One of the best dining experiences I have know was beachside in Bali.  The food, the friends, the view all most excellent.

Worth the trip!

I really do feel a significant post comin’ on.  In the meantime, a photo from a small village in Bali…

Heh, this guy served a useful purpose.  You removed the phallic apparatus and whacked the wooden native in order to call room service.  One of the many fine memories of a Bali vacation.

First in a new series here at LTG.  A random photo from my vast archives.

This here would be a meandering desert highway in Southern California which ultimately takes you into Death Valley.

Filipino style.

Ate dinner at Tequila Reef in AC and was more than satisfied with the quality and quantity of my platter.  Shredded beef taco, shredded beef enchilada and chicken enchilada, plus beans and rice.  Set me back 360 pesos, or about $7.50.

Definitely the best Mexican I have experienced since leaving the USA.

…and workin’ overtime.

Well, not really.  But I am getting some things done.  Had a good meeting with the Special Resident Retirement Visa (SSRV) representative and came away with a whole new list of things to be done.  Some I can do now, others will have to wait until I return in September.

Right now I’m fixin’ to head over to the medical clinic for the exam required for all SSRV applicants.  Then I’ll go to the mall and have 14 2×2 photographs made of my handsome mug.  12 for the SSRV, and two for the bank.  I need to open a Philippine bank account in order to make the required SSRV deposit.

Anyway, I’m getting about by the most common* means of transport in the Philippines (and my least favorite)–the trike.

This is my happy driver from yesterday, anticipating charging me the foreigner tax for a short ride (about twice the fare he could get away with for a local).  Ah well, we’re talkin’ the difference between 50 cents and a dollar here, so I don’t sweat it.  My problem is folding my oversized body into the sidecar.  It ain’t pretty or comfortable, trust me on that!

*I guess the Jeepney might be the most popular means of mass transit, but the trike takes the place of taxi’s, generally.  Although taxi do exist, just not so much in AC.

I arrived safely and without incident at midnight.  Drank some SML’s and went to bed.  Woke up, ate, exchanged some dollars for pesos, walked to the mall, bought a cell phone (Samsung!), walked back to the room, and now I’m posting this play by play account of my exciting trip.  Next I’m going to take a trike to the Perimeter road area and meet with the SSRV (retirement visa) counselor.

Needless to say, it has been an outstanding trip thus far!

One of the highlights occurred on the bus to the Airport.  I just love some of the English naming conventions adopted by Korean businesses, both large and small.  Like this:

Perhaps their motto is “we take the convenience out of convenience store”.

At the mall today I was reminded that wherever you go in the world, you are never far from Korea.

More great stuff like this to follow…

…the wonderful wizard of immigration for the Republic of the Philippines.  Among other things.

10 days of adventure in AC, Subic/Olongapo, and Manila.  If you call house hunting and dealing with bureaucrats an adventure. 

Well, it won’t be all work.  I’m taking my darts and looking forward to quaffing a couple a few San Miguel Lights along the way…

I’m taking along the camera, so chances are you’ll see some photographic evidence of the trip here at LTG soon enough.

See y’all on the other side.

and back to day again…

The trip across the wide Pacific was 24 hours door-to-door.  The Seoul/Narita/Chicago/DC iteniary was as miserable as it sounds.

United Airlines is a big step down from my preferred Korean Airlines is every aspect imaginable.   The equipment (747s without seatback entertainment systems), food, service, and flight attendent attractiveness were all disappointments on this trip.  Worse, United is extremely chintzy with leg room in coach.  When I sat down my knees were already bumping the seatback in front of me.  When the SOB in front of me reclined his seat, well, it was like being captured in a spider’s web (there was a big size guy in the middle seat next to me spilling over into my space exacerbating my claustrophobic conditions).  It was pretty much a tortuous journey but it is over and I can only look forward to the return trip next week with dismay.

(this is the first of a series of catch-up posts.  I’ve been too busy and too jetlagged to have regularly updated the blog.  For which I apologize and hereby begin the process of making amends.)

Continuing the photo essay of my recent adventure on Oahu…

Oddly enough, most of the vegetation in Hawaii is not in fact native to the islands…

but it’s all good as far as I’m concerned…

“way better than Cheju-do!”

Blue on blue and some happy canines…

“don’t bother taking a picture because those telephone wires are ruining the vista.  What?  Oh well, never mind.”

Ready for lunch?  Actually, the restaurant takes it name “The Crouching Lion” because the rocks behind the restaurant are alleged to look like, well, a crouching lion.  I honestly couldn’t see it though.  I’m that way with constellations too.

Still, the restaurant was quite charming…

The view from our table was, er, appetizing…

“bago payo!”

“ah, now that’s more like it!”

Next up, the Waimea Valley…see you there!

Continuing our Majestic Grand Circle Island Tour, we visited a Buddhist Temple established around the turn of the century by a Japanese monk.

Quite beautiful don’t you think?  And that’s a million-dollar backdrop…

A little closer and different angle.  What you can’t see from the photo (or in real life for that matter) is the nails used for construction.  That’s because no nails were used.  Don’t ask me how, maybe it was a freakin’ miracle.

The Temple’s primary resident…

There was of course the traditional bell…

…well I’m not a particularly religious man, but nothing ventured nothing gained…

…I mean happiness and long life are worth the effort…

Of course, some would argue I’ve already had a long life, but why take chances?

Next stop was the nut farm, but I escaped.  Not before buying some chocolate covered macadamias for the folks at the office and a bag of nuts for my pal Jenn of I Got 2 Shoes fame.

If I understood correctly, these are the founders of the nut farm.  The current owner greeted us warmly, gave out free samples of Kona coffee and various varieties of his nutty concoctions.  Real friendly guy and seemed genuinely happy to have us visit.  But then again, we all were spending money.   But I’m sure he would have been nice regardless.

Anyway, that’s it for tonight.  I’m off to the first round of the playoffs which will feature the Rubbies versus Cake Mix at Dillinger’s Bar.  I’m there as a fan rather than a player this time…

Hey, that’s what they called it in the brochure.  It was your standard circumnavigation of Oahu kinda deal.  It was an all day affair and a 120 mile round trip.  Actually, quite nice.  It was good to be out of the city and see some of the Hawaiian back country for sure.  Here’s the first part of the trip in pictures:

That would be the Pacific ocean near Diamond Head…

This would be one of the more popular attractions on Oahu, Hanauma Bay.  Here’s a nice little video of the area.

I hear it’s a great place to snorkel…

…and has a nice sandy beach.

Seeing as how we were driving along the coast of an island, I took a fair number of ocean shots.  The ocean didn’t seem to mind at all.

Now this beach may look familiar to you.  It was where the famous beach scene in the film “From Here to Eternity” was shot.  Remember?

Now you do…

Yes, the ocean has many moods.

You see more beaches like this one with lava flows than you do with sand…

If you look closely you can see the lighthouse at the Makapu’u Lookout, which I believe is the southern-most point on the island…

Then we drove up into the mountains to the Nu’uanu Pali lookout  for outstanding vistas like this one.  There was a battle here in 1795 which ended with the defeated warriors being thrown from the cliff face.  Read about it here.

This is on the windward side of the island.  And the breeze was stiff to be sure…

It was an Oahu, Hawaii mountain high.  Although it wasn’t raining fire in the sky…

Those would be the tunnels we drove through to get to the mountain top.

And now I’ve got to get ready for a wedding.  We’ll continue our island tour soon, ok?

Ok, so I managed to catch a cold somewhere along the journey, but what are you going to do?  I signed up for some half day tours that involved hiking just to keep the exercise regimen going while on holiday.  This enabled me to take some great naps in the afternoon, which after all is part of the vacation experience as well, don’t ya think?

So Friday morning I took the “Manoa Waterfall Hiking Adventure” through an outfit called Echotour.  On the way out to the trailhead, we drove past President Obama’s high school and the tour guide said he had been a classmate of Barack’s.   He said they didn’t really run in the same circles and he was a year ahead of the Prez in school.  He told a story about how during one class assembly some guy sitting behind Obama was throwing pieces of paper in the future president’s Afro.  I thought how things hadn’t changed much except now it was two bit dictators and despots from around the world bullying the world’s geeky nerd.  Ah well.  On with the hike:

So, we parked in this foothill neighborhood to begin the hike.  According to our guide, one of these modest houses could be purchased for $700,000 or so, but they rarely came on the market.

Soon enough we were into the woods, a moist rain forest like environment.  I don’t recall the name of these trees, but they were soft to the touch, almost sponge like.  Also,  we were warned that the tree could not support the branches and a gust of wind would snap them off like twigs.  Although there was evidence of limb failure along the trail we luckily did not witness any first hand.

You know, things always look cooler in real life than they do in the photograph.  At least that’s true when I’m holding the camera.  This was a natural bowl within the trunk of a tree retaining water from a recent rainfall.  Although it doesn’t look too tasty, I’m sure in a pinch it would suffice.  But then, we were hiking along side a babbling brook so I guess dying of thirst wasn’t much of a risk anyway.  Never mind.

Yours truly taking a break beside a stand of wild bamboo…

Look up there in the distance, can you see it?  Yes sir, I do believe that is our destination!

Manoa falls in all her glory.  Ok, so it isn’t exactly Niagara.  Or Yosemite.  But it is water.  And the water is falling.  So, technically speaking you have received what was advertised, right?

So, what we have here is what I call the “upper falls”…

Which inevitably winds up in the lower falls and pool.  It was sorta pretty although I mighta been a tad disappointed.

Wanting to get my money’s worth I claw my way to very end of the trail.

And so ended my Manoa falls adventure.

Tomorrow I will bring you the harrowing tale of my hike to the very top of the famous Diamond Head crater.  Stay tuned!

Hale Koa in the Hawaiian language means Warrior House.  That was the name of hotel where I stayed during my just completed visit to the island of Oahu.  Since the Hale Koa is an Army MWR (morale welfare and recreation) property, I suppose you could say it was aptly named.  Although nice place to stay works equally well, but I guess that is a pretty lame name.  Unless it translates to something cool sounding in Hawaiian.  Here, see for yourself:

I paid extra for the ocean view room, and this was the view of the ocean from my balcony.

From another angle I could also see the hotel sprawl that is what makes Waikiki Waikiki.

This pigeon was enjoying the view from my balcony every morning I was there.  I don’t expect he paid extra though.

This big old Banyan tree was a dominant feature in the courtyard.

And the coconut trees were nice as well.

As far as that goes, the entire property was pretty nicely landscaped.

The Hale Koa also features a big open air lobby, in the Balinese style…

All in all, not a bad hotel to spend a few days at a decent price (although you have to be military or a DoD civilian to partake).

Yes, I have returned safely from my adventures in Hawaii, aka America’s Cheju-do.

The weather was cloudy and cool most of the time.  And I was also sick for most of the trip.  But other than that I enjoyed my first visit to the 50th state.  Well, technically, I saw only one of the eight islands, Oahu.  But it was quite beautiful.  I especially enjoyed the parts that did not include Waikiki.