For your consideration:
Senator Barbara “don’t call me ma’am” Boxer.
Congressional aide Elizabeth “don’t call me Liz” Becton.
VP spouse Jill “call me Dr.” Biden.
Meanwhile, Rome is burning.
I understand that there’s a saying in Texas something along the lines of “big hat, no cattle”.
Hey, if the name fits…
UPDATE: Gomer Pyle weighs in…