Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder

Fall has arrived in the Philippines! But around here, it ain’t the leaves that are falling off trees…

…it’s the branches!

The construction behind my house continues apace, and the noise is quite irritating. Annoising if you will. I try and time my nap from noon until 1:00 while the workers are on lunch break.

As things are taking shape, it looks like part of my view will survive. I expect I’ll be gone before the construction is finished, though.

Escaping the sounds of creation makes my morning walks all the more pleasant.

And it looks like rainy season is finally behind us.

So, about last night. I had good intentions to start the evening off with some darts practice. Then I remembered that Barretto was undergoing a scheduled brownout (power interruption) until 5 p.m. (I’m technically in San Isidro, so wasn’t impacted). I knew Johansson’s wouldn’t have a generator, so I left the darts at home and went to It Doesn’t Matter instead.

It was the first time I’d been back since the incident with Agnes, and she wasn’t there. Maybe her biker boyfriend is supporting her now. None of my business, and I certainly wouldn’t be buying her drinks again, regardless. My waitress this time was Maria, and she’d always been flirty, and after a couple of beers, I invited her to join me (I know, I know, but old habits die hard.) She brings her beer over to where I’m seated; we tap bottles, she takes a swig and says, “I’ll be back.” Maybe you’ve guessed where this is going–she never returned to finish her beer. I really don’t understand that mentality at all; the deal is she gets the commission, and I get some of her time. Ignoring a customer is a losing proposition in the long run–Maria will certainly never get a drink from me in the future. Maybe I should be thanking her for saving me the money.

When it came time for me to move on, I was craving an elevated view. I decided BarCelona would give me what I was looking for. I ordered a beer and took a seat out on the rooftop.

Off to my right, the sun was going down.
And on my left, the moon was rising. It was an interesting juxtaposition as I drank my beer and pondered the mysteries of the universe.

When it was time to refresh my beer, there was no waitress to be found (I was alone on the roof). So, I went inside and noted that the girls were all congregated around the pool table. I stood at the bar and waited (the bartender was MIA as well). After a few minutes, a waitress did approach me and said what sounded like, “You should sit beside me; I don’t want to have to go all the way out there.” I gave a grumpy response along the lines of “sorry to make you do your job,” and went back to my table to wait for the beer. When she brought it, she sat down next to me, which surprised me a little. She said, “yeah, I want to be close when you need another beer; that’s why I said I would sit next to you.” Ah, I had misunderstood what she said before; okay, my bad. We had a nice chat, and I wound up buying her a drink to make up for the misunderstanding.

I had a “buy one, get one” coupon for Hot Zone, so I made that my next destination. It wasn’t busy when I arrived, so I settled back and watched the dancers as I sipped my beer. HZ does have some of the hottest girls in town on stage; I’ll grant them that. Well, except they weren’t on stage long–a group of Korean men came in and brought all but one of the dancers down for lady drinks. I think they had most of the waitresses around their table too. Ah, just like the good ol’ days–big-spending tourists spoil the girls, so locals like me don’t have to! Well done, gentlemen.

I left Hot Zone and headed down the highway toward home, but I still had an hour or so to kill. I paused at Sloppy Joe’s but decided to do Queen Victoria instead. They weren’t busy either, and I was still on my first beer when my old regular TinTin plopped down on the stool next to me. She didn’t perform with the QV group at the SOB, so I asked her about that. She said she hadn’t had time to learn the new routine yet. I responded that she should tell her new boyfriend she needs to practice. She answered, “I don’t have a boyfriend.” The Tagalog word for that is “bola bola,” which roughly translates as “bullshit.”

I offered TinTin a drink in exchange for a photo. Dental care in this country is as whacked as medical treatment. When TinTin smiles now, she is missing several upper teeth, what I call the choppers. Pulling teeth in the USA is like the last option; here, it is the go-to solution for a toothache. TinTin is just twenty-one years old. I guess someday she’ll have a bridge made, assuming she can ever afford to do so. Anyway, I wanted a picture of that toothless smile, and she wouldn’t cooperate. I bought her a drink anyway.

I will also confess that seeing that toothless grin made me wonder how good she is at blowjobs. Yeah, I’m a sick bastard.

I didn’t stay long at Queen Vic, and after exiting the building, I noted there were no trikes standing by in the usual location, so I walked a couple of blocks to the trike stand at Baloy road. And, of course, that put me out in front of Snackbar. It’s been a few weeks since my last appearance there (I hadn’t felt welcome), but my beer impairment overcame whatever grievances I was holding, and I popped in to have one more for the road. I was very surprised to see Lydell, one of my favorites from the now-defunct Kamto, working there. Last I’d seen her; she was at Adam’s Bar. And most of the other regulars did give me a hearty welcome back, so maybe those grievances were all in my head. And yes, we celebrated my return with a round of lady drinks. What can I say? I guess it’s just my nature.

Seriously, I do enjoy being generous with the girls. Makes me feel good, so it’s as much about me as it is about them. Rather than change my ways, I’m thinking avoiding the bad ones (like Agnes and Maria at IDM) is a better course of action. We’ll see how that works out for me.

Why do I find this so funny?

And that brings y’all right up to date. Feeding night a Hideaway later. I also have an appointment with Dr. Jo this afternoon. Updates on all that tomorrow.

Yep, things are back to normal.

6 thoughts on “Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder

  1. With recent shenanigans like Maria’s, regular fans are concerned you may be taking an understandable turn to the cynical side. On the other hand, don’t lose your inestimable humanity. It’s just a rare streak of inconsideration borne on a wave of exploitability. It’ll pass. How do you cultivate patience with it all? 2% beer wouldn’t cut it for me.

  2. Dan, Actually, I’m not as much cynical as I am embracing the reality of how things work. Gals like Maria are off my list, but that doesn’t mean I need to reject them all. What I have changed is gaining a better understanding that’s it’s all meaningless–just a game being played. That’s okay, games are an okay way to pass the time occasionally. I’m just going to start doing a better job at playing by the rules.

    SM Zero is NOT 2%. It is 3%! And I usually drink enough of them to make me feel like I’ve had some real beer! 🙂

  3. I paused at Sloppy Joe’s but decided to do Queen Victoria instead.

    This seems to have multiple meanings.

    I like the Red Riding Hood pic. Love her tats and what I guess is a match in her mouth. I suppose a lot depends on what she means by “eat.”

  4. Now even I feel sorry for you .
    you have enough money to live comfortably in retirement, and yet you chose to stay in one particular place instead of traveling all over the world. That place is home, for all intents and purposes.

    your bar visits are amongst friends
    and the recent events that took away the blinders and stole your innocence is rather sad. With all your money and you still can’t count on your bar friends to even pretend to be interested in you as a person…That is not a way of thinking that is good for any of y’all.

    just like the poster above, I too worry that you may take to the dark cynical side if you continue noticing all these things.
    There are days when it’s better to believe that these girls genuinely care for you, despite all your wealth. So that’s good 👍

    We know you’re a decent generous human being , and having a long list of grudges against bargirls who spurn even your modest attempts at conversation is not really what would keep you smiling.
    Joy is what will keep you smiling. And it’s Sunday

  5. Teddy, I’ll be traveling again soon. Tentative plan is Cambodia in November. Recent events have been an eye-opener, but I’m not wallowing in cynicism or self-pity. In fact, rather the opposite–there is something liberating about knowing the truth and acting accordingly. Of course, I always knew the truth at some level but chose to ignore it. No more!

    Doing what enjoy is a key ingredient for a happy life. I’ll continue doing the things that bring me, some, er, Joy. 🙂

  6. Yeah, the joke really doesn’t work, though, unless you assume Red Riding Hood is talking about cunnilingus. At least my sick mind saw the humor in that.

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