Twice is nice

We are all gonna die of something. Beer helps ease the pain.

The big news from my Saturday was that for the first time in my Hash career, I did TWO separate Hash trails on the same day. And I actually enjoyed them for the most part. Here are the options I faced that led me to my decision:

The 3.2K trail was too short. The 12K long trail was a non-starter for this tired old man. The 9.6K medium trail was on the long side for me, but I was considering giving it a shot until one of the Hares advised against it because of a tough hill climb.

What to do? I opted to join the group departing at ten a.m. The short trail started with and followed the long trail for the first 3K. At the junction with the medium trail, the short trail ended, and the long and medium trails continued together to the On-Home. It took me a little over one hour to finish the short trail, but I had no regrets about my choice. Trying to do over 9K on a hot day would have been pushing it. The downside (other than waiting 30 minutes for the slowpokes to complete the short trail) was getting back to Bauang before 1 p.m., and the Hash gathering didn’t begin until 3. And then I had the bright idea of doing the 2:30 short trail, a 4K walk to the On-Home venue. La Union Hash called it their “VIP trail,” which is their nice way of saying what we call the “wimp trail” in Subic. Regardless, doing both short trails gave me a sweet 7K-plus experience that was the right fit for me.

The morning gathering at the Tropical Garden Hotel, where the Hare gave trail guidance prior to our boarding four Jeepneys (two to the start of the long and short trails, and two to the medium trail).
A thirty-minute ride on a crowded Jeepney.
The route we rode.
And at last we are On-On!
Through the ‘hood.
Into the fields.
Over the creek.
The way ahead.
Another Hasher posted this photo of a handsome old guy blazing his way over the trail.
Happy Anniversary to the La Union Hash House Harriers!
A baboy destined to be lechon someday.
You know it’s a low bridge when a shorty like Swan has to duck.
One of the nice things about visiting another Hash is that all the scenery is new.
Near the end of the short trail.
Our journey ended where the medium trail began. Two Jeepneys were waiting to carry the short trekkers back to the Tropical Garden Hotel.
The way of our first short journey of the day.

Swan and I returned to our room at the Go Resort and rested for an hour before heading back to the Tropical Garden, where the VIP short trail began.

The Hare, Cock Roach, tells us what lies ahead on the backstreets leading to the On-Home venue.
‘Tis the season for drying rice.
This is much better than walking on the busy highway through Bauang.
No creek wading for the VIPs.
The Hare (that’s him, leading the way) told us that back in the late 20th century, this was a railroad bed.
Trying to avoid wet feet along the road.
A creepy-looking forest.
Making our way back towards the highway.
Dispensing some more sweetness.
The route of our 4K VIP trail.
A poolside On-Home at the Marand Water Park Resort.
Hanging with that girl of mine.
There was a raffle drawing and I bought twelve tickets for 1000 pesos.

One of them got drawn, and I selected a pair of hiking shoes.

They still had the price tag on them: $47. That’s about 2500 pesos, so I done good.
And best of all, they fit! What are the odds?

We also got a swag bag that included this nifty towel-like thing.

I’m not sure what I’ll do with it besides put it on a shelf with the rest of my Hash trash.
I will say that LUH3 has about the best damn Hash shirts around.
Then we circled up around the pool.
And LUH3 GM Booked Up led the circle.

The Circle ended at six, but the beer stayed open until seven. Of course, Zero was not available, and being mindful of my drinking history in La Union, I exercised discretion and left shortly after the Circle concluded. The Hash provided Jeepney transport back into Buang-proper, and given our early departure, we had the Jeepney all to ourselves.

And for the first time ever, I rode in the front seat of the Jeepney back to our hotel.

I had a couple of more beers at the hotel and also a delicious banana split. Swan stayed up late playing cards with the girls, but I was snug in my bed before 9 p.m. So, no misbehavior on my final night in La Union.

I’d say that qualifies as a good day for an old fucker.

From the November 2014 LTG archives, I wrote about the circumstances of my first marriage thirty-nine years earlier. What triggered those reflections was receiving a letter from the Catholic Diocese advising that the ex-wife was seeking an annulment. I had no objections to her getting right with God after marrying a heretic like me.

I also found today’s YouTube video in the LTG archives. It’s a short comedy piece entitled “What Kind of Asian Are You?” I enjoyed seeing it again after all these years; perhaps you will too.

Hey, we are on a roll with the comedy, so let’s do these:

Who gives a shit?
That’s a lot of shit to learn.
That’s some serious shit…

And enough of this shit. I made it back safe and sound to Barretto, and I’ll be hanging with the neighbors tonight. I’ve got my Zero bottles chillin’ in the fridge to welcome me home at the appointed hour.

Here I am

135 kilometers and three and a half hours, door-to-door.

Arrived safely in the lovely town of Bauang in La Union after a long drive. Today’s Hash starts at 10, so I’ve got to dash out a quick update before heading out. Regular posting will resume tomorrow.

Some scenes from along the road:

The old Spanish gate on SBMA.
Rolling down the expressway.
Mount Arayat, an extinct volcano in Pampanga.
On the MacArthur highway in the province of La Union.
Entering Bauang.
Checking into our room at the Go Resort. We wound up in the same room we had last year.

The Hash festivities began with a gathering at the Blue Cat bar, one of my favorite venues in Bauang.

The view from Blue Cat.
The view inside Blue Cat.
My table at Blue Cat
Hash Gash on the beach.

Sunset on the ocean is a different look than the ones I see back home.

The clouds added some color.
I like it!
Thanks for the show!

At the conclusion of the Blue Cat Hash gathering, the male Hashers were invited to gather at the only girly bar in town, Footloose.

Who am I to say no to such an invite?
I had to be discreet with my photography, but there was a lot more to see later in the performance, if you get my meaning.

So, no one has Zero beer in Bauang, and a long night of drinking SML left me somewhat out of sorts. It’s all a little fuzzy after that, but I did wake up in my bed this morning, so I guess things ended well, even if I don’t recall how I got there.

We’ll leave it at that for now. Gotta run, well walk, to the Hash meet-up.

Viva La Union!

The world leader in litter. From what I’ve seen, it is a nationwide effort.

I’m off to Bauang, La Union, this morning for a Hashy weekend. I’ll dash off a quick post before I go.

I had the bright idea to trike out to Naugsol yesterday morning for a hike with Swan. It didn’t go as planned because once we were on the scene, neither of us wanted to fuck around with wading across the river. So, we did a 4K street walk instead. We brought along lots of candy bags, but soon realized that with school in session, we wouldn’t be seeing many youngins.

A bridge that was too dicey to cross. I’ve gone across it in the past, but wasn’t feeling so brave yesterday.
A candy delivery for a kid taking a river bath.
The kids at this school came out for some treats. And the teacher didn’t complain about tooth decay.
That mountain named after Easter.
Twin peaks are the breast!
It wasn’t much, but what there was wasn’t bad.

The visit to the pulmonologist went well. She listened to me breathe and heard no obstructions. My blood oxygen level was within the normal range. She gave me something that dissolves in water to drink before bedtime, which might help me clear the phlegm I hock up with some regularity. Otherwise, it doesn’t look like a lack of lung capacity will lead to my demise. We’ll see if I survive tomorrow’s Hash.

After the doctor visit, I got a haircut, then we had dinner at Jewel Cafe.

I did the filet mignon, as usual. A little bigger this time.

Then we finished our evening at Green Room. I sponsored a match (100 pesos to the winner, 50 to the loser) between a couple of the girls and enjoyed watching the action. Dropped some coin on lady drinks as is my custom, then we headed on home to rest up for our trip today.

Back to October 2014 in the LTG archives. It’s funny to be reminded of things you thought were important at the time, but have no recollection of until you read about them again. That happens more frequently the older I get. Anyway, this post recounts me losing it over some darts drama.

Here’s a bonus entry from the archives you may find funny: Are you coming?

Fifteen years ago, I shared this account of a bad morning I experienced:

Death to Aria! I was attacked in my sleep last night. The battle raged from 0200 to 0300. I was unable to digest why it was happening and was in danger of being completely liquefied. I retreated from the bedroom and eventually purged the intruder. When I awoke a few hours later, I found myself on more solid ground. I’m just glad the attack didn’t occur on the subway, or I would have been in deep doo-doo.

And twelve years ago, I posted this music video to my Facebook page:

Today’s YouTube video is about a vlogger’s bad week in Angeles City. It is good to keep things in perspective. My bad days aren’t this bad.

And now to bring things to a close:

If you say so.
You got me goin’ in circles…
The old dirt road.

Almost time to hit the highway. I’ll check in from up north in the morning.

Grouphike is just a nine-letter word.

That bulge in your pocket makes all the difference!

Yes, I know “grouphike” isn’t one word, but I used it that way so it would fit better with those other nine-letter words: adventure and nightmare. That’s the most accurate description for this week’s trek of the Wednesday (hey, nine letters!) Walkers. I had suggested to the group that we head out to Subic Hills and take the back way from there to Castillejos. It’s a hike I’d done three or four times, but it had been a year or so since the last occasion. Things change, and we found ourselves in a sticky situation early on, but fought our way through. And then our trail was blocked, so we blazed a new one, only to discover our way ahead was impeded by a fence. The fence was too weak to climb over, so we crawled under. In doing so, I took some flesh off of my knee, but on we trudged, wading the river and finding our way back to the highway. There, we got a Jeepney home to Barretto. Exciting shit, eh? Here are some pictures to help with the visualization:

This week’s iteration of the Wednesday Walkers traveled to the far side of Subic-town to begin our adventure.
A short stroll through the streets of the Subic Hills subdivision to start things off.
Leaving the pavement behind, it seemed nothing had changed since the last time I was here.
Peaceful and pretty out this way.

Until this happened:

What had once been a well-groomed trail was now completely overgrown with thick plants and vines, making forward progress extremely difficult.
And painful. The vegetation included sticker bushes that seemed drawn to bare skin. They also had a Velcro-like effect when they touched clothing.

We eventually fought our way through, but it wasn’t a pleasant experience.

This old abandoned shack was a familiar landmark once we had escaped the thorns.
Down in the valley, this road was more like a canal. Still, compared to what we had just gone through, it seemed good enough.
Enjoying the valley views.
One of several friendly locals we encountered during our journey.
The next crap we had to go through. Well, as I am wont to say, there is freedom to be found in wet feet.
Sloshing through the fields.
And then I left a little piece of me behind.
Through the river we go.
Safely on the other side.
Onward to Castillejos.
An unfriendly 6.5 kilometers.
My wound after twenty-four hours of healing.

The rest of the day went fine: Drinks at Red Bar, dinner at Sit-n-Bull, and a nightcap at Wet Spot. Then home again. That’s just how this old-timer rolls.

It is now October 2014 in the LTG archives. And damn, even eleven years ago, the emptiness of my life was something to blog about. It didn’t help that the woman I loved wasn’t with me. Little did I know that she wouldn’t be joining me in the USA ever again.

Today’s YouTube video is also from the October 2014 LTG archives. But this video is a news clip about my son’s decision to donate a kidney. I raised a good one. He’d probably say no thanks to you. And so it goes.

I could use a little humor right about now:

Taco Bell was the place I’d go when I had the marijuana munchies.
Oops!
Yeah, it is for the best that I’ve retired from driving.

Alright, time for a quick nap before I head to the hospital for my appointment with the pulmonary doctor. Here’s hoping I have good news to share tomorrow.

Getting through another day

Any of those is better than the crap playing too loudly in many bars.

I’m running a bit late today, so I’ll make the catch-up post as short and sweet as possible. Typical Tuesday for the most part, so not a lot to say about it anyway. When we finished grocery shopping, I sent my driver and helper home to unload, and Swan and I walked the half-kilometer or so to the mall to restock my wardrobe. It was only 9:30, and the mall doesn’t open until ten. Perhaps it was coincidental, but I remembered this place that was perfectly suited to satisfy my sudden craving for a waffle.

Not as good as the Waffle House back home, but good enough.
Something pleasant to look at while waiting to be served.
What I came for…that waffle is topped with banana and walnuts.

Then it was on to the SM Mall next door, and the department store happened to have the cargo shorts I needed on sale for 500 pesos a pair. That’s less than half price, so instead of buying the three pairs I intended, I bought seven. Should be enough to last a lifetime.

The bounty I brought home: Shorts, a wallet, six pairs of socks, a swimsuit, three underwear, and two shirts. That’ll keep me dressed between laundry days.

As we made our Tuesday pilgrimage to Baloy Beach, we decided to change things up some and dine at Harley’s instead of our usual Treasure Island.

The view from our table.
You can see Barretto from here.
We shared the mixed grill platter and a shrimp cocktail.
Cheers to another day with my love.
Harley’s faces the wrong direction to see the sunset, so this will have to suffice.
We don’t visit Harley’s that often, but always enjoy it when we do.

After dinner, we walked back to Barretto and paid a rare visit to Nipsey’s Bar. That meme I posted above applies…crap music at a loud volume. We asked that something more appropriate be played (we were the only customers), and they put on some classic rock, but didn’t turn it down. Even good music played at a distortion level is hard on the ears. We didn’t stay long and likely won’t be back.

We did our nightcap at Nipsey’s sister bar, Cloud 69, and it was fine. We shared drinks and chatted with our regular waitress, Sheryl, and one of the friendly baklas.

So, I wouldn’t call it a diamond of a Tuesday, but it was at least a ruby.

In this post from the September 2014 LTG archives, I write about settling back into my American lifestyle. One big difference between living in Seoul and Columbia, South Carolina, is the lack of public transportation. I could drink like a fish in Korea, then catch the subway home. As much as I like drinking, I don’t believe in drinking to excess and driving, so I needed to ensure I was always under the legal limit after playing darts. I bought a breathalyzer and always gave it a blow before starting the car. I was never over the limit and learned that three low-alcohol beers an hour kept me in the safe zone. Of course, nowadays I don’t drive at all, so I just have to worry that the drunks driving here don’t run into the trike I’m riding on the way home.

Today’s YouTube video is once again from Reekay—this time, he addresses expat burnout. It’s going on eight years for me now, and I still have no issues or regrets about the move. Of course, many irritations come with living here, but you either learn to accept them or let them drive you crazy. I’m blessed to have the resources not to have to reside in the midst of the worst of it. And the mantra still applies: “Take a deep breath. Relax. Accept the Filipino way.”

A little humor helps, too.

Yeah, that does sound shitty.
The bars here in Barretto all have music boxes with that issue.
Do you have a date for All Saints Eve?

And on we go from here. An exciting hike today in a not-so-good way. I’ll share the gruesome details tomorrow.

Take it to the limit one more time

It doesn’t get more special than Hash day!

Another Subic Bay Hash anniversary is in the books. By all accounts, it was a good one. And everyone made it back alive, which given the difficulty of the trails is never a given. I wisely took the wimp route and did the short five kilometer trail. It had two moderate climbs, but damn, they kicked my ass. Had I stuck with my original plan to do the 7K route with a steep climb up Kalaklan, I may not have been here today to tell you about it. I think I might have to embrace the fact that I am indeed an elderly man and take joy and pride in my ability to still get out and about in the hills. I just need to recognize my limits.

The three trail options: insane, crazy, or hard.
The Hares were still busy marking trail, so they asked me to do the pre-hike guidance for my fellow short trail walkers.
And off we go!
There were quite a few like-minded Hashers who opted for the shorter trail.
This part of the first climb was especially, um, tiring.
Credit where credit is due, the trail the Hares laid was through some new terrain for me, which isn’t easy to do after all these years of Hashing.
Even the downs had their challenging moments.
Up we go again.
What goes up, must come down.
A couple of virgin Hashers joined in the fun. That’s the owner of John’s place and her daughter.
Getting passed by one of the folks who did the medium trail, Egghead from the Corona Hash in Angeles. In our defense, they did start an hour earlier than us.
And we took a moment now and then to hand out some sweets along the way.
On Home at Bella Monte.

We had ninety-nine Hashers in attendance for the anniversary run (we are normally in the thirties). Hashers from Angeles City, Puerto Galera, and Manila joined in the fun.

Thanks for another year of Hashing with the SBH3!
The Hash Gash are pretty as a picture.
Hanging out before the Circle.
Time to circle up!
The old farts taking a chair.
It’s nice on ice!
Eh, not so much.
So many in attendance yesterday, we needed TWO blocks of ice.
A couple of posers.

Oh, did you notice my new Hash shirt?

Another year, another anniversary shirt.

We did the after-Hash hangout at It Doesn’t Matter, then made it home happy to be alive.

It’s September 2014 in the LTG archives. In this short post, I talk about heading back to the USA from Korea as part of our regular “six months there, six months here” rotation. I casually mention that my wife was not returning with me because she needed to take care of her mother. She was supposed to join me in a couple of weeks. I didn’t know then that she would never return.

I came across this photo as I slogged around the internet this morning:

Sedona, Arizona. One of my favorite places. I lived an hour or so south of there in Prescott from 1978-1983. The drive on US Highway 89A to and from Sedona was amazing. What a life this has been.

Another new to me vlogger for today’s YouTube video. I’ll always remember the two things that stood out for me during my first visit to the Philippines: the most extreme poverty I’d ever witnessed and the kindness of the Filipino people. This Canuck had a similar experience.

Let’s get this stuff out of the way:

What color is the pot? Asked the kettle.
I’ll have a taste of that!
Man, I hate when that happens.

It’s been a good Tuesday so far, with more to come. Down the road, I’ll be spending this coming weekend in La Union to participate in their anniversary Hash. I’m going to keep it On-On as long as I can.

Nothing is something

Forgive them, Father, for they know not what they do.
Wait a minute, that Stephen King guy is still around.

To be clear, I hate King’s politics but love his writing. I’ve read most of his books, my favorite being The Stand.

So, to explain the title of this post: Nothing is something because without nothing, you would not appreciate the something in your life. My yesterday was a great example of that. Even by my low standards, it was a nothing day. They call it a “tropical depression” for a reason, I guess. Suffice to say, because of the rain, I never left the house until beer o’clock. As I departed the neighborhood under the protection of an umbrella, a passing trike driver asked if I wanted a ride. Usually, I walk into town, but this time I accepted the offer. The driver asked me where I was going, and I responded honestly, “It Doesn’t Matter.” He knew the way. The Hash barhop was scheduled to begin at five p.m., and I arrived thirty minutes early. The rain continued, and by six, only a handful of hardy Subic Hashers were in attendance, so the barhop plan was canceled.

The attendees at the first and last stop of our Hash barhop.

Swan and I did a nightcap at Green Room, then called it a night.

Some other tidbits from yesterday: I had a total of 4079 steps, by far the lowest of the year. My “sleep score” as measured by Fitbit was 52 for the second day in a row. That’s rated ‘poor’.

I blame it on my brain. Sometimes it won’t shut the fuck up!

I don’t remember much about my sleep cycle, but last night there was a song I don’t remember playing over and over in my head. And then I’d awake from some dream fragment, and my brain insisted on analyzing it for hidden meaning. Plus, I have to get up and pee every hour or so, so that doesn’t help a good night’s sleep.

It’s not all bad news; my blood pressure this morning was 119/75. My average over the past ten days is 128/73. Anything under 130 I consider a good indicator, given my high blood pressure history.

I’ve scheduled an appointment with the pulmonary doctor on Thursday. Coincidentally, it was exactly one year ago that I saw her for the first time. Back then, I was having difficulty breathing, and my blood oxygen levels were in the dangerously low range (I checked just now, and I’m at a healthy 98). I’ve not used my oxygen tank or nebulizer for months, and I’m happy about that. So, why the appointment? I’m still hacking up phlegm, and I’ve noticed that hill climbs are getting a tad more tiring lately. I’m hoping to keep from deteriorating to where I was last year or at least get some reassurance that I’ve got nothing to be concerned about. Other than old age.

I’ve been reading a weekly blog about Thailand called StickmanBangkok for several years now. I was sad to see his post this morning saying that he is giving it up to focus on his life in New Zealand (Stick moved back to the homeland five years ago). Even though I rarely visit Thailand these days (I like Vietnam better now), it was good to read about what is happening there. Stick also includes links to local news stories, and these two caught my eye today:

Elderly American falls to death in Pattaya. He was 72 years old and jumped from the roof of his apartment building. I guess I’m technically elderly too, but that ain’t the way I want to go

BLIND GERMAN MAN UNAWARE OF THAI WIFE’S DEATH INSIDE THEIR HOME. The German man was 69 (they didn’t call him elderly, at least), and he was waiting for his wife to come home from her taxi driving job. Turns out, she had hung herself. She was his only means of support, so he is especially fucked now.

So, I’ll take my nothing day over what those two had to deal with. And by golly, I can even turn a nothing day into a post here at LTG. You are welcome!

Speaking of LTG posts, back in August 2014, I made a visa run to Osaka, Japan, and wrote a play-by-play account of the experience. Those were the days!

Today’s YouTube video is from another new vlogger I found. Here she offers her insights on the “poverty trap” that keeps Filipinos poor. Obviously, I’m no expert, but I have seen some of this in my time here. The video is only five minutes long, so it’s an easy watch. Make sure the cc captions are on, though, because she throws out some Tagalog phrases now and then.

Lame is as lame does:

Sounds like you got burned, Captain.
She sounds like a keeper to me. I just hope they always see eye-to-eye.
I know the most religious vegetable because at church the pastor always says, “Lettuce pray.”

It’s another Hash Monday, and today we celebrate the Subic Bay Hash House Harriers’ 32nd Anniversary. There are three trail options: 12K, 7K, and 5K. I was thinking of the midrange option, which involves being transported to Gordon Heights in Olongapo City, then a trek up, over, and back down the Kalaklan Ridge. I saw the map and was a little concerned about the steep descent, and asked the Hare about it. He told me the up is a killer and suggested I’d be wise to stick to the short trail. Well, if the Hare says it, it must be so. 5K for me it is! At least the sun is shining again today, and I’ll find out if something really is better than nothing.

Remembering one of my favorites, Keith Whitley, who departed this life at thirty-four years old.

Out of nothing at all

The quarter-pounder sucks, too.

What have I got that’s newsworthy today? Um, this is me we are talking about, remember? Well, there is this:

Another tropical storm is blowing through. Hopefully, this will be the last one of the season.

San Miguel Zero is back in stock all over town. Hooray!

As if Trump wasn’t enough, now the leftards are trying to say JRR Tolkien was a racist who demonized “people of color.” Um, Orcs aren’t people. And actually, if you read the books, you’d know that most of Sauron’s minions were redeemed after the dark lord’s demise. Anyway, the link above totally destroys the idiotic narrative and redeems the honor of my favorite author.

The Subic Bay Hash is celebrating its 32nd Anniversary tomorrow. Hopefully, this rain is gone by then. As a prelude, there will be a Hash barhop this evening, starting at five p.m. Of course, I’ll be there to support my Mother Hash and welcome our out-of-town visitors.

And now for the old news about yesterday. We did our weekly Decay Dance. Due to the conflict with today’s barhop, I conducted the Hideaway feeding a day early. Afterward, I dined with Swan at John’s place. Then we stopped by Red Bar and Jumpin’ Jacks before heading home. Yeah, exciting stuff, I know.

That air ain’t gonna pollute itself, you know.

Swan asked the woman raking the leaves into piles why she even bothered. The woman responded that mosquitoes live among the leaves, so they burn the leaves to kill the biters. I guess when I see smoke in the air from now on, I’ll say that at least it is better than dengue.

Doing our duty.

There were two incidents of a kid trying to sneak a second bag of goodies by hiding the first handout. That irked Swan, but she didn’t let it ruin the overall experience.

A river runs through it.
The feeding.
Pounding it down.
The view from John’s place.
The owner and waitress were both there last night, so things seemed back to normal. The tacos were good as usual.
Saturday evening on the highway in front of Red Bar.

And that’s the way it was. Speaking of which, it’s my birthday in the August 2014 LTG archives, the year I turned 59. Here’s what I was feeling back then:

I’ve gotten older but I can’t say I’m all that much wiser.  No great insights as I enter the last year of my fifties.  Truth is, I’m feeling a little melancholy.  It’s not just that with each passing year mortality looms ever larger, it’s more that what once were limitless possibilities and opportunities have been reduced to an uncomfortable understanding that this is what I’ve become, and it is all that I will ever be.

Those feelings have been amplified significantly at 70 years old. I lost a lot over the intervening eleven years…a wife I loved dearly, my American life, including a paid-for house, and I’ve become estranged from my family. So, the endgame I thought about back then was nothing compared to the reality of what my life has become. But I’ll keep holding on to what I have; it’s way better than the alternative.

For today’s YouTube video, you can’t go wrong with the Filipina Pea, especially when she is responding to questions from her viewers. Enjoy her unique insights:

The jokes are on me:

Pretty much like me taking a Big Hominid grammar test.
Especially in the dawn’s early light.
Another benefit of being retired, I suppose.

Sometimes I think I might be portraying my life as an endless, meaningless grind. From the drivel I post here, that might appear to be the case. The reality for me is that I’m elderly now, and dreams die before we do. But keeping things in perspective, I’m living the dream in my retirement community. I’ve got similar oldsters who enjoy getting together for a hike, and plenty of places to go in the evening for socializing and liquid refreshments. And, of course, I’ve found a wonderful woman to share it all with, who genuinely wants to take care of me in my dotage. I am blessed.

Still ain’t done

The truth will set you free.

I’m not going to waste a lot of your time today telling you about my yesterday. That’s what the pictures are for.

The Friday hikers took a Jeepney ride to Subic town and then walked the back streets home.
Off we go through the Earth Homes subdivision.
Getting off the pavement and onto a rickety bridge.
Through the fields we go.
Whoopie tie yi yo, get along little girlys
That “house” is a special stop for me.

Here’s the story behind the shack. Now, we only walk this way once a month or so. Kids are living there, so we’d do our cookie delivery thing. One day, we noticed the young mother wasn’t around, and the lola (grandmother) told us the mom had died and she was now taking care of the kids. She was very grateful for the cookies and didn’t ask for anything else, but it somehow didn’t seem like enough. I had a 500 peso note in my wallet, so I gave it to her. She almost burst into tears expressing her gratitude. Now, whenever we pass by and she is home, we make her day with a 500 peso gift.

A small thing for me means a lot to her. It’s my pleasure.
Walking by the dead.
That’s the top of Easter Mountain off in the distance.
Over the river.
Here comes that old fat guy.
Sweetness is goodness.
The last time we passed this way, we had to walk the wall because the path was two feet deep in water.
Local yokels.
The beginning of the only climb on our hike.
The view from the top. (Yeah, it wasn’t much of a climb.)
Nearing the end of our trek, we took a stroll through the Santa Monica subdivision.
Our 6.5-kilometer journey.

It was nice to have Scott along with us once again, helping me take these photos. (That’s a nice way of saying I stole some of these from his post.)

Our abbreviated Friday evening on the town looked like this:

A visit to the poolside bar at the Outback Resort. Busiest I’ve seen them in quite a while.
The view from our perch.
This sailboat cruised by, then dropped anchor. I assume they went ashore at Harley’s.
It must be dinner time, so we headed to Mango’s.
The view from our table at Mango’s. We did the pork chops again.

Swan has a friend visiting from Baguio, and they wanted to meet up with us in Barretto. The arrangement was to gather at Queen Victoria.

The Queen Vic lineup.

A busy night in the bar. Maybe the low season is finally coming to an end. Swan’s friend messaged that they had decided to go out to dinner instead of joining us. No big deal, I’m an early bird anyway, so we headed home a bit before eight.

I trust that recap wasn’t too painful for y’all.

Back to the August 2014 LTG archives, when some days were a little more interesting, like that time JR Pub in Itaewon banned “Africans” to stop the spread of the Ebola virus. As you might expect, all hell broke loose. It wasn’t one of my regular hangouts, but I weighed in on the controversy. I just checked out their Facebook page, and they are still in business.

Today’s YouTube video talks about what happens when you die. It doesn’t sound all that bad the way they tell it, but I’m in no hurry to find out if they are right.

And now for the cringe:

I guess the cat’s out of the bag now.
Might be time to get a newer model.
I see, the blind man said, as he picked up the hammer and saw.

Oh, well. It is what it is. And more is on the way.

Above it all

Hell, even I don’t understand my life sometimes.

Keeping it simple and more of the same ain’t so bad if the same is what you enjoy. And so on it goes.

On Thursdays, Swan and I walk by ourselves. I asked her where she wanted to go, and I was a little surprised when she said, “Let’s do your Bitch trail.” Sure, why not?

Can you spot the Bitch through the tall grass? Yes, that’s what Swan is walking on.
Posing with Easter Mountain.
Mountain Mama Onelia was busy raking and burning leaves.
Back on flat ground in Barretto.
From my house to the end of the My Bitch trail is 3.2 kilometers (the blue arrow marks the end). And from the end of the trail back to the highway in Barretto is another 3.2K.

Seeing this journey on the map makes me smile because it has a dick-like appearance. But it really isn’t that hard.

Oh, and we cleared the trail of Hash mark litter in the form of ribbons tied to tree branches.

I mentioned earlier about the sameness of most of my days, but I do look for ways to tweak things a tad now and then. Last evening, I surprised Swan by starting things off with a drink on the rooftop of the seldom-visited Central Park Reef Hotel.

Barretto Beach as seen from the tallest building in Barretto.
The rooftop view looking towards Baloy Beach (on the other side of that peninsula).
You can see Easter Mountain from here.
That highway that runs through town.
The Kalaklan Ridge side of town.
Swan and her wine.
The table view.

We only come to Central Park Reef three or four times a year, so it has a fresh and new feel about it when we visit. It’s a high-end hotel and priced accordingly. No San Mig Zero, and my Light was 140 pesos (versus an average of 80 at the other bars I frequent). We didn’t stay for dinner as we weren’t that hungry, and nothing on the menu called for us to reconsider.

A parting shot as we headed for the elevator.

We didn’t have a plan as to where to go next. Cheap Charlies is practically next door, and I asked Swan if she wanted to give them another chance. She hesitated at first, but then agreed to do so. The offending bartender wasn’t working, and they had wine in stock, so it worked out fine. As we sat on our perch, taking in the highway view, Swan commented that she enjoyed the laid-back atmosphere and music mix and admitted she had missed coming here.

A view of the Maze bar complex from Cheap Charlies.
That’s the Central Park Reef Hotel as seen from Cheap Charlies.

Lady drinks at Cheap Charlies are 250 pesos each. The max I’ll pay anywhere is 200 pesos. It’s not that I’m a cheap Charlie, I often will buy two drinks at the lower price, but more than 200 pesos feels like a scam. When we ordered chicken wings to snack on, I bought the girls some chicken fingers (240 pesos) to share. So, win-win.

The sun’s goodbye gift.

We did our nightcap at Wet Spot. It’s always quiet there when we arrive shortly after opening, and I had our waitress acknowledge that we were the best customers. Also, coincidentally, the only customers. Others did arrive during our visit, but I failed to re-ask the who’s best question.

Wet Spot had a full stage of dancers despite the early hour. Not that they were actually dancing.
Friend and head waitress Beth took good care of us and earned two 180-peso lady drinks.
Oh, and San Miguel Zero was back in stock, although it wasn’t cold yet. So I drank it on ice.
Beth also gifted us this lovely miniature Christmas tree.

I deem it was not bad for a Thursday.

I’m now in the August 2014 archives of LTG, and I’ve revisited the rare post with substance where I talk about religion. One thing that struck me was how little things have changed in the intervening eleven years. People are, of course, free to believe what they choose, unless they choose to believe that killing folks who believe otherwise is justified.

Today’s YouTube video is from a vlogger I’ve never seen before. The video caught my eye because it purports to be about living off-grid in the Philippines. I’ve fantasized about what life must be like for those people living out in the wilds I hike through with no roads, power, or running water. I wouldn’t last twenty-four hours in that lifestyle. Of course, what this guy calls roughing it is, in reality, a life of luxury compared to his neighbors’. Off-grid, my ass.

I liked them, maybe you will too:

Wow, what a way to go. Sorry, Kevin!
That’s why HR says not to dip your pen in company ink.
Trick or treat!

Time to find out what’s going to happen next. I’ll tell you all about it tomorrow.

Keep ’em coming

A meeting of the minds.

Greetings from my little retirement community in paradise. Some days are better than others here, but I’m happy to keep taking them as they come. Yesterday was typical of my walkaholic/alcoholic lifestyle, and that suits me just fine. Here, see for yourself:

The morning view from my patio.

Later, the Wednesday Walkers convened:

That’s the largest gathering we’ve had in a very long time. And look who’s back! This is Scott’s first outing with the group since his mini-stroke. Spoiler alert: he made it the whole 7K!
And we are off.

That guy above in sandals is visiting from the States without proper hiking footwear. By the end of the hike, his feet were bleeding. Still, he told me it was the best time he’s had in the Philippines. I guess you can take that one way or another, but he seemed to enjoy himself despite the foot pain.

Leaving the pavement behind for a bit.
First cookie delivery of the day.
A fork in the road or a battle of the bellies?
Sweets for the sweet.
Show us the way, Chris.
Another encounter with the Naugsol Falls.
A leap of faith for Swan.
Trekking through the valley.
Over the river on Bridge #4.
The river under the bridge.
Damn, the best was yet to come. Rest in Peace. (I just now noticed how poorly written the sentiments on that banner are.)
Back in streetwalking mode.
Saying goodbye to the rest of the group in Alta Vista and shortcutting up the hill to my house.
An enjoyable 7K adventure.

For my after-hike lunch, Swan surprised me with this:

My first egg-a-burger in the Philippines.

At beer o’clock, we made our way to Sloppy Joe’s. Took our usual seats facing the street and settled in to enjoy the view.

The dregs drinker was busy quenching his thirst again.

As I watched him salvage the remains from the bottom of beer bottles, I was tempted to send him over a fresh one, but then I figured it might spoil the taste he’s grown accustomed to. So, we both sat across the street from one another, enjoying the beverages of our choice. I had to pay for mine, though.

We visited Green Room for the first time in over a week. Manager Jim has now left the job, although the circumstances of his departure are unclear. Owner Dave continues to recover, or maybe it is more like improve, from the ailments that had him on his deathbed recently. I’m told he’s out of the hospital at least. The pending sale of Green Room and Wet Spot is apparently still in process. Sorry to see Dave go, but there is more to life than bar ownership, and he should enjoy the time he has left as best as he is able.

I also had a chat with the mamasan about an issue a customer complained about on one of the internet forums I frequent. The guy said a girl he had taken out from the Green Room stole money and food from his apartment, and when he complained, the issue was ignored by the bar. There are two sides (at least) to every story, and the mamasan said his story didn’t add up. Anyway, if you are a purveyor of bar prostitutes, you are bound to be disappointed with your rental occasionally.

We headed for home after our time at the Green Room. And so another daily grain of sand dropped from the hourglass of life.

Today’s post from the July 2014 LTG archives recounts the tale of how I ran into an old friend and blog reader, Neil, aka Thirsty, at Dolce Vita in Itaewon. I haven’t heard from Neil in the comments for a while, but I hope all is well with him and his family.

Reekay responds to some viewer questions in today’s YouTube video. As usual, he’s full of good advice. My daughter-in-law no longer speaks to me because she disapproves of my lifestyle in the Philippines. I rarely hear from my son as well, but that might be about politics. Maybe one of the blessings of being elderly is not giving a shit anymore. If people choose not to be a part of my life, I’ll live whatever is left without them. It’s their loss, and once I’m gone, it ain’t gonna matter anyway.

Now for the funny business:

That’s some heavy lifting.
Yeah, we are all going to hell.
So many lonely housewives will be disappointed once the door is closed.

Some more earthquakes here in my province this morning, but I slept right through them.

Nothing to get shook up about.

Onward with my Thursday, then. Thanks for stopping by.

Enough said

Acceptance is the first step to recovery. But being delusional was a lot more fun.

Meanwhile, life goes on. Tuesdays feel like that day of the week when there is nothing new to say: grocery shopping, neighborhood walk, Baloy Beach. Been there, done that. Over and over. Rinse and repeat. So, we’ll skip most of that nonsense and keep this post blessedly short.

I do want to share about our first time visit to a new venue: Champs Sports Bar. Well, more accurately, a newly named venue formerly known as the Drunken Sailor at the Baywatch Resort on Baloy Beach. We had gone to Drunken Sailor twice before, and it sucked so bad that we never went back. The owner, who also owns MacArthur’s in Barretto) has been posting on Facebook about Champs, so I thought I’d go see for myself. It’s been redecorated with wall murals of sports stars instead of drunk sailors, so that’s an improvement. They had a couple of cute waitresses, and service was good. Wine by the glass was available, which hadn’t been the case previously. The music was too loud and not to our liking when we arrived, but they turned it down and changed the genre when we asked. We were the only customers during our short visit.

Swan at the entrance to Champs.
Two pool tables, but for some insane reason, they charge 200 pesos per hour to play. I seldom play myself, but when I do, I just play a game or two for fun. I’ve never seen any bar charge an hourly rate before. I do recall back in the long-ago stateside days, some pool tables had a coin slot where you paid a quarter every time you racked the balls.
We didn’t come for the pool; we wanted the beach view vibes.
And our desires in that regard were for the most part satisfied.
Swan taking it all in.
And they might be the only bar in town that has San Miguel Zero in stock (I’m pretty sure that is a vestige of their lack of customers, but still…).
It’s been a while since we’ve watched the sun do that thing it does.
Not bad, not bad at all.

Swan still needed to get her toes in the sand, so we paid our tab and hit the beach.

She’s happy now!

Our beach walk took us past Kokomo’s, and once again, it was closed. So, as far as beach bars go, Champs doesn’t have any competition. We may make Champs a weekly stop, at least until the floating bar returns to service.

Then we did our Tuesday routine of dining at Treasure Island.

TI is by far the best venue on Baloy.
Beef enchiladas for me.
And a beef quesadilla for Swan.

We decided to do our nightcap at Snackbar and enjoy its unique view of the 7-Eleven parking lot. There was a big, big-spending customer there, treating the team to lady drinks, and he had a pizza delivered for them all to enjoy. I’ve seen him there before, back in the days when I used to frequent this venue more often, and he seems like a nice guy.

He’s one of the biggest guys I’ve ever seen, and Snackbar graciously provides him with his own bench for seating comfort.

Just prior to our departure, the MacArthur’s/Champs owner came by and went inside with the Snackbar owner. As usual, they both ignored me. Not that I care, it just seems that being friendly is a good business tactic.

And that’s how another Tuesday came to a close.

It’s now July 2014 in my journey through the LTG archives. This post had me shaking my head as it recounted the time I was admonished in Korea for being too loud. And here I am in the Philippines, where one of my top complaints is about how noisy everyone around me seems to be. Is that what they mean by Karma?

Changing things up a little for today’s YouTube video. It’s a quiz to see if you recognize songs from the 1960s. As bad as my brain is, I still managed to score 100% correct. How about you? (It’s only a three-minute effort.)

And you knew these were coming for you:

Except all those songs from the 1960s…
That would be wicked.
Are you looking at me?

And now, on with my Wednesday.

An ass-kicking climb

He wrecked it.

Yesterday’s Hash trail wasn’t so bad except for that first climb. Steep and slick, just the way I hate it. I made it to the top, though, so there’s that. And someday I may look back and miss those days when I could still drag my sorry ass up into the hills. Live it while you got it!

Things started off easy enough with a pleasant street walk.
Our marathoners were once again leading the pack. They’ve earned the respectful title of FRBs (front-running bitches).
Let the climbing begin.
Yeah, people live up here, so I guess I can’t complain about having to climb the path for the first and last time.
One step after another eventually gets it done.
Did I mention it was steep and muddy?
Come on up!
Made it to the top.
The view from here.
Heading back down.
The descent was comparatively enjoyable.
The short option presented itself and I took it.
A dicey spot on the way down. When there is green on the rock, you may well be in for a slip.
Clear sailing from here on out.
It wasn’t very long, but that’s okay.
On-Home out back at It Doesn’t Matter.
Old guys rehydrating.
Icy recognition (Swan was recognized for double digits (55 runs).
Back up front at IDM for the after-Hash refreshments.
The Gash gathering.

There was some sad news from the Puerto Galera Anniversary Hash this weekend. Several Subic hashers attended the event, as did the Corona Hash group from Angeles City. A Corona hasher brought along her boyfriend, who had never hiked a Hash trail before. Apparently, he didn’t come prepared and collapsed during a climb early on the trail. Efforts were made to revive and comfort him, and eventually, a rescue team carried him down on a stretcher and then transported him to a local hospital. That’s where he died. Honestly, I’ve always been surprised there aren’t more casualties amongst the Hash participants. Count your blessings, drink plenty of water, proceed with caution, and hope to live to see another Hash is how I roll.

In other news, Swan made me another Filipino breakfast burrito yesterday.

A tortilla filled with yumminess.
The innards.

In this post from the June 2014 LTG archives, I recount a journey I made to Songtan (south of Seoul), where I participated in a dart tourney. I find it shocking that a mere eleven years ago, I was staying out in party mode until 3:30 in the morning. I’ve become such a lightweight in my old age. And yeah, I still miss the good ol’ days in Korea.

Let’s check in with the Filipina Pea for her thoughts on some common misconceptions foreigners bring with them to the Philippines. Well, it is what it is, and I’m still here, going on eight years now, so I reckon the good outweighs the bad. You either learn to live with the downsides or you leave.

Let’s get the funny business out of the way:

Not so far—maybe I need to drink more beer.
I thought it was bass ackwards.
This should be a tourism poster.

And that’s all I’ve got for today.

When you ain’t got Zero…

…you see the Light

I’m not sure what’s going on, but almost all the bars in town are out of Zero. There was none at last week’s Hash either. The San Miguel distributor says it is “not available,” but I have no idea why that might be. Oh well, desperate times call for desperate measures, so San Mig Light it is for now. I just need to adjust my consumption level to compensate for the higher alcohol content (5% versus 3%). Wish me luck with that. Queen Victoria didn’t have Zero at the RSL event last night, and this was the result:

Yeah, the joke was on me.

Oh well, at least we haven’t been hit by a killer quake. Yet. I’m seeing a lot of posts on Facebook claiming we are overdue for a massive earthquake on the fault line that runs through the Philippines. The scattered ones we’ve experienced these past two weeks are a precursor of what’s to come, and we should prepare accordingly. Yeah, right. I’m not going to start sleeping under the bed. Unless, of course, I have too many Lights.

Living on the edge.

Life goes on. Until it doesn’t. In the meantime, here’s how I’ve been filling the hours. We kicked off Sunday morning with the Sweets Stroll.

Lovebirds on a wire and a Swan in the street.
Taking care of business.
For some reason, this is my least favorite part of the Sunday Sweets Stroll.
And this walking through the woods portion is my favorite.
A sweet 5K stroll.

Next on the Sunday agenda was attending the Returned Services League (RSL) charity raffle held at Queen Victoria Bar. I arrived at four p.m. and things went on until 7:30. I didn’t take it Light-ly, and invested 2000 pesos in drawing tickets. At the end of the night, all I had to show for it was a pretty good buzz. Still, it was for a good cause, so no complaints.

The big event was the Reverse Draw. They sell 120 tickets at 1000 pesos each, then start drawing numbers. The last ticket drawn is the big winner. My ticket got drawn amongst the first forty. Oh well, at least the suspense was over relatively quickly.
My losing ticket and RSL ID.
That’s Swan’s sister on the right. I don’t remember who the guy is.
The house was packed for the raffle.
Me and that girl who lives at my house.
I treated our table to a pizza from the joint across the street. Yeah, that’s pineapple on top. That’s how we roll in the Philippines.

By the end of the event, I didn’t have anything left, so we were homeward bound. It’s good to know your limits, otherwise I might have gone to the karaoke joint next door.

Moving forward through June 2014 in the LTG archives, I pay a Father’s Day tribute of sorts to my dad in this post.

“Papa writes to Johnny, but Johnny can’t come home.”

My dad made it to 83 despite his lifetime of beer drinking and smoking. Ever since I turned 70, I’ve been feeling like it could all end tomorrow. Today’s YouTube video explains why fools like me don’t last long past the seventy-year milestone.

‘Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.’

–Mark Twain

On now to what I call humor:

It took me a minute to get this, I guess I had my head up my ass.
This isn’t a masterpiece of good humor; it’s about as bad as a pun gets.
That’s more like it!

And here we are again on the cusp of another Hash Monday. No idea what the Hare, Demolition Derby, has in store, but I’ll bring my shortcutting tools just in case. The On-Home is at It Doesn’t Matter, so that will make the after-Hash easy to get to at least. Check here tomorrow to see how it went.

Another day along the way

Still, you have to go with your strengths in life…

I mentioned yesterday that there has been a whole lotta shakin’ going on lately here in the Philippines. Another earthquake yesterday, and this time it was close enough that I felt it.

During dinner at John’s place, I felt my chair briefly rock. It was so gentle that Swan didn’t even notice.
Welcome to the club! I grew up in Southern Cal and experienced quite a few earthquakes, but I don’t recall a wave of them like we’ve seen in the past couple of days. Is it the end of the world as we know it? Stay tuned!

Otherwise, it was just another day in the life.

Heading out for the Decay Dance. The umbrella was for the sunshine. It’s been hot lately.
But the occasional rain showers are keeping it muddy in places.
The kids still come a runnin’ when they see us.
But Easter Mountain is above it all.

We moved our Sunday routines to Saturday this week.

That included feeding the hungry crew at Hideaway Bar.
Joy seemed to have some magic in her hand.

With my Hideaway duty done, I got on with the rest of my evening.

Starting with dinner at John’s place.
‘Twas just us once again.

Honestly, I’m wondering how much longer John’s will be around. Last night, there wasn’t even a waitress to serve us. The kitchen staff brought our drinks and took our order, then headed back to the kitchen to prepare our food.

The birria tacos were good as usual. I ordered the pulled pork sandwich, but was told it was out of stock, so I settled for a roast chicken salad.

After eating, we made our weekly visit to Red Bar.

That’s Swan positioning her wine glass for a street shot.
And we treated our regular waitress to a lady drink, as usual.

Then it was on to Jumpin’ Jacks for our nightcap.

Never a complaint about the service or music at Jumpin’ Jacks. I may need to visit here more often.

And then we called it a night and triked on home. It may not seem like much, but this is enough for now, and I appreciate what I have. I know I’ll miss these days when they are gone.

Onward in the June 2014 LTG archives, and it was nice to remember a delicacy from my Korea days: the tasty egg-a-burger. I do believe I’ll have Swan try her hand at making one of these for me.

Nine years ago, I was experiencing my first visit to Pattaya. Here’s some of what I saw there:

Lovely beaches.
Oddly named bars.
I figured this one would be a safe bet.
But man, was I in for a surprise! There wasn’t a pussy in the place.

In today’s YouTube video, Smart Girl Philippines shares the meaning of some dating terms here in the PI. I’d heard of some of them, with LBFM being one of the first I encountered.

Laugh if you want:

Live it while you’ve got it, which in his case may not be long.
I’ll say it again, Live it while you’ve got it.
It is pretty stupid not to wear a seatbelt.

Now it is time to get moving on with the rest of my Sunday, including attending an RSL (Returned Services League, the Australian equivalent of the VFW) charity event. There’s a big money raffle taking place, so I’ll let you know tomorrow if I strike it rich.

Climb it control

Freedom is worth fighting for, and it is better to be armed than not.

I’m not allowed to own a weapon in the Philippines since I’m not a citizen. Same with property. Not that it matters, if I don’t like it, I’ll just leave. There has been a whole lot of shaking going on around here of late:

Three earthquakes this month. The only one on Luzon (my island) was way up in Baguio, and I didn’t feel a thing. Let’s see if all these quakes trigger any volcanoes.

Otherwise, life goes on pretty much as it always does. My big accomplishment yesterday was making the climb up to the Kalaklan Ridge, something I hadn’t done for a while. I chose the easiest route I knew, but we were stymied by a newly constructed fence blocking our path. So we made a new way up that was steeper, but shorter. So, it all worked out. It was great to be on top of my world once again.

The hardy souls who joined me for the Kalaklan adventure.
Making our way up. Trail? We don’t need no stinkin’ trail!
It was nice getting back to my roots.
Construction on a road up to the ridge from Olongapo continues at a snail’s pace. Rumor has it that the road will be part of the bypass road being built from Naugsol. I doubt it will be completed in my lifetime, however.
Olongapo City
That girl is in over her head.
Walking the ridge.
Making our way back down to Barretto.
Easter Mountain in the distance.
Cookie stop.

It was good to get some elevation on a hike again. Speaking of getting high, Swan came along for my beer o’clock trek to Barretto. We had a pre-dinner drink at the seldom-visited Hangout Bar, then moved on to Mango’s for dinner.

The beach in front of Mango’s.
The gal beside me at Mango’s.
The view from our table at Mango’s.
Our pork chop dinner at Mango’s.

After our meal, we ventured up the highway to Queen Victoria for our nightcap.

I’d judge Queen Vic to have the best lineup in town.

I had a nice chat with the manager at Queen Victoria, and we talked about some of the current issues around town, including the demise of the SOB. The final show is now slated for Halloween night. Queen Victoria also participates in a monthly event with Red Bar and Thumbstar called “The Battle of the Bars.” They are looking to expand the number of participants, and it may one day be what the SOB no longer is. I intend to check out the next battle later this month.

On to June 2014 in the LTG archives. In a post called “Ebb and Flow,” I wrote about the changes taking place in the Itaewon bar scene as the old familiar faces left and were replaced with new ones. It was definitely a transient lifestyle back in those days. I got a chuckle out of this line in my post: “I can’t help but wonder how much longer I can live the lifestyle I’ve come to know and love.  Somehow I don’t see myself climbing those notorious steps up to the bar (and drunkenly navigating my way back down) in another ten years when I’m pushing 70.” And yet, here I am still climbing the stairs to bars in Barretto. The more things change, the more they remain the same.

At least I’m not in jail. In today’s YouTube video, the Filipina Pea talks about the trouble a vindictive Filipina can cause an expat if she feels he’s done her wrong. It reminded me of how I came to discover Barretto. Back in my tourist days, I had rented an AC bargirl for a night of debauchery. We went out for dinner and a show, but when we got back to the room, she didn’t want to do the deed I’d paid for. So, I told her to leave. She said, “What about my tip?” I responded that she hadn’t earned a tip. Then she picked up the phone and said, “I’ll call the police and say you took advantage of me.” I called her bluff, and she left. Later, I posted on one of the nightlife forums about what happened, named her and the bar, and warned others not to waste their money. Well, her boss saw my post and fired her. Then my phone blew up with messages about how I ruined her life and she was going to make me pay for what I did. I had images of cops breaking down my door or maybe getting shot by helmeted riders on a motorbike. So, I checked out of my hotel and caught a taxi to Barretto. I wound up liking it a lot more than AC, and the rest is history.

Humor time:

Better insert a plug while you’re at it.
I’ve got to hand it to her…
It took me a minute to get this one.

Speaking of changing things up, we have alternative plans for Sunday, so we will do our Sunday routines today. So, I’ve got the Hideaway feeding, dinner at John’s place, and some beverage consumption at Red Bar and Jumpin’ Jacks on the horizon. Ain’t life grand?

Me time

I guess the climate changed.

No great insights derived from another day of living in paradise. But I did achieve a new way to dispense water.

We did our morning walk to the Robinson’s Appliance Store and made our home a tad more American.
Our old dispenser was the water bottle on top ilk. This model holds the water bottle inside. So, no more lifting that heavy bastard.

Yeah, it’s good to have something new and exciting to blog about! In other news, Swan decided to stay home last evening, declaring it a “me day.” Well, I enjoy her company when I’m out and about, but I would never impose my lifestyle on her or otherwise insist that she join me every time I go out. Since I was on my own, I decided to visit the bars on my “no go” list to see if they warranted reconsideration. And it also proves I’m not a slave to my habits.

First stop, BarCelona. I’d 86’d this place mainly because they insisted on playing crappy music at a loud volume. So, upon arrival, I noted that the music was acceptable and the volume was comfortable. I also noticed that the place was deserted. I’m used to being the only customer, but yesterday there was only one waitress in attendance instead of the usual half a dozen or so. I asked my server what was up with that, and she told me the others are scheduled to arrive later in the evening. Ah, okay. That actually makes sense; no need to pay wait staff when there are no customers to serve.

BarCelona is a beautiful bar with a creepy emptiness.
It was good to see the old view from my perch once again.
And the clouds on Kalaklan Ridge reminded me that I was overdue for a ridgeline hike. I took care of that this morning.
Looking down at that guy who drinks the dregs left in beer bottles.

As I was finishing my second beer, the bartender showed up, greeting me as she walked by. And then the music changed back to crap and the volume increased. I paid my tab and left.

Cheap Charlies had always been one of my favorite spots, but the bartender saying I was stupid to be upset when they didn’t have wine for Swan inspired me to take my business elsewhere. So, it’s been a few months since that incident, and I was alone, so I climbed the stairs to see what I’d been missing.

Looking back at where I was (BarCelona).

I was somewhat surprised when the offending bartender came and sat down beside me, saying It’s been a while since we’ve seen you here. Um, you said I was stupid, remember? She gave me a funny look, as if she didn’t remember that, and just said it was nice to see me again. Okay, I accepted the olive branch and gave her cookies and lollipops to share with the girls. Then I went back to enjoying my beer and the view.

I noticed these Indian-looking guys passing by across the highway. A few minutes later, they popped into Cheap Charlies. You don’t see many Indians around here. I’m not sure if they were Apache or Navajo.

And then I ran into a guy I had met several months ago in a bar on Baloy. I’d see him around occasionally, but last night we had a chance to talk, and he’s an interesting guy—Air Force vet who spent some time at Osan in Korea. He introduced his girlfriend, a nursing student, and said he has really settled into a comfortable life here. I’m happy things are working out for him.

Nice to see you again!

After wrapping things up at Cheap Charlies, I was ready for some grub. Myleen’s is right across the road, so I headed there.

I had the whole place to myself.
I took a pass on the seafood at Myleen’s.
But the shredded beef enchiladas were delicious.

After satiating my hunger, I was ready to continue my journey to bars that pissed me off in the past. Next stop, Cyclone. Another place that put me off with inappropriately loud music during my last visit. I’m happy to report that was not the case last night.

I had the place to myself during last night’s visit.

Cyclone has a nice ambiance and bills itself as a “sports bar,” but I’m not sure they’ve found a niche to fill in Barretto. During my brief visit, several people popped in, looked around, and then departed. We’ll see how long they last. I watched a couple of the bored waitresses playing pool, and then finished my beer and moved on to my last stop of the night next door at Cloud 69.

It was good to see my waitress friend Sheryl back at work, so I bought her my first lady drink of the night. Once again, no other customers but me.

I’ve never seen the attraction of girls standing around on stage, but that’s just me.

And that’s where my “me time” came to an end. Back home just before eight and in bed shortly thereafter. Early to bed, early to rise meant waking up at 4:15 this morning

That was my early morning view from my desk this morning. Those lights are from the big shipyard across the bay.

A couple of hours later, after the sun came out, the view looked like this:

The bird was eating something inside the flower, but I couldn’t catch him while he was doing it.

Another bar I choose not to visit is MacArthur’s. I considered going last night, but it was on the wrong side of town. I noticed they have outside seating now, which I like, so maybe one of these days. Anyway, it’s a small place and the owner fills it with attractive young women. Apparently, some issues have arisen with other unnamed bar owners, at least judging from this post on Facebook today:

I agree with the sentiment about bars that fine girls for meeting customers outside of working hours. That’s just plain wrong. That said, I don’t think this post is appropriate either.
If you are looking for a place to go in Barretto, here is the updated map.

It’s still May 2014 in the LTG archives, and in this post, I share my deep thoughts after observing the parking lot beneath my Seoul apartment balcony.

Today’s YouTube video features Reekay discussing dental care prices in the Philippines. I’ve been blessed to find one of the best dentists I’ve ever used right here in Barretto (Dr. Raymond Barrera). Much cheaper than what I used to pay in the USA and Korea.

Nine years ago, during my first-ever visit to Pattaya, I walked to Walking Street.

I somehow managed to get lost along the way, but I made it there eventually.

And maybe these will make you show your teeth:

Maybe you can use your wedding ring to fix it.
Pray for a do-over life.
Is an arsehole where shite comes from?

And that’s all for now.

A routine habit-dashery

There is no cure for indoctrinated ignorance, but the truth will set you free!

Over at Kevin Kim’s Big Hominid blog is a post about being a creature of habit. As Kevin says, most of us are, and I’ve never seen that as a bad thing. Now that I am in my retired years with no work responsibilities to fill my time, I’ve developed my own rituals, routines, and habits that give my life some structure and semblance of meaning. Of course, I’m sure my regular readers see most of these activities as boringly mundane, and perhaps they are. But there is comfort to be found in sameness when you enjoy doing what you do. That said, I do try to take at least one trip out of town every month to change things up a little, and that helps keep things interesting. The bottom line for me is that having daily routines is beneficial, as they provide perspective and help keep life in balance. That works for me, anyway.

Things aren’t always the same around here. Today, I got a rather distressing email from my blog host that some suspicious malware had been discovered and removed:

During a recent security review of your WordPress installation for mccrarey.com, we detected and removed a malicious administrator account named “admin2backup” that had been added to your database on September 4, 2025.

We also located and removed the file that created this account, which had been uploaded through a compromised plugin upload request on September 12, 2025. Both the file and the unauthorized user have been successfully removed from your account.

At this time, no further suspicious activity has been detected. Please note, this cleanup was performed as a one-time courtesy. If further malware or compromise is detected on this account in the future, it could result in service suspension or account termination to protect server integrity.

Well, thanks for that, HostGator. Scary shit when someone attacks my humble little blog with only a handful of loyal readers. I’d hate for LTG to die before I do!

So, back to the routines. The Wednesday Walkers gathered as usual at the Baloy 7-Eleven and decided we’d walk the long version of Monday’s Hash trail in reverse. And that’s just what we did, more or less. Going up the original down proved challenging, but otherwise, most of the hike was on familiar ground. Being out and about is the mission, and that goal was achieved.

Only four of us this week. Steve, Chris, Erik, and me.
Heading out on Sawmill Road.
That mountain we call Easter in the distance.

Sorry, for some reason, I wasn’t in a picture-taking mode, so that’s all I’ve got. Hell, you’ve seen it all before, anyway.

The way we were.

Fellow hiker Steve has recently returned from several months back home in Aussie-land and asked to join us for our nightly intake of alcoholic beverages. Hey, the more the merrier!

We started at Sloppy Joe’s…
And finished at It Doesn’t Matter. Yep, that’s an unusually large crowd last night.

Swan said we broke a record by returning home prior to 7:30. Damn, I’m such an old fogey lately.

This post from the May 2014 LTG archives documents a time when I had some staying power. The story of a Korean weekend is primarily told through photographs, so take a look and see what you think. Getting back home at four in the morning seems mind-boggling to me now.

Facebook memories reminded me of a gal I met in Manila eight years ago:

A real cutie, but she didn’t have much to say. Turns out, she had a heart of stone.

Today’s YouTube video features another vlogger I’ve never watched before, recounting how he learned to accept the Filipino way (even if he still doesn’t know how to spell “Filipino”).

Let’s try these on for size:

It’s probably too late to yell in most cases.
That’s bad even by my low standards.
And here I am looking back from a 70-year-old perspective.

Oh well, there’s still time for more screw-ups, so I’d better get to it.

Another first! Never heard this song or of Tove Lo before:

Still plugging away

Or just keep the donkey, but call it what it is — a jackass.

Okay, another Tuesday is in the books, and even more so than the other days in my week, there is not much worthy of note about it. I’m not complaining about that, I’m just glad to be still alive and kicking. I don’t know how much longer that will be the case, but life is a blessing, and even a boring day is better than the alternative of eternal darkness.

I’m not that comfortable talking about my various charity projects because it is supposed to be about helping others, not glorifying your own good deeds. I’m sure I’ve mentioned that the foundation of my giving is selfishness — helping a few takes away some of the guilt that comes with living rich in a poor country. So, I do what I can, and hopefully it makes a difference.

One of the people I’ve been assisting is barely an acquaintance. She used to be the take-out waitress from Sit-n-Bull a couple of years ago, and I’d see her around town making her deliveries. She always had a smile and a friendly greeting and seemed to genuinely enjoy her work. Then one day she was gone, and I was told she had moved home to the province. Several months later, a mutual friend contacted me and said Erica needed help. She had been diagnosed with cancer and required treatment. Well, my charity budget is insufficient to cover the cost of extensive medical procedures, but what Erica needed was a different kind of help. Cancer treatment wasn’t available in the public hospital near where she lived, so she needed to go to Manila for proper care, but didn’t have money for transport. That was within my ability to help, and so I wired the needed funds. For the last several months, she has shared with me the nightmare of medical care at public hospitals in the Philippines, but she wants to live and is continuing her battle to beat the cancer. I’ve been sending her money for food and lodging and hoping for the best, but my gut tells me her survival will require a miracle. She’s very religious, so maybe her faith will be rewarded.

Anyway, she sent me this message yesterday and it touched my heart:

I need to endure, I need to extend my patience, there’s nothing I can do, I wasn’t born rich. Nevertheless, you don’t neglect us when it comes to our daily expenses and our rent, so we don’t struggle here in Manila. Your support has been a tremendous help to us; it’s good that up to now you haven’t abandoned us with our daily expenses. I keep fighting because I know I have financial support, making our living and my treatment easier. If it weren’t for you, who genuinely cares for me, I wouldn’t know who to turn to for our expenses and rent. Thank you so much for your unwavering help and care for us. I truly wish you a long life and that you may continue to help many others like me.

The Lord has not abandoned me in this battle; He sent an angel to me, making it easy and without any worries about our expenses here in Manila. I will fight, and I know I will get better. That will be my payment for all the help you have given us. I will hold on to our Creator; I cannot give up, I still want to live. I know the Lord will give that to me; I just need to trust in Him.

Stay strong and keep fighting, Erica.

The rest of my day went like this:

I walked the highway home from the Royal grocery store on SBMA. I don’t make that trek often, and yesterday’s dodging cars and scooters was a good reminder of why.
The bay views were my reward.
And almost made the dangerous walk worthwhile.

Tuesday is our Baloy Beach day, and at the appointed hour, we headed out. I needed to replenish the cash in my wallet, so I stopped at the ATM in the 7-Eleven. The machine was out of service. We walked on down Baloy Road and tried the ATM at Harley’s. It was out of cash. So, on to Blue Rock. The ATM there was offline. The only other ATM I know of on Baloy is at the Viking Resort, so instead of toes in the sand time for Swan, we walked the pavement to Viking. Alas, that ATM was also unable to dispense cash. I have no idea what is going on with the ATMs, but welcome to the Philippines!

I had enough cash on me for our dinner at Treasure Island, which was practically across the street from us, so off we went.

Swan enjoying the view from our poolside perch at TI.
Chicken cordon bleu for Swan.
And a burger steak for me. As usual, the food was good.
Beach, please.
The island we treasure on the beach.

Still needing to replenish the wallet, after dinner, we had our trike driver take us to It Doesn’t Matter. I was pleasantly surprised that the ATM there was functioning and dispensed the 10,000 pesos I had requested. After a couple of IDM beers, we moved on to the Wet Spot for our nightcap. I had planned to attend the final rendition of the SOB there on Friday, but manager Brett advised that it has once again been postponed, this time until Halloween. Alrighty then.

Ain’t life grand? Even a hollow Tuesday was worthy of enjoyment.

On now to May 2014 in the LTG archives. In this post, I recount an evening out in Itaewon with my good friend Dennis McPeters. Dennis retired and moved to Cambodia, and I visited him there a couple of times. And now he has disappeared. He didn’t do social media, so we stayed in touch via email, but he hasn’t responded for a couple of years now. I fear he has died (he is several years older than me) and wasn’t in the best of health the last time I saw him. My Google search for any news or an obituary was fruitless. Dennis is one of several good friends who no longer respond to my attempts to contact them. One of the sad realities that comes with ageing, I suppose.

From Facebook memories, eight years ago, I was still enjoying my first and only visit to Boracay Island here in the Philippines.

And I found the perfect bar for me.

Today’s YouTube video is from a vlogger I’ve never seen before who tries to make the case that expats in the Philippines are losers. He convinced me that he is an expert loser, but his premise about the rest of us is as ignorant as he is. Yeah, it is far from perfect here, but most of us love it anyway.

And now for what passes as humor around here:

Ah, the good ol’ days.
See? Good things do come in small packages.
Just be who you are. Everyone else is already taken.

Another day, another post. Still glad to be here.

Today’s song was featured in a dream I had over eleven years ago. I even blogged about it.

It was a good one

I wasn’t sure what to expect from our beautiful Hariettes yesterday, but I wound up being very pleasantly surprised. How good was the trail? Well, I didn’t have to shortcut. Granted, there was a long (6.5K) and a short (4.5K) option, and I went with the lesser one. That turned out to be a good choice for me because the two moderate climbs took about all I had in me to complete. That said, I really enjoyed the trail, especially the portion I hadn’t done in so long that it felt almost new again. The trail was well-marked, and the gals obviously put a lot of effort into creating two versions that were pleasing for both hardcore Hashers and old farts like me.

Two of the three Hares: Fast and Loose and My Mouth Is Shut.
Hashers gathered at the start.
And we are On-On!
Let the climbing commence.
Through the jungle.
A Barretto view.
We were blessed with good weather.
And only a couple of potential pitfalls.
If you got lost with all the marks, it was your own damn fault.
That’s always a good sign.
Our On-Home venue was at Hasher Pecker Checker’s house in the Magdalena subdivision.
Chillin’ before the circle.
Hares on the ice. That’s Boom Boom Manana on the right.
The long and short options.

Some after-Hash fun at It Doesn’t Matter brought another Hash Monday to a close. I’m learning to savor the moments while they last.

A little surprise on my journey through the LTG archives from April 2014: a post about my first time meeting the esteemed Kevin Kim. It was nice to meat with you at the Brazilian steak house.

Facebook had a memory for me from eight years ago:

A trip to Boracay to celebrate Loraine’s 50th birthday. Two weeks later, she confessed to being in love with someone else.

Too bad I hadn’t learned the lessons that Smart Girl Philippines offers in her YouTube videos. Here’s today’s guidance:

Maybe these will be worth a smile or three:

Definitely didn’t strike gold with this one.
Something doesn’t add up here.
Hmm, I’d never considered that possibility before.

And that’s all I’ve got for today.