Out of nothing at all

The quarter-pounder sucks, too.

What have I got that’s newsworthy today? Um, this is me we are talking about, remember? Well, there is this:

Another tropical storm is blowing through. Hopefully, this will be the last one of the season.

San Miguel Zero is back in stock all over town. Hooray!

As if Trump wasn’t enough, now the leftards are trying to say JRR Tolkien was a racist who demonized “people of color.” Um, Orcs aren’t people. And actually, if you read the books, you’d know that most of Sauron’s minions were redeemed after the dark lord’s demise. Anyway, the link above totally destroys the idiotic narrative and redeems the honor of my favorite author.

The Subic Bay Hash is celebrating its 32nd Anniversary tomorrow. Hopefully, this rain is gone by then. As a prelude, there will be a Hash barhop this evening, starting at five p.m. Of course, I’ll be there to support my Mother Hash and welcome our out-of-town visitors.

And now for the old news about yesterday. We did our weekly Decay Dance. Due to the conflict with today’s barhop, I conducted the Hideaway feeding a day early. Afterward, I dined with Swan at John’s place. Then we stopped by Red Bar and Jumpin’ Jacks before heading home. Yeah, exciting stuff, I know.

That air ain’t gonna pollute itself, you know.

Swan asked the woman raking the leaves into piles why she even bothered. The woman responded that mosquitoes live among the leaves, so they burn the leaves to kill the biters. I guess when I see smoke in the air from now on, I’ll say that at least it is better than dengue.

Doing our duty.

There were two incidents of a kid trying to sneak a second bag of goodies by hiding the first handout. That irked Swan, but she didn’t let it ruin the overall experience.

A river runs through it.
The feeding.
Pounding it down.
The view from John’s place.
The owner and waitress were both there last night, so things seemed back to normal. The tacos were good as usual.
Saturday evening on the highway in front of Red Bar.

And that’s the way it was. Speaking of which, it’s my birthday in the August 2014 LTG archives, the year I turned 59. Here’s what I was feeling back then:

I’ve gotten older but I can’t say I’m all that much wiser.  No great insights as I enter the last year of my fifties.  Truth is, I’m feeling a little melancholy.  It’s not just that with each passing year mortality looms ever larger, it’s more that what once were limitless possibilities and opportunities have been reduced to an uncomfortable understanding that this is what I’ve become, and it is all that I will ever be.

Those feelings have been amplified significantly at 70 years old. I lost a lot over the intervening eleven years…a wife I loved dearly, my American life, including a paid-for house, and I’ve become estranged from my family. So, the endgame I thought about back then was nothing compared to the reality of what my life has become. But I’ll keep holding on to what I have; it’s way better than the alternative.

For today’s YouTube video, you can’t go wrong with the Filipina Pea, especially when she is responding to questions from her viewers. Enjoy her unique insights:

The jokes are on me:

Pretty much like me taking a Big Hominid grammar test.
Especially in the dawn’s early light.
Another benefit of being retired, I suppose.

Sometimes I think I might be portraying my life as an endless, meaningless grind. From the drivel I post here, that might appear to be the case. The reality for me is that I’m elderly now, and dreams die before we do. But keeping things in perspective, I’m living the dream in my retirement community. I’ve got similar oldsters who enjoy getting together for a hike, and plenty of places to go in the evening for socializing and liquid refreshments. And, of course, I’ve found a wonderful woman to share it all with, who genuinely wants to take care of me in my dotage. I am blessed.

Still ain’t done

The truth will set you free.

I’m not going to waste a lot of your time today telling you about my yesterday. That’s what the pictures are for.

The Friday hikers took a Jeepney ride to Subic town and then walked the back streets home.
Off we go through the Earth Homes subdivision.
Getting off the pavement and onto a rickety bridge.
Through the fields we go.
Whoopie tie yi yo, get along little girlys
That “house” is a special stop for me.

Here’s the story behind the shack. Now, we only walk this way once a month or so. Kids are living there, so we’d do our cookie delivery thing. One day, we noticed the young mother wasn’t around, and the lola (grandmother) told us the mom had died and she was now taking care of the kids. She was very grateful for the cookies and didn’t ask for anything else, but it somehow didn’t seem like enough. I had a 500 peso note in my wallet, so I gave it to her. She almost burst into tears expressing her gratitude. Now, whenever we pass by and she is home, we make her day with a 500 peso gift.

A small thing for me means a lot to her. It’s my pleasure.
Walking by the dead.
That’s the top of Easter Mountain off in the distance.
Over the river.
Here comes that old fat guy.
Sweetness is goodness.
The last time we passed this way, we had to walk the wall because the path was two feet deep in water.
Local yokels.
The beginning of the only climb on our hike.
The view from the top. (Yeah, it wasn’t much of a climb.)
Nearing the end of our trek, we took a stroll through the Santa Monica subdivision.
Our 6.5-kilometer journey.

It was nice to have Scott along with us once again, helping me take these photos. (That’s a nice way of saying I stole some of these from his post.)

Our abbreviated Friday evening on the town looked like this:

A visit to the poolside bar at the Outback Resort. Busiest I’ve seen them in quite a while.
The view from our perch.
This sailboat cruised by, then dropped anchor. I assume they went ashore at Harley’s.
It must be dinner time, so we headed to Mango’s.
The view from our table at Mango’s. We did the pork chops again.

Swan has a friend visiting from Baguio, and they wanted to meet up with us in Barretto. The arrangement was to gather at Queen Victoria.

The Queen Vic lineup.

A busy night in the bar. Maybe the low season is finally coming to an end. Swan’s friend messaged that they had decided to go out to dinner instead of joining us. No big deal, I’m an early bird anyway, so we headed home a bit before eight.

I trust that recap wasn’t too painful for y’all.

Back to the August 2014 LTG archives, when some days were a little more interesting, like that time JR Pub in Itaewon banned “Africans” to stop the spread of the Ebola virus. As you might expect, all hell broke loose. It wasn’t one of my regular hangouts, but I weighed in on the controversy. I just checked out their Facebook page, and they are still in business.

Today’s YouTube video talks about what happens when you die. It doesn’t sound all that bad the way they tell it, but I’m in no hurry to find out if they are right.

And now for the cringe:

I guess the cat’s out of the bag now.
Might be time to get a newer model.
I see, the blind man said, as he picked up the hammer and saw.

Oh, well. It is what it is. And more is on the way.

Above it all

Hell, even I don’t understand my life sometimes.

Keeping it simple and more of the same ain’t so bad if the same is what you enjoy. And so on it goes.

On Thursdays, Swan and I walk by ourselves. I asked her where she wanted to go, and I was a little surprised when she said, “Let’s do your Bitch trail.” Sure, why not?

Can you spot the Bitch through the tall grass? Yes, that’s what Swan is walking on.
Posing with Easter Mountain.
Mountain Mama Onelia was busy raking and burning leaves.
Back on flat ground in Barretto.
From my house to the end of the My Bitch trail is 3.2 kilometers (the blue arrow marks the end). And from the end of the trail back to the highway in Barretto is another 3.2K.

Seeing this journey on the map makes me smile because it has a dick-like appearance. But it really isn’t that hard.

Oh, and we cleared the trail of Hash mark litter in the form of ribbons tied to tree branches.

I mentioned earlier about the sameness of most of my days, but I do look for ways to tweak things a tad now and then. Last evening, I surprised Swan by starting things off with a drink on the rooftop of the seldom-visited Central Park Reef Hotel.

Barretto Beach as seen from the tallest building in Barretto.
The rooftop view looking towards Baloy Beach (on the other side of that peninsula).
You can see Easter Mountain from here.
That highway that runs through town.
The Kalaklan Ridge side of town.
Swan and her wine.
The table view.

We only come to Central Park Reef three or four times a year, so it has a fresh and new feel about it when we visit. It’s a high-end hotel and priced accordingly. No San Mig Zero, and my Light was 140 pesos (versus an average of 80 at the other bars I frequent). We didn’t stay for dinner as we weren’t that hungry, and nothing on the menu called for us to reconsider.

A parting shot as we headed for the elevator.

We didn’t have a plan as to where to go next. Cheap Charlies is practically next door, and I asked Swan if she wanted to give them another chance. She hesitated at first, but then agreed to do so. The offending bartender wasn’t working, and they had wine in stock, so it worked out fine. As we sat on our perch, taking in the highway view, Swan commented that she enjoyed the laid-back atmosphere and music mix and admitted she had missed coming here.

A view of the Maze bar complex from Cheap Charlies.
That’s the Central Park Reef Hotel as seen from Cheap Charlies.

Lady drinks at Cheap Charlies are 250 pesos each. The max I’ll pay anywhere is 200 pesos. It’s not that I’m a cheap Charlie, I often will buy two drinks at the lower price, but more than 200 pesos feels like a scam. When we ordered chicken wings to snack on, I bought the girls some chicken fingers (240 pesos) to share. So, win-win.

The sun’s goodbye gift.

We did our nightcap at Wet Spot. It’s always quiet there when we arrive shortly after opening, and I had our waitress acknowledge that we were the best customers. Also, coincidentally, the only customers. Others did arrive during our visit, but I failed to re-ask the who’s best question.

Wet Spot had a full stage of dancers despite the early hour. Not that they were actually dancing.
Friend and head waitress Beth took good care of us and earned two 180-peso lady drinks.
Oh, and San Miguel Zero was back in stock, although it wasn’t cold yet. So I drank it on ice.
Beth also gifted us this lovely miniature Christmas tree.

I deem it was not bad for a Thursday.

I’m now in the August 2014 archives of LTG, and I’ve revisited the rare post with substance where I talk about religion. One thing that struck me was how little things have changed in the intervening eleven years. People are, of course, free to believe what they choose, unless they choose to believe that killing folks who believe otherwise is justified.

Today’s YouTube video is from a vlogger I’ve never seen before. The video caught my eye because it purports to be about living off-grid in the Philippines. I’ve fantasized about what life must be like for those people living out in the wilds I hike through with no roads, power, or running water. I wouldn’t last twenty-four hours in that lifestyle. Of course, what this guy calls roughing it is, in reality, a life of luxury compared to his neighbors’. Off-grid, my ass.

I liked them, maybe you will too:

Wow, what a way to go. Sorry, Kevin!
That’s why HR says not to dip your pen in company ink.
Trick or treat!

Time to find out what’s going to happen next. I’ll tell you all about it tomorrow.

Keep ’em coming

A meeting of the minds.

Greetings from my little retirement community in paradise. Some days are better than others here, but I’m happy to keep taking them as they come. Yesterday was typical of my walkaholic/alcoholic lifestyle, and that suits me just fine. Here, see for yourself:

The morning view from my patio.

Later, the Wednesday Walkers convened:

That’s the largest gathering we’ve had in a very long time. And look who’s back! This is Scott’s first outing with the group since his mini-stroke. Spoiler alert: he made it the whole 7K!
And we are off.

That guy above in sandals is visiting from the States without proper hiking footwear. By the end of the hike, his feet were bleeding. Still, he told me it was the best time he’s had in the Philippines. I guess you can take that one way or another, but he seemed to enjoy himself despite the foot pain.

Leaving the pavement behind for a bit.
First cookie delivery of the day.
A fork in the road or a battle of the bellies?
Sweets for the sweet.
Show us the way, Chris.
Another encounter with the Naugsol Falls.
A leap of faith for Swan.
Trekking through the valley.
Over the river on Bridge #4.
The river under the bridge.
Damn, the best was yet to come. Rest in Peace. (I just now noticed how poorly written the sentiments on that banner are.)
Back in streetwalking mode.
Saying goodbye to the rest of the group in Alta Vista and shortcutting up the hill to my house.
An enjoyable 7K adventure.

For my after-hike lunch, Swan surprised me with this:

My first egg-a-burger in the Philippines.

At beer o’clock, we made our way to Sloppy Joe’s. Took our usual seats facing the street and settled in to enjoy the view.

The dregs drinker was busy quenching his thirst again.

As I watched him salvage the remains from the bottom of beer bottles, I was tempted to send him over a fresh one, but then I figured it might spoil the taste he’s grown accustomed to. So, we both sat across the street from one another, enjoying the beverages of our choice. I had to pay for mine, though.

We visited Green Room for the first time in over a week. Manager Jim has now left the job, although the circumstances of his departure are unclear. Owner Dave continues to recover, or maybe it is more like improve, from the ailments that had him on his deathbed recently. I’m told he’s out of the hospital at least. The pending sale of Green Room and Wet Spot is apparently still in process. Sorry to see Dave go, but there is more to life than bar ownership, and he should enjoy the time he has left as best as he is able.

I also had a chat with the mamasan about an issue a customer complained about on one of the internet forums I frequent. The guy said a girl he had taken out from the Green Room stole money and food from his apartment, and when he complained, the issue was ignored by the bar. There are two sides (at least) to every story, and the mamasan said his story didn’t add up. Anyway, if you are a purveyor of bar prostitutes, you are bound to be disappointed with your rental occasionally.

We headed for home after our time at the Green Room. And so another daily grain of sand dropped from the hourglass of life.

Today’s post from the July 2014 LTG archives recounts the tale of how I ran into an old friend and blog reader, Neil, aka Thirsty, at Dolce Vita in Itaewon. I haven’t heard from Neil in the comments for a while, but I hope all is well with him and his family.

Reekay responds to some viewer questions in today’s YouTube video. As usual, he’s full of good advice. My daughter-in-law no longer speaks to me because she disapproves of my lifestyle in the Philippines. I rarely hear from my son as well, but that might be about politics. Maybe one of the blessings of being elderly is not giving a shit anymore. If people choose not to be a part of my life, I’ll live whatever is left without them. It’s their loss, and once I’m gone, it ain’t gonna matter anyway.

Now for the funny business:

That’s some heavy lifting.
Yeah, we are all going to hell.
So many lonely housewives will be disappointed once the door is closed.

Some more earthquakes here in my province this morning, but I slept right through them.

Nothing to get shook up about.

Onward with my Thursday, then. Thanks for stopping by.

Enough said

Acceptance is the first step to recovery. But being delusional was a lot more fun.

Meanwhile, life goes on. Tuesdays feel like that day of the week when there is nothing new to say: grocery shopping, neighborhood walk, Baloy Beach. Been there, done that. Over and over. Rinse and repeat. So, we’ll skip most of that nonsense and keep this post blessedly short.

I do want to share about our first time visit to a new venue: Champs Sports Bar. Well, more accurately, a newly named venue formerly known as the Drunken Sailor at the Baywatch Resort on Baloy Beach. We had gone to Drunken Sailor twice before, and it sucked so bad that we never went back. The owner, who also owns MacArthur’s in Barretto) has been posting on Facebook about Champs, so I thought I’d go see for myself. It’s been redecorated with wall murals of sports stars instead of drunk sailors, so that’s an improvement. They had a couple of cute waitresses, and service was good. Wine by the glass was available, which hadn’t been the case previously. The music was too loud and not to our liking when we arrived, but they turned it down and changed the genre when we asked. We were the only customers during our short visit.

Swan at the entrance to Champs.
Two pool tables, but for some insane reason, they charge 200 pesos per hour to play. I seldom play myself, but when I do, I just play a game or two for fun. I’ve never seen any bar charge an hourly rate before. I do recall back in the long-ago stateside days, some pool tables had a coin slot where you paid a quarter every time you racked the balls.
We didn’t come for the pool; we wanted the beach view vibes.
And our desires in that regard were for the most part satisfied.
Swan taking it all in.
And they might be the only bar in town that has San Miguel Zero in stock (I’m pretty sure that is a vestige of their lack of customers, but still…).
It’s been a while since we’ve watched the sun do that thing it does.
Not bad, not bad at all.

Swan still needed to get her toes in the sand, so we paid our tab and hit the beach.

She’s happy now!

Our beach walk took us past Kokomo’s, and once again, it was closed. So, as far as beach bars go, Champs doesn’t have any competition. We may make Champs a weekly stop, at least until the floating bar returns to service.

Then we did our Tuesday routine of dining at Treasure Island.

TI is by far the best venue on Baloy.
Beef enchiladas for me.
And a beef quesadilla for Swan.

We decided to do our nightcap at Snackbar and enjoy its unique view of the 7-Eleven parking lot. There was a big, big-spending customer there, treating the team to lady drinks, and he had a pizza delivered for them all to enjoy. I’ve seen him there before, back in the days when I used to frequent this venue more often, and he seems like a nice guy.

He’s one of the biggest guys I’ve ever seen, and Snackbar graciously provides him with his own bench for seating comfort.

Just prior to our departure, the MacArthur’s/Champs owner came by and went inside with the Snackbar owner. As usual, they both ignored me. Not that I care, it just seems that being friendly is a good business tactic.

And that’s how another Tuesday came to a close.

It’s now July 2014 in my journey through the LTG archives. This post had me shaking my head as it recounted the time I was admonished in Korea for being too loud. And here I am in the Philippines, where one of my top complaints is about how noisy everyone around me seems to be. Is that what they mean by Karma?

Changing things up a little for today’s YouTube video. It’s a quiz to see if you recognize songs from the 1960s. As bad as my brain is, I still managed to score 100% correct. How about you? (It’s only a three-minute effort.)

And you knew these were coming for you:

Except all those songs from the 1960s…
That would be wicked.
Are you looking at me?

And now, on with my Wednesday.

An ass-kicking climb

He wrecked it.

Yesterday’s Hash trail wasn’t so bad except for that first climb. Steep and slick, just the way I hate it. I made it to the top, though, so there’s that. And someday I may look back and miss those days when I could still drag my sorry ass up into the hills. Live it while you got it!

Things started off easy enough with a pleasant street walk.
Our marathoners were once again leading the pack. They’ve earned the respectful title of FRBs (front-running bitches).
Let the climbing begin.
Yeah, people live up here, so I guess I can’t complain about having to climb the path for the first and last time.
One step after another eventually gets it done.
Did I mention it was steep and muddy?
Come on up!
Made it to the top.
The view from here.
Heading back down.
The descent was comparatively enjoyable.
The short option presented itself and I took it.
A dicey spot on the way down. When there is green on the rock, you may well be in for a slip.
Clear sailing from here on out.
It wasn’t very long, but that’s okay.
On-Home out back at It Doesn’t Matter.
Old guys rehydrating.
Icy recognition (Swan was recognized for double digits (55 runs).
Back up front at IDM for the after-Hash refreshments.
The Gash gathering.

There was some sad news from the Puerto Galera Anniversary Hash this weekend. Several Subic hashers attended the event, as did the Corona Hash group from Angeles City. A Corona hasher brought along her boyfriend, who had never hiked a Hash trail before. Apparently, he didn’t come prepared and collapsed during a climb early on the trail. Efforts were made to revive and comfort him, and eventually, a rescue team carried him down on a stretcher and then transported him to a local hospital. That’s where he died. Honestly, I’ve always been surprised there aren’t more casualties amongst the Hash participants. Count your blessings, drink plenty of water, proceed with caution, and hope to live to see another Hash is how I roll.

In other news, Swan made me another Filipino breakfast burrito yesterday.

A tortilla filled with yumminess.
The innards.

In this post from the June 2014 LTG archives, I recount a journey I made to Songtan (south of Seoul), where I participated in a dart tourney. I find it shocking that a mere eleven years ago, I was staying out in party mode until 3:30 in the morning. I’ve become such a lightweight in my old age. And yeah, I still miss the good ol’ days in Korea.

Let’s check in with the Filipina Pea for her thoughts on some common misconceptions foreigners bring with them to the Philippines. Well, it is what it is, and I’m still here, going on eight years now, so I reckon the good outweighs the bad. You either learn to live with the downsides or you leave.

Let’s get the funny business out of the way:

Not so far—maybe I need to drink more beer.
I thought it was bass ackwards.
This should be a tourism poster.

And that’s all I’ve got for today.

When you ain’t got Zero…

…you see the Light

I’m not sure what’s going on, but almost all the bars in town are out of Zero. There was none at last week’s Hash either. The San Miguel distributor says it is “not available,” but I have no idea why that might be. Oh well, desperate times call for desperate measures, so San Mig Light it is for now. I just need to adjust my consumption level to compensate for the higher alcohol content (5% versus 3%). Wish me luck with that. Queen Victoria didn’t have Zero at the RSL event last night, and this was the result:

Yeah, the joke was on me.

Oh well, at least we haven’t been hit by a killer quake. Yet. I’m seeing a lot of posts on Facebook claiming we are overdue for a massive earthquake on the fault line that runs through the Philippines. The scattered ones we’ve experienced these past two weeks are a precursor of what’s to come, and we should prepare accordingly. Yeah, right. I’m not going to start sleeping under the bed. Unless, of course, I have too many Lights.

Living on the edge.

Life goes on. Until it doesn’t. In the meantime, here’s how I’ve been filling the hours. We kicked off Sunday morning with the Sweets Stroll.

Lovebirds on a wire and a Swan in the street.
Taking care of business.
For some reason, this is my least favorite part of the Sunday Sweets Stroll.
And this walking through the woods portion is my favorite.
A sweet 5K stroll.

Next on the Sunday agenda was attending the Returned Services League (RSL) charity raffle held at Queen Victoria Bar. I arrived at four p.m. and things went on until 7:30. I didn’t take it Light-ly, and invested 2000 pesos in drawing tickets. At the end of the night, all I had to show for it was a pretty good buzz. Still, it was for a good cause, so no complaints.

The big event was the Reverse Draw. They sell 120 tickets at 1000 pesos each, then start drawing numbers. The last ticket drawn is the big winner. My ticket got drawn amongst the first forty. Oh well, at least the suspense was over relatively quickly.
My losing ticket and RSL ID.
That’s Swan’s sister on the right. I don’t remember who the guy is.
The house was packed for the raffle.
Me and that girl who lives at my house.
I treated our table to a pizza from the joint across the street. Yeah, that’s pineapple on top. That’s how we roll in the Philippines.

By the end of the event, I didn’t have anything left, so we were homeward bound. It’s good to know your limits, otherwise I might have gone to the karaoke joint next door.

Moving forward through June 2014 in the LTG archives, I pay a Father’s Day tribute of sorts to my dad in this post.

“Papa writes to Johnny, but Johnny can’t come home.”

My dad made it to 83 despite his lifetime of beer drinking and smoking. Ever since I turned 70, I’ve been feeling like it could all end tomorrow. Today’s YouTube video explains why fools like me don’t last long past the seventy-year milestone.

‘Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.’

–Mark Twain

On now to what I call humor:

It took me a minute to get this, I guess I had my head up my ass.
This isn’t a masterpiece of good humor; it’s about as bad as a pun gets.
That’s more like it!

And here we are again on the cusp of another Hash Monday. No idea what the Hare, Demolition Derby, has in store, but I’ll bring my shortcutting tools just in case. The On-Home is at It Doesn’t Matter, so that will make the after-Hash easy to get to at least. Check here tomorrow to see how it went.

Another day along the way

Still, you have to go with your strengths in life…

I mentioned yesterday that there has been a whole lotta shakin’ going on lately here in the Philippines. Another earthquake yesterday, and this time it was close enough that I felt it.

During dinner at John’s place, I felt my chair briefly rock. It was so gentle that Swan didn’t even notice.
Welcome to the club! I grew up in Southern Cal and experienced quite a few earthquakes, but I don’t recall a wave of them like we’ve seen in the past couple of days. Is it the end of the world as we know it? Stay tuned!

Otherwise, it was just another day in the life.

Heading out for the Decay Dance. The umbrella was for the sunshine. It’s been hot lately.
But the occasional rain showers are keeping it muddy in places.
The kids still come a runnin’ when they see us.
But Easter Mountain is above it all.

We moved our Sunday routines to Saturday this week.

That included feeding the hungry crew at Hideaway Bar.
Joy seemed to have some magic in her hand.

With my Hideaway duty done, I got on with the rest of my evening.

Starting with dinner at John’s place.
‘Twas just us once again.

Honestly, I’m wondering how much longer John’s will be around. Last night, there wasn’t even a waitress to serve us. The kitchen staff brought our drinks and took our order, then headed back to the kitchen to prepare our food.

The birria tacos were good as usual. I ordered the pulled pork sandwich, but was told it was out of stock, so I settled for a roast chicken salad.

After eating, we made our weekly visit to Red Bar.

That’s Swan positioning her wine glass for a street shot.
And we treated our regular waitress to a lady drink, as usual.

Then it was on to Jumpin’ Jacks for our nightcap.

Never a complaint about the service or music at Jumpin’ Jacks. I may need to visit here more often.

And then we called it a night and triked on home. It may not seem like much, but this is enough for now, and I appreciate what I have. I know I’ll miss these days when they are gone.

Onward in the June 2014 LTG archives, and it was nice to remember a delicacy from my Korea days: the tasty egg-a-burger. I do believe I’ll have Swan try her hand at making one of these for me.

Nine years ago, I was experiencing my first visit to Pattaya. Here’s some of what I saw there:

Lovely beaches.
Oddly named bars.
I figured this one would be a safe bet.
But man, was I in for a surprise! There wasn’t a pussy in the place.

In today’s YouTube video, Smart Girl Philippines shares the meaning of some dating terms here in the PI. I’d heard of some of them, with LBFM being one of the first I encountered.

Laugh if you want:

Live it while you’ve got it, which in his case may not be long.
I’ll say it again, Live it while you’ve got it.
It is pretty stupid not to wear a seatbelt.

Now it is time to get moving on with the rest of my Sunday, including attending an RSL (Returned Services League, the Australian equivalent of the VFW) charity event. There’s a big money raffle taking place, so I’ll let you know tomorrow if I strike it rich.

Climb it control

Freedom is worth fighting for, and it is better to be armed than not.

I’m not allowed to own a weapon in the Philippines since I’m not a citizen. Same with property. Not that it matters, if I don’t like it, I’ll just leave. There has been a whole lot of shaking going on around here of late:

Three earthquakes this month. The only one on Luzon (my island) was way up in Baguio, and I didn’t feel a thing. Let’s see if all these quakes trigger any volcanoes.

Otherwise, life goes on pretty much as it always does. My big accomplishment yesterday was making the climb up to the Kalaklan Ridge, something I hadn’t done for a while. I chose the easiest route I knew, but we were stymied by a newly constructed fence blocking our path. So we made a new way up that was steeper, but shorter. So, it all worked out. It was great to be on top of my world once again.

The hardy souls who joined me for the Kalaklan adventure.
Making our way up. Trail? We don’t need no stinkin’ trail!
It was nice getting back to my roots.
Construction on a road up to the ridge from Olongapo continues at a snail’s pace. Rumor has it that the road will be part of the bypass road being built from Naugsol. I doubt it will be completed in my lifetime, however.
Olongapo City
That girl is in over her head.
Walking the ridge.
Making our way back down to Barretto.
Easter Mountain in the distance.
Cookie stop.

It was good to get some elevation on a hike again. Speaking of getting high, Swan came along for my beer o’clock trek to Barretto. We had a pre-dinner drink at the seldom-visited Hangout Bar, then moved on to Mango’s for dinner.

The beach in front of Mango’s.
The gal beside me at Mango’s.
The view from our table at Mango’s.
Our pork chop dinner at Mango’s.

After our meal, we ventured up the highway to Queen Victoria for our nightcap.

I’d judge Queen Vic to have the best lineup in town.

I had a nice chat with the manager at Queen Victoria, and we talked about some of the current issues around town, including the demise of the SOB. The final show is now slated for Halloween night. Queen Victoria also participates in a monthly event with Red Bar and Thumbstar called “The Battle of the Bars.” They are looking to expand the number of participants, and it may one day be what the SOB no longer is. I intend to check out the next battle later this month.

On to June 2014 in the LTG archives. In a post called “Ebb and Flow,” I wrote about the changes taking place in the Itaewon bar scene as the old familiar faces left and were replaced with new ones. It was definitely a transient lifestyle back in those days. I got a chuckle out of this line in my post: “I can’t help but wonder how much longer I can live the lifestyle I’ve come to know and love.  Somehow I don’t see myself climbing those notorious steps up to the bar (and drunkenly navigating my way back down) in another ten years when I’m pushing 70.” And yet, here I am still climbing the stairs to bars in Barretto. The more things change, the more they remain the same.

At least I’m not in jail. In today’s YouTube video, the Filipina Pea talks about the trouble a vindictive Filipina can cause an expat if she feels he’s done her wrong. It reminded me of how I came to discover Barretto. Back in my tourist days, I had rented an AC bargirl for a night of debauchery. We went out for dinner and a show, but when we got back to the room, she didn’t want to do the deed I’d paid for. So, I told her to leave. She said, “What about my tip?” I responded that she hadn’t earned a tip. Then she picked up the phone and said, “I’ll call the police and say you took advantage of me.” I called her bluff, and she left. Later, I posted on one of the nightlife forums about what happened, named her and the bar, and warned others not to waste their money. Well, her boss saw my post and fired her. Then my phone blew up with messages about how I ruined her life and she was going to make me pay for what I did. I had images of cops breaking down my door or maybe getting shot by helmeted riders on a motorbike. So, I checked out of my hotel and caught a taxi to Barretto. I wound up liking it a lot more than AC, and the rest is history.

Humor time:

Better insert a plug while you’re at it.
I’ve got to hand it to her…
It took me a minute to get this one.

Speaking of changing things up, we have alternative plans for Sunday, so we will do our Sunday routines today. So, I’ve got the Hideaway feeding, dinner at John’s place, and some beverage consumption at Red Bar and Jumpin’ Jacks on the horizon. Ain’t life grand?

Me time

I guess the climate changed.

No great insights derived from another day of living in paradise. But I did achieve a new way to dispense water.

We did our morning walk to the Robinson’s Appliance Store and made our home a tad more American.
Our old dispenser was the water bottle on top ilk. This model holds the water bottle inside. So, no more lifting that heavy bastard.

Yeah, it’s good to have something new and exciting to blog about! In other news, Swan decided to stay home last evening, declaring it a “me day.” Well, I enjoy her company when I’m out and about, but I would never impose my lifestyle on her or otherwise insist that she join me every time I go out. Since I was on my own, I decided to visit the bars on my “no go” list to see if they warranted reconsideration. And it also proves I’m not a slave to my habits.

First stop, BarCelona. I’d 86’d this place mainly because they insisted on playing crappy music at a loud volume. So, upon arrival, I noted that the music was acceptable and the volume was comfortable. I also noticed that the place was deserted. I’m used to being the only customer, but yesterday there was only one waitress in attendance instead of the usual half a dozen or so. I asked my server what was up with that, and she told me the others are scheduled to arrive later in the evening. Ah, okay. That actually makes sense; no need to pay wait staff when there are no customers to serve.

BarCelona is a beautiful bar with a creepy emptiness.
It was good to see the old view from my perch once again.
And the clouds on Kalaklan Ridge reminded me that I was overdue for a ridgeline hike. I took care of that this morning.
Looking down at that guy who drinks the dregs left in beer bottles.

As I was finishing my second beer, the bartender showed up, greeting me as she walked by. And then the music changed back to crap and the volume increased. I paid my tab and left.

Cheap Charlies had always been one of my favorite spots, but the bartender saying I was stupid to be upset when they didn’t have wine for Swan inspired me to take my business elsewhere. So, it’s been a few months since that incident, and I was alone, so I climbed the stairs to see what I’d been missing.

Looking back at where I was (BarCelona).

I was somewhat surprised when the offending bartender came and sat down beside me, saying It’s been a while since we’ve seen you here. Um, you said I was stupid, remember? She gave me a funny look, as if she didn’t remember that, and just said it was nice to see me again. Okay, I accepted the olive branch and gave her cookies and lollipops to share with the girls. Then I went back to enjoying my beer and the view.

I noticed these Indian-looking guys passing by across the highway. A few minutes later, they popped into Cheap Charlies. You don’t see many Indians around here. I’m not sure if they were Apache or Navajo.

And then I ran into a guy I had met several months ago in a bar on Baloy. I’d see him around occasionally, but last night we had a chance to talk, and he’s an interesting guy—Air Force vet who spent some time at Osan in Korea. He introduced his girlfriend, a nursing student, and said he has really settled into a comfortable life here. I’m happy things are working out for him.

Nice to see you again!

After wrapping things up at Cheap Charlies, I was ready for some grub. Myleen’s is right across the road, so I headed there.

I had the whole place to myself.
I took a pass on the seafood at Myleen’s.
But the shredded beef enchiladas were delicious.

After satiating my hunger, I was ready to continue my journey to bars that pissed me off in the past. Next stop, Cyclone. Another place that put me off with inappropriately loud music during my last visit. I’m happy to report that was not the case last night.

I had the place to myself during last night’s visit.

Cyclone has a nice ambiance and bills itself as a “sports bar,” but I’m not sure they’ve found a niche to fill in Barretto. During my brief visit, several people popped in, looked around, and then departed. We’ll see how long they last. I watched a couple of the bored waitresses playing pool, and then finished my beer and moved on to my last stop of the night next door at Cloud 69.

It was good to see my waitress friend Sheryl back at work, so I bought her my first lady drink of the night. Once again, no other customers but me.

I’ve never seen the attraction of girls standing around on stage, but that’s just me.

And that’s where my “me time” came to an end. Back home just before eight and in bed shortly thereafter. Early to bed, early to rise meant waking up at 4:15 this morning

That was my early morning view from my desk this morning. Those lights are from the big shipyard across the bay.

A couple of hours later, after the sun came out, the view looked like this:

The bird was eating something inside the flower, but I couldn’t catch him while he was doing it.

Another bar I choose not to visit is MacArthur’s. I considered going last night, but it was on the wrong side of town. I noticed they have outside seating now, which I like, so maybe one of these days. Anyway, it’s a small place and the owner fills it with attractive young women. Apparently, some issues have arisen with other unnamed bar owners, at least judging from this post on Facebook today:

I agree with the sentiment about bars that fine girls for meeting customers outside of working hours. That’s just plain wrong. That said, I don’t think this post is appropriate either.
If you are looking for a place to go in Barretto, here is the updated map.

It’s still May 2014 in the LTG archives, and in this post, I share my deep thoughts after observing the parking lot beneath my Seoul apartment balcony.

Today’s YouTube video features Reekay discussing dental care prices in the Philippines. I’ve been blessed to find one of the best dentists I’ve ever used right here in Barretto (Dr. Raymond Barrera). Much cheaper than what I used to pay in the USA and Korea.

Nine years ago, during my first-ever visit to Pattaya, I walked to Walking Street.

I somehow managed to get lost along the way, but I made it there eventually.

And maybe these will make you show your teeth:

Maybe you can use your wedding ring to fix it.
Pray for a do-over life.
Is an arsehole where shite comes from?

And that’s all for now.

A routine habit-dashery

There is no cure for indoctrinated ignorance, but the truth will set you free!

Over at Kevin Kim’s Big Hominid blog is a post about being a creature of habit. As Kevin says, most of us are, and I’ve never seen that as a bad thing. Now that I am in my retired years with no work responsibilities to fill my time, I’ve developed my own rituals, routines, and habits that give my life some structure and semblance of meaning. Of course, I’m sure my regular readers see most of these activities as boringly mundane, and perhaps they are. But there is comfort to be found in sameness when you enjoy doing what you do. That said, I do try to take at least one trip out of town every month to change things up a little, and that helps keep things interesting. The bottom line for me is that having daily routines is beneficial, as they provide perspective and help keep life in balance. That works for me, anyway.

Things aren’t always the same around here. Today, I got a rather distressing email from my blog host that some suspicious malware had been discovered and removed:

During a recent security review of your WordPress installation for mccrarey.com, we detected and removed a malicious administrator account named “admin2backup” that had been added to your database on September 4, 2025.

We also located and removed the file that created this account, which had been uploaded through a compromised plugin upload request on September 12, 2025. Both the file and the unauthorized user have been successfully removed from your account.

At this time, no further suspicious activity has been detected. Please note, this cleanup was performed as a one-time courtesy. If further malware or compromise is detected on this account in the future, it could result in service suspension or account termination to protect server integrity.

Well, thanks for that, HostGator. Scary shit when someone attacks my humble little blog with only a handful of loyal readers. I’d hate for LTG to die before I do!

So, back to the routines. The Wednesday Walkers gathered as usual at the Baloy 7-Eleven and decided we’d walk the long version of Monday’s Hash trail in reverse. And that’s just what we did, more or less. Going up the original down proved challenging, but otherwise, most of the hike was on familiar ground. Being out and about is the mission, and that goal was achieved.

Only four of us this week. Steve, Chris, Erik, and me.
Heading out on Sawmill Road.
That mountain we call Easter in the distance.

Sorry, for some reason, I wasn’t in a picture-taking mode, so that’s all I’ve got. Hell, you’ve seen it all before, anyway.

The way we were.

Fellow hiker Steve has recently returned from several months back home in Aussie-land and asked to join us for our nightly intake of alcoholic beverages. Hey, the more the merrier!

We started at Sloppy Joe’s…
And finished at It Doesn’t Matter. Yep, that’s an unusually large crowd last night.

Swan said we broke a record by returning home prior to 7:30. Damn, I’m such an old fogey lately.

This post from the May 2014 LTG archives documents a time when I had some staying power. The story of a Korean weekend is primarily told through photographs, so take a look and see what you think. Getting back home at four in the morning seems mind-boggling to me now.

Facebook memories reminded me of a gal I met in Manila eight years ago:

A real cutie, but she didn’t have much to say. Turns out, she had a heart of stone.

Today’s YouTube video features another vlogger I’ve never watched before, recounting how he learned to accept the Filipino way (even if he still doesn’t know how to spell “Filipino”).

Let’s try these on for size:

It’s probably too late to yell in most cases.
That’s bad even by my low standards.
And here I am looking back from a 70-year-old perspective.

Oh well, there’s still time for more screw-ups, so I’d better get to it.

Another first! Never heard this song or of Tove Lo before:

Still plugging away

Or just keep the donkey, but call it what it is — a jackass.

Okay, another Tuesday is in the books, and even more so than the other days in my week, there is not much worthy of note about it. I’m not complaining about that, I’m just glad to be still alive and kicking. I don’t know how much longer that will be the case, but life is a blessing, and even a boring day is better than the alternative of eternal darkness.

I’m not that comfortable talking about my various charity projects because it is supposed to be about helping others, not glorifying your own good deeds. I’m sure I’ve mentioned that the foundation of my giving is selfishness — helping a few takes away some of the guilt that comes with living rich in a poor country. So, I do what I can, and hopefully it makes a difference.

One of the people I’ve been assisting is barely an acquaintance. She used to be the take-out waitress from Sit-n-Bull a couple of years ago, and I’d see her around town making her deliveries. She always had a smile and a friendly greeting and seemed to genuinely enjoy her work. Then one day she was gone, and I was told she had moved home to the province. Several months later, a mutual friend contacted me and said Erica needed help. She had been diagnosed with cancer and required treatment. Well, my charity budget is insufficient to cover the cost of extensive medical procedures, but what Erica needed was a different kind of help. Cancer treatment wasn’t available in the public hospital near where she lived, so she needed to go to Manila for proper care, but didn’t have money for transport. That was within my ability to help, and so I wired the needed funds. For the last several months, she has shared with me the nightmare of medical care at public hospitals in the Philippines, but she wants to live and is continuing her battle to beat the cancer. I’ve been sending her money for food and lodging and hoping for the best, but my gut tells me her survival will require a miracle. She’s very religious, so maybe her faith will be rewarded.

Anyway, she sent me this message yesterday and it touched my heart:

I need to endure, I need to extend my patience, there’s nothing I can do, I wasn’t born rich. Nevertheless, you don’t neglect us when it comes to our daily expenses and our rent, so we don’t struggle here in Manila. Your support has been a tremendous help to us; it’s good that up to now you haven’t abandoned us with our daily expenses. I keep fighting because I know I have financial support, making our living and my treatment easier. If it weren’t for you, who genuinely cares for me, I wouldn’t know who to turn to for our expenses and rent. Thank you so much for your unwavering help and care for us. I truly wish you a long life and that you may continue to help many others like me.

The Lord has not abandoned me in this battle; He sent an angel to me, making it easy and without any worries about our expenses here in Manila. I will fight, and I know I will get better. That will be my payment for all the help you have given us. I will hold on to our Creator; I cannot give up, I still want to live. I know the Lord will give that to me; I just need to trust in Him.

Stay strong and keep fighting, Erica.

The rest of my day went like this:

I walked the highway home from the Royal grocery store on SBMA. I don’t make that trek often, and yesterday’s dodging cars and scooters was a good reminder of why.
The bay views were my reward.
And almost made the dangerous walk worthwhile.

Tuesday is our Baloy Beach day, and at the appointed hour, we headed out. I needed to replenish the cash in my wallet, so I stopped at the ATM in the 7-Eleven. The machine was out of service. We walked on down Baloy Road and tried the ATM at Harley’s. It was out of cash. So, on to Blue Rock. The ATM there was offline. The only other ATM I know of on Baloy is at the Viking Resort, so instead of toes in the sand time for Swan, we walked the pavement to Viking. Alas, that ATM was also unable to dispense cash. I have no idea what is going on with the ATMs, but welcome to the Philippines!

I had enough cash on me for our dinner at Treasure Island, which was practically across the street from us, so off we went.

Swan enjoying the view from our poolside perch at TI.
Chicken cordon bleu for Swan.
And a burger steak for me. As usual, the food was good.
Beach, please.
The island we treasure on the beach.

Still needing to replenish the wallet, after dinner, we had our trike driver take us to It Doesn’t Matter. I was pleasantly surprised that the ATM there was functioning and dispensed the 10,000 pesos I had requested. After a couple of IDM beers, we moved on to the Wet Spot for our nightcap. I had planned to attend the final rendition of the SOB there on Friday, but manager Brett advised that it has once again been postponed, this time until Halloween. Alrighty then.

Ain’t life grand? Even a hollow Tuesday was worthy of enjoyment.

On now to May 2014 in the LTG archives. In this post, I recount an evening out in Itaewon with my good friend Dennis McPeters. Dennis retired and moved to Cambodia, and I visited him there a couple of times. And now he has disappeared. He didn’t do social media, so we stayed in touch via email, but he hasn’t responded for a couple of years now. I fear he has died (he is several years older than me) and wasn’t in the best of health the last time I saw him. My Google search for any news or an obituary was fruitless. Dennis is one of several good friends who no longer respond to my attempts to contact them. One of the sad realities that comes with ageing, I suppose.

From Facebook memories, eight years ago, I was still enjoying my first and only visit to Boracay Island here in the Philippines.

And I found the perfect bar for me.

Today’s YouTube video is from a vlogger I’ve never seen before who tries to make the case that expats in the Philippines are losers. He convinced me that he is an expert loser, but his premise about the rest of us is as ignorant as he is. Yeah, it is far from perfect here, but most of us love it anyway.

And now for what passes as humor around here:

Ah, the good ol’ days.
See? Good things do come in small packages.
Just be who you are. Everyone else is already taken.

Another day, another post. Still glad to be here.

Today’s song was featured in a dream I had over eleven years ago. I even blogged about it.

It was a good one

I wasn’t sure what to expect from our beautiful Hariettes yesterday, but I wound up being very pleasantly surprised. How good was the trail? Well, I didn’t have to shortcut. Granted, there was a long (6.5K) and a short (4.5K) option, and I went with the lesser one. That turned out to be a good choice for me because the two moderate climbs took about all I had in me to complete. That said, I really enjoyed the trail, especially the portion I hadn’t done in so long that it felt almost new again. The trail was well-marked, and the gals obviously put a lot of effort into creating two versions that were pleasing for both hardcore Hashers and old farts like me.

Two of the three Hares: Fast and Loose and My Mouth Is Shut.
Hashers gathered at the start.
And we are On-On!
Let the climbing commence.
Through the jungle.
A Barretto view.
We were blessed with good weather.
And only a couple of potential pitfalls.
If you got lost with all the marks, it was your own damn fault.
That’s always a good sign.
Our On-Home venue was at Hasher Pecker Checker’s house in the Magdalena subdivision.
Chillin’ before the circle.
Hares on the ice. That’s Boom Boom Manana on the right.
The long and short options.

Some after-Hash fun at It Doesn’t Matter brought another Hash Monday to a close. I’m learning to savor the moments while they last.

A little surprise on my journey through the LTG archives from April 2014: a post about my first time meeting the esteemed Kevin Kim. It was nice to meat with you at the Brazilian steak house.

Facebook had a memory for me from eight years ago:

A trip to Boracay to celebrate Loraine’s 50th birthday. Two weeks later, she confessed to being in love with someone else.

Too bad I hadn’t learned the lessons that Smart Girl Philippines offers in her YouTube videos. Here’s today’s guidance:

Maybe these will be worth a smile or three:

Definitely didn’t strike gold with this one.
Something doesn’t add up here.
Hmm, I’d never considered that possibility before.

And that’s all I’ve got for today.

Here I go again

Don’t ask me, I just blog here.

That’s weird. My captions used to be centered under the image; now, all of a sudden, they are indented. Since I don’t know how to change it back, I’ll let the experts figure it out.

Otherwise, things were pretty much the same as they always are around here on a Sunday. Starting with the Decay Dance (aka Candy Walk). That name took on added meaning when one of the kids complained about having a toothache. He took the offered candy anyway.

A beautiful sunshiny day for a change.
This cow apparently doesn’t know that partaking of grass is illegal in the PI. It’s a high crime.
And another one gone too young.

Next on the agenda was the Hideaway feeding.

The crew seemed happy with their meal from Jewel Cafe.
Down the hatch!

And then it was my turn to eat.

Once again, we had John’s place all to ourselves.
I went with the bulgogi, and it hit the spot.

I’m sure you can guess what Swan had to eat:

Yep, the birria tacos were back in stock. Swan was happy about that.

We did our usual after-dinner drinks at Red Bar. Our regular waitress was being treated to lady drinks by another customer, so I was able to save some coin.

The view from my Red Bar perch.
Neighbor and fellow Westminster High School alumnus, Mike, stopped by for a beer and a chat.

We did our nightcap at Jumpin’ Jacks and enjoyed the usual chill-vibe ambiance and good music on the excellent sound system. Swan and the manager seemed to enjoy chatting in some foreign language while I shared cookies and lollipops with the waitresses.

Swan holding court at Jumpin’ Jacks.

And that’s how we closed out another day in the life.

I woke up a little after four this morning and enjoyed this view of the full moon.

Back to the April 2014 LTG archives, and I came upon a post I wrote about a dream I had the night before. These days, I forget my dreams before I awaken, but I remembered this dream enough back then to follow the instructions I was given in my sleep to post seven pictures from Los Angeles. Okay, I still don’t know why, but it is the city where I was born, and it was nice to revisit the memories I have about some good times in the City of Angels. Of course, like most Democrat-run cities in America, it is a shithole now.

Speaking of shitholes, Manila is my least-favorite place in the Philippines. In today’s YouTube video, you can cringe watching how the poor people in that city have taken up living in the cemetery. I do admire the resilience of the Filipino people, making the best of what they have.

Let’s end on a more pleasant note:

You talking about me?
It’s nice to be naughty!
Damn, sometimes these memes are like looking in a mirror.

And once again, I’ll be partaking in the Hash Monday event. A first-time Hare this week, Fast And Loose. I’m not sure what to expect, but she is a fit-as-a-fiddle marathoner, so I’m guessing that if I want an easy trail, I’ll have to find one on my own. We’ll see how it goes.

The pride goeth before the falls…

Loaded up in the van I rented and ready to roll.

An iffy day trip to Nangoloan Falls turned out well. Except for a couple of brief rain showers, the weather was fine. The cloudy skies were a benefit in shielding us from the direct sunlight. The only real downside from Friday’s storm was the residual flooding we had to deal with in reaching our destination. But we didn’t let wet feet ruin our good time. Here’s a shitload of photos from our adventure.

Crossing the river.
Passing through San Narciso.
Arriving in San Felipe.
Off the highway and onto the road leading to the falls.
Off loading in the parking area.
What a difference from Thursday!
That’s how the entrance looked two days ago.
We will not be deterred!
We loaded our ice chests and other gear into the carabao cart.
And rather than wait for the next available cart, some of the group opted to just wade our way to the falls. It got up to my knees in places.
The walk wasn’t all that bad, but it was amazing seeing just how much damage the recent rains had done to the road. The carts had to detour around the washed out spots.
We have arrived at the entrance to the falls.
And now for a river crossing. The stepping stones from Thursday are all underwater or washed away now.
Destination achieved!
Setting up in our picnic space.
Chillaxin’
Some floaters.
And some squatters.
The falls were somewhat angrier than they were on Thursday.
Looking down the river. That’s our picnic spot on the right.
Meats on the grill.
Let’s eat!
Get off our lawn!
Happy campers.
On the rocks.
The view of our group from the other side of the river.
The gals put away some soju.
And I had my share of those beers.

So, we arrived around 9:30 and packed up to go at 4:00. Not bad for an old fucker drinking San Miguel Light (no Zero available). We loaded into the carabao carts for the ride back to the parking area.

Made it!
It’s good to be alive.
Why not both?
The river crossing on the drive back to Barretto.

But the fun wasn’t over yet. I contemplated being home at six, falling asleep, then waking up at 2 a.m. Fuck that. I had my driver stop by the house to drop off our gear, then we continued on to It Doesn’t Matter for a nightcap. The riders in the van were on board with that idea.

Ending the evening with some of my fellow travelers.

As days around these parts go, this was a good one.

On to April 2014 in the LTG archives, and in this post, I tell the tale of an adventurous day in Seoul, some good and some bad.

Today’s YouTube video features the Filipina Pea dispensing her wisdom about the perils of attaching yourself to the wrong woman. Been there, done that. Repeatedly. It took a while, but it seems I finally got lucky.

And now let’s get down to the funny business.

Who gives a hoot?
Give it a poke, doc!
A match made in heaven.

And now it is time to get on with my Sunday routines. You know the drill: Hideaway feeding, dinner at John’s place, and a mini-barhop afterward. Yeah, I know, I’m a lucky bastard.

French Friday

Usually, my life is like the movie Groundhog Day, but every once in a while, I get to experience something out of the ordinary.

Yesterday was a mix of old and new. Another typhoon blew through, but that didn’t stop the Friday group hikers from hitting the road. It did keep me from hitting the bars, but a surprise invite to the neighbor’s house for dinner turned out to be a unique event for me. Jeff’s friend, Frank, is from France, and he prepared last night’s meal. The man is quite the foodie, and I couldn’t help but think of my pal Kevin Kim, who also prepares dining delicacies from scratch and coincidentally speaks French. Suffice to say, it was a great evening hanging out in the ‘hood, drinking beer (and some Fireball shots), and enjoying food items I rarely eat these days.

Our chef, Frank, was busy in the kitchen preparing a menu that included both fish head bisque and French onion soup, as well as a black mussels curry.
The monsoon party gathering.
The gals…
…and the guys.
I think that’s the French onion soup.
The mussels.
French fries (of course!) and croutons.
The fishy bisque…
…and the French onion soup was amazing.
Hell, Caesar.
The mussels were strong.
Good job, Frank!
And believe it or not, we stayed out last night until 9:30 p.m. Talk about going wild!

And last night’s attendees will reconvene later this morning in San Felipe at Nangolon Falls. The good news is the storm seems to have passed, and while the skies are still cloudy, the rain has stopped. Here’s hoping that continues through the day. Oh yeah, last night the group I’m bringing all canceled. This morning, they’ve changed their minds again and are going to join in the fun. Hooray!

For yesterday’s rainy hike, we opted to take the flat and mostly paved Philseco loop. Here are some photos from that adventure:

Fellow joiners, Chris, Steve, and Swan. Poor Steve didn’t think to bring an umbrella, but once you are soaked, I guess it doesn’t matter. I had one, but by the end of the hike, I was wet too.
The slow poke, Swan.
The Philseco Road isn’t as busy as the highway, making for a more pleasant walk.
We only come by here once a month, but this lady always looks for our cookie delivery (she has three young kids inside the house).
Always glad to see my favorite tree still standing.
One of the nicer parts of our hike.
Pond, mountain, clouds.
A sorta sturdy bridge crossing.
And the rickety bridge.
It carried the load again.
Walking in the rain still beats sitting on your ass, at least during daylight hours.
Seven kilometers, beginning to end.

That was my Friday, and it was a good one.

Still climbing through the March 2014 LTG archives, and this post documents another mountain trek in Seoul, this time Bukhansan, one of my favorites. Oh, how I miss those days.

Today’s YouTube video shows yesterday’s storm in full fury. Wasn’t quite as bad in my neck of the woods wind-wise, but we got enough rain to flood the highways. Hopefully, we won’t have any issues accessing the falls in San Felipe today.

Humor time:

She must have a girlfriend.
It’s only words.
Good point.

And now to finish preparing for today’s adventure at the Nangoloan Falls. Tell you all about it tomorrow.

A rare first

I guess that’s old news.

A nice change of pace yesterday. Neighbors Jeff and Davina invited us to join them on a scouting expedition to Nangoloan Falls in San Felipe. By scouting, I mean that a large group of us is planning an adventure there on Saturday, and we wanted to check out what might be in store for us since none of us had ever been there before. It took just about an hour to get there from our house, and I enjoyed seeing some new countryside. Upon arrival, we parked and then rode on a carabao-pulled cart the one kilometer or so to the falls. I’d never ridden behind a carabao before, so even at seventy years of age, I had a first-in-a-lifetime experience. That’s a rare thing indeed!

The gateway to Nangoloan Falls.
I’ve had more comfortable rides.
Our group is ready to roll!
Rolling along bareback.
We have arrived.
Located in the municipality of San Felipe.
Them there’s the falls I speak of.
A slightly closer view. There are paths where you can climb up to the top of the falls and jump in from there if you are feeling stupid brave.
The downriver view.
Picnic area.
We reserved these two tables for our group.
Stepping stones across the water.

I opted to walk back to the parking area to get some steps in and check out the scenery.

My road ahead.
The road I left behind.
The landscape along the way.
Apparently, I walk faster than a carabao, so I had to wait for my group to catch up with me.
Welcome back!
We stopped for breakfast at the FRA (Fleet Reserve Assn) in San Antonio on the way home.
First customers of the day.
Enjoying my coffee.

So hopefully, things will go as planned tomorrow. There is one potential wrinkle on the horizon.

Yeah, another one of these. Hopefully, it will have expended its fury by tomorrow.
Someone posted this photo on Facebook of the highway in San Felipe today. Rain, rain, go away…

In the evening, I took Swan out for dinner at Jewel Cafe.

Pancit for Swan.
And I once again had the tiny filet mignon steak.
Small, but well-prepared, tender, and tasty.

We spent some after-dinner time at It Doesn’t Matter, then did a nightcap at Nipsey’s. And that’s how I rolled through an out-of-the-ordinary day. Hopefully, tomorrow’s adventure turns out to be a good one.

Still marching through the 2014 LTG archives. This post reminded me again of what I loved and miss about living in Seoul. The wife and I wanted to hike, and literally right outside our building was a mountain climb through a parklike setting amidst the urban sprawl of the city. What a life I had and lost.

It’s a dog’s life in today’s YouTube video. You won’t be barking up the wrong tree if you heed these words of wisdom.

But wait, there’s more:

This joke is lame anyway, but the doctor calling it a dick ruins it for me.
Good for feeding the masses.
Easy for you to say.

I’ll try to do better tomorrow. I sure as hell hope this rain stops. How bad is it? Well, I’m not going into town tonight, bad. Of course, getting invited to Jeff and Davina’s made that decision easier.

It’s yesterday once more.

Guilty as charged with arrested development.

I have no complaints about my yesterday other than I have nothing of significance to blog about. So, the good news is that today’s post about yesterday will be short and almost painless. Let’s get it done!

This week’s iteration of the Wednesday Walkers: Steve, Swan, Erik, and Gary.
Walkin’ the line.
What does Swan see?
Enjoying some shade.
The ridgeline awaits my return on another day.
Our 6K journey.

For our Wednesday evening outing, we hit the beach at Baloy. Kokomo’s was closed, so we went to Treasure Island instead. And there we ran into Kokomo’s owner, Steve, and our neighbors, Jeff and Davina.

Hanging out at the Island we Treasure.

When the rest of the group departed, Swan and I paid a visit to Green Room. Enjoyed watching some pool games and ordered some food from Sit-n-Bull before heading home.

And that was that for my Wednesday.

One of my commenters saw fit to create images that show a side of me that does not exist.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Good job, Dr. Greg!

From the March 2014 LTG archives, my first post since returning to Korea and being forced to stay in the USA for thirteen months while Jee Yeun waited for her Green Card to be approved. Damn, I had it good back then.

Today’s YouTube video features a blogger talking about how turning seventy made him feel old for the first time in his life. I can relate. I’m still adjusting to the transition, but my overall attitude so far has been “fuck it, I’m going to die anyway.”

Let’s end this on a high note:

I bet that made her lose interest.
Ridin’ that crazy train!
Put a comma in front of it, just to be safe.

Okay then, we’ll try this again tomorrow. It’s bound to get better.

Something extra

Say it a lot, then.

Let’s get the down and dirty over and done with. It’s Tuesday we are talking about, so there ain’t a whole lot to say about it anyway. The grocery shopping excursion went without incident. Got back home and did the usual neighborhood walk (4.5K).

The seasonal smoke signals added a new twist to the Easter Mountain view.

Swan spent the afternoon with one of her girlfriends, so at beer o’clock I made a solo journey into town.

Saw this sadness along the way. Forty-two is way too young to leave this world behind.

I plopped down at Sloppy Joe’s and enjoyed my first beer of the day. A couple of other acquaintances stopped by, and we exchanged some brief chitchat. Swan joined me there about an hour later, and we shared some chicken wings as we sat and watched the world pass by. When it was time for a change of scenery, we paid a visit to the Alaska Club. Owner Jerry is back in the USA for a while, and the bar was devoid of customers. When Jerry’s around, there are pool tournaments that bring in the regulars. We didn’t stay long ourselves. I suggested Green Room for the nightcap, but when I poked my head in the door, I saw the place was packed. Turns out there was an end-of-season pool tourney taking place. So, we walked on down the road to Cloud 69.

Our regular waitress, Sheryl, was absent once again. So, we were served by a waitress I had noticed before, but never interacted with, named Barbie. After a bit, Swan asked me to buy a lady drink for Barbie. Sure, why not?

Barbie and Swan. Sorry about the poor photo quality, it was dark and I didn’t bother turning on my flash.

If you look closely, you might notice that Barbie looks more like Ken wearing Barbie’s clothes. Yes, Barbie is a bakla. Not my thing, but no reason to be rude about it. Barbie and Swan seemed to get along well. And commenter Aaron knows where to find her now.

To be clear, here in the Philippines, the bakla/ladyboy/trans gals I’ve encountered have not been aggressive or demanding like their counterparts in the West. Filipino society accepts them for how they identify. That said, I wouldn’t want to share the CR with Barbie.

Reminds me of the story about a guy named Tom who was dating a bakla. We all knew the truth, but Tom thought otherwise. I asked him, “Why do you think she’s a real girl?” Tom said, “I don’t know, John. I can just feel it inside of me.” Bada bing!

So, we ended our evening with the girl with something extra and headed home.

It’s still February 2014 in the LTG archives, and in this post, I recount how my brief time on the high school cross country team came to an end. It’s a little sad looking back on it now, considering the lifetime of other experiences. And I do wonder if my coach hadn’t been an asshole or if I wasn’t so stubborn, how different my life might have gone. Leaving high school athletics behind opened the door to me becoming a pothead. Many other bad decisions flowed from that one.

Facebook memories included this post from twelve years ago:

Yeah, I can relate. I never had a good trip on LSD.

There was a big earthquake in Cebu yesterday. That’s too far from here to have had any impact. Reekay is somewhat closer in Bohol, and in today’s YouTube video, he shares some thoughts on the experience.

And you knew these were coming:

Shit happens.
On his way to millions.
That’s gonna cost him!

October has arrived, and with it the expiration of my current lease on this house. No worries, I’m signing a new one today. Paying the rent a year in advance takes a bite out of my savings, but I’m still above water. For now.

Exercising discretion

It is the better part of valor, after all. The yellow line is the coward’s trail.

I had every intention of doing the first half of the Hash trail yesterday, including the climb up Kalaklan Ridge. But when I got to the steep beginning of the trail to the top, I said “fuck this,” and opted to walk the second half of the trail instead. That proved to be a wise choice because even that more moderate climb was an ass kicker. Feedback from those who did the ridge was that it was slippery going both up and down. Kalaklan will be there when I’m ready.

The Hare, Fuck Buddy, gives guidance at the trailhead.
And we are On-On for Run #1673 of the Subic Bay Hash House Harriers.
Reconnected with the official Hash trail and ready to commence our climb.
Through the squalor we go.
On up!
Follow the powder.
The grass is high, but we’re marching on.
Heading On-Home at Bella Monte.
A group of Corona Hashers from Angeles City drove up to join us in their Hashmobile.
Chicken on the grill for the Hashy birthday of Keep The Change.
The Hash cakes for September.
We passed the bucket for Emmanuel, the popular peanut vendor around town.

One of the birthday girls gave me a hug after the circle, getting some of the cake on my shirt. I got a laugh when I took a closer look during the after-Hash gathering at It Doesn’t Matter.

It looks like our Hash mascot spits and doesn’t swallow.

Just living through another Hash Monday is a pleasure. And so was the pre-Hash lunch Swan cooked me.

I’m a lucky man.

As I traverse the February 2014 LTG archives, I am reminded of those days when I watched television for entertainment. In this post, I talk about my favorite shows back then. I smiled when I read that I usually viewed them between 10 pm and 2 am. These days, I rarely even turn on my TV, and certainly not during my prime sleeping hours. Damn, life changes, but I’m still plugging away as best as I can.

Today’s YouTube video wisdom comes from Smart Girl Philippines. I’d summarize it as be careful what you ask for and ask for what you want. And yeah, you can buy it, but as I learned during my transactional phase, it’s a hollow feeling.

Humor me:

Science fiction.
Well, if you get lucky, you can fuck her in the ass tonight.
I think I’ll take a pass on that, thank you.

Another day done and another one to get on with. Keep ’em coming!