Where does a mango?

I’m guilty of doing the latter these days.

Swan (Cums Alone) is one of the Gash Hares for today’s Hash trail. It was her first time as a Hare, and I joined the group for their trail-scouting expedition yesterday. I was the only man to go. The weather is “supposed” to be dry today (there’s a light rain while I’m writing this), and so the gals decided to add some off-pavement time to their original plan. That’s basically doing most of the My Bitch trail before descending back down to Marian Hills. Then there will be a walk through the streets of San Isidro, back up into Alta Vista, then down Baloy Road to our On-Home at Kim’s Place. The trail came out to around 6.5K, and I deem it moderately easy, even by my low standards. I’ll be joining the gals for the trail marking this morning. This afternoon, I’ll be manning the beer stop at a Hasher’s new store in San Isidro. Let’s hope everything goes according to plan!

As we began the My Bitch trail, I was surprised at all the fallen mangos on the road.
Then, a bit further on the trail, another batch of mangos littered our pathway.
The scouting expedition in motion.
Here we go again, man.
Honestly, you couldn’t starve in this country. Unless you are allergic to mangos.
The Easter Mountain shot.
I’m no expert, but I’d wager this tree is male.
Nice to see you again, Mountain Mama Onelia.
These kids always come running, shouting, “Daddy! Daddy!” Like any good father, I provided them with cookies and lollipops.
The view from here.
Today’s trail is now complete.
Resting up at Treasure Island after the scouting was done.

Our Sunday evening on-the-town started with ordering birria tacos from Myleen’s for delivery to Red Bar. After dinner and some beers, it was off to Jumpin’ Jacks for our nightcap.

I played two games of pool and won them both. That says more about my opponent’s skills than mine.

Then it was time to call it a day, and we headed for home.

From the September 2019 LTG archives, I shared the story of my lifelong aversion to proper grammar, especially punctuation. Kevin Kim did his best to educate me, but after six years of trying and seeing little to no progress from me, he has finally given up on teaching this old dog new tricks.

Today’s YouTube video talks about a category where Filipinas are ranked at the top in the world. That would be women watching porn channels. Bless their hearts.

Humor time:

Ouch! Well, even if you can’t drive ’em, you can rent them.
I said it four times.
It’s all Greek to me; I’m worse at math than grammar.

Okay, I’m back from the adventure with the Gash Hares this morning, marking the trail. I brought up the rear with the idea that I’d fill in any gaps that they may have missed marking. I often said it is better to overmark a trail than undermark it, but they laid it on so thick, and often today I began to wonder about that. Anyway, no one has any excuse to get lost out there. I’ll man the beer stop since I’ve already done the trail today.

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