Make it quick

Another Hash Monday is upon us—er, well, me anyway. Since I’m one of the Hares this week, and we marked the trail yesterday, you’d think I’d have some free time on my hands. But I still want to meet the group at the start to send them off. I’ll leave a bit early for that and get some fatboy steps in for me, too. The trail we laid has one moderately easy climb and is just under 5K in length. The hardcore folks will find it too easy, but thems the breaks. They can always longcut if they feel the need. Here are some photos of the Hares hard at work:

Heading for the hills with Pubic Head and Buddy Fucker
Laying down the powder
Up we go
Left a bag of cookies here
And a bag for the neighbor’s kids
It’s been hot lately, so finding some shady spots is always a plus.
Getting near the top. If I didn’t mind the climb, you know it must have been an easy one.
Me and Buddy Fucker hard at work
The view from here
And the view from there
Time to make our way back down. This portion of the trail was a little dicey. Hopefully, no one gets lost.
Back to civilization at last!
Flat, boring, and paved the rest of the way.
Today’s On-Home venue–Subiza on Baloy Beach.
A view from Subiza.
Work is done, time to eat!
Honey garlic chicken for me.

I hope my fellow Hashers find something to like about today’s trail. If not, there is always next week. Meanwhile, I took care of some other business.

I fed five at Hideaway yesterday, not counting the chicken wing I ingested.
Joy to the world.

Then, it was time to hit the beach.

Sunday on Barretto Beach
Bound for the Arizona floater
Some fellow passengers.
That Navy supply ship is still anchored in the bay.
The banka boat next door.
Swan brought my helper Inday along so she could enjoy the floating bar experience.
A lit sky at the end of the day.

We departed the floater shortly after sundown. Inday had not experienced a dancing bar either, so we took her go-go virginity at Alaska Club. It’s always an adventure walking from Arizona to Alaska on the highway in the dark, but we made it. Then we finished off our night out at Wet Spot. Home for some “Blue Eye Samurai” before falling asleep on the couch. It’s all good.

Time for some Quora Q&A:

Q: Why do retirees flee to Arizona and Florida? I can understand moving to Florida, but isn’t Arizona way too hot?

A: They are both hot, but Arizona is a “dry heat,” low humidity hot. You can also choose to live in the mountains, like Flagstaff or Prescott, and enjoy moderate four seasons weather.

My sense of humor may be a little off, but at least I’m not a dick.

She’s just trying to get a rise out of him.
No matter how you slice it…

Okay, maybe I am a dick.

2 thoughts on “Make it quick

  1. Good luck to today’s Hashers. If I understand correctly, the way to avoid sitting on the ice is to have a complaint about the trail, yes?

    Lovely shots of the Sunday walk.

  2. Yes, the Hares are automatically on the ice, and all those who profess to like the trail join them there. I very rarely say anything positive in the circle about a trail, but always give the Hare feedback directly later.

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