dance stage tried their hand at swing dancing and did a nice job of it. Naturally, they earned a tip!

We did our nightcap at Queen Victoria, and they actually had some customers. I guess they are doing something right. I even got comped a beer for the first time there. A nice way to end our Saturday night.

And now, from the October 2017 LTG archives, is the post entitled “FUCK ME!” Yeah, one day into my new “love” affair, I got fucked good and hard. At least I didn’t have to wait seven years to get screwed, as I did in my previous relationship. And for those who might be interested in the epilogue, after years of no contact, on a whim, I sent Loraine an email a few weeks ago to see how she was doing. I was a little surprised she bothered to respond, but she told me she is doing well. She and Kev are still together, but he’s living in the UK and can’t yet afford to retire in the Philippines. Also, Loraine’s annulment still hasn’t been granted, so the marriage Kev promised hasn’t happened. She chose the path she considered best for her, and I wish her a happy life. Things turned out okay for me in the end.

Today’s YouTube video is the story of another man’s unhappy ending in the Philippines. As is the case in most of these sad tales, stupid choices lead to bad outcomes. Obviously, avoiding the quagmire of the Philippine “justice” system should be everyone’s primary goal, but sometimes shit happens.

And now for the happy ending:

And that’s all he wrote. For today anyway.

Today’s post title comes courtesy of a t-shirt graphic I observed at last night’s birthday party. I rarely attend parties, but in some ways, my daily life is almost like a party. There is always plenty of cold beer to enjoy! Here are some scenes from another party day in the life.

The day’s big event was attending Ashley’s birthday party at Red Bar.

And it appeared a good time was had by all.

From Facebook memories, a happy day that didn’t stand the test of time:

Big news in the October 2017 LTG archives: Despite my pledge to never fall in love again, I threw caution to the wind and took that leap of faith once more. We’ll find out soon enough how that worked out for me.

Has anyone been missing Smart Girl Philippines? It’s been a long time since I shared one of her YouTube videos, so here we go. At this stage of my life, her words of warning no longer apply to me. I’m already in the last relationship I’ll ever have, for better or worse.

There’s always time for a smile or three, right?

Had enough? Yeah, me too. I’ll get on with the rest of today and tell you about it tomorrow.

I’m not sure what the secret to a long life might be, but I reckon being lucky is part of it. Life comes in daily doses, and here’s what my medicine looked like yesterday.

A nap, a blog post, and a shower later, it was time to go and see what was happening in Barretto. We kicked things off at It Doesn’t Matter. Turns out it did. The bar has a totally different vibe now that Cliff and Ashley have departed. That’s okay, as long as there is something to fill the void. So far, that doesn’t seem to be the case. And yes, that matters. Only one of the waitresses offered a greeting when we arrived. Another, a recently returned long-term employee who was friendly in the past, didn’t say a word the whole time we were there. The waitress sitting next to Swan’s stool had long hair, and when she flipped her hair, it hit Swan in the face. Swan wasn’t pleased, but instead of apologizing, the waitress made some rude comment that Swan should sit elsewhere. And that’s what we did — paid our tab and left.

We went to Myleen’s next and grabbed a bite to eat.

We hadn’t been to the Alaska Club for quite a while, so that was our next stop. Got warm and friendly service, and owner Jerry sent me over a free beer. I did my usual tipping-the-dancers thing and bought a couple of lady drinks. It was nice to be treated right after the IDM experience.

We did our nightcap at Wet Spot next door and enjoyed our “regulars” status there with the crew. Neighbor Mike popped for a beer, and we all had a good time. Then a trike ride home brought another Thirstday to a close.

From the October 2017 LTG archives is a post about an incident I would not have otherwise remembered. It involved a bar called IDK (I Don’t Know what that stands for) because I guess It Doesn’t Matter now *ahem*. Anyway, I had already quit patronizing IDK when I caught them adding drinks to my tab that I hadn’t ordered. But when I learned they were refusing to pay a Filipina employee, I threatened to report them to the USFK Provost Marshal for human trafficking, and they relented. Ah, the good ol’ days. Some nice pictures of the Pyeongtaek area in that post as well.

Today’s YouTube video discusses the health implications of naps for us senior citizens. I had no idea there was such a thing, but luckily, my daily naps are early in the afternoon and last less than an hour. They don’t seem to affect my nighttime slumber either, so I should be good to go.

HaHa, reading that title just now, I had to say, isn’t everyone getting closer to death every day?

And on to the humor:

Okay, Ashley, aka Lick-and-Spit, is celebrating her birthday today at Red Bar. Swan and I will be attending. Should be a good time.

Here’s the lowdown on the Wednesday that was:

Scott drove us out to where the new bypass road is allegedly under construction. I say ‘allegedly’ because, since our previous visit several months ago, it appears little progress has been made. I’m no engineer, but damn, I still can’t figure out how they are going to make it up and over the top of the Kalakalan Ridge. I hope I live long enough to find out.

Welp, not our problem, we headed down to the valley for the rest of our walk.

With the walkaholic urge satisfied, at beer o’clock it was time to quench my thirst. Swan had been visiting a friend on SBMA, so I awaited her return at the seldom-visited Snackbar near the Baloy 7-Eleven. She arrived as I was finishing my second beer, and we headed for the beach.

I joined in from my stool:

And that’s all there was for Wednesday.

Facebook memories reminded me of this old advertisement I’d shared:

Carrying on with the October 2017 LTG archives, and I’m back from my Boracay adventure with a new plan to get over my sorry state of mind: acceptance. Reading this again today from a whole other perspective, but it still seems apt. I may not like certain aspects of my life that come with age, but I need to learn to accept them.

In today’s YouTube video, the vlogger explains why he doesn’t want to live a long life. Interesting perspectives for sure, and honestly, I’m living like there is no tomorrow already. But I’m blessed to have not lost my mind (although it is fading fast) or suffered some catastrophic incident like a disabling stroke. So, I’m not in any hurry to let go of what I have, but when it is gone, I’ll likely not resist.

And on to the funny business:

I’m outta here for now. Thanks for dropping by.