Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder

Fall has arrived in the Philippines! But around here, it ain’t the leaves that are falling off trees…

…it’s the branches!

The construction behind my house continues apace, and the noise is quite irritating. Annoising if you will. I try and time my nap from noon until 1:00 while the workers are on lunch break.

As things are taking shape, it looks like part of my view will survive. I expect I’ll be gone before the construction is finished, though.

Escaping the sounds of creation makes my morning walks all the more pleasant.

And it looks like rainy season is finally behind us.

So, about last night. I had good intentions to start the evening off with some darts practice. Then I remembered that Barretto was undergoing a scheduled brownout (power interruption) until 5 p.m. (I’m technically in San Isidro, so wasn’t impacted). I knew Johansson’s wouldn’t have a generator, so I left the darts at home and went to It Doesn’t Matter instead.

It was the first time I’d been back since the incident with Agnes, and she wasn’t there. Maybe her biker boyfriend is supporting her now. None of my business, and I certainly wouldn’t be buying her drinks again, regardless. My waitress this time was Maria, and she’d always been flirty, and after a couple of beers, I invited her to join me (I know, I know, but old habits die hard.) She brings her beer over to where I’m seated; we tap bottles, she takes a swig and says, “I’ll be back.” Maybe you’ve guessed where this is going–she never returned to finish her beer. I really don’t understand that mentality at all; the deal is she gets the commission, and I get some of her time. Ignoring a customer is a losing proposition in the long run–Maria will certainly never get a drink from me in the future. Maybe I should be thanking her for saving me the money.

When it came time for me to move on, I was craving an elevated view. I decided BarCelona would give me what I was looking for. I ordered a beer and took a seat out on the rooftop.

Off to my right, the sun was going down.
And on my left, the moon was rising. It was an interesting juxtaposition as I drank my beer and pondered the mysteries of the universe.

When it was time to refresh my beer, there was no waitress to be found (I was alone on the roof). So, I went inside and noted that the girls were all congregated around the pool table. I stood at the bar and waited (the bartender was MIA as well). After a few minutes, a waitress did approach me and said what sounded like, “You should sit beside me; I don’t want to have to go all the way out there.” I gave a grumpy response along the lines of “sorry to make you do your job,” and went back to my table to wait for the beer. When she brought it, she sat down next to me, which surprised me a little. She said, “yeah, I want to be close when you need another beer; that’s why I said I would sit next to you.” Ah, I had misunderstood what she said before; okay, my bad. We had a nice chat, and I wound up buying her a drink to make up for the misunderstanding.

I had a “buy one, get one” coupon for Hot Zone, so I made that my next destination. It wasn’t busy when I arrived, so I settled back and watched the dancers as I sipped my beer. HZ does have some of the hottest girls in town on stage; I’ll grant them that. Well, except they weren’t on stage long–a group of Korean men came in and brought all but one of the dancers down for lady drinks. I think they had most of the waitresses around their table too. Ah, just like the good ol’ days–big-spending tourists spoil the girls, so locals like me don’t have to! Well done, gentlemen.

I left Hot Zone and headed down the highway toward home, but I still had an hour or so to kill. I paused at Sloppy Joe’s but decided to do Queen Victoria instead. They weren’t busy either, and I was still on my first beer when my old regular TinTin plopped down on the stool next to me. She didn’t perform with the QV group at the SOB, so I asked her about that. She said she hadn’t had time to learn the new routine yet. I responded that she should tell her new boyfriend she needs to practice. She answered, “I don’t have a boyfriend.” The Tagalog word for that is “bola bola,” which roughly translates as “bullshit.”

I offered TinTin a drink in exchange for a photo. Dental care in this country is as whacked as medical treatment. When TinTin smiles now, she is missing several upper teeth, what I call the choppers. Pulling teeth in the USA is like the last option; here, it is the go-to solution for a toothache. TinTin is just twenty-one years old. I guess someday she’ll have a bridge made, assuming she can ever afford to do so. Anyway, I wanted a picture of that toothless smile, and she wouldn’t cooperate. I bought her a drink anyway.

I will also confess that seeing that toothless grin made me wonder how good she is at blowjobs. Yeah, I’m a sick bastard.

I didn’t stay long at Queen Vic, and after exiting the building, I noted there were no trikes standing by in the usual location, so I walked a couple of blocks to the trike stand at Baloy road. And, of course, that put me out in front of Snackbar. It’s been a few weeks since my last appearance there (I hadn’t felt welcome), but my beer impairment overcame whatever grievances I was holding, and I popped in to have one more for the road. I was very surprised to see Lydell, one of my favorites from the now-defunct Kamto, working there. Last I’d seen her; she was at Adam’s Bar. And most of the other regulars did give me a hearty welcome back, so maybe those grievances were all in my head. And yes, we celebrated my return with a round of lady drinks. What can I say? I guess it’s just my nature.

Seriously, I do enjoy being generous with the girls. Makes me feel good, so it’s as much about me as it is about them. Rather than change my ways, I’m thinking avoiding the bad ones (like Agnes and Maria at IDM) is a better course of action. We’ll see how that works out for me.

Why do I find this so funny?

And that brings y’all right up to date. Feeding night a Hideaway later. I also have an appointment with Dr. Jo this afternoon. Updates on all that tomorrow.

Yep, things are back to normal.

DiSOBedient

Rules are for slaves, and I refuse to be a slave to my own rules. Yeah, that’s the ticket!

I started my SOB Friday with a stop at Cheap Charlies. I reasoned that CC is directly across the street from the SOB host, Hot Zone. I wanted to keep an eye on when the doors opened to ensure I got a good seat in a relatively small venue. My strategy worked, and I was one of the first to arrive. When the event started, every seat in the house was occupied.

I hadn’t been to Cheap Charlies in a week or two, but that didn’t prevent three of my old regulars from taking seats beside and behind me. I nursed my beer, and the girls rubbed my arms and back. I didn’t relent and buy them lady drinks, though. I was there for less than an hour, and that didn’t burden my willpower much. I did give them each a 50 peso tip when I left, which I considered payment for services rendered.

I also ignored my “regular” at Hot Zone. To be fair, she’s been ignoring me too ever since I declined to give her 2000 pesos so she could visit her kids. Rule #1 (don’t be a sucker) must not be broken! During the show, my waitress also gave me a backrub in between serving other customers. I deemed her worthy of the coveted lady drink in recognition of her efforts. In fact, I bought her three over the course of the evening.

The Aftermath gathering was at The Green Room. My ex, Marissa, is a waitress there, and she had saved me my favorite seat. That warranted a lady drink, right? And then the woman who normally handles the pool table, which was out of service during the Aftermath event, laughed at all of the jokes I told (they were all new to her). She earned a lady drink reward as well. Later, I was approached by this sweet little thing who walked up to me and introduced herself. I could barely understand her and wasn’t interested in her company, so I politely sent her away. When she joined my female Hash friend (What’s Up Doc) at her table, I was curious, so I went over to say hello. Turns out the sweet young thing is her 19-year-old niece. Yikes! Of course, I bought them both a drink but told the cutie she could stay with her Auntie.

So, did I violate my moratorium on lady drink purchases? I declare my innocence. I was not buying company or engaging in the “she really likes me” fantasies last night. I was just being polite and rewarding good behavior. There’s a difference.

My winnings for the night:

Looks like I’ve got my work cut out for me next week!

The other big event yesterday was the group hike. I mentioned in another post that it had been quite a while since our last venture up to the Kalaklan ridge. So, we hiked a trail we hadn’t down since last November. There is no easy way to the top, but our path wasn’t as crazy as the notorious “Motherfucker” and “Stairway to Heaven” trails. Maybe we should henceforth call it “Better Than Those Others.” Our up took us to the Great Wall of Barretto; then, we had a leisurely stroll along the ridgeline before heading back down to our little town.

The eye in the sky documenting our path.
Our gathering place next to the Savers appliance store.
A small but hardy group of hikers yesterday.
Hillside living
Up we go
That bridge ain’t gonna cross itself!
Local hillbillies
Looking back down at Barretto beach
Things were definitely on the up and up
Steep it was in places. My tired old legs and lungs were feeling it.
Trudging on to our target destination.
Goal achieved
On the Great Wall of Barretto
The view from here.
A bay view
A little R&R on the ridge
I’m a swinger, doncha know?
Walkin’ the ridgeline.
A shy child
And a ‘cock farm
Locked out!
We’ll climb over your silly little fence!
On the road again
Time to head on down. Look out for that barbed wire!
Easter mountain is a long way away.
It was a gradual descent–that’s the best kind!
Top to bottom
The last of the downs
Back on the mean streets of Barretto…Banaba street, to be precise.
And Dick is there to greet us upon arrival at his place.

A very nice day on trail.

This morning brought the news that a local legend, Johnnie Tango, died after suffering a heart attack. Congratulations on a life well-lived, and may you always Rest in Peace.

This reminds me of something Johnnie would have said.

In my little town

It was a rather eventful day.

That’s a familiar face about town, Jim (aka Jimbo or Daddy Jim)

I only had a nodding acquaintance with Jim. I’d frequently see him at Sit-n-Bull and out in the bars. I first met him when he was a regular at Alley Cats, where he was known to be a big spender. My ex, Marissa, was one of his favorites there. The last time I saw him was three weeks ago in Hot Zone, where he was sharing drinks with his favorite girl. As much as Jim enjoyed drinking with the bargirls, I’m told he never took any of them home with him. Kinda like me in that regard.

Jim hung himself yesterday morning. It came as a big surprise to the folks who knew him well because he always appeared to be enjoying himself. He was 78 years old. Lately, his health seems to have been deteriorating, one of his legs was swollen, and he was using a cane. I’m speculating that once it became evident that he would no longer be able to go out and do the things he loved doing, like buying drinks for the ladies, he chose to end his life. I can actually respect that. I would not want to continue living if I were confined to my house. Although perhaps I’ll feel differently if and when that day comes.

The folks who knew Jim were devasted at his passing as he was evidently a good and generous man. Rest in Peace, Jimbo. Your suffering is over now.

And then there was this guy yesterday afternoon.

I don’t recognize him at all, but I saw the video this still was taken from. He got down on his knees in the middle of the freakin’ National Highway and apparently had some kind of mental breakdown. Somehow he managed to avoid being run over, which is a minor miracle in itself. After a few minutes, he got up and entered Dynamite Dick’s, the small bar directly in front of where he put on his crazy show. Once inside, he apparently blacked out. Someone called his wife, who used to be a waitress at Dick’s. When she woke him, he stood up and proceeded to stab her multiple times. I understand she survived that attack, and her husband was taken into custody by the police. Witnesses say the culprit wasn’t drunk, just out of his mind. Scary shit.

And in the wee hours of the morning, there was some excitement at Sloppy Joe’s

A couple of guys on a motorbike pulled up, and one of them ripped a necklace off one of the bar patrons. Someone grabbed the robber in a chokehold, and another customer subdued the one on the bike. The police were summoned, and when the culprits were searched, one of them was carrying a loaded pistol. That all could have gone so wrong. I walk past Sloppy Joe’s frequently and occasionally stop in for a beer. But I’m never out at two in the morning when the druggies are searching for victims to fund their habit.

And then there is the story about my friend Bhel’s son, James.

Two days ago, he woke up with a swollen body and running a fever. Bhel went to see my doctor here in Barretto, and she said he needed to be taken to the hospital immediately. So, Bhel took him to one of the private hospitals in Olongapo City, YMMV, or something like that. She had to wait a couple of hours to be seen. By the time a doctor there looked at him and scheduled some tests, it was too late to have the results reviewed. James was exhausted so mom took him home.

Yesterday morning, she was back, and the doctor said that based on the test results (and by now, James was having difficulty breathing), he needed to be admitted to a hospital right away. He suggested Bhel take him to Gordon, the public hospital. When she gets to Gordon, they tell her no ward space or private rooms are available, to try again tomorrow. She rightfully called bullshit and went back to YMMV. YMMV told her that her PhilHealth insurance (the national health plan in the PI) wasn’t accepted there. A hospital stay was 2100 pesos per day, plus doctor and medicine charges. Further, she would need to pay 6000 pesos in advance to have James admitted. I wired her the money.

Well, when the original doctor found out James had been admitted, he was pissed because YMMV was not equipped with the respiratory machines James required. He suggested she take him to Baypointe hospital. But when they got there, Baypointe turned out to be even more expensive, and she needed a total of 12000 pesos for admission. Well, I’m not going to let her son die over a couple of hundred bucks, so I wired more money. And then get this–Baypointe declined to admit him because he had a fever and a cough! WTF! Where are sick people supposed to go if not the hospital? And James had been specifically referred there by a doctor of medicine. So, Bhel was out of options and went back to YMMV. There it was suggested she call an ambulance from Barretto (which made no sense to me) and have him transported to the Gordon emergency room. So, that’s what they did, and Bhel says when they arrived, one of the nurses remembered James from a previous hospitalization (he has heart problems, too) and had taken a liking to him. And lo and behold, he secured a private room, and James was finally admitted twelve hours after the ordeal began.

It is very scary to think about getting seriously ill in this country. All these medical professionals are willing to sacrifice the life of a young boy over non-sensical protocols. I hope James is going to be okay now, but unless and until they find out what is wrong, he is not out of danger.

In more pleasant news, the feeding at Hideaway was a success last night.

Fried chicken, brownies, and lady drinks for Joy.

After Hideaway, I gave Mugshots a try. No bargirls there, but I did flirt with a cute bartender named Odessa. No lady drinks for her (I’m not sure they are even an option), though. I’ll have to add this bar to my rotation for sure.

I finished my night at Wet Spot, where I had a nice chat with owner Daddy Dave.

And so ended another day in my little town.

Keep on rockin’ me, baby

The Wednesday Walkers took a journey up, on, and over Black Rock yesterday. I love the views from up there, but it is not accessible (for me, anyway) during rainy season because the getting down part is treacherous on slippery rocks. A few straight days of sunshine seemed to be an omen that it was time to visit again.

All in, we did an 8.5K loop, finishing at Harley’s on Baloy for an after-hike lunch. It was a good day on trail!

Hmm, I see now that the “real” name of Black Rock is Mount Panagat. I like Black Rock better and hereby declare that for now and evermore, it shall and will be deemed to be Black Rock mountain. At least here on LTG.
Ten in attendance for the trek.
Next stop, Subic.
Highway marchers
The streets of Santa Monica are much more pleasant than a traffic-congested highway.
Anne and Sheila bringing up the rear.
The view from a small park in the subdivision. What a minute, I recognize that mountain!
Exiting Santa Monica into the adjacent subdivision, Sierra Hills.
A brief jaunt on Govic highway.
A high-five after a cookie delivery.
Alright, let’s go to Black Rock!
Let the climbing begin!
Almost to the top
The view is worth the climb.
Looking back towards Barretto
The gang’s all here!
That’s a quick way down. The fall doesn’t kill you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.
You can see Alta Vista from up top Black Rock. I zoomed in to capture my future blue house.
Time to head back down.
Watch your step! It’s a steep motherfucker.
At the bottom, waiting for the stragglers to arrive.
Here comes one now.
The heights from which we descended.
On the backstreets of Calapacuan.
Heading back towards our neck of the woods.
A niche on the hill.
Hey, I know you!
Main Street Santo Tomas.
Lunch at Harley’s
The view from our table.
The view of our table
And the view of my lunch. I went with the pork chops.

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I’ll be doing another post later today about the sad and exciting times here in my little town.

Solitary drinking

What a fool believes.

I’m giving myself a break from the game of paying for bargirl company. Turns out I’m not that good a player, and I start taking the whole fantasy a little too seriously. The recent incident with Agnes was a wake-up call. She was merely playing the game to her advantage, and I took the bait. So, I’ll just concede defeat and move on. For a while, anyway.

To the extent there’s a void to be filled, I’ll explore new venues where I’m not well-known to the girls and drink alone. That’s not to say I’ll never go back to my old haunts, but I’ll be upfront about the days of plying my favorites with lady drinks being over. Okay, I’m making an exception regarding Joy at Hideaway. That’s always been a different kind of relationship, and I’ve come to enjoy the bi-weekly feeding sessions. Why should I deny myself that pleasure?

I also think that perhaps I’ll take up darts again. It’s a safe and comfortable way to pass the time and will keep me entertained without a young Filipina by my side. I will need to practice and get my game back before I play in a competitive tournament. I think Johansson’s might be the place to go–nice boards, no bargirls, and rarely crowded. Stay tuned.

So, about last night. I decided to walk to the far side of town and have some dinner at John’s place. I went up to the third-floor bar and took a seat with a view.

I watched the sun go down.
And I enjoyed a fantastic pulled pork sandwich. And those fries were great too. Reminded me of the way McDonald’s fries USED to be–hot and firm.
And here’s a shot of the Kalaklan ridge…been a while since we’ve hiked up there. Time to make a plan to do so!

I enjoyed a couple of beers with my meal, too. So, where to go next? I considered Mugshots but walked on by. I’m taking a break from IDM for now. Started to go to Cheap Charlies and changed my mind; not ready for those gals again either. I prefer an outdoor bar, and BarCelona was just about my last option, so that’s where I wound up.

I’ve never seen it so dead before. Usually, there are people playing pool, at least, but not last night. No one at the bar inside either. One guy seated at an outside table surrounded by bargirls–heh, me in a previous life! I sat alone at a table by the railing.

It was getting dark, but I could still see a bit of the bay between the two hotels.
And a highway shot.

Even with only the big spender around, I had to get up to find someone to bring me another beer. It seems the service in BarCelona is always slow to non-existent. Too bad, really, because it is a very nice venue otherwise.

And then another customer arrived, and it turned out to be someone I’m acquainted with from the days I used to hang out at Snackbar, Marvin. Fascinating guy who regaled me with stories about his exploits as both a businessman and a treasure hunter in the Philippines. Yes, people are still looking for Yamashita’s gold, and Marvin’s a mining engineer by trade. Anyway, it was a much more satisfying conversation than I’ve ever had with a bargirl.

When it was time to go, I headed to Queen Victoria to use the last of my 500 peso voucher coupon. They also weren’t busy, but the bargirls there pretty much ignored me as well. TinTin did say hello but didn’t attempt to entice me to buy her a lady drink. Well, that’s okay. It gave me time to think about my new plan for a solitary bar life.

We’ll see how long I can go drinking alone.

Hashing in the hills

I’m happy to report I survived another trail by the notorious Hare, Vienna Sausage. Weirdly, the “sane” group I was with was in sync with Vienna’s thinking, and thus we were able to avoid the worst of what he had planned to put us through.

A challenging and steep climb in the beginning, which for me, is better than at the end when my energy stores are depleted. Still, this up had me huffing and puffing, and when we were finally near the top, the trail turned back DOWN the mountain. Fuck that. We looked around for an alternative route and saw a trail had been blocked off with a bamboo stick. Hmm. Easy enough to remove the blockage and continue on to the summit. And surprise, surprise, after a very short walk on the alternative path, we found ourselves back on the Hare’s marked trail. As we suspected, that downhill was just a diversion to make things harder than they needed to be.

The same thing happened a couple more times during the hike–we’d see the marked trail divert in a way we didn’t like, so we went our own way, and before long, we’d be back on the Hare’s trail again. Near the end, we found our own way back down and took an alternative route back to the On-Home at the VFW. So, it actually worked out well. We did the “best” parts of the trail and let the die-hards have their fun on the rest of it. Win-Win!

The yellow is the Hare’s path, the purple our deviations. Despite our shortcuts, we still walked most of the intended trail, albeit some of it in reverse.
Gathering up at the VFW.
And we are On-On!
The hard climb came early.
Steep it was.
Once the steps gave way, the going got more challenging.
Even the diagonal switchbacks were a challenge.
18-Kilo Ass kept plugging away until he reached the top.
Look out! That’s a Bum Burglar in the grass!
A view from near the top.
Hashers on grass.
One of my favorite vistas.
A fine day to be up in the hills.
ISD had a lost look on his face, but we kept guessing right.
And we had Easter mountain to guide us.
So, we started downwards, and then the trail turned back up, and the old-timers said he was taking the creekbed route. Nope, not for us! We continued going straight.
And I almost burst out laughing when I saw Vienna’s last-ditch effort to dissuade us. I guess he was in sync with our thinking too.
One last mountain view.
Our path led us down into Marian Hills.
Then we circled back around, climbed to Alta Vista, and then On-Home to VFW.
A gathering of Harriettes.
And some Harriers.
Circle up! It’s nice on ice!
Our newest named Hasher, Brazilian-69. Apparently, she fessed up to having recently had one of those wax jobs “down there,” and her boyfriend is named Covid-69. May they share many happy Hashes together!
It was also Brazilian-69’s birthday, so of course, we made her a cake.
And Pubic Head was awarded the Hashit. Again.

After the Hash circle was concluded, some of the group moved to It Doesn’t Matter to drink a little more. As usual, I was buying lady drinks for my favorite, Agnes, and then something weird happened–she disappeared with a full bottle of beer I’d just bought her (200 pesos!) left sitting untouched. Okay, she’s a waitress, and it was busy with all us Hashers there, so I assumed she was taking care of customers. But when she didn’t return after several minutes, I knew something must be up. It was.

It turns out Agnes wasn’t performing waitress duties, or at least I’ve never had a waitress do what I observed her doing. She was standing in the middle of the crowded room with a man in motorcycle club attire. Well, standing ain’t quite the right descriptor–she was kissing him. Eh, I mean deep tongue kissing. And he had his hands all over her. I had never seen such a blatant PDA in any Barretto bar before. I still would have found it offensive if they were an old married couple. I’m surprised no one shouted, “get a room, for chrissakes!”

That’s me in the “nice on ice” shirt, and I’ve circled the “loving” couple above. No one in the crowded room seems to be bothered by their shenanigans. So, why should I have been?

I’ll tell you why. To begin, I purchased her a drink which comes with an obligation to drink it with the customer who bought it. If she wanted to go be all kissy-face with the biker dude, she should have just declined my drink offer. Or if she had said, “I’m sorry, John, but a friend of mine is here, and I need to see him.” I would have told her fine, take your beer and go. But to just disappear was extremely rude.

The other bothersome aspect for me was being so totally wrong about someone. Now, Agnes isn’t the typical bargirl. She’s 38 and has four kids. But I have enjoyed her company for several months now, and I always saw her as a hard-working mother doing the best for her kids. She told me she didn’t have a boyfriend. I don’t know if that was a lie or if I was witnessing love at first sight with this guy. There is no question those were passionate kisses, and she was an equal and willing participant, even when he was rubbing her tits. I was having a hard time believing my eyes, and I was disgusted with my failure to see the true nature of her character.

In retrospect, I don’t know why I should have been surprised. My previous IDM favorite waitress turned out to be a lesbian, unbeknownst to me. Heh, I guess I’m just easily fooled. Oh well, time to find a new favorite again.

Switching gears, I think this explains why my blog is not very popular (less than 200 daily readers this week):

Only the best and brightest read LTG! I can live with that.

And I didn’t know what to make of this ad that appeared on my Facebook newsfeed today:

It was for some “performance enhancing” tablets. But why would the algorithm target me?

Life’s mysteries abound.

What else is new?

Nothing much, just more of the same. Luckily, my same ain’t so bad. Long walks and cold beer, does it get any better than that?

I did a bit of a Saturday night bar crawl, including a surprise visit to Hideaway. It’s funny; showing up outside of my Wednesday/Sunday schedule threw everyone for a loop. Maybe because I snuck in through the back door, but still. I was there as a customer only; I’ll do my feeding duties tonight.

I stopped by Mugshots, the new bar in town, and had a beer outside. Traffic noise was loud but watching the passerby, especially the females, made it more enjoyable. I was surprised when the waitress brought me out a free appetizer to sample. Nice touch; I’ll be back for more soon.

Then I was off to It Doesn’t Matter. My favorite, Agnes, wasn’t working, but Maria was a fine stand-in. While I was there, I heard from my friend, Julie, who suggested we get together for dinner. Sure, why not? Let’s go to John’s place.

John has a Saturday night steak special. This New Zealand ribeye was only 695 pesos. I could only eat 300 pesos worth, though. I’m just spoiled on American beef, I suppose. This ribeye wasn’t tough; it was chewy. Also, I said I wanted it medium rare, but it seemed closer to rare than medium. The first meal I had there that was not completely satisfactory. Hey, nobody’s perfect! The boys at home enjoyed the leftovers.

Julie surprised me by repaying some money she had borrowed a couple of months ago. That’s a rare event here. Especially because she is currently between jobs, but she was insistent I take the cash. I told her by this act, she was now eligible for a future loan should the need arise. In case you are curious, I crushed on Julie at one time, but the feelings were not reciprocated. I first met her when she used to hike with the group, and now that she is unemployed, she says she intends to join us again. And Julie is not like other women I have met here: forty years old, no kids, and never worked in a bar. No wonder she doesn’t love me!

Julie went home after dinner, and I finished my night at Queen Victoria.

Some Sunday morning blueberry muffins to start my day.

And then it was time to do my SSS–solitary Sunday stroll.

It looked something like this. I made great time but wimped out at the end and took a trike back up the hill to Alta Vista.
Let’s do this!
The grass is high, but I’m holding on…
The old goat road.
Across bridge #3
Entering purok 3 in San Isidro. Does any recognize that mountain in the background?
I know that one–Black Rock.
A bloomin’ fine day for a hike.
Market street in Calapacuan.
And the rest of the way back via the National Highway.

Relive it here if you would like:

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Ah shit, now I’m having water pressure issues at the house again. I really need to move.

SOBriety is easier said than done

Our Friday hiking group got off the streets and into the hills for the first time in quite some time. Better yet, we took a trail that we hadn’t tried in a long time, so it all felt fresh. Of course, if we haven’t walked a particular path with any frequency, there’s usually a reason for that. Yesterday’s trek featured a tough steep climb and some muddy spots, but it was nice to get some elevation again. More on that and the photos later in this post.

Of course, it being Friday night meant spending the time at the SOB. Last night’s event was held at the Alaska Club, and the place was packed. More of a party vibe than usual, with a loud and raucous crowd enjoying the show and the free-flowing alcohol.

My hiking buddy Todd and his girlfriend Shiela shared my table, and it was nice to have some company I didn’t have to purchase for a change. Still, when Joy finished her dance routine with the Alaska team, I rewarded her with some lady drinks.

Shiela also did her first-ever blow job last night, and I’ve got a picture!

She seemed to really enjoy it, too!

I’m still waiting for the sponsor to post pictures of the contest last night, and I’ll update here when they are available. In the meantime, here’s a video of the Alaska Club performance from last week. (Scroll ahead to the 2:00 minute mark to avoid having to sit through the prep work for their routine.)

They were this week’s champions.

UPDATE: Here are the pics:

After the SOB, I attended the Aftermath gathering at Wet Spot. More drinking and more coupons to expend during the coming days. What a life, huh?

I left the bar at 10:00, which is late for me, but I made it home in one piece and apparently did nothing to embarrass myself prior to my departure. I’ll call that a win.

Well, there was one thing that happened that I’m a little embarrassed about. I got a phone message which is very rare for me, so rare in fact that I seldom check my phone. Most people contact me via Facebook messenger. Anyway, the message said:

“Hi John, good morning this is Sheryll”

Okay, well, I know a couple of gals named Sheryll and just assumed it was the one from our hiking group. So, I responded, Hello, what’s up?

The response was:

“Hi John, can we meet up sometime?”

Wait a minute! The Sheryll I was thinking of is married and would never ask me to meet her. So, now I’m trying to figure out just who in the hell I’m messaging. I couldn’t recall giving any of the random females I know my phone number; I just don’t do that. After wracking my brain for a bit, I messaged, I’m sorry, can you tell me how we met?

“Hi John, this is Sheryll, the owner of the house in Alta Vista.”

Oh, shit. My future landlord! Anyway, she didn’t seem to take offense at my Biden-like conduct. She wanted to set up a meeting to discuss the future rental agreement. So, I arranged to meet her this morning at her nearby office (she owns a construction company with her husband).

I took this photo shortly after leaving my current residence this morning. That little blue house amongst the mansions there in the distance is where I hope to make my future home.

Anyway, the meeting was just to get more details about what I want and need to have her leave furniture-wise and to reiterate some of the points we had discussed at our initial meeting. I also think she wanted to be reassured about the sincerity of my interest. I told her I hoped it would be the last house I ever lived in. Of course, it goes without saying that I plan to live as long as I can.

So, let’s do those hike pictures, shall we?

The path we took.

Our group shot.
Heading out.
Heading up.
Looking back from whence we came.
And then the hard climbing commenced.
Rest stop.
Martin plugging away.
Onward and upward.
And then things began to level out a bit.
Through the tall thatch grass.
A fixer-upper near the top, but the commute would be a killer.
Scott bringing up the rear.
The view from this elevation.
Don’t ask me.
Offloading some cookies.
The landscape.
A regathering of the group. No man left behind and all that jazz.
It’s always amazing to me to encounter people dwelling in the middle of nowhere, and yet there are still connections. This man (on the far left) knew Scott’s gal, Honey.
The view from here.
This little pig ain’t ready for the market.
What are you staring at?
A different perspective on Easter mountain.
Time to start heading back down.
Are you crazy, Stuart? No, but I’m bananas
A wing a whack a wing a whack…in the jungle...
Happy cookie recipients.
Easier going down than up, that’s for sure!
The only kind of falls I want on trail.
Life’s a dance!
Back on the pavement at last.
My end of the hike lunch from Sit-n-Bull.
This accidental selfie pretty much captures the diminished cognitive awareness I suffer with increasing frequency. Let’s go, Brandon!

Welp, I’m still in the game, so I’m gonna keep on playin’ as best I can. Stick around for the next adventure!

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September, I remember…

…a month once new has now grown old. And so have I. But there is still some life to be squeezed out of each day, and here’s the juice I made with yesterday.

A beautiful start to the day as seen from the morning dog walk.
Then it was time to take me for a walk. I did my standard Naugsol valley trek in record time.
Leaving the ‘hood.
One of my favorite vistas on this trail.
No rain in the sky but plenty on the ground.
See what I mean?
Hello again, Easter mountain.
The waterfalls are a recent addition to the Grand Canyon of Naugsol valley.
The valley of which I speak. Notice all that white in the hills across the way? That’s the blooms on the thatch grass that is having a banner year.
Where rivers meet as seen from bridge #4 on Sawmill road.
A couple of kilometers up Sawmill road brought me to bridge #2. I crossed it.
A peek into my possible future living in the blue house on the hill.
Crossing the river again on bridge #1.
Traipsing through downtown Santo Tomas.
A final river crossing on the highway (bridge #0?)
Taking the backstreets through the little village just outside the Alta Vista gates.

It was a satisfying hike on a fine morning. You can Relive it here if you’d like:

Oh, I saw this poor dog during my hike:

I doubt he’s long for this life. Covered in mange, skin and bones, and looked as sad as it made me feel when I saw him. You can’t save them all.
But I saved this one. That’s Lucky on the day I brought him home four years ago.
And that’s Lucky this morning. It seems that Lucky now identifies as a Human, and I don’t want to be a bigot and argue otherwise. I am not a biologist, after all.

A nap, a shower, baking some brownies for my new downstairs neighbor, and of course, some blogging. Then it was time to head into town to check in on my bar life.

The afternoon view on my way out was still quite pleasant.

I made It Doesn’t Matter my first stop and enjoyed the company of my regular waitress, Agnes. A bit later, my friend Bhel joined us. When the inevitable hunger pangs struck, I decided to give the nacho salad a try.

It was tasty enough but a little hard to eat because you really couldn’t pick up the chips with your hands (they’d break), and it was tough keeping the bulky contents on a fork. The gals went with a traditional Filipino favorite, sizzling sisig.

I had my last “buy one, get one” coupon for Hot Zone to use before it expired. So, that was the next stop for Bhel and me. The place was packed, and the music was too loud, but the dancers were all on stage during this visit. I wasn’t digging the vibe last night, so I just did one round, and we headed out.

Next stop, BarCelona. Not one of my favorites, but at least they have nice views, and it is my preferred open-air style bar. There was a pool tournament getting ready to start, and Bhel wanted to play, so I “sponsored” her (paid the 100 peso entry fee) and wished her well. Then I went back downstairs, around the corner, and into The Green Room. A couple more beers and lady drinks, then it was time to go home.

And that was my day. A nice but challenging group hike this morning (back up in the hills), and the SOB is on tap for tonight. Maybe September will go out with a bang! Not likely, but check back tomorrow just to be sure.

Roll or coast her?

Tuesday is normally my “lazy” day, but I experienced a lot of ups and downs yesterday.

Started out with my third trip to immigration for my ACR (Alien Certificate of Registration) card. It took them a while fingering through stacks of cards, but at last, they found mine. One less thing to worry about as I begin planning my required departure, probably in November.

The next stop was the Royal supermarket on my weekly grocery run. The store frequently has certain items with markdown/sale pricing. For example, yesterday, they had Marie Callender frozen pot pies for 30% off. That brought the price down to $3.60 (yes, they use dollar amounts for imported goods), and I decided to buy one for old times’ sake. I’m not sure why but for some reason, I made a mental note to watch the cashier scan my pie to make sure I was getting the discount. My intuition proved correct because it rang up at the full price. I pointed out that the pie was on sale, and the cashier called the floor supervisor over. The supervisor sent the bagger to verify the price, and I engaged in some frustrated banter about scamming customers with fake discounts. Yeah, I went there, although I did remain calm and spoke in a normal voice. When the bagger came back with the correct price, the supervisor started to manually ring up the purchase, but I stopped her and said, “I don’t want it now.” It was the least I could do. In the future, I will keep all “sale” items together in my cart and watch the prices on the register to make sure I’m really getting the discount. And yes, I know I was only being ripped off for $1.50, but it is the principle of the matter.

After I got back from my Royal adventure, I headed over to Dr. Jo’s office. The appointment was for my friend Bhel’s daughter and a follow-up visit for her son (blood work). I had volunteered to pay the doctor’s fees for Bhel. I arrived a little early, so I treated myself to lunch downstairs at Angel’s Bakery.

I don’t eat here as often as I used to, but I did enjoy this roast chicken salad quite a lot.

Bhel arrived with her kids right on time, so I joined them upstairs. Dr. Jo invited me to sit in on the consultation, but I demurred, saying I was only there to pay the bill. I’m not sure what medical issues her 13-year-old daughter might be dealing with, but I do know that’s none of my business, and prefer giving the family their privacy. Dr. Jo’s husband joined me in the waiting area, and we had a nice chat. They are in the process of moving into a rental property in Alta Vista. I told him about my potential forthcoming move, and we somehow got on the subject of the UK healthcare system (he’s not impressed). I asked if he’d ever seen House, MD, and he said he had not. That surprised me, but he said medical dramas have so many inaccuracies that he’s grown weary of watching them. When the session with Dr. Jo was complete, Bhel came out with a prescription. I asked Dr. Jo how much the bill was; she said, “no charge.” I persisted, and she insisted there was nothing owed. I’m sure she was just being generous; I always paid a fee for my consultations. She’s a good woman and a good doctor with a good heart. Thanks for that! I gave Bhel 2000 pesos to fill her prescriptions, then headed back home.

Bhel sent me a photo of her drug purchases, not that I was worried about it. She’s a jobless mother just doing her best, and I respect that.

My part-time helper who lives downstairs gave birth to a daughter this week. My helper’s name is Geraldine, she goes by Inday, and her Hash moniker is Cum In My Basement. It wasn’t me, but somebody obviously did. Actually, her live-in boyfriend has assumed his fatherly responsibilities.

Congratulations! Glad the little girl came out healthy. I bought her some diapers at Royal (the baby, not Inday).

My mountain mama friend messaged me with a plea to let her perform massage services. She was especially desperate this week because her daughter has a birthday coming. Well, I’m here to help, and it turned out to be one of the best massages ever.

MM always sends pictures to show the money is being put to good use. I never doubt it; she is a good woman and a good mama.

Just before I headed out for the evening, I heard from Cathy, the adopted mother of the boy I sponsor at school in Bohol. She advised that Eithan had been promoted from a Cub Scout to a Boy Scout, and so he needed a new uniform. Sure, why not? I wired her the money she required to make the purchase.

Cathy has also proven to be trustworthy over the years.

So, with my good deeds completed for the day, I headed out to support the local bars and the girls who work in them. I started at It Doesn’t Matter and sat with my regular there, Agnes. I started feeling hungry, so I ordered a chicken burger, and Agnes went with chicken fingers. They do a good job for a bar kitchen.

I tend to like to move around some, so after the meal, I paid up and headed out. I hadn’t been to Blue Butterfly in quite a while, so I hoofed it on over there to see how my friend Tee was doing. I prefer the outside area, and as I entered, I received a warm greeting from the gals sitting around waiting for customers. One of them told me she’d go fetch Tee, so I sat down at my favorite table, expecting Tee to bring my beer. Instead, I was served by another gal who knew me, but I didn’t recall her at all. She mentioned that we had met at the old T-Rose bar, but it still didn’t ring a bell. When I confessed that I didn’t even know her name, she seemed genuinely disappointed. “I’m Jo; you really don’t remember?” Sorry. About this time, Tee came out and stood beside the table (there were only two chairs). I chatted up Tee, asked when she’d be returning to the Hash, and the usual how you been talk. Jo didn’t take the hint to leave, so I figured I’d be entertaining two gals (not that unusual). Then Tee just walked away without a word. Saw her briefly chat with the girls on the other side of the patio, then she went back inside the bar. WTF was that all about? I was down to my last swig of beer and had intended to have a second and order two lady drinks for the girls. Instead, I just paid my tab, tipped Jo, and left. I don’t have any reason to return to Blue Butterfly now.

There are always other options, and I had another “buy one, take one” coupon for Hot Zone. I was a little surprised when my friend, the door girl, didn’t follow me inside. I soon discovered why–some two-week millionaire had every single girl inside the bar surrounding him at his table. And it wasn’t just lady drinks he was buying–he had a shitload of food delivered from Sit-n-Bull as well. To their credit, a waitress would always come over to serve me when needed. I tried to have a drink sent outside to the door girl (she couldn’t come inside because there was no one available to take her place) and was told that she had one waiting for her from Mr. Rich Guy. Okay, good. Everyone was taken care of, and I could give my wallet a rest.

I chatted with owner Jay for a bit; then he went out to walk his dogs. A bit later, a group of bikers (The Mad Dogs from Angeles) came in. They took up seats around the empty dance stage with “now what?” looks on their faces. You know, I get it. The girls love the big spenders, and I’m sure it is good for the bar’s bottom line. That guy with the deep pockets spent more in the hour I was there than I might do in a month, and I’m on the generous side of the scale. Still, there were eight or nine other customers in a girly bar with no available girls. Not sure what, if anything, you can do about that.

And while all of this drama was going on, I got a message from my helper that the water pump wasn’t working. I messaged my landlord in Singapore, and he responded that he was sending a plumber. Then an hour or so later, I heard back from the helper that the next-door neighbor had inadvertently turned off my water at the meter, thinking it was his. And yes, it was the plumber who discovered this fuck up. I felt bad for having put the landlord through this unnecessary expense and hassle, but honestly, I would have never even thought to check the meter. Oh, well.

I intended Green Room to be my final destination on the night, but it was packed with pool players for league night, and I didn’t see anywhere to sit. I shrugged and moved next door to Wet Spot. Thankfully I didn’t see Marga working, and I think Aine is long gone now, but I sat at the manager’s table and chatted with a couple of folks I know. A bit later, my favorite Green Room waitress appeared and was thirsty for a lady drink. They have an arrangement between the two bars that staff can join customers in either location and still earn commissions on drinks. I actually think that’s a good arrangement for both patrons and employees. Still, it seemed a little strange to be drinking with a Green Room waitress while my Wet Spot waitress looked on. So, I erased that discomfort by buying her a drink too. Then the cute little bartender caught me giving her the eye, so I smiled and sent her a drink as well. Yeah, I might have been a little drunk at this point.

Still, it was only a little after 8:00 p.m. when I caught a trike for home. And then I proceeded to eat almost the whole half gallon of the irresistible Butterfinger ice cream I had purchased that morning. Okay, I guess I was a little drunk.

Hey, but what a day, right? Next up is my Wednesday bargirl feeding at Hideaway and whatever comes after. Join me tomorrow for a full report of the night’s events and also the photo essay from this morning’s hiking adventure in Castillejos.

Hashtastic

Well, better than expected anyway. The rain stopped just a few minutes before we started out on a Hash trail designed with potential rain in mind. That meant the back streets of Barretto, a walk on the beach, more Barretto streets, then an exploration of Alta Vista. The hike ended at Da’Kudos on Baloy Beach.

This is what Google saw us doing from above.
Shall we gather at the river? Nope, the trail starts at VFW. Let’s meet there!
And we are On-On!
Some narrow alleyways.
And lonely pathways
And then some roadwork.
Where might this lead?
Beach, please!
It’s been a while since we’d done a Hash beach walk.
The fisherman wasn’t biting.
Is that a mermaid?
The tallest building in town–Central Park Reef hotel.
We ran out of beach and hit the highway.
This is my shortcut road to Barretto from Alta Vista. In fact, I walked it on the way to the VFW.
Taking the trail alongside Leech My Nuggets’ house.
On the slippery streets of Alta Vista. As 18 Kilo Ass discovered the hard way. No sooner had he uttered the words “I’m glad we are not on a muddy trail” Karma stepped in and dropped him on his butt. Algae grows fast on a wet and little-traveled street. I have to be extra careful on my dog walk every morning.
It’s not all that exciting walking around my own neighborhood, but it’s still better than walking the highway.
We even walked past where I hope to live in the new year.
And this will be my view of Easter mountain after I move.
Out of Alta Vista and onto Baloy Beach Road.
Off the road and onto the beach.
We had a quick beer stop at McCoy’s before heading to our On-Home venue.
I had to snap a photo of this example of Filipino ingenuity and creativity. The bottom section of an office chair, a kitchen sink, and an oven shelf are the only ingredients you need to make your own barbeque grill.
Da’Kudos and the end of the trail.
Let the drinking commence!
The Gash table.
Fucking Old Man and me chillaxin’ on the beach.
18 Kilo Ass and Demolition Derby holding court. What’s that shit they’re standing next to?
This is typical of what the recent typhoon washed up on the beaches. No surprise, it happens after every storm. Upstream, people throw their garbage in the rivers. The rivers wash it into the bay. And the wind and waves throw it on the beach. It’s a never-ending cycle, which is the wrong kind of recycling. No worries, it will eventually get raked into piles and burned. Not good for the air quality, you say? Shut up!
Life goes on, and so does the Hash. We initiated a new virgin yesterday. Does she look familiar? Yep, that’s TinTin, the Queen Victoria dancer whose picture I included in my earlier SOBsequently post. Welcome to the Hash!

And so ended another Hash Monday.

SOBsequently

Whatever happens next remains to be seen; here’s what’s happened already.

Started the day with a group hike out in the Philseco section of Subic. It’s always nice to get out of town and hike a seldom-traveled route. I’ll share some photos from the adventure later in this post.

Yesterday’s SOB was held at Queen Victoria, the first time I’ve attended the event at that venue. I was the first to arrive, and it was pouring down rain outside. I figured that would keep turnout low, but I was wrong–the place was packed with more attendees than usual. The show was pretty much more of the same: Wet Spot was the winner, followed by Alaska Club and Hot Zone. I’ll post some pictures once the event sponsor publishes them.

UPDATE: Some SOB photos:

Hot Zone third place
Alaska is second place. That’s Joy on the far left.
And Wet Spot takes first. Again.
And there’s TinTin, my favorite from Queen Victoria.

With my early arrival, I got my choice of seats. I guess they forgot to reserve a VIP table for the sponsor, Dave. I invited him and his guest to join me at my table, and it was nice to share the event with its founder.

Joy from Alaska and TinTin from Queen Victoria came and stood behind me after they had completed their dance routines. Naturally, I quenched their thirst with lady drinks. I’m getting to be quite the man about town these days, and the girls all love that big bulge in my pants! (I’m talking about my wallet, of course.)

I attended the Aftermath event at The Green Room at the conclusion of the SOB. That always keeps me out past my bedtime and requires ingestion of excessive amounts of alcohol (I stuck with San Mig Zero to limit the impact as much as possible). I didn’t get a chance at the big prize (turn over the joker and win over 20,000 pesos) but came away with some more “buy one, take one” coupons. It looks like I’ll be spending some time (and money) in Hot Zone this week.

Yeah, that never ceases to amaze me. And as often as not, what people think they “know” is wrong. Last night, someone told me they thought I was the owner of the now-defunct Kamto resto-bar. Nope, friends with the owner is as close as I got.

The Facebook memories feature took me back to my life in Seoul eleven years ago. That truly was a lifetime ago, and this life I’m living is about as close to the opposite of my former life as it can be. Many photos featured Jee Yeun, and those memories are still quite painful. Still, it was good to be reminded of those days when I was literally fat and happy.

Although I’ve grown accustomed to and attracted to Filipina beauty, there is something about a Korean face that is still appealing.
I had a lot more friend relationships in those days too. There is no one that I’m as close to now. I miss the passion I used to have for darts too.

Oh, well. As I have often said, the man I used to be died a slow and painful death. The man I’ve become is what I am, for better or worse. Things haven’t always gone as planned, but I’m still in the game and ready for whatever might come next.

Alright, enough introspection. Let’s take a hike!

Sorry that this installment of hike photos lacks the diversity and quality you’ve become accustomed to seeing here. I usually steal from fellow hiker Scott’s collection. Alas, he remains in Facebook jail and was unable to upload his gallery from yesterday. These will have to suffice:

The path our journey took, starting at Philseco, up into the hills around Asinan, then back to the Subic marketplace.
About a 20-minute Jeepney ride to get to our start.
Not so comfortable for us old geezers to get in and out.
Our assembled group, eleven of us, all told.
The road that lies ahead of us.
Let’s hit it!
Heading for the hills.
Off the pavement for a while.
Ah, the shade is nice. When I can’t complain about the rain, I can still bitch about the heat.
Out in the woods in the middle of nowhere. Henry David Thoreau would have felt right at home here, no doubt.
Back on solid ground.
Is everybody here?
Seems a little shady to hang a hammock there. Hope he’s the driver, so he doesn’t wake up to a nasty surprise.
The Keppel shipyard.
Heading to the market.
The river flows…
…it flows to the sea

We caught a Jeepney back to Barretto and then enjoyed the hospitality at Dynamite Dick’s.

I also enjoyed some chicken wings.

And that brings you up to date. Stay tuned for more exciting adventures from Barrio Barretto.

Oh, I referenced Thoreau above, but despite my love of poetry, I was never a big fan of his work. Still, sharing some of his writing only seems fair since I invoked his name. I glanced at a few of his poems and couldn’t decide which of these two I liked best. So, I’ll post them both.

Epitaph On The World

Here lies the body of this world,
Whose soul alas to hell is hurled.
This golden youth long since was past,
Its silver manhood went as fast,
An iron age drew on at last;
'Tis vain its character to tell,
The several fates which it befell,
What year it died, when 'twill arise,
We only know that here it lies.
Free Love

My love must be as free
As is the eagle's wing,
Hovering o'er land and sea
And every thing.

I must not dim my eye
In thy saloon,
I must not leave my sky
And nightly moon.

Be not the fowler's net
Which stays my flight,
And craftily is set
T' allure the sight,

But be the favoring gale
That bears me on,
And still doth fill my sail
When thou art gone.

I cannot leave my sky
For thy caprice,
True love would soar as high
As heaven is.

The eagle would not brook
Her mate thus won,
Who trained his eye to look
Beneath the sun.

Fill your heart with a little Joy

Joy came over for a visit yesterday afternoon. It was pleasantly fulfilling. Afterward, I took her to Mango’s and treated her to the grilled pork chops. I guess she must have liked them; that’s what she wants for dinner on Sunday.

A commenter asked for the details of the relationship I have with Joy. However it might be characterized, a relationship is probably an overstatement. Joy is in her early twenties and has two young children. That’s pretty much a deal breaker for me. Don’t get me wrong; she is a very sweet and kind young woman, but as a mother, she is not free to provide me with the things I desire in a relationship. For example, I want to cuddle all night and wake up next to the woman I love. But since I’m not going to raise someone else’s kids at this late stage in my life, there is no potential future with Joy.

I first met Joy (on the left) just over a year ago when she went to work for Marick at her new little bar. These days Joy works at Hideaway Bar, and Marick is in jail.

So, nowadays, I visit Joy at Hideaway on Wednesdays and Sundays and feed her and the girls some dinner. Joy comes to see me at my place once a month or so. I reward her for her TLC, and she goes home happy. It is what it is, nothing more, nothing less. I guess that’s an example of me being a “sweet father.”

Another commenter has noticed the propensity of moles on the faces of many Filipinas. I also observed that phenomenon when I first arrived, but I guess I’ve grown accustomed to it now. Not sure if it is a genetic thing or just that Western women are more inclined to get the moles surgically removed. I suppose they can be a little distracting, but they are not that big a deal to me.

A friend in Bohol. We’ve never met in person. I sponsor her son in school.
Then, of course, there is the ex-GF.

I guess it is good to remember it is not what’s on the face that matters, but what’s in the heart.

After Joy left, I headed out to Cheap Charlies. I figured I’d have a couple of drinks and then visit Hot Zone when it opened at 6:00 to use my discount coupon. I could keep an eye on things from my vantage point at CC, but for some reason, Hot Zone failed to open at six as scheduled. So, I just said, “fuck it,” and ordered another round for my crew and me.

My crew.
My favorite
I also enjoy the outside view from Cheap Charlies.

I hadn’t used up all of my 500 peso voucher at Alaska Club, so I stopped there on my way home. It turned out to be a little expensive. I was the only customer, and my earlier drinks had triggered my generosity mode. I gave each of the six dancers a 50 peso tip expecting nothing in return. But those sweet girls pulled down their tops to show me their tits. Made me feel like a sweet father again.

I, of course, took care of my waitress and my second favorite Joy, with lady drinks. I’ll be seeing Joy #2 tonight at Queen Victoria for the SOB–she’s one of the Alaska dancers.

I started my yesterday with a beach walk on Baloy.

Short and sweet.
On the beach.
Did an Alta Vista loop to add a little distance and ran into this old friend.

I’m not sure what’s up with my Lucky dog. He’s taken to joining me in bed at night, and I’m okay with that. But he has his own way of doing it.

Um, you are supposed to sleep like a dog.
“Fuck that; you sleep with your head on a pillow. I can too!”

Fine, be that way.

I’ll leave you with this little gem:

Yeah, I’m a punny guy.

Back tomorrow with a photo report from today’s hike and any worthy news from my SOB adventure.

Friendly skies

Finally, a hike with no rain! The Wednesday Walkers made the most of it with an enjoyable stroll out to bridge #4 and back. I’ve got a slew of pictures to share from our journey later in this post.

My evening hours were pretty much run-of-the-mill, not that that is a bad thing. I ordered pizza for delivery from Shamboli’s, conveniently located right around the corner from Hideaway Bar. In yet another example of small-town living, the counter girl said, “ah, the girls are hungry again?” Why yes, yes they are!

The pizza was almost gone before I got around to snapping a photo.
I made sure I got one of Joy in action, though.
The cupcakes were very popular too.

Speaking of Joy, she was featured in my Facebook memories from one year ago:

Ha! She was eating then too!

After the customary drinking, I said my goodnights and headed up the road to Voodoo. This is not a bar I usually frequent; in fact, I hadn’t been here since it last hosted an SOB. But I had a “buy one, get one” coupon to take advantage of before its expiration.

Josie immediately joined me at my table. I guess because I drank with her during the previous visits to Voodoo, she thinks I belong to her. Plus, I was the only customer when I arrived, which always makes for enhanced popularity.

Obviously, Josie is a bit long in the tooth for a bargirl/dancer. I had it in my head that she was forty or so years old, but during our chat, she revealed that her oldest child was thirty! I facetiously asked if she was ten when she gave birth, but it turns out she was twenty. She’s still pretty hot for an old woman.

Like most other bars in town, wages are low at Voodoo. The dancers make 300 pesos per day, but that is reduced to 150 if the lady drink quota is not achieved. That explains why all the girls on stage looked so damn thirsty! Even at my most generous, I’m not going to “ring the bell” and buy all the girls a drink. But I felt sufficiently sorry for them to pick one to come down and join us.

I don’t recall her name, but I judged her to be the least attractive on stage and thus the least likely to earn a lady drink commission. Good deed achieved!

Finished the night with one for the road at The Green Room, then triked on home.

Now a friend of mine back in the states has been complaining about Facebook ads showing up on his timeline that depict a penis (I guess for erectile dysfunction drugs or something of the sort). He has no idea how or why the algorithm for this ad targeted him. Trying to make him feel better, I shared this ad from my timeline:

I don’t suffer from hemorrhoids, nor do I care to see what people who do look like “down there.”

And then, in an ironic twist, fellow hiker Scott, who takes many of the photos you see posted here, told me he got put in Facebook jail for posting this photo from yesterday’s hike on Facebook:

These kids were cookie recipients. And yes, the little boy is pantsless. That’s not unusual around here, I guess, because diapers aren’t cheap. Anyway, I guess the perverts at Facebook project their perversions on everyone else.

Alright, let’s do the rest of the hike photos now:

We had six in attendance this week. The path we walked was mostly flat.
Gathering up at the 7/11 on Baloy Road.
Heading out
On the streets of Alta Vista.
Leaving the neighborhood.
Charles is enjoying his first Wednesday walk since returning to the Philippines.
It’s the peak season for the thatch grass, as demonstrated by all those blossoms on top.
We won’t be cowed by tall grass, however.
The obligatory shot of Easter mountain.
It was a struggle at times, but we mostly managed to keep our feet dry.
This cutie was feeling camera shy.
A fully dressed cookie recipient.
Waiting on us slowpokes in Marian Hills.
Where bananas come from
A quiet street scene.
Living la vida loca in barangay San Isidro. Well, about as crazy as it gets there anyway.
Yesterday’s rain.
At the grand canyon of Naugsol.
Where rice comes from.
Valley walkers
Crossing a makeshift bridge.
You guys coming?
Some locals.
Some loco yokels
Crossing bridge #4
A well-equipped sari-sari store.
A well-decorated trike.
The long trek back on Sawmill road.
You’re welcome!
Back to the National Highway.
There’s something fishy going on here.
A river runs through it.
After hike nourishment at Harley’s.
The view from our table.
The view of our table.
The view of my lunch. I went with the grilled ham and cheese. It was quite tasty.
I hope you enjoyed this post, algae and all.

You can’t take it with you

It has been said that money can’t buy happiness. That may be true, but it does buy things that make me happy. Yesterday’s big purchases were a cart full of groceries and a new desk chair But it is not just material things for my own benefit that give me some feel-good moments. The mountain mama widow I provide grocery money for each week always expresses genuine gratitude, and it feels good to be making a difference in her life in some small way. Yesterday she pleaded for a little extra because her kids all had some fever/congestion thing going on. Of course, I obliged. Her thank you message included this photo:

I never have to worry that the money is not being used for the intended purposes with her. Helping make sick kids feel better, you can’t really put a price tag on that.

Speaking of sick children, my friend Bhel is currently in Manila, getting her son’s heart condition reviewed at a couple of the major medical centers there. There are still some more tests to be done, but it appears he may be eligible for a program that will provide the required surgery at a significant discount. Here’s hoping things turn out that way.

I was reminded today of the project I initiated to train the woman I thought would be my caregiver here when I retired. Unbeknownst to me, she had different ideas, and next month will mark the fifth anniversary of the broken heart she gave in return for my generosity. Before I knew what was in store for me, I featured her in a post called “Pay it Forward.” In a weird kind of way, maybe that is what she wound up doing. I have no idea whether she’s still with the Englishman she dumped me for or not, but someone besides me will ultimately benefit from the training I paid for, and I guess that’s a form of charity too.

I came across another post called “Charitably speaking,” where I compare my friend in Cambodia paying to have a house built for his girl’s family and my rejection of beggars trying to nickel and dime me while interrupting me in my important work of beer drinking. Yeah, I can be a dick sometimes, too.

Of course, the lion’s share of my “good deeds” is directed towards the hardworking bargirls I encounter on a regular basis. I’m not talking about the prostitutes here; these are the girls working hard on eight to twelve-hour shifts to pay the rent. I’ve been asking around town, and it seems almost all the bars have a standard salary of 200 pesos per day. That’s the equivalent of four dollars, folks. So those lady drink commissions genuinely are a big deal in giving them the ability to make ends meet. I am sincerely glad that I’m able to help out my handful of regulars.

I had a 500 pesos voucher coupon for Alaska Club, and I put it to use last night. And now I have some more Joy in my life:

Nice to meet you, Joy! A very sweet young woman. 33 years old. SIX kids. If anyone could benefit from a couple of lady drinks, she is a worthy recipient.

Anyway, I’ve been thinking about a name to use in conjunction with my charity projects. What do y’all think of “Sweet Father”? It’s original but has a ring of familiarity, doesn’t it?

It’s feeding night at Hideaway Bar, and I’ll be providing a large Hawaiian pizza for dinner.

And chocolate cupcakes for dessert.

And I’m sure I won’t be drinking alone tonight, but it is for a good cause!

Well, I’ll just be more selective in my reading!

As always, thanks for your indulgence. I’ll be back tomorrow with pics from today’s hike and maybe some from whatever tonight brings.

Raindrops keep falling on my head

One of the wettest Hashes I can remember. I think the last time it rained that hard and that long, we wound up just doing a bar crawl instead. Once again, the rain held off until I was out the door and well on the way to our starting point on Govic highway. Honestly, though, I doubt I would have carried an umbrella anyway. I definitely needed my walking stick for the muddy slopes we traversed. Needless to say, I was as soaked to the bone early on. After that, it didn’t really matter anymore. The rain made it difficult to get many pictures, but here are what me and my fellow Hashers managed:

The red line is the trail the Hare laid, and the green shows the sane group’s realignment. The Hare went up Black Rock which is not something I’d ever want to do in the rain.
Gathering at our starting point.
Heading out
On the highway during a brief respite from the rain.
Up a long set of stairsteps we go.
At the end of the climb.
Into the woods, we go.
Walking through a hilltop village.
Peekaboo, I see you, Subic Bay.
Just another day in paradise.
Easter mountain in the rain.
Harriettes in the rain.
Baloy Beach road on the way to our On-Home.
When I first moved here, I rented a small apartment in Baloy. This is why I didn’t stay–the road floods every time it rains.
Arriving at Viking Resort.
The traditional after-hike imbibing.
Hash Gash.
Hash Gash in the pool…I guess they didn’t get wet enough on the trail.
Circle up!
I was “honored” to sit on the ice in recognition of my completing 150 consecutive Hash runs. Yeah, I need to get a life!
Pubic Head was feeling the love in honor of his 900th run with the Subic Bay Hash House Harriers. Congratulations on achieving that milestone!
Something must be up…
Ah, Get Your Rocks Off and What’s Up Doc were celebrating birthdays, and the girls made them a Hash cake!

Yep, a wet and wild afternoon. I was soaked and feeling chilled. I stopped at McCoy’s after the circle for another beer, then caught a trike home. 6:30 is pretty damn early, even for me. But into each life, some rain must fall.

Raindrops are falling on my head
And just like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed
Nothing seems to fit
Those raindrops are falling on my head, they keep falling

So I just did me some talking to the sun
And I said I didn't like the way he got things done
He's sleeping on the job
Those raindrops are falling on my head, they keep fallin'

But there's one thing I know
The blues they send to meet me
Won't defeat me
It won't be long 'till happiness steps up to greet me

Raindrops keep falling on my head
But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turning red
Crying's not for me
'Cause, I'm never gonna stop the rain by complaining

Because I'm free
Nothing's worrying me

It won't be long 'till happiness steps up to greet me

Raindrops keep falling on my head
But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turning red
Crying's not for me, 'cause,
I'm never gonna stop the rain by complaining

Because I'm free
Nothing's worrying me

Not much sun for a Sunday

Well, to be fair, the sun was shining until I tried to walk. Then the rain took over. I had to abort my morning hike at 5K and catch a trike home (heh, any excuse will do, right?). Shortly after arriving, it was sunny again. Stayed that way until I headed into town sans umbrella. I didn’t want to spend my evening dripping wet, so I popped into BarCelona, the first open establishment I came to (it was still a few minutes before 4:00) to wait out the storm.

It’s hard to capture rain in a photo, but the wetness “shines” through. You can barely see the Kalaklan ridge off in the distance because of the rain.
The rooftop deck was not a popular place to sit during the storm.

The rain eventually let up, and I continued my crosstown journey to Hideaway bar. I made a stop at Chooks to Go and picked up two roasted chickens.

The picture I took of the actual chicken was too blurry to be usable. Oh well.

Joy loved the cornbread muffins the best. She’s usually quite generous with her co-workers, but she kept three of the six muffins I brought for herself.

The look of love. She ate all three while I was still there.

The chicken and brownies were popular with the other girls too. That’s what it’s all about.

After feeding the crew, I went across the highway to John’s place to feed myself. Sat up in the third-floor bar area.

Where I enjoyed this view while waiting for my meal to be prepared.
I did the Philly cheesesteak, and it was scrumptious.

After my dinner, I popped into Cheap Charlies and enjoyed Roseanne and Alma’s company while imbibing some alcoholic beverages.

Well, I do appreciate a good view while I’m drinking.

Finished my evening out with a beer at Snackbar. One of the waitresses was celebrating her birthday, so she got a drink too. The person I had come to see wasn’t there even though she had invited me. That put me in a foul mood, but lesson learned.

But the sun came out this morning, and I had a pleasant dog walk.

There were water droplets on the pine needles reflecting the light from the rising sun. Naturally, I wasn’t skilled enough to capture that magical moment.
An excellent way to start the day. Let’s hope the weather holds into the afternoon.

Made myself a burrito for breakfast.

I’m getting better at that tortilla searing.

And now, it is time to prepare for another Hash Monday. Leech My Nuggets is the Hare, so I expect a challenging trail. We finish up on Baloy Beach at the Viking Resort. I’ll post the ups and downs and slips and slides tomorrow.

Yes, except I’ll be taking pictures as my excuse!

Thanks for stopping by!

Running dry again

The gathering to honor the memory of Don Bullock at IDM yesterday was thought-provoking. Lots of people we both knew were there, so it was good to see some old familiar faces. I offered the usual condolences to his widow and enjoyed seeing his children looking healthy and happy as they might be under the circumstances. It’s cliche to say “life goes on,” I suppose, but for those in attendance, that seemed to be the modus operandi. What else are you going to do? Don ain’t coming back, and we are still here doing what he’d be doing if he was alive. Cheers to a life well lived and to the friends you left behind!

I guess maybe it is my selfish nature to use the occasion of someone’s death to think of my own inevitable passing. Not so much about the when and how; ultimately, it doesn’t matter if I go from COPD, crossing the National highway, or being fucked to death by a sexy Filipina. Obviously, I’m in no hurry to reach that final destination, but the day comes for all of us. I guess what’s been on my mind is the feeling that my death won’t matter because I’m not an important part of anyone’s life. Sure, I have my kids, but I’ve not seen them for three years and rarely even hear from them these days. They are living their lives, and I’m not part of that. That’s fine; after all, this is the life I’ve chosen to spend on the other side of the world. I’m sure the people I know here would be sorry to see me go, but I wouldn’t be leaving any voids to fill either. And that’s okay, too.

I just wonder why that is. If no one is close to me, it must be my fault for not allowing them more than peripheral access to the person that I am. Or maybe they’re not trying hard enough to know me. Or both. It really doesn’t matter. I’ll continue on with my lonely journey, and perhaps one day, I’ll encounter a fellow traveler to join me. If not, then at least no one will have the power to hurt me again.

Enough of this mental masturbation. Life is what it is, we make the best of it until it is gone, and then we no longer have to worry about whether or not we are doing it right.

Yes, beer is better than tears, for sure.

There are traditions that must be honored, like feeding the hungry. Tonight the Hideaway girls will be enjoying roast chicken from Chooks to Go. I baked up some cornbread muffins to add substance to the meal.

My sampling revealed that they taste as good as they look. I did the adding a can of corn to the mix thing, which enhances the flavor in a corny kind of way. Honestly, I like plain cornbread just as well, if not better, but these aren’t for me, and I think the gals will enjoy having some corn with their bread.
And, of course, brownies for dessert.

Yeah, I guess the Hideaway girls will miss me if and when I’m gone.

Oh, please help me,
oh, please help me,
I'm livin' by myself.
I need someone to comfort me,
I need someone to tell.

I'm sorry for
the things I've done,
I've shamed myself with lies,
But soon these things
are overcome
And can't be recognized.

I left my love
with ribbons on
And water in her eyes.
I took from her
the love I'd won
And turned it to the sky.

I'm sorry for
the things I've done,
I've shamed myself with lies,
My cruelty has punctured me
And now I'm running dry.

SOB mob

I’m sure you will be smart enough to like this post.

The Green Room was packed for last night’s SOB competition. It’s a nice bar but not the best venue for a dance contest. Without an actual stage, if you aren’t seated upfront, you are going to have an obstructed view. I got there early and secured what I thought was the best table in the house for watching the dancers. Then a combination of late arrivals and the GRO employees all gathered around in front of the tables. It got a little frustrating at times, but the girls at least were squatting lower so as not to obstruct the view so much.

There was a large group surrounding the table next to mine. Not sure if they were expats or tourists, but they were spending like two-week millionaires. They had a bunch of the bargirls in their company and bought multiple shots of tequila and several rounds of lady drinks for them. I know this because their “dates” used my table as a drink holder. No big deal. They also threw three or four buckets of balls (at 300 pesos each) to see the girls scrambling on the floor to gather them up (I understand they get 10 pesos for each ball they collect). The guys were drinking Red Horse, a popular local brew not served in the Green Room. At first, I thought, why is the bar allowing outside beverages? Then I realized that with the kind of dough these dudes were dropping, it was prudent to ignore. It also dawned on me that your drinks are free during the SOB, so a customer bringing in their own beer actually saves the bar money.

Anyway, it looked like they were all having fun, so who am I to complain? I kept my old man grumpiness to myself.

The Green Room dancers took third place.

Alaska Club was second.
And the Wet Spot gals took the first place honors.
The Wet Spot candle dancer put on an impressive performance.

(the photos above are courtesy of the event host)

I also attended the Aftermath event next door at Wet Spot. That kept me up well past my bedtime–I didn’t get home until almost 10:30! But now I’ve got a pocket full of discount coupons to use up this week. We’ll see how much those discounts wind up costing me.

Saw this today, and it gave me a chuckle:

I’m reminded of a story I read back in my high school daze: “I have eternal life, and it’s killing me.”

My other “big event” yesterday was the Friday group hike. Five of us turned up, and it fell on me to lead the way. I took some mostly familiar trails, including a goodly portion of My Bitch, two climbs, and 6K or so. My fellow hikers seemed to enjoy it, so there’s that.

Here are a few photos from the trek:

Started out on the streets of Alta Vista.
Then made our way into the wild.
Living off the land means using what nature provides.
It’s the big grass time of year.
Flat ground between climbs.
Some light rain during the hike.
We didn’t burn any bridges.
The downtrodden.
Stepping down.
Are you tired, bro?
Come on down, the weather’s fine!
The path we walked.

So, that was my yesterday. Today there will be a memorial for the recently deceased Don Bullock at IDM that I plan to attend. Not sure what else the night holds in store for me, but I’m sure I’ll have something to say about that tomorrow. Assuming I survive.

Rest in Peace, Don. You were one of the good guys, and you will be missed.

What is your nation?

Glad you asked! I’m from Vaxxy nation. Fully, of course.

Yes, I got my second dose of Sinovac yesterday afternoon. That’s as vaccinated as I’m going to get. The booster isn’t due for three months, and I will need to travel before then. If the Philippines government is to be believed, I will just need a PCR test before flying back if I don’t have the booster. That’s all I can do, so I’ll get on with the business of planning my trip. My first choice is Cambodia, but I’ll need to check flight availability. I prefer flying out of Clark in Angeles rather than making the journey to Manila. So, we’ll see. Lots of options in this big ol’ world.

I’m not feeling any real side effects from this second dose, just a little sore in the shoulder where they jabbed me. The person who gave me the shot said something that sounded like “…drink alcohol for three days,” so I got started on that last night.

I didn’t drink on an empty stomach, though. I invited Joy and her co-worker friend Jen to join me for a pork belly dinner at a relatively new place in town.

I’m not sure what it is with Filipinos and samgyeopsal, but I’m seeing more and more of this type of joint opening.
The menu. We opted for Set 3, the premium samgyeopsal package.
Meat on the grill.
Our sides.
Joy also had some ramyeon.
Jen handled the cooking chores.
Joy enjoying her pork. We all did the lettuce wrap thing for most of the meal. I’d declare it average at best. I doubt I’ll be back anytime soon.
Better than nothing, I suppose.

The girls walked home after dinner, and I went with them as far as It Doesn’t Matter. There was no one there I really knew, so I only stayed for a couple of drinks. I had gotten a message from Lydell, who used to work at the now-closed Kamto, letting me know she was now employed at Adam’s bar. I decided to pay her a visit.

When I arrived, Lydell was busy doing some paperwork. I guess that’s her job, keeping track of who’s earned what lady drink commissions. I did get a chance to buy her a drink, and we chatted some. She just started the new job yesterday, but she says she is enjoying it so far. I’m glad she landed on her feet.

It seems for a moment I was the second most important thing in Lydell’s life.
But Shantelle was happy to see me. Too bad she has a boyfriend.

I probably need to do an update of my review of Adam’s. Last night I took note of the multitude of attractive ladies on staff, but talking to the ones right next to me was almost impossible because of the loud blaring music they were playing. Good songs, just way too much volume. I likely would have stayed longer last night but for that, and with so many other options available, it will be a negative factor should I consider a return visit.

I finished up at Queen Victoria since it was just across the street. The bartender told me a Ray’s gay band was playing later, but I wasn’t in the mood for live music either. In fact, I wasn’t in the mood for anything except going home to bed. I blame the vaxx. Maybe the vaxx caused that bad pun for reggae too.

Oh, well. Today’s another day, and I’ll be SOBing at The Green Room later this afternoon.

Life is good.