Angry skies

The crazy rain continues to fall, night and day, with only brief interludes to sucker you outside to be dumped on.

This came up in my Facebook newsfeed this morning, but looking outside, the rain appears to be its natural color.
These past few days, we have been squeezed between two tropical storms generating a lot of rainfall. Overall, this month hasn’t been much more than usual, but it has been compressed into smaller time frames, making it seem worse.

Anyway, life goes on, rain or shine. I had business to attend to at Hideaway, so I ventured out in the wetness to do my Wednesday feeding.

Kept it simple with roast chicken and a brownie dessert.

There was some let-up in the rainfall, so I left the house a little earlier than normal to take advantage. For whatever good it did me. It did get me drinking sooner than I like, but what else can you do in stormy weather?

I stuck it out at Hideaway until around six, then made my way to Cheap Charlies. Jim was there, so I sat with him. Of course, Alma and Nerissa were there, wanting their thirst quenched, and I obliged them. A few beers later, Jim invited me to join him at Voodoo, and off we went. I hadn’t visited Voodoo in quite a while, and Josie was happy to see me again. Jim was meeting Troy later for a barhop, but I declined to participate. I was near my beer intake limit and was down to my last 1000 pesos. That’s one benefit of limiting the amount of money I carry when I go out–it saves me from making alcohol-induced bad judgments. Saw Jim and Troy walking as I rode the trike home and called out, “Fuck off, ya cunts!” as I passed by. Yep, going home early was the right decision.

Early to bed (8:30) and earlier to rise (3:30). That’s the way this old fart rolls these days. Rain and thunder with my morning coffee, but I stuck to my routines.

The angry skies as seen during my morning dog walk.
The muddy river view from the patio while having my morning coffee with Swan.

After coffee, the rain let up some, and I decided to get some steps in with a neighborhood walk.

Looking back up at the patio I had recently vacated. One more month until I move in.
When it is pissing down rain, that water has to go somewhere.
Easter Mountain weathering the storm.
As I was nearing home, the skies opened up again, and the rain was coming down in sheets. I tried to capture that effect with this photo and failed. But yeah, the streets were wet with it.
I didn’t think to turn on the Map My Walk app until I stopped to take the photo of my new house. But here is what my walk through the ‘hood looked like this morning.

In other news, the water in the house isn’t working. I sent my helper Teri to find out why, and she reported they shut it off for non-payment of the bill. WTF? I never got a bill, and I check the mailbox every morning. They also told Teri we owed 3700 pesos. That’s insane. The water bill is never more than 500 pesos, and we paid it last month. This is some kind of weird scam, but there is nothing I can do but pay if I want to be able to shower and flush the toilet. Fuckers.

In better news, one of my blog readers sent me a link to fmovies.to, a site where I can watch “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” for free. I’ve got it queued up and ready to start watching this afternoon. Thanks again, Nate!

You don’t see many Lord of the Rings memes these days, but this one earned a Tolkien of my appreciation:

Check your privilege, bitch!

I’m a pun and a dad joke kind of guy, but there is always room for sarcasm:

You don’t say…

That’s it for this rainy day. I feel duty-bound to check on the Bars of Barretto to ensure they are weathering the storm and donate some cash (in exchange for beers) to help them through these troubled times. I’ll let you know how that goes tomorrow.

Bar None

Tuesday’s gone, but I’m still around to write about it. Not that it was a particularly newsworthy day, but I did change things up some. Here’s how it all went down:

As usual, I did my weekly grocery shopping at Royal. My helper and Swan were there to assist. Even with Swan’s added items to my basket, my tab was under 15,000 pesos, so I was glad about that.

Arrived a few minutes early, so had to wait for the doors to open before I could enjoy “the heart of value shopping.”

Swan had invited me over to her/our place for my Tuesday night beer drinking, so I bought a case of San Miguel Light for that purpose. After dropping Swan, her groceries, and the beer off, I returned home to await her message that she had completed her tutoring work and I could join her. It was pouring down rain all afternoon so I was trapped at home. I took a couple of naps and tried to find a movie that was recommended for me on Netflix and YouTube without success. Well, YouTube had it, but you had to pay to see it. And the only method of paying was via credit card. I just didn’t trust them with that info, so I’ll find another way to acquire “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” before I forget.

It was a little after five when Swan messaged me that she was ready for me to come over. The rain had slacked up some, but it was still a wet ten-minute walk getting there (umbrellas are pretty much useless in the wind). A peck on the lips when I arrived, and then I took my usual seat on the patio to begin my nightly chore of beer consumption.

I reckon I’ll be frequenting this space more often after my move next month. A beer, a girl, and a view; what else do you need? I’m going to name my new watering hole “Bar None.”
The evening view from Bar None yesterday.

We had about thirty minutes alone together before Swan’s sister and nieces arrived. During that time, I asked Swan about our future living arrangements. She told me the niece would be moving back to the family complex next month to live. I do feel guilty about splitting them up, but not so much that I’m willing to be guilty of the crime of cohabitation with a minor. I did tell Swan that if she preferred, I’d help her rent a place so she could continue to live with her niece. Swan said she preferred to stay with me, which was the answer I was hoping for.

When the family members arrived, Swan had a surprise in store for me.

A homemade cheesecake for my belated birthday. It was quite tasty. Swan said she had a can of berries as a topping but didn’t use them because they were outdated. It was just fine without them.
Pictures of the mystery woman are still verboten. Her dog, Snickers, is not so shy.

Anyway, it was a pleasant evening hanging out with Swan and her clan. I was in charge of the music and did a Spotify playlist of tunes from the 50s and 60s. Swan even danced with me a couple of times!

Around nine o’clock, I did the walk home alone in the dark, but at least the rain had subsided to a light sprinkle. I would have preferred to stay with Swan, but as usual, she said I have to wait until next month.

And now it is Wednesday.

The dawn view from my house this morning. It gave me some hope that the worst of the storm was over, but alas, it didn’t last. It’s been raining like crazy all day long. The Wednesday Walkers group hike was canceled, so I’ve had another lazy day.

My plan as of now is to brave the rain and make the trek to Hideaway Bar for the Wednesday feeding and see how things go from there.

I came across this somewhere on the ‘net and felt compelled to share it on my Facebook:

It certainly applies to my next door neighbors who keep their dogs caged and let them bark incessantly throughout the night.

I haven’t heard much talk about renewed COVID restrictions here, but President Biden’s call for more mandatory vaccinations is generating some rumblings on the internet. Have people finally come to see what a farce this has all been, and will they now actively resist this type of government overreach? I’m a bit pessimistic about that, but this meme could become the battle cry of the resistance:

Freedom isn’t free; you have to fight for it. Here’s hoping the sheeple won’t be scammed again.

That’s all I’ve got for now.

Feeling a little Hashful

I survived the first Hash in my 69th year yesterday, so there you go. As is my custom, I channeled Frank Sinatra and did the trail My Way. I walked to the starting point at Savers on the far side of Barretto from my house and noticed that the end of Hare’s trail came through Alta Vista. So, I did the end of the trail at the beginning, and my “shortcut” took a hunk out from the middle. My version was almost the same length as the official trail, so I didn’t really cheat, not that I give a damn anyway. At my age, I’m just happy to be out and about, and I intend to stay within my limits, such as they are.

The best news was that we got an almost miraculous break in the rain during the Hash yesterday afternoon, which is a good thing, especially on the muddy hills we had to traverse. On-Home was at Blue Butterfly, which is a decent enough venue for the Hash Circle. I’m boycotting IDM, so I did my after-Hash drinking alone at Sloppy Joe’s.

Here’s how the Hash went down:

Purple is the Hare’s trail; green is my shortcut. I cut out a piece featuring a second climb. I’m not as good as I once was, but I’m as good once as I ever was.
Gathering for the Hash at Savers on the edge of town.
And we are On-On! For the first time ever, I forgot to put on my hat when I left the house yesterday. I was too far down the road to turn around, so I just did without. Damn, scary how fast my brain is deteriorating.
Turning up
Through the ‘hood
And into the hills we go
It is better to pass through than live here, I’d wager. But what do I know?
Cookie delivery
The view from here
Yep. they got some cookies too.
It’s been six months or so since I last passed this way, but they always hear me coming.
My “shortcut” path down was a little more treacherous than I remembered. But no trips, slips, or falls, so it turned out okay.
Back on the pavement at last!
On-Home at Blue Butterfly
The hosts for Friday’s charity hike joined us for the Hash
And Crash Test Dummy got the Hashit as a reward.

It turned out to be a pretty good day on trail, all in all.

It is raining again today, and it appears that wet will be the new normal for a while.

The story I’m hearing is we have not one but two typhoons vying to generate enough wind and rain to create some misery. ‘Tis the season.

And that’s the way it is for now. Well, here’s a quick update on the Swan saga–a brief exchange on Messenger this morning:

Swan: One month we live together. We will be ok.

Me: That’s my hope…

Swan: We will . Thank you for everything. Thank you for always there for me. Thank you. You still understand me.

Me: Trying my best… 🙂

Swan: I know you are. That’s why i thank you..

Seems like progress to me. We’ll see what happens next.

Let them eat cake!

I made it through the first day of my 68th year unscathed for the most part. A couple of surprises along the way, and not all surprises are good ones, but you just go with the flow and make the best of them. I can honestly say this was the best birthday I’ve had. This year. Here’s the lowdown on how it unfolded.

Swan canceled our morning coffee get-together because she had something else to do. She did send me a GIF wishing me a happy birthday. Yep, you heard that right–I got a GIF for my birthday! And then I didn’t hear from her again until later that night. I won’t lie; the fact that she couldn’t spare an hour or two to spend with me on the once-a-year occasion of celebrating my birth was a little off-putting and made me start questioning just how much she values having me in her life. And then, at the end of my night of beer drinking my blues away, I saw this posted on her Facebook:

Well, I’ll be damned. Who knew I was such a failure?

And yes, I’m sure it was Swan’s way of paying respect to her deceased love, but after being stiffed on my b-day, it made me feel like shit.

Another bleak happening was that God, through his bitch, Mother Nature, sent me a typhoon as a gift. It rained like a mother fucker all damn day, precluding me from taking my usual Sunday solo hike. Well, at least it gave me plenty of time to sit around feeling sorry for myself.

On a more positive note, I have exactly 888 Facebook “friends.” And yesterday, I received birthday greetings from over 200 of them, some of whom I hadn’t heard from in years. It was nice to be remembered! Facebook also shared a birthday memory from seven years ago when I was still working and living in Seoul:

Those were the days. Even if I didn’t know it at the time.

Trapped in the house with nowhere to go, I made myself a birthday breakfast:

Ain’t I special?

The neighbor behind my place had an erection that I could not avoid seeing:

As I feared, what was left of my balcony view has now been obliterated. Glad I’m moving soon.

I was hanging out, hoping the rain would ease up before I headed into town. Then I got a message from Chris and Shieryl asking if I was going to come to Sloppy Joe’s. Well, it was feeding day at Hideaway, so I responded, “Probably not.” They wanted to buy me a birthday beer, and since I had to walk past Sloppy Joe’s to get to Hideaway, I told them I would pop in for one on my way.

And that’s when I got my first surprise of the day, an unexpected birthday cake.

The second surprise was that the cake was a gift from Mary (the 18-year-old I befriended who is now working in Manila). Shieryl told me Mary had sent her the money and asked that she give me a cake on my birthday. I messaged Mary a thank-you and she had some kind words about how much I have meant to her. That was sweet and improved my mood some.

Blowing out my first candle of the year.
The colors made me wonder if this cake was a leftover from Pride Month. It was tasty, though.

I let the bar staff enjoy the cake leftovers, finished my beer, and went on to complete my feeding mission. As usual, I ordered the grub from Jewel Café and had it delivered to Hideaway.

Isn’t that sweet? They reserved my favorite seat for me. And in case you didn’t notice, “Gwapo” (handsome) is my nickname in almost all the bars.
They made me this nice sign, too.
Another cake and another candle to blow.
Singing me the birthday song

Naturally, I rang the bell to purchase all the girls a lady drink as part of the celebration.

And then the food arrived.
Some of the crew…
And the others

There was a bit of controversy over the food. I noticed one of the girls not eating and motioned her to come get some. She wanted fried chicken, and it was all gone. Now, I had ordered eleven meals as specified in Joy’s message, so everyone should have got what they wanted. I saw one girl walk away with two boxes, and it just killed my buzz thinking they treated each other like that. I messaged Joy later, and she explained that she had called the left-out gal to get her food, and she had declined to come. When she did, the wings she wanted had been eaten. So, really, it was her own fault. They call that girl “the crazy one,” and I’ve seen some behavior that warrants the nickname. So, whatever. Anyway, I spent a hundred bucks in Hideaway between the food and the lady drinks. Usually, I leave in a good mood, but that wasn’t the case last night.

Earlier, my former love and now friend at Snackbar had messaged me asking that I come by so they could wish me a Happy Birthday. So, I made the long walk across town in the rain to do so.

And there I was presented with my THIRD birthday cake of the night–a new record for me in this lifetime.
And I got to celebrate in the VIP lounge.

That visit turned out to be the highlight of my night. For the first time in a very long time, me and “Pam” had a long and heartfelt one-on-one discussion about what’s been going on in our lives. She told me about ending the relationship with the man she had gone back to after me and about the new relationship she had recently made. I believe she has definitely traded up this time, and I’m happy and hopeful for her. She knows about Swan, and I got to talk some about how it felt to be ignored by her on my birthday. Pam gave me the same advice as others have said–be patient and give Swan time. She also thought I should plan a getaway trip, which I’d actually been considering. So, my drunken self was feeling a little better about things after I departed from Snackbar.

And then I came home and saw the post from Swan about all the things she missed. I’m an impatient and selfish man, but damn, I don’t know how long I can play the role of second fiddle in her life to a dead man. Swan says it will be better in October when I move in. We shall see.

This should be a happy time in my life.

I will conclude with this Calvin and Hobbs cartoon that reminded me of the math problems Kevin Kim sometimes posts on his blog.

It’s time for me to Hash…hopefully, the rain holds off today.

Sexy ate

“Age has no reality except in the physical world. The essence of a human being is resistant to the passage of time. Our inner lives are eternal, which is to say that our spirits remain as youthful and vigorous as when we were in full bloom. Think of love as a state of grace, not the means to anything, but the alpha and omega. An end in itself.”

― Gabriel García Márquez, Love in the Time of Cholera

Yep, I survived another journey around the sun. I hope I have a few more to go. My goal is another fifteen. My dad made it to 83, so it’s in my genes, at least. I took a stroll through some of my photo memories this morning, and this is what I saw:

That must have been one sexy photographer to get this reaction from me at three years old.
Doesn’t look too safe for a four-year-old, but I survived.
Me and the bros grew up camping and riding in the back of pickup trucks.
Escorting my grandma Pernie at my older brother’s wedding
High school senior picture
Long-haired hippy freak at 19
Still into camping at 20
Keeping the softball stats for my team, the Ringwraiths, at 21
Married with two kids in Prescott, Arizona, at 23
Re-reading the Lord of the Rings at 24
Single father at 26
Adapting to the Southern lifestyle in my 30s
My first HR manager gig in Roanoke, Virginia at 40
Vacation in Istanbul at 50
A drunken night in Itaewon at 55
Making some bad life choices in my 50s…
But I still achieved success in my career.
Making friends with the locals in Korea
I dreamed of being a professional darts player when I retired. Turns out I wasn’t good enough
But there were other opportunities for fun as a retired dude spending half the year in Asia.
And the other half of the year in South Carolina
Photographic evidence that I truly am God’s gift to women.
Things didn’t work out the way I planned, but life goes on.
I got rehired into my old job, lost some weight, and tried to make the best of what I had left.
My last night as a 67-year-old in the Philippines.

Thank you for your indulgence.

Lots of things to think about as I plot my course on the road ahead. Maybe I’ll even figure out which way to go before it’s too late. But in the end, I suppose it is all about the ride.

Yes, my guard stood hard when abstract threats
Too noble to neglect
Deceived me into thinking
I had something to protect
Good and bad, I define these terms
Quite clear, no doubt, somehow
Ah, but I was so much older then
I'm younger than that now.

What a busy day looks like

Well, I didn’t have time to get bored, that’s for sure. Here’s how all those hours got filled yesterday.

A morning drive to the far side of Olongapo City brought us to the Old Cabalan Elementary School.
Appreciation certificates were handed out…
And some needy kids received their school supplies. Mission accomplished! Now, let’s hike.
Shall we gather at the river?
Yes, we shall!
Posing for a photo at the beginning of our journey.
Let’s roll!
Down the road we go
Some construction work made things a little sloppy for a bit.
The country life
Seems peaceful
We’ll take the high road, thank you very much!
Regrouping
Another bridge crossing
Heading for the hills
Not those hills, thank goodness
Everything is harder when you are old and fat
But it could always be worse!
A steady up, not steep but long.
And then we came to the steep part. Some of us said “nope” and took a rest before heading back.
The view us pussies missed on top.
Heading back down
For some reason, I kept thinking of my favorite ice cream flavor…
Steve decided to cool off by taking a dip in the river
Laundry day
Not me; I just kept on walking.
That’s life in the countryside
Wet and wild
Back across the river
Post-hike refreshments
A beer with a view
Not Steve, I mean the river.

Anyway, it was a good hike and nice to be out in an unfamiliar area for a change of scenery.

It was a “there and back again” trail. The red is the section us shortcutters missed. We still did a healthy (for us) 5K.

I got back home, did a post here at LTG, took a shower and a short nap, and then headed back out for my 4:30 appointment with Dr. Jo. The blood work results weren’t back yet, but she and hubby Chris reviewed the ultrasound workups. For some reason, my left kidney is bigger than my right kidney, but the pain I’m experiencing is on my right side, so that’s probably not it. I also have some small kidney stones. They are too small for any procedure but ripe for some proactive actions to help expel them naturally. I got another tablet to take and a recommendation for some local plant-based tea my helper will look to find. The bottom line is I’m supposed to drink plenty of fluids. I asked, does that include beer? Chris said it couldn’t hurt. Dr. Jo shook her head and advised we’ll see about that when we get the liver results. It looks like I have a window of opportunity in the meantime. The pain in my side has subsided significantly, so that’s a hopeful sign.

After the doctor’s appointment, I headed out for the liquid refreshment my kidneys so desperately need. I thought I’d start by checking out the new Sloppy Joe’s.

Here’s how the old Sloppy Joe’s looks these days.

And here are some shots of the new version:

Inside seating area
Outside tables. You can see on the left where they knocked out the wall.
That’s Jim guarding the front entrance.
And for those of you asking about Martin/18 Kilo Ass, I found him. He said he is hoping to get back to hiking soon.
And here I am using the urinal in the Sloppy Joe’s CR. I recalled the last time I peed here would have been in 2019 when the bar was called The Man Cave. Memories are funny things that hit you when you least expect them. What a pisser!

So, I stayed drinking with Jim at Sloppy Joe’s for several beers; then, he suggested we go upstairs to La Oficina. Why not? Up the stairs, plopped down at a seat near the dance stage, and ordered more beer. This was SOB night, so only a couple of dancers were performing. One of them was a real cutie, and with my usually stellar judgment impaired by the kidney medication I’d been drinking, I called her down to join us (Jim was buying drinks for a couple of waitresses. The dancer is named Chloe, and she was fun to hang with, especially since all my old jokes were new to her. I bought her two single-lady drinks before leaving.

Jim was supposed to meet Troy at Adam’s Bar, another venue I almost never visit, so I figured I’d tag along. When we got back downstairs, Troy was at Sloppy Joe’s. He downed his beer and joined us, but wanted to visit Lux bar (next door to Adam’s) first. That’s another bar I rarely patronize. It’s kind of weird because it is one of the nicer bars in town, but for some reason, I just don’t go. Anyway, the door girl latched onto me right as I entered and joined us at our table. An older gal (40, she said) named April. She was also very nice, and I found her worthy of a lady drink. After a couple of beers, Jim and Troy headed upstairs to Adam’s, and I followed them there.

I was very surprised to see Eunice when I arrived. Eunice was one of my regulars at Cheap Charlies, but I hadn’t seen her there recently. Last night was her first night of work at Adam’s, so I naturally welcomed her with a lady drink. I asked what happened at Cheap Charlies, and as I understood her, she missed some work days, and they let her go. Imagine that. My kidneys by now had all the meds I could withstand, so I said my goodnight to all and caught a trike for home.

Quite a day, eh? When I checked to make sure this post title wasn’t duplicated, I came across a post I wrote back in March 2005, shortly after my move to Korea. You may or may not find it of interest. I was a different kind of busy in those days.

And on my morning walk today, I saw there is a new bar coming to town.

This building has been vacant since the scamdemic. It used to be a “man bar” (male dancers for the entertainment of the ladies and gays, I suppose. I never stepped inside. The sign says it is going to be named Red Bar. And since they are advertising for dancers (I assume female), it is going to be another one of those kind of places.

There are two other new bars in the process of opening as well. I honestly have no idea where the customers are going to come from to support them all. Even I have my limits. We need more tourists and two-week millionaires!

But Saturday night is fast approaching now, and I’m going to go out and do my best to help out the local business community. Provided they serve San Mig Zero.

I lifted this from a post on Kevin Kim’s blog. I have no available evidence to refute the fact-checker. All I can say is that I am following doctor’s orders.

Don’t close your eyes

I just returned from this morning’s charity hike in Olongapo and have a doctor’s appointment in a couple of hours. And I really need a nap. So, today’s post will be brief.

Swan joined me for dinner last night. When she accepted my invitation a few days ago, she told me she would spend the night. That got me excited! She had a tutoring client in the early evening, so she didn’t arrive until almost seven p.m. Still, my preparation timing was on point, and the meal came together shortly after her arrival.

Steaks off the grill and onto the plate. Due to Swan’s late arrival, I was grilling in the dart, with only my phone “torch” to see by. So, an almost blind man can cook a steak if he is lucky!
Dinner is served. Ribeye steak, baked potato, broccoli-cauliflower, corn-on-the-cob, and garlic bread. I had a San Miguel Light to wash it down; Swan drank water.

After dinner, we sat in the living room, and I played music from my YouTube playlists on the TV. Swan was finalizing orders for her meat distribution business, so she had her eye on the phone a lot. I asked if she wanted to watch something on Netflix, and she responded that she was enjoying the music. Good enough for me. One of the songs that played was “Don’t Close Your Eyes” by Keith Whitley. It resonated with me, but I couldn’t tell how closely Swan was listening. Naturally, I was looking forward to bedtime until Swan casually mentioned she was on her menstruation. Damn, that was disappointing news. I asked her later if she knew she’d be having her period when she volunteered to spend the night with me. She denied it. Oh well, I teased her some about other orifices, but I wasn’t serious. And honestly, the way I’ve been feeling lately, it may have been a blessing that I didn’t exert myself with lovemaking. But damn, I would have been glad to give it a go. Oh, well.

We did have a nice night of cuddling and that’s something I miss almost as much as sex, so I’m grateful for that. Swan left early this morning to get her niece ready for school and I set about preparing for my charity hike and presentation ceremony in Olongapo.

The school our group of hikers helped out.
The setting for the event
The recipients of the school supplies and their benefactors.
Recognition for the donors
It was my honor and privilege to participate in this effort.

All told, our group donated around 35,000 pesos ($700) so the impoverished students would have needed school supplies. It’s nice to help make a difference!

I’ve got to hit the shower and the sheets now, so I’ll post pictures from today’s hike here tomorrow, along with an update on what lies ahead for me health-wise.

I know you loved him
A long time ago
Even now in my arms
You still want him I know
But darling this time
Let your memories die
When you hold me tonight
Don't close your eyes

Don't close your eyes
Let it be me
Don't pretend it's him
In some fantasy
Darling just once
Let yesterday go
You'll find more love
Than you've ever known
Just hold me tight
When you love me tonight
And don't close your eyes

Maybe I've been a fool
Holding on all this time
Lyin' here in your arms
Knowing he's in your mind
But I keep hoping some day
That you'll see the light
Let it be me tonight
Don't close your eyes

Don't close your eyes
Let it be me
Don't pretend it's him
In some fantasy
Darling just once
Let yesterday go
You'll find more love
Than you've ever known
Just hold me tight
When you love me tonight
And don't close your eyes

I’ve had better days…

…but it can always be worse. As long as I’m alive, I can bitch about life here, so there’s that.

Yesterday began and ended in pain. Last night was actually a little scary. I started coughing in Alley Cats, and with whatever it is that ails me, a cough feels like being stabbed in the side. I caught a trike for home (at 7:30!), and it took a nebulizer session, a saltwater gargle, and two cups of green tea with honey to put the cough to rest so that I could. I went to bed early and slept through the night, which was a blessing.

I visited my doctor yesterday afternoon, and she took some blood to check on my liver and gall bladder. She also referred me for an ultrasound session to get a peek at what’s going on inside of me. Nothing was enlarged or abnormal in appearance from my review of the results, but we’ll see what Dr. Jo has to say on Friday when the lab results are back.

Yesterday also brought another kind of pain, this time in the ass. Once again, it seems the casual acquaintances in my life expect me to bail them out of their financial difficulties. One of them really pissed me off because she continued to beg after I said no. Part of my anger was at myself for feeling a little guilty. This gal is one of my regular waitresses at It Doesn’t Matter. I gladly helped her out recently when she needed medicine for an illness. This time, she wanted money to buy school supplies for her three kids. I’m a regular customer (or was) at the bar where she works; how does that make me responsible for her children’s needs? My guilt derived from the fact that I recently donated a whole lot more money than she wanted for tomorrow’s charity hike–money that will be used to buy school supplies for complete strangers. If I willingly gave for them, why not her? So, I resolved that dissonance like this: When I walked by IDM on my way to Hideaway, I stopped and handed the waitress in question an envelope with most of the amount she requested. I didn’t say a word; I just turned and walked away. I don’t intend to return to IDM, so she lost a customer. I also blocked her on Facebook, so I guess that means she lost a “friend” as well. I’m not sure if this was a total violation of Rule #1 (don’t be a sucker), but it felt close enough, and now I’m confident it won’t happen again. At least with her.

The Wednesday feeding of the Hideaway girls cheered me up some. I sent Joy out for some roast chicken to go with the banana-nut muffins I baked for the crew. As usual, they all seemed to enjoy their dinner treat.

There’s Joy munchin’ her muffin…

After Hideaway, I decided to pay a visit to Blue Butterfly after a long hiatus. The waitress who served me left me alone, and I appreciated that I could just enjoy my beer and watch the world pass by on the highway (I was in the outdoor section). But before I’d finished my beer, two gals that I’ve seen in the past came out and hovered around my table. Well, me being me, I told some jokes and engaged in some banter. Then, I ordered a second beer. And oddly enough, when I didn’t offer any lady drinks, the girls both got busy and disappeared back inside. That works for me and my new, more frugal attitude.

I finished my second beer and departed, but I’ll be back on Monday since the Hash On-Home is there this week. As I was walking on the highway, I saw “Mama” (the umbrella lady I support) up ahead. As I caught up with her, I saw her walk to the entrance of the Annex Bar and look inside. When she turned around, she was surprised to see me and exclaimed, “Papa! I was looking for you!” I gave her a smile and the usual 100 pesos.

I crossed the highway and went inside The Green Room. It was way too busy for my tastes, so I I walked on through to Wet Spot. I’d just been there the night before and wasn’t feeling it, so I headed back out onto the highway. I figured I’d check out the other side of town for something different. Then I saw Jim up ahead and followed him until we reached Sloppy Joe’s. It’s officially closed and moved to the new location now. I asked Jim where he was headed next, and he said Alley Cats. Ah, my old darts home. I went with him and said hello to lots of old familiar faces I hadn’t seen for a while. While enjoying my second beer, the coughing fit started, so I bailed for home.

After the visit to the clinic that did my ultrasound, I treated my driver, my helper, and Swan to breakfast at a nice little restaurant on SBMA called Extremely Expresso.

I can’t imagine what an $18. hamburger must look like, but I doubt I could finish one.

My guests all ordered a Filipino-style breakfast. I went with French toast. They were served first, and when the waitress saw my perplexed look, she assured me my food would be ready soon; the cook was “cutting the bread.” That was surprising. How do you cut French toast?

Oh, now I see. Never seen it served that way before. It was good, though.
And a close-up of my coffee mug.

After breakfast, we went to the mall. I was hoping for an eye examination, but the optometrist was not in yet. Dr. Jo had recommended some compression stockings to relieve some swelling in my legs, so we picked up a pair of those while there.

Support ho’s? Well, I do buy lady drinks…

I’m staying home tonight, but Swan is coming over later for dinner. I plan to grill some steaks and serve them with a baked potato, corn-on-the-cob, broccoli, and garlic bread.

I’ll leave you with some wisdom I found while trolling the internet:

Sorry ’bout that, Mr. Kim. Truly sorry.
It sucks when that happens.
Math never was my strong suit. I’m better at grammar and punctuation.
So many of my favorite musicians are dumbass lefties (but I repeat myself). Still, I choose to like the songs while disliking the politics of the person singing them. Yeah, I’m talking to you, too, Neil Young.

Old and new

I’m old, and that’s not news, but the elderly need love too. Meanwhile, the adventure continues. Such as it is.

Grocery shopping day at Royal, and I spent too much as usual. Still, spending the money there is better value than in the bars. Starting next month, I’m going to set a budget for each of my spending categories and do my best to keep it balanced.

Another area where I’ve been overspending is in my charity budget, but again, that’s for some hopefully good causes. If I have to cut back on lady drinks to give more here, that’s a sacrifice the bargirls will have to live with.

Our hiking group is participating in a fundraiser for school supplies for needy students this Friday.
A donation for the cause
And what that donation bought. Every little bit helps.

Looking forward to a good time come Friday.

I mapped my walk to my future home and coffee with Swan.

.63 kilometers door-to-door.

And then I took a different route home (the way Swan comes) to see if it was a better way to go.

.66 kilometers, so not much different. This way feels longer with more backtracking to me.

And I didn’t forget commenter Soju’s request for a “vagina” hike.

That’s the best I could come up with, but it looks more like a limp dick than a pussy. Sorry!

Kevin Kim had a post called “Give yourself to the dark side” that included this link to a Myers-Briggs personality test. I’d done several of those over the years but couldn’t remember the results. I had some time to kill, so I waded into the questions and scoring, and it turns out I’m an INFP (introversion, intuition, feeling, and perceiving). It sounds about right. Hey, if the shoe fits, wear it.

The big news from the bar scene was that last night was slated to be the opening night for the newly revamped Maze.

Six bars, a restaurant, and a hotel all under one roof.

As you can see from the arrows above, the bars are mostly interconnected, so you can do a bar hop without ever leaving the building. So, naturally, my plan for the evening beer ingestion was to do just that.

Things don’t always go as planned. I had noticed coming home from the grocery store that Sloppy Joe’s was still open at the old location. I decided to stop by there on the way to the Maze to see what was happening.

Yep, still open. The waitress thought it would be a couple more days before the move to the Maze was completed.
So I decided to stay for a “goodbye” beer…
Then Chris and his gal Sheiryl showed up. They are always entertaining and Chris bought me a beer, so I wound up staying a while longer than planned.

So, as I made my way to the Maze, I intended to start on the third floor at Barcelona, then work my way back down with stops at La Oficina and Alaska. Upon arrival, I saw that the stairs to BarCelona were dark. Then I realized it was Tuesday, and BarCelona and La Oficina are closed on Tuesday. It seems Daddy Dave’s big announcement about the grand opening was a bit premature.

The soon-to-be new home of Sloppy Joe’s
And the entrance to the new Alaska

Now, the old Alaska opened at five p.m. When I arrived at the new venue yesterday, it was a bit before six. And when I looked inside there were busy construction workers but no customers. Hmm, time to retreat and rethink my plans. I crossed the highway and climbed the stairs to Cheap Charlies.

I had a good view of the Maze from my CC vantage point, and after about thirty minutes I noticed what appeared to be customers visiting Alaska. So, I headed back across the highway to check it out. Sure enough, they were open. When I walked through the entrance I heard one of the dancers calling my name. Ah, it was Joy. Come on down for a drink then.

The stage at the new Alaska Club.

So, I went over to where owner Jerry was sitting and said, “Hey, I noticed they spelled Alaska wrong.” He seemed surprised and turned around to see the writing on the wall. I laughed and told him, “made you look!” He admitted I’d got him and later sent me over a free beer. Good times.

When I’d had my fill, I walked through the new door connecting Alaska to Wet Spot and finished my night there, drinking with Daddy Dave and, of course, Aine. So, I didn’t do the bar crawl I had imagined, but things turned out okay. The Maze will be there when I’m ready to try again.

Rough night last night after I went to bed. That pain in my side is back and worse than ever. I had a coughing fit, and each cough felt like being stabbed. Rolling over in bed was also painful. This morning I sneezed, and jeezus, that hurt. I decided to forego the Wednesday Walkers group hike and have an appointment with Dr. Jo this afternoon. I’m pretty sure it is some muscle issue, but I want to get confirmation it is not something more serious.

And that’s what’s new with this old guy.

It’s a beautiful morning

That was yesterday, but that’s the day I’m writing about, so it works.

It was Hash Monday, and I wasn’t feeling at the top of my game, but I figured I’d give it a shot and see what happens. After my morning nap, I had an hour to kill and didn’t feel like sitting around, so I went to Sit-n-Bull for a light lunch before the Hash.

A soft-shell chicken taco with beans and rice from the value menu. Tasty it was!

The VFW meet-up location was only a block away, so I hustled over to await the start of the Hash trail. (Thanks to Pubic Head for his photographic contributions to this post. I reckon half of these shots are his.)

The Hare, Fireman, providing guidance on what to expect on trail. He said it was 4.8K with three gentle climbs and two checkpoints. That circle with the ‘x’ is an example of a checkpoint. When you encounter one, you need to explore all possible directions to discover which is the real trail. I personally despise them as a time waster, especially because I’m almost always at the back of the pack.
And we are On-On!
Follow the leaders!
The first climbs begins.
Onward and upward we go!
Hillside living isn’t always pretty.
Leaving it all behind.
A view along the way
Keep it up!
Regrouping up top.
What are we waiting for?
Let’s go!
Just like a walk in the park.
Did I mention it was a beautiful day?
The down that preceded the second up.
At the four corners checkpoint. Finding the Hare’s trail was easy enough, but now it was time to decide: to shortcut or not?
Some chose the long path…
…and some of us were singing “My Way”
The Easter Mountain view
The bay view
The Barretto view
Getting down
Like a broken escalator
How much more motivation do I need?
The red Hash trail and the green shortcut trail. It was all good!
The On-Home venue this week was at Fireman’s house. That’s him in the “boss” shirt. He even had food catered from Jewel Café for all the Hashers. Well done, Todd!
Hanging out
Standing around
Being Gash-ful
The look of love is in her eyes…
Deflowering our two virgins
Drink it down-down-down-down. What doesn’t go in you goes on you! I was impressed that both gals sucked down the whole bottle without it leaving their lips. Well done!

After the Hash was over, I hung out with some of the guys at It Doesn’t Matter. Good times!

Salted

And no pep.

I’m not sure what’s wrong with me these past couple of days. No energy and just feeling lethargic all the time. I couldn’t even convince my tired old body to do a short Sunday walk. Not feeling much better this morning, which doesn’t bode well for the Hash later today.

I did manage to drag my ass over to Swan’s for our morning coffee ritual. Work on the house continues, and hopefully, it will be ready for my forthcoming move-in on October 1.

Soon I’ll have a CR on the rooftop, so no going up and down the stairs to take a piss.
The view from the roof.
And just for the hell of it, I did a zoom shot of the shipyard formerly known as Hanjin.

I had intended to do my morning walk when I left Swan’s. Instead, I dragged my lazy ass home and took a nap. And another nap a couple of hours after that. I hate feeling this way.

I did make it into town later in the day to do the Hideaway feeding.

Two thousand pesos worth of food from Jewel Café.

When it came time for me to depart Hideaway, I paid my tab and headed for the door. And that’s when I discovered that it was pouring down rain. Totally unexpected, and I was without an umbrella. I sent Joy to buy one for me and had another beer while waiting. With the new umbrella in hand, I ventured out into the driving rain. Even with the umbrella, I was still getting wet below my head and shoulders. And the flooded streets soaked my feet. Places where I might have sought refuge, like Blue Butterfly, were closed, so I kept going until I reached The Annex bar. And that’s where I stayed until time to go home.

It could have been worse, I suppose. The Annex plays nice music with videos on large screen TVs. Just a bartender and a waitress, so no lady drink pressure. I may need to spend more time there in the future.

When I got home, I had a coughing fit which was accompanied by a stabbing pain in my side. Based on my internet sleuthing, it’s probably just a muscle strain, but I’ll continue to monitor it for signs of possible appendicitis.

When it rains, it pours.

Hopefully, I’ll be back tomorrow with more positive news. Surviving the Hash will be a good first step!

Big Shot

Wanna see what my Saturday was like? Here you go:

The morning started with a rainbow, as seen from my current residence…
And from my future home.

After completing the coffee ritual with Swan, I headed out on a quest to retrieve some cash from the BPI ATM in Subic town. I wasn’t feeling up for a long highway trek, so caught a Jeepney to my destination.

I was appropriately attired for the occasion in one of my “I’m not your goddamn ATM” t-shirts.

With my wallet now creating an attractive bulge in my pants, it was time to find my way home. I needed to get in some steps, so I decided to take the roundabout way back–through Magnam-Vacca barangay to the Govic Highway, then a walk through Naugsol village and onto Sawmill Road to complete the journey to Barretto. I estimated it would be a 10K jaunt, and off I went.

Over the river in Subic town
Past the Waltermart shopping center
The basketball court in Magnan-Vacca
The Fiesta Homes subdivision
And onto Govic Highway
Then I turned onto the long road to Naugsol
And I encountered this old friend along the way
Hard at work in the rice fields
Passing the river and Bridge #4 on Sawmill Road
This bridge has been rebuilt since the last time I passed this way. It is a bridge I hope never to cross.
Arriving in “downtown” San Isidro

It was here that I wimped out. I was 7K into my journey and feeling tired and hungry. I asked a trike driver how much to Barretto, and he said 70 pesos. It was an offer I couldn’t refuse.

Where the journey began and ended.

You can Relive the walk here if you are so inclined:

I grabbed a ham and cheese sandwich and an apple pie at Angel’s bakery, then headed home.

I had an afternoon looky-loo come to view my apartment. This was the third potential renter and the first who didn’t outright reject the place. This guy was a Brit who currently lives in Baloy with his girlfriend, so there is plenty of room here for them. I think it will come down to whether he can negotiate an acceptable rent amount with the landlord. I’m gone in October, with or without a replacement tenant, but I’m hopeful things will work out.

I left the house an hour later than usual for my nightly Barretto adventure. I was hoping to hear from Swan with a better offer, but it never came. I sent a check-in message to her, and she said she was on the way to her sister’s house. Alrighty then, I’m on my own again.

On my way into town I passed by a basketball game in progress at the neighborhood court on La Union Street.

I didn’t have any particular destination in mind, but ultimately decided to have a couple of beers at It Doesn’t Matter, then maybe grab some dinner at Mylene’s. When I arrived at IDM, the traveling waitress from Sit-n-Bull was there in search of orders. We’ve become friendly acquaintances lately, so I teased her some, then decided to take a look at the menu. I figured I could have my beers and dinner right there at IDM to start off my Saturday night. I went with the chicken quesadilla. I wasn’t going to rudely eat in front of my bargirl friends, so I ordered chicken wings and lumpia for them to share.

The gals chowing down.

Now, I do tend to overspend on lady drinks, but this made two days in a row that I bought food for the bargirls (tonight will make three with the standard Sunday Hideaway feeding). I’m sure there was some disappointment, but I only bought two lady drinks total during my visit. It’s time I start respecting my budget.

Still, looking at thirsty faces is no fun, so when I finished my food and beer, I headed out. I tried to pay a rare visit to Voodoo, but for the second time in a row, I was almost floored by the blaring loud music when I walked in, so I turned around and left. I guess God knew where he wanted me to go next because when I was back out on the street, I saw this:

The voice inside my head said, “Go to the rooftop at BarCelona to better enjoy the sunset.” I’m not one to argue with those voices, so I climbed the stairs to the third floor of the Maze to take in the view.
And there you have it, barbed wire at sunset.
The Central Park Reef hotel
Cheap Charlies
And the outdoor seating area at BarCelona. It is one of the nicer bars around, ambiance-wise. I don’t know why I don’t like it better.

My waitress remembered me from her days at Queen Victoria before the scamdemic, so I bought her a drink, and we talked about old times some. I had just finished paying my tab when I got a message from Tom, a Hash acquaintance. He wanted to meet up for a couple of beers if I was out. That was a first for me (I almost always drink alone), and I was glad to accept his offer. We agreed to meet downstairs in the Green Room.

Tom is a very interesting man. I’m going to respect his privacy here, but he also spent a career in government service, and he had a much more exciting time of it working for one of the intelligence agencies. Well, I’ll be damned. I just Googled Tom, and I see that I don’t have to be concerned about his privacy after all. He wrote a book about his service with the CIA. I’m going to have to see about getting a copy.

Anyway, Tom and I are of like minds when it comes to politics, the scamdemic, and the assholes systematically destroying our nation. He shares my relief at being able to live far away from all the woke madness taking place in the USA these days. In fact, he said he is going back “home” soon to dispose of his remaining property there with no intention of ever returning to live again. Me either. Anyway, it was a nice end to the evening sharing his company.

Tom drove me home after our bar time, which was also a pleasant change. I hope we can get together again soon.

And that’s how I saw my Saturday.

And now it’s time to prepare for my Sunday feeding at Hideaway and whatever may follow after that. Nothing like being a big shot.

I’m not an SOB

Or at least I wasn’t yesterday. I had a nice day doing things my way, and it all worked out just fine, even if I didn’t attend the SOB competition.

Started things off with a group hike. There had been some talk about driving out for a waterfall hike, but we had more participants than space in the car, so we went with Plan B, which was no plan at all. Walking about and changing direction on a whim worked out just fine. Let me show you:

Nothing too challenging, but a nice 8K walkabout.
Our group of hardy hikers
Let’s roll!
Passing by my future house
In the ‘hood
Leaving the ‘hood
Just say no to grass!
Coming after my cookies
Up the creek without a paddle
A narrow street in San Isidro
Crossing Bridge #2
Another batch of cookie recipients
Only the second time I’ve ever walked this street
One of those ubiquitous basketball courts I mentioned in an earlier post.
Still in San Isidro, but a different Purok (neighborhood)
Marching by that mountain we call Easter
We did briefly leave the road
And “enjoyed” a bit of a climb.
A brief walk on the Govic Highway
And then a stroll on the road to Calapacuan.
Roadside living
Get ’em while they last!
Ever onward on our quest
Taking care of business
There’s something fishy going on here
The vegan table
Another basketball court
And new Jersey’s for sale. Just like our president.
On the National Highway
It ain’t always pretty.
Let’s do Barangay Matain
A passel of children
Paradise beach
I’m told that back in the 1980s this was a thriving beach resort
Now it feels like a scene from a Stephen King novel.
It hasn’t lost all of its beauty, especially if you try and imagine how it used to look.
The stairs to nowhere
Glad we could pay a visit again.
Here I am. Are you guys ready to go?
See you next time!

It was a good day to get out and about.

When I left the house for my night out on the town, I still wasn’t sure if I was going to attend the SOB or not. As I walked, I decided against it. No real reason other than that I wasn’t in the mood. Where to, then? I figured I might as well surprise Joy by visiting Hideaway on Friday. I didn’t want to come empty-handed, so I went to John’s place first to order some food. I was the one who was surprised when I arrived because the place was packed–not a seat to be had at the bar. I forlornly sat at a table for a few minutes, and then a couple of folks departed, and I had my coveted seat. Joy was without a customer and joined me at the bar.

Beef bulgogi…
…And Korean-style chicken wings were the evening’s treat.

When I’d had my fill of Hideaway fun, I moseyed on up the highway, unsure of the venue I would patronize next. I briefly considered Blue Butterfly as I passed by, but I just wasn’t feeling it for some reason. A light rain started falling, and that was enough to convince me to pay a visit to Mugshots. I chose to give their outside seating a try so I could enjoy watching the world go by. That proved to be a mistake. One girl came out and sat beside me, which was fine. I don’t mind some company. Then another gal appeared and started rubbing my back without asking permission. Soon enough, she was joined by two others, and I was surrounded. I guzzled down my beer, paid, and made a run for it.

I figured I’d be safe at Cheap Charlies, only being accosted by my two long-time favorites there. I was surprised to see Simon (Leech My Nuggets) drinking alone, so I joined him, and we shared some chat. Looking out across the highway I saw this:

Alaska has its signage up at the new location. The move is happening on schedule. I noted that it is now Alaska moose call, where previously it was Alaska Club. Moose call works for me.

After a couple of beers, Troy and Jim arrived and joined the fun. I decided I wanted to pay a final visit to the old Alaska, so I headed out to make that my nightcap venue.

We shared some good times together. Thanks for the memories.

Surprisingly, I was the only customer when I arrived. Then again, the SOB was still in progress, so maybe that’s where everyone was hanging out. Eight dancers were on the stage, and I decided to reward them for their entertainment efforts. No, I didn’t buy them all drinks; I wasn’t THAT drunk. I did have the cashier change some hundreds into fifties so I could gift each dancer a fifty peso note. Yeah, not a lot, but they seemed to appreciate the gesture anyway. After a while, the Alaska dance team returned from the SOB, where they had finished second during the competition. Joy, my second favorite dancer on the team (Karen wasn’t there), came by my table so naturally I rewarded her with a drink.

My last night at Alaska Club with Joy at my side and my waitress, whose name escapes me at the moment.

So, Sunday will be the last night at this location, and the new venue will open on Tuesday. Glad I was able to say my goodbyes here and will look for to saying hello soon at the new Alaska.

So, that was yesterday, and yesterday’s gone. I thought I might hear from Swan about getting together this evening, but nothing as of now. I’m in the mode of don’t ask–she’ll ask me if she wants to see me. Otherwise, I’ll spend time with the friend who never lets me down–San Mig Zero.

Yep, they truly do love that bulge in my pants—the one made by my wallet.

And here’s one for you lovers of grammar:

I apologize in advance for all the mistakes I’ve made in this post.

It ain’t much, but it’s all I got

Damn, after writing that post title, it seems almost morbid in an end of days kind of way. Well, I don’t know how much time I have left on Earth, but this post isn’t about that. Instead, I’m going to share how I filled the time while I was alive yesterday. It didn’t seem any more wasted than usual, but there isn’t a lot to say about it either.

The highlight was the morning walk with Swan and her sister. From the beginning of our relationship, Swan has made clear she is not interested in the Hash or any of our group hikes. She has agreed that Thursday mornings will be our day to walk together. I didn’t object when her sister asked to join us this week. Cathy is a big gal, so I kept the hike shorter than usual, about 3.5K, but also mostly off the road and scenic.

This is something new since the last time I passed this way a couple of weeks ago. Not sure what it portends.
Country living at its finest.
Showing the gals what a rural lifestyle looks like.
Finding our way.

We lost the trail for a bit, but eventually, we reconnected and reached our destination.

Swan was actually more tired than sister Cathy at the end

Back at my place, I fixed the girls some scrambled eggs, bacon, and waffles. There weren’t any leftovers, so I’ll take that as a sign of satisfaction. After the meal, we parted company to go about the business of our respective days. If napping and blogging on my part can be called business.

And then beer o’clock rolled around, so I made my way into town to help keep the bars in business. I started out at Sloppy Joe’s and shared a table with some friendly acquaintances. I sent Mark, the General Manager of Whiskey Girl, a message, and we agreed to meet up at one of his other bars, La Oficina, later in the evening. When my stomach told me it was feeding time, I paid my tab and headed up the highway.

The famous Sit-n-Bull cheeseburger was on the daily specials menu, so I ordered one with a side of baked beans. I wasn’t disappointed.

After my meal I headed over to La Oficina for my meeting with Mark. We are friends and former dart league teammates, so I felt he deserved to know about my bad Whiskey Girl experience. When I told the story about my 500 peso voucher not being valid for the daily beer special, he immediately said, “That’s wrong…the voucher is just like cash.” Exactly what I thought. So, he promised to address the issue with the Whiskey Girl staff. That’s good enough for me.

I stayed for a couple of beers, and we chatted about the happenings in the local bar business. Everyone is excited about the coming additions to the Maze complex, Alaska, and Sloppy Joe’s. They’ll be in the same building as La Oficina, but the consensus of everyone is that all the bars will benefit from the influx of customers to the Maze. I speculated that it could even prove to become a tourist draw and attract folks away from the overpriced Angeles City bars. In my opinion, Subic has so much more to offer.

The other news Mark shared is that his group is opening yet another bar, this one named Oasis–a place to come when you’re thirsty. I’m looking forward to seeing this one; it sounds quite nice and will include an outdoor drinking area that I prefer.

I made Wet Spot my nightcap venue and shared a lady drink with Aine before heading home. And so ended another day in almost paradise.

Started my Friday by sharing coffee with Swan at her/our place.

The view from there

A pleasant hike with the Friday group that I’ll post about tomorrow. Now it is time to prepare for my Friday night. I’m thinking I’m going to forego the SOB this week. I’m just not feeling it for some reason. Then again, it will be the same old same old in all the other bars I frequent, so what else is new? I guess I’ll just play it by ear and see what happens.

Litter rotty

The Wednesday Walkers tackled the Kalaklan Ridge yesterday. It’s one of my favorite hikes, and it’s been a while since we were up that way. The biggest issue is there is no easy way to the top. You can choose between hard and steep on the Barretto side or endless stair steps on the Olongapo side. We choose the compromise climb–long but less steep starting from near the Ocean View Resort. A ten-minute Jeepney ride from our 7/11 meetup spot, and we were ready to start our morning hike.

The path we walked
Passing through a hillside village on the way up to the ridgeline
A slow and steady up at the beginning
And then there was this. Further up, the road has completely washed out, leaving large gullies and the like. Not letting a good opportunity go to, um, waste, the residents have elected to throw their garbage onto the former roadway. Mother Nature being what she is, washes the trash downhill during rainstorms. Walking this portion felt like being in a landfill. Writing about rotting litter makes me part of the litter rotty, right?
First cookie recipients of the day.
On up!
Pausing for a group photo
Leaving the village behind
Nature’s roadblock
All of us opted for the under rather than over, option
Scott’s zoom shot of Olongapo City
And my version
Looking for a romantic getaway literally in the middle of nowhere?
Maybe I should bring Swan here to avoid those prying eyes she always worries about.
Making our way along the ridge
Every so often, you come to a cluster of houses (or, more precisely, shacks) along the way.
They do love their basketball in this country
Lazy dogs didn’t even bark at us as we walked by.
Deciding which way to go back down. We chose the path past Rolly’s place.
Hung out to dry
A cookie kid
On the downhill journey
But sometimes you have to go up to get down
Who’s side are you on? Um, the hill’s side.
Making our way through the bathhouse.
Sorry to intrude!
Everyone made it across
Arriving at Rolly’s place. I’m not sure how Scott got to know the family here so well; I guess passing through over these past twenty years as a hiker will do that.
Shit talky of some kind about those mushrooms
Almost down
The village above Abra Street
The view from whence we came as seen from Abra Street
The view of us on Abra Street

And so ended another gathering of the Wednesday Walkers group.

Come evening time, I had more work to do–feeding the hungry at Hideaway.

Pizza for the crew
And something pizza-like for Joy. I think it’s called chickx or something like that.
I think someone said they miss seeing Joy eating. Here you go.

After Hideaway, I made a special trip to visit Whiskey Girl to use my 500 peso voucher. Things started well, Jenn seemed happy to see me again, and I rewarded that kindness with a lady drink. We were both in for a surprise when my other favorite, Kim, suddenly appeared. It seems she has already quit the Showgirl bar and returned to Whiskey Girl. Sorry, Kim. Jenn saw me first, and I wasn’t in the mood for double company (and the requisite additional lady drinks).

So, I’m enjoying watching the dancers practice for Friday’s SOB event which will be held at Whiskey Girl this week. I was also appreciating the “buy one, get one” happy hour promo being offered. Or so I thought. One of the other waitresses came over to advise that I had now exhausted the 500 peso voucher. How is that possible? Beers are only 110 pesos and I was on my fifth, which means I’d only paid for three. Sorry sir, you don’t get the promo price when you use a voucher. What? Why not? The voucher is just like cash and says, “good for 500 pesos on customer drinks. The bar didn’t see it that way. The manager told me he was powerless and suggested I speak with the general manager. I will and also Daddy Dave who runs the SOB. If you give me a prize of 500 pesos, it should be worth 500 pesos. You can’t unilaterally raise the price of my drinks because I have a voucher. Bullshit.

Anyway. I left an hour earlier than I intended because I was pissed. If this issue isn’t resolved satisfactorily, Whiskey Girl can kiss my future business (and significant lady drink purchases) goodbye. It’s not even about the money–it’s rude and disrespectful to fuck a loyal customer that way.

I did my nightcap at Queen Victoria, then took my sour mood home to sleep it off. A nice walk this morning with Swan and her sister. I made them breakfast afterward. Swan starts a tutoring gig later this afternoon, so it looks like I’ll be out drinking alone again. But not at Whiskey Girl.

Laying down the law

As Tuesdays go, my yesterday was different than usual. I’d prepared a power of attorney for my daughter (her auto loan is in my name) and scanned the document to her, but the credit union wanted the original. Since moving here, this is the first time I had to physically send paper back to the USA. My little town has no FedEx outlet, so I used a similar service called LBC Express. I had to make two trips to their office because they required the recipient’s phone number and email address, neither of which I had on my first visit. The real shock came when it was time to pay–a two-page document weighing less than an ounce was almost 3000 pesos ($60.). Yikes! I hope I won’t need this service in the future.

The other out of the norm experience was doing my Tuesday night drinking with Swan at her place instead of in a bar.

The beer was cold and wet, just the way I like it. I prefer San Mig Zero in a bottle, but San Mig Light in a can will do in a pinch. The company was nice too.

Early in my visit with Swan, her nieces came “home” from school. They’ve been staying with her recently, and Swan had previously asked me if I would allow one of them to stay after I move in. I did a little research and found something called Republic Act No. 7610, “AN ACT PROVIDING FOR STRONGER DETERRENCE AND SPECIAL PROTECTION AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, EXPLOITATION AND DISCRIMINATION, AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES,” which includes this pertinent provision:

(b) Any person who shall keep or have in his company a minor, twelve (12) years or under or who in ten (10) years or more his junior in any public or private place, hotel, motel, beer joint, discotheque, cabaret, pension house, sauna or massage parlor, beach and/or other tourist resort or similar places shall suffer the penalty of prison mayor in its maximum period and a fine of not less than Fifty thousand pesos (P50,000): Provided, That this provision shall not apply to any person who is related within the fourth degree of consanguinity or affinity or any bond recognized by law, local custom and tradition or acts in the performance of a social, moral or legal duty.

Now, if Swan were the mother or legal guardian, I might have some protection, but a kid I’m not related to staying in my house is a huge red flag. As I understand it, this is a non-bailable offense, and I’d potentially rot in jail for years waiting for a trial. All it takes is someone with an axe to grind calling the authorities and I’m guilty until proven innocent. I posted this issue on one of PI forums I belong to and the consensus opinion was “run, Forrest, run!”

So, I advised Swan last night that her niece would not be permitted to stay at the house once I moved in. To my surprise, she said she understood, and that would be fine. So, issue resolved.

Swan’s sister arrived shortly after our talk (not the mother of the niece in question), so other issues pending discussion had to be tabled for the night. The gals drank wine, I drank beer and spun some tunes from my Spotify playlist for our listening enjoyment.

I also enjoyed watching the sun go down from the living room patio.
I do believe I can get used to this.
Come October this may well be my new favorite bar.

Swan prepared a nice meaty dinner that I failed to take a picture of; I ingested some more beers and enjoyed the company. I’ll be glad when the day comes that I don’t have to make that drunken walk home in the dark. It’s mostly uphill too. Oh well, I made it safe and sound.

Via Facebook memories, I was reminded of my last failed romance in Korea (well, with a Korean, I mean).

Seven years ago, I met Eun Oke, had a wild and partly wonderful time together, and then crazy reared its ugly head. Well, things happen for a reason, and things usually turn out for the best. No hard feelings on my end.

I’m going to feed the girls at Hideaway tonight, then see what happens next. I do have a 500 peso voucher for Whiskey Girl I need to use, so that will definitely be one of my stops. Here’s hoping I don’t do anything stupid.

At least I’m smart enough not to do something dumb enough to put me in jail. I ain’t fighting the law!

Let’s go to the Hash

A nice trail yesterday by Leech My Nuggets. No rain and some paths we’ve not walked for a while to enjoy again. I avoided the second climb as I’m wont to do, but had a pleasant stroll through the streets of Matain and Calapacuan. I’ll let the photos do the talking:

The trail as intended by the Hare
We began and ended at Smokes and Bottles
Off we go!
On the streets of Matain
Some, but not much, highway walking
I’m going to remember this way for my walks–no traffic!
Walking through a little hillside village
Handed out some cookies here
Bath time!
Steppin’ up
A hard but peaceful lifestyle
An empty stretch
I like the trees
A woodsy vibe
The view from here
Keep on movin’ out
What goes up must come down
On the suburban streets of St. James
Just passin’ through
On the road again
That’s Black Rock up ahead
Hello everyone!
A river runs through it
Y’all go on up, I’ll take the flat way
Damn, see what I missed?
Back On-Home at Smokes and Bottles
On the ice!

I spent some time on ice in the “Hash fuckup” category. The charge had to do with last week’s ill-fated trike ride that left me stranded in the wrong part of my neighborhood. That’s what happens when fellow Hashers read your blog.

After completing the Hash rituals, I joined Pubic Head and Demented Dickhead at Snackbar for some additional liquid refreshments. Not my favorite place anymore, but it is convenient to home.

And now it is another day for me to write about tomorrow. I’ll be spending the evening with Swan, and we’ll see if any of my concerns are resolved.

One of those concerns revolves around Swan’s reaction when I sent her this as a joke.

I honestly don’t know what happens next. I’m going to move cautiously on the path of discovery.

Your daily dose

Dose of what I can’t say. But, unlike the vaccine, it won’t kill you. Much.

Anyway, it’s Hash Monday and before I dash, I’ll catch you up on the doings in this so-called life of mine.

Last night’s feeding at Hideaway went according to plan.. Thirteen Jewel Cafe dinners for 2100 pesos, plus tip. I’m charging that to my charity budget this month.

I played those early 60s music videos again last night and it was fun to see the positive response from youngsters to music from this grandfather’s generation. Rock on!

After fulfilling my duties at Hideaway, I made Cheap Charlies my next stop. I always enjoy the view from there.

Like this…
…and this. I hope you’ll indulge my photographing a girl I’m not dating–she’s new and I just wanted to document the event. Her name is Maricel or something like that.

My final stop for the night was Sloppy Joe’s, and then I was homeward bound.

Coffee with Swan this morning and we made plans for a “date” tomorrow evening. I’ll be drinking beer at her/our place instead of a bar. That suits me fine. There are some things I need to address with her, so maybe I’ll get the chance to do so tomorrow.

The morning coffee view from the patio. Coincidentally, I’ll be Hashing in those hills on the horizon this afternoon. This will be our first dry Hash in several weeks.

And that’s where things stand in my neck of the woods. I’m glad I don’t have to deal with the fucked up mess back home, that’s for sure.

Bought and paid for.

I’ll strive for a bit more substance in tomorrow’s post. Promise!

The Wanderer

My Saturday began with a beach stroll and ended with a bar crawl. Is it any wonder?

A lovely morning on Baloy Beach

My evening plans included visiting Hot Zone to wish owner Jay a happy birthday. That bar opens at six and I got the thirst to leave the house around four, so I made my way to Sloppy Joe’s to pass the time. Chris was there as usual, so I had some company. The music is almost always good, but last night was extra special. The selections were all from the early 1960s and included music videos on the big-screen TV.

The view from my stool as the Beatles perform “Twist and Shout.” What’s not to like?

I was familiar with most of the songs, even though they were technically before my time. But seeing them being performed was new to me, and I really enjoyed that aspect. Many of the videos were from the old Ed Sullivan Show and were pretty obvious lip-syncs, but even so, they were good to see. At the risk of sounding like an old man, music was so much better back then. Or maybe I’m just nostalgic for the good ol’ days.

This was one of the songs I remember being played last night. I never liked it much when it was a hit record, but seeing The Seekers “live” made it worth hearing again.

And hearing “Georgy Girl” again after all these years opened my eyes to something I’d totally missed back in the 1960s–the song seems to be encouraging Georgy to embrace her transgender sexuality and finally come out as the woman she identified herself to be. You go, girl!

Hey there, Georgy girl
There's another Georgy deep inside
Bring out all the love you hide
And, oh, what a change there'd be
The world would see
A new Georgy girl

Hey there, Georgy girl
Dreamin' of the someone you could be
Life is a reality
You can't always run away

Don't be so scared of changing
And rearranging yourself
It's time for jumping down from the shelf
A little bit

Hey there, Georgy girl
There's another Georgy deep inside
Bring out all the love you hide
And, oh, what a change there'd be
The world would see
A new Georgy girl

Six o’clock rolled around, so I made my way to Hot Zone. There was already a decent crowd in the bar. Jay was seated with some friends at a table. I said happy birthday, he responded thanks. I sat down at an empty table and ordered a beer. There was a table full of food, including Lechon (a roasted pig, head and all).

Happy Birthday again, Jay.

I had a second beer, and feeling like an outsider, I paid my tab and left.

Where to next? As I walked by Voodoo a gal I didn’t recognize came out and greeted me by name. That happens more often than I care to admit. I started to go inside, but the music was so loud I knew I’d be miserable, so I beat a quick retreat. I decided to visit It Doesn’t Matter instead.

I had baked a batch of brownies that I had originally intended to share with the Hot Zone crew, but after the cold shoulder vibe I received, I never got the chance. I was the only customer at IDM, so I had the opposite problem: all the girls loved me! I got introduced to two new waitresses and the party was on.

I liked their brown knees too!

Anyway, new waitresses meant all my jokes were new again, so I had some fun telling them. And since it would be cruel and unusual to subject them to my sense of humor without a lady drink vaccination, I ordered a round for the four gals at my table. And then the traveling waitress from Sit-n-Bull came in with a menu. I was surprised because I didn’t know IDM was one of the bars they service. Coincidentally, I was hungry so I ordered me a ham sandwich. Not wanting to be rude, I ordered chicken fingers and lumpia for my tablemates. And naturally, when the food arrived, I ordered us all another drink. I was having fun though and it’s fair to say my presence made the girl’s night–hard to top food and commissions! So, win-win!

I made Wet Spot my nightcap venue and ran into some people I know there, so I enjoyed their company for a bit before heading home right at nine p.m.–a late night for me.

Here’s another song from last night I rather enjoyed for some reason:

Oh, well, I'm the type of guy who will never settle down
Where pretty girls are, well, you know that I'm around
I kiss 'em and I love 'em 'cause to me they're all the same
I hug 'em and I squeeze 'em they don't even know my name

They call me the wanderer
Yeah, the wanderer
I roam around, around, around, around

Oh, well, there's Flo on my left and there's Mary on my right
And Janie is the girl, well, that I'll be with tonight
And when she asks me, which one I love the best?
I tear open my shirt and I show her "Rosie" on my chest

'Cause I'm a wanderer
Yeah, the wanderer
I roam around, around, around, around

Oh, well, I roam from town to town
I go through life without a care
And I'm as happy as a clown
I with my two fists of iron but I'm going nowhere

I'm the type of guy that likes to roam around
I'm never in one place, I roam from town to town
And when I find myself fallin' for some girl
Yeah, I hop right into that car of mine, I drive around the world

Yeah I'm a wanderer
Yeah, a wanderer
I roam around, around, around, around

Oh yeah, I'm the type of guy that likes to roam around
I'm never in one place, I roam from town to town
And when I find myself a-fallin' for some girl
I hop right into that car of mine and drive around the world

'Cause I'm a wanderer
Yeah, the wanderer
I roam around, around, around, around

Lost at C

I guess they didn’t “C” the error of their ways. Hey, it’s the thought that counts. It looks like I’ll be doing another charity hike on August 25. Woo Hoo!

Speaking of hikes, the Friday group did an easy 6K street stroll yesterday.

We started by heading up the National Highway
Then we proceeded down the Govic Highway

Other than elevation, is there any rhyme or reason to the determination of whether you are going up or down a road? I assume it is up to the writer’s discretion unless direction comes into play–up for north, down for south–but then how do you describe it when going east or west? Not that it matters, my sense of direction is not what it used to be and it never was much to begin with. Hell, I’m lucky to know if I’m coming or going.

Do you see what I see?
Still going on Govic
Nice to see you again
Over the river on Bridge #3
The river we crossed
Kids at play
The way we went

A little boring, but not a bad walk.

The SOB was back in play after a two-week hiatus due to the bad weather. A good crowd at The Green Room for the event. Wet Spot took home the first place money.

And there is some big news in the bar scene to report. Jerry, the owner of Alaska Club, has purchased the building adjoining the Green Room and Wet Spot locations. This building currently houses BarCelona on the third and La Oficina on the second floor. The first floor has two empty bars that didn’t survive the scamdemic–the former Rapscallion and Man Cave. Back in the old days, there were doors allowing you to access all of the bars, collectively known as “The Maze.” And now, Alaska will be moving into the old Rapscallion venue and in a real surprise move, Sloppy Joe’s is taking over the space that was Man Cave. When Daddy Dave (owner of Wet Spot and Green Room) told me this news, I was excited but lamented that I would miss the outdoor ambiance of Sloppy Joe’s. Turns out I won’t–they are taking down the wall in the new location and it will remain an open-air bar. Dave also said he would be reopening the doors from his bars to the new ones and the old Maze complex will be reborn. “That’s amazing! I exclaimed. Dave looked at me, smiled, and said “Thank you!, now we have our new slogan.” He posted this with the announcement on Facebook today:

No pun intended. Six bars under one roof offering a variety of entertainment options really is a big deal. I expect this will help all the bars involved in the long run.

Speaking of Facebook, I was reminded that six years ago I was walking the lonely streets of Anjeong-ri.

My life is far from perfect here, but I am so much happier than I was.

I don’t post much naughty stuff on Facebook; when I do, I post in the “only me” privacy setting. So, I should be okay.

It’s not the photos of me I’m worried about…

I was also relieved to discover that I’m not the only one out there with an abbreviated nighttime schedule.

But I pack a lot good times and beers into that short timeframe.

This is from Thailand, but the translations are remarkable similar to what you hear in the Philippines:

It doesn’t matter if you win or lose; it’s how you play the game.

One of the commenters on yesterday’s post said that while he liked Carly Simon’s music, he didn’t find her attractive. I recalled purchasing one of her albums as a teenager and fantasizing about the parts I couldn’t see on this cover:

Different strokes (ahem) for different folks. I looked Carly up on Wikipedia and was surprised to learn that her father was one of the founders of the Simon and Schuster publishing house.

And here we are for another Saturday night. Swan is busy as usual, so I fill the time on my own. Hot Zone owner Jay is celebrating a birthday, so I reckon I’ll pay my respects there, at least for a bit. After that, we’ll see where my feet carry me.

We can never know about the days to come
But we think about them anyway
And I wonder if I'm really with you now
Or just chasing after some finer day.

Anticipation, anticipation
Is making me late
Is keeping me waiting

And I tell you how easy it feels to be with you
How right your arms feel around me.
But I, I rehearsed those words just late last night
When I was thinking about how right tonight might be.

Anticipation, anticipation
Is making me late
Is keeping me waiting

And tomorrow we might not be together
I'm no prophet, no I don't know nature's way
So I'll try to see into your eyes right now
And stay right here, 'cause these are the good old days.

These are the good old days
And stay right here, 'cause these are the good old days
I’d hit that