Did Phil say koh?

Swan wanted to join me for my Saturday stroll, so that meant I had to come up with something other than the usual Barretto street walk. It had been a while since I’d done the Philseco loop, so we grabbed a Jeepney and headed out to the far side of Subic. I planned to do around 7K, but when we got back to the highway, I wimped out again. I just don’t seem to have any staying power these days.

Leaving the National Highway behind and heading up Philseco Road towards the shipyard
Is there anything more pleasant than the natural beauty of a flowing river?
Tell me I can’t park here without saying you can’t park here
Heading for the hills. We didn’t climb any; we just walked in that direction.
A streetwalker
The straight and narrow
Which came first, the chicken or the ducks?
A brief interlude off the pavement
A tree I liked
At the water’s edge
A slick walkway
Rural life
Bridge it!
They’d be rich in Ohio!
Ponding onward
Passing through the land of the dead
Calling it quits at 5K

We made it home before some heavy afternoon rainfall, then later broke out our umbrellas for the walk into town. First stop, It Doesn’t Matter.

Happy birthday, Vharry

We didn’t stay at IDM long. After a couple of drinks, we wished Vharry the best and then headed to Myleen’s for dinner.

The shredded beef birria tacos were outstanding.
And Swan enjoyed her chicken fajitas as well.

We changed things up for our nightcap and gave Alaska Club a visit. Owner Jerry is out of town (back home at that other Alaska), and we were the only customers on a Saturday evening. Those two factors are related, I’m afraid. Still, we made the best of our visit. I gave the dancers something to suck on and 50 pesos each for their efforts. They seemed pleased. It’s always refreshing to see the girls in a dancing bar actually dancing, even if there are no customers to buy them drinks.

When it was time to go, we grabbed some pecan pie at Sit-n-Bull and then hopped in a trike for home. Yep, done by 8 p.m. on a Saturday night. I’m such an old man!

Today’s YouTube video offers a more positive outlook on why Filipinos are moving back home from overseas employment. When a nation’s biggest export is its workforce, something needs to change. These folks want to put their talents to work here.

Today’s lame attempts at humor:

There’s gotta be a word for this…
What a cat-astrophe
How Swede!

A disturbing post on Facebook from John Kim:

Help. I am at Gordon Hospital. I was collapsed this morning. After a few IV, I am able to type. Still cannot sit up my own. Due to rainy season, I am suffering. Not asking for big help. Order a birger or fish & chips. Feel in the mood for big help, order steak. Thanks

That was yesterday, and there have been no updates. Swan and I will dine there tonight to see if we can find out if he is getting better. We’ll go there after I feed the girls at Hideaway.

Walking it off

There were five participants in the Friday group hike yesterday, and as the old-timer of the group, it was up to me to chart a course. It’s been wet, and I deemed the hills too risky an undertaking (hey, that’s my excuse, and I’m sticking to it!), so we did a mostly flat street walk. There was not much new to see, but I took some photos anyway.

The participants this week
Through the streets of Matain
The end of the only climb
A woodsy stroll
Is that cat on a hot tin roof hiding from Haitians?
Cookie time!
Walk on!
The view from here
Waiting for the slow guy
Down some slippery steps
Who’s leader of the pack now?
The Black Rock we didn’t climb
Something’s burning
A brief stroll on the Govic Highway
Another cookie delivery
Hello there, Easter Mountain
The green wall
They are making good progress on replacing the “new” bridge that washed away in the big storm. Maybe the stranded citizens of San Isidro will be able to escape in their vehicles in a couple more days. They might even finish in time for the next typhoon forecast for mid-week.

I hit my wall at 7K and opted to bail out for a trike ride the rest of the way. Yeah, I felt like a pussy, but it just wasn’t worth it to continue when each step was painful.

Where we were

Next on my Friday agenda was attending the SOB dance competition at Wet Spot. I only attend once or twice a month these days, and I find it mildly entertaining at best. The home team put on the winning performance. At the other end of the spectrum, all La Oficina could muster was a solitary dancer. She was good, but seeing her have to dance alone was sad.

The way I judged it. The other judges placed Green Room second and Voodoo fourth. I won’t judge them for being wrong.
The winning performance
The lonely La Oficina performer

When the show was over at eight, we called it a night and headed home.

Facebook memories took me back nine years to my dart playing days in Seoul.

The best game of cricket I ever did throw included four 7-marks.

I made this meme back in my Pyeongtaek days:

Some things never change

It’s election season, and this is my mantra:

It doesn’t matter how much you dislike Trump the man; he remains our best option for President.

Kevin Kim has a post today in which he mentions the rudeness of Koreans. I had a similar experience last night. Wet Spot has only one comfort room, so naturally, it is co-ed. I’m standing at the urinal, and a woman calls out, “Remember me? I used to give you massages at your house. You’ve gotten fat!” Yeah, I know. Thanks for reminding me. Apparently, she is working at Wet Spot now as one of their GRO/back rub girls. She offered to massage me, but I declined and mentioned my girlfriend was with me. She came to our table later and offered to massage Swan, but she also declined. Whatever her name is looked vaguely familiar, but it’s been years since she touched me. And she never will again. This fat old man is off-limits.

Maybe that was it

And that’s a good lead-in for today’s YouTube video. I do not subscribe to this vlogger, but he makes some valid points. Indeed, not ALL Filipinos are these kinds of rude, but some are. I will say that I’m guilty of the peeing wherever I am when I need to go thing, but like I tell Swan, I’m just adapting to the Filipino culture. And at my age, when you gotta go, you gotta go. The being obnoxiously loud thing is probably still my biggest pet peeve on the rudeness scale.

I’m not sure these all qualify as funny, but here goes anyway:

He must be feeling a tad flushed
That bites
Time for a three-some?

Gonna start my Saturday on the town at It Doesn’t Matter to wish manager Vharry a happy birthday. We’ll see where things go from there.

Close to home

Swan prepared one of the fatty ribeye steaks I bought this week for lunch. It was a little thin, but it tasted good. Buddy and Lucky enjoyed the fat scraps.

I didn’t venture far from home yesterday other than the afternoon jaunt to visit my pulmonary specialist, Dr. DeLeon. My oximeter reading on check-in was a record-high 99, and when she listened to my breathing, she said my lungs sounded clear. I told her about the morning I registered 85 on the oximeter after some, um, strenuous activity. Still, my bigger concern was the occasions when I experienced heavy breathing while inactive and my blood oxygen was in the high nineties normal range. It could be a manifestation of my COPD, but I want to eliminate other possibilities, such as heart problems. To that end, I’m scheduled for an echocardiogram on Tuesday. If my heart checks out okay, I’ll do a pulmonary function test (PFT) to see what my lungs are up to. When I was first diagnosed with COPD eight years ago, I was judged to be at Stage two (of four) of this progressive disease. I’m curious if I’ve gotten worse since then. So, we shall see what the future may bring.

For some reason, I wasn’t in a bar mood at the conclusion of my doctor’s visit, so we came back home. It just felt like The Rite Spot to be, so I headed up to the roof.

A cold beer in hand, music on the squawk box, and this view told me I had made the right choice.
A bit later, a light rain began to fall, but I was safely ensconced under the roof.
A fine ending to the day.

Back downstairs, I tried a dish Swan prepared for dinner:

Something new to me, osso buco. Of course, the Filipinas that live in my house had theirs on a bed of rice.

Watched some crap on YouTube to kill an hour, then called it a night. Another Thirstday satiated.

It is both sad and hilarious to see the left freaking out and pretending we don’t have a refugee crisis. They seem to care more about the claim that Haitians are eating pets in Ohio than they do about the murders and gang violence taking place nationwide. Oh, well. At least it is easy to make heads explode with stupid memes these days.

Her first success!

I’ve never really been a cat lover, but I’ve eaten my share of pussy:

Here, kitty, kitty!

In today’s YouTube video, Reekay weighs in on all the negative takes from vloggers lately, some of which I’ve posted here. He calls bullshit on the notion that things are changing for the worse for expats here in the Philippines. In my six years, not much seems different, for better or worse (other than during the scamdemic). Hopefully, I’ve gotten a little smarter when it comes to the ladies. Not to mention lucky in finding Swan. But if you are sending money to someone you’ve never met in person, then yeah, you are dumb. Rule #1 and all.

Let’s see if I can put a smile on your face:

I don’t get it.
Reminds me of the dyslexic robber who came into my store and shouted, “Okay, mother sticker, this is a fuck up! Get your ass in the air, or I’ll blow your hands off!”
Why do you think they call it dope?

Oh, well. I’ll try again tomorrow. Going to do the SOB today at Wet Spot, so I’d best start getting ready. Hasta la vista!

In the village

The Wednesday Walkers ventured out to the native Aeta village of Iram on the far side of Olongapo for yesterday’s hike. We last visited Iram in December 2023 for our annual charity outreach. A lot has changed in less than a year. A massive construction project is underway to build a solar panel farm. The panels will be placed near the top of the surrounding hills, and new roads and infrastructure will be required to accommodate the solar farm. I have no idea what impact this will have on village life a little further up the road, but hopefully, they’ll get reduced electricity rates (assuming they are even wired for power).

The path we walked to Iram. There and back was just shy of 6K.
In the beginning…
Heading for the hills
Where rivers collide
Over the walking bridge
The straight and narrow you hear so much about
The new bridge and road leading to the hilltop solar project
There were hundreds of these crates containing solar panels
A guard told us this hillside would be the location of the solar farm. We could see some panels have already been erected up top.
We just walked on by. Yes, having more power sources is a good thing, but it is sad to see the natural beauty of this area destroyed. We’ll see how it looks when they finish.
The new road ends and the hard life begins. Jim and Mike helped push that trike up the hill, but there was only so far he could go.
Onward we ramble
On the outskirts of the village
Who’s up for a river crossing?
Deep enough to get my wallet wet. I had my phone in a baggie.
A natural archway
Are you shitting me? ANOTHER river crossing. Oh well, once your feet are wet, does it really matter?
Scott promised it was the last crossing of the day. He kept his word.
A cookie delivery for the hard-working locals on laundry day.
A goat on a rock and a fat man walking
Almost like a stroll in the park
This woman followed us to make sure we found the proper path. I rewarded her with something to suck on.
Back in the village again
Another cookie delivery
This guy remembered me from the outreach last year. I told him we’d be back in December.
The rocky commute the locals endure daily
I’m a bit of a litter coinsurer, but this is the first time I’ve encountered a speaker in the wild.
This made me think of Kevin Kim
Lollipops for the laddie
A Sari-Sari store
We’ve come full circle; time to head back the way we came.
School in session
A nice new bridge for the solar farm
More construction supplies
I’m done horsing around
Back to the car and ready for the ride home.

It was a good hike. I’m looking forward to seeing how much the solar project progresses between now and December. Someone has invested a lot of money, so I expect they will want to have some power to sell as soon as possible.

This was the afternoon sky as seen from my patio yesterday:

Seems like the trip to Kon Tiki on the beach is a good plan

Here’s the view when we arrived at Kon Tiki less than an hour later:

Hmm, let’s see how long it takes to get here
Coming down in sheets across the bay
Oh, and that point of land in the center is the hill I tried and failed to climb on Saturday.
It took that rain 30 minutes to reach us. Once the curtain was dropped, we were good. We shared some chicken fajitas, then made a dash to the Green Room for our nightcap during a pause in the rain.

And that’s how the Wednesday went down.

I posted a meme about the pet-eating story from Ohio and caught a lot of flak from my leftie friends saying there is no “evidence” that has happened. Well, if you listen to what the media is calling unconfirmed instead of what the residents are saying, maybe so. The fact is the government dumped a shitload of refugees in a small town without support. That was Kamala’s doing. I’ll go with what Vance says.

Choose your future wisely

Today’s YouTube video is from vlogger George, who takes us for a stroll on the old Navy base.

And here’s a bonus short my Fil-Am friend, Maksil, sent me. I think the obvious answer must be yes.

To the humor we shall go:

That stinks
If you say so
A dangerous cave!

I’m going to visit the pulmonary doctor this afternoon for a consultation on what may be triggering my recent bouts of breathlessness. After that, who knows?

What a Tuesday looks like

My Tuesdays are typically my most blasé day of the week. No hiking, doing the grocery shopping, and then, later in the day, some bar time. Nothing much to tell you about, so I’ll let the photos do most of the talking.

It was raining pretty hard as the day began, so I skipped walking the dogs. We let them run around some in the cul-de-sac, but they didn’t like the rain much either. Tuesday morning is also my muffin-making time. Danny, my driver, enjoys them, and lately, I’ve been sharing them with “Mama” too.

Cranberry-orange this week
Danny is ready to roll!
Helper Teri and lover Swan ready to shop!
Wearing it proud!
Mama was waiting for me in her usual location. Muffins and money to start her day.
On the way to SBMA
A view of the bay as we drive along the highway
Crossing what the Navy guys called “Shit River”
Entering the Subic Bay Metropolitan Authority Freeport Zone. Formerly the US Navy base.
Hmm, I’ll have to give this place a try soon.
“We serve fun at Shakey’s…also pizza!” That was the jingle when I was a kid growing up in Southern Cal.
First stop, the BPI (Bank of the Philippine Islands) branch at Harbor Point Mall to replenish my cash supply.
Damn it, out of money. That seems to be the case once a month. So, we drive across SBMA to the other BPI branch. This one has three ATMs, but only one of them was dispensing cash. I waited my turn and made my withdrawal.
Arriving at Royal after our detour
Let’s go shopping!
Just like the fine supermarkets back home
Get ’em while they’re fresh…but they ain’t cheap.
Half-price USDA Ribeye steaks? How could I resist?
They rang up for $60, but then the discount was applied. Four steaks for $30. I didn’t notice how fatty they were until we got home. Oh well, better than nothing.
Cart is full, we must be done.
Now for the hard part
Ouch! Almost a hundred dollars over budget!
Loaded up and ready to head home. Except me and Swan didn’t go with them.
Instead we walked the kilometer or so to SM Mall to do some shopping.
The department store usually has what I need. Not always in my size, though. I guess I’m bigger than the average bear.
Be honest, who is more handsome?
I had to take a pee, and luckily, the urinal came with instructions
Swan hanging out in the shoe department
I got what I came for
A cab ride back to Barretto for only 300 pesos (plus a 50 peso tip)
My bounty: New Skechers, a backpack, a belt, a pair of shorts, and some Filipino-flops (I learned in government diversity training that “flip” is an offensive term)

So, that filled the morning hours, but there was still more to do. I got my daily dose of blogging done, and then it was beer o’clock. So, we took a walk to Baloy Beach to see what was happening.

Shortly after leaving the house (the one in the middle) I realized I’d forgotten my phone. Swan sweetly volunteered to retrieve it, and when she returned I took this photo to commemorate the occasion. As you can see, the morning rain was now long gone.
First stop on Baloy was Subiza. We are holding the Hash anniversary event here next month, and I wanted clear up some details with our host. Alas, the woman I needed to see was not working.
A view from my table at Subiza. I love that yellow house.
The bay view from Subiza.
And the view of Barretto and the Kalaklan Ridge
The view of my date
I don’t remember cutting a fart
Next stop, McCoy’s
The view from our table. This place has really gone to shit, but has the potential to be an outstanding beach bar. I had a friend drop a hint to the owner (who is now out of the country) about me leasing the place, but she said she was not interested. Thanks for saving me!
They didn’t have wine for Swan, so it was one drink and outta there.
That time of day
A lonely Swan on the beach
Nice to see you again, Mr. Sun. Don’t be such a stranger!
Next stop, Kokomo’s
As usual, no one else was here. Owner Steve and his wife kept us company during our visit.
The view from here
Me and that girl what lives in my house
The owner’s daughters sharing a drink
We bought a pizza for the bar staff to share. Hawaiian with pineapple, of course.
Nice to see you again. (Steve was in the toilet and missed the photo op)
It was time for some dinner, and I thought it would be nice to dine at Lagoon for a change. Alas, we discovered that the kitchen is closed on Mondays and Tuesdays.
So, Treasure Island was our Plan B
Surprisingly, we had the whole place to ourselves. Damn, rainy season must be a bitch for resort owners.
Swan dined on the Philly cheese steak sandwich
And I went with my old favorite, the beef enchiladas.
After dinner, we grabbed a trike for home
Thanks for getting us there safe!
Our welcome home committee.

Some pecan pie a la mode for dessert, and then off to bed bringing my Tuesday to a close. Did any of you readers make it this far?

And, of course, today is the sad 23rd anniversary of the terrorist attacks of 9/11. It is a day that changed everything for me, and I experienced it a little too up close and personal in Washington, DC. Several of my neighbors perished at the Pentagon.  The post I did on the 20th anniversary tells the story of that day from my perspective. In short, it was the day I left the herd mentality perpetuated by my primary sources of news, such as the Washington Post and network television. Discovering blogs like Instapundit gave me a much broader perspective, and I realized that the bias in media comes from what they DON’T report.

And I promised to always remember two brave firefighters in NYC who lost their lives trying save the victims of that attack. So, James Raymond Coyle and Samuel Oitice, you are gone, but not forgotten. May you always rest in peace in the land of heroes.

James Raymond Coyle
Samuel Oitice

And this song with the 9/11 images is also something I watch and share every September 11.

Never forget!

I’ve been posting some memes like this on Facebook:

I’m not sure why my lefty friends don’t seem to like it.
The truth in a nutshell.

Switching gears, let’s enjoy some Filipina Pea for today’s YouTube video. Some poor wanker can’t seem to meet a worthy Filipina even after ten visits. I hired “tour guides” I met on dating sites back when I was a tourist. And yes, perhaps he is lucky to have not found some of the women I hooked up with.

And now for some humor:

Sounds like a lot to swallow
I never saw such a thing.
F’n amateur!

That’s it for today. I think we are going to do a KonTiki visit this evening and enjoy some more beach time. Things will be more normal for tomorrow’s post, I promise.

A Hashy Beer Day

Yesterday’s Hash was a different kind of challenge and one I’m more suited to endure. In honor of the birthday of the Grand Master (who was also the Hare), the Hash trail was a stroll through several Barretto bars with a special celebration at the On-Home venue.

Hashy birthday, Buddy Fucker!

We gathered at the VFW and at the appointed hour (2 p.m.) began our trek.

And we are On-On!
So Hashy together! Swan came along for the adventure.
First stop, Hideaway Bar
Owner Griff seemed pleased to have a bar overflowing with Hashers. It’s the first time I’ve seen the Hideaway crew working so hard. I rewarded them all with a lady drink.
Second stop, Roadhouse.
I stopped coming here when they installed a kitchen and eliminated half the outdoor seating area. I guess they saw the light, because the kitchen is gone and the table and chairs are back.
Third stop, Mugshots. This is another seldom visited venue for me, but it is very nice inside. They’ve changed the hours and open earlier now, so I’ll try and pop in more often.
Fourth stop, Gentlemens Bar. I left the apostrophe out because they did.
This is the newest bar in town. I visited once before for the grand opening. They have some scantily clad cuties, but that’s really not my thing these days.
And then we headed On-Home to Johansson’s
Buddy Fucker provided a buffet for all the Hashers
Hash Gash in celebration mode
It’s nice on ice!
Make them a cake! It was also Mountain Mama’s birthday.
The route we walked
There was also a post-Hash celebration for Dave at It Doesn’t Matter

I guess I shortcut the party by leaving early, but I know when to say when. At least most of the time.

Five years ago, I was still strolling around Saigon (or Ho Chi Minh City, if you prefer).

The streets were crazy crowded, but this riverwalk was a pleasant find.

In today’s YouTube video, Reekay talks about his biggest mistake in the Philippines. No real surprise it involved a woman.

Humor me these:

Reads like something I’d write
I think this might be a real ad from back in the day
Addition by subtraction?

Halfway through my Tuesday here, and what comes next is going to happen on Baloy Beach. Whatever that may turn out to be, you can read about tomorrow right here at LTG.

And as an added bonus, here is the “hearing the Turtles for the first time” video:

Sweet sunshine

Well, we enjoyed it while we had it, anyway. It’s raining again today, but life goes on. Until it doesn’t. Started the day yesterday with a bit of a scare. I woke up around 4 a.m. feeling frisky, but the happy ending triggered a severe and scary breathing attack. I took a couple of puffs from my inhaler, but it didn’t seem to help much. I stumbled to my desk, and while Swan loaded up my nebulizer, I slipped the oximeter on my finger, which rendered a reading of 85.

I didn’t blackout, but it felt like I might. This article says you should call 911 below 90.

Fortunately, my nebulizer had me back up to a 97 in short order, and I’ve felt fine ever since. I’m going to schedule another consult with the pulmonary doctor and perhaps a cardiologist to try and see WTF is going on. My oximeter reading right now is 98, so whatever it is that ails me seems to be something that is triggered, not constant.

Too soon?

It being Sunday and all, we loaded up our bags and ventured out for the weekly Candy Walk.

2000 pesos worth of assorted candies ready for dispensation
The girl I would die for.
But not quite yet
There’s still work to be done
Dispensing sweetness
A busy morning
Swan’s no saint, but she walks in water.

And then we were forced to alter our planned route by events beyond our control.

This is a photo of the new bridge I took last week.
And this is how it looked yesterday. Yep, it didn’t weather the storm. Not all that surprising, really. I feel bad for the residents of this part of San Isidro (a couple thousand at least) who no longer have vehicle access to the mainland.

At first, my thought was to wade across the river. But after making our way down to the bank and seeing the strong current and not knowing how deep the water might be (or what was on the bottom), prudence dictated a retreat. Instead, we followed a path I’d never seen before, and it turned out that it led to Bridge #3, a pedestrian crossing. It was an interesting walk as well.

Out in the middle of nowhere, we came upon a cluster of houses, apparently a family compound. Swan dispensed candies for the kiddies.
The womenfolk were busy preparing a Sunday meal.
The grill master. Something roasting wrapped in green leaves and something else stewing in the pan.

Swan slipped one of the guys a hundred pesos so they could enjoy some gin with the meal. I enjoyed a close-up view of how the other half lives and it was nice meeting some happy and friendly folks along the way.

Crossing Bridge #3
The sedated Matain River heads for the bay.
The morning’s final delivery
Our altered route came in at just under 5K. Everything to the right of the river has no vehicle access. Good luck if you need an ambulance or have to drive to work.
I used to wear that uniform and drink like I still do. It was yesterday, after all.
The feeding at Hideaway went according to plan. Treated the girls to a batch of my brownies for dessert.

The planned dinner at John’s place went awry due to a lack of red wine availability. I stopped in after Hideaway and asked, and for the third week, there was none to be had. I messaged Swan and had her meet me at Jewel Cafe instead. I also messaged John this morning to let him know. He thanked me and said he would take care of it today.

While I awaited Swan’s arrival, I perused the Jewel menu. I decided to give the filet mignon a try.
Swan seems pleased with her red wine. I didn’t tell her what I was ordering, but she picked the filet mignon as well. Great minds think alike!
The view from our table.

Jewel Cafe is not one of my regular dining venues (other than my weekly purchase for the Hideaway girls), but the food is always good. A steak for 499 pesos is unheard of (that’s less than half of what John’s charges), so I knew the portion would be small. It was, but the meat was very tender and well-prepared. With the veggies and mashed taters, my appetite was satiated.

I would have preferred having the gravy on the side. No need to dilute the taste of a delicious steak. Still good, though.

We did our nightcap at Wet Spot. We got there shortly after opening and were the only customers.

The dancing girls arrived about thirty minutes after we did

One of my neighbors, Maksil, came by and joined us at our table. We had a nice chat about how to turn BarCelona, the rooftop bar that’s for sale, into a successful operation. We both had the same ideas–a barbeque grilled meat menu and an elevator to get to the third floor. Our expat community of old men don’t handle stairs well.

Something like this might work

Anyway, I don’t think either one of us needs the hassle of bar ownership in our lives.

And that’s how I survived my sweet, sunshiny Sunday.

Facebook memories today are all from five years ago when I visited Saigon. I ought to go back again, I really enjoyed myself.

Typical touristy stuff
I did enjoy the food
Didn’t learn much of the language though
Some things make sense in every language
Saigon’s Walking Street bar district

Today’s YouTube video ponders why expats leave the Philippines. Well, I ain’t going nowhere. And if I ever do, it won’t be back to the USA.

Things you might find funny:

See, all those divorces weren’t my fault!
I think he’s write about that!
Ever seen a ghost when it stairs?

Geez, I’m bad. Anyway, it is Hash Monday. Today is the Grand Master’s birthday, and he is also the Hare. Today’s trail, if I understood correctly, will consist of a Barretto bar hop. It is a good day for one of those. I’ll let you know how it works out tomorrow.

Getting my rocks off

Yesterday’s hike turned out to be a surprising adventure. It all began when Swan said she wanted to come along. She thinks my Standard Saturday Solo Street Stroll route is boring, so I tried something a little more creative. We took a Jeepney out to the Kalaklan barangay area and got off at the hillside cemetery. My plan was to go down to the beach at the lighthouse, then walk the sand to the Bantan Bayan neighborhood, and make our way back to Barretto from there. It had been a while since I walked this route, and I belatedly discovered how much things had changed. One of those changes was the lingering impact of the recent storm, including a higher-than-expected tide combined with rough waters. In the end, these obstacles proved insurmountable. Here’s how things went down:

I see dead people. The massive hillside cemetery was where we exited the Jeepney.
From our vantage point we could see the Lighthouse Resort on SBMA.
Down the steps we go!
Made it down. Next we climb those steps behind Swan
The real lighthouse. In all the time I’ve lived here, this is the first time I went up for a closer look.
A bay view from on-high
And a view of the river meeting the bay.
Our pathway to the beach
A ship on the bay
And trash on the beach, more residual damage from the recent storm. I’m constantly amazed at the shit that washes up from the bay.
One of these things isn’t like the others
Some of those angry waters I mentioned.
Walking the seawall was good while it lasted
Until there were only remnants of the seawall left.
And here is where the dilemma began. Back in the day, we’d hike around that structure on the left. Yeah, we’d sometimes get wet feet, but no big deal. That wasn’t an option yesterday because the tide and waves were giving that route a pounding.
So, I had the bright idea to climb up and over these rocks. Our destination was right on the other side, and someone built that structure up there, so I figured there would be a path down to the village.
Up I go!
Right about here, trouble set it. I couldn’t get a grip or good footing, and I started to slip. But I was falling to the side and a drop off to the rocky rough waters below. Yeah, I freaked out but managed to back my way down the way I climbed up.
Just some scratches on my leg and a cut on my finger. I was probably lucky.
On the way back to the highway, we passed by the grave of Olongapo City’s first mayor, James L. Gordon. Interesting story at the link, including his assassination in 1967.
Then back to where we started. I’m glad this wasn’t my final destination.

Splurged for a trike ride home after our abbreviated adventure. Not much distance, but lots of excitement.

Went out for some bar time after a two-day break and started at It Doesn’t Matter. Enjoyed some brews and then Swan’s brother-in-law popped in and joined us for a bit. We went to Wet Spot next, but it was so dead that we carried our drinks next door to Green Room and enjoyed them there. Ordered some food to bring home and called it a night.

Back in the high life again

And so ended another day in the life.

And now a word from our sponsor:

I posted this on Facebook during the scamdemic, but sadly, it seems just as pertinent now based on folks supporting Kamala

Today’s YouTube video is from Reekay. I’m not sure what is going on, but numerous vloggers are posting on expat fuckups. Reekay has been around a long time (I was following him prior to my move) and he offers sound advice.

Here’s the funny stuff:

Not that I would know what’s going on here.
What goes around, comes around
This one seems a little flat.

Alright, I’m running late. Got to feed those hungry gals at Hideaway, then meet my sweetheart for our dinner at John’s place. Until tomorrow then.

The storm before the calm

It’s almost time to bitch and moan about the rainy season and start looking forward to those hot, sweaty days again. Until then, you just gotta make the best of the situation. We had four hearty streetwalkers for our Friday group hike, and we all brought umbrellas for what little good they did. A few sprinkles in the beginning, then some heavy rain for most of the rest of the way. I was soaked when we finished, but as I kept reminding myself, a couple of months ago, I would have been soaked with sweat. At least we didn’t have to worry about heat strokes.

Our journey took us from Barretto, through the backstreets of Matain, into Calapacuan, then some of San Isidro, a taste of Santo Tomas, then back to Barretto. A 9K junket all told.

Starting off on the National Highway
Then over the river and into the ‘hood
The Bayside Boys–Jack, Mike, and Scott
These kids were enjoying being splashed whenever a wave hit the wall
The angry bay
Um, I didn’t see any submarines
A pedestrian only street
Into each life some rain must fall
The covered basketball court is the place to be on a rainy day in Calapacuan
Glad to see those houses on the water survived the storm
Beached boat
Better close those windows!
Piddle puddle
The family that wades together, stays together
Standing on the corner in San Isidro
I was on Bridge #2 when these kids called out for cookies. Come and get ’em, I replied. They did.
Looking at my house from the new pedestrian bridge I’m always photographing from my house.
Work in progress on the new Bridge #1, even in the rain.
The way we walked

The other event of the day was attending a dinner party with neighbors Jeff and Divina and the other invited guests.

The gals
The guys

I fucked up and didn’t do a good job documenting the food. Here’s what I got:

Swan made some great nachos as an appetizer
The shrimp fajitas were amazing. That’s the first time I’ve eaten shrimp on a tortilla with all the usual fixin’s
Jeff baked this awesome cherry pie for dessert

Anyway, hanging out and enjoying the food and beverages with the group was great. I left about the time the videoke kicked in and felt a little rude for doing so. It wasn’t the music, but I experienced a breathing attack for some reason. That’s very unusual for me when I’m not going uphill and just sitting on my ass. My oximeter read 90, the lowest I’ve been in a long time. Fortunately, my nebulizer brought me back up to 97, and I felt fine when I hit the hay an hour later.

More rain during the night, but as forecasted, the rain finally let go this morning.

Look! Up in the sky, it’s a bird…it’s a plane…it’s, it’s…a sunny day!

September 7 will always be a special day in my life.

On this day forty-nine years ago, my daughter Renee was born. This photo is from the Oklahoma chapter of her life.

Today’s YouTube video is from another vlogger I don’t subscribe to, but he offers five reasons why the Philippines might not be for you. I only struggle with one of them: patience. Back before Loraine broke my heart, she taught me this mantra: Take a deep breath. Relax. Accept the Filipino way. I still use it on occasion, and it does help keep my head from exploding.

Some more of what I call humor:

Shocking! I’d feel so unplugged. I’m glad I’m not current-ly there.
Don’t ask the question if you don’t want to hear the answer, Calvin.
Stick a pork in me, I’m done

Welp, it’s been over two days since I set foot in a bar. I aim to rectify that situation tonight. I’m not sure where, but I know the bars of Barretto are counting on me, and I won’t let them all down. I’ll tell you about that and the nearly disastrous rock-climbing adventure from this morning in tomorrow’s post. See you then!

A post about nothing

Nothing ventured, nothing gained to blog about. I posted about my trip to Pundaquit yesterday and I stayed home last night. So, there’s not much left say. Staying home proved to be a good call because we had some of the heaviest rain of the week during the evening and overnight hours. And yes, it is still raining today. The Friday hikers did an umbrella street walk this morning, but I’ll save that adventure so I have something to post about tomorrow.

Is it any wonder I’m so healthy?

We’ve been invited to a “Fajita Party” at the next-door neighbor’s place later this afternoon. I’ve got a batch of brownies in the oven, and Swan will be making some nachos as our contribution to the gathering. I’ll share how the party goes tomorrow as well.

Brownies look done

So, what does that leave to write about today? Swan loves to cook, and she surprised me this morning by asking if I wanted a Monte Cristo sandwich for my after-hike lunch. I asked, “You know how to make a Monte Cristo?” She responded, “I know you like them, and I just watched a YouTube video, so I’ll try it.” Ah, ain’t that sweet?

Not bad for a first try! She remembered my complaint that the only Monte Cristo I’ve found here (at One-Three Resort) didn’t put powdered sugar on the bread. Maybe a little overboard here, but still good.

Here’s the video she watched.

Speaking of videos, I’m part of a COPD information group, and today, I received a link to a video about walking and breathing. It’s pretty simple, really, and I may be doing it naturally, but I’ll give it a try and see if it helps.

Still in video mode, a commenter recently sent me this YouTube of a Filipina giving Tagalog lessons. In my stay-at-home boredom last night, I learned five new words (the first five in the lesson). Swan was quite impressed. Of course, I don’t remember them today, but I’ll go back and review again. Maybe something will stick in my addled brain.

No funeral banners today, but this one caught my eye:

When I saw this banner, I wondered what philosophy and mathematics had in common. I’m glad I checked before going into mocking mode. I’m a little embarrassed to admit that I never knew what the “Ph” in PhD stood for. Now, it all adds up when you subtract my ignorance.

From Facebook memories comes this reminder from eight years okay. It was the last day of our Philippines vacation and we were enjoying our final dinner at the Arizona Resort here in Barretto.

Eun Oke had a lot of fun on the trip. So, I was surprised when she woke me at one in the morning with the announcement that she was breaking up with me. I asked her why, and she said, “We don’t have a future together. You want to retire and move to a poor country. I don’t want to live in a poor country.” The trip home was tense, and she went her separate way once we landed at Incheon. We did briefly reconcile, but she proved to be too crazy for me. So, she had the part about having no future together right.

Today’s YouTube video is from someone I don’t subscribe to, and after watching this one, I’m afraid I have to disagree with much of what he has to say. He seems bitter and cynical, and his advice to NEVER do certain things seems a bit overboard. Not all Filipinas are scammers. And if you meet a good one and treat her the way this guy suggests, you will lose her. The trick is knowing the difference. I certainly had my share of fuck ups along the way, but that’s just the tuition to the school of experience. Anyway, it’s worth a watch if for no other reason than as a warning not to become as disillusioned as this gent is.

Okay, let’s cleanse the palate with some humor:

Two cowboys were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.
One said, “I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best.”
“I don’t think I have ever heard of that”, said the other cowboy, “what is it?”
“Well, it’s where you get your girlfriend down on all fours, and you mount her from behind, then you reach around and cup each of her breasts in your hands, and then you whisper in her ear, “These feel just like your sisters!”, then you try to hold on for 8 seconds.”
I don’t think I’m eating there anyway.
Especially if you’ve just eaten and are already stuffed.

Okay, I’ll stop now. Hopefully back with more substance tomorrow.

Seas the day

I have arrived safely back home after my twenty-four hour whirlwind adventure to Barangay Pundaquit, City of San Antonio, Zambales Province, Luzon Island, Philippines.

I wasn’t lying about the whirlwind thing. I didn’t pick the best day to travel. It rained a lot, but not constantly.
How things looked during the drive
How my driver looked
The old bridge to Pundaquit as seen from the new bridge.

We arrived at our destination at noon time. I sent Swan to the beach hotel we didn’t have a reservation for to check availability and price. I had her go to avoid the “skin tax” that occurs when a foreigner is quoted a higher price than a local. She returned to report that the resort was undergoing renovation, and no kitchen or bar was available. They did offer Swan a reduced rate of 3000 pesos for the night (down from 3600). Swan also checked the newer and nicer place next door, and they wanted 5500 pesos for the night. It wasn’t THAT much nicer, so we went with the original plan. We did use the restaurant facilities at the other place for lunch.

Our lodging for the night
The view outside our room
The outside of our room
Inside the room. It was small, but comfortable. I guess that makes it cozy.

The restaurant across the street was devoid of guests, and the upstairs section I had been wanting to try since seeing it on my last trip was closed. The bar was the only area not exposed to the wind-blown rain, so that’s where we sat. Being outnumbered by the staff had an eerie feel about it, but the service was good. The wine prices on the menu were shocking–the cheapest being 500 pesos, so Swan had a beer instead. When I got a closer look at the wine on the shelf, it included Carlo Rossi, the brand we buy at Royal for 350 pesos a bottle. Then the lightbulb in my head turned on, and we asked the waitress if the wine prices were per glass or bottle. It turns out that they only sell wine by bottle. So, getting a whole bottle for 500 pesos was practically a bargain, and we bought one.

Our afternoon dining venue
The wine brought a smile to Swan’s face
The club sandwich I had for lunch was just okay, but it did fill the void. I can’t remember what Swan ordered.
Although the upstairs was closed for dining, I was allowed to take some photos from there. That’s our resort on the right.
Looking down on the beach
And a look up the beach. You can even see some raindrops.

After our meal, we walked up the street for a look around. I saw a place I had stopped in once a few years back while on a hike and decided to try it again.

The Sun & Surf. Well, it was the only sun we saw this trip.
We had the place to ourselves when we first arrived. And yes, Swan brought her bottle of wine with her and the bar owner had no objection–even gave her a wine glass.
The day was young and I still had room for more beer.
The view from our seats
It was great getting to meet and chat with the owner, Kevin.

Kevin gave us a tour of the facilities. He also has a variety of rooms available, from Nipa huts to aircon rooms. He’s owned the Surf & Sand for eleven years but said they’ve never recovered from the COVID lockdowns. I was a little surprised because Barretto is booming with mostly Filipino tourists, at least on weekends. He said that’s not the case in Pundaquit, and the foreigners who used to come pre-scamdemic have not returned. That’s a shame. He said the place needs several thousand dollars in renovations, but he doesn’t expect he’d be able to recover that investment. He’s considering just walking away from it all and returning to the USA. Damn.

I enjoyed interacting with the few customers who dropped in during our visit, like these Aussies.
And later in the afternoon, this guy from Norway and his entourage joined in the fun.
And then things got a little fuzzy.

I began drinking much earlier in the day than I normally do. I was drinking San Miguel Light (5% alcohol) rather than my usual Zero (3%). And I didn’t get my daily afternoon nap. So yeah, I fell asleep at the bar. I also ordered take-out food from the Car Wash restaurant up the road but have no recollection of doing so (the unopened containers were in the room this morning). Swan says I was unsteady on my feet but made it back to the hotel without incident.

Sleeping beauty, safe and sound

Swan asked me this morning what time it was when I went to bed. I checked my Fitbit stats and was surprised to see this:

Wow. Didn’t even make it to seven.

At some point during the night, the power went out. We had no electricity until nine in the morning. I didn’t even bother unpacking my laptop.

We began our morning with a barefoot stroll on the beach
The beach, the ocean, the mountain, and the clouds
Zoomed in on that water making its way down the mountain
And the Capones island

Back at our hotel, the staff kindly heated a pot of water on their gas stove so we could enjoy some morning coffee on our front porch.

Coffee goes great with the sound on waves crashing on the beach
And these love birds were nice to see as well

After our coffee break, we loaded up a bag with cookies and lollipops and headed out to explore the backstreets of Pundaquit.

The flooded backstreets, as it turns out.
Where the river meets the sea
Serenity
The kids in this area were both grateful and polite
It was nice exploring a new part of town
The Sewage Canal?
Another road, another puddle. At least we could walk around this one.
Back at our hotel and a chance reunion with my brother from another mother. Practically twins!

I’m back home this afternoon, and the deluge continues. In fact, a new storm is approaching, so there is no relief in sight. They have even canceled tomorrow’s SOB as many employees are home dealing with flooding issues.

The river behind my house is as high as I’ve ever seen it, but it has a ways to go yet to overcome those high concrete banks.
This shot of the pedestrian bridge up the street from my place gives some perspective on just how high the water has risen.

So, that’s the story of my adventure. All in all, it was a good one.

We need to stop those crazy Trump voters from stealing the election. Here’s a plan that could work:

You can’t get on a plane without an ID, so why can you vote without one?

Today’s YouTube video is a short expose about the sextortion scams and the impact on its victims. I’ve heard tales of this over the years, but it always seemed to me to be limited to a few whacked individuals. Apparently, it’s an organized racket luring in victims these days.

And now for some humor:

Good luck at the dentist, Kevin.
Back in my slutty days, it seemed every Filipina I brought home always said the exact same three things: “Ouch!” “Oh shit!” “Already?”
I haven’t really been keeping abreast of that whole left/right brain thing.

Welp, wind and rain are telling me that tonight is a good night to stay safe and dry at home. And that’s just what I’m going to do. Later, gators!

Stormy skies

My morning view. Looks like perfect weather for the beach!

So, on this stormy Wednesday morning, I woke up in my own bed instead of at the Wild Orchid Hotel in Angeles City. But at least the power is on. I still long for a change of scenery, so on a whim, I messaged my driver to see if he was available for a road trip today. He is, so Swan and I will be heading to Pundaquit in San Antonio for an overnight stay.

And just now, this alert popped up on my phone, and the clouds opened up once again.

I’m not sure what they are talking about, but the rain doesn’t look orange to me.

Maybe I didn’t think this trip through properly, but what the hell? The rain at the beach can’t be any worse than the rain is here. I’m ready for some new perspectives! We saw a place on the beach last trip we want to try, but neither Swan nor I can remember the name. I doubt they will be full on a rainy Wednesday, so we are going to take our chances and go without a reservation. It’s all part of the adventure!

Instead of hanging out in AC yesterday, I was back to my normal routines, starting with a trip to Royal for my grocery shopping. One of my Tuesday traditions is baking morning muffins. This week, they were cranberry-orange. I share them with my helpers and driver, of course. “Mama,” the homeless umbrella lady I’ve been helping a bit since before I moved here knows my schedule and is usually waiting outside Alta Vista as we drive by. Yesterday was no exception.

Cash in one hand, muffins and an umbrella in the other. I asked “Mama” how old she was, and she replied, “I don’t know.” But she knows where to find me every Tuesday at 0830.

It poured rain all day, and I was beginning to think there would be no night on the town in my immediate future. But Jesus loves me, and when it was beer o’clock, the rain became a light sprinkle, and we made a dash for Barretto.

We kicked things off at BarCelona with our usual view from the barstool.

Our next and last stop was the Green Room. As usual, we shared drinks with waitress Chu and enjoyed watching a pool tournament in progress. Swan was talking with a GRO (Guest Relations Officer) that I didn’t recognize. Turns out she is the sister of the woman I mentioned in another post. That woman, also a GRO, helped her daughter get hired at the bar when she turned eighteen. That freaked me out, not understanding how a mom could countenance seeing her child doing what GROs do (basically catering to the whims of male desire, including take-out). Swan knew them from when she lived in their neighborhood and did give the mom some shit about her actions. We hadn’t seen either in the bar recently, and the sister informed Swan that the daughter (her niece) has an enlarged heart, and the doctors say nothing can be done for her. So, the plan is to make her as comfortable as possible at home until she passes. Damn.

I wound up adding the sad sister to my lady drink recipients and also had a pizza delivered from Sit-n-Bull for the girls to share (Hawaiian with pineapple, of course). Swan sipped her wine, and I had my fair share of beers. During the course of the evening, Swan snapped a photo of me in full party mode:

Yeah, I’m a handsome devil
Or maybe it’s the beer that makes me look that way.

We brought us home some Sit-n-Bull goodness for dinner (roast beef dip for Swan, pulled pork for me) and had pecan pie for dessert. It was a pretty good time for a Tuesday!

And now for the memories:

Eight years ago, then-girlfriend Eun Oke was enjoying her time in the Philippines, even joining the girls on stage in a bar whose name I don’t remember.
Five years ago, I was enjoying the views from my hotel in Saigon.
And by golly, I even sampled and enjoyed some of the local Vietnamese delicacies.

Four years ago, I was mocking the COVID Nazis:

The scamdemic had some value in that it revealed the true nature of your neighbors.

In today’s YouTube video, the Filipina Pea interviews an OFW (Offshore Filipino Worker). These workers are probably the largest export from the Philippines, and the money they send back is a significant portion of the economy, not to mention essential to the support of the families left behind. I met many OFWs when I lived in Korea, and I know several of them here now. And yes, I’ve heard the horror stories of exploitation that occurs, especially in Middle Eastern countries. I have two friends now looking for OFW work, and I will share this video with them as a heads-up.

And now to soothe your funny bone:

Maybe the dog is cute
It wasn’t me!
You can take that to the bank!

Alright, time for me to pack my bags and get the hell out of town. I’ll tell you all about it tomorrow!

Loved this song back in the day. As an added bonus, here is one of those “hearing it for the first time” videos:

As luck would have it

I wound up doing the Hash yesterday. I carried an umbrella but didn’t need it. I guess God loves the Hash because the intense rains that had been falling all day abruptly ceased right around our 2 p.m. start time. The Hare, Anal Receptive, had laid a trail in deference to the weather, primarily flat and, for the most part, paved. I opted for the 5K short version (the long was 8K) and only suffered from wet and muddy feet. Well, two inclines on the Govic Highway left me surprisingly winded. I don’t know what’s up with that. My blood oxygen has been in the high 90s, but there is no denying my age and obesity. And yes, I was the recipient of the traditional Hash cake. I’ve gotta say, that icy cold beer poured over my head made my heart race. That would be a hell of a way to die, wouldn’t it? Maybe next year.

The trail started at the Alta Vista Clubhouse, and we took the familiar back way out of the ‘hood. A good portion of the first half of the trail was the same route we took on Sunday’s Candy Walk.
Hashers will not be cowed!
Even by the horny ones
We pavement beats mud any day
Well, there’s wet and then there’s flooded
And we had our share of mud as well
The Govic Highway portion
Over Bridge #3
The muddy waters of the Matain River
Swan made a rare appearance at the Hash
Wet and wild
All in a day’s Hash
On-Home was at Smokes and Bottles
The Hash Gash
The Hashit
Hash cake for the birthday boys
The long and short of it
The after-Hash gathering at It Doesn’t Matter

So, the Hash turned out better than I thought it would. Lucky me.

In other news, I should be posting today from Angeles City but I’m not. Late in the afternoon yesterday, our power company, Zameco II, posted this:

So, that all day power interruption was postponed due to inclement weather. Ironic, isn’t it?

Anyway, the neighbors had made the plans and reservations in AC based on the assumption that their kids would not have school to attend on Wednesday. When that changed, they had no choice but to cancel the trip. And so it goes.

Facebook reminded me that five years ago I was enjoying my first visit to Saigon.

That seems like a Phucing Long time ago

Some of the internet forums I follow devolve into controversies, like which is better, Angeles City or Barretto. The same goes for the comparisons between the Philippines and Thailand. Everyone has their own preferences, and today’s YouTube video tells why the vlogger prefers life in the PI.

Here’s something to smile about:

Since I share both here at LTG, am I foolishly wise or wisely foolish?
Welcome to the party, son.
Well, that’s a new wrinkle…

Another rainy day here to deal with; we’ll see what’s happening when beer o’clock rolls around. Hasta la vista for now.

Every little bit helps

There was a huge storm that washed hundreds of starfish onto the beach. A little boy was picking them up and throwing them back into the ocean one by one. An old man approached and said, “Little boy, you can’t save all these starfish.” “Maybe not,” the lad replied as he picked up another and threw it in the water, “but I saved that one.”

Swan posted this on her Facebook and I agree with the sentiment.

I’ve mentioned that we had a chance encounter with a youngster named Jason during a candy walk who wanted to attend school but didn’t have the means to do so. Swan talked to the mother and offered her assistance. Since the mother doesn’t have a phone, Swan interacted directly with the teacher to determine what Jason required.

School supplies and uniforms to get Jason started
And a backpack to carry it in

We did the handoff during yesterday’s Candy Walk.

Hopefully, that will get you started, Jason.
That’s Jason’s house on a hill

According to the mother, the next hurdle is securing a birth certificate. Apparently, one wasn’t issued at birth, so there is government bureaucracy and paperwork to be dealt with, which involves money, of course. We are standing by to help if we can.

As alluded to above, we kicked off our Sunday with the weekly Candy Walk through the streets of San Isidro.

Loaded up and ready to roll
The escape route from Alta Vista is rapidly becoming overgrown with the seasonal grasses
Ah, the joys of rainy season!
Almost like a version of Frogger
The kids appreciate the effort though
A drier path to walk
Sweetness
What’s that I see?
The new (temporary?) bridge is holding up so far
More muddy roads to traverse
But we got the job done

A couple of hours later when we were safe at home, we experienced one of the hardest downpours I’ve seen this year.

The view from my patio. The rain was as thick as fog. Oh, and a bolt of lightning knocked the power out.

Luckily, the rain let up some and I could do an umbrella walk to Hideaway without getting too wet.

Feeding in progress. That’s Hideaway owner Griff in the background.
The joy of Joy

I opted not to visit John’s place this week. Swan wanted the Mango’s pork chops for dinner anyway, and I was still disappointed about last week’s lack of red wine. I’ll give John another shot next week.

When I arrived at Mango’s, I was surprised to see neighbors Jeff and Divina sitting with Swan. When Swan left the house to meet me, Jeff and the wife were looking to escape the continuing power outage. Swan got a ride into town and company while awaiting my arrival. The neighbors left before our food came, but we agreed to meet up again after dinner next door at Thumbstar.

Stormy day beach at Mango’s
Swan and her wine. We were the only customers on this rainy day
Ain’t we sweet?
Sorry, I forgot to take a picture of the dinner as served. The plate comes with two pork chops. They weren’t as thick this time, but still quite tasty.

After our meal, we went to Thumbstar as promised for the meet-up. I don’t go to Thumbstar for personal reasons, but it is a nice enough venue. We had one drink there, then moved to the more familiar and friendlier Green Room to finish our evening out.

Celebrate good times, come on! Most of these characters will be rockin’ Angeles City tomorrow.

Not a bad Sunday. And now it is Hash Monday and things aren’t looking good.

Tropical Storm Enting has us in it’s sights. And judging by the rainfall outside right now, it has scored a direct hit.

I saw part of today’s Hash trail on the Candy Walk yesterday. It’s not a bad rainy-day walk, except for the muddy roads. Right now, I’m on the fence about doing the trail or just making my way to the On-Home venue at Smokes and Bottles. We shall see if things let up in the next hour or so.

Ah, the memories:

Eight years ago, I took my then-girlfriend Eun Oke on a trip to the Philippines. She had a great time.

Funny story about that photo. We spent the first night in Angeles City. We went into this bar after midnight and were the only customers. I guess the girls had never seen a Korean female before, and they all came down off the stage for a closer look. They treated Eun Oke like a movie star, and she told me, “Buy them all a drink!” I told her the way it works is you pick your favorite and buy her a drink, but she insisted on getting one for each of them. The next morning, she asked me how much we had spent, and I told her it was 5000 pesos. Then she asked how much do we spend for just the two of us in Seoul? I grinned and admitted it was about the same.

Seven years ago, I was doing a bar crawl in Anjeong-ri and saw my friend Mi Young. I sure did have a crush on her, but alas, the feeling was not mutual.

There was a little controversy in the comments yesterday over the political memes I’ve been posting. No apologies, but I also realize it is a waste of time. Nothing I post here is going to change any minds.

Not that that will stop me

Today’s YouTube video from the Filipina Pea addresses women who don’t want their man to act like a man. I’m joking, of course, and I don’t condone cheating on your significant other. That said, couples need to have shared values. I know of guys in open relationships, and both sides enjoy the variety. Pick your partner wisely!

Let me leave you with these:

When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex:
“Tarzan not know sex!” He replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said. “Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree!”
Horrified, she said. “Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly!”
She took off her clothes and lay down on the ground. “Here!” She said. “You must put it in here!”
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer with his huge erection, and then gave her an almighty kick right between her legs.
Jane rolled around in agony, but manages to gasp for air and screamed. “What did you do that for?”
“Tarzan check for bees!”
Jesus, those fish haven’t even been gutted.
That’s so bad it has me singing another tune

Still raining out there, so it’s looking like a wet Hash. I also think there is a Hash birthday cake in my near future. Good times! I’ll let you know how it goes tomorrow.

It’s that time of year again

Here in the Philippines, they call it the “ber” months, and it is the traditional start of the Christmas holiday season. Yep, decorations will be going up, and Christmas songs will be blasting in the shopping centers. For the next four months. I have found a way to cope at least:

It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

Ah, the first ad of the season from right here in Barreteto!

Anyway, everything is going pretty much as it always does around here. Yesterday, there was a bit of a modification to my Standard Modified Saturday Solo Duo Street Stroll. Swan came along, and we walked a slightly different route than I usually do.

Swan always brings some goodies for the kiddies
Adding some sweetness to their day
Going out of her way
The way we rolled

Once again, Swan wanted to go see The Engine Band at Treasure Island on Baloy. They serve cold Zero there, so who am I to complain?

The bay
The band
The food. Swan had something called tequila lime chicken.
l snacked on chicken wings

We listened to the band’s first two sets and then headed home at 7 p.m. I fired up the TV and finally got around to watching the second half of Filipina Dream Girls on YouTube. It is a nice trip back in time to the early 1990s in Manila, with some English guys looking to hook up with bar girls. My hearing is not great, and some of those Brit accents were tough to decipher at times, but it is still a good watch.

And so ended another Saturday in my simple life.

Once again, Facebook memories carried me back in time to my former life.

The 2011 view from my Gireum-dong apartment in Seoul

It’s pretty scary when I see otherwise intelligent people regurgitating the lies they’ve been sold about Trump as justification for supporting ignorant Kamala. I guess they are not as smart as I gave them credit for being.

It’s a waste of time to try and change the thinking of the indoctrinated.
Probably works for Facebook

Let’s take a three-minute stroll back in time with today’s YouTube video. I couldn’t help but think how everyone you see is dead now, but I guess that’s part of the time travel phenomenon.

And some humor before I go.

Be careful what you ask for!
Funny how that works
A wanton disregard of your orders, Captain!

Welp, the lighting is flashing, and the thunder is booming outside my window right now. But I’ve got a feeding to attend to at Hideaway, so hopefully, this, too, shall pass. I’m going to pop into John’s and ask if they have red wine in stock. If not, I’ll take Swan to Mangos for dinner. She’s been craving those grilled pork chops. I’ll be back tomorrow with more of this goodness.

In the city

Some cuntry boys from Barretto ventured out to the city called Olongapo yesterday for a walkabout. Once we had enough of that squalor-town, we moved onto the old Navy base (aka SBMA) for some comparatively wide-open spaces. Getting a taste of both made for a pleasant hike.

Exiting the Jeepney after a 15-minute ride from Barretto, then a short highway stroll, before hitting the backstreets of Olongapo City.
A river crossing
The river we crossed
On the streets of Gapo
Traffic wasn’t bad on this street…that wasn’t always the case during our city walk
A glimpse towards downtown. We didn’t got thataway.
I was surprised to see this Girl Scout Headquarters. I thought I was the only one handing out cookies around here.
Another river crossing
And onto SBMA
Holy Hell!
The relatively wide-open spaces
The boat marina
Looking back up the river to Olongapo
Boats on the water
The Subic Bay Yacht Club
They call this the boardwalk, but it ain’t wood
“White man go home!” Scott spent some time here in his Navy days and brought a Filipina wife home with him.
Where are we again?
I love this post card shot (credit to Scott)
Under the palms
And this is just plain sad. There is comparatively little litter within the confines of SBMA. All this trash (mostly plastic bottles) washed up here from the other side of the bay, where people throw their trash in the rivers. The garbage washes into the bay, and a storm will beach it here.
The Lighthouse Beach Resort. I was hoping we’d stop here for lunch, but it was not to be.
A final bayview
Heading out of SBMA. See you next time!
The 6K path we walked

I sprang for a taxi ride back to Barretto, got some R&R at home, then prepared for our dinner outing with the neighbors at Hops and Brews.

Ready for date night
Our group (going around the table starting on the left) Matt, Maksil, Gemma, Joyce, Swan, Davina, Jeff, and yours truly.
I went with the sweet and sour pork. It was okay.

So, Maksil bought a round of tequila shots, and later, Matt bought a round of tequila rose shots. I was polite enough to drink them, but it’s not my norm. They seemed to have hit the women-folk the hardest, and I’m told that over the course of the evening, each of them did a little vomiting (outside or in toilets, thankfully). It was also decided that with the upcoming power outage on Wednesday, our group would take a trip to Angeles City on Tuesday and return Wednesday night when the lights are back on. Davina made reservations at the Wild Orchid Resort for everyone from the table. I used to stay there back in my tourist days fifteen years ago.

After dinner, we ventured over to the Green Room for some more liquid refreshments. When the group said they were going to Red Bar next, Swan and I said our goodnights and wished them well. I do know when to say when. I saw Jeff this morning, and he told me we’d take the drinking much slower during our upcoming Angeles visit. Yep, I know I will.

And that’s the way I lived my Friday.

From the Facebook memories files:

My 2015 look. Hmm, still wearing my wedding ring. Jee Yeun dumped in December.
Eight years ago, I was reappointed to the Director, Human Resources Management position with 8th Army/USFK. This tailored-made suit was the last one I ever purchased. You can see the difference all that walking I did to ease my broken heart made. I’ve reverted back somewhere in between those two extremes these days.

Life goes on until it doesn’t.

How about some political viewpoints:

She was raised a Marxist and says her values haven’t changed.
I’m losing faith in the American people.

Today’s YouTube video is from Rose Hall, and she discusses red flags to look out for with Filipinas. Jealousy was always my number one bugaboo. The last thing I want in my life is the drama that comes from a jealous girlfriend. Thankfully, Swan has not demonstrated any such trait (nor have I given her reason to do so). Anyway, Rose always has nice background scenery in her videos, so it is worth the watch for that alone.

Humor time:

They say love is a drug. It makes sense that hate would be, too.
I hate when that happens
Give her a ride before you give her a ride in the car.

And that’s all I’ve got for now. We’ll see what lies ahead and I’ll report back here tomorrow.

This little piggy went to market

Well, I guess I’m not so little, but Swan and I took a morning walk to the marketplace in Subic town. We purchased some school supplies for Jason, the little boy Swan met on one of the Candy Walks, and also restocked our chocolate cache for this coming Sunday’s mission.

Swan has been communicating directly with Jason’s teacher (his mom doesn’t own a phone). We’ve got a backpack full of supplies and school uniforms we’ll be dropping off on Sunday.

The walk itself was mostly on the National Highway, which is never that pleasant. In Calapandayan, we came upon the scene of an accident that occurred minutes before our arrival.

No idea who was at fault, but this motorcycle was rear-ended by a car. Not shown is the body of a female lying motionless on the highway (that’s what those folks on the right side of the picture are staring at). Don’t know if she was alive or not. We kept walking but heard an ambulance as it arrived on the scene.

Some more pleasant photos from our trek:

We didn’t have any chocolates to distribute, be we did hand out some cookies and lollipops along the way.
A hard life just gets harder during the rainy season
On the road again
This empty building used to house the Eagles bar, one of the Hash venues back in the day. It was gone long before my time.
Life on the riverside
The store where Swan buys the candy
The Marketplace trike stand. We caught a ride home for 200 pesos (150 + tip)
A boring highway journey

Next on our agenda was a trip to the beauty salon for a foot spa.

Soaking those sixty-nine-year-old feet in a mineral bath
The pedicure was a bit painful in places

With our feet scraped and nails clipped, we crossed the highway and visited Papagayo for some beachside dining.

A rainy day view
It was nice to see Norman again. He was the longtime bartender at Mangos, and recently took a similar position at Papagayo
The view from our table. We couldn’t eat on the beach because of the weather.
The view of our table. We had the place to ourselves.
The cutest couple in attendance
Swan had tacos and said they were good
I ordered the chicken enchilada and was disappointed.
It was served lukewarm and I’m not seeing much chicken in there.

Needless to say, Papagayo will not be a regular stop on our dining itinerary. Oh, and Swan didn’t get wine because she thought 300 pesos a glass was too pricey. Which means this venue won’t work for a beach bar alternative either.

As we were finishing our meal, Swan got a message from our neighbor Davina asking where we were so they could meet us for a drink. We got together at Green Room.

Jeff and Davina played some pool and both are good, but Jeff was one of the better players I’ve seen locally.

After a couple of drinks at Green Room, we had a comfortable ride home in Jeff’s car. We’ll be getting together again this afternoon for the dinner meetup at Hops and Brews along with Matt and his wife.

And I’m thinking an out-of-town trip is coming in my near future.

The dreaded all-day brownout is coming this Wednesday. As good an excuse as any to head to the beach for an overnight getaway.

So, I’m sure you’ve read Zuckerberg’s admission that Facebook censored content at the government’s request during COVID and the 2020 elections. Today’s surprise was seeing this cover on a friend’s post:

He’s not the type to share “violent or graphic” content, so I wondered what was up and clicked on “learn more.”
Okay, let me see the photo and I’ll decide for myself
Seriously, Facebook? This is neither graphic nor violent. Not even close. WTF? Are you scared of what God might do to your evil corporation?

I shared this on my feed and told folks to see for themselves how fucked up our world has become.

But, thanks for the memories, Facebook:

Nine years ago I received this windfall in the mail. Not sure what I did with all that money, but I appreciated AT&T going through the time, effort, and expense of getting me the refund to which I was entitled.

Today’s YouTube is from a channel I wasn’t subscribed to, but I gave it a watch. For the past two years, this Yank has lived in Bonifacio Global City (BGC), a very upscale area in Metro Manila. He thinks things are changing (for the worse), citing inflation and women’s attitudes, among others. Well, I’ve bitched about higher prices, but there’s no escaping that. I think his real problem is living in Manila. Things are as good here in my neck of the woods as they ever were.

The daily dose of humor:

Don’t be so hard on yourself
The science is settled!
Maybe you should have checked, mate.

Today began for me with this beauty:

And that pot of gold is up on Black Rock.

Well, our group hike took us to Olongapo City, so I couldn’t go collect the gold. Maybe next time. Now it is time to get ready for the Hops and Brews gathering. See you here tomorrow to tell you all about it.

Dinner Treasure

Didn’t do shit yesterday, but the nice thing about dementia is that I won’t remember doing nothing for long. Now, what was I saying? Oh yeah, the day I sat on my ass until beer o’clock. My next-door neighbor, Jeff, messaged that he was meeting Matt and his wife at Hops and Brew at 5:00 p.m., and we were welcome to join in. Jeff said there was room in his car, which was an extra bonus, given the ongoing rain. When five rolled around, I was waiting on the porch for Jeff to come out, and he never did. It is not like a retired Marine Colonel to be late. I sent a message to see what was up and then re-read his original message. The dinner meet-up is for FRIDAY. Damn, I didn’t have reading comprehension on my next-to-go Bingo card.

Well, Swan and I were all dressed up and had nowhere to go, so I made the command decision to spend the rainy evening on Baloy. We walked under umbrellas to the highway, then grabbed a trike to take us to the beach. We hadn’t been to DaKudos for a while, so we started there. It turns out that my old friend Jessa no longer works there. That new owner keeps finding new ways to diminish his business. We had one drink and left. I gave Swan the option of Lagoon Resort or Treasure Island for dinner, and she chose TI because it has bay views. That girl sure does love the water. We plopped down at the bar (the only place with a roof over our heads) and watched the raindrops fall while waiting for our dinner to be served.

Swan had the small Hawaiian pizza. She ate half and brought the leftovers home for her sister in the basement.
The called this a Philly cheesesteak sandwich. A little sparse on the innards in that footlong bread roll. I ate it, but won’t be ordering another one anytime soon.

When we finished eating, we grabbed a trike for home. And so ended a pretty much empty day, but I have no complaints. I’m still driving the body vehicle on the road of life, and if I occasionally want to spend it at a rest stop, so be it.

Speaking of life and its alternatives, Swan’s dog Snickers died today. He barked his way through eleven years here on Earth (that’s 88 in people years), and I hope I can live a similarly long life. The vet said it was a liver problem (as far as I know, Snickers never tasted alcohol), and he died peacefully here at home.

Swan and Snickers
Christian preparing a final resting place for Snickers.

Facebook shared this memory with me today:

Thirteen years ago I was having a drunken good time in Itaewon.

Today’s YouTube video features Reekay providing three reasons expats wind up broke in the Philippines. They all seem to have stupidity in common. I live on a federal pension, so my financial security is every bit as solid as the US government. Oh shit! I’ve got some savings as a safety net, so that’s as strong as the US dollar. Fuck! Well, my fallback plan is that I’m an old geezer who won’t live forever anyway. Dying in a Chinese air strike is rising on my list of ways I might go, but it is still behind crossing the National Highway in Barretto.

Things that pass for humor in my weary brain:

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, ‘Well, I’m off now. The man should be here soon.’

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

‘Good morning, he said, “I’ve come to…”

“Oh, no need to explain,” Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, “I’ve been expecting you.”

‘Have you really?” Said the photographer. “Well, that’s good. Did you know babies are my specialty?”

“Well that’s what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat.”

After a moment she asked, blushing, “Well, where do we start?”

“Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.”

“Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn’t work out for Harry and me!”

“Well, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I’m sure you’ll be pleased with the results.”

“My, that’s a lot!” Gasped Mrs. Smith.

“In my line of work a man has to take his time. I’d love to be In and out in five minutes, but I’m sure you’d be disappointed with that.”

“Don’t I know it,” said Mrs. Smith quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. “This was done on the top of a bus,” he said.

“Oh, my God!” Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.

“And these twins turned out exceptionally well, when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.”

“She was difficult?” Asked Mrs. Smith.

“Yes, I’m afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look.”

“Four and five deep?” Said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.

“Yes”, the photographer replied, “And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.”

Mrs. Smith leaned forward. “Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh .. . . .equipment?”

“It’s true, yes. Well, if you’re ready, I’ll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away.”

“Tripod?”

“Oh yes, I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It’s much too big to be held in the hand for very long.”

Mrs. Smith fainted.

I’ve never looked at it that way.
Man, that blows me away.

Swan and I took a walk to the Subic marketplace this morning, and we’ll be going for a foot spa later this afternoon. If the weather cooperates, I’ll treat her to some beachside dining at Papagayo this evening. Yep, we’re getting back to normal—or as normal as it gets around here anyway.

A nice 69

Time marches on, and I’m still hanging on and enjoying the ride after sixty-nine years. I celebrated the milestone of my birthdate with a rooftop gathering at The Rite Spot, and everyone seemed to enjoy themselves despite a dreaded storm raining on our parade. There wasn’t much wind, so we managed to hunker down under the awning and stay mostly dry. I have no particular insights or new-found wisdom as I enter the final year of my sixties. I’m slowing down some, but I’m still able to do the things I enjoy, and I hope that continues as I traverse the realm of the elderly. We’ll see how far I can go before I reach the end of the line. I plan to take my time getting there, but you never know. In the meantime, I’ll embrace each day and be glad to have it.

A birthday is, in reality, just another day. This year’s fell on a Tuesday, so the usual Tuesday stuff like grocery shopping was on the agenda. I did make a detour to the local hospital, where I left some blood for a PSA screening. I’m not sure if my recent urination issues are prostate-related, but we’ll see what the results say. I did my shopping at Royal BEFORE hitting the ATM this week because I needed to pee, and when you gotta go, you gotta go. At least I do.

OMG! Breyer’s is my favorite brand of ice cream. And I love Snickers! Was this a sign from God that I should celebrate my birthday with a bowl of this?
Nope, turns out I don’t love it THAT much.

Back home from the grocery store and Swan and some of her female family were busy in the kitchen preparing a feast for the upcoming party.

Meat on a stick ready to be grilled
Cordon bleu
Filipino-style ribs in the pan
So much cooking going on that an extra stovetop was set up in the carport
Swan’s sis-in-law having a snack (rice is finger food here)
Winging it
Lumpia
Ribs ready to roll
I contributed a pot of chili to the effort
And cornbread muffins

There were a couple of other Filipino favorites, bopis (grilled liver) and something called dinuguan (pork blood stew). As you might imagine, I didn’t sample either.

Upstairs, the decorating was in the capable hands of Inday.
Nicely done!
The view from The Rite Spot when the party got started.
Will the weather hold?
The early birds
Meat on the grill
Trouble brewing on the horizon
But on we partied
Matt, recently returned from a visit to the USA, gifted me this nifty shirt.
One of my cakes had the age I identify as being correctly displayed.
Dave and Jo brought a cake from the Hash. They also made it clear that I’ll be getting the real Hash cake on Monday.
Michael was also celebrating his August 27 birthday…he’s got five years on me though.
It was also a welcome home party for Matt.
Blowing the candles
Rainy night eats

As bad as the rain was, after the party ended we had downpours that lasted all night. I canceled the Wednesday Walkers group hike because where you gonna go in flood conditions?

We are in the Orange Zone. So, I was prepared to just be lazy today. Hey, when you are 69, any excuse will do!

So, I guess being another year older is as good an excuse as any to take a journey through the past. Feel free to scroll ahead:

The early days. I’ll never forget how hot that photographer looked. (1957)
Rafting on the Kern River (1959)
Camping in the desert (1961)
Escorting my grandmother at my brother’s wedding (1972)
High school graduate (1973)
California dreamer (1974)
Husband and daddy (1976)
A family man in Prescott, Arizona (1978)
Single again in Pocatello, Idaho (1981)
A redneck in South Carolina (1987)
Climbing the bureaucratic ladder in Roanoke, VA (1990)
Hanging out in Istanbul (2004)
The Korea lifestyle (2009)
At the end of a long career with Uncle Sam (2010)
Dreaming of being a professional darter (2012)
A visit to Japan (2013)
The Itaewon lifestyle (2014)
Back to work in Korea (2016)
What I’ve become (2024)

Wow, that was exhausting. Okay, let’s move on.

Lies then and now
And for some reason, the military can’t meet it’s recruitment needs. Draft the immigrants?

Okay, enough politics. In today’s YouTube video, let’s see what the Filipina Pea has to say about choosing the wrong type woman in the Philippines.

Let’s try the humor:

Yeah, that’s a good point
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do
Do magazines even exist anymore?

Well, I’m not sure what to make of Day 1 on the road to seventy. Am I lazy or old? Probably both. Nothing to do but stick around and see what happens next.

I was fourteen in the summer of ’69

A nightmare Hash

Luckily, I didn’t have to experience the nightmare firsthand. I wound up taking the My Bitch option to the Hash On-Home at Always Wet’s house on Rizal Extension. I had a few beers there, then left before the Circle commenced. I was one of the first to arrive, which wasn’t that unusual given my relatively short alternative trail, but what was weird was that the Hare, Vienna Sausage, had yet to return from marking the trail. His girlfriend (Always Wet) said he’d left at ten in the morning and was still out there. Hmm, it was 3:30 now, and the Hashers had started the trail at 2:00. What was going on? It was close to four when the first runner, Leech My Nuggets, showed up, and he wasn’t a happy camper. It seems that the Hare had gotten lost in the thick underbrush and rampant grasses at this time of year. Leech encountered Vienna during his retreat, and they found a different way down from Kalaklan Ridge.

But wait, it gets worse. The Circle normally starts at 4:00 p.m., but there were still several unaccounted-for Hashers at that time, so we waited. And waited. I still had the walk back into town ahead of me, so I decided to leave shortly after five. As I departed, five of the missing Hashers arrived via trike. Yep, they had been lost but eventually found a way back down from the ridge. I didn’t see Gary and his wife (new enough to the Hash to be unnamed), but I assumed they had taken a trike, too, and decided to go home. So, I proceeded on my hike back to town and went to the after-Hash venue at IDM to await my fellow Hashers. I was enjoying my beers and telling jokes to the waitresses I was treating to lady drinks (that always makes my jokes funnier somehow) when I saw my phone had a “missed call” from a name I didn’t recognize. When I opened Messenger, I saw this:

John, it’s Gary. We are stuck up on the mountain. Can you call please.

Oh shit. It was after seven now and pitch black outside. And it was raining. Getting down from Kalaklan Ridge is challenging under the best circumstances. But being lost up there in the dark is the stuff of nightmares. I don’t hear well on the phone, so I went over to another Hasher, Demolition Derby, and asked him to help with the call to Gary. Derby had Gary describe his surroundings and guessed that he might be on or near the ridgeline road. It’s dirt and rugged but easier to hike than a trail, especially at night. There are also occasional shacks and people to maybe provide assistance. Thirty minutes later, Gary messaged that “all was okay now.” We called back, and they had found the ridgeline road and were making their way down to the highway. They still had a long way to go. It was after nine when he messaged that they had made it home. Scary shit. I hope I never have to experience being lost in the middle of nowhere when the sun goes down.

Here are the “Hash” photos I took during my journey on the Bitch.

Stepping out my front door
One thousand steps–the end of the road in Alta Vista
2000 steps–a bitchy part of My Bitch
Today’s Easter Mountain view
Mountain Mama Onelia with her cookies
The way ahead at 3000 steps
4000 steps to the Mountain Dew house
The view from here
Gamgam’s place at 5000 steps is looking a tad overgrown
Arriving at the On-Home venue
6000 steps finds me heading down Rizal Extension
Don’t let the sun go down on me!
7000 steps and still on Rizal Extension
The backroad at Columban College at 8000 steps
The temptation of an empty trike was more than I could bear, so I caught a ride the rest of the way to IDM
It appears to be a bit of a dick trail

And now you know the rest of the story. The sad thing was, by the time we learned we had lost Hashers, the rest of us were in no condition to attempt a rescue. That’s why it’s best to stick with a group that knows their way around whenever possible.

Eight years ago I had a drunken birthday at Shenanigans in Itaewon:

Things are still a little blurry about that night

Today’s YouTube video is a brief update on the Philippines mayor who turned out to be a Chinese spy. It seems she has fled the country. Surprise, surprise.

And some quick humor (I have a party to attend to):

Can you reduce calories that way?
I’m bad, but not that bad.

So, it’s my birthday and we are having a party at The Rite Spot. Except it is raining at the moment. Here’s hoping that ends soon. Swan and her family having been cooking up tons of food, mostly stuff I like (baby back ribs, chicken wings, etc). I’ve also got some chili brewing in the crockpot. I’ll give you a full report on the festivities tomorrow!

Um, thanks. But I was hoping for a 69.