Slip sliding away, slip sliding away
You know the nearer your destination, the more you slip sliding away

Not much of interest to report, but that’s never stopped me before…

The rain this week failed to dampen my lust for walking (ahem).  Although I do hate carrying an umbrella.  I hate getting soaked even more though.

Yesterday I hoofed it over to the Samsung service center to buy a spare battery for my new phone.  My lack of Korean and their limited English made the transaction more complicated than necessary.  They thought there was something wrong with the battery in my phone.  Through hand gestures and saying “extra battery” repeatedly I eventually made my point and walked away W47,000 poorer.  That included one of those box chargers as well.

Maria mentioned that I never mention her on my blog.  And now I have.

After work I decided to get an extra hour of walk time in by taking a roundabout way to the bar.  It was still misting rain and as I walked down the sidewalk near the Itaewon gu office I was introduced to one of the perils of my new hobby.  It is a nice new and wide sidewalk made with paving stones.  There was a very slight downhill grade.

I was wearing my everyday shoes which purportedly have a sole suitable for comfortable street walking…

Nevertheless, one minute I was walking along and the next I was flat on my back on the wet sidewalk.  It was quite surprising and also embarrassing.

I came down hard on my left arm. Hurt like hell and I’m glad I didn’t break it. Came away with a bruise and some swelling…

At least it wasn’t my dart arm.

I picked myself up and continued walking.  Sorta like getting bucked off a horse I suppose. Made it to Shenanigans and commenced to self-medicate with copious amounts of gin and soda.  A couple of guys I know who work on Yongsan Garrison came in and we engaged in some friendly chatter.  One left around 9:00 and I invited the other to join me at the new Debut, conveniently located nearby.

And then we proceeded to get crazy drunk.  How drunk is that?  Well, my bar tab was W228,000, you can do the math.  Actually, I’m sure I was doing the stupid buying rounds for the house thing.  I think I must have had a good time though.  When I got back home I was floored.  Again.

This morning I was up at 7:00 no worse for the wear.  I rarely seem to get hangovers which is fortunate seeing as how drunkenness is my evening pastime these days.  Had a nice breakfast of bacon and eggs and went surfing (via the internet).

Then it was off to tackle Namsan.  Climbed up some stairs and came back down.  Circled around and went up more stairs, then followed the perimeter road from the cable car terminal to the Hyatt then to my humble abode at Naksapyeong.  Two and half hours, 14,584 steps.  Which seems kind of low.  I’m using a new pedometer app, so maybe it’s right and the old one was wrong. Or vice-versa.

It was a pleasant day to be out and about. The mountain was crowded with other like minded folks, but what are you gonna do?   I took a brief rest on the banks of this babbling brook.

Now I’m fixin’ to grill me up some fishee as a late afternoon meal. No carbs!

After I eat, I’ll shower up and walk to the base, and catch the bus to Osan.  Gonna get me some Songtan style darts in tonight and get drunk in a new venue.

The adventure continues.

I know a woman, (who) became a wife
These are the very words she uses to describe her life
She said a good day ain’t got no rain
She said a bad day is when I lie in the bed
And I think of things that might have been

Slip sliding away, slip sliding away
You know the nearer your destination, the more you slip sliding away

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_H-LY4Jb2M

…in honor of my granddaughter’s 11th birthday.  You can call it Children’s Day if you want, but for me it will always be Gracyn day!

She loves horses and is a great rider, just like her mother at that age…

Like mother, like daughter…

In other news I purchased a new phone.  A sweet Galaxy 7.

Pain in the ass downloading all the apps I like again, but what the hell…

One thing it didn’t come with was a spare battery.  After checking several stores and getting the same response “you have to go to the Samsung store”, I took it upon myself to go to, well, the Samsung store.  I was told it was near exit #1 of the Sookmyung Women’s University subway station.  In due course I actually found the store, but was told the service department was closed.  Not sure if that is an every Thursday thing or just in celebration of Gracyn day.  I was told they’d be open tomorrow, so I’ll try again.

Seeing as how I was on my lunchtime walk anyway, I meandered on over to Seoul Station.

The original Seoul Station mind you…

And is my wont, I found an unidentified (for me at least) statue to photograph.

You will never be forgotten whoever the hell you are…

Making my way back towards the office where I am employed but not allowed to blog about, I found this vista featuring both old and new Seoul worthy of a photo…Was it?

Today is also Cinco de Mayo. So, here’s a photo I took in honor of that event…

On the 15th of May we’ll be holding the Seoul Sunday Singles League end of season tournament.  The trophies have arrived, here’s hoping the medals get here before the event as well.

Some damage in shipping, but I suppose it’s nothing a little super glue won’t fix…

And yes, I’m just about as handsome as ever.  Thanks for asking.

here’s looking at you kid.

Nice day for a walk 18,148 steps in two hours 45 minutes…

I weighed in at 234.9 this week, down four pounds from last week and 34.9 overall.

I’ve got a segmented neck now and my belly ain’t going away.  Yet.

Soju Honcho left a comment asking about the name of the bridge on my masthead and the photographer.  It’s the Dongjak bridge near Ichon-dong.  Dave New is a hobbyist photographer and quite talented.  Back in his Seoul days he also threw a mean game of darts. You might want to enjoy some of his work on his flickr page.  This album is my favorite, featuring a former waitress from Dolce Vita.

Dave’s photo that became my masthead. I wrote about him here.  

In other news, I had re-established contact with my high school girlfriend via Facebook. Enjoyed some nice chats about the glory days.  And just like that she has disappeared again.  Not sure if she has blocked me (don’t know why she would) or if she has quit facebook altogether.  Makes me sad though.  Sing it Bruce:

Now I think I’m going down to the well tonight
and I’m going to drink till I get my fill
And I hope when I get old I don’t sit around thinking about it
but I probably will
Yeah, just sitting back trying to recapture
a little of the glory of, well time slips away
and leaves you with nothing mister but
boring stories of glory days

I coulda been in pictures.  Got a call the other night from one of the owners of Shenanigans.  Seems someone was looking for an “older” foreigner to appear in a movie that’s being filmed in June.  Willy showed him my Kakao profile picture and the guy said “he’s the one!”.  Willy gave him my phone number but so far no call.  Rejection sucks, although I guess I’m getting used to it.

What else?

The voices in my head are bad enough, but now the damn buildings are shouting at me too…

Three hours on and over the mountain today.  18,987 steps all told.  And I think most of them were actual steps…

Those fuckers pretty much kicked my ass. Stopped halfway up and ate an orange for energy…

A new avenue of attack today…

Hazy Seoul skyline…

From another vantage point..

The obligatory unidentified statue photo.

And then there was this:

I must have a helleva huge heart because I sure ain’t getting no head…

Signs, signs, everywhere there’s signs.

That’s pretty much how I roll on my hikes…and my life now that I think about it.

And another weekend is drawing to a close.  Here’s how I spent mine.

An early night on Friday.  Not because I was trying to change my ways.  I just got drunk by nine o’clock.  I do know when to say when.  Well, I know when I’ve had too much of a good thing at least.

Saturday morning I was up by seven.  Did some laundry and made me some breakfast.

I’m getting better at bacon, I’ll grant myself that…

Then it was time to head for the mountain.  Namsan to be precise.

I had planned to start here, which has a gazillion steps leading in the direction of the Grand Hyatt. Right after I took this photo a construction worker waved me off the staircase with the entreaty “Not Safe!” Being in no position to argue I went with plan B…

…so I started my climb here. I stayed on the trails for the most part which I prefer to the roads, although the hiking is steeper and more difficult…

Another crossroads…

…I took this path as it appeared less traveled by…

…it eventually led me to this long ass flight of stairs…

…at the top was this little area in the middle of nowhere featuring a bell, some exercise equipment, and a picnic pavilion…

The Korean equivalent to an azalea bush was in full bloom…

I came across a section of the old city wall I hadn’t seen before…

My standard Saturday afternoon date…

It was a lovely day for a walk. Sure, the Yellow dust was thick but I had the trails almost entirely to myself…

By this point in the walk I was very glad I was walking down these seemingly endless stairs…

The park across from the Grand Hyatt was as beautiful as it was empty.

It was good to be communing with nature on Eartha day…

Do you recall what was revealed the day the music died?

I’m accepting applications but so far no takers…

All told I racked up 3 hours on and around the mountain.  Came home, grilled up some chicken on a stick, then took a satisfying nap.

A friend called and asked to meet up at Shenanigans.  I hadn’t planned on going out so early, but what the hell.  So I showered up and headed out.  Right before I arrived I got a text message from my friend saying she was drunk and leaving.  Ah well.

I had three San Miguel Light beers and two gin and sodas.  Feeling a little stiff from my walk I headed over to the nearby Thai massage joint.  Had a lovely lass rub oil all over my body.  She asked if I wanted to be rubbed “down there” and I told her “no thanks”.  I was just enjoying being relaxed.  When my hour was up I walked up gay hill, through tranny alley, and down hooker hill to Grand Ole Opry.  At the Opry I enjoyed some country music and three gin and sodas.  Then I made my way to the new Debut and had a couple more. Made it home safely by 11:00 or so and not so inebriated as to be floored.

Up at 7:00 again this morning.  Put a pork roast in the crock pot, boiled some eggs to take to work next week, and chopped up some celery (also for workplace snacking).  Then I did the dishes.

I couldn’t seem to induce a bowel movement this morning, but I did my weekly weigh-in anyway.  The scale said 241.7, a 2.1 pound GAIN from last week.  Discouraged but undaunted, I set about on my quest to the Han river.  My plan was to walk across the Army base and pick up the Han in Ichon-dong.  About the time I reached the Dragon Hill Lodge, my bowels kicked in so I used the facilities in the hotel.  Feeling lighter on my feet afterwards I continued my journey.

Now, when I walk I put on my earphones and listen to my YouTube play list.  Near the high school a car pulls up and the driver says you are not allowed to wear headphones while walking on base for “safety and security” reasons.  I thanked him for the information (I honestly did not know) and he told me it was good that the MPs didn’t see me.  He also revealed that he was in charge of the MPs so I was glad that I had been gracious in my response.

I put my headphones in my pocket until I excited the base at Ichon station.  I wasn’t exactly sure where the river access point was but I found it in due course.  Along the way I passed a church and standing out front was my big boss’ Korean wife.  She was surprised to see me and asked if I was a “visitor”.  I laughed and said no, just passing by. She then asked if everything was okay.  I told her it was, I was just doing my Sunday walk.  I guess exercise must seem out of character for me.

This is the furthest down the river I’ve been on foot. Although back in my bicycling days I’ve gone many miles in both directions…

As I approached the Bampo bridge, the fountains went off. Sorry I couldn’t manage a better picture.

Two and a half hours on the road.  I downloaded a new pedometer app which I like a lot better.  It said I did 16,486 steps today.  I was dead tired when I got home though. I gave the scale a chance to redeem itself and it obliged by stating my weight at 238.3.  That’s down 1.3 pounds from last week, so I’ll call that progress.  I think I’m approaching the wall—my body is adapting to the new norm of reduced carbs and routine exercise (in the form of walking).  Well, there’s not much else I can do to step it up, but we’ll see.  I need to lose another 20 pounds.

As I get lighter I like to think I’m looking younger.  So, I changed my profile picture on Facebook.

That’s me circa 1978. 23 years old and reading Lord of the Rings. Man, there is so much I’d like to tell that guy…Like invest in Microsoft…

Anyway, I’ll wrap up the weekend with my singles league dart match and the requisite aiming fluid that is so essential to high level performance in a game that requires precise hand-eye coordination.  Ha!

Tomorrow morning I’ll get up early and get a blood test done before work.  Tuesday morning I have my follow-up appointment with the cardiologist.  There will be somewhat less of me to examine this go round at least.

Cheers!

I hear some people been talking me down  Bring up my name pass it round.  They don’t mention the happy times, they do their thing, I do mine.

Walk on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgjK2ITm_eM

On today’s walk I was reminded of that old Steve Miller Band song.  Not sure why.  Well, there was this:

“…you’re the cutest thing that I ever did see, I really love your peaches want to shake your tree….”

I’m the gangster of love, doncha know…

I mentioned the other day that Jin Hee, one of the bar staff at the new Debut, was a familiar face to me.

I did a search in the blog archives and found one mention of her back in August 2005.  It was a longish post mostly concerning my trip back to Korea after attending a conference in New York City.  This is the pertinent part of that entry:

“On the way back home I stopped off at Bar Episode for some darts. Got my clock cleaned by Jin Hee, one of the bar girls I chat with there. So it was midnight, I had been up about 30 hours and I got home and crashed hard”.

Last night I popped back into Debut to renew acquaintances.  She’s hard to read (that hasn’t changed) but she seemed mildly impressed with the above referenced recognition. She claims to have not played darts in years and is sure she is not very good.  I know my game is much better these days, so I’d like to think I would extract my revenge.  My entreaties to meet up some time for a game (Debut does not have a dart board) drew a non-committal response.  I fully understand.  Sunday is her only day off and I expect she has better things to do than spend it in my company.

Both of our memories are pretty hazy given the passage of time.  I recalled she had a boyfriend in China and she corrected me that it was Shanghai.  She said she had waited for him to return for her for 5 years and he never did.  If she’s to be believed, that was her last boyfriend.  I told her I recalled taking her out to dinner for her birthday (December 5 she reminded me) and buying her a cake.  She had a vague recollection of the event.  I didn’t mention this, but I had a pretty serious crush on her at the time.  When she stopped in at my villa in Hannam-dong for cake I thought maybe I’d get lucky.  I didn’t.

Anyway, she eventually left Bar Episode and I moved on to other adventures.  Episode is long gone now, except in the fading memories of old farts like me.  And yet, here we were on a Saturday night over ten years later sitting at the bar sharing drinks.  I guess I was ten years older than her then (which of course I still am).  But the difference between 60 and 50 really isn’t that great.  And she seems every bit as disinterested in me as she ever did. I am definitely stuck in the “customer zone”.  She’ll be nice to me in exchange for drinks on which she earns a commission.  And I’ve learned enough over the years to know when the pursuit is pointless.  Ah, but thanks for the memories!

When I did my weekly weigh-in this morning my scale registered 243.8 (twice).  That’s the same as last week.  I was disappointed but not really surprised.  When I attended Sung-Ha’s birthday party politeness dictated that I partake in the homemade lasagna.  And of course I had a taste of cake and ice cream as well.  I’d also snuck in more than a few beers over the preceding several days.  I consoled myself with the fact that I hadn’t actually gained any weight and resolved to be more disciplined going forward.

With that in mind, I did a 2 1/2 hour walk along the Han river.  My pedometer claims 21,883 steps, but I think it probably runs high.  Still, I was tired and sweaty when I returned home. I think that’s about all I have in me as far as continuous walking goes.

So, I figured what the hell, let me re-weigh after the walk.  This time my scale says I’m at 239.6!  I didn’t believe it, so I weighed again, and it was still 239.6.  How the fuck did I lose over four pounds during the course of 3 hours or so?  Anyway, I’m going with the afternoon reading because it makes me feel better about myself.

During my ramble today I encountered a fellow Rambler:

That’s a 1950s vintage (just like me!) Ambassador if I’m not mistaken…California tags too, just like me (well my birth certificate anyway).

Always something new to see on the mean streets of Seoul…

Regular readers know that I spend the vast majority of my substantial bar time at Shenanigans.  I’m likely the most regular regular there.  Although I actually only visit the bar on days that end in “y”.

Anyway, thinking that regular status makes you something special is a fool’s game.  I got reminded of that fact last night.  Now, I’m not in the bar biz but from my perspective as a customer you should never let someone sit there with an empty glass.  In fact, you should ask “another?” before the glass is empty.  That’s good for the drinker and good for the bar.

Last night I arrived at the bar and ordered up a gin and soda, my preferred drink of choice these days (low in carbs).  One of the owners was tending bar and engaged in conversation with the customers sitting next to me.  And my glass got empty with no offer for more.  So, I sat there patiently (well, patiently for me) and waited.  And waited.  Finally, he noticed my empty glass, picked it up, and emptied it into the sink.  Then continued his conversation.

I was both gobsmacked and a little pissed  Well, I can take a hint, so I paid for my one drink and left.  My regular barkeep noticed I was an unhappy camper and tried to ask what was wrong, but I waved her off and walked out.

Went to Dolce Vita next door, got greeted by name, and promptly served my second gin and soda of the night.  I also got a message from the bar owner and my bartender friend apologizing.  I told them not to worry about it.  Seriously, I could have fucking asked for a drink but I didn’t think I should have to do that.  See?  You start thinking there is some privilege to being a regular and you are going to be disappointed.

I didn’t find the service at Dolce much better (my glass set there empty again and I had even less patience by now).  So, I went to Scrooge and had another drink.  They treated me well and I saw a few people I knew there, but I was admittedly in a foul mood at this point.  So it was one and out.

I next decided to meander over to the new Debut location.  I was in there last Friday night, but when I arrived it was late and I was already wasted. I vaguely recall ringing the bell (drinks for the house) a couple of times.  It’s an expensive way to buy popularity.  But last night I had the place to myself.  Owner Polly was there and there was one other bar staff working, a gal named Jin Hee.

Jin Hee had been there Friday as well, but in my inebriated condition I hadn’t really noticed her.  As soon as I arrived last night I knew she looked familiar.  And for good reason.

Time for work now.  I’ll tell you that story another time

…a pleasant walk.   Of course, I’m not in the same league as the original walking man Kevin Kim.  He did a 3 1/2 hour jaunt this weekend and he has the pictures to prove it!

I’ve actually gotten to enjoy my little walks though.  And it seems like I invariably find answers to some of the questions running through my mind  About 3/4 of the way through my hike today I began to wonder “why am I doing all this walking?”  And then I saw this:

When you are old and fat it’s a good idea to be changing me…

It’s warming up though  I generated a fair amount of sweat today  I fear when summer arrives I’ll be rather unpleasant smelling in the office during the afternoon.  Might have to pack an extra shirt.  We’ll see.

So, my pedometer app claims I made 12000 steps in one hour today  I know that can’t be right.

Kevin posted pictures of statues, here’s mine:

This artist slays me with his work…

Anyway, I did eat after my walk.

This tasty salad with chicken breast pieces and low carb ranch dressing. That’s as sweet as it gets for me these days. Well, except for Sunday nights when I reward myself with a fruit smoothie…

That’s it for now.  Time for dart league!

Made a quick trip down to Songtan yesterday to participate in a dart tournament.  My exit from said tourney was quicker than the bus ride down.

I caught the bus on Yongsan Garrison which dropped me at Osan Air Force base. One hour ten minutes then a 20 minute walk to Songtan proper…

This is where I’ve always stayed on my Songtan trips. 60 bucks a night.

The scene of my dart crimes last night. Me and my partner were out of sync and neither of us could hit an out shot…

I found my favorite Filipino beer in most of the bars I visited last night. I celebrated by drinking LOTS of them.

Songtan has lots Filipinos working in the bars. I didn’t partake of the food or women though…

My pal Vox who owns Xenis bar. A gracious host…

It was interesting exploring the bar scene in Songtan. Not sure what constitutes an “illegal”. I went in and they didn’t throw me out, so I guess I’m good. Enjoyed chatting with unfamiliar bar staff and even played darts with one barkeep late in the night while I was drunk. Still managed to win though. Crawled into bed a little before the 1 a.m. curfew…

Caught the 10 o’clock bus back to Yongsan this morning.  When I was safely home in my cozy villa I did my weekly weigh-in.  I didn’t think it would be a good week (I pretty much stuck to the plan, but I just wasn’t feeling it), so I was pleasantly surprised when my scale registered this:

That’s a 4.1 pound reduction from last week and 25.4 overall. My jeans don’t fit me anymore. In a good way.

Half way to achieving my goal  I’m sure all those San Miguel Lights last night didn’t help though.  Gonna keep on keeping on until I git ‘er done!

Today I didn’t walk over the mountain, I walked around it.  Took two and a half hours but it was an enjoyable change of scenery.

No pedestrians allowed in the tunnel, so I went around…

Not sure who this is, but he wouldn’t quit staring at me…

Turns out this wasn’t the tunnel of love..at least I didn’t find any.

The best thing coming out of Columbia, South Carolina is I-20. And I took it…

Ridden the tram several times, first time I ever walked there though…

Who knew there was an Elvis museum in Seoul?

That’s one big ass hostel…

Blossoms past their peak now, but still a nice canopy…

And that’s that.  Now it’s time to shower up and catch a bus to Songtan.  Need to shop for dart league trophies, play in a dart tourney, and get drunk.  I’ll spend the night there I reckon.

After yesterday’s hike I got an invite to lunch at the neighborhood Vietnamese restaurant. Enjoyed the company even if the food wasn’t to my carb-avoiding liking.  Drank a couple of Saigon beers though as a reward for passing on the noodles.

I thought I had dinner plans with a friend for some Samgyapsal, but I kinda sorted got stood up.  I was pretty disappointed because I’ve had a hankering for some grilled pork belly for quite awhile.  Sadly that is just not something you can do by yourself.  So I wound up drinking my blues away.  Started at Shenanigans, the moved up the Hill for a few more gin and sodas at Grand Ol’ Opry.  There’s a bar upstairs called East and West that features classic rock music, so I gave it a try.  It was pretty nice.

I left East and West and crossed the street to Debut Bar. It was the last night at the Hooker Hill location so I wanted to say farewell to Polly.

Obviously, I wasn’t the only one with that idea. Polly treated us to a round of drinks and we wished her “cheers” in the future…

I was very drunk after Debut and discretion being the better part of valor and all I made my way home.  And spent some time on the floor.  I’ve got to stop doing that!  I’m sure it’s the gin.  I just can’t handle it like I do the beer.  The things I have to tolerate just to lose some weight.

Woke up too early (got to remember to turn the sound off on my phone, although truthfully I was too drunk to even plug in the charger last night). Anyway, I like to make something in the Crock Pot on Sundays, so I set about making a pot roast…

added in some carrots…

…and celery…

…some onion…

…then poured on my “secret” blend of herbs and seasoning…

…then set the timer for 9 hours and prepared for my Han river hike…

It took me an hour to reach this oddly familiar bridge (where have I seen it before?) so I headed back towards home from there…

3/4 of the way back…

…but I took time out to smell the blossoms…

Reached home tired and hungry, so I plopped some chicken on a stick on the grill…

Not pretty, but tasty nonetheless…

Now it’s time to shower up and head out for my Sunday dart league matches.  I’ve got to play two today, so that’s a good three hours work.  Great exercise though.  Ah, the life of an athlete.

Don’t let the lack of posts fool you.  I am doing fine.  Relatively speaking.

Internet was out for a couple of days, but that’s fixed.  I beat my arch rival in darts, which was a first.  I’m sticking with my diet and exercise routine.  Still drinking every night, but I’m doing mostly low carb gin and soda as my beverage of choice these days.  Busy at work, but it fills the hours.

Low carb does not mean low enjoyment. Although my sweet tooth is awful hungry.

I got a little lost on today’s lunchtime walk. Then I saw this and it rang a bell…

And finally this quote from an obscure writer I follow resonated with me for some reason:

“The measure of a man is not the decisions he makes but how he lives with the decisions he has made.”  Steve Rosse.

Until next time.

OK, so where did I leave off?  Oh yeah, it was Saturday night and I was fixin’ to play darts…

You can see how that worked out for me–a 12-4 shellacking by a Mongolian named Bayar. I actually played pretty well, he just played weller…

The match was played at Dolce Vita which is right next door to Shenanigans.  I was feeling like a change of pace though, so I decided to take a stroll down memory lane.

I started out at the Grand Ole Opry located up on Hooker Hill.  The link takes you to a post about my first visit there way back in April 2005.  Back when I lived in Hannam-dong I’d sometimes drop in for the beer and country music on my walk home.  These days I’m very rarely up that way and it’s been even longer since I’ve enjoyed the diviest of dive bars in Itaewon.

This sort of gives you the flavor of the place…

The Opry just might be the oldest bar still operating in Itaewon. Customers from years past have left their money as a reminder of their visit. Every wall in the place is covered in them. Hell, I probably have one up there somewhere too…

I killed an hour or so in there drinking cheap gin and sodas (my low carb replacement for beer these days).  Then I walked across the street to my other old time Hooker Hill hangout, Debut bar.  I welcomed in the year 2006 there.

I may or may not have left a signed dollar bill  here, but damn it, a younger version of me still adorns the wall! (Hint: I’m the handsome one).

When I walked in the door I was surprised to see the owner Polly whom I hadn’t seen in several years (it’s a late night venue and I’m out that late even less frequently than I’m on the Hill).  Polly greeted me by name which really made me feel good.  A long time bartender So Yong was also there to welcome me.  I guess they had just ordered up some Korean food and when it was delivered they insisted I join them.  A very pleasant experience!

Polly told me that things were changing on the Hill.  Her bar would be relocating into Itaewon proper to make room for a new hotel.  I was fortunate to get to experience the Debut style one last time before they close in a week.  As an example, while sitting there enjoying my cocktail a group of young people (well, given my age everyone seems young these days) came in doing some kind of perverted scavenger hunt.  One of their items was to take a picture of someone in a lewd sexual position on Hooker Hill.  I obliged by bending one of the gals over the bar and simulating taking her from behind.  They loved it!  Anything to help out is my motto.

Thanks for the memories Polly and So Yong!

I next recalled that one of my old bartender friends from way back when at Dolce Vita was now working in a new place called “Just a bar”.  So I made my way over there for a visit and had a great time catching up with MK.  It was nice but not cheap.  If you get my meaning.

Suffice to say I was very drunk by this point and made my way home where I woke up several hours later on the bathroom floor.  Yes, I got floored again.

Woke up late in the morning on Easter but wanted to get my walk in prior to my 2:00 dart challenge against the guys from Songtan.  I popped a pork roast in the crock pot and headed out. I wanted to get a couple of hours in on the Han river, so I hoofed it over to the Hannam bridge.

Near the Blue Square I encountered this lovely lass. My request for a photo was met with stony silence. I took one anyway.

I discovered that there is no access to my side of the river from the Hannam bridge, so I had to cross the long ass thing.

Which afforded me the opportunity to take this photo. But it also added some time and distance to my walk. I was getting nervous about making it home in time to shower up and get to the darts match.

Got back a little after one dead tired, but duty called.  And we proceeded to kick some Songtan butt.  First time we’ve ever actually won a match in our irregular home and away meetups.

Don’t bother looking for me in this photo, I didn’t bother sticking around after the match. I was tired and hungry…

…and knew this unpulled pork was waiting for me. So I pulled it and had me a good helping.

Lost 2.7 pounds last week, which makes 18.4 over the course of five weeks.  I decided I’d earned myself a reward.

So I loaded up the blender with strawberries, bananas, peanut butter, a little ice cream, and milk…

And this was the tasty result…

Up early today because I have to head over to the Soonchunghwan hospital to get some blood work done.  Tomorrow I have my follow-up visit with the cardiologist.  I’m expecting good things.

Time to get on with it.

Slept in till 0830 after a late-ish night with the crowd at Shenanigans.

Fried up a pound of bacon then cooked my eggs in the bacon grease like mama used to do. Didn’t turn out as well as I remembered…

And no, I didn’t eat a pound of bacon.  I will use to the remainder as toppings for my salads this week.

Then I set about on my Saturday ritual of hiking up Namsan.  I try to change things up by finding a new approach to the top each week.  This morning I walked up through some Haebangchon neighborhoods…

…and eventually came across this trail head…

…I was pleased to have the trail almost entirely to myself…

At the top I enjoyed the view while trying to ignore the hordes of loud talking Chinese tourists. Ate an orange and some nuts then headed back down.

Near my house is a new restaurant…

…not sure what they serve but I’d wager it is purrfect…

Next up I’ll eat the hamburger patties I grilled yesterday, shower, then head out for my dart match at Dolce Vita.  Odds are good I’ll finish the day quaffing some drinks over at Shenanigans.

As days go, this was about as good as it gets for me…

Modesty aside, I deem today’s lunch gathering a success.

Most of the ingredients…

First things first, put the beer on ice!

Marinade on the rib-eyes…

potatoes prepped for baking…

Slathering the ribs in Sweet Baby Ray’s sauce…

Veggies ready to eat…

Banana pudding finished…

Shrimp thawed and in the bowl..

My first guests arrive…my “daughter” Sung Ha and her older “sister” Sonya…

Yesterday was Josie’s birthday, so we helped her celebrate…

My hungry guests. A pretty international crowd..going around the table from the left, Nuri from Kyrgyzstan, Josie from the Philippines, Sung Ha and Han Buel from Korea, Sonya from Mongolia, and Mood (ph) from France…

Sorry, but I wasn’t able to get photos of the actually cooking process as I was running around like a madman trying to keep all the balls in the air.  But everything seemed to come out right, and the girls cleaned their plates.  Had seconds of some dishes, and took all the leftovers home.

It was great fun!

Of course regular readers are thinking “that goes without saying, Captain Obvious”.

Actually, I’m entertaining some guests for lunch today at my humble villa.  This will be the first time I’ve had visitors (5 of them!) so I’m pretty excited.

Here’s the menu I’ve crafted for the event:

Appetizers
Celery and Carrots with Ranch Dressing
Shrimp with Cocktail Sauce
Mixed Nuts
Potato Chips

Main Course
Grilled Ribeye Steak
Barbecue Baby Back Ribs
Baked Potato
Corn on the Cob
Garlic Bread

Dessert
Banana Pudding

Beer (Coors Light), Diet Coke, and water.

Hopefully I can pull off the timing and get everything done and served simultaneously and hot,

In other news, I did a two hour hike up and around Namsan yesterday.

I hadn’t eaten yet, so I packed some snacks to carry with me. Wound up only eating the orange.

And it was the first time I got to try out my new hiking shoes…

…as well as my sexy new hiking pants. Yeah, I know. I’ve become a Korean….

All packed up and ready to go!

With the weather being nice the mountain was packed.  Koreans walk the trails much in the same way as the walk on sidewalks, oblivious to anyone who may want to move at a brisker pace.  Ah well.  Had a nice hike regardless and worked up a good sweat in the process.

When I got back to the house I had to shower up and get ready for the mid-season dart tournament.  It’s a blind draw format so you never know who you’ll have as a partner.  I had to laugh when I drew Tristan, the French guy I mentioned running into at my hotel in Cebu last weekend.  Our destinies seem to be linked at the moment.  We played pretty well together, just missed getting into the money round against some very strong competition.

And finally, I came across this establish in Itaewon and thought to myself “I’d need a warehouse to hold all mine.”

Not sure if the misspelling of “mistake” was intended to be ironic or if this is just a typical Konglish rendering…

Today’s weigh in finds me at 253.5, down a disappointing 1.7 pounds for the week and 15.7 overall.  It gets harder to lose as the body adapts to being starved for carbs.  I’m cutting back on my beer consumption by substituting gin and soda.  We’ll see how that works out for me.

And that’s all I’ve got for now.  Stay tuned for a photo essay of me being entertaining…