Best trail ever!

Well, best trail this week at least. When I Hare my priorities are that no one gets lost or hurt on trail. Secondarily, I want the Hashers to enjoy the hike. I think me and my co-Hare accomplished all that. Yesterday was the first time I’d gone out ahead of the pack to make sure the proper trail markings were still in place. By all accounts, it was a well-marked trail.

I left an hour ahead of the appointed noon starting time and three newbie females came along with me (my helper Gina and two of her friends). I was surprised to be passed by two runners shortly before I reached our On-Home location at 12:40. I asked them if they had taken a shortcut and they denied it. The also said they didn’t start early. Well, I’m sorry but I don’t believe you could cover that terrain in a mere 40 minutes. Turns out they fessed up to having missed the final down/up that we had added to the trail. Rather than turn around they just kept going which significantly shortened the journey.

Leech My Nuggets is one of the fastest Hashers around and he didn’t make it back until after 1:00. He too had missed that same turnoff but went back when he realized it. He told me that once he saw the turn he was surprised he’d missed it initially because it was heavily marked. I think the problem was that everyone is so used to going straight on that portion of My Bitch that they just blew on past the turnoff and then kept going. Oh well, that’s how it goes sometimes.

A relatively small group of Hashers (22 instead of the usual high thirties) for yesterday’s run. I’m guessing the On-Home being at Derelick’s scared some folks away. The last time we were there someone called the police on us for having an “illegal” gathering. Sure enough, the police showed up again based on a neighbor’s complaint. They just told us to “hold it down” and practice social distancing and then they left us. Still, it was a buzz killer.

My companions and I just prior to heading out from the starting point at Angels bakery…
Commencing the day’s first climb…
Now there’s something you don’t see every day…
“Follow me, girls!”
The high point of our first climb…
Potentially more dangerous than snakes in the grass…
The mountain family resides at the top of our second climb. I paused here to dispense with some cookies for mama Olivia…
Time to move on out!
As seen from the summit of our third and final climb of the day…
So close I could almost taste it!
On-Home at last! Our host, Derelick, wasn’t there having checked into the hospital in Angeles City experiencing breathing issues. He’s struggling with a lot of health issues these days. Hope they resolve soon so he can enjoy that fine house he had built.
Enjoying an after hike sausage…
As is our custom, the Hares sat on the ice while receiving feedback from the other Hashers regarding the quality of the day’s trail. I responded to any and all complaints graciously.
We also initiated two virgins to the Hash. Here the deflowering ceremony is about to take place.
And then the beer-guzzling ritual. We say it is a lot like a blow job…
…because what doesn’t go in you, goes on you!
Our newest named Hasher (you are named after completing five Hashes). She doesn’t seem too pleased, does she? Her boyfriend, I Suck Dick, got named last week…
And that’ concludes this week’s broken Hash post.

2 thoughts on “Best trail ever!

  1. What sort of complaints did you receive? I can’t imagine there were that many, or that they were particularly severe.

    Looks to have been a good Hash, all in all. And good food at the end!

    Interesting use of a leaf as a plate. Welcome to SE Asia!

  2. No, the complaints are almost always in jest. If you say it was a good trail you have to join the Hares on the ice. So people come up with BS things like “not muddy enough” or my favorite for any of Günter’s trails “too flat!”

    Ha! You noticed the leaf plate! It was actually quite effective.

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