Doggone it

Yesterday was a nothing day as I just lazed around the house, lacking the energy to do much of anything. Despite feeling like shit, when beer o’clock rolled around, I readied myself for some excitement in town. I didn’t have far to go to find it.

Not far from my house, a selfish neighbor lets their dogs run loose despite having a fenced yard. Making matters worse, the dogs are very aggressive. Usually, by standing my ground and barking back, they’ll keep their distance. Perhaps they sensed my weakness yesterday because they came right at me. There are three of them, but it’s the smaller one that goes into attack mode most. The other two have his back but generally don’t get up close like their little brother. So, yesterday, I had to counterattack, yelling and kicking to chase them off. Cowards that they are, they did eventually flee. And then I realized I was having a breathing attack. I couldn’t catch my breath, felt light-headed, and was worried that I might pass out. In the past, I’ve just sat down for a bit and rested until normalcy returned. I didn’t have that option with the dogs around to take advantage of my vulnerability, so I continued to make my way down the road.

My strength gradually returned as I walked the highway, but my mood remained dour. I stopped at Sit-n-Bull and had a light dinner consisting of two chicken wings and some coleslaw. After my meal, I went to Sloppy Joe’s to rehydrate. Troy was already there, and before long, Ken and Jim joined me at my table.

Boys will be boys (L-R: Ken, Jim, and Troy)

After a few beers, the three amigos left for Alley Cats, but I opted to stay behind. I still wasn’t feeling strong and wanted to stick around in the Maze, so I could get home quick and easy when the time came. I hung out in Wet Spot for my final hour chatting with Daddy Dave, who just turned 81. Damn, I hope if I’m still around, I’m going as strong as he is.

I suppose it is newsworthy to mention that I bought zero lady drinks during my evening out.

I didn’t cough as much and slept better last night, so there was that to be thankful for. When I got up, I did my usual internet strolling, then decided to lie back down for a bit. Lucky was sprawled across the bed, and when I tapped him to move over, he growled at me. That irked me, so I tapped him with a pillow to urge him along and he went into full attack mode. He didn’t bite me this time because I kept the pillow between us, but I have no doubt he would have if given the chance. I whacked him several times in pillow fight fashion before he finally retreated.

Alright, some of my commenters had warned me that a dog who attacks his owner can not be trusted and should gotten rid of. I decided to give Lucky another chance, and he has now blown it. It’s not in me to kill him or have him put down, but he is no longer welcome in my house. I get that Lucky has an aggressive nature, but I’m the top dog and if he is too stupid to understand that, he can be king of the empty yard.

Lucky will now reside in the backyard. He’ll have dry food and water. When I rescued him five years ago, he lived on a three-foot rope. So, he is still better off than he was. From now on, he can live without my love.
Buddy now rules the roost.

For all of you who have served in the military, know you are honored and appreciated and I wish you the best this Veterans Day.

I shared this on Facebook today.

Speaking of Facebook, it provided this memory from 2016:

Seems like a lifetime ago now.
That’s how I roll these days…

And my clock says it is Friday, so tonight I will attend the SOB at La Oficina. And Swan will be joining me this time. That will enhance the event for sure.

A little honey is good for you:

Man, I hate when that happens!

I’ll have something special to share here tomorrow; see you then!

Sorry ’bout that, Lucky, but you are just not worth it anymore. Dumbest dog I ever owned.

Walking my life away

I’ve been feeling like shit lately. The worst aspect of my ill health is my labored breathing. Coupled with that, there has been an intermittent cough these past few days, which is at its worst when I’m in a prone position when trying to sleep. I got less than three hours in last night, and so on top of everything else, I’m feeling weak and drained. I was headed for the door to try and get a walk in this morning, and Swan convinced me to give it a rest. So, I turned on Netflix and randomly selected a movie called “It Could Happen to you” to watch.

A film from 1994 that I had never seen or heard of. It was entertaining enough that I made it to the end in one sitting. Barely (I paused it once or twice but then was too lazy to get up and do something else).

Yesterday, I went to the meet-up with the Wednesday Walkers but bailed on joining the group hike. The slightest incline gets me sucking air, and I just hate to hold the other guys back from a more challenging trek. I still did a flat walk through several neighborhoods and kept going until I hit 8K. I felt pretty good about that accomplishment.

My stats from the stroll
Life by the waterside
Matain street scene. The dog didn’t even bark at me.
A bay view
And a beach view
I’m out in an unfamiliar neighborhood in barangay Matain, and this guy greets me by name. Happens all the time. I guess he’s been my driver in the past.
I didn’t pause to pray for better health. Maybe I should have.
A pretty impressive turnout of Zumba dancers.
Back out on the highway and clueless about where to go next. So, I just kept walking.
And then I walked through a neighborhood in Calapacuan
I walked past Black Rock, not over it.
Then through a flowering field.
I enjoyed this view
I couldn’t find a dry way to cross this creek…so wet feet it was.
I then happened upon part of Monday’s Hash trail that I had avoided by shortcutting.
Flowers in bloom
A brief jaunt on the Govic highway
In the shadow of Easter Mountain
Preparing to cross bridge #2
Then up an alley in San Isidro
An interesting juxtaposition of beauty and trash.
An impressive tree in Santo Tomas. I can see the top from my patio at my house.
You are welcome, Subic. Thanks for having me!
The walk from above.

I came home, took a nap, wrote TWO blog posts, showered, and then headed into town again for the Wednesday feeding at Hideaway.

The gals wanted Korean
And that’s what they got.

I only stayed about an hour, then headed back up the highway to my side of town. As I passed by the new Oasis bar, I saw my pal Mark, who is the bar manager, out front. Naturally I felt obligated to stop in for a beer. Or two.

I sat upstairs and this is what I saw.

My waitress said she remembered from when she worked at Queen Victoria. That is a very infrequent stop on my barhops, and she didn’t even look familiar to me. They’ve opened a kitchen at Oasis now, and the head cook, Rica, is also someone I know from my dart league days. She brought me out a free order of fries. I tried a couple to be polite, but I wasn’t hungry. The other girls finished them off quickly. I was the only customer at the time and felt like I should show my support, so I told the waitress she could pick three sandwiches for the girls to share (there were six on duty upstairs). Two club sandwiches and a burger order were placed.

And the girls chowed down. And no, I will not be doing a regular feeding at Oasis. This was a special occasion.

I did my nightcap at Wet Spot, then headed home a little before 8:00. I went to bed early, but a hacking cough is not conducive to sleep, so I was up and down all night. The only good news is that my tooth has stopped hurting, at least for now.

Oh, and when I got home, I showed Swan my lipstick-free neck. She laughed. She’s really been an angel trying to comfort me during this uncomfortable time in my life.

The reduction in weekly steps isn’t helping. I’ve remained pretty true to my diet objectives and calorie reductions. I skip a meal at least once a day and have foregone my love of ice cream and sweets faithfully.

A painful day

Yesterday proved to be quite a pain in the ass. And back. Even my tooth hurt. And it ended with a pain in the neck. Here’s how that all went down.

My morning started with a visit to Dr. Jo for the beginning of my sciatica treatment. The first step was withdrawing a sufficient quantity of blood to harvest the needed stem cells. A needle in the vein of my arm was only the beginning of much more to come.

I left Dr. Jo’s office with instructions to return at 1:00 p.m. for the injections into my damaged back areas. So, it was off to Royal to do the weekly grocery shopping. No pain involved in that, other than paying the tab ($267.00 this week).

We drove back to Barretto, dropped off the groceries, and then returned to SBMA and the Baypointe hospital for my electrocardiogram scheduled for 11:15. I was seen right on time and they took the images of my heart in action. That’s when I learned that due to a personal emergency, the cardiologist would not be available to review the results or grant my clearance for surgery until next week. When I asked about using a different cardiologist, I was advised that there was no one else. So, my hopes for surgery this Sunday were painfully dashed.

Oh, on the way back to Baypointe, I stopped at my dentist’s office to get an appointment for this aching tooth. He’s good, but damn, no available appointments until November 17! I can’t put up with pain that long. And this treatment I’m getting from Dr. Jo precludes taking aspirin. Luckily, Paracetamol is acceptable, and it seems to be helping.

We once again returned to Barretto and had some time left before my follow-up with Dr. Jo. So we lunched at Angel’s Bakery, conveniently located below the health clinic.

That’s the chef’s salad. Tasty enough for what little there was.

After lunch, I climbed the stairs to Dr. Jo’s, and she was ready and waiting for me. This part of the treatment is where the extracts from the blood drawn earlier are injected into the damaged areas of my back. I was expecting it would feel like a shot in the arm. It did not. Much, much more painful. And I got stuck about ten times. It felt like torture. When that portion was done, I moved to a comfortable chair and had something inserted into my body intravenously. That needle insertion was comparatively painless. Had a nice chat with Dr. Chris during the thirty minutes or so it took to drain the bottle. And then it was time for the testosterone injections–in my ass. Ouch! One in each cheek.

With the medical procedures done for now (I will repeat this process twice more at three-week intervals), it was time to pay the piper. Dr. Jo has a dollar bank account, so I was able to write her a check for the $6400 I owed (that covers all three sessions). It has been years since I last wrote a paper check. I didn’t recall it being so painful in the past.

Headed back home feeling tired and sore, and took a much needed nap. Woke up at 3:30 and knew I was going to be pressed for time as beer o’clock was rapidly approaching. So, I opted to do a short post, saving the Hash story and this one for today. I guess that worked out. But there is still a bit more about yesterday to tell. Here’s the rest of the story:

Tuesday is the day I set aside for the Baloy Beach experience by spending time on the Kokomo’s floating bar. I was getting a later start than usual, and it was strange how much difference an hour or so can make.

I usually see the sun going down from the floating bar, not while I’m enroute.
The beach was quiet at this hour too.
And lo and behold, it was low tide. I had to wade out to the raft for transport to the bar. Never had that happen before.
But I finally made it aboard, wet shoes and all.
This is why I like to drink here occasionally
It beats the hell out of watching the traffic on the National Highway
The view from my barstool
These two are from Blue Butterfly, and I was surprised to learn when the floating bar closes, they go back to the Butterfly and work.

The vibe was different than I have experienced previously. There were a lot of big spending customers and some of the girls were drunk. I don’t care about that normally, but some were randomly giving me hugs, and I really don’t like that.

There was even dancing on the bar!
I brought brownies again, and the girls enjoyed them…maybe that’s why I was getting all those unsolicited hugs.

Some other weird things were happening, including a couple of guys coming close to exchanging blows, but that’s what I get for my late start, I suppose.

Darkness had descended as I made my way to shore.

Did my nightcap at Snackbar and then headed home to my final pain of the day.

I had invited Swan to join me on the floater, but she had a tutoring session to conduct. It was dark when she was done, and I didn’t blame her for not doing the walk out of Alta Vista at night. We agreed to go to the floating bar together on Saturday. So, anyway, when Swan greeted me at the house with a hug, she asked me what was on my neck. I had no idea what she was talking about, so she took a picture so that I could see.

Yikes! I guess one of those random huggers had placed her lips on me as well. I explained as best I could, but Swan was not happy about it.

So, there was no cuddling last night. We talked some more this morning, and things seem much better now. And yes, my commenters had warned me about something like this happening. Still, this was closer to me being raped than me cheating. Just sayin’.

And that’s how that my day went down.

I don’t know; sounds painful.

Hashit

I got the Hashit, the Subic Hashit
For being stupid on trail today
I have to hold it until I pass it
Won't someone take my Hashit away
Drink it down, down, down, down

Here’s the delayed report on Monday’s Subic Hash. Leech My Nuggets was the Hare, and he is well known for both his challenging trails and the quality of his markings. One of the best Hares around, for sure. The trail began way out at the end of Rizal Extension and being the shortcutter that I am, I opted to leave from my house instead.

The blue x is where I joined the trail. The distance from my house to there was about the same, but I did avoid a steep down. I also bypassed the Black Rock climb. Still wound up with a solid 6.5K trail.
A couple of runners passed by as I reached my junction with the trail, but I had to wait a bit for my slowpoke group to arrive.
Fancy running into you here.
An easy skip over the wetness.
I see you hiding there, Carabao
Damn tree huggers. Wait, is that a knothole?
We must be bananas
Yikes! That bridge looks more than a little dicey.
Here I go! I wouldn’t normally even try that crossing, except it wasn’t high enough where the fall would hurt me. Getting wet was the worst outcome. And it was shaky, but I made it.
Sometimes discretion is the better part of valor.
Other times you just want to keep your feet dry.
The writing is on the wall
Walk this way!
The right way to go is left!
A stroll down Govic highway
A look towards home (Alta Vista is on the hill to the right)
Arriving at Smokes and Bottles, this week’s On-Home venue
Chillin’ with Pubic Head before the Circle
Two Hash virgins were deflowered
And I got the Hashit

The Hashit is awarded each week by the person who received it the previous week. Buddy Fucker selected me for the “honor” this week. As the song at the beginning of this post implies, you get the Hashit for doing something stupid. My “crime” was booking Buddy Fucker into one of those crappy rooms at Orchid Inn in Angeles City. Guilty as charged!

So, your fellow Hashers pour some of their beer into the Hashit
The song is sung and then you drink it down, down, down.

I will look forward to finding a suitable recipient next week.

After the Hash, I took a trike to It Doesn’t Matter for the gathering there.

And captured the beauty of the Hash Gash sitting nearby.

Not a bad day on trail!

Here’s today’s pun:

Sometimes the trailer is all you need to see.
I’d never heard this song before, but it has Hash in the title, and damn, it seems fitting for the Hashit recipient.

It comes and goes

I’m talking about time here. And it flew by today. Here it is almost beer o’clock, and I’m just now sitting down for my daily missive to my loyal readers. It’s been painful today, to say the least, but I’ll share that story tomorrow. And to make up for today, there will be TWO posts to look forward to reading. Yep, I am going to save the story of the Hash as a separate endeavor. But I will share a few photos of my yesterday morning in Angeles City before I head out to the floating bar for some bay time with my beer.

Swan and I began our morning with a walk up Walking Street in search of some breakfast. I’ve always had a good experience at Kokomo’s, and that’s where we broke our fast.
Yes, I was a bad boy, but I’m a fan of French toast. I’ll make up for it, promise!
So, this salt shaker was sitting nearby. I called a waitress over and asked for pepper. She looked at me like I was stupid (I can be) and then flipped this one over.
And just like magic, it became a pepper shaker. That’s a cool combination!

I enjoy streetside dining (and drinking at the appropriate hour), but the vendors and beggars can occasionally be problematic. Lots of vendors selling Viagra for some reason, but they accepted my polite “no thanks” and continued on. But one of them caught my interest with this:

Hmm, a new brand-name backpack might be worth a look.

After initially waving him off, I called the vendor back and asked him how much. He wanted 1200 pesos, and I wished him good luck. Then he asked me to make an offer, so I said I’ll give you a thousand. And that’s how I became the proud owner of that beauty above. Look for it on trail soon!

A view from our seat at Kokomo’s. In that take, you can see six bars and a massage parlor. You might also notice the Korean lettering on some of the signs. Angeles City has an actual Korea town away from Walking Street, but the reality is Koreans have pretty much taken over the bar district. I hear that over half the bars in town are Korean-owned.
The view in the other direction. More bars as far as you can see. I kind of laughed to see two of them were named for me. Yep, I’m a High Quality guy, but I can also be a Bad Boy.
Strolling back to the hotel after breakfast on some backstreets, more evidence of the Korean presence was on display.
Koreans gotta eat, too!
The bar across the street from my hotel.
A side street beside the hotel. I see more Hangeul lettering back there, too.
And the pool at Orchid Inn. You can see the Cantina and Sports Bar on the other side.

This visit to the Orchid was somewhat disappointing. I’ve mentioned it is a sentimental favorite of mine, having been the place where I spent my first night ever in the Philippines. I’ve stayed here numerous other times over the years. What I discovered is that different wings in the hotel have wide divergences in the quality of rooms being offered. I guess in the past, I’ve scored the high-end rooms. On this trip, the room I was first given was so bad that I had to return to the desk and tell them, “No way.” They moved me to a marginally better room, but it was still disappointing. When I ran the aircon it was so loud it sounded like a semi-truck idling outside. When I turned it off in the wee hours of the morning, I was shocked to hear the noise from people partying on the street outside. It made me wonder if the aircon noise was purposeful to drown out the hoots and hollers from the locals. But the staff service was excellent and friendly, and the Cantina was as nice as ever. Next time, I’ll know to ask for one of the poolside rooms.

So, that covers the remains of my adventure in Angeles. I look forward to providing a two-fer for tomorrow with the Hash report and my adventures in medicine. Stay with me!

That’s not what he was dreaming of, Jeanie.
It looks like I stole this pun from Uber Humor.
My appreciation for Boy George comes and goes, but this is a catchy tune with a nicely done video.

Between the Hashes

The newest item in my Hasherdashery

A quick post with photos from yesterday’s Angeles Hash before I rush out for today’s Subic Hash. It was an easy trail, thankfully, because I didn’t have much going for me. Coughing and hocking up phlegm throughout the duration of the 4K short trail I hiked. The Angeles Hash Circle is very laid back, with no ice and few punishments. Some of the songs were familiar, though. There was an after-Hash gathering, including a dinner, that I opted not to participate in. Instead, I visited a bar named Phillies that I’ve patronized in the past and had some quesadillas. Swan and her girlfriend joined me there later.

I walked past this new bar on my way to the Hash meet-up. Their lineup features some of the ugliest women I’ve ever seen. Not that there is anything wrong with it, but I wasn’t attracted at all!
Over thirty minutes in the Jeepney to get to the start of the trail.
But we are finally On-On!
It was flat most of the way, which suits me just fine.
Where big cocks come from…
Onto a less traveled road.
Grazing livestock
The only climb lies just ahead
A view from the top
That appears to be a volcano, but I’m unaware of its history. I’ll try and find out. (It’s not the famous Mt. Pinatubo that blew its top in 1991.)
What goes up must come down.
A happy group of cookie recipients
Heading back to the On-Home
Can you see that bridge in the distance? That’s where the Hash Circle was held.
Ready for planting. Probably corn.
That bridge is closer now.
At the end of our trek. I was the last of the short trail hikers to arrive. The longer 7K trail group arrived shortly after I did.
Catching my breath and quenching my thirst
The comparatively tame Angeles City Hash Circle commences.
My “easy” trail. The Hare described it as boring because it was basically a walkout and then a deadhead back. Oh well. I’m lame these days and don’t need the excitement.

As I mentioned, I chose not to attend the Octoberfest activities. I took a trike from where the Jeepney dropped us back to my hotel. After depositing my backpack in the room, I walked the block up to the main drag and took a streetside seat at Phillies.

Near the entrance to the notorious Walking Street, lined end to end with girly bars and more options for adult entertainment. I have been many times in the past, but I did not venture that way (at night) on this trip.
I’d never seen a chicken quesadilla prepared quite that thick before. Still tasty, though.
Swan had spent the day with an old girl friend, and she brought her by so we could meet. And yes, Swan didn’t object to my taking a picture.
These gals were hanging around out front, waiting for prey. Swan was there to protect me from their advances…

Made it safely back to my hotel and tried to sleep through the coughing jags. Still coughing, although not as badly, today. We’ll see how things go on today’s Hash. I’m not going to be shy about shortcutting and keeping things as flat as possible.

Back tomorrow with a report on how that worked out.

Best pun I could do on short notice:

And another Neil Young tune:

I was born in the City of Angels

But I’m at a ‘Los’ remembering anything about that day. I haven’t forgotten this Angeles City. It was the first place I visited in the Philippines. I don’t come here very often anymore; the fact of the matter is I just don’t like it very much. Lots of whore bars and not much else. But I’m here to Hash and that’s what I’ll focus on.

I’m at the Orchid Inn, the hotel I stayed in during my first trip back in 2007. I remember the rooms being WAY nicer back then. Oh well, it’s a place to lay my tired head at the end of a long day. What else do I need?

Well, I’ve got to eat, I suppose. Last night, I visited the nearby Tequila Reef Cantina. It is reputed to be one of the best dining establishments in AC, and I wasn’t disappointed.

They have a full and varied menu, but Mexican is their specialty. I went with a taco and enchilada platter. Excellente!
Tequila Reef also has a nice ambiance and was very crowded last night. I guess the WiFi is good, too, judging by the dinner conversation my tablemates were not having with me.

Breakfast here at the hotel was okay, too.

That was a Thanksgiving-sized portion of ham, that’s for sure.

That brings you up to date so far. I’ll be heading over to the Hash On-Home at noon to sign up and catch a Jeepney to wherever the trail is. I feel like shit, but I’m going to do my best anyway. Coughing and wheezing as I write this. The Angeles Hash group isn’t known for their tough trails and hopefully they’ll have one especially for us old farts. I’ll let you know how that goes tomorrow.

Here’s the post I did from last year’s Angeles Hash.

If there is a pun in there, it went completely over my head. Does anyone have any ideas?

A song about that other Angeles:

In doctor nation

Man, oh, man, what an afternoon. Patience isn’t my strong suit, but damn, I was sorely tested yesterday. Here’s the fucked up story.

Okay, my mission was to complete the process of getting “approval clearance” to undergo the surgery I need to remove the polyps in my nostrils. My last two steps were getting a sign-off from the pulmonary doctor I saw last week and then the cardiologist’s approval that my ticker would keep on ticking while I’m under the knife. The complicating factor is the insane process where doctors don’t make appointments; you sign in and are served on a first-in, first-seen basis. Under the best of circumstances, I find that irksome, but yesterday, I thought my head would explode.

So, my helper/caregiver, Teri, is entrusted with making all the arrangements. The pulmonary doctor was scheduled to report for duty at 2:00 p.m. and I was #4 on the list of patients to be seen. The cardiologist would be available at 4:00 p.m. and I was #2 on her list. Accordingly, I scheduled my driver to pick me, Teri and Swan up at 1:00 to take us to Baypointe Hospital. And then things started to go wrong. The scheduler said the pulmonary doctor was running “late.” Well, I didn’t want a repeat of last week’s sitting in the corridor waiting for hours to be seen. So, I had my driver take me to the mall ten minutes away from the hospital to pick up some things I needed.

I scored this new pair of Merrell’s, which have been almost impossible to find lately. Naturally, they didn’t have my size (11), so I tried on a pair of 12s, and they felt okay. We’ll see how they work out on trail.

Teri reported the pulmonary doc would arrive at 2:20, so we headed back to Baypointe. There, we discovered that the pulmonary doctor had been diverted to the ICU, so the wait commenced without her. She finally arrived at 2:45 and took the first of the three patients ahead of me. Forty minutes later, it was #2’s turn. I was getting nervous that, at this rate, my turn with the cardiologist would arrive before I had my pulmonary clearance. So, I devised this scheme: I’d send Swan to sit in front of the cardiologist’s office around the corner in the next hallway and to message me if my name were called. This required that my scheduling paperwork be moved to that office. So what, I figured, I’d be waiting my turn to arrive with the pulmonary doc and then move over. Nope, the hospital bureaucrazy doesn’t work that way. It was one or the other. Welp, I’d already invested over two hours of waiting time with the pulmonary doc, so I wasn’t giving up my place in line with her. If that meant rescheduling with the cardiologist, so be it.

My turn finally came with the pulmonary doctor at about 4:15. She reviewed my paperwork and the chest x-rays. Since the radiologist hadn’t completed an assessment, she went downstairs to review the actual film. She was gone for about fifteen minutes and said my lungs were clear (at least as clear as they would ever be). A few more questions, and she signed off with her approval for surgery. Now, to see the cardiologist.

The good news is I somehow managed to be next in line and only waited five minutes to see her. The bad news is my ECG showed a “slow heart rate,” and she wanted another test done. That has to be scheduled, and once the results are back, I’ll need to navigate the process for some face time with the cardiologist once again. So, I’m hoping to get all this done early next week. I’m going to see the doctor who will do the actual surgery (the one way out in San Marcelino) on Tuesday morning, and hopefully, she will schedule my operation for Sunday the 12th. Fingers crossed I can get everything done between now and then.

It was now a little after 5:00 and my hopes for attending the SOB were dashed. Checking my wallet, I saw that the doctor’s fees had depleted my cash (3500 pesos for the pulmonary and 2000 for the cardioligist) to the extent that I couldn’t pay my driver and have enough for beer drinking, without going home and restocking the billfold. Fuck it, everyone was hungry so I treated them to dinner at John’s place on the way home instead. Then back at the house, I grabbed some cash for the driver’s pay and just decided to stay at home on a Friday night. Will wonders never cease?

The view from my home-based drinking establishment–The Patio Bar.

Teri and Swan watched television and I drank alone while singing along with some sad songs on my Spotify app. That’s even more pathetic than buying lady drinks in exchange for some company.

This afternoon, I’m headed for Angeles City. A change of scenery is bound to do me good.

I’m not sure how many steps I have left in me, but I’m going to keep on keeping on as long as I can.

I’ll be greeting you from AC in the morning. Stay tuned.

If you ain’t got nothin’

You ain’t got nothin’ to lose. Or post about—just another walkaholic/alcoholic day in the life. Well, I did change things up by turning on my TV in the afternoon to pass the time until beer o’clock. I started watching “The Ballad of Buster Scruggs” on Netflix. The link goes to a review written by reader and frequent commenter here at LTG, Kevin Kim. He tells the story much better than I could. I’ve always liked the Cohen brother’s films, and this was no exception. I especially liked that the movie is done in six vignettes, which is pleasingly appropriate given my short attention span. Well worth the watch!

One of my standard solo walks, this one through the Naugsol Valley. I did wimp out at the end and took a trike back to the house. I just didn’t have the energy for the uphill back to Alta Vista.

I began my beer-drinking routine at Sloppy Joe’s. Jim arrived shortly after I did, so I had some company. Dave and his gal Jo showed up later and joined us. Then we all moved next door to Wet Spot, and another Hasher, Ken (Bug Fucker), filled out the group.

My drinking buddies, (L-R) Ken, Jim, and Dave.

I’ve got more medical shit to deal with at Baypointe this afternoon. If I get done in time, I’ll attend the SOB this evening. If not, well, there are thirty-five bars in Barretto to choose from.

Tomorrow afternoon, I’ll be traveling to Angeles City to participate in Sunday’s ACH3 Anniversary Hash. Should be fun. Looks like Swan is going to come along on the condition that she doesn’t have to Hash.

The Big Hominid posed this question on his blog:

Are the words mephitic and Mephistopheles etymologically related?

I’m not sure if I’m ignorant or just apathetic, but I don’t know, and I don’t care. If you do, click the link above for the answer. I thought of that post when I saw this meme today:

Ain’t that right, Kevin Kim?

And as long as we are on a roll with Star Trek humor, how about this?

Room for one more?

I see what you did there.

Anyway, it’s bound to get better around here soon.

Someday never comes

Someday I’ll have something interesting to write about. Today is not that day. So that leaves yesterday.

I bailed on the Wednesday Walkers hike. Until I get squared away physically, I’m just unable to keep up or do anything overly exhausting. For now, all I am exercising is caution. So, the three healthy members went off to do their thing, and I joined Scott for a flat street walk.

The healthy Wednesday Walkers heading for the hills
My fellow street walker
That’s about my speed these days
Passing through this slum was the most interesting part of the hike
Sometimes it feels like the walls are closing in on this life of mine.
I still managed a 5K stroll through suburbia.

When beer o’clock rolled around, I made my way to Hideaway to feed the girls.

It was pizza night.
And I made some brownies for the brown knees.

When it was time to go, I checked my wallet and saw that I had a “buy one, take one” coupon good at Wet Spot and Green Room, so I headed up the highway.

Likely the most dangerous thing I did all day.

I had planned to use my coupon at Wet Spot, but when I got there, I realized it still wasn’t 6 p.m. opening time, so I went next door to Green Room. And that’s where I stayed for the next hour and a half, being entertained by watching the pool players. It seems I’m easily pleased these days.

I’m sure I won’t be dying of dehydration.

It was All Saints Day, which is a pretty big deal in this religious culture. People with deceased loved ones visited the cemeteries and were lighting candles everywhere, including the CR at Wet Spot. I asked about that and was told it was for the six souls lost in a fire that occurred in the hotel upstairs several years ago. And then when I arrived home I observed this in my carport:

I assume that was Swan’s handiwork for her lost love, her mom and dad, and a brother.

I survived another night and was greeted with another fine dawn:

Enjoy it while you can!

And Easter Mountain had a different look this morning on the dog walk:

More like Smoky Mountain

And I was in for a surprise when Swan joined me for the dog walk:

She’s Lucky’s new best friend. Hope he doesn’t bite her!
You’ve got to be brainless to go woke…
Here is a good example of someone without a brain.

That’s all for now, folks. Hope to see you back here someday.

It’s yesterday once more

I had a busier than usual Tuesday. Here’s a recap of how it went down.

The morning began with a visit to Baypointe Hospital on SBMA. I had another chest x-ray taken because last week’s was unclear. This time, the technician checked his work after each shot and repeated the process as needed. Then, it was up to the hospital’s fourth floor (there are apparently five) for a visit to the pulmonary section to measure my blood oxygen level. This was a rather painful procedure as the lab assistant withdrew blood from my wrist. She was rather cute so I had to pretend it didn’t hurt though. The results showed that my blood oxygen is in the normal range, so that was good news.

The hospital also has a chapel on the fourth floor.
The view from there is heavenly.

I’ll be back at Baypointe on Friday to be seen by the cardiologist and then the pulmonary physician for final clearance to have the nasal surgery performed. What a process, eh? The surgeon, Dr. A in San Marcelino, indicated she would do the operation on a Sunday. I’m hoping we can schedule this for November 12.

After Baypointe, it was time for my weekly grocery shopping at Royal, then back home for a quick blog post before heading out to see Dr. Jo. I did a brisk walk from Alta Vista, then climbed the stairs to the second-floor clinic. Dr. Chris commented on my heavy breathing when I sat down for the interview, and I told him it was pretty much my ordinary state of being. We are all hopeful the upcoming surgery will correct this issue.

Dr. Jo discussed the MRI results in detail, showing me images of what this type of damage looks like.

Next, we discussed treatment options. Dr. Jo said that she has successfully treated sciatica with stem cell therapy. The process involves harvesting stem cells from my blood and injecting them into the damaged areas in my back. You can read more about how that works here if you are curious. Dr. Jo said that most of her patients have shown significant improvement using this procedure. So, I’ve scheduled four sessions to have this done. I’ll come in on Tuesday mornings and they’ll do the blood extraction. I’ll go on with my day (grocery shopping for me) while they use the lab at the clinic to isolate the stem cells. I’ll return four hours later for the injection. Dr. Jo said I might feel some improvement as early as the first week. My condition really isn’t that severe, but my hope is to heal and prevent worsening.

Harvested stem cells
Injected into the damaged area to promote healing.

Oh, and I was shocked at how expensive this procedure is–each session is two thousand dollars. So, my four-week program would run eight thousand bucks, but I’m getting a discounted rate that reduces the charge to “only” $6500. Yikes! Still, it will be worth it if it works.

After my visit to Dr. Jo, I took a walk on the beach in Baloy.

And I ran into my old friend the Kokomo’s floating bar.
It resumed operations last Friday, but I was in La Union.

It was kind of funny last week when the Kokomo’s Facebook page announced the re-opening of the floater. I mentioned in the comments that I would be out of town but was looking forward to visiting when I returned. The person posting for Kokomo’s said they look forward to seeing me again and that they missed my brownies. Heh. It’s nice to be famous! Naturally, I baked a batch to bring with me. Sadly, the poster wasn’t working yesterday, but the bartended promised to save her some. The rest of the girls really seemed to enjoy the chocolaty goodness.

Some of the crew and fellow passengers on board yesterday.

I was surprised to be greeted by name by my next-door neighbor, Jeff. I’d only met him once since moving in, but it was nice to see him out enjoying a cold beer. Also, there were the owners of Treasure Island and Kokomo’s. I can’t remember either name at the moment, though. Shortly after I sat down, a young lady approached and asked if I remembered her. I never do, so she reminded me that she previously worked at Blue Butterfly. Oh yeah. Nice to see you again, Vanessa. Naturally, I bought her a welcome to Kokomo’s drink.

Some views from my floating vantage point:

Looking West
Off in the distance you can see Grande Island at the mouth of the bay.
And a view of the shoreline.

Anyway, it’s nice to have the floater back again after the rainy season hiatus. I really enjoy the ambiance of gently rocking on the water and taking in the unique views from an offshore perspective.

Sometimes, there is something to see onboard as well, like when some of the girls jumped up and started dancing in unison to what I assume was their favorite song.
The sun was getting lower in the sky, and I still had one more stop to make, so I headed back ashore.
A pleasant walk on the beach
Observing an artist at work

My destination was Snackbar, a venue I rarely visit these days for a myriad of reasons. The owner sent me a message saying that waitress Anne was celebrating her birthday and invited me to join the festivities. Oddly enough, a Facebook memory had popped up a few minutes earlier with a picture of me and the birthday girl from last year. Since I was planning on the floating bar anyway, and the walk back up Baloy Road takes you right past Snackbar, I added a drop-in visit to my itinerary.

I arrived shortly after five but there wasn’t much of a party going on. Anne and another old favorite, Jenn, welcomed me back. There was some food prepared, but I noticed there was no birthday cake. Some party, huh? I gave Jenn some cash and sent her off to the local bakery to buy Anne a proper cake.

Mission accomplished! Anne was the only one in a costume. It must be strange having a Halloween birthday.

The food was served to the several customers, Anne blew out her candle, the birthday song was sung, and the cake was cut. And that was pretty much it.

The owner never made an appearance during the time I was there, but it was nice to see some of the old crew again.

I called it an early night and headed home. It was quite a day.

Actually, I’m going to start working on my procrastination problem. Tomorrow.
I’m not a big fan of the Carpenters, but the song fits my post title, so there you go.

Upsy Dazey

Yesterday’s Hash turned out to be survivable, and I even made it through a climb. I was huffing and puffing and slow as molasses, but it wasn’t a race. The Tylenol I took for the back pain helped, but I decided not to do the 3K walk to the start. I’m doing a consult with Dr. Jo this afternoon, which means I’ve got to do a rush job on this post. Hell, the less I say, the better, right?

A Jeepney ride to the start, a hill climb, a shortcut (yellow line), and a highway walk back to the On-Home at VFW—just a tad over 4K.
Gathering at the start. I’d never done this route up before.
And we are On-Up!
A rest stop while waiting for the slow guy. You can see him (me) bringing up the rear there on the right.
Photos I take never seem to capture the degree of incline. This climb was of moderate length but very steep in places.
That’s no crow and I wasn’t scared.
A rest stop before taking the short trail.
We had a steep downward trek as well.
Luckily, it wasn’t too slippery.
The view from here
Sunshine on the bay
Yes, I’m coming…
That railing came in handy…
I must have passed Scott on the way down. As you can see, I’m wearing my new La Union Hash shirt.
That’s Barretto Beach down below
Nearing the end of the down
With a stroll through a hillside village
And back on the National Highway for the walk On-Home

I’ve been avoiding hill climbs in deference to my weak leg, but lately, heavy breathing has been a more concerning issue. Hopefully, Dr. Jo will have some treatment for my sciatica, and the upcoming nasal surgery will improve my oxygen intake.

Lest I forget, Happy Halloween!

Not a good time to be eating at the “Y.”
That would make a ghostly sound…
The dancing is a nice as the song!

Made it back home again

My last breakfast in La Union. This trip, anyway. I’m slated (i.e., paid for) to participate in another Hash in early December.

My room came with a free breakfast, but the omelet option didn’t include meat, so I ordered a side of bacon. I also ordered a Coke Zero. When it came time to pay up, the waiter handed me a bill for the bacon, one for the Coke, and one for a scoop of ice cream and a beer. He told me I had come in the night before, had the ice cream and beer, then left without paying. “You were very drunk, sir.” he stated matter-of-factly. After he mentioned it, I vaguely recalled having a nightcap. And yes, after three beer stops on the Hash trail (two beers at each) then the Hash circle and aftermath, I was more toasted than usual. Plus, I was drinking San Miguel Lights with 5% alcohol (versus the 3% in Zero).

Goodbye to the ocean for now.

Commenter Kevin asked if I thought it was a worthwhile trip overall. It’s good to get away from the day-to-day routines that make up my life, and as I mentioned, I enjoyed the Hash trail very much. La Union has a totally different vibe than Barretto, and I kind of like it. I could see myself living there if I ever felt the need to break away and change my life. I had pictures in yesterday’s post of that blue house on the beach next to the abandoned open-air bar, and they really fired up my imagination about the things I could do with what’s left of my life. Not likely, of course, but it is good to have options.

Another aspect of this trip was having time to reflect on how much I wish I had someone to share my life with. Seeing all the happy Hash couples reminded me of how much I used to enjoy having a partner to Hash with. I guess I should be used to eating and sleeping alone by now, but that doesn’t stop me from thinking about how nice it would be to have a woman by my side on this journey of mine. And no, I haven’t given up on Swan; it is just a sad fact that she has no interest in doing the things I enjoy.

Maybe so, but I’m not there yet. I mean, I don’t miss the drama that often comes with a relationship, but I do long for the companionship.

I arrived back home around 3:30, unpacked, and then headed back into town for the Sunday feeding at Hideaway.

Some of the diners on my dime
And the one named Joy

I wasn’t sure where, if anywhere, I wanted to go next. I was tired and feeling shitty, but I didn’t have change for a trike, so I wound up at the Green Room for a nightcap and to break a thousand peso note. My waitress gave me a nice back rub, and I rewarded her efforts with a lady drink. Then, I was on my way home before 7:30.

I had a pretty rough night with a cough and body aches. I was up before the moon went down.

And so began another first day of the rest of my life.

It’s Hash Monday, and I’m on the fence. My back hurts, and I’m in a low energy mode. My plan at the moment is to walk out to the start of the trail (about 3K up the National Highway towards Olongapo) and see if I feel like a hill climb when I get there. If not, I’ll just keep it flat and walk back to the On-Home at the VFW.

Oh yeah, I did my weekly weigh-in this morning. 245.6, down nine pounds from last week.

Facebook memories carried me back to my last Halloween in Itaewon.

2016 feels like a lifetime ago now.
That’s all I’ve got for humor today.

A Hashing good time!

Yesterday’s Hash with the La Union group was a special one. It was the 40th Anniversary run, and some old timers from the first year of the LUH3 came out to celebrate by recreating one of the original Hash trails. It was 5K long, mostly flat, and had three beer stops along the way! Man, that’s my kind of trail!

Our Hares
Gathering up at the On-Home before heading out
And off we go!
Seeing everything for the first time is nice
Back roads
A bridge crossing
With a surprise at the end
The view from the bridge
Through a village
Cookie delivery
Hashers on the shelf
Into the fields
A Hash cropped up
Farm houses
Back in the suburbs
A brief highway jaunt
A couple of the local Hashers live on this street
To the beach we go!
Such as it is
A beach walk
Thankfully it was low tide
An ocean view
Be careful out there!
Beer stop #2
Well, it would have been nice to have someone with me on the trip
Beers then beaches again
Abandoned hopes
Broken dreams
Time for some wet feet
The final beer stop
An abandoned bar that was called The Hideaway
And the house next door. I could imagine living there and reclaiming the bar…
Time to head back to the On-Home
A nice day to be out on the beach
But all things must end
But I’ll always have the memories. And this Hash shirt

Let’s go to La Union!

That’s where I woke up this morning. Haven’t been here since before the scamdemic, but not much has changed. Well, many of the old bars are gone, but the scenery is as nice as ever. I’ll participate in the La Union Hash House Harriers anniversary run later today. I’ve Hashed with them a few times, both here and in Baguio, for their Valentine’s run. One of the Hashers (can’t remember his name now) gave us a tour of a few bars last night. A very sad bar scene compared to Barretto, but there is more to life than bars, right?

Here’s how things are looking so far:

It’s a long walk, but luckily, I caught a ride with my fellow Hasher Dave.
On the road again
A view along the way
Arriving at our lodging after a 3+ hour drive
The path from the parking lot. I wasn’t sure what to expect at the Go Resort other than it was relatively close to where the Hash On-Home is being held. Got a “deluxe room” for two nights for 5000 pesos (a hundred bucks)
My room
Inside my room
Haven’t seen one of these in a hotel room (or elsewhere for that matter) in a long time.
The view from my room
The pool
The Subic Hashers at the Go Resort bar/restaurant
A Go Resort ocean view
We did a walkabout and came across this place that looked like it might be interesting. Came back later last night and discovered it was just a videoke joint. No girls like on the signage.
Passed by a market featuring lots of fresh fish
This tree stump at the edge of the highway caught my eye. I think I see a horse rearing up in there somewhere.
I stayed next door to this place during my last visit, and it was my favorite hangout.
Inside the Blue Cat. It’s right on the beach, and a lot of the local expats hang out here. It’s also a regular On-Home for the La Union Hash, but not this week.
I’m not doing a formal intermittent fasting routine, but I have been skipping lunch. It was getting close to supper time, so I ordered a chicken burger at Blue Cat. On the small side…
…but quite tasty
The ocean view from Blue Cat
A walk on the beach
Heading back to the Go Resort

Nothing significant to report about the bar crawl. None of the bars we visited were places I’d frequent if I lived here (other than Blue Cat). Still, it was nice to see some new faces and places, which is what getting out of town is all about.

My room comes with a free breakfast. That’s the coffee portion.
The morning view from my breakfast table.

So, up next is the Hash. Not sure what to expect. There’s a 5+K “over the hill” version and a 3.5K easy trail. As of now, I’m signed up for the longer trail. It’s a little disconcerting being an out-of-town Hasher because I don’t know my way around and can’t shortcut if needed. If there is only one hill climb today, I should be okay. I just hope my leg doesn’t give out. Assuming I survive, I’ll be back with a full report tomorrow.

I can relate

Oh yeah, I got up to pee last night and didn’t notice there was a two-inch step down into the toilet. I lost my balance and tumbled forward towards the shower. There was nothing to grab onto but I somehow managed to regain my balance before hitting the floor. That would have been a messy headache, for sure.

This was not on my list of potential ways I’m going to die.

Over fast

Another day spent almost entirely chasing healthcare unicorns. Before it was over, my patience had been severely tested to the point where even my mantra (take a deep breath, relax, and accept the Filipino way) stopped working. I almost resorted to my American response of “fuck this bullshit,” but once I had wasted invested so much time and effort into the process of getting clearance for my nasal surgery, I couldn’t just walk away. Here’s the blow-by-blow account as I navigated the pitfalls of medical practice in the Philippines.

My driver picked me up at 7:30 a.m. for what is normally a fifteen minute drive to Baypointe Hospital on SBMA. About halfway there we encountered a traffic backup on the highway that slowed us to a crawl. Apparently this was caused by a combination of normal rush hour traffic and road construction. We arrived at Baypointe a little after 8:00. The first order of business was getting my blood and urine samples taken for testing.

During the pre-submission interview, I was asked when I had last eaten, and I responded it was nine o’clock last night (the doctor requesting the blood work told me not to eat after midnight). I was surprised to hear that I had “over fasted,” at least according to the protocols at Baypointe (they claim 6-8 hours is the optimum). I told them I was following the doctor’s orders, so they proceeded with the test. They told me to come back at 2:00 p.m. for the results.

The next step was gathering the results from the tests I had taken on Tuesday (ECG, chest X-ray, and MRI). That process went without a hitch. Results in hand, we went upstairs to schedule an appointment with the pulmonary doctor I had been referred to for a pre-surgery clearance. We were told she would be available at 2:00, so I left, assuming everything was good to go.

My stomach told me it was time to end my over fast, so I invited my driver, helper, and Swan to join me for breakfast. We gave a new place on SBMA called Maple a try. I didn’t see any healthy options on the menu, so I rewarded myself with an order of French toast.

It was a work of art! And I deferred on the syrup in deference to carbs.

I had my helper contact Dr. Jo about an appointment to review the MRI results. She was booked but offered to have a look after her 10:30 appointment. So, we headed for her office in Barretto. Unfortunately, the 10:30 patient exam went long, but her hubby Chris came to the waiting room and looked over the MRI. He said it did show the suspected spinal compression on the nerves that was causing my leg issues. Treatment for this condition is within Dr. Jo’s expertise, so I will schedule with her next week and get started.

I went back to my place and blogged yesterday’s post, then we left at 1:00 o’clock for my doctor appointment at Baypointe. I arrived early, picked up the blood and piss results, then went upstairs to see the doc. And that’s when my day really went to shit. It turns out I didn’t have an appointment at all, rather I was third on the list of patients to be seen. That’s typical in this country, it’s all hurry up and wait, no set appointment times. I had been misled to believe I would be seeing the doctor at 2:00 so I was not a happy camper. Then it got worse. The doctor was still “enroute” at 2:00 and when she finally arrived sometime close to 3:00, she had two patients ahead of me to see. And she took her sweet time with them. My turn finally came at 4:15. I was not a happy camper.

Anyway, I can’t blame the doc for hospital policy, I suppose. And I was really impressed with the questions she asked about my COPD and her attention to detail regarding the medications I’ve been taking for years. She had over a page of notes by the end of our session, which ran about 45 minutes. She referred me for a pulmonary functioning test, which I haven’t had since I was first diagnosed with COPD seven years ago. She also referred me to the cardiologist whose clearance I will need prior to surgery. She also asked me to retake the chest x-ray because the one I had on Tuesday was of poor quality. So, it looks like my medical jungle adventure will continue next week.

When we finally departed Baypointe, we were stuck in a rush hour traffic jam just trying to exit SBMA. So, I invited the crew to have dinner at my favorite Korean place, the Seoul restaurant. I ordered us beef bulgogi stew and thick-cut samgyeopsal (menu spelling) with several sides (you have to order the side dishes separately here)

Meat on the grill
The sides

Anyway, it was all quite tasty, especially the bulgogi, even though it lacked those string mushrooms that are standard fare in Korea.

It was almost 7:00 by the time we got back to town, so I visited the pub on my patio:

The beer was cold
The view was nice
And the company was good.

I’ll need to drink here more often!

Alright, my ride is due to arrive for my trip to La Union. So, look forward to an out-of-town post tomorrow!

I bit my tongue a lot yesterday at the hospital.

Walk this way!

Another busy morning and the afternoon is filling up fast, so I’m going to post now while I can. At least your expectations for something meaningful are so low that it will be next impossible to disappoint. But here goes!

If you’ve been following along as Kevin Kim makes his trek from one end of Korea to the other (and you ought to be), you’ll know that yesterday’s segment was “only” 13K (a typical day for him is closer to 30K). I teasingly mentioned in the comments that I was going to match his distance:

Mission accomplished!

Of course, Kevin did his distance in one continuous walk. My total includes the dog walk, the Wednesday Walkers group hike, and an evening of Barretto barhopping. Still, it was good to be out and about.

Here are some photos from the group hike. We did Monday’s “short” Hash trail in reverse, and it was quite nice.

We met up at the Alta Vista community center. These are the final three of our six-man group to arrive.
And off we go!
We left the ‘hood on a path I’ve only been on once or twice, so it was good to revisit the sites back here.
Like this massive stone wall that serves no apparent purpose. Scott says it was here twenty years ago when he first hiked this path.
Erik was entranced by these mushrooms growing wild along the path.
Erik is a mushroom connoisseur, and he held court on several varieties that he incorporates into his diet for good health. I think he said these were Nerishi or something like that. Back in my teens, I tried some magic mushrooms, which were pretty psychedelic.
This is not the kind of grass I enjoyed as a teen.
I hope I’m not going out on a limb calling this an encumbrance.
Woodsy vibes
Through the peaceful neighborhood of Marian Hills
And then the day’s big climb. Following these construction workers carrying heavy bags of cement on their shoulders was a little disconcerting. How could I complain about how difficult the going was?
The view from the top
A brief respite
Yeah, the fat guy is a slowpoke. I’m working on it…
That mountain looks familiar
A quick visit to the mountain family
And cookies and candy for Jennifer’s kids
Onward we march
This tree spoke to me and said, “take my picture, please.”
And then these blossoms got jealous.
Encountered these folks hiking the trail in the opposite direction. No school busses up here, so walking is the only option. At least they went home with some cookies.
A water break at Four Corners
And then finishing the hike back in Alta Vista.
Here’s how it looked from above.

The leg held up pretty well, but I’ve got confirmation that I’ve got some sciatica issues. More on that tomorrow.

I accomplished the feeding at Hideaway and decided to stick with beer for now. I had a “buy one, get one” coupon for Alaska, so that was my next stop. I also had a 10% discount coupon for Sit-n-Bull, and I ordered up a pizza and some finger foods for the Alaska girls. I limited myself to two fried chicken wings. Two more beers upstairs at La Oficina, and my night was done.

I was up early this morning for the trip to Baypointe Hospital for my blood work. I am going back there this afternoon to meet with the anesthesiologist. But, as is my custom here at LTG, I’ll write about today tomorrow. And tomorrow will be another full day as I travel to La Union for their Hash anniversary run.

We’ll figure it out.
Lots of special girls around these parts, that’s for sure.
That’s the best part of having Biden disease!
He says that like it’s a bad thing…

Alright, got to run. Or walk.

Trying my patients

Please bear with me and have a little patience for my grammatical puns, okay? I want to talk about my yesterday and the potential implications for my future. That’s an overly dramatic way to put it, but when your post is about medical testing for an upcoming surgery, it has a ring of truth to it.

During the wee hours of the morning I got up to take a wee and this is what I saw when I glanced out the window.
And later in the morning, the view changed to this.

Nothing unusual about my day so far; getting up early is just the way I roll. What was different was that I needed to make a trip out to San Marcelino for an 8:00 a.m. doctor’s appointment.

My driver picked us up a little after 7:00 a.m., and we headed out for the 8:00 a.m. appointment.

I’d never seen this doctor before, but she’s the one who will be doing the surgery to remove my nasal polyps. I was disappointed to discover that I didn’t really have an appointment after all. Her clinic opens at 8:00, and in typical Filipino fashion, patients are seen on a “first come, first served” basis. There must have been twelve other people in the waiting room ahead of me. I was tempted to say fuck it and go on about my day, but I’m committed to finally getting this procedure done, and if that means waiting in line, so be it. Actually, I waited in the car. About 45 minutes later, my helper fetched me and said the doctor would see me now. Hooray!

First impressions of the doctor I’m entrusting with my future were for the most part positive. She requires everyone to mask up which seems ridiculous, but whatever. I was given a complimentary mask since I don’t carry one these days. She took a look up my nose with her scope and confirmed what every ENT specialist I’ve seen previously has said. The nodules are so far overgrown that only surgery can resolve my blockage.

Before the surgery can take place, there are several hoops I must jump through, including clearance from a cardiologist and several medical tests and blood work. Since I’d eaten a muffin for breakfast (yeah, high in carbs, but sometimes you gotta cheat), I’d have to wait until I fasted to schedule the blood work. I’m planning to do that in the morning. Provided all the results indicate I’m a good candidate for survival, Dr. A (can’t remember her name at the moment) will schedule the surgery at Baypointe Hospital on SBMA (the old Navy base). I also need to consult with the anesthesiologist at Baypointe, which I hope to accomplish tomorrow. Dr. A told me she would perform the surgery on a Sunday (I’m unavailable the next two Sundays), and I could be released from the hospital on Monday. Unless I’m a bleeder, then she’ll have to pack my nose. I don’t even want to think about that scenario; I’ll just trust that I’m in the majority of patients who don’t have that issue.

So, I left San Marcelino with a list of tests and procedures I needed done and headed for Baypointe. I also required an MRI of my back and leg so Dr. Jo can diagnose and treat whatever ails me there. I arrived at Baypointe around 10:00 a.m. and was advised the MRI could be done at noon. So, I went about getting the ECG and chest X-ray Dr. A requires. I got called in for the MRI right after the chest X-ray was completed, so I felt good about that.

Yikes! Feeding me into that monster was a tight squeeze!

I hadn’t undergone an MRI in over twelve years, and I didn’t remember it being anything like this experience. I had two separate procedures, both lasting approximately fifteen minutes, but it sure seemed longer inside that tube. I’m not typically claustrophobic, but damn, I was feeling trapped and needed to send my mind to a happy place, but that was impossible because of all the noise generated by the MRI machine. The operator had warned me, but I still wasn’t prepared. Even with ear protection, it was the loudest sound I have ever been subjected to (and I’ve been to lots of rock concerts back in the day). I wondered if the noise was supposed to trigger brain waves, but apparently, that’s not the case. After a while, the sounds became voices in my head, but at least those messages were positive. It’s so weird and also relatively expensive. Both scans totaled 25,000 pesos ($500.).

My experience in Korea in 2011 seemed much quieter.

Oh, and as I was checking for title redundancy, I came across this post from 2006 telling the story of my first ambulance ride and stitches. That was also in Seoul.

So, back to Baypointe in the morning for my bloodwork and hopefully I’ll be able to get in to see the doc that will be putting me to sleep.

Once the medical stuff was done yesterday, I went to Royal and got my weekly supply of groceries. What was different this week was I spent some time checking the labels on things I usually buy. I had to reject some that were just too high in carbohydrates. I want to keep this diet as simple as possible, so hopefully, eating low carb combined with eating less will get me to where I want and need to be.

I’ve still not resolved where my beloved alcoholic beverages are going to fit into my future. Thanks to some of my commenters, I’ve been learning about how insulin spikes are detrimental to losing weight. I think there is a balance I can find, but I need to work on that plan some more.

After my stressful day dealing with the world of medicine, I needed to do my own self-medication in the form of San Miguel Zero. Twelve-ounce bottles, sixty calories, 3% alcohol. It’s a healthy choice, at least compared to other beers.

Leaving the ‘hood at beer o’clock

I made Sloppy Joe’s my first stop for no other reason than it is the first bar I come to on my walk into town. I was still on my first beer of the evening when Jim showed up and joined me at my table. We each treated the other to a beer, then headed out for our next venue. Our plan was the Annex bar, but it was packed. So, we did the Oasis next door instead. Two beers there, then on to one of the other new joints in town, Red Bar. We liked it here well enough to have two more beers.

The sign as we departed Red Bar. I don’t remember cumming, but the waitress was a cute nineteen-year-old.

We decided to check out Whiskey Girl next. I forgot they have a live band on Tuesdays and I wasn’t really looking forward to that. But the band didn’t start until 8 p.m., and I left shortly after they began to play. It was good to briefly see my waitress pal Jen again.

But this guy was staring at me throughout my visit.

Two more beers (that’s eight on the night if you are counting), and I headed out to find a trike for home.

So, twelve beers on Sunday’s Hash bar crawl, ten beers at the Hash on Monday, and eight beers last night. Am I detecting a trend? Slowing down my rate of consumption is one strategy, but I’m not sure I can go much lower than this. Tonight I’m thinking I’ll do the gin and soda thing and see how that works. I’ll do one shot in a tall glass and have a can of soda water served with it. My second round will just be the water. Then I’ll get another shot, and so on. This plan is a pretty big reduction in both alcohol intake and carbs. That should also help on the insulin front as well. We’ll see.

Time to shower up and get ready. I’ve got a feeding at Hideaway to attend to.

Thirty years of Hashing

Yesterday’s Subic Bay Hash House Harriers 30th Anniversary run is in the books. No one got married, so I guess you could say it went off without a hitch. The Hares offered three options: long (11K), medium (6K), and short (4K). As is my custom, I was joined by three others, and we did our own version of the trail–got dropped off at the start of the long trail and then avoided most of the climbs for an enjoyable 6K hike.

There was a huge turnout for the special day–103 paid Hashers. We had guests from several other Philippines Hash groups and a couple of others from Thailand. One of the out-of-towners misbehaved in a disgusting way–masturbating while on the ice–but otherwise, it was an enjoyable gathering. I made it to the end on ten beers, then went home instead of joining the after-party. See how dedicated I am to losing weight?

Here are some pictures from my day:

The path my group walked
Gathering up at the VFW for the Jeepney ride to the start
Filipina Hashers
Off-loading at the start of the long trail
Two Jeepneys left at noon, carrying Hashers to the long and medium trails. The Jeep for the short trail left at 1:00.
Let’s get started–On-On!
An unidentified fat guy in the tall grass.
Then out into the wide-open spaces
Country life
Cookies AND lollipops! Lucky devil!
Bug Fucker, one of the first runners to catch up to our short-cutting group.
Some of the Angeles Hashers
A couple more ladies in the wild
Made it to Bridge #4, the starting point for the medium trail.
Artificial shade
Credit where credit is due–as usual, Pubic Head is responsible for many of these photos.
Nearing the end of our trail
Eureka! Our On-Home yesterday was at the Hotel Bella Monte
Cold beer awaits.
The ice is delivered.
Hashers gather and await the beginning of the Circle. That’s my 30th Anniversary Hash shirt.
Our three Hashers with over 1000 runs. Road Whore there in front, participated in the first-ever running of the SBH3 thirty years ago.
It’s nice on ice!
Four virgin Hashers were deflowered in traditional Hash fashion.
Happy Anniversary!

My leg held up pretty well on yesterday’s trek. Using my stick as a cane seems to take some pressure off, and once again, after a couple of kilometers it felt almost normal. I did have my MRI done today and some other tests. I’ll write about those tomorrow.

Language is such a bigot!

Only a dozen

And now it is the first day of the rest of my life. A diet and a Hash bar crawl don’t exactly go hand-in-hand, but I have no control over the calendar. And the Hash anniversary only happens once a year, so what are you going to do except make the best of it, right?

I had a small bowl of homemade crockpot beef stew before heading out. It might be a tad carby, but it filled a void.

My first stop was at Hideaway to feed the girls and help Mhel celebrate her birthday. I only stayed long enough for two beers, then headed over to It Doesn’t Matter for the Hash bar crawl meetup.

I got the idea to take a photo of each beer consumed to help keep track of my caloric intake for the night. That’s beer number three.
And four.
Still at IDM for #5. The anniversary runs always bring in out-of-town Hashers. We had some guests that are world travelers and visit various Hash kennels along the way. They call themselves the Nomad Hash.
I enjoyed beer number six at the next venue on our crawl–Oasis, the new bar in town.
Still at Oasis for #7
What I look like after eight beers.
Beer number nine was at Sloppy Joe’s.
And so was #10. On a normal night, I’d have probably said, “that’s enough” at this point.
But the group moved next door to Alaska Club, and I tagged along to enjoy beer number eleven.
All good things must come to an end, and after my twelfth beer, I said goodnight and caught a trike for home.

According to my carb/calorie tracker, the damage from last night’s over-indulgence wasn’t all that bad.

I don’t expect I’ll be replicating that number of beers in one night again any time soon. Oh wait, today we have our special anniversary Hash run. I guess exceptions must be made as circumstances warrant. To my credit, even in my drunken state of being last night, I didn’t indulge my sweet tooth like I normally would. It helped not having any ice cream in the freezer to tempt me.

This morning, I tried out a second elongated dog walk.

It’s a bit shorter than Dog Walk #1 but has a little more uphill walking. My tracker says I burned 926 calories, so that cancels out those beers, right?
The Google-eye view of the dog walk

I am heading out for the Hash at noon today. Going to the the start of the long trail, but I will shortcut as needed to appease my leg/lungs. I have a visit with the doctor who will perform my sinus surgery on tap for in the morning, and then I’ll check on getting the MRI at Baypointe Hospital. I’m ready to turn the corner and start feeling like the young man who resides in this old temple of a body again soon.

And thanks to the commenters sharing some diet tips and offering support. Much appreciated!