Let’s give him something to blog about…

Wow, I wound up taking an expected break from blogging.  Even got an email from a regular commenter wondering whether “I fell off the face of Itaewon”.  No such luck!

So, to catch y’all up… *chirp*

Actually, I just went into a lazy phase.  We are in the midst of a wet monsoon season (the wettest since 1940, or so I am told).  So, I’ve spent a good deal of time indoors.  Well, I guess I am practically always indoors, what I mean to say is I’ve been spending more time at the villa.  But not so much on the internet obviously.

I mentioned buying some DVDs in Bali and I’ve whiled away quite a few hours enjoying Deadwood.  Halfway through season 2 and it is really one of the better “westerns” I’ve seen.

And I’ve frittered away the rainy days playing CIV IV as well.

I have gone out to chuck some darts of course.  Friday we had a birthday tourney for Matt Duff at Dolce.  I’ll tell you, I have no idea where my dart game has gone.  We took a several week break between seasons, but I still kept up my practice regimine.  Since my return from Bali though I’ve really been struggling.

I took a 2nd Place in doubles Friday night, but was still not happy with my performance.  Just didn’t have a good “feel” for the darts.  I decided my mechanics had somehow gotten out of kilter.  All I know to do is to try and play through it.

Sunday we had a going away tourney for Scott and Craig.  Neither of whom as it turns out was able to attend.  We played a round robin singles tourney with the six of us who showed up and I played well enough to win that.  Had dinner afterwards with Alisteir and his lovely wife.

Last night was league night and we took on the Filipino team from Friends Bar, Kaibigan.  Kaibigan is “friend” in tagalog apparently.  Well, we managed to take the match 21-16 and I played marginally better, going 8-4 on the night.  I think all those darts on Sunday helped me work through the mechanics problem, although I still can’t find the bullseye with any regularity.  That’s a big part of my cricket game so I need to get back in the groove.

So, that takes you up to the minute in my exciting life.  I’m guessing after reading this drivel you might be wishing I had extended my blogging hiatis a little while longer.

Too bad for you!

 

Welcome to the new and improved Dolce Vita!

I was anxious to see how the newly renovated Dolce Vita turned out, so after a nice afternoon nap I ventured out into Itaewon.

In a word: Nice.

Much lighter, airier, and open.  And seperate men’s and women’s restrooms!

The redesign was a labor of love for YJ, and she really did a great job.

I hadn’t played darts for a couple of weeks, so I enticed Jim into throwing.  I was rusty, but threw ok.  Jim got the better of me though.  Still, it was good to be at the Dolce oche (elevated now) again.

I snapped a couple of photos, but must have been a little drunk because they are a tad blurry (I thought it was my eyes!).

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The four boards are together along the “back” wall now.

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And these windows are a major upgrade.

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The pool table occupies the space where boards #1 and #2 used to be.  This arrangement keeps that darters and pool players out of each other’s way, which is good.

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The new bar design.

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Although the sqaure footage didn’t increase, the new setup creates a feeling of spaciousness.

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The world in brick, a nice YJ touch.

So, I think the new Dolce Vita will prove to be very user friendly.

What else did I do on my first night back in Korea?  Went to Don Valley for a dinner of Korean goodness.

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Samgyapsal to be exact.  Yum!

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Well, no need to hurry.  Bags are packed and I’m ready to go.  A good night sleep, then an early morning airport shuttle to Incehon and I’m on my way.

Soon I will be saying: Bali Hi!

See you on the other side.

Blowin’ in the wind…

I got bored yesterday afternoon so I went out for a cold draft beer.  Most of my regular haunts don’t open until 1800 or so, but I dropped into this little open bar (meaning no aircon, but with nice street views for people watching) run by some nice Filipinas.  Most bars play current music and rap, and I’m still stuck in the 70s for the most part when it comes to stuff I like.  For whatever reason, as I nursed my beer a folk set came up in the rotation.  I heard “500 Miles” by what I think were The Brothers Four and decided I prefer the Peter, Paul, and Mary version.  Then there was Joan Baez doing “Diamonds and Rust”, which is a great tune.  I was wondering if Bob Dylan might be next, and sure enough, up came “Blowin’ in the Wind”. 

You know, I hadn’t actually really listened to that song for quite some time.  Although as a young person I rather fancied it, of late I had just written it off as another naiive anti-war rag.  But upon further consideration after contemplating the lyrics, I think it is really a powerful reminder that some things, including freedom, are worth fighting for.  Stay with me on this while I digress.

I recently became active on Facebook.  Yeah, I know, welcome to the 21st century and all that.  It’s actually pretty cool making connections and “finding” old friends.  I actually hooked up with a high school bud via Facebook.  Chris and I were editors on the school newspaper together and were of like minds politically (leftist/radical).  Chris pursued the dream to become a journalist and currently works for a large newspaper in the Pacific Northwest.  I devoted my life to government service, which is pretty funny when I look back on just how anti-government I once was.  Anyway, in response to my invite to be a Facebook friend, I got a nice message filling me in on his life and lamenting the sad state of affairs in print jounalism these days as newspapers are going bankrupt with increasing frequency.  I responded in part:

Hey Chris. Hopefully you’ve got access now.

As I’ve watched the print media whither away I wondered how you were faring. I had it in my head that you worked for the Seattle PI which recently moved to the online version as well. I’m not clear how that business model will generate enough revenue to support a newsgathering operation, but time will tell. Good luck to you.

You know Chris, we could have a long chat about what has brought “traditional” media to this sorry state of affairs. Obviously, competition for ads from Craig’s List hurts the bottom line, but that does not explain the loss of readership. I think what has hurt the press in that regard is a loss of credibility. For years I relied on the Washington Post as my primary news source. Post 9/11, I started looking at other sources on the Internet and I was frankly surprised to find just how much of the story I was not getting. I guess I am firmly in the camp of those who believe that the MSM reports with an agenda, rather than striving for balance. I certainly saw that in the Iraq reporting, and last year’s election coverage was a farce. Love him or hate him, Obama did not face the scrutiny of Sarah Palin or even “Joe the plumber”. Unless and until the press is either up front with their bias or gets back to reporting “just the facts”, I see no hope for recovery. I’m curious what you thought of ABC’s infomercial for nationalized health care this week.

Anyway, as you might have gathered my view of the world has evolved since my “radical” high school days. Although I think I still have my core “liberal” values and beliefs, the left wing in America seems to side with those who have no love for freedom and justice. We fight about issues like Gay marriage, while homosexuals are stoned to death in much of the world with nary a protest. What’s up with that?

I’ve not as yet heard back from Chris and I’m thinking I may have scared him away.  I guess most folks think of me as a neocon these days, and hell, they might be right.  I’m sure my views must strike my old friend as being as radical as they once were, but to the other extreme.  But as Joe Walsh once sang “everybody’s so different, I haven’t changed”.  I believe that I didn’t leave the left, the left left me, so to speak.  Or maybe I always had it wrong.  I certainly always believed that the oppressed in the world had a God-given right to drink from the cup of liberty.  And if you stand up for human rights, be it women or gays or just freedom from tyranny, how can you turn your head to what was happening in Iraq and Afghanistan?  Or North Korea and Iran?  So, if that makes me a neocon, I will wear the mantle proudly and without apology.

This is the kind of “liberal” I was and remain today:

The world is very different now. For man holds in his mortal hands the power to abolish all forms of human poverty and all forms of human life. And yet the same revolutionary beliefs for which our forebears fought are still at issue around the globe — the belief that the rights of man come not from the generosity of the state, but from the hand of God.

We dare not forget today that we are the heirs of that first revolution. Let the word go forth from this time and place, to friend and foe alike, that the torch has been passed to a new generation of Americans, born in this century, tempered by war, disciplined by a hard and bitter peace, proud of our ancient heritage and unwilling to witness or permit the slow undoing of those human rights to which this Nation has always been committed, and to which we are committed today at home and around the world.

Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the survival and the success of liberty.

This much we pledge and more.

To those old allies whose cultural and spiritual origins we share, we pledge the loyalty of faithful friends. United, there is little we cannot do in a host of cooperative ventures. Divided, there is little we can do — for we dare not meet a powerful challenge at odds and split asunder.

To those new States whom we welcome to the ranks of the free, we pledge our word that one form of colonial control shall not have passed away merely to be replaced by a far more iron tyranny. We shall not always expect to find them supporting our view. But we shall always hope to find them strongly supporting their own freedom — and to remember that, in the past, those who foolishly sought power by riding the back of the tiger ended up inside.

To those peoples in the huts and villages across the globe struggling to break the bonds of mass misery, we pledge our best efforts to help them help themselves, for whatever period is required, not because the Communists may be doing it, not because we seek their votes, but because it is right. If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich.

To our sister republics south of our border, we offer a special pledge — to convert our good words into good deeds in a new alliance for progress — to assist free men and free governments in casting off the chains of poverty. But this peaceful revolution of hope cannot become the prey of hostile powers. Let all our neighbors know that we shall join with them to oppose aggression or subversion anywhere in the Americas. And let every other power know that this Hemisphere intends to remain the master of its own house.

Finally, to those nations who would make themselves our adversary, we offer not a pledge but a request — that both sides begin anew the quest for peace, before the dark powers of destruction unleashed by science engulf all humanity in planned or accidental self-destruction.

We dare not tempt them with weakness. For only when our arms are sufficient beyond doubt can we be certain beyond doubt that they will never be employed.

Let both sides unite to heed in all corners of the earth the command of Isaiah — to “undo the heavy burdens…and let the oppressed go free.”

In your hands, my fellow citizens, more than mine, will rest the final success or failure of our course. Since this country was founded, each generation of Americans has been summoned to give testimony to its national loyalty. The graves of young Americans who answered the call to service surround the globe.

Now the trumpet summons us again — not as a call to bear arms, though arms we need — not as a call to battle, though embattled we are — but a call to bear the burden of a long twilight struggle, year in and year out, “rejoicing in hope, patient in tribulation” — a struggle against the common enemies of man: tyranny, poverty, disease, and war itself.

In the long history of the world, only a few generations have been granted the role of defending freedom in its hour of maximum danger. I do not shrink from this responsibility — I welcome it. I do not believe that any of us would exchange places with any other people or any other generation. The energy, the faith, the devotion which we bring to this endeavor will light our country and all who serve it — and the glow from that fire can truly light the world.

And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you — ask what you can do for your country.

My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man.

–John F. Kennedy – January 20, 1961

So, I think this is the proper context for considering the words of Bob Dylan’s “Blowin’ in the Wind”.

How many roads must a man walk down
Before you call him a man?
Yes, ‘n’ how many seas must a white dove sail
Before she sleeps in the sand?
Yes, ‘n’ how many times must the cannon balls fly
Before they’re forever banned?
The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind,
The answer is blowin’ in the wind.

OK, we all can agree that war is unspeakably horrible.  No one hates wars more than the soldiers who fight them.  BUT, Dylan is not saying war is never necessary or justified.  Like all of us, he instead wishes for and dreams of a day when mankind puts such foolishness behind us forever. 

How many years can a mountain exist
Before it’s washed to the sea?
Yes, ‘n’ how many years can some people exist
Before they’re allowed to be free?
Yes, ‘n’ how many times can a man turn his head,
Pretending he just doesn’t see?
The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind,
The answer is blowin’ in the wind.

Now, this verse really struck me yesterday.  Dylan is stating unequivocably that freedom is not just some ideal, but a birthright of all people.  And for those of us who are fortunate enough to have been born free, it reminds that we have an obligation not to turn our backs on the oppressed of the world.

How many times must a man look up
Before he can see the sky?
Yes, ‘n’ how many ears must one man have
Before he can hear people cry?
Yes, ‘n’ how many deaths will it take till he knows
That too many people have died?
The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind,
The answer is blowin’ in the wind.

Here’s the thing.  The left is quick to note that many have died as a result of our interventions in Iraq and Afghanistan.  And yet, there is little mention of the deaths perpetuated by Saddam and the Taliban.  Brutal massacres and heinous acts like rape, torture and oppression.  You can debate whether our intervention was warranted as a matter of national interest, but you lose me when you argue that only deaths caused by the USA are bad. 

And so it goes.  We are witnessing the depravity of the mullahs in Iran.  It is no secret about Kim Jong Il’s death camps.  How many ears must we have to hear their cries?  How many deaths is too many?  How long will they exist without being free?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

LT Dan Band rocks Yongsan

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It was a pretty good show and the crowd seemed to appreciate the effort.  The LT Dan Band features of course Gary Sinise (who played LT Dan on Forrest Gump and currently stars in CSI:NY) on bass.  Hmm, well to be honest, it is rare in a band for the bass player to be “featured”.  Paul McCartney comes to mind, but Sinise is no McCartney and doesn’t make any pretense about it.  No vocals, just plays the bass and handles the audience interactions between songs.

He has surrounded himself with some fairly talented musicians and vocalists and they keep it lively.  Sinise has put together a solid cover band that tackles a broad spectrum of popular music and they appear to have a good time doing it.   I give them props for being willing to cater to an audience ranging in age from 6 to 60 with their song selection.  I trust not many folks have heard the Andrews Sisters’ “Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy from Company B” and Jimi Hendrix’ “Purple Haze” in the same set! 

So, it was a good time.  And as always, performers who come out to entertain and support our forward deployed troops around the world deserve nothing but praise.  Well done and thank you LT Dan Band!

Can you give me a blowjob please?

Ahem.

Now, I’m pretty much a beer drinker.  On those occasions when a shot is called for (someone rings the bell or otherwise buys a round) I’m faced with a dilemma.  Jack Daniels is no friend of mine, and tequila kicks my ass.  So, I usually get a shot that is one part Bailey’s and one part Kahlua.  A tad sweet, but with a beer chaser not bad.  The drink is popularly known as a “blow job”.  I don’t know why.

So anyway, given that all men are basically adolescents at heart, when ordering the above referenced shot, I will invariably ask the female bartender to give me a blowjob.  Yeah, puns and double entendres are always such a hoot.  I know, I know, it’s beyond stupid and borderline (?) offensive.

Still, have you seen the new Burger King ad apparently making the rounds in the USA?

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Seven inches?  Not much of a meal.

Anyway, I don’t know if this ad vindicates me or implicates me.  But the ad doesn’t make me want to rush out to BK to get my mind “blown”.

Oh by the way, we do have BK in Korea, both on the economy and on base.  Haven’t seen this ad (or the sandwich) here though.

I am anticipating some interesting Google referrals based on the title of this post.  I expect such visitors will be sorely disappointed.  I guess they’ll say what many readers say after visiting LTG: “That sucks”.

There, I have closed the loop.

A day in the life

Woke up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head…

Well, actually I didn’t comb my hair.  It was Saturday and that’s what ball caps are made for.

Did my weekly grocery shopping at the commissary, got home and put the stuff away, then settled in for a relaxing play of CIV IV.

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Loaded the game to my new Sony Notebook.  Pretty cool, eh?

After suffering a frustrating defeat, I showered up and headed out to Manila Bar, the venue for my friend Becky’s birthday celebration.

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The birthday girl, a nice gal from Canada.

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Natalie gave the darts a throw…

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While Margaret, another Canuck, stylishly smoked a cigarette.

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Becky and her main squeeze Mike, a nice guy from the Philippines.

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That’s Teddy, owner of Manila Bar in the middle.  I don’t know the name of the cute Korean gal (I should).

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A couple of sweet Filipinas, Jovie on the right is Teddy’s wife.  The other is Jovie’s sister.  But I don’t recall her name either (I should).

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Happy partiers!

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The Korean on the left used to tend bar at Bless U, but I hadn’t seen her around for the last year or so.  Guess what?  I don’t remember either of their names.

Anyway, it was a nice time.  I always give Becky a half dozen bottles of Blue Cheese dressing as a birthday gift.  Apparently she eats it with just about everything.  And she is always pleased with her present, which makes it easy for me.

So, it was time to head over to Dolce Vita for the International Dart Tournament.  We had a rather disappointing turnout with only six teams participating.  I was really sorry that none of the outstanding Filipino players turned out to play for national pride.  I think most of them were hanging out in Manila Bar for Becky’s party.

So, with only six teams we played a round robin format with the total number of legs won determining the champion.

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Dave and Alisteir represented Great Britain.

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Dustin and Jay proudly represented Canada sporting Maple Leaf flights.

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Seung Youb and YS played for the Republic of Korea.

We also had three American teams turn out:

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Me and Colonel Dan waved Old Glory…

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Lonnie and Jim, a couple of fine Americans.

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Dave and Rod were the other Team America entrant.

So, there was a lot of darts to be played and we commenced to play them.  As it turned out, it took ten legs won to play for the championship.  Dan and I struggled all night for consistency, but we had our moments of greatness and won some tough legs.  We also let a couple slip away, and that made the difference as our 9 wins was one short of what we needed.

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This was perhaps our high water moment, taking a clutch leg from the Canadians.  As you can perhaps tell, it was a point war.  For some reason, I lost my ability to hit a bullseye and Dustin and Jay took full advantage.  We matched their bulls with points on the open 20 in a seesaw battle until we finally got up and closed the bulls for a win.  Unfortunately, the Koreans took us down 2-1 ruining our hopes for a money finish.

Turns out the Brits and Yanks (Dave and Rod) both had ten legs won, so it was a playoff for the championship.  Kind of a replay of 1776 (without the bloodshed) and the outcome was the same, with the Americans victorious!  We couldn’t resist a raucous chant of USA! USA! at the conclusion of the match. 

Dolce Vita closed after the match for renovations.  So I will have to find a new home for the next few days.  I live for Bali in a week though and when I return it should be back to business as usual in the new and improved Dolce Vita.

Finished the night with a dinner of samgyapsal and bulgogi at Don Valley with Dan and his wife.

And yes, by the end of the day I was feeling no pain.

Had a Ball!

Friday night I attended the U.S. Army Birthday Ball in celebration of the Army’s founding 234 years ago today.  You can read all about that glorious history here.

This was my first time attending an event of this nature, and it was pretty cool.  All the military folks dressed out in their formal uniforms and the civilian contingent in our tuxedos.  I had my tux tailor made three years ago for my last formal event, the Commader’s Mess.  I didn’t need a scale to tell me I’ve gained a few pounds since then.  So, it will be back to the tailor for some alterations before my next ball!

Anyway, the event was held at the Grand Hyatt Hotel in Seoul.  A great venue and convienent as well.  We started with a cocktail hour where I mingled with the brass, which was my real motivation for attending.  You know, showing “the flag” and demonstrating that our civilian workforce is part of the formation and supportive of our brothers and sisters in arms and all that. 

Then the signal was given to enter the dining hall and we all took our assigned seats.  Now, if I had known better I would have arranged to get assigned to sit with some folks I actually know.  Instead I was seated with some Korean civilians there to show support.  Which is all good, but we didn’t have much dinner conversation if you know what I mean.

I never had the privalage to serve in the military, but I never fail to be impressed with the traditions and pomp and circumstance.  We began with the presentation of colors, singing of the ROK and USA national anthems, and assorted toasts.  Then something I had never seen but found fascinating to witness was the placement of campaign streamers on the Army flag.  Army streamers ave been awarded for participation in the various wars and military engagements throughout the Army’s history.  The had soldiers dressed in period uniforms solemnly presenting each streamer from that era to be attached to the Army flag.  Good stuff, and a reminder of the debt we owe those who have served honorably in defense of our nation.  Here’s what the flag looks like with streamers:

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We then sang the Army song, which I always enjoy:

First to fight for the right,
And to build the Nation’s might,
And The Army Goes Rolling Along
Proud of all we have done,
Fighting till the battle’s won,
And the Army Goes Rolling Along.
Then it’s Hi! Hi! Hey!
The Army’s on its way.
Count off the cadence loud and strong
For where e’er we go,
You will always know
That The Army Goes Rolling Along.

Then we had a speech by the 8th Army commanding general, Joseph F. Fil.  Dinner was served and I departed shortly afterwards, avoiding the dancing but having fulfilled my mission for the evening.

Oh, I met a traditional Korean woman at the event and she even consented to have her photo taken with me.  She didn’t have much to say however.
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I guess you could call that a good night.  Happy Birthday to the U.S. Army!

Nada y nada

Things are kinda quiet around here.  Which is all well and good, drama is way overrated.  The lack of said drama just doesn’t make much room for blog worthy material.  Regular readers will no doubt note that fact has not proven much of a hinderance previously.  Therefore, in the fine tradition of LTG I give you this post about nothing.

We are between seasons in dart league, but a few of the boys were out throwing last night at Bless U Pub.  We played for beers.  Too many beers as it turns out.  Dropped by Dolce Vita on the way home to drop off my darts, and encountered my old pal (and recently married) MK hangin’ out with Jim and YJ.  I rang the bell for a round of shots.  She reciprocated.  And that was about as crazy as I get these days.

Oh, and for the commenters speculating on “the change” I promised:  I fear I inadvertantly over hyped this issue.  Yes, change is coming (very soon I expect).  I never said it was going to be a BIG change.  You will see what I’m talking about any day now.  Literally.

Organization Day

No, I didn’t get organized.  We had a little staff outing today.  Although there was not much “out” involved, we utilized the little picnic area directly across the street from the office.  Still, it was a nice afternoon.  Everybody participated in the pot luck thing.  My contribution was a banana pudding.

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Before the festivities I had some work related business to attend to.  Namely, putting signatures on the recently completed labor-management agreement with the Korean Employees Union.  That’s Mr. Chi, KEU President.

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Then we got down to the real business of the day, chowing down!

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Burgers, flank stank, and hot dogs plus on the usual sides and the Korean contributions, including the ubiquitous kimchee.

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Corine had her grandson Wyatt stop by for a visit as well.

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Had a little badmitton and horeshoes too.  That’s In Suk demonstrating her rather unique style pitching the shoe.

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The folks most responsible for my success, the staff of the USFK/8th Army Directorate of Human Resources.

So there you have a slice of a day in the life.

Ready for the weekend!

Ah, looking at 3 days and no work.  Good stuff.

We had a very moving Honor Guard ceremony today to pay respects to the men and women who gave their lives for our freedom. 

Darts at Dolce tonight and the Dart League end of season tourney/awards banquet tomorrow.  Which makes this video about the proper way to drink soju all the more timely.  Not that there’s a wrong way to drink it.  Then again, not drinking it all may well be the most prudent course of action.  But no one has ever accused me of being a prude, so perhaps there is some soju in my near future.

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Hat Tip: On my way to Korea.  (Check it out, he’s got lots more cool videos posted. Just scroll down)

Well, I guess I ought to post something.

Something about nothing that is.

Truth of the matter is there not much new or interesting to report in my part of the world.  I know, I know, that never stopped me before, right?

Ok, well we are between dart seasons so that’s out.

I’ve watched some movies, but they were too old to review.  You know, Legends of the Fall, Dead Poets Society, stuff like that.  Well, there was a Korean movie, Sympathy for Mr. Vengence.  I guess it would be in the “Kill Bill” genre, if there is such a thing.  Entertaining and all, but it was pretty hard to generate much sympathy for any of the characters.  Except for the little girl.  You’ll have to see for yourself on that.

Speaking of movies, do read the comment Dennis left regarding The Civilization of Maxwell Bright.  He saw it on a much deeper level than I managed, but I did catch the point regarding The Book of the Dead.  In fact, I’ve been thinking about it and hope I can find that level of peace and acceptance when my time comes.

Which reminds me, I went to the doctor on base this week.  Time for them to look through the scope that sees past Uranus, if you catch my drift.  Apparently they are booked up in the surgery clinic until July, so I won’t get any news on the state of my colon for awhile yet.  I also got a prescription for Chantrix (not sure how it is spelled).  I haven’t picked it up yet (which is why I can’t spell it).  For those not in the know, it is a drug that is reputed to kill the urge to smoke.  Yes, I am thinking about quitting again.  Emphasis on thinking at this point.  My moring cough might be trying to tell me something.  That and the whole Book of the Dead thing.

My dad is also getting radiation treatments for throat cancer.  So yeah, I might need to reconsider some of my lifestyle choices.

Work is a pain in the ass.  I have a great staff and I work the hell out of them.  It’s not like I’m doing any heavy lifting on my own.  But I seem to be lacking enthusiasm and motivation more frequently than I am comfortable with.  How bad is it?  Well, the other morning on my drive to work, I wrote a song call Procrastination.  Sung to the tune of that old Carly Simon song Anticipation.  I was pretty proud of myself.  But then again, it was about the only thing of substance I managed to accomplish that day.  I am going to have to do something about my procrastination problem.  Maybe next week.

I did brief the 4-star today and survived it pretty well, so I guess that’s something.  Prior to the meeting someone said I was the guy with all the answers.  Perhaps, but I am not real clear on the questions.  Ah well.

So, what do you do when you don’t feel like working?  Make vacation plans of course.  Which I have.  Bali.  First week in July.  It’s high time I got out and saw something new in this world.  Looking forward to that for sure.

I do go on, don’t I?

Enough.

More of the same

Ah, another Sunday morning.  Where does the time go?

I had a crap (meaning stressful) week at work.  Fighting with the CPAC and Corps of Engineers about the release date for one of my employees.  I think I have it resolved in that we will share her services until my new employee arrives next month.  What a pain in the ass.  It seems as quickly as I fill a vacancy, someone else departs.  I’m especially disappointed because I spent big bucks to bring this person over here just six months ago.  It’s a two year tour, but I expect at least one to get at least a minimal return on the investment.  I guess I could have been a hard ass about it, but frankly, if someone don’t want to here I’m not going to force them to stay.  Well, I guess in the big scheme of things if this is my biggest problem I should consider my self blessed. 

Nice night Friday with the darts.  First time I’ve thrown since Monday’s disaster in the championship game.  Next Saturday is the end of season tourney/awards banquet.

It rained all day yesterday so I just stayed in and vegatated for the most part.  But that’s good too.  Not much beats an afternoon nap on a rainy day, right?

I visited YJ in the hospital Thursday.  She’s getting better, but man she looked miserable.  Brought back unpleasant memories of my stay in the same hospital last year.  The boredom is mind numbing.  Hopefully never again for yours truly.  (crossing fingers)

And that’s the way it is here on the ranch.

Out on the weekend

Here it is already Sunday afternoon.  Damn, I hate when that happens.

I guess it’s the good weekend that always goes the quickest.  Had some nice darts Friday night at Dolce Vita.  In a warmup game against Dave New I pulled off a 15 dart ’01 game: Ton/Ton/95/60 and a Ton-46 out.  That’s not likely to happen again for me in this lifetime, and it would only have been sweeter had it occurred during competition.  Ah well.  Had a good night in the tourney as well, taking a second and a first.  I’m hoping to carry those darts forward for tomorrow’s championship match.

Last night was also a good time.  Out with friends for some drinks, Korean dinner, and norebang.  Topped it all off with a visit to Grand Ole Opry for some country music and a little dancing.  Arrived in time for the Opry midnight traditional trifecta of Proud to be an American, The Star Spangled Banner, and Sweet Home Alabama.  This always gets the mostly American crowd up on their feet and singing.  They followed up with Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue by Toby Keith.  Hey, I’m not ashamed to admit I eat that shit up.  Check out the link–if that don’t make you feel good I don’t know what to say to ya except get that boot out of your ass. 

The only bummer was hearing that Dolce owner YJ is in the hospital.  I’m going to try and get by for a visit later today.

That’s the story from here folks where life is always a thrill a minute.

There’s a new kid in town…

Well, he’s not exactly a kid seeing as how he is even older than me!

I picked up my new employee Dennis from the airport yesterday without a hitch.  Traffic was relatively light given that this is a holiday weekend and all.  Made it there and back in less than an hour each way.  And didn’t get lost this time.  Owing mostly to my refusal to listen to my navigator (and Deputy) Corine.

There was a slight problem at the gate getting on post however.  See, it is supposed to be with two IDs and a copy of your PCS (permanent change of station) orders you can access the base without being signed on/escorted.  It was a no go last night however and that’s something I will address with the Provost Marshall tomorrow.  Seems one of the IDs has to be DoD issued.  The problem is, you can’t get a DoD ID until you have been in-processed.  Which you can’t do until you get on post and the CPAC opens Monday morning.  A classic military Catch-22.  The work around was signing Dennis on as a guest, but that is a pain in the rear because that’s only good for 24 hours.  Which means a Sunday trip to the base.  Of course, I delegated that responsibility to my Deputy, but still.  The other problem is you are technically required to escort the individual with the guest pass at all times.  That’s not really possible in this circumstance unless I spent the night with him at Dragon Hill Lodge.  I was pretty pissed about the situation last night as it was quite an embarrassment and not a good first impression of life as an Army civilian for Dennis.  Ah well.

Anyway, as is my tradition I took my new arrival out on the town (read: Itaewon).  I’ve found that the best way to adjust to the new zone is to stay up late that first night.  This tends to get you back in the right sleeping pattern quicker.  So, we started with some drinks at Dolce Vita, then headed over to Don Valley for Dennis’ introduction to Korean food.  It’s kinda fun to watch and relive the experience of discovering all that Korean goodness.  We did samgyapsal and bulgogi and of course Dennis loved it all.

Afterwards we hit the norebang and shared some songs.  I do believe Dennis enjoyed himself.  I know I did.

And so ends one more mindless post that cannot possibly hold anyone’s interest but my own.  But then, that’s what this blog is all about, right?

Leaving Korea

That’s it.  I’m done.

Packed up my stuff, and in the morning I’m flying out of Incheon and leaving this place behind.

I’m gonna miss it here, but D.C. beckons.

What?  I am pretty sure I mentioned my departure in some previous post didn’t I?

Ah hell, no worries.

I’ll take care of some business, throw some darts, and be back next Friday.

I may or may not post while I’m gone, depending on my access to a computer.

Now, what did you expect?

Back from Busan

Well, I survived my first team MT (management training) trip.  I guess my general feeling is I’m getting too old for this sh*t.  Not that I didn’t have a good time, but I couldn’t take many weekends like this one and remain amongst the living.  So, here’s the story in 25 pictures:

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Started at Seoul Station at 1300.  The KTX to Busan is about a 3 hour ride.  Seung Youb overslept and missed the train.  Luckily, trains run every 30 minutes or so, so Koichi and Wan Jun waited for him and took the next train down.

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As always, we had a nice ride on the “Iron Silk-Road”, and at 300 km per hour, the miles (er, kilometers) just flew by.  To entertain ourselves during the journey, Craig taught us the game of Euchre.  I brought along some beef jerky and mixed nuts for snacks.  Scott brought a couple of quarts of beer, and when that ran out we ordered more from the train concessionaire.

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Tae Hun and Scott enjoying the ride.

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As were me and Craig.

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Did I mention we drank some beer along the way?

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We arrived at our destination, the beautiful port city of Busan.

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This is the promenade in front of Busan Station.  It was a fine, warm, sunny afternoon in Korea’s second city.  When the other team members arrived, we cabbed to the Commodore Hotel, dropped off our gear, and headed out to start our night.

Our evening activities centered around a local dart venue named Metro Bar.  The owner, Johnny Jung, graciously met us where our cab dropped us and escorted us to a nice restaurant near his bar.

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That’s Johnny on the far left.  On the menu: galbi, samgyapsal, soju, and beer.

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Tae Hun handled grill duties.

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After our meal was completed, it was off to Metro for what else, darts!  Metro has a nice set-up with four electronic boards and a token steel tip board for us die hards.

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Scott and Craig throwing a game…

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While Wan Jun shot some pool.

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The local darters were out throwing as well, and they made us all feel welcome.  Can’t beat that Busan hospitality…

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A live action shot of darts in progress.  I guess there’s a reason it isn’t much of a spectator sport.  Now, you may have noticed that all the photos inside Metro appear blurry and out of focus.  Well, funny thing is, that is just how things were beginning to appear through my eyes as well.  There was some serious drinking going on.  The boys were hitting the Jack Daniels really hard.  I stuck with beer because hard experience has taught me that Jack Daniels ain’t no friend of mine…

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The highlight of the night for me was participating in the doubles soft tip tourney.  I’m not much for that version of the game, but when in Busan do as the Busanonians do I suppose.  I drew Seung Youb as my partner.  Given our state of inebriation and my lack of familarity with the game, it was a struggle.  Somehow we managed to make it to the championship round where we met Johnny (the second ranked player in Busan) and his partner.  It was a see-saw battle, but in the end Seung Youb and I pulled out the victory and shared the W50,000 prize money.  The lovely lass pictured above was Wan Jun’s partner and we met them in the first round.  She throws as good as she looks and it took a minor miracle for us to eek out the win against them.

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Here’s Tae Hun, Seung Youb, and a local named Q, taking a breather and enjoying liquid refreshment between games.  Before the night at Metro was over, the Blue Bulls had consumed 3 bottles of Jack and more beer than I could count.  Plus two platters of chicken wings. 

After saying our goodnights at Metro, we cabbed back to the hotel.  Lacking the good sense to call it a night, we hit an after hours club across the street and had LOTS more beer and whiskey.  Butchered a few songs with Karaoke as well.  Things started getting a little crazy after that and the owner suggested that it was time for us to leave.  But what happens in Busan, stays in Busan, so the story will remain untold.

I stumbled into my rack a little after 0300 and slept the sleep of the dead.  Brain dead, no doubt.

We had a 1300 train to Seoul today, and I was up and around by 1100.  So, I decided to snap a few photos of my surroundings.

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This was the window covering in my room.  I thought it was pretty cool.

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The lobby at the Hotel Commodore.  What a nice place.  I enjoyed the very few hours I spent here and was quite comfortable.  Koichi is in the travel business and he got me a W48,000 rate.  I’m sure it would normally cost at least twice that.

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The hotel is beautiful on the outside as well, don’t you think?

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The view from my room.  Not to shabby, eh?  Busan is a beautiful city.  I’ve heard it compared to San Francisco of Rio de Janiero.  Not sure I would go that far, but I’ve always enjoyed spending time here.

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So, it was back to the train station.  They had this dragon out front.  Breathed smoke and everything.  And the tail and legs moved. 

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We all survived, none to worse for the wear.  L-R is Tae Hun, Seung Youb, Scott, Wan Jun, me, Koichi, and Craig.

Thanks for having me along guys!

Blue Bulls do Busan!

My dart team is taking its traditional “MT” to Busan today.  This is my first year with the team, so I’m not totally sure what to expect.

What’s an MT?  Good question, and one I asked myself.  Here’s the response I got:

In the world of Konglish, that means “Membership Training”.  It is commonly
used by students and company workers when they have a trip organized by
their school or company, which generally boils down to heading out of town
and partying for a couple of days.  It is amazing the acceptability of it
though.  If I told my [Korean] wife “Honey, I’m going down to Busan to play darts and
get smashed with my buddies” she would tell me to F-off, but when I say “We
have team MT this weekend” it all seems quite acceptable and normal. 

So there you have it.

Seven of us making the trip via KTX.  I’ll be back Sunday night with a full report.