A Ray-O-Lite on Mount Santa Rita

Another adventurous hike with the Wednesday walking group yesterday. We traveled out to Bataan, the province next door on the other side of the old Navy base. Our destination was the tower atop Mount Santa Rita.

This photo was taken back when the tower served as a primary communications center for the U.S. Navy.

These days the property serves as a weather observatory of some sort and is controlled by the Philippine military. We needed special permission to enter and make the hike. Our planned adventure proved to be quite popular, with over 30 folks signing up, including a contingent from Angeles City.

Alright, so what was I thinking to take on this trail barely a week after the nearly disastrous hike to Boton Falls on the old Navy base? Well, the situation was quite a bit different. I mean we were hiking up a paved road, there and back again. So there would be no getting lost, no sticker bushes, no stinging ants. I likened it to my days back in Korea when I’d make the climb up to Seoul Tower on pavement.

Easy, peasy. Right, Kevin Kim?

It turns out I was wrong about that. To begin, Mount Santa Rita is twice as high as Namsan. And the road leading up there was much steeper than I imagined it would be. It was 4.5K to the top, with the last 2K being at a 20% or so grade. It kicked my ass and there was some real question in my mind if I were going to be able to make it all the way up. In the end, pride would not let me bail before reaching the objective, but man oh man, were my lungs screaming. I’ve been struggling with uphills quite a bit lately but this prolonged ordeal felt like it was going to kill me. I’m not sure what the deal is, but I suspect my diminished lung capacity is not supplying enough oxygen to my poor old leg muscles. Anyway, I made it and I have the pictures to prove it.

But before I get to that I did have an interesting encounter on the hike. I noticed some of these alongside the road and there was something oddly familiar about them:

I got a better look and could make out the writing on top: Ray-O-Lite.

In the summer of 1972, I worked for the Rayolite company at their plant in Huntington Beach, California. Remembering that fact reminded me about a co-worker named Lisa I had a big crush on. I took her on one date, a Crosby, Stills, and Nash concert. Turns out she had a crush too, just not with me. Ah, well. Story of my as yet unlived life, right? In a sort of epilogue to that unrequited love about four years later I was a mailman in Anaheim and delivered to her house one day. Her mama told me Lisa had married her crush. I hope she had a happily ever after with him.

The other thought I had was that I may have actually had a hand in making those reflective markers. I mean, I’m sure they were installed back in the Navy days. And when I worked there they were a relatively new product line. So, it is possible that me and that Ray-O-Lite were together once again after all these years. Prove me wrong!

Anyway, remembering all that helped me forget my suffering a bit as I made my way up the mountain. Let’s go to the photos, shall we? (As usual, these photos are a group effort. Scott pulls them all together from several sources, cleans them up, then posts them on our Facebook page. Some are mine, but I steal them from there too.)

The path we took to the top.
Gathering up at the rendezvous point for our 10:00 a.m. start. That’s a pretty impressive vape cloud if I do say so myself.
After marching up the road a kilometer or so, we had to get signed in at a military checkpoint. Then two soldiers accompanied us for the rest of the hike.
And we are off!
Our two guides for the hike.
Our objective is in sight but still oh so far away…
As usual, I fell further and further behind. A couple of the gals felt sorry for me I think and stayed back to keep an eye on me.
Damn, it doesn’t even look that much closer and I’m panting and drenched in sweat.
One disappointment was that there were not many vistas to enjoy on the way up. But we found this one and it gave me the opportunity to rest a little without appearing to be a wimp.
I definitely have a crush on this cutie named Marick.
But I guess I’m still looking for love in all the wrong places…
It was impossible to be the last to arrive discreetly. I had an audience. But by God, I made it!
Not so high and mighty now are you, bitch?
Only 1551 feet? It sure as hell felt like I was climbing Everest… That fence also interfered with the views. Damn it!
If you were willing to do some more climbing you could improve the views.
It was kind of a hazy day though.
The high and the mighty…
Looking down on the rest of us…
Isn’t that right, Scott?
There’s some pretty scenery!
Our fearless group of hikers!
Alright then, time to head back down the mountain.
As you might imagine, going back down was oh so much easier. The asphalt was covered in algae in places though so you had to be careful not to slip…
And I wasn’t even last to make it down!
Even had time to stop and smell the flowers…

Well, I did it. Another monster hike and I lived to tell about it.

Felt as old and faded as this post when I was done though.

Here it is New Year’s Eve. Guess I’ll go out and do a bar crawl and see how long I last. I know it won’t be midnight though. But who knows, maybe I’ll fall in love with someone.

I’m willing to make that commitment! If the price is right.

Happy New Year everyone! I’ll be back with a full report on tonight’s adventures tomorrow.

End of the year blues

Feeling kind of bleh lately, not sure why really, and not all that unusual for a depressive personality like mine. I’m sure that it will pass in due course and I’ll be ready for some New Year blues.

It’s hard to feel sorry for yourself in this country though because so many have it so much worse, in real and tangible ways. Take Cathy, an online friend from Bohol for instance. Several years ago she and her American husband “adopted” a cousin’s baby because mama wasn’t able to take care of him. A couple of years ago Cathy’s husband died unexpectantly. Cathy struggled but managed in large part because she was motivated by her devotion to “her” son, Eithan. Well, you might have guessed what happened. This Christmas mama came for Eithan and is apparently not going to bring him back. Cathy is of course devastated and doesn’t know what to do. Last we talked she was thinking of joining a convent, whatever that means. She also asked if she could move here to work for me. I told her I don’t have any openings now. I feel for her and her sorrow at losing Eithan but I am advising her to not do anything rash.

Last night, Vel, a woman I tried out once to be my new masseuse contacted me. Seems her kid is in the hospital in Laguna (down south of Manila) and she needs money for medicine. I offered my sympathy and nothing else so far. It sounds a little sketchy, to be honest, and I’m not sure why she thinks a one time customer has some obligation to provide financial assistance for her kids. Catherine, a 25-year old I first met in Wet Spot bar, is also always besieging me for rent and food money. Like I always tell her, it is not my responsibility to pay your bills. I do give her the opportunity to provide me certain services in exchange for cash occasionally, but that’s all there’s gonna be. Same thing with Mary who keeps begging me to see her. I do feel sorry for her but so far at least I haven’t relented.

So, comparatively speaking, what do I have to be sad about?

In the good news department, I threw some decent darts relatively consistently last night. So did my partner.

The result was a first-place finish. Thanks, Espie!

Another big Wednesday walking adventure. I’ll write that up tomorrow. Now I must nap!

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A long Hash trail yesterday, despite us oldsters and a couple of newbies taking a bit of a “shortcut”. What we did was avoid some of the climbs but that added more distance. Still, I think we made the right call even though my group was the last to finish.

Leech My Nuggets was the Hare and as usual, he provided a well-marked and challenging trail without the insanity Vienna Sausage (Guenter) is known for. Well, Leech did do something I particularly despise–checkpoints. Five of them at least. A checkpoint is placed at an intersection with one or more other trails. Rather than clearly mark the direction to be taken, the Hare requires the Hashers to exhaust each possibility in order to determine the proper path. It is basically just a process of elimination–you walk up a trail and if you don’t see any marks for a while, you turn around and explore the next trail. So this adds both time and steps to the effort of completing the journey and is especially frustrating when you are already at the back of the pack. Checkpoints were originally intended to keep the Hashers in a tighter group by slowing down the runners and letting the walkers catch up. But they don’t work that way here because an important part of the equation is missing. The runners are supposed to indicate the proper trail once they find it, but that never happens because no one carries chalk or powder on trail. Anyway, I hate even one checkpoint, and having five to contend with kinda chilled my buzz.

Here are some photos from the day’s journey:

The trail as intended by the Hare. We made some modifications to better suit our needs and preferences.
Waiting to get started.
Why are we waiting?
And at last, we are On-On…
Starting our ascent through some houses off Abra street…
It was a steep climb, can you tell?
I liked it better once the up was more meandering…
Ever onward as Bilbo Baggins might say…
These ducks refused to line up in a row for me…
Country living…
Fresh air…
And nice views…
The kids saw me coming and started hollering ‘candy! candy!”
It’s nice to be remembered.
Other than the checkpoints, Leech marked a good trail…
Hey, these photos don’t take themselves…
Almost there…
Looks cozy…
Our virgins. I’m betting they won’t be back…
The final kilometer…
On-Home at the Alta Vista Community Center at last. And this is a twofer: Easter mountain looms in the background.
Time for some liquid refreshment… Oh, my chili sold out again…even at 100 pesos a bowl!
The Hare, Leech My Nuggets, and his gal Leech My Pussy.
Our canine member, Doggy Style, enjoys his time on the ice. Go figure…
It’s been quite some time since I accumulated this many steps in one day.
And that’s about enough for this post, don’t you think?

We’ll see what tomorrow brings.

There is more to life than beer

Which is one of the reasons I drink gin and soda when I’m not playing darts…

Less carbs with the gin drink but more alcohol content than the beer. It’s a tradeoff that I’m making in my quest to lose a few more pounds. This photo provided a bit more motivation:

Those ugly, judgmental mugs would drive a man to drink!

Anyway, it’s another Hash Monday so I’m doing a morning post here and don’t have much to write about. I guess that is stating the obvious though. Leech My Nuggets is the Hare today so I will not be surprised if I find it necessary to shortcut his trail. I suspect he has more than one climb in mind for us, and one is about my limit these days. Our On-Home is here at the Alta Vista Community Center so I shouldn’t have any trouble finding my way back. Once again I’ll be contributing a pot of chili to our food service.

Browning the ground beef…
The other ingredients,
And everything into the crockpot. Easy peasy.

At 50 pesos a bowl I’m pretty sure I’m not breaking even. Will count how many bowls in a pot, then do the math. I think I’ll need to raise the price to at least 75 pesos ($1.50) though.

A rainy day yesterday so I wasn’t able to get out and about much. Well, wasn’t motivated to do so is probably more accurate. I’m not sure if it is cause for concern yet but I find myself increasingly forgetful. No, not as bad as Biden, but irritating to get down the road and realize I don’t have my phone, or vapes, or earbuds. Yesterday I got all the way to the highway and realized that I hadn’t brought any money, so had to turn around and march on back home to get some. I need to remember to remember to do a mental checklist before leaving the house. And yes, I repeated to remember on purpose. I thought it was kind of funny but apparently, my Grammarly app does not agree.

Oh well. I forget what I was going to say next.

It’s good to see my watchdogs keeping me safe.
You lazy bastards…

Oh, and this is from the same guy who claims it was impossible for Biden to steal the election:

Time for me to prepare for my Hash ordeal. More on that tomorrow.

Not the head I was hoping for

As seen on my morning walk. Not sure if this is a warning or a joke I don’t quite get…

Speaking of head, I didn’t get any. Under relentless pressure, I almost succumbed (heh, you can’t spell succumbed without “cum”) to Mary’s entreaties for a rendevous. And then at the last minute, I bailed again. It seems my big head keeps overruling that other one. And honestly, the last experience with her was very unsatisfying and I didn’t want to waste my time and money on a gal with a hot bod who apparently doesn’t know how to use it.

I really don’t know if Mary is an actual prostitute. She denies it and I tend to believe her, if for no other reason than she sucks at the job. Er, well, I guess technically sucking is part of the job and she’s not good at that either. I’m really not that hard to please, but I need my partner to at least be able to pretend to be into me when I’m, um, into her. Mary apparently has no acting ability whatsoever. That last time we were together I thought she was going to cry. Not conducive to maintaining the illusion that a hot young woman is feeling the passion for my lovemaking skills. Ah well.

I guess this post was triggered by an article I came across this morning dealing with “Sex, Love, and Money in Cambodia: Professional Girlfriends and Transactional Relationships” looks at the intimate lives of Cambodian women and the idea of “transactional relationships.” It was written by a female professor from the USA so I was expecting the usual woke gibberish that passes for academia these days. I was pleasantly surprised to get an accurate depiction of the dynamics of this type of relationship. Although I’m no expert on the Cambodia scene, the author’s insights are spot-on for the P4P (pay for play) activities in the Philippines. It’s worth the read if you have any interest in the subject. These were some of the highlights for me:


…young women are using the tools around them, which in this case are sex and intimacy, to form relationships with foreign men as a means to improve their lives, make socioeconomic advancements, and ultimately find enjoyment in their lives. The book also sheds light on the relationships themselves that develop between Cambodian women and foreign men, which are multi-layered and complex, but often stigmatized as only ever commercial or only ever exploitative. After spending over 10 years talking to people, I found that often this is not the case, and that people are genuinely seeking true love and intimacy, and that intimacy and economics mingle in complex ways, as they do in any relationship, in Cambodia and beyond.

I made my first trip to the PI in 2008 and was quite astounded by this aspect of life here. Most of the gals I’ve met over the years are doing the best they can with the assets available to them. I see no difference between a woman who works on her back or a man who carries bricks on his back to make a living.

There were definitely active decisions being made to participate in this work and in this lifestyle. Most of the women were not controlled heavily by bosses and managers. They could make their own choices as to whether or not they would go with clients and what they would or would not do with clients. One of the main findings of the book was that most of them were not doing the kind of pre-negotiated sex-for-cash transaction that we often understand to be commercial sex work. It was more ambiguous than that. It was based in a grey area where sex, love and money were all coming together, but it wasn’t framed as commercial sex work – the women didn’t view themselves as sex workers, and the men didn’t view themselves as clients.

In all these years I’ve never met one woman in a bar who wasn’t there by choice. Well, let me clarify, never in the Philippines. I did know of some Filipinas who were brought to Korea under false pretenses and forced to work as bargirls.

Their argument is: “We don’t want to be rescued by people who think they necessarily know better than us.” What happens when they are “rescued,” is that often, they are often put into these rehabilitation programs or vocational shelters where they are taught to learn to sew and handle a sewing machine, and then placed back in a garment factory. This is not the socioeconomic decision they are making. It’s one that is being forced upon them by people who believe this is a more dignified form of work. What the sex and entertainment workers are demanding is respect for the decisions they make under very constrained circumstances. Bar work is a viable means of labor and employment for some of them—that they choose—and what they are calling for is recognition and respect for those decisions, made within the environments that they are in and among the limited options that they have.

Precisely. The hypocrisy of these NGO’s and government authorities who shut down the bars and “rescue” the working women is astounding. When the bars are gone, the women are forced into a much harder life, including being a streetwalker.

Well, anyway, it is what it is I suppose. I’m honestly not really into that scene myself but will partake on occasion. Some of the gals are real pros and know how to work you for the maximum payoff. Others, like poor Mary, don’t seem to have a clue. I guess it is really no different than any industry in that respect.

Moving on to other things.

The pot roast I made last night was quite excellent if I do say so myself.
And watching the dawning of a new day is always a treat for an old fart like me. How many more of these do I have?
Well, they say you get the government you deserve. And those Biden voters are going to get it good and hard. As will the rest of us, unfortunately.

Heh, I guess I’m going to get fucked after all!

My Christmas in paradise

Such as it was and such as it is.

I guess I didn’t do much that would be considered traditional, but I did hang with some friends and enjoyed some good eats. And beers. After the party, I popped into Mango’s for more beer to exchange greetings with the staff and enjoy some ocean views. I’ve got a few photos from the day’s doings to give you a taste of the revelry.

The gracious hosts for the party, Steve and Viola. Steve’s a pretty good bloke for an Aussie. I’m going to assume that Viola’s middle name is Lynn.
It wasn’t catered and it wasn’t a potluck. The hosts worked hard to provide an outstanding selection of eats and the parts I sampled were all excellent.
These gals were grillin’ up some samgyeopsal to add to the mix.
Steve said there 45 folks in attendance. Here are some of the guys…
And the guy who matters most. My Christmas shirt says “Where’s my Ho-Ho-Ho’s?”
As is their custom, the Filipinas hung out together in the other room. I think it is because they prefer speaking in Tagalog. Also, that’s where the videoke machine was located.
I’d never been to Steve’s place before but this house across the street is where my first apartment was located. I don’t miss it!
When I arrived at Mango’s looking forward to some bay viewing, this boat was in the way.
The boat finally pulls out, then SHE shows up. How am I supposed to enjoy the view?
Hey, she looks familiar…
Nope, not her.
I think the last time I was in a kayak was on a river in Arkansas 40 years ago…
Nothing bad about these mittons…
Christmas on the beach. Once again, almost exclusively Filipinos. A sign of the times I suppose.
And the sun sets on a Christmas day…

I’m trying harder these days to appreciate the life I’m living rather than wishing for something else. In that spirit, I can truthfully say that this was the best Christmas I’ve ever experienced. This year.

Seasoned greetings

You’ll need to take this post with a grain of salt. Hey, it’s Christmas, cut me some slack!

The party held by the helpers at my house last night appeared to have been a success. If drunkenness and bad singing are any indications. Yeah, I consented to let them do the videoke thing so as not to come off as the Grinch. At least they asked. I kind of regretted it when I hit the hay at 9:00 and they were still going strong. But I put on my headphones and drowned them out until I fell asleep. I got up this morning and one of the guests was passed out on my living room couch. I found out later she was sleeping in a pool of her own vomit. Yuck! Well, my helpers cleaned up the mess so no biggie I suppose. Gee, aren’t I just full of the Christmas spirit?

I went into town for a few beers while the gals partied. Was surprised to see a fair number of bars closed. Cheap Charlies was open though so I popped in and had a couple. Bought some lady drinks too. Caring is sharing and all that. Actually, one of the gals I drank with was a real cutie. Found out she was 22, no kids, and a boyfriend in Switzerland. Bless her heart. On my way back home I popped into the newest place in town, Adam’s Sports Bar. The only reason I even go there is that I know the bartender from her Cheap Charlies days. Some of the girls are cute I suppose. And I did get to witness them practicing doing blow jobs.

Getting ready for action…
…and they are off!
That gal in the maroon top can really suck it!

Yeah, I know. What else is there to do though?

My driver took me shopping yesterday. I also needed to renew my visa but immigration was closed for “disinfecting”. Seems awfully convenient to do that on Christmas eve. Ah well, government employees are going to be government employees I suppose. Anyway, I was happy to see Danny taking his wife’s passing in stride. He’s probably relieved that he doesn’t have to watch her suffer anymore. He told me his son’s wife is having a baby today and he seemed comforted in that whole circle of life thing.

Rest in Peace. I’d only met her a couple of times but it seems she lived a good life while it lasted.

That’s all I’ve got this morning. Attending a party at noon out on Baloy hosted by a couple of Hash friends. I’ll be back with more tomorrow!

Merry Christmas!

‘Twas the day before Christmas

Not that it matters much to me. Christmas doesn’t mean a lot without family and I’m far away from family. So tomorrow will pretty much be just another day I suppose. Well, I’ve got an invite to a party I’ll probably attend, so there’s that.

It’s interesting that this is the time of year when acquaintances (I’m talking about Filipinas here) contact you out of the blue with a hearty Christmas greeting. Followed with “where’s my gift?” At first, I thought it was a joke, but after seeing the behavior repeated numerous times I guess it is just a thing. And I’ve been here long enough now to reject such requests out of hand. Well, unless there’s some quid pro quo involved. One gal I kinda had a crush on when she worked at Cheap Charlies gave the gift solicitation greeting the other day. It had been months since I’d heard from her and there seemed to be some desperation and urgency in this request. She has two kids and no job so I imagine things are tough for her. So, instead of a gift, I offered her a part-time job. Nothing dirty, I’m honestly looking for a replacement for my departed masseuse. Of course, a willingness to provide “extra” services would earn extra pay, but that’s not required. I enjoy a regular massage just fine. Anyway, this gal rejected the offer out of hand. I guess things aren’t as desperate as they appear.

Mary, the 22-year old I met a while back but haven’t seen recently, has also been sending me messages wanting to “get together”. I resisted her entreaties because the few times I’d been with her previously were unsatisfying. Especially the last one. But last night after a few beers in a moment of weakness I messaged her that we could meet at 1 p.m. today. When I woke up this morning and saw she hadn’t responded, I breathed a sigh of relief and messaged her “nevermind”. I was surprised she took it so poorly (she told me she was crying) and reminded her that she had not bothered to confirm our appointment so I had made other plans. See? I’m getting better at this!

I guess my helpers are having some friends over tonight for some food and drinking. I’ll be making myself scarce for that event.

And that’s where things stand with me on this Christmas Eve. Here are some photos from yesterday’s hike you might enjoy (Scott took most of these):

The green line is from my house to where we met up with Scott. I think this is the first time I’ve shown y’all the birds-eye view of the My Bitch trail.
Our Wednesday Walkers this week.
One of our local Dao trees…not the monsters we saw last week on the old Navy base. But give ’em time…
Views from up top…
Mountain views…
I’m guessing regular readers know the name of this one…
Kids being kids…
Heading back down to the valley…
Slow and steady, Scott.
One last look from up high.
I broke out my new trekking pole and it worked just fine.
It didn’t speed me up any though…
Hey, I’ve got cookies to deliver!
She’s one of my regulars and comes running to greet me whenever I’m in the area…
Onward!
Troy and his gal Jessa. Ain’t they sweet?
And that’s it for this gnarly post!

Merry Christmas in advance! Where’s my gift?

Is it a shame or a blessing?

Or both?

My driver called yesterday morning to advise his wife had just died. We were scheduled to make our weekly shopping run and he offered to find someone to send in his place. I told him not to worry about me and wished him the best during this difficult time. Danny’s wife had been ill for quite some time, getting dialysis three times a week and growing weaker and weaker. She was suffering and had no quality of life so perhaps her passing is a blessing. I know Danny is devastated. His daughter lives in Florida and she was coming to see her mother on the 28th. Now she will be here for the funeral. That’s a shame. I recall when my mom was on her deathbed she thanked me for coming home to her. I’d just made it from Korea a few days earlier.

My life goes on though, such as it is. Hiking, darting, and drinking. My health seems to be withstanding that onslaught so far. And I guess my big news is that I have once again broken the 200-pound threshold! I still want to get under 195 before I start getting lazy diet-wise. Really all I’m doing is cutting back on carbs (mostly bread and sweets) and skipping the noontime meal.

I look nothing like I did 5 years ago although I still have a bigger belly than I’d prefer.

I have a singles league match this afternoon. The league seems to be going well thus far and I’m really seeing improvement in the darting skills of a lot of our players. That’s really the purpose of the league so we are off to a good start.

I’m ambivalent about the vaccine. I’ll take it if it makes my life more convenient, especially if it facilitates travel.
I think I’ll have another beer!

Gotta run, those darts ain’t gonna throw themselves.

Santa is a streetwalker

Yesterday’s Candy Run Hash was for all appearances quite a success. Especially if you measure success by the smiles on the faces of the children we encountered. I’ll let the photos do the talking:

Your humble Hares, Pubic Head, and Cum Together are joined by My Boyfriend Sucks Dick for this photo op.
Our urban trail was only 4K in deference to Santa’s advanced years.
Hashers gathering at our meetup location.
Santa to his helper: “sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up”. To which the helper responded: “that’s not a very big subject!”
A group photo of the 39 Hashers in attendance.
And we are On-On!
Making our way through the sometimes narrow streets of Barretto…
Her Hash name is Fuck My Ass. I always ask her what her name is and when she tells me I say “maybe later”. It is a sweet ass though!
Don’t worry, we got your back, Santa.
Candy is dandy!
For the naughty girls on Santa’s list, I suppose…
No child left behind…
Everybody loves Santa.
Gathering for another group shot about halfway through our trek.
A sweet success.
Santa is coming!
Let’s see those smiles!
Something for everyone it seems.
I thought there was no way I’d run out of goodies but here at the end, I was in rationing mode. Luckily I could tell the kids, Santa has candy!
I guess the highlight of the Hash circle was recognizing three birthdays in the Hash tradition. Congrats to Pubic Head, Demolition Derby, and Blow My Pipe.
Afterward, some of us gravitated over to Beach Please, arriving in time for sunset…
And then the sun came up this morning. The circle remains unbroken.

Merry Christmas from the Subic Bay Hash House Harriers!

Bungle in the jungle

Quite the adventure on Friday’s hike. The decision was made to motor out to SBMA (the old Navy base) and hike down to the falls. I’d never been in this area and it is mostly undeveloped and little used. The terrain was very jungle-like and overgrown. There were some HUGE trees, the likes of which I hadn’t seen since visiting Sequoia National Park many years ago. The hiking trails were not in good condition, in many places fallen trees had blocked the path. This required us to either climb over or find a way around, both of which proved easier said than done.

Anyway, the first half of the hike to the falls was quite enjoyable. I always like getting out and seeing new places. The return portion though proved to be a nightmare. Lots of ups and downs, sometimes it felt like we were going in circles. The trail was covered with low-laying vines which tended to get wrapped around your feet and trip you up. That phenomenon was exacerbated as I grew increasingly tired and started dragging my feet with more frequency. Our leaders (i.e. the guys ahead of me on trail, which is pretty much everyone) assured me we were almost there and that this was the last hill. So, I was ready to be done and pushing myself to finish with my dignity intact.

Oh, I didn’t mention the ants, did I? So, we are hiking along and one of the guys in front of me shouts “watch out for the ants!” And right at that moment, I feel several stings on my legs. I reached down to brush them off and got a bite on my hand as well. Damn, I’d never seen ants like these before. Big black ones. There are lots of red ants in the woods here and they’ll give you a good pinch now and then, but nothing like what those black bastards delivered. More like a bee sting. Hurt like hell for a few minutes but no swelling or other residual effects. Hopefully, that ant encounter will remain a once in a lifetime experience.

Apparently, the trail we were taking had been done on a Hash back in 2014. Lots had changed since then I guess. The guys who had been on that run didn’t see much that seemed familiar. And then somehow we lost the trail. It just disappeared into the underbrush I guess (again, I was following so I’m not sure of the hows or whens). We weren’t lost-lost, GPS told us the cars were parked at the top of the hill, less than a kilometer away. And so the decision was made to blaze our way to the top without the benefit of a trail. In retrospect, perhaps that wasn’t the best idea. The brush was heavy and dense. The vines and roots were especially difficult to traverse. To make matters worse, there was a fern-like plant covered in sharp thistles and thorns that would grab a hold of you and not want to let go. I received a lot of new scratches all over my legs from those bastards. Periodically we’d hit a stand of think bamboo with wall-like qualities that forced a retreat and go-around. And just when it seemed the nightmare couldn’t get any worse, it did.

The already steep climb became a cliff face. It appeared to be 10-12 feet high almost straight up. A couple of the guys started climbing up but I knew I didn’t have the upper body strength pulling myself up would require. I was dreading the thought of turning around and going back down through the sticker field, but there was no way I was going to attempt a climb like the one in front of me. Fortunately, one of the guys found a spot where we could climb up diagonally. It was not easy by any means, but it was at least doable.

And then finally we were at the top and made our way to the vehicles without further incident. Stopped into Vasco’s on base for lunch and beers then headed for home. I’d left the house at 0830 and it was almost 3 p.m. when I returned. A LONG hard day for this old man!

I’ve got some photos for you:

A God’s eye view of our hike. It didn’t feel like God was with us though. That squiggly line on the right-hand side was our freelance climb up the final hill. Makes me tired and sore just looking at it.
Our group of hikers for the day, sans Scott who is behind the camera.
The first portion of the hike was on pavement. That was nice…
As usual, I’m bringing up the rear.
This part of SBMA is mostly undeveloped. You can still see vestiges of the old Navy days, like these Quonset huts.
I thought this gigantic dead tree standing was interesting enough to warrant a photo. Little did I know that dead trees falling would be our bane.
To the falls we go!
Norman, a retired Marine who lives on SBMA, joined us for the hike. He proved to be a big help lending me a hand when needed to overcome some of the terrain-related obstacles.
Usually, when we hike we are on well-trod paths. Not so on this one. Made things a lot more difficult.
Getting over one of those fallen trees I mentioned earlier. There were several.
You think this tree is big? You ain’t seen nothin’ yet!
Norman helping the old guy out…
We made it to the falls, such as they were. Was it worth it, Scott?
So now what do we do, Troy?
We’ll find our way back. What could go wrong?
Now THAT’S a tree!
It actually had a tunnel going through the trunk. Not sure if that was a natural phenomenon or not.
Those are some big ass roots! That’s Norman coming through the tunnel.

I didn’t get any shots of the nasty trail-less climb. I needed both hands and all my focus to survive. Sadly, my new trekking pole could not withstand the abuse it endured.

Rest in Peace.
Recuperating after the ordeal at Vasco’s.
And so concludes this jungle post.

Time to get ready for today’s Candy Run Hash.

This is what I’m bringing to share with the kiddles.

We’ve got a nice mostly flat 4K trail we’ll walk and distribute our goodies. Looking forward to the smiles.

Wow, the landscape in this music video looks eerily similar to what it looked like on my hike.

Life intrudes

Sorry for the sporadic posting here of late. Despite my best intentions, my normal schedule has been a bit disrupted. Unfortunately, the blog has borne the brunt of my bad timing failures. I promised a post on Friday’s jungle hike and it’s coming. Tomorrow I hope.

So if I’ve been so busy that I can’t write about life’s intrusions it must be some pretty interesting stuff, right? Well, I’ll let you be the judge of that.

Friday’s hike was long and hard. Once I got home I only had time for a quick nap, a shower, then off to the darts tourney. Finished third.

Saturday morning I walked the trail we are planning for Monday’s Hash (I’m co-Hare for that). When I got home I did a post here about some things that have been on my mind other than the usual walking and drinking shit I write about.

And I used my leftover burrito ingredients to make myself a nacho lunch.

Then I had to prepare myself for an afternoon birthday party here in the neighborhood. By the time I got home, I was in no condition to write anything here.

Here are a few photos from the party:

Heidi’s house is one of the nicest in the neighborhood. We did the party up on the open-air third floor which is set up like a bar/resto.
Ricky, the birthday boy. Well, he turned 50 so boy might be an overstatement.
Amazing views from the deck.
I’m no snob but I found myself looking down on the pool.
The gals in attendance…
And some of us menfolk.
Our hosts grilled up some chicken…
Pasta and other sides…
What’s in the box?
You guessed it–Lechon!

The food was all great, the company and banter were fun, and I wound up having a really nice time. I guess the takeaway feeling I had was a sense of belonging. I feel at home here now. This is my life and I mostly like it.

This morning I woke up a little bit later than usual, walked the dogs, then headed out for a quick breakfast at Jewel Cafe.

I opted for a club sandwich. Hey, it had egg on it so that qualifies as breakfast, right?

After I ate, I met up with my co-Hare, Pubic Head, and we marked our trail for tomorrow’s Hash. This is our annual Candy Run and we’ll be walking the streets of Barretto handing out sweets to the kiddies. And yes, Santa has confirmed he will be joining us for the hike!

Got home, took a nap, showered up, and rushed over to Alley Cats for my Barretto Singles League dart match.

The games were a lot closer than the score would indicate. I was pleased though to have thrown some pretty consistently good darts.

On the way home after the match, I popped into The Pub restaurant and ordered me up some Korean style chicken wings to go. Had a beer and a nice chat with the owner, John Kim.

The wings aren’t technically on the menu, you have to ask for them. John says he tries to update the menu every couple of months based on what’s popular. I’m going to have to ask for some bulgogi next time I think.
Chicken and broccoli, how can you go wrong with that?

So that’s what’s been intruding on my blogging time. I appreciate your indulgence. I’m going to do my best to get the jungle post done in the morning before the Hash.

See you then!

Living, learning, looking back

That’s my life. And upon reflection, it’s good. Not all good and not all the time, but better than I might have hoped for. Or perhaps deserved. So, what triggered my bout of self-analysis to reach these not so profound conclusions? I blame the internet. Here’s what happened:

A question was posed on Quora: “What is something you wish you had known sooner?” And this was the featured answer:


I’m 77. I created four successful businesses, married two beautiful women (one at a time) have two great sons, and retired at 49. My life has been full. And it really doesn’t matter – none of it. I wish I’d known that in the beginning – that it all wouldn’t matter. I beat myself up most of my life trying to accomplish success and I could have had a much easier time of it. I was chasing someone else’s dream, not mine. No 14 hour days, six days out of the week. No heart attacks. No ulcers. No enemies. I could have learned the piano, painted, sculpted, read more books, learned to dance the salsa, had more dogs. At the end of life, and mine is just around the corner, the important stuff is the stuff I didn’t have time for. I can’t speak for all wealthy people, but the ones I know are pretty damn empty. We come into the world naked and we leave pretty much the same way – and there are no “Mulligans”. If you don’t get it right the first time, too bad for you. I’m too old to climb the mountains I always wanted to climb, too old to buy a dog, too old to learn to surf, too old to learn the piano. All the good stuff is behind me. Don’t get stuck in a life that isn’t yours.

Damn. Well, I’m happy to report that I don’t feel that way about my life. I don’t know that I ever really had much of a plan–I just went with the flow and it led me to this here and now. At 65 I may still have a few adventures ahead of me but I don’t expect there will be any life-changing events in store. It is what it is and I’m content to ride it out to its natural conclusion. Granted, I’m in no hurry to get to the end of days but you never know what’s left. I’m certainly not going to waste time wishing for something else.

Okay, maybe that’s not entirely true. Sometimes when I am trying to ease myself into sleep mode I’ll engage in some fantasizing. No, not THAT kind, I can always pay to make those come true! I mean the fantasy of going back in time, knowing what I know now, and reliving my life accordingly. I usually imagine returning to various decision points in the past and deciding to do something different. For example, in my do-over life perhaps I’d enlist in the Army after high school. That’s something I never even considered at the time seeing as how I’d just managed to avoid being drafted. But who knows where that might have led me? One thing is for sure, in all these fantasies I end up rich beyond imagination–I’m buying all those IPO tech stocks like Microsoft, Google, and Apple!

So, while I’m in this mode of thinking about altering the past I happen upon an article in The New Yorker “What If You Could Do It All Over?”. Hmm, it seems my fantasy is actually quite popular!


“The thought that I might have become someone else is so bland that dwelling on it sometimes seems fatuous,” the literary scholar Andrew H. Miller writes, in “On Not Being Someone Else: Tales of Our Unled Lives” (Harvard). Still, phrased the right way, the thought has an insistent, uncanny magnetism. Miller’s book is, among other things, a compendium of expressions of wonder over what might have been. Miller quotes Clifford Geertz, who, in “The Interpretation of Cultures,” wrote that “one of the most significant facts about us may finally be that we all begin with the natural equipment to live a thousand kinds of life but end in the end having lived only one.” He cites the critic William Empson: “There is more in the child than any man has been able to keep.” We have unlived lives for all sorts of reasons: because we make choices; because society constrains us; because events force our hand; most of all, because we are singular individuals, becoming more so with time. “While growth realizes, it narrows,” Miller writes. “Plural possibilities simmer down.” This is painful, but it’s an odd kind of pain—hypothetical, paradoxical. Even as we regret who we haven’t become, we value who we are. We seem to find meaning in what’s never happened. Our self-portraits use a lot of negative space…

We may imagine specific unlived lives for ourselves, as artists, or teachers, or tech bros; I have a lawyer friend whose alternate self owns a bar in Red Hook. Or we may just be drawn to possibility itself, as in the poem “The Road Not Taken”: when Robert Frost tells us that choosing one path over the other made “all the difference,” it doesn’t matter what the difference is. Carl Dennis’s poem “The God Who Loves You” tries to make that difference concrete. Dennis poses a question to his protagonist, a middle-aged real-estate agent: “What would have happened / Had you gone to your second choice for college”? A different roommate, a different spouse, a different job: could it all have added up to “a life thirty points above the life you’re living / On any scale of satisfaction”? Only “the god who loves you” knows for sure. It’s an unsettling thought; Dennis suggests that we pity that all-knowing god, “pacing his cloudy bedroom, harassed by alternatives / You’re spared by ignorance.”

Swept up in our real lives, we quickly forget about the unreal ones. Still, there will be moments when, for good or for ill, we feel confronted by our unrealized possibilities; they may even, through their persistence, shape us. Practitioners of mindfulness tell us that we should look away, returning our gaze to the actual, the here and now. But we might have the opposite impulse, as Miller does. He wants us to wander in the hall of mirrors—to let our imagined selves “linger longer and say more.” What can our unreal selves say about our real ones?

Their mere presence in our minds may reveal something about how we live: “Unled lives are a largely modern preoccupation,” Miller writes. It used to be that, for the most part, people lived the life their parents had, or the one that the fates decreed. Today, we try to chart our own courses. The difference is reflected in the stories we tell ourselves. In the Iliad, Achilles chooses between two clearly defined fates, designed by the gods and foretold in advance: he can either fight and die at Troy or live a long, boring life. (In the end, he chooses to fight.) But the world in which we live isn’t so neatly organized. Achilles didn’t have to wonder if he should have been pre-med or pre-law; we make such decisions knowing that they might shape our lives…

Sorry for the long excerpt, but I found the article quite fascinating. Give it a read if you are so inclined.

This got me thinking about those crossroads and decision points I’ve encountered in my own life. The big ones that changed everything like deciding NOT to give my firstborn up for adoption or leaving my Amerian life and making the move to Korea. And the subtle ones, like walking into a bar in Flagstaff, Arizona, that put me on the road to where I am today. Would I change those decisions knowing what I know now? How could I? It would mean losing all that makes me who and what I am. I’ve come up with a workaround in my fantasies to avoid that pitfall; I basically create an alternate universe and my “real” life in this one is unaffected by any changes I pursue in the new universe. Yeah, I have WAY too much time on my hands, don’t I?

So much for looking back, let’s move on to learning. Obviously, I’m an old dog so what new tricks are out there for me to learn? But once again, the internet is here to save the day. Thanks to Althouse I learned a little about Saint Peter Damian, someone I had heretofore never heard of:


“[H]e introduced a more-severe discipline, including the practice of flagellation… Another innovation was that of the daily siesta… Peter often condemned philosophy. He claimed that the first grammarian was the Devil, who taught Adam to decline deus in the plural. He argued that monks should not have to study philosophy, because Jesus did not choose philosophers as disciples, and so philosophy is not necessary for salvation.” 

My big takeaway from the above was that Satan was the first grammarian. Which is why we say “the devil is in the details”, right Kevin Kim?

Doing the devil’s work they are!

That’s enough learning for one day I think. So that leaves living.

And without sustenance, life is not possible. I ordered a chicken salad at Palm Tree and it came out looking like this. Pretty shocking, right? But even though I’d never seen a salad drawn and quartered like that, it proved to be quite tasty. I was also impressed that they served it with a whole bottle of ranch dressing instead of the tiny cups I’m used to.
Living large sometimes includes dining at home. It had been a while since I made up a batch of burritos. I’m not one to brag, but damn, they were tasty!

Living a healthy life means taking appropriate steps to avoid viral diseases.

I’m by no means an anti-vaxxer, but I have some questions about this one. The kill rate of COVID is so minuscule that I fear the vaccine may be more deadly. Still, I’ll get the damn shot if it restores my freedom to travel.

Speaking of COVID, where did that killer virus originate?

Bought and paid for. And yes, politics are part of life although I’m trying very hard to make their part in mine as small as possible.
Yeah, throughout my life the most meaningful moments have been the people I’ve met along the way.

And despite the inevitable ups and downs that come with living, you’ve got to keep your sense of humor and have some laughs. Luckily, I’m a very punny guy!

Don’t worry, be happy!

So, there you have it. Living, learning, and looking back. A philosophy for a lifetime.

At least until the end of days.

Alright, I’ve got that out of my system. We’ll get back to normal around here tomorrow with a report of yesterday’s crazy hike in the jungle. It was a path I should not have taken.


Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

–Robert Frost

Step by step

Thursday is one of my solitary walking days and I usually try to step it up so to speak and make it a long one. Well, long being a relative term. I’m no Kevin Kim after all.

Anyway, to change it up a little and make it a bit more interesting (for me at least) I decided that I would take a photo in 1000 step increments. Whatever I happened to see wherever I happened to be when I hit that marker. Not really difficult as depending on terrain I am pretty consistent in walking 1000 steps every ten minutes. So, it was just a matter of glancing at my watch and checking my Fitbit, then pulling out the phone and snapping a picture. Here’s how it turned out:

The first step.
1000 steps.
2000 steps.
3000 steps.
4000 steps.
5000 steps.
6000 steps.
7000 steps.
8000 steps.
9000 steps.
10,000 steps.
11,000 steps.
12,000 steps.
13,000 steps
14,000 steps.
15,000 steps
16,000 steps
Last step.
Home sweet home
Tired yet?

Yeah, I’m usually an 8K kinda guy. No mountains to climb today though made it easier to put in some extra distance. Anyway, it was kinda fun to anticipate where I’d be when it was time for the next photo op.

Best of all, I remembered how to get home!

I can’t remember where I heard that before.

Anyway, that’s about it from here. Oh, I don’t think I mentioned that I sold my first pot of chili. The Hasher (Preying Mantis) that always gets takeout for her husband when I make a batch for the Hash asked if I’d make a pot of chili for them. Turns out they live on a sailboat and are going to be taking a cruise this week. I guess my chili is going along to provide nourishment on the trip. I only charged her the 500 pesos it cost me for the ingredients but it’s kinda cool having people willing to pay for anything I cook.

That’s Preying Mantis kneeling in white on the right. She’s gotta be close to six feet tall. I find her quite attractive for a married woman. Alas, she only loves my chili!

See, I found an opportunity to share a gratuitous photo of the female Hashers (Gash) at their Christmas party. You’re welcome.

Remember the Ringwraiths!

One of my old smartass putdowns when arguing was that “I’ve forgotten more than you’ll ever know”. I fear that it may actually be coming true, at least the forgetting part. It goes beyond mere absent-mindedness; today I walked out for my hike and forgot to put on my hat. To make that failure even worse, I had gone upstairs earlier for the specific purpose of getting the ballcap I’d forgotten earlier. Took a pee and forgot the hat again.

But what really bothers me is the parts of my life that are just fading away. Last night laying in bed and waiting for sleep to overtake me I started thinking back to my youth on Milton Avenue in Westminster, California. Heh, I remember my address (13892) but what about the friends I grew up with? I remembered some of them, like Rod McClanahan and Darrol McCue who lived on my street. There were other buddies too that I can vaguely recall but some have fallen into a black hole. I remember I drove a friend’s sports car through a brick wall. Yeah, I was high or drunk. Or both.

The car looked like this before the accident. I remember it was a Triumph TR4 but I don’t remember the owner’s name.

There were a lot of empty spots like that in my memory and I found it disconcerting. So it was rather surprising when I got a message from my high school buddy Rod Headlee this morning:


Do you remember who the members of the Ringwraiths softball team were the year we won the championship game two to one?

Are you kidding me? That would have been 1974 and I honestly hadn’t thought of those guys since the turn of the century. [UPDATE: 2010 anyway] Coincidentally, some of the names would have been the same ones I couldn’t remember from the night before. I remembered playing softball of course and our team name but had no recollection of our championship season.

Now, Rod and I are Facebook friends. But his message this morning was the first time I’d heard from him in three years. Last time I saw Rod and his wife Pat was back on New Year’s Day in 2012 on his sailboat in North Carolina. Yep, they live on the boat most of the time and travel the world from their West Coast base. Not bad for a guy who’s a couple of years older than me. Anyway, his message today out of the blue took me aback. And after I confessed I couldn’t really remember more than a couple of the players, I asked how he was doing. He responded that he had some plumbing to do and would get back to me later. Maybe another three years?

And as if to underscore the point I’m attempting to make with this post (and which I might have forgotten by now) I did a quick search of my blog archives and found this post from 2010 featuring this photograph:

No, I didn’t remember ever posting about the Ringwraiths until now. But this has triggered some memories. Back row: #66 is Jim Meehan, #13 is Rod Headlee, #6 is Larry Raemakers. Front row: #12 Paul Martin, next to him Dutch something or other, Chuck Martin, don’t recall #24, #35 is Doug Price and #22 is my brother Keith.
Oh, and that handsome #7 looks awfully familiar…

So, I don’t know whether I should feel good about remembering some more names after seeing the photo or not. The “Dutch” guy was my pot supplier and my first wife’s ex-boyfriend. It’s scary to me though that I don’t recall my old post or the fact that we were league champions.

Rod also reminded me that we attended a massive outdoor rock concert that year called California Jam.

I don’t really remember this either. But in my defense, I was very likely stoned out of my mind at the time.

Oh well, this has been an interesting trip (and fall) down memory lane. At least for me. I forgot I’m writing for an audience that probably gave up on this post after the first paragraph. If you are still here, thank you for your indulgence!

As bad as I may be, at least I’m not China’s bitch.

Or puppet as it were.

Now if I could only figure out how to lose the bad memories.

Take the high ground

I didn’t, I took the short cut. One climb on yesterday’s Hash was enough for me and my tired lungs. I felt a little bad about it though because I had a passel of newbies following me and when I pointed out the trail leading up the mountain and encouraged them to go forward they all declined and played it safe with me. So, we had a flat but boring highway walk to the On-Home at Hunter’s Jo Inn. Here are some photos from my abbreviated hike:

And we are On-On! I wasn’t necessarily born to follow but I do recognize the benefits of being, um, behind.
Across the rice paddy. I like how one gal is looking left and the other right. But there ain’t no dry way around it…
Another way to look at it.
Hello, my friend.
Leading the group through what turned out to be our only climb of the day.
Through a mango grove…
Country road, take me On-Home…
A message from the Hare…
Youngun’s frolicking.
Through the narrow streets of a village…
Over a bridge…
…and over another.
Back On-Home and Snap-On Jarhead demonstrates how to quench a thirst…
This is why you don’t wear new shoes to the Hash…
We initiated two new virgins into the kennel…
And celebrated a birthday in the Hash traditional manner…
I had a craving for some French food, so after the Hash, I enjoyed a ham and cheese croissant at Sit-n-Bull
After eating, I joined up with a group of Hashers hanging out on the rooftop at BarCelona.
The Gash were out in force as well…
Now, this was kind of a surprise…the woman on the right is a Hasher named Black and Dick Her. That’s her daughter on the left who was our waitress at BarCelona.

And so ended another Hash Monday. Next week, I’ll be a Hare along with Pubic Head for the annual Candy Run. We are plotting a 4-5K stroll through the streets of Barretto handing out candy (and cookies!) to the kids. Rumor has it that Santa Claus himself may be joining in on the fun!

This post was a little rough around the edges but I hope you enjoyed it anyway.

E mansion nation

A quick report on the birthday celebration I had the pleasure to attend yesterday, then I’m off to another Hash Monday.

A pleasant and uneventful trip out to San Antonio. It’s actually a pretty small town, nice enough I suppose but I think I’d be bored there. Close to the beaches but not conveniently close. Anyway, it’s where our host has chosen to live and my oh my, he is living large. One of the biggest houses I’ve visited and quite luxurious. Just him and the wife so I guess they have the room to avoid each other should they ever feel the need.

Anyway, the party was quite nice with plenty of food, snacks, sweets, and of course, beer. Lechon, a traditional Filipino favorite, was the featured meat selection. Plenty of other tasty side dishes for any Muslims in attendance. There appeared to be fifty or so people gathered but the only ones I knew were the host and the folks I brought with me. After a couple of hours, the karaoke machine was fired up and I was compelled to do my traditional rendition of “I started a joke”. I received a polite round of applause when I finished but perhaps significantly, was not asked to do an encore performance. Suits me!

Here are some photos:

Lechon is a roasted pig.
Smile for the camera! Thanks for giving us your all…
I got excited when I saw this fruit salad. Alas, it was made with cool whip, not sour cream. Plus, it was still frozen.
Gary honors the birthday girl and recognizes Jim who was also celebrating a birthday yesterday.
Some of the guests sitting under the HUGE pavilion in Gary’s backyard.
The pool was popular with the kids…
Scott was behaving himself. No really, he was!
The Blessed Virgin Mother kept watch over us all from her perch in the yard.
Let them eat cake!
Hanging out and drinking beer. Does it get any better than that?
Another view of the pool.

A good afternoon of something a little different. It was fun.

I came across another Charles Bukowski quote this morning:

I’m just Biden my time.
Perhaps this is an example of what Bukowski was talking about…

Anyway, I’ve got other things I can think about. Like how fucked up will the trail be this week. Stay tuned!

Born free

A morning post today necessitated by my taking a trip out to San Antonio in a bit. No, not the one in Texas, the original one right here in Zambales.

This should help you get your bearings. It’s about a 45-minute drive from Barretto.

And why am I making this journey? Because I got invited to a birthday party. For someone I’ve never even met.

I’m told that’s her upfront on the left. Turning 30. Has a boyfriend. Oh well.

Gary (Flaming Asshole), a fellow Hasher, extended the invite to the event being held at his residence. Several of us are coming out from Barretto to crash the party. I’m sure we’ll find a way to make it fun. Or get drunk trying! No worries, I’m having my driver take us so we won’t be breaking any laws. Full report tomorrow.

Last night saw me take third place at the darts tourney. A little disappointing in that my partner is one of the top players here but we both just couldn’t put it together for some reason. Well, that’s darts I suppose.

After darts, I popped into Mango’s. Was quite surprised at my reception after having been gone a week. The manager greeted me at the door and said she had been concerned about me. The bartender/waitress was practically ecstatic that I was back. Ah, nothing like a hero’s welcome to make you feel special. I ordered up my favorite dish–grilled pork chops. After eating, the cook came out to say hello too. I complimented the meal and said his chops were much better than the ones I got next door at Palm Tree. Oops, let the cat out of the bag. Oh well. Actually, I did tell the manager that the view had been the draw for me and the floating island had destroyed that. Nothing she can do about it of course.

Ah, that tasty goodness!

Woke up to another fine morning.

A nice way to start the day.
Took my morning walk along Baloy beach.

Now it’s time to shower up and get ready for my journey. Let me leave you with a bit of political talk concerning our incoming President, aka China’s bitch.

Funny how that works.
If Time magazine were honest. Heh, that’s like saying if your aunt had balls she’d be your uncle. Hmm, my dad used to say that but I guess given that women can have balls these day it hasn’t aged well. Never mind.

Alright, that’s enough of this nonsense. Thanks for dropping by!

The way it is

I may be your destiny, but you are not my meant to be.

A Filipina’s words upon meeting me for the first time.

That was a pretty sweet rejection though. Painfully honest, but sweet. And life goes on.

A second-place finish in the darts tournament last night. The champions were far superior to me and my partner talent-wise, so I actually felt pretty good about them being the only team to beat us. Which they did twice. Like a drum.

I was feeling hungry after darts so I popped into a place called The Pub for some takeout. I’m not sure why I don’t come here more often, the food has always been quite good on my previous visits. Well, I guess it is because they don’t have outside seating as I prefer and they are not vape friendly indoors. It’s owned by a guy named John Kim, a Korean-American. The menu is varied but has a few Korean style dishes. I’d been jonesing for that crispy fried chicken I used to eat in Seoul, especially after a night out drinking.

I wasn’t disappointed. Yum!

In other news, I received my first ever Facebook fact check. Such an honor!


Missing Context
The same information was checked in another post by independent fact-checkers.
See Why

I mean, it is an actual Biden quote, but the “fact-checkers” say it was taken out of context and that he didn’t really have a fraud organization. Yeah, I get it and I understand it was the dementia talking. I honestly don’t care, I just wanted to keep the Facebook goons busy. Mission accomplished!

I also saw this on Facebook and I thought it sums up the current situation in the USA quite nicely:

Nope. Time for a big dose of your own medicine.

And then Facebook gave me a big kick in the nuts with today’s memories.

Back in 2012, this was my South Carolina life with Jee Yeun. I thought it would never end, at least until I did.

Oh well. All things must pass I suppose.

How about some photos from yesterday’s hike? We set out to do the portion of Monday’s Hash trail we didn’t do on Monday. Unfortunately, I didn’t make it to the end with the rest of the guys. Having some lung issues lately and the uphills are more difficult than ever. I just ran out of gas and didn’t have another climb left in me. Here’s the part I did manage: (credit to Scott for most of these)

That’s me arriving at our Barretto High School meetup location.
My hiking compadres for the day–Scott, Dan, Jim, and Troy.
Hung out to dry.
“Daddy, are they crazy?” Why yes, yes they are!
Up what seemed to be an endless flight of stairs…
Too late to turn back now.
And then the steps turned to bags. Upward and onward!
Still going up but I like it better than the stairs…
Mountain living. I really don’t know how they do it.
Slowly but surely.
A brief respite before the final push to the top.
Up we go.
I think I can, I think I can…
Water view.
And of course, Easter mountain.
Monday’s run was #1422.
And so concludes another hiking post.

More to come. If and when it happens!

What a spectacle

Bullshit! If I didn’t look back, what would I have to blog about?

Take yesterday for instance. Pretty ordinary as days go in my so-called life. Well, I did do something for the first time ever.

Baby back ribs in the crockpot ready for their slow journey to goodness.

Yeah, yeah. I’ve done ribs that way lots of times. And I usually make cornbread to go along with them. But this time I added a new ingredient to the cornbread for the first time in my life. I honestly believe I’ve never actually eaten cornbread made this way although I gather it is not unusual. So what I did was I dumped a can of whole kernel corn into the mix, after draining of course.

It didn’t make much difference in appearance after baking. I guess those little craters are a bit unusual. The texture was definitely different though. Chewier is the best description I can think of. They tasted fine but truthfully I didn’t think the corn added much to the overall flavor. I also added some honey for sweetness enhancement, but I’ve done that before.
Dinner is served.

The other thing that differentiated yesterday from most days was that I made a rare trip to the mall. It’s always a bit of a pain in the ass but with these pandemic bullshit measures in place, I’d rather not be bothered. Still, sometimes necessity calls for action. I had broken my eyeglass frames the other day and my backup pair had rendered me nearly blind as some cloud-like substances had formed on the lenses and couldn’t be cleaned off. The optometrist said it was the coating that had deteriorated. My old frames couldn’t be repaired either.

New glasses were in my future and my future was now. I picked out some frames and sat for the examination. Turns out my old prescription still gives me 20/20 vision, although I’m ready to give 2021 a try. I did ask if the lenses from my broken glasses could be salvaged and was very happy that a pair of frames that fit the lens was available. Man, what a difference it made putting on spectacles that actually corrected my vision again. A good thing too because my new pair won’t be ready for at least a week.

Oh, and another pleasant surprise was that I didn’t need to wear my face shield or fill out the contact tracing paperwork to enter the mall! It pisses me off that Royal still requires that when I go grocery shopping. I guess I’ll call it progress though.

I’ll take care of my health, you take care of yours. Thank you very much.

This morning I walked past the local high school and this signage caught my eye for some reason.

I think they must have been trying too hard to make this idea work. How exactly do you advocate time? I do agree that students and teachers should strive to remain conscious though. Makes learning so much easier!

Anyway, I’ll let that piece of work speak for itself as a commentary on the quality of public education here in the PI.

Speaking of high school, back in my youth I had visions of perhaps making journalism my career. I chose a life of government service instead, although I guess now you can’t differentiate between the two as the press has gone all-in to support the deep state. These days I spend my time inflicting pain via kickass puns. I guess you might say I’m a pun dent. Ouch!

Okay, now this is actually funny. At least to us old-timers.

I reckon we’ve looked back enough for one day. I’ve got a dart tourney to attend to now.