Sittin’ on the bay

Sitting here resting my bones

My fellow Hares and I pulled off a successful Hash yesterday. I measure success in terms of no one getting hurt and most of the Hashers professing a liking for the trail. A couple of folks lost the trail, but since the vast majority were able to find their way, I attribute the failure to their individual lack of attention. As I expected, there were some mild complaints about the short length of the route, but just as many found the distance to their liking. Vienna Sausage is the Hare next week, so the masochists can get their fill of hardship then.

Not a lot of Hash pictures to share this week, but here’s what I’ve got:

The Hashers gather at the Barretto High School starting point.
And off they go!

I walked the 3.5K to the starting location, then another 3K back to the On-Home at Subiza Resort on Baloy. My non-hash hike was longer than the actual trail. Flatter though.

A Hasher posted this photo from the trail.
The first Hash gathering at Subiza in the history of the Subic Bay Hash House Harriers.

I spent most of the pre-circle time sitting on a chair, taking in the bay views (that first photo in this post was captured by a fellow Hasher). Here is some of what I saw:

The peaceful bay
I zoomed in on the lighthouse across the water and decided to make it my destination on my next distance walk.
I was surprised to see that black blob moving and then realized it was a tightly grouped school of minnows swimming. Never seen anything like that before.
Parasailing seems to be growing in popularity (see the top of this photo). You’d never get me up there.
This one appears to have made it down safely.
Hares on the ice!
Gash on the ice!

Most of the group seemed to really enjoy Subiza as a Hash On-Home venue. Very spacious and comfortable with great views. We did run out of beer before the circle was over, which is outrageous. I’m told that was because the Hash Beermeister cut us off at ten cases of beer. I was not a happy camper, but I’m glad it wasn’t Subiza’s fault since I recommended them as a Hash host.

When the beer ran out, so did I. I got home much earlier than usual (and less drunk), so I was able to finish watching the final episodes from Season 1 of Blue Eye Samurai. Now, I have another series to share my thoughts on. I’ll get to them both soon. I promise, said the procrastinator.

My son Kevin celebrated his 46th birthday yesterday.

I reckon that was Kevin’s birthday back in 1983 or so. Damn, where does the time go?

And then Facebook memories reminded me of that time I was on TV:

A dart tourney in Augusta, Georgia, was the occasion.

Today’s Quora Q&A:

Q: When you moved from California, where did you go?

A: I left Orange County, where I was born and raised, in 1978 because I didn’t want to raise my kids in California. We moved to Prescott, Arizona. Best move I ever did make!

And now it appears I was ahead of my time with more people moving from than to California.

Today’s puns are so bad they even made me cringe:

Maybe Worf should razor a ruckus.
Pull your head out of Uranus!

My sincere apologies.

Make it quick

Another Hash Monday is upon us—er, well, me anyway. Since I’m one of the Hares this week, and we marked the trail yesterday, you’d think I’d have some free time on my hands. But I still want to meet the group at the start to send them off. I’ll leave a bit early for that and get some fatboy steps in for me, too. The trail we laid has one moderately easy climb and is just under 5K in length. The hardcore folks will find it too easy, but thems the breaks. They can always longcut if they feel the need. Here are some photos of the Hares hard at work:

Heading for the hills with Pubic Head and Buddy Fucker
Laying down the powder
Up we go
Left a bag of cookies here
And a bag for the neighbor’s kids
It’s been hot lately, so finding some shady spots is always a plus.
Getting near the top. If I didn’t mind the climb, you know it must have been an easy one.
Me and Buddy Fucker hard at work
The view from here
And the view from there
Time to make our way back down. This portion of the trail was a little dicey. Hopefully, no one gets lost.
Back to civilization at last!
Flat, boring, and paved the rest of the way.
Today’s On-Home venue–Subiza on Baloy Beach.
A view from Subiza.
Work is done, time to eat!
Honey garlic chicken for me.

I hope my fellow Hashers find something to like about today’s trail. If not, there is always next week. Meanwhile, I took care of some other business.

I fed five at Hideaway yesterday, not counting the chicken wing I ingested.
Joy to the world.

Then, it was time to hit the beach.

Sunday on Barretto Beach
Bound for the Arizona floater
Some fellow passengers.
That Navy supply ship is still anchored in the bay.
The banka boat next door.
Swan brought my helper Inday along so she could enjoy the floating bar experience.
A lit sky at the end of the day.

We departed the floater shortly after sundown. Inday had not experienced a dancing bar either, so we took her go-go virginity at Alaska Club. It’s always an adventure walking from Arizona to Alaska on the highway in the dark, but we made it. Then we finished off our night out at Wet Spot. Home for some “Blue Eye Samurai” before falling asleep on the couch. It’s all good.

Time for some Quora Q&A:

Q: Why do retirees flee to Arizona and Florida? I can understand moving to Florida, but isn’t Arizona way too hot?

A: They are both hot, but Arizona is a “dry heat,” low humidity hot. You can also choose to live in the mountains, like Flagstaff or Prescott, and enjoy moderate four seasons weather.

My sense of humor may be a little off, but at least I’m not a dick.

She’s just trying to get a rise out of him.
No matter how you slice it…

Okay, maybe I am a dick.

A sweet adventure

I joined Swan for our weekly candy walk yesterday. She wanted to visit the village of Alabang, located between Naugsol and Tibag. I’d passed through there once or twice, but it had been a while. Swan was involved in a charity food distribution effort in Alabang at Christmas time and wanted to brighten the day of the kids she saw there. It’s a pretty hefty hike from here, but I’m all about the walk, so off we went.

Let the adventure begin
We saw plenty of kids along the way, but Swan brought a backpack full of candies to restock as needed.
A familiar Easter Mountain view
Swan points to the lot she is buying so she will not have to be a renter all her life. It’s a little far out and inaccessible for my tastes, but I understand her sentiment.
The route to Alabang runs alongside the Matain River, where we saw this fisherman in action using an electric pole. Yes, it was shocking!
A river crossing
The road to Alabang
A view from here
A new dirt road to be explored at some future date.
Swan taking care of business in Alabang
The schoolhouse
More happy kids
Harvesting rocks from the riverbed
The bridge that could not be crossed–a locked gate is on the far side. We attempted to go to Alabang from the other side of the river but were stymied by new fences and blocked access.
It was a successful mission as measured by the volume of candies delivered–everything in the bag and everything in the backpack.
On the road to Naugsol. I was bushed and the candy was gone, so we got a trike home from there.
Around 8K all in

After some R&R, Swan went to see her family before they headed back home to the province, and I paid a visit to Cheap Charlies. Later Swan met me at Mango’s for a dinner on the beach.

It was a busy Saturday on Barretto Beach.
I was halfway through my porkchop before I remembered to snap a photo. Sorry about that!

After our meal, we visited a couple of bars we don’t patronize much due to their inconvenient location on this side of town.

The view from Adam’s
The view of us at Adam’s

We had our nightcap at Queen Victoria. I was a little surprised that Swan was acquainted with the bartender and one of the long-time waitresses there. Then I remembered that she and her deceased man would frequently visit here for the live music. We didn’t stay long enough for the music to begin last night, though.

Back home and on the couch for episode #6 of “Blue Eye Samurai.” That’s the one where our hero (heroine) single-handedly kills most of the castle’s security forces despite some pretty severe injuries. The evil Irishman residing there proved his point about guns trumping swords, regardless of the skill of the sword bearer. She’s not dead yet, however. We’ll see how the next episode resolves the issue.

I woke up to another day of life and got down to taking care of business. I’m one of the Hares for tomorrow’s Hash, and we went out this morning to mark our trail. Next on my agenda will be taking care of the Sunday feeding at Hideaway, then meeting up with Swan on the Arizona floating bar. Yep, it is good to have routines you enjoy.

Facebook memories made me sad today. Ten years ago, I played in a dart tournament in Augusta, Georgia. I don’t remember much about my performance, but the memories were of the friends who joined me there.

My bestie, Bridget Werner
And my pal, James Stoy

Bridget and James died within the next year. I died in a different way when Jee Yeun dumped me. I was reborn to live this life in the Philippines, but I can’t help but be saddened when I look back at what was and what is gone. May you both rest in peace.

The daily Quora Q&A:

Q: A shooting at a convenience store in Missouri left 3 people dead. People these days don’t seem to care about the loss of innocent lives. America has now become a nation of death. Why won’t the Congress or the government ban guns?

A: Three people were killed in a traffic accident outside a convenience store. More innocent lives lost in this nation of death. Why won’t the Congress or the government ban automobiles?

Kevin Kim had a post linking to a place where your political leanings can be measured. Here’s where I stand:

Yep, I’m still thinking for myself.

Alright, enough of this seriousness, let’s have some fun!

Indeed.
The world is full of them, Data
Don’t make me vomit!

Alright, that’s all for this time.

Helter-Skelter

I’ve got the power! Now, about last night. Well, actually, it was yesterday afternoon that I attended the wedding reception for Swan’s sister Charm and her hubby, Jack. The festivities kicked off at noon and lasted until five or so. So, yes, I was drinking beer, and no, they didn’t have Zero available. I didn’t do anything stupid, but I was feeling no pain when I departed.

This was my first time at a Filipino post-wedding gathering. Nothing really out of the ordinary, but there were some things I’m not accustomed to seeing at a reception. For one thing, they had a female master of ceremonies shouting into a microphone, which was pretty irritating. She also sang a few songs but had a nice enough voice. I’m familiar with the bride and groom doing the first dance, but yesterday, several wedding party members were also called down to the dance floor, including Swan. Luckily, they played a country song when we danced, so I used some of those swing steps I learned during my time in Oklahoma. Swan followed along quite well.

Not quite at this level, but we had some moves. I think the audience was impressed.

The food was good, I knew a couple of the other attendees, and I met some new folks that I enjoyed chatting with over the course of the afternoon. I was also reminded of why I make it a point to avoid drinking until beer o’clock. When the reception was done, so was I. Even by my early bird standards, going to bed before 6 p.m. can be problematic, like waking up at midnight after a full night’s sleep. I wound up completing my morning routines by 2:30 and then managed to take a nap until my regular wake-up time. Still, I felt out of sorts in a helter-skelter kind of way.

That’s as dressed up as I get these days: no shorts, no hat, no Sketchers. I am glad I made the effort; with one or two exceptions, everyone wore pants.
Table decorations
A well-appointed reception hall at Subiza Resort.
The maid of honor
Here comes the bride and groom
The traditional first dance. What I’d never seen before was the part where the guests pin money on the newlyweds as they dance.
Oh, and Swan caught the “gold bouquet,” which has some supposed meaning that will not apply in my case. Been there, done that.
I’ll be enjoying the view from Subiza again on Monday when the Hash pays a visit.
Post-reception hanging out on the back deck was my favorite part of the afternoon.

Good luck to Jack and Charm. They’ve been together as a couple for nine years or so–I’m sure this next step will be an easy one for them.

Today’s Quora Q&A:

Q: I have lived in 5 states in the USA and I am 22. How about you, how many states have you lived in within the USA or the country that you reside in? Which one is your best?

A: I have lived in California, Arizona, Oklahoma, Arkansas, South Carolina, and Virginia. I also lived in South Korea, and I now call the Philippines home.

My favorite state was Arizona, although I could say something positive about all of them except California.

Korea was a great experience, and I’m enjoying my retired life in the Philippines.

Maybe these will make you smile (or cringe):

In keeping with the wedding theme.
I’ve never been to Paris, so I can’t say if it sucks or not.

And that’s that. A nice long candy walk with Swan this morning that I’ll tell you about tomorrow.

No power

An unexpected brownout here today. My laptop battery just died. So, for the first time in almost twenty years of blogging, I am posting from my phone. It sucks every bit as much as I thought it would.

Back later with the story of last night’s wedding reception.

Pushing forward

So, my big plan for yesterday was to expand my hiking horizons by adding some additional length to my strolls. My bright idea was to do the backroads hike to Waltermart on the far side of Subic town and then walk the highway back to Barretto. I typically tire out around 8k, and I estimated my plan would require a 14k jaunt. Could I do it? Only one way to find out. Let’s go!

And so it begins
1000 steps out the back door of Alta Vista
2000 steps plowing along
3000 steps a leaning trunk
4000 steps village life.
5000 steps branch amputation
6000 steps on the Naugsol road
7000 steps STILL on the long road out of Naugsol.
8000 steps living on the Govic highway
9000 steps on the riverside
10000 steps to Waltermart. When I’ve walked this path in the past, I’ve always caught a Jeepney here for the ride back to Barretto. I was tired, but I pushed on.
11000 steps still in Subic town
12000 steps to Calapadayan
13000 steps to a bar I’ve never visited and likely never will. Back in the Navy days, this area was the place to go for raunchy entertainment. As far as I know, only two bars are left, and they cater to a Filipino audience.
14000 steps to a resort that caters to Korean tourists, or so it would appear.
15000 steps to the Calapacuan market street
16000 steps, and I’m really tired of hiking on this highway!
17000 steps on the road in Matain, and I’m about out of gas.
18000 steps to the Santo Tomas market
And at the 12.88-kilometer mark, I’d had enough.

My original plan was to finish at Sit-n-Bull, another kilometer up the road. But that trike stand in front of McDonald’s proved to be irresistible, so I grabbed a ride back home instead.

I didn’t achieve my goal, but it was still the longest walk I’ve taken in a very long time.
The stats for the day, which includes my dog walk and walk to the bars.

Speaking of the bars, I went to Sloppy Joe’s while Swan did a foot spa. She joined me there when she finished. Feeling hungry, we paid a visit to Myleen’s. And we broke our streak of same-same orders.

Fish and chips for Swan
And a beef enchilada for me.
It appears my date was phoning it in.

We did our nightcap at Wet Spot, where I bought lady drinks for Aine and Irene, and Daddy Dave treated me to a couple of free beers. I was at my maximum capacity of alcohol intake when we grabbed a trike for the journey home. I deem it to have been a good day!

My pal Brian flew his drone over Kalaklan Ridge and posted some really nice photos.

The ridge
Easter Mountain
Olongapo City
Barrio Barretto

Haven’t posted a photo of the boys for a while, so here you go:

Buddy boy
Lucky boy

And now it is time to shower up, put on my new duds, and head out to the wedding reception that starts at noon. It will be something different, at least. Me in long pants and no ball cap—who’d a thunk it?

Today’s Quora Q&A:

Q: Do I have to know Korean to live in South Korea as a foreigner?

A: Not really, especially in larger cities like Seoul. Most of the signage is in both English and Hangul, and the subway stops are announced in both languages.

Having said that, I suggest you learn some common words and phrases, if for no other reason than being polite. Most Koreans appreciate the effort, even if you can’t master the pronunciation.

Yeah, like I’m one to talk. I still know more Korean than Tagalog, though.

And now for the funny business:

I’ll be meeting Swan’s extended family for the first time at the wedding reception this afternoon. It’s my only chance to make a good first impression, but hey, what’s not to like?
I hope she came first.

That’s it for today.

Pushing and shoving

The Wednesday Walkers group hike proved to be quite the challenge despite being only 4K in duration. We traveled out to Tibag to explore some new road construction we’d seen posted on Facebook. Well, they may be roads, but even a 4×4 would have difficulty making it up some of those steep grades. Compounding the problem was the dirt, which was soft and sand-like, so each step was harder and produced a cloud of dust. I had promised to push myself to greater heights, and I succeeded for the most part. Admittedly, my brain was screaming, “Turn around and go back down,” and it was tempting to do so, but I managed to shove on. The section of the hike where we were off the dirt road was mostly pleasant, although some of it was through the dreaded creek bed with all that that entails. I was dead tired at the end, but the breathing wasn’t an issue, so that’s a plus.

All nine of us somehow managed to squeeze into Ed’s pickup for the ride out to Tibag
And we’re off!
On the new dirt road to nowhere.
I was astounded to see how steep the climbs were. Other than a tracked vehicle, I don’t think many could make it up through the soft dirt.
I think I can, I think I can…”
Then, you get to the end of the climb, and the road goes back down again.
But the joke is on you if you think the worst is behind you. Yep, another climb.
One thing about climbing that fucker was it provided a nice benchmark on my recovery. I wouldn’t have made it a third of the way up two weeks ago.
The reward for a hard climb is a nice view.
And yes, it went down again, but there was another steep climb to reach that ridge in the foreground. There was some debate about whether to turn around at this point, but in the end, the group decided to continue on. I told that voice in my head to shut up and marched on.

And then miracles of miracles, just before the next climb started, we discovered a trail going in the right direction. Yay!

This was much more to my liking!
Meandering and overgrown in places, but better than a hill climb!
Creek beds are their own kind of pain in the ass, but at least this one was dry. Come rainy season, I wouldn’t want to go this way.
I always look for a tree to photograph. I had to step over this one.
Eventually, we left the creek behind and did a little trespassing.
That’s my kind of trail.
Back to civilization and a cookie delivery.
This apparently homeless old man made me sad. I left him some cookies, too.
And then our path led us back to the dirt road we had climbed earlier. Going down it was a different kind of challenge. The soft dirt made it slippery, and we all covered our faces to avoid breathing in the dust cloud our steps created.
Back on the Tibag road at last.
Cold beer awaited our arrival at the vehicle.
I earned that!
The path we walked. Unlikely we will be doing this one again anytime soon.

Of course, my day had just begun. My driver picked me up at 2:30 for my ophthalmologist appointment at Baypointe Hospital. I had the usual eye exam then waited to see the doc. Thirty minutes after my scheduled appointment, it was finally my turn. My vision is okay, although I have a cataract growing in my left eye. He said it wasn’t big enough to consider surgery. He gave me a prescription for eye drops and sent me on my way. I got a discounted rate of 1300 pesos for being an old man.

And then it was off to Harbor Point mall. I’m going to the wedding reception tomorrow afternoon and the only pair of slacks I own no longer fit. I figure shorts and sneakers might seem rude, so I went in search of some more appropriate apparel.

Mission accomplished!

After the mall excursion, I decided to treat my crew to dinner. I know John’s place could use the business, so that’s where we went.

We were the only customers, so I guess that made us the best customers.
Swan played a game of pool with my driver, Danny.
I kept my eye on the sun

I was once again surprised that Swan (who I, of course, always allow to order first) chose the exact meal that I had in mind. I guess we really are on the same page.

Pulled pork for her…
…and pulled pork for me. I intentionally got onion rings with mine so we could share the sides.
And an order of Korean-style chicken wings for the table to enjoy.

As usual, the food was excellent. My favorite waitress served us last night, and she advised us she was leaving for a new job next week. That’s a bummer, but good luck to her working in a call center. It’s a step up for sure.

Then it was back to the house and time for some cold beers at The Rite Spot.

It was a nice way to end the day.

I really pushed my luck this morning, but I’ll share that adventure tomorrow!

Today’s Quora Q&A:

Q: What’s it like living in the Philippines? I’m a 66 y/o man I went to Manila and cebu in 2016 but couldn’t stay long. I’m looking for any input I can get from anyone who knows first hand what to expect if I move there. Thank you.

A: I’m 65 and have been living here in Olongapo City for over three years now. So far, so good. I wouldn’t recommend either Manila or Cebu, personally, but then again, I’m not a big-city kind of guy. Cost of living for most things is cheaper, people are friendly, and most places are quite beautiful. I laugh sometimes because the part of town I live in is like a retirement community for expats. Nowhere else I’d rather be. Long Time Gone

The Philippines isn’t for everyone, but it is what you make it. It feels like home to me now.

Today’s lame attempts at humor:

Death may not come as slow as you expect.
I really enjoyed that movie.

Okay, I’m running late for my beer o’clock appointment. See you tomorrow!

Sweet as pie

My Tuesday started with a slice of Myleen’s pumpkin pie and a cup of coffee.

This will be a quick post this afternoon. Just now back from the Wednesday Walkers group hike, and I’ve got to eat and shower, then head to Olongapo for a visit to the eye doctor. Not much to report anyway, just the normal Tuesday routines. Another grocery shopping excursion to Royal to restock the shelves and an evening on Baloy Beach.

Started out on the Kokomo floating bar
I fed the crew brownies again.
The water was rougher than usual, even splashing up on the deck with enough frequency that we needed to move to the other side of the bar.
The view from our new seats. That’s owner Steve on the right.
And that girl that lives in my house.
And my favorite part of being on the water
Heading back ashore

Next stop was Treasure Island for some dinner. I was very surprised when Swan ordered a Philly cheesesteak sandwich. That’s what I was planning to choose as well. I guess great minds truly do think alike.

We both enjoyed our delicious sandwiches.

Swan’s sister Charm is getting married on Friday, so she needed to leave after our meal and attend a bridal party at the Klimax Bar in Barretto.

Charm and Swan at said party

I finished my night out on Baloy with a beer at my old haunt, the Snackbar.

And naturally, I treated my old waitress friends there with a lady drink. It was nice to see everyone again.

And then it was home and in bed shortly thereafter. Not a bad day at all.

Swan would never ask me to do any such thing, of course. She is pretty strict on limiting my ice cream consumption, though.

Today’s Quora Q&A:

Q: Now that you have retired do you ever wonder about the “path(s) not taken” as you look back at your life?

A: Not really, because the paths I did take led me to places beyond my wildest imagination. It always seemed to me that the disappointments (like missing out on a job promotion) left me in a position for something even better later on. I don’t know; maybe I’m just lucky.

Having said that, if I could go back in time for some do-overs, there are definitely things I would have done differently. But that’s life.

I wrote about one of the crossroads in my life that changed everything on my blog a while back. If you are interested, you can give it a read here: Blast from the Past-The Road Not Taken

One of those rare occasions where I link to LTG on social media. Speaking of which, Swan asked me for my blog address last night. So, I guess I have another reader now. Welcome, Sweetheart.

An extra dose of humor today:

I’ve heard of people being nickeled and dimed to death.
You can say that again!
You must be getting tired of fighting. Whip it out and stick it in!

Gotta go. A tough hike today to tell you about tomorrow.

I’m not as good as I once was

But I was good enough yesterday to complete the Hash trail without any breathing difficulties. It’s been too long since I could say that. I did the short trail (around 5K), which included two moderate climbs. The ups are never easy for me, but it is nice not to feel like you are going to die while doing them. So, I am making progress, one step at a time!

The Hash began at the VFW and passed through Alta Vista, so I joined the trail there.

I took the purple path.
There go the runners
And here come the slowpokes
Down we go
Two paths diverged in the woods…
And I took the short one. My regular group continued on the long trail and made their own shortcut later. I wanted to stick with this one, so we parted ways.
What’s that behind me?
Ah, a couple of out-of-towners. I wound up being their guide.
A valley view
Rockin’ it
On the rocks
Hitting a rock wall. I hadn’t done this trail in quite some time, but it led back up to Alta Vista, and then the short trail followed a good portion of the familiar My Bitch route.
On the Bitch
A tree I liked along the way
Mountain Mama Onelia’s place…
Um, anyone up for a lonely picnic?
Where the short and long trails Cum Together again.
Some of the long trail guys catching up with us short trailers.
One of my cookie deliveries…
A bay view
Let’s go thataway
Some sidewalk walkin’
And back on the road. I got my two tourists down safe and sound.
On Home at the Roadhouse (formerly Blue Butterfly)
My route from above

I really enjoyed this trail. It was short, and I didn’t have to take shortcuts (other than the first half-kilometer from the VFW to Alta Vista). Some parts were familiar, some I hadn’t done for a while. But as I said, the best part was hiking again and feeling good while doing so. So much more fun that way!

I also participated in the after Hash at It Doesn’t Matter for the first time in quite a while. The kitchen there has reopened, so I gave their BLT sandwich a try.

Not bad for pub fare.

After I’d had my fill of beers, I headed for home. Stopped by Myleen’s for some takeout desserts, then grabbed my trike. I settled onto the couch with my sweetie and some apple pie a la mode. Then watched episode #5 of Blue Eye Samurai. Well, most of it anyway.

I’ll have to rewind and see what I missed.

Facebook memories reminded me that five years ago I was marching strong:

That’s about double my average output this last year or two.

I’m not sure I’ll be replicating that distance regularly, but I have some plans to push myself a little harder, starting with my solo Thursday hike. Stay tuned!

Also, Facebook showed me a picture I’d posted from my glory days back in the early 70s.

If I only knew then what I know now. I’d be a billionaire, for one thing.

I’m still alive and kicking fifty-plus years later, so I reckon I beat the odds and overcame a lot of those bad life choices. I’m going to keep that up for as long as I can!

Quora Q&A time:

Q: Would a millionaire in his 60s get hot girls in their 20s easily?

A: I am not a millionaire. I am 65 years old, and I routinely “get” hot girls in their 20s (although honestly, I prefer women in their 30s) easily. It is simply a matter of helping each other out—they have needs, I have needs. I take care of them; they take care of me. Win-Win.

Not anymore, of course. Live and learn. Or maybe I just got lucky.

How about these?

If Deanna were Filipina, you might be dead now, Riker.
Lots of women in my lifetime have called me a big dick.

Anyway, it’s all good. My Tuesday evening routine of heading to Baloy Beach and the Kokomo floating bar is coming up next. I could get used to normalcy again!

I wound up living longer than you did, Toby. Thanks for the music along the way.

Back on the road again

I nailed it!

Yesterday was the first day of getting back to my old ways, and it all seemed to go well. So, if you’ve been missing photos from my hikes, get ready to enjoy the ones I’ll be sharing in this post. Swan and I did our weekly Sunday morning candy walk and it was, dare I say it, a sweet experience. *ahem*

Swan’s reaction to my puns as we head out.
Let’s do this!

(sorry about the Galaxy watermarks on the photos. I hadn’t noticed that my phone settings reverted back, but I’ve turned off that feature again)

We ran into the split of long and short trails for today’s Hash trail. I’ll be back later today to do the short one.
The candy dispenser
Walking the quiet streets of Marian Hills
A couple of our regulars
This made me laugh…one girl is holding two bottles of Red Horse beer, and the other has a bag full of cigarettes. I’m sure they were running an errand for mommy and daddy, and the Sari-Sari stores don’t ask for ID.
Come and get it!
Swan made them happy with her goody bag.
Crossing Bridge #1. This is the one you can see from my house.
That’s it, as seen from my patio (I zoomed in a little). It’s one lane trafficked by pedestrians, trikes, cars, and heavy trucks. It is always busy because it is the ONLY vehicle access to all those San Isidro neighborhoods on this side of the river (Bridge 2 and 3 is for walkers.
The blue arrow is Bridge #1. Everything to the right of the river is accessed by this bridge. (the red line is our path handing out candy)
Do you see any potential problems here?
I’m careful walking across this bridge, I wouldn’t want to drive on it. So, I’m thinking, when this bridge collapses, what’s going to happy to all the people who live on the other side?
Ah, there is your answer. Based on Swan’s translation, there are plans for future repairs and that residents can expect to be inconvenienced. Yep, that’s one way to put it.
Back to work
Guard puppies
The further we go, the lighter the load.
6.5K on yesterday’s journey.
Yep, walking outdoors is an important part of my life. I want to keep on keepin’ on.

It had been days since my last bar visit, and I remedied that with my Sunday feeding for the Hideaway girls. They were down to three yesterday. Saves me money, but still sad to see this bar going downhill so fast. I’m not sure what the answer might be that would turn the place around. A classic catch-22; you can’t pay for staff without customers and customers won’t come to an empty bar.

My other Sunday tradition after Hideaway is to make a beeline for the beach.

And there it be.
And here comes my ride to the floating bar.
The view, the breeze, and the cold beer, what more could I ask for?
Swan arrived a few minutes after I did and brought her brother, John, along to enjoy the experience. Does that make her a Swan sandwich on John bread?
The view from here.
And then this happened.
The end of the day has arrived.

We departed shortly after the sun did and made our way back home via a tricycle. I watched episode #3 of “Blue Eye Samurai,” and it was the most intense so far. An animated adult drama (this episode prominently featured brothels) set in Japan wouldn’t normally be my thing, but I’m enjoying this one.

Until yesterday, it had been a week since I’d managed to break the 10,000-step barrier.

Mission accomplished!

I’ll have a hill or two to challenge me on today’s Hash, and it will be interesting to see how I handle those. I’ve been doing better on the neighborhood inclines and am feeling stronger, so hopefully, I’m on the road to restoration.

Today’s Quora Q&A:

Q:  Do people ever need to take out a loan to receive a new organ?

A: It depends on how expensive it is. I don’t have an organ, but when I was shopping for a piano, I went with a baby grand and I had to borrow the money to pay for it.

Yeah, I know. For a stupid shit I can be a real smartass sometimes.

How about these?

Then why don’t more people see death coming?
Well, speaking as a former HR manager, I declare Mr. Spock a humorless snowflake.

To be clear, in my professional life I didn’t bring my bad jokes to the office. Got in trouble once for something I said here on the blog (called Mohammed a pedophile), but I maintain that was historically accurate (he married a twelve-year-old). Still, I concede it was insensitive. Sorry, not sorry.

Back tomorrow with the Hash report. Thanks for coming by!

Taking it to the Max

A nice finish to a nothing day with a visit to my friend Max’s place. He was having a going away get-together before he leaves for work in Germany next week. I’d only been to his house once before and he’s been busy making improvements since then. It is also part way up a hill with no vehicle access (other than a motor scooter) so I even got to give my lungs a test walking there. They passed!

Our gracious host Max providing a little Dutch treat. That area in the background is his next project–he’s having a swimming pool built. In the foreground, Laarni (Max’s wife) is preparing some of the grilled meat (liempo) for our snacking pleasure.
The view from Max’s front porch is quite impressive.
The recently completed dirty kitchen
Hanging out at the party. Max’s Filipino relatives were also in attendance. And look on that plate, by golly, that’s lumpia!
And, of course, after enough alcohol was consumed, some karaoke broke out. (those five SML cans are mine, and I wasn’t done yet).
So, yes, I participated in the singing, contributing my usual repertoire of Patsy Cline, Bee Gees, and Marty Robbins. When I was coerced into singing a fourth song (we were all taking turns), I chose “Lola” by the Kinks. When I was done, Max pointed out that one of his relatives in attendance is a bakla. Oops!
A nice night out with my sweet Swan.
The night view from the porch.

It was a little tricky getting down from Max’s in the dark, but with two phone flashlights, we managed. Stopped by Sit-n-Bull and grabbed a pecan pie to bring home with us. Settled onto the couch, and watched episode #3 of Blue Eye Samurai. A fine way to end the evening.

The number varies depending on the beer…fewer SM Lights or more San Mig Zeros.

And today starts a new week and my attempt to return to normalcy.

We started things off with the morning dog walk and that went well.

Then we did a 6.5K candy walk that included some stairs. I held out pretty well doing that, too. So, next, I’m going to see how it goes at the Hash tomorrow.

Maybe it’s a little too soon for this, but it gave me a chuckle:

Yeah, I’m probably going to hell for this one.

Let’s do the Quora Q&A:

Q: What are the most embarrassing reasons someone got fired in your company?

A: When I worked for the Postal Service, a postmaster got caught being intimate with one of his clerks inside the walk-in safe. He was fired for what we called having “safe sex”.

True story!

And now for these:

I am hesitant to comment.
I’m reminded of the time my ex-girlfriend and I were taking a boat trip to one of the islands. She didn’t know how to swim, and when the water started getting rough, she asked me, “John, if the boat were sinking and there was only one life jacket, what would you do?” I answered, “I’d really miss you.” Not sure why she broke up with me. (And yes, that’s one of my jokes)

Alright, back to my quest for normalcy. I did the walk today and will soon head out for the Sunday Hideaway feeding. After that, I’ll do my weekly visit to the Arizona floating bar. I’m going to live it while I got it!

That was a 1st

And now, I’ll take a 2nd to explain.

I didn’t walk again yesterday. Maybe I’m just making excuses, but I decided to give it a rest and hope the new meds kick in and start making a difference. I used my new pocket inhaler during the dog walk, and it did seem to help with the breathlessness attack I was suffering. I took today off as well, but I will definitely be out again tomorrow for the candy walk with Swan.

Yesterday was payday for my helpers and for a couple of others I’m helping. I’m able to use wire transfer services for this task, which keeps it simple–it’s never been easier to spread the wealth! My main charity projects are the mountain mama and her kids and Mary, the student I provide with the cash to continue her education. Of course, these days, I only get the satisfaction that comes from helping those in need, and that’s enough.

Feeding the family and paying the bills.

I didn’t leave the ‘hood yesterday, but I did go next door for a nice evening with neighbors.

Martin and his lovely wife, Jossie, were our gracious hosts.
The homemade goodies Jossie prepared for us were delicious.
Let’s eat!
A nice view from the balcony upstairs

I’d never been inside Martin’s place before and it was amazing. I was especially envious of his downstairs bathroom:

I’d enjoy soaking in that tub/jacuzzi.
He also has a game room with a pool table and dart board.

From the downstairs patio looking up. I want to get some lights like that for The Rite Spot.
We had a good time drinking beer and chatting the night way.

And my non-bar fun is not over yet. Tonight, I’ll be visiting my Dutch friend Max’s place to participate in a going away party. Max is heading back to the Netherlands for a few months. Look at me having an actual social life. Who’d a thunk it?

Oh, and it turns out my Aussie neighbor Allen reads my blog. Nice to see you again last night!

That’s Allen in the white shirt. You are famous now, mate!

We talk about grammar and punctuation here (and my being a bad example for both), but spacing is important, too.

A sign of the times?

Let’s do the Quora Q&A:

Q: How would you prefer to die if given the choice?

A: Peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. The passengers in his car that day died screaming in fear.

Thousands of comedians out of work and I’m trying to funny? Ah, well. How about these:

That’s plum good.
I’ll get back to you on that.

I’m planning on resuming my normal routines tomorrow. Hopefully, I’ll be better than I was. Either way, I’ll do the best that I can do. Stick around and see what happens.

Leap forward and March on!

Some days it sure does feel that way

February ended with a leap, and I landed here in March. Here’s how I spent that extra day:

The doctor’s visit took place in typical Filipino fashion. As I’ve mentioned before, you can’t make an actual appointment. You call the hospital, find out what hours the doctor will be in, and get there early. Once you arrive, you get put on a list and wait your turn on a first come, first served basis. The pulmonary doc I needed to see was scheduled to arrive at 2:30. Swan has a friend who works at the hospital, and she kindly added me to the top of the list, saving me from having to arrive early to reserve my place in line. And yes, some money did change hands when we arrived.

Anyway, the plan was to leave the house a little after 1:00, walk to the highway, catch a Jeepney to SBMA, and then walk the two blocks to Baypointe Hospital. As we stepped out the door, our neighbor Martin and his wife were pulling out of the driveway. It turns out they were heading to Royal for some shopping, and they dropped us off right in front of the hospital. Much more comfortable than a Jeepney ride on a hot day. We did arrive earlier than necessary, but better early than late.

One of the procedures is having your vitals checked before seeing the doctor. When the clinician was surprised to see my oximeter reading of 92, I laughed and said it was 88 this morning. Anyway, I did the pursed lips breathing thing for a couple of minutes and got it up to 95, so he was satisfied. With the extra time, I went down the hall to see about getting my head examined–or at least my eyes. I have an appointment (yes, I was happy to discover they schedule appointments!) with the doc who did my cataract surgery for Wednesday.

So, it was a bit after 2:00 now and I settled into a chair in the hallway outside the doctor offices. 2:30 arrives, and still no doctor. I sent my helper to inquire about his whereabouts, and she reported back that “he was on his way.” Three o’clock and still no sign of him, so I’m getting frustrated. My helper reports back that he is finishing up his rounds at Gordon Hospital in Olongapo and will be here soon. I was frustrated and pissed, but had invested too much time and effort to bail out now. Dr. DeJesus eventually appeared a bit after 3:30. And I was the first to get in!

The doctor reviewed notes from my previous pulmonary visit as I recounted the symptoms I’ve been experiencing. His first words were a little disconcerting, “You do understand that COPD is a progressive disorder.” Um, yeah. That’s why I made the lifestyle changes to slow it’s progress. So, he wrote out a list of several new prescriptions that will hopefully clear the mucus from my lungs, and help open my breathing passages so I get more oxygen in my bloodstream. He also gave me script for a pocket inhaler to use in emergencies. I showed him the one I’ve been carrying for that purpose and he advised it was wrong because it takes too long to be effective during a breathing attack.

Salbutamol in my pocket for those breathless moments
And my oxygen tank at home when my lungs need some extra air.

Dr. DeJesus also recommended that I purchase an oxygen concentrator for home use. It’s on my shopping list.

The visit was completed within thirty minutes of the doctor’s late arrival. He apologized for the tardiness, so I’ll give him that at least. We took a taxi to Barretto from the hospital and had the driver drop us off at Papagayo, a nice beach resort in town. They were having a celebration to commemorate the 71st anniversary of their founding. How often do you get to eat at a place that is older than you are?

I hadn’t been to Papagayo in quite a while, too fraught with memories of the times I spent there with my previous love at her favorite restaurant. Good food, beachside tables, and friendly staff is how I recall the experience.

The company was nice, too. Well, those days are long gone, over two years ago now. And things turned out okay for me in the end.

Right when we sat down, here came Dr. Jo and hubby Chris and they joined us at our table. It was weird seeing my other doctor unexpectedly. I assured her I hadn’t been cheating. She laughed, and I shared the prescriptions Dr. DeJesus had provided. She didn’t see any issues but made suggestions for a couple of tweaks. Then we got down to the business we had come for.

They were offering a special anniversary menu with all selections being only 71 pesos ($1.40), which is a real bargain. The mechanics listed for the event were a tad off-putting, especially the one that required you to “pay as you go.”

The other shocking thing was the price of a beer–160 pesos, by far the most expensive beer in town. I don’t remember the beers here being anywhere near that much before, so I suspect they upped the price to help cover the undercharging on food.

I had a chicken enchilada…
…and a beef burrito with Mexican rice.

My oh my, was I in for a shock. Served on paper plates with plastic forks. But the real issue was the quality was WAY down. There was more rice in my enchilada than chicken. It seems they weren’t reducing the price on their regular items, the made their regular items cost less to make. A Mexican-American Hash buddy was eating at a nearby table, and he declared it the worst Mexican food he had experienced.

People were rolling in for the big event, including neighbor Jeff and a couple of his friends. We were all disappointed in the overall lack of quality and slow service. I get the idea of the 71 pesos for 71 years promotion, but they probably lost future customers by cutting corners.

You can see how happy we all look.
The founding mother of Papagayo stopped by our table to greet us. I doubt she had a clue as to what was happening.

Anyway, I was not going to stick around drinking 160 peso beers, so we said farewell to our friends and headed out. Appropriately enough, we made Cheap Charlies our next stop (55 peso beer). Then we did our nightcap at Wet Spot. I saved money there, too, because Aine was “booked” by a customer. And that was how I celebrated the extra day in February.

Speaking of restaurants, John had a worrisome post this morning on Facebook:

need help

We’ve been surviving for 7 years in Barretto without any problem, but ever since I’ve been sick, it’s gone down hill. I spend little over $2000 USD per month for my medical overall and I don’t make that much.

I am designing lunch specials inexpensively hope I can sell my food in volume. We use very good materials and hope you can find value in our meal. All are p295 except steak. Also, I will continue Aussie steak at p495 for lunch special. P495 is really close to my cost and maybe I can make some by selling drinks. I’ll also add tenderloin pepper steak at p695. Lunch special is, orders received before 3 pm.

Within lunch hour, p500 or more, free delivery within Barretto.

Those who have our lunch special or any meals at our place, can get 5% off from meat & cheese department.

I am hoping you guys come by and dine with us or use our meat & cheese department once or twice a week. It’ll definitely save my life.

Anyone interested in running restaurant also welcome to talk to me. The restaurant is on sale as well. I might have to go back and fix my health problem in Korea.

I’m going to make an effort to eat at John’s more frequently than I have been. Would be sad to see him or the business go.

I didn’t even attempt the group hike today. Scott sent me a photo of what I missed.

I’m really looking forward to getting back up and at it soon.

I am going next door to spend the evening with my British neighbor Martin and the other hoodies tonight. These gatherings of the Bryce Street expats are always a good time.

Well, at least I can still indulge my love of brewskis. I’m hoping to be re-engaging my walkaholic lifestyle soon as well.

Here’s your Quora Q&A for today:

Q: Since retiring, do you still set the alarm to wake up in the morning?

A: No, I do not. But oddly enough, I wake up earlier on my own than I used to when I was working. I go to bed earlier, too, so maybe that is why. I do sometimes set my alarm when I take my afternoon nap though.

Let’s give ’em something to smile about:

That dog won’t hunt!
I’m going to start calling my bathroom Jim. Might as well get in shape while I’m dumping weight.
Whoopee ti yi yo

Damn, we used to sing that song during music class in elementary school. It’s funny the shit you remember in old age.