Best trail ever!

Well, best trail this week at least. When I Hare my priorities are that no one gets lost or hurt on trail. Secondarily, I want the Hashers to enjoy the hike. I think me and my co-Hare accomplished all that. Yesterday was the first time I’d gone out ahead of the pack to make sure the proper trail markings were still in place. By all accounts, it was a well-marked trail.

I left an hour ahead of the appointed noon starting time and three newbie females came along with me (my helper Gina and two of her friends). I was surprised to be passed by two runners shortly before I reached our On-Home location at 12:40. I asked them if they had taken a shortcut and they denied it. The also said they didn’t start early. Well, I’m sorry but I don’t believe you could cover that terrain in a mere 40 minutes. Turns out they fessed up to having missed the final down/up that we had added to the trail. Rather than turn around they just kept going which significantly shortened the journey.

Leech My Nuggets is one of the fastest Hashers around and he didn’t make it back until after 1:00. He too had missed that same turnoff but went back when he realized it. He told me that once he saw the turn he was surprised he’d missed it initially because it was heavily marked. I think the problem was that everyone is so used to going straight on that portion of My Bitch that they just blew on past the turnoff and then kept going. Oh well, that’s how it goes sometimes.

A relatively small group of Hashers (22 instead of the usual high thirties) for yesterday’s run. I’m guessing the On-Home being at Derelick’s scared some folks away. The last time we were there someone called the police on us for having an “illegal” gathering. Sure enough, the police showed up again based on a neighbor’s complaint. They just told us to “hold it down” and practice social distancing and then they left us. Still, it was a buzz killer.

My companions and I just prior to heading out from the starting point at Angels bakery…
Commencing the day’s first climb…
Now there’s something you don’t see every day…
“Follow me, girls!”
The high point of our first climb…
Potentially more dangerous than snakes in the grass…
The mountain family resides at the top of our second climb. I paused here to dispense with some cookies for mama Olivia…
Time to move on out!
As seen from the summit of our third and final climb of the day…
So close I could almost taste it!
On-Home at last! Our host, Derelick, wasn’t there having checked into the hospital in Angeles City experiencing breathing issues. He’s struggling with a lot of health issues these days. Hope they resolve soon so he can enjoy that fine house he had built.
Enjoying an after hike sausage…
As is our custom, the Hares sat on the ice while receiving feedback from the other Hashers regarding the quality of the day’s trail. I responded to any and all complaints graciously.
We also initiated two virgins to the Hash. Here the deflowering ceremony is about to take place.
And then the beer-guzzling ritual. We say it is a lot like a blow job…
…because what doesn’t go in you, goes on you!
Our newest named Hasher (you are named after completing five Hashes). She doesn’t seem too pleased, does she? Her boyfriend, I Suck Dick, got named last week…
And that’ concludes this week’s broken Hash post.

Hare today, gone tomorrow

Another Hash Monday and that means I’ve got a full day ahead of me. So it is blog now or not at all. After this post, I’m pretty sure you’ll agree I’m choosing the wrong option. Ah well, what else is new?

So, I’m the Hare and that means I’m responsible for laying a trail my fellow Hashers can follow without getting lost and perhaps even being a fun hike. My co-Hare and I have hopefully achieved both aspects for today’s Hash. It didn’t rain last night but I’m going out later this morning anyway to re-walk the trail and make sure everything is still well-marked. The On-Home today will be at Derelick’s house on Rizal Extension. Actually, doing my trail isn’t much longer than the walk to Derelick’s on the pavement. Going to take along some sausages to grill up for my lunch once I arrive On-Home. And there will be plenty of cold beer to wash them down.

Here’s a peek into the future. Today’s trail comes in right at 5K. It’s probably a little more difficult than folks are expecting for an old fucker like me. Three decent climbs. Still, it should be fun.

In other news, Facebook is getting lots of pushback of late for their less than honest fact-checking and outright censorship of political views the lefties in charge disagree with. I posted this today for shits and giggles:

Suck it, Zuck!

Speaking of giggles, I thought this was funny:

But then again, I guess that comes as no surprise to my faithful readers.

I liked this one too:

That joke is made to order for someone who loves puns the way I do!

And I do believe that’s just about enough for now.

UPDATE: Geez, I used the Hare today, gone tomorrow title last October. You’d think I could go a year at least before re-using a bad pun like that. Sorry!

Hot, High, and Wet

That pretty much sums up yesterday’s Hash, assuming wet implies muddy because it was that too. The trail was more difficult than most but not all that surprising with Leech My Nuggets being the Hare. I opted to walk to the trail start rather than ride the Hashmobile which put me right at 10K for the hike.

Of course, there was a mountain to climb as part of the fun. I’d never done this particular portion of this mountain and didn’t realize just how high it actually is. The trail going up was reasonable for the most part but it seemed like it would never end. I was relieved to have finally reached the summit and start back down the other side. But maybe halfway down, we started back up again. Leech you bastard! And then it started to rain. Pouring down rain. Nothing to do but march on.

I also had some newbies with me at the back of the pack and felt duty-bound to see them On-Home safely. Which made me even slower than usual. I was a little surprised that several Hashers ahead of me wound up losing the trail altogether and had to find their own way back. Leech is about the best there is at marking a trail and yesterday was not really an exception. I too got briefly lost but had the good sense to backtrack to the last trail marker (shredded paper) I had seen and proceed from there. And sure enough, I soon saw where I had missed a turn. A Hasher needs to stay alert and not assume he knows what’s coming next.

Anyway, my group all got safely down a muddy and steep descent and found the cold beer waiting for us at Hunter’s Jo Inn. I ordered up the foot-long hotdog duo to satiate my hunger but the circle started up before they arrived. It sucks to be so late arriving On-Home. I opted to eat instead of participating in the beginning of the circle activities without regret.

Here are some photos from yesterday’s journey:

The route we took. That big loop in the middle is climbing up the mountain, down the other side, then back up again. Tortuous it was!
I was followed to the trailhead by these two virgin Hashers. The gal in blue is Gina, one of my domestic helpers. The other is her friend, Sheila. They both did remarkably well on a rather difficult trail. Hope they come back again.
Gathering up at the trailhead. Everyone else came via the Hashmobile.
And we are On-On!
We don’t stay bunched up like this for long. Nature has a way of separating the old and the slow from the rest of the pack.
Me stopping to take photos is one of the reasons I’m usually last on trail. That and I’m comparatively slow as fuck
Into the meadow…
And across the rice paddy.
I think that I shall never see/a trail as lovely as this tree…
It was my first time passing through this particular squatter village…
A bit like living in a dump.
A view from near the top…
That’s Easter mountain from the backside. It’s a pretty high mountain in its own right, but we got higher yesterday.

And then the rain started coming down so I slipped my phone inside a baggie and put it away.

But I do have this shot of the virgins being deflowered.

An exhausting day on trail. Janey and the ex were also both in attendance at the circle which was a little weird. They both independently told me later they wouldn’t come to the Hash again. I advised them that wasn’t necessary on my behalf but they should do whatever makes them happy. I’m wrapping my mind around my new acceptance of a life alone and will not be sucked into unwanted drama. Or so I say.

And that concludes this Hash post.

Marching on

Yep, another post about the Hash. COVID run #2 to be exact.

Twenty Hashers showed up at the designated location at the appointed time.

The trail itself was pretty short, but when you added in the getting there part it was about right.
And we are off! Er, on. Make that On-On!
Hello out there, Easter Mountain!
What’s everybody looking at?
Oh, I see. Just another beautiful day in Barrio Barretto.
Moving on…
…and on.
The old man’s house is a landmark on the My Bitch trail. Sadly, the old man who resided here died last year.
An old man on My Bitch. Glady he is still with us. (Is it weird to talk about myself in the third person?)
On-Home was once again at Derelict’s house near the end of Rizal Extension.
A little socializing prior to the circle. Left to right: Anal Receptive, Cum Together, Blow My Pipe, and Fucking Old Man.
The Grandmaster, H.I.V., and his assistant, Buddy Fucker.
We initiated yet another virgin…
We didn’t have our customary ice block this week, so us violaters didn’t suffer the pain of sitting on the ice.

And that was a few steps closer to getting back to some kind of normalcy. I think next week we’ll even order up some ice.

And so it goes. I’m having some folks over to the house tomorrow afternoon. Went out today to buy some stuff to accommodate guests. More on that next time.

I haven’t touched a dart in way too long, but this cracked me up anyway:

I really need to start practicing. I messaged the owner of Alley Cats today to ask about the rumors that the bar would not be reopening. She denied it, but did admit it’s been a struggle dealing with ongoing expenses and no income.

I’ll be back!

COVID Hash Run #1

I had the honor of participating yesterday in the historic first running of the COVID Hash. With the easing of quarantine restrictions, some members of the Subic Bay Hash decided to push the envelope and get On-On again.

Now, the quarantine rules still don’t allow us to do what we did, but we did it anyway. We did, however, try to be discreet about it. In that regard, we met up on the mountain so as not to draw unwarranted attention to ourselves. Our regular meet-up location (Johannson’s) is still closed anyway. For our On-Home beer drinking and Hash circle activities, we camped out at a fellow Hasher’s residence. I guess our illicit plan worked out okay because we were not accosted by the authorities. In fact, we intend to do it again come Monday.

We did a short 5K trail, although I did another 5K going to and getting home from the Hash. Here are some photos as promised:

Pubic Head was kind enough to add my path (in pink) to our meet-up point.
Early arrivals. We met up at “4 corners” an intersection of trails that is a landmark on My Bitch. Around 1.5K from my house.
Is everybody here? Let’s go!
On-On! Here we are actually passing through the yard of my mountain family friends.
Marching on…
…and up. That’s me practicing social distancing way back there second to last…
It was a steady climb but really not a bad one.
Up top. Then we went down to the valley and back up again.
Keep on Truckin’ onwards…
Without a marked trail, we pretty much all stayed together. That’s unusual for the Hash, but it was nice to not be alone on trail for a change. Yeah, I’m the old slow guy. Although actually, Buddy Fucker and Pubic Head both fell way behind on the final climb. They knew the way to the On-Home so we let them set their own pace.
Don’t give up yet!
It was another hot ass day, so Pubic Head took advantage of this shady spot to catch his breath…
A valley view from the trail.
Passed by this lonely virgin in the woods…
On-Home was at Derelict’s house. This is the driveway…
We did the Hash circle inside a huge screened porch area.
Initiating a virgin Hasher…
Buddy Fucker got the Hashit for being DFL (dead fucking last).
Not a bad turnout for a bunch of lawbreakers!

I wound up getting pretty a good buzz on because I was drinking stronger beer than normal (still no Zero’s and they ran out of SM Light). The shortest way home was taking My Bitch back, but I wasn’t so drunk that I thought THAT was a good idea. Walked the back streets and took advantage of that by popping into my favorite eatery–Sit-n-Bull.

They are only open now for takeout, so I brought me home a great tasting pulled pork sandwich and some baked beans. Hit the spot it did.

Instead of blogging like I promised to do I popped open a beer, turned on the TV, and watched a couple more episodes of Game of Thrones. Sorry ’bout that!

I guess little by little we are moving back towards normalcy. Here’s hoping it continues.