A night to forget

Things don’t always go according to plan, even when you don’t have much of a plan to begin with. Last night should have been a good time, but I wound up sitting alone in a bar, feeling sorry for myself. I hear what you’re thinking: what else is new? Well, things got worse after that, so I drank more, and maybe that wasn’t such a good idea. I don’t know, still feeling blue today, but I’m fixin’ (man, those years down south left a mark) to put it all behind me and see if tonight turns out to be worth remembering.

As I mentioned in yesterday’s post, Paula, the Snackbar owner, was celebrating her birthday, and her loyal customers would help her make the day as special as she is. My initial plan was to show up around four, head to Alaska Club for the SOB at five, and then return to Snackbar afterward. But I changed my mind and decided to skip the SOB and just enjoy the birthday party vibe.

A gift for Paula and some fresh baked blueberry muffins and brownies as my contribution to the feast.
The birthday girl

I arrived early, expecting I’d spend some time with Lydell, but she was otherwise occupied. I talked to some other folks, and then the tiny bar (most of which is seating outside at tables in the parking lot) began to fill up. I went to use the restroom, and when I returned, the waitress had seated several strangers joining me at my small table. Eh, I understand at a crowded event with limited seating, you can’t expect to have prime territory for your exclusive use. Still, interacting with strangers is not my nature, so I moved to a less desirable location. And as I sat there, my mood darkened until I reached the point where I didn’t want to be there anymore. So, I wished Paula a happy birthday again and left. I wasn’t sure what I was going to do next, but I knew it would involve beer.

As I approached Alaska Club, I saw people outside signing up for the SOB. I approached the table and saw that there had only been a dozen or so admissions so far, so I figured I could still get a good seat. I paid my 700 pesos and went inside.

My favorite spot was already taken, which was no surprise, but the waitress sat me on a small couch (big enough for two) along the wall in front of the stage. That’ll work. I usually have someone from the host bar join me for the event (I buy their company with lady drinks), but last night a customer brought all the Alaska girls down from the stage for drinks. That’s okay; I figured my regular Joy (the skinny one with no boobs and stretch marks) would join me after her team danced. She didn’t, though, and so I sat there alone. The storm clouds in my brain continued to darken. I tried to drown the discontent in beer without success.

When the show was over, I left Alaska and stood on the highway thinking, what next? Fuck it; I’ll go back to Snackbar. When I arrived, the party was still in full swing, but I was able to find a seat inside. Lydell had already left but came back when I messaged her, so I was finally able to buy her a drink. I was in big spender mode and bought drinks for several of the other girls as well. And I finally started feeling a little better about things.

And then a drunken guy I know (I’ll call him Earl) came in. He was being loud and obnoxious, which is not unusual for him when he’s been drinking. Earl hadn’t ordered a drink yet, but when the waitress walked by with a half-finished drink from another table, he attempted to grab it from her. I reached out and grabbed it first, and told him if you want a drink, buy one like everyone else. He tried to argue that it was just going to be thrown away, so why not. I told him it didn’t work that way. I guess the argument escalated, although I don’t recall what all was said; eventually, Earl left in a huff. The other customers applauded his departure, and several thanked me for intervening.

I left shortly after that, and when I got home, I saw that he had sent me some messages:

You a bitch

Fucking with me

Suck my dick ass hole

Dont be a prick towards me

Ill fuck you up Bitch

Be peaceful dick head

If you understand peace dick

Apparently, I pissed him off. He didn’t talk so tough in person, though. I sent him this response:

You were being an asshole. If you don’t like it, don’t be an asshole.

This morning I noted that he had deleted all his tough guy words to me. No apology, though. Fuck him; I don’t need that kind of drama in my life anyway. Normally, I can’t be baited into those types of confrontations, but it was just one of those nights for me for some reason.

So, that’s how my day ended. It started out much better with a hike in the Bolon Falls area out in the hills on the far side of Subic town. We only had three folks show up for the Friday group, so once again, Scott volunteered to drive us to some rarely-visited areas. We were last out that way over a year ago. A couple of moderate climbs and several get-your-feet-wet creek crossings, but still quite nice overall. We also passed through an Aeta (native Filipino) village, which I always find quite fascinating for some reason. Very friendly and smiling, despite living in abject poverty.

The path we walked. You can see on the left that straight line–our climb to the top and retreat from whence we came when we could not find a viable path back down the other side.
Jim and Scott joined me for this adventure.
I’ll take that as a sign.
Heading up (part 1)
Creek crossing (part 1)
Another water crossing
Did I mention we were walking on water a lot during the first half of the hike?
Because we were
Leaving the water behind at last.
First cookie delivery of the day.
Village people
Did someone say “cookies”?
Proud mama
Hello children!
Life may be challenging, but you can choose to be happy
Let’s see what’s up top
The village water supply
Lots of yellow flowers on the way up
See what I mean?
Scott and Jim hadn’t been on this part of the trail since 2016. This used to be a church. Heaven knows why someone chose to build it halfway up a frickin’ mountain, but apparently, the congregation voted with their feet. Or didn’t.

It’s a jungle out there.
The view from up here
Nope, we can’t get there from here. Turn around!
Heading back down
This piggy hasn’t gone to market.
Those shoes ain’t gonna tie themselves.
Hello there, crazy carabao
On the road again
The riverbed
And arriving safely back at the car. A fine hike, all in all.

And it turned out to be the best part of the day.

Is something brewing?

A diamond of a morning
Waked me an hour too soon;
Dawn had taken in the stars
And left the faint white moon.

O white moon, you are lonely,
It is the same with me,
But we have the world to roam over,
Only the lonely are free.
–Sara Teasdale

I’d call last night’s dinner for two a success, at least by my admittedly low standards. I had no expectations, so I couldn’t be disappointed. That’s just the way I roll these days.

We had agreed to meet at Hops & Brews at six, but I arrived a little after five. Hey, I just wanted to get a couple of beers in make sure we had a nice table to sit at. Here are some views from the one I chose:

The beer garden
The tables in the back
The bar area
And a view of the clouds through the open ceiling.

Once again, I was greeted by name by several of the waitresses. The manager also came by for a fist bump, and later the owner and I had a brief chat. They all certainly make you feel welcome here; I’ll grant them that.

I sent Lydell a message around 5:30 telling her I had arrived early, and she asked if she could join now. Of course! I was glad she was anxious to start our date too.

The happy couple

We had some beer and ordered our food–spaghetti bolognese for her, calamari and Yom tom soup for me. Sorry, Lydell had all my attention, and I forgot to take a photo of our meals.

Well, I did get this shot of Lydell as she finished eating.

Just some small talk over dinner, no great revelations or professions of undying love (thank God I kept those thoughts to myself!). I’m kidding, of course. I’m still in getting to know her mode, and I’m intentionally taking things slow. She did show me some pictures of her kids (a four-year-old daughter and a two-year-old son), and they looked cute and happy. They stay with her mother in Subic-town when she is working.

About the time we were done eating, an acoustic duo started playing their guitars and singing. Old songs I knew the words to and at a volume that didn’t deter table talk. A nice touch!

You can kinda sorta see them on stage.

Anyway, I asked Lydell if she had any post-dinner plans, and she told me she was going back to work. I asked if she wanted to join me for an after-dinner drink at Voodoo (I had a coupon, and it was right around the corner), and she agreed. We did our drinks, chatted with one of the dancers there (I had a free lady drink coupon, too), then said our goodnights.

Lydell wasn’t able to join today’s hike, but I’ll see her later this evening at Snackbar. It’s the owner Paula’s birthday, and they are having a special event in her honor.

So, that’s the story of my first date with Lydell. It seems like she’ll be interested in a follow-up get-together too. Maybe I’ll cook for her next time. We’ll see.

As much as I always lament my lonely life, the reality is I’m not all that eager to let it go. As the Teasdale poem I posted above says, only the lonely are free. Still, it was nice to share a meal for a change, so I’ll just try and keep thinking with my big head and see what happens next.

Wish me luck!

Tue much of nothin’

I reckon Tuesday isn’t that much different from any other day in my so-called life, but I do take a day off from walking and spend that time shopping for groceries. The only blog-worthy news in that regard is that for the first time since the scamdemic began, I was permitted in the supermarket without a mask. Can sanity once again be on the horizon?

I guess the fact that prices continue to inflate is not a surprise, but I’m sporting a sore neck from all that shaking my head in disgust.

If you’re hungry for some fish, this one’s a steal. Otherwise, you have to pay almost $90. to take it home.

But it wasn’t all bad news:

These cheese slices were on “sale” for only $6.20. They were $9.50 last week.

I’d say things are bound to get better soon, but I’m just too pessimistic.

Maybe I can’t overcome my procrastination problem, but I’m going to try anyway. Starting tomorrow.

The day took a turn for the better when my mountain mama friend paid me a visit and gave me one of her special massages. I even managed to avoid a breathing attack at the end–barely. That’s progress.

I do sometimes wonder how much longer I’m destined to spend time among the living. Don’t get me wrong, other than the lung issues, as far as I know, I’m getting along okay for an elderly man. I’m still out there doing the things I enjoy, and I’m in no hurry to slow down. I wouldn’t even call it morbid curiosity; it’s more of a fleeting thought like, “how much longer can I keep this up?” I don’t even dwell on that beyond thinking “as long as I can.” Still, it is an inspiration to take each day as it comes and live it like there’s no tomorrow. Someday there won’t be.

Alright, enough of that depressing kind of talk! This gave me a chuckle:

Is that you, Martin (18 Kilo Ass)?

A commenter asked about food at the Hash. Here’s what I had Monday:

That’s the Vikings Resort Hawaiian pizza. I’d rate it average, but damn, it was the biggest pizza I ever did see. It fed four hungry Hashers.

Just in case you are worried that you’ve wasted precious minutes of your life reading this blog post, let me share this piece of valuable information with you:

Now, wherever you are in the world, you won’t have to go thirsty! You are welcome.

Spent some time up on the roof at BarCelona yesterday evening with my pal Max. Hadn’t seen him for a while, so it was good to catch up. And the view up there is always nice too.

I’m not sure what all that traffic was about.

After BarCelona, we paid a visit to Alaska Club. I had a voucher to use, and Max hadn’t been there before. Hey, any excuse will do, right? Naturally, I invited my dancer friend Joy to join us. She was still tired from Monday’s pool party. I wasn’t able to attend that event because it conflicted with the Hash, but I saw some pictures, and it looked like a good time.

See what I missed?

Max had to go, and my voucher was fully utilized, so I said goodnight to Alaska. Once on the street, I realized that my beer desire was not yet fully satiated, so I popped into Whiskey Girl and visited my friend Jen.

It had been a while since I’d last seen her (Halloween). I need to come back more often, I guess.

Home by a little after 8:00 and in bed by 9:00; seems I’m getting back on my old schedule once again.

It’s feeding night at Hideaway, and after that, who knows? Stop by here tomorrow for a full report.

Too much of nothing
Can make a man ill at ease
One man's temper might rise
While another man's temper might freeze
In the day of confession
We cannot mock a soul
Oh, when there's too much of nothing
No one has control.

Say hello to Valerie
Say hello to Vivian
Give them all my salary
On the waters of oblivion.
It’s a Bob Dylan song, but this is the version I heard first, and I still like it best.

Half-Ass Hash

Half a Hash trail is better than no Hash trail. And sometimes half a trail is better than a whole trail. That was the case for me yesterday. Some of us retreated from the first big climb and took an alternative route. Still had to do an up, but this one was not so steep or long. Our “sane” path came in at 6K of the original 10K slog the Hare, Almoranus, had laid out for us.

Yesterday’s Hash trail. The green is the “sane” group’s shortcut.
Gathering up at the VFW
And we are On-On!
The trail went up, but we turned left.
Off the road and onto a sidewalk
I crossed that bridge when I came to it.
Our climb begins
Up and up we go!
You got this, Pubic Head.
Resting up top
A bay view from on high
A cookie delivery for my mountain friend Oliva and her family.
Hello again, my friend.
Life in the ‘burbs.
The thatch grass was as big a pain in the ass as ever.
Heading back down.
In through the backdoor to Alta Vista
Making our way to Baloy Beach…
…and the On-Home at Vikings Resort
End of the hike refreshments, a fine Hash tradition.
Hanging out, waiting for the circle to commence
A cadre of lovely Harrietts.

It was good to be back on the Hash trail again. That makes one in a row! Next week we are doing an outstation run at Pundaquit in San Antonio. Looking forward to that one.

The way I roll

Here’s how it all went down. Started off with my usual Sunday stroll, with a couple of deviations.

A 7K effort
The back streets of San Isidro at 1.6K
The view from where I stood at 3.2K
An out-of-sequence shot of Easter mountain.
4.8K in the Santa Monica subdivision
Back in Alta Vista at 6.4K
And the view from my street at the end of the hike.

As usual, here’s your chance to Relive the moment:

Back home for some napping, baking, and blogging. Saw this on the internet and found myself nodding in agreement:

Been there, done that. Hurts about the same.

This poem showed up in my Facebook memories, and it still resonates:

Now while my lips are living
   Their words must stay unsaid,
And will my soul remember
   To speak when I am dead?
Yet if my soul remembered
   You would not heed it, dear
For now you must not listen,
   And then you could not hear.
--Sara Teasdale

Anyway, I’m not dwelling on the past so much these days; making the best of what I’ve got is good enough. The cupcakes came out good, had to wait almost 45 minutes for my take-out order at John’s place, but then, I guess you can’t rush quality. Everything was delicious.

Joy lovin’ her some bulgogi.
And the chicken wings. When I saw this pic, I told her I was going to caption it, “Just like a penis, only smaller.” And now I have.

I also learned a new phrase in Tagalog: utang na lang, which loosely translates to “I’ll pay you later.” A Filipino customer said that when he couldn’t pay his bar tab. I guess he’s a regular and pays once a month or so. I tried it out, but I can’t take credit. They just laughed.

When I left Hideaway Bar, I walked all the way across town to Baloy road to visit the Snackbar. My favorite, Lydell, was there to greet me. Had a few with her and the other gals, then called it an early night (8 p.m.); I guess these past couple of days have been too much of a good thing.

My last beer of the weekend.

Woke up early and rested. Even though it is Hash Monday, I decided to take a walk out to Baloy beach and back.

The Blue Rock resort is exactly 1.6K from my house. Who knew?
It’s been a few weeks since I walked this way, and I was really surprised at how what used to be a vibrant community full of ramshackle houses and cheap beach resorts has been completely leveled and cleared. The story is a new hotel is going to be built.
Lovely morning on the beach.
What’s left of the floating bar after being washed ashore during the big storm a couple of weeks ago. I doubt it will be floating again anytime soon, if ever.
The tide this morning was as low as I’ve ever seen it.
The beach view at 3.2K
I was pleasantly surprised to see that McCoy’s, which was completely destroyed by the storm, is well on the way to being rebuilt, bigger and better than ever. Saw my manager friend, and they hope to reopen by the end of the month.
Easter mountain, as seen from Alta Vista at 4.8K

Not a bad little morning beach stroll. You can Relive it here if you like:

I’ll grab a nap, then get ready to Hash. That’s the way I roll.

No money, no honey

After my free-spending ways on Friday night, I noted the depletion of funds would potentially impact my Saturday night plans. So, in the tradition of “killing two birds with one stone,” I altered my standard walk plans and headed for the BPI ATM in Subic-town.

I hadn’t been this way since the big storm, but I came across this reminder of why I lost electricity for two days a couple of weeks ago. When the tree went down, it took the powerlines with it. Why it took so long to repair the damage is a whole other matter.
Since it was a boring highway walk, I reverted to the take a photo after every 1.6 kilometers. This bar is only 1.6K from my front door. I’ve been there zero times. Nothing else around it, and I don’t want to go into a Filipino bar unaccompanied.
3.2K on the road in Calapacuan.
4.8K, and this big girl tried to whisper sweet nothings in my ear.
Show me the money! After a successful withdrawal, I turned around and headed back down (up?) the highway.
6.4K on the road in Calapadayan.
I went out of sequence for this scenic river shot.
8K found me at the market street in Calapcuan.
9.6K chimed right in front of this trike stand. So I took one the rest of the way home. Hey, the ball on my right foot was hurting.

Feel free to Relive the adventure here:

My Saturday night plans included helping Daddy Dave celebrate his 80th birthday at Green Room and Wet Spot bars. I had some time to kill until the event kicked off, so I cooled my heels at It Doesn’t Matter. The waitress who done me wrong there was working and tearfully apologized again. I’ve long ago accepted her apology and bear her no ill will. I’m still not gonna buy her lady drinks again, though.

It’s always good to know.

A couple of beers later and I was ready to go check out the newest place in town: Hops & Brews. Turns out it’s a very nice place; you can read my review here.

Next stop, The Green Room. Dave hadn’t arrived yet, but I entertained myself in the usual way–more beers, some lady drinks for my waitress (Marissa), and a chair massage from one of the GROs. When the birthday boy arrived, he joined us at my table for more drinks and chat.

Dave is by far the most interesting person I’ve met in the Philippines. He’s a long-time resident (well over twenty years) and businessman. The stories he can tell about his life adventures are always amazing. Retired from a career in medicine, he maintains residences in the Netherlands and Manila (and Barretto, of course), and he’s always on the go. Dave’s off to his Ohio hometown this week. I told him last night I’m looking forward to him attending my 80th celebration in thirteen years.

Well, I made it to ten o’clock last night again. That’s twice in a row now!

I can’t remember if I posted this before.
Another beautiful morning in paradise. You can see what the construction has done to my view so far, but it appears this is as high as it is going to go, so I can still see the water. It doesn’t matter, my move to the blue house is still in the works, and I’m really excited about the change of scenery. Just a few more months.

I saw a couple of memes that made me think of regular reader/commenter Kevin Kim. And if you aren’t checking out his blog on a regular basis, you should be.

It’s all Greek to me, but Kevin’s a foodie who speaks French, so he’ll get it, I’m sure.

Kevin is constantly experimenting in the kitchen; his latest adventures have been in the meatless meat realm. This is where I stand on that particular food genre:

Enjoy!

Speaking of food, I’ll be doing my regular Sunday feeding at Hideaway Bar tonight. I’ve baked up some chocolate cupcakes, and I’ll be going by John’s place to pick up some bulgogi and Korean-style chicken wings for the girls. I also promised the Snackbar crew I’d pay them a visit tonight.

Looks like my plate is full once again. I was tired yesterday, and I’m tired today. Guess that makes me retired. (sorry)

More to come; stick around.

Long one

A fun-filled day here in my little town. I pushed my tired old body to the limit and lived to tell about it. So, let’s get to it.

A small turnout for the Friday walking group, but we motivated ourselves for a longish (by my standards) 10K valley walk out past Naugsol. Mostly flat but wet in places forcing us to do walk-around detours.

The three amigos
On our way
Get our feet wet or detour? We opted to turn around.
One of my regular cookie stops.
A couple of places along the way were overgrown.
River dwellers
River walkers
River crossers
I hate bridges like this. They sway just enough to make you feel off-balance, and knowing one false step can lead to disaster is gut-wrenching. At least for me with my fear of heights.
But we all made it across without incident.
More gleeful cookie recipients.
Bridge #2 is much more to my liking.
The path we walked. I finished at Sit-n-Bull and rewarded my efforts with a pulled pork sandwich.

You can Relive the hike here if that suits your interest.

An after-hike nap, shower, and blog post, then it was time to head out for my Friday night.

When I left the house, I was surprised to see a rainbow over the neighborhood. I wasn’t aware it had even rained.

Not particularly bright, but still lovely.
I didn’t have time to check for the gold pot, though.

The SOB competition starts at 6 p.m., and doors normally open at 5:00. This week’s event was at the Green Room, a bar that opens at 4:00. So I knew that an early arrival was going to be necessary in order to ensure getting a front row seat. I left the house a little before four but had to make a detour to see Joy at Hideaway, who needed some financial assistance. I had a quick beer there, then made my way back down the highway to the Green Room.

It was good that I made the decision to arrive early. I got my coveted table up front, but folks who came at 5:00 or later were relegated to less desirable seating. In fact, for the first time since the scamdemic, people were turned away at the door as the bar had reached maximum capacity.

Here’s what SOB host and bar owner (and occasionally one of my readers) Dave posted about the event:

A bit of background. Sons of Bacchus (SOB) is in it’s 20th year. We started in 2002 in Angeles City and migrated to Barrio Barretto, Olongapo, Philippines. Originally Dionysus was the Greek god of fertility. Later, he came to be known chiefly as the god of wine and pleasure. Bacchus is his Italian name.

Each week we rotate between 7 of the best bars in town. The 2 hour event features: All you can drink, two rounds of free food from Sit n Bull, a dance contest between the bars.

Here are a few pictures from last night’s event (also courtesy of the host):

The Green Room
Queen Victoria
Alaska Club (the girl on the far right is Joy, a real sweetie who sat with me for some drinks before and after the competition)
Wet Spot
Voodoo was last night’s champion

Now, arriving early comes at a cost. Until 6:00, you pay for your own beers. Not to mention the lady drinks you provide also come out of your pocket all night long. I had two thirsty gals at my table, but no big deal; that’s why I always bring a little extra cash on Friday night. The real cost for me is imbibing more than usual and getting close to crossing the line between feeling good and being drunk. The Aftermath event was next door at Wet Spot, so I also attended that. My bedtime expanded somewhat in Cambodia, and that seems to have carried over with my return. It was after 11:00 when I hit the sheets last night.

I don’t usually drink shots, but a certain bar owner provided this one last night. It would have been rude to decline, right? It was tasty and my last drink of the night, so no harm, no foul. Thanks again, Dave!

And I woke up to another beautiful morning.

A long day, a long hike, and a long night at the bar. Might as well enjoy it all while you can. We’ll see what happens next.

Oh, I almost forgot. I came across this old song from when the Navy was here. Wanted to share it with y’all:

Ballad Of Subic Bay

I joined the Navy for sixteen years,
sailing the seas that brought me here.
For sixteen years I'm running loose,
for sixteen years, I'm a Seaman deuce. 

Horny sailors, all are we
for we must sail the seven seas.
One thousand miles we steamed today
to see our girls in Subic Bay. 

Silver dollar on my girl's breast, 
she's gone short time with Americas best.
One hundred men she laid today,
but only three in a normal way. 

Take me back to my old joint,
my ship is anchored in Cubi Point.
And that girl I use to lay,
she's now the mayor of Subic Bay. 

Silver dollar on my girl's breast,
an overnight, she does her best.
Of all the men that she's been with,
I'm the only one who caught that syph. 

I joined the Navy; I don't like it.
Sailing the seas that brought me here.
And every time I sail away,
I long again for Subic Bay. 

I long again for Subic Bay

Giddy? Yup!

Back in the saddle again, ridin’ out the days like there’ll be no tomorrow. It was boots on the ground for my regular Thursday hike, but it felt almost new again after my vacation.

Country roads…
Wide open spaces
A new bridge over the Matain river. I’ll dub it Bridge #3 and 1/2. Ain’t gonna try walking across it, though.
Did you miss me, Easter mountain?
You can see a lot on a short 7k stroll.

You can Relive the trail here if you so desire:

https://www.relive.cc/view/v1vjk9LEDYO

I started out my evening activities at the Snackbar, where I handed out the last of my pasalubong.

The girls seemed appreciative. Lydell put on her new shirt and looked so damn cute I just had to give her a kiss.
Joy likes her shirt too, and sent me this photo.

I had an especially good time at Snackbar; lots of beers and lady drinks for the girls. We also played Uno, a game I hadn’t played for decades. Something a little different and a fun way to interact with the girls.

It was the last night for a “buy one, get one” coupon at Hot Zone, so I made that my next stop. The owner there, Jay, is a former Marine, and I’d forgotten that yesterday was the birthday of the USMC. The joint was packed with Marine buddies, and I felt almost like one of those “stolen valor” guys just being there. Had my two beers, said congrats and headed out. I visited Green Room next, then finished my night at Wet Spot. I had another nice chat with Daddy Dave, including discussing ideas for reestablishing a floating bar at Baloy. Stay tuned for further developments in that regard.

It turns out that Barretto is the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow! (I stole this photo from Dave’s FB page)

My sleep patterns are still a little disrupted, but it’s not like sleeping in until 6 a.m. has any real impact on my lifestyle. It was another beautiful morning here in paradise.

The Subic Bay, as seen from my dog walk.
I’ll never get tired of the views from here in Alta Vista.

Facebook memories reminded me of those long ago days when my life had purpose and meaning.

There comes a time when it’s time to let go. I earned a nice pension that funds my missionary work on the streets (cookies) and bars (lady drinks). A thankless job, but someone has to do it.

Coincidentally, it is also one of my former employee’s birthday today.

I was lucky to be blessed with such a dedicated and hardworking team. The birthday girl, Ms. Hwang, is standing next to me in this photo that Facebook provided.

And I would be remiss if I didn’t send a shout-out to all the military veterans who have served their country in war and peace. Thank you for the sacrifices inherent in defending freedom. Our nation owes you all a debt of gratitude.

Honor to you on this Veteran’s Day!

That’s all for now. SOB tonight at The Green Room. Those beers ain’t gonna drink themselves. And maybe I’ll find my Elvira there. Giddy up!

Eyes that look like heaven, lips like cherry wine
That girl can sure enough make my little light shine
I get a funny feelin' up and down my spine
'Cause I know that my Elvira's mine
So I’m singin'

Elvira, Elvira, my heart's on fire, for Elvira
Giddy Up, Oom Poppa Oom Poppa Mow Mow
Giddy Up, Oom Poppa Oom Poppa Mow Mow
High-o Silver, away.

I’m back on the chain gang

By that, I mean I’m once again engaging in my old routines and filling in the hours, however comfortably and well. My brief escape to Cambodia was nice, but doing the things I’m accustomed to once more is also quite captivating. Alright, I reckon I’ve stretched that play on words as far as it will go, so let’s get down to the arresting developments. (sorry!)

An enjoyable hike with the Wednesday Walkers up to the Kalaklan ridge, back down through the hillside cemetery, and onto the beach. *Having taken a week off from my hiking routines, I found the trail to be more challenging than usual. There’s never an easy climb to the ridgeline, but at least this one wasn’t crazy steep. I’ve got some pictures of the trek for you later in this post.

Last night saw me getting back into my bar-hopping endeavors, including feeding the girls at Hideaway. Pizza, brownies, and pasalubong were the evening treats.

Poor Joy looks like she hasn’t been fed for a week. Sorry about that!

After taking care of business at Hideaway, I moseyed up the road and paid a visit to Cheap Charlies. Nothing had changed, and so it was business as usual–beers for me and lady drinks for my two favorites. Well, one thing was different–the married girl who is scamming the American with professions of love has now quit work and is living on the support money provided by her “rich poriner” boyfriend. Oh well, it’s long been said that a fool and his money are soon parted. And Filipinas are especially good at the extraction. Lord knows I’ve been the fool on more than one occasion. Truth be told, I gave this scammer some financial assistance during the scamdemic and had some feelings for her that I did not pursue because she was married. Adultery is actually a crime in this country which I hope her new boyfriend doesn’t learn the hard way. Anyway, it’s not my business. I’m just glad I don’t have to see her lying face when I visit the bar.

I finished my night out at Wet Spot, where I shared a table and drinks with the owner, Daddy Dave. He celebrated his 80th birthday this week, and there are some special events scheduled for this weekend. I especially enjoyed his stories about visiting Phnom Penh twenty years ago. A couple of the bars he mentioned were ones I visited last week, including Sharkey’s. Of course, things change, and none of the bars were quite as raunchy now as the way he described them back in the day. I’ll definitely invite him to join me for the next trip.

Alrighty then, are you ready for a photographic hiking adventure? Let’s go!

One up, one down, dead people, and a stroll on the beach were the order of the day.
This week’s iteration of the Wednesday Walkers. That cutie snuggled up next to me is one of the Snackbar girls. Yes, I would if I could.
And we are off!
Climbing up through the woods.
It got a little rocky in places.
A rest stop about halfway up.
There’s a lot 4 sale? Where? Who?
Ain’t she sweet? Oh, that’s the new trekking pole I gifted Lydell.
Beyond a shadow of a doubt…
A view of Olongapo City from the ridgeline.
And the bay on the Barretto side of the ridge.
Hello again, maganda.
Time to make our way back down.
This portion of the trail was overgrown, making avoiding the holes and dropoffs much more difficult.
I see dead people. It was actually a little disconcerting reading the gravestones. About half of the folks buried here died younger than I currently am.
The view from up here was to die for.
When you die, your remains are encased in a concrete tomb. That’s why it’s called a cement-ary.
Jesus, please forgive me for those awful puns.
What a life this man had. He fought for the American colonizers in the first World War, saw his country invaded and enslaved by the Japanese in World War II, and then lived on to be 87 years old. Thank you for your service and sacrifice. Well done, sir.
Steppin’ on down to the beach.
On the beach
I’ve not seen a sea urchin quite like this one before.
If you sea a wall, walk on it.
Rockin’ it!
Boats on the bay.
My first opportunity for a cookie delivery came near the end of our hike.
A post-hike lunch at Johansson’s.

Life is good. Let’s see how long I can make it last.

Love this song!

*Corrected a dangling modifier; thanks for the head’s up, Kevin.

Not quite paradise

Went to sleep in Paradise and woke up this morning in Paradise, but things just aren’t quite right here anyway. Still no power at the house, which is making my final preparations for the trip a lot more complicated. My e-visa for entry to Cambodia arrived by email, but I can’t print it out. Same with my onward ticket for my expected return to this lovely land. Hopefully, I’ll have power restored at some point today.

It’s Hash Monday, and it is still windy and rainy outside. I’m going to show up, but I don’t think I’m going to tempt fate by leaving the pavement today. This will be my 156th consecutive run with the SBH3, and that streak ends after this week. I hope I never have anything approaching that number again–I need to get back to my original retirement plan of traveling every three months or so. Although preparing for this trip has been such a pain in the ass that I may have to rethink whether the joy of getting away is worth it. I’m sure it will get easier when it becomes more routine.

Speaking of Cambodia, there’s a website I’ve been following for several years called Stickman Bangkok. As the name implies, it focuses on expat life in Bangkok specifically and Thailand in general. And yes, most of that focus is on the bar scene. So, it was somewhat surprising to see this entry regarding Phnom Penh today:

Across the border in Cambodia, Phnom Penh has always been known as an edgy place and for some, that’s part of the attraction. At the same time it always felt like if you were street-smart and didn’t do anything stupid then you should be ok. Word is that things have changed a bit – there is more street crime including pickpockets, and even muggings. A Bangkok bar manager who recently spent time in Cambodia was surprised when hotel staff suggested he take a tuk-tuk after dark and urged him not to walk alone at night. They also said he should carry no more cash than he needs for that night and leave valuables in his hotel room. (The first thing I thought when I heard that is that they’re setting you up to rip you off themselves!) They also said that if you must take your mobile phone, keep a close eye on it and don’t put it down on a bar table or counter top, lest it be snatched. And if you’re using your mobile phone, be aware of your surroundings. Some folks have had their fancy phone snatched while they were using it, the junkie who snatched it dashing away like Usain Bolt, never to be seen again. He was also told to consider avoiding the night market, dark streets and especially to keep an eye out for junkies. It doesn’t end there. Apparently there is a scam in the $5 massage shops where punters claim their money is switched to fake dollar notes while they’re in the middle of a massage. This is a problem in the cheaper places and not in the bigger, better, more upmarket massage outlets / spas. It should be noted that Cambodia has stopped dealing in $1, $2, $5 bills so you get lumbered with the local currency, Riel, in change. To be clear, these smaller denominations are all still accepted if you have them, but don’t expect to receive them back in change. Word is that Phnom Penh was actually safer in the early, so-called dodgy days. It’s not just visitors but locals who are victims. That’s when you know it’s bad. If you visit Phnom Penh at this time, keep a very close eye on your valuables.

That’s not exactly inspiring news. Still, it’s a good reminder to maintain situational awareness wherever you are. On my previous trip to PP a few years ago, a masseuse I brought back to my room stole $100 from my pocket while I was taking a shower (that she suggested). Life’s lessons can be harsh at times, but that’s the price of an education.

So, my last night on the town in Barretto for a while went down like this:

I baked brownies (luckily, I have a gas stove) and bought some takeout food from the Jewel restaurant (lasagna, chicken wings, chicken fingers) for the Hideaway girls.

Joy getting her bite on.
The Hideaway girls were in costume. This is Joy being a witch.

After Hideaway, I paid a visit to the lobby of the Paradise hotel, located between Wet Spot and Sit-n-Bull. It’s a small place, with, I think, eight rooms upstairs above the bar. I had stayed there briefly once or twice before. I had a 50% discount coupon for a room there, and given the uncertainty of the power being restored, I decided to hedge my bets by having a room to retreat to if necessary. The problem was there was no one behind the counter and no one to ask about a booking. Wet Spot wasn’t open yet, so I went to The Green Room. My waitress didn’t know anything about it but went to see what she could find out. A few minutes later, she came back with a room key. Talk about service!

Once Wet Spot opened, I went to pay the cashier there for the room. With my discount, it came to a whopping 650 pesos ($12). So, with my insurance secured, I headed down the highway to Snackbar to help Anne celebrate her birthday.

When I arrived at Snackbar, it was lit by candlelight (it’s on the same power grid as my house), but right as I sat down, the lights came on. Naturally, I took credit for the restoration of power. I checked with my domestic helper to confirm my house was also lit, and she said the lights had come back on, and then she heard a transformer explode, and things went dark again. Just my luck.

Anne and her cake from me.
Part of the party crowd. Snackbar was packed again last night.
Jenn is on the left, and Lydell is on the right. I sensed some tension between these two (I was buying them both drinks). Could be I’ll have to pick one or the other to share my affections.

When it was time to depart, I took a trike home and had him wait while I gathered up my laptop, phone charger, and a change of clothes. Then he triked me back to the Paradise hotel. I set about plugging everything in to recharge and discovered that my laptop has a three-pronged plug, and I had neglected to bring the adapter. Then I noticed the airconditioner had a three-prong recepticle. And now I know the internet is more important to me than cool air. It was also a good reminder to pack my universal plug adapters–I don’t recall what the outlets take in Cambodia.

With my electronics being restored to life, I decided to venture downstairs for some more beers entertainment. I wanted to reward the waitress at The Green Room for helping to secure my room, so that’s what I did with lady drinks and a pizza for her and her co-workers to enjoy.

If a Filipina is doing the ordering, it is almost always going to be a pineapple-laden Hawaiian pizza. It was good, though.

Then it was back upstairs to sleep it all off and hope for a better day to come. Alas, it was still blowing rain this morning.

Looking up the highway from my balcony…
And looking down the road. At least my breakfast venue was right next door.
It had been quite some time since I enjoyed some French toast with a sausage side.

After my meal, I packed up my belongings and got a trike home, only to discover the power was (and still is) out. Not a damn thing I can do about it, though.

Everything I’d hoped to get done today will have to wait. I’m sure I’ll be in no condition for anything but sleep after the Hash, even if the power has been restored. My flight tomorrow is at 10 p.m., and my driver will pick me up for Manila at 3:00. It’s All Saints Day, and I’m sure Manila traffic will be worse than normal, but I should have plenty of time to jump through whatever hoops lay ahead. Wish me luck!

Blowing it

Another tropical storm passed through last night and is still active today. Which has made me inactive. Too wet and wild for walking, and the power went out a few hours ago. So, I’ve been lazing on the couch with the sliding glass doors wide open, watching the trees dance in the wind and letting Mother Nature blow me.

It looked like this.

Last night saw me filling in the hours in the usual way. I started out at IDM and had a nice visit with my pal Chris over a couple of beers. The waitress crew has apparently figured out that I’m not inclined to buy lady drinks there anymore–good service but not friendly or chatty these days. That’s okay; you get what you pay for.

My next stop was Cheap Charlies, and I had my usual gals there happy to keep me company in exchange for lady drinks. I was hungry, so I bought some food (chicken fingers, lumpia, and pancit) in a large enough quantity to share with most of the girls. I didn’t stay long there, though, because I had promised my Whiskey Girl girl that I would attend their Halloween party last night.

That’s “my girl” Jen.
The costumed staff on stage.
I deemed this the creepiest costume–it struck me that she wasn’t trying to hide her true nature.
Who knew they had nuns in hell?
The mamasan is still hot for an older gal. I bet she fucks like a bunny! *ahem*
I hope you feel better soon.
This one was my waitress.

Anyway, as you can see, Halloween is a big deal in these parts, and the girls really seem to get into the whole costume thing. Nice seeing them have some fun at work.

When I left Whiskey Girl, I was planning on heading home, but there were no trikes waiting in the usual locations. So, I walked to the trike stand at the 7/11, and seeing as how I was right there at Snackbar; I popped in for a nightcap. It was as busy as I’ve ever seen them, and it got even busier during my visit. So busy, in fact, that I started feeling claustrophobic inside, so I retreated to one of the few remaining open seats at an outdoor table.

See what I mean?

Once I sat down, Jenn (what is with all the Jens and Joys in my bar life?) pulled up a chair to join me.

She didn’t want her picture taken at first…
…but then she took one of us together.

My other favorite, Lydell, I had left inside when I was fleeing the crowd.

I didn’t notice until I looked at my photos this morning that she had come outside, maybe looking for me. Based on her expression, it could be she wasn’t happy to see me drinking with Jenn.

Actually, I enjoy them both, and since I’m buying the drinks, I don’t have to choose. Which is good because I’m not sure who I’d pick. I appreciate that Lydell comes hiking with us, though. And I’d really love to see more of Jenn, if you get my meaning. Oh well, that’s part of the fantasy life in my retirement town. None of it is real.

Speaking of crowds, I’m sure my readers have heard about the tragedy last night in my old hometown of Itaewon in Seoul. Halloween weekend has always been huge there, and frankly, I’ve walked the street where the stampede took place on a Halloween long ago and swore I’d neve do so again. Last night was the first post-scamdemic gathering, and I understand the crowds were even larger than normal. ROK Drop has a post with several chilling videos of the nightmare if you can stomach them.

I checked on my nephew Justin and several of my friends who still live in the area, and thankfully, they are all okay. Justin said he was in Itaewon but stayed safely inside of my old hangout, Shenanigans, all night. That’s how I used to roll too.

My last Halloween in Itaewon was in 2016 with my then-sweetheart, Eun Oke, at Shenanigans.

Shit, my laptop battery is about to go! Gotta run. Hopefully, the the power is restored here soon!

A powerless walk

Yesterday we experienced a scheduled power outage, what the locals call a brownout. The lights went out at 0800 and weren’t due to be restored until 4:00 p.m. (they actually didn’t come back on until almost 4:30). The brownout covered parts of Barretto and all of Subic, so both Scott and I suffered from the impact. We decided to meet up and enjoy some sweaty exercise rather than spend the time in sweaty misery. Since it was just the two of us, we figured we could head out and see some rarely-seen sights. We considered San Antonio but ultimately hopped on a bus for San Marcelino. The last time we’d been out this way was in 2020. We usually do a 6 to 8K hike, but circumstances resulted in a longish 10K jaunt. Mostly flat and a little hot but enjoyable enough to be worth the effort.

A point of reference for where in the hell we were going. Also, note the location of Mt. Pinatubo.
The path we walked.
On the bus, about a 40-minute ride.
The bus we took was one small step up from a Jeepney. Going back, we had an aircon Victory Liner, much nicer ride.
We exited the bus at the San Marcelino town market.
Most towns have a marketplace like this, but I rarely have the opportunity to walk through one.
Some of these fish were still flopping around.
Heading out of town.
We encountered one of the friendly locals. Wanted to chat and take a photo with us.
Some pleasant scenery along the way.
We also passed by several local resorts like this one.
The lonely road we followed for almost 5K.
We finally achieved our objective–the dike along the lahar-filled San Marcelino river.
There is a town on the other side of the river named Santa Fe. During much of the year, you have to wade across the river to get there.
Definitely, some different landscape than I’m used to seeing back home.
The dust from passing vehicles was a little annoying, though.
All these years after the eruption of Mt. Pinatubo, they are still harvesting lahar from the river bed.
There’s a zoom shot of the volcano that last erupted in 1991.
A small village on the other side of the dike.
Off the dike and into the flatlands.
We took a wrong turn that led us to a dead end. Oh well, that’s part of exploring.
And it gave us the chance to interact with some of the local folks and observe how they live.
Back on track and walking through an agricultural university campus. Who knew so many hot coeds wanted to be farmers someday?
Way out in the countryside.
Scott in the middle of a cashew tree grove.
Life goes on. Indeed it does!
Down, beast!
The final steps of our journey.
We lunched at the SnV resto-bar.
I ordered the deluxe burger without realizing it came with an egg on top. Didn’t taste anything like the ‘eggaburgers’ I enjoyed in Korea, but still good for a hungry hiker.
We took a trike back to the highway and waited here for a bus. Wasn’t long before we were on our way back to Barretto.

What could have been a shitty day turned out to be a good one. I’ve already posted about the bar crawl, so give it a read if you missed it.

This bar crawl was a real SOB

A promise made, a promise kept. I finally got around to documenting a Barretto bar crawl, the first of what I anticipate will be several “themed” adventures in exploring the various drinking establishments here in my little town. My motivation for last night’s adventure was this tiny scrap piece of paper:

My mission: Use this coupon to the max prior to its expiration (which was midnight). There are seven SOB bars. My plan was to do two beers (for the price of one) in each bar, then move on to the next until I had hit them all. That makes for fourteen beers, all told. Would I still be standing? Only one way to find out.

Because of a day-long power outage, I was getting a later start than normal. I usually leave the house around four, but it was nearly six o’clock before I headed out last night.

The view as I began my walk into town. It was completely dark by the time I reached the highway.
I still need to work on my map-making skills. For the purposes of this bar crawl, I hope my crude numbering of the bars will suffice.

I began my “crawl” at the junction of the National Highway and Baloy Beach road. I turned on my Map My Walk app, thinking that would show the distances between bars (they are all located on the highway). Unfortunately, that map came out looking like this:

I guess I needed to pause the tracker when I was sitting in the bar drinking. I’m not sure why it freaked out so much inside the bars; maybe the dancers made it go crazy. The time is accurate, though; it took me right at three and a half hours to complete my mission.

Anyway, the entire distance between all the bars was only around 1K. Every bar except one were on the same side of the highway, so I didn’t have to play frogger too much. I did the first three bars in the order I passed them on the street. Then I went to the most distant remaining venue and worked my way back to others. Enough about logistics; let’s get crawling!

Bar #1: Queen Victoria
The friendliest gal in the place!

They do have bargirls here, but they are not aggressive. I usually just sit at the bar and never even get approached. That’s fine with me. My favorite, TinTin, hasn’t been around my last few visits. The male bartender is friendly and provides prompt service, so no complaints there.

It’s a good venue for darts, although I no longer play.
They also have a pool table if that’s your thing.

Queen Vic’s claim to fame is that they feature live bands several nights a week. That’s not an attraction for me personally, but they have a nice setup for those who do:

I can hear just fine from my seat at the bar; thank you very much.

I understand that on weekends after the bands are done, they do a disco routine that lasts until four in the morning. Heh, I’m not into the disco scene, and I’m NEVER awake during those hours, but it’s the only disco in town, and I reckon it’s a good venue for meeting freelancers (the bargirls from around town that come get discounted drinks).

Bar #2: Whiskey Girl

Whiskey Girl is located almost directly across the highway from Queen Vic. Be careful when crossing!

This bar has a pool table as well.
And a stage with dancers, some of them were actually quite cute.
The view from my seat.
And the view of my favorite waitress.

I always enjoy the music here, especially now that I sit further away from the stage. I was the only customer during my brief visit, but it was still relatively early.

Back across the highway, and maybe a one-block walk, is the Alaska Club.

Bar #3: Alaska Club

Alaska is one of my sentimental favorites, it being the first bar I visited in the Philippines back in its Angeles City iteration.

Owner Jerry always welcomes his guests with a hearty greeting. I was also the only customer here last night.
Alaska is one of town’s most active pool venues, offering tournaments and league play several days a week.
And dancers for those who prefer that kind of entertainment.
Joy is my favorite Alaska dancer.
Always fun to chat with. Looks like we are both having a great time, doesn’t it?

Next, I walked up the highway about half a kilometer to visit Voodoo.

Bar #4: Voodoo

I rarely patronize this bar except when it hosts the SOB. It’s a small venue and only offers dancers and bar girls for entertainment. They have a pretty decent lineup of girls, but photography is not allowed, so you’ll need to check them out on your own.

Well, this gal posed with me, so there you go.
And, of course, my “regular” gal latched on to me as soon as I was through the door. She might be one of the oldest working girls in town, but she is actually very nice to sit with.

Walking back up the highway towards Baloy, maybe a hundred yards from Voodoo is the Hot Zone.

Bar #5: Hot Zone

Once again, I was the only customer. They had eight attractive dancers on stage, and I couldn’t help but think about what a hard job it must be to be an entertainer with no one to entertain.

As you can tell, I turned off my flash so I could discreetly snap some picks The girls in the bars tend to be shy about being photographed.

I felt sorry for the dancers and wanted to recognize their contribution to making the world a more beautiful place, so I handed out 50 peso notes to everyone on stage. There is a certain amount of pressure when you are the only best customer in the place.

The waitress brought me these which I took as a sign that they thought I must be nuts.

Yeah, those beers were beginning to kick in, but I was only half a block away from my next bar.

Bar #6: The Green Room

To my surprise, the place was packed. I was thinking it was just a slow night in town, but I guess folks were just in a Green Room frame of mind. One of the waitresses asked me “what are you doing here? It’s already nine o’clock.” Yes, my habits are well known to some in this little town.

I got a seat by the pool table and enjoyed watching the action.
The Green Room is one of two SOB bars that do not have dancers on stage (the other is Queen Victoria). They do employ numerous GROs (guest relations officers) and waitresses.

The also have a couple of gals that do back and shoulder massages. One of them I used before wanted to give one to me, and I said sure. But when I tried to take her picture she declined. That pissed me off a little, so I said, no picture, no massage. Yeah, I can be a bit of dick when I’ve had too much to drink.

I rather fancy this waitress, but I don’t interest her at all. Oh, well.

Time to move on, and my next and last stop was right next door. Didn’t even have to leave the building.

Bar #7: Wet Spot

It was also quite full of customers.

No one on the pool table, though.
Manager Brett keeping an eye on things.
I think I caught the dancers between sets or maybe they were with customers.

I drank my two beers here and congratulated myself on the successful conclusion of my bar crawl. It was actually kind of nice to be drinking with a purpose. Fourteen beers is pushing my limit, but I wasn’t stupid drunk or anything like that. A later start and a later finish, but probably not a significant amount of increased consumption.

And there you have the first in what will likely be a series of future themed accounts of my visits to the bars of Barretto. Hope you enjoyed it.

Go for it

Grab it while you can! Love it or lose it! Take it to the limit! (I’m talking about life here, although, given my history, I can’t blame you if you assumed I meant something else.)

The life I enjoyed to the fullest yesterday included a great morning hike with the Wednesday Walkers and my usual quality time with my best friend, San Mig Zero, in the evening. Lots of photos from the trail at the end of this post.

Started my beer drinking at Hideaway and shared a pizza and some blueberry muffins with the gals. A customer had a muffin, too, and liked it so much that he bought me a beer. I’d call that a win!

My timing was off, so I missed the requisite shot of Joy sinking her teeth into her muffin. Hmm, that has kind of an untended lewd connotation, doesn’t it?

Manager Griff bought me a beer as well, so my night was off to a sodden start. After I departed Hideway, I popped into The Green Room, but it was packed with a pool tournament. Luckily, there were plenty of seats next door at Wet Spot, so I settled in there for a while.

Lydell from Snackbar sent me a message requesting my presence there, so I made my way up the highway for a visit before calling it a night. Some fucker passing on the righthand shoulder where I was walking almost clipped me. The most dangerous part of my day is walking that pavement, and I fear someday it may kill my dream of dying while making love to a beautiful Filipina.

As usual, I wound up buying drinks for several of the Snackbar girls in addition to Lydell. I guess that’s the price you pay when you are a barroom hero! I’m not complaining; just saying. My belly full of beer and my wallet running on empty, I called it a night.

Now for the hike. It was a beautiful day, and we had a record turnout of fifteen fellow travelers. We hiked some paths we hadn’t done for quite a while, so that added to the sense of adventure. And we finished with lunch at a barbeque place that’s a bit off the beaten track, so it was the first time I’d actually sat down for a meal there. I wasn’t disappointed!

Our route was 6K or so with a couple of short climbs.
The ladies gathering at our 7/11 meet-up location.
And we’re off!
Regrouping in Alta Vista. Left or right? Ok, left it is.
A lovely day in the neighborhood.
You can see all the way to Easter mountain from here.
A crappy shot of my future home…
Where the pavement ends, the fun begins!
Through the thick of it.
Walking the plank.
Crossing the bridge.
Hello, San Isidro.
Walking up through the shanties.
Making our way up the first hill of the day.
Up top, the grass was higher than we were.
A valley view
And on the other side, a bay view.
And still, we marched on.
Our path took us up past my mountain friend MJ’s place.
I didn’t think she was home, but we took a rest in her nipa hut area.
And enjoyed the view from her front yard.
I was surprised and a little embarrassed for making myself at home without her permission when she came outside to greet us.
Moving on again.
The view from this side of the mountain.
We took a break at Olivia’s, my other mountain friend’s place.
Lydell sure is a cutie.
Heading back down to Barretto.
Between the fences.
Washing off the trail dust at the local well.
A bunch of hungry hikers!
We arrived right when they opened.
I think we might have overwhelmed the solitary waitress.
What’s on the menu?
Since I was feeding myself and three Snackbar gals, I ordered one of the platters. It was all good, and we even had some leftovers.

And so ended another hike.

Today was full of surprises, and I’ll share those with you tomorrow (that’s what we call foreshadowing). In fact, I envision TWO posts are going to be required. See you here again soon!

Preparation H

H is for hassle, headache, and/or hard. When I was a frequent traveler, I took some pride in being pretty savvy at getting the details right. This three-year hiatus and my deteriorating brain capacity have made preparing for next week’s trip more than a little challenging.

I guess because I had originally planned to go mid-month, the fact that I’m leaving in six days didn’t really hit home until yesterday morning as I was preparing for the weekly trip to the grocery store. I knew I had to go to immigration for my exit clearance but thought there was plenty of time for that until I glanced at the calendar and had an “oh shit!” moment. I needed to do immigration now, not later. So, I double checked the requirements for the clearance. Fired up the little used printer and got a copy of my flight itinerary. Had my driver stop at a local shop and had three 2×2 photos made. Filled out a long-ass form at the immigration office and then waited to be fingerprinted. Took about twice as long as the visa process. I have to go back on Friday to pick up my certificate of freedom.

Immigration accepted this photo even though it makes me look old and grumpy.

Anyway, it was lucky I hadn’t delayed submitting my paperwork. There was a sign posted at immigration saying the office would be closed on October 31 and November 1. Yeah, All Saints Day is a big thing in this Catholic country. Had I missed my 72-hour window for processing, I’d have been screwed.

Still on my “to-do” list is applying for an online visa for Cambodia. At least if I fuck that up, I can wait in the visa-on-arrival line. I also need to purchase an onward ticket for when I return to the PI. Then there will be the e-arrival form and COVID test to complete while I’m in Cambodia. Show me a hoop, and I’ll jump right through!

It looks like things are going to get easier in the near future. I read today that President BongBong is lifting the indoor mask mandate (which only applied to certain places, like the f’n grocery store), and it appears the vaccination mandate for tourists’ entry is ending too. A little late for me, but about damn time.

Speaking of normal, the begging entreaties continue at a fever pitch. My mountain mama friend needed money for her electric bill (at least she was willing to massage for the money, but I wasn’t in the mood, so I gave her an “advance”). The downstairs part-time helper needed money for her boyfriend’s transportation to work. And then Joy chimed in wanting money for a medical test for her mother and a birthday cake for her sister. Frankly, that was the last straw and I went off on her. She was very apologetic and promised never to ask again. I eventually let go of my anger (but not the cash) and decided to forgive and forget.

Here’s the thing, I don’t mind being generous up to a point. I mean, I’m living on a pension but I have a charity budget. But I don’t like to feel I’m being taken advantage of either. I gave Joy money to buy a used refrigerator a few days ago and didn’t think twice about it. That fifty bucks meant little too me but made a daily difference in her life. But Joy is my “friend” only and I’m not expanding my charitble activities to take care of her mother and sister. They are not my responsibility and I resent even being asked. Hopefully, I’ve made that clear now. Rant over.

Started my evening yesterday with a haircut and since Blue Butterfly was practically next door I dropped in there afterwards. There were four or five girls seated in the outside area and I treated them all to dinner; and drinks for the one who was sitting beside me rubbing my thigh. Then I finished my night at Snackbar. I always have mixed emotions when I ‘m there and also have a hard time focusing on just one gal–so many nice ones to choose from. In other words, I wind up buying multiple lady drinks for multiple girls. I guess it’s a good deal for them. And I suppose that’s a form of charity, too. Right?

That’s the latest from here. Back tomorrow with a report on the Wednesday Walkers hike and my exploits on the town tonight.

Watch your Nuggets

A pretty darn good Hash trail yesterday. At least the parts I did. Difficult enough to get the heart racing but not so hard that it stopped being fun. Of course, avoiding the first and biggest climb of the day helped in that regard. Credit where it is due, though, to the Hare, Leech My Nuggets, who actually found some new paths for us to tread, and he did his usual fine job of marking a trail that was easy to follow.

Leech’s trail in purple, and the “sane” group’s shortcuts in orange.
And we are off, heading up Rizal Extension instead of the mountain.
Wild Filipinas
Into the woodlands
A covered bridge is a rare sight in these parts.
Lending ISD a hand on steep down
Made it!
The trail had its ups and downs.
Time to climb again
Pubic Head getting his ass kicked.
Almost to the top
The view from up here
The view of down there. Now, I didn’t take that photo, and she’s the one who posted it on Facebook. I’m just sharing with my readers so they can see what I saw.
There was a time in my life when I’d get high on grass. These days, it’s the grass that’s high.
This is not to say we don’t find ways to still get high
On-Home at Johansson’s
Circle up!

After the Hash, I continued my drinking spree at Alaska Club, bought some lady drinks, then triked home for a smoothie and some sleep.

And now today is the tomorrow I worried about yesterday. I guess that’s the carousel of time thing Joni Mitchell sang about.

And here is today’s installment from the SOB dance competition–The Whiskey Girls.

A friend in need

Yesterday I received a Facebook message from my friend Dave, who has been back in the USA for several months. I don’t think I’ve we’ve communicated directly since his departure, but I do know he is scheduled to return here in November. So, it was a little surprising to get his message asking me to send his girlfriend (who I also know) $200 and that he would repay me next month. Knowing Dave, I wasn’t worried about him paying me back, and I assumed it must be some emergency, or he wouldn’t have reached out to me. So, I wrote back asking for Jo’s full name as it appears on her ID so I could wire the money via Xoom (the money transfer service I use). Dave sent the name, and I completed the transfer without further delay.

I promptly sent Dave the receipt.

I told Dave the money was available for pick up at any of the usual money exchange locations; all Jo needed was her ID and the claim number. I was a little taken aback when, instead of thanking me, Dave asked if I would send it to Jo’s PayMaya account (it’s one of those e-money things) instead. I told Dave I had no idea how to do that, and he explained I could do it directly to her account through Xoom. Again, I wasn’t sure what this emergency was all about, but maybe Jo wasn’t physically capable of picking up the cash in person. So, being the good friend I am, I logged back into Xoom, canceled the original transfer, and resent the money to the PayMaya account. I advised Dave the money was sent in the manner requested.

Still no thank you, but a few minutes later, Dave told me the money had not yet arrived. I checked my email for the Xoom receipt and instead found a message from Xoom saying the transaction had been canceled for “security reasons.” I assumed that my canceling the original send and then immediately doing the second was the cause for their concern. I responded to the email explaining the circumstances and advised Dave we would need to wait for Xoom to approve the transfer.

In the meantime, I took a look at my Facebook feed and saw a post from Jack saying that if anyone got a message from him asking for money, it wasn’t legit. Yikes! Talk about a light bulb coming on–it was as blinding as my stupidity. I immediately searched for Dave’s name on Facebook and found both his real account and a newly created one–it was the new account I had been chatting with. Yep, the whole thing had been a scam, and I had stupidly fallen for it. If Xoom hadn’t flagged the second transaction, I would have been out two hundred bucks. Jesus.

It also explained why “Dave” didn’t want the standard wire transfer. He didn’t have the required ID with Jo’s name on it to pick up the cash. I guess a fake PayMaya account is just a number that no one can check. I sent my buddy Scott, who is also friends with Jack and Dave, a message giving him a heads-up. Scott was already aware of the scam, saying Dave had received a money request from Jack and had alerted him to what was going on. That scared me, and I’ve been checking Facebook periodically to make sure the scammer hasn’t created another account in MY name. So far, so good.

Oh, and Scott also sent me a message asking for a donation to his PayPal account: asuckerborneveryminute@gmail. Everyone’s a comedian these days. Or a scammer.

Here’s the lesson to be learned:

Don’t be as stupid as this guy!

In other news, my solo Sunday stroll looked like this:

I gave myself a break and kept it a short 5K. You can see I wimped out at the end and took a trike ride back up the hill to Alta Vista.

My Sunday evening bar crawl started at It Doesn’t Matter, then Green Room, Hideaway, and finished at Mugshots. No lady drinks at IDM, dinner from Sit-n-Bull at the Green Room, plus a game of pool (I actually won!). I hadn’t planned to do Hideaway since I’d done the feeding the night before, but Joy was hungry, so I brought some roast chicken from Chooks for the girls. Then when I was walking back to my side of town, all the new girls at Mugshots were seated outside, so I joined them for one last beer. No lady drinks, but I tipped the four of them 50 pesos each when I left.

It’s Hash Monday, and Leech My Nuggets is the Hare. That portends a challenging trail. Even harder for me because the trail begins at Barretto High School on Rizal Extension, a good long walk from my house. I’ve decided to throw caution to the wind and get there by going over the mountain instead of around it. That cuts down the distance, but I’m not keen on hiking in the hills alone. If I don’t post here tomorrow, send out a rescue party!

Almost forgot, today’s SOB video, The Queen Victoria team:

Fly by night

I guess my big accomplishment yesterday was booking my flight to Phnom Penh, Cambodia. I’ll be leaving on 1 November and returning on the 8th, a quick one-week journey. I couldn’t get a direct flight out of Clark in Angeles, so I’ll be making the dreaded trip to Manila. It’s only three hours in the air, and I’ll be arriving in Cambo just before midnight. The return trip leaves at 0200 and arrives back in Manila around 5 a.m. That’s a bit of a pain, but that was the only direct flight available. It’s on Philippines Air, so hopefully, things will go as planned.

It’s been almost three years since I’ve traveled anywhere, and what used to be old hat, like making plane reservations, was a bit more challenging than I remembered. In the old days, I’d look for cheap fares using Kayak, but now it would redirect me to companies I’d never heard of before, and I was loathed to put my credit card info out there on the internet. I wound up booking through Expedia since I know they are legit.

I still need to find a hotel, the one my friend who lives there recommended was already sold out. I will also have to get an “onward” ticket showing I’ll be leaving the Philippines within thirty days of my arrival. Yes, you can extend your tourist visa (which I’ve been doing for three years now), but you must show a flight out when you first arrive. I also practiced completing the online “e-arrival card” that is required of all passengers flying into the Philippines, showing their vaccination history. I’ll need to resubmit it 72 hours before my return flight, and since I’ve not had a booster shot, I’ll also need to get tested 24 hours before I come back.

Next up on my travel to-do list is getting my approval to exit the country. I guess they check to make sure I’m not wanted for any high crimes and misdemeanors. It’s a pain in the ass because I’ll need to get three 2×2 photos and take my passport, ACR card, tourist visa paperwork, and a copy of my flight itinerary to the immigration office no less than three days before I travel (then go back and pick it up). Nothing to be done but to do it all and be glad for the opportunity to see something new. Well, I’ve been to Phnom Penh once previously, but I’m looking forward to going back.

My solo Saturday street walk in Barretto was right at 7K. I ended my walk at Sit-n-Bull and took home a meaty sub sandwich for lunch.

I attended a birthday party for two of the girls at Hideaway last night.

I provided one of the cakes and contributed a pizza to the smorgasbord of foods.
The gals did a nice job with the decorations as well.

I stayed longer than usual and even participated in some of the party games. One involved a banana and another an egg, but the girls did all the work. I’ll leave it at that.

After leaving Hideaway, I saw Mugshots was open for business. Turns out they close on Wednesdays, which is what led to my confusion. Another change is that they’ve updated their business model to include bargirls now. One of them was sitting outside and called me as I walked past–she was the ex of the guy who is now dating my ex. Ah, the joys of small-town living! Anyway, I went inside to have a beer and check it out. It’s nice inside, and I think adding girls to the mix will help business. I’ll likely be back, although I don’t intend to get involved with the gal who is the ex–didn’t even buy her a drink last night. I like a no-drama lifestyle.

Continuing my trek up the highway, I saw yet another samgyeopsal restaurant had now opened.

Yeah, they spelled it wrong. And don’t be distracted by the Christmas directions–we are in the high holiday season now, “the ber months” here in the Philippines. The restaurant is on the second floor (it used to be a bar I rather enjoyed) and right across the highway from the Central Park Reef hotel. I expect they’ll do alright. I’ll give it a try soon.

I had a coupon, “buy a lady drink, get a free customer drink,” for Whiskey Girl, so that was my next stop. I sat in the back, away from the loud music, and Jenn soon joined me for some more snuggling and cuddling. She’s a little chubby, but I find her oddly attractive. She’s also forty years old with a sixteen-year-old son. Neither of those facts is a deal breaker for me. Her only day off is Sunday, and she spends it in San Marcelino (about 20K from here) with family. I’d kind of like to spend some time with her outside of the bar, but not sure about the logistics given her schedule.

It was after eight, and I should have been heading home, but instead, I decided to pop into Snackbar. I sat at an outside table with my hiking buddies and, of course, bought them all a drink.

It’s a hard life I’m living, but I’m doing my best. Honest! (Notice those hats? The girls bought them for future hiking excursions. I think they might be hooked.)

There was live music blaring from upstairs. I asked what that was all about, and the girls told me a grand opening celebration was taking place. For what? A bar? I asked. Nope, a new restaurant. You guessed it, a samgyeopsal restaurant. Filipinos love that pork belly!

I didn’t stay long at Snackbar. I’d had enough to drink, and I have some personal issues there. I’ll see the crew on hikes and patronize bars that don’t leave me feeling unappreciated. Lots of those in town.

And a whole lot more to explore ten days from now in Cambodia! What a life.

Oh, someone posted videos from this week’s SOB contest. I’ll share one a day for any of you guys who want to see the performances. Here are the Champion Voodoo ladies:

And don’t worry, they are safe for work. At least there is no nudity.

Nothing to SOB about

A pleasant enough evening out on the town last night. The SOB competition was held at Voodoo, a small venue, and it was packed. I was fortunate to be seated at the VIP table with the event sponsor, Daddy Dave. Also had my Voodoo sweetie by my side to keep me comfortable during the event. And it turns out SOB history was made in that, for the first time, Alaska, Wet Spot, Green Room, and Hot Zone were NOT among the winners. Yep, the three perennial also-rans really upped their dance game last night to finish in the money. It was an impressive showing.

The Whiskey Girls team took third place.
Queen Victoria was second.
And Voodoo was the champion. Congrats and well-earned!

I didn’t attend the Aftermath event, instead choosing to hang out in The Green Room for a while. I actually got coerced into playing a game of pool for the first time in years. Of course, I lost, but I didn’t give a shit. I played better than I expected I would.

Home by my appointed bedtime hour as is my custom.

Which leaves my daytime activity–the hike with the Friday walking group. We kept it mostly flat and somewhat beachy, doing a little over 7K in and around Calapacuan.

The path we walked
The gathering group
Four of the Snackbar girls joined in
Bound for Calapacuan
Off that f’n highway at last!
On the beach
Boats on the bay
What you see at this seashore is not all that scenic, but it’s reality.
Walking the wall to keep our feet dry
Another bay view
Off the rocks
The day’s catch
Starfish on the beach?
We left the beach, crossed the highway, and walked around some more. Pond fishing versus ocean fishing, can’t say which is better.
Asses in grasses
What are the odds we will all cross this rickety bridge without a fall or it collapsing? The locals said, “one at a time,” so I went first. And lived to document with my camera tragedy or triumph.
My money was on Scott, but he made it safely across. That round “beam” would roll under your feet, and the flat board was springy. Almost felt like dancing when you crossed.
Celebrating our survival on a more substantial bridge.
Strollin’ on the river…well, creek. Er, sewer?
The straight and narrow
That’s right, gals. Those rubbers will keep you safe.
The only climb on the day. Nice view on the way up.
A brief highway jaunt going back to Barretto.
Some of us did lunch at the sixth-floor restaurant of a relatively new hotel, the AM/PM. I went with the garlic parmesan chicken wings, and they were tasty.
The view from the roof.

And there you have another episode in the story of my life in the retirement community called Barretto.

Snuggle up

Made it through another day in paradise. Started the morning with my solo walk out Naugsol way.

Just a tad over 8K altogether.

A few of the things I saw along the way:

If you’ve got it, flaunt it.
Viagra falls
A river runs through it.
Seeing my future from the streets of San Isidro.
My shortcut path in Alta Vista.

When beer o’clock rolled around, I headed into town. I had a coupon for the seldom-visited Whiskey Girl to use, but they weren’t open yet when I passed by. I kept walking until I reached It Doesn’t Matter, so I visited there for the first time in over a week. Both owners noted my absence and welcomed me back. I was on my first beer when I saw an old crush (unreciprocated) was there, and we had a brief chat. A bit later, Jessa and her new guy Wes arrived, and we exchanged friendly greetings. That’s part of small-town living, I suppose, there is always someone around you know, and sometimes that makes you feel even more alone. I finished my second beer and departed.

I made my way back up the highway toward Whiskey Girl but decided having dinner first was a good idea, so I made Mango’s my next stop. When I entered, one of the waitresses exclaimed, “oh my, we were just talking about you!” I didn’t ask if it was something good or bad, but hey, it’s nice to be remembered. Pork chops were in stock, so I ordered me up some and took my customary seat facing the bay.

Beats staring out at the highway, that’s for sure.

On impulse, I ordered some more pork chops for takeout and asked my waitress what side dishes I should get. She asked, “for a Filipina?” I nodded yes, and she said to get rice and veggies. So I did and told her, “enjoy your dinner.” She was both surprised and ecstatic. Well, that’s what you get for caring enough to think about me when I’m not around.

I’d almost forgotten just how damn good these grilled chops are. Enjoyed every bite.

My hunger satiated, I moved on to Whiskey Girl. Took a seat near the stage and ordered the first of several beers (buy one, get one). There was a dancer sitting near me who was exquisitely beautiful. It was hard to keep my eyes off her full breasts that seemed destined to escape from the small top she was wearing. And those long legs covered by the shortest of skirts. One of the hottest gals I’ve seen around. Chatted a bit and learned she was twenty years old and has no kids. It was loud in the bar, and I could barely hear her, and she didn’t seem to follow much of what I was saying, but damn, she was easy on the eyes, and I kept her lady drink glass filled during my visit. Sorry, she was shy to be photographed, and this morning I don’t remember her name. Oh well, she is too young and too pretty for the likes of me anyway.

The gal on the other side of me was a waitress named Jenn I had chatted with on previous visits. Pretty much the opposite of the dancer on my other side, looks-wise, but also much more personable. She’s actually quite witty and fun to talk to. Guess which one I preferred?

Surprised? I was a little. But this gal just made me feel good to be around. That’s pretty rare.

I’m going to have to update my Whiskey Girl review. I had a lot better time there than I expected. The music they played may as well have been from one of my playlists; I liked every song. My only complaint was it was too damn loud, but next time I’m going to sit in the back, away from the stage and speakers. I never pay much attention to the dancers anyway. And yes, when I visit again, I’m going to focus exclusively on Jenn. I’d like to get to know her better. Who knew chubby girls could be such good snugglers?

It was only eight o’clock when I left Whiskey Girl, but I’d had enough to drink, so I caught a trike back home. Made a banana-mango smoothie, then hit the hay.

As days go, yesterday was a pretty good one. Which maybe will seem pathetic to some of you living full and meaningful lives. But it is what it is, and I’m in full acceptance mode. Things are better than they were and perhaps not as good as they will be in the future, but I’m living my life one day at a time and making the best of each one until they run out. That’s what I call progress.