Getting high in Barretto

About as high as you can get legally, anyway. I’m talking about the Central Park Reef Hotel’s rooftop restaurant/bar and pool. I rarely venture up there because it is a little too touristy for my tastes, but I’ve got to admit, the view made it all worthwhile. Well, the view and the company. Yes, Swan joined me for the evening out, and she professed to have had a good time.

Of course, things rarely go as planned, and I hadn’t planned on there being an all-day power outage. My electric company chose yesterday to trim away all the tree branches that might impede the power lines as we move into the rainy and windy season of the year. Yes, it was scheduled maintenance, but I somehow missed the announcement. When I returned home from my standard solo Thursday walk, I found myself in the dark, so to speak. No electricity means no water pump, resulting in the inability to shower (or flush the toilet). Ah, well, that’s what cologne is for, right?

So, I met up with Swan at the corner near her current and my future residence, and we walked together to Central Park. It was Swan’s first visit and I was glad to share the experience with her.

Swan taking in the view
I love the infinity pool
Another angle on infinity
A look in the other direction
The National Highway in Barretto. Not sure why this photo came out so damn bright.
A peek (peak?) at Easter Mountain
Our appetizers–calamari and quesadilla. I don’t think I’ve ever had a quesadilla quite so spicy, but it was very tasty.
I was surprised when an acquaintance named Bruce arrived. He came alone for the change of scenery, and of course, I invited him to join us. This is just one of those places I would never think to come to alone, but it was good to see him.
A lonely vessel in the bay
The sun went down without coloring the cloudy skies, but the view was still enjoyable.
The lights of the city, such as they are

The Central Park rooftop area is well-appointed and has a pleasant ambiance.

I always enjoy taking a gander at this 1958 Corvette. That’s the same model Lucifer drove in his hit Netflix series.

When the time came to depart the hotel, we weren’t quite done with rooftops. Next stop, BarCelona.

It was a quiet night on the town in Barretto
A view of the Central Park Reef from our new vantage point

After a couple more beers, we shared a trike back to Alta Vista. Dropped Swan off at her place and said our goodnight. If you are reading between the lines, yes, I am smitten. But I also know it is still too soon for her, and I just need to bide my time in the friend zone. I’m okay with that; I enjoy having some company occasionally that I don’t have to pay for when I’m out and about.

Here are some photos from my morning walk I like:

A little over 7K all told
Nighttime rain and morning sprinkles
On my way for a closer look
Sometimes the poverty of my neighbors leaves me feeling blue.
How now, carabao?
Muddy waters as seen from Bridge #4
“Downtown” San Isidro
The Vikings have landed!
The water was a little clearer at Bridge #1
I like this tree for some reason
A final river shot from the National Highway bridge

You are welcome to Relive the hike if you are so inclined:

Stay tuned for more adventures from the old man living in the best damn retirement community ever! I will forego the SOB tonight and spend the time in the company of Kim at Whiskey Girl. Hey, she asked me to come, and I always appreciate an invite. I am going to surprise her with a batch of brownies. And yes, some lady drinks to wash them down.

A diamond of a morning
Waked me an hour too soon;
Dawn had taken in the stars
And left the faint white moon.
O white moon, you are lonely,
It is the same with me,
But we have the world to roam over,
Only the lonely are free.
--Sara Teasdale

Welcome to the Club!

The Wednesday Walkers (all three of us) invaded Morocco yesterday.

Under threatening skies, a low turnout for the group hike yesterday allowed us to use Scott’s vehicle for transport to the Cawag barangay in Subic, an area we only have the opportunity to hike once a year or so. That’s long enough ago to render all the sights almost new again. The rain held off until we had finished what turned out to be a very pleasant 8K walk in and around the Club Morocco subdivision. One of the interesting aspects of this area for me is that the developer, Santa Lucia Homes, is also the founder of my neighborhood, Alta Vista. The big difference, though, is that Alta Vista is a boom town with lots selling fast and ongoing construction taking place on almost every street. Not so in Club Morocco, where the wide streets remain nearly empty year after year. I can only attribute this sad state to the fact that while it has similar bay views and mountain vistas, it is isolated and inconvenient to access. Before moving to the PI, I looked at a house in Club Morocco that was amazing but would have meant I’d need a car to leave the neighborhood and would not have easy access to the bar life in Barretto. No, thank you!

Here are some photos from our excursion yesterday:

The way we done it
You guys comin’?
The way ahead
Our path took us behind the Keppel Shipyard
I snapped this shot of Snake Island in the bay, and then…
…five minutes later, we encountered this dead snake on our trail. Some internet sleuthing revealed it to be a Paradise Tree Snake. We rarely encounter any snakes or wildlife during our hikes, but it is a good reminder that they are out there.
Passing through a small fishing village
Living the hill dweller lifestyle
Friendly natives
The day’s first cookie delivery
Yes, that is where we are.
Or, more specifically, this resort. Open but empty. I got a Stephen King novel vibe about the place.
Checking out the bloomers
And then onto the empty streets of Club Morocco
A river runs through it
Despite the subdivision being 80% empty, it has a far larger and much nicer community center/clubhouse than the one in Alta Vista.
We had a bit of trouble finding access to the beach; the subdivision overlords had fenced it off.
Beach walkin’
These locals were a bit TOO friendly…drunk in the morning and wanting engage us in idle chit-chat. We eventually got away when one of the little old ladies told the menfolk to leave us alone.
A shelter from the storm. Unless it was a storm that brought big waves.
A residence accessed by boat
I’ve seen cleaner beaches
I have no idea what this is all about…
That’s enough beach for one day.
Another settlement in the middle of nowhere
There is something to be said for making the best of what you have in life
There is always beauty to be found
So open your eyes and enjoy it!
Back on the lonely streets of Club Morocco
This subdivision section near the bay was the only densely populated area we saw in Club Morocco.
Back at the car. Where’s Scott?
Ah, here he comes!

A good day to be out and about! Feel free to Relive it here if you are so inclined:

Very rare to have a walk end on the exact number of kilometers.

The nighttime version of my life included the Wednesday Hideaway feeding.

Featuring roast chicken, fried chicken, and meats on a stick
Joy poking the pork in…
I changed things up and made cupcakes for dessert last night.

After the feeding, I moved on to Voodoo to use my 500 peso voucher. I managed to spend 400 before I left. I also got overcharged for a lady drink I didn’t buy. Stupid to lose a customer like me for a measly 170 pesos, but I guess now I know what I’m worth.

I finished up at Wet Spot and used a “buy one, get one” coupon while waiting for my take-out dinner from Sit-n-Bull to be delivered. Home stuffing my face with a cheeseburger before eight and in bed by nine. That’s how I rock my retirement years!

Tonight I’m supposed to take Swan to dinner on the roof of the Capital Reef Hotel. We’ll see how that goes. Full report tomorrow!

There is both power and freedom in those words!

Wheelin’ and dealin’

As Tuesdays go, yesterday was a pretty good one. It started out in the usual way with my grocery shopping expedition to the Royal Duty-Free supermarket. My usual low expectations were certainly met with the typical “out of stock” disappointments. This is the Philippines, after all, and so sometimes you just have to laugh.

50% off you say? What a steal at only $2.35! Especially when the regular price is twice that much at $3.35! Oh, wait a minute…

The day’s big event was meeting up with the landlord to sign a lease for my future residence. I’ll be staying in Alta Vista, the nicest subdivision in town, and I’m happy about that. The house needs a good bit of renovation work, so my move-in date won’t occur until October 1. Under the terms of our agreement, I paid a two-month security deposit and four months’ advance rent. This gives the landlord the funds she needs to have the necessary repairs completed. Those include cabinets in the kitchen, aircon in the bedrooms, water heaters for the showers, and some basic furnishings.

We’ve agreed on a monthly rent of 38,000 pesos (around $750.) which is only 3000 more than I currently pay for a much smaller place. Now, I’ve just got to break the news to my current landlord. He’s a great guy, and I feel bad about not fulfilling the lease terms, but I don’t want to miss this opportunity. I suspect I’ll be forced to forfeit my two-month deposit, but hopefully, if I find someone to move here when I leave, it will soften the blow. We shall see.

After completing the deal, I returned home in a celebratory mood. Since it was still too early to drink, I fired up the grill.

And slapped on a couple of ribeye steaks
You have to be mindful of the flames caused by the dripping juices and move the steaks around. I was successful in that endeavor for the most part yesterday.
Steak on a plate
And that’s close enough to perfect for me

I had asked Swan if she wanted to join me on the rooftop of the Capital Reef Hotel but never got a definitive answer. I am firmly in the mode of not pushing her as she works through her grief, so I went with option B–my old standby of drinking alone. I set out for town at beer o’clock without a particular destination in mind and wound up making Cheap Charlies my first stop. I didn’t stay long–a round of lady drinks for my regular crew and a couple beers for me and I was ready to move on.

I was going to check out the newly redesigned Mugshots Bar (added a pool table and dart board). The manager was out front and told me, “Come on in, Mae is working here again!” Hmm, I had met Mae on my first visit several months ago and had seen her outside of work a couple of times. I finally blocked her on social media because of her incessant begging. Nope, sorry, not interested in becoming reacquainted with that one. Of course, I didn’t tell the manager that. Instead, I said, “Some other time,” and walked on.

I had my next beer at Blue Butterfly but just wasn’t feeling the vibe there, so it was one and done. Next up was Bar Barretto, another bar I very rarely visit. I went in yesterday because Jen, the cuddler who used to work at Whiskey Girl, told me she took a job at BB. Jen wasn’t there yet when I first arrived, so I just sat at the bar and enjoyed a cold San Mig Zero. And then I got a message from Lydell asking me to visit Snackbar. Hmm.

My ex had invited me earlier, and I did not respond. The last three times she invited me to visit her there, she ignored me, which honestly hurt my feelings. I resolved not to play the Lucy and Charlie Brown football kick trick game again. On the other hand, Lydell’s invitation seemed sincere, so I messaged her I would try and come by later. Then Jen arrived at work, so I bought her a lady drink before I departed.

As I was walking down the highway on the way to Snackbar and across the street from Sloppy Joe’s, someone called out to me. It was Swan. I waved back, and she pointed up to the roof of the nearby Capital Reef Hotel. I shrugged and gestured to the effect that “I tried.” and then kept walking. We chatted this morning and made plans to do the rooftop on Thursday, so it’s all good.

I arrived at Snackbar, and the place was more crowded than usual. The ex was sitting at a table with several other customers but did come and greet me and asked me to be the music DJ later. Then she rejoined her table, and I became invisible again. Instead of feeling bad, I laughed at myself for being such a putz. My mistake has been thinking that she sees me as anything other than a customer. Just because I thought we’d always have a special friendship doesn’t make it so; that takes two. And I do want to emphasize that I’m not blaming the ex here for anything–she’s entitled to feel what she feels. My reactions to her honest display of a lack of caring do not reflect on her. You’d think a man of my age and experience would know better, but damn, I can really be dense when it comes to matters of the heart.

As I said though, I didn’t let it bum me out. I bought Lydell and Rose lady drinks, had a couple of beers, and then decided there were other places I’d rather be. Memories can take the joy out of drinking, so why risk it? I paid my tab and left. The ex messaged me later and apologized for not having the opportunity to tell me goodbye. I told her it was no problem and I meant it.

Now what? Well, the nearest bar I liked was Whiskey Girl, and I recalled having a 500 peso voucher to use before Friday. I hadn’t been to WG for a couple of weeks and was surprised at how crowded it was. I found a seat in the back that suited me, handed my coupon to the waitress, and ordered a beer. The waitress returned a few minutes later, saying my voucher was for Voodoo, not Whiskey Girl. Oops! I checked my pocket and saw my WG coupon was a “buy a lady drink, get a customer drink” variety. Okay, I can make that work.

In fact, there was a GRO named Kim hovering around next to me. She asked if I remembered her, and I honestly told her I did not. Kim told me she used to work a Queen Victoria, another bar I hadn’t been to for months. So, I invited her to join me and bought a lady drink with my coupon. And I was quite surprised at how much fun Kim was to chat and laugh with. Cute as a bug and quite a snuggler, too.

Nice to see you again, Kim!

We are also now friends on Facebook.

Twenty-five years old, one kid.

And yes, that’s the pathetic state of my life–I’m excited about meeting a new bargirl buddy to drink with. She did express an interest in hiking, though, so we may have something else in common to share. And even if we don’t, I won’t care. Things are what they are, and I’m going with the flow.

The river flows, it flows to the sea
Wherever that river goes, that's where I want to be
Flow, river flow, let your waters wash down, 
Take me from this road to some other town.
Just a Tolkien of my esteem

I still can’t drive 55

But I can Hare it! Yesterday was run #1555 of the Subic Bay Hash House Harriers, and it was my honor to help lay the trail. Seeing as how I was born in 1955, it was a blessing to still have the stamina and ability to do three moderate climbs on a 6K trek.

The path we set for the Kennel to follow. That purple line is the way of the short cutters.
My fellow Hare, Blow My Pipe

I had my hands full with powder and chalk, but here are a couple of the scenic shots I managed to take while marking the trail:

There was Easter Mountain, of course
The Subic side of town
And the beloved Barrio Barretto
And a beef stew lunch at Johansson’s when the work was done.

I went home, showered and changed, then headed back to the VFW for the 2 p.m. start and provided last-minute guidance and instructions for the group.

The calm before the storming of the hills

I wasn’t on the trail, of course, but here are some photos others took during the hike.

Short cutters Buddy Fucker and Fuck Buddy
And she was swingin’
It was good to see 18-Kilo Ass back out after missing a couple of months.
I just call him “ISD” because I find saying his name out loud (I Suck Dick) a little disconcerting.
Movin’ on out
Move that Ass!
Nearing the finish
And On-Home achieved!
A gathering of Gash
Hare’s on the ice! (Derby’s Bitch had to join us for the crime of professing to have liked the trail).

As is our custom, after the Hash circle was completed, a contingent of Hashers reconvened at It Doesn’t Matter for more beer imbibing. Since I didn’t do the trail, I had already been drinking longer than usual and departed early. I did make one more stop on the way home, though:

A Sit-n-Bull banana split to take home for my bedtime treat.

Fuck the carbs. I’d rather die fat and happy than deny myself life’s simple pleasures.

As I prepared this post, I checked to see if I had ever used “I can’t drive 55” previously. It turns out I had, in a post about my 55th birthday. Loads of pictures and memories in that one. I still find it shocking how everything you thought your life would be can fade away into nothingness. Well, I’ll try and do better with holding on to this new life I’ve found in the Philippines.

An interesting morning today. I’ll write about that tomorrow, but here’s a little foreshadowing:

Time to move on.

A dirty dozen you can bank on

My cash supply had dwindled to a dangerously low level that could potentially impede my charity work in the bars, so I devised a plan to rectify the situation: I’d walk to Subic-town and raid the ATM there. But to make the challenge even more worthwhile, I slapped on my headphones and rocked the walk the longer back way, coming in just shy of 12K roundtrip. Now, that ain’t a lot for you cross-country hikers like Kevin Kim, but it’s the most I’ve done in the several months since my lung issues flared up. I am happy to report that I had no breathing trouble on the mostly flat road walk.

To mark the occasion, I decided to do one of those “take a photo at one-mile intervals” things, and since my tracker measures in kilometers, that comes out to one pic every 1.6K or so.

Let’s do it!
And so it begins
1.6K in San Isidro
3.2K came with this Black Rock view
4.8K found me on the National Highway in Calapandayan
At 6.2K I found the love I’ve been looking for
Objective achieved–the Bank of the Philippine Islands. They do have an ATM in Barretto, but the maximum it will dispense is 10,000 pesos, and that’s on the rare occasions when it is not out of cash. I made two 20,000 peso withdrawals from these machines. Hey, I walked hard to retrieve that money!
7.8K found me passing by the 2+2 Resortt (hey, their spelling, not mine!). I don’t know if the Hangeul rendering is correct (or even what it says).

I’ll deviate from the mileage photos to share a couple of other Korean-centric observations from the walk:

The local Coca-Cola distributorship has a “K-Pop Promo” with the chance to win a five-day K-Pop tour in Korea.
I’ve never eaten here, but at least they spelled pork belly right.

Alright, where did we leave off? Oh, yeah:

At 9.4K, I was cruising down the highway in Calapacuan.
10.10K found me at the new Puregold supermarket (formerly DiviMart, which still has a department store on the second level). I took advantage of the opportunity to restock up on a few bottles of Coke Zero to carry me through until Tuesday’s trip to Royal.
And at just under 12K, I parked my backpack at Sit-n-Bowl and ordered a well-earned lunch to go.

Mission accomplished. Relive it here if you want:

Damn straight!

But wait, there’s more! I’ve still got the Sunday Hideaway feeding to report. As is my custom, the weekend meal comes from Jewel Cafe. Because of my recent travel, it’s been two weeks since my last visit, and it made me smile when they said they had missed me. Ah, small-town living!

Last night’s menu:

Mhel seems happy with her meal
Joy spooning it in
Hasta la vista, quesadilla!

When the feeding was completed, I moved on to Wet Spot for my nightcap.

Where my personalized beer holder kept me company.

Also, while at Wet Spot, I received a Facebook friend request from someone I didn’t recognize. My method in this situation is to check for mutual friends and delete the request if I find none (exceptions are occasionally granted in cases of exceptional physical beauty). A few minutes later, I learned that my potential future landlord had sent the request. I rectified that mistake, we had a brief chat, and we have scheduled a meeting for Tuesday to discuss the details and terms of the house lease. It just might happen!

Facebook memories also took me back to another lifetime I was living fourteen years ago:

My HR team on Yongsan Garrison in my first iteration as Director, Human Resources Management
This made me laugh

Alright, another day done and another one just getting started.

I’d call it a good one

I’m one of the Hares for today’s Hash, so I’ll be heading out in a bit to mark the trail with my partner in slime, Blow My Pipe. I’ll let you know how that turns out tomorrow.

That had me neighing out loud!

Milli Vanilli

Welp, another milestone in my Hashing career–my first-ever journey with the Manila Hash House Harriers. They were here in Barretto for an outstation run, and several of us Subic Hashers joined in the fun. In fact, the Hare was none other than Leech My Nuggets, who, unbeknownst to me, used to Hash in Manila back in the day. There were two trail options, long and short, and being the old fat fucker that I am, I opted for the short. A tad over 3K all in and covering a familiar portion of the My Bitch trail.

The path I took began at the Outback Resort and ended at the On-Home venue–Johansson’s.
The view from the Outback
And we are On-On!
Up this narrow alley way
And into Alta Vista
As you can maybe see, I’ve fallen pretty far behind the group in front of me…

But there are still some stragglers behind me
Back on the Bitch. I’ve let it be known that when my time comes, I want to be cremated and spread on the Bitch trail during a Hash run.
A shady spot
Upsy daisy
The Hare (shirtless) was waiting at the Four Corners junction–long trail to the left, short trail to the right.
That’s Jay, owner of the Hot Zone bar and former Grandmaster of the Subic Hash. He quit our group a couple of years ago, so it was good to see him out on trail again.
My Easter Mountain shot
Jay had his dog with him
A view of the Kalaklan Ridgeline. Those houses are at the far end of Rizal Extension
The view from here
Barrio Barretto
The tall building in the center is the Capitol Reef Hotel. The other side of that little peninsula is Baloy Beach.
Some new construction, all by hand–there is no vehicle access up here.
One more bay view
Then down we go
Back on the pavement
And On-Home. Let the beer-drinking begin!

You can Relive the hike here if you are so inclined:

So, one interesting aspect of Hashing with an out-of-town group is observing their Hash circle rituals. Manila doesn’t do the ice thing but has other tools of humiliation to impose punishment. Some of the things they did struck me as a tad gay (not that there is anything wrong with it):

I’m not exactly sure just what the heck is going on here.
I’ll take sitting on the ice over this any day!

It was a good Hash, though, and I enjoyed the experience. Plus, I got a nifty new Hash shirt!

The front
I *think* this is referring to a change in Hash leadership that took place at the end of the circle.

One more Hash to add to my participation list:

  • Subic Bay H3 (my mother Hash)
  • Humphreys Hangover H3 (the Hash that named me in Pyeongtaek)
  • Angeles City H3
  • Corona H3 (also in Angeles City)
  • La Union H3 (I’ve done several with them, including the Valentine’s Hash in Baguio)
  • Pattaya H3
  • Pattaya Jungle H3
  • Manila H3

I titled this post Milli Vanilli as a kind of play on the Manila name and some of the Hash group’s effeminate rituals (oh, I forgot to mention, this is an exclusively male group, no women allowed). I was never a fan of the Milli Vanilli singing duo and had actually forgotten about their lip-synching scandal, and it’s tragic outcome for one of the singers. No offense intended!

Doing the short trail meant I started drinking early (in Subic, the free beer doesn’t flow until 3:30) and the Manila Hash circle seemed inordinately long, which of course, required additional beers to pass the time. I was buzzing when it was finally over, but that didn’t stop me from paying a visit to Cheap Charlies. Hey, it wasn’t even six o’clock yet on a Saturday night!

My regular crew seemed happy to see me again.

A couple more beers (and lady drinks, of course) later, I crossed the highway for a nightcap at Wet Spot. I stayed longer than I intended because the owner Daddy Dave was there, and we had some catching up to do. It turned out to be a nice evening on the town.

In other news, I looked at a potential house rental yesterday. It’s actually where Swan was living with her significant other, but she needs to move out now that he’s gone.

It needs some work, including a gate across the front so my dogs have a yard to play in.
The inside needs some work as well, including kitchen cabinets and aircon.
But the view is acceptable as is
I could get used to seeing that every morning

Some negotiations are to come with the landlord. I need to pay six months’ advance rent to pay for the work that needs to be done. I’m okay with that as long as I have a good lease agreement to protect my investment. Hope it all works out.

The Sunday feeding at Hideaway is the next item on my agenda. We’ll see what happens after that.

Jam up and jelly tight

So, on the drive out to Castillejos for the start of our hike to Nagsangong Falls, our driver missed the bypass highway around Subic-town. As we hit the heavy traffic near the Subic marketplace, a song from 1970 that I didn’t like then and hadn’t heard for decades suddenly popped into my head. Hell, I even recalled most of the lyrics. That’s pretty amazing, given how I can barely remember my name some days.

I pulled it up on my phone and played the song for the other occupants in our vehicle. The driver said afterward, “Never play that again!”

Okay, sorry for the detour down memory lane; here’s the report from yesterday’s misadventure. As mentioned above, the plan was to make the relatively easy hike to Nansangong Falls and back, a trek we hadn’t done since early 2021.

That’s how it looked back then

Times change and memories fade, resulting in some initial difficulty in finding our starting point. When we reached the end of the road we were on, some locals helpfully offered to guide us back to where we needed to be.

Backing up for the turnaround and do-over.

A left turn about 1/2K up the road, then a short drive to a shady parking spot, and we were finally ready to walk!

Let’s do this!
The old dirt road
I’m already loving the change of scenery. As much as I like the hiking around Barretto, the same old same old gets, well, old, after a while.
A rickety bridge crossing
And the first of several get-your-feet-wet stream crossings
Heading for the hills

And then we encountered a Robert Frost moment:

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

We eventually chose the path to the right, in part because it appeared to have been more heavily trafficked. And what’s out here to see except the falls, right?

Climbing up through whatever that junglely stuff might be.
Through the hills we go, laughing all the way, oh what fun it is too hike on such a sunny day
Okay, maybe I was the only one laughing, but I was enjoying myself.
What’s not to like?
Some rest for the weary
And then we came to a dead end.
Now what do we do?
We eventually found a workaround trail
But it ended at this “farmhouse” in the middle of nowhere
Time to retreat!
Going back the way we came
Google Earth is no help if you can’t get a signal!
Some rest and contemplation about where we went wrong.

Remember that junction where we chose to go right?

Yep, we took the path most traveled by, and that made all the (wrong) difference. Should have gone left. Oh well. Some of the group opted to go on to the falls, some (including me) headed back to where we started.
So, it wasn’t a total misadventure for everyone.
Back across the water
Just another weary traveler on the lonely road of life.
Another successful cookie delivery
Country living
This trike had twelve passengers, including a breast-feeding mother. I gave them cookies AND lollipops!
The view from our “campsite.”
Post-hike refreshments

Anyway, despite not achieving the falls I had a really good time on trail. That’s what matters most. Relive it here if you so desire:

My other Miss Adventure was with the lovely lady accompanying me to last night’s SOB. We arrived early, so we had a drink next door at Sloppy Joe’s while we waited for Alaska to open up. The same waitress who served me last night took care of our order. I smiled to myself, wondering what she was thinking–one day, he is with an 18-year-old girl, the next with a 39-year-old woman. Funny how that works, but I know which one I prefer. WAY too early for that kind of speculation–her partner of seventeen years passed away a few months ago, and she is just starting her road to recovery. My goal is to help her get to where she needs to be, with no expectation that I’ll be her solution. She is fun to be with, and that’s enough for me. She even volunteered to be my Tagalog tutor (yes, she is college educated). I’m trying to respect her privacy, hence the lack of a name, at least for now. Let’s call her Swan (she without a name).

Anyway, Swan had never attended an SOB before and asked me what it was all about. I answered that it was a cultural dance contest among seven Barretto bars. Yeah, they are bar dancers, but several teams usually wear costumes and put on an interesting show with various props. Last night only Alaska did so. The other competitors were doing the booty-shaking thing and sexy dance moves. Swan laughed and asked, “Is that more of “culture” you were talking about?” ‘Yeah, but this is the Philippines, after all, and it is bar culture’ was the best I could come up with in response.

At the end of the show, Swan thanked me and said she had a good time. She agreed to join me somewhere in the future, I suggested the rooftop at our high-rise hotel, the Capital Reef, and she liked the idea. It was a different kind of “date” for me last night, but one I enjoyed more than any others in recent memory. Making a new friend is always a worthwhile endeavor; anything more than that still needs a friendship foundation. One day at a time. I’ve got nothing to lose.

Next up for me is a Hash adventure with the Manila group. They are doing an outstation run here in Barretto today and I’m going to join in. I’m also taking some tentative steps to making a move into a rental house more suited to the needs of me and my dogs. It’s here in Alta Vista, so not that big a change. More on that soon.

Facebook memories reminded me of the way my blog looked when it was Korea-centric:

These days I never link my blog to Facebook. I prefer a certain degree of at least the illusion of anonymity when I post here. People do find me occasionally through the magic of a Google search, and that’s okay. I just need to remember to practice some discretion with what I say about other folks here.

Back with more tomorrow. Thanks for stopping by!

Getting sloppy

I confined myself to one bar last evening–Sloppy Joe’s. I had dinner at home waiting in the crockpot, so I didn’t feel compelled to go crawling around the Barrio. Young Mary came to meet me there, and my pals Jim, Chris, and Steve were also in attendance.

The view from my seat

The beers were flowing freely, well, not exactly freely, but in abundance. When someone treated me to one, I, of course, reciprocated. And I was also paying for Mary’s beverages.

A timeline of the damage done

When it was time to call it a night, Mary joined me at my place. I served her some pot roast, and she paid the ultimate compliment, “This is so good I don’t need any rice with it.” I made strawberry-banana smoothies for dessert.

Mary spent the night, and we shared some intimate moments. It was nice to wake up this morning in someone’s arms. It’s been a long time, and I’ve missed it. Buddy and Lucky seem quite fond of her as well.

Mary left for home, and I headed out for the Friday hike. We had a nice misadventure in the Castillejos countryside that I’ll share more about tomorrow. I’m just now back home and have the SOB on the horizon. Tonight’s a rather special occasion because I’ve invited someone to join me that I’ve known for quite some time but have yet to date. I’m not going to characterize this as anything romantic at this point; she is in the early stages of recovery from a lost love and doesn’t need any pressure from me adding to her burdens. My goal is to be whatever she may need during this time of transition, and we’ll see what happens.

Just another day in the life, but I’m feeling more positive about the road I’m on.

I am what I am, and that’s all that I am

“The trick is to live here and now in the timeless moment. To act like that’s all there is. No beginning, no end.”

Jack Higgins

That’s what I continue to strive for, anyway. And part of that is doing what I want, when I want, and doing a better job at saying no. I got tough with the mountain mama I’ve been supporting this week because I’m tired of her constant asking for more. I told her that her not being satisfied with what I can afford to provide for her takes all the joy out of giving. She changed her tune in a hurry when I hinted that maybe she should find a more generous sponsor. I understand and respect the fact that she is doing the best she can for her kids, but damn, a lot of people are struggling but getting by on less than the 10,000 pesos I’ve budgeted for her. I’m thinking that instead of doing weekly allowance installments, I’ll give her the whole amount at the first of every month; after that, she is on her own. Sorry for her, but it is past time that I toughen up.

My phone is fucking up again. I woke up yesterday morning, and it was beeping with a warning to disconnect the charger because moisture had been detected. It was fine when I plugged it in that night (and my shorts were dry, so I didn’t piss my pants). I guess the fix in Pattaya was temporary. I took the phone to a repair shop across the river in Matain, and they repaired it for 700 pesos. We’ll see how long this one lasts.

My co-Hare for next week’s Hash, Blow My Pipe, joined me for a scouting expedition yesterday morning. Finding something new without leaving town is pretty near impossible, but searching out trails that aren’t used frequently is a worthwhile goal. We put together a nice 5K+ hike with a couple of moderate climbs that I think will work well on Monday. We may add a loop for the hardcore guys to add some distance, or maybe not. You can hike it vicariously on Relive and see for yourself:

After I posted this video to Facebook, Pubic Head messaged me to say we had done a similar trail almost a year ago. I didn’t remember that, and I was one of the Hares. Why am I not the President?

The dinner and gift-giving at Hideaway went well last night. I had just enough pasalubong for each girl to receive something, and they all seemed happy and appreciative. I guess that’s what it’s all about. I bought a special gift for Joy–a nail clipper set. She’s always messing with my fingernails with her hands while I’m sitting at the bar, so I figured I’d give her the tools to do the job right. She squealed with delight when she saw all that was in the kit. I asked if she wanted to go out back to the porch and give me a pedicure, and she excitedly answered, “Yes!”

She really is a sweet young woman. Under different circumstances, she’d be excellent girlfriend material.

I received a sweet Father’s Day card from my daughter yesterday:

It’s interesting the lasting impressions you leave on your children.

I didn’t try even one puff or taste of marijuana during my week in the land where it is legal. But that didn’t stop me from doing some pot this morning:

POT roast in the crockPOT, that is.

And speaking of dope, there’s this:

And then there’s this:

I think I’d just let go and my problems would all be over.

I’m not sure what the latest news on that Titanic submarine situation is, but someone posted that a welcoming committee has already convened for them:

Too soon?

Has anyone thought of calling Popeye the Sailor Man?

This old town

Back in the saddle again with a Tuesday night bar crawl handing out the precious pasalubong gifts to my favorite bargirls. I have another delivery to make tonight at Hideaway and, of course, another Wednesday feeding.

That is the last of it. It seems no matter how much you bring; it is never enough.

I took a break from Barretto for a week, partly for a change of scenery but also hoping for a change in perspective. Maybe I needed another week or two to accomplish that. There were things I liked about seeing Pattaya again; after all, it had been one of the finalists when I was deciding where to retire. Returning this trip confirmed that I had made the right choice–Pattaya is a nice place to visit, but I wouldn’t want to live there. I guess I’ve grown accustomed to small-town living and enjoy being recognized around town. That doesn’t come easy in a bigger city, although I felt like a regular at the little restaurant I frequented and was treated very well by the friendly staff there. So, I expect I would have found a neighborhood vibe if I lived there. Of course, the primary drawback is the lack of English speakers. I’d really miss telling my lame jokes to the bargirls.

So, this is the life I’ve chosen, and it is the life I have. I intend to make the most of it for as long as I’m blessed to be among the living. Although I would love to find a companion to share the adventure, I’m embracing the knowledge that a solitary life comes with its own benefits, and if that is my destiny, so be it. Que sera, sera, and all that.

I didn’t make Monday’s Hash trail because I was still feeling tired after my long journey home. I did participate in the Hash circle and then visited Snackbar afterward. That place still reeks of memories for me, but I believe I’ve overcome their ability to sadden me. I’ll call that progress.

Yesterday I took care of restocking the pantry with my shopping excursion to Royal. Nothing has changed–the more I want something, the more likely it will be out of stock. Oh well, you just go with the flow.

While I was out of town, Joy got sick, so I had her go see Dr. Jo. I stopped by there yesterday to pay the bill and drop off some pasalubong for her and the hubby. We are planning a climb up Black Rock soon. Next stop was Johansson’s so I could deliver my gifts for Reggie. I saw Jim drinking alone at Sloppy Joe’s, and so I joined him. A couple of beers later, he came with me to Cheap Charlies.

It was nice to enjoy the view from the REAL Cheap Charlies again.

The girls all seemed to enjoy their Thailand souvenirs. We were going to visit The Green Room next, but it was packed with pool league players. So, on a whim, we visited Voodoo.

And my old favorite was there, thirsty for a drink.

Rumor has it she is the oldest working bargirl in town. Still has a great body, but her age is showing (like I’m one to talk). Anyway, before I took that photo she made a face that reminded me of someone I’d seen in the movies.

No offense intended.

I finished the night at Wet Spot, then grabbed a sandwich to go at Sit-n-Bull, had a trike driver greet me by name, and drove me home without needing directions.

Gee, it's good to be back home again
Sometimes this old town, feels like a long-lost friend
And hey, it's good to be back home again

Ko Lan oscopy

Here’s the lowdown on my Saturday adventure with the Pattaya Jungle Hash House Harriers. The Hash took place on Ko Lan island, around seven kilometers off the coast of Pattaya. The island is small (4K by 2K), so our trail covered a lot of ground, relatively speaking.

Less than 4K with a moderate climb

They say getting there is half the fun, so I’ll start the tale with that part. The ferry to Ko Lan launches from the Bali Hai pier, located on the far end of Walking Street. So, I took a Baht Bus from my hotel to the end of Beach Road, then hoofed it on Walking Street about 1K to the pier. Walking Street is the most infamous street in Pattaya for seedy nightlife (i.e., nude dancing), if that’s your thing. I only visited during the daylight hours on this trip.

If you are feeling devilish, I hear you can have a hell of a good time at this disco.
I was shocked to see just how crowded the pier was on a Saturday morning. I read later that the island sometimes has as many as 20,000 visitors a day during high season.
I guess no boats were leaving from this section of the pier. Either that or it is haunted.
A nice view of Pattaya from the pier.
And a look in the other direction
The type of ferry we’ll be riding
The gathering Hashers
Loading up the boat
And we are off!
Some of my fellow passengers
Dave had the worst seat on the boat. He was drenched from spray by the time we reached the island.
Jo sacrificed the view for a dry ride.
Approaching our destination and the spray is a-flying.
I read that there are around 8,000 residents on the island.
Ko Lan is a hilly little place
The beach
Hashers disembarking from the ferry.
A shrine of our times.
That beach I saw from the boat
Our Hare (in the dark shirt) leading us to the On-Home location. His Hash name here is Wild Wolf, but back when he was living in the Philippines and a regular with the Subic Hash, he was known as Slimy Limey. He recently made the news by completing a one-thousand-kilometer walk from Pattaya to Phuket to raise money for a children’s charity he supports.
Our host venue was a small restaurant on the beach. They set us up in some storage space out back for the Hash circle. Pattaya Jungle Hash also does the before and after circle format. The only problem I have is sitting around waiting to get started.
I passed the time counting the shells of this pillar.
And we are (finally) On-On!
We started out on the frontage road along the beach.
Nearing the end of the beach
Along a rocky shoreline
Down the road…
…and up some steps

Then things went south for me. About halfway up the steps I had a breathing attack. Dave and Jo waited for me to reach them, and when I arrived I thought I was going to have to turn back because I didn’t think I could make the rest of the climb. I had my portable nebulizer in my backpack, so I pulled that out and inhaled some salbutamol into my lungs. After about five minutes I had regained a semblance of normal breathing (at least, as normal as it gets for me) and opted to continue the hike. I made it the rest of the way without much difficulty.

The breathtaking view
That’s more like it
On up
I saw some of these (whatever they are) along the way. I guess passersby leave an offering to whatever they worship in the form of a soft drink. I’m sure they have good intentions, but it looks like trash to a non-believer.
Speaking of trash, litter was almost non-existent in Pattaya, not so much on Ko Lan. The Wiki link I left above says that the island generates more garbage than can be hauled away. So, I guess the locals don’t have much incentive for proper disposal. To be clear, the beaches appear clean, but these backroads, not so much.
The old dirt road
And back on the pavement
The view from up here
And then heading back down to the beach

Once we arrived back at our On-Home venue, we got a table in the restaurant to order some lunch.

This? Nope, not for 1000 baht!
I wasn’t in a crabby mood either
Decisions, decisions. I wonder what the “burnt” mussels taste like?
Guess I’ll never know, because I went with the Tom Yum soup…
…with prawns. Very tasty. Or should I say, “Yum!”
Gathering for the “after” circle

The Pattaya Jungle Hash doesn’t normally have the ice feature. Dave wasn’t having that, so he went to the nearby 7/11 store and bought bags of ice to add some Subic flavor to the proceeding. It seemed to go over quite well.

The last boat back to the mainland left at 4:00 p.m., and as the Hash circle drug on, I was getting a little nervous. As much as I enjoyed my time on Ko Lan, I wasn’t keen on sleeping on the beach. I left the circle a little early at 3:30 just to be on the safe side.

Heading back to the docks
I bought a tall can of the local brew to help pass the time until departure.
The stragglers boarding the ferry for Pattaya
Pattaya on the horizon
We were all a little drunker than when we arrived.
“You getting seasick, Jo?”
Pattaya, here we come!
And back on the Bali Hai pier. Check out that girl. No, I mean the one wearing her backpack wrong.

But wait, the fun wasn’t done. There was an after Hash gathering at a bar called June’s. And at the end of the pier, there was a Baht Bus waiting to take us there.

Soi 25, you say? I’d never gotten that far before.
I used to hang out at Sin Bin long ago. The one in Itaewon, I mean.
And I’ll be going to Cheap Charlies later today. The one in Barretto, I mean.
Hanging out at June’s bar

True confession time. I don’t remember much about my time there at June’s bar. I was over my beer-intake capacity, and things are all a little bit fuzzy.

But by the look on my face, I seem to be having a grand ol’ time hanging out with Buddy Fucker and Slimy Limey.

Food was coming, but I knew I was entering “now or never” territory, so I said my goodbyes and headed for home. Well, my hotel, anyway.

It all looks so familiar. And so oddly different at the same time.

I walked and walked but didn’t find any familiar landmarks to guide me. Finally, I hailed a cab. The fare to my hotel was 300 baht; the most I’d paid previously was 200. It turns out I had been walking in the wrong direction all that time. Oh well, the taxi driver got me where I was going. The fucker was a no-show for the trip I arranged with him to the airport the following day, but that turned out alright too.

A bedtime treat at my favorite restaurant, then across the street to my hotel and the peace and comfort of my bed.

I still don’t know how my phone got wet, but when I picked my shorts up off the floor the next morning, they were wet too. I wonder if I peed my pants on the way home?

Anyway, that’s how my last day and night in Pattaya went down. And yesterday, I posted about the longest day that followed. I enjoyed my time in Thailand, but it’s good to be back in my little town again. It’s hard to get lost here.

Stick around, and we’ll see what happens next.

Maybe next time. Although, I’m thinking Vietnam is due for a revisit.

What a long day looks like

UPDATE: I was able to recover the post I thought was deleted, but no time to fix all the crap errors. Sorry, this one will be me at my worst.

I woke up at 3:30 a.m. on Sunday morning. That is not so unusual. Sat down at the the laptop to see what was going on in the rest of the world, and noticed my phone wasn’t on the charger. That’s weird, but I don’t deny going to bed in a state of drunken confusion after my night with the Pattaya Hashers. I plugged the phone in and got the screen that says the port was wet and I needed to disconnect. I tried my best to dry it out through various means but nothing worked. Now what?

The next issue I had to address was that without my phone’s hot spot connection, I couldn’t access the internet. Yes, my hotel room came with WIFI, but I had been unable to connect when I first checked in, so I just relied on my phone. I once again tried the WIFI with the same result: This site can’t be reached. logout.wifi unexpectedly closed the connection.

With nothing better to do, I unplugged the laptop, carried it downstairs to the front desk and asked for assistance. The night attendant attempted to log in and got the same result. She said to come back later when the maintenance staff was available. Alrighty, then. Back upstairs to deal with the reality that I’m an internet junkie. To deal with the pain of withdrawal, I went back to bed and slept until six. Got up, tried the phone again, and still no go. Fuck. So, I showered and packed, then took my laptop with me to breakfast to get a fix with the restaurant WIFI. I researched how to dry a wet charging port, but none of the suggestions worked. I figured I must have done some damage to the innards, so I asked the woman who runs my restaurant hangout where I could get it repaired. She told me, saw I didn’t understand, and offered to call a car to take me. Yes, please! Now that’s service.

The store she had mentioned wasn’t open yet, so I walked around and found another repair shop. They said they could fix it for 1500 baht (about $50). Yeah, I figured there was some skin tax involved but I was desperate. I agreed and they told me to come back in three hours. Went back to my hotel, checked out, stored my bag, and went back across the street to my my friendly restaurant.

My Thai plate of pork and mushrooms

I made a point of remembering how to get back to my phone, so was able to navigate using the Baht Bus method of travel. I arrived at the store and my phone was ready to go. Crisis resolved!

Dave and Jo were going to share transport to the airport with me. Since our flight didn’t depart until 10:50 pm, we decided to kill the hours hanging out at a nice place on the water. After leaving from the phone store to meet up with them, I came upon a particularly nice Buddhist Monastery.

I know next to nothing about the faith (other than a lifetime of paying for my sins via Karma) but they sure do build nice structures.
A golden oldie

Next stop, the Pattaya Beer Garden.

Ain’t they sweet?
The view to the right…
The view to the left…
A place to pay respects between beers
A peak inside the Beer Garden
And a look outside, just as the rain began.

It was a comfortable place to chill and enjoy the ambiance, although I consciously limited my alcohol intake to two beers. I still had a long night ahead of me.

I had made arrangements for a driver to take us to the airport with instructions to meet at my hotel at 5:00 p.m. It was the same guy who had driven my drunk and lost ass home from the Hash. I remembered making the arrangements, but I had failed to get a phone number so I could confirm he’d be there as scheduled. That created a bit of a conundrum–should I book with someone else and possibly disappoint the guy who thought he had an airport gig, or go with the safe bet. I decided to be a man of my word and trust him to show up like we had arranged.

When the time was nigh, we walked back to the restaurant across from my hotel to await the driver’s arrival.

Walked by this place on the way–what a name. I’m not going to kill myself to eat there, that’s for sure.

I figured I had a 30 minute window to rebook if my driver didn’t show and still make it to the airport on time. Talk about living dangerously! Well, he didn’t show and I was going to look for a taxi large enough to carry three and their luggage. I asked the restaurant owner if she had any suggestions, and the woman she had been chatting with at the bar volunteered to take us. Talk about getting lucky–she even had an SUV large enough for our needs. Let’s roll! Well, she had to go home and get the car, but promised to be back by 5:30. She was late, but was an excellent driver and got us to our destination with time to spare.

I was able to enjoy my last beer in Thailand…
And a strawberry shake from Dairy Queen…it’s been a long time since I’ve experienced that delight.

We boarded the plane on time, took off a few minutes early, and I was asleep shortly thereafter on the three-hour flight to Angeles City. I woke up thirty minutes before we landed at 0300 local time. Got through immigration without a hitch, and Dave dropped me off at my front door a little after five.

A long day, but it ended the way it was intended to do.

I even got to enjoy a taste of Thailand as I wrote this post.

I took a nap and slept until 11 a.m. and trying to get this post done with the Hash pending has been stressful. Sorry for all the errors, Grammarly not working for some reason and I’m out of time to perform my usual due diligence. *ahem*

Anyway, I’ve still got that post for the island Hash on Saturday in the hopper. Come back tomorrow for the last batch of all that Thailand goodness.

WTF!

I just lost a post I’d spent two hours writing about my last day in Thailand. I don’t recall that ever happening before. I’ve got to head out for the Hash now, so there is no time to recover it. Sorry, I’ll try again tomorrow.

Damn, I’m pissed.

UnThaied

Welp, my last few hours in Thailand, and things have taken a turn for the worse. My plans to post about yesterday’s Hash will have to be postponed for technical reasons. Primarily a lack of a reliable internet connection. A secondary factor may be attributable to drunkenness, but the evidence for that is a little fuzzy.

The root cause of my connectivity issues is that I somehow messed up my phone last night. I have no recollection of what happened, but it got wet and won’t take a charge. So, my mission this morning is to find a repair shop to fix it or replace it if need be. The phone was my internet connection for the laptop in my hotel room, and without that, I’ve been required to camp out at that little restaurant across the street for WiFi.

So the pictures from yesterday’s Hash adventure will have to wait. Sorry about that! It was an interesting day and something a little different. I’ll share the story when I get back home.

Soi sauce

Confucius say man who walks through door sideways is going to Bangkok.

Yes, you are seeing a rare morning post here at LTG. It’s now or never, because I’ve got to be at a Hash run meet-up at 10:30. Not sure what I’m in for; I just know we are catching a ferry to some island and are Hashing there. Should be different and interesting and hopefully not too difficult.

I filled the hours yesterday by exploring the streets here in my part of Pattaya. I had some beers, food, and a massage along the way. My hotel is on Soi 4, so I started there and walked the length of each soi (between the main road and the beach) to see what there was to see. You might call it The Dirty Dozen because that’s how many roads I walked. There was the morning version (through Soi 8) and the nighttime edition, finishing on Soi 13-3 (I don’t understand the numbering system either, there were at least three variants of Soi 13). Anyway, in the interest of time, I’ll let the photos do most of the talking:

My neighborhood (for a couple more days)
There are no bars on Soi 5, but this Korean restaurant looks pretty nice.
Well, damn, I guess I have been looking for love in all the wrong places!
I encountered this street food stand complex along the main road between Soi 6 and 7.
It was too early in the day to be open yet, but I wondered about the name…
Ah, that explains it! I have no idea how they got that old 747 here or its purpose, but it seems pretty cool and eye-catching.
I like the beer bars on this soi better than the girly bars on Soi 6
Thai beauties (the non-bargirl variety)
She’s an older gal, but was so damn friendly she was able to entice me into her bar for my first beer of the day.

That bar above was right next door to where I received my first Thai massage since my last visit seven years ago. It was a nice rubdown that ended happily. She was good with her hands, and when she leaned down and whispered in my ear, “You give me 1000?” it was too hard to say no.

I headed back to the hotel after my rub and tug and the beer next door. Stopped into my favorite little restaurant for a light lunch.

Everything that comes out of that kitchen is tasty.

A post, a nap, a shower, then it was time to get back out on the street.

A thirst quencher here before heading on down the soi
Tall and crooked wins the race!
I got hooked for two beers here
I guess I was just enjoying the view
The view across the main road
Some of the streets were barless, and by the time I found this one, I really had to pee.
Since I used their toilet, I felt obligated to buy a beer. It looks to be a nice place, more a restaurant than a bar.
But there was a bar and I sat at it.
I was having a wonderful time
Lots of the bars feature live music, at least on the weekend

While I was enjoying my beverage of choice, I heard from Dave that he and Jo were back in town from their tourist excursion to the elephant sanctuary and wanted to join me. Wonderful Bar was pretty close to their hotel, so I didn’t have to wait long for company.

A lousy photo, but I was surprised to see another Wet Spot on Soi 13. The guy sitting out front said the other was on Soi 6, and I told him I’d been there. I also said we have our own Wet Spot in Barretto.
Soi 13-2 was more restuaranty…

Speaking of food, I needed some. We got to talking about possibilities and when Dave mentioned he’d seen a Taco Bell, it triggered a craving. It had been years since I’ve had that American fast food tribute to our Mexican neighbors.

The last of the sun as we made our way along Beach Road
And there it is! Now that I think about it, way back when, there was a Taco Bell on one of the side streets in Itaewon. I think it went out of business, though.
But I’d never seen a Taco Bell that sold cans of beer anywhere else in the world.
My oh my, nothing like a taco supreme!
The view from our table in front of Taco Bell. There was also a Burger King, a Sizzler Steak House, and a Swenson’s ice cream parlor. You’ve been gone from home a long time when you start missing food franchises.
If you drink, don’t fly!

We had one last beer at the original Wonderful Beer Bar, then called it a night. I caught a Baht Bus for the ride back to Soi 4. But something was calling out to me before I reached my hotel.

Sorry, not sorry!

Alright, time to get ready to Hash with the Pattaya Jungle Hashers. Let the adventure begin! It will likely involve a few beers.

On the Thai way to hell

Another day in the Land of Smiles. Here’s how it all went down.

I did my usual morning stroll but headed up Beach Road in the opposite direction.

Let’s see where it leads…
On the beach
That might be the biggest Holiday Inn I ever did see.
This place looks interesting; I’ll have to come back later.
Fly me to the moon! It’s on the third floor, but still too early for a beer. It’s on my “to check out” list.
I can’t bear to look.
Stop clownin’ around!
Taking a coffee break. I was actually planning on having some breakfast, but it turns out this place didn’t serve food. Duh!
Getting my Hilt on
Finally having some breakfast at that little place across from my hotel.

The evening plan was to meet up with Dave and Jo at the Virgin resto/bar on the rooftop of my hotel. They weren’t coming until 5 p.m., and I got bored around three, so I went back to that place I liked on my morning walk.

Snacked on some chicken nuggets to pass the time.
The place had a nice ambiance, but when I tried to capture it in a photo, this guy got in the way.

When the five o’clock hour came, I headed up to Virgin for the first time.

Signage in the lobby of the hotel
The advertisement outside the elevator
And inside the elevator
The greeting as you exit the elevator on the rooftop
It turns out this is the only thing I liked about Virgin.

They only offered three kinds of beer, none of which I care for, and the pricing was, well, through the roof. Dave and Jo had yet to arrive, and I was the only customer. It was sunny and hot, with little shade to be found. Definitely a better after-dark venue. The food prices were worse than the beer, so we didn’t order any.

The bar area at Virgin
Looking for a shady spot for me and my lonely overpriced beer.

I stayed for one beer with Dave and Jo; then I suggested we head back downstairs and try my favorite place across the street.

That’s what I had. Dave and Jo’s meal came with ice cream. Not to be outdone, I ordered a sundae. Yeah, the beers were kicking in already, and my judgment must have been impaired.

When we were done eating, we hopped into a baht bus to check out those beer bars I’d seen on Soi 7. It wasn’t busy, and the bars were more tame and sane than the crazy shit on Soi 6. We sampled a couple and enjoyed the outdoor atmosphere while watching the world pass by on the street in front of us.

The recipient of the only lady drink I bought all night. I can’t recall her name now, but she was a sweet gal in her 40s that hardly spoke a lick of English. She pulled out her phone, and we had a friendly little chat via her Google Translate app.

By the time we had traversed the length of Soi 7, we all agreed we’d had enough fun and beer for one night. They turned right to their hotel; I grabbed a baht bus for the ride to Soi 4. I seem to recall stopping into my favorite eatery and having my nightcap beer there with the friendly crew.

This is a crappy picture of the sign on the men’s room door outlining the pricing for using the toilet based on size. Dave came back from his piss and handed the cashier 20 baht, which gave everyone a laugh (the toilet is free for customers).

And that was how things were on this Thai highway I’m traveling.

Six Thai

Soi Six here in Pattaya, Thailand, to be precise. That’s the street where I hung out and quaffed some brews last night. But let’s start with the beginning of the day, shall we?

So, I’m taking care of my morning business when I see that my Fitbit has gone black. All my efforts at reviving it proved fruitless. I decided to check out a mall I’d seen on one of my walks in search of a replacement smartwatch.

Central Festival Mall from the front
And from the rear off of Beach Road
And from a patio on the 3rd floor
And an inside view. One of the nicest malls I’ve ever visited.
Mission accomplished. Eventually.

I say eventually because I arrived at the mall right about 10 a.m. only to discover it opened at eleven. So, I walked up the road a bit and found a restaurant for a late breakfast.

It must be Thai because they used ham instead of bacon. And what I thought was a coleslaw side turned out to be grated cabbage. Still, it was good enough for me.

There was a nice supermarket at the mall where I could finally secure some underarm deodorant–none of the convenience stores I checked had any.

I took a 200 baht taxi ride back to the hotel to have time for a nap and to clean up before my doctor’s appointment at 3:15.

Reader Brian had commented that the Pattaya International Hospital was one of the good ones for foreigners. It turns out it is on the same street as my hotel (Soi 4), about two blocks away. I was impressed with how clean, organized, and efficient it was compared to my experience in the Philippines. My appointment was for a consult with an ENT, and I was called in to see him right on schedule. I told him about my recent breathing issues and blocked sinuses. He stuck a scope up my nose and cringed at the image on the screen. That was a little disconcerting. He confirmed what I had already been told–I have stage four blockage from enlarged nodules that must be removed surgically. He took it a step further, saying he’d remove some of the bone so the nodules would not regrow. I told him I was reluctant to have surgery requiring general anesthesia with my COPD. He acknowledged that could be an issue, suggesting I have the surgery performed in a hospital with an ICU to monitor my breathing during the operation better. He recommended I return to the US for the procedure. He also confirmed that my sinus blockage likely affected my blood oxygen, especially when sleeping and breathing exclusively through my mouth. So, he gave me a prescription that may provide temporary relief, but he cautioned it is not a long-term solution. I need the surgery. The bill, including meds, came to 3,440 baht (right at $100), so about twice what I’d pay back home.

With that unpleasant business out of the way, I headed back out to a marketplace I had seen near the mall. I needed to shop for pasalubong for all my Filipina “friends” back home and a suitcase to carry the gifts on the plane.

I was there in the afternoon; at least half of the shops were open.
I bought this suitcase first and then filled it with the pasalubong gifts as I shopped the market.
I just hope it is enough for everyone.

Another 200 baht cab ride to the hotel, where I stored the goodies and prepared for my night on the town. I decided to get dinner out of the way first and wanted to try that place across the street from my hotel.

The restaurant of which I speak.
It appears everyone in the world is welcome.
The view of my hotel from my perch at the bar.
As I perused the menu, I narrowed my choices down to four possibilities. These…
And these. I decided on the chicken and broccoli. I like both of those ingredients.
I was surprised to be served this tasty appetizer of pineapple and grapes.
Dinner is served, and it was yummy!

After finishing my meal (I even used my spoon to get all of that sauce in my belly), it was time to set out for my evening of exploration.

Destination: the infamous Soi 6 bar district. I had read about this area on some of the forums I follow, and it is very popular with the type of tourist who pays for girls to sleep with them. That’s not my style (yeah, I pay in other ways, I know) but I wanted to have a look and see for myself.
It’s still early, but from this end of the Soi, it looks pretty tame.
Hey, Wet Spot is one of my hangouts back in Barretto.
Something seems different about this one, though. Actually, it was one of the calmer places on the Soi. I decided to have my first beer here once I completed my reconnaissance mission.
In Barretto, we have a Blue Butterfly. It is not stocked with hotties like these, though.
By golly, there’s even a Queen Victoria here, just like back home. Well, only in name.
One bar after another, with no room in between.
This is the far end of Soi 6
We used to have a Lollipop in Barretto, but that’s where Sit-n-Bull resides now.
I just wasn’t horny enough for most of these bars.
I did have a cold one at Wet Spot. Alas, as I have discovered in most of the bars I’ve visited, the girls’ English level is nearly non-existent. Yeah, shame on me for not speaking any Thai, but joking with my waitresses is what I like to do in the bars, and that’s not an option here.
This bar made me think of my mountain mama friend back home, MJ.
The girls come in all sizes–small, medium, or large. Take your pick!
I don’t know how they come up with some of these bar names. How are you going to Repent when you are next door to Wicked?
And if you Flirt, you are bound to get Horny.
The view from my streetside seat in a bar that I don’t remember the name of now. I only sat down in three bars altogether and bought one lady drink all night.
It’s low season for tourists, but as you can see in these photos, there must be fifty girls for every guy who ventures down the street. I don’t like the feeling of being surrounded by a bunch of thirsty bargirls. Yeah, I have my favorites back home that I take care of, but being a stranger here creates a whole different vibe.

So, I’m glad I had a look at the Soi 6 bar scene, but I won’t be going back. Just not my thing. This morning on my walkabout, I found myself on Soi 7, and it was full of wide-open spaces-type beer bars. That’s more to my liking, and maybe I’ll get a chance to swing by there again when the bars are open.

I had one more beer on Beach Road as I headed back to the hotel; I might have had a second if the service didn’t suck so bad. And then, as I approached my hotel, I saw my new favorite restaurant and thought it was fitting to begin and end my evening there.

And what the hell, I am on vacation after all.
They also feature a handy urinal for the business inherent in a night on the town.

I’m going to meet up with Dave and Jo this evening, and we are going to try the place on the roof of my hotel called Virgin. Since we’ve never been there, I guess we are.

I hear they had some excitement back home in the Philippines today:

A little shaking but no damage from what I’ve heard.

I wasn’t completely satisfied with my Thai pun today, so let me give you this:

I did a double-take when I saw this. *ahem*

Okay, cleanse your palate with this one while I go get showered up and ready for another evening out in lovely Pattaya.

Cum on! That’s a good one!

Fit to be Thaied

A full and mostly fun Tuesday started with a walk to, well, Walking Street. It was about a 7K round trip. Oddly enough, even though it was a flat street walk, I had some severe breathing issues that left me feeling light-headed. I had to stop twice to sit down and try and catch my breath. When I returned to the hotel, my blood oxygen was 89. My deep breathing exercise increased it to 91, but that’s still not good. I’m back in my usual mid-90s today and feeling better. Still, I made a doctor’s appointment for this afternoon at Pattaya International Hospital (conveniently located on the same street as my hotel) to try and gain some insights into what’s happening and what I might do about it. I’ll let you know how that goes tomorrow.

Here’s some of what I saw along the way to Walking Street:

The latest in Thai fashion.
All the cool cats are getting stoned.
You are never far from a pot stand. Now I was a big-time pothead between the ages of 15 and 25, but I can honestly say I’ve not even been tempted to smoke a doobie here. IF I were to try some weed again, I think I’d prefer ingesting it in a brownie.
And there it is, the infamous Walking Street. Of course, there is little debauchery to be found during the daylight hours. After dark, things get more than a little wild. Or at least they used to. I noticed a lot of bars were advertising sexy Russian females as dancers. I’m not sure how many Russian expats and tourists there are these days; it appears from my observations that a wave of immigrants from India has displaced them.
This guy was rockin’ it!
I stopped to rest and have some lunch on the way back to my hotel. I’m not wanting to brag about it, but that pork dish came right off the Thai menu. I enjoyed it, too!
I stopped at a convenience store for a sweet snack to take back to the room. I don’t think it gets any more Thai than that; hell, I couldn’t even read what I was getting. Tasted a lot like chocolate chip cookies, though.

I took a nap and wrote yesterday’s post, then got ready to head out for a rendezvous with an old dart buddy from Barretto.

Good to see you again, Steve.

Steve returned home at the beginning of the scamdemic and got stuck there. When he was ready to return, the Philippines was still locked down for unvaccinated folks like him. So, he basically said, “fuck that,” and moved to Pattaya. He seems to be doing well here. Steve gave up drinking years ago, but since he plays darts, he knows the local bars (at least some of them). He graciously agreed to give me a tour of the bar district near his home. My friends from Barretto, Dave and Jo, also joined in the fun.

We met up at Steve’s home bar, I-Rovers, which is in the SK Metro bar district. We then strolled down Soi Buakhao, an area adjacent to SK Metro. But what blew me away was a bar area called Tree Town that I’d totally missed on my 2016 visit (if it was even there then). The number of bars in this town is mind-boggling. Even a guy like me who goes out every night would need months to visit them all, and my liver would probably fail before I completed the quest. I’m sure most folks just find the handful of places that suit them and become regulars. This is a tourist town, though, so I guess there are enough thirsty (and horny) visitors to keep these bars in business during high season.

Hey, it’s one of those street food places I’ve been hearing about!
This guy seems to be green with envy for the good time I’m having.
That’s me nearly every frickin’ night.
Some of the names they come up with for these places are a hoot.
Soi Buakhao
More of that food on the street.
I guess if these two bars merged it would make for one pretty ass.
This Tree Town area really blew me away.
Who says you can’t find Joy in a bar?
“Hey baby, where have you been all my life?”
I guess if you are going to have street food, it only makes sense to have street drinks too.
We have a Voodoo bar in Barretto, too!
All that walking around made us thirsty.
Why do you think they call it “dope”?
I felt like a king pissing in these golden urinals. This was the fanciest bar we visited, and they had gals dancing in t-backs and fishnet stockings right on the table in front of us—not my thing, but well done for those who enjoy it.
It was getting late and time for me to make that 3K trek back to the hotel. I had yet to have a proper dinner. This place wasn’t an option because I wanted to try a little place I’d seen across the street from where I’m staying.

Alas, when I sat down to order, I was told the kitchen had just closed (it was 10:30). They said I could stay and drink, but I wanted to eat something before calling it a night. I remembered a place nearby that was open 24 hours, so I headed there.

Don’t be a hater. I’m just an American craving a taste of home. I’ll try the Thai place across the street again tonight.

And that was my Tuesday.

Thaiing one On-On

I survived my first outing with the Pattaya Hash House Harriers. It was quite a bit different than how we do things in Subic–some of it I liked, some not so much. They do utilize the ice-sitting, and I got to experience that cold goodness twice in the after-circle. I say after circle because Pattaya does a pre-circle as well. In that one, they discuss the coming trail, go over some Hash business, remind people of the rules, initiate virgins, and punish violators (like the fool who wore new shoes to the Hash). I didn’t like waiting around forty-five minutes for the start of the pre-circle at 4:00. We were out in the countryside, and all the locals knew to bring a chair, but I just had to stand around with nothing to do and nowhere to sit. Yeah, yeah, I shouldn’t be such a whiner.

I was able to purchase this colorful Hash shirt to add to my collection.

It was an “A to A” Hash, which means the trail started and finished in the same location. And that location was over twenty kilometers from Pattaya out in farm country. They had a short and long trail, and of course, I opted for the short option, which was just under 5K. I walked to Hash home bar to catch a “bus, adding another 3+K to my day. So, I’ll start the Hash story with that adventure.

I used Google Maps to plot my course to the meeting place at Buffalo Bar. The problem was it didn’t clearly identify the street names I needed to take. So, I used the Waze app to get directions. The trouble with Waze is that it plots a course for automobiles, meaning one-way streets in the wrong direction aren’t options, even if they would be the best route for a walker. So, I tried navigating around that and screwed things up several times.
My misadventures are captured here, although I did eventually reach my destination.
Along the way I saw a couple of shrines like this honoring Buddha.
Here’s another one.
Came across this Hard Rock Cafe on Beach Road. Maybe I’ll pay them a visit in my quest for Thai food.
Beach Road
This is a “Bhat Bus,”–Thailand’s version of the Jeepney. These were the type of buses that carried us to the Hash trail location.
This building looked interesting enough to take a picture of for some reason.
Ah, the name of that building above.
In my wanderings, I came across this eerily familiar place. Yes, I visited the Pussy Bar back in 2016 and discovered there wasn’t a pussy in the place. I wrote about that experience in a post called “Lola.”
And at last, I arrived at my intended destination, Buffalo Bar.
Where I was joined by fellow Subic hashers, Dave and Jo.
We still had 45 minutes before the first “bus” was scheduled to leave, so I had the waitress order me a chicken quesadilla from the Mexican joint next door. There we no local food options available here, promise! I can honestly say this quesadilla was absolutely the worst I’ve ever tasted. I only managed to down two slices.
The inside of Buffalo Bar.
The route to the start of the Hash trail–23K from Buffalo Bar. Subic Hashers are lucky because we can hit the hills right out the backdoor. Urban Hashes like Pattaya have to travel out of town to find a trail.
Loaded up in the Bhat Bus for the forty-minute ride to the Hash start. It held ten of us in relative comfort.
And we have finally arrived. I’m not sure what the actual number of attendees was, but I’d guess seventy or more. Much larger than the Subic Hash, but then, Pattaya is a much larger city.
Thanks for having us!
The pre-Circle. One of the rules is you can’t photograph at the after Circle. I don’t know why.
And we are FINALLY On-On!
Way off on the horizon, you can just see the Pattaya skyline.
Let’s get it done!
I didn’t mind following her behind, I mean behind her. She was on my bus, but I guess her watch was broken because she wouldn’t give me the time of day.
The trail was mostly flat, but there were occasional challenges, like coming down this embankment.
Through the fields we go.
Those houses ahead were abandoned. In fact, throughout the hike I never saw a local resident or occupied building.
A woodsy stretch
Then back to the wide open spaces.
I think I’d miss the mountains if I lived here.
Even without challenging terrain, I was huffing and puffing a bit along the way. I tried to do my deep breathing exercises, and it helped some.
Marching ever onward
The trail was actually very well marked, but we had to backtrack a couple of times when we veered off course.
Through the palms we go
I can see clearly now.
The farmer wasn’t in the dell; I hope he didn’t mind that we were.
The end is near
The final push
And back to our base camp. Laughed at the ad on this Bhat Bus.
The trail started where it ended, I just forget to turn on my tracker at the beginning.

The after Circle was okay, the usual Hash stuff, but the songs weren’t as raunchy as we sing in Subic. They had a raffle and I won this:

Are these authentic Thai biscuits?

So, we did the usual beer drinking, although they didn’t have Zero beer, so I did the San Miguel Light. More alcohol and calories, but I’m on vacation, damn it! So, I was feeling no pain when we boarded the busses back to Pattaya and another Hash bar called I-Rovers.

That would be it. I need to find it again tonight. Tonight I’m meeting an old dart friend from Barretto who lives here now.
I *think* I only had one beer at I-Rovers, but I took a picture of my dessert. As good as it looks.

Well, I was more than a little drunk at this point, and I had no other way back to my hotel than my feet, so I headed out. Walked through an interesting bar area along the way. I need to go back at some point and check it out more thoroughly.

Looks like my kind of place! And I just spotted the clue about location on the sign–LK Metro is a famous bar area here. I’ll be back to explore!
And these marijuana shops are all over the place since pot was legalized last year.

Stop! You’re killing me!
I’ve heard about the kink in Thailand–girls with something “extra.” No thanks!
Another pot shop
Talk about getting high!

Anyway, I found my way to the hotel, safe and sound. I miss having my trike driver friends around, though. I need to be more careful in the future; stumbling around in the dark in a strange city is not a good idea.

More adventures to come.

Thaied up and bound…

…to have fun. At least, that’s my plan. If getting here is half the battle, I made it relatively unscathed. Here are the gritty details.

I was a fool when it came to packing. Rather than suck it up and pay for a checked bag, I figured I could squeeze everything into my carry-on suitcase and do my laptop and meds in my backpack. Turns out I had to overstuff both bags, and my carry-on was too heavy, so I was required to check it and was charged 3000 pesos for the privilege. I should have just brought a larger suitcase to begin with. And now the problem is compounded because I’m already getting besieged with requests for pasalubong, the tradition (more like expectation) that a traveler returns bearing gifts from his destination. My plan now is to purchase a larger suitcase here and use it to bring my carry-on, dirty clothes, and gifts back with me to the Philippines.

As I expected it would, Cebu Pacific Airlines sucks. Typical budget carrier, you pay for your ticket, and everything else is extra. Like a checked bag. Or a drink of water. I’ve never been in such a cramped seating configuration either. My knees were jammed against the seat in front of me, and when I lowered the tray table, it landed on top of my belly. A very uncomfortable three hours in the air. I’ll be loathed to patronize this carrier after my return flight.

Another fucked up thing that didn’t affect me personally was the hassle my friend Dave’s girl went through at immigration. This was her first time doing international travel, and the immigration agent almost caused them to miss the flight by conducting a lengthy interview to determine whether she was going to Thailand as part of a human trafficking scheme. She is in her 40s, for chrissake, and has been with Dave for years. The things this government puts its people through are disgusting. Anyway, I was relieved to see them board the flight just a couple of minutes before the door closed.

Getting through immigration in Bangkok was a breeze. A photo, fingerprints, and a stamp in my passport. Yay! Dave had arranged a car and driver for the 100+ kilometer trip from the airport to Pattaya. We arrived about 1:00 a.m., and as regular readers know, that’s the latest I’ve stayed up in a LONG time. I still woke up at 5:30 this morning and went about my internet routine, then took a brief walk around the neighborhood and had some breakfast.

I’m staying at the Pattaya Sea View Hotel. The room is large and comfortable. When I checked in the receptionist advised that the free breakfast buffet didn’t apply to me since I’d received a discounted rate when I booked. Fuck your buffet anyway!
I don’t see no sea in this view from my room either. Yep, they stuck me on the backside of the building.
No big deal; the beach is right around the corner.

Oh yeah, they drive on the right side of the road here. I was reminded of that when I crossed Beach Road this morning and looked in the wrong direction before stepping out. Oops!

The beach view to the left of me…
…to the right…
…and behind me on Beach Road.
I had breakfast at a place called Beachfront.
Coffee, juice and toast…
And an omelet with meats I wasn’t expecting (and didn’t eat, well, except for the bacon slice).

I’m still getting the exchange rate down in my head, but the breakfast above was 160 Bhat which equates to $4.60 US, not bad I suppose.

And here are some traditional Thai dishes I may (or may not) be experiencing during my visit. That menu is from the rooftop lounge at my hotel named “Virgin.”

On the subject of virginity, I ain’t one. I made a trip here back in 2016. Here’s how it started.

I will lose my Pattaya Hash virginity today. I’ve already mapped out the way to the meet-up location. From there, we’ll catch a bus taking us somewhere, and hopefully, I’ll find my way back.
Today they are celebrating Independence Day in the Philippines. I thought it was interesting that they count their independence from 1898 when by some miracle they were freed from the yoke of the evil Spanish occupiers. And 50 years later the Americans granted independence, but let’s not talk about that, right?
Yeah, why not? What’s the worst that can happen?

Speaking of worst-case scenarios, so far, at least, the breathing seems to be going okay. Wearing a mask on the plane (yeah, the Philippine government still requires that nonsense) wasn’t good, but I survived. I got my nebulizer set up in my room, and I’ll carry my portable one with me on the Hash, just in case.

And what’s a LTG post without a dose of humor?

Tomorrow I’ll have a report on the Hash, and I also plan to get out and see more of the city. So far, I am really enjoying the vibe here. Walking the beach path this morning, I saw more Western-looking folks (mostly men, of course) than Thais. I wonder what that’s all about?

Stay tuned.