This is taking auto erotica to a whole new level:

A Cincinnati woman was simultaneously masturbating with a sex toy and watching a pornographic video while driving last week, according to cops who arrested her on assorted criminal charges.

Colondra Hamilton, 36, was pulled over last Tuesday evening in a traffic stop triggered when cops noticed she was driving a 2008 Pontiac with overly tinted windows.

That’s when officers noticed that Hamilton’s pants were unbuttoned. And she had a vibrator in her lap. Questioned by cops, Hamilton admitted to engaging in auto erotic manipulation, and revealed that she had also been watching a porno movie that was playing on the laptop of a friend in the passenger seat, according to an Elmwood Place Police Department report.

There’s a time and a place for everything I suppose, but doing the dildo trick, watching porn, AND driving simultaneously?  I mean really, was she on crack or something?

Hamilton was booked into the Hamilton County jail on a misdemeanor count of driving with “impaired alertness.” Hamilton was also charged with possession of drug paraphernalia since cops found a “broken piece of crack pipe” in her purse.

Ok then.

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Not to worry, but I’ve got some kind of bug.  I played darts yesterday afternoon in the Subic league (went 2-2 but should have done better) then went back to the room and went to bed.  And stayed there for 14 hours (with occasional trips to the CR).

Anyway, I sick and tired of being sick and tired.  Had enough.

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No worries, just limited access to the internet here in Subic.  Something is wrong with my wireless on the laptop.  Pain in the ass to come down here and use the computer in the hotel lobby.

Anyway, I am a tad disconcerted right now but I’m going to see it through and wait until I get back home to decide what the hell to do.

But I’m good.

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Freedom and Democracy are beautiful things.  And so are the women of the Czech parliament.  Or at least the ones who posed for this calendar.

Czech out these samples (more at the link):

I guess in the game of politics, it would have to be Czech-mate for me.

Hat Tip: PowerLine

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Jeff Bezos, founder of Amazon, gave a commencement address at Princeton that I found moving.  Perhaps you will too.  The talk was entitled “We are what we choose” and one of the points he makes is that it is easier to be clever than kind. He concluded his remarks with:

I will hazard a prediction. When you are 80 years old, and in a quiet moment of reflection narrating for only yourself the most personal version of your life story, the telling that will be most compact and meaningful will be the series of choices you have made. In the end, we are our choices. Build yourself a great story.

Go read the rest, it is well worth your time.

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Heh, how many times have you heard someone say that?

Anyway, Happy Canada Day!

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Literally.

That’s the Trump Tower and Willis Tower in Chicago.  When did the Sears Tower become the Willis anyway?

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From a Facebook friends post:

This World Cup is working out like WW2–France surrendered,  the USA turned up late, and England is left to fight the Germans!

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This is funny as hell…

Hat Tip: Legal Insurrection.

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So, I’ve noticed quite a spike in visitors to LTG these past couple of weeks.  According to my sitemeter account, most of these folks are coming from Google searchs for “hot korean worldcup fans” or some variant thereof.  Which is kind of funny, because I’ve only posted one such photo in the history of this humble blog, way back in October as the second woman featured in my popular “Yoja of the Week” series:

Well, I guess I can see how she might both stop and generate traffic.

And as long as I’m whoring for traffic, I might as well post this photo of the North Korean world cup  cheerleading squad, chock full of sexy, hot, Korean women in uniform willing to do whatever it takes to support the homeland.

Hot and Sexy Naked Korean World Cup fans on the march.  Well, almost naked.  Eh, half naked.  Ok, Hot Pants and naked legs. 

Bring it on Google!

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Jenn of I’ve Got 2 Shoes has asked very nicely that y’all vote for this video.  So, I’m passing along the word.  It’s actually offers a pretty nice visual perspective of life in the R.O.K.

Actually, you VOTE HERE. You can be like me if you want and watch all the entries here before voting…

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What is it about South Carolina politics?

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Ok, back with the YOTW feature after a brief hiatus.  It’s going to be tough to top this video of some fine Korean models over at ROKdrop.  Well, I can’t top it, but let me introduce Ms. Yoon Sun Hee, a popular “racing” model…

Hot cars and fast women, what’s not to like?

She could be the girl next door.  Nah, I’ve actually seen the girl who lives next door….

See guys, she’s got an umbrella.  No need to wear a raincoat…  Yeah, that was bad.  Very bad…

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Man, this is the kind of straight talk from a politician I could really get used to.

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Spin like this is a “news” story makes you wonder.

Bottom line, more than 7 in 10 Americans do not see the Tea Party as racist.  But that’s not a story, is it?

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I haven’t seen the HBO series yet, but these photos are pretty awesome…

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And all I can say to the person who reported this incident is “ashes and scorn and vomit on you!”

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Ah, Springtime in Korea!  Really the best of the famed 4 seasons of Korea.  Perhaps this year feels all the sweeter with the knowledge that this is my last spring here.  Bittersweet is probably more accurate.

Anyway, these pics were taken outside my office.  Literally.  Not the best possible location for photography, but it will suffice.  Actually, the blossoms will probably peak in a couple of days, so these shots are a bit premature. 

Magnolia flowers starting to open…

A cherry tree with the Korean War Memorial building in the background…

A Yongsan Garrison street scene…

During the occupation, this was a Japanese military base.  Rumor has it they planted these cherry trees.  I don’t know if that is true or not and I guess it doesn’t matter either.

They sure are purdy though, don’t ya think?

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This week our yoja has a Gamecock connection, tenuous though it may be.  More on that later.

Allow me to present Korean model Hwang Mi Hee for your consideration.

You usually see her at motor shows, but this horsepower ain’t bad either…

And I’ve got a little YouTube action going if you want to see more of Ms. Hwang.

So, the Gamecock connection I mentioned comes from this fansite, which had the photo of Ms Hwang above.

And this, which is pretty funny:

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