About as high as you can get legally, anyway. I’m talking about the Central Park Reef Hotel’s rooftop restaurant/bar and pool. I rarely venture up there because it is a little too touristy for my tastes, but I’ve got to admit, the view made it all worthwhile. Well, the view and the company. Yes, Swan joined me for the evening out, and she professed to have had a good time.
Of course, things rarely go as planned, and I hadn’t planned on there being an all-day power outage. My electric company chose yesterday to trim away all the tree branches that might impede the power lines as we move into the rainy and windy season of the year. Yes, it was scheduled maintenance, but I somehow missed the announcement. When I returned home from my standard solo Thursday walk, I found myself in the dark, so to speak. No electricity means no water pump, resulting in the inability to shower (or flush the toilet). Ah, well, that’s what cologne is for, right?
So, I met up with Swan at the corner near her current and my future residence, and we walked together to Central Park. It was Swan’s first visit and I was glad to share the experience with her.
The Central Park rooftop area is well-appointed and has a pleasant ambiance.
When the time came to depart the hotel, we weren’t quite done with rooftops. Next stop, BarCelona.
After a couple more beers, we shared a trike back to Alta Vista. Dropped Swan off at her place and said our goodnight. If you are reading between the lines, yes, I am smitten. But I also know it is still too soon for her, and I just need to bide my time in the friend zone. I’m okay with that; I enjoy having some company occasionally that I don’t have to pay for when I’m out and about.
Here are some photos from my morning walk I like:
You are welcome to Relive the hike if you are so inclined:
Stay tuned for more adventures from the old man living in the best damn retirement community ever! I will forego the SOB tonight and spend the time in the company of Kim at Whiskey Girl. Hey, she asked me to come, and I always appreciate an invite. I am going to surprise her with a batch of brownies. And yes, some lady drinks to wash them down.
A diamond of a morning
Waked me an hour too soon;
Dawn had taken in the stars
And left the faint white moon.
O white moon, you are lonely,
It is the same with me,
But we have the world to roam over,
Only the lonely are free.
--Sara Teasdale
Under threatening skies, a low turnout for the group hike yesterday allowed us to use Scott’s vehicle for transport to the Cawag barangay in Subic, an area we only have the opportunity to hike once a year or so. That’s long enough ago to render all the sights almost new again. The rain held off until we had finished what turned out to be a very pleasant 8K walk in and around the Club Morocco subdivision. One of the interesting aspects of this area for me is that the developer, Santa Lucia Homes, is also the founder of my neighborhood, Alta Vista. The big difference, though, is that Alta Vista is a boom town with lots selling fast and ongoing construction taking place on almost every street. Not so in Club Morocco, where the wide streets remain nearly empty year after year. I can only attribute this sad state to the fact that while it has similar bay views and mountain vistas, it is isolated and inconvenient to access. Before moving to the PI, I looked at a house in Club Morocco that was amazing but would have meant I’d need a car to leave the neighborhood and would not have easy access to the bar life in Barretto. No, thank you!
Here are some photos from our excursion yesterday:
A good day to be out and about! Feel free to Relive it here if you are so inclined:
The nighttime version of my life included the Wednesday Hideaway feeding.
After the feeding, I moved on to Voodoo to use my 500 peso voucher. I managed to spend 400 before I left. I also got overcharged for a lady drink I didn’t buy. Stupid to lose a customer like me for a measly 170 pesos, but I guess now I know what I’m worth.
I finished up at Wet Spot and used a “buy one, get one” coupon while waiting for my take-out dinner from Sit-n-Bull to be delivered. Home stuffing my face with a cheeseburger before eight and in bed by nine. That’s how I rock my retirement years!
Tonight I’m supposed to take Swan to dinner on the roof of the Capital Reef Hotel. We’ll see how that goes. Full report tomorrow!
As Tuesdays go, yesterday was a pretty good one. It started out in the usual way with my grocery shopping expedition to the Royal Duty-Free supermarket. My usual low expectations were certainly met with the typical “out of stock” disappointments. This is the Philippines, after all, and so sometimes you just have to laugh.
The day’s big event was meeting up with the landlord to sign a lease for my future residence. I’ll be staying in Alta Vista, the nicest subdivision in town, and I’m happy about that. The house needs a good bit of renovation work, so my move-in date won’t occur until October 1. Under the terms of our agreement, I paid a two-month security deposit and four months’ advance rent. This gives the landlord the funds she needs to have the necessary repairs completed. Those include cabinets in the kitchen, aircon in the bedrooms, water heaters for the showers, and some basic furnishings.
We’ve agreed on a monthly rent of 38,000 pesos (around $750.) which is only 3000 more than I currently pay for a much smaller place. Now, I’ve just got to break the news to my current landlord. He’s a great guy, and I feel bad about not fulfilling the lease terms, but I don’t want to miss this opportunity. I suspect I’ll be forced to forfeit my two-month deposit, but hopefully, if I find someone to move here when I leave, it will soften the blow. We shall see.
After completing the deal, I returned home in a celebratory mood. Since it was still too early to drink, I fired up the grill.
I had asked Swan if she wanted to join me on the rooftop of the Capital Reef Hotel but never got a definitive answer. I am firmly in the mode of not pushing her as she works through her grief, so I went with option B–my old standby of drinking alone. I set out for town at beer o’clock without a particular destination in mind and wound up making Cheap Charlies my first stop. I didn’t stay long–a round of lady drinks for my regular crew and a couple beers for me and I was ready to move on.
I was going to check out the newly redesigned Mugshots Bar (added a pool table and dart board). The manager was out front and told me, “Come on in, Mae is working here again!” Hmm, I had met Mae on my first visit several months ago and had seen her outside of work a couple of times. I finally blocked her on social media because of her incessant begging. Nope, sorry, not interested in becoming reacquainted with that one. Of course, I didn’t tell the manager that. Instead, I said, “Some other time,” and walked on.
I had my next beer at Blue Butterfly but just wasn’t feeling the vibe there, so it was one and done. Next up was Bar Barretto, another bar I very rarely visit. I went in yesterday because Jen, the cuddler who used to work at Whiskey Girl, told me she took a job at BB. Jen wasn’t there yet when I first arrived, so I just sat at the bar and enjoyed a cold San Mig Zero. And then I got a message from Lydell asking me to visit Snackbar. Hmm.
My ex had invited me earlier, and I did not respond. The last three times she invited me to visit her there, she ignored me, which honestly hurt my feelings. I resolved not to play the Lucy and Charlie Brown football kick trick game again. On the other hand, Lydell’s invitation seemed sincere, so I messaged her I would try and come by later. Then Jen arrived at work, so I bought her a lady drink before I departed.
As I was walking down the highway on the way to Snackbar and across the street from Sloppy Joe’s, someone called out to me. It was Swan. I waved back, and she pointed up to the roof of the nearby Capital Reef Hotel. I shrugged and gestured to the effect that “I tried.” and then kept walking. We chatted this morning and made plans to do the rooftop on Thursday, so it’s all good.
I arrived at Snackbar, and the place was more crowded than usual. The ex was sitting at a table with several other customers but did come and greet me and asked me to be the music DJ later. Then she rejoined her table, and I became invisible again. Instead of feeling bad, I laughed at myself for being such a putz. My mistake has been thinking that she sees me as anything other than a customer. Just because I thought we’d always have a special friendship doesn’t make it so; that takes two. And I do want to emphasize that I’m not blaming the ex here for anything–she’s entitled to feel what she feels. My reactions to her honest display of a lack of caring do not reflect on her. You’d think a man of my age and experience would know better, but damn, I can really be dense when it comes to matters of the heart.
As I said though, I didn’t let it bum me out. I bought Lydell and Rose lady drinks, had a couple of beers, and then decided there were other places I’d rather be. Memories can take the joy out of drinking, so why risk it? I paid my tab and left. The ex messaged me later and apologized for not having the opportunity to tell me goodbye. I told her it was no problem and I meant it.
Now what? Well, the nearest bar I liked was Whiskey Girl, and I recalled having a 500 peso voucher to use before Friday. I hadn’t been to WG for a couple of weeks and was surprised at how crowded it was. I found a seat in the back that suited me, handed my coupon to the waitress, and ordered a beer. The waitress returned a few minutes later, saying my voucher was for Voodoo, not Whiskey Girl. Oops! I checked my pocket and saw my WG coupon was a “buy a lady drink, get a customer drink” variety. Okay, I can make that work.
In fact, there was a GRO named Kim hovering around next to me. She asked if I remembered her, and I honestly told her I did not. Kim told me she used to work a Queen Victoria, another bar I hadn’t been to for months. So, I invited her to join me and bought a lady drink with my coupon. And I was quite surprised at how much fun Kim was to chat and laugh with. Cute as a bug and quite a snuggler, too.
We are also now friends on Facebook.
And yes, that’s the pathetic state of my life–I’m excited about meeting a new bargirl buddy to drink with. She did express an interest in hiking, though, so we may have something else in common to share. And even if we don’t, I won’t care. Things are what they are, and I’m going with the flow.
The river flows, it flows to the sea
Wherever that river goes, that's where I want to be
Flow, river flow, let your waters wash down,
Take me from this road to some other town.
But I can Hare it! Yesterday was run #1555 of the Subic Bay Hash House Harriers, and it was my honor to help lay the trail. Seeing as how I was born in 1955, it was a blessing to still have the stamina and ability to do three moderate climbs on a 6K trek.
I had my hands full with powder and chalk, but here are a couple of the scenic shots I managed to take while marking the trail:
I went home, showered and changed, then headed back to the VFW for the 2 p.m. start and provided last-minute guidance and instructions for the group.
I wasn’t on the trail, of course, but here are some photos others took during the hike.
As is our custom, after the Hash circle was completed, a contingent of Hashers reconvened at It Doesn’t Matter for more beer imbibing. Since I didn’t do the trail, I had already been drinking longer than usual and departed early. I did make one more stop on the way home, though:
Fuck the carbs. I’d rather die fat and happy than deny myself life’s simple pleasures.
As I prepared this post, I checked to see if I had ever used “I can’t drive 55” previously. It turns out I had, in a post about my 55th birthday. Loads of pictures and memories in that one. I still find it shocking how everything you thought your life would be can fade away into nothingness. Well, I’ll try and do better with holding on to this new life I’ve found in the Philippines.
An interesting morning today. I’ll write about that tomorrow, but here’s a little foreshadowing:
My cash supply had dwindled to a dangerously low level that could potentially impede my charity work in the bars, so I devised a plan to rectify the situation: I’d walk to Subic-town and raid the ATM there. But to make the challenge even more worthwhile, I slapped on my headphones and rocked the walk the longer back way, coming in just shy of 12K roundtrip. Now, that ain’t a lot for you cross-country hikers like Kevin Kim, but it’s the most I’ve done in the several months since my lung issues flared up. I am happy to report that I had no breathing trouble on the mostly flat road walk.
To mark the occasion, I decided to do one of those “take a photo at one-mile intervals” things, and since my tracker measures in kilometers, that comes out to one pic every 1.6K or so.
I’ll deviate from the mileage photos to share a couple of other Korean-centric observations from the walk:
Alright, where did we leave off? Oh, yeah:
Mission accomplished. Relive it here if you want:
But wait, there’s more! I’ve still got the Sunday Hideaway feeding to report. As is my custom, the weekend meal comes from Jewel Cafe. Because of my recent travel, it’s been two weeks since my last visit, and it made me smile when they said they had missed me. Ah, small-town living!
Last night’s menu:
When the feeding was completed, I moved on to Wet Spot for my nightcap.
Also, while at Wet Spot, I received a Facebook friend request from someone I didn’t recognize. My method in this situation is to check for mutual friends and delete the request if I find none (exceptions are occasionally granted in cases of exceptional physical beauty). A few minutes later, I learned that my potential future landlord had sent the request. I rectified that mistake, we had a brief chat, and we have scheduled a meeting for Tuesday to discuss the details and terms of the house lease. It just might happen!
Facebook memories also took me back to another lifetime I was living fourteen years ago:
Alright, another day done and another one just getting started.
I’m one of the Hares for today’s Hash, so I’ll be heading out in a bit to mark the trail with my partner in slime, Blow My Pipe. I’ll let you know how that turns out tomorrow.
Welp, another milestone in my Hashing career–my first-ever journey with the Manila Hash House Harriers. They were here in Barretto for an outstation run, and several of us Subic Hashers joined in the fun. In fact, the Hare was none other than Leech My Nuggets, who, unbeknownst to me, used to Hash in Manila back in the day. There were two trail options, long and short, and being the old fat fucker that I am, I opted for the short. A tad over 3K all in and covering a familiar portion of the My Bitch trail.
You can Relive the hike here if you are so inclined:
So, one interesting aspect of Hashing with an out-of-town group is observing their Hash circle rituals. Manila doesn’t do the ice thing but has other tools of humiliation to impose punishment. Some of the things they did struck me as a tad gay (not that there is anything wrong with it):
It was a good Hash, though, and I enjoyed the experience. Plus, I got a nifty new Hash shirt!
One more Hash to add to my participation list:
Subic Bay H3 (my mother Hash)
Humphreys Hangover H3 (the Hash that named me in Pyeongtaek)
Angeles City H3
Corona H3 (also in Angeles City)
La Union H3 (I’ve done several with them, including the Valentine’s Hash in Baguio)
Pattaya H3
Pattaya Jungle H3
Manila H3
I titled this post Milli Vanilli as a kind of play on the Manila name and some of the Hash group’s effeminate rituals (oh, I forgot to mention, this is an exclusively male group, no women allowed). I was never a fan of the Milli Vanilli singing duo and had actually forgotten about their lip-synching scandal, and it’s tragic outcome for one of the singers. No offense intended!
Doing the short trail meant I started drinking early (in Subic, the free beer doesn’t flow until 3:30) and the Manila Hash circle seemed inordinately long, which of course, required additional beers to pass the time. I was buzzing when it was finally over, but that didn’t stop me from paying a visit to Cheap Charlies. Hey, it wasn’t even six o’clock yet on a Saturday night!
A couple more beers (and lady drinks, of course) later, I crossed the highway for a nightcap at Wet Spot. I stayed longer than I intended because the owner Daddy Dave was there, and we had some catching up to do. It turned out to be a nice evening on the town.
In other news, I looked at a potential house rental yesterday. It’s actually where Swan was living with her significant other, but she needs to move out now that he’s gone.
Some negotiations are to come with the landlord. I need to pay six months’ advance rent to pay for the work that needs to be done. I’m okay with that as long as I have a good lease agreement to protect my investment. Hope it all works out.
The Sunday feeding at Hideaway is the next item on my agenda. We’ll see what happens after that.
So, on the drive out to Castillejos for the start of our hike to Nagsangong Falls, our driver missed the bypass highway around Subic-town. As we hit the heavy traffic near the Subic marketplace, a song from 1970 that I didn’t like then and hadn’t heard for decades suddenly popped into my head. Hell, I even recalled most of the lyrics. That’s pretty amazing, given how I can barely remember my name some days.
Okay, sorry for the detour down memory lane; here’s the report from yesterday’s misadventure. As mentioned above, the plan was to make the relatively easy hike to Nansangong Falls and back, a trek we hadn’t done since early 2021.
Times change and memories fade, resulting in some initial difficulty in finding our starting point. When we reached the end of the road we were on, some locals helpfully offered to guide us back to where we needed to be.
A left turn about 1/2K up the road, then a short drive to a shady parking spot, and we were finally ready to walk!
And then we encountered a Robert Frost moment:
We eventually chose the path to the right, in part because it appeared to have been more heavily trafficked. And what’s out here to see except the falls, right?
Remember that junction where we chose to go right?
Anyway, despite not achieving the falls I had a really good time on trail. That’s what matters most. Relive it here if you so desire:
My other Miss Adventure was with the lovely lady accompanying me to last night’s SOB. We arrived early, so we had a drink next door at Sloppy Joe’s while we waited for Alaska to open up. The same waitress who served me last night took care of our order. I smiled to myself, wondering what she was thinking–one day, he is with an 18-year-old girl, the next with a 39-year-old woman. Funny how that works, but I know which one I prefer. WAY too early for that kind of speculation–her partner of seventeen years passed away a few months ago, and she is just starting her road to recovery. My goal is to help her get to where she needs to be, with no expectation that I’ll be her solution. She is fun to be with, and that’s enough for me. She even volunteered to be my Tagalog tutor (yes, she is college educated). I’m trying to respect her privacy, hence the lack of a name, at least for now. Let’s call her Swan (she without a name).
Anyway, Swan had never attended an SOB before and asked me what it was all about. I answered that it was a cultural dance contest among seven Barretto bars. Yeah, they are bar dancers, but several teams usually wear costumes and put on an interesting show with various props. Last night only Alaska did so. The other competitors were doing the booty-shaking thing and sexy dance moves. Swan laughed and asked, “Is that more of “culture” you were talking about?” ‘Yeah, but this is the Philippines, after all, and it is bar culture’ was the best I could come up with in response.
At the end of the show, Swan thanked me and said she had a good time. She agreed to join me somewhere in the future, I suggested the rooftop at our high-rise hotel, the Capital Reef, and she liked the idea. It was a different kind of “date” for me last night, but one I enjoyed more than any others in recent memory. Making a new friend is always a worthwhile endeavor; anything more than that still needs a friendship foundation. One day at a time. I’ve got nothing to lose.
Next up for me is a Hash adventure with the Manila group. They are doing an outstation run here in Barretto today and I’m going to join in. I’m also taking some tentative steps to making a move into a rental house more suited to the needs of me and my dogs. It’s here in Alta Vista, so not that big a change. More on that soon.
Facebook memories reminded me of the way my blog looked when it was Korea-centric:
I confined myself to one bar last evening–Sloppy Joe’s. I had dinner at home waiting in the crockpot, so I didn’t feel compelled to go crawling around the Barrio. Young Mary came to meet me there, and my pals Jim, Chris, and Steve were also in attendance.
The beers were flowing freely, well, not exactly freely, but in abundance. When someone treated me to one, I, of course, reciprocated. And I was also paying for Mary’s beverages.
When it was time to call it a night, Mary joined me at my place. I served her some pot roast, and she paid the ultimate compliment, “This is so good I don’t need any rice with it.” I made strawberry-banana smoothies for dessert.
Mary spent the night, and we shared some intimate moments. It was nice to wake up this morning in someone’s arms. It’s been a long time, and I’ve missed it. Buddy and Lucky seem quite fond of her as well.
Mary left for home, and I headed out for the Friday hike. We had a nice misadventure in the Castillejos countryside that I’ll share more about tomorrow. I’m just now back home and have the SOB on the horizon. Tonight’s a rather special occasion because I’ve invited someone to join me that I’ve known for quite some time but have yet to date. I’m not going to characterize this as anything romantic at this point; she is in the early stages of recovery from a lost love and doesn’t need any pressure from me adding to her burdens. My goal is to be whatever she may need during this time of transition, and we’ll see what happens.
Just another day in the life, but I’m feeling more positive about the road I’m on.
“The trick is to live here and now in the timeless moment. To act like that’s all there is. No beginning, no end.”
Jack Higgins
That’s what I continue to strive for, anyway. And part of that is doing what I want, when I want, and doing a better job at saying no. I got tough with the mountain mama I’ve been supporting this week because I’m tired of her constant asking for more. I told her that her not being satisfied with what I can afford to provide for her takes all the joy out of giving. She changed her tune in a hurry when I hinted that maybe she should find a more generous sponsor. I understand and respect the fact that she is doing the best she can for her kids, but damn, a lot of people are struggling but getting by on less than the 10,000 pesos I’ve budgeted for her. I’m thinking that instead of doing weekly allowance installments, I’ll give her the whole amount at the first of every month; after that, she is on her own. Sorry for her, but it is past time that I toughen up.
My phone is fucking up again. I woke up yesterday morning, and it was beeping with a warning to disconnect the charger because moisture had been detected. It was fine when I plugged it in that night (and my shorts were dry, so I didn’t piss my pants). I guess the fix in Pattaya was temporary. I took the phone to a repair shop across the river in Matain, and they repaired it for 700 pesos. We’ll see how long this one lasts.
My co-Hare for next week’s Hash, Blow My Pipe, joined me for a scouting expedition yesterday morning. Finding something new without leaving town is pretty near impossible, but searching out trails that aren’t used frequently is a worthwhile goal. We put together a nice 5K+ hike with a couple of moderate climbs that I think will work well on Monday. We may add a loop for the hardcore guys to add some distance, or maybe not. You can hike it vicariously on Relive and see for yourself:
The dinner and gift-giving at Hideaway went well last night. I had just enough pasalubong for each girl to receive something, and they all seemed happy and appreciative. I guess that’s what it’s all about. I bought a special gift for Joy–a nail clipper set. She’s always messing with my fingernails with her hands while I’m sitting at the bar, so I figured I’d give her the tools to do the job right. She squealed with delight when she saw all that was in the kit. I asked if she wanted to go out back to the porch and give me a pedicure, and she excitedly answered, “Yes!”
I received a sweet Father’s Day card from my daughter yesterday:
I didn’t try even one puff or taste of marijuana during my week in the land where it is legal. But that didn’t stop me from doing some pot this morning:
And speaking of dope, there’s this:
And then there’s this:
I’m not sure what the latest news on that Titanic submarine situation is, but someone posted that a welcoming committee has already convened for them:
Has anyone thought of calling Popeye the Sailor Man?
Back in the saddle again with a Tuesday night bar crawl handing out the precious pasalubong gifts to my favorite bargirls. I have another delivery to make tonight at Hideaway and, of course, another Wednesday feeding.
I took a break from Barretto for a week, partly for a change of scenery but also hoping for a change in perspective. Maybe I needed another week or two to accomplish that. There were things I liked about seeing Pattaya again; after all, it had been one of the finalists when I was deciding where to retire. Returning this trip confirmed that I had made the right choice–Pattaya is a nice place to visit, but I wouldn’t want to live there. I guess I’ve grown accustomed to small-town living and enjoy being recognized around town. That doesn’t come easy in a bigger city, although I felt like a regular at the little restaurant I frequented and was treated very well by the friendly staff there. So, I expect I would have found a neighborhood vibe if I lived there. Of course, the primary drawback is the lack of English speakers. I’d really miss telling my lame jokes to the bargirls.
So, this is the life I’ve chosen, and it is the life I have. I intend to make the most of it for as long as I’m blessed to be among the living. Although I would love to find a companion to share the adventure, I’m embracing the knowledge that a solitary life comes with its own benefits, and if that is my destiny, so be it. Que sera, sera, and all that.
I didn’t make Monday’s Hash trail because I was still feeling tired after my long journey home. I did participate in the Hash circle and then visited Snackbar afterward. That place still reeks of memories for me, but I believe I’ve overcome their ability to sadden me. I’ll call that progress.
Yesterday I took care of restocking the pantry with my shopping excursion to Royal. Nothing has changed–the more I want something, the more likely it will be out of stock. Oh well, you just go with the flow.
While I was out of town, Joy got sick, so I had her go see Dr. Jo. I stopped by there yesterday to pay the bill and drop off some pasalubong for her and the hubby. We are planning a climb up Black Rock soon. Next stop was Johansson’s so I could deliver my gifts for Reggie. I saw Jim drinking alone at Sloppy Joe’s, and so I joined him. A couple of beers later, he came with me to Cheap Charlies.
The girls all seemed to enjoy their Thailand souvenirs. We were going to visit The Green Room next, but it was packed with pool league players. So, on a whim, we visited Voodoo.
Rumor has it she is the oldest working bargirl in town. Still has a great body, but her age is showing (like I’m one to talk). Anyway, before I took that photo she made a face that reminded me of someone I’d seen in the movies.
No offense intended.
I finished the night at Wet Spot, then grabbed a sandwich to go at Sit-n-Bull, had a trike driver greet me by name, and drove me home without needing directions.
Gee, it's good to be back home again
Sometimes this old town, feels like a long-lost friend
And hey, it's good to be back home again
Here’s the lowdown on my Saturday adventure with the Pattaya Jungle Hash House Harriers. The Hash took place on Ko Lan island, around seven kilometers off the coast of Pattaya. The island is small (4K by 2K), so our trail covered a lot of ground, relatively speaking.
They say getting there is half the fun, so I’ll start the tale with that part. The ferry to Ko Lan launches from the Bali Hai pier, located on the far end of Walking Street. So, I took a Baht Bus from my hotel to the end of Beach Road, then hoofed it on Walking Street about 1K to the pier. Walking Street is the most infamous street in Pattaya for seedy nightlife (i.e., nude dancing), if that’s your thing. I only visited during the daylight hours on this trip.
Then things went south for me. About halfway up the steps I had a breathing attack. Dave and Jo waited for me to reach them, and when I arrived I thought I was going to have to turn back because I didn’t think I could make the rest of the climb. I had my portable nebulizer in my backpack, so I pulled that out and inhaled some salbutamol into my lungs. After about five minutes I had regained a semblance of normal breathing (at least, as normal as it gets for me) and opted to continue the hike. I made it the rest of the way without much difficulty.
Once we arrived back at our On-Home venue, we got a table in the restaurant to order some lunch.
The Pattaya Jungle Hash doesn’t normally have the ice feature. Dave wasn’t having that, so he went to the nearby 7/11 store and bought bags of ice to add some Subic flavor to the proceeding. It seemed to go over quite well.
The last boat back to the mainland left at 4:00 p.m., and as the Hash circle drug on, I was getting a little nervous. As much as I enjoyed my time on Ko Lan, I wasn’t keen on sleeping on the beach. I left the circle a little early at 3:30 just to be on the safe side.
But wait, the fun wasn’t done. There was an after Hash gathering at a bar called June’s. And at the end of the pier, there was a Baht Bus waiting to take us there.
True confession time. I don’t remember much about my time there at June’s bar. I was over my beer-intake capacity, and things are all a little bit fuzzy.
Food was coming, but I knew I was entering “now or never” territory, so I said my goodbyes and headed for home. Well, my hotel, anyway.
I walked and walked but didn’t find any familiar landmarks to guide me. Finally, I hailed a cab. The fare to my hotel was 300 baht; the most I’d paid previously was 200. It turns out I had been walking in the wrong direction all that time. Oh well, the taxi driver got me where I was going. The fucker was a no-show for the trip I arranged with him to the airport the following day, but that turned out alright too.
I still don’t know how my phone got wet, but when I picked my shorts up off the floor the next morning, they were wet too. I wonder if I peed my pants on the way home?
Anyway, that’s how my last day and night in Pattaya went down. And yesterday, I posted about the longest day that followed. I enjoyed my time in Thailand, but it’s good to be back in my little town again. It’s hard to get lost here.
UPDATE: I was able to recover the post I thought was deleted, but no time to fix all the crap errors. Sorry, this one will be me at my worst.
I woke up at 3:30 a.m. on Sunday morning. That is not so unusual. Sat down at the the laptop to see what was going on in the rest of the world, and noticed my phone wasn’t on the charger. That’s weird, but I don’t deny going to bed in a state of drunken confusion after my night with the Pattaya Hashers. I plugged the phone in and got the screen that says the port was wet and I needed to disconnect. I tried my best to dry it out through various means but nothing worked. Now what?
The next issue I had to address was that without my phone’s hot spot connection, I couldn’t access the internet. Yes, my hotel room came with WIFI, but I had been unable to connect when I first checked in, so I just relied on my phone. I once again tried the WIFI with the same result: This site can’t be reached. logout.wifi unexpectedly closed the connection.
With nothing better to do, I unplugged the laptop, carried it downstairs to the front desk and asked for assistance. The night attendant attempted to log in and got the same result. She said to come back later when the maintenance staff was available. Alrighty, then. Back upstairs to deal with the reality that I’m an internet junkie. To deal with the pain of withdrawal, I went back to bed and slept until six. Got up, tried the phone again, and still no go. Fuck. So, I showered and packed, then took my laptop with me to breakfast to get a fix with the restaurant WIFI. I researched how to dry a wet charging port, but none of the suggestions worked. I figured I must have done some damage to the innards, so I asked the woman who runs my restaurant hangout where I could get it repaired. She told me, saw I didn’t understand, and offered to call a car to take me. Yes, please! Now that’s service.
The store she had mentioned wasn’t open yet, so I walked around and found another repair shop. They said they could fix it for 1500 baht (about $50). Yeah, I figured there was some skin tax involved but I was desperate. I agreed and they told me to come back in three hours. Went back to my hotel, checked out, stored my bag, and went back across the street to my my friendly restaurant.
I made a point of remembering how to get back to my phone, so was able to navigate using the Baht Bus method of travel. I arrived at the store and my phone was ready to go. Crisis resolved!
Dave and Jo were going to share transport to the airport with me. Since our flight didn’t depart until 10:50 pm, we decided to kill the hours hanging out at a nice place on the water. After leaving from the phone store to meet up with them, I came upon a particularly nice Buddhist Monastery.
Next stop, the Pattaya Beer Garden.
It was a comfortable place to chill and enjoy the ambiance, although I consciously limited my alcohol intake to two beers. I still had a long night ahead of me.
I had made arrangements for a driver to take us to the airport with instructions to meet at my hotel at 5:00 p.m. It was the same guy who had driven my drunk and lost ass home from the Hash. I remembered making the arrangements, but I had failed to get a phone number so I could confirm he’d be there as scheduled. That created a bit of a conundrum–should I book with someone else and possibly disappoint the guy who thought he had an airport gig, or go with the safe bet. I decided to be a man of my word and trust him to show up like we had arranged.
When the time was nigh, we walked back to the restaurant across from my hotel to await the driver’s arrival.
I figured I had a 30 minute window to rebook if my driver didn’t show and still make it to the airport on time. Talk about living dangerously! Well, he didn’t show and I was going to look for a taxi large enough to carry three and their luggage. I asked the restaurant owner if she had any suggestions, and the woman she had been chatting with at the bar volunteered to take us. Talk about getting lucky–she even had an SUV large enough for our needs. Let’s roll! Well, she had to go home and get the car, but promised to be back by 5:30. She was late, but was an excellent driver and got us to our destination with time to spare.
We boarded the plane on time, took off a few minutes early, and I was asleep shortly thereafter on the three-hour flight to Angeles City. I woke up thirty minutes before we landed at 0300 local time. Got through immigration without a hitch, and Dave dropped me off at my front door a little after five.
A long day, but it ended the way it was intended to do.
I took a nap and slept until 11 a.m. and trying to get this post done with the Hash pending has been stressful. Sorry for all the errors, Grammarly not working for some reason and I’m out of time to perform my usual due diligence. *ahem*
Anyway, I’ve still got that post for the island Hash on Saturday in the hopper. Come back tomorrow for the last batch of all that Thailand goodness.
I just lost a post I’d spent two hours writing about my last day in Thailand. I don’t recall that ever happening before. I’ve got to head out for the Hash now, so there is no time to recover it. Sorry, I’ll try again tomorrow.
Welp, my last few hours in Thailand, and things have taken a turn for the worse. My plans to post about yesterday’s Hash will have to be postponed for technical reasons. Primarily a lack of a reliable internet connection. A secondary factor may be attributable to drunkenness, but the evidence for that is a little fuzzy.
The root cause of my connectivity issues is that I somehow messed up my phone last night. I have no recollection of what happened, but it got wet and won’t take a charge. So, my mission this morning is to find a repair shop to fix it or replace it if need be. The phone was my internet connection for the laptop in my hotel room, and without that, I’ve been required to camp out at that little restaurant across the street for WiFi.
So the pictures from yesterday’s Hash adventure will have to wait. Sorry about that! It was an interesting day and something a little different. I’ll share the story when I get back home.
Confucius say man who walks through door sideways is going to Bangkok.
Yes, you are seeing a rare morning post here at LTG. It’s now or never, because I’ve got to be at a Hash run meet-up at 10:30. Not sure what I’m in for; I just know we are catching a ferry to some island and are Hashing there. Should be different and interesting and hopefully not too difficult.
I filled the hours yesterday by exploring the streets here in my part of Pattaya. I had some beers, food, and a massage along the way. My hotel is on Soi 4, so I started there and walked the length of each soi (between the main road and the beach) to see what there was to see. You might call it The Dirty Dozen because that’s how many roads I walked. There was the morning version (through Soi 8) and the nighttime edition, finishing on Soi 13-3 (I don’t understand the numbering system either, there were at least three variants of Soi 13). Anyway, in the interest of time, I’ll let the photos do most of the talking:
That bar above was right next door to where I received my first Thai massage since my last visit seven years ago. It was a nice rubdown that ended happily. She was good with her hands, and when she leaned down and whispered in my ear, “You give me 1000?” it was too hard to say no.
I headed back to the hotel after my rub and tug and the beer next door. Stopped into my favorite little restaurant for a light lunch.
A post, a nap, a shower, then it was time to get back out on the street.
While I was enjoying my beverage of choice, I heard from Dave that he and Jo were back in town from their tourist excursion to the elephant sanctuary and wanted to join me. Wonderful Bar was pretty close to their hotel, so I didn’t have to wait long for company.
Speaking of food, I needed some. We got to talking about possibilities and when Dave mentioned he’d seen a Taco Bell, it triggered a craving. It had been years since I’ve had that American fast food tribute to our Mexican neighbors.
We had one last beer at the original Wonderful Beer Bar, then called it a night. I caught a Baht Bus for the ride back to Soi 4. But something was calling out to me before I reached my hotel.
Alright, time to get ready to Hash with the Pattaya Jungle Hashers. Let the adventure begin! It will likely involve a few beers.
Another day in the Land of Smiles. Here’s how it all went down.
I did my usual morning stroll but headed up Beach Road in the opposite direction.
The evening plan was to meet up with Dave and Jo at the Virgin resto/bar on the rooftop of my hotel. They weren’t coming until 5 p.m., and I got bored around three, so I went back to that place I liked on my morning walk.
When the five o’clock hour came, I headed up to Virgin for the first time.
They only offered three kinds of beer, none of which I care for, and the pricing was, well, through the roof. Dave and Jo had yet to arrive, and I was the only customer. It was sunny and hot, with little shade to be found. Definitely a better after-dark venue. The food prices were worse than the beer, so we didn’t order any.
I stayed for one beer with Dave and Jo; then I suggested we head back downstairs and try my favorite place across the street.
When we were done eating, we hopped into a baht bus to check out those beer bars I’d seen on Soi 7. It wasn’t busy, and the bars were more tame and sane than the crazy shit on Soi 6. We sampled a couple and enjoyed the outdoor atmosphere while watching the world pass by on the street in front of us.
By the time we had traversed the length of Soi 7, we all agreed we’d had enough fun and beer for one night. They turned right to their hotel; I grabbed a baht bus for the ride to Soi 4. I seem to recall stopping into my favorite eatery and having my nightcap beer there with the friendly crew.
And that was how things were on this Thai highway I’m traveling.
Soi Six here in Pattaya, Thailand, to be precise. That’s the street where I hung out and quaffed some brews last night. But let’s start with the beginning of the day, shall we?
So, I’m taking care of my morning business when I see that my Fitbit has gone black. All my efforts at reviving it proved fruitless. I decided to check out a mall I’d seen on one of my walks in search of a replacement smartwatch.
I say eventually because I arrived at the mall right about 10 a.m. only to discover it opened at eleven. So, I walked up the road a bit and found a restaurant for a late breakfast.
There was a nice supermarket at the mall where I could finally secure some underarm deodorant–none of the convenience stores I checked had any.
I took a 200 baht taxi ride back to the hotel to have time for a nap and to clean up before my doctor’s appointment at 3:15.
Reader Brian had commented that the Pattaya International Hospital was one of the good ones for foreigners. It turns out it is on the same street as my hotel (Soi 4), about two blocks away. I was impressed with how clean, organized, and efficient it was compared to my experience in the Philippines. My appointment was for a consult with an ENT, and I was called in to see him right on schedule. I told him about my recent breathing issues and blocked sinuses. He stuck a scope up my nose and cringed at the image on the screen. That was a little disconcerting. He confirmed what I had already been told–I have stage four blockage from enlarged nodules that must be removed surgically. He took it a step further, saying he’d remove some of the bone so the nodules would not regrow. I told him I was reluctant to have surgery requiring general anesthesia with my COPD. He acknowledged that could be an issue, suggesting I have the surgery performed in a hospital with an ICU to monitor my breathing during the operation better. He recommended I return to the US for the procedure. He also confirmed that my sinus blockage likely affected my blood oxygen, especially when sleeping and breathing exclusively through my mouth. So, he gave me a prescription that may provide temporary relief, but he cautioned it is not a long-term solution. I need the surgery. The bill, including meds, came to 3,440 baht (right at $100), so about twice what I’d pay back home.
With that unpleasant business out of the way, I headed back out to a marketplace I had seen near the mall. I needed to shop for pasalubong for all my Filipina “friends” back home and a suitcase to carry the gifts on the plane.
Another 200 baht cab ride to the hotel, where I stored the goodies and prepared for my night on the town. I decided to get dinner out of the way first and wanted to try that place across the street from my hotel.
After finishing my meal (I even used my spoon to get all of that sauce in my belly), it was time to set out for my evening of exploration.
So, I’m glad I had a look at the Soi 6 bar scene, but I won’t be going back. Just not my thing. This morning on my walkabout, I found myself on Soi 7, and it was full of wide-open spaces-type beer bars. That’s more to my liking, and maybe I’ll get a chance to swing by there again when the bars are open.
I had one more beer on Beach Road as I headed back to the hotel; I might have had a second if the service didn’t suck so bad. And then, as I approached my hotel, I saw my new favorite restaurant and thought it was fitting to begin and end my evening there.
I’m going to meet up with Dave and Jo this evening, and we are going to try the place on the roof of my hotel called Virgin. Since we’ve never been there, I guess we are.
I hear they had some excitement back home in the Philippines today:
I wasn’t completely satisfied with my Thai pun today, so let me give you this:
Okay, cleanse your palate with this one while I go get showered up and ready for another evening out in lovely Pattaya.
A full and mostly fun Tuesday started with a walk to, well, Walking Street. It was about a 7K round trip. Oddly enough, even though it was a flat street walk, I had some severe breathing issues that left me feeling light-headed. I had to stop twice to sit down and try and catch my breath. When I returned to the hotel, my blood oxygen was 89. My deep breathing exercise increased it to 91, but that’s still not good. I’m back in my usual mid-90s today and feeling better. Still, I made a doctor’s appointment for this afternoon at Pattaya International Hospital (conveniently located on the same street as my hotel) to try and gain some insights into what’s happening and what I might do about it. I’ll let you know how that goes tomorrow.
Here’s some of what I saw along the way to Walking Street:
I took a nap and wrote yesterday’s post, then got ready to head out for a rendezvous with an old dart buddy from Barretto.
Steve returned home at the beginning of the scamdemic and got stuck there. When he was ready to return, the Philippines was still locked down for unvaccinated folks like him. So, he basically said, “fuck that,” and moved to Pattaya. He seems to be doing well here. Steve gave up drinking years ago, but since he plays darts, he knows the local bars (at least some of them). He graciously agreed to give me a tour of the bar district near his home. My friends from Barretto, Dave and Jo, also joined in the fun.
We met up at Steve’s home bar, I-Rovers, which is in the SK Metro bar district. We then strolled down Soi Buakhao, an area adjacent to SK Metro. But what blew me away was a bar area called Tree Town that I’d totally missed on my 2016 visit (if it was even there then). The number of bars in this town is mind-boggling. Even a guy like me who goes out every night would need months to visit them all, and my liver would probably fail before I completed the quest. I’m sure most folks just find the handful of places that suit them and become regulars. This is a tourist town, though, so I guess there are enough thirsty (and horny) visitors to keep these bars in business during high season.
Alas, when I sat down to order, I was told the kitchen had just closed (it was 10:30). They said I could stay and drink, but I wanted to eat something before calling it a night. I remembered a place nearby that was open 24 hours, so I headed there.
I survived my first outing with the Pattaya Hash House Harriers. It was quite a bit different than how we do things in Subic–some of it I liked, some not so much. They do utilize the ice-sitting, and I got to experience that cold goodness twice in the after-circle. I say after circle because Pattaya does a pre-circle as well. In that one, they discuss the coming trail, go over some Hash business, remind people of the rules, initiate virgins, and punish violators (like the fool who wore new shoes to the Hash). I didn’t like waiting around forty-five minutes for the start of the pre-circle at 4:00. We were out in the countryside, and all the locals knew to bring a chair, but I just had to stand around with nothing to do and nowhere to sit. Yeah, yeah, I shouldn’t be such a whiner.
It was an “A to A” Hash, which means the trail started and finished in the same location. And that location was over twenty kilometers from Pattaya out in farm country. They had a short and long trail, and of course, I opted for the short option, which was just under 5K. I walked to Hash home bar to catch a “bus, adding another 3+K to my day. So, I’ll start the Hash story with that adventure.
The after Circle was okay, the usual Hash stuff, but the songs weren’t as raunchy as we sing in Subic. They had a raffle and I won this:
So, we did the usual beer drinking, although they didn’t have Zero beer, so I did the San Miguel Light. More alcohol and calories, but I’m on vacation, damn it! So, I was feeling no pain when we boarded the busses back to Pattaya and another Hash bar called I-Rovers.
Well, I was more than a little drunk at this point, and I had no other way back to my hotel than my feet, so I headed out. Walked through an interesting bar area along the way. I need to go back at some point and check it out more thoroughly.
Anyway, I found my way to the hotel, safe and sound. I miss having my trike driver friends around, though. I need to be more careful in the future; stumbling around in the dark in a strange city is not a good idea.
…to have fun. At least, that’s my plan. If getting here is half the battle, I made it relatively unscathed. Here are the gritty details.
I was a fool when it came to packing. Rather than suck it up and pay for a checked bag, I figured I could squeeze everything into my carry-on suitcase and do my laptop and meds in my backpack. Turns out I had to overstuff both bags, and my carry-on was too heavy, so I was required to check it and was charged 3000 pesos for the privilege. I should have just brought a larger suitcase to begin with. And now the problem is compounded because I’m already getting besieged with requests for pasalubong, the tradition (more like expectation) that a traveler returns bearing gifts from his destination. My plan now is to purchase a larger suitcase here and use it to bring my carry-on, dirty clothes, and gifts back with me to the Philippines.
As I expected it would, Cebu Pacific Airlines sucks. Typical budget carrier, you pay for your ticket, and everything else is extra. Like a checked bag. Or a drink of water. I’ve never been in such a cramped seating configuration either. My knees were jammed against the seat in front of me, and when I lowered the tray table, it landed on top of my belly. A very uncomfortable three hours in the air. I’ll be loathed to patronize this carrier after my return flight.
Another fucked up thing that didn’t affect me personally was the hassle my friend Dave’s girl went through at immigration. This was her first time doing international travel, and the immigration agent almost caused them to miss the flight by conducting a lengthy interview to determine whether she was going to Thailand as part of a human trafficking scheme. She is in her 40s, for chrissake, and has been with Dave for years. The things this government puts its people through are disgusting. Anyway, I was relieved to see them board the flight just a couple of minutes before the door closed.
Getting through immigration in Bangkok was a breeze. A photo, fingerprints, and a stamp in my passport. Yay! Dave had arranged a car and driver for the 100+ kilometer trip from the airport to Pattaya. We arrived about 1:00 a.m., and as regular readers know, that’s the latest I’ve stayed up in a LONG time. I still woke up at 5:30 this morning and went about my internet routine, then took a brief walk around the neighborhood and had some breakfast.
Oh yeah, they drive on the right side of the road here. I was reminded of that when I crossed Beach Road this morning and looked in the wrong direction before stepping out. Oops!
I’m still getting the exchange rate down in my head, but the breakfast above was 160 Bhat which equates to $4.60 US, not bad I suppose.
On the subject of virginity, I ain’t one. I made a trip here back in 2016. Here’s how it started.
Speaking of worst-case scenarios, so far, at least, the breathing seems to be going okay. Wearing a mask on the plane (yeah, the Philippine government still requires that nonsense) wasn’t good, but I survived. I got my nebulizer set up in my room, and I’ll carry my portable one with me on the Hash, just in case.
And what’s a LTG post without a dose of humor?
Tomorrow I’ll have a report on the Hash, and I also plan to get out and see more of the city. So far, I am really enjoying the vibe here. Walking the beach path this morning, I saw more Western-looking folks (mostly men, of course) than Thais. I wonder what that’s all about?