Paying for what you get

I reckon at least some of my loyal readers are wondering how my “date” went yesterday. Here’s the lowdown:

“April” was scheduled to arrive at 3:00. Shortly before the appointed hour, she messaged me to say she’d be late. I asked how late, and she eventually responded she’d arrive at 4:00. Okay, well, my balls were in the crockpot, so that was no big deal. I turned off the gas but left the bread in the oven. Did the same on the stovetop with the corn. The brussel sprouts were in the microwave to melt some cheese on top, and I left them there. The meal was salvageable, at least.

Except when April arrived, she wasn’t hungry, saying she ate with her kids before leaving home. Okay, that’s on me because I hadn’t told her I was cooking. Instead, we had a beer and sat on the patio, enjoying the view until the sinking sun got in our eyes and chased us back inside. While sitting at the kitchen table, I asked April the purpose of her visit. To her credit, she was honest in her response: money.

She wasn’t quite that blunt, instead phrasing it as her bar not allowing barfines, so she thought I might like a “happy ending” in exchange for some cash. I wasn’t really surprised that that was her intent, although I will admit to some level of disappointment. The whole meal thing had been my way of maintaining the illusion of a date, just in case that was her intention. So, she got what she came for, and perhaps I got lucky in the sense that I didn’t get strung along and played for a fool again. Plus, I managed to pace myself and avoid the dreaded breathing attack. That’s a whole other kind of happy ending.

April messaged me today, saying she wants to see me again when I have free time. Hmm, maybe I should turn that around on her and say I’d be happy to see her when her time is free. Who knows what will happen next? Anyway, one day at a time.

My view as I was leaving the neighborhood for the Sunday feeding

After sending April on her way with money in her pocket, I salvaged the remains of the meal and carried some of the leftovers with me to Hideaway. I also ordered the girls a Hawaiian pizza from Shamboli’s and brought along a batch of brownies. I must say, my balls were quite popular with the girls.

Joy gnawing on the cob

After Hideaway, I visited Mugshots again. I really do enjoy the ambiance and comfort of this bar. They were playing some country tunes last night, my waitress was rubbing my back, and I was at peace with the world. Does that mean I surrendered? I don’t know. Why fight it? I’m just going to go with the flow and see where it takes me.

Come Christmas; it will be taking me here:

I made a reservation for two. No idea who my date might be, but I’m not worried about it. I’m usually not a big fan of buffet-style meals, but they work well for getting your fill of traditional holiday foods.

Nothing special about my regular Solitary Sunday Stroll. I modified my usual route some and did the photo every 1.6K (one mile) thing.

A little over 6K all in. And yes, I took a trike back up the hill to Alta Vista at the end. Sue me.
Bridge #2 at 1.6K.
The Matain River was looking especially lovely, doncha think?
My view of Easter mountain at 3.2K
Santa Monica subdivision at 4.8K
It’s an eclectic mix of decrepit and nice in this neighborhood.
At the entrance to Alta Vista from the National Highway.
Across the highway is the 7/11, Snackbar, Baloy Beach Road, and, most important at this time yesterday, the trike stand.

I was finally able to get my Relive app to sync with my Map My Walk app on the new phone, so have at it if you are so inclined:

https://www.relive.cc/view/vrqo37n5Dyq

And now it is another beautiful morning here on Hash Monday.

As seen on today’s dog walk.
And now the boys are chillin’.

It’s a Leech My Nuggets trail, and that means long and hard. There may be a shortcut in my future. We’ll see.

For I shall always let thee do,
   In generous love, just what I please.
Peace comes, and discord flies away,
   Love’s bright day follows hatred’s night;
For I am ready to admit
   That you are wrong and I am right.

Maybe that’s why I’m single…

Stranger danger

I’ve had a flurry of people contacting me through Facebook Messenger that I’ve never met before. It’s not all that unusual, I suppose, Christmas season seems to enhance all those desperate circumstances faced by the less fortunate. I’ve gotten better at limiting my responses to people I at least know something about, but sometimes I take a misstep. Like yesterday morning.

It started with a message from “Beth” asking if we could get together. I didn’t recall ever meeting her, but there was something familiar about her profile picture. I went and scrolled through her Facebook page, and then her last name rang a bell. I asked if she was the daughter of Wanda (a Hash acquaintance). She responded that she was. Okay, this just got weird. How old are you? (That’s a very important question if you want to stay out of jail). She told me she was twenty-two. That at least matched the birthdate she had on FB. I could see she had two young kids from the FB pics, so the odds were good that she was at least eighteen. Why do you want to meet? I don’t have money for milk or diapers. Figures.

I told Beth I was getting ready to go for a hike, and she asked if she could wait for me at my house. Alright, she did seem legitimately desperate. What about your mother? Beth says they haven’t talked for a long time. Hmm. I don’t know what got into me, but I decided to throw caution to the wind and let her come over. I figured I could always hike after, whatever after turned out to be. And exercise can take many forms, right?

So, I gave Beth directions to my place and waited for her arrival by trike. Naturally, she got lost in the subdivision, despite the ease of getting here (basically three right turns). I walked out to find her and saw her walking on the wrong part of my street (she had turned left instead of right), and OMG, she didn’t look anything like the photos I had seen. She was as fat as an American woman. I brought her to the house, and she sat on the couch and was unwilling or unable to engage in any kind of conversation. Well, she did manage to ask me for my WiFi password. I gave it to her, and then she buried her nose in her phone as if I weren’t even there. That’s okay; one look at her and all my evil thoughts had quickly run far away.

I’ve often said there are worse things than being alone, and Beth was a good example of that. I gave her 1000 pesos and transportation money and told her to leave. She seemed surprised. Well, she got what she needed for milk and diapers, and there was nothing I needed from her. I guess that makes it a win-win.

Later in the day, I made a date with a girl from another bar I met. I’m not completely sure of her intentions, but I think this is just a legitimate getting to know each other better outside of work encounter. I do plan to ask her to eat my balls, though.

I’ll serve them with Brussel sprouts, corn on the cob, and garlic bread.

She’s due to arrive this afternoon at 3:00 p.m. I’ll be prepared for whatever she has in mind, but I hope she is interested in more than just the bulge in my pants (my wallet).

I always hate it when the first word a woman utters after sex is “already?”

I started my Saturday evening beer drinking at Cheap Charlies. Then when it was time to eat, I went to John’s place.

I had a craving for the best pulled pork sandwich in town.

John’s recliner was empty, and I asked the waitress regarding his whereabouts. She said he was playing pool at Alaska Club. That’s a good sign. Later on, I saw him walking on the highway with his wife. So, he’s up and around. Today he posted this on Facebook:

I am considering of restart of pizza. We used to make it before, but I didn’t like my own pizza too much.

First reason was flour. All I could’ve gotton locally was heavey all- purpose flour, which didnt have the right texture of pizza dough.

2nd reason was because I was moving right across Shambolis.

But Shambolis is moving away and I also found importer in Manila who imports real Italian, non GMO, 00 pizza flour. I had them send it via Victory Liner. Among all flour they carry, we had them ship the best one, CAPUTO brand, appx 4 times more expensive than flour I can get locally, but I am sure it will suit my taste. I intend to use pure Italian tomato & Flour only.

So I will do some practice and start making pizza again. This time, we’ll be different. We’ll start poolish. For toppings, we are thinking of Birria, Kung Pao pizza which will be new invetion and Hawaiian with home made smoked ham, bacon and cheese pizza.

While I was at John’s, Joy messaged me and said none of the girls had gotten a lady drink all day long at Hideaway. That’s pretty sad for a Saturday night. Plus, the girls all rely on those drink commissions to make ends meet. Being the foolish generous man that I am, I paid a surprise visit to the bar and rang the bell (that gives each girl working a drink). Hey, it’s a small thing and still makes a difference.

Bargirls have a tough job, and many of them are doing that work to support their families back in the provinces. Yes, there are users and scammers among them, but I think this picture accurately depicts why most of them are working in the bars.

When I was finished at Hideaway, I made a surprise return visit to Mugshots and once again enjoyed spending some time with Mae. Not the cutest girl in town by a longshot, but she’s fun to be around. Looking forward to getting to know her better.

I made Sloppy Joe’s my stop for the night, thinking I’d enjoy a cold beer with a highway view. Alas, a drunk Filipino on the street came up to the bar and started being loud and obnoxious. I did my best to ignore him, but my patience was really being tested. Thankfully, one of the waitresses called a manager (the guy appeared to be twice the size of the drunk), and the situation was quickly de-escalated. Drunk as he was, he could see the outcome was not going to be in his favor.

Facebook memories continue to show me pics of myself from those long ago days gone by.

Brother, can you spare a dime?

And finally, let me share those photos of the winners from Friday’s SOB:

Voodoo finished in 3rd Place
Wet Spot took 2nd.
This Wet Spot gal was so hot she was melting wax!
And this week’s champs, the Whiskey Girls!

Here’s a video of the Whiskey Girl team in action:

“Not another SOB!” he cried

Where it were

Afraid so. I attended the Whiskey Girl event, and it was a good one. The top three finishers were all outstanding, one of the few times I’ve struggled as a judge to choose the winner. Turns out, I chose right. The sponsor hasn’t posted photos yet, so I’ll update this post when he does. But just so you know, it was Whiskey Girl, Voodoo, and Wet Spot.

The place was hoppin’, and my poor waitress could barely get a moment’s rest. I kept plying her with lady drinks to make sure she didn’t get dehydrated.

Thanks, Jenn, for taking such good care of me.

I filled the hour before the SOB with a roast chicken salad dinner at Mango’s.

And enjoyed this view for dessert.

After the SOB, I briefly popped into the dance party event my pal Max is hosting. This was their second Friday night, and it appears momentum is building–quite a few more in attendance than in week 1. I’m not into dance clubs, but I stuck around for a couple of beers to show my support. I really hope this takes off and is a success.

I can’t remember why I posted this.

And that leaves the Friday hike. Once again, only two of us bothered showing up. This time it was Martin and me. We just did the hills behind Barretto but went up a seldom-used path and wandered around for a 6K jaunt.

Started with some stair work
Down a narrow alley
At the end of La Union street
Through this neighborhood
Is Santa counting his reindeer?
I can’t remember what these are called in Korean, but they are usually a lot nicer than this one. Still, someone made the effort to build it up here on the hillside, so we felt obligated to drop in.
The view from there was quite pleasant
It got a little junglely in places.
Sometimes it is hard not to look down on my little town.
I hadn’t passed this way for several months. That’s one of my cookie stops up ahead.
And then there was this hole-in-the-wall place.
Back down amongst the goats. No kidding.

A street walk back home, and that was the hike.

Another day in the life is in the books. Well, on the blog, anyway.

Bars of Barretto: Showgirl

The latest addition to the bar scene in the barrio.

Showgirl, aka The Gentlemen’s Club, is a bar with dancing girls, only smaller. Square footage (meter) wise, it is probably the tiniest bar with a stage in town. Not that it makes any difference if there are no customers. I was the only one during my Thursday evening visit, although granted, it was shortly after the bar opened at 6:00 p.m.

I took this shot while seated at the bar, which has three stools. The chairs to the left abut the stage. And there’s one table with two chairs.
Looking in the other direction, you see the other side of the stage with two more chairs. A couple more chairs along the back wall. And that’s it.

Notice anything about the girls on stage? It’s hard to miss–they are all fat, amongst the fattest I’ve seen in any dancing bar. Not that I’ve got any room to talk, but then, I’m not getting paid to entertain customers. Let me be diplomatic and say if you like big bellies on a girl, this is the bar for you!

Beers are 90 pesos, and I believe the single lady drink is 170. I sat at the bar because I’ve got the hots for the bartender. The only other girl I saw that met my standards of attractiveness was the bartender’s twenty-year-old daughter. Your mileage may vary.

Again, the dancing girl bar scene is not my thing, so take my review with a grain of salt. Still, the girls just didn’t seem friendly or welcoming. Since the bartender doesn’t like me back, I see no point in a return visit anytime soon. Good luck to them, though.

The rankings as of now:

  1. It Doesn’t Matter
  2. Hideaway
  3. Snackbar
  4. The Green Room
  5. Wet Spot
  6. Cheap Charlies
  7. John’s Sushi and Steak
  8. Mango’s Beach Bar
  9. Hops and Brews
  10. Bar Barretto
  11. Whiskey Girl
  12. Sloppy Joe’s
  13. Alley Cats
  14. Lux
  15. Dynamite Dick’s
  16. Mugshots
  17. Alaska Club
  18. Hot Zone
  19. Queen Victoria
  20. Blue Butterfly
  21. BarCelona
  22. Adam’s
  23. Thumbstar
  24. Voodoo
  25. Rock Lobster
  26. Outback
  27. Rosie’s
  28. Annex
  29. Bottoms Up
  30. Palm Tree
  31. MacArthur’s
  32. Redz Pub
  33. Showgirl
  34. Chill

Here comes Santa Claus

‘Tis the season.

I saw this guy hanging out in front of the Divi Mart store.

So, I took Joy shopping yesterday to get presents for her kids. And I bought a gift for her as well.

Toys all loaded up in the sleigh, er, I mean, trike.
And Joy’s gift loaded up on the back.

Joy was always bitching about working so hard washing the family clothes by hand on her only day off. I hope this new washing machine will make that part of her life a little easier.

My mountain mama friend’s children were able to participate in the school Christmas party with funding from Santa’s helper.
And all the way out in Bohol province, the kids were lining up for some eats and treats a crazy foreigner sponsored.

Well, they say it is better to give than receive, and I can attest that providing a simple pleasure makes me feel good in a big way. And I’m just getting started.

The envelopes are arriving daily…gift solicitations from the maintenance staff, trash collectors, and security guards are waiting to be fulfilled.

I was planning to go do some shopping for myself at the mall, but a big accident out on the highway en route to Olongapo changed my mind.

I was moving faster, walking than the traffic heading out of Barretto. No way I’m getting in a Jeepney to sit in that mess.

I did a short walk around town instead, then grabbed lunch at Sit-n-Bull and headed home. After resting up some, I checked my To Do List and saw it was time to get busy.

At least in this regard, I’ve overcome my procrastination problem!

I decided to make IDM my first stop of the day.

From my house to the bar, 1.36 kilometers. Easy peasy…

There was a big spender present in the bar, and he was buying all the waitresses drinks. I don’t mind at all, even though it slows service some. The girls were earning their commissions, and that made them happy. I drank for an hour and spent less than 500 pesos, half I’ve what it would be if I were paying for company. And my pal Jim was there, so I had someone to chat with anyway.

When I’d had my fill, I decided to cross the highway and check out Showgirl bar again.

I’ll write up a review tomorrow.

The bartender I had met on my first visit during Saturday’s birthday bar crawl was working but didn’t seem all that happy to see me again. Not unhappy either, just disinterested. Well, she hadn’t responded to my Facebook friend request either, so I got the message. One beer, and I was out of there.

Where to next? Mugshots was overdue a visit, so I headed on over. I had my first beer in the outdoor seating area. They were hanging new signage, which was my first clue that this bar had undergone yet another reinvention–it is now a full-on videoke bar. It is no longer staffed with multiple bargirls, just a couple of waitresses. One of them came outside and chatted with me while I drank my beer. I tried to ignore her at first, but she had some wit and charm about her, so when my bottle was empty, I went inside with her and ordered another along with one for her.

Meet Mae. She laughs at my jokes too.

I’m not keen on videoke joints, but no one was singing during my visit last night. Mae’s laughter was all the music I needed. Mugshots is a well-appointed bar and very comfortable. A few more beers, and I might have even been tempted to sing some of my favorites. I’ll need to update my review to reflect the changes the bar has undergone, but I had a good time last night, and I’ll definitely be back for more.

I finished my night at Wet Spot (had a free beer coupon I needed to use) and enjoyed a very pleasant chat with owner Dave. I really hope I have his energy at 80!

And then my beer clock ran out of time, so I triked on home. For all my faults, I know when to say when.

I am still working on my bar hop maps. I need to do better than this in the future.

And now I’m facing another SOB Friday. Tonight’s venue is Whiskey Girl, so I’m looking forward to a good time.

And the wheel in the sky keeps on turnin’. See you here tomorrow. I hope (I’ll be crossing the highway at least once).

Two for the road

The Wednesday Walkers group yesterday consisted of one other participant and me. So, I took her for a 6K street walk and fed her some lunch when we finished.

My hiking buddy, Lydell
Walking the streets of the Santa Monica subdivision
Into Sierra Hills
Onto Govic Highway
Up the alley
Barangay Matain
The bay
The banks of the bay
Back on the National Highway
I walked those planks
Lunch at Subiza resort on Baloy Beach
The lunchtime view

I have nothing further to report regarding my status in Lydell’s life. I don’t have a clue what is going on. I guess that says more than enough about where we are. Or are not.

I had a 15% discount coupon for Sit-n-Bull, so decided to splurge for last night’s feeding at Hideaway. A big lasagna dinner for Joy, chicken wings, chicken fingers, and lumpia for the girls, and a box of Choco Pies for dessert. Everything got eaten, so I guess they must have liked the meal.

Joy seemed to enjoy her lasagna almost as much as that customer did watching her eat it.

When I’d had my fill of beers at Hideaway, I went out in search of a place to enjoy a nightcap. It occurred to me it had been a while since my last visit to Alaska Club, so I made that my destination.

Several months ago, I had met an interesting dancer there named Marissa. And then she disappeared. She was back last night and remembered me more than I did her. It was nice to get reacquainted. Marissa told me she had been back in her hometown (Bacolod City, Visayas) building a house. I asked if she had a foreigner sponsor, and she said no, she was using the money she had saved while working at Alaska. That’s why she’s back now, to earn more to finish the house and open a business. Pretty impressive. She also found my jokes hilarious, which either means I’m funny as hell or that she is very good at her job.

Welcome back, Marissa. See you Friday at the SOB.

Oh, and I saw John Kim (the foodie guy) at Alaska playing in the pool tournament. He looked a lot better, and the fact that he was out of his recliner and moving around is a positive development.

On the subject of illness, I came across this article talking about COPD and mental health issues: Not being isolated helps people with COPD maintain good mental health. Speaking from personal experience, I was crazy long before I was diagnosed, so I’m not seeing the connection. But that said, I do get out and about and have some social connections (as reported in today’s post, for example). True, they are shallow and meaningless, but maybe so am I. Still, I crave a relationship like I had with Jee Yeun–someone to share my life with and take care of me. Of course, we saw how that turned out. Well, that breakup led me here, for better or worse. If the COPD doesn’t kill me, something else will. The challenge is holding out as long as possible. I’d like to experience 80 before I die. It’s good to have goals!

If it ain’t fixed, don’t break it

Tuesday proved to be somewhat of a pain in the ass. And I’m not just talking about being sore from Monday’s Hash crash. Living without a smartphone is dumb, so I endeavored to get mine fixed. The first shop didn’t have the needed parts in stock but promised to have them by the afternoon. Tried a couple of other places with the same result, except they’d need three or more days to get the parts. So, I sent my helper back to the first place in Olongapo, and they, too, suddenly needed three days to get what my phone needed to live again. Plus, they wanted payment in advance. My helper walked away from that deal but left her phone number. Somehow I don’t think they’ll be calling.

Choosing not to live the solitary life of the phoneless, I purchased a new Samsung A23, a step or two down from my previous model, an A53. My plan is that when my old phone is repaired and good as new again, I’ll relegate my new phone to backup duty should I ever again find myself in this situation.

Things haven’t been easy as I’ve gone through the replacement process. When I last upgraded to the A53, I was able to transfer all the data and apps from the old phone to the new one. That wasn’t an option this time, so I’ve been adding the apps I need one at a time. My real problem is that I don’t remember the security info like passwords, which has been a hassle resetting to new ones. I’m not a genius when it comes to technology anyway, but damn, the app would send a code I need to my phone or email, and when I went to retrieve it, I couldn’t get back to where I had been to enter the code. I had much more success working this from home with the laptop and phone in tandem.

Oh, well. I didn’t break any bones, which would have been much more painful than trying to restore data on a phone. I’m going to just count my blessings and be happy that this is the worst thing to happen to me recently. I’m a lucky man!

I took my first photos with the new phone from my vantage point at Cheap Charlies.

Maybe it’s just me, but this doesn’t seem as crisp as my old phone camera.
Here’s one using the zoom

Then I got hungry, so I crossed the highway for a bite to eat at Sit-n-Bull.

The roast beef dip with a cole slaw side looks okay, I guess. I didn’t use the food setting because it wouldn’t capture the whole plate. Or I wasn’t using it right. One of those.

After my meal, I headed over to Whiskey Girl to expend some SOB coupons. I had a “buy a lady’s drink, get two customer drinks,” and waitress Jen was so kind as to join me at my table to share the bounty. She’s definitely a snuggle bunny, and that was what my achy body needed. I was so comfortable I wound up buying two lady drinks.

I finished my evening at Snackbar, and the company was good there too.

Lydell on the right, Heidi in the middle, and the 18-year-old What’s Her Name? on the left.

Despite the temptations, I made it home by bedtime. Alone again, naturally.

Via Facebook comes the reminder that I wasn’t living such a solitary life six years ago.

I was the boss man and had to keep an eye on things there in the office. Our last Christmas on Yongsan.

Speaking of my working life, I received an email from an 8th Army colonel asking for a reference on a candidate who’s applied for my once again vacant Director, HRM position. His candidate is a good one, and I highly recommend her for the job.

My job now is to keep you, my readers, entertained. Even if it is in an “I’m glad I’m not him” kind of way.

And speaking of adding value, I actually read something today that was thought-provoking, even in my weary and worn-out brain. It’s entitled: Are you the same person you used to be? The article’s basic premise is that people tend to divide themselves into two categories: continuers or dividers. Or, more precisely, seeing your life as having been lived on a continuum from childhood to the present. Alternatively, dividers see their lives as chapters in an ongoing story, with many changes taking place over time.

Thinking of my life, I’m definitely in the dividers category. I’m not who I was as a child, young adult, or middle-aged man. And this being elderly thing is a whole other world. I actually did a series of posts here called “One lifetime, many lives.” I’ve still got a couple of chapters left to write.

Anyway, that’s how I see it. I also see it’s time for me to get ready for my Wednesday feeding at Hideaway Bar. Thanks for stopping by!

A phoney-ass Hash

It was a pretty nice Hash trail yesterday, up until it wasn’t. Longish at 8K, but the only significant climb wasn’t all that bad. Part of the down was through a creekbed, but the stones let you stay above the water. In fact, things didn’t go wrong for me until we were back down in the valley. I’d written about a Wednesday hike a couple of weeks ago where trying to avoid the flooded road along the berms/levees/dikes in the rice patties had proved fruitless. When I found out the Hash trail was also going through the same area, I expressly asked the Hare (Almoranus) about the water, and he assured me we could complete the hike with dry feet. So, when the designated path led back to the flooded road, I was a little pissed.

With my “fuck that” attitude firmly in place, I headed up the hill alongside the road, hoping to find a way to bypass the water. Once I’d gone as far as I could, I headed back down only to encounter a VERY steep descent near the bottom of the hill. I was treading carefully, holding on to tree limbs, and using my stick to steady myself, but it was to no avail. Suddenly, my feet flew out from under me; I came down hard flat on my back, then slid about ten or fifteen yards before mercifully coming to a stop. I was fortunate to only acquire a few scrapes and scratches during the ride down on my ass.

When I stood back up, I was disgusted to discover that I hadn’t managed to bypass the flooded road after all. So, I retreated along the bank back to where I had initially deviated and saw that my fellow Hashers were jumping over a narrow section of the road to reach dry ground on the other side. I joined in and made a successful leap, further demonstrating that my avoidance had been not only fruitless but also unnecessary and foolish.

But that wasn’t the worst of it. When I pulled my phone out of my back pocket to take a photograph, I discovered that it had not withstood the impact of my entire body weight slamming it into the ground. The screen was black and cracked, but the phone’s innards were still working. I could hear my tracker as it continued counting out distance and elapsed time, although I’m sure the mocking tone of voice was all in my imagination. Fuck.

My efforts thus far today to get the phone repaired have been fruitless. The Samsung A53 is a newer model, and no one has replacement parts in stock. I also discovered that I’m addicted to my phone and all the distractions it provides, so in desperation, I bought a replacement this morning (an A23 that I will keep as a backup for future emergencies).

Anyway, no other issues on trail. We did our first On-Home at Johan’s on Baloy since before the scamdemic. So, one more step towards normalcy. I figured the photos I had taken during the hike would not be available for this post, but I discovered almost by accident that they automatically upload to the Google Cloud, so at least I have a few of my own to add to the mix today.

Let’s get to it.

The trail from the VFW to Johan’s. And no shortcuts for me this time! I inserted that yellow tombstone to indicate the approximate location of my tumble down the hillside.
Gathering up at the VFW. Look at that clueless guy on the right. He has no idea what lies ahead.
Up into Alta Vista via the backway through shanty-town
In the ‘hood
A crossroads to my future.
I hope to be living there at the bottom of Grand Canyon early next year
Out of Alta Vista…
…and into Marian Hills
At the end of our climb
And here I am crying because I broke my phone. These folks don’t even have electricity.
Heading back down to the valley
In the valley
Here’s the last photo I took before my near disaster yesterday. Fittingly, it is one of my favorite scenes–Easter mountain

It’s been a while since I’ve done an 8K Hash trail. I had also done a beach walk in the morning. Lately, I’ve been averaging between 15,000 and 20,000 steps per day. It is very rare that I’ll do much more than that–21,000 thousand is a big day for me.

I can’t remember the last time I walked that much in a day.

But Facebook memories remembered:

I guess December 12 is just my day for long walks.

And falling on my ass.

For lovin’ me

I dual-purposed my Sunday solitary stroll yesterday, adding in a detour to the ATM in Subic-town to restock my funds. It’s December, and that brings about a slew of additional expenses. For example, they have a tradition here known as “the 13th month,” in which employees receive a year-end bonus equal to one month’s salary. Being the generous employer that I am, I’m rewarding my full-time and part-time domestic helpers and my driver with the gift of extra pay.

At the one-mile mark of my trek
A lonely stretch of road at two miles
The National Highway in Calapcuan at three miles.
Still on the highway at the four-mile marker in Subic-town

The bank is just a tad further up the road. I took a trike back home. You can see how it looked from above here:

https://www.relive.cc/view/vdvm378rPx6

With the walk out of the way and my funds restored, I set about preparing for my evening. I baked up a batch of cupcakes for the Hideaway girls, then headed over to John’s place for some bulgogi and Korean-style chicken wings to feed Joy and the crew.

A quick update on John. He was sleeping in his recliner when I arrived. He was awake when I was leaving and said he had changed doctors and meds and was starting to feel better. It didn’t look like it to me. I asked if he needed anything, and he shrugged it off. I’m trying to respect his privacy, but if he needs funds for dialysis or other treatments, I’d be happy to help organize some donations. I don’t know what else I can do at this point.

The food.
Joy eating some chicken
Joy is also a bit of a magician–she made that cupcake disappear!
I don’t recall ever seeing Hideaway so crowded–I couldn’t even get a seat at the bar, which was somewhat disappointing.

After finishing my duties at Hideaway, I decided to drop in at Snackbar. It’s a little over a kilometer between the two bars.

OMG! Look what I made! Yeah, I’m going to keep practicing until I’ve mastered this mapmaking skill. Well, filling in the blanks on Google Earth anyway.

The scary thing is that during that 1K walk, I experienced some breathing difficulties. Not as bad as I used to suffer before I got diagnosed in Korea, but if I had had to walk much further or, god forbid, climb a hill, I’d have been in trouble. I took a couple of squirts from my inhaler, and once I arrived at Snackbar and sat down, I was fine. For what it is worth, I didn’t have any trouble on my 7K morning walk. The only difference being several beers, but I’m not sure why that would affect my lungs. Hopefully just a one-off.

Lydell and I have made peace, and we are back to our previous level of affection. Whatever that is.

A couple more beers (and lady drinks, of course), and I was ready to hit the road for home.

This morning, Facebook shared the memory of a time when my family was all together.

Mom and Dad are long gone, and I haven’t seen my brothers for several years now.

And then there is this:

Everybody’s so different; I haven’t changed.

I think that is how I see myself in my mind’s eye, which makes it easier to flirt with all the young honeys that surround me. It also explains why I hate mirrors so much!

So, the old Gordon Lightfoot song “For Lovin’ Me” popped up in my Spotify playlist while I was out walking.

That's what you get for lovin' me
That's what you get for lovin' me
Ev'ry thing you had is gone
As you can see
That's what you get for lovin' me

I ain't the kind to hang around
With any new love that I found
'Cause movin' is my stock in trade
I'm movin' on
I won't think of you when I'm gone.

So don't you shed a tear for me
B'cause I ain't the love you thought I'd be
I got a hundred more like you
So don't be blue
I'll have a thousand 'fore I'm through

Now there you go you're cryin' again
Now there you go you're cryin' again
But then someday when your poor heart
Is on the mend
Well I just might pass this way again

That's what you get for lovin' me
That's what you get for lovin' me
Everything you had is gone
As you can see
That's what you get for lovin' me
That's what you get for lovin' me

It occurred to me that the sentiment expressed cuts both ways. By which I mean I could have sung that song to some of the women I’ve known over this lifetime. But an equal number could have sung it to me as well. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. And maybe you eventually learn to live the way you want to be seen.

I prefer the Peter, Paul, and Mary version of the song, so here you go:

That really sticks in my crawl

*sorry*

I survived another Saturday, and that’s always my goal. This one was a little different than usual.

Starting with grilled pork chops for BREAKFAST at Mango’s.
And the beach view made for a nice appetizer.

The birthday boys’ Barretto bar crawl was on tap to commence at 3 p.m., so I escalated the completion of my daily routines and then headed into town to join the party.

The skies were threatening when I left the house. You can see there was a rain squall over the bay, and it appeared to be heading my way. I was glad to arrive at my destination a few minutes before it did.

The first stop was the Outback bar.

I’m still trying to master these maps, but that’s where you can find Outback.

Wasn’t sure what to expect, but we started off with a dozen or so partygoers.

The number of participants dwindled down over the course of the barhop; I think we had about six diehards at the last stop. Of course, I may have been seeing double by then.

Second stop was Alley Cats, my old darts haunt.

Alley Cats is across the highway and up an alley from Outback.

The birthday boys took turns picking the next bar to visit, and I’m not clear if it was by happenstance or design, but each bar was on the opposite side of the highway from the previous one. That f’n road is especially bad with weekend traffic, add multiple beers to mix, and we were playing with fire. I’m happy to report that we suffered no casualties on the night.

The third stop was Thumbstar. This is a bar I don’t frequent much, but it is actually quite nice. My reasons are personal, but it might be time to let them go. I also had a couple of chicken shwarmas here for dinner, and there were very tasty.

That’s where Thumbstar is. I can see now that these maps are probably worthless.

We made an old favorite of mine, Wet Spot, our fourth bar of the night. So, at a consumption rate of two or three beers per bar, the buzz was on. One of our group was spending big on the bar girls, pulling the rope and throwing balls on stage at 1500 pesos a pop…I counted at least three pulls.

After Wet Spot, we visited the newest bar in town, a place called The Gentlemen’s Club. I’d never been there, so obviously hadn’t had the opportunity to review it yet. I’ll go back and do that another time. First impressions: Tiny place, but they have a stage and dancers. The dancers have bellies similar to mine. Still, it had a friendly vibe going. And then something a little strange happened. I’m sitting against the wall on the opposite side of the bar. I look up, and the bartender gestures for me to come over. Naturally, I complied. When I sat down, she said, “I know you.” I asked how she knew me, and she said I saw you on the mountain. What? What mountain? When? She told me it was earlier in the week above La Union street. Ah, that would have been Monday’s Hash. And then I remembered–at the top of the steps, a group of women and kids were sitting around, and I gave them cookies.

Nice to meet you, Odessa!

Still looking fine for 38 years old. One kid, a daughter who is twenty. And then it gets even weirder–her daughter works in the bar too! She pointed her out to me, sitting with one of the guys from our group. I wouldn’t mind getting to know mama a little better. I sent her a friend request on Facebook while I was still in the bar, but as of this writing, she’s not responded. That’s okay. I know where she works and kinda know where she lives. 🙂

Crossed the highway again and went to another bar I haven’t visited in over a year–Bottom’s Up. Didn’t see anything last night that makes me want to come back anytime soon.

If you are looking for Bottom’s Up, there it is.

And then we dodged cars again to visit another bar I’d never been to before, aptly named The Secret Bar.

One more on the list to be reviewed. I’ll get on it soon, I promise.
Maybe you can find it yourself.

It’s another very small bar, but it also has a stage and some dancers. To be honest, everything is very vague at this point in the night, and I have no recollection of what the staff looks like, other than I seem to remember one of them being “a girl with something extra,” if you know what I mean.

I had gotten a message from Lydell asking me to visit her at Snackbar, and I told her I would try. After The Secret Bar, the remaining members of the group crossed the road to It Doesn’t Matter. I chose not to join them. When I got in the trike, I was thinking I’d have one last beer at Snackbar, but then I realized that would be a mistake. I was more than drunk enough, and it was past my bedtime. I’ll try to hit Snackbar after I feed Joy and the girls at Hideaway tonight.

At the end of the crawl

Here’s Jim, one of the birthday boys at IDM, looking about the way I was feeling at this stage of the night. I started two hours earlier than normal and finished over an hour late. I was very near the stage of putting the crawl in bar crawl. Glad I didn’t!

Scott, another of the birthday boys, just sent me this map showing our bar crawl locations. I’m going to need to have him give me a lesson on how to do this.

And there you have it, dear readers, the long-awaited bar crawl post! I hope to make this a semi-regular feature (hey, any excuse to drink some beers works for me, besides, I’m going to drink them regardless). And I’m going to learn to make a damn map. Promise.

A tight SOB

No money, no honey. Or say they say. Well, I’ve got the money if you’ve got the time.

Anyway, this post ain’t about that. I do want to give a shoutout to the folks who provided some feedback on my lifestyle in response to yesterday’s post. Good food for thought.

I did the Friday night SOB ritual last night, and it was packed. Voodoo is the smallest of the participating bars, and you could feel the crunch, at least where I was sitting. A very nice show, especially from the home team, who put on a special Christmas-themed dance routine.

I doubled my pleasure last night, enjoying the company of my Alaska dancer friend, Joy, and my Voodoo regular, Tia. Now, Tia has probably been around longer than most Barretto bargirls, but she is actually still sweet and fun to hang with.
That’s Joy dancing on the right.
And Irish was there dancing with the team from Queen Victoria.

No pictures have been posted yet by the sponsor, but Wet Spot took first, Voodoo second, and Whiskey Girl third. I voted for Voodoo as number one, but some of my fellow judges got it wrong.

After the SOB, I made my way to the opening run of the new dance club in town. A few kinks to be worked out, but I think it went better than I expected. I was already about as drunk as I needed to be when I arrived, so I didn’t stay that long. I had a couple of beers and bought a bucket of beer for some of my lady Hash friends, who seemed to be enjoying themselves.

Some of the guests.
The crew Max brought in from Angeles City to liven things up on opening night.
There was some old drunk white guy there trying to impress the ladies with his hot body.

That’s when I knew it was time for me to get my sorry ass back home.

The day started with the Friday hiking group excursion. Only five of us, and I kept it pretty simple with a 5K jaunt through the hills near Alta Vista. I think a couple of the participants wanted something more challenging, but I did it my way. I discovered that part of my path was the same as a portion of Guenter’s Monday Hash trail that I had avoided by shortcutting. I always enjoy seeing what I missed.

The way we went
The way we were
Like I told the group, the important thing is just to be out there enjoying the beauty of nature. You can do that on an easy trail.
The day’s first cookie recipient.
Jens (Almoranus) had suggested a more difficult journey. Next time, perhaps.
Into the wild
A couple of brave survivors of Thanksgiving.
Waiting in the woods for the slow guy (not pictured)
Another cookie delivery
Making our way back down
The view from here.
Martin’s turn to hand out sweets

That’s how my Friday went down.

I got a rare invite to join the guys (Scott, Troy, and Jim), who are all celebrating birthdays this week, on a bar crawl this afternoon in recognition of having lived another year. How could I say no to that? They had me at “beers.” Full report tomorrow!

The lies have it

I wish that were true, but I’m learning the hard way that people believe what they want to believe.

There are certainly pluses to small-town living. There is a comfort level with being part of a community, being recognized and welcomed by name when you are out and about. The downside that goes with that familiarity is that everyone knows your business, or at least they think they do. And then there are the rotten few who spread lies and rumors intended to disparage you and undermine the perception of your character. That impact is exacerbated in a place where talk is cheap, and people tend to believe whatever they hear. Or so it would appear.

I’m far from a saint, but I’m not ashamed of who I am and what I do. I don’t like to talk or appear to be bragging about some of my charity projects, but I’m proud to be making at least some difference in the lives I’m able to touch. But for whatever reason, doing good deeds doesn’t seem to be of interest to the folks who engage in malicious gossip. Go figure.

I guess what generated this rant was learning that these unfounded stories have had negative impacts on how I’m perceived and the way I’m treated by some people. I chatted with Lydell on Messenger for the first time in several days this morning. She told me she had given me the cold shoulder because someone had told her I had a girlfriend. I told her that someone had lied to her. The fact that she chose to believe that lie rather than ask me about it is probably a clear indication that our “relationship” was doomed to failure before it ever really began.

My friend “Judy” treated me to lunch yesterday. It was her way of saying thanks upon receiving her first payday from a job she got because I purchased the required laptop for her. Over the course of our conversation, the topic of Lydell came up (she wanted to know what happened), and then Judy told me that when we first met, she had been warned that I had “girlfriends” in every bar in town. She admitted that put her off the idea of dating me.

I guess truth and innocence don’t come into play when it ruins a good story. It seems shameful that people accept the lies without even making a cursory attempt to ascertain the truth. Again, I don’t claim to be an angel, but I don’t cheat, and I don’t lie. I hang out in bars, and I buy some lady drinks. Maybe I engage in some “flirty” chitchat, but I’m not grabbing ass or paying to fuck a bargirl. Back when I last had a girlfriend, I ended my “friends with benefits” project and didn’t even accept massages from the mountain friend I support. It just sucks to have potential relationships destroyed based on lies and rumors, but that’s the way things seem to go in my little town.

Or just go ahead and believe whatever the fuck you want.

In other news, I got fired from Xoom, a money transfer service I regularly use. It started when a $500. transfer intended to fund a charity project for a native Aeta village in Olongapo was rejected. The rejection notice asked me to provide additional information regarding the recipient and the purpose of the transaction. I provided the requested information, assuming the problem would be resolved. Okay, I get it. Maintaining security and avoiding fraudulent transfers is a legitimate concern. I was astounded when I received this email:

Based on a thorough review of your transactions and/or your recipient’s transactions, we have decided to close your Xoom account.

No warning. No appeal. Just canceled. It’s a shame, too, because I used Xoom regularly to pay my helper and for sending money to other individuals “experiencing emergencies.” It just seems extreme to eliminate my account in response to my inquiry. Well, I guess they can do what they want, but damn.

My view on the way to my lunch meeting.
My view during the lunch meeting at the Central Park Reef hotel. I just love those infinity pools. Where does the pool end and the bay begin?

It’s Friday, and that means another SOB experience is on tap, this time at Voodoo Lounge.

And after the SOB, I’ll be attending this dance party hosted by my friend and blog reader, Max.

Max is looking for a niche, or void to be filled, in the Barretto market. There are no discos or dance clubs here presently, so this is a test run to see if he can generate any interest. Discos are not my thing, and as an old fucker, I’m not the target audience anyway. But I’m going to check it out as a show of support. It will be interesting to see if some of the locals want to hang out amongst the foreigners. Good luck to Max! He’s put a lot of hard work into pulling this together, and as he says, it will be, if nothing else, educational.

And that’s the news from here today.

Tibag-ing it

Had a nice threesome yesterday with Scott and Martin. I’m talking about hiking, you pervs! Only three Wednesday Walkers were in attendance, so we rode out to Naugsol in Scott’s car, then hoofed it to Tibag and back. We only make it out this way once or twice a year, and I always enjoy it. There is just something about this area that resonates with me for some reason. Other than it being out in the middle of fucking nowhere with nothing to do, no bars, and no other foreigners, I could almost fantasize about living the life of a Tibagger. But not for long. Pictures from the adventure at the end of this post.

My feeding plans for HIdeaway were stymied when I discovered that the Jewel restaurant is closed on Wednesdays. So, it was chicken, pork, and rice takeout from one of the shops on the highway instead. I baked the brownies, of course.

Joy attacking an innocent brownie.

I finished the night at Queen Victoria again and shared a drink with my Irish friend. And I discovered something interesting about her that I hadn’t noticed when we first met.

She says she is 4 feet, 8 inches tall. Felt shorter than that (I’m 6’1″). I’ve heard it said that good things come in small packages. I’ve also been told the only thing better than long legs wrapped around your back are short legs trying. I guess there is only one way to find out for sure. But not last night.

Oh, and speaking of women, I forgot to post a picture of the one I met at Royal yesterday.

A real cutie, even if she didn’t have much to say. Wanted to sniff her hair but couldn’t catch a whiff. She was paper thin too.

Welp, we are full on into the holiday season now, and I’ve definitely got the spirit.

Why, yes. Yes, it is!

Alright, that pretty much covers the alcoholic portion of the day; here’s the walkaholic part:

Just under 8K altogether. Mostly pavement, with a long uphill grade getting to Tibag. We sometimes will cross the river and take the dirt pathways back, but we opted not to yesterday in deference to the wild thatch grass–we weren’t confident we’d be able to find the trail.
My fellow hikers posing for this post.
And we are off!
A piggy headed to the market. Soon to be Lechon, no doubt.
Living the simple life.
Sharing cookies (me) and candy (Martin) with the local folks.
The mountain vistas are one of the things I really enjoy out here.
Trudging ever onward
The last time we were out this way, the powerline towers were still under construction.
And upon closer inspection, there was still work being done. I cannot imagine doing that job.
On our return trip, we met the guys who climbed those towers and expressed our appreciation for their bravery.
Even the ubiquitous litter was more interesting than normal.
We don’t need no education.
Almost like a walk in the park
A bridge crossing we opted not to take.
I can see a poser from here!
The school in “downtown” Tibag.
Some rest in the shade
The off-road portion of our hike.
Out of town in the countryside once again.
Hung out to dry on a barbed wire fence.
Came across a compound full of native Aeta people.
Martin and I offered up some sweet peace offerings.
I’ve never seen a chapel quite like this one. I think Jesus would approve.
Heading back to Naugsol
Not sure what this military checkpoint is all about; one armed soldier manned it. Maybe there is some NPA (National People’s Army, a commie terror group) activity out this way.
Keeping my eyes open for those commie bastards, just in case!
The river.
First one back to the car!

It was another good day for an old man in paradise.

Bars of Barretto: Sloppy Joe’s

On the National highway next door to Alaska Club

Sloppy Joe’s is a small bar that offers outdoor seating–just the kind I like! It’s a relatively new bar that has recently undergone some significant remodeling.

From outside, looking into the bar area
As seen from my barstool to the left
And the highway view.

Traffic noise can be a bit distracting, but they play good music, and most times, you can focus on that and forget about the passing vehicles. Nice close-up view of people passing by on foot, although the beggars can sometimes be a bother.

You can also watch the music videos on a big screen TV which is a nice touch.

No pool or darts; what you see (and hear) is what you get. The night I was here, there were only a couple of waitresses on duty. I’m sure I could have bought them a drink if I wanted, but I wasn’t looking for company. To their credit, they didn’t ask either.

Sloppy Joe’s is known for being an after-hours hangout, often staying open until 3 a.m. or later. Not that I would ever be awake to see that happening. But it is a good bar to hang out with friends or chill on your own. Beer is cold and wet, just the way I like it!

Where things stand in my humble opinion:

  1. It Doesn’t Matter
  2. Hideaway
  3. Snackbar
  4. The Green Room
  5. Wet Spot
  6. Cheap Charlies
  7. John’s Sushi and Steak
  8. Mango’s Beach Bar
  9. Hops and Brews
  10. Bar Barretto
  11. Whiskey Girl
  12. Sloppy Joe’s
  13. Alley Cats
  14. Lux
  15. Dynamite Dick’s
  16. Mugshots
  17. Alaska Club
  18. Hot Zone
  19. Queen Victoria
  20. Blue Butterfly
  21. Adam’s
  22. Thumbstar
  23. Voodoo
  24. Rock Lobster
  25. Outback
  26. Rosie’s
  27. Annex
  28. Bottoms Up
  29. Palm Tree
  30. BarCelona
  31. MacArthur’s
  32. Redz Pub
  33. Chill

A pig in the Alley

Tuesdays are pretty much my nothing day, by which I mean to say even more nothing than my other days. Grocery shopping replaces my morning walk, and that’s not a lot to blog about. Well, I did catch the scamming bastards not honoring the posted sale prices once again. These days I keep all the items that are marked down on the shelves in one place in my cart and watch as the cashier scans them. And sure enough, the full price rang up on all of them. It just seems to me this must be intentional. If you can make a big deal out of posting signs on the shelf showing the discount, you can sure as hell update the price in the scanner database. It pisses me off, and I’ve been warning my fellow Royal shoppers.

I came across an article confirming that when I say “y’all,” I speak the King’s English. Just wanted y’all to know that in case you were thinking I was just some cracker spouting redneck talk. Just sayin’ that dawg won’t hunt. Alrighty then, I’m fixin’ to let go of this subject and move on now.

Today’s Facebook memories carried me back to the final year of my working life.

Glad for what I had, and now I’m glad for what I have. I miss the people, not the work, so much.

I’m not sure what to make of this:

I’m not a pie chef, but seeing these makes me strangely hungry.

Saw this flower on today’s hike, and it reminded me of something.

Maybe it’s time to find a girlfriend.

Speaking of hiking, Scott shared a handy color code we can use when deciding on which trail to take.

It’s good to be in the green zone. I’ll post about today’s hike tomorrow.

Alright, this post isn’t totally without substance. I attended a birthday party yesterday at Alley Cats bar for owner Dean. I’m not going to try and sort out the pronouns, she was born a female, so I’ll say she and her. Knowing Dean, she won’t be offended. It’s been months since my last visit to Alley Cats, as I’ve had no reason to go since retiring from playing darts. But Dean messaged me an invite to her party, and I appreciated that. I’d been going to the bar three days a week (at least) for over four years, and she is the first person who even bothered to check in with me. That’s the difference between bar friends and real friends in a nutshell.

My view on the way to Alley Cats.
The gathering crowd at Alley Cats.
Some of the food.
More of the food. Those brownies on the right were my contribution.
Lechon was the star of the food table, though. A Filipino favorite!
The birthday person, Dean.

I guess I got a little forward and asked the waitress if she would give me some head.

She brought me this. Talk about a pig in a poke.

A dart tournament followed the party, but I did not stay for that. Headed up the highway to a relatively new bar called Sloppy Joe’s and had a couple of beers there. I’ll do a Bars of Barretto review tomorrow.

I finished my night at Queen Victoria, where I met an Irish girl.

Well, her name is Irish anyway.

Bedtime rolled around, so I made my way back home. Alone. As usual. I’m thinking it is time to change my luck. We’ll see how that works out for me.

Time to shower up now and get ready for another night on the town. Those girls at Hideaway Bar aren’t going to feed themselves. That’s because they know I’m coming.

Four and twenty virgins

I successfully completed run number one thousand five hundred and twenty-six with the Subic Bay Hash House Harriers. Well, a portion of it, anyway. Vienna Sausage (Guenter) was the Hare, so shortcutting by the “sane” group was inevitable. Sure enough, after completing the first climb, the trail immediately headed back down again. My group said, “nope,” and stayed up top. It wasn’t long before the Hare’s trail rejoined ours again. This happened twice more, and we didn’t fall for it. I laughed that we all know Vienna too well to get suckered into all those ups and downs. At one point, he had actually tied the tall thatch grass together in an attempt to hide the alternative path. I saw through that gesture and took some joy in breaking through the barricade while shouting a hearty “follow me!” to the rest of our group. Good times!

We took the next to last down and then shortcut our way back to the VFW for our On-Home festivities. The portion of the trail we did was familiar and mostly pleasant, except for the damned thatch grass. Well, ’tis the season and all that.

Gathering for the start at the VFW
And we are On-On!
Up the road we go…
…then up the steps…
…and up the hill.
Still climbing. Can you blame us for not wanting to go back down again after doing all that work?
As we made our way along the top of the hill, we got to “enjoy” the lush grasses that Mother Nature had prepared for us.
The Subic Bay.
More grass
The village known as Barrio Barretto
And still more grass
Pausing for a group shot in the woods.
The expected shot of Easter mountain
And some other mountains
Making our way back down
Cookie kids in Marian Hills
Making our way back to the VFW

I didn’t have access to the photos Pubic Head puts together for the Hash page, so the viewing is a little sparser than usual. Sorry about that!

What? Are you wondering what this post has to do with four and twenty virgins? Glad you asked! The Hash Songmeister asked me to introduce a new song at the circle yesterday, and wanting to be a team player, I agreed. At least you didn’t have to hear me singing it!

Four and twenty virgins went down to Subic Hash
And when the Hash was over, there were four and twenty less
Singing, balls to your partner, ass against the wall
If you've never been drunk on a Monday night
You've never been drunk at all

You are welcome!

And here’s a quick peak into the future for y’all:

Turn the page

What was I doing fifty years ago? Pretty much what I’m doing now–enjoying my time in the countryside.

Seems like only yesterday.

Of course, I wasn’t old enough to legally drink back then, but weed was readily available for ten bucks an ounce, so I got by.

Works for me!

Street walkers

I had some unexpected company for my Sunday stroll. Bhel messaged me asking if she and a friend could join me. Me being me, I asked, “for an orgy?” But no, it was just the walk they were interested in. As it turned out, I may as well have been alone–the girls yakked in Tagalog the whole way, and most of the time, they were slow-poking fifty yards behind me. Not that I cared all that much, I was getting my steps in; that’s what matters.

I did the usual roundabout through the Naugsol valley, over to Govic, through Santa Monica, and back to Barretto–a little over 8K altogether.

That’s how it looked from a Google-eyed view.

I only took one photo during the hike; I’ve done it so many times there is really nothing new to see, but I had a glance into the future from my Govic highway vantage point.

Had to use maximum zoom, but that’s my blue house (the one up on the hill)

We finished the hike at Sit-n-Bull, where I treated my companions to lunch.

I went with the chicken enchilada, and it filled the void as intended.

I was in for a bit of a shock when I discovered that Bhel’s friend is a waitress at Sit-n-Bull. She knew me as a customer, but I didn’t recognize her at all. That’s a problem I have with my feeble brain these days–when I see someone outside of their usual context, I usually don’t recognize them. I get greeted by people on the street all the time, and I have no clue how they know me. Ah well, I’ve got the generic nod and “how ya been?” down pat these days.

In the afternoon, I prepared for my feeding day at Hideaway Bar by baking a chocolate cake. On the way there, I ordered a pizza at Shamboli’s and picked up a roast chicken at Chooks to Go.

The cake came out funky looking with that big knob on top. Not sure how or why that happened. The taste was fine, though, and I guess that’s most important.
The chicken went fast.
And how can you go wrong with Hawaiian?
A chick and her chicken
Nice smile, though.

I had a friendly chat with Gary, one of the Hideaway regulars. It turns out he reads my blog and claims to like it. Well, it is nice to have fans, but it does somewhat deflate the idea that I have some anonymity here. It’s okay; I’ll continue to call them as I see them; no turning back now!

I stopped by IDM and had a couple more beers with Martin and Chris. Yes, I bought Agnes a drink too. While there, I got a message from Lydell asking me where I was. I smilingly responded, “It Doesn’t Matter.” Unfortunately, she was familiar with the name and told me to enjoy myself at IDM. Oh, well.

I decided to surprise Lydell with a visit to Snackbar. Turns out, the surprise was on me. She didn’t seem particularly excited to see me, but when I bought her a drink, she dutifully sat down next to me. And ignored me. Damn, I wish she cared about me as much as she seemed to love her phone. Anyway, I haven’t really said much about our “relationship” here because I don’t really have a clue what she is thinking and feeling. But I took her actions last night to be a clear indication that I am wasting my time. So, I’ll act accordingly and waste my time on someone else.

It seems to be my destiny, and you know what? More and more, I’m okay with it.

Oh, as I walked down the highway on my way to Snackbar, I encountered not one but two street-walking prostitutes. That’s something you rarely see in Barretto. They were actually both pretty cute, but I wasn’t tempted. When you bring a freelancing stranger into your home, nothing good comes of it. If I were going to go that route, I’d get a hotel room to take care of business. Much safer, though, to just take a girl out of the bar where there is some accountability for their behavior, not to mention the STD tests they are required to get on a regular basis.

I guess thinking about that Real McCoys television show got me wondering about where I was when I watched it way back then. And in a mind-boggling revelation, I actually remembered my address: 6152 Chickasaw Drive, Westminster, CA 92683. We lived in a subdivision called Indian Village (all the streets were named after Native American tribes). I’d never Googled an address before, but by golly, when I did, I found this:

That’s our house! Or was from 1960 until 1963 or so. I don’t know what the circumstances were that caused my parents to sell and move into an older rental (13892 Milton Avenue–hey, I’m on a roll!), but I suspect it was around the time The Rite Spot closed, and my father had to find a new job in route sales.

I decided to look up the first house I purchased as a young father of two back in 1980.

202 San Carolos Road, Prescott, AZ. The pride of homeownership died when the marriage did.

So bizarre that I can’t remember things that matter, but useless info like old addresses is readily accessible. Maybe it’s a vestige of my long-ago life as a letter carrier.

And here I am on the other side of the world.

The real McCoy’s

Sometimes life can be a beach. Or at least a beach bar. Several weeks ago, a surge brought on by a tropical storm destroyed one of my Baloy hangouts. It’s been rebuilt now and last night was the grand re-opening. My original plan was just to have a couple of beers, wish them well, and move on. Then my pal Ron showed up, and all bets were off. Plus, McCoy’s doesn’t serve San Miguel Zero, so I was drinking light beers (5% alcohol versus the 3% I’m used to). Let’s just say I got a little more buzzed than usual.

On my way to McCoy’s, I came upon a fork in the road. I didn’t take it, though.
A small bar, but with perimeter seating on all sides (the seats with a view) as well as tables and chairs in the middle)
They also rebuilt the “cottages” that were washed away by the storm surge. These are very popular for Filipino family gatherings. There was a birthday party taking place in one of them last night.
The view from the front seats
And the side seats view. The building on the right-hand side is part of the Wild Orchid Resort.
The view at my table. Ron had invited these young ladies he had recently met on Facebook to join us (unbeknownst to me). My “date” (the one in blue) said she was nineteen. Legal, but way too young for my tastes. She seemed sincerely disappointed when I left without her.
Dancing on the beach
The McCoy’s menu. They were giving out free food last night, so I didn’t order anything. The food at the old McCoy’s was average at best, and I don’t think the kitchen staff has changed.

The new McCoy’s is much nicer and built to withstand future storms (the main bar area is elevated about three feet off the ground). It caters to a predominately Filipino crowd (I think Ron and I were the only white folks in attendance last night), and it has a nice laid-back vibe. Except when they play the damn videoke at high volume, which thankfully wasn’t happening last night. It’s the best beach bar in town because it is one of the few that are actually on the beach. I’ll make it a point to visit now and then when I want to chill and watch the sun go down.

That’s what I’m talking about!

After I left McCoy’s, I made a quick stop at Snackbar on my way back home.

Wanted to say goodnight to Lydell.

I had something sweet waiting for me at home, too.

Yep, a carrot cake. By far the best one I ever made. What made this one so special? I added raisins to the mix. Sue me.

It was a pretty good day, all and all: new views and a new place to hang out. One more bar to add to the mix, although Baloy is a bit off my beaten path.

Am I the only one old enough to remember watching The Real McCoys on television? It aired from 1957-1963, so I was probably five or six when I first saw it.

This is just the theme song, but I see they have full episodes available on YouTube.

Wish you were here

The Friday group hike turned out to be more of an adventure than I anticipated. There were only four of us in attendance, so I led the group. My plan was to walk out through the Naugsol valley, then up the hill where the Virgin Mary statue is located, and finish on Rizal Extension. Except not much went according to plan. The valley road was flooded, which is unusual for this time of year. Finding a workaround proved more challenging than anticipated, but we eventually did find the intended path again and began our climb upwards. Except somewhere on the way up, we took a wrong turn. We found ourselves on the wrong side of a fence but eventually managed to make our escape.

Did the long march down Rizal Extension and then stopped in at Pugon Corner for a grilled meat lunch.

The food here is outstanding and reasonably priced. The only problem is that it is located on Jasmine street, which is not convenient to anywhere I hang out. When I’m hungry on the highway, I’m going to John’s, Sit-n-Bull, or Mangos. Too far to walk on a dicey street after dark to get to Pugon.
I ordered this platter for me, Lydell, and Julie. There were plenty of leftovers to take home when we were finished. Oh, and the cole slaw had raisins in it, just the way my mama used to make it. 1300 pesos ($25) for all that meat.
Chowin’ down

I’ll share the hike photos at the end of this post.

Another nice SOB last night. Wet Spot is probably the largest venue, and the place was packed; I didn’t see an empty seat. The people sitting around me were strangers but friendly. Introductions were made, and it turns out that they are all Alta Vista residents. The guy sitting next to me will actually be a next-door neighbor when I make the move to the Blue House in March.

I was lamenting not having a drinking partner for the show last night. Joy from Alaska came in and said hello, but it quickly became apparent that she already had a drink buddy lined up. As I sat there stewing in my loneliness, the Wet Spot dancers (the regular ones, not the competition team) came off the stage. One of them said, “Hello, John,” as she passed by my table. I didn’t recognize her, but damn, it seemed like the bar gods were interceding on my behalf, so I jumped up and went in search of this mystery woman. I was very surprised to see it was Aine, a gal I hadn’t seen in the bar for a couple of months.

I brought her back to my table and plied her with drinks while asking what happened to the man who “rescued” her from the bar earlier this year. Aine said he had taken her to Singapore, and after living there for two months, they returned to Manila. She said she left him because he was “crazy.” I responded in my usual caring fashion, “so are you.” She just laughed. Anyway, it was good to see her again and share an evening together.

Welcome back, Aine.
Whiskey Girl was third
Voodoo second
And this week’s champions, Wet Spot

I chose not to go to the Aftermath event, and as I made my way up the highway, I encountered Jerry, the owner of Alaska Club. When he asked where I was going, what could I say except, “Alaska, of course.” Word on the street is that he hired several new dancers, so I needed to check out the scenery anyway.

I was the only customer when I arrived, so I got my pick of the litter. I liked the cut of this one’s jib:

I lifted this from her Facebook page (yes, I have a new FB friend!), and she looks sexier in person. Name is Virginia, a place I used to live. She’s twenty-four years old and has two kids, if I recall correctly.

Shortly after I arrived, a group of big spenders came in and took the remaining dancers off the stage for drinks. I had good timing for a change. It was past my bedtime, and I was in danger of exceeding my drinking capacity, so I paid my tab, tipped the girls, and caught a trike home. Not a bad Friday night, all in all.

Hey, I thought it was funny!

To those hiking photos, then:

Our route
Me and these three
Full of enthusiasm as we start our trek.
I’ve always liked this view as we exit Alta Vista
Santa and his elves?
Oops! I guess the camera slipped or something and perverted my shot.
There we go; I fixed it.
What do you mean we have to turn back?
Oh, shit.
Maybe this way will get us there.
On the berm, you are always one false step away from disaster.
I took that step.
Maybe you can’t get there from here?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. Julie takes a flying leap.
Taking the long view.
Yes, people live out here.
And they like cookies.
Let’s all just remain calm.
My Easter mountain shot.
WooHoo! We found the trail again!
The day’s biggest surprise was running into these two–Almoranus and Bum Burgler. They were coming down as we were climbing up, although we were on different paths. Apparently, they were scouting trails for their next turn as Hares. What are the odds we’d cross paths out in the middle of nowhere?
A view from up here.
We ignored the “No Trespassing” signs because we didn’t have another option except to go back down.
We made our escape and headed for Rizal Extension.

It turned out to be quite the adventure, but at least we didn’t get bored.

You can Relive it here if you like that kind of thing:

https://www.relive.cc/view/vZqN7oZoo3v
So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain.
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?

Did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
Did you exchange
A walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

How I wish, how I wish you were here.
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,
Running over the same old ground.
What have we found?
The same old fears.
Wish you were here.

It ain’t happening

Had a meeting last night with some bar owners and managers. They confirmed I’d need to put the lease in someone else’s name since I’m on a tourist visa. They also suggested I up my furnishing and equipment budget from $10,000 to $15,000. Then they asked which specific bar I was talking about. They all looked at each other when I answered and shook their heads. I was told the owner has a reputation for being crazy, is usually drunk by ten every morning, and, most importantly, has screwed over everyone he has done business with in the past. Okay, that’s what I needed to hear. The most significant risk in this whole proposition was having to trust people I don’t know. I’m glad that now I won’t have to find out the hard way. The Rite Spot ain’t happening, at least not at that location.

Otherwise, my day was about as regular as every other day around here. Some scenes from my morning walk:

Let treedom ring…
A simple life
I’ll take the high road
Walking the long and lonely path that feels like a metaphor for my life

And then time marched forward.

And it was time to renew my quest for happiness once again. In my experience, it takes more than five beers, but that’s just me.

I had planned to start my imbibing at It Doesn’t Matter, but the place was packed. Apparently, a group from the VFW and the local motorcycle club were both holding court there. Seeing nowhere to sit, I crossed the highway and took up a chair in Cheap Charlies.

I enjoyed the evening view…
And a nice back rub from Alma.

Later I had my meeting at Wet Spot, where I learned the fate of the Rite Spot. Then I finished the night with a couple more beers at Snackbar, where Lydell kept me company.

And that was that.

Facebook reminded me that today is the fifth anniversary of the first and only time I’ve achieved 50,000 steps in a single day (my usual output is between 15,000 and 20,000).

I’ve not been tempted to try to repeat that achievement. But I’m glad I did it once.

That’s all for now. I’ve got the SOB tonight, and we’ll see what else happens after that.