A Royal pain

I meant to post this yesterday, but forgot. Happy Cinco de Mayo!

One aspect of living a life filled with everyday routines is the unexpected disruption that occurs when those routines are stymied. Tuesday is my grocery shopping day. I’ve been shopping at the Royal supermarket on SBMA since moving here almost eight years ago. Yesterday, this sign was posted on the door at Royal:

Refreshing the store? What does that mean?

I assumed it would be repainting or something similar. Nope. Once inside, I started encountering signs like this one throughout the store:

I’m not clear on what constitutes a “household consumable,” but the reality was that they had rearranged most of the store items to new locations.

So, those old habits of knowing which aisle to find an item in were worthless. I used to have a routine pattern of aisles I’d walk to fulfill my shopping needs. No more. I’ll have to relearn and readjust my shopping methods. I’m not sure what motivated these changes, but I noted that many of the non-food items (appliances, toys, etc.) had been eliminated, and the grocery items expanded. They have also widened some of the aisles, so there’s that. Anyway, I’ll adjust, but it was a shock not to be able to find my way around the store. Yeah, if that’s the worst thing to happen to me, I’m doing alright.

I got my third high-dose injection of Ozempic, and things are trending in the right direction. I lost three pounds last week, which puts me down eleven pounds overall since I began the treatment. No severe side effects other than occasional bouts of acid reflux. My appetite remains noticeably suppressed. So, I’ve still got a long way to go, but so far, so good.

Then it was on with my Tuesday routines. That currently includes participating in the dart tournament at Alley Hideout. My inability to regain any passion for the game has been disconcerting. I was on the fence about attending the tourney yesterday, but I still had four beers already paid for on my beer card. So, I went to Alley Hideout, drank my beers, but didn’t play. I’ll have to make a decision soon about whether darts will remain a part of my life.

With the beer card exhausted, we said our goodnights to the crew and players, then moseyed across the highway to Mango’s for dinner.

My beer buddy joined me…
…along with that winey girl.
A Mango’s beach view.
And from another perspective.
A pretty nice view inside of Mango’s too…
Our standard fare: grilled pork chops with mashed taters and mixed veggies. And we share one order.

After dinner, we paid a visit to Gold Bar.

The “dancers” at work. To be fair, it was early, and there was no one there to dance for.

We moved on to Queen Victoria for our nightcap.

There was a pool tournament taking place, and the bar was packed like I’ve never seen before.

And as 8 pm approached, I successfully maintained my routine of going home.

Still exploring the January 2019 LTG archives, I reminisced in this post about all the Filipinas I had loved before. Well, maybe love isn’t the right word. And there were several more to come before I finally found a worthy partner in Swan.

Today’s YouTube video talks about eight “strange laws” in the Philippines that most expats don’t know about. I don’t know, none of them surprised me. I don’t smoke, drive, carry a pocketknife, nor do I have any desire to marry or own property here. Guess I’m safe.

Yeah, time out for humor:

Finders keepers, losers weepers.
Good to know!
Damn, I can’t remember the last time I heard that song. Hmm.

Okay, now I heard the song about a minute ago. And you are fixin’ to as well (assuming you care enough to hit the play button). I honestly didn’t understand the darker meaning of the lyrics until I read about the song here. It’s nice to learn something new at my age.

Climb it while you can

One day at a time.

I heard from a relative in Memphis, Tennessee, this morning. She shared the photo below and a bit of McCrarey family history:

A photo of my grandfather’s recently cleaned gravestone.

He died at age 48, thirteen years before I was born. As I recall, it was a heart attack that took him.

William was a riverboat captain on the Mississippi, based in Memphis.

That was an unexpected journey down memory lane.

So, this is supposed to be a Hash post. Let’s get to it! Leech My Nuggets is one of my favorite Hares. He always lays a well-marked trail and graciously provides a shorter alternative for the “gimps,” as he calls us. I take no offense and appreciate the gesture. Both trails yesterday included a climb at the start (the long trail had another one in the middle). It’s been quite a while since I haven’t found some excuse to avoid doing the hills, but I went for it yesterday. I’d been up that way a couple of years ago, and I was really surprised that it was harder than I remembered. And then I realized that EVERYTHING is harder for me these days (well, except that thing in my pants). But I suffered my way through it and successfully completed the trail. I’ve got to keep pushing myself while I can because I know the day will come when I am unable to do this kind of hike, and I know I’m going to miss it.

To the photos then:

We gathered a couple of kilometers out of town and began our trek on Coral Street.
And we are On-On!
And then this happened.
It felt like a stairway to heaven, but the steps ended before my life did.
And then the trail meandered about for a bit on mostly flat ground.
And then we went down.
And then we went up again.
Anal Receptive was the first of the long-trail group to pass us.
The requisite rickety bridge crossing.
A woodsy walk.
Watch your step!
The ol’ watering hole.
A view from on high.
The final downward push.
Yeah, people live up here somehow.
Arriving at Rolly’s place. It’s been a while since our last visit, but the kids were happy for the cookies and lollipops we dispensed.
Cums Alone testing out Rolly’s swing.
The view from Rolly’s place.
Back on the pavement.
Arriving On-Home.
This week’s venue.
A gathering of Gash.
Rehydrating.
The Hash Gash group shot.
Her reward for being the last to pay her Hash fees.
I spent time on the ice for liking the trail.
It’s nice on ice!
Our newest named Hasher: Princess Wannabe. She’s the daughter of Anal Intruder. Anal Intruder is the girlfriend of Anal Receptive. I was going to suggest the name Anal Discharge, but thought better of it when I learned she is only 12 years old.
The Hash trails. Yellow was a 7k motherfucker, and the short trail (purple) was a tough bitch at 4K.
As is our custom, we concluded the evening with an after-Hash gathering at It Doesn’t Matter.

Keep the good times coming!

From the January 2019 LTG archives is another reminder of an event I would otherwise have forgotten forever. See, this blog does have some value. At least for me! It’s a pretty impressive tale of the lengths that I would go to in pursuit of true love. Failure doesn’t mean the effort wasn’t worth it. Damn, I had some balls back then.

Today’s YouTube video is a nice response to all the naysayers about life in the Philippines. Nope, life here is far from perfect, and for many, it is a struggle. But that’s true anywhere you go. The difference is the character of the Filipino people and their ability to overcome. As a first-time visitor here, that is what impressed me the most.

And now for the funny business:

And maybe some pussy for dessert?
Yeah, that’s a blast.
A meeting of the minds. Will he live to see tomorrow?

And that’s all for now. Tuesday is darts day, but honestly, I’ve lost all desire to play. We’ll see if that changes in the next couple of hours. I do have four beers on my Alley Hideout beer card, so there’s some incentive, I suppose.

Hoodwinked

I guess they didn’t rise to the occasion.

The big news from yesterday is that I’ve booked my May “get outta town” trip. Swan and I will be sharing a five-day adventure in Bohol. It’s our first visit to this island, and we’ve been looking forward to seeing it. We’ll be staying on Alona Beach in Panglao, and we’ll do our touring from there. Heh, I just learned from glancing at that link that Alona Beach is named after a Filipina actress who ran naked on the beach for a movie role in 1973. Sounds like my kinda place!

This is where we will be staying on Alona Beach. I met the owner last year (his wife is Nora) on the Kokomo’s floating bar. Looking forward to sharing a beer or three with him when we arrive.

I also discovered that stupidity comes with a price. $109.40 to be precise. Travel as an elderly person comes with challenges, and booking airline tickets online is one of them. I completed the process, paid for the flights, and received my booking confirmation via email. And that’s when I realized that what was supposed to be a May 12 departure with a May 16 return flight had somehow become a May 16 departure and a May 17 return. WTF? I still don’t know how I managed to screw that up, but, like everything else, there was a charge for changing the ticket. Oh well, lesson learned. Or not, as my increasingly frazzled brain doesn’t retain much information these days.

Other than that, it was pretty much a typical day in the life.

Awakened to another full moon. I love the view from my desk!

On the morning dog walk, I noticed the war of words (on paper) between neighbors has escalated.

It strikes me as a bit tacky to tape messages to someone’s mailbox. Why not just knock on the door and have a friendly chat? That said, I don’t disagree that picking up the trash that stray dogs have scattered from your garbage can is your responsibility. I also wish the Alta Vista leaders would take action to eradicate the stray dogs invading the neighborhood.

And then there was the Sunday Sweets Stroll. Wanna come along?

A back way out of our ‘hood.
Making our way through the piggery where lechon is made.
First ‘hood.
Heading for the next stop.
Second ‘hood.
Passing by the Santo Tomas marketplace.
Rapunzel?
Third ‘hood.
A brief stroll on the National Highway. Notice how light the traffic is at 9 a.m.
Fourth ‘hood.
On with the journey.
Fifth ‘hood.
The way ahead.
Sixth ‘hood. This is usually one of our biggest groups, but they weren’t around yesterday for some reason.
Our only delivery at this stop.
Heading to the last neighborhood.
Seventh ‘hood was also quieter than usual.
At least we got our steps in.

When it was time to head into town, I was gobsmacked by the traffic. Apparently, Labor Day weekend is when Filipinos swarm the beaches in Zambales province. I’d never seen things this jammed up on the National Highway.

The city of Olongapo posted this on Facebook, warning people to stay off the road until traffic cleared up. I guess nobody listened.
The view from our seats at Red Bar. I watched a group waiting patiently for a Jeepney. Instead of one coming by every five minutes, they were fifteen minutes apart, and of course, overflowing with passengers. I guess the Jeepney drivers said, fuck it, I’m not driving in this traffic. All the passing buses were standing-room-only as well.

A couple of hours later, as we made our way to Jumpin’ Jacks, things were still jampacked.

So glad I was stuck in that quagmire.
I played a game of pool against one of the better waitresses. I think we were both surprised that I shot well and won.
And I came up with an easy fix for a runny nose.

I was wearing a Hash shirt, and another customer introduced himself as a Hasher from Kentucky. I told him about today’s Hash, and he wants to join in the fun. We’ll see if he shows.

Anyway, despite my costly mistake, I’d rate the day as not bad.

And now we’ve reached January 2019 in the journey through the LTG archives. In this post, I recount having one of those “love at first sight” moments. As you might expect, it proved to be a one-way street. But I am happy to report that the woman in question found the man she wanted and is now a happy mother. I wound up doing alright, too.

Today’s YouTube video discusses China’s motivations for its provocations against the Philippines. I like that the fallout from the Iran conflict is directly impacting China. FAFO.

Let’s lighten the load:

It’s just a matter of time before a lie becomes the truth, Gramps.
You’ll lose if you do get her back, dude.
She looks like a good catch to me.

By golly, I’ve gone and done it again. And now it’s time to get ready for today’s Hash. There’s a climb involved, and it is another hot day, but I’ll give it a shot. You’ll know if I live tomorrow.

Can’t stop now

Like me or hate me, I ain’t goin’ anywhere.

On and on it goes, but that’s fine by me. I’m reasonably healthy, still able to get out and about, and I have a lady who loves me at my side. Seems like I hit the jackpot! As boring and trivial as they might be, I am glad to engage in my daily routines and then share them with whoever cares to read about them here at LTG. That’s just the way I roll. Let’s get to it then.

I woke up to the full moon lighting the nighttime sky.
And I enjoyed watching the moonset.
Some of the kids who joined in the fun on the weekly Decay Dance.
61 seems young to me now. RIP, Alicia.
We did the Decay Dance for the usual 5K and handed out 200+ candy bags along the way.
Then we rode back home in the most decorated trike I ever did see.

At beer o’clock, I fancied a visit to Cheap Charlies, but alas, looking up from the street, it appeared all the good seats were taken. Well, this is Barretto, and there are plenty of options, so we made Sloppy Joe’s our Plan B.

The view isn’t as nice as Cheap Charlies at street level, but it sufficed. That traffic jam leaving town was like that for the duration of our time out. It’s a holiday (Labor Day) weekend here.

After drinking our fill and enjoying a chicken quesadilla snack at Sloppy Joe’s, we popped into Alaska Club for another round. Neither of us was digging the vibe there, so we decided to stroll down the highway and finish our evening out at Queen Victoria. That was pleasant, as usual.

The lights of the city and the full moon over Kalaklan Ridge were the icing on the cake for our Saturday.

The bedtime strawberry-banana smoothie I enjoyed at home was also sweet. Yep, life is good.

It’s the last day of the year 2018 in the LTG archives, and I post about the year that was and the lessons learned.

Today’s YouTube video is the inspiring story of a Filipina overcoming her handicap to achieve her dreams. She lives in Valencia, a city I hope to visit in June. Perhaps I’ll get a chance to stop by her store to say hello.

Humor time:

Heart and fart rhyme, so is looking at the ass okay too?
I didn’t see that one cumming…
Call a Mayday, Captain!

And that’s just about enough for today, don’t you think?

Today’s song is an old one I found it the archives. I’d forgotten all about it.

When the warship's left Manila sailing proudly o'er the sea
All the sailors hearts were filled with fond regret
Looking backward to this island where they spent such happy hours
Making love to every pretty girl they've met

Well, up stopped a little sailor with his pride eyes all aglow
Saying take a look at my girl's photograph
Then the sailors gathered round him just to look upon her face
And he said,? I love my Filipino baby?

She's my Filipino baby she's my treasure and my pet
Her teeth are bright and pearly and her hair is black as jet
Oh, her lips are sweet as honey and her heart is true I know
She's my darling little Filipino baby oh Jimmy

In a little rustic cottage in the port of Filipines
Dwells a lonely little maiden all alone
She is thinking of her true love though he's far across the sea
And her heart beats true for him and him alone

Then one day he whispered,? Darling I've come back from Caroline
I've come back to claim the only girl I love?
And that night there was a wedding while the ships crew gathered round
And he wed his little Filipino baby

She's my Filipino baby she's my treasure and my pet
Her teeth are bright and pearly and her hair is black as jet
Oh, her lips are sweet as honey and her heart is true I know
She's my darling little Filipino baby

Mark of the beast

I don’t remember why I posted this.

Yep, slip slidin’ away, but still in the game. I just need to remember to enjoy myself. So far, so good. Take yesterday, for example. Kicked things off with the Friday group hike. Only two other attendees, Swan and Steve, were willing to brave the hellish heat, but we took a mostly flat route and got our steps in.

That’s Alta Vista on the hill in the background and a sad-looking tree up front.
You don’t have to live large to live well.
A river runs through it.
My fellow travelers.
Bayside.
When the gas station is out of gas.

We overcame Satan’s heat demons and finished our hike back where we had started:

Take that, you beast!

Back to the house post-hike, and my pension deposit had hit the bank—time to take care of the monthly obligations. My only “bill” is my credit card, which I pay in full every month. Then I have the charity projects where I wire money to the recipients for their needs, including school tuition, medical assistance, and feeding a family. When you are surrounded by poverty and people in need, it feels good to at least make life better for some. Selfishly, it adds some value to my existence and makes my being here a little more meaningful.

And of course, I dispensed some lady drink charity last night as well. A little more generous than usual at Wet Spot with two rounds of LDs for four gals. Swan doesn’t like having so many at our table, but with Green Room closed and our regulars from there working at Wet Spot, it can’t be helped. Anyway, they all went home with some commissions and a small tip in their pocket.

A friend of Swan’s posted some 2019 photos of her with some guy at a videoke joint. She thought it would be fun to recreate them last night. Here’s how they turned out:

Then…
…and now.
2019…
…2026.

I honestly don’t remember that long-ago evening or meeting Swan there.

Facebook helps me remember other things, like my final visit to the Commissary at Camp Humphreys eight years ago.

Grocery shopping American-style at its finest, with low prices to boot.
An abundance of meat…
…and fruits and veggies galore.

Ah, the good ol’ days. Sometimes you don’t miss them until they are gone.

It’s nearing Christmas 2018 in the LTG archives, and I’m learning about the art of gift-giving and the ways good intentions can go wrong. It’s an interesting perspective to look back on some of the relationship issues I was experiencing during my first year in the Philippines. I can see now that often the problem was with me. Me getting upset about a bargirl I liked getting lady drinks from a customer is just plain stupid. It’s her job, you dunce. I’d never be bothered by something like that now.

For today’s YouTube video, let’s go fishing with the Filipina Pea and her dad and see how he likes using an American-style fishing pole for the first time.

Humor me:

Something’s not adding up here…
Wouldn’t that make things twice as painful for her?
That’s why I never told the gals I’d been snipped. I was waiting to drop the bombshell should they pull that “I’m pregnant, and you’re the father” bullshit on me. It never happened, thankfully.

And that’s the way yesterday went.

The day it was

Did I pass?

I can’t remember the last time I was drunk. But I guess I wouldn’t. Seriously, though, with my relatively short daily drinking schedule (leave the house at 4ish and come home around 8) and only imbibing beer, I’m not prone to drunkenness. Which is good, because I like to maintain some semblance of control. Since Zero beer (3% alcohol) is off the market, I’m drinking the slightly stronger San Mig Light (5% alcohol), but I’ve slowed my intake pace to make up for it. Anyway, all is well with me in that regard.

Here’s how I rolled through another Thirstday:

Swan and I shared some delicious pancakes…
…and an American breakfast to start our morning at Mope Beach Resort. We passed on the toast and half the hash brown.
Then we burned off some of those calories with a 3.5K stroll around the neighborhood in La Paz.
A final look at the West Philippine Sea from my seat at Mope while awaiting our driver’s arrival.
Oh, and Scott sent me this AI enhancement of the Wednesday Walkers before we set out on our 10K trek through San Narciso.

The trip home went without incident. I grabbed a nap and did a blog post, then we were once more out the door. Since we had missed our Baloy Wednesday routine, we hit the sand yesterday to restore order and balance to our existence.

The Baloy Beach walk.
The sun that greeted us when we arrived on the Kokomo’s floating bar.
Only a couple of other customers, but one big spender had tabled all the girls. Good for him and them!

Owner Steve is back from Aussie-land, and it was nice to catch up with him again. Then the show began:

Thanks for that!
Time to head ashore.
Hope to see you next week, Kokomo’s!
The sun goes down, and the moon rises. Kinda like a circle game.
Nice to see you again, Treasure Island.

It seems the Ozempic really kicks in at dinnertime. I don’t have much of an appetite, and it is easily satiated. Once again, we shared a chicken quesadilla, and it was plenty satisfying.

And we made some new acquaintances:

Nice to meet you, Tess and Ray. Hope to see you again somewhere around town one day soon.

And then it was off to home and a batch of strawberry-banana smoothies before hitting the hay. Damn, it’s a good life!

Four years ago, this gal came up from Angeles City to visit Buddy and Lucky. That’s my story, and I’m sticking with it.

From the December 2018 LTG archives is a post where I expound on the lady drink culture and my other efforts to be generous without being taken advantage of. It took me a few more years to finally ignore the pleas and turn off the ATM. A weird thing about the linked post is that the font is larger than usual. I don’t know how that happened, but I like it. I wonder if I can figure out how to replicate it. Stay tuned.

Today’s YouTube video features a vlogger sharing his ten reasons why people shouldn’t retire in the Philippines. Well, I’ve experienced all ten since moving here almost eight years ago, but I still don’t regret the move. It all comes down to what you can tolerate and accept. Hell, I’m sure there would be ten similar things about any country you choose to reside in, including your homeland. Of course, my “take a deep breath, relax, and accept the Filipino way” mantra has served me well over the years.

Best of all, I still have my sense of humor. Such as it is:

All I know is that everything you know is wrong.
What goes around comes around.
Try looking up “inexplicable” in the dictionary. It just says, “cannot be explained.” So, I still don’t know what it means.

Why not just leave it at that for today.

A D’lightful day

Judge me all you want, I don’t care.

Back home in Barretto again, and before I get on with my routines here let me tell you about my yesterday in barangay La Paz, San Narciso.

Scott and Steve drove out to join us for the Wednesday Walkers excursion.
And off we go on the beach road.
We popped in to check out D’ Resort which is operated by a golf friend of Scott and Steve. The owner wasn’t there at the time though.
Steve paused to have a gander at that old Ferrari.
And then this guy came chasing us down the street. That’s Chris, the owner of D’s Resort. He was sorry he had missed us and invited us back for a visit after our hike.
I fantasized about what life might be like living in this beachfront house. I’m pretty sure I’d like it!
The pavement came to an end and we became beachwalkers.
I don’t like walking in soft sand much…
…so I walked on the firmer sand at the water’s edge.
Scott decided the low road was better, too.
Enjoy the sandy soil!
Approaching the riverside.
Luckily, it was more of a stream than a river this time. Last year, fellow hiker Gary almost got washed out to sea.
Taking the plunge.
Like last year, a local informed us we were trespassing. Unlike last year, he told us our path was blocked. Luckily, Swan convinced him her hike mates were too old to turn around and go back.
So, he reluctantly unlocked the gate and let us pass.
On the side of the big Santo Tomas River. Those ships come here to harvest the lahar that still washes down through the riverbed over thirty years after the Mt. Pinatubo eruption.
There was also some big-ass excavation project going on in the riverbed as well. Must have been over fifty of those dump trucks moving the soil.
I’m not sure how you restore a river, but you better hurry, rainy season is coming.
But they were definitely hard at it.
Leaving the big river behind and passing through a small village.
And sweetening the day of some local kiddies.
Then we were walking the banks of a smaller river (probably the same one we’d waded through earlier).
It was a pleasant enough stroll.
Enjoying the wide-open spaces view.
That’s a nice view too.
A tree that caught my eye.
And a carabao trying to stay cool on a very hot day.
The riverside route led us back to the highway, and this little food stand looked like a nice place for a rest and a drink.
Some shade and Mountain Dew hit the spot.
Then it was time to push on down the road.
What’s a hike without a cemetery?
At least you made it to 90, Donato. Well done!
Heading back to the beach.
And then arriving back at where we started, Mope Resort.
A nice place to stay and hang out.
And an after-hike lunch and a beer went down well.
That’s a 10K trek you’re looking at, not bad for a hot-ass day.

After lunch, Steve and Scott stopped by to visit their friend Chris at D’s Resort. I went back to the room for a much-needed nap. Woke up, blogged, showered, and then it was our time to enjoy the beachside Sunset Bar at D’s. I’d actually seen the place the day before and didn’t realize it was part of D’s.

The beach bar is small, but nice.
Looking back towards the main resort building at D’s.
Owner Chris came out to adjust the Filipino flag, then joined us at the bar for some liquid refreshment and chat.
The sun was fixin’ to do its thing.
While Chris and I held court, Swan hit the beach with the camera.
That’s my girl!
Doggone. At least one of his legs is.
No mas!

Had a great time getting to know Chris and look forward to seeing him again one day. Chris’ wife gave Swan a tour of some of the rooms, and as much as I like Mope, I think we will be staying at D’ Resort the next time we visit.

We went back to Mope for our nightcap (I skipped dinner again) and then I dragged my sorry, tired ass back to the room for some much-needed sleep.

Swan and I talked about the different vibes between our other beach town favorite, Pundaquit, and La Paz. La Paz feels more laid-back and quieter, with far fewer foreigners. Including Chris, I encountered only five other expats during my visit. I also appreciated that the places I like to visit, yeah, bars, are all within easy walking distance in La Paz. That’s not the case in Pundaquit. Anyway, when I asked Swan where she’d rather live, she said “both.” Of course, I have no intention of moving away from Barretto, but it is nice to have options should I ever desire to do so.

Here’s an old memory from February 2005: my first Itaewon bar hangout, Sweet Caroline’s.

And the sisters who ran the place. That’s Misoon on the left, who was to become my first Korean girlfriend.

From the December 2018 LTG archives, I talk about a couple of girls I met at the Hash who wound up working as dancers at the bar Coco Lips. I had a crush on Josie until she fucked me over (and not in the good way). Last time I saw her, she was living in a squatter shack with a new baby. A bullet dodged with that one. Sad in a way, but some gals make bad choices and live with the consequences. Hmm, that sounds a bit like that guy in the mirror.

For today’s YouTube video, when was the last time you ever even thought about Amelia Earhart? Well, this sounds pretty convincing that they found her remains three years after the crash, but didn’t know it. She was definitely ahead of her time.

And let’s see if these are worth your time:

Maybe the boss will give her a part-time job.
I wonder if he is still alive.
I hadn’t considered that, Joe.

Alright, they say that home is where the heart is, and as far as I can tell, mine is still beating. So, time to get on with the living thing.

Nothing to Mope about

I’m losing more and more people that I care about lately. But I don’t feel like I’ve changed.

So, I’m living it up here at the Mope Resort on La Paz beach in San Narciso. Running way behind schedule, so I’m going to have to hurry through this post and get back out to see new places other than this keyboard. I had a nice first day yesterday, taking a walk around the neighborhood. Lots of new places have opened, but I ain’t see many expats out and about. Three altogether yesterday. Matt, the owner of Mope Resort, is currently out of town, but his wife gave us a warm welcome. I chuckled when I was reminded what “Mope” stood for: Matt’s outta pocket expenses. The Resort is for sale, and there may be only one other room occupied at the moment, but we are enjoying our stay regardless. Okay, need to run, but before I go I’ll throw up some photos from yesterday’s adventure:

The thirty-two-kilometer journey to get here.
A chicken burger for lunch upon arrival at Mope. I could only finish half of it.
A deserted La Paz Beach.
Swan walking the beachfront road.
That would be the beachfront road I’m talking about.
This house caught my eye because of the “for sale” sign out front. I liked the vibe of the place. Swan called the number, and it is 8 million pesos (around $160,000.)
Our loop around brought us back to the far end of the beach.
We loved going to Kon-Tiki when it was down the road from Barretto. This version has recently opened here. It doesn’t have the beach vibe we like, and the menu isn’t as appealing, but we’ll give it a try one of these days.
We were looking forward to seeing an ocean sunset.
Heading back to Mope, we passed a cluster of street food stands that weren’t there when we last visited.
You don’t see a 1960s Ferrari very often in the Philippines.
Back at Mope, we climbed up to a second-floor covered deck to watch the sun show.

So, I took LOTS of photos. Some I zoomed in on, others I cropped, and the rest are just on normal settings. Sit back and enjoy the show:

And that was that.

Back downstairs for more beer by the pool. That’s the deck we watched the sunset from.
I’m not sure drinking pool water is a good idea kitty, but you do you.

Then it was off to our room for a good night’s sleep and getting ready for day two.

It’s now December 2018 in the LTG archives, and in this post, I claim to have gotten down to “the heart of the matter.” Basically, I didn’t have love in my life, but I had reached the point where I was okay with that. You can probably guess how long that lasted. Even so, I finally found my keeper, so it all worked out in the end.

For today’s YouTube video, I’ll share the latest from Reekay talking about the “part-time living in the Philippines” option. I used to do six months in the USA and six months in Korea when I first retired. It wasn’t bad, but it never really felt like I was at home in either country.

Some humor before I go:

That’ll teach him!
I never do that. Sometimes I give the toilet a loving hug, though.
I’m sorry, what did you say?
Don’t drive it when you are sauced!

Okay, I’ve got a sunset to attend to and a thirst to quench. Later, gators.

Hah Hash

It was indeed a hot-as-hell Hash yesterday.

Greetings from La Paz beach in beautiful San Narciso, Zambales. Since this post is all that is standing between me and enjoying the ocean views I came here for, let me give you the down and dirty and we can all get on with the important stuff.

As the heat index chart above shows, it was a dangerous day yesterday to be out and about. It gave me a good excuse to avoid the hill climb on the Hash trail, but I did expand the 4.5K short trail to almost 6K. I was a sweaty mess and drank much more water than usual during the hike. Towards the end, I was feeling a little light-headed and worried I might have bitten off more than I could chew. But I made it alive, and now I can share some photos from the adventure.

The hardy souls who braved the heat gather at the trailhead, conveniently located (for me) at the Alta Vista clubhouse.
The Hare, Anal Receptive, gives some final guidance before we hit the trail.
And we are On-On!
Flat and boring can be good on a hot day.
I demanded to see the manager of this sari-sari store to complain about the inappropriate name, but alas, no one was there.
Greetings to you, Easter Mountain.
Time out for lollipops!
The Hash trail took us through this cemetery.
It is where Swan’s mother is buried, so Swan stopped to pay her respects. I noted on the gravestone that her mother was born in the same year as I was.
Leech My Nuggets was the first long-trail runner to pass us.
Waiting expectantly for Swan to hand out a sweet treat.
Arriving at the On-Home venue, Smokes and Bottles.
Hash Gash table.
Me rehydrating.
Circle up!
On the ice for the “crime” of liking the Hare’s trail.
But as we say, “It’s Nice on Ice!”
On the way to the after-Hash gathering, I spotted Mama on the street and stopped to provide her with her allowance.
It Doesn’t Matter.
Livin’ large.
The red long trail was 11K, the blue short trail was 4.5K. The yellow modifications gave me a nearly 6K route.

As always, it’s good to be alive.

Speaking of being alive, eight years ago, I met up with Kevin Kim, and we hoofed it up to Seoul Tower at the top of Namsan.

It was an ass-kicker, too.

Wrapping up November 2018 in the LTG archives with posts about some time I spent in the Makati neighborhood of Manila. I despise Manila, but if you gotta be there, Makati is the best place to be. Even so, there is plenty that isn’t so nice, like the streetwalkers who won’t leave you alone. Of course, I did some streetwalking while I was there, too.

Today’s YouTube video discusses how stupidity is demonstrated by the items you buy at the grocery store. Welp, there’s more than one way to be stupid, and I’ve pretty much got the bases covered.

Now for some stupid jokes:

If he cums at all.
I remain commatose.
Paris your bad jokes!

That’s just about enough, don’t you think? I’ll have some fresh views to share tomorrow.

Sunday scramble

And the less I care.

It’s been pretty quiet around here lately, so I’ll try not to disturb the peace. It’s not like I have a way to drum up something interesting anyway. So, let’s get on with the routines then.

We did the Decay Dance candy handouts on Sunday since Swan was otherwise occupied on Saturday. Hey, candy is always dandy on any day of the week!

And a portion of our candy route coincides with this week’s upcoming Hash. On-On!
Some shady housing along the way.
The Sunday School class took a break to worship at the altar of sweetness.
And then we reconnected with the Hash trail again.
And now I have the map for today’s Hash Run. The red trail is 11K, the blue version 4.5. I have a plan to do an extended short trail. We’ll see how that works out.

For our Sunday evening out on the town, I surprised Swan with a rare visit to the rooftop of the Central Park Reef hotel.

A view from the rooftop.
A view of the rooftop.
A view of that girl I brought to the rooftop.
Looking down on Barrio Barretto.
Barretto Beach, and where the Kalaklan ridge meets the bay.
Keeping an eye on the sky.
This happens more and more frequently. This gal greeted me by name, and I had no idea who she was. Doesn’t even look vaguely familiar.
Dinner is served. You pay more for less at a fancy hotel; that’s a given. This grilled pork chop with two sides was 480 pesos. I’d rate it edible. Also, Central Park charges 140 pesos for a beer; the average price in Barretto is around 90 pesos.

But we came for the views and got what we came for, so I’m not going to bitch and moan about the prices. Much.

This is what we came to see.
Thanks for the show!
See you next time, infinity.
And now Swan has been Vetted.
The view from the glass elevator on the way back down to ground level.

Then we followed our more normal Sunday routines, with a visit to Red Bar and, later, a nightcap at Jumpin’ Jacks. For the first time ever, Swan agreed to play pool with one of the waitresses, and she did surprisingly well for a beginner. Good job, girl!

And that was how we scrambled through another Sunday.

Twelve years ago, I was holding court with Kevin Kim in Itaewon:

At least when you are talking face-to-face, punctuation doesn’t matter!

Continuing through the November 2018 LTG archives, I was taken back to another one of those otherwise forgotten moments in time. A waitress friend at Treasure Island got fired for keeping a tip in contravention of the policy that tips are shared. I prefer to tip the person serving me, but rules are rules. Then TI upped the ante by refusing to supply the waitress a “certificate of employment” showing that she had worked there. This meant the job she was seeking on a cruise ship wouldn’t happen because she couldn’t prove the requisite experience. It is also a violation of the Philippines labor law. So, I intervened on her behalf, which made things worse until I threatened to hire a lawyer for her. Yeah, lots of drama, but in the end it worked out. She got the certificate, got the cruise ship job, met an Aussie bloke there, got married, and is happily living in the land down under. It also led me to change my American-style tipping habits. For some reason, my “friend” Jerry didn’t like me anymore, but that happens a lot these days.

Today’s YouTube video talks about ten things parents did in the 70s that would be considered child abuse today. My childhood was primarily in the 60s, and my folks did all of these, well, except for the having me buy beer. I spent many hours riding in the back of a 1958 Jeep pickup truck, staying home alone while mom and dad worked, and doing wild shit on the streets of town, with the only caveat being to get home before darkness fell. Yep, the good ol’ days.

And now for the funny business:

That’s not quite up to speed…
Well, there you go. Bad grammar comes with a pricetag.
Yep, ain’t that the truth.

Alrighty, then. I’ve got a Hash to attend to. And tomorrow, we’ll be doing our monthly get-out-of-town journey; this time to the ocean at San Narciso. So at least I’ll have something different to write about here for a change.

I get around and about

I’ve been blessed, no question about it.

It’s not a perfect world, and neither is my life. I feel the pain that comes with rejection, but that man in the mirror, whatever his flaws, is who I am. Love me or leave me, I’m going to keep on keeping on.

Sometimes life intrudes on your routines, but that’s okay. Changing things up occasionally is part of reality, and the routines will be there waiting when circumstances permit. We postponed our Decay Dance candy walk yesterday, as Swan was entertaining her gal pals at The Rite Spot On the Roof and needed the morning hours to prepare food for the event. So, I was on my own for the Saturday hike, and I opted to just do the boring Barretto street circumnavigation. Since there wasn’t much of interest to see along the way, I opted to take a milestone (every 1.6K) photo during the journey. Here’s how that worked out:

1.6K on the National Highway.
3.2K Abra Street.
4.8K Gomez Street
6.4K taking the back way into Alta Vista.
7.1K home again.
Around and about town.

I didn’t invade the female space during the gathering on the roof. Swan sent me a couple of pictures of the fun they were having up there.

Friends in high places.
There was something fishy about the food being served.

I did pop up to the Rite Spot at beer o’clock to let Swan know I was heading into town. The gals said they’d meet me at Sloppy Joe’s in an hour or so. Off I went, and an hour or so later, Swan messaged to say the girls wanted to stay on the roof and watch the sun go down. No hay problema, I ordered another beer and some chicken wings to tide me over until they arrived.

And here they are. I don’t let Swan drive her e-cart on the highway, but our helper’s husband, Mike, took the wheel to bring the gals to Sloppy Joe’s.
Let the good times roll!

We had one more drink at Sloppy’s, then the gals wanted to finish off the evening at It Doesn’t Matter. Welp, it’s only a block away, so why not? We were the only customers on a Saturday night, and the owner, Luna, was happy to have us. It’s a rare event when Swan overindulges, but apparently those shots of soju on the roof kicked in. I’d had my fill as well, so we said goodnight to the ladies and grabbed a trike for home.

Upon reflection, I guess it was a pretty routine day after all.

Oh, this gave me a good chuckle. Remember the note one of my neighbors had posted on another neighbor’s mailbox?

Well, the problem is the stray dogs knocking over the trash cans looking for scraps, but whatever.

Anyway, I saw that note again on my way into town.

On the ground with the rest of the complained-about trash. Heh!

Facebook memories is always there to remind me of the life I had and lost:

Twelve years ago, it was a Dolce Vita life with my Itaewon friends. Gone, but never forgotten.

It’s still November 2018 in the LTG archives, and I’m six months into my Philippines life. I share the story about my drunken humor and the offense it created with one of my favorite bargirls at the time. Once I sobered up, I realized what an asshole I’d been, and I made things right the next day. Until I re-read this post, I had no recollection of that event. Sadly, I don’t recall Kim, the gal in question, either. I’m hoping there will be a future post with her picture to jog my memory. We shall see.

Today’s YouTube video talks about the ongoing and worsening tourist crisis in the PI. It is certainly being felt here in Barretto. Several bars are now closed because the expat community isn’t large enough to support them all. I saw that the Arizona Resort’s pub is now for rent at a mere 2,000 dollars a month. That’s insane, no way you could sell that many beverages to cover rent, wages, and utilities. The Arizona floating bar is also for sale. I expect more downsizing to come.

On a lighter note:

That’s erect and to the point.
Stick with the sausage, ladies.
Never heard of surf and turf?

Another day, another post. Let’s see how long we can keep this going.

Fit for Friday

My neighborhood isn’t Filipino-style, but I can still hear the Philippines from there. There’s a rooster farm right across the river from my house, and the “sweet” sound of karaoke fills the air most nights. But yes, you do get used to it, and it just becomes normal background noise.

Well, I hate loud, crappy music in the bars, but in those situations I can vote with my feet and leave. It doesn’t take much to trigger my grumpiness these days. That said, there is more good than bad in my life, and for that I am thankful.

I may not be fit as a fiddle, but I was fit enough to enjoy my Friday. We kicked things off with our Friday group hike. There were just three of us in attendance, so we decided we’d let Scott drive us to the Old Cabalan barangay in Olongapo City for a hike we hadn’t done in a long time. Alas, the traffic on the highway was insane, so we changed course and hiked on SBMA instead.

My partners in exercise.
Off we go!
The driving range and lighthouse. It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do. (photo credit SP)
They call it “the boardwalk,” but their ain’t no boards.
That’s the freight yard across the water where container ships are loaded/unloaded.
A quiet Friday on the beach. (SP)
Beachwalkers.
Something a little different is always nice. (SP)
A monument for the Filipinos who served with the U.S. Navy.
The story behind the statue.
Scott is such a poser!
Taking a rest in a shady spot. It’s been damn hot lately. I’m ready to start complaining about the rain instead.
And we walked by SBMA’s newest restaurant, Sit-n-Bull. Yes, owner Ron is expanding his empire. (SP)
The open-air portion of the restaurant.
And the innards.
Owner Ron was there to greet us, and he even treated us to a nice snack.
We didn’t make it to 5K, but we were close enough. (SP)
How we rolled.

And it being one of those days that end in a “y,” I headed into Barretto when beer o’clock chimed. I had intended to kick off my evening at It Doesn’t Matter, but they were suffering a power outage, so I continued up the road to Red Bar. Cliff and Ashley were there to provide the warm welcome, and the place was rockin’ (Cliff always has a nice playlist). One of the customers bought a round of drinks and even included me. He requested a song I hadn’t heard for a long time, Que Sera Sera, and everyone at the backslappers’ table joined him in singing along. Hey, good times!

I was feeling a tad hungry (having skipped lunch), so I paid my tab and headed down the highway.

The view as I walked.
My destination.
My dinner.

Those birria tacos are small, just two or three bites each, and I brought one of them home with me. I still had room for more beer, so I made Alaska Club my next stop. Owner Jerry was out of town, but his crew had things under control during my visit.

I went to Nipsey’s for my nightcap, and two beers later, I was on my way home to an empty house. Swan had left early in the morning for a trip to Manila to visit some friends.

The friend’s mother is hospitalized, and she was there to offer her support.
And if those faces look familiar, you might recognize Marissa (my ex) and her twin sister Marilyn. I had the pleasure of using that old saw the first time I met Marilyn: “We just met, but I know what you look like naked.” Yeah, I went there.

Anyway, I was long asleep when Swan arrived back home around midnight. And that was how my fitless Friday came to an end.

From the November 2018 LTG archives, my last visit home is nearing an end, and I was once again reflecting on all that I had had and lost in a post aptly titled, “A broken man laments.” On a more positive note, here is a post full of pictures from that amazing stay in the mountains of North Carolina. But that was yesterday, and yesterday’s gone.

For today’s YouTube video, let’s check in with the Filipina Pea as she interviews other Filipinas about what they are hoping to find in a foreigner relationship. Good luck, ladies. I’m already taken.

Let’s take another shot at some humor:

Wipe that smile off your face!
That’s not how Karma is supposed to work, is it?
Stop! You’re killing me!

I hope you are not fit to be tied at this point, so let me stop now. I’ll try again tomorrow.

Bantay Bayan to Barrio Barretto

Ain’t no way I’m going to argue with Bruce Lee!

That wheel in the sky keeps on turning, and I’m still here to write about it. I’ll call that a win.

For the Thursday morning walk, Swan and I decided to change things up and pay a visit to the bayside village of Bantay Bayan. The Jeepneys were all packed, so we grabbed a trike. When we arrived at our destination, I gave the driver 120 pesos. I tend to overpay, so I thought he’d be grateful (Swan told me 100 was plenty). He wasn’t. Swan and the trike driver chatted, and I gave another 20 pesos, shrugged, and walked away. It was only about 3 kilometers, so technically, 60 pesos was enough. Weird.

Where our trek began.
The outskirts of the village.
What used to be called Index is now the Blue Cove. It is currently being renovated, but it looks like it will be a nice beachside place to relax. I’ll come back someday and give it a try.
I met maybe the only foreigner living in Bantay Bayan at a nice sari-sari store that his wife operates. An Aussie named Ian. When I told him I lived in Barretto, he didn’t seem impressed. Different strokes for different folks.
Swan had me pose for this picture to see which was scarier, me or the warning sign. I won.
Then we walked past the abandoned beach resort that gives off a Stephen King novel vibe.
Sand pebbles in the shoe no more!
When a dream becomes an expensive nightmare.

Then we walked the highway back to Barretto.

Hillside living done large.
Hillside living done medium.
And hillside living done small.
The road ahead.
And the road behind.

I don’t like walking on those narrow highway shoulders. People drive like assholes here and invade that tiny space as they round the corners.

Back in Barretto, safe and sound, only to be confronted with the sad memories of what was once John’s place.

We finished our trek at Sit-n-Bull where I got a roast beef dip sandwich for takeout. It was good, but I didn’t finish it. Swan enjoyed my leftover portion.

The path we took on our 5K journey.

In the afternoon, Swan went to visit some friends whilst I went to visit Cheap Charlies. She met me there later.

Mama was across the highway when Swan arrived, so she got her daily 100 peso allowance.

One of the things I like about Cheap Charlies is the availability of good food from the eatery downstairs. Except for the first time that I can remember, when the dinner hour arrived, I didn’t feel hungry, so I skipped eating. I guess that higher dose of Ozempic is kicking in.

And then we enjoyed the sun’s goodnight show:

See you tomorrow!

We did our nightcap at Wet Spot. During our visit a large group of young ladies came waltzing through the door. I asked our waitress what’s up with that, and she said they are new dancers hired from the province of Mindinao. Wow, the stage was packed for the first time in a long time. Not that I give a shit about that, but the new owner is putting forth some effort to make Wet Spot stand out amongst the bars of Barretto. Good luck with that!

Back to the November 2018 LTG archives. I rented a “cabin” in the Blue Ridge Mountains of North Carolina and shared some great times with my family. I’m happy for the memories of the way things were.

Today’s YouTube video was a bit of a surprise. It’s from Reekay, one of my favorite vloggers who has been at it for thirteen years. His content is always straightforward and offers good perspectives on the expat life in the Philippines. And despite is non-controversial popularity, YouTube has decided to demonetize his platform. Why? Nobody seems to know. Anyway, Reekay isn’t going down without a fight.

And now it is that time again:

I guess I’ll just keep on being a Light drinker.
Let’s get something straight between us…
Hmm, let me check into that.

And there you have it. Thanks for dropping by.

Wed Nes Day

I hope everyone had a Happy Eartha Day!

As I was thinking about a title for today’s post, a thought occurred to me. If you married someone named Nes, would your anniversary be Wed Nes Day? Yeah, that’s how my mind works these days. But, at least it is still working, such as it is.

I always appreciate comments here; your feedback means a lot to me. I was gratified to learn that Terry stops by LTG every morning and enjoys the photos I post. After nearly eight years, there’s not much new for me to see around here, but knowing my reader(s) like to partake in the views provides ample motivation to look for things that might be of interest. And here’s a shitload of stuff from yesterday I found worthy of a picture:

As seen on the morning dog walk. One of my pet (no pun intended) peeves is that nothing is done about the stray dogs in the neighborhood. They knock over trash cans, scatter trash, and bark all night. But yeah, you should pick up the spilled trash regardless.

(I lifted some photos from the hike from Scott’s FB page. Credit where it is due, his are marked with an (SP) in the caption.)

The Wednesday Walkers loaded up in a Jeepney and rode it out to the Subic Town marketplace.
This week’s iteration: (L-R) Chris, Steve, Scott, Matthew, and Swan. Plus yours truly.
We stepped out into the busy market streets.
The Haves…
…and the Have Nots.
There are worse things than living on the riverside, though. And at least, you are close to town. (SP)
That’s about enough of this traffic. Let’s walk through the ‘hood. (SP)
Ah, this guy was born the same year as me. Hope you enjoyed your ride through life.
Crossing the river again on a footbridge this time.
I’m coming! I’m coming! (SP)
More river dwellers.
Pond scum.
An almost Moses-like moment. (SP)
Some youngsters were treated to lollipops. (SP)
What the hell? Nazis in the Philippines! Who’d a thunk it?
I was still shaking my head about the swastika when I saw this. Fine, be that way!
Onward we go.
The Walking Not Dead Yet.
Another river crossing.
Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’ on the river.
A grave concern.
River kids.
Walled in.
Peace be unto you! (SP)
The locals were friendly and welcoming as we passed through their village. (SP)
A shady spot on the river.
Over a couple of rickety bridges.
If it held me, it will hold you, Scott.
It’s nice to be out and about in places like this. (SP)
Another pond.
Maybe he’ll grow up to be Tarzan.
I was sad to see that since my last time out this way, someone has cut down all those big trees. I suspect that means some type of development is forthcoming.
The highlight of the morning for me was seeing my lola friend and her grandkids again. They are by far the most thankful for the pittance I throw their way on the occasions when our paths cross.
That’s where the lola calls home.
Another neighborhood greeting. (SP)
Passing the time, however comfortably and well. (SP)
Making a living as best as she can. (SP)
See you next time, kiddos. (SP)
Our 5K journey looked like this.
Or this. (Scott’s map.)

So, that was the morning portion of the day. At beer o’clock, I headed back out. Wednesday is the Baloy Beach routine. Swan had an errand to attend to, so she joined me a bit later on the floating bar.

A relatively quiet day on Baloy.
The captain of this sailboat was enjoying some liquid refreshments on the floating bar.
Sun in the sky and on the water.
And here comes that girl of mine, just in time to see the show.
Bye-bye, you!

The music was crap when I arrived, but I held my tongue because the other passengers outnumbered me and didn’t seem bothered. When they left, I politely asked the cashier if I could hear something I liked, and she immediately switched the playlist to classic rock. Thanks for that!

Back ashore, we popped into Treasure Island. Neither of us was hungry (I can thank Ozempic for that, not sure what Swan’s excuse might be). We did share a chicken quesadilla, but had two slices leftover that we gave to the bartender. I may not be eating healthy, but I’m eating less!

When we were ready to head home, we couldn’t find a trike, so we walked most of the way back to the highway before catching a ride. Hey, extra steps never hurt anybody, right?

From Facebook memories:

Seven years ago, I was chillaxin’ at Cheap Charlies. Back then, I enjoyed a San Miguel Zero and my vape pens. I don’t miss the vaping, but it looks like I won’t be having a Zero beer again. The search AI says: “San Miguel Zero is no longer available in the Philippines due to a strategic decision by San Miguel Brewery to focus on other products in their portfolio. The company has shifted its emphasis towards different beer offerings that align with market demand.” Damn, I guess I wasn’t demanding enough.

I’ll be going to Cheap Charlies this evening for old times’ sake.

And now it is November 2018 in the LTG archives. I’m still enjoying family time back home in Columbia, South Carolina, like this Halloween celebration. Those days are gone, but not forgotten, even if I have been.

Today’s YouTube video turned out to be surprisingly interesting to me. What was driving like in the USA back in the 1930s? Well, thanks to some old photographs and AI enhancements, we can now see for ourselves.

My humor never gets old, right? Right?

Obviously, as a former letter carrier, I never stole from the mail. But at Christmas, some customers would leave an envelope for me in the mailbox. One dollar meant a lot more to me from the little old lady on social security than ten bucks for the folks in the rich subdivision.
Sometimes there is no wisdom in wit.
I’m sorry you feel that way.

And that’s all for this time. Thanks for reading! Y’all are my last connection to the outside world.

I know I’ve posted this song before, and I just came across it again in the archives. It’s even older than me, but it tickles my fancy anyway.

Act naturally

Nah, not me. Tomorrow is another day.

There’s never much of interest to write about in my routine life, but Tuesdays are the emptiest day of my week. I mean, where’s the excitement in grocery shopping, right? On a positive note, at least this post will be a short one. Promise!

So, the aforementioned shopping at the YBC and Royal supermarkets went without incident. But I was in for a big surprise when I got back home. Before heading out at beer o’clock, I prepare my bedtime snack so I don’t have to mess with doing so under the influence of alcohol. And my preferred dessert to overcome my ice cream addiction is a nice bowl of sugar-free pudding. Like most imported foods these days, it ain’t cheap — $2.20 per box at Royal. Yesterday, I purchased four. So, I reached into the cabinet and grabbed a box. Opened the box, only to discover the brown paper bag inside was unopened, but empty. I have no idea how that could happen, but I assume there was a fuck-up in the manufacturing process. So, I reached back into the cabinet for another box, and WTF, it was empty too.

I’ve never seen anything like it before in my life. And as a 70-year-old, that’s saying something!

At least the other two boxes had their content, so I got my pudding fix. I’ll take the empties back to Royal next week and see if they want to make things right.

I also paid a visit to Dr. Jo’s office for my weekly Ozempic injection. I’ve now begun my second month, and so the dosage has gone from low to moderate. The cost has gone up as well — 6,800 pesos for the next four injections. It will be interesting to see what side effects I may experience with the higher dose and whether my weight loss accelerates. I only dropped 1.1 pounds last week, but I guess that’s progress. After one month on Ozempic, my total loss was 7.3 pounds. The biggest difference I’ve noticed (besides going without ice cream and candy) is not craving between-meal snacks, and I’m frequently leaving leftovers on my dinner plate. We’ll see what happens this month with twice the amount of the drug in my system.

I don’t know if being grumpy is a side effect, but I only ate about half of that taco.

My other Tuesday routine is playing in the Alley Hideout dart tournament. Since I can’t be fucked with practicing during the week, my performance is not getting any better. Last night, my partner shot every bit as badly as I did, and we were two games and out without winning a single leg.

How low can I go? I admit, it’s a tad embarrassing to throw like shit.

Still, being in the dart bar once a week is something different, so unless I get tired of being ashamed of myself, I’ll show up and let the arrows fly. Such as they are.

We did a brief nightcap at Gold Bar after darts, then called it a night. I had a bowl of sugar-free pudding waiting for me in the fridge.

Via Facebook memories, an interesting coincidence from four years ago:

I had the same partner as I did last night, Agnes. We finished third back then. What’s changed?

Wrapping up October 2018 in the LTG archives. I’m back in the USA after a 30-hour trip. At least I flew business class. Being back “home” was like traveling back in time. But some of the memories from the most recent iteration of my life in South Carolina were overwhelming. I’m not saying that life in the USA is bad, but I came to realize it was not the life for me, despite all the fun I had with my kids and grandkids. I haven’t been back since that trip.

For today’s YouTube video, let’s take a pictorial journey back to the glory days of the 1970s. What a life we lived!

Humor time:

Well, as long as he is commatose, why not work on his colon? I hear it is in semi-bad shape.
Actually, I never did notice that before. I wonder if the “S” is for shit?
Or Santa Claws?

Yeah, I’d better give it a rest. Time to get on with living my day so I can write about tomorrow!

Hash en fuego

And there is plenty of both at the Hash.

Not a bad Hash yesterday, although perhaps a little boring. Of course, had I done the trail the Hares laid, I’d likely have been a lot worse than bored. In addition to a couple of crazy climbs, one of the hilltops was on fire. Literally. That’s not the fault of the Hares; someone decided to do a burn up there after the trail was laid. Glad I missed it!

Call us lame or cripples, but the like-minded Hashers met up in Alta Vista and went about things our way.
We took a flat and mostly paved route.
But we did walk a good portion of Trail #1702—the portion without the big hills.
See that fire up there? That’s near the Hash trail we didn’t take.
Here’s a shot taken by one of the Hashers who did go that way. I’m told the flames had already burned out by the time the Hashers passed, but the embers were still smoldering.
Looking back at Alta Vista from here.
We did have some uphill work.
What goes up, must come down.
Those are the steps I have to climb on the Sunday Sweets Stroll. I like them much better going down.
This residence right on the National Highway caught my eye for some reason.
We arrived on the bay.
And headed for the river.
Strolling past the beached boats.
Kids hanging out on the roof.
Our vehicle for the river crossing awaits.
Not as comfortable as it looks.
Disembarking wasn’t much fun either.
Back on the beach and headed On-Home.
The shady-looking entrance to our On-Home venue, Kim’s Place.
Hashers doing what Hashers do after the hike.
One of the Hashers treated me to an American Miller Lite beer. It was damn good.
On the beach for the Hash Circle.
Hares on the ice. L-R, Fuck Buddy, Anal Intruder, Derby’s Bitch, and My Mouth Is Shut.
At the Circle. You can see the Kokomo’s Floating Bar in the background.
Time is passing.
And another Hash Monday draws to a close.

The usual after-Hash gathering at It Doesn’t Matter, then we were homeward bound.

Continuing with the journey through the October 2018 LTG archives, where I’m actively engaged in the dating game. These old posts remind me of events I’d have otherwise forgotten. Like my date with Cherry, a woman I met on a dating website. We had a great first date, and I was really excited about getting to know her better. We met up for lunch the next day, and Cherry came home with me for an afternoon of passion. We parted with a plan for her to join me at the Hash the following day. I’m thinking, maybe I’ve met the one. I hadn’t. You can read what happened here.

Damn, girl. You don’t know what you missed. Or maybe you do.

Today’s YouTube video features a warning from Rod Serling for us all. Sorta like George Orwell told us about in 1984. I was a big Twilight Zone fan growing up, but I’m sure I missed the messages like this one.

Let’s take a timeout for smiles:

Don’t worry, Sloppy Joe’s is open 24 hours.
I feel sorry for the 18-year-olds.
Checkmate.

And so it went, and so it goes. I’ll try again tomorrow.

And Johnny can’t grammar either.

Crawler

Yeah, me too.

Things have taken a turn for the better, so there’s that. And really, I’ve gained some insights that will provide comfort going forward. Promises are made to be broken, and words don’t always mean what they say. But I don’t want someone with me because of a promise. True love sometimes requires sacrifice, and if someone is not happy with me, I’d let them go, no matter the pain it brings. As I contemplated a life without her, I knew I’d be okay as long as she was happy. And after our talk this morning, she assures me that she will be happy staying by my side. So, onward we go to the next hurdle.

As for yesterday, there was the Sunday Sweets Stroll.

The only photo on the walk I was inspired to take was the dirty water of the Matain River. Coming to beach nearby soon.

My Sunday evening plans were unsettled, but I decided to kick things off at Harley’s on Baloy.

My view upon arrival. A little later, I was able to belly up to the bayside counter that I prefer.
A look to the right. It was low tide, and it was nice to see that rock, which is usually submerged.
And a look to the left at the Mangrove Resort.
The Kalaklan Ridge and the boat-filled waters of the Subic Bay.
I zoomed in for a better view of the hillside dwellers on Kalaklan.
A fisher of men? I thought it would be funny if that guy bit the one with the pole.
I had a shrimp cocktail for dinner.

It was time to move on, so I made SnackBar my next stop.

The lovely view of the 7-Eleven parking lot from my outdoor table at SnackBar.

I was thinking I’d make Queen Victoria my next stop, but it was only after I’d crossed the highway that I remembered Queen Vic is closed on Sunday. Oh well, I dodged traffic again and paid a rare visit to the Outback Billabong Bar.

Turns out, they were hiring.
I had a beer, but decided I was overqualified to be an Outback customer, so I left.

I figured as long as I was on a roll with seldom-visited bars, I might as well see what was going on at Lux.

A very nicely appointed venue, but I was the only customer there to enjoy the ambiance.
It must be hard to dance without an audience, but at least they all stood up when I arrived.

I still had thirty minutes to kill before it was time to head home, so I crossed the highway once more and popped into Gold Bar for the final beer.

And once again, I was the only customer. Honestly, I don’t know how these bars stay in business. Granted, Gold Bar is usually busy; maybe it’s a Sunday thing.

Having drunk my fill, I grabbed a trike and headed home. Those smoothies weren’t going to make themselves. And so ended another day in paradise.

Continuing with the October 2018 LTG archives, I reflect on the routines I’d established after being retired in the Philippines for five months. I called the post “Comfortably Numb,” and by golly, I’m still following the same regimen: walkaholic by day, alcoholic at night.

Today’s YouTube video discusses some of the realities of retired life in the PI. I spend a lot more than the average bear, I guess, but I like livin’ large.

Humor me:

No!
Different strokes for different folks.
With every breath you take!

And now it’s time to get ready for another Hash Monday. Yes, us cripples have already identified our shortcut trail. That’s just the way we roll.

Still caring, but not daring

But I repeat myself.

And here I am, still trying to figure out what happens next and where I go from there. I guess time is on my side, so for now, I’m sticking with Option #1: riding it out. Things may not be ideal at the moment, but given my history, there’s no need to rush and make things worse. I have begun considering other options if circumstances warrant. I’m sorry, but I’m not able to be more specific than that for the time being.

My melancholy day included a Decay Dance.

The same-old 5K route. Nothing new to see along the way that was worthy of a photo.

A solo Saturday evening in Barretto.

I kicked things off at Red Bar, where manager Ashley gave her usual warm welcome.
Then I moved on to Jumpin’ Jacks. It was just one other customer there and me. We were all enjoying watching the pool game.
It’s a shit pic, but that guy in the back by the television was making the night for the gals. They had a blast playing pool with him, and he bought at least two rounds of shots for the crew during my visit. It’s guys like him who are keeping the bars in business these days.
I snacked on some calamari rings from the Jumpin’ Jack kitchen. They were good, but I still only ate half of them. Thank you, Ozempic!

And then I grabbed a trike and took my sorry ass home. I’m pathetic, I know. Hey, it’s who I am, you’d think I’d be used to it by now.

On to the October 2018 LTG archives. I was spending a lot of time at Treasure Island back in my early days in the Philippines. I’d become quite friendly with the staff, and when Jessa turned 30, I took them all out for a movie and birthday dinner. And yes, I got my chance with Jessa about a year later, but of course, I fucked it up. Jessa and I are still friends on Facebook, and she seems to be doing well, having found a new love and life in Subic. Kat found work on a cruise ship, met an Aussie bloke, got married, and now lives in the land down under. RuRu is an OFW working in Qatar.

Jessa, RuRu, me, and Kat. Damn, I hope I can fit into those jeans again someday.

Today’s YouTube video resonates. Most expats didn’t run away; they chased a dream. Of course, some dreams don’t come true, but at least we tried and made the best of it. My favorite quote from a John Greenleaf Whittier poem sums it up: “God pity us both, and pity us all, who vainly the dreams of youth recall. For of all the sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: it might have been.” Damn, how did I remember that line?

Time out for humor:

I’d forgotten what a Phrygian was.
Why yes, yes I am!
That’s one of the golden oldies from my bar joke repertoire. Nice to see it brought to life.

And life goes on. I’m going to make the best of it.

We did not start the fire

At least I’m consistent.

On and on it goes. We’ll see what happens when I get there, wherever that may be. In the meantime, you gotta fill them hours. This is how my Friday went down:

The other joiners in the Friday hike were Steve and Swan.

We climbed up to the ridge that runs through Barretto. It starts with some steps, and as I neared the top of the first section, I got attacked by a dog in a way I never saw coming. The dog was at the top, and I was maybe five steps below him when he leaped out and hit me square in the chest. He bounced off and then continued down to the street. No bites, thankfully. It’s also good that I maintained my balance; had I fallen backward, I would have been in a world of hurt.

Once we were on the ridge, I was amazed at the scope of a recent burn.
I don’t know if it started on the Barretto side, but it burned to the top and back down again.
Not having to fight through the tall thatch grass was a nice side-effect of the burn.
I’m sure this tree will survive even if its leaves are all brown now.
The view is still nice.
After all these years, I still don’t know who starts these fires and what keeps them from spreading as the wildfires do back home in California.
Twelve years younger than me. Rest in Peace.

I started my three-hour beer drinking window at It Doesn’t Matter. The place is nothing like it used to be when Cliff and Ashley were in charge. I know there were some customers inside for the pool tournament, but I was alone in the outdoor section.

This too shall pass.

It was a rather disappointing vibe, but I sipped down three beers between 4:30 and 6 pm, then headed over to Sloppy Joe’s. Sloppy’s was busy, but I got my street-view, countertop seat, settled in, and ordered a pulled pork sandwich for dinner. I mostly just ate the meat.

I did my nightcap at Wet Spot, and it was hoppin’ too. Of course, I took care of my regulars with lady drinks, whilst dispersing cookies and lollipops to the rest of the crew. It was the first time all evening that I had someone to talk to. And then my time allotment for drinking expired, so I paid my tab and headed home.

Was it all as depressing as it sounds? Yeah, maybe.

On to October 2018 in the LTG archives. In this post, I talk about my life after four months in the Philippines. The purpose of my diving into the archives is to identify posts that might be included when I write The Story of My Life. Who knows, maybe someone will be interested.

As much as I bitch and moan, I recognize that I’m living a blessed life. In today’s YouTube video, The Filipina Pea shares the story of what life is like for one poverty-stricken father.

Smile while you can:

Bible stories are hard to believe. It’s a matter of faith. I lost mine at 14 years old.
The ship docked, and the woman gave birth while berthed.
If you say so.

Sorry for the lack of excitement around here. Then again, it is best to avoid the painful kind.

Say it anyway

Thank you, Mr. President!

Today’s post title is the answer to the question: What do you say when you ain’t got nothin’ to say? I’ll keep it as painless as possible. Anyway, I’m still not sure what the fuck is going on with my life, but I’m preparing for any contingency. Sorry to keep y’all in suspense, but I need more time to figure this out.

In the meantime, there’s yesterday to tell you about, such as it was.

Rest in Peace, Angelito. Never met, but I walked by your place on occasion.

And that’s the only photo I took during my 6K Naugsol loop hike. I guess I just wasn’t in the mood.

It was a hot and sweaty journey, but otherwise pleasant enough.

I was on my own in town yesterday, and started things off at the familiar Cheap Charlies. I took my usual seat facing the highway, and lo and behold, Hot Zone owner Jay came outdoors with his pet.

A big, yellow boa constrictor.
That’s something you don’t see every day.
I also saw “Mama” resting next to her dream boyfriend.
That bathroom view is a pisser.
Someone forgot to close the curtains.
Then that time of day happened again.
That sinking feeling.
Adios!

So, I ordered a snack for myself and some food for the girls from Foodies downstairs. Maintained my one-beer-per-30-minute pace and chilled. After seeing Jay and his snake, I realized it had been a year or more since my last visit to Hot Zone. One of the reasons for my absence is the relatively late opening of 7 pm. Nothing was stopping me last night, though. Since I still had fifteen minutes before Hot Zone opened, I went to the bar next door, Bob’s, for a beer.

Yikes! The doorgirl recognized me from when she worked at Blue Butterfly and invited me inside. I was the only customer in a relatively small bar. There were four unattractive gals on stage and a drunk or crazy waitress who accosted me as soon as I sat down. That ain’t my style, and I felt very uncomfortable in her grabby presence. I downed my beer and got the hell out of there in record time.

Hot Zone was quiet with only one other customer when I arrived. But oh, what a difference you see in a well-run bar. The dancers were all in uniform, slender and attractive. The waitstaff was numerous and attentive, but didn’t hover around your table like hungry mosquitoes. The mamasan I remembered from previous visits was still there, and she came to my table for a nice chat. I was dismayed to learn that Hot Zone no longer offers single-lady drinks; you have to buy a bottled drink for 300 pesos. Sorry, I have my limits (200 pesos). I did share some cookies and lollipops with the staff, which seemed to be appreciated. Owner Jay, the former Grandmaster of the Subic Hash, came out to greet me and bought me a beer. It was nice catching up with him again. Girly bars are really not my thing, but I can attest that Hot Zone is by far the best I’ve seen in Barretto.

And then my time was up, so I grabbed a trike for home.

From the September 2018 LTG archives, I entertain my first visitor since the move to the PI, my nephew Justin. In this post, I share the experience of his first night on the town in Barretto.

Checking in with Reekay for today’s YouTube video. He discusses the pros and cons of relationships post-retirement. As usual, he makes some valid points. To my thinking, it all comes down to the individual and his tolerance for drama. I’m not sure there is any such thing as a peaceful relationship, but then, what do I know? I’m the stereotypical bad example.

My humor is a little off as well.

I understand gas is more expensive these days.
They appear to be a good fit.
Is that the naked truth?

And that’s all I’ve got for today.