Just another town along the road

Only me and Gary showed up for the Friday group hike, but we put in our steps with a pleasant walk through Matain, Calapacuan, San Isidro, and Santo Tomas. Here’s some of what we saw along the way:

Opening next week!
Let’s get outta town!
The subdivision streets are better than the highway.
I can see Alta Vista from here! (on the hill in the background)
A dirty road
A nice view of the Kalaklan ridgeline.
A narrow trail lined with water hoses.
We call it Black Rock for a reason.
Some off pavement fun
The rest of the group
A brief visit to the Govic Highway
A bloomin’ good time
A familiar view
A familiar bridge (#2)
A San Isidro backstreet
Baskets for sale. There’s a trike under there somewhere.
I can see my house from Bridge #1.
“Downtown” Santo Tomas
I paused at the fish market to get a picture and the gal in the blue apron greeted me with a hearty “hello, sir John.” Then she asked me if I was feeling better after the operation. I’m standing there thinking, who the hell is this? She looked vaguely familiar and I assume at one time she must have worked in a bar I frequent, but where and when I have no clue. That actually happens to me quite often.
Heading back home to Barretto
Just shy of 8K start to finish

A healthy start to the day. How did it finish? Like this:

I began my Friday evening with an invite to the Alley Cats bar for their Christmas party. It’s been a while since my last visit, and there has been an almost complete turnover in staff. The same owners and the dart players were all familiar, so catching up with folks was nice. The party was supposed to start at five, with a tournament at six. I knew I wouldn’t be participating in dart action, so I planned to meet up with Swan when I left Alley Cats. Alas, there was a delay in the food prep, and folks didn’t start eating until six, so I bailed out on the best part of the party. I did at least contribute a batch of brownies to the mix.

Some of my fellow partygoers.
Owners Flor and Dean gifted me with this new cap. Thanks!

Swan messaged that she was with some friends at BarCelona and asked that I meet them there, so off I went.

It’s always pleasant on the rooftop at BarCelona.

After a couple of beers with the group, my missing the food at Alley Cats began to invade my thoughts in the form of hunger pangs. I suggested to Swan that we pay our tab and give Mugshots a try. And that is just what we did.

I’m a very infrequent visitor to Mugshots, even though it is a nice venue with a good kitchen. We ordered up fried chicken wings and buffalo wings. Both were quite tasty. Once again I was surprised that the bar staff, waitresses, and owner all greeted me by name. I mean, it’s nice to be recognized, but a little disconcerting for some reason. Anyway, no other customers during our visit, which doesn’t bode well for a Friday night. Hopefully they did better later.

As is our custom, we headed for home after Mugshots and arrived around 8:30. I caught an episode of “Shameless” then hit the hay.

Oh, speaking of “Shameless,” my fellow traveler Scott sent me a clip from a Season 9 episode (I’m only on Season 6) featuring the late Bob Saget remembering his Navy days in Subic Bay. It’s hilarious and is worth the three-minute investment of time:

And you thought I was bad!

And now it is Saturday. I began the day with a hot cup of coffee and this view from my desk:

I’m trying hard to live in the moment and be glad for the blessings life bestows.

We shall see what the rest of Saturday holds in store. I’ll tell you all about it tomorrow.

Don’t you hate when that happens?

And a bonus pun:

I was going to use Jackson Brown’s “The Road” for today’s song, but discovered I’ve used it before. So, here’s another old favorite from the days of my childhood listening along with my daddy’s record player.

I still love it after all these years.

Remember when

There wasn’t much about yesterday that will make it memorable, mostly just more of the same old, same old. A boring 6K solo street walk to start the day, lasagna for lunch, a blog post, and a nap. My plans for the evening included visiting Whiskey Girl to wish my favorites, Jenn and Kim, a merry Christmas. I also baked up a batch of brownies to share with the crew.

The sun started screaming, “It’s beer o’clock!” so I headed into town.

Whiskey Girl doesn’t open until 6:00 p.m., so I sat my ass down at Sloppy Joe’s to wait it out.

It might be said that this was my first beer, but I don’t count that way.
After all, practice makes perfect.

My pal Chris and his gal Shie were there, so I had some company I didn’t have to pay for. Chris got control of the music remote and asked what I wanted to hear. I recalled that the forty-first anniversary of the death of Marty Robbins had recently occurred, so I suggested we play one of his songs as a tribute. Judging that the Sloppy crowd might not appreciate old fashioned country western music, I selected a more mainstream tune, “Don’t Worry”:

The song is from 1961, and my father was a big Marty Robbins fan. I still remember him coming home from work, putting an album on the record player, opening a beer, and sitting back in his easy chair to relax and enjoy the music. It’s funny the things you remember from your childhood when some days it’s hard to remember your name.

So, beers were drank, music was played (I also requested some Doors songs), and time passed. A few minutes before six, I headed up the highway to take care of my business at Whiskey Girl. I arrived a couple of minutes early, but the sliding steel door was still closed and locked. Some guy did arrive on a motorbike right at six to open the door, but since none of the staff were waiting to get inside, I knew it was pointless to pursue the effort.

Meanwhile, I got a message from Swan saying she was going to meet Aine at Wet Spot at 7 p.m. Apparently, Aine had asked to “borrow” some money, and Swan had consented to accommodate some, but not all, of the request. What Swan does with her money is none of my business, but we both know it is unlikely ever to be repaid. Anyway, with my Whiskey Girl plans foiled, I told Swan I would see her at Wet Spot.

I arrived at Wet Spot and put my “buy one, get one” coupon to work. I bought Irene, my waitress, a lady drink but when Aine approached the table, I told her Swan would be arriving soon, and she took the hint and departed. When Swan got there, Aine came back, but then one of her regulars arrived, and I was more than happy to have him buying Aine’s lady drinks all night. I used my savings (and a 10% discount coupon) to order dinner for me, Swan and Irene for delivery from Sit-n-Bull. The brownies I’d baked were shared with all the girls and seemed appreciated. We drank until a little after eight, Swan slipped Aine the “loan” in the CR, and we departed for home. I watched another episode of “Shameless” and then enjoyed a good night’s sleep.

As I say, there was nothing special about the day, but nothing wrong with it either. As far as I remember anyway.

My buddy Scott provided me a map of the portions of Kalaklan Ridge that we have Hashed in the past.

End-to-end on the green line is 14K. I’ve walked probably 8K of that trail. So far.

I also seemed to recall that a group that had hiked from Barretto to Angeles City (80K) had used the Kalaklan Ridge trail. Turns out my memory was mostly faulty. They went thisaway:

They did that trek back in 2014. I wish I had been around to join them. Nowadays, if I ever had the gumption to do a multiday hike, I’d need to be able to stay in motels along the way. And have frequent rest stops. I think I could do 10K in the morning and 10K in the afternoon (with a nap in between). So, I could walk to AC in four days under those conditions.

This YouTube video of that adventure is a good watch:

“It took 3 years to find this route, it’s not on any produced maps and only 4 people have the trail. The route is all off road and follows many animal paths and little known trails straight over the top of the Zambales Mountains. This was completed on 25th Feb 2014 and only 4 of us had the courage and ability to undertake it.”

The days when I had the physical ability to tackle a hike this are just a memory now.

In checking for title duplication, I came across this post from 2007 telling the story of my boss’ death and the obituary I wrote. Not all memories are happy ones.

Speaking of memories, Facebook let loose an onslaught of them today:

A darting adventure in Osaka, Japan circa 2011
A dart league championship in 2012
Hanging with the staff at Shenanigans in 2013.
The 8th Army Commanding General, Thomas Vandal, visits our office in 2016. Sadly, he passed away the first year after his retirement.
My last Christmas as a working man in Korea, 2017

Time moves on, and perhaps one day, I will look back at the memories I’m making now.

‘Tis the season
Well, we all know that Eve prefers a snake…

And I didn’t forget your Star Wars Trek pun:

At least they weren’t memes!

Alright then, it’s time to leave the past behind and get on with the rest of today. I’ll tell you all about it tomorrow!

Up, up, and away!

A fun-filled Wednesday is in the books, jam-packed with healthy activities that any retired old-timer is sure to appreciate. At least this one did.

I kicked things off with the Wednesday Walkers for an enjoyable morning hike. Only three of us in attendance this week and I led the group up into the hills on a trail I haven’t attempted in way too long.

That’s the hill I’m referring to, as seen from upstairs at the Oasis Bar. I’d sit there sipping a beer and thinking, “I need to get back up there.” And now I have.

It turns out not many others have been making that climb either. We were surprised at how overgrown and hard to find the trail had become. We went off course a couple of times but plowed ahead through the tall thatch grass until we reconnected with the desired path.

My fellow adventurers, Gary and Ed.
We fought our way to the top for views like this one.
A bit further on, things cleared out some. But not for long.
But we trudged on regardless. The tall building is the Central Park Reef Hotel.
And yes, we did encounter a trash pile.
The Easter Mountain shot
I was enamored with a couple of trees I saw. Like this one with a dwarf-like trunk but still standing tall and proud.
“I get knocked down, but I get up again, you’re never gonna keep me down…”
Coming back down to civilization on the other side.
An impressive job of wood stacking.
Steppin’ on down
A comfortable 5K jaunt. I feared I was destined to become a flatlander, so I’m happy to be tackling some uphills again.

There was no rest for the weary when the hike was done. I went home for lunch and a shower, then headed back out to the VFW to participate in some dart league action. My game was every bit as good as I expected it would be. Our team did win the match by a lopsided score of 11-2. And I was directly responsible for those two losses. On the bright side, I guess that makes me the best player on our opponent’s team.

I’m not the darter I used to be, that’s for sure.
But I was indeed better than a forfeit.
And how about this outshot to win the team game? That’s an 88 out–triple 20, single 20, double 4. And no, I didn’t throw it, but my teammate did. Good job!

After darts, I made my way to Hideaway for the Wednesday feeding of the crew. I brought along a new dessert I found at the Pure Gold supermarket.

The girls must have liked them; they were gone in no time.
Chowin’ down

After Hideaway, I went to the Green Room and used my 50% off coupon on some beers. The coupon was also good at Wet Spot next door (same owner), so I went there and had some more beers. One of the reasons I don’t play dart league is it requires an early 2 p.m. start to my beer drinking (and don’t suggest I play without my “aiming fluid”; that defeats the purpose!). That’s my excuse for being a little more inebriated than usual. I didn’t do anything stupid, though, unless buying some food for my two favorites and pecan pie for me is dumb. And I did have a 15% discount coupon for Sit-n-Bull, so it was practically a steal!

Home and in bed before nine; that’s how I roll these days.

And it is nice to wake up early and enjoy the morning sky.

I’m happy to report that the money the bank “stole” from my account has now been returned. Two days is much better than two weeks!

Commenter Kevin Kim was asking about the Kalaklan Ridge. I’m still trying to find a good map, but I’ve hiked it for several kilometers without issue. One thing I’ve never seen up there are motorcycles (it’s impassable for cars), but I came across this video of some bikers having a Kalaklan adventure. It gives you an idea of what the trail is like, at least on the most commonly traveled portion.

I’ll be making the journey up here again one day soon.

I also found this video showing the Barretto beachfront, warts and all. Yeah, it ain’t exactly pristine, but I’m glad I’m here.

Coincidentally, that hill in the background of this video screenshot is the one I climbed yesterday. One of my photos shows the Central Park Reef Hotel from the top.

Are you ready for today’s lame pun? Here you go:

A good joke would dwarf this one.

That’s all I’ve got for today. More to come tamale.

It’s now or never

This is my last best opportunity to post today, so let’s get to it. Luckily, there isn’t much to say. The early start is dictated by my participation with the Wednesday Walkers at 0830 this morning, to be followed this afternoon with the rare dart league appearance. Yeah, I got drafted to fill in again. Haven’t thrown since the last time I was asked, so I’ll likely live up to my nickname of “better than a forfeit.” We shall see.

Yesterday saw me complete my grocery shopping chore, supplementing my Royal experience with a trip to Pure Gold as well.

Eight bags of these sweets to hand out to the kiddies at next week’s annual Hash Candy Run.

I also finally made a successful ATM cash withdrawal. Speaking of which, I visited the BPI bank branch where the ATM didn’t dispense any money, but my US bank account had the funds withdrawn. I assumed it would be an easy fix (just show me the money), but it doesn’t work that way. There was “complaint form” paperwork to complete and an investigation to be conducted, and if my complaint is validated, the money will be returned to my account “in two weeks.” Ironically, I had an uncle who was a bank robber. Never expected the bank to rob me, though.

My lazy afternoon included beginning Season 6 of “Shameless.” I’m sticking with it even though the show is seemingly all about sex, booze, and drugs. Hmm, I guess I just answered why. But seriously, despite its repetitive plot lines, the underlying stories keep it interesting.

And then me and my gal hoofed it out to Baloy Beach to spend some time on the Kokomo floating bar.

That would be us.
The sun was still relatively high in the sky when we arrived a little after four.
That’s Kalaklan Ridge in the background. Now that I can breathe again, I’ll need to climb that sucker one day soon.

When we first arrived, there was only one table of tattooed drunks, but the music was blasting at insane levels, and I was thinking this was going to be a short visit. But they departed before I downed my first beer, then the volume went down, and the song selection improved. Go figure.

The drunks got this gal drunk before they departed, and she wound up dancing on the bar. I’m glad she didn’t fall off.

Swan drank red wine, I had San Mig Light (about three bottles per each glass of wine), and we soaked up the on-the-water ambiance as we passed the time.

You can only piss in the CR on the floating bar. I shit you not.
Here I go with my sunset shots again
Getting down!
See you next time!
Riding the raft back to shore
I shall return!

We enjoyed dinner at D’Kudos, then caught a trike for home. Life is good!

Maybe I’ll have time to find a better joke for tomorrow…

Been there, done that

Yesterday’s Hash was like a stroll down memory lane. I had participated in scouting the trail during the Wednesday and Friday group hikes last week, so there was nothing new for me to see. Of course, I knew what I DIDN’T want to see again and avoided those sections, including the big hill climb to the jungle. I still wound up with a pleasant 4K+ trek and lots of cold beers at the One Three Resort when I was finished. Wanna see the pictures? Okay, here goes:

Instructions from the Hare. I’m setting up my Map My Walk app.
Off we go through the backstreets of Subic town.
Multiple bridge crossings
Over the river
Auditioning for a role in The Walking Dead
Another bridge
Street walkers
That waterside berm was narrow and treacherous in places. As far as I know, no one fell in, though.
Walk this way
I could hear the creaking when I crossed, but it didn’t break
See you on the other side!
Blow My Pipe is heading for the hills
Decision time at the junction–left to go up and over, straight for a mostly flat walk in town. Easy choice for me.
Besides I had cookies to deliver
Sixty pesos to put a smile on a face is a bargain!
Grounded at the abandoned M&M Resort.
Passing through the neighborhood
The last bridge of the day
Getting trashed
Heading On-Home
Nearing the end of the trail
The beer was cold and wet, just the way I like it!
A bay view at One Three Resort
Circle up!
It’s nice on ice!
Four Hash birthdays celebrated yesterday. That’s our Grandmaster, Demolition Derby.
Blow My Pipe
I don’t remember her name.
And Pubic Head
Into the bay to wash off all that cake!
Something’s going down with these girls.
And so ends another Hash.

Getting back to Barretto from Calapadayan after dark (and after a few beers) can be a bit of an adventure. Two Jeepneys passed me by, already overflowing with passengers. Then a trike pulled up, and I asked how much to Barretto. I was shocked when he said seventy pesos. I told him, “I’ll give you a hundred!” He dropped me at It Doesn’t Matter for the after-Hash gathering.

I ordered some food for take-out from Myleen’s and was pleasantly surprised to see they had pumpkin pie on the menu. How could I say no? I went to sleep with a full belly last night.

It’s pun time:

Hits you from behind!
I’d give her a pearl necklace instead!

That’s it for today folks.

You can count on it

Yesterday featured another fruitless quest for cash, a Hideaway feeding, and some quality time spent floating on the water. Yep, just another day in the life here in my version of paradise.

I don’t know if it is related to the enhanced breathing, but I’ve been feeling a tad more energetic of late. Hence, when contemplating my Sunday solo walk, I was willing to make the perilous journey on the National Highway to SBMA (the old Navy base) in an attempt to extract funds from the ATM at Harbor Point Mall. It had been quite some time since I’d walked this route because the heavy traffic and narrow shoulders made it less enjoyable than most of my hikes. Still, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. Coincidentally, Facebook memories reminded me of a walk I did three years ago where I took a photograph every one thousand steps. That may have been the last time I used that technique (nowadays, I use the 1.6K method), so I thought, why not give it a shot this time?

Ready? Here goes:

First step out my front door
1000 steps: leaving the ‘hood, heading for the highway
2000 steps: On the National Highway in “downtown” Barretto
3000 steps: the soon to re-open hospital. It will certainly be more convenient than Baypointe.
4000 steps: a rare moment of light traffic on the highway
5000 steps: still highway trekking
6000 steps: a highway view
7000 steps: feeling grave
8000 steps: the wide-open spaces of SBMA
9000 steps: made it to Harbor Point Mall
The route I waked
Stats from the hike. Less than 12 minutes per kilometer–highway speed!

So, I get to the ATM at the BPI bank branch, insert my card, punch in the numbers, the machine makes the usual whirring sound as it counts the money, and then–nothing. A receipt comes out saying the cash could not be dispensed. I turned the machine over to the person waiting behind me and wished them good luck. I waited to see what would happen, and her transaction went through. Okay then, I’ll try again. She suggested I only withdraw 10,000 pesos, so I gave that a try. Nope, no dice. What’s up with that? So, I got home and checked my bank account, and it showed 30,000 pesos in ATM withdrawals. It seems BPI withdrew my funds and then didn’t dispense any money to me. Hopefully, they will self-correct the error; otherwise, I’ll visit the branch tomorrow.

Frustrating, to be sure, but nothing to be done but make the best of it. I did that by paying a visit to the Burger King inside the mall and having myself a meal.

A Whopper meal, to be specific.

I briefly considered walking back home, but I took a taxi instead. These are unmetered taxis, so I always ask the fare first, and when the driver said 500 pesos, I told him I usually only pay 400 and started to get out. He came back with 450, and I said okay. When I arrived home I gave him a 500 peso note and told him, Merry Christmas, keep the change.

Later in the afternoon, I baked a batch of brownies for the Hideaway girls and had their desired meals delivered from Jewel Cafe.

Joy devouring her chef salad
More Hideaway diners enjoying their bounty

I left a little earlier than usual so I could enjoy the sunset from the Arizona floating bar.

The Barretto beachfront
Waiting for my ride to the floater
Welcome aboard!

The floating bar was very busy when I first arrived, and once again there was a large group of free spenders having a good time. I guess I was either remembered or putting out a vibe, because none of the unoccupied girls wasted anytime trying to extract lady drinks from me. Didn’t matter to me, I had company on the way.

More guests arriving. Swan wasn’t on this one, though.
Ah, there she is!
That’s what I like!

We stayed until dark, then headed ashore. Had a nightcap at Oasis, then triked home for some smoothies and a little Netflix entertainment. I’ve been sleeping better, too–over seven hours a night the past few days.

And now it is Hash Monday. The trail is in Subic, and I’ve already been involved in the scouting, so I know what I’m in for. I’m going to take the easy route and avoid the jungle I encountered on Friday’s hike.

I can see that.
Yep, even on lowly blogs like this one.

See you all tomorrow.

I took it to the limit

A 10K walk to Subic town and back was pretty much all I had in me, but I got it done. Well, everything except the purpose of the walk:

My efforts to replenish my cash supply proved fruitless.

I did take note of a new eatery nearby:

The name doesn’t entice me to want to give it a try.

I finished the walk at Sit-n-Bull and brought home an El Padre burrito as a reward for my efforts, fruitless though they proved to be.

The stats from the hike. I’ve got my pace back up to the twelve-minute per kilometer range again, albeit on a flat highway walk.
There and back again
Not a bad day’s work.

The highlight of the evening hours was dinner at John’s place with Swan.

We dined in the rooftop bar and enjoyed the view from there.
Pulled pork and wine for Swan.
A closer view of the best pulled pork sandwich in town.
I had a hankering for the Korean-style chicken wings.

I’ve had worse Saturdays, that’s for sure.

I live in that house in the middle, as seen on my Sunday morning dog walk.

I guess you have to give credit where credit is due, but Biden is doing the work of three men.

Hmm, why didn’t I think of that?

Anyhoo, another quest for cash this morning. I’ll share that adventure tomorrow. I also have the Sunday Hideaway feeding ahead of me, and I’m thinking a return visit to the Arizona floating bar might be just what I need. Stay tuned!

Jungle love

Back out with the Friday hiking group yesterday. Scott, Troy, and Jim are the Hares for Monday’s Hash, so we all joined in for some scouting and trail marking in preparation. The trail begins in Subic town and ends at the One Three Resort, our On-Home venue in Calapadayan.

As I mentioned yesterday, the trail includes a pretty significant hill climb. I was curious how my body would react to that and was pleasantly surprised that I made it up with no more difficulty than would be expected for an old man engaged in strenuous activity. The breathing part was unimpaired. Once we made it to the top, the “fun” started. There was no path to be found in the jungle-like undergrowth, so we were forced to bushwhack a trail as best we could. That was the most challenging part of the day for me. Bending under low branches, tripping on vines, and forcing my way through bushes is tiring work.

As we continued to make our way forward, we heard a voice calling out to us. It was a local armed with a machete doing god knows what out in this wilderness. We made our way to where he was waiting, admitted we were lost, and he led us to the path that took us in the direction we needed to go. We successfully navigated our way back down to Calapadayan and caught a Jeepney back to Barretto. It was quite an adventure.

Exiting the Jeepney in Subic town
Heading for the hills. And yes, it must have been trash day.
Where the climbing begins.
Harder than it looks, but doable.
Trouble ahead
Making your way through this shit sucks big time.
Nothing to be done but plow forward and make your own path. Retreat is not an option!
The guy in the green hat came out of nowhere and showed us the way.
We got this!
Heading down
Laying some powder for Monday’s Hash.
The view from here
A walk in the park, comparatively speaking.
Nearing our destination
Back in civilization
Happy cookie recipients
Clear nostrils are a beautiful sight, don’t you think?
A challenging but satisfying 4K trek.

A good start to the day and a good finish with Swan at the SOB competition. Her friend seemed to enjoy it as well. Lots of beers, then home to bed and another good night’s sleep. I could get used to living this way. Oh wait, I am!

I said it FOUR times…

Today’s punny:

More of the usual tomorrow. See you then!

Two in a row from the Steve Miller Band…

Back to normal, see?

I’m back to doing my solo street walks.

My four days of doctor-mandated post-operative rest have ended, and I celebrated by hitting the road.

Hello again, Easter Mountain
The rice is still on the street, but at least now it is in bags.
Having grown up in the 60s, I’m addicted to flower power.
The road ahead of me.
The signage is up at the new McDonald’s on the corner of Baloy Road and National Highway. I can envision stumbling in on a drunken night for a Big Mac and fries. I understand they are shooting for a grand opening before the new year arrives.
Here’s the Gods-eye view of my path.

This morning, I successfully completed my first hill climb in over a month with the Friday group. It wasn’t easy, but it never was. Even my fellow hikers commented that I was breathing quietly these days.

As for my nighttime activities, I was never all that much incapacitated, but I’m definitely back fully in the swing of things. I started my evening at Sloppy Joe’s, where I reviewed the status of my remaining SOB coupons. Two were due to expire at midnight–a “buy one, get one” at Green Room and a five hundred peso voucher at Whiskey Girl. I planned to move next door to Green Room, drinking for an hour until 6 p.m. when Whiskey Girl opened for business. I finished my third Sloppy beer, said goodnight to Troy and Chris, and headed for Green Room.

I settled into a seat at my favorite table and ordered a Zero. As time went on (and beers went down), I began to reconsider my plan. Five hundred pesos of free customer drinks is a great bargain, but it requires walking to Whiskey Girl to use it. And it was happy hour until 9 p.m. at WG, which meant my beers were half-price. There was no way I would be able to drink five hundred pesos worth of beer in one night. Plus, my regulars there would be expecting me to quench their thirst for lady drinks. Doing the math, I determined that staying at Green Room doing the “buy one, get one” for the remainder of my time out was the best deal. I ordered some lumpia for the girls to share, had a GRO backrub, and enjoyed watching the girls play pool.

When it came time to pay the piper, I was surprised that my tab was a little over a thousand pesos. I had the waitress double-check the amount, and she said, “Three lady drinks, ten beers, and I was charged for five.” Wow! Turns out I’m drinking better than normal! I don’t usually count my beers, but ten in one sitting is quite a feat. I wasn’t feeling any pain, but I wasn’t falling down drunk either. That’s the advantage of a low-alcohol beer.

Back home, in bed at 8:30 and woke up at 4:00. Just like the good ol’ days. It’s nice to be back!

I say it’s wise to enjoy it while you can!

Things are back to normal with Swan, too. She’s joining me at the SOB tonight and bringing along a girlfriend. Should be fun!

Oh, and Lucky has found a new love. Swan even walks him with me and Buddy every morning.

And here is one of life’s mysteries I’ve often contemplated:

One of these days I’ll fridger it out.

And then there is this:

Reminds me of my favorite fruit joke:What do you get when you cross a tangerine with a submarine? A naval orange.” Hmm, now that I think about it, that’s not so funny after all.

Oh well, bad humor is also the normal around here. I hope you’ll come back for more!

Lucky man

It occurs to me that even on the most mundane of days, I am living a life of comfort and ease. Sometimes, it is worthwhile to take a moment and embrace the goodness that surrounds me. I am a lucky man, indeed.

I never grow tired of Mother Nature’s clock reminding me that beer o’clock has arrived.

First up was the trek to Hideaway Bar for the Wednesday feeding. I made stops at Shamboli’s Pizza and Dunkin’ Donuts along the way.

A 16″ Hawaiian Feast was devoured within minutes of arrival.
A dozen donuts didn’t last long, either.

With the feeding mission accomplished, it was time to plan my next move. Initially, I considered doing the Arizona floating bar since it was practically next door. But I noted it was going to be dark soon, and for me, it is the bay views that make the floating experience worthwhile. I’ll come back when I can start earlier.

So, I settled for the highway view from Oasis Bar instead.

Swan joined me at Oasis when her church service was over. When we were ready to move on, I planned to introduce her to the Green Room, but alas, all the good seats were taken. So we went next door to Wet Spot instead. I had some coupons from last week’s SOB to expend and elected to use the “buy a lady drink, get a customer drink” ticket. As usual, I was buying lady drinks for my waitress Irene and my old pal Aine, who is Swan’s bestie when we visit. I got two beers for every round of lady drinks, so it was a pretty good deal for everyone.

I also had a coupon for a free blow job shooter and Irene volunteered to be the recipient.

It is a combination of two liquors (Kahlua and Bailey’s) with whipped cream on top and looks like this. The custom is for the drink to be downed hands-free. Yeah, you use your mouth to do a blowjob.
Irene expertly demonstrates how it is done.

I ordered some finger foods from the Sit-n-Bull waitress for the girls to share (I had a 15% discount coupon to use).

I went with the mini burgers and fries.
Fun times!

Everything was fine when we first got home. I sat on the couch with Swan and turned on the TV to watch some “Shameless.” And then something happened.

I have no idea what I said or did, and Swan isn’t talking.

Not sure how this will resolve itself. I took a long walk this morning to think things over, and I’m still not clear on how to proceed. I’m definitely reminded that I despise the drama that seems to be inherent in relationships. Perhaps I’m better off alone.

UPDATE: We talked. She thought I was mad and so she was giving me “space.” I told her that doesn’t work with me and that it is better to talk it through at the time. Perhaps we have learned our lesson.

I’ll drink to that!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcdZTmzTYFU

Livin’ large

Well, when you are small-minded, everything seems large. And being alive is always a big thing. So, a post about my evening on Baloy Beach and my morning dog walk is HUGE! Alright, who am I fooling? Still, it is what it is, and that’s better than nothing, so here goes.

After some internal debate about where to do my beer time, I elected to start out at the Kokomo’s floating bar. The 2K walk to get there was pretty much the extent of my exercise for the day.

The final part of the journey…riding the raft out to the floating bar.
A two-man crew propels the raft by pulling on ropes anchored on shore and on the bar. Must be hard work making multiple trips a day.

Part of the reason I chose the Kokomo floater was to try and assess whether I like it better than the new Arizona floater. For example, Arizona charges me 125 pesos for a San Miguel Zero, my preferred beer. Kokomo doesn’t serve Zero (despite my repeated requests) and charges me 120 for a San Mig Light. Arizona wins that category. As for the vibe, it is still too close to call. I thought the music was too loud yesterday at Kokomo, and the playlist wasn’t really to my liking. At the Grand Opening of Arizona, I was allowed to play the music from my Spotify app and was rewarded with a couple of free beers as a thank-you gesture. Yeah, I’m leaning toward Arizona, and after the feeding tonight at Hideaway, I’ll pop in to confirm that judgment.

A nice view from my seat at the bar
And I always enjoy watching the sun go down
Going down in a blaze of glory
See you tomorrow!

Oh, and I had a special guest join me during my time aboard.

Thanks for coming out, Swan.

When my stomach said, “Feed me,” we headed ashore and grabbed some seats at Treasure Island.

I had a chef salad. (I say chef salad; Grammarly says “chef’s salad.” A Google search shows it both ways. Who’s wrong?
Swan had a grilled chicken dish.
Ain’t we sweet?

Early to home, early to bed, early to rise.

Lookin’ out my back door this morning.

Doctor’s orders that I take it easy through tomorrow, so I bailed on the Wednesday Walkers group hike. But I wanted to get some morning exercise, so I did an elongated dog walk.

It looked like this from heaven.
Almost 2K in the ‘hood.
A view from the walk.

Back home and nothing much to do to fill the hours I normally hike. I watched a couple more episodes of “Shameless” and baked a cake.

A carrot-raisin cake.

I’m not sure why, but Swan wanted me to try a new look.

Nothing to get wigged out about…

I always do a quick search in an attempt to avoid duplicating post titles. A week after my move here in May 2018, I wrote a post called Living large. And today, I am Livin’ large. That’s different enough for my purposes. I also came across the post about my first-ever Hash run. That brought back some fun memories, even though the woman I was with that day wound up scamming me for a thousand bucks and then ghosted me. Ah, tuition in the school of hard knocks can be expensive. But I learned my lesson. Mostly.

I’ve told this joke before. Nice to find it in a meme I can share here.

No more bleeding from the nose, and my sinuses feel almost completely clear. There’s a good chance I’ll be back to post again tomorrow. Although I do have to cross the highway tonight. Life goes on.

Putting the cart before the whore

I think this drawing captures what motivates many of the girls to work in the bars.

Let’s talk some about bargirls and their customers. Obviously, not everyone is the same, so much of what I have to say about the bar scene will be generalizations but are based on many years of first-hand observations.

So, let’s start with the roles females fill when employed in a bar:

Waitress: They take and deliver your order. In most establishments, they are permitted to accept a lady drink from a customer and can sit with the customer while they drink it, although they may be required to wait on other customers at the same time.

Guest Relations Officer (GRO): These gals are hired to sit and drink with customers during their visit to the bar as long as the customer is buying them lady drinks.

Bartenders: They fill the drink orders and usually accept a lady drink, although they typically have to stay behind the bar and continue performing their duties.

Dancers: They entertain customers from a stage and are available to provide company to customers who purchase them a lady drink.

And a couple of other relevant definitions:

Lady drink: A customer purchased drink from which the female employee earns a commission. A single lady drink is served in a cocktail glass and may or may not contain any actual alcohol. Prices vary, but in Barretto a single lady drink is around 180 pesos, and the commission paid to the bargirl is around 80 pesos. A bottled lady drink is called a double and in most bars costs 300 pesos and the recipient earns a higher commission. I personally will not spend more than 200 pesos for lady drink.

Early Work Release (EWR)/Barfine: This is the price you pay to take a girl out of the bar before her shift has ended. Many bars have gone to the EWR model to avoid being accused of promoting prostitution, which is illegal in the Philippines. The way an EWR works is the bargirl and the customer negotiate a price for “take out.” The gal will arrange a “short time” price (a couple of hours) or a “long time” overnight price. It’s been quite some time since I’ve paid a girl to leave the bar with me, but I understand the going rate these days is in the 3000-5000 peso range. When the girl returns to duty, she pays the bar a penalty for leaving work early, which I understand is usually 1000 pesos. Anything taking place outside of the bar is between two consenting adults. A barfine is essentially the same thing, except the customer pays a set fee to the bar directly to take the girl out, and the girl is given a commission when she returns to duty.

So, that’s the system; whether you as a customer participate is entirely up to you. I’d say 50% or less play the lady drink game in the bars I frequent. Depending on my mood, I tend to buy lady drinks for my favorites, as often as not. What do I get for my money? Some chat, some joking around, and the satisfaction that comes with the knowledge that those lady commissions can make a big difference to a girl struggling to make ends meet. That’s why I sometimes think of it as an act of charity, although I acknowledge it doesn’t really meet that definition. The girl is just doing her job for that money, and it is earned, not gifted. I sometimes buy the drinks even when I’d be just as happy without the company. That’s just how I roll.

So, what’s the attraction? Yes, some of the girls can be aggressive and mercenary, and those tactics just don’t work for me. I don’t like being asked for a lady drink, I prefer to offer. My standard method is to sit down and order a beer. If the waitress is friendly and engages in chat while I enjoy my beer, I tend to get a drink for her when I order my second beer. Then we go from there, but usually I do two beers for every lady drink I buy. And what do I get for that money? Nothing, really. Some girls are better than others at engaging in conversation, but usually it’s all very much meaningless small talk. Then why do I play the game? Because I can. In most of the bars I frequent, my regulars know me, greet me, and take good care of me during my visit. Perhaps it is all pretending and fake, but I get to enjoy myself for a few dollars. Bottom line, it is worth it to me and makes the girls happy. I’d call that a win-win.

My first exposure to the bargirl culture was when I moved to Korea in 2005. That first weekend, I was exploring the streets of Itaewon in the afternoon. I needed to pee and saw a bar was open (I can’t remember the name now, and it is long gone), so I went in and used the toilet, then ordered a beer. As I was sitting at the bar, a young Korean woman came and sat next to me, and we started chatting. She was very friendly and was telling me about all the things I could see and do in Korea. Naturally, I offered her a drink when I ordered another beer. And we sat there and talked and drank for a couple of hours. When it was time for me to depart, I got my bill and almost fainted when I saw the bottom line: 300,000 Won ($300.) The sweet young lady sitting beside me was enjoying beverages costing 20,000 Won each! I had never heard of a lady drink until that day. That was the first and last time I bought a twenty-dollar drink.

I was still living in Seoul in 2009 when I did a post here about juicy bars and prostitution in Korea. I had a couple of tourist visits to the Philippines by then, so I could compare and contrast aspects of the bar scene in both countries. At that time, lots of Filipinas were being imported to Korea to work the bars near the Army bases. I tried to answer the question of whether they were being trafficked or otherwise exploited. Give it a read if you are so inclined.

That’s Sheryl; my first ever barfine back in 2008 during a visit to Angeles City.

My style in those days was to take my barfine out to dinner and shopping, going for what was called a GFE–girlfriend experience. The hard core mongers would take the girls from the bar straight to the hotel, do the dirty deed, then send them on their way. One guy told me, “I don’t pay the girls for sex; I pay them to leave in the morning.” That approach never appealed to me, and the mongers called people like me “Captain Saveaho.” Anyway, I’m having dinner with Sheryl on one of our “dates” and she out of the blue said, “I hate my father.” I asked her why and she told me he had abandoned the family and it was up to her to support her brothers and sisters doing a job she hated. The “whore” pulling the cart at the beginning of this post reminds me of Sheryl’s story. In her case, the story had a happy ending. I helped her with tuition to earn her caregiver license. She graduated, left the bar life behind, and married an Australian. You can read more of her story here with photos from my best ever day as a tourist in the Philippines.

I’m retelling the story of Sheryl to make the broader point about bargirls. Most of the ones I’ve met are doing the job they do because it pays the bills and helps put food on the table. There are good girls and bad girls in the bars, but by and large, they are desperate young women doing they best they can. I don’t judge them and don’t mind helping them out via drink commissions when I visit the bars. I’m not pretending it is anything more than that, but being treated rudely or disrespectfully is a surefire way to close my wallet.

In my opinion, the bargirls are not necessarily being exploited, although I think their compensation is unfair. No one is forcing them to take a job in the bar, but there are no other options for many. A waitress/GRO earns 200-300 pesos daily ($4-$6) plus tips and drink commissions. Many bars have drink quotas, and failure to get enough lady drinks results in a reduction in an already paltry salary. I don’t pretend to be changing the world for them when I throw a lady drink or two their way, but it is better than nothing. In keeping with my selfish nature, it makes me feel good to help them earn a little extra money. If my doing so perpetuates a cycle of poverty, then shame on me. I just don’t see it that way.

Good thing it doesn’t end with an “e”…

Up on Cripple Creek

Looking back, I’ve been relatively lucky in life when it comes to health issues. In 68 years, I’ve only once been previously confined to a hospital. That was a nightmarish three days in Korea trying to cure some virus I picked up as a tourist in the Philippines. I shared a room with three other loud folks in Korea; at least this time, I had a room to myself. It was still a miserable experience, though.

The ordeal began with a no food or drinks after midnight mandate. And then I got to witness up close and personal the quirky methods employed at what is reputed to be one of the area’s better hospitals. My doctor told me to go to the emergency room at 0830 to secure admittance. Once there, I was taken to a curtained room in the ER and set up with an intravenous tube so a variety of drugs could be fed into my body.

That didn’t hurt much.
A water-like substance sharing space with my blood.

And then I sat in that curtained room for an hour or so before someone put me in a wheelchair and transported me to the third floor, wear my hospital room awaited.

I’ve had worse hotel rooms
And I had a decent view from the room.
And I also had Swan and my caregiver, Teri there to provide assistance and comfort.

Once I was settled into the room, a nurse came by to advise the surgery was scheduled for 12:30. Why in the hell was I directed to check in three hours in advance of the operation? I was hungry and cranky but powerless to do anything but submit to the Filipino way.

Around noon, the anesthesiologist came by the room to introduce himself and ask a few questions to ensure he administered the correct amount of knockout juice. I told him I had no allergies but that I was concerned about the COPD. He assured me he would closely monitor my blood oxygen levels throughout the procedure. He laughed and said when he found out his patient was an American, he assumed I’d be morbidly obese. It is a compliment that he did not consider me to be that fat.

At the appointed hour, I was transported by wheelchair to the operating room and then put on a bed for the procedure to be performed. I remember the inhalation mask being put over my mouth, being told to breathe deep, and then nothing else until I awoke two hours later in the recovery room. Of course, the waking up part was the critical thing.

I don’t remember this, but I was told that when I first started waking from the drug-induced slumber, I went a little crazy and started screaming to let me out of her. I heard when I climbed out of bed, I fell against the wall, and three or four attendants had to drag me back to the bed. I guess I went back to sleep after that.

My post-op appearance.

So, it’s been 24 hours since the surgery, and my nostrils are still oozing blood. The ENT says this is normal, and I have an appointment with her on Tuesday to remove those plugs she inserted where the polyps used to live.

I have felt like shit since the surgery. The nostrils don’t hurt, but wiping the blood off my lip every few minutes is a pain. I couldn’t sleep last night, which only added to the misery. My head hurts, I’m lethargic (more than usual), and my brain feels fuzzy (also more than usual). Still, after a year of clogged sinuses, the road to recovery will lead me to some better places. Here’s hoping!

And thanks to you, my readers, for your words of support and encouragement.

I dodged that bullet this time…

The last day…

…before this one was a good one. Here’s hoping the trend continues!

Yesterday featured a nice hike to start the day (pictures to follow) and finished with an SOB. Swan joined me for that event, and we had a good time.

Today is the day I go to the hospital. I’m not in a hurry, but I am fasting. Yeah, I can’t eat or drink until after the surgery. It will be good to get this over with—the operation, I mean. I joke, but I am feeling confident all will go well. Just want to get back to normal as soon as possible.

I decided not to write an obituary as a scheduled post. Blame it on laziness. I did find this old post, The end of the road, written on the eve of my first retirement back in 2010, that hits the highlights of my life up to then.

I plan to bring my laptop to the hospital with me so I can post some updates on my status from there. If you don’t hear from me tomorrow, it’s been nice knowing you!

Here are the photos from yesterday’s hike:

We met up at the 7/11 on Baloy Road. That new McDonald’s building is going up surprisingly fast. Is there a Big Mac in my future? And who’s that woman with the umbrella?
Hello, mama! Good to see you again. Here’s a hundred pesos; go have breakfast.
The path we walked from Subic town back to Calapadayan, around 5K with one hill.
Our band of six hikers–me, Jim, Todd, and Sheila. Scott’s behind the camera, and we are waiting for Brian to arrive.
Off we go
I was going to call this post “Seven Bridges Road,” but it’s been used already.
There was a bit of a traffic jam on this one. The situation was resolved when the trike stopped, and Todd and Sheila squeezed past.
The beginning of the first hill I’d attempted in a long time. It was an ass-kicker.
Scott got this shot of the locals mocking me as I ascended. Okay, maybe that was just my imagination.
On up!
Still going
Made it!
It is not unusual to encounter a cock along the way.
Lots of cookie recipients yesterday. That smile makes it all worthwhile.
Hello neighbor!
What goes up must come down.
Another bridge crossing
What used to be a pond
And what still is
You can bank on it!
A dicey crossing
Through the fields we go
I’m told that used to be some type of amusement park.
More satisfied cookie customers
You up for another bridge, Scott?
Water view
‘Tis the season
Movin’ on
I swear it wasn’t me! There must be some other John Mark around here.

Looking forward to breathing easier on my next hike!

Keep ’em coming!

Rock me on the water

As I mentioned in yesterday’s post, we underwent a scheduled brownout yesterday, which meant no electricity from 8 until 5. I filled a couple of those hours with an 8K hike.

My standard solo Thursday walk through Naugsol valley, San Isidro, Santo Tomas, and back to Barretto.

My hike ended at Sit-n-Bull, and I had an early air-conditioned lunch.

The BBQ ham sandwich was one of the daily specials, so I went with that and a side of slaw.

I went home and took care of some business (blogging, etc.), but by one o’clock, I faced a dilemma. Without electricity, my only means of escape was my laptop. And it was there that I came upon a post on Facebook announcing the soft opening of the Arizona floating bar at noon. I pride myself on waiting for beer o’clock (around 4 p.m.) to arrive before I begin imbibing. But faced with the prospect of sitting in the hot and uncomfortable house for three hours with nothing to do (the laptop battery was almost out of juice), I was powerless to resist the urge to escape to the breezy waters of Subic Bay.

The Arizona Resort is at the far end of Barretto (Hideaway Bar is next door) but that’s no further away than the Kokomo’s floating bar on Baloy. The power outage was also impacting Baloy, so that wasn’t an option anyway.

This painting is on the wall in front of Arizona. I was struck by the coincidence of visiting the Arizona floater on the anniversary of the ship’s sinking.
The new Arizona floating bar. The old one was much larger (two floors) but was heavily damaged by a storm in 2019. It is good to have two floating bars again (there used to be three, but Blue Rock does not appear to be interested in getting back in the game).

So, I arrived on the beach at 1:30, but it seemed like my transport options to the floater were limited.

The raft to get there was under repairs. I felt a little guilty about interrupting the work, but when I said I needed a lift, they put away the tools and prepared to launch. I did at least help to push the raft back into the bay.

I was the first customer of the day when I boarded and was besieged with offers for a massage, but I declined them all. I ordered up my first Zero of the day and soaked up the views and ambiance that come with rocking on the water. And this floater did have a more pronounced movement than the Kokomo’s does. Maybe the water is deeper here.

Baloy Beach is on the other side of that peninsula. It’s the same bay but the perspectives seemed unique from this vantage point.
Barretto Beach
The Arizona Resort
Other guests began arriving as the afternoon progressed, including a couple of tables of big spenders.

I define big spenders as guys who table several girls and purchase multiple double lady drinks (bottles at 300 pesos each) for the girls. I’m sure the girls appreciate it, and if the guys are having fun that way, rock on! I, on the other hand, was buying single lady drinks for my waitress, but she did get several during my first couple of hours on board. And then something weird happened; at least, it was something I hadn’t previously experienced. I guess I wasn’t quick enough to refill her glass (I usually buy a lady drink when I order another beer), so she picked up her empty, wiped off the bar, and walked away without a word, not even a nice to meet you or a thank you. I smiled to myself later as I watched her flit around the big spender’s tables, scoring a drink for herself when they bought another round. It’s impressive how good she is at her job. But of course, I’ll never buy her another drink, not that she cares.

I had asked my caregiver to message Dr. Jo to tell her of my upcoming surgery and to ask if she had any advice. Dr. Jo responded:

Here are our words of advice: 1. Stay away from the bars for now; there’s a virus going around, safer not to catch it. 2. Limit alcohol intake 3. Eat healthy 4. Maybe don’t hike or do anything strenuous 5. Pray, meditate, and think positive🙏 Good luck! You’ll feel better after the procedure….looking forward to it 😁

So, in other words, I’m going to die. I ordered up another beer and watched the sun go down.

“Don’t let the sun go down on me…
…Although I search myself, it’s always someone else I see
…I’d just allow a fragment of your life to wander free
…But losing everything is like the sun going down on me

Swan had been busy taking care of business at her sister’s school in Subic, but she messaged me around 4:30 and I invited her to join me on the floater.

You can’t tell I’ve been drinking for almost four hours, can you?

But the fun wasn’t over yet. I figured putting some grub in my belly was an appropriate next step, and with the sun down and darkness surrounding us, it was a good time to abandon ship. John’s place was nearby by, so off we went.

I’d been craving a pulled pork sandwich. Swan had one, too. We were not disappointed.

I was pleasantly surprised when Swan suggested Wet Spot for the nightcap venue. It turns out that during our previous visit, Aine had told Swan she wasn’t feeling well, and Swan wanted to deliver some medicine to her. A glass of wine for Swan, two lady drinks, and a couple of beers later, we called it a night.

I was in bed before nine again but woke up at midnight. “Here we go again” I thought, but thankfully, I was able to fall asleep a short time later and finished with seven hours on the night.

And I awoke to another beautiful morning in the neighborhood.

A nice group hike in Subic town this morning, and the SOB is on tap for later this evening. Might as well live as if there is no tomorrow, right? I’ll find out soon enough!

Yep, I can’t avoid going under the knife any longer, either.

Bussed

The Wednesday Walkers took a bus out to Castillejos and enjoyed a sweet 7K hike in an area I hadn’t seen before for the most part.

On the bus…
…off the bus.

A 15K journey that took thirty minutes in relative comfort (compared to a Jeepney).

Four of us made the trek yesterday
We had no proper business in Catillejos, so we took the Govic Highway.
The Govic is thataway. And by golly, there is a Four Square Church. I was raised in one of those, but the indoctrination didn’t take. I’ll never forget the symphony when the congregation started speaking in tongues.
Let the journey begin!
Jim, Scott, and Erik bringing up the rear
An attractive tree
I understand that was housing for the workers at the now defunct Hanjin shipyard.
Out in the countryside seeing things I’ve never seen before. I like it!
My offer of cookies was rejected.
The view from here.
The old dirt road
A river runs through it.
That place must get uncomfortable during rainy season
The owner of Johansson’s in Barretto lives here.
This blog is all about me blowing my horn.
Riding the bus back to Barretto after our hike.
The path we walked
My walk stats

Back home, Swan showed me a picture of a visitor we had downstairs.

Never seen one of those before. Hopefully, it eats snakes.
The sky reminding me that it is beer o’clock.

I did the Hideaway feeding featuring pizza and a roast chicken. I passed along the news that the Sunday feeding likely wouldn’t happen this week.

I went to Annex Bar for my next beer and Swan joined me there after her church service. Annex couldn’t provide the requested glass of red wine for Swan, so we took our business to Oasis. When it was time for the nightcap, Swan was down with going to Wet Spot, and she seemed to have a good time with her friend Aine. I brought home some Sit-n-Bull pecan pies for dessert.

I was in bed before nine, and lo and behold, I had the best night’s sleep I can recall.

I’m good with five hours so that extra bonus was a blessing.

And one of my better days getting in the steps as well.

We are having an all day brownout today. That means a hot house, a cold shower, and a low battery on my laptop. Best I get this posted while I can!

Today is that day of infamy that happened in 1941. Coincidentally, the Arizona floating bar is having its soft opening today. I’m going to take advantage of the opportunity to escape this hothouse and start drinking earlier than usual today.

I also figured out how to do a scheduled post, so I’ll need to get busy on my just-in-case obituary. More to come tomorrow!

Seems plausible.

The final countdown?

I was up early yesterday morning to travel to San Marcelino for a doctor’s appointment with the ENT who will perform the nasal polypectomy. She reviewed the clearance documents from the cardiologist and pulmonary physician and said we were good to go forward with the surgery. She suggested I check into Baypointe Hospital on Friday; she would operate on Saturday, and if all goes well, I could be released on Monday. I responded there was no way I was staying confined to the hospital for that long and reminded her that when we first discussed the procedure, I was going to be admitted on a Sunday and released on Monday. She backed off and said the minimum period for post-op observation was twenty-four hours, and unless I was bleeding or had other difficulties, I could be released the following day. I’ve subsequently read up on the procedure (see link above), and at least in the USA, it is an outpatient operation with no hospitalization required.

So, I will be checking into Baypointe on Saturday morning and having the surgery performed that day. I expect to be set free on Sunday. I’ve been quoted a price of 150,000 pesos ($3000), which covers all expenses associated with the surgery. I’ve been suffering from blocked sinuses for a year now and have had four different doctors say that the only fix was the polypectomy. I’ve resisted getting this done, not because I’m afraid of the operation, but instead, I fear being put under general anesthesia and never waking up again because of my COPD. The surgeon is aware of my lung condition and assures me the anesthesiologist will closely monitor my oxygen levels during the procedure. So, I’m trusting my life that that will be the case. I guess in the worst-case scenario, dying blissfully ignorant in your sleep is not a bad way to go when your time on earth is over. I hope mine isn’t, but there’s only one way to find out.

After the doctor’s visit, we drove back to SBMA and did the weekly grocery shopping. I confess that I passed on some items, telling myself I’d wait and see if I still need them next week. Yeah, I know that’s stupid negative thinking, but sometimes I just can’t help myself.

When beer o’clock rolled around, I headed into town. I decided to skip my regular Tuesday floating bar visit and spend the evening in Barretto instead.

On the way out of the neighborhood, I saw a new road being constructed. This will connect to my old street, Shenandoah Bend, and provide access to several additional lots for construction. It would have made my walk home shorter and less steep as well, but it’s too late now.

Sloppy Joe’s is the first bar I pass on my journey to Barretto, and my pal Chris and his gal Shie waved for me to join them.

We each bought a round of drinks, chatted and joked around, and Chris played some old Beatles tunes on the music machine (it just occurred to me that YouTube videos are the modern jukebox).
There was some additional excitement when our phones blew up with messages saying, “Did you feel the quake? None of us at Sloppy Joe’s did. The epicenter was about 100 kilometers south of us.

I didn’t really have a plan for the evening, but I could see Cheap Charlies in the distance and figured I’d visit there next. But once I was out front, I saw the bar was full of RSL members (the Australian equivalent to the VFW), so I decided to continue up the highway. I hadn’t been to Blue Butterfly for a while, so I rectified that neglect.

I had a batch of brownies with me, and the three girls serving the outside area at BB were clamoring for a taste. I told them that’s what they were for and bought a drink for each to wash them down. Soon enough, the inside gals came out for a brownie, too (no drinks for them, though), and everyone seemed to enjoy them. I cracked my usual lame joke about brownies for brown knees, and they politely laughed. It was an enjoyable visit, and they reminded me that the Hash On-Home would be there this Monday. Hmm, I’d forgotten about that. I don’t expect I’ll be up for a Hash hike, but hopefully, I’ll be sufficiently recovered to come to the Hash Circle. We shall see.

I popped into It Doesn’t Matter next. It was dead, so I had one beer and left. I tried Green Room, and it was too crowded for my tastes, so I settled into Wet Spot and ordered a beer. Neither of my regulars was working, and manager Brett was off too, so I got bored and went to Alaska for my nightcap. I had a nice time there and actually enjoyed the show one of the dancers put on. No lady drink, but I did give her a 50 peso tip. I got home well before 8 p.m. and made up a batch of smoothies for Swan, my helper, and me.

And for the second night in a row, I had difficulty sleeping. My tracker says I went to sleep at 8:23 and woke again at 9:23. Didn’t fall asleep again until 2:34, then awoke for good at 3:50. Making matters worse, my TV wouldn’t connect to Netflix, so I had to settle for mostly lame YouTube videos to fill the sleepless hours. I guess I should be looking forward to Saturday when I know I’ll be in a drug-induced deep sleep. I still want to wake up early, though!

Despite the lack of sleep, I participated in the Wednesday Walkers group hike this morning, and I’ll be heading out to feed the gals at Hideaway a bit later. Life goes on. Hopefully.

Assuming I survive that long, I’ll be 69 next year. It sounds like a good number to me!

Higher or longer?

Over the hills or around them? That was the choice to be made, and five of us elected to walk a bit further on mostly flat ground rather than go up and over on a steep path. After seeing some photos from the climb, I feel good about my choice.

It was kinda funny when the Hare, Leech My Nuggets, was giving instructions at the start of the run, stated, “There’s only one trail, but if you want to shortcut, just follow Scott or John.” Heh, I’m a famous short cutter, I guess, but the fact of the matter is my chosen path was a LONGcut. Not that it matters.

The Hare’s trail is the orange line. Our longcut is in blue.
Gathering at the start in Subic town
And we are On-On!
Making our way through the backstreets of barangay Magnan-Vaca
A river crossing
And a walk along the banks
A view of the river, such as it is this time of year.
The Hare’s trail turns to the right.
But we non-short cutters are taking the Govic highway.
Yeah, a highway walk isn’t too exciting…
…but at least it avoids this type of insanity on the hill climb.
An Easter Mountain view.
Reconnecting with the Hare’s trail
Things are looking a little shady
Across a dicey bridge
Thankfully, the wall didn’t come tumbling down.
Arriving On-Home at Smokes and Bottles
Two of our oldest Hashers, Fucking Old Man on the left, and Roadwhore on the right, both in their 80s, were in attendance.
The Hashers gather prior to the commencement of the Circle rituals.
I enjoyed an after-hike taco for dinner.
It’s nice on ice.
My stats from the hike. I forgot to turn the app off when I first arrived, so the average pace is wrong. On the trail, I was doing twelve minutes and change kilometers.

I enjoyed the hike, which may be further indication that I have morphed into a flatlander. Well, it beats the alternative of being an underlander, I suppose.

I walked to Snackbar after the Hash but left after one beer because I was unhappy with rap music being played at a high volume. When your customer base is old white guys, you need to do better than that. Did my nightcap at Whiskey Girl, and headed back home.

Here’s one I just know you are going to like:

Okay, maybe not.

Tired of Star Trek joke memes? Here’s a gift for you:

The naughty girls will like them…

That’s all for today. I have some real news to share with y’all tomorrow.

Haggis Bash AAR

As promised, here is a quick after-action report from my weekend in Pozorrubio, participating in the annual Haggis Bash with the La Union Hash House Harriers.

Getting There

The Haggis Bash was held at the farm owned by a La Union Hashers.

I caught a ride to Pozorrubio with my neighbor and fellow Hasher, Simon (Leech My Nuggets). On the trip up, there were seven passengers in Simon’s car, which meant we had a middle rider in the backseat with me, making it cramped and uncomfortable. At a rest stop halfway there, Simon’s wife elected to sit in the rear with two other female passengers, giving me the front seat. Much better!

Arriving at our hotel

Lodging

Mansion proved to be a bit of an overstatement, but as there are only two hotels in Pozorrubio, I guess I can’t complain. Much.
The interior facilities were nice enough, but there was much room for improvement.

I would rate the MGM at two stars. The sad thing is, it has the potential to be much higher rated with better management. There was one of the nicer pools I’ve seen, but it was empty and unmaintained. An outdoor bar and rooftop disco were also closed. My room was similarly in need of attention. I was shocked to discover there was no showerhead in my bathroom, and the thought of standing under a pipe of running water to bathe wasn’t appealing. I found the showerhead lying next to the sink and re-attached it myself. That problem solved; I then discovered there was no hot water. I hate cold showers. No toilet paper either, but I bring my own wet wipes, so no issue there. Two bath towels but no washcloths or hand towels. No WiFi connection. The hallway outside my room was unlit, and I needed to use my phone flashlight to see the keyhole. And they didn’t have housekeeping between day one and day two. All said it was one of the worst hotel experiences I can recall. The room was 2400 ($48.) a night, which was way too much for what I received in return.

The MGM was 8K away from the On-Home farm venue, but luckily, the hotel provided van transportation for only 60 pesos a head. Given the logistics, that proved to be a Godsend.

Pozorrubio

For a city with over 70,000 residents, I was shocked at the lack of services and conveniences (oh, did I spell bars wrong?) Seriously though, there were very few options for dining out or having fun in this town. Nothing at all within walking distance of my hotel. The other hotel in town is more centrally located, but according to the Hashers who stayed there, the only place to gather was an outdoor beer garden. Better than nothing, but no help to me from where I was ensconced. Luckily, I drank my fill at the Hash, so I didn’t need to go out, but damn, I can’t imagine living in a place like this. Barretto may be small, but we have many restaurants, hotels, and bars to patronize. Pozorrubio is not a nice place to visit, and I definitely wouldn’t want to live there.

Friday on the farm

After getting checked in and unpacked, we took the hotel van to the CIJ farm, which is apparently a local icon. At least everyone seemed to know where it was located. It was 5K on the highway and another 3K on backstreets to get there.

A fair number of Hashers (there appeared to be 50 tents or so) chose the camping option. Logistically, that’s the way to go, I suppose, but my camping days are done. Now, give me an RV, and I might reconsider.

There was a short 4K Hash trail scheduled to begin at 2:30. It was mostly through farm country and blessedly flat. It was a very pleasant hike and I enjoyed seeing some new vistas.

Guidance from the Hare prior to starting
On-On!
A Hash bag and some goodies came with the cost of admission
And it included a new Hash shirt.
The back of said shirt
That’s me at the Friday circle
The Subic contingent is recognized and welcomed to the Bash.

In keeping with Hash custom, multiple beers were consumed with the added treat of some “Scottish stew” to keep the hunger pangs at bay. Someone called the hotel van and left on the early ride around 7 p.m. A good Day 1 at the Haggis Bash.

Sunday’s marathon

Sunday’s trail began at 9:30 in the morning. I opted for the 6K version, and it was a good fit for me.

I hung with these fellow Subic Hashers during the trek.
Country living
Is it a pond or a lake?
Strolling along on a warm day
Mother nature

Back On-Home for all the after-Hash activities I mentioned in yesterday’s post. I chose not to participate in the games and sat in the shade instead. Had a nice chat with another like-minded Hasher and passed the time with plenty of San Miguel Zeros.

A wet and wild Hash circle followed, then more beers and my first taste of haggis. I was running out of gas by 7 p.m. and asked someone to call the hotel driver. He wasn’t available, so she called for a trike instead. Now, it’s a goodly distance (8K) back to my hotel, and I was prepared to pay 200 pesos for the ride, which is more than fair. Given my lack of options, I could have been talked into 300 pesos, but when the trike driver insisted on 400, I wasn’t willing to pay the skin tax. I told him never mind and walked away. I was pissed but bit my tongue. Nothing good comes from making a Filipino lose face.

We called the hotel again and were told the van would be available at 8:00. Nothing to do but drink more beer and wait it out. Our group exceeded the van’s capacity, but we all squeezed in anyway. All but me and another guy got out at the beer garden in town, but there was no way I was going anywhere but back to my hotel. So, my night ended peacefully with me in one piece.

A Sunday drive

Swan sent this photo of Buddy waiting for my return. I doubt Lucky gave a shit.

The plan was to leave for Barretto at 9:30 in the morning, but I got a knock on the door an hour earlier, saying everyone was ready to go. Luckily, I had packed, so I put my blog post on hold, closed up the laptop, and headed downstairs. Only five of us on the trip back, so much more comfortable. I had the front seat again, which is always nice. Simon took a different route to the expressway, so we were seeing some new sights. And then we went under a bridge that carried the expressway and saw no on-ramps. We kept our northward heading, and I pulled out my map app to show us the way. We wound up taking a 6K detour in each direction through a small town with gridlocked traffic, but we eventually made our way back to the highway home.

Epilogue

We arrived safely just before noon, and I resumed my Barretto life. That included the Sunday feeding at Hideaway. Swan joined me at the new Oasis bar after church, and we spent some quality time imbibing (beer for me, wine for her). We made Sloppy Joe’s our nightcap venue. The Sit-n-Bull waitress came by, and I asked about pecan pie availability, and she said yes. So, two pies to go, please! Came home, had dessert, and then a lovely welcome home from Swan.

And that’s where things stand as of now. I’ll be Hashing again today and likely shortcutting since Leech My Nuggets is the Hare. Still don’t want to push my luck going up into the hills.

And here’s a two-fer in the bad puns of the day offering:

Back tomorrow with the latest happenings!

It’s been a hard day’s night

This year’s Haggis Bash is in the books. Beyond a shadow of a doubt.

A very long day yesterday. The trail started at 0930, and we didn’t leave the On-Home until 8 p.m. My ride back to Barretto is leaving in an hour, so I am just going to dump some photos from the Haggis Bash now, and I’ll write up a post-mortem tomorrow. Fair enough?

There were three trail options: An 8K with two hill climbs, a 6K flat hike, and a 4K short trail. I chose the middle ground, as seen above.
With well over 100 Hashers, the start was a tad crowded.
Things thinned out as the group split into their preferred trails.
I was happy to bring some sweetness into their lives.
And then I sawdust.
We had a couple of water crossings. My hike mates took their shoes off; I just plunged in.
I love this tree. But I didn’t get close enough to check for knotholes.
A narrow, rocky bridge. Once again, I just waded across.
On the edge
A wet and horny carabao
The stats from my hike. Gaining distance but still moving slow.

Back at the On-Home a little before noon. Lunch was provided (I had a hamburger with a spoonful of slaw on the side). And the coolers of beer were open for business. Then the games began. I chose not to participate but found a shady spot to sit and observe. It was almost 5 p.m. when we finally gathered for the circle.

Lots of bagpiping. Despite my Scottish heritage, I don’t particularly enjoy the sound, although I respect the talent involved in playing the instrument.
The setting for the Hash Circle. Dig that old school windmill.
Nearly 150 attendees for this year’s Haggis Bash.
As the circle commenced, we were provided an appetizer.
A Scottish egg, you say?
Not bad
The leaders of the Circle. La Union Hash doesn’t do ice. Instead, they have a crew of women who hit you with multiple pails of water. Thankfully, I avoided that trauma.
Another form of La Union Hash punishment.

At the conclusion of the circle, we were ushered into the dining area.

The Haggis ritual begins. Led into the building to a Scottish tune on bagpipes.
My first experience with the Scottish delicacy called haggis. Based on what I knew of the contents, I expected not to like it. Turns out, it tasted okay. I won’t be craving it, but I’m glad I had the experience.
That would be me after the hike but before my first beer. Don’t I look thirsty?

Alright, that’s how the day went. More to say about it as time permits. Thanks for stopping by.