About my VD

I’m sure he had a ball with you!

Welp, for the first time in several years I had a girlfriend to share the love on Valentine’s Day. I mentioned yesterday how the day got off to a dismal start and a canceled hike, but things took a turn for the better as the day progressed.

I’d posted on John Kim’s Facebook page that I’d be coming to his restaurant for dinner. An acquaintance asked if he and his girl could join us, and I said sure. He suggested 7 p.m., and I agreed, even though that’s a tad late to get started for an early bird like me. But I’d promised Swan some live music at Queen Victoria, and the band starts at 8:30, so the later dinner hour was a good fit. We left the house a little before 6 p.m. so we could avoid walking in the dark. I figured I’d pass the time until dinner hour with some San Miguel Zeros.

A sexy street walker

When we arrived at John’s place, we took a table on the second floor. John greeted us and mentioned we were earlier than he expected, and I told him we just wanted to get a good seat. As we waited, several other diners arrived, including a couple of folks I know, but most of them went upstairs to the third-floor open-air bar to dine.

John came out and chatted with us and the guests at another table. He’s still not doing all that well, but he was up and moving about, which is better than I’d seen in quite some time.

So, I got a message from my supposed dinner companions around 6:30, saying they’d be arriving “around 7:20.” Hmm. I responded that we were already there waiting and had after-dinner plans, so we would have to reschedule for another time. Oh well.

Our dinner portrait.
The special was an Australian T-Bone steak for 995 pesos. I asked about a USDA ribeye, but it was out of stock. My problem with Aussie beef is that it is always tougher than what I prefer. Sadly, this steak was no exception to that rule.
Swan had the beef tenderloin. I took a taste, and it was very tender and tasty. Damn, I made the wrong call.

After dinner, we caught a trike to Queen Victoria.

I got Swan her Valentine’s flower along the way.
Our Queen Vic selfie.

We watched the band warm up, and I was surprised there were no female members. Swan was familiar with the group, called Engine, and said they play hard rock exclusively. They definitely played loud. That’s the problem with most bar bands–inadequate sound mixing just leads to noise. I could see that the guitarist was quite talented in the guitar solos. The singer appeared to be good, too, but unfortunately, he was usually drowned out by the other instruments. I had heard raves about Engine being the best bar band around, but for the most part, I was disappointed.

Engine in action. We left after the first set.

Despite my grumpy old man criticisms, it was nice to be out on a date with my girl doing something she had been looking forward to. On the way home, she thanked me for staying out late with her. Late, in this case, was 9:30, but that was out of the norm for me.

Of course, I won’t need a VD excuse to spend more quality time with Swan in the days ahead. It’s nice to have a girlfriend.

In an odd coincidence, Facebook memories shared a moment from one year ago–my last barfine (i.e., paying to take a bargirl home with you).

She helped me walk the dogs the next morning.

I don’t even remember her name now. She was shy and new to the bar. One of her conditions was there would be no boom-boom (intercourse), and I agreed to those terms. For me, it was about the companionship more than the sex anyway. She was a sweetie, and I enjoyed cuddling with her all night. She left the bar shortly thereafter and moved back home to the province. She wasn’t really cut out to be a bargirl.

Today’s Quora Q&A (I’m not sure if I mentioned, I’m just taking the answers I’ve given over the years in chronological order. This one is from May 2022):

Q: Would you press a button that gives you 100 million dollars, but would take away 2% of your memory?

A: I forget.

Yeah, thousands of comedians are out of work, and I’m trying to be funny, right? Well, how about these:

I would just catch a trike.
There are lots of exes on my graph, too…

And that’s enough for one day, don’t you think?

Valentine’s Eve

Happy Valentine’s Day from the Philippines!

The immigration office showed me some love in the form of a 60-day extension to my tourist visa. I filled my cart with overpriced groceries at Royal and refrained from purchasing my dietary nemesis–ice cream. Then back home for a nap and a blog, filling the hours until it was beer o’clock. And with me being a creature of routine, I headed out to spend Tuesday evening on Baloy Beach, starting at the Kokomo’s floating bar.

Waiting for transport.
The eye in the sky
This Military Sealift Command (MSC) supply ship has been anchored in the bay for a couple of weeks now. Not sure what’s up with that.
Yeah, it looks like THAT is gonna happen again.
I guess when a certain song plays (Cha Cha Slide), the girls all spontaneously get up and start dancing. At least they did yesterday.
Where ya goin’?
It was nice hanging out with Hash buddy Steve (behind Swan) and the Kokomo’s owner (also Steve) with his back to the camera. The empty stool is my seat. I guess you could say it was even-steven.
Me and that girl.
Looks like it is dinner time!

So, we headed over to Treasure Island for some grub.

Swan had a Belgian sandwich
And I did the pulled pork.
Ain’t we sweet?

After we got back home, things went a little bit south. I woke up in the night with the uncomfortable feeling that comes with inadequately oxygenated blood. My oximeter confirmed with a reading of 88. I used my nebulizer to little effect, so I fired up the oxygen tank and got the reading up to 97. I went back to bed but couldn’t sleep because of a symphony of wheezing noises when I exhaled. In desperation, I slapped on my headphones to drown out that obnoxious sound, but Stephen Stills couldn’t put me to sleep either. Up once more and messed around on the internet for a while, then saw my blood oxygen was back down to 91. Sucked in some air from the tank again and finally went to sleep a bit after four

I felt better enough this morning to move forward with plans to join the Wednesday Walkers on a hike to Bolon Falls. But while walking the dogs, I had another breathing attack and prudence dictated that I cancel. I am hoping this too shall pass. And I don’t.

I’m taking Swan to dinner tonight for VD at John’s place. Then we will enjoy some live music at Queen Victoria for as long as I can hold out.

Today’s Quora Q&A:

Q: Are you happy that you waited until 65 to retire or do you wish you had done so earlier in your career?

A: I actually retired the first time at 55. I went back to my old job five years later and worked another three before retiring for good at 63. I have no regrets about either decision. The sooner, the better (provided you can afford to) is always the best option, in my opinion. I knew I didn’t want to be that guy who died at his desk.

Here’s a smile or two for you:

You’d be a dope not to.
I sure do miss my ice cream…

Here’s that song the girls on the floater can’t stop dancing too:

Perseverance personified

I made it through an abbreviated Hash trail yesterday, which, given my recent performance, is quite an accomplishment. Under normal circumstances, I’d rate the climb moderately difficult, but these aren’t normal times for my tired old lungs. We started out in Subic town in what was unfamiliar territory for me, so the inevitable urge to give up was checked by the reality of not knowing where I was. I pushed onward, slow as a snail, but eventually made it to the top. The down wasn’t much fun either, with a good portion of it being through a creek bed, one of my least favorite places to walk. There were three other guys in my small group of stragglers, and we took a pretty major shortcut to end our suffering. Here’s how things looked on our journey:

The Hashers gather at the start of the trail.
And off we go!
A little Genesis (In the beginning) on the backstreets of Subic.
Over this bridge
Then a stroll along the riverbank.
I love how they concreted around this tree so it could continue to live and grow.
I wasn’t sorry that our path did not lead across this bridge.
And that was the end of the fun for me as the climbing commenced.
I took it slow and huffed and puffed as best as I was able.
“I think I can, I think I can…”
And then things began to level out.
A view along the way.
And another.
What goes up must come down.
It was challenging in places, but at least my lungs stopped screaming.
As the Eagles sang long ago, Take it Easy!
A fallen tree became a bridge.
Up the creek without a paddle.
Pubic Head only fell once.
Our shortcut trail when we’d had enough of the shit creek.
A cookie delivery
Getting down on these uneven steps was not as easy as it may appear.
We finally arrived at the On-Home venue, the 13 Resort in Calapadayan.
I managed to avoid time on the ice.
A virgin Hasher is initiated. She sucked it all down, heeding the words, “What doesn’t go in you goes on you. Just like a blowjob.”
Another fire on the mountain.
And another Hash came to a close.
Our shortened version of the Hash trail.

Dave, the Wet Spot owner, and a retired physician, heard my cough the other day and suggested I try Carbocisteine to clear the mucus from my lungs. I started taking it last night, and hopefully, it will help me breathe easier in the future. Feeling like I might pass out during a climb takes away whatever joy there might be in the hike. The day may come when I have to accept being a flatlander, but I’d like to delay that as long as possible.

I came home after the Hash and completed viewing the final season of “Shameless.” I’ll share my thoughts on the series soon, but anything that can hold my attention as long as this show did must be pretty damn good. Next up: Blue Eye Samurai.

A couple of items from my Facebook memories:

Two years ago I knew our country was in the soup with this idiot in charge.
I still had a lot to learn back in 2013. I kicked the smoking habit for good two years later.

Today’s Quora Q&A:

Q: Why do Americans call the small room where the toilet is a ‘restroom’ (when there are no chairs or beds in there) or a ‘bathroom’ (when there is no bath in there)?

A: Here in the Philippines, they call it a “comfort room.” And when I’ve got to pee, I take comfort when one is available.

Today’s bad humor:

Let’s get stoned!
She must be from the state of confusion.
Unless he regurgitates…

Anyway, I’ll leave it at that. Back tomorrow with more goodness.

That’s more like it

As days go, yesterday was a pretty good one. Nothing really special about it, but I enjoyed being around to participate in my usual routines. Started things off we a boring 6K Solo Sunday Street Stroll through Barretto. Come along and I’ll show you just how boring it was:

Out the front door onto Bryce Street
A right on Roosevelt
Leaving Alta Vista on Acadia Street
That road from the highway to Alta Vista I still don’t know the name of (there’s no signage).
On the National Highway
Abra Street
Rizal Extension
A left onto Narra
A right on Rizal
Then Gomez Extension
And onto Gomez
A right on Daugupan
Then Jolo Street
To Del Pilar
And finishing up at Sit-n-Bull.

I brought home a delicious club sandwich to share with Swan for brunch.

I went thataway.

Swan went out with some friends, and we agreed to meet up at the Arizona floating later in the afternoon. In the meantime, I took care of the Hideaway feeding.

The gals gathering their bounty
Bye-bye burrito!

I had more beer than usual, mainly because three were free, and I was repaying the generosity with lady drinks, so I guess it was a win-win for all involved. When it was time to meet Swan, I took the back alley to the beach, maybe a hundred yards away.

A big Sunday afternoon beach crowd.
Swan was already aboard and captured my arrival on the raft from shore.
I joined Swan and her pals at the table they were sharing.
I had a nice vantage point to watch the coming sundown.
It got more crowded later when a biker club (The Outlaws) came aboard.
Lots of activity on the water with banana boats and jet skis speeding by.
Are you ready?
Another nice one.
Even the moon was smiling

When the time came to depart, Swan’s friends headed home, and we walked to Wet Spot for our nightcap. Sat at owner Daddy Dave’s table and had a nice chat. A couple of beers later, it was time to squeeze into the trike for the ride home. And yes, there was no dessert.

Turned on the next to last episode of “Shameless” but passed out fell asleep on the couch before it was over. I’ll have to rewind and see what I missed, then complete my journey later tonight.

Me and the boys on the morning dog walk

I am hopeful that today’s Hash doesn’t leave me breathless, but I’m going to do my best to tackle the trail. I’ll let you know how that goes tomorrow.

I’d wager the fruit is smarter than the vegetable.

Today’s Quora Q&A:

Q: What did your mother or father say to you when you were young that you remembered your whole life?

A: I distinctly remember my father saying in response to a question beginning with “if”…If your aunt had balls she’d be your uncle.” I guess he was ahead of his time.

Today’s offerings of humor:

Maybe a shuffle would help.
Sounds good.

Wish me luck.

I cheated last night

And to make matters worse, Swan caught me. I’ll share the gruesome details later in this post. Let’s start with the good part of the day–Swan’s weekly candy walk.

Candy, out of the bags…
…and into the bag.
Swan leaving home
Me leading the way
Swan at a crossroads
The Easter Mountain shot
First delivery
Marian Hills kids
The kids kept a comin’.
Anticipation
I peed, Swan didn’t.
A bag full of smiles
Believe it or not, I didn’t take a picture of EVERY delivery.
But it is fun watching the mutual pleasures involved in handing out sweets.
Waiting for the candy lady with kittens in hand.
Heading to the valley
Down in the valley
Workin’ the fields…
Over the rickety bridge
Kids like candy; the science is settled.
A delivery on Bridge #4
Next!
Beauty on the road
The most popular woman in San Isidro
Something’s fishy
Ain’t they sweet?
Over Bridge #2
More customers
The biggest group of the day and the last of the candy
Across Bridge #1
Chicken feet at the Santo Tomas marketplace. I’ll stick with wings.
The last stop of the day was a cookie delivery to the homeless family living under the highway river bridge.
A tad over 7K, all told.

Swan had a friend coming over to visit in the evening, which meant I would be alone in the bars. Yeah, you can see where this is leading.

Swan and her pal at The Rite Spot On The Roof
My signal that beer o’clock had arrived.

So, I headed out with a pocketful of coupons from the SOB, including a “buy one, take one” for the Green Room. On my way there, I passed Sloppy Joe’s and saw a group of Hashers enjoying cold beverages, so I joined them for a couple.

When I moved next door to Green Room, I was able to secure my favorite table and plopped down to take full advantage of my half-price beer coupon. My regular waitress sat down, and we chatted some, so I bought her a lady drink. A bit later, a woman I met while hiking (I gave her kids some cookies) came over to give me a shoulder rub (she works there now). And then the Hasher I know came and stood beside my table, too. When I ordered my next beer, I bought them all a round of lady drinks. Yeah, those coupons always wind up costing me money!

I got a message that my pal Erik was on his way, and he arrived just in time to rescue me from a very aggressive gal who was trying to touch me in ways that even I find inappropriate. With Erik there, she turned her full attentions on him and left me alone. He seemed to be enjoying her company. I stayed for a couple of more (and another round of lady drinks). A large group of big-spending Koreans arrived and encamped on the tables next to ours. They began playing pool, and I saw one tip a girl 1000 pesos, which must have made her week. It’s always entertaining to watch the two-week millionaires in action.

Erik was surprised when I told him it was time for me to go, seeing as how it wasn’t even eight yet. When he asked why, I just said I’d rather be at home. Besides, he appeared to be in good hands (literally) with the aggressive girl. As I departed, I decided to stop into Sit-n-Bull and get a pecan pie for Swan (it’s her favorite). I was a little surprised to see the price has gone up to 260 pesos per pie slice. I usually get two for an even 500, but that won’t work now. My judgment may have been impaired somewhat by the beers, but I impulsively told the waitress to make a banana split to go. I got one pecan pie as well.

When I arrived home, Swan was still on the roof with her friends, so I turned on the TV and “Shameless”ly began devouring my banana split. Unbeknownst to me, Swan had quietly come downstairs and caught me red-handed cheating on my diet. She was none too pleased but calmed down when I handed her the pecan pie. Still, she let me know she expected me to remain faithful in the future to abstaining from ice cream. Yes, dear.

Caught in the act. Pretty disgusting, I know. I can and will do better!

One day at a time. When you fall off the wagon, you just climb your way back on.

Today’s Quora Q&A:

Q: What are some places in the world where an America can much easily afford an early retirement there, whereas if they had stayed in America they would be struggling to get by and probably would run out of money?

A: It’s not hard to find places that are more affordable than the USA. I chose the Philippines and I live very well here on my pension. I love Asia and should I decide on a change of scenery I’d seriously consider Cambodia or Vietnam.

And now for the smiles:

No need to have a fit. Shake it off!
Bill Cosby had a fix for that.
Keep your Karma to yourself!

I’m going to do a feeding at Hideaway and enjoy some time on the Arizona floating bar today. I don’t foresee any ice cream in my future, though.

SOBsumed

Not the best of days yesterday. As I mentioned, I had to bail on the Friday group hike when I experienced some breathing issues early on. Before I even got back home I regretted wimping out. I let those voices in my head saying cowardly shit convince me that prudence was dictated. Looking back, if I had forced myself to press on, I likely would have been fine once the relatively easy climb was completed. Sometimes you just have to push yourself a little harder when the going gets rough. And honestly, in the worst-case scenario, I’d rather die doing what I enjoy than to succumb to laziness at home.

My fellow group of hikers (for the first 1+ kilometer)
The incline into Alta Vista winded me.
And this hill defeated me.
So, I tucked my chicken shit tail between my legs and headed back home like a pussy.

I honestly believe my best option in the future will be to walk through bouts like the one I had yesterday. How does that saying go? “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.” Or maybe, “live and learn.” One of those.

I’m moving forward with trying to maintain a healthier diet. Yesterday, I consumed some bacon and sausage for breakfast, some celery sticks for lunch, a hamburger patty for dinner, and one chicken finger at the SOB. Several San Mig Zeros were my only indulgence. Yes, I missed my post-drinking sweets while watching “Shameless,” but I resisted the urge. (It helped that I gave away the cartons of ice cream in the freezer to my basement dwellers)

When beer o’clock rolled around, I debated whether I should just stay home, but in the end, Friday night and the SOB overcame my resistance. Queen Victoria was the venue, and it had been several months since my last visit to this particular bar. I was the first to arrive and got a comfortable seat with a nice view. Swan joined me a little later, and we enjoyed the show together.

The way I saw it.
The Queen Vic team put on one of the best shows I’ve seen, and their sexy costumes teased my imagination. They started their set with “God Save The Queen” and then transitioned into some songs by Queen. You might say they raised the Mercury.
I didn’t judge last night, but I suspect their victory was unanimous. Well done, ladies!

When the show was over at eight, Swan asked where I wanted to go next and I responded, “home.” And that’s just what we did. A little TV and then a good night’s sleep.

We did a 7K candy walk this morning that went well, although I was pretty tired when we finished. I’m just going to keep plugging away for as long as I can.

Today’s Quora Q&A features a weirdly worded question that for some reason I chose to answer anyway.

Q: How is Hoover’s Dam people? Do “the AMERICANS” out there truly appreciate the greatness of a “Hoover Dam?” And why did they name a dam after a Dead President? They never talked about a Dam during school hours. Even at a Private Catholic Elite School.

A: It was originally named Boulder Dam. It was renamed to honor Hoover who was instrumental in using federal resources for the dam’s construction. It is an amazing piece of work.

A ballsy funny:

Yeah, you’d have to be nuts to try that.

Alright, let’s see what Saturday night holds in store. Back tomorrow to let you know.

Sweet home Alta Vista

Yesterday was a stay-at-home day. Well, Swan joined me for a 6K walk on the streets of Matain and Calapacuan, where she sweetened the day of the kids we encountered.

Her work here is done.
Ran into a Hasher, Wonder Woman, I hadn’t seen for a while.
Better than the highway
Living on the bay. Literally.
Swan is hard at work. No idea why these kids aren’t in school.
Yep, you got to watch for those pernicious demons.

Back home to do my usual chores passions like blogging, and then settled into the comfort of not having (or wanting) to go out. Netflix loaded on my TV for a change, and I am now progressing into the final season of “Shameless.” Beer o’clock rolled around, and upstairs I did go.

Yes, I see it too. A couple of Facebook commenters mentioned the obvious weight gain.
Besides, there is more of me to love.

I am working on it. Swan and my helper Teri are removing temptations (they took my ice cream supply downstairs), and I’m doing my best to avoid those foods that brought me to this sad condition. The bad news is I’m not feeling well, which may or may not be related to my obesity. I had to abort my participation in the group hike this morning because I had a breathing attack during the first easy climb. I don’t know what to make of that. If I can’t walk, I’m screwed, and for now, efforts like HIIT (high-intensity interval training) are beyond my capability. I’m going to do my best and see what happens.

In the meantime, I’ll focus on the positives in my life.
Swan served me a nice bowl of beef bulgogi for dinner.
And there was this…
…and this.
I hope to stick around a while longer.

So, a quiet but nice night at home. And up with the morning sun to make the best of a new day.

Enjoy it while you can.
Glad to be here!

Today’s Quora Q&A:

Q: What did you do in your first month of retirement after working for over 30 years?

A: After leaving my office for the last time, I went straight to the airport and caught a plane to the Philippines. I spent my first month of retirement settling in to my new lifestyle. Found an apartment to rent short time while I looked for a house, joined the dart league, took up hiking and hashing, and making new friends. Over four years later, I’m still going strong and enjoying my new life of freedom from work.

Humor me this:

What about Suzette?
I love this.

And that’s all I’ve got for today.

Ruffles still have ridges

And so did the Wednesday Walkers

Yep, another hike on Kalaklan Ridge. Note I said “on,” not “up.” One of the members, Brian, discovered a rough dirt road leading to the ridge from the Olongapo side and offered to drive the group up in his 4×4 pickup truck. I love walking the ridgeline but despise climbing up there, so this idea was a real treat. We took the truck to the top and parked where the road ended, then commenced our walk in the direction of Tralala, a mountaintop village. We arrived 4K later and kept on going for a bit into territory none of us had previously traversed. Then we reversed course and walked back the way we came (no other option on the ridge) concluding what for me was a 9K hike. I enjoyed it very much much. Here are some pictures our group took along the way:

The purple line is the route we drove up. The orange is the route I walked with Scott and Steve. The green is the addition that Brian and Jim explored.
Out of the vehicle and ready to ramble!
The ridgeline had its ups and downs along the way.
A pleasant stroll through the grass.
A multitude of views along the way were our reward.
The ass-side of Easter Mountain as seen from above.
More mountain views
And the Subic Bay.
From another vista.
Keep on truckin’
The view from where I stopped before turning around. Jim and Brian went on to the end of the ridge in the distance.
Taking a break on the way back.
Cookies and smiles go together.
The church in Tralala. The only way up here now is on foot.
As trails go, this one was a breeze.
I love this panoramic shot.
A trail leads to that hilltop, but we opted to save that for another day.
Making our way
The pause that refreshes.
The group shot (minus Brian)
What’s that up ahead? Men with guns!
Turns out they were police. We didn’t ask what they were doing up there and they didn’t say.
Armed and friendly.
Horsin’ around
Taking the long view
Jim getting his rocks off.
Walk on!
Back in the truck for the ride home.

The dog walk, the ridgeline, and my trip into town made for one of my biggest days in a long time.

I occasionally break the 20,000-step barrier, but 25,000+ is rare.

About that trip into town. I dropped into Hideaway for Joy’s birthday. Had a pizza delivered and gave her an envelope with the gift I knew she could use. I stayed an hour or so and said goodbye before the cake was cut. Next up was Cheap Charlies, a venue I don’t frequent as often as I used to. Come to think of it, I haven’t been hitting any of the bars as often now that I have more motivation to stay home. None of my old crew was working, but I stayed for two beers anyway.

The view from my stool.
And the view from the CR.

Swan was visiting a friend and wasn’t going to join me. I decided to go to Whiskey Girl to say hello to my waitress friend, Jenn. Except she wasn’t working either. The girl I know from Voodoo now works at Whiskey Girl, so I bought her a drink before I headed back down the highway.

I made Snackbar my final stop of the night. Months and months have passed since my last visit, and the vibe was pretty depressing. Things change, and life goes on. There are lots of nice memories there, but the past is gone.

Home before eight (and Swan). For some reason, Netflix still won’t load on my television, so I finished season 10 of “Shameless” on my laptop. One more season to go.

Today, I’m going to spend my evening at the Rite Spot On The Roof. I’m sure it will be more fun than I had last night.

Facebook memories reminded me that it was seven years ago that I was diagnosed with COPD.

The Army hospital on Yongsan Garrison made the diagnosis that my Korean doctor had missed for several months, giving me worthless antibiotics for an “infection.”

Today’s Quora Q&A:

Q: Do you ever think about your old job after retirement?

A: Funny you should ask. I dreamed about working in my old job last night. It’s been over four years since I retired. I guess my subconscious wanted something to do.

And you regulars know what is coming next:

I normally drink out of a bottle, so I should be good. (Zero has 60 calories)
I always wanted to get a dog in Korea and name it Bosintang.
Now tell me a Covid joke. Oh, wait, the whole thing was a joke. Never mind.

That’s all for today. Thanks for dropping in.

No sugar tonight

Tuesday is in the books, my shelves are restocked with groceries, and I’m still among the living. Hard to top that!

My big event was a visit to Dr. Jo to review the results of my recent bloodwork. It wasn’t quite as good as I hoped it would be, but not so bad that I’m hopeless. Comparing the results of my previous test in May and this one, here’s the lowdown:

My uric acid is high. Up from 438.74 to 529.52 (high normal is 416)

My fasting blood sugar is high. Up from 6.35 to 6.49 (high normal is 5.49)

I also have increased levels of kidney enzymes:

Blood Urrea Nitrogen. Up from 4.20 to 6.80 (high normal is 8.33)

Creatine. Up from 82.0 to 102.0 (high normal is 104)

In the good news department, my cholesterol is down.

So, I have a couple of new meds to try for the next thirty days. And I have to develop more discipline in my daily dietary habits. Back on low carb and limited sugar intakes. My motivation is not to become diabetic like my mother was and to avoid kidney failure. Wish me luck.

After the doctor’s appointment, I hiked out to Baloy Beach to do my Tuesday gig on the floating bar.

It was only 3:30 when I arrived and the sun was still high in the sky.
In an unusual turn of events, I got to sit with some blokes I actually know–Alex on the left, an old dart buddy, and fellow Hasher Steve in the middle. Gary is the guy on the end, and I enjoyed making his acquaintance. An old Navy guy who lived on Baloy in 1985. He has a Filipina wife he’s been with for forty years now.
Time was passing as I awaited Swan’s arrival.
The girls broke into a dance.
The raft carrying Swan approached.
Welcome aboard, sweetheart! Glad you are so happy to see me!
The moment I’d been waiting for was approaching.
A pretty good crowd for a Tuesday.
Get down!
Swan and the Kokomo owner’s wife hit it off.
Going…
…going…
…gone!

And when the sun goes, so do we. This time, we visited DaKudos for our supper.

We shared this plate of grilled porkchops.
Another nice night out together.

Via Facebook memories came this from five years ago:

Before Lucky was lucky. He was tied up on a short rope with no food or water. I adopted him a couple of days later.

And in the sad news department, Toby Keith has died at 62. I first became familiar with Keith as a performer when I heard “Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue,” which resonated with me after seeing the 9/11 attacks up close and personal in DC. That event also transformed me from a Democrat voter to a person who puts America first. And I hear this song frequently played in The Hideaway Bar and others:

You left us too soon. Rest in peace!

Today’s Quora Q&A question:

Q: If you could go back to 1986 and restart your life from that moment, would you do it?

A: Yes, I would. There would be lots of IPO stocks to buy.

Today’s funnies:

Like looking in a mirror.
Ferme la bouche

Alright, got to run. I have a birthday party to attend to at Hideaway this evening.

Satisficing

It’s funny the things you remember sometimes. When I was thinking about how to characterize how I spent my time yesterday, the word “satisfice” came to mind. Then, I recalled the days when I was climbing the ladder through levels of government bureaucracy as a supervisor and manager for Uncle Sam. Periodically, we’d be sent to training seminars at the taxpayers’ expense to learn skills to become more effective leaders. At one such session, I was introduced to the concept of satisficing. Contrary to most of my training, this tidbit proved useful over the years. The way the instructor explained it, as managers, we had to both make efficient use of our time and encourage the growth and development of our subordinates. An example I remember from the training went something like this: You assign a staff member to write a policy memo. When you are provided a draft for review, you find that while it conveys the purpose adequately, it is not written in the manner you prefer. So, you can reject the work and have it redone, or you can waste your own precious time rewriting it yourself. The third option was to accept that while it was not done the way you would have, it did serve to communicate the policy’s intent–it satisfices. Over the years, many things passed my desk for approval, and I would invoke that mantra in acceptance. I did a quick Google search of the word today and was surprised to see a Wikipedia entry for satisficing. They describe a more scientific approach than I took, but the idea is pretty much the same.

About yesterday, then. I mentioned that I had decided to forego the Hash, but I needed to determine how I might best fill those hours in a meaningful way. But as I considered options, nothing particularly appealed to me. I hadn’t spent any time over the weekend in the bars of Barretto, and oddly enough, I wasn’t missing that scene. I thought about doing my own hike, but I wasn’t feeling up for a solo walk either. In the end, I walked across town to John’s place, ordered the Korean wings to go, and took them across the street to Hideaway to share with the crew since I hadn’t been there for the Sunday feeding.

After an hour, I moved on. Blue Butterfly Bar was sold and is now called Roadhouse. I like that name much better. I dropped in to see what was up, but other than some new signage and fewer girls, it didn’t seem much different. I had one beer there and departed. Now what? As I stood on the highway, considering the multiple bar options surrounding me, nothing appealed more than the thought of going back home. So, that’s what I did after stopping in at Sit-n-Bull for some pecan pie (Swan’s favorite) to take with me.

When I walked through the door, I put the pie on the counter, grabbed a beer, and headed up to the roof. Swan was already there enjoying a glass of wine and was happy to have me join her.

The sun was mostly gone by now, but the sky still was full of color.
We had some music playing, and Swan was rocking the rocker (which is why the photo is blurry).
The night was young.

Later, we went downstairs with the intention to watch some “Shameless,” but for some reason, Netflix wouldn’t load on the TV. We settled for a couple of YouTube videos, then headed off to bed for some bliss before sleep.

It was a far from perfect day, but it satisficed.

Today’s Quora Q&A (from November 2022):

Q: What would you say to someone if they became a millionaire overnight?

A: Sharing is caring.

Today’s attempts at humor:

Stop, you’re killing me!
Reminds me of the Meatloaf song:
So now I’m praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
‘Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don’t think that I can really survive
I’ll never break my promise or forget my vow
But God only knows what I can do right now
I’m praying for the end of time
It’s all that I can do (ooh, ooh)
Praying for the end of time
So I can end my time with you

We’ll so something a little more upbeat for today’s song:

I hope you found today’s post to be satisficing.

Drunkin’ Grownups

The brownout party at the Rite Spot On The Roof turned out to be a lot of fun. It was also a bit of a marathon for a lightweight like me, with the first guests arriving just before noon and the last departure around 9 p.m. During the course of the event, we downed over fifty(!) beers, and the lady folk enjoyed several bottles of wine. There were lots of compliments on the chili and corn muffins, and we didn’t have many leftovers from the other food offerings. I think at the peak, we had fifteen or so in attendance, which was a better turnout than I expected. Ironically, we had ANOTHER brownout late in the afternoon, although this one only lasted thirty minutes. The neighbor said it was scheduled, but I hadn’t heard about it. Anyway, the attendees all said they had a good time, and that’s what a party is for, so I’m calling it a success!

The party was slated to begin at one, but Gem messaged they had to check out of the hotel at noon
but would stop by before departing for Manila. So, we started the party early.
The rest of Gem’s crew.

I have to conclude that the visit wasn’t about me, and I never got a clear understanding of what was going on with Gem’s situation. She said she has an Israeli significant other, but he is currently visiting Thailand. So, maybe she’s just trying to fill in space until he returns. Anyway, it is nice to be remembered after five years, and I hope things work out well for her.

Pancit was ready for the early arrivals
And Christian, Inday’s guy, manned the grill.
Kebabs coming up!
And the lumpia was served.
Then the white folk began arriving.
It was too early in the day to enjoy a sunset, so I arranged a fire for my guest’s entertainment. (joke lang)
The zoom view. I’ve climbed that hill before, and there is a squatter shanty about halfway up. Hope everyone is okay.
Dr. Jo and hubby Chris joined in the fun.
The Filipina table
Wine, meat on a stick, and cheesecake is how they roll.
The testosterone table.
Let the good times roll!
The party in full swing.
As I feared, the afternoon timing of the gathering put us at the mercy of this beast.

The shade provided by the roof was inadequate, and throughout the afternoon, we were rearranging tables and chairs to try and capture what shade we could find.

Desperate times call for desperate measures. Christian hung some sheets to block the sun, but damn, him standing on that railing was freaking me out. A misstep would likely be fatal from up there (a three-story fall) and he’d had some beers.
A shady spot. Good job, Christian. I’m going to buy some roll-up bamboo blinds to install before the next gathering.
But eventually, the problem disappeared.
Happy girls. Wine will do that.
The lights of the city.
Dave and Jo were the last guests to depart. Thanks to my co-hostess, Swan, for all her hard work.

The best damn party I’ve attended all year, if I do say so myself. Good times!

One of my guests, Jim, gifted me one of my favorite treats. He had his sister include it for me in a care package she mailed from the USA. Thanks again!
Another guest, Ron, thought the party was for my birthday, and gifted me this shirt and shorts. It fits!

And now, it is Hash Monday, but after a careful assessment, I’ve decided not to participate today. Vienna Sausage (Guenter) is the Hare, and his trails don’t suit my survival instincts. Strike one. The trail begins at Court 4, near the end of Rizal Extension, which makes it very inconvenient for me to reach (it’s all uphill, and some trikes have difficulty getting there). Strike 2. The On-Home is at a Hasher’s house (Always Wet) and is also at the end of Rizal Extension. That makes getting back home, especially after drinking and in the dark, problematic. Strike 3. Yeah, maybe I’m a wuss, but I don’t expect I’d have a good time, so what’s the point?

I’m not sure what I’m going to do in lieu of the Hash. Fact is, I’m concerned about some lung issues I’m experiencing. Even on the morning dog walk today, I was huffing and puffing. I’ll see Dr. Jo tomorrow, but I may go back to the pulmonary specialist for some advice on minimizing my breathing difficulties.

Today’s Quora Q&A (someone’s question, my answer):

Q: Do people regret moving from their original home country and living abroad permanently or do they feel it was a good decision? If so, what makes them feel that way?

A: I’ve been living in the Philippines for over five years now. No regrets whatsoever. Every time I read the news from back home in the USA I am so thankful to be far away from the nightmare my country of birth has become. Of course, the Philippines is far from perfect, but I’ll take the ups and downs that come with living here over the vanilla American lifestyle any day.

Now for the funny business:

LSD=Let Shoes Dance!
Unless you were lying down.

Alright, that’s all for now. Thanks for stopping by.

Which version of this song is best?

While I like them both, I’ve got to go with the upbeat sound of the original by The Drifters.

I got the power!

More or less. Yesterday’s brownout ran a bit longer than scheduled, with power being restored at 6:20 rather than the promised 6 p.m. Early this morning, while I was doing my usual internet browsing, the lights went out again. In typical unscheduled brownout fashion, things were back up and running within thirty minutes or so. Until the next one.

There is an all-day scheduled brownout in Barretto today (I’m on the Subic grid, so it doesn’t impact me), and in a show of sympathy and brotherhood to my comrades in the Barrio, I’m hosting a rooftop party this afternoon featuring cold beer and a variety of food offerings.

I’m unsure how many will show up, so I made a triple batch of chili, the biggest in my history. I hope I got the mix of ingredients correct in the large version.

So, I filled the brownout hours by taking care of some business and then heading out of town to Pundaquit in San Antonio. The business part was picking up my blood work results, then hitting Royal for more beer, some snacks, and another table for the rooftop.

After dropping off my purchases at home, I had my driver take us to Baloy Beach to meet up with Gem and her five companions. I had assumed it was all females in her group, but it turns out three of them were guys. Younger guys, so I hesitate to call them couples. Anyway, my driver said we could squeeze all six in his vehicle, but Gem and her friends opted to take their own vehicle and follow us. Sounded good to me.

I’m not sure who was driving Gem’s car, but I was impressed with his ability to keep up with my crazy driver, Danny. Danny seemed to be as well, saying he must be from Manila (where crazy driving is mandatory). My first stop in Pundaquit (a 45-minute drive) was the Car Wash bar and restaurant, my favorite venue there. It was lunchtime, and I was hungry and, of course, thirsty.

I hadn’t seen or heard from Gem in five years. I’m still not sure if the visit was about me or just getting out of town.

Gem has been living in Israel and said it had been scary times since the latest outbreak of war, with her city being subject to frequent rocket attacks. I can’t imagine that nightmare. I dropped some hints about the purpose of her visit, but she didn’t have much of anything to say in that regard. The money issue didn’t come up directly, but she did pay for our lunch, so there’s that.

I had the everything burger…
Swan had pork ribs.

I asked Gem what they wanted to do after lunch, and she said her friends wanted to go swimming. I assumed that meant on the nice ocean beach in Pundaquit, but no, they wanted to return to their hotel and swim in Subic Bay. Well, I still had hours of brownout ahead of me, and Gem assured me they could find their way back without us, so we said our goodbyes. Her crew is supposed to join the rooftop party this afternoon. We shall see.

Swan’s sister and her family had also escaped the brownout by visiting Pundaquit, so we stopped in at Monty’s Resort to pay them a visit.

Half the group was swimming in the river; the other half were enjoying Monty’s pool.
I sat at the bar and chatted with these gents (the guy on the right is Swan’s brother-in-law, Jack.)
When it was time to head home, I fetched Danny, who’d been napping in the riverside nipa hut.

Being home with no power sucks. Without fans, it is uncomfortably hot. I tried to nap a bit on the couch where I could catch a breeze through the window, but I didn’t achieve forty winks. So, I headed up to the roof to wait things out.

Set up my new table and chairs.
Watched the sun do its thing.
Buddy kept watch on the road down below.
Lazy Lucky just chilled out.
And as the sun disappeared, the lights finally came back on.

I finished my beer, went downstairs, turned on the fan and the TV, and enjoyed a few more episodes of “Shameless.” I had a good night’s sleep, then up this morning to start the party prep.

No RSVPs, so no clue. But I can comfortably accommodate up to twenty guests, I think.
I’m cooking the chili here rather than carrying a hot crockpot up those stairs again.
Forty-eight San Mig Zeros…
…and forty-eight San Miguel Lights.

And yes, I’ve got them on ice now. When it comes to beer, I’m not worried about leftovers. I spend a lot more time at home these days!

Swan and Teri preparing more food selections…lumpia and…
…kebabs
I baked some cornbread muffins to go with the chili
And brownies for dessert
Swan made this cherry cheesecake.

Tomorrow I’ll tell you how it went.

Today’s Quora Q&A:

Q: What is the difference between a restroom and a bathroom? What do they call it in other English speaking countries, if anything at all?

A: In the Philippines, they are called a CR—comfort room.

And for your amusement:

Gandalf visited the Philippines and met some bargirls…lucky wizard!
I only posted this one because that Vulcan gal is so damn cute.

And for my French speaking friend:

Easy for you to say

Alright, I got to get ready to party!

Bitches and beaches

I’m in the dark this morning and operating on battery power, so I’m going to knock out this post as quick as I can, while I can.

Yesterday Swan joined me on an end-to-end hike of the My Bitch trail. It’s been quite some time since I’ve done the entire length. To make it a tad more interesting (for me), I did the photo every 1000 steps routine. Here’s how it came out:

Zero steps on the front porch
1000 steps. A goat road as we left Alta Vista.
2000 steps. My Bitch.
3000 steps. Mountain mama (Jennifer and her kids)
4000 steps. The view from here.
5000 steps. Looking down on Naugsol Valley.
6000 steps. Off the trail and onto the road (Rizal Extension).
7000 steps. A nice home on Rizal Extension.
8000 steps. A narrow passage
9000 steps. Jasmine Street
Bonus shot: You can rent a hoe to use?
10,000 steps. The Rizal Market. The tall building on the left is the local jail. I never want to see the inside of that place!
11,000 steps. A poser at Hotel Bella Monte. Such a lovely place, such a lovely face.
The hike ended at Sit-n-Bull where we ordered some take-out for lunch.
When I showed Swan the map of our hike, she immediately burst into laughter. I assured her I wasn’t trying to be a dick.
My lunch: A roast beef dip au jus with baked beans.

My visitor from Manila was running late, and since she’s staying on Baloy, I figured we could meet up there, and I’d wait at McCoy’s for her arrival. Swan and I headed out at beer o’clock.

The sky as it appeared when we departed the house.
A zoom shot.
Baloy Beach upon our arrival.
The bay view from McCoy’s.
McCoy’s. If you look close you can see my sweetie.
The beach portion of McCoy’s as seen from our perch.

That’s the manager on her phone. The big news is that the barangay has disallowed McCoy’s from having videoke. Now, that made me selfishly happy, but I could see how upset she was. McCoy’s is primarily a Filipino hangout, and videoke is a big part of their business. I suggested they try the norebang (private singing rooms) style like they do in Korea. She said they might look into that.

The beach from my seat. That four-wheeler is much more dangerous than videoke, especially when the beach is crowded. I was surprised it was even allowed.
Sundown on the beach

My friend messaged that they were still in Manila (there was some issue with their driver), and I said I’d see her tomorrow then. I guess we’ll meet up later this morning.

I wasn’t drunk last night, but I had enough beers where this seemed like a good idea to bring home for dinner:

Typical McDonald’s quality, but service there sucks.

So, we’ll see what the day without power brings. Lights are back on at six, and I plan on killing some of that time in San Antonio. Full report tomorrow.

Today’s Quora Q&A entry:

Q: Can you share any humorous moments that have occurred during a meeting at your workplace?

A: My boss, Sherrie, was holding a meeting with her senior staff members in the conference room. After an hour or so, she said she needed a cigarette break. One of the staffers jokingly said, “Gee, Sherrie, do you smoke after sex, too?” Without hesitation, Sherrie responded, “I don’t know. I’ve never looked.”

The Star Trek meme:

I’m funny when you’re drunk.

Homebody

Yesterday was a different kind of nothing. It began with a morning fast and then a trip to the clinic in Olongapo to have my blood work done. They require at least an eight-hour fast, but more than ten is a disqualifying “over fast.” I split the difference and did nine. Once the blood was drawn, I was free to eat once again, so we visited the Xtreme Xpresso Cafe on SBMA.

I broke my fast with waffles with a mango topping.
Coffee came with the meal.

On the way back home we stopped at DiviMart where I purchased these:

Six more chairs for the Rite Spot On The Roof

I’m planning a rooftop gathering for Sunday afternoon and wanted to be sure I’d have adequate seating for everyone.

Back at the house, I was feeling lethargic and lightheaded all day. I don’t think they took that much blood, so it must have just been one of those days. I blogged and napped, but I just didn’t feel like going out when beer o’clock arrived. That meant sacrificing the last day of validity on my “buy one, get one” coupon at Alaska Club, but some things just can’t be helped.

But The Rite Spot On The Roof was ready and waiting for me.

I settled in to watch Mother Nature’s show with a cooler full of cold beers, a comfortable seat in my rocking chair, and a personally tailored playlist of songs from Spotify.

No bargirls available, but Buddy was there to keep me company.
Buddy seemed to enjoy the view, too.

I placed my order for dinner, and it arrived in due course.

Good job, Swan!
R&R for the cook.
Inday joined us on the rooftop with her mother and daughter.
Let the show begin!
Ya done good, Mr. Sun.

I enjoyed another beer by lamplight, then headed back downstairs for my daily dose of “Shameless.” I’m into Season 10 now, and it is still holding my interest, which says a lot. There is one more season to go after this one.

A good night’s sleep, and I woke up feeling somewhat better this morning. Still, I bailed on the Friday group hike and took a walk with Swan instead. I’ll post about that tomorrow.

On this morning’s dog walk, it occurred to me that this was the first time I’d left the house in over 24 hours. I don’t think that’s happened since the scamdemic.

Someone posted the virtues of hiking on Facebook this morning and I stole it to share with my faithful readers here:

I didn’t write this, and it is pretty poor grammatically, even by my low standards. But the sentiments are good.

Today’s Quora Q&A (these are questions I’ve answered over the years):

Q: How do I find out what my purpose is in my life?

A: Well, I’m not a religious man, but the other day, I was feeling depressed. So, I got down on my knees and prayed to God, asking, “Why am I here? What is my purpose in life?” Again, I’m not a true believer; I’m just getting it off my chest. I certainly wasn’t expecting an answer. And then, I heard God’s voice. He said, “John, what is your purpose in life? You are my gift to women!” At least, that’s how I remember it.

It has over a hundred views and not one upvote. Go figure.

Luckily, I only saw this sign on the internet. But it brought to mind that scene from “Deliverance.”

And Kevin, this one’s for you:

Get ’em while they’re hot!

And then there is this:

Ouch!

One more for the road:

Sexercise!

I’m not exactly sure what’s on tap for tonight. I’m supposed to meet up with an old “friend” I haven’t heard from in five years. I have no idea why she wanted to see me again, but she traveled to Olongapo from Manila to do so, so I’m curious enough to find out. And don’t worry, she knows I have a girlfriend, and I’m bringing Swan along. I’ll let y’all know how that goes.

Oh, and we have a scheduled all-day (6 a.m. to 6 p.m.) brownout (no power) tomorrow. I’m having my driver take us to Pundaquit to fill some of those hours. I’m not sure when or how I’ll blog, but I’ll do my best to post some form of update. Till then.

Today’s song is even older than me. Not sure why it came to mind.

A glutton for punishment

Apparently, I can’t get enough of a hard thing. With Monday’s torturous Hash trail still fresh in mind, the Wednesday Walkers said, “Hold my beer,” and attacked the Kalaklan Ridge from the Olongapo City side of the mountain. As I’ve frequently said, there’s no easy way up, but the route we took this time was among my least favorites. Still, the beauty we witnessed during the all-to-brief time up top made it almost worth it. Almost. And then, once again, our downward trek on the Barretto side of the ridge proved to me much more challenging than anticipated. The consensus of the group was that we would never go down that way again.

Getting to our starting point required two Jeepney rides. And yes, Swan and my helper Geraldine once again participated in the hike.
Our group pretty much filled the entire Jeepney in Olongapo. (we needed two Jeepneys to get out of Barretto)
The largest gathering of Wednesday Walkers we’ve seen in quite some time.
Off we go!
Or should I say, up we go? A long inclined road started our hike.
Yes, that’s me getting ass-kicked ten minutes into the trek.
The road ended. The stairs began.
And they seemed endless.
Motherfucker!
The stairs ended, but the climb had just begun.
Swan sharing some sweetness.
Onward and upward.
Our fun in progress!
A look back down to Olongapo town.
A shady spot somewhere.
Be honest, guys. Was that climb evil?
Be that way!
The Ridgeline is achieved at last!
Practically a walk in the park.
And then it was time to start down the other side.
But first, a pause to take in the views.
We’ll be down soon, Barretto!
Despite being born and raised in Subic, Swan had never been up here. The vistas wowed her.
Down we go.
This part was comparatively easy.
By golly, Easter Mountain is on fire!
A blue sky day.
Then the down got a little dicey.
Troy lends Swan a helping hand
Nature’s beauty
Feeling tired
The final steps down.

At the conclusion of our journey, Swan, Geraldine, and I popped into Sit-n-Bull for some lunch to bring home.

I went down on this Surfer Dude sub sandwich.

Facebook memories reminded me that 8 years ago I threw the best dart game of my career.

That’s a 15-dart out. A perfect game is a 9-darter. That’s as close to perfect as I ever got. And it was close enough to perfect for me.

Today’s Quora Q&A:

Q: What is a small, everyday decision you made that unexpectedly changed your life for the better?

My answer to this question was sharing a blog post I wrote back in 2010 called “The Road Not Taken.”

On to the fun stuff:

Some folks are crazy about it.
Necrophilia is overrated, right Prickhard?

Alrighty, then. Time to get on with the rest of my lazy day. Back tomorrow with more of the usual BS from my so-called life.

Jabbed in the back

Tuesday is gone and I’m still here. I’ll call that a win!

After grocery shopping, I had the driver drop me at Dr. Jo’s clinic. It was time for my second round of treatment for the sciatica nerve repair in my back. This involves drawing some blood, harvesting the stem cells, and then injecting those cells into my back to facilitate healing. I lost count of the painful jabs involved, but I believe it was around fifteen or so. Then I got a shot of testosterone in my ass for good measure.

Always follow doctor’s orders!

She also referred me for blood work to see how things are faring inside my tired old body. I’m going to try to do that tomorrow.

It’s always my fault!

Home from the doctor for a nap and blogging. Then I saw a Facebook post on one of the Barretto forums from a guy who has been in country for a couple of months and has experienced multiple problems, including a motorbike accident and some financial issues. His post was about settling down in Barretto and the place he had found to rent on Baloy Beach. I sent him a sympathy and welcome message and invited him out to the floating bar to join me for a beer. He messaged back and said he didn’t have a beer budget, so I offered to buy him a couple. He didn’t respond right away, and I wondered if I’d creeped him out and gave off an unintended gay vibe with my invite.

Swan finished her tutoring gig at four; then, we made our way out to Baloy for some afternoon fun on the floating bar.

Waiting for our chariot to arrive.
The sun is still high in the sky.
And the beach is mostly empty.
A pretty good crowd for a Tuesday
A bay view shows Kalaklan’s rise from the water to the sky.
Me and my girl…
And so it begins.
Going…
…going…
…gone.
Early leavers
Our turn to depart
Riding the raft
See you next time!

Swan and I weren’t done yet. We stopped into DaKudo’s for some dinner, sat at the bar, and were served by my old friend Jessa. And then I got a message from that guy I don’t know telling me he was on his way to the floating bar. I responded that we’d already left and were now at DaKudos. I thought that was the end of it, but he messaged, “See you there.” Alrighty then.

So, he arrives in a trike escorted by a young Filipino, who I assume is his helper. He didn’t have change for the trike, so I provided some. He didn’t order a beer; he ordered a Coke instead—his choice. We chatted a bit, and I learned he was not yet living on Baloy–the rental he mentioned on Facebook doesn’t begin for a couple of weeks. He told me of some of the places he visited and mentioned his accident and the medical issues that resulted. He was born and raised in Michigan, and I asked him if he liked Kid Rock. He said he didn’t, and my sense was he didn’t like Kid Rock’s political (right-wing) viewpoints. Then I asked him if he hoped to meet a woman here, and he told me, “Actually, I’m looking for a guy.” Ah, that explains his disappointment when he saw me with Swan. He DID think my invite was for something I hadn’t intended to convey. Sorry about that! I’ve actually never met a gay foreigner here looking for a relationship. He finished his Coke and left with his young man.

Swan had her carbonara, which she didn’t like. I enjoyed my chef’s salad. I bought Jessa another lady drink, and then we headed home. A strange but nice night out.

Today’s Quora Q and A:

Q: What has motivated your interest in China and how does your interest in China relate to human resource management?

I think I got this question because there are a lot of Chinese propaganda accounts on Quora. I consistently downvote their bullshit posts. I guess someone wanted to know why. So I told them.

A: It doesn’t. China is an evil empire that will likely cause the outbreak of another World War. My interest is in seeing them stopped before that happens.

Ready to lighten things up? Here you go:

Those breasts are super, man!
I should probably cut it off here, but one more!
What a gas!

Okay, another grueling hike this morning I’ll tell and show you about tomorrow. Peace out!

Ass kicker

I am what I am, and that’s all that I am, but it would take a lot more than spinach to make me a Popeye. I fear my destiny will be a Wimpy one.

My girl is cuter than Olive Oyl, at least.

Yesterday’s Hash kicked my ass. Leech My Nuggets was the Hare, and he is famous for tough but well-marked trails. Run #1586 was no exception. We began on the far side of Subic town and journeyed back through the hills to the On-Home at Smokes and Bottles. The first climb left me breathless, and I had an internal debate about giving up, but retreat wasn’t an appealing option either. So onward I plodded. My relief at achieving the summit was short-lived because the getting down was also long and surprisingly difficult. On the other hand, I’m 68 years old and still getting out and about, so I won’t overly shame my effort. The day may come when I’m only a flat-earther, but that day has not arrived yet.

Prior to departing home for the Hash, I partook in a fine lunch crafted by Swan’s loving hands.

The high life

Then it was time to get to work.

Gathering at the trail head
Final instructions from the Hare
And we are On-On!
Our journey began in the backstreets of Subic town
We are not in Madison County anymore. (Does anyone get that archaic reference?)
The water we crossed.
A narrow passageway
Let the suffering begin! Those steps were tortuous, largely because they were unevenly spaced and of inconsistent height, making it hard to find any rhythm.
Strangely enough, at the top of the stairs, we passed a Hasher’s house–Missionary Grinder (that’s her holding her child). She hadn’t been to the Hash for several months. I guess seeing us inspired her because she caught up with us further up the trail, and we walked the rest of the way to the On-Home together.
A brief respite…
And then the climbing resumed.
Pubic Head ran into an old pal on the way up. They first met on this hill back in 2008.
Onward, we trod. This slight downhill proved to be a sucker punch, teasing us into thinking the climbing was done. It wasn’t.
Some rest for the weary.
A view from on high
And another
It looks like I wasn’t the only one who took an ass-whuppin’. I rarely sit down when I’m tired–too hard to get back up. I’ll pause to catch my breath some, then move on before I get stiff.
Finally, we begin the long trek down.
No idea who took this pic.
Something sweet for the kids, mama.
Back on flat ground once again
A field to cross
Let’s finish this!
On the highway…
And On-Home
It should come as no surprise that our group was the last to arrive.
I welcomed Missionary Grinder back with some cookies for her kids.

And so ended a challenging Hash. Glad I lived to tell about it.

In other news, I got asked a question on Quora today about becoming a certified human resources professional (I are one). I’ve not been very active on Quora lately, but I did look through some of my previous answers there. And just for you, my faithful few readers, I’ve decided to start a new daily feature here at LTG–a Q&A from the past. C’mon, admit it, you’re getting bored with hiking pictures, right? Well, I’m still doing those; this is something extra, lagniappe, as we used to say in Louisiana. Here’s today’s:

Q: I’m 1 inch tall and I’m in the palm of your hand. You can do whatever you want with me, with no limits. What would you do with me?

A: I’d have you dance on my hand, then give you a round of applause…

For some reason, that didn’t earn me any upvotes. Oh well, ask a stupid question; that’s what you get.

Hmm, pineapple on pizza flavored Pringles. Why didn’t I think of that?
An honor well earned, Mr. Pretend President.
Sorry, I couldn’t stop myself.
I’ve lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Had enough of this nonsense for one day? Me, too. Besides, it’s almost time for me to do my Tuesday gig at the Kokomo floating bar. See you here tomorrow!

Goodness and light

The blessings of another day are upon me. Notwithstanding the seeming sameness of it all, I’m still enjoying the ride. Yesterday featured a Sunday sweetness stroll with Swan dispensing candies and bringing smiles to the faces of the children we encountered during the walk. In the afternoon, I fed the girls at Hideaway, then headed out to the Arizona Resort floating bar, and Swan joined me there. Back home and “Shameless,” then a good night’s sleep. Here’s how things looked along the way:

Heading out for our stroll together
I posted a picture a few days ago of some flames right outside the neighborhood. This is the result.
The first delivery of goodness
Passing through a mango grove
Marian Hills
A couple of my regulars
The path ahead
Swan ahead on the path. I had to pee, and she didn’t wait.
“Who’s next?”
I did an Easter Mountain shot.
And so did Swan–while I was taking a piss.
Down in the valley, the valley so low…
A quiet Naugsol street
On Sawmill Road. Yeah, I had to pee yet again. Not sure what’s up with that.
I think they were just getting home from church. Sweets for the sweet!
A friendly lad
Word spread and the candy girl was surrounded.
Hung out to dry
Come and get it!
Swan and that mountain again. She told me she’d like to try to climb it with me soon.
Bringing joy to the streets of San Isidro
Crossing Bridge #3
A river runs through it
This happens a lot–Swan approaches two youngin’s…
…and suddenly six more appear out of nowhere.
Delivery to your door!
Enjoy, kiddies
Candy? Did someone say candy?
The last stop on our hike was for the family living under the river bridge on the highway.
Sad.
Almost 7K and a shitload of candy. We’ll make this a weekly event.

There was some leakage from a hose on my bedroom toilet. I sent my helper to the hardware store for a replacement.

And had her install it. Good job, Teri! Having a caregiver taking care of me and the house is a blessing.

Later, I was off to Hideaway. Joy is playing on the pool league team now, and they won yesterday. Only five gals working yesterday, which is concerning. It makes it cheaper to feed them, at least. Joy has been promoted and begins working behind the bar instead of as a waitress. The pay is much higher–six bucks a shift versus four. Yeah, you read that right. That way all over town, which is why I don’t mind throwing a lady drink commission their way now and again.

And the girls always appreciate their once-a-week meal from Jewel Cafe.

Hideaway is next door to the Arizona Resort, and I take the back alley to the beach.

Another busy Sunday afternoon on the beach
Riding the raft to the floater
The beach I left behind
Banka boat parking lot
Going out in a blaze of glory
Bye for now
Posers
Reality
And so ends another day.

It’s Hash Monday, so that’s next up for me. I’ve been feeling weaker than usual, and I hope I don’t bite off more than I can chew today. Only one way to find out. Stay tuned.

Today’s Facebook memory:

Six years ago, nearing the end of my time in Korea, I hung out in a bar in Anjeong-ri without a clue that the bartender liked me. She wound up moving to Germany about the same time I came to the Philippines.
I thought this was funny, and I had the balls to post it. I hope that doesn’t make me a big dick.
Just put your best foot forward.

Alright, back tomorrow. Hopefully.

I can’t say this group is the best ever, but Abbott and Costello always played them first.

Dating in Seoul

I was feeling lazy yesterday morning, and I blame that on Friday’s overexertion. I overcame the urge to say fuck it and skip my daily hike and instead confined myself to the neighborhood for a relatively leisurely 5K stroll.

Looking up at The Rite Spot from the street below.
Passed by my former residence on Shenandoah Bend.
My first house in Alta Vista where I resided from 2018-2021.
And finally home sweet home again.
I managed to cover most of the subdivision on my walkabout.

I was feeling hungry when I arrived back home, and Swan happily prepared some lunch for me.

Should have spun the plate around and gotten a better shot of the burger. It was quite tasty.

I had a dinner date scheduled with Tom and his gal Kate later in the afternoon. I had invited them up to enjoy The Rite Spot On the Roof after our meal. So, I did some final preparations in anticipation of their arrival last evening.

Installed my new signage
And a solar panel to light the stairs
Ready to party!

Tom is retired from the CIA and still does security consulting in the Philippines and other parts of Asia. We hold similar viewpoints on the disaster our elites are imposing on the USA, and he has lots of stories to tell about the things he’s seen and done (nothing classified, of course). And we’ll leave it at that to protect his privacy. When he arrived to pick us up for our dinner on SBMA, he informed me that he had been contacted by one of his clients and had scheduled a meeting with him after our dinner. So, the Rite Spot will have to wait for another day.

Seoul is my favorite Korean restaurant. I’d never been on a Saturday night and was shocked to see the place was packed. Luckily, we only had to wait a few minutes for a table.
Tom and Kate
Swan and Kate
Me and Swan
Samgyeopsal on the grill. I prefer the thick cut, but I deferred to my dinner companions preferences.
Our other main course was bulgogi stew, the best I’ve found in the area. I miss those shoestring mushrooms that were prevalent in Korea, but other than that, it was close to perfect.
And, of course, we splurged on side dishes.
The happy double date diners.

All that food plus three beers came to a whopping 2100 pesos (40 bucks). Only in the Philippines!

After dinner, Tom dropped Kate and us off at Wet Spot while he went on to take care of business. Looking forward to having them up on the roof one day soon.

We went home and watched “Shameless” until I fell asleep on the couch, went to bed, and woke up to another day in paradise. And the wheel in the sky keeps on turning.

We didn’t need Spock to know that. Just listen to her talk.
I hope he has at least one night stand.

My immediate future includes the Sunday feeding at Hideaway and a sunset on the Arizona floating bar. Back tomorrow with a full report.

Today’s song is something a bit different. A friend sent me this video of a singer who goes by Skuzz Twittly. I’d never heard of him before, but I found the song hilarious. Yeah, it’s “Cuntry” music, but it lasts less than three minutes and is worth the time. Give it a listen:

A long slog

The Friday group ventured out to Philseco on the far side of Subic and walked the back way to Castillejos. We hadn’t made this trip since April last year, so it all felt pretty fresh. And then we took a different route up into the hills and came down quite a bit further out of town than usual. That long walk back to Castillejos after a climb was an ass-kicker for me. We finished at almost 10K, which is tough for me even on flat ground.

Walk this way!
Out of the Jeepney and into the fire
Let’s do this!
Strolling on Philseco road
Heading for the hills.
Roadside food vendors
Leaving the pavement behind
Scott on the rocks
Now what? This road was under construction last year, and little progress has been made since then. Hey, it’s the Philippines.
We used to take a trail from here down through the valley.
But this time, we decided to follow the new road and see where it leads.
No valley? Um…
It wasn’t steep, but it was a LONG climb up the road.
The view from here
Cows in need of a pasture.
Jim’s an old farm boy from South Dakota who wasn’t taking any bull…
We asked these folks about a way down, and they said to keep going to the top of the road.
What? We have to climb more?
The way behind
The way ahead
Some nice rock work to reinforce the embankment.
I’m coming, I’m coming!
Summit achieved and the trail down was on the other side of this drainage canal. The rest of group jumped it. Scott and i chose prudence over potential disaster.
Heading down
The group ahead of me and Scott kept taking rest breaks for some reason.
Slow and easy. That’s how I avoid rolling.
A view from the journey back down.
Even on the pavement there was beauty to be found.
Still going down
I like this better than dodging traffic
Keep on keeping on.
Almost down
A short rest at the bottom.
And then a long-ass street walk commenced.
It was hot and I was tired
A message from God to keep going
Our normal route would have taken us on the edge of this valley and cut a few kilometers off our hike.
On and on we plodded.
When we came upon these trikes, I was all-in for riding the 2K left to go to the highway. I was outvoted.
Where does that Mango?
Almost to the highway.
Arriving at Mad Willie’s, our lunchtime destination.
Ah, that hit the spot!

After lunch (the chicken wings were good), I caught an aircon bus back to Barretto. I took a much-needed nap, blogged, and then got ready for my Friday night at the SOB dance competition. Swan joined me there. When the show was done, we headed home and engaged in our “Shameless” ritual before hitting the hay.

It was a pretty good day, by my standards.

And so ended another day in the life. Tonight, I’ll be going on a double dinner date on SBMA. So, you can look forward to something a little different in tomorrow’s post.

This is one of “my” old jokes. It’s always weird to find one in animated form.
That’s a fair question.
I want to be cremated, so I won’t need one at all.
This Moody Blues classic came up on my Spotify playlist during my morning walk. It had been quite some time since I’d heard it, so I wanted to share it with my readers here. I was a big fan back in the day. The Moody Blues was the second LP I purchased as a teen (the first was a Doors album). When you are making $1.35 an hour at the car wash, a record purchase is a big deal.