I used to get high a lot more often than I do nowadays, but sometimes the urge to rise above it all cannot be denied. Yesterday, the Friday group hike took us for a stroll along the Kalaklan Ridgeline. As I’ve mentioned before, there is no easy way up to the top, but we took the easiest route I know of, and it wasn’t so bad. What makes it easier is that you climb to the low end of the ridge. Once that summit is reached, the ridgeline walk becomes a gentler incline toward the higher elevations of Kalaklan. I’m happy to report that I experienced no breathing issues or other problems in my quest for the top. And, as always, the amazing views make the hike worth the effort.

At the junction where the road turns right and heads down to Olongapo, we took the path to the left and made our way to Barretto. It turned out that this was the route Monday’s Hash trail had taken—and one that I had avoided—so it was good to see what I’d missed. And now you can, too, because I pulled out my phone and recorded this short video:

See what I mean about those views from up here? I’d actually love to live on the ridge, as long as I could reach my place in a four-wheeled vehicle. Waking up to those vistas would make the pain-in-the-ass factor worth it.

Our dirt path down ended at the top of Banaba Street. It’s a bitch to walk up Banaba, but no problem going downhill. Funny how that works. Anyway, just for shits and giggles, I made a video of my least favorite street in Barretto.

Near the bottom of Banaba, we ran into a new guy in town whom we had met at Monday’s Hash. He’s just rented a house here and hopes to be joining us on our hikes soon. Welcome to town, and enjoy the Banaba lifestyle!

When it was time to begin the alcoholic portion of my life, I headed into town alone again. Swan was meeting up with a friend but said she’d join me later. I made my first stop at the Outback poolside bar, where I had one beer and purchased an Outback T-shirt for a friend who used to work there. Then I moved up the road to Thumbstar Bar.

I very rarely visit this bar, but since it’s under new ownership, I thought I’d check it out. There were a couple of guys I know there, so I joined them at their table and chatted with them for a while. I enjoyed the music, accompanied by videos playing on several large-screen TVs. I also snuck a picture of the dancers for those readers who like to see what’s available in the bars.

Next up, I thought I’d pop into Gold Bar. But when I walked through the door, a girl was loudly singing karaoke, so I turned around and walked back out. As I stood on the street trying to decide what to do next, the singer came out and greeted me by name. Damn—it was my old friend Nancy, who used to work at Alley Hideout Bar, and I hadn’t recognized her.

She apologized for the singing, saying she was just practicing for Gold Bar’s anniversary party on Sunday. I felt bad for walking out on her so rudely, but I promised I’d return to hear her sing on Sunday.

Since Queen Victoria was the nearest bar around that didn’t require another perilous highway crossing, I made it my next (and final) stop of the evening. As promised, Swan joined me there. Manager Jake sat with us and we shared the usual chitchat about the bar business. And yes, I got a picture of some of the dance crew as well:

I still have no idea what’s going on or what’s going to happen next. I’m just going to wait it out and sing, “Que sera, sera.”

Moving on with the February 2023 LTG archives, I have a twofer to share today. I talk about meeting “Mary”—if chatting on Facebook Messenger constitutes meeting. We did make dinner plans, but something came up and she had to cancel. What was weird were the various connections we had: one of my former helpers was dating her father, and a gal I had Hashed with was her aunt.

Anyway, Mary and I are still friends, and I help her out each month with some expenses as she pursues a college degree. Oh, and we did date briefly, despite her being only 18 years old—which I verified using her birth certificate. She was by far the youngest gal I’d been with since the first time I was in my 70s.

My epiphany occurred when my granddaughter turned 18, and I realized how wrong dating Mary had been on so many levels. The other post I’m sharing has lots of photos from the VFW Beach Bash beauty pageant I attended at the Arizona Resort, where Dave Fischer was the MC. Both are gone now, except in my memories. There’s also more of the Mary story at the end of that post.

Today’s YouTube video is a good one about things to consider before making the move to the Philippines. I had the advantage of having spent more than a decade in Korea and having made multiple visits to the Philippines. I probably should have pursued the SRRV retirement visa when I first moved here—I’ve been a tourist all these years—but oh well, water under the bridge.

Here I go again:

Sometimes you just gotta let it be.

It’s 1967 and Doors are opening. The fist vinyl LP (remember them?) I ever bought was by the The Doors.

Regarding the title of today’s post, I’m just in a weird place at the moment and not sure if I’m headed for the sewer or not. I’ll figure it out and deal with the consequences, so no worries. Life goes on until it doesn’t, so I’ll make the best of it.

Okay, this is kind of hilarious and maybe a little spooky. I sent to above paragraph to my AI proofreader, and was surprised when I got this response:

I’m glad you told me. The “sewer” wording and “until it doesn’t” make this sound potentially concerning, so I want to check directly: are you thinking about hurting yourself or ending your life right now?

If yes—or you’re not sure—please move away from anything you could use to hurt yourself, stay with Swan or another trusted person, and call 911 in the Philippines or go to the nearest emergency department. You can also contact the National Center for Mental Health Crisis Hotline: 1553. If you’re elsewhere, call your local emergency number.

If you’re safe right now, tell me that plainly, and we can talk through what’s putting you in this weird place.

I reassured the AI thusly: Thanks for your concern. No, I am not contemplating suicide. I’m just dealing with some changes and needing to make some decisions regarding the future.

Thanks for clarifying—I’m relieved to hear you’re safe. That sounds like uncertainty rather than an immediate crisis, and it makes sense to feel unsettled when major changes and future decisions are in play.

And this is how AI suggested I rewrite that first paragraph:

The paragraph is grammatically sound. The only phrase I’d soften is “Life goes on until it doesn’t,” because, in combination with the title, it can easily sound like a reference to death—even if that isn’t what you mean.

A light edit that preserves your meaning:

Regarding the title of today’s post, I’m just in a weird place at the moment and not sure whether I’m headed for the sewer or not. I’ll figure it out and deal with the consequences, so no worries. Life keeps moving, and I’ll make the best of it.

Wasn’t that fun? The future is coming on, but in the meantime, let’s get on with today’s post:

We took a walk through the Calapadayan neighborhood where the lola I occasionally help lives. As usual, when her grandkids saw us coming, they screamed, came running, and gave me hugs. I provide cookies, lollipops, and 500 pesos every couple of weeks. It’s probably the smallest of my “charity” projects, but it feels like the most appreciated.

Here’s a video I made as we moved on with our journey to the next neighborhood.

Then things got a little fishy:

At beer o’clock, I headed into town and started things off with a haircut. I’ve gone grey, but I’m not bald. I can live with that. Then I crossed the highway and had a few brews at Red Bar. When boredom overtook me, I moved farther down the road to Rum Jungle. More beer, a few lady drinks, and a food delivery from Sit-n-Bull.

For those readers who want photos of the dancers, here are some that Rum Jungle had on offer last night.

Then I popped into Cyclone for my nightcap. I had the same waitress who served me during Tuesday’s Hash bar crawl. I gave her a lady drink and besieged her with some of my bad jokes. She laughed politely, but I wondered if she was thinking, “They don’t pay me enough for this.”

Speaking of which, I asked my waitress at Rum Jungle last night what her commission was on a lady drink, and she told me it was 75 pesos. I offered her a 100-peso tip instead of a lady drink, but she said she preferred the drink, thus confirming that they are still imposing the lady-drink quota system: meet your target number of drinks, or your salary is reduced. If that isn’t against the law, it ought to be. If I ran a bar, meeting your lady-drink quota would result in a bonus.

Anyway, my waitress at Cyclone assured me that they do not have a lady-drink quota at all. Good for them. This will be a factor in which bars I choose to patronize.

It wasn’t quite 8 p.m. yet, but I called it a night and headed for home.

Oh, and Terry, that imposter is still trying to use your name for comments. I’ve been trashing them. Just wanted to let you know. Oh, and as you predicted, he tried this bullshit:

My veteran’s payment didn’t come through this month and I need a 3000 dollar loan. I would like to keep this discreet so would be using anonymous channels of course. Thank you, John, pay you back end of November.

In other news, I made the cover of the Subic Bay Hash Facebook page:

From the February 2023 LTG archives, I recount my bout with VD. I’m talking about Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a girlfriend then, but I didn’t go home alone. It was my first barfine in a long time, and, if memory serves, also my last one. The sweet girl agreed to spend the night with me on one condition: no boom-boom (sex). Oh, and I agreed to pay her 4,000 pesos to snuggle. Thanks for the memories!

Today’s YouTube video shows what things looked like on the trip from Subic, through Barretto, and on to Olongapo back in 1978. These days, Subic and Olongapo have next to no bars catering to foreigners. Of course, the Barretto bar scene is also slowly dying, so we’ll see what the future holds.

Forgive me Father, for I have shared stupid memes:

And that’s all I’ve got for now. Working on accepting things as they are, instead of what I’d hoped for. We’ll see how that works out for me.

It’s 1966 and I wasn’t dreaming about California, I was growing up there.

Here in the land of the living, I’d been thinking I needed to stop wussing out and climb some hills while I still could. With that thought in mind, I suggested to my fellow Wednesday Walkers that we explore the short trail from Monday’s Hash that none of us had done. I’d heard the one hill climb on that route was a tough one, but wanted to see for myself. The other two attendees agreed to join me on that adventure, so off we went.

I stopped at Sit-n-Bull for a roast beef dip sandwich to take home for lunch. A shower, a nap, and a blog post later, it was time to head back into town for that other part of my life—the bar scene. Swan took the night off, so I was on my own.

I kicked things off at the infrequently visited Cheap Charlies. As I entered, the bartender told me they were out of San Miguel Extra Light, but it had been ordered and they were awaiting delivery. I said, “Fine, I’ll have a Light then.” I saw the delivery guys drop off the beer order, so I asked for an Extra Light and a glass of ice, only to be advised that the beer distributor didn’t have XL available. Oh shit, here we go again.

I didn’t let that spoil my mood, and I sucked down three Lights during my one-hour visit, during which I was the only customer. Well, one other guy came in, but when he was told Extra Light wasn’t available, he turned around and left. I had a nice chat with my favorite, Gerlie, then ordered some food from Foodies downstairs for me and the crew.

After Cheap Charlies, I survived the highway crossing and made it safely to Alaska Club, where I signed up for the weekly 9-ball pool tournament. My regulars, Sha and Alex, challenged me to play some warm-up games, which suited me fine. I beat Sha and lost to Alex.

Alaska owner Jerry is out of the country now, and the gals say that when he isn’t around, a lot of the regular pool players don’t bother coming to the tournaments. That was the case last night, and we didn’t have enough players, so the tourney was canceled and my 200-peso entry fee was refunded. I played Sha and Alex one more time each in a consolation game and rewarded them both with a 100-peso prize for their efforts.

It was only 7:30 when I left Alaska, so I thought I’d pop into Rum Jungle for a nightcap. Alas, as I looked for a place to sit, I noticed an asshole I know at another table. I decided I didn’t want to be under the same roof as that guy, so I went home instead.

I came across this rendering of the top peeves that come with living in the Philippines:

It is now February 2023 in the LTG archives. In this post, I tell the tale of my most expensive one-time charity offering—buying a motor scooter for a woman in need that cost me $1,500. She’s still riding it three years later, so I guess it was worth it. I also talk about another of my Hideaway feedings, a practice I discontinued last year. The bar shut down last month, and owner Griff died yesterday, so those memories are all that’s left.

Today’s YouTube video is a short from the Filipina Pea posing the question of whether one could fall in love with an AI persona. I doubt I’d fall for a fake gal, but damn, I could go for the Pea. I mean, if I were a younger single man, that is.

Ready or not, here they come:

And that’s the story of my Wednesday. I’d rate it a good one.

It’s 1965 on our musical journey through the past. This song didn’t make the top of the charts, but it is one of the ones I’ve always enjoyed over the years:

Today’s departure for the Hash trail is at eleven fuckin’ a.m., so I’m going to rush this post and get my ass ready to roll. We’re taking a bus ride out to Naugsol for the start of the trails: the Long Trail, 12K, with a couple of mountain climbs; the Medium Trail, 8K, with a climb to the ridgeline. My trail is of undetermined length, but I’ll be doing a valley walk back to the on-home at the Bella Monte Hotel. You’ll get the whole story in tomorrow’s post.

Now, about my yesterday. We did our Sunday Sweets Street Stroll in the morning. Here’s a video of neighborhood #2 on our route:

And here is the only other photo I took during the stroll:

I jest, of course. I did get to experience some real beauty and enjoy new perspectives during a yacht cruise on Subic Bay yesterday. It was a friend’s daughter’s 18th-birthday celebration, and I somehow managed to wrangle an invite. I’ve taken bay tours on a banca boat before, but cruising on a quiet, comfortable vessel was a completely different vibe. Here are some photos I took along the way:

UPDATE: Here are a few more photos Scott just posted:

It was a very pleasant journey and a nice change of scenery. Swan and I got dropped off at Red Bar on the way back home and enjoyed some more libations and music. Then we moved on to Voodoo Bar for our nightcap.

Since we started so early in the day (my first beer was at 12:30), we were both ready to call it a night at 7:30 and head on home. It was another good day in the life.

Oddly enough, I somehow opened this app on my phone that I didn’t even know I had:

From the January 2023 LTG archives, I tell the story of the worst date I ever went on. This was a woman I had “met” on Facebook and enjoyed chatting with online. Then we had our first date, and she didn’t want to talk at all. She wouldn’t even order from the menu. I’d never seen anything like that in a lifetime of dating. Obviously, I never asked her out again.

As an epilogue to the story, we remain friends on Facebook. She joined some of the group hikes and even Hashed occasionally, though she was dating another Hasher at the time. A nice enough gal—just not the one for me.

Today’s YouTube video talks about the perils of having a “maid with benefits.” As a retired HR guy, I learned early on that you don’t dip your pen in company ink or fish off the company pier. And there really are risks involved when you treat an employee like a plaything. Yeah, I’ve done the “friends-with-benefits” thing, but I never screwed around with my helpers. I briefly thought about hiring a girlfriend to fill some voids, but I rejected the idea before ever trying it. Sorry for the AI narration, it is getting harder to find videos without it these days. At least the AI maid is attractive.

Now for more of this crap:

And now you know. Thanks for your indulgence.

It’s 1962 in our hit parade. Are you up for some loco-motion?

I sometimes order more beer in Spanish, but despite being a vassal of Spain for 300 years, almost no one here speaks the colonizers’ language. Not that it matters, although a lot of Tagalog words are derived from Spanish.

In any language, our weekly Decay Dance is a sweet undertaking.

Here’s the video I made of our trek through the first neighborhood. Holding the phone while walking down a steep and potentially dangerous path wasn’t as easy as it looks.

And a few other photos from the Dance:

When we headed out for our Saturday evening, we started with dinner at Mango’s: grilled pork chops, as usual.

After dinner, we headed down the road to Cyclone Bar to help them celebrate their one-year anniversary.

Cyclone had a nice turnout for the party. I’m guessing this bar is doing better than a lot of the bars in Barretto. In the spirit of the event, I splurged on several lady drinks for my regulars, lightening my wallet by 2,200 pesos. Congratulations!

Since it was Saturday, we did our nightcap at a bar we rarely frequent: Castaway at the Palm Tree Hotel. Back in the day, I was a semi-regular here. Swan used to work in reception at the hotel, but there were some unresolved issues when she left, and she normally doesn’t like to go there these days. Last night, some of Swan’s friends were there to see a new DJ, so we popped in.

The only downer during our visit was discovering that Castaway doesn’t have San Miguel Extra Light. Swan said she talked to the owner about that, and they’ll be ordering some soon. I always enjoyed spending time at Castaway in the past, and now it appears that Swan is willing to let bygones be bygones, so hopefully we’ll visit more often in the future.

As we departed I took a photo of the clock in the hotel lobby:

Moving on with the December 2022 LTG archives, I share the story of a charity event I participated in at an Aeta village in Old Cabalan, Olongapo. We try to do something like this every year.

Today’s YouTube video covers ten things foreigners say and do that Filipinas might not understand. Sorry for the AI narration, but I’m in a hurry today and can’t find anything else right now.

I apologize in advance for these:

I’ll be taking a yacht cruise on Subic Bay this afternoon. That’s a first for me and so I’ll have something new to share here tomorrow. See you then!

For the 1961 hit, I’m sharing a Patsy Cline classic. Some of my earliest memories are of my father coming home from work, putting an album on the record player, grabbing a beer, and sitting back in his easy chair to enjoy the music. Patsy Cline was one of his favorites. I was struck by the irony of “I Fall to Pieces,” because two years later, Patsy Cline tragically died in an airplane crash.

Thanks for the weight-loss advice in the comments yesterday. I was happy to see a measure of progress when I tried on some of the shorts from my “doesn’t fit anymore” shelf—and by golly, I could button them again!

More of the same around here yesterday, but that’s a good thing. I led the Wednesday Walkers on a nice valley hike, and it turned out to be quite pleasant and mostly dry. When we completed our journey, the group joined me upstairs at The Rite Spot On The Roof for some food and liquid refreshments. Good times! I need to visit The Rite Spot more often.

So, my new Wednesday evening activity is participating in the Alaska Club 9-ball pool tournament. Two hundred peso entry fee, and comes with a free beer.

That said, I didn’t embarrass myself. Much. And it is a pleasant way to pass some time while engaged in the serious work of consuming San Miguel Extra Light beers. I did well at that!

I was eliminated from the competition just before 8 p.m., so we went next door to Wet Spot for our nightcap.

Anyway, just the usual chill times during our visit, then having achieved my 9 p.m. goal, we made our way safely home via tricycle. And so ended another day in the life.

One of my charity projects, a cancer patient in Manila, is now in the hospital awaiting surgery. She messaged me that her doctor suggested “palliative care.” I told her not to give up the fight. Hoping for the best, but she’s not looking good.

So, I took the bait from Facebook’s Meta AI yesterday when it suggested turning this photo of me from 1979 into a comic strip:

Anyway, here’s what Meta AI created for me:

From the November 2022 LTG archives, a couple of posts that capture my then current state of being. I received a bluntly honest message from Lydell that led me to conclude that pursuing a relationship with her was a waste of time. In the post about the Hash outstation in Pundaquit, I found myself hiking a trail I had shared with the woman I had loved and lost the previous year. Of course, the path in life I ultimately wound up taking led me to Swan, so all’s well that ends well.

In today’s YouTube video, the vlogger recounts an encounter with a woman at the mall. Seems to me he overreacted, all he needed to do was say, “Sorry, I’m with my wife.” I’ve never really been into the freelancer scene, but I’ve heard lots of stories of guys going to the mall looking for a woman to hook up with. I guess it’s cheaper than paying to take a gal out of the bar, but it also seems to be risky business. Anyway, welcome to the Philippines.

Let’s get these out of the way:

Had enough? Me too! Let’s try again tomorrow.

It’s 1958, let’s have some Tequila:

Well, if this article is to be believed, I’ve still got a long road to travel. I hope to live to see what the 80s are like!

You can only live one day at a time, and here’s how I made it through my yesterday.

Got my weekly injection Mounjaro injection from Dr. Jo. No weight loss this past week, but I’m at a higher dosage level this week, so hopefully I’ll break out of this rut and drop some pounds.

At the appointed hour, Swan wanted to go to Baloy Beach because she was craving birria tacos. The former Myleen’s cook is now running the kitchen at Foxhole Resort, and that’s the only place in town with birria on the menu. I thought about stopping by Champs Sports Bar on the way in order to get in a little pool practice. Alas, the bar is only open on weekends. That seems really stupid to me, but so be it.

Alas, when I ordered a San Miguel Extra Light at Foxhole, they still didn’t have any. I wasn’t going to deny Swan her birria desires over a beer dispute, so I ordered a Light and kept my disappointment to myself. When we placed our order, the waitress went to the kitchen and returned with the cook. He sadly informed us that birria wasn’t available because the meat wasn’t in stock. Shit. I finished my beer, and we left.

I asked Swan where we should go next, and she suggested Outback. So we caught a trike and headed out.

When we arrived at Outback, two other guys were playing pool. No problem—we wanted to get dinner out of the way. I ordered the fish and chips, and Swan chose the baby back ribs. I enjoyed my meal, but Swan was disappointed with hers. Oh well, half is better than none, I suppose.

After we finished eating, the pool table was open, so I challenged three of the Outback waitresses to one-on-one games of 8-ball.

I bought each of my opponents a lady drink and gave them a 100 peso tip for their efforts. They seemed pleased.

With pool practice taken care of, we crossed the highway and did our nightcap at Queen Victoria. We had our usual good time there. On Tuesdays, the bar offers a buy-two-get-one-free beer promotion. After my first two beers, I reminded the waitress that my next one was on the house. But later, when I checked my tab, I saw that I had been charged for four beers. I pointed out to a different waitress that I hadn’t gotten my free beer. She offered me the next two beers free to make up for the oversight, but I wasn’t up for more drinking, so she corrected the bill, and we called it a night.

According to my Facebook memories, it was eleven years ago that I became the first McCrarey to successfully complete human-trafficking training.

In all seriousness, I have not witnessed anyone here being forced into prostitution. It’s a choice some women freely make because it is the best option for earning money to support their families. Some bar rules come close to crossing the line, such as restricting the activities of bargirls when they are off duty. Another practice I don’t care for is reducing their salaries when they fail to meet a lady-drink quota. Not all bars are like that, and I tend to gravitate toward the ones that treat their female staff fairly.

From the November 2022 LTG archives, I talk about another night on the town. This one included a birthday party for my former love, an SOB, and a confrontation with an asshole. I got a laugh rereading the comments on the post where one commenter suggested a title for my autobiography: “I wasn’t sure what I was going to do next, but I knew it would involve beer … a tale of one man’s retirement in the Philippines.” Hmm, that still resonates somehow.

Today’s YouTube video is something a little different. The vlogger is an American woman who has been living in Makati, Manila, for three months and shares her observations about the quality of life in the Philippines compared with the USA. Granted, Makati’s affluent lifestyle is about as close to America as it gets here, but she still makes some valid points. Kudos to her for experiencing the culture, enjoying local food, and trying to learn some of the language.

Brace yourself, here they come:

That was yesterday, and yesterday’s gone. Now I’m going to shower and get ready for my new Wednesday routine: playing in the 9-ball pool tournament at Alaska Club. I have low expectations of success, unless success can be measured by having fun and drinking beer. I’ll let you know how it goes tomorrow.

And now from 1957, the Everly Brothers:

I’m still out and about, filling in those hours in the usual ways, but I’m always glad for the opportunity to do so. Many others haven’t had my good fortune and can no longer get out and about. My time will come, but for now, I’m feeling blessed.

As is our custom, we did our Sunday Sweets Street Stroll to start the morning. I made a video of the stroll through the first neighborhood. I still need to improve my situational awareness regarding the direction I’m pointing the camera—I turn my head but forget to capture what I’m looking at. Here it is, for better or worse:

Here are some other photos I took along the way:

Next week I’ll video the second neighborhood we visit for your viewing pleasure.

Swan spent some time in the afternoon with her clan at the family compound in Matain. At beer o’clock, I headed for our regular Sunday rendezvous at Red Bar. I didn’t bring an umbrella and almost regretted it, but I arrived just before the skies opened up.

Manager Cliff wasn’t around, and the vibe was different with an empty “backslappers’ table.” On the plus side, I was given control of the music selections (and volume) and, for some reason, decided to play one hit song from every year I’ve been alive to hear it. I started in 1955 and made it through twenty years before it was time to move on to the next bar. While I was engaged in my DJ duties, a delivery from Foodies arrived, so we placed an order for our table: the usual chicken quesadillas for me, pancit, and chicken fingers for the gals.

We opted to make Rum Jungle our nightcap venue. Our regular waitress, Chu, had taken the night off, but Mercy—the gal who beat me in the 9-ball tourney last week—filled in nicely. It turns out she was the champion that night, so it felt good to know I’d lost to the best.

I just wasn’t feeling like expanding my drinking window last night, and wimped out a little after 8 p.m. Hey, knowing when to say when is a good thing, right? I did enjoy a homemade strawberry-banana smoothie before calling it a night and hitting the hay.

Facebook memories took me back in time this morning:

Ah, what’s life without memories. Keep ’em coming!

Speaking of which, from the November 2022 LTG archives, I am back home after my week in Cambodia. When I made the decision about where to spend my retirement years, Cambodia was a close second to the Philippines. The language barrier was the deciding factor. In this post, I reflect on how much I enjoyed my stay in Phnom Penh but ultimately felt that I had made the right choice about where to live.

Today’s YouTube video is about proposed changes to immigration law regarding long-term stays on a tourist visa. I’ve been using a tourist visa since my arrival in 2018. The only caveat is that I have to leave the country at least once every three years. That hasn’t been a problem for me, except during the COVID scamdemic, when I had to get vaccinated in order to come back home. Anyway, if the law changes, I might have to leave the country once a year, which is doable but a pain in the ass. Still, the Philippines is more lenient with visas than other countries I’ve looked at, such as Vietnam and Thailand. We shall see, but I’m too old and settled in my ways to make a permanent move.

Here I go again:

And on that note, I’ll say so long for now and get ready to go Hashing.

As a special treat, we’ll do what I was doing last night: playing a hit song from every year I’ve existed. Here’s one from 1955:

I was going to say, “Just leave the past in the past,” but then I remembered yesterday is all I have to write a blog post about. So, here you go:

It being a Saturday morning and all, we kicked things off with our weekly Decay Dance. I’m playing around with making videos to liven things up here some. This one features the opening portion of our dance: the walk from the house to the first neighborhood where we dispense candies. I held the phone/camera horizontally as commenter Brian suggested, but I’ll need to do better in the future at pointing it a little farther upward. It’s almost eight minutes long, so feel free to speed up the playback.

And here are some photos from the rest of the dance:

A nice, sweet way to spend the morning. For Saturday evening fun, we decided to visit at least one bar that isn’t in our regular rotation. We kicked things off at Annex Bar.

We enjoyed our visit to Annex Bar. We’d be inclined to come here more often, except that it’s rare for the tables out front to be unoccupied—and that’s where I like to sit and watch the world go by. Another thing I watched was the TV, which was showing music videos. It’s rare for me to hear a song for the first time, since I’ve been around for so long. Oh, now I see that “Say la V” was just released in July 2026. That explains it. Anyway, you can hear it for yourself at the end of today’s post.

We decided to head up the highway and visit another bar we hadn’t been to recently: Mugshots. It’s changed a lot since I wrote that review when it first opened back in 2022. For one thing, they took out the pool table and put in a dance stage. I thought it was a mistake at the time, and I saw nothing last night to change my mind. My biggest disappointment was that they don’t serve San Miguel Extra Light. So I took an SML (Swan had a mixed drink) to the outdoor seating area and watched the highway passersby. One beer and we were out, and I doubt we’ll be back.

We were both getting a little hungry, so we discussed our dining options. I was down with eating at Sit-n-Bull, and Swan agreed but suggested we have our food delivered to our nightcap destination, Cyclone Bar. Once I arrived at Sit-n-Bull and learned they hadn’t stocked any Extra Light, it was an easy call to go the takeout route. I did talk to the manager (who’s a non-drinker), and he was surprised when I informed him that almost all the bars, including Wet Spot next door, were serving XL. He messaged me an hour later to say that he now had some XL chillin’ in the fridge for the next time I visited. That’s the way you do it! Thanks!

We had a very nice time at Cyclone Bar, which has really moved up on our list of favorites. The music was a tad loud when we arrived, but it was promptly turned down a bit at our request. We bought two rounds of lady drinks for our three favorite waitresses and shared the bounty of food delivered from Sit-n-Bull.

Cyclone bills itself as a “sports bar,” but when Cloud 69 closed next door (same owner), the dance crew moved over to Cyclone. There is no dance stage, but the girls do swing it periodically during the night.

By the way, Swan took those photos of the dancers. I was more interested in watching the pool games.

I made it to my 9 p.m. goal, and then it was time to pay the piper. I spent about twice as much as I normally do when I visit a bar. Two thousand pesos for the drinks, and another 1000 for the food. Yep, I blew through a little over fifty bucks! It’s good to be “rich”! Triked home for a heaping helping of my Aunt Pat’s Recipe Fruit Salad I’d made in the afternoon. Life is good!

I do try and avoid politics on the blog these days, but I will take a poke at my lefty friends on Facebook occasionally. I found this one too good to resist:

Speaking of Facebook, ten years ago I was enjoying a visit to Thailand and posted this photo of me entertaining myself:

And here I was trying to replicate that look last night:

Back to the November 2022 LTG archives, and I’m enjoying the hell out of my time in Phnom Penh. Here are three posts that capture those special moments in time: “Strollin’ on the river,” with lots of scenic photos from around the city, “Saturday night in the city.” features some of the bar girls I was meeting, and finally, the story of “The next to last night” in Cambodia. Reading through those posts, I was reminded that one of the gals I met, Yaya, was a Facebook friend. I went back and checked, and we are still connected, although we haven’t had any contact since 2022. I messaged her today and asked about my friend Dennis, who was the one who introduced us. She responded that she hasn’t heard anything about him and said she no longer lives in Cambodia. Oh well, I tried.

Today’s YouTube video is a message for us Baby Boomers. I’ve gone through many of the transitions it mentions, the hardest being the loss of old friends from the past. But on a more positive note, I’m living an amazing final chapter of my life. I’m happy to be experiencing this Asian adventure rather than being stuck in a retirement home with a vanilla lifestyle back in the USA. Hopefully, all the losses and heartbreaks are just history now. Whatever time I have left is mine to enjoy.

Try these on for size:

And now you know all about my Saturday. I’m glad I was here for it. C’est la vie!

That song I promised you:

Yesterday’s episode was a good one. And yes, it included a hike in the morning and some bars in the evening. That’s just the way I roll!

Last time we were out this way was January 2025 when we did a feeding at the village.

I was curious to learn more, so I had Swan call the number. The rent for the complex is 30,000 pesos a month ($475). And that includes electricity and water. Because there is no electric service out here and you get your water from the river. Um, nope. I can’t live that way.

Here’s a short video Swan took as we entered the village:

The usual afternoon duties (shower, nap, blogging) then it was time to head out for the usual evening good times. I chose Champs Sports Bar on Baloy Beach as our starting point.

Then we walked up the beach to Treasure Island, thinking we’d grab a meal. When I asked for a San Miguel Extra Light, the bartender acted like she’d never heard of it. I told her Sloppy Joe’s (same owner as Treasure Island) serves it, and she just shrugged. Okay then, we’ll go elsewhere. We went next door to Foxhole, and they didn’t have it either. Again, this wasn’t a matter of being out of stock; these bars aren’t ordering it. Which tells me they don’t want my business. We caught a trike and had it drop us off at Gold Bar in Barretto. We got the beer I wanted, and a pulled pork sandwich from the little eatery next door. Problem solved.

When it was time to move on, we decided to do our nightcap at Queen Victoria. As we were leaving Gold Bar, we ran into Douglas, the guy I had met in Bohol. He wanted to join us at Queen Vic, so off we went.

I was pushing myself to make it until 9 p.m. Doug left, and then Troy came in and joined us.

And then, having achieved my target time of one hour later than usual, I was ready to head for home. And so ended another day in the life.

On to November 2022 in the LTG archives, and I’m in the midst of a visit to Phnom Penh, Cambodia. I had to leave the country for my visa renewal because tourists can only stay for three consecutive years, and Cambodia was among my favorite places in Asia. I also had a dear friend living there whom I wanted to see. It turns out that it was the last time I saw him. I haven’t been in contact with him for over two years. I assume he passed away, but I’ve been unable to confirm that. Dennis was a private person and loathed social media. He was living alone, and I know no one there whom I can contact about his status. The fact that he hasn’t responded to multiple emails from me leads me to believe he’s no longer among the living.

Today’s YouTube video is from a vlogger I’d never viewed before, but I saw online that he had died this week. The video, which was posted last month, indicated that he was happy with his life in the Philippines and had no regrets about moving here. It turns out he was also 71 years old. I’m sorry you had to leave the life you loved.

Here’s the video his son posted announcing the death of his father:

On a happier note:

And now it is time to get back to living my way through another Saturday. Tell you all about it tomorrow.

Honestly, my life is what it is. Nothing special, but my routines are enjoyable and I have few complaints. That’s a pretty good definition of success if you ask me.

Here is how I “wasted” yesterday. We started off with a jeepney ride out to Waltermart on the far side of Subic town, then hiked back along the riverside. I made a video of the first six minutes on the river:

I did another short four-minute video as we approached our Lola friend’s shanty. We only see her once a month or so, but throw some goodies and a little cash her way when we do. She is the most appreciative recipient I have encountered. She’s raising her deceased daughter’s children. They come running to greet us whenever they see us approach. It’s so sweet!

At beer o’clock, I let Swan pick our first destination of the evening. She chose It Doesn’t Matter, in part because they also have the best ATM in town. She made a withdrawal and I figured I would too. Except when I tried, I got this message on the ATM screen:

So, another person came to the machine a few minutes later, and I watched as he successfully withdrew cash. Hmm, maybe my card was malfunctioning. Soon, another customer inserted his card, but cash wasn’t dispensed. I asked him what happened, and he told me he got the same message I did. Hmm. Later on, I tried a different machine and got the cash to restock my wallet, so it’s all good.

It was my turn to choose our next stop, and I picked Cheap Charlies.

After enjoying some grub delivered from Foodies downstairs, we chose Wet Spot for our nightcap destination.

I’m trying to push my staying-out window back an hour or so, but I just wasn’t feeling it last night. So, at 8 p.m., I paid my tab, and we grabbed a trike for home. Another “wasted” day that I quite enjoyed.

From the October 2022 LTG archives, I share a post documenting the bar-crawl part of my life. Winning a coupon for a free drink in all the SOB bars was the inspiration. So, I’ve got the walkaholic and alcoholic portions of my life covered now. What else is there?

Today’s YouTube video is in keeping with the “wasted” theme for today’s post. I’m actually doing pretty well dealing with all four of the things the video advises us to avoid. It’s hard having people distance themselves from you as you grow older, and memories of the past can be haunting, but overall, I’m not overthinking things these days. Yeah, knowing that my time left on Earth is growing shorter by the day can be troubling, but I intend to stay the course for as long as I can.

How’s about me wasting some time with these:

And that’s all I’ve got to say today. Maybe I’ll get wasted tonight.

Sometimes stepping out of your comfort zone makes for a nice change of pace. Of course, I don’t do anything in a big way these days, but a couple of tweaks now and then can still be pleasant. For the group hike, I suggested a flat walk along the river, but Steve wanted to head for the hills. Who am I to argue?

Back home, Swan prepared me something different for lunch.

And then it was time to change things up for the evening activity. We had a warm-up drink at Sloppy Joe’s, then moved next door to Alaska Club to prepare for my first-ever 9-ball tournament. Hell, it was also the first time I’d played that particular game, and I hadn’t participated in a pool tournament since long ago in Korea. Our waitress, Alex, offered to play a warm-up match before the tourney began, and I managed to win. I had no expectations for success competing against the regulars, but it ain’t always about winning or losing; fun is important too.

I guess you’d call it the luck of the draw, but I wound up having a first-round bye. The reality of that meant that I sat there drinking beer from the beginning of the tournament at 6:30 until my turn to play came around at 8 p.m. Well, it was good to watch and learn, I suppose, but I would have preferred to be participating.

And when it was my turn to play my first-ever game of 9-ball, my opponent was Mercy, a GRO from next door at Rum Jungle. She is a very talented player.

The winner’s bracket is a best of three format, and I somehow managed to win the second leg. Mercy didn’t have mercy on me in the third leg.

It was almost 9 p.m. when I headed home, but we had a really good time hanging out at Alaska. I’ll be back next week to try my luck again.

Continuing with the October 2022 LTG archives, I’m without a girlfriend and living a life centered around hiking and drinking in the bars. Sounds familiar, right? Anyway, I decided to tag a post about climbing the “stairway to heaven” up to Kalaklan Ridge as a worthy part of “The Story of My Life.”

Today’s YouTube video talks about the twelve most hated cities in the Philippines. Olongapo and Angeles both made the list. I invested the ten minutes watching this, but I thought it was crap for the most part. I’ll try and do better with what I share here in the future.

And if you thought that video was bad, wait until you see these:

Oh, well. It is what it is.

I listened to Johnny Horton a lot when I was a kid (my dad was a big fan and had his albums). I didn’t realize until now that he died in 1960 at 35 years old. Damn.

I appreciate the fact that my health seems to be holding up pretty well in my old age. At least I’m still able to get out and about on my walks, and I have the strength to quaff a few brews to close out the day. I know my daily renditions here can get boringly repetitive, but damn, each day is a gift, and I’m going to continue making the best of them until I finally run out of days. I’m glad a few of you are still coming along for the ride. Thanks for that!

As usual, I started the day with the Sunday Sweets Street Stroll. This dog was one of the more interesting things I saw along the way:

Here’s a short video clip of one section along our trail yesterday:

The landlord came up from her Manila residence with the paperwork to renew my lease for another year. I signed zee papers (a Cheech and Chong reference) and wired $6,759 to her bank account, so the rent is paid for another year. Let’s hope I live long enough to get my money’s worth.

At beer o’clock, we made our way into town. In keeping with our Sunday tradition, we started things off at Red Bar. It was unusually quiet, with manager Cliff and Ashley playing in pool tournaments elsewhere.

The waitress gave me control of the music, so I played songs I like at a comfortable volume. It was nice to be the DJ! After an hour or so, we started feeling some hunger pangs. We usually have something delivered from Foodies, but Swan was craving a roast beef dip sandwich last night, so we headed to Sit-n-Bull.

For the second week in a row, Sit-n-Bull didn’t have Extra Light in stock. Inexcusable, since all the other bars have managed to get some delivered. Then we saw the waitress who takes orders from the adjacent bars and asked her to deliver our food to Cyclone Bar. So we enjoyed the food we craved, and I had the beer I wanted. Win-win!

We did our nightcap at Thumbstar, a bar I almost never visit. Anyway, I figured, why not see what I’d been missing? They’ve done some minor renovations and lighting changes, but otherwise, it’s pretty much as I remembered it. The service was prompt and friendly, and the overall ambiance was nice. I doubt I’ll become a regular here, but I had nothing to complain about last night.

I’d missed my afternoon nap because of the landlord’s visit, so I didn’t feel like pushing the envelope last night, and we headed for home just before 9 p.m. And that’s the way I rolled through another day.

From the August 2022 LTG archives comes a rare post about comments on the blog. I really enjoy interacting with my readers, and it means a lot when people care enough to share their thoughts. I haven’t heard again from commenter “Ted” in quite a while, but I’ve also learned that regulars grow weary of my drivel over time. It’s all part of the blogging world, and after more than 20 years of writing LTG, I just go with the flow.

Today’s YouTube video shows you what kind of house 5,000 pesos a month will get you in the province. I was actually surprised by how nice it appears. I’m paying 38,000 pesos ($600) a month for my place, and it feels like a bargain.

Yeah, I just can’t seem to help myself:

And now my work here is done for another day. I appreciate the support shown in the comments and I’ll work at trying to incorporate some of your ideas in future posts. Now, I’ve got to prepare for today’s Hash run.