Perseverance personified

I made it through an abbreviated Hash trail yesterday, which, given my recent performance, is quite an accomplishment. Under normal circumstances, I’d rate the climb moderately difficult, but these aren’t normal times for my tired old lungs. We started out in Subic town in what was unfamiliar territory for me, so the inevitable urge to give up was checked by the reality of not knowing where I was. I pushed onward, slow as a snail, but eventually made it to the top. The down wasn’t much fun either, with a good portion of it being through a creek bed, one of my least favorite places to walk. There were three other guys in my small group of stragglers, and we took a pretty major shortcut to end our suffering. Here’s how things looked on our journey:

The Hashers gather at the start of the trail.
And off we go!
A little Genesis (In the beginning) on the backstreets of Subic.
Over this bridge
Then a stroll along the riverbank.
I love how they concreted around this tree so it could continue to live and grow.
I wasn’t sorry that our path did not lead across this bridge.
And that was the end of the fun for me as the climbing commenced.
I took it slow and huffed and puffed as best as I was able.
“I think I can, I think I can…”
And then things began to level out.
A view along the way.
And another.
What goes up must come down.
It was challenging in places, but at least my lungs stopped screaming.
As the Eagles sang long ago, Take it Easy!
A fallen tree became a bridge.
Up the creek without a paddle.
Pubic Head only fell once.
Our shortcut trail when we’d had enough of the shit creek.
A cookie delivery
Getting down on these uneven steps was not as easy as it may appear.
We finally arrived at the On-Home venue, the 13 Resort in Calapadayan.
I managed to avoid time on the ice.
A virgin Hasher is initiated. She sucked it all down, heeding the words, “What doesn’t go in you goes on you. Just like a blowjob.”
Another fire on the mountain.
And another Hash came to a close.
Our shortened version of the Hash trail.

Dave, the Wet Spot owner, and a retired physician, heard my cough the other day and suggested I try Carbocisteine to clear the mucus from my lungs. I started taking it last night, and hopefully, it will help me breathe easier in the future. Feeling like I might pass out during a climb takes away whatever joy there might be in the hike. The day may come when I have to accept being a flatlander, but I’d like to delay that as long as possible.

I came home after the Hash and completed viewing the final season of “Shameless.” I’ll share my thoughts on the series soon, but anything that can hold my attention as long as this show did must be pretty damn good. Next up: Blue Eye Samurai.

A couple of items from my Facebook memories:

Two years ago I knew our country was in the soup with this idiot in charge.
I still had a lot to learn back in 2013. I kicked the smoking habit for good two years later.

Today’s Quora Q&A:

Q: Why do Americans call the small room where the toilet is a ‘restroom’ (when there are no chairs or beds in there) or a ‘bathroom’ (when there is no bath in there)?

A: Here in the Philippines, they call it a “comfort room.” And when I’ve got to pee, I take comfort when one is available.

Today’s bad humor:

Let’s get stoned!
She must be from the state of confusion.
Unless he regurgitates…

Anyway, I’ll leave it at that. Back tomorrow with more goodness.

6 thoughts on “Perseverance personified

  1. Then a stroll along the riverbank.

    The width of that passage was about the width of the road shoulder in that terrifying tunnel walk I did when I walked the Korean east coast. Flashbacks.

    I love how they concreted around this tree so it could continue to live and grow.

    Maybe it’ll die, fall over, and become a bridge one day.

    What goes up must come down.

    It always looks as if you guys are in some Vietnam war movie.

    A fallen tree became a bridge.

    I’m a prophet!

    Another fire on the mountain.

    The reflection in the water is dramatic.

    And another Hash came to a close.

    The moon’s little emoji smile is Nature’s blessing of your day.

    Why do Americans call the small room where the toilet is a ‘restroom’ (when there are no chairs or beds in there) or a ‘bathroom’ (when there is no bath in there)?

    The person may be thinking more of European “water closets,” i.e., tiny, toilet-only rooms, with the bath and sink in a separate room that is literally a “bathroom.” Most American dwellings combine the WC and the room-with-baths, as do most Korean dwellings. As for public “restrooms,” are you not resting for a bit as you drop the kids off at the pool? Why do Canadians call restrooms “washrooms” when all you do is wipe your ass and not wash anything? (OK, granted, if there’s a bidet and/or sink somewhere, you do wash your bum and hands.)

    Good walk! I hope the Carbocisteine works. Sounds like a stronger version of Vick’s Vapo-Rub. Meanwhile, I look forward to your “Shameless” review, and I hope you enjoy “Blue Eye Samurai.”

  2. Kev, yeah, it’s narrow, but there’s no traffic and plenty of light. One or two spots were a little dicey, and a false step would have caused a tumble down to the river, but we all handled it safely.

    We see a tree; Mother Nature sees a bridge!

    We ought to just call them a toilet and be done with it. And how did this “John” thing get started?

    I’ve never taken Vapo-Rub in pill form, but if this stuff cleans out the mucus, I’ll be happy.

    I’m going to share some thoughts on “Shameless,” but I’m no reviewer. That’s your job!

  3. I’ve never taken Vapo-Rub in pill form, but if this stuff cleans out the mucus, I’ll be happy.

    You’ve had the Carbocisteine for at least a day now, and you’re still saying “if,” so… is it working at all?

  4. I loved the original Shameless from the U.K. The American one with that shameless William Macy boggled my mind as he didn’t go to jail but his wife did over that uni bribery scandal in the states

  5. Pete, I had forgotten it was Macy’s wife who was involved in that scandal. He’s a good actor, so maybe he pretended not to know anything about the payoff.

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