About John McCrarey

Born and raised in southern California. My career exodus has taken me to Arizona, Oklahoma, Arkansas, South Carolina, Virginia, and Washington, DC. And as of 23 January 2005, Seoul, Korea. Married with 6 grown children (blended family). First grandchild is in the oven! I created this blog to document my adventures as an expat living and working in Korea. I'm also pretty confident that I will on occasion feel the need to express my views on current events and other matters I find of interest.

Come sail away

A nice morning adventure on the ocean and a pleasant evening of live music and beer drinking in a popular Pundaquit bar called the Car Wash. I’ll let the pictures tell the story with some added commentary from yours truly. Let’s get started, shall we?

My hosts at Monty’s made the arrangements for the boat excursion. The original quoted price was 3000 pesos, including transportation to and from our lodging. At breakfast, the manager advised she had secured me the discounted price of 2700 pesos for the island tour. At the appointed hour of 0900, a trike arrived to pick us up and carry us to Pandaquit Beach, about a 5K ride. It turns out the trike driver was also the Captain of our boat.

Boats on the beach and islands in the stream
A beautiful morning on the beach, but damn, those sands were hot on the bottom of my bare feet.
Our ride. Yeah, it’s small, and those outriggers looked jury-rigged to my untrained eyes.
But throwing caution to the wind, we embarked on our island tour, leaving the safety of the mainland behind.

I’m not being facetious when I tell you that from out of nowhere, this song began playing in my head:

Spoiler alert–our tour had a happier ending.
The Capones Islands group came later in the tour; we started our journey by heading up the coast.
The skies were clear, and the water calm. That was a good thing because the slightest disturbance rocked our tiny craft, like the wake from a passing boat.
As my mind inevitably considered the various possibilities for disaster, collisions with passing boats was high on the list.
But the beauty of our surroundings didn’t escape me.
Our first island approaches. Well, I guess we approached it, but you know what I mean.
A lot of the coast was just sheer drop-offs
Seeing this was a little disconcerting. A whole other way to perish I hadn’t considered.
I suspect our driver was just fucking with me, but he approached those rocks in a way that suggested a head-on collision was inevitable. I even turned around to look and see if he was paying attention. He was and turned the boat away from doom on the shoal.
Looks like Mt. Doom, only smaller and surrounded by water. Okay, never mind. Still, someone could paint a huge eye near the top just for shits and giggles.
I like it.
Another island
There’s a beach up ahead.
Our driver actually beached the boat here to give us the opportunity to get out and take a look around. I wasn’t in the mood and declined.

The place is called is called Destinare. Having read up on it some after the fact, it does seem like an interesting resort, only accessible by boat or a long mountain hike.

Does that qualify as “glamping”? It looks pretty rugged to me.
Back to the beauty of the wide-open South China Sea.
There in distance we have Capones Island on the left, Pundaquit in the center.
Capones is the largest of the island in this cluster that we toured. It even has its own Wikipedia page.
The Captain of our tour boat.
And my fellow passenger Swan.
Capones is basically two big rocks with a beach in between. I also declined a closer look but almost got one anyway.

Because it was about here that our craft ran out of fuel, and we began drifting ever closer to shore. Our driver did have some extra fuel in the bow and retrieved it to fill the gas tank. He then had difficulty restarting the motor, and my imagination once again briefly ran wild. Until, at last, I heard the reassuring sound of the engine running again.

Underway again and passing by the second half of Capones. Can you see that lighthouse up top?
I zoomed in to get a better view.
The backside of Capones
There is some abandoned construction of a rather large structure on this side of the island. Our driver speculated it was meant to be a resort. He said there are also a handful of squatters who live here.
Up ahead are the final two islands on this tour.
You can maybe make out that they are almost joined together by a narrow beach.
It appears to be quite popular with the locals as a place to hang out.
And a backside view
I’ve seen enough, let’s head back to shore.
Civilization awaits!
The survivors

Back to Monty’s for some R&R. Then it was time to finalize plans for the evening. I had gotten the number for a trike to take us to the Car Wash bar, but we didn’t get an answer or a response to our messages. I messaged a friend who lives in San Antonio that I’d be going to the Car Wash, and he said he and his wife were planning to go later to see the band. I wasn’t worried about getting to the bar; it’s about a 3K walk from Monty’s, but there’s no way I could do that in the dark after drinking. Still, I figured someone at the Car Wash could hook me up with a trike ride home, so I convinced Swan to join me in the walk to our Saturday night outing.

The walk turned out to be painful. I guess the leg isn’t getting better yet. I gritted my teeth and trudged on with the promise of a cold beer providing ample motivation.

About 2K into the walk, I came across a place named after me.
This was an interesting sight as well. I’m not expert on the Star Wars movies, but Storm Troopers and a windmill seemed like an odd juxtaposition. Perhaps it means something to true fans.
This gent was there to greet me as I entered the Car Wash, but I guess it wasn’t my time.
The view from my barstool. This is really my kind of place. Open-air bar, good music, good food, and friendly local expats. I make it a point to visit here whenever I’m in Pundaquit.
The bar features live music on Saturday nights starting at 7:00. I do appreciate the early start. Bars with bands in Barretto usually don’t begin until 9 p.m.–my bedtime.
They also have a pool table if that is your inclination.

Not too long after our arrival at Car Wash, we experienced one of those dreaded brownouts (power outages). I feared it was going to ruin our evening. Soon enough, they had the generator running and most of the lights were back on. Until the generator quit working (I assume it ran out of gas). But, providence was with us, and the power came back on shortly before the band was scheduled to perform.

Chris and his wife Cathy showed up about the time the lights came back on and joined me and Swan at the bar. I did some catch-up with Gary, and we all ordered some dinner.

I went with the daily special rib platter. It was all good. It is surprising to me when a bar hangout features a kitchen that provides more than the typical pub fare. That plate of food was a bargain at less than ten bucks.
And then the band began to play. A group called Star Network. I was quite impressed. I usually don’t like bar band music because it is played loud and not mixed to avoid distortion. Not so with this group; I could clearly distinguish the various instruments and vocals. Very talented musicians and singers, especially the lead guitar player. And they performed the kind of music I like, classic rock and roll from my good ol’ days.

And, oh yeah, the trike driver I had messaged earlier finally responded, and I made arrangements for a 9 p.m. pick-up. So, it was pert near a perfect night out!

I had plenty to drink at Car Wash (and they didn’t have Zero so I was drinking SML) but I was up for a nightcap at Monty’s after the ride home. Alas, the bar was dark. This morning they told me there were no customers, so they closed. Damn, that’s not good for a Saturday night. I hope they are still in business next time I visit.

And that was pretty much my weekend in Pundaquit.

Goodbye Monty’s…
It’s good to be home.

Well, Halloween is right around the corner. Ready for some scary stuff?

Just put some ice cream or whipped cream on top, and don’t think about where it comes from.
Beer is the cure. Or at least it helps you forget about the problem.
But it doesn’t get any scarier than this, does it?

Alright, it’s time to head out and feed those hungry Hideaway gals. See you tomorrow!

Down by the riverside

Greetings from barangay Pundaquit, city of San Antonio, in lovely Zambales province. I am safely ensconced in my comfortable room at Monty’s and enjoying my mini-vacation from the land of no running water.

Easy enough getting here.

The 35K from Barretto to Pundaquit would be all in a day’s walk for Kevin Kim. He’s just begun this year’s top to bottom of South Korea trek (635K), so be sure to follow along at the link above. Sitting at the bar in Monty’s last night, I imagined what his average daily hike of over 30K would be like. Then I thought about walking from Barretto to Pundaquit. Nope, I don’t think so. Not in this lifetime anyway.

Arrived here late in the afternoon, so didn’t do much other than get settled in. I’ve been to Monty’s before, so the isolation that comes with it wasn’t a surprise. It was a little strange to be the only guests on a Friday night. I guess the locals were not out and about or went somewhere else to grab a beer.

That’s my room there on the right.
The main bar is downstairs, but there is also a very pleasant seating area upstairs.
I only stayed upstairs to finish a beer and snap a few photos.
The pool is smallish but nice. Of course, I never use the pool.
Now, that’s what a real river is supposed to look like, not those concrete-lined obscenities I see back home.
It was entertaining to watch the farm folk across the river bringing their cows down on leashes for a drink. I also saw a guy planting something lilly-like in the water.
And this guy was a fisherman of sorts. That’s a battery on his back and he was shocking some kind of small fish with that stick and placing them in a pouch he was wearing.
A ground-level view of the pool area
The entrance to the bar. Yeah, that dog, Mia, wanders about. She’s very friendly and well-behaved.
The view from my perch at the bar.
And the view of my supper–a very big and very tasty chicken burger.
And then there were my sundown shots…
Going…
…going…
…(almost) gone.

I lasted at the bar until seven or so and was the only customer (other than Swan). Then it was back to the room and early to bed. I did make arrangements for an island boat tour this morning, and I’ll post about that adventure tomorrow. Later this afternoon I’ll hire a trike to take me to my favorite Pundaquit watering hole, The Car Wash, for the night’s beer ingestion. There is supposedly going to be a live band to provide some additional entertainment. Should be fun.

In the meantime, I’ve got your daily humor dose ready to go:

HIs name must be “Shorty”

Maybe I should feel more guilty about posting memes:

Well, I guess my readership is so low that I’m not a major contributor to the time-wasting crowd. But thanks for reading anyway!

For my closing number, I was going to use one of my favorite Neil Young songs, “Down By the River,” but I discovered I’d already used that song for a post last year. And then I came across a song called “Riverside” that I’d never even heard of (nor the singer, Agnes Obel) before. I kinda liked it, though, so here it is:

Where the time goes

Those hours aren’t going to fill themselves, so here are my contributions from yesterday.

It had been quite a while since I’d last taken a stroll on Baloy Beach, and I remedied that with a visit for my morning walk.

Off in the distance is the former Hanjin shipyard. I realized that this is the same angle as the view from my house, just at beach level.
The view looking towards Olongapo City (on the other side of that peninsula)
That’s Grande Island, which guards the mouth of the harbor.
And a shot of the surprisingly clean beach

Despite this being a relatively short walk, the leg was acting up, so I decided to give it a rest at the Treasure Island Resort.

It’s probably the best place to hang out on Baloy.
I hadn’t had an omelet in a while, so I ticked off that box, too.

After my breakfast, the leg had rejuvenated, and I walked back home without any issues.

Got home, rested, blogged, and booked my hotel for tonight and tomorrow at Monty’s in Pundaquit. I’ll be San Antonio bound early this afternoon, hence the rare morning post here at LTG.

As beer o’clock neared, I went back to my room at the Pub Hotel and showered up for my evening on the town. Clean and freshly shaven, I started things off with a visit to Sloppy Joe’s. Chris and his gal Sheryl were there, and I enjoyed some chat and the tunes Chris played as the DJ.

It was nearing dinner time, and I had a hankering for the best pulled pork sandwich in town, so I headed up the highway to John’s place.

The view from my seat at John’s place.
My sandwich didn’t disappoint.
After dinner reflections

When I left John’s, I decided I should keep with the day’s theme of doing what I hadn’t done for a while, so I paid a rare visit to Blue Butterfly bar. I was the only customer in the outside area, and four or five gals were sitting around looking bored. Well, I wasn’t going to buy them all a drink, but which one do I reward? So I decided to use one of my jokester tricks. I called the waitress over, asked for another beer, and told her “and get a lady drink for the bitch.” The waitress looked totally confused and asked who’s that. I responded you should know better than me. About this time one of the girls spoke up and exclaimed, “I’m a bitch!” And she got the drink.

The Blue Butterfly Bitch

I attempted to explain the humor to the waitress and told her it was just a ploy, but she insisted she was not a bitch and would never say she was. Oh well. I gave her a nice tip instead of a drink.

Next up was Mugshots, another seldom-visited bar. Nothing is wrong with the place; I just have more options than my limited capacity can satisfy. I did my nightcap at The Green Room and enjoyed watching some pool games by a very skilled player. Then it was back home for a bowl of ice cream and a refreshing night’s sleep.

Another issue associated with a lack of water is an inability to do laundry. Luckily, there are options for dealing with that.

Washed and folded for 350 pesos. I may have to deduct that amount from the salary of the helper I pay to do laundry. Or maybe not.
Just as well. A movie like that would probably stink.
Must have “they, them” as her(?) pronouns.
Ouch! That hits a little too close to home.

Today’s song is a classic by Judy Collins. I checked Wikipedia to see if she was still alive, and amazingly, she is (born in 1939). She has had a hard but interesting life. I also learned that “Who Knows Where the Time Goes” was written by Sandy Denny, a British folksinger. Her life ended tragically at only 31 years old.

Sad, deserted shore, your fickle friends are leaving
Ah, but then you know it's time for them to go
But I will still be here, I have no thought of leaving
I do not count the time

For who knows where the time goes?
Who knows where the time goes?

Roadie? Oh!

My first roadwork of the day is walking the dogs. I’ve established two paths from my new place. This is dog walk #1
And dog walk #2. I alternate between the two to make it a little less boring for the boys.

I joined in with the Wednesday Walkers for yesterday’s hike. My participation was contingent on it being a primarily flat street walk. The other group members were amenable to doing so, and off we went. The route we selected was a little over 8K, but I figured I could bail if my leg started acting up. Almost from the beginning, I was feeling the pain and weakness that have become a sad fact of life for me. Early in the hike, our path passed right by my house, and I had to overcome the temptation to bail out. I’m glad I continued because after about 3K, I stopped thinking about the pain (or it went away) and enjoyed being back out and about. Here’s a slew of pictures of scenes I would have missed if I had given up:

Five of us gathered at the starting point at the Baloy 7/11
And off we go
Our trek began on the streets of Alta Vista
The view from near my house
Leaving the ‘hood. This is one of the few places we weren’t on pavement.
My Easter Mountain shot
Still a little mucky in places
Back on a road
The first cookie recipients of the day
The backroads of San Isidro
Where water comes from
Up the alley
The famous Bridge #3. Don’t jump, Scott!
Over the river
A goat, a flower, another goat, and a rice paddy. Kinda poetic, don’t you think?
Mother Nature’s makeup
I’m not buying it
In Easter Mountain’s backyard
I assume there must be some Korean missionary work involved here.
A brief jaunt on the Govic Highway
The Divine Mercy dead people’s home left me feeling grave, but I buried those thoughts and kept trudging on.
Another cookie delivery
Break time from a trashy job
See what I mean?
Ever onward
Flower power!
Just passin’ through
A sad sight you see way too often here.
A narrow escape
On the National Highway in Calapacuan
Why did the fat man cross the road?
The riverside
The way we walked

I ended my hike at The Pub hotel where I booked a room for Wednesday and Thursday night.

It looks comfortable enough, but I’m not actually staying here.
I rented the room for the shower.

1300 pesos ($26) per night. That’s an expensive cleaning. Water was hot and wet, so I’m not complaining.

The Wednesday feeding at Hideaway was a little off. One of the gals was celebrating her birthday, and by the time I arrived at 4:30, they were all well on the way to being drunk (they had a bottle and were making their own drinks). The table was already full of food and cake, but I contributed a platter of spaghetti to the mix. I stayed for about an hour then moved on to Cheap Charlies.

I enjoyed the view and the company of my regulars, Alma and Nerissa.
When the sun went down, so did I. Two flights of stairs.

I did my nightcap at Wet Spot and called it an early night. Not a bad day all and all.

I started my Thursday with a nacho breakfast and a beach walk

I have also booked lodging in Pundaquit (San Antonio) for Friday and Saturday. If I’m going to pay for a room to shower, I might as well enjoy a change of scenery while I’m at it.

That’s about as big as they come these days for me.

I’m glad that it appears my walking days aren’t over just yet. I still don’t have the confidence to head for the hills though. The ups and downs put a lot more pressure on the knee weak point of my leg, and falling down out in the wild can have some dire consequences. Hopefully, things will improve over time, but for now I’m a flatlander. Just call me a road warrior!

One’s for the money…

…Tuesday is for the show.

The day began with blueberry muffins

In addition to the shopping excursion to Royal for groceries, I visited a couple of furniture stores to fill some voids at my new dwelling. I found what I was looking for at a surplus store in Subic.

A table for under the TV in my living room.
A dining table for my helpers basement quarters
A dresser for my bedroom
And two nightstands for my room.

Those purchases emptied my wallet of 37,000 pesos ($650), but it should make the living a little easier for us all.

Came home and made a batch of soft tacos for lunch

The big news of the day was a message from Subic Water saying that a major pipeline was being repaired and service to Alta Vista would be unavailable for approximately one week. Who needs water, right? Well, not to worry, Subic Water is sending a truck around every other day to fill the water tanks in the neighborhood. The only problem is my house doesn’t use a tank; we are connected directly to the water line.

So we filled all available containers
And we should be good to go as far as flushing toilets, washing dishes, and taking baths the old-fashioned way.

I guess I’m not old-fashioned. I booked a room in town for the next two nights. I’ll just use it to shower in the comfort of hot, running water. That’s the premium you pay for a first-world lifestyle, I suppose. I’m tentatively planning to get out of town for the weekend, probably to San Antonio. If I’m going to pay for a room, I might as well have a bit of a vacation while I’m at it.

The view from my patio told me it was beer o’clock, so I headed into town

I began my imbibing at Sloppy Joe’s and ran into Jim there, so we shared the camaraderie of drinking buddies. Several beers later, it was time to move on, so we made our way to Whiskey Girl and drank some more. It was nice to see my waitress friend Jenn again, and I was glad to quench her thirst for lady drinks. When I’d had my fill, I said good night and headed out. Since I had to walk to the trike stand at Baloy, I popped into Snackbar for my nightcap. My oh my, how that place has changed. And not for the better, in my opinion. The new owner has reduced the waitress staff to two gals. So now it is basically just a drinking bar without much opportunity for female companionship. That’s fine, of course. Especially if you enjoy drinking with a nice view of the 7/11 parking lot. Me, not so much.

And so ended another day in paradise. Tomorrow, I’ll tell you all about the walk I took today. Now, it is time to check into my hotel and take a shower. Then, I’ll feed the Hideaway girls and fill the remaining evening hours in the usual way with my Filipino pal, San Mig Zero.

That’s too easy. Obviously, the answer is “Luck be in the air tonight.” Wait, you thought it was what? Wow. I like the way you think!
Tuesday, afternoon
I'm just beginning to see
Now I'm on my way
It doesn't matter to me
Chasing the clouds away

Something, calls to me
The trees are drawing me near
I've got to find out why
Those gentle voices I hear
Explain it all with a sigh

I'm looking at myself, reflections of my mind
It's just the kind of day to leave myself behind
So gently swaying thru the fairy-land of love
If you'll just come with me and see the beauty of

Tuesday afternoon
Tuesday afternoon

Man on the highway

I guess that makes me a highwayman. It turns out the walk from my house to the One Three Resort was closer to 5K rather than the 3K I anticipated. Even so, I have no regrets about foregoing the Hash trail as a matter of prudence. In keeping with my new normal, about 1K into my walk, I started feeling pain in my upper left leg. This continued and intensified until I hit 3K, and then, either I got used to the discomfort, or it went away. The leg still felt a little weak but not unstable to the point of collapsing. I’ll call that progress and hope it continues.

The On-Home venue in Calapadayan. I was just here last Thursday for the Grand Opening celebration.
Leech My Nuggets was the Hare yesterday. I apologized for missing his trail.
The view from here
And here
Settling in and waiting for the Hash circle to commence. San Miguel Zero wasn’t available, so I went with San Mig Light. That’s 3% alcohol versus 5%. By the end of the evening, the difference was staggering. *ahem*
The One Three menu offerings. I’m not a big fan of Thai food to begin with, and I didn’t know what most of these dishes even were. I took a flyer on the panang, and it turned out to be okay.
Some of the Hash gals
Watching the sun go down…going…
…going…
Gone! (full disclosure: I didn’t take this last shot, but it’s a good one!)

As I mentioned, when it was time to head back to Barretto, I was feeling no pain. I figured I’d take a Jeepney or a trike, whichever came by first. To my surprise, a vacant taxi came by. That’s the first time I’ve ever hailed a cab on the street in over five years of living here. You rarely see a cab this far out of Olongapo; an empty one is unheard of.

So, I rode back to my little town in air-conditioned comfort. When I got dropped at It Doesn’t Matter, the meter read 120 pesos. I gladly gave the driver 150, the amount I was prepared to pay for a trike.

A couple more beers at IDM (Zeros this time), and I knew it was time to get my ass home. I did make a stop at Sit-n-Bull for my weekly banana split to go. Home before 8:00 and asleep before 9:00. Sometime during that hour, I guess I created a misunderstanding with Swan, but we’ve put it behind us today. For the most part, anyway.

For today’s smile, how about this horny guy slingin’ the bull:

We’ll try again tomorrow. See you then.

I’m walkin’

Picking up from where I left off yesterday, I successfully made the crosstown trek from my place to Hideaway. I felt some weakness in the leg but no pain or instability. That’s what makes this ailment tough to decipher. To my untrained mind, I think the nerve or muscle damage symptoms would be constant. Maybe it makes sense that it only occurs when I exert myself. Or perhaps I’m getting better through self-healing. Regardless, I’ve decided not to attempt today’s Hash trail. Even the short version requires a hill climb, and I’m paranoid about the weak knee causing a fall in the wrong place and putting me in a whole other world of hurt. Better to take it slow until I’ve recovered some stamina. Instead, I’ll walk to the On-Home venue (around 3K from my place) and see how I feel from there.

Last night’s bar crawl was kind of blah…I was just in one of those moods, I suppose. The Hideaway feeding was its usual success. I forgot to bring a dessert for the second week in a row, so I had to substitute Dunkin’ Donuts again. I guess the gals like that as much as the treats I usually bring, so no big deal.

A sampling of the dozen donuts…
Some of the girls enjoying their Sunday dinner from Jewel Cafe…
Joy downing her donut.

When I left Hideaway, I headed up the highway with no real destination in mind. As I passed, I noticed from across the road that It Doesn’t Matter appeared to be busy, and I wasn’t in the mood for a crowd. The Annex needed some business though, so I stopped in there for a beer.

The view from my lonely seat at the Annex. I smiled at their motto: “Your Ideal Place to hide in,” thinking that I had just left a place named Hideaway. The thought occurred that I should visit Alley Hideout next to achieve a trifecta of incognito, but I didn’t follow through on that.

I wound up at Sloppy Joe’s next and watched the people on the street pass by. In a weird kind of way, I prefer that to watching bored dancers swaying on stage. Three beers later I was at Wet Spot, a place featuring some of those dancers. Had a beer and decided to go next door to The Green Room. I guess word got out because no one accosted me for lady drinks. Two beers by myself and then homeward bound.

Yes, my night was as boring as it sounds. Made me sleepy just writing about it. Hopefully, I’ll have more fun tonight.

My distance walking buddy Kevin Kim was lamenting how quickly the soles of his Skecher hiking shoes have down. I’ve had the same problem with all three pair of mine:

Kevin is embarking on his annual walk from Incheon to Busan (650K or so) and has determined his Skechers are not up to the task. He’s probably right; mine don’t have nearly that much mileage, and there ain’t much of their soles left.

In addition to walking, Kevin is big on the importance of proper punctuation. Sometimes bad punctuation can be fatal:

Or maybe it’s just that crocs don’t read English, so they can’t obey.

And while we are on the subject of comprehension, I pity the folks who believe what they hear without question.

I discovered long ago the bias in the media is as much about what they DON’T report as it is about what they do. The internet is free and available; be your own fact checker!

Meanwhile, prepare yourself for the devalued dollar. They look like this:

The economy is headed for trouble…

I found this insect loitering on my front porch this morning:

I let him live this time, but he won’t have a prayer if he returns…

That’s all for now. Back tomorrow with more goodness.

Worn out

Friday felt like I ran out of gas. Today, I just feel old and tired.

I tried to do my morning hike, but the leg flared up again, and I gave up just short of 3K. That doesn’t bode well for tomorrow’s Hash.

I’m also dealing with a sore throat, some acid reflux, and a feeling of lethargy (did I spell laziness wrong?). Took a longer than normal nap and now I’m just going tough it out until I feel young again.

Hope to park these health issues soon. I’m gargling hot salt water as I write this post.

I kind of had a nothing-burger of a Saturday night. I invited Swan to join me for dinner, but she was busy with a tutoring session. She promised we’d have a date next weekend. So, I made my way to Sloppy Joe’s and drowned my loneliness in some San Miguel Zeros. The cute little waitress from Sit-n-Bull brought me a menu, so I ordered a chicken burger for dinner. I had a couple of beers at Alaska, then a couple more at Wet Spot, and I called it a night and was home by 8 p.m. Told you I was old!

I’m going to test the leg again later this afternoon with a hike to Hideaway for the Sunday feeding. We’ll see how I feel after that.

In other news, it was good to see one of my former dart mates has made it to the pro level. Back in my glory days, I was his mentor, well, tor-mentor, usually kicking his ass in our matches. But he kept getting better, and I didn’t, and the last year I played in Seoul, he got his revenge by dominating me.

Congratulations, Ricky! Shoot well!

This is the best pun I could find today:

And who’ll stop the rain?

Here’s hoping for a better tomorrow.

Back in the day, I was a big fan of Neil Young. I hate his politics now, but I still enjoy the music. As a teen, I listened to this song and never imagined I’d be the Old Man.

Without a leg to stand on

I mentioned in yesterday’s post that I experienced some issues with my left leg during the hike. Here are a few photos from that abbreviated adventure.

The “X” marks the spot of how far I made it before bailing out on the backroads of Castillejos.
Seven of us showed up at the usual meeting spot on Baloy Road.
The we “enjoyed” the thirty minute long Jeepney ride out to Castillejos.
Jim escaping after the long ride.
And off we go!
Wet streets under threatening skies kept us confined to the pavement.
It had been a year or two since we were last out this way, so everything seemed new again.
My leg wasn’t paining me last time, so that was something new to experience as well.
And here is where I gave up. The group marched on, and I took this trike most of the way back to the highway. He brought his wife and kid along for the ride. Then we ran out of gas about half a kilometer from our destination.
I caught a Jeepney from here back to Barretto.

I grabbed a lunch to go from Sit-n-Bull (chicken enchilada), ate, napped, showered, and ventured into town for my Friday evening entertainment. I decided to forego the SOB this week. Joy messaged that her kids needed medicine and that she was hoping to earn enough commission to buy them some. So, I surprised her with a visit to Hideaway and the requisite lady drinks that come with such a visit. I also had a pizza delivered for the girls.

Hideaway is about the furthest bar from my house in Barretto; getting there proved to be a bit painful. I was fine when I started, but then the tingling returned when I had to do a brief uphill exiting Alta Vista. I started feeling numb as I walked the highway. I had to traverse two small steps at the back entrance to Hideaway, and each time I stepped up, my knee buckled. I didn’t fall either time, but I could have. Bear in mind, this was before I’d even had my first beer. I was already thinking about what I might experience on the way home. Joy offered to massage my leg, and I assented, but it was painful. Then I had her briefly do the other leg so I could compare, and it hurt, too. So, I decided the pain was from her rubbing, not the muscle.

I had planned to pay a visit to Cheap Charlies, but as I contemplated climbing the stairs to get there, I had second thoughts about the wisdom of doing so with a bum leg. I enjoyed my time at Hideaway but wanted to get out before dark, so I paid my tab and gave Joy a 500 peso tip to buy the medicine she needed. The leg felt a little weak but otherwise fine, so I stuck to my original plan and climbed the two flights of stairs to the rooftop at Cheap Charlies.

I enjoyed some drinks and chat with Alma and Nerissa and bought them some pancit from Foodies downstairs for supper. Then I did my nightcap at The Green Room and headed home.

Swan asked if I wanted to join her for some Netflix, so I prepared a dessert (pecan pie a la mode) and sat beside her on the couch. She had queued up a movie called “Morbius.” I’d never heard of it (I wasn’t into Marvel comics growing up) and had no idea what to expect. Maybe my ignorance made it more entertaining, at least it held my interest enough to make it to the end. Lots of things don’t these days. Reading about it today I see that it got generally bad reviews.

It was raining this morning, so it gave me a good excuse to give my leg a rest.

I saw this guy on the street during my dog walk and thought to myself, “Look at that escargot!”

Today marks one week in my new digs. I still have some furniture to buy (nightstands, a dresser, and a table for under the TV), but I’m settling in. I probably shouldn’t be surprised, but things sound different in my new location.

I’m close enough to hear the Philippines from here. Especially the roosters. Still, it is preferable to the construction noise and barking dogs I was putting up with at my old place.

Anyone up for a tour of the new place?

The front view from the street
The rooftop roof is nearly complete.
Where I watch TV
My darts area and guest CR. No, I haven’t thrown here yet.
The stairs up to the roof on the left and steps down to the basement on the right. The basement is where my helpers live, basically a two-bedroom apartment. They all seem very happy with their accommodations down there.
Dining room
Kitchen
Patio
The master’s bedroom
A huge walk-in closet
Where I shit and shower.
My office space
And the view from my bedroom patio

There’s also a guest room that, for now at least, is Swan’s space.

And there you have the latest update from my so-called life. Thanks for coming by.

I was married a lot longer than that. To four different women, but still…
I got nothing but time
No time for living
I used to be somebody
But that was so long ago
Look around but you won’t see me
Just a picture of what I used to be.
There ain’t nothing to set me free
Without a leg to stand on
I confess that I don’t recall ever hearing this song before today. But it was a good fit for this blog post, and I kinda like it.

Out of gas

Something weird is going on with my left leg. I first noticed it Wednesday evening while crossing the National Highway en route to Hideaway. I had to go from a walk to a jog as I had misjudged the speed of an oncoming Jeepney. When I took the first step in running mode, my knee gave way. I somehow managed to regain my balance and avoided falling down on the road, which may have been fatal if the Jeep were unable to stop. The leg felt weak afterward, but there was no pain. After a few beers at Hideaway, I felt fine, so I walked to Harley’s for the meet-up with my friend. By the time I reached Baloy Road, the leg was acting up again–it felt numb, and I had a slight limp. I took a trike home from Harley’s, so the leg got plenty of rest.

On my morning walk yesterday, I felt a twinge in the leg early on, but I kept going, and eventually, the leg felt normal again. You might say I walked it off. Today for the Friday group hike, we took a Jeepney all the way to Castillejos for a long loop walk. About a kilometer into that trek, the leg flared up again. This time, the more I walked, the worse it got. I pressed on until the 3.5K mark, and then it felt like my knee was going to collapse. I miraculously found a trike to take me back to the highway. Until it ran out of gas about a half kilometer from our destination. I hoofed it the rest of the way without much problem, then caught a Jeep back to Barretto. After the rest during the ride, the leg feels normal again. I’ll test it out again tomorrow and see how it holds up. It would really suck to lose my ability to hike. Still, I was thankful we were on the pavement today. I’m not sure what I would have done if we were somewhere up in the hills.

Last night, I began my beer-drinking ritual in Calapadayan for the grand opening of a new “resort” called 13 One Three. It was formerly known as Hunter Jo’s Inn and was a regular stop in the Hash On-Home rotation. Monday night, the Hash will be returning to One Three to give it a try.

It’s an odd name. I just say “thirteen” to keep it simple.
Of course, the bay views haven’t changed since my last visit to Hunter Jo’s.
The interior has been totally updated. The best addition are the comfort rooms there in the back. If you are getting a biker vibe from the clientele pictured, you wouldn’t be wrong. And regular readers will no doubt recognize Martin and his 18-Kilo Ass.
The view from my bar perch.

It’s a fifteen-minute Jeepney ride from Barretto, so I don’t expect I’ll be a regular visitor here, but it’s a nice change of pace from the same-old, same-old once-in-a-while. Last night, the guests received a free beer upon arrival, and you could purchase a beer card for 500 pesos, good for six more. So, I had my seven and headed back to my little town.

It was too early to call it a night, so I camped out at Wet Spot for a bit and had a nice chat with some visitors from Angeles. These guys have been in the PI for over twenty years, and it was interesting hearing their perspectives on how things have changed. All in all, it was a good evening out.

Facebook memories reminded me of the night six years ago that I helped Loraine celebrate her 50th birthday on the beautiful island of Boracay. I was still living in Korea then and Loraine was slated to become my caregiver in retirement.

Happy times. They never last it seems.

Three weeks later, we were professing our love for one another. A love that lasted two days before she shattered my heart. I wrote about that in a post entitled “FUCK ME!”

We are still connected on Skype and this morning I sent the picture above and wished her a happy Birthday. This was her response:

Hi John
Thank you very much!
Nice and very memorable photo.❤️
Hope all is well for you.
I’m doing fine and thankful to God for all the people who became His channel of blessings for me and my family.You’re one of them.😊
Thank you very much and take care always.❤️

Hmm, a channel for God’s blessings. I’ve been called worse, I suppose. Still, it is good to remember your past, no matter how painful, so you don’t repeat the same mistakes. Not that that has ever stopped me before. Knowing and doing are two different realms. I’ve still not mastered the latter. And for the record, I am happy that Loraine says she is doing well.

I had another blast from the past when I checked to ensure I hadn’t used the “out of gas” post title before. That led me to read this post about a typical day spent with my most recent lost love. I don’t know if there was an intended message for me from the Love Gods, but I couldn’t help but note that mundane twenty-four hours included eating and drinking together, walking the dogs together, and doing the group hike together. Perhaps it is high time I got my shit together. Lots to think about.

Friday night is on the horizon. I’m thinking I’ll forgo the SOB tonight. We’ll see where I wind up.

Mucho gusto!
Is everything all right?
I just called to say how lost I feel without you
Miles away
I really can't believe I'm here and how I still care about you

Hearts can break
And never mend together
Love can fade away
Hearts can cry
When love won't stay forever
Hearts can be that way

Is everything the same?
Do you ever think of me and how we loved one another?
Will you change your mind?
Will you want me back again or have you found yourself a new lover?

Hearts can break
And never mend together
Love can fade away
Hearts can cry
When love won't stay forever
Hearts can be that way

Is everything okay?
I just thought I'd write a song to tell the world how I miss you
'Cause each and every day
I think of all the words I never said and all the chances that I had to

Hearts can break
And never mend together
Love can fade away
Hearts can cry
When love won't stay forever
Hearts can be that way
Hearts can be that way
Hearts can be that way

Something great is coming your way

Told ya so!

But wait, there’s more! Like the photos from the Wednesday Walkers street and beach walk in Matain, Calapacuan, and San Isidro.

It had been a rainy morning, but six brave souls ventured out onto the mean streets anyway.
Heading up the highway
Over the river
And onto the quiet backstreets of Matain.
Walk this way!
Boats on the water under an angry sky.
On the beach in Matain
Heading for Calapacuan
Friendly locals
A narrow passageway
And then onto the beach in Calapacuan.
I’m not sure what that is, but it looks like it could float some.
More boats on the bay
And crap on the beach.
Still in Calapacuan but on the other side of the highway.
If you come down to the river, bet you’re gonna find some people who live…
Rollin’ on the river
Look at us go!
The Black Rock Mountain rises majestically above the blossoming thatch grass.
Martin brought some lollipops along with him, which was good because I was about out of cookies.
This captures the way I feel when a woman breaks my heart.
Up the steps to bridge #3
One last river crossing
A stroll through suburbia
The wet streets of San Isidro
One last neighborhood. I ran into a gal from The Green Room who lives in one of these shacks. See? Those lady drinks I buy help pay the rent.
No, I didn’t forget you, Easter Mountain!
You can see Alta Vista from here.
Our 8K+ trek ended at my house, where my helpers served up some fish and chips to go with the beers I provided my thirsty hiking mates. It was a good day on the streets and beaches.

Later in the afternoon, I did the Wednesday feeding of the Hideaway girls. On the way there, I got a call from an old friend I had not heard from in several months. I met her shortly after she arrived in Barretto a couple of years ago when she participated in one of our group hikes. I tried courting her, but she rejected me as a potential boyfriend after a couple of dates. She hooked up with an alcoholic instead (and if I use that term to describe someone, you know they must be bad). She joined him in his European homeland, and based on her Facebook posts, she seemed to be having a good time. I noticed the drunk guy was back and with a new girl and was wondering what happened to her. She asked if I would meet her at Harley’s for a chat, and I agreed to do so.

Harley’s is down Baloy Road, and it’s a bit of a bitch to walk there after dark. The gal I was meeting wanted to come there to avoid running into her ex and his pals.

So, she told me her sad tale, which didn’t come as a surprise to me. I reminded her of the loser she came to Barretto for and the one she left with and asked if she detected a pattern. And yeah, I get the irony of me pointing out the relationship failures of others. Alas, she expressed no regret about the one who got away. She’s moving back home to her province today, so we said our goodbyes, and I departed with John Greenleaf Whittier echoing in my head: “For of all the sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these–it might have been.”

My morning sky.

The move has not allowed me to escape from the construction noise I suffered at the old place, but at least now the work is to my benefit.

The roof on my rooftop is taking shape. I’m looking forward to spending time up there soon.

So, my days as a would-be Sugar Daddy are over and done with.

Always glad to help, sweetheart.

You know I’m a punny guy, and this meme was right up my alley:

This one reminded me of the time from my childhood when I was visiting my grandparents. We were all enjoying some family time on the front porch when suddenly, my grandmother got up, walked over to my grandfather, and slapped him across the face. In shock, my grandfather rubbed his cheek and asked, “Why?” My grandmother responded, “That’s for fifty years of bad sex!” Well, my grandfather sat there for a minute, then he got up, went to my grandmother, and slapped her face. “Why?” she cried. “That’s for knowing the difference,” my grandfather said.

Thanks. I’ll be here all week.

Grillin’ and chillin’

It’s too soon to say but things don’t seem so different. I’m going to give it some more time before making up my mind once and for all. In the meantime, life goes on.

The big excitement at Royal was finding a frozen Sara Lee cherry pie on sale for 50% off. How could I refuse?

Out of the box, then into the oven. It came out looking like this.

Of course, man does not live by dessert alone. So, while the pie baked, I got busy setting up my grill.

I placed it on the veranda behind my carport.
Gas tank attached and ready to fire it up.
A cook’s eye view
Ribeyes on the grill
The makings of a meal
Dinner is served

Around beer o’clock, Swan and my helper departed for a shopping expedition in Olongapo. Left to my own devices, I ventured into town and found myself nursing a beer at Sloppy Joe’s. Jim was there with Rob, another hiking group member, so I joined them at their table. A couple of beers later, Rob left for darts, and Jim and I moved on to The Green Room. I enjoyed watching Jim get his ass kicked by a waitress in a couple of pool games. They both played well, so it was entertaining to watch. After more beers at Voodoo, we paid a visit to Alley Cats, where the dart tournament was still in progress. Once Troy was eliminated from the tourney, we continued our bar crawl with a stop at Queen Victoria. Jim and Troy moved on to Lux, but I’d had enough and headed home.

I slept alone again. Heavy rains during the night woke me up twice. But with the sunrise the storm subsided.

My morning view.

I’m refraining for now from commenting on other aspects of my life until I get things sorted out. No need to rush to judgment.

That settles it!

I did a 69 yesterday

Not THAT kind of 69. But I like the way you think!

Yeah, don’t let the arrows fool you. They were all over the place, and not one led to an actual 69.

What it was really all about was run #1569 of the Subic Bay Hash House Harriers.

The long version of the trail is in red. The Hares also provided a shorter version (the green line bypass). I opted to start from my house in Alta Vista rather than make the unnecessary walk to the VFW only to turn around and return to the neighborhood. Start to finish was right at 4K for me.

It was a pleasant enough walk with no surprises, especially because I had participated in the Hare’s scouting mission during our Wednesday hike. My only real complaint was once we came down out of the hills, there were no trail markings on the streets leading back to the On-Home at Blue Butterfly.

That was the final trail mark that I saw. I guess the Hare assumed everyone knew the way back to town, and that’s probably true for us locals. But we often have out-of-town guest Hashers who wouldn’t have a clue. I’ll be doing Hashes in La Union and Angeles City later this month, and that’s my nightmare scenario–not knowing where to go or how to get back because of a poorly marked trail. Okay, rant over.

Here are some photos from the trail (some mine, some taken by other Hashers):

The main body of Hashers departed from the VFW at 2:00 p.m. I left my house at the same time.
Just a few minutes after I joined the official trail, Leech My Nuggets and Bug Fucker jogged past me. Leech is the fastest member of the kennel, and I’m one of the slowest.
There was something about this tree I found interesting.
Or maybe I just have a dirty mind.
Let’s wash away that nastiness with a gander at Easter Mountain.
And another group passed me as I paused to make a cookie delivery to the my mountain family friends.
The hardest thing on the trail was stepping over this wall that had barbwire on top. I was fearful I would snag my balls, but I managed to avoid that tragedy.
It was all downhill from here.
Improvised stair steps.
Into the village
I’ve seen worse.
Cement sidewalks and bridges
Easy living
Heading On-Home
At Blue Butterfly
Twenty-six Hashers in attendance this week, including the Gash contingent
First, I couldn’t find the 69, and now I see that blowjobs aren’t allowed in the CR. Damn.

And that’s how things went down (well, not literally) at the Hash.

In non-Hash-related news, I saw this Jeepney crashed on the side of the National Highway this morning. Hope no one was hurt.

Not designed for off-road travel!

It is funny how things turn out. In high school I dreamed of being a journalist.

And I grew up to become a conspiracy theorist. Who’d a thunk it?
Tom waits for no man. Oops, I guess I’m an example of what he was talking about. Sorry!

And sticking with our sexual innuendo theme, I’ll leave you with this:

Damn, I hate when that happens!

Abbrev.

This will be an abbreviated post today because I’m running late, and the hash is looming.

As I walked out in the streets of Barretto, as I walked out in Barretto last night…

Swan was off doing whatever it is she does with her Sunday me time, and I proceeded to do what I do pretty much every damn day of my life. Last night, I did the feeding at Hideaway and then my nightcap at Wet Spot. The photo above was taken at the entrance to WS. One thing that stood out for me was Aine seems to be avoiding me. She usually doesn’t wait for an invite to join me when I take my seat, but last night, she came by, said hello, then walked off. Weird. Still, it was nice keeping that lady drink money in my wallet.

I got home early, a little after seven, and Swan was sitting on the couch. The TV hadn’t been mounted yet, so she was watching Netflix on her phone. I made us dessert (pecan pie a la mode), which she seemed to enjoy. When I was ready for bed, Swan said she was going to watch some more Netflix. See you later, then.

Oh, when I got home, Lucky was standing on the front porch, wagging his tail and wanting to be let into the house. I decided to forgive (but I won’t forget) and let him in.

And then, at some point during the night, Lucky joined me on the bed, acting as if nothing had ever happened.

I invited Swan to join me on the morning dog walk, but she declined.

I baked a batch of muffins for the first time on Bryce Street.

I met with the landlord’s agent at my old place and turned over the keys. Doing the property checklist, there was a missing rice cooker and TV remote control. I found both items here and will return them soon. It will be interesting to see how much, if any, of my two-month security deposit is returned to me.

The TV has now been mounted on the wall.
And my dart board is ready for whatever action I’m willing to provide.
Perhaps this reminder of my darting glory days will provide some motivation.

Lots of thoughts are swirling in my brain, but I’m going to take my time to sort it all out. Perhaps it was just a weird coincidence, but I happened upon a post from December 2021 where I was experiencing a similar bout of love-induced confusion. That gal is rumored to be getting married soon. All’s well that ends well.

The hand is still painfully sore, and it is my left hand, the one I prefer (as anyone in their right mind would). I’m keeping it clean and taking the antibiotics that Dr. Dave recommended, so it is just a matter of time until I’m healed.

It’s time to shower up and prepare for my Hash excursion. I understand the trail passes through Alta Vista, so my plan is to catch it here and save those steps to the VFW starting point. Waste not, want not, right?

This sounds like a story right out of the Philippines:

Hey, it could happen. And probably has.

Back tomorrow with more of this kind of goodness.

By the dawn’s early light

My first morning wake up in the new place. I rose a bit before five, enjoying my morning coffee as I scrolled my favorite blogs on the internet. Then I glanced out my window and saw this:

That view gives me a peaceful, easy feeling

I spend a lot of my home time at my desk, or should I say, on my laptop, so I decided to take advantage of those windows to the outside world:

The only potential downside is that the afternoon sun hits this side of the house full-on. I guess I can always close the curtains.

I had coffee on the patio with Swan before she left for her Sunday “me” time.

It’s early yet, but nothing much has changed so far with Swan. She still doesn’t want me taking her photo and is not interested in going into town with me. And to be clear, I was talking about a restaurant environment, not a girly bar, but she still declined the invitation.

Lots of questions about what happens next are filling my head, but the rent is paid in full for the next twelve months, so I don’t need to hurry to resolve them.

The hand I woke up with this morning. Still sore as hell and oozing juice.

I went back to the old place and fetched Lucky today. He was sheepish around me but allowed me to leash him up and walk him to his new home. I’m leaving him out in the yard for now until I can decide whether he can be trusted again or forgiven for his transgressions against his master.

I’ll be doing the Hideaway feeding later since I’m home alone anyway. After that, who knows? I reckon it will involve my partaking in some additional San Mig Zeros. Hey, it’s what I do best.

Here’s a chart I came up with to illustrate the likelihood of my giving up the bar life:

And I’m not a whiz in the kitchen, but I’m thinking I could make this low-calorie meal:

And this one struck just a little too close to home:

Or at least she wants to maintain plausible deniability.

One day at a time and see what happens next. That’s the mode I’m in. But, I’ve got both feet firmly on the ground so I won’t have far to fall if things go wrong.

I get this feeling I may know you
As a lover and a friend.
But this voice keeps whispering in my other ear,
Tells me I may never see you again.

'Cause I get a peaceful easy feeling.
And I know you won't let me down
'Cause I'm already standing
I'm already standing
Yes, I'm already standing on the ground

So much to unpack

And I have no power. Nothing like a brownout on moving day. Trust me, that bites. This post will be short and sweet to ensure I finish it before my laptop battery is depleted.

The “truck” I hired turned out to be a trike with a sidecar basket. It took five trips with the trike and my drivers car full of crap to complete the move.
It was a little dicey with a heavy load of a fridge and freezer, but we got it done without an accident.
Now I have to unpack and rehang things like the television.
Turns out Lucky didn’t want to move

When it came time to load the dogs, Lucky wouldn’t come. When I reached under the table to pick him up, he went into full attack mode. He was out for blood and he got it, inflicting several deep bites. A couple are still oozing blood hours later.

The finger bite is most painful
The arm bite is plenty deep.
And another on the front of the arm.

So, Lucky has now literally bit the hand of the one who feeds him. He is that stupid and disloyal. My first response was to retaliate in kind, but I let him live despite my anger. I’m still not sure how I will deal with this long-term, but at the moment, I’m feeling no love. He is still at the other house, but my helper will dog-walk him back here later. As of now, my plan is to make him an outside dog 100% of the time. I don’t want to be around him.

Power is not due to be restored until 5 p.m. It is hot inside with no fans to stir the air. I hope I haven’t moved into a cursed house. Nothing to do but ride it out.

My daughter messaged me this morning asking if I had a picture of her when she was in the Homecoming Court during high school. It seems my eldest granddaughter (the one who just turned eighteen) is following in Mama’s footsteps.

My daughter Renee with me as her escort all those years ago.

While I was searching for that photo above, I came across pictures of some houses from my past.

My house in Lexington, South Carolina. With my Dodge Ram pickup truck and Jeep Grand Cherokee in the driveway. Damn, I was living large back then.
And that’s where I lived in Stafford, Virginia.

Let’s hope my life here on Bryce Street in Barangay San Isidro, Subic, is a good and long one!

A titanic undertaking

And so it is just about time for the maiden voyage to life in my new digs on Bryce Street. The movers will be here at 0900 tomorrow, and it shouldn’t take long to load up my meager possessions and carry me to whatever the future will bring.

Kitchenware and pantry items all boxed up and being guarded by my Buddy-boy
I’ll be home in the morning

The consensus of the commenters on this post is that disaster awaits me. I was impressed with the insights my readers offered and quite touched by their concern. Welp, there is no turning back now, and I’m going into this with eyes wide open. If it works out for me, great. If not, well, I’ve been there before, and I’ll find my way back to wherever it is I belong.

Swan has promised me that things will be different for us once I move in. So, in that sense, my time has come. In my heart, I believe that Swan is a good woman without bad intent. She may not share in all my interests and activities, but I think we’ll find things we enjoy doing together (like travel), and I’ll convert some of my bar time to home-together time. I trust we’ll both make compromises and that we will be comfortable together. We’ll both maintain our share of “me time” as well, and I’m good with that. Again, I respect the views expressed by those with contrary opinions and recognize that I could be completely wrong in what I believe to be true, but there is only one way to find out. We will know one way or the other soon enough.

Swan told me in a message this morning, “I love you.” Prompted by something a commenter suggested, I asked her what it is she loves about me. She responded that I respect her, that I’ve been patient with her, and she loves everything about me. Hmm, it’s hard to argue with that!

Last night, I treated myself to dinner at John’s Place.

I perched myself at the third-floor open-air bar and enjoyed the view from there.
The Philly cheesesteak sandwich was pretty good, too.
It would have been nice to have some company. Oh well, maybe next time.

After dinner, I planned to use more of my voucher at Whiskey Girl. On the way, I ran into Troy, and he told me Jim was drinking alone at It Doesn’t Matter, so I decided to join him for a beer. We had a couple, and then Jim accompanied me to WG. Whiskey Girl has a “buy one, get one” happy hour, so I didn’t get to use my coupon much. Gary, another hiking buddy was there, and between him and Jim buying drinks, I didn’t have any more room. I did, however, keep the thirst of Jenn and Kim satiated with lady drinks.

There’s yet another new bar that just opened in Barretto, and since it is next door to Whiskey Girl, we decided to check it out.

It’s called Klimaks and bills itself as a “comedy bar.”
Me and Jim were the only white guys in the place, and most of the dialogue was in Tagalog. Yep, it’s probably not a venue that will cater to my tastes, but everyone was friendly, and I wish them well.

We finished our night on the town at Queen Victoria. I rather enjoyed my next to last night of “freedom,” or whatever it is I’ll call this chapter of my life that is now drawing to a close.

My full moon view from the balcony. It will be lovely from the new house too, I’m sure.

Ready for some memes?

There are plenty of consequences, though.
Right, Mr. Brand?
I’ve already gotten a couple of laughs using this line…

Anyway, that’s where things stand with me as of now. I’ll be doing the SOB later today at The Green Room.

I baked my final batch of brownies here to share with the girls tonight.

And now for my last shower and shave on Shenandoah Bend.

And all I can do is keep on telling you
I want you
I need you
But there ain't no way
I'm ever gonna love you
Now don't be sad
'Cause two out of three ain't bad
Now don't be sad
'Cause two out of three ain't bad

What do you call an undercooked steak?

Rawhide, of course. (There’s a method to my madness; wait for it.)

Shall we start with some photos from the Wednesday Walkers trek? Alright, here you go:

Behind that green wall is the construction site for what will be Barretto’s newest culinary experience. Yes, McDonald’s is finally coming to town!
We had seven walkers show up (Jim couldn’t be fucked with getting in the shot, and Scott took the photo)
Off we go into Alta Vista
The shortcut to Shenandoah Bend
Heading out of the ‘hood
Marching along the My Bitch trail
Those clothes ain’t gonna wash themselves!
A brief rest stop at Four Corners
The Easter Mountain view
A cookie delivery at Onelia’s mountain hideaway.
Beginning the downward portion of our journey
I’ve seen worse. Much worse!
On the outskirts of a village
Down we go…
You got this in the bag, Scott.
Like a walk in the park
Evidence that the wheel was indeed invented in the Philippines.
On the road again
Creekside living
Strolling through the backstreets of Barretto
Short and sweet (around 5K), just the way I like it!

A shower, a nap, and a blog post filled the afternoon hours. Thanks again for those comments with words of wisdom and advice. The jokes were good, too!

Before heading out for the Hideaway feeding, I fed myself. The pork chops (cooked in the crockpot with cream of mushroom soup) came out tender and tasty. I took a couple of servings along with me for Joy and the girls to sample; they all seemed to like them, too. I know it ain’t pretty, but looks can be deceiving.

The vendor lady I’d been buying meals from on Wednesday wasn’t available, so the girls ordered some food from a local Korean eatery.

They deliver for a 30 peso fee, which is fair, I suppose. The food cost 1800 pesos versus the 1000 I normally spend on the vendor lady.
The hungry faces of anticipation.
Don’t ask me. It looks like rice with some Korean sides, but the girls seemed to enjoy it. Something different for a change.
Joy with chopsticks is a first.

I had a pleasant visit in Hideaway. I took over the DJ duties and played some shit no one there had heard before. The kind of music my daddy listened to when I was a boy. Like the Frankie Laine classic “Rawhide.” And there you have the big reveal of why I came up with the convoluted post title referencing uncooked meat. I was surprised to find a post from 2009 titled Rawhide, so I had to get creative for this one.

My view as I walked up the highway after my departure from Hideaway.

Of course, I wasn’t done yet. I’ve got SOB coupons to expend, and I decided to put that 1500 peso voucher to work for me. Woohoo! Free beer. I started in Alaska and had three there (and two lady drinks). Then, I moved next door to Wet Spot and used the voucher for two additional beers. The coupon is only good for customer drinks, so I was out of pocket for the drinks I bought Aine, my waitress, and the bartender. Manager Brett comped me a beer, and so did owner Dave. That provided me the satisfactory level of inebriation I require of myself, so I called it a night and triked on home.

Six hundred pesos spent, 900 more to go. Looks like I’ve got my work cut out for me tonight!

What do y’all think of this:

Do you see what I see?

He’s gonna have a Rawhide in the morning!

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday

Not that I have anything to worry about. It is what it is, and what will be will be. Of course, living in the moment is even easier when you drown any dissenting thoughts in copious amounts of San Mig Zero. I’ve become a master of that technique!

You can’t go wrong starting the day with banana-walnut muffins…

I brought groceries from Royal home to Shenandoah Bend for the last time yesterday morning. Everything is on for the big move on Saturday. I packed some more boxes and don’t have much furniture besides a stove, fridge, freezer, and bed to haul to the new place. I arranged for a crew with my driver to do the heavy lifting.

I am meeting with my current landlord’s representative and the new tenant tomorrow morning. I’m not worried about it, though. Over two years of wear and tear on the furniture, but no real damage to the apartment. Since I broke the lease, I don’t expect to see any of my security deposit returned anyway. I’m still glad a new tenant was found so my landlord doesn’t suffer any loss with my move.

I asked Swan to join me for dinner last night. I had a hankering for some barbeque meats at Pujon Corner. Swan declined my invitation with a curt “I don’t want to.” Alrighty then. Looks like I’m still at the bottom of her priority list. Honestly, these past couple of months have been my loneliest time since moving to the Philippines. Since I consider myself in a relationship, I can’t be with anyone else, but the one I care about doesn’t seem to want to be with me. Something will change soon, and I expect the move will resolve the questions lingering in my head. One way or the other, I am not going to continue living in no-man’s land.

When I left the house for my evening in town, I planned to visit John’s place for my solitary dinner. But halfway there, the skies opened up, and even the small umbrella I carried couldn’t keep me dry. I had a “buy one, take one” coupon in my wallet for Green Room, so I took shelter there. And wound up staying until my quitting time. That’s very unusual for me not to change my venue over the course of a night out.

One thing that made it easier to extend my stay (besides the half-price beer) was I finally put my foot down and told the girls “no” when they surrounded my table. That Rule #1 ain’t gonna enforce itself, after all! I enjoyed having some quiet time, but I also purchased one lady drink each for my two waitresses, but not until after my third beer. Now, that’s self-discipline!

When hunger pangs occurred, I satiated them with a pizza from Sit-n-Bull. I ate my fill, then shared the leftovers with the waitstaff.
I posed for a selfie with Crazy Horse, who keeps watch over the Green Room. The bar manager saw the pic on Facebook and commented that I made the statue look better. I hope that’s worth a free beer!

During the course of my time in Green Room, I got to hang out with two different buds, Bruce and Jim. I was actually in the process of leaving (I’d already paid my tab) when Jim arrived, so I stuck around for another beer. We discussed changing our scenery, but in the end decided, why bother? I admit my discount coupon may have influenced me.

But that was yesterday, and yesterday’s gone. A pleasant group hike this morning, some pork chops are stewing in the crockpot, and a feeding for the Hideaway girls is on tap for later today. And I’m just not going to worry about the future; whatever happens, I’ll deal with it. Maybe a solitary life is my destiny.

These are golden oldies, but it’s the best I got for today:

The way I done it

Yeah, yeah, that post title is bad grammar. You are also likely to encounter some sloppy punctuation as well. You’ve been warned!

So, let’s talk about yesterday’s Hash. It was a strange one. I wound up doing my own trail, a little over 6K, but mostly flat. I walked from my place out to where the official trail started, then walked back to the On-Home at Johansson’s. I had planned to get to the Coral Street beginning point before the 2:00 p.m. start time but arrived a couple of minutes late. Everyone had left by then, so it was an easy decision to turn around and go back. I did reward myself with a beer stop at Hideaway on my return journey.

That’s from Goldfinger’s last Hash a couple of weeks ago. He lived in Angeles but came up on the bus to join us almost every week. The woman, Stinky Foxhole, is his Barretto partner who always joined him at the Hash. When I got to the On-Home yesterday, I was surprised to see her there. I figured she must have come as a final goodbye gesture to Goldfinger. I nodded and said, “Sorry,” then sat away from her on the other side of the bar. (We were never close; honestly, I don’t care for her). Anyway, as other Hashers arrived, a couple went and spoke with her. Then she got up and left. Apparently, she hadn’t heard about Goldfinger’s passing and had come to meet him as usual. That was a strange turn of events.

When the Hare arrived, he told me there were only five Hashers at the start of the trail. Another strange happening. Like me, a couple of other folks had done their own trail, but when the circle started, we only had eight people in attendance. I’ve never seen a turnout that low. And to make it even weirder, we had zero females in attendance. Like I said, it was a strange Hash. Not sure what was going on, but hopefully, we will be back to normal next week.

Here are some photos if you care to share my adventure:

The trail, as intended by the Hares, was a little over 6K with the nasty climb to the Kalaklan Ridge.
My trail was the same distance but without the ass-kicking climb.
The journey begins as I leave my house.
I took note of the threatening skies and factored that into my decision not to venture up into the hills. However, the rain held off until late in the evening after I was safe at home.
A smoke signal from the natives in the squatter village?
In the ‘hood
Leaving the ‘hood
Through a narrow alleyway…
And onto La Union Street
A left on Gabaya Street
Ha! I inadvertently wound up doing part of the Hare’s trail after all. I love it when that happens!
Del Pilar Street
And then my stroll along the National Highway begins in downtown Barretto.
This hospital will be opening soon, and it will be good to have one in Barretto again, just in case of emergency…
On the National Highway out of Barretto
The starting point of the official Hash trail
Coral Street ends in the hills. Nope, not going there this time.
Instead, I crossed the highway and headed back in the other direction. As you can see, that narrow shoulder leaves little margin for error.
A bay view from the highway
Is that Barbie’s house?
Back in Barretto
The Hideaway alley
Time for a quick beer check.
Joy was surprised to see me on a Monday and happy for the lady drink and cookies.
Now, to finish my trail, let’s hit the beach!
And there it be!
The low tide always reveals the hidden contents of the bay waters.
But if you can’t see it, you can pretend that it just isn’t there.
The passage back to the highway
And my trail comes to an end at Johansson’s
Discussing the trail with one of the Hares, Anal Receptive.
Half of those in attendance are on the ice. Crazy.

Anyway, that’s the way it goes sometimes. The beer was cold, and there was plenty of it. After the Hash, most of us went to It Doesn’t Matter and had a few more. I gave up drinking at seven (don’t worry, I plan to start again this evening) and went to Sit-n-Bull for a banana split to bring him home with me. My Fitbit says I was asleep before 8:30. What a life!

I guess you have to trust the science on this:

Hard to argue with this logic:

Your body, your choice. But leave them kids alone!