Best of times

Only me and Scott again for the Friday hike, so we took advantage of the opportunity to get creative. Scott had wanted to do a Tibag to Subic walk for quite some time, but we never had adequate transport to the start at the Army checkpoint on the road to Tibag. With just us two, we hired a trike to get us there.

The trek itself was long and hot and didn’t exactly go as planned. Shortly after leaving the road, we lost the trail and had to rough it down a creekbed until we found a path that eventually led us to our intended course. The bottom of the creekbed was ankle-deep in mud. Not a pretty sight, but in the end, we prevailed and wound up having an enjoyable but tiring walk to our destination.

A very scenic walk with only a couple of small ups suited our preferences nicely.
Our trike driver from Barretto agreed to carry us to the Tibag checkpoint for 200 pesos, but it was a longer and harder drive than I expected, so I gave him an extra hundred.
Hmm, I’ve been calling it the Tibag checkpoint, but I see now it is technically Naugsol. It’s actually equidistant between the two barangays.
One of the defenders. I presume they are looking for NPA (National People’s Army) insurrectionists. The whole time I’ve lived here, I have never heard of any attacks or sabotage in this part of the country.
These friendly locals were there to greet us as we began our journey. (Scott worked his people camera magic throughout the hike).
And we are off with Scott in the lead.
And here I come
Hung out to dry
The view from here
Walkin’ down a country road
On and on we go
Leaving the road behind
Almost like a walk in the park
A busy family
Time out for cookies
This friendly gent tried to direct us to the trail we sought, but his English was no better than our Tagalog.
The biggest damn rooster farm I ever did see.
Another cookie delivery
These kind gals tried to point us to the path we needed, but we somehow missed it.
It’s been said that when you are lost in the wilds, follow the creek downstream, so that’s what we did. Not easy, but better than bushwhacking through the overgrown shrubs surrounding it.
And eventually, I spotted a path leading up and out of the creekbed. To where we did not know.
That creekbed was dirty work!
And it was so hot I appeared to be sweating blood.
In an encouraging sign that civilization was nearby, we found this shelter and used it.
And then, a bit further on, we came to this residence
And the kind folks who live there got us back on the right path at last.
It was smooth sailing (well, walking) the rest of the way
Bet you’ve never seen a stick farm before

That’s how the hike went down. We had a Jeepney ride back to Barretto from the Waltermart in Subic. I came home and washed the mud caked on my legs off, then waited for Mary’s arrival.

Mary wanted chili, and this is what she got.

After our late lunch and a nap, we headed into town for some Friday evening fun. I opted not to do the SOB this week, so we made Sloppy Joe’s our first stop.

Inside the outside of Sloppy Joe’s
And outside the inside

Chris was playing the music and taking requests, and his gal kept Mary engaged in conversation. My pal Jim was also in attendance, so it was a friendly social gathering.

When it came time to move on, I suggested crossing the highway and taking advantage of Thumbstar’s “buy one, take one” special on drinks and food. Jim joined us. I did two chicken shwarmas and washed them down with half-priced beer. I’d call that a win.

Jim was going to end his evening at Alley Cats (he lives on the same alley), and I decided to join him. I used to be there three nights a week for darts, but it had been months since my last visit. There were no customers when we arrived, and the crew seemed genuinely glad to see me. Especially after I rang the bell for a round of lady drinks. And then I rang it again. Two bell rings may be a first for me, but I was caught up in the spirit of old times.

Nice to see you again, everyone!

Mary came home with me and spent the night. After breakfast, we had dessert, and then I walked with her to Divimart, where I surprised her with a new phone. Then I put her on a Jeepney for home and took a short walk on a hot morning.

In other news, Super Typhoon Betty is going to give us a near miss but dump some rain and wind our way starting tomorrow.

That blows

I wasn’t sure what to do with my Saturday night. A friend invited me to a Snackbar party, but I don’t think I’m up for it. John Kim just now posted this to Facebook:

Premium Philly Cheese Steak sandwich.

Sliced USDA Rib Fingers with homemade cheddar sauce using the cheese from Wisconsin. It’s a dream come true Philly Cheese Steak sandwich that nobody dares to spend this much on material cost in this town.

For limited time, p495 at John’s Sushi and Steakhouse.

So I think I know what I’m having for dinner, at least. Yeah, it’s not on the diet, but sometimes you need to make exceptions.

And after that, who knows? These are the best of times.

Farewell to Kokomo

Off of Baloy Beach
there's a place called Kokomo
That's where you wanna go
to get away from it all

I made my usual Thursday trek out to Baloy Beach for my weekly change of scenery from the Barretto vistas.

The skies were full of thunder, but the rain never came.
My ultimate destination was Kokomo’s floating bar.

As soon as I boarded, I noticed there was an unusual party vibe going on. That was facilitated by a youngish two-week millionaire ringing the bell (free drinks for all the ladies). It was also more crowded than usual. I ordered a beer, and when it arrived, I was given a coupon for a free beer. The bartender advised that it was the last night of the season and the floating bar would be docked safely away for the duration of the stormy months (usually until October). So, I was happy that I hadn’t missed out on the going away party.

I’ll need to find a new venue for my Thursday nights. I’ll miss the good times on Kokomo!

I stayed at the floating bar longer than usual, but once the buy one, get one free beer promotion ended and the partiers had dispersed, I paid my tab and made my way to shore. I walked back to the highway and then decided to end my night at the Snackbar.

I was the only customer, so I got lots of attention from three of my old favorites. Naturally, I rewarded their kindness with some lady drinks.
Lydell was wearing her Sunday shorts…they are Holey.

Anyway, not a bad night out.

Today is the 12th anniversary of my father’s passing. He made it to 83, so that gives me some hope for the future.

I mentioned in a caption yesterday that Joy was “eating her taco with a fork.” Commenter Kevin noted that most people USE a fork to eat, not as a side dish. I get his point. And then this morning, I saw this sign:

A restaurant called Pork & Spoon. I guess it is all a matter of taste.

I also thought of Kevin when I saw this:

It proves that failure to use proper punctuation can be a matter of life or death.

That’s about all I’ve got for now. Except for this:

A crockpot full of chili con carne y frijoles
And some cornbread muffins, carbs be damned!

Mary messaged me a few days ago that she had been craving my chili. She’s on her way now to enjoy some. We’ll take it from there.

Everybody knows a little place like Kokomo
Now if you wanna go to get away from it all
Go down to Kokomo

Life’s a bay

It was only Scott and me for yesterday’s hike, so we kept it flat and relatively easy. 7+K on a hot day was all the challenge we needed. Most of the walk was in the villages of the Matain and Calapacuan barangays. The people we encountered were poor but friendly, and it was nice to stroll amongst them. Scott took many of the pictures I’ll be sharing of the locals, and he’s good at capturing their smiles.

The route taken by both of the Wednesday Walkers
In news that is unlikely to be of any interest to my readers, we will soon have our very own Puregold grocery store here in Barretto. The Divimart sucked so bad I’d very rarely visit, so hopefully, this replacement will be of some use in between my weekly excursions to Royal.
My fellow hiker bayside in Matain
Local ladies
Local guys
Local kids lovin’ some cookies (or biscuits, as they call them)
Boats on the beach
And boats on the water
“I’m takin’ what they’re givin’ ’cause I’m workin’ for a livin'” Actually, it looks like he’s cooking something he took from the bay.
Not sure I’d want to eat anything that came out of that water, though
Life is hard enough when you are poor, but to be wheelchair-bound must make everything infinitely harder
Peace be unto you

One of the highlights of our trek was discovering the remains of an old resort on Paradise Beach. Scott was a Navy man stationed here in the 1970s, and he’d heard of it but never been. As we were walking down the street, we saw a narrow passageway and decided to see where it went. Turns out, it was the path to Paradise!

One of several abandoned buildings
And another
A nice view of Snake Island from Paradise
Whatever it was is gone now
We climbed up this rockface to see what else we could see
A lovely bay view
The waterslide at the Whiterock resort next door
Another Whiterock view
These lads showed us around Paradise. I gave them cookies, and Scott gave them some pesos.
The main entrance to the Whiterock resort. It seems there is something called a “gender sensitive capacity development interventions” taking place. Whatever the hell that might be.
The welcoming committee in Calapacuan
Walking down the market street in Calapacuan
Waterside living. Just don’t drink it!
Laundry day
Road work
This narrow passage ain’t just for pussies!
Getting wired. I wonder if it is just a coincidence that my power has been out all morning? (this post is coming to you via my mobile hotspot)
We did our after-hike lunch at the newest eatery in Barretto, the Sparrows Cafe. I had the garlic parmesan chicken wings, and they were just okay. They also don’t serve beer or alcohol, so it is unlikely to be a regular stop for me.

It was a good day to be gettin’ in the steps.

I came up with a new strategy for the Wednesday feeding at Hideaway. I give Joy the cash and let her buy what she wants for the crew. Last night she went to The Coffee Shop for some of their famous tacos.

Joy had already broken up the shell before I thought to take a photo. The tacos are huge and really can’t be picked up and eaten like you would a normal-sized offering.
Eating a taco with a fork
And a blueberry muffin for dessert

I did my nightcap at Wet Spot, then headed home early again. I guess watching TV before bed is my new routine. At least for now.

Something else new for me is my seeming unwillingness to pay for sex. It’s not that I can’t afford it; I just don’t want it. I had to turn down two offers yesterday and another one this morning. The hardest part is that these gals seem truly desperate for money and are willing to do what they must to earn it, but I’ve also gotten better at being less generous. I’ve got my regular projects, and they pretty much max out my charity budget. Ah, well, it is just part of the territory that comes with living here.

In the memory department, yesterday was the 7th anniversary of the passing of my dear friend, Bridget Werner.

You were truly one of a kind, and I miss having you in my life. RIP, my friend.

Damn, I hope the power comes back on soon. I need a shower.

It’s a Thai

A productive day yesterday, at least by my standards. But first, there’s this:

My brand new laptop computer. Ain’t she a beaut?

This post is the first time I’ve used it, and I can already tell there will be an adjustment period. One thing I’ve noticed since the first sentence I typed is that the keyboard layout is slightly different from my old computer. I mean, all the keys are in the same order, but the spacing is different, so I’m mistyping much more frequently than usual. Bear woth ,e (that’s an actual example of what I’m talking about).

I also went and looked at a house coming up for rent here in the neighborhood. It’s in rough condition, but the landlord is willing to make all the necessary repairs and upgrades–provided I agree to pay the rent one year in advance. Hmm, tempting, but after sleeping on it, I decided against moving for now. I just signed a one-year lease here, and I’m uncomfortable risking breaking that for something that may not work out (i.e., I give the advance money, and she doesn’t make the promised repairs). I’ll just wait until the work is done or I find a better place.

But damn, I would love to sit on the balcony and enjoy this view every day…

The other productive thing I accomplished was booking a flight and securing lodging for a week in Pattaya, Thailand, next month. Yep, I’m finally going to get off my lazy ass and escape Barretto for a change of scenery. Hopefully, this trip will rekindle my love of travel and will be the first of many adventures to come. I’m not getting any younger, after all.

Nothing special about my night on the town. I started at Cheap Charlies and did my gin and soda thing with the intermittent can of soda water.

Look at all them zeros!

Anyway, I avoided the falling-down drunk bullshit. The only real downside is each drink cost me double (except for the intervening can of soda). Then I had the bright idea of going to Whiskey Girl to take advantage of their “buy one, get one” happy hour pricing. So, my shot of gin is 110 pesos, and I get the soda water for free.

I made it back home by 8:00 p.m. and spent some more time with Lucifer. I promise to do a write-up with my impressions once I finish season six, the end of the series (I’m halfway through season five now).

Just me and Scott on the Wednesday walk today, and we did something nice and sensible and suitable for a couple of old fuckers. I’ll share some photos tomorrow.

This is definitely NOT on my bucket list.

Time to shower up and head out for the feeding at Hideaway. And I hope everyone enjoyed Siblings Day:

A donkey and a dumb ass.

A path less traveled

I almost skipped yesterday’s Hash. The fact that the trail started way out near the top of Rizal Extension was one pain in the ass factor. The On-Home was at the private residence of Malibog Mountain Momma, which is also off the beaten path at the end of Rizal Extension and meant my drunken stumble home after the Hash would be more perilous than usual (trikes that far out are few and far between). But Pubic Head suggested we do a “sane” trail that started in Alta Vista and avoided the main ups and downs of the Hare’s intended path. So, that’s what we did.

What Leech My Nuggets had planned for us…
The yellow is the path my group took instead
Just a handful of us did the alternative trail
Off we go! The skies were threatening, and the thunder was rolling, but the expected raindrops never fell.
That mountain we climb at Easter
Only one moderate climb on our chosen path
But that didn’t stop us from taking a breather halfway up.
Damn, what was it I ate last night that left me feeling so gassy today?
Sorry about that, ladies. That’s why they call me an old fart.
A view from on high. Yep, it is burning season again.
Looking back toward the water
And a valley view
And we did connect with the intended trail near the end of our hike
The steps of a resting development
It was nice seeing my mountain friend, MJ, again.
Onward we go!
My favorite view from the hike
Down we go!
Our On-Home venue. The old timers tell me that when the guy who built this place out in the wilderness was still alive, the Hash On-Home here was a regular event. It was nice of the widow to have us out again for old times’ sake.
It’s on a sizeable tiered lot, well maintained and landscaped.
Hanging out
Sitting around
Circle up!
I got the Hashit, the Subic Hashit
For being stupid on trail today
I have to hold it until I pass it
Won’t someone take my Hashit away?
Drink it down, down, down, down…

At the conclusion of the Hash circle, I began the long trek down Rizal Extension into town. Luck was with me, though, and an empty trike appeared before I had logged a kilometer.

I briefly attended the after-Hash gathering at It Doesn’t Matter.

And so ended another Hash Monday.

What’s in store for tonight?

More of the same old, same old, no doubt

All or nothing

Pretty much a nothing at all kind of day.

A 7K+ street walk through the Santa Monica subdivision and Matain barangay to start my morning.

Implemented the usual daylight time fillers (blog, nap, Netflix), then I headed out for the Hideaway feeding.

I purchased the usual dinner delights from Jewel Cafe for the girls.

They seemed to go down well.

I also implemented my plan to reduce my beer intake by 50%–henceforth, I will only imbibe brewed beverages every other day. I filled the void last night by reacquainting myself with gin and soda (zero carbs). In an effort to avoid previous pratfalls associated with gin ingestion, I’ve instituted a “buy one, skip one” scheme. The way that works is I have a shot of gin in a tall glass with a whole can of soda water to refill the glass as I drink. So, that waters down the one shot significantly. When that drink is gone, I order a can of plain soda water and no gin. So, by alternating between alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages, I enhance my ability to maintain some semblance of sobriety. Hopefully, no more falling down drunk nights for me. It worked out pretty well last night.

I did my nightcap at The Green Room. I met someone there (a non-employee acquaintance) who was more than willing to come home and spend the night with me. I was tempted but ultimately rejected her advances. I’m not sure why exactly; maybe I just wasn’t in the mood. But I also sensed she was a potential drama queen, and as empty as my life might be, I don’t have room for that. I was second-guessing myself all the way home, but when I woke up alone this morning, I felt like I had made the right call.

Some of my long-time readers may be thinking, “Who is this guy?” I’m not sure what’s going on either; perhaps it is just a transitory phase, or it could be I’ve had enough meaninglessness. I need to find better ways to fill the voids in my life.

Wish me luck!

Solitary Saturday night

After five years of Saturday nights in the bars of Barretto, I’ve come to realize that you can be alone, even when you are with somebody. It turns out paid company ain’t much different than an empty barstool. Well, I think I’ve always known that on some level, but lately, that truth seems harder to ignore. It’ll be okay; I just need to embrace the reality of solitude and enjoy my “me time.”

I started my day with a longer-than-usual solo walk. From step one, my body seemed to say, “Let’s not do this,” but I ignored myself and pushed on.

My standard Saturday solo street walk normally ends at Sit-n-Bull. Yesterday, I kept on going, including making the climb back up to Alta Vista.

I had a sugar-free bowl of pudding for lunch (okay, I sprinkled in some raisins), took a nap, blogged, watched a little TV, then headed into town to experience the Saturday nightlife, such as it is.

I made It Doesn’t Matter my first stop. It had been a while since my last visit, and I felt a little guilty about that. I was pretty shocked when I arrived to see there were NO other customers seated outside. I’d never seen that before, especially on a Saturday. The music was also blaring so loud I had to shout for the waitress to hear my drink order (I decided to make it a San Miguel Zero night). Bob would never have countenanced that kind of volume. When I asked the waitress to turn it down, she did without hesitation. I settled in to enjoy my beer and watch the world pass by, and before long, two other waitresses I know by sight but not by name joined me. We played the twenty questions game–where do you live, do you have a wife, etc. Now, on paper, I’m married, but the reality is I’ve been single for over six years now. The waitresses were surprised I didn’t have a girlfriend and asked why, and I honestly replied that I have a low tolerance for drama. Anyway, the nice thing about the first time chatting with bargirls is that all of my jokes are new, so I proceeded to go through my repertoire, and they laughed in all the right places. I rewarded their diligence and devotion to duty with a lady drink while I enjoyed my second beer of the day.

I was ready for something more substantial to eat, so I burned some calories by walking to John’s place for some dinner.

I figured the beef bulgogi was a safe choice. It comes with rice, but I gave that to my waitress. Washed it down with another Zero.

After my meal, I headed back up the highway and passed a barber shop with no customers inside. It had been two weeks since I discovered that my former salon was now barberless, so I took advantage of the opportunity to get my ears lowered. The barber here did a nice job, so it looks like I have a new home for haircuts.

Now what? I hesitated as I passed by Blue Butterfly, but I didn’t see any other customers, just a passel of thirsty bargirls. I wasn’t in the mood to fend them off; maybe next time. I considered Mugshots (they don’t have GROs), but drinking alone can be boring, so I kept walking. When I got to Cheap Charlies, I figured why not and climbed the steps to the third-floor venue.

I was surprised to encounter this group of Hash buddies in the midst of a bar crawl. No, I almost never get invited along. Jim says it’s because I’m perceived as a loner. Alrighty, then. They did mention that IDM would be their next stop, but I said I’d already been there. When they left, I saw them enter Hot Zone across the street. I would have been happy to join them there. Oh well.

Nerissa and Alma were ready, willing, and able to be my drinking buddies, and I played along. I got a nice back rub, too. When it was time to move on, I continued down the highway with no clear destination in mind. Sloppy Joe’s looked enticing as I approached, so I popped in.

I didn’t know any of the customers, and the one waitress I was familiar with seemed preoccupied with someone else. I did get a beer when I sat down, but I had to raise my hand to get offered a second one. When that bottle was empty, I waited for someone to come around, but no one did before my patience was exhausted. So, I got up, went inside to pay my 150 peso tab, and was handed a stack of ten 5 peso coins wrapped in plastic for change. Okay, I understand not giving me a 50 peso note as that might preclude my leaving a tip. I was expecting two twenties and two coins, but to pay me with wrapped coins and a shrug seemed insulting somehow. I left the coins on the tray and walked out.

I guess I was just in one of those moods. Came home, watched some more Lucifer (I’m into season five now), then escaped into sleep.

I’m not exactly sure what’s going on with me. I mean, I’m fine with things as they are but would be open to some new adventures. I really need to get off my lazy ass and plan some long-overdue travel. That idea of having multiple girlfriends for different days of the week isn’t exactly working out. Joy was supposed to join me on Thursday but wanted to meet up when I was going home. Nope, if you don’t want to spend time with me on a bar hop, I don’t care about you spending the night with me. The whole point was companionship; I don’t care so much about sex, especially when there is an expectation of compensation. I guess things went okay with Mary on Friday, although that almost fifty-year age gap doesn’t leave much common ground for interaction. And, of course, my hopes for Angie disappeared like a 500 peso note from the kitchen table.

So, it is what it is, and what it is is good enough. For now, anyway.

This Facebook memory from seven years ago was a kick in the nuts.

I’ve moved on with my life, of course, but I haven’t felt that kind of happiness and satisfaction since Jee Yeun dumped me.

On the health front, here’s one of the new vitamins Dr. Jo has me taking:

Gotta keep my liver happy. I give it a daily workout, that’s for sure.

My FB memories feed also included this gem (I probably posted it here, too, but it is worth remembering):

And that’s all I’ve got to say for now.

InSOBriety

Friday night at the SOB is never a SOBering experience. Mary joined me for yesterday’s performance, and for some reason known only to her, she decided to drink shots of tequila. It didn’t end well. Near the conclusion of the event, a guy sitting on the other side of me motioned toward Mary and said, “You better check on your girl.” When I turned around, I saw that she had vomited all the free-finger foods she had consumed. To her credit, she cleaned up the mess as best as she could with napkins. Someone came with a mop, and I hustled her out of there. It was still a little embarrassing, but at least this time, I wasn’t the source of the problem. We took a trike home, and she wasn’t acting drunk. She washed her clothes in my bathroom while I made us smoothies. We watched an episode of Lucifer together, then went to bed.

I had grilled these steaks on Friday afternoon and served the leftover one to Mary this morning for breakfast. She seemed to enjoy it.
That’s a USDA ribeye, and I ordered a thick-cut version this time—very juicy and tender.

Dessert this morning was also quite satisfying.

As usual, Friday started with a group hike. No one had any better ideas, so I opted to lead us on a Naugsol valley excursion. It was a very hot day, and there was little shade along the way. I kept reminding myself that I’d be complaining about the rain soon enough. I made it back home with just over 7K under my belt.

The route we walked
The group who walked it
Off we go
Out of Alta Vista
Down and dirty
An Easter Mountain perspective
The gals lagged behind collecting mangoes and veggies they found along the way.
The rainy season will arrive in another month or so, and these valley walks will not be possible.
Hot but beautiful
Valley living
A tree I liked
Marching on
A hot tin roof but no cats in sight
Puddle jumpers. You can see the bag of treasures Angie collected along the way.
Back up to Alta Vista

That was pretty much my day. We’ll see what happens next.

Ain’t dead yet

I had a good visit with Dr. Jo and her husband yesterday to discuss the results of my recent blood diagnostics. As mentioned earlier, I had several above-normal readings and one below-the-normal range. Only two were of immediate concern: The FBS (hexokinase) reading of 6.35 (normal is 3.89-5.49) classifies as “pre-diabetic,” and the red blood cell count of 4.57 (normal is 4.63-6.08).

I’ve been having some breathing issues again recently, and the low red blood cells could be a contributing factor. Dr. Jo gave me a B-12 injection and recommended getting one every 7-10 days to improve my blood chemistry. The cure for my blood sugar issues is not surprisingly diet related–I need to cut back on the carbs. I’ve been there and done that (lost 35kgs in the process), so I know it can be achieved with the right motivation and self-discipline. I must let go of my love for ice cream, cakey snacks, bread, potatoes, and other carb-rich foods.

But what about beer? Both doctors know me well enough that they assumed beer would remain my primary source of carbohydrates. Well, maybe not. As much as I like drinking beer, I think I can find ways to reduce my intake. Now, don’t get me wrong–I’m not giving up the bar scene; that’s a bridge too far. So, my thinking now is I will try renewing my relationship with gin, at least on a part-time basis. I need to find better ways to control my intake and level of inebriation, something I failed at previously. My plan this go-round is to do my gin and soda and then partake a can of soda water in between drinks. That will slow down my alcohol intake without reducing my bar time. We’ll see how that works out for me.

The blood work also indicates I may have some allergy issues, so I have some new meds for that. And a liver indicator was a tad high as well, which is really no surprise given my daily alcohol intake. My cutting-back plan should help there as well. But overall, most of my indicators look good, and I’m doing alright for an old guy. I need to make the lifestyle adjustments now to keep it that way.

I ain’t goin’ nowhere. I hope.

After my appointment, it was going on three o’clock. It didn’t seem worthwhile to go all the way back home just to turn around and come back to town at beer o’clock. Sloppy Joe’s is practically next door to Dr. Jo’s clinic, so I popped in there to consider my options. And yes, I hydrated with a San Mig Zero. At the conclusion of my second beer, the thought occurred to me that I could pass some time and get some additional steps in by walking to Baloy Beach and then visiting the floating bar there. So, I set about doing that when suddenly, there was a cloudburst, and the raindrops were falling on my head.

I took shelter at the Outback poolside bar and watched the rain until the storm had passed.
After the storm, I made my way to Baloy and caught the raft to the floater.
I was the only customer for most of my visit, so I stayed until the sun went down.

I walked back to the highway, then decided to pay a visit to one of my old haunts, Snackbar. The memories there tend to make me sad, and last night was no exception. I finished my beer and caught a trike home.

It wasn’t even eight yet, so I watched a couple of more Lucifer episodes. I didn’t want the rocky road ice cream in the freezer to tempt me once I start my low-carb diet, so I took it out and ate it all in one sitting. Hey, the devil made me do it!

And just to keep these health-related issues in perspective, here’s something my favorite restauranteur, John Kim, posted on Facebook yesterday:

I was just at emergency room again because I couldn’t breathe well. That was why I was asking if anyone has 2nd hand oxygen tank that was not being used. I know where I can buy them, but my medical bill is eating up everything we have that it’s very hard to buy anything new. People look at me as if I’m unlucky with my situation and give me the sympathy look.

Well, here’s story of my life that you can judge whether I am unlucky or not. I came to the Philippines with my family, as early retirement. I had Korean wife and two sons. I thought things were doing good, but one day, my wife packed and left. So did my sons. I was devastated and started drinking a lot and also gotten into gambling. I was always shit drunk when I went to casino and gradually lost everything. I became broke and alcoholic. I was ready to leave the country but I met my girl, Lin.

She took me knowing I have nothing. I stopped all the bad habits, not because she told me so, but I just wanted to prove to her that I can get back on my feet. It’s 11th year that I live with Lin, but she’s never told me what to do or what not to do. We both worked hard and started get our lives on track, but getting paid in the Philippines was a joke, and we decided to work for our own. So we started frying chicken from our home and started delivering to Koreans. That’s how we started our restaurant business.

We had ups and downs but we manage to come this far. She is excellent cook and she does most of work. She trains new cook, accounting, purchasing and general work of entire place. When I started getting dialysis, she started working 18 hours a day to help out for my medical bill. And she doesn’t even have a washing machine. She often hand washes all our clothes, while all our emplyees get paid the most in town.

I’m probably one of the luckiest guys on planet. I can’t afford to get depressed. My one day is equivalent to one or two weeks of others. These days, I go out with my friends more than ever. I even go bar hop with friends, which I’ve never done in several years. It’s funny that I am enjoying my life more than ever.

Good luck to you, John. Keep fighting!

Cast in the valley

The Wednesday Walkers group invaded Castillejos yesterday and had us a sweet hike in the flatlands. We hadn’t been out that way for three years or so, and it was nice to rediscover this beautiful landscape.

Our 6K jaunt took us from the outskirts of Subic to the heart of Castillejos in a roundabout fashion.
We rode this Jeepney from Barretto to the beginning of our trail.
My four fellow walkers for yesterday’s journey.
Where it all began
And we are on our way!
Flower power!
More power to them!
off the pavement
The view from here (Scott’s version)
The view from here (my take). Actually, I like the village in Scott’s shot and the clouds in mine. I couldn’t decide which one I liked best, so I’m posting both.
That’s about the extend of our ciimbing
A lonely dwelling
Heading for the valley floor
Gettin’ down!
Bottomed out
Yeah, we were looking for the trail, and I chose this direction.
And they went thataway
A cross-country trek
Back on our intended path
Anyone up for a climb? Yeah, I’m such a poser.
A downed tree
A flowering tree
And a big ass tree
Taking stock: A carabao
A goat
And some cows
A valley view
Valley living
Trekking onward
Looking for a place to cross that river behind us
We are in the farmer’s dell…hi ho the derry-o…
There’s nowhere to go but onward
A friendly local
That’s one way to get around.
Swingin’ in the breeze
Of all the trailside litter I’ve encountered, this is the first time I’ve seen an abandoned suitcase.
A river runs through it…
Why did the hiker cross the river? To get to the other side, of course.
Come on in; the water’s fine!
In a mangrove
Castillejos, here we come!
Still some roadwork to do.
Another piece of interesting litter. What kind of dick would do this?
Glad I’m retired.
This old lady seemed to be looking for the foreigner boyfriend who dumped her all those years ago. It wasn’t me!
Friendly trike drivers
Almost done with the journey
Where it ended. This place just opened up on Saturday.
Meat’s on the grill
Fries on my plate

It was a good day on trail, despite some raindrops.

Later in the evening, I went to Hideaway Bar for the Wednesday feeding session. Only six girls were working, so I didn’t buy a pizza this week.

Chicken…
…and pork

Rice and brownies, too, of course.

Joy had something called Chixsa…not sure what that is, but it looked similar to a pizza.

I did my nightcap at Green Room and bought more lady drinks than I intended. On the way out, I passed through Wet Spot, and Aine tried to get my attention, but I just kept walking. It wasn’t even 8 p.m. yet, but I was ready for some Lucifer.

Doctor’s appointment this afternoon, and I’m hoping the news won’t be the death of me. Only one way to find out!

Get it while you can

I’m still alive and kicking, and until I’m not, I’m going to keep on doing what I do. I’m not saying what I do is anything special, but I will get it while I can. Take yesterday, for example:

I picked up the results of my blood diagnostics (that’s page 1 of 6)

I tested high (above the normal range) in FBS, cholesterol, uric acid, GGT, mean corpuscular volume, eosinophil, and basophil. My red blood cells were below normal. I have no idea what all that means, but I hope to find out tomorrow afternoon when I pay a visit to Dr. Jo. I’m mostly concerned about the FBS (hexokinase)–my 6.35 reading (the normal range is 3.89-5.49) places me in the “pre-diabetic” category. My mother was diabetic during the final years of her life, and I definitely don’t want to go there. It will be interesting to discover what lifestyle changes may await me.

I also did my usual grocery shopping excursion.

Out of the cart…
Then out of my pocket. Prices continue to rise, and desired items non-sensibly continue to be out of stock. Still, I’m blessed that I can afford to live like a king compared to many of the locals in my community.

I’m ordering a new laptop through my pal Jim’s good graces (it will be shipped from the USA via his brother). My current keyboard is reluctant to type “o” and “l,” making writing even more challenging. I stopped by Jim’s place to see the model he’s going to order; then, we went out for some beers at Cheap Charlies and the Annex Bar.

When my hunger overwhelmed my thirst, I said farewell and headed up the highway to John’s place.

This pulled pork sandwich did the trick.

Since I was practically right across the street from Hideaway, I decided to pop in and give Joy a surprise. I was the day’s first customer, and you could sense how desperate the girls were for lady drink commissions something to drink. I obliged by ringing the bell (buying everyone a drink), something I rarely do, but seeing as how I was the first best customer, I felt a sense of duty to do so. (damn, there were a lot of “o’s” in that sentence.)

A bit later, Joy said she was hungry, so I sent one of the girls out to get some rice and chicken. Of course, I’ll also be back tonight for the regular Wednesday feeding. I’m just glad I’m healthy enough to go out on these drinking excursions missions of mercy. Nothing lasts forever, so I’d better grab the opportunities while I can!

Via Facebook memories, here’s a bit of humor I’ve shared in the past:

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I’m a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing

Sounds about right. That’s why the bars pay girls to sit with guys like me.

Take it on the run

I didn’t do the Hare’s trail yesterday. I didn’t like the hassle of getting to the start way up on Rizal Extension, and I don’t like the Hare or his shitty trails. So, I made my own way. Ashley asked where the trail began, and I gave her the option to join me. She agreed and brought her friend Rose along. They arrived in time for some lunch before our hike.

Baby back ribs, Brussels sprouts, and garlic bread.

So, when I cleared the table to serve lunch, I moved my empty box of nebulizer juice to the kitchen counter and put 500 pesos underneath it so my helper could buy more at the drugstore. While enjoying my after Hash beers at Blue Butterfly, my helper sent me a message asking where the 500 pesos went. Yep, apparently, one of my guests decided to help herself to the money. I was both pissed and disappointed. When confronted, they both denied being a thief.

After I got home last night, Ashley messaged me. She didn’t exactly implicate her friend, but she did note that Rose was the last one out of the house when we left for the hike. I also recalled that during lunch, Rose had asked me out of the blue whether I had CCTV. That seemed suspicious then and even more so now. I asked how long Ashley had known Rose, and they met at work a few months ago. Anyway, I suspect Rose is the culprit, but I don’t trust either of them now. Lesson learned for a relatively small amount of money.

My plan for the hike was to do the My Bitch trail and then circle around on the backstreets to the On-Home venue. A couple of kilometers into my hike, I ran into the “sane” Hash group going in the opposite direction. My group joined forces with theirs, and we finished the Hash together. This did require a retreat and retracing of steps in the opposite direction, but no big deal.

You can see how far I made it before joining the group, where the red line ends above. Still a pleasant hike over familiar territory, though.
Leaving my place. “What has they gots in their pocketses?”
Bitches on My Bitch
Fancy meeting you guys here…
Combined forces
Long time no see, Easter Mountain.
A cookie delivery to my mountain friend Olivia’s grandkids

Olivia wasn’t around, but I did get to say hello to her daughter Jennifer (mother of those kids above). Pubic Head (Scott) posted these photos of Jennifer today:

And the wheel in the sky keeps on turning.
Making our way back down
Country livin’
And by golly, we were on the actual Hash trail for the last half kilometer or so.
Blue Butterfly, our On-Home venue
That’s me making myself at home
It’s nice on ice!

Drank my fill of beer, got some takeout food from Sit-n-Bull, then watched a couple more episodes of Lucifer at home. A bit of a roller coaster ride emotionally but live and learn.

A motherless day

My mama’s been gone for over twelve years now, but I can still honor her memory by respecting all the other hard-working moms still with us. I wanted to do something special for the mothers at Hideaway Bar, so I had Joy solicit their suggestions for the Sunday feeding. The unanimous vote was for Jollibee.

I rarely do the Jollibee thing because it’s a bit of a pain in the ass. It’s across the river in Santo Tomas, which is in the opposite direction of Hideaway. And once you get your order, it’s not really feasible to lug all those bags of goodness to the far side of Barretto, so you need to grab a trike. And on Sundays in that direction, traffic is a bitch. But how do you decline the wishes of a mother on her day? I’m not THAT kind of mother fucker.

Apparently, mothers all over town wanted a Jollibee meal. Never seen the place so packed. A long wait to order and a longer wait to get the food.

When the grub was finally ready, I had some good luck when a trike dropped off a passenger just as I walked outside. He also did a good job navigating traffic and got me to Hideaway without incident.

The bounty:

Chicken and spaghetti
Hamburger steak and rice
Chicken and rice
Extra chicken
Brownies for dessert
And then the Belgian chocolate guy came by, so I bought some for the girls too.
Jen dining
A mother’s ecstasy

Anyway, it was a special treat to treat the Hideaway moms to food and beverage on their special day. It’s a hard life for them, but they keep on keepin’ on for their kids. It’s what mothers do.

I did my nightcap at Cheap Charlies. First time I’d been there in a couple of weeks, and the gals at least pretended that they’d missed me.

Especially Nerissa. In case you are wondering, no, I’m not going there–she’ll remain strictly in the bar friend zone. That’s best for both of us.

We were talking about Mother’s Day, and Nerissa asked me if I remembered my mom’s favorite song. I didn’t but told her my nephew and his Filipina wife performed Upward Over The Mountain at her funeral. I was touched that she got up and had it added to the music queue. It always brings tears to my eyes when I hear it now.

What mama sees when she looks down from heaven on where I live. (no, I don’t really believe that, but it is still a cool picture of the Philippines)
Mom came to visit us in Prescott, AZ, back in 1979.
Mother, don't worry. I killed the last snake that lived in the creek bed
Mother, don't worry. I've got some money I saved for the weekend
Mother, remember being so stern with that girl who was with me?
Mother, remember the blink of an eye when I breathed through your body?

So may the sunrise bring hope where it once was forgotten
Sons are like birds flying upwards over the mountain

Mother, I made it up from the bruise on the floor of this prison
Mother, I lost it all of the fear of the Lord I was given
Mother, forget me now that the creek drank the cradle you sang to
Mother, forgive me I sold your car for the shoes that I gave you

So may the sunrise bring hope where it once was forgotten
Sons can be birds taken broken up to the mountain

Mother, don't worry. I've got a coat and some friends on the corner
Mother, don't worry. She's got a garden we're planting together
Mother, remember the night that the dog had her pups in the pantry?
Blood on the floor and the fleas on their paws,
And you cried 'til the morning.

So may the sunrise bring hope where it once was forgotten
Sons are like birds flying always over the mountain

Vial Lyn

Almost exactly 24 hours after she arrived, my surprise visitor departed. Perhaps she will return again in a year like last time. Well, maybe small doses of Lyn are the best medicine. And I didn’t have cause to title this post “Vile Lyn,” so there’s that. Anyway, bottom line up front: Lyn is cute and sexy, fun to be around, and doesn’t seem to be all that attracted to me. For example, she didn’t even sleep with me (when I awoke this morning, she was on the couch). I can’t claim to be disappointed regardless of how much as I wanted to do the deed because I had the impression from the moment she asked if she could visit that my role was to provide lodging and entertainment, but romance wasn’t part of the equation. That proved to be the case.

Lyn arrived earlier than expected, around 0900. She told me she needed time away from her kids (16 and 10) because their recent behavior has been stressful. When we met last year, she seemed to enjoy hiking, and I thought that would be a nice way to fill some hours, and it is also a good remedy for stress. I was disappointed when she told me she hadn’t brought footwear or clothes suitable for a hike. I figured we could remedy that with a quick visit to the local DiviMart store. We found a top, a pair of pants, and some shoes in her size, and the total bill came to less than a thousand pesos. Heh, I won’t vouch for the quality of the gear. We headed back to my place, she changed into her new clothes, and we headed out for a hike.

I wasn’t going to push anything extreme, although Lyn did express an interest in climbing Easter Mountain. Maybe next time. Instead, I took her on a backroads trek to Subic town so I could visit the ATM there. It was long and hot, and we took a Jeepney back home.

Lyn took a nap when we got home and slept for three hours. I’d put some meatballs in the crockpot before she arrived, and they were ready to go by the time she woke up. Some mixed veggies and garlic bread rounded out the meal. When we finished eating, it was beer o’clock on a Saturday evening, so we headed into town.

Since Lyn lives in Angeles City, I thought visiting the floating bar would be something different for her. We made the journey to Baloy Beach on foot, and she took my hand in hers as we walked. I was thinking how sweet that was when she said, “It is the only way I can keep up with you when we walk.”

It turns out Lyn isn’t much of a drinker. She wanted a coffee, but that wasn’t on the menu. She ordered some kind of cocktail and sipped it for the duration of our visit. Heh, she’s easy on the pocketbook, at least!

When we left the floater, I took Lyn to Johan’s, and she finally got the coffee she wanted. There was a pool tournament taking place, and Lyn is a big fan, so she enjoyed watching some of the play. After Johan’s, I took her for a beach walk, thinking McCoy’s might be our next stop, but it was Saturday night, and the videoke was going full blast. We both said, “No, thanks,” and kept going.

We grabbed a trike, and I had the driver drop us at Whiskey Girl. I grabbed some seats near the pool table and called my favorite waitress, Jen, over to join us. I know Jen likes playing pool too, so I challenged her to play Lyn to earn a lady drink. They played three close games, but Lyn was the victor in all of them. Once the playing was done, I could tell Jen was uncomfortable sitting with us, and before long, she told me that she needed to go serve one of her regulars. Okay then, bye! Jen did message me this afternoon to apologize, saying she didn’t want to cause trouble with my new girlfriend. I explained that Lyn was not my girlfriend but that I understood.

We went home after Whiskey Girl. Lyn didn’t want a smoothie or other dessert, saying she wasn’t hungry. She revealed that she was worried about her kids, and it was pretty obvious she regretted her apparently rash decision to leave town without them. It was my bedtime, but Lyn said she would stay up a while longer and call home. Alright then, good night.

As I mentioned, Lyn was asleep on the couch when I got up this morning. She told me she wasn’t up for a walk but would like to take a swim before she headed back to AC. I suggested we have breakfast at Treasure Island, and she could use the pool there. Lyn surprised me when she told me that she doesn’t like chlorinated pools, preferring the “natural” water of the bay. I almost laughed out loud at that, having seen what flows into the bay from filthy rivers. But who am I to rain on her parade? So, I told her after the dog walk, we could have breakfast somewhere on the beach, and she could swim to her heart’s content.

Lyn modeled her “swimwear.”

As promised, I took Lyn to Mango’s so we could eat and she could swim.

Lyn caught a Jeepney in front of Mangos and made it home safely. Before she departed, I asked if she needed anything, and she said she was fine. Then I tried to give her 1000 pesos as a Mother’s Day present, and she wouldn’t take it. I’m not going to lie, that hurt my feelings, and I considered it borderline rude. I thought things over while walking after she left and decided to let it go as just another indicator that whatever her feelings may be, she does not want anything I might have to offer.

Noted.

Days that end in “y”

For quite some time now, I’ve confined my drinking to only on days that end in a “y.” I’m considering cutting back further and only drinking on two occasions–when I’m alone or when I’m with someone. We’ll see how that works out for me.

Speaking of being with someone, it’s been an unusual week in that regard. I had Joy’s companionship on Thursday, and last night Mary joined me. And as I write this, Lyn is on her way from Angeles for a weekend visit. Remember her? It’s been a little over a year now since our first and last meeting. We’ve occasionally exchanged messages since her departure, but this visit came out of the blue. I think she just needs a break from the stress of her current life, and hey, I don’t mind being a shelter in her storm. I rather liked her.

Anyway, it occurs to me that maybe I’ve stumbled upon an answer to my companionship dilemma. Why not have an arrangement where I spend Thursdays with Joy, Fridays with Mary, Mondays with Angie, and then fill in the gaps with random events like Lyn’s visit? That even leaves some time when I can be alone to rest, recuperate, and recharge. Perhaps there is safety in numbers, after all.

Anyway, it is just a thought for now. Lyn will be arriving in a few minutes, so I want to get this post up as I expect I’ll be otherwise occupied for the remainder of the day.

Wish me luck!

Welcome back!

Taking the fifth…

…anniversary in stride. It was the first day of the rest of my life, and here is how I lived it:

I already mentioned the visit to the blood diagnostic center during the morning hours. The vampires there sucked several vials of blood from my arm almost painlessly, and I rewarded them with a cup of my prized urine. I should have the results later today, assuming I can figure out how to access the online posting. After the samples were collected, it was time to break my twelve-hour fast.

There is a restaurant across the street from the clinic I’d never tried before named Volante. I had noticed their signage mentioned waffles, and that triggered a craving for those Southern-style breakfasts at Waffle House I used to enjoy back in the day. Well, memories are almost always better than reality, I suppose. The Volante waffles were just okay but also the best I’ve had in five years or more.

My friend, Joy from Hideaway, has been having some stomach issues, so I made her an appointment to see Dr. Jo. I met her there at noon, and during Joy’s examination, I had a nice chat with Jo’s husband, Dr. Chris. When the appointment was completed, I paid Dr. Jo and gave Joy cash for her prescriptions. I also invited Joy to join me later at the floating bar, and she accepted.

It was Joy’s first time on the floater, and she seemed to enjoy the unique ambiance, although it took her a bit to get used to the motion.
The view from my barstool
The view of the barstool next to mine

When dinner time rolled around, we headed for shore and grabbed a seat at Da’Kudos.

The view from our dinner table
And the view of my dinner, a roast chicken salad. Joy had the grilled pork chops.

After our meal, we took a beach walk to McCoy’s, but the videoke was at full volume, so we didn’t stay. I hopped in a trike with Joy and had it drop me at Queen Vic while Joy continued on to home.

I had some more beers and lady drinks with Angie before making it an early night and going home. I made time for another episode of Lucifer, then hit the hay to bring my fifth year in the Philippines to an end.

Nothing really insightful to say about reaching this milestone. It is not the life I imagined I would be living five years ago, but it is still my best life. I certainly have no regrets about making the move, and more and more, I am learning to appreciate the things I have rather than lament the things I don’t. Embrace your choices and be who and what you are. I see constant reminders that blessings come in many forms, and they often wear disguises.

Anyway, it was nice to be on Baloy, remembering my first months in the PI when I lived there. And it is nice to gaze into the future and imagine the life I might be living five years from now. I’m clueless, of course, but that’s part of the adventure. Okay, I just went back and looked at my post from May 12, 2018, to remind myself how I spent that first full day of my new life.

I had an omelet for breakfast that day, too. And a walk on Baloy.
And here’s a photo from last night at Queen Victoria. I haven’t aged a day, have I? What made me laugh, though, was seeing that I’m wearing the same damn shirt from five years ago. What are the odds of that happening?

In unrelated news, I came across this photo of what a checkmate looks like in real life:

And in all seriousness, the traffic on the National Highway here in Barretto snarls because of insanity very similar to what is depicted here. After five years of observation, I can attest that Filipinos are the least skilled and dumbest drivers I have encountered anywhere in the world. I don’t mean that to be disparaging; I’m just stating a simple fact: when it comes to driving, they don’t know, and they don’t care.

Give me five!

Today marks five years in the Philippines, and I’ve lived to tell about it! So far.

The transport that carried me to a new life in a new world.

Yesterday was a good illustration of what this new life looks like:

I spent the morning with the Wednesday Walkers group
We took a Jeepney ride out to Subic town and walked the neighborhood streets.
Our journey began at the local Jollibee
In the ‘hood
Over the river
Up the alley
And then we climbed
Things were on the up and up
What’s up there anyway?
Well, there was this artistic renovation in progress
And these cookie recipients
Making a spectacle of myself
Happy Filipinas! Be careful!
Over the bridge to the graveyard
Life amongst the dead
Feeling grave
Oh, I thought I was in West Virginia
Leaving the dead behind
Pond scum
Living on the edge
Another river crossing
Roadwork
A courtship?
Just passin’ through
A rooftop view
Where the river meets the bay
Waiting for the Jeepney home in downtown Subic

So much for the walkaholic portion of my Philippines life. The nightlife began with a stop at Sit-n-Bull to purchase some vittles for the Hideaway Wednesday feeding. Last night the girls enjoyed chicken fingers, lumpia, and a roast chicken.

Joy found her lasagna exquisite.

And then there was Wet Spot. Aine came to my table as if nothing had happened, and I reminded her of her rude behavior on my previous visit. She denied being anything of the kind. Now, I would have accepted a simple apology along the lines of, “I’m sorry you felt that way; it was not my intention to seem rude. Let’s forget it and move on.” Instead, I got an explosion of anger in the “How dare you call me rude!” vein. Then she stormed off and ignored me for the remainder of my visit. I figured that was that, but after I was already home, Aine messaged me later that night, saying she had been surprised and hurt by my allegations of rudeness. She couldn’t understand why I had treated her so poorly. I responded that if she had been civil to me in the bar, we could have talked through it. She conceded that she lost her temper when I called her rude and regretted that. We pretty much left it there because I needed to sleep. I’m not sure what, if anything, happens next. I may have been out of line myself–I’m not sure why I even care–but what’s done is done.

My scheduled trip to the clinic for diagnostic blood testing went well, and I should have the results tomorrow. I’ll share them with Dr. Jo and get her opinion on whether I’ll have another five years of life to enjoy in my adopted home.

Twosday

Double your pleasure, double your fun…

I never really had a plan for life, I just reacted to it. Whenever I reached a crossroad, I chose a direction and followed the road without a clue as to where it might take me. I guess it is natural to wonder about the paths that would have led to a different life, but you only get to live the life you chose …

I posted the above to Facebook five years ago on the eve of my retirement and departure from Korea. I didn’t add a citation then, and I can’t remember whether it is something I wrote or read somewhere else. Either way, it’s as true now as it ever was.

So, let’s celebrate the milestone on this road of life called yesterday.

After grocery shopping, I paid the driver and sent him and my helper home with the groceries. I walked to the Harbor Pointe Mall to take care of some business.

This is that new lab where I can get diagnostic blood testing done. They can also do the spinal ultrasound test I need to have performed. So, I’ll be fasting for the twelve hours after I finish drinking tonight, then find out how my body is holding up to my Phillippines lifestyle tomorrow morning.

I took a cab back home, but this one wasn’t metered. Before departing, I asked the driver how much to Barretto. When he said “500 pesos,” I told him to stop the cab; I’m getting out. I’m not a cheap Charlie, but I don’t like being scammed for any amount. The metered cab was a little over 200, and the last time I took an unmetered taxi ride home, it was 350. Well, the driver said, sorry, I meant 350. Whatever. I took the ride for that amount.

The mountain mama I support once again pleaded to give me a massage, and I relented. She does do a good job, but this time I declined the happy ending (and reduced her compensation accordingly). I honestly don’t know what has gotten into me lately, but I just have zero interest in transactional sex. I keep waiting for someone who wants to be with me with no expectation of compensation. Geez, I’d pay someone for that kind of loving. Yeah, that last line is me being funny (or trying to), but maybe I should consider hiring someone to be my companion. At least part-time. And yes, that’s inconsistent with my stated desire not to pay for it, but assuming I hired someone talented at pretending, it might work. We’ll see; I haven’t decided yet.

So, that brings us to last night. I went out a little early because I wanted to get a haircut. When I arrived at my regular shop, no barber was available (it’s more of a beauty salon-type place). My former barber was let go a couple of months ago, and the owner gave me my last couple of cuts, but she wasn’t around yesterday. I think it is time to take my business elsewhere.

So, now it is a little after four, and It Doesn’t Matter is right across the street, so that’s where I started my evening out. Again, not many customers, and still a sad vibe in the air. Bob’s remains are being buried at the American Veteran’s Cemetary in Angeles tomorrow. My regular waitress, Agnes, wasn’t around either, so I was drinking alone. And that led me to the idea of a theme for the night–two and out. I’d have two beers, then move on to the next venue. So, when my second bottle of Zero was empty, I paid my tab, said goodnight, and moved on.

I’d been craving a Philly cheesesteak sandwich for a few days, and John’s place has the best in town, so I made that my next stop. I got to chatting with my waitress, Veronica, and was really wowed. Pretty and can hold up her end of a conversation is an all too rare combination, at least in the places I tend to hang out. Alas, she revealed she is in a committed relationship, thereby crushing my newly formed fantasies.

I was left with only the love for my sandwich, and it did not disappoint. I posted that picture on Facebook, and a commenter said she’d never eat a sandwich made with Cheese Whiz. I informed her that a foodie like John would never MAKE a sandwich with anything other than real cheese.

I ordered some of John’s Korean-style chicken wings to go and my second beer for while I waited. When the wings arrived, and the beer was gone, I headed across the highway to Hideaway Bar. Since it was only Tuesday, they were surprised to see me. I acted like I had just been confused and told them to put the wings in the fridge for tomorrow. Of course, they weren’t having any of that nonsense.

They were good and gone in record time.

Two beers for me and two drinks for Joy, and it was time to move the Twosday party to the next venue. As I departed Hideaway, I had no idea where that would be. So many options and so little time. I knew I wanted to finish at Queen Victoria to welcome Angie back after her week off from work, but there were thirty bars to choose from between there and where I was standing. I finally settled on Hot Zone.

I was the only customer when I first arrived, which in a girly bar can be a little uncomfortable. Owner Jay has a disciplined crew, though, and no one besieged me for drinks. Over the course of my two beers, a few other guys came in, further relieving the pressure. I was a little short on cash and didn’t want to splurge on lady drinks in a bar where I don’t really know any of the girls.

Two beers and out, then down the road to Queen Vic. I was disappointed to see that Angie wasn’t around (I was advised she was eating), but in almost no time, two acquaintances sat down on either side of me and started right in with flirty bargirl talk. When I ordered my second (and final) beer, I got each of my companions a drink too. A couple of minutes later, Angie came in, so we made room at the bar for her to join us. When my beer was gone, I was done (five bars, ten beers, if you’re keeping score).

The most unique tip jar I think I’ve ever seen is at Queen Vic. I had a ten-peso coin and asked for change so I could leave a five-peso tip. The cashier gave me a funny look, and I explained that with the 500 pesos tip, you get to touch boobs, but for five pesos, she’ll fuck you. I came to understand that I was misinterpreting the meaning. Oh well.

I paid, left a sixty peso tip, and stepped outside to hail a trike. When I got home, I made a batch of sugar-free pudding, adding a banana and some raisins, then settled in to spend some time worshipping Satan. Keeping with my Twosday theme, I watched two episodes of Lucifer, then escaped to the peace that comes with sleep.

I have been fortunate and blessed…but the roads I have taken have led to some great adventures and life-altering experiences. A fool’s luck perhaps, but even so, I could never have imagined what my life would turn out to be; it has been a very nice ride. So it is time to look forward again…it will be an adventure with an uncertain outcome for sure…”

Was it me who wrote this?

As mentioned in the opening of this post, Facebook reminded me of what I was up to on my last day in Korea five years ago, including sharing the words above (whether I wrote them or not).

There was also the goodbye luncheon with my team.
And a special award for my Deputy, Donna Cole. She was amazing in many ways. I credit her counsel and advice for much of the success I achieved as Director, Human Resources Management, 8th U.S. Army/United States Forces Korea.

And I spent the dark hours that night visiting my haunts in Anjeong-ri and handing out chocolates to all my favorites.

Including this sweet Filipina named Yaz

I had a good run, just wish I had appreciated it more at the time. Oh well, that’s behind me, and what matters now is what lies ahead, starting with that lab work tomorrow morning.

Hope it comes out alright.

Just a little flattery

It’s been said that flattery gets you nowhere, but yesterday at least, it made for a mostly level Hash trail. It wasn’t so much an aversion to hills; there just weren’t any around in the part of San Antonio we visited. Still, we laid a long (10K) trail with a 6K option for those who don’t like too much of a good thing. Most of the hike was through farmland (primarily rice and corn), but it was in an area that hadn’t been Hashed in years, so it was new to almost everyone in attendance.

The On-Home was at the FRA, a venue I always enjoy when I visit. It’s always nice to get out of town for a change of pace. Here’s how it all went down:

This depiction of our trail is on the level. The black line chops off that 4K loop on the right. I did almost the whole trail while laying powder and chalk, and I was flat tired at the end.
My fellow Hares, Pubic Head, and Anal Receptive
The FRA, from whence the trail began and ended.
A short excursion up the highway
Marking the junction–short trail continues straight, and the long trail turns right
Now what do we do?
Well, we sure as hell ain’t crossing that bridge!
The only traffic we encountered on this road
Let’s turn right and go thataway…
Briefly back on the highway…
…before turning up this sidestreet
Cutting through the fallow field
And past the cornstalks
I love this old tree
Keep on keepin’ on!
What it looked like where we was…
This was the biggest surprise of the day…when we scouted the trail last month, you could make this crossing without getting your feet wet. Not so yesterday.
Luckily, it wasn’t all that deep.
Almost done now

We returned to the FRA at noon, and the bus from Barretto arrived at 12:30.

Here come the Hashers!
Providing guidance to the group before they head out for the trail. I opted to keep the water crossing near the end as a surprise. Why spoil the fun?
On-On!
Through the fields, they go!
Posers
Flatlanders
Marching along
Looking good, Whatever You Want.
What kind of nuts are those?
Made it through the water.
Back at the FRA and chowing down.
Drink ’em down, Hashers!
Sweet FRA waitresses did a good job taking care of the group.
Circle up!
It’s nice on ice!
And when it was all over, the group bussed safely back to Barretto.

All in all, a good day, even if we didn’t get too high. I finished my trail marking responsibilities around noon, so I naturally started downing the San Miguel Zeros. We finished around five, and I was definitely done. I went straight home and spent some time with the devil.

I don’t know about that.

Dinner and dancing and a girl on the floor

Just a quick post this morning before I head out to San Antonio to mark today’s Hash trail. Given the beer that will be consumed afterward, it’s a safe bet that this is one of those now-or-never situations, so here goes.

I confined myself exclusively to Hideaway Bar last night, which is noteworthy in and of itself, but sometimes events warrant sticking around. I was surprised to see Marvin seated at the bar–I’d never seen him in Hideaway previously. Marvin is one of the more interesting old-timers around town, but he spends half his time in Manila, so it is a relatively rare event to be in the same place at the same time. But as I pointed out to him last night, this was the third time in four days we were drinking in the same establishment–Mangos, IDM, and now HIdeaway)–and that there is a name for that kind of coincidence: stalking. Of course, he noted that he was the first to arrive at Hideaway, which made me the stalker.

In due course, the food from Jewel Cafe was delivered:

Ten chicken wings
Filipino style spaghetti
Prawns
Pork sisig
Tocino with garlic rice and egg for Joy
And a club sandwich for me. I don’t usually participate in the feeding but had a bit of a hunger pang last night. I only ate half of it, but Joy was glad to devour my leftovers.
Joy can really put it away.

After the feeding, it was pretty much your standard night at Hideaway until Marvin and his bargirl (I can’t remember her name, I just call her the crazy one) got up to dance. Marvin impressed me with his slow country moves, and Crazy did a nice job following his lead. Well, I also fancy myself a bit of a country dancer, so I drug Joy out to the improvised dance floor to make it a foursome. It felt a bit like the good ol’ days back in Arkansas. Joy gets dizzy when I put the spin moves on her, so naturally, I can’t resist spinning her around frequently. We sat down after the first song, but Marvin and Crazy continued putting on a show.

I got distracted for a bit, but then I heard someone exclaim, “He fell!” I jumped up and rushed to the other side of the bar, where I saw Marvin down on his knees, attempting to assist Crazy, who was unconscious! I assumed she had passed out (she’s a heavy drinker) and hit her head, but Marvin said she had an asthma attack and blacked out. Crazy wasn’t responding to our efforts to revive her, and I was worried about what might happen next (ambulances here are notoriously slow and not staffed with paramedics, and the trip to the nearest hospital would be another 30 minutes). When I heard it might be asthma, I pulled out the inhaler I always carry for my COPD and handed it to Marvin, who squirted a couple of hits into Crazy’s mouth. She responded to that very quickly, and I was relieved to see her open her eyes. We gave her another couple of squirts, and soon enough, she was sitting up again. By the time I left, she appeared to be back to normal, well, as normal as she gets. I’m not an expert, but I’m guessing the excessive alcohol consumption and the physical exertion of dancing triggered the asthma attack. I’m glad it ended as well as it did.

How’s that for excitement? Here’s hoping for a Hash event sans excitement this afternoon! Full report tomorrow.

Oh, we all need to take a stand and refuse to submit to this type of government abuse:

Stick it to the man!