85 brave soldiers of liberation were killed north of Baghdad yesterday by puppet troops of the American occupation forces. In a cowardly sneak attack the traitorous Iraqi forces took no prisoners. Among the dead were brave volunteers from Syria, Iran, Sudan, Algeria, and Saudi Arabia. Large quantities of tools necessary for the fight against oppression, including car bombs, suicide vests, and RPGs, were stolen by the traitors after battle. Prior to their murder the fierce forces of liberation were able to inflict massive casualties on the poorly trained Iraqi forces, including 3 killed. Praise be to Allah!

Coupled with an unprovoked attack by misguided Iraqi shopkeepers last week on innocent freedom fighters bravely preparing to attack an elementary school, the forces of jihad have been unable to overcome the entrenched enemy. A spokesman attributed the setbacks to a citizenry brainwashed by the Americans with promises of so-called democracy. “The occupiers’ anti-Islamic rhetoric exemplified by free elections has been a serious distraction that has left many Iraqis confused and disheartened. We will continue the struggle to liberate our nation from the curse of the oppressors, or die as martyrs.” An unnamed source with the Quisling Iraqi government indicated that it was up to Allah to decide who would achieve martyrdom, but that the government would continue to facilitate transportation for those who seek Allah.

Michael Moore had no comment on the unjustified murder of militia troops he calls minutemen.

Actually, I wanted to write a parody this morning, but Al-Reuters beat me to it. Alas, I will never have the talent to play with the big boys in the MSM.

Even for the masters of the media, it is difficult to spin this event into anything other than good news for the future of a free Iraq. But oh how they try.

Cross posted at The Wide Awakes