A great full day

Most days, it feels like I’m just filling the hours. But yesterday, the hours were full of fun and adventure. Fulfilling indeed!

It took a little over an hour to get to Barangay Aglao from Barretto.

Things kicked off when the Friday group hikers traveled to the wilds of San Marcelino to explore the shore of Mapanuepe Lake. The lake was formed after the Mount Pinatubo eruption in 1991 blocked the river and flooded the valley, creating a lake and drowning three villages in the process. Check out the link for the interesting details.

A church steeple is all that remains of one of those villages

What was unique about yesterday’s hike was that none of us had ever been here before. Well, I came this way two years ago, but we were across the lake in the campground area back then. The terrain we explored this time was virgin territory. I had it in my head that we could go overland to the campground, but I was wrong about that. We also had thought we could hike some of the way on the lake shore, but other than where we started in the village of Aglao, that was not to be. Still, everything being new and us being clueless added to the feeling of adventure. We were only on one hill but went up and down it twice, looking for our way. Ultimately, we had to retreat and retrace our steps to get back to where we started (and where the car was parked). We all agreed it was a fun trek and enjoyed the beauty of nature that surrounded us.

What our ups and downs looked like…
We have arrived, courtesy of Michael’s vehicle
A sign that we are welcome
We are gonna go thataway
And so it begins
It seems the lake is full of clouds
No idea what that stickwork is all about
Rumor has it that structure was at one time a floating restaurant
A tree I liked
And another lake view
Swan getting some directions from a local
And up we go. For the first, but not the last, time.
Now what do we do?
We’ll just keep on moving forward
No idea where we are going, but we are heading there anyway
Where now, brown cow?
That’s the campground across the lake
But you can’t get there from here. Without swimming anyway.
Back up we go
Swan-eating bushes
The view from here
There is no shame in retreat
Back in the village
Todd and Swan are poles apart
It’s like deja vu all over again.
The Friday hiking group, unbowed and undefeated
There was a sari-sari store at the end of this pier. Alas, no beer for sale.
So, we stopped in this place for the first time during the drive home.
That’s a creative way to say it. We didn’t try the meat, though. The beer wasn’t cold, and they had difficulty making change. I’m not saying we won’t be back, but we won’t go out of our way to come here.
What our adventure looked like from above. It is painfully obvious that my vision of walking to the campground was doomed from the start.

With the long drive and beer stop on the way back, I got home much later than usual. And I had a grand opening to attend. So, I dashed off a blog post, took a shower, and we set about heading into town.

Welcome to town, General MacArthur
My friend Jessa is overseeing the opening and training the new staff. She will be moving to the other venue on Baloy when the resto-bar there is ready to open,
Buying Jessa and the bartender a lady drink seemed like the polite thing to do.

Good luck to MacArthur’s. It’s a tiny place in a small town with fifty other bars, but maybe it will become an expat hangout. I doubt I’ll be more than an occasional customer, but I’m looking forward to the Baloy Beach venue.

I shall return!

We also had a dinner date with the neighborhood group from Alta Vista on our schedule. Papagayo was the chosen venue, and it is conveniently located almost next door to MacArthur’s.

The dinner group
My dinner was a chicken enchilada.

After the meal, the group moved up the highway to another newish venue, Red Stars. Yeah, we made some commie jokes about that name.

Cheers!

It was getting close to nine p.m., and the group was going to make Green Room the next stop. I’d had enough by now, and I pride myself on knowing when to say when. So, I said goodnight, and we caught a trike for home.

It was a gooder day than most and I am grateful to have had it. Here’s what it cost me:

  • Salary: 1000 pesos (part-time helper)
  • Prescription Meds: 1400 pesos
  • Jeepney: 50 pesos
  • Trike: 200 pesos
  • Dinner: 415 pesos
  • Lady Drinks: 520 pesos
  • Tips: 200 pesos
  • Alcohol: 1840 pesos
  • Total for October 11: 5625 pesos

To the memories from my glory days:

Eight years ago, I was visiting Pattaya, Thailand. I decided to grab a beer here.
Turns out, the name was ironic. There wasn’t a pussy in this ladyboy bar. The “gals” were friendly though.
Things felt a little safer on the infamous Walking Street

Seven years ago, I experienced a different kind of danger in Boracay:

I only walked this path in daylight and while sober.

In today’s YouTube video, Filipina Pea explores something that used to be near and dear to my heart: transactional relationships. She poses the question of whether, in truth, ALL relationships are transactional. Thinking in terms of me and Swan, I’d say no. But there is a voice in my head asking what would happen if I lost my pension and the house and lived on the street. As am I wont to say, I don’t know, and I don’t care. I’d probably die before crossing that bridge anyway.

And now for some humor:

Judge me by my character, not the color of my skin. Hmm, never mind!
Yeah, so what happened to Jeffrey Epstein?
Sounds vaguely familiar…

This evening, we plan to visit Treasure Island on Baloy and enjoy some live music. Hopefully, the rain will hold off. See you back here tomorrow!

And the “first time hearing” video:

Heart and soul

First things first:

Our new hospital in Barretto
The only section I hope to need

Gonna have to rush through today’s post. I’ll explain why tomorrow. For now, let me briefly cover how my two doctor visits (pulmonary and cardiologist) went yesterday. Nothing new with the lungs other than a change to my inhalers. The heart doc reviewed my results from the echocardiogram I did in Angeles and declared, “You have a big heart.” Naturally, I thanked her for the compliment. Turns out, she meant the left side of my heart is enlarged. The good news is my body has compensated, and at least so far, the blood is pumping through in normal amounts and leaving nothing behind. So, there is nothing that needs to be done for now other than monitoring every six months to ensure everything is still functioning as it should be. As for the aortic stenosis, it is in the mild range and, for now, does not pose a problem. That will also be part of the six-month review to make sure things aren’t changing for the worse. The doctor was concerned about the fluid retention in my ankles and prescribed a new med to hopefully correct the edema. These symptoms are all precursors of congestive heart failure, which is what my mother died from at seventy-eight years old. My goal is to make it to eighty-three (to match or outlive my father), so I’ll do my best to follow the doctor’s advice. The bottom line is that, as of now, I am not displaying any of the symptoms that are indicative of imminent heart failure. That sounds like news I can live with!

After the appointments were done, I headed home to enjoy an evening at The Rite Spot On The Roof.

The view when I arrived
And then the sun did its thing.
Always nice to watch
Thanks for the show!
When the sun was gone, the moon tried to fill the void
And the city lights were nice to see as well

And then it was time for a rooftop dinner.

A side dish of fried chicken
A Swan salad
Spaghetti
and sauce
Dinner on my plate
My dining companions at The Rite Spot

A good finish to the day.

  • Charity: 2400 pesos (candy and Mama)
  • Doctor Visit: 1400 pesos (two docs, 700 each)
  • Trike: 400 pesos
  • Jeepney: 50 pesos
  • Total for October 10: 4250 pesos

Staying at home is definitely a cheaper option. I’m going to have to do that more often—but not tonight!

The YouTube video I’ve chosen for today is about the poor province girls working at bars in Angeles City. I haven’t watched it yet, so I can’t comment on the content. I do tend to feel sorry for the girls when this line of work is their only option, but taking that option away doesn’t help them either.

And this is where I attempt to put a smile on your face:

At least she’s a real woman
May I ask what the fuss is all about?
A team effort!

So, a great Friday group hike today way out in San Marcelino. With the travel time and after-hike refreshments, I didn’t make it home until three p.m. Usually, no big deal, but today is the grand opening of the newest bar in town, MacArthur’s. I promised my friend Jessa that we’d make an appearance. Again, not a problem, except I accepted a dinner invite with the neighbors for six-thirty at Papagayo. Hence, the rushed post here (can you tell the difference?) and lack of a nap since I need to shower up and head out. At least I’ll have something interesting to post about tomorrow. See you then!

From 1938! Wow, still nice to hear.

Feelin’ kneedy

I don’t give blowjobs, nor do I pray, but I do occasionally fall down on my knees when I’m hiking. Like I did yesterday.

So, the plan for the Wednesday Walkers was to go up and over Kalaklan Ridge, then down into Olongapo City for a street walk before catching a Jeepney back to Barretto. It didn’t work out that way. The climb up was more than a little challenging, and then, about three-quarters of the way up, we encountered a carabao tied to a tree and blocking our path. We give those creatures a wide berth these days after learning about the damage one did to some Hashers in Angeles City. Anyway, as our frontrunners looked for a way around the mad cow, Scott and I were looking at the trail ahead. It appeared to be a lot steeper than I remembered it, and it was very much overgrown in the tall grasses that dominate the hillsides at this time of year. Ultimately, we decided it wasn’t worth the effort, so we retreated and took a different way back down. As fate would have it, the path we chose to descend was one of the more difficult downs we’ve ever taken from Kalaklan. Oh well, I made it to the bottom by the skin of my knees.

Arriving at our departure point on Rizal Extension
Heading out
And heading up
I’m not as slow as molasses because molasses can’t flow uphill. I do so at a snail’s pace.
At least my hike mates can rest while waiting for me to catch up.
Most of the climb was a bitch
This kid approached me with a gun in hand. It reminded me of the time I got held up by a dyslexic robber: “Okay, mother sticker, this is a fuck up. Get your ass in the air, or I’ll blow your hands off!” (sorry if I’ve used that line before)
I handed over the cookies and lived to tell about it.
There was a time in my life when I got high on grass. These days, the grass is high on me.
The way ahead
A view of the ridgeline we failed to achieve
Taking a rest before the final push up
Here we go!
You can’t really see it from here, but that carabao I mentioned is tied to that tree in the middle of this pic. We could have likely found a way around, but the remainder of the climb didn’t look appetizing, so we demonstrated valor by exercising discretion.
Our retreat was lucky for these kids who earned a cookie reward.
We rarely see snakes on our hikes, and when we do, it is nice to see them dead.
It was a pleasant hike…
And then things got a little rocky
On down. It was somewhere near here where I tripped on a branch and fell to my knees.
Harder going than it may appear
A creek crossing
Going down through a shanty village
Stepping carefully on slick steps
Then back on the street
And back to where we started
After hike refreshments at Harley’s Pub
Short and not so sweet
It felt strenuous, but my heart rate didn’t seem to think so

When beer o’clock arrived, I made my way to BarCelona. Swan was visiting a friend in Olongapo and joined me there later.

From my perch at BarCelona, I could see where I’d been. The yellow is as high as we got; the tower is at the top of Kalaklan.
The other BarCelona view

And then a scene played out in front of me that was unexpected.

It’s unusual to see an expat in a wheelchair. I first spotted him on the highway, and then he had his helper push him down the street in front of The Maze. I wondered where he was going.

Well, there are a couple of homeless folks living on the sidewalk. One of them is a tall, bearded guy who looks a bit like Jesus. I see this guy all over town, picking up recyclables from the trash to sell at the junk shops. He never begs, though.

The wheelchair guy rolls away after rejection

So, the guy in the wheelchair has his gal roll him up to the homeless man. Then he holds out a one hundred peso bill for the homeless fella to take. And the homeless Jesus waved him off! I’ve never seen that before. He rejected more cash than he made collecting trash and walking around all day. Maybe pride does goeth before a fall. But what impressed the most was that cripple I was feeling sorry for going out of his way to help someone he viewed as less fortunate. Good for him!

Swan arrived shortly after the abovementioned event and enjoyed a glass of wine. I, of course, didn’t make her drink alone.

My hero! I’m not in his league, but I can generally down three beers in the time it takes Swan to finish a glass of wine. (and yes, the punctuation and grammar in this meme is awful, sorta like LTG)

When we left BarCelona, I was ready for some dinner, and Myleen’s was practically right across the street. So, off we went.

Enchiladas for me. Spicy they were!
Swan wasn’t that hungry and snacked on chicken fingers.

We did our nightcap at Green Room—wine, beer, lady drinks, and watching some pretty good pool players. Oh, and I brought Choco Pies to share with the girls. Also, some lollipops so they’d have something to suck on. Home again by 7:30 for the second night in a row. I must be slowing down in my old age.

Finally, a day under 5000 pesos!

  • Prescription Meds: 1400 pesos
  • Alcohol: 1070 pesos
  • Dinner: 720 pesos
  • Lady Drinks: 370 pesos
  • Tips: 320 pesos
  • Trike: 200 pesos
  • Total for October 9: 4080 pesos

Ah, those Facebook memories. Twelve years ago, my wife Jee Yeun and I had a visit with Dr. Yoo at his Soonchunhwang Hospital clinic, and this happened:

Jee Yeun and I had our doctor appointment with Dr. Yoo today. Jee Yeun’s doing great and I’m still fat. And we also got our flu shots.

Anyway, after Dr. Yoo finished checking Jee Yeun I said “Doctor, Jee Yeun’s always complaining about being bored. Can you prescribe something for that”? Without missing a beat he said “Viagra”.

Everyone’s a comedian these days.

Eight years ago, I was exploring Bangkok:

It’s a beautiful city, even if they do drive on the wrong side of the road
I also enjoyed the nightlife there.

Today’s YouTube video from Reekay attempts to explain why so many of us baby boomers are choosing to retire in the Philippines. When I moved here, my homeland wasn’t the total fucked up mess it is today. I never intend to live there again. There are options other than the Philippines, of course. I like Asia, so my alternatives include Cambodia and Vietnam. I’ve been hearing a lot of good things about the Dominican Republic, but at this stage of my life, that’s just a bridge too far.

Things I find kinda sorta funny:

The real reason all those boomers are moving here.
You can say that again!
Almost like looking in a mirror.

Today, I’ll visit both the pulmonary doctor and the cardiologist (one after the other). I’m hopeful the news will be mostly good. And I’m overdue for spending some time at The Rite Spot, so I’ll be coming home after the docs are done with me and staying here for a change. I’ll share what I find out here tomorrow.

Blasé daze

Tuesdays around here are nothing to get excited about, and yesterday was no exception. That won’t keep me from writing about it, though. One of these days, Guinness will recognize the most boring blog in history, and Long Time Gone is bound to be in the running. Thank you, dear readers, for your support!

Let’s get on with it then. Those groceries ain’t gonna buy themselves, so the first order of business was the trip to the Royal Duty-Free Supermarket on SBMA.

Mama was waiting for me in her usual spot at the time she knew I’d be coming by. I gave her two banana-nut muffins and 100 pesos to start her day.

Nothing exciting to report from my time in the grocery store.

I did manage to stay close to the amount I budgeted for groceries, so there’s that.

On the way home, we stopped at the local print shop to get copies of my echocardiogram results made. I’ll be doing my consult with the cardiologist tomorrow.

A quiet remainder of the morning at home, a nap, a blog post, and then it was time to head into town.

Along the way, I saw that my first residence in Alta Vista was vacant once again. I like my current place much better, and it is cheaper.
And seeing this lonely truck made me feel a little sad
Our first stop of the afternoon in town
A haircut for me and a foot spa for Swan

My haircut was done before Swan’s feet, so we agreed to meet at Cheap Charlies. I hadn’t visited there for a couple of months because they didn’t have wine the last time I went. I’d seen the CC bartender the night before, and she assured me wine would be available this time. It was.

The view from my seat hadn’t changed since my last visit. As I looked at Hot Zone across the street, it occurred to me that I had climbed that hill in the background more frequently lately than I had visited the bar.
The Maze is where you are most likely to find me these days. BarCelona, La Oficina, Alaska, Sloppy Joe’s, Green Room, and Wet Spot all under one roof.

Swan did, in fact, enjoy the wine she was served when she arrived at Cheap Charlies. My beer was cold and wet, and none of my old regulars work there anymore, so I didn’t have any need to buy lady drinks. I’ll try to fit CC back into my bar circuit.

We had planned on visiting Green Room next, but a peek in the door revealed the place was packed with a pool tournament. So, we plopped ourselves down at Sloppy Joe’s instead. Another wine for Swan and beers for me as we watched the world go by on the street in front of us. And as shocking as it may sound, when we were ready to move on, I didn’t feel like going to another bar. Instead, we went to Sit-n-Bull and ordered some food to bring home. Our night out was over by 7:30. I warned you it was a boring Tuesday!

Here’s where the money went:

  • Groceries: 13,360 pesos
  • Driver: 1000 pesos
  • Charity: 100 pesos
  • Tips: 350 pesos
  • Alcohol: 1200 pesos
  • Foot Spa/Haircut: 400 pesos
  • Dinner: 1070 pesos
  • Trike: 100 pesos
  • Total for October 8: 17,230 pesos

Facebook memories reminded me of a cake I baked six years ago:

Happy Birthday, RuRu (the gal on the right). These days, RuRu is an OFW (Overseas Filipino Worker) in Qatar. That’s my friend Jessa on the left, and I still run into her occasionally. She’s helping her boss open a new bar in Barretto and a resort on Baloy. I’m looking forward to a potential beach bar at the resort.

Today’s YouTube video has the Filipina Pea interviewing a recently arrived expat who had all his plans ruined by a thieving woman he’d spent months courting in a long-distance relationship (LDR). Shit happens, as I can attest as a past victim of scammers. As I learned the hard way, the ones you’ve never met can burn you the most. Although truth be told, I got fucked over by ones I had met as well.

Today’s humor offerings:

More than a mouthful is a waste
Looks like she got snakebit
My heritage is Scotch-Irish. My father introduced me to the bar culture at a very young age. I recall sipping a Coke in a beer joint while my dad held court at the bar when I was in kindergarten. As I’ve often said, beer is in my genes.

This morning, I went on a short but grueling hike with the Wednesday Walkers group. More on that in tomorrow’s post. Next up, I hope to enjoy some of that beer my genes make me crave. And life goes on.

I enjoy these “hearing it for the first time” videos, hope you do too…

Red alert!

Hashers in the house! That house being Red Bar for the Hash On-Home festivities. Getting there involved a long slog up into the hills and back down again on the other side. Well, it did for me. The actual Hash trail had another down and another up, which I chose to avoid. Why? Because I like to keep it fun, and I just wasn’t feeling it. That’s the way I roll these days.

Different strokes for different folks. Purple is the long trail, green is the short version, and blue is my way.
The Hares did a nice job, even if I only did a portion of the trail they so diligently marked.
Hashers gather at the starting point
And we are On-On!
I don’t know what it is about an uphill road, but they kick my ass.
This damn thing reminded me of those streets in San Francisco
Finally, onto the dirt. The climb wasn’t over yet, though.
On up!
Almost there
You knew that was coming, didn’t you?
Splendor in the grass
I’ve lost my sense of smell, but I still enjoy the flowers
My favorite
The way ahead
Those other shortcutters
The first three runners (blue, yellow, orange) passed us as we entered Alta Vista near the end of the hike.
And we arrive at our On-Home destination
I don’t visit Red Bar very often, but I always have the best lady in town with me wherever I go.
The Hash Gash
The old guy
Fuck Buddy demonstrates why you don’t wear new shoes to the Hash.
The heart did okay during the climb, even if I didn’t like it much.

As is the custom, the after-Hash gathering was at It Doesn’t Matter. We packed the place last night. Swan invited another Hasher (Beth, our Wet Spot friend) to join us at IDM for food and drinks. We stayed later and drank more than usual but had a nice time.

Even after the bill came due. One thousand three hundred hundred of that is for food.
No tacos last night, but plenty of beer!

It was a good Hash Monday. Here’s where the money went:

  • Alcohol: 640 pesos
  • Dinner: 1310 pesos
  • Lady Drinks: 200 pesos
  • Tips: 130 pesos
  • Charity: 3850 pesos
  • Hash Fees: 8500 pesos
  • Trike: 200 pesos
  • Total for October 7: 14,830 pesos

Those big-ticket items are pretty much one-offs. The student I sponsor in Bohol needed money for his monthly transport to school while his mother is working in Cebu, so I wired the requested 2700 pesos. My peanut vendor friend Emmanuel has been ill and unable to work recently. He messaged me that there was no food for his family and asked if I could help him. So, I told him he could meet me at IDM. When he arrived, I slipped him a thousand pesos. Seven thousand nine hundred of the Hash fees are for the Haggis Bash in La Union coming up this December. That includes our hotel for two nights and two days of Hashing. I’m looking forward to taking Cums Alone on her first out-of-town Hash event.

In the memory department, Facebook reminds me that seven years ago, my trip to Boracay continued and featured the discovery of an aptly named bar:

I still didn’t have a clue about how grumpy I was soon to become.

Ah, well. It all turned out okay. I’m still alive and kicking, and that’s the important thing. Which is a nice segue for today’s YouTube video. This gent, whom I watched for the first time, is also sixty-nine years old and offers some good advice and insights on growing older.

WTF? I guess he doesn’t allow embedding his videos. Go ahead and watch it here if you like. I won’t be linking him in the future. Blogs were a thing before there were vlogs.

And now for some humor:

Imagine that
I understand it makes it hard to swallow
This one leafs a lot to be desired. (I know, I know, it is not grammatically correct, but that’s the punster exception. Who says you can’t make a bad joke worse?)

I’m going to take Swan to her foot spa, and I need a haircut. That sounds pretty exciting, eh? I saw the Cheap Charlies bartender at IDM last night and she said they have wine in stock, so maybe I’ll end my boycott and pay them a visit later today. So many options, so little time!

I will if I write about them here!

And the “hearing it for the first time” take:

More Sunday sweetness

It seems that the more candy we bring, the more kids we encounter. Yesterday, we maxed out our carrying capacity but still had to shorten the Candy Walk when we ran out of goodies. Maybe I need to buy a bigger backpack.

A girl on a mission
A sea of grass
The Easter Mountain view
A beautiful morning for a sweet walk
Avoiding the water hazard
Getting down to business
It groves on you
Tending the lawn outside the chapel in Marian Hills
One kid brought a wheel barrel for her candy. The little boy in the black shirt is Jason, the kid Swan helped enroll in school. He asked for 100 pesos for lunch money, and I gave it to him. I somehow avoided Facebook jail when I posted the naked pussy in this photo.
Another regular stop
Line up!
We ran into the Hares for today’s Hash out marking the trail
A lakefront residence
Swan is the most popular gal in town, at least on Sunday mornings.
A quiet street scene in San Isidro. Where is everyone?
Oh, there they are!
As I suspected, the temporary bridge will not be maintained now that the new bridge has opened.
But while it lasts, that bridge has created a popular swimming hole for the locals.
And a fishing hole
The river swimmers besieged Swan, and this is where the day’s supply of candy ran out.
Without the final loop, we finished at just under 5K

Next up on the Sunday agenda was the Hideaway feeding.

A stop at Jewel Cafe to fill the food requests from the Hideaway girls.
  • 1- breaded breast chicken with steamed veggies and fries
  • 1-sisig with rice
  • 1-garlic prawns with rice
  • 1-longasilog
  • 1-tapasilog
  • 1 five-piece chicken wings (crispy)
I always leave a tip for the Jewel crew: cookies, lollipops, and coins. I also give the gal who delivers the order 100 pesos for her trouble.

Owner Griff was there yesterday, along with a couple of other customers. That always improves the vibe. Some good music videos also helped pass the time enjoyably.

The dessert selections I provided
The food arrives
The girls say their thanks and grab their boxes
And the chowing down commences

See you all next week! Next up, John’s Place.

The usual view from our third floor perch

John was relaxing in his recliner on the second floor when we arrived and departed. His headphones were on, so we just nodded our hellos and goodbyes.

I was craving me some pulled pork. John’s is still the best in town.
Swan went with the chicken chow mien and said it was good.
I’ve found it is easier to take a photo of the receipt and itemize expenses later.
The sundown view from John’s

We made Wet Spot our nightcap venue and enjoyed spending time with Irene and Beth, who is also a Hasher. Another wine, a couple more beers, and some lady drinks to close out our Sunday.

In over six years of residence, this is the first time I actually paid attention to my Wet Spot receipt. I get a 10% Hash discount on my drinks, but I never knew about the 18% VAT. I checked the math and saw that the VAT is included in the price of the drink, but it is just separated out on the bill to keep the taxman happy.

So, here’s how Sunday added up:

  • Dinner: 790 pesos
  • Alcohol: 1300 pesos
  • Tips: 340 pesos
  • Lady Drinks: 990 pesos
  • Trike: 200 pesos
  • Charity: 2300 pesos
  • Trash Collection: 100 pesos
  • Total for October 6: 6000

The charity expense includes the food from Jewel and also the 1000 pesos I give Joy (a single mother of two) each week to help her keep the kids in school and pay the bills.

I saw this short video of a Trump-hater in action this morning and it reminded me that Karma is a beautiful thing.

And it was also a reminder of this:

Today’s YouTube video left me shaking my head and saying wow repeatedly. The nightmare of being a homeless and destitute foreigner, the poor living conditions of the typical Filipino, and the good heart and generosity given to help a stranger in need are all on display. Yeah, I’m living a rich life here and will do all in my power to ensure that is always the case, but it is good to remember that many others are not so fortunate. It puts my meager charity budget in perspective, that’s for sure.

And now a dose of humor:

Damn, don’t be so hard on the guy!
Back in the day, it seemed like all the girls were checking out my butt. I’d overhear them saying, “What an ass!”
I’m still on my high horse

So, here it is, another Hash Monday, and the trail awaits. I’ll let y’all know how that works out for me tomorrow. Swan will be joining the fun today, so that will be nice.

I’m not sure how it came to pass that I’ve never heard this song before today. Or maybe I just forgot about it.

I’ve had Saturdays

And yesterday was one more!

Don’t worry; this isn’t another rainy-day post.

Swan wanted to join me on my Standard Saturday Solo Street Stroll, making it a Modified Saturday Duo Street Stroll. Always nice to have her along, though. And, of course, she wanted to hand out some sweets along the way.

Whatever makes you happy
Filling the gap
A gated community
Just shy of 5K on a warm morning

When evening time arrived, I asked Swan where she wanted to hang out. She shrugged and said it doesn’t matter. So, that’s where we started. At first, I thought we had made a mistake because some guy on the other side of the outdoor seating area was holding court on the upcoming US elections. He was being so loud that he may as well have been sitting next to me. It was all standard lefty anti-Trump talking points: mean tweets, lies, not respected by our allies, blah, blah, blah. Someone at his table would state obvious counterpoints about how fucked up things have been since Trump left office, and all the guy had in response was it was worse under Trump. Illegal migrants? Trump didn’t build the wall he promised. And Haitians aren’t eating pets. High fuel prices? Not the government’s fault (ignoring the executive orders Biden signed on day one taking away our energy independence. Anyway, it went on and on. Swan told me to ignore him, but he was so loud I couldn’t even hear the music. If I had been sitting at his table, I’d have pointed out the ignorance of his arguments, but I wasn’t up for getting in a shouting match across the bar. Someone at the table next to the asshole occasionally interjected an inconvenient truth, but the guy kept insisting Kamala would be better.

Swan turning a deaf ear.

The loser eventually ended his rant by saying something I finally agreed with: Politics makes people stupid. He was the perfect example of that.

Anyway, once he was gone, we were able to relax and enjoy our visit to IDM. Swan bought two lady drinks for the owner’s wife, and they had a good time chatting in that language I don’t understand. Later on, we moved to Green Room and hung out with our regular crew. We ordered some Sit-n-Bull takeout food and then triked on home.

My tasty shredded beef burrito, called “The El Padre” on the menu.

What did all that fun cost me?

  • Dinner: 1120 pesos
  • Lady Drinks: 980 pesos
  • Alcohol: 1060 pesos
  • Tips: 350 pesos
  • Snacks: 520 pesos (Angel’s Bakery)
  • Trike: 200 pesos
  • Charity: 250 pesos (Mama the Umbrella Lady and a beggar)
  • Total for October 5: 4430 pesos

Facebook memories carried me back seven years ago when I visited Boracay Island.

I took Loraine there to celebrate her 50th birthday.

I thought Loraine was going to share my upcoming life in the Philippines. Three weeks after our trip to Boracay she gave me the devastating news that she was in love with someone else. I wrote about that in an aptly named post, FUCK ME!

I took the time today to tweak my lefty friends on Facebook:

A picture is worth a thousand words

My old pal John from the UK left this comment:

Whereas in reality, your guy is a convicted rapist who has banned abortions and flies round in epsteins old plane. The end of civilisation indeed!

I usually don’t bother engaging this kind of ignorance, but I did say this: John, enjoy your Kool-Aid. It’s scary to think you believe those lies, but you don’t get to vote, so no worries.

Today’s YouTube video claims that once you go Filipina, you’ll never go back. It’s hard to argue with that. He also makes the point that the less the age gap, the better. He suggests a twenty-year maximum differential. I’ve got twenty-nine on Swan, which seems like nothing, especially compared to my fifty-one-year difference with Mary.

And now for some humor:

He’s giving her a chance. Will she blow it?
Sounds like you won’t be getting that pussy
Yeah, that’s a reach

And now it’s time for those Sunday routines. Already got the Candy Walk done. Next up is the Hideaway feeding. Then I’ll treat Swan to dinner at John’s place. After that, we shall see.

And here is one of those “first time hearing it” videos:

Beach stew

There may not be a magic formula for maintaining contentment, but here’s the recipe I used to create a satisfying Friday. The first ingredient was a group hike:

Gen, Ed, Michael, and Gary were my fellow travelers
Into the ocean of thatch grass we go
The first recipients of sweets. I carry four bags of cookies and four sacks of lollipops when I leave home for a hike. I usually have leftovers, but not yesterday.
Our route took us through the Naugsol valley
Over Bridge #4
Back in the woods
It had been quite a while since we last did this passage between Sawmill and the Govic Highway.
I didn’t see it, but one of those cows chased after Gen, forcing her to make a muddy escape.
Back to the relative safety of the highway
A rarely seen side of Easter Mountain
I wussed out and caught a trike after a little more than 8K. I was tired and didn’t feel like dodging traffic on Sawmill for the last kilometer.

The next ingredients in the satisfaction stew included liquid refreshments and beach views. We found both on Baloy.

Our first stop was McCoy’s, where we enjoyed this view from our table.
After a couple of beers, we did a beach walk.
And enjoyed watching the sun go down.
Our next stop was the rarely visited Kokomo’s. We were the day’s first customers, so we treated the gals to a lady drink in celebration of our arrival.
A bit later, owner Steve and his wife arrived, and we had a nice visit. The good news is the floating bar is scheduled to be back in place by the end of the month.

I felt a hunger inside that needed to be satisfied, so we crossed the street and grabbed a table at the Lagoon Resort.

The Kokomo’s folks joined us for dinner
The “entertainment” was this guy singing solo. A bit too loud, but at least the song selections were pleasant.
Pretty quiet for a Friday night at Lagoon. Those dartboards on the wall brought back some memories. Back in my playing days, Lagoon was the team I played for.
I enjoyed my Irish beef stew, although I’m not sure what makes chunks of beef with veggies and mashed potatoes on the side a stew.
Swan also enjoyed her chicken cordon bleu

And then, seemingly out of nowhere, a downpour of rain commenced. I didn’t see that coming! On the way home, we had our trike stop at the 7/11, where I purchased some ice cream as the final ingredient to a sweet day. I bought some extra cones for the gate guards and trike driver, so it was a happy ending for everyone.

Here’s what a Beach stew day costs:

  • Salary: 2000 pesos (part-time weekend helper)
  • Water Bill: 600 pesos
  • Dinner: 730 pesos
  • Alcohol: 1405 pesos
  • Tips: 400 pesos
  • Lady Drinks: 580 pesos
  • Snacks: 600 pesos (ice cream)
  • Trike: 220 pesos
  • Total for October 4: 6535 pesos

In other news, the bridge to San Isidro is now open to traffic. They had a big ribbon cutting ceremony yesterday that I could hear from the house.

I could see it from here, too. It’s wider and nicer than the one it replaced. I’m sure the residents will appreciate having reliable vehicle access once again.

Twelve years ago, I drove to Chattanooga, Tennessee, to participate in a darts tournament.

Traffic was a bitch that day in both directions.

I haven’t driven a car in over five years now. Probably for the best.

Communism is in Kamala’s genes (and her jeans, right Wille?):

You’ve been warned!

Today’s YouTube video from The Filipina Pea was a fun exploration of Filipino myths and superstitions. Someone should write a book featuring those evil creatures. Where’s JRR Tolkien when you need him? Oh yeah, he’s dead. Anyway, the one superstition I’ve seen and heard about the most is the belief in ghosts here. There’s a hotel in Angeles City that bargirls won’t visit because they believe it is haunted. And there’s a tunnel leaving the old Navy base that drivers honk when they pass through to scare off a ghost rumored to live there. Hey, believe whatever you want. I believe I’ll have another beer.

Let’s see if I can scare up some humor:

Trouble is brewing…
I recall the story of a snail who bought a Nissan 280Z on the condition that the dealer change the “Z” to an “S.” Eager to make the sale, the dealer agreed but asked the snail why. The snail replied that when he drove past a pretty female, he wanted her to say, “Look at that S-car go!” (sorry, that was bad even by my low standards)
I actually had a taste of monkey brains once. Once was more than enough.

The plan for this evening is to attend the 20th Anniversary party for Harley’s Pub and Hotel on Baloy. I’m not a regular there, but Swan has some Australian friends staying there, and we’ve been invited to drop by for a visit. And so we shall.

UPDATE: Swan changed her mind. She says Harley’s will be too crowded, so I guess we’ll find a different venue to get our groove on.

Another group I grew up on, thanks to my father’s love of music. I hadn’t heard this song in I don’t know how long, but it’s still a nice listen.

Dog gone

I’m sure I must have mentioned the unruly dogs down the street from me. It got to the point where I’ve been forced to carry a stick with me to fend them off as I pass by. Swan and some of the neighbors even filed a complaint with the Barangay to no avail. The owner has a fenced yard, but more often than not, left the dogs outside to harass passersby. Honestly, I had seriously considered paying someone to poison the dogs because they were a danger to others (at least two neighbors have been bitten in the past). I never followed through on that plan because I didn’t want to risk running afoul of the law or being deported. So, I was surprised to see this when walking by yesterday morning:

As much as I hated this dog, it saddened me to see the way he died–stuck under a fence gate trying to escape from the yard. I have no idea how long he suffered trying to free himself. The corpse was still there when I passed by again late in the afternoon but was thankfully gone this morning.

For my Thursday walk, I joined Swan on an excursion to the Subic market. Naturally, we brought some sweets to hand out along the way.

We detoured through this village right outside the gates of Alta Vista and made some kids who live there happy.
On the journey to our future destination, we walked past this present
A boring highway walk getting there
A river and a bay
Perhaps one day I’ll pop into the 2N2 Resort and see if things add up. I’ve never been there B4.
My plan is to buy an electric vehicle like this for Swan. Christmas is coming!
The store where Swan buys the weekly candy ration
Candy in hand and soon to be handed out
A tad over 6K from beginning to end

I knew Swan would be wanting to get her beach fixation satiated, so I offered her the choice of Baloy or Kon-Tiki. She chose Baloy, but as we were walking, she changed her mind. We’d usually take a Jeepney to get to Kon-Tiki, but a trike driver called out as we approached the highway, offering us a ride. Hell, why not? We get in and start on our way, and I see Mama, the homeless umbrella lady I’ve been helping some since before I moved here. I had the driver stop, reached for my wallet, and it wasn’t in my pocket. Swan had a hundred pesos and gave it to my Mama. I knew I had refilled my wallet after my shower, so I figured I must have left it on the dresser. So, we had the trike driver take us back to the house. On the way, I checked my other pocket (one I never use), and I’ll be damned, but there was my wallet. Fuck, I should be President! So, we had the driver turn around once more, and we completed our journey to Samba Resort without further incident.

Swan’s happy place
Welcome back to Kon-Tiki!
The last time we were here, the inflatable island had been deflated and beached. Now, it’s back once more in all its view-disrupting glory.
A peaceful afternoon on the bay
Swan in her favorite seat
We had the place to ourselves
It’s a dog’s life living free on the beach
Wine and beer go together…
…like Swan and John
And then this happened
Going…
…going…
…gone!

We both ordered the fajitas for our evening meal…chicken for me, shrimp for Swan.

Dinner is served!
The chicken
And the shrimp

When we arrived, the chef greeted us and said he had seen us hiking on the highway that morning. Ah, life in a small town, even when you are out of town.

A last photo at Samba Resort before catching a trike back to Barretto

We did our nightcap at The Green Room. Lady drinks for Chu and Sally, a wine for Swan, and some more beers for me. Headed for home around eight after a full and satisfying day in the life.

Here is what the day cost me:

  • Charity: 2300 pesos (candy for the Sunday Candy Walk)
  • Alcohol: 1425 pesos (my beer, Swan’s wine)
  • Dinner: 675 pesos
  • Trike Fare: 450 pesos
  • Lady Drinks: 370 pesos
  • Tips: 325 pesos
  • Total for October 3: 5545 pesos

I also received the results of my echocardiogram. Obviously, I’m not qualified to interpret them, but I’m seeing the word “mild” a lot, and I hope that’s a good sign. I’ll be going back to the referring cardiologist next week to see what it all means.

I will also get a second opinion before making any potentially life-altering decisions.

Twelve years ago, I was living my darting life in Columbia, South Carolina:

Dart league at the local pub, Puddlin’ Duck.

It’s always amazing to me to look back at what I thought would be my life until, suddenly, it wasn’t. I guess that’s a lot like dying.

Today’s YouTube video is from a vlogger I don’t normally follow, but the title of this one caught my eye. Koreans have pretty much taken over the bar scene in Angeles City, and a lot of the Western expats there don’t like that fact. Here in Barretto, the only Koreans I see are the occasional tourists. They seem to be generous and popular with the girls. Now, that said, when I lived in Korea, I met Filipinas who worked for assholes, or worse, married them. I’d also occasionally encounter the “Koreans Only” signage at nightspots. Didn’t bother me much; I don’t want to go where I’m not wanted. I will always remember my girlfriend Eun Oke ending our relationship because I wanted to retire and move to a “poor country.” I’m not sure that qualifies as “looking down” on Filipinos, though. I have no other data points to consider, so I’m going to just say that some Koreans may think Filipinos are inferior, but no more so than other nationalities. Assholes abound, but the good outweighs the bad.

Hopefully, here’s something you can smile about:

That was a ballsy thing to do
Shit happens
The science is settled!

I’m going to skip the SOB this week. Instead, I’ll check out what’s happening on Baloy Beach. It’s been a while since my last visit. See you here tomorrow.

I was one year old when this song came out. I don’t remember ever hearing it before today. Doggone it!

Faster than a speeding snail

Those hours aren’t just going to fill themselves. Here’s how I spent my time yesterday.

During the dog walk, I challenged this guy to race me to the curb. It was a photo finish, but I won!
The morning sky just before the group hike looked more than a little threatening

A little rain isn’t going to stop the Wednesday Walkers from their appointed rounds. I needed my umbrella on the way to the start, but once it was time to hit the trail, the rain ended. The biggest challenge was picking a route that wouldn’t be a complete bore. I decided we’d had enough street walks lately, so I led the group on a familiar route into the hills, but one we hadn’t done recently. This time of year, the tall and wild thatch grass creates a problem, and yesterday was no exception. We pushed on through it, and my hike mates all said they enjoyed the trek.

Swan, Sheryl, Gary, and Michael were my fellow adventurers
At the end of La Union Street, we headed up through a shanty neighborhood
Climbed some steps, then hit the grassy trail
Looking down on Alta Vista
A brief pause to catch our breath, then on up we went
A Barretto view
Where’s Michael? He was just right in front of me. (Look closely, and you might see the white of his shirt)
Ah, he reappeared
Bringing up the rear
The view from here
I’d considered hiking Kalaklan Ridge, but we’ll save that for another (drier) day.
Don’t be jealous, Easter Mountain
And here we were without a paddle
Finally, a respite from the thatch grass
Cookies for the wilderness dwellers.
Then one more climb
Almost done

I seem to have forgotten to photograph our descent into Marian Hills, but it was uneventful.

Our first time crossing the nearly completed new bridge to San Isidro
Swan picked up some buns at the Santo Tomas marketplace, and we invited the Wednesday Walkers to The Rite Spot for burgers and beers.
It wasn’t long (a little over 5K), but it was a pretty sweet hike

The hill climbs during the hike weren’t as challenging as Kalaklan, but going up is never easy for my tired old body. That said, I didn’t suffer over much, and I was pleasantly surprised to see that I didn’t exceed my recommended maximum heart rate.

I haven’t seen the results of my latest echocardiogram, but I’m clinging to hope that maybe things aren’t as bad as I imagined. I should know more soon.

Later in the afternoon, it was time to head into town to spend some money.

We kicked things off at BarCelona. We stayed for an hour and were the only customers for the duration of our visit. I just don’t get why the bar isn’t more popular.
I took this zoom shot of Cheap Charlies because I thought I recognized someone there. But they had a pretty decent crowd. People say the stairs to the third floor deter folks from BarCelona, but the steps to Cheap Charlies are almost as high.
Looking down from our perch at BarCelona at some homeless folks encamped across the road. They collect recyclables to sell to junk stores.

I had an SOB coupon for “buy one, take one” at Alaska Club, so that was our next stop. Damn, those coupons always wind up costing me a lot of money.

I bought our waitress a drink and tipped the dancers (six of them) fifty pesos each. But you know what? That’s a small price to pay to see those smiles. Once again, we were the only customers for most of our visit. Granted, it was early (around 6 p.m.), and the bars probably do more business later in the evening.
Swan seems to be enjoying our trip to Alaska

We went next door to Wet Spot for our nightcap. There were no other customers there, either. I treated Irene (our regular waitress) to a lady drink and enjoyed my final beers of the night (Swan had had enough wine and switched to water). We ordered some Sit-n-Bull food to bring home (and some lumpia for the Wet Spot girls). Owner Dave arrived, we exchanged greetings, and he bought me a beer. Then the food was delivered, so we called our trike driver, and headed home to eat.

I enjoyed my Bronx sub
And Swan and her sister dug into this meaty overload pizza

And I filled the rest of my Wednesday hours with some well-earned sleep.

So, let’s see how much money I spent yesterday:

  • Meat: 6000 pesos (ribeye steaks, ground beef, pork chops, bacon)
  • Prescription Meds: 1600
  • Alcohol: 1380 pesos (my beer, Swan’s wine)
  • Dinner: 1200 pesos (including lumpia for our waitresses
  • Tips: 660 pesos (300 for the Alaska dancers, the rest for our waitresses)
  • Lady Drinks: 320 pesos (one in Alaska, one at Wet Spot)
  • Snacks: 200 pesos (nuts for the bargirls from the peanut vendor)
  • Trike Fare: 150 pesos
  • Total for October 2: 11510 pesos

I spent a bit more than usual in the bars, but I was feeling generous for some reason. I guess the lack of customers made me feel sorry for the girls. We’ll see how it goes today.

Facebook memories carried me back fourteen years to my Seoul life:

A dart tournament at Dolce Vita Pub, my former Itaewon haunt. Damn, I miss those days.

Ah, ’tis the season for political bullshit:

Dumb, dumber, dumbest

Today’s YouTube video features Reekay sharing his views on what a good Filipina brings to the table. I can vouch for his accuracy. It took me almost six years, but I finally found one worth keeping. Now the challenge is to not fuck it up.

And now more of what passes for humor in my addled brain:

When it rains, it pours. Anyone else remember Morton salt?
That’s probably funnier on a starry, starry, night.
Yeah, that’s tit for tat.

I’m not sure what’s next on my agenda, but it’s Thirstday, so I’ll do my best to quench it! I’ll be back tomorrow to let you know how it goes (and how much it costs me!).

The Rite place to be

The way the day began, as seen from my desk

Be it ever so humble and all, I never left the house yesterday. My landlord, Alicia, came up from Manila to collect the rent and have me sign a new lease on the house. So, this will be the Rite Spot for me for another year. Happy to be here! Alicia brought her sister and son along and we gave them all a good feeding before they headed back home. I had set things up to eat on the roof, but just before the food was served, it started raining again. So, we all retreated downstairs and enjoyed our meal in the dining room.

Welcome to The Rite Spot, Alicia (in yellow)
That rain is heading this way…
Dinner on the table
Dinner on my plate.
My fellow diners

After my guests had departed and I’d completed my chores (blogging and napping), I decided to spend the remains of the day at home.

Chips and salsa, a cold Zero, a fan, and my Spotify playlist had me rockin’ at The Rite Spot
The view was nice too
This girl what lives in my house came up to join me.
Life is good

So, that’s how I spent the day. Here’s how I spent the money:

  • Income: 365,000 pesos (my monthly pension deposit)
  • Rent: 38,000 pesos
  • Caregiver/Domestic Helper salary: 26,000 pesos
  • Swan’s allowance: 16,000 pesos
  • Charity: 12,000 (the monthly allotment for the Mountain Mama family I support)
  • Total October 1 expenditures: 92,000 pesos

On to the memories. I inadvertently came across a 2006 post titled “A Clean Well-Lighted Place” that nicely captures the life I was living in Itaewon all those years ago. I was shocked to recall that there was a time in my life when I wasn’t going to bed at nine p.m. That night ended with dinner at McDonald’s at three in the morning. And lots of fun and adventure that led me there. Wow.

And the reason I was in Seoul back then. Damn, I really enjoyed working with this crew!

Today’s YouTube video from the Filipina Pea is a follow-up story about the jobless folks she set up with a business. I admire the effort. Time will tell if it is successful, but at least she provided an opportunity for these folks to help themselves. Long-time readers may recall that I helped my ex-girlfriend Marissa open a food business. It failed after a few months, but I have no regrets.

Humor time:

Welp, there was a lot of meat on those bones, Miss Piggy.
Yeah, it would suck to be misunderstood.

That one just reminded me of this old video of a Korean woman teaching how to say “Coke” in English.

You sound thirsty
I don’t see the humor in that

Anyway, it’s time to move on with my Wednesday evening plans. I don’t really have any, but I’m sure whatever I do will involve cold beverages—other than Coke.

In the best of all possible worlds

Cause there’s still a lotta drinks that I ain’t drunk
Lots of pretty thoughts that I ain’t thunk, oh yeah
Lord there’s still so many lonely girls in this best of all possible worlds

Mortality sucks, and I was especially saddened to learn that Kris Kristofferson has now exited this world of ours. I’ve been a big fan of his music through the years. He had a long and well-lived life, and here’s to hoping he’s in a better place.

I’m still among the living and trying to make the best of it. Part of that effort was a trip to Angeles City yesterday for a heart check-up.

The rainy drive to AC.
A change of scenery is always nice
I experience the need for frequent urination, so these highway rest area comfort rooms came in handy.
And for those who identify as female, there is your own place to squat.
I had never heard of this hospital, but it appeared modern and organized.

So, the only test performed was another echocardiogram. I’m not sure what’s up with that. I got the impression my cardiologist didn’t trust the results of my first test. This one did seem to take longer to perform, so perhaps it was more thorough. I was expecting a stress test but was told, “Not yet.” Hmm. The results will be emailed to me in three days. I hope they will be worth the trip.

Waiting for our driver after the appointment.

Since we were in town anyway, I had my driver take us across town for some shopping at S&R, a membership store similar to Costco. My membership will expire later this month, so I wanted to cash in one last time.

On the way, we passed by the American Veterans Cemetery at the former Clark Air Force Base.
Shopping time!

I was actually pretty disappointed with the S&R experience. I was hoping to find some long-sought-after items I can’t buy at Royal. Alas, even the things I could get at Royal weren’t available here, so I had to stop at Royal on the way home to fill in the gaps.

Everything comes in large sizes/quantities at S&R, so I still managed to fill two shopping carts.

In a surprise coincidence, we bumped into Ron (the owner of Sit-n-Bull) while loading up our groceries. I’m used to chance meetings in my little town, but it was unexpected out in the wilds of Angeles.

A view on the drive home

After the Royal detour, I arrived home a little after two p.m. in a downpour. The Hash had started by then, so I decided to wait an hour and then walk to the On-Home gathering at Hasher Tung N’ Gruve’s place on the beach across town. The rain had ended when I did my own Hash trail.

The Hare’s trail (green line) looked like this and featured a climb to Kalaklan Ridge—no regrets about missing that hike on a rainy day. The sane Hashers (the majority yesterday) did the white line street walk.
Hashers doing what Hashers do after the hike–rain or shine!
Hanging out in the Nipa hut
The Gash had no testosterone around but made up for it with soju shots.
Taking in the view
The view from here…TnG stands for Tung ‘n Gruve, our Hash host.
Gen lost her Hash virginity
It’s Nice On Ice! L-R: Always Wet, Tung ‘n Gruve, Derby’s Bitch, and Leaking Willy

A couple more after-Hash beers at It Doesn’t Matter, some pumpkin pie from Myleen’s, then into the trike for the ride home. And so ended another day.

And now, here we are in October. I’ve decided to track my expenses this month to get a handle on where it all goes. As a public service to my readers, I’ll document my daily spending here on LTG. Stay tuned.

A Facebook group about Westminster, California, the town I grew up in, included this photo today:

The football stadium at WHS appears to be in the timeframe I attended (1969-1973). I was neither a scholar nor a champion, but things turned out alright for me, I reckon.

The vlogger in today’s YouTube video characterizes his move to the Philippines as “escaping the Matrix.” I hadn’t heard it phrased like that before, but it does kinda make sense. I know I’m glad not to be living a vanilla lifestyle and dealing with bullshit politics on an up close and personal basis. This guy made the move in his 40s, younger than most expats I encounter. In my do-over afterlife fantasy, I’d retire from the military at 40 and come to paradise. Of course, I’d be rich from the tech IPO stocks I’d purchased. God has not as yet confirmed my idea of Heaven, so I’ll be holding onto this life for the time being.

To the comic section, we go:

You could be in trouble if she is hungry AND horny and offers you a blowjob.
Better get that heart checked, pal!
At least he’s no longer in the dark

Since I did the shopping yesterday, I was homebound this morning—just as well since it was raining again. I haven’t decided yet if it will be a stay-at-home all day and night thing or not. My landlord came up from Manila, and I’ve signed a new one-year lease. I fed her and her crew and then paid the rent. Exciting shit, eh? Well, come back for more of this crap tomorrow!

In honor of Kris Kristofferson’s memory, I’ll leave you with one of my favorite songs he wrote. Here’s hoping he’s still beating the devil.

"If you waste your time a-talkin' to the people who don't listen,
"To the things that you are sayin', who do you think's gonna hear?
"And if you should die explainin' how the things that they complain about,
"Are things they could be changin', who do you think's gonna care?"

There were other lonely singers in a world turned deaf and blind,
Who were crucified for what they tried to show.
And their voices have been scattered by the swirling winds of time.
'Cos the truth remains that no-one wants to know.
You see, the devil haunts a hungry man,
If you don’t wanna join him, you got to beat him.
I ain’t sayin’ I beat the devil, but I drank his beer for nothing.
Then I stole his song.

Fun in the Sunday

Well, not much sun, but we didn’t let that stop the fun. Kicked things off with the weekly Candy Walk.

Let’s do this!
The grass is taller than she is
Still standing upright
Still wet
But this is what it’s all about
A light rain, so Swan went to them
Mama does the fetchin’
Another tree I like
Come out, come out, wherever you are!
They have a blue house in Korea, too.
Coming home to roost
A trike full of kiddies
That trike holds more than most station wagons…
More drive-through service
The Easter Mountain view
What a difference a week makes!
That was one week ago. Good job!
Will it survive this week? Stay tuned!
Shall we gather at the river?
Who goes swimming in the rain? They are going to get soaked!
I was looking at this “house” and wondering what keeps it from falling down. Then I noticed the rope and the rock. Well done!
The last of the candy. By Swan’s reckoning, we served a record 250 kids yesterday.
Almost 5K start to finish

But the fun was just beginning!

Banana-nut muffins for the Hideaway crew
Mission accomplished!

After the feeding, I triked back home to get ready for dinner with the neighbors. Jeff and Divina were the hosts, and I met a couple of new folks at the party as well. Beer was cold and plentiful, and the food was amazing.

The menfolk gathered in the living room
And the women were right at home in the kitchen!
This kaleidoscope of seafood treats was a pleasure to devour!
Jeff’s apple pie a la mode and the remains of my brownies for dessert.
This being the Philippines, videoke broke out.

A nice ending to a fun day.

One year ago, I moved into my new place.

Lucky didn’t want to come with us and let me know in his unique way:

By biting the hand that feeds him. Fucker!

The landlord is coming up from Manila tomorrow to renew my lease and collect the rent (I pay one year in advance).

When someone shows you who they are, believe them!

You suck, Kamala!

Today’s YouTube video is pictures of Olongapo back in the US Navy days. Enjoy the memories!

The daily dose of humor:

I bet that movie stinks!
Yes, unless it was a Scandinavian!
When I hear French, I can only say, “Ferme ta bouche.”

By golly, I made it through a rushed post, so the LTG addicts out there won’t have to suffer. Now, I need to shower up and get ready for my journey to Angeles City to have my heart looked at.

It’s also Hash Monday, and the trail starts here at Rizal Extension. Will I make it back in time? I’ll let you know tomorrow.

Thanks for dropping by. Keep it fun!

A small town Saturday night

Nothing special, a few beers, dinner at John’s place, then a few more beers. Home by eight and in bed at nine. That’s how this old man rolls these days.

If you follow my routines, you will have noticed that there was a bit of a shakeup. We usually have Sunday dinner at John’s, but we are joining the neighbors next door for a dinner party tonight, so we changed the date for dining out. Yep, more evidence that I can still be a wild and crazy guy when circumstances warrant!

We had originally planned on doing a foot spa, but when we arrived at the salon, it was busy, and I didn’t feel like waiting around. Swan said we could do it another time. We crossed the highway and sat in the outdoor area of the Red Star bar, Barretto’s newest drinking venue. Well, the ownership is new, but the bar isn’t. It was formerly Roadhouse. And before that, Blue Butterfly. When I first moved here, it was Toucan. I guess reincarnation really is a thing.

After Swan finished her glass of wine, we headed to John’s for dinner. John wasn’t there when we arrived; we were also the only customers. As is our custom, we moved up to the open-air third floor to enjoy our dining experience.

The view from John’s when we arrived
And a little later
And the grand finale
Swan had the bacon wrapped pork and seemed to enjoy it
I had the roast beef and cheddar

I was a little disappointed to see my sandwich served on a bun instead of a roll. The meat was as good as usual, though. Coincidentally, Facebook memories showed me the Philly cheesesteak I had one year ago:

That’s the bread I was expecting

We ran into John as we were leaving. He was coming back from his dialysis treatment and was being helped up the stairs. He looked much better than he did last week, so hopefully, his progress will continue.

We went to Green Room for our nightcap and had a pleasant enough time interacting with our regulars there. Then we called for our trike, got picked up at the front door, and made it home safe and sound. Exciting shit, eh?

Speaking of memories, nine years ago, I was enjoying a night on the town in Itaewon:

The name of the bar escapes me now. But I still recognize three of my fellow partiers: Lonnie (with finger extended) Becky, and my nephew, Justin.

Commenter Brian suggested I consider taking Swan on a visit to Korea. I think that would be fun.

Today’s YouTube video features The Filipina Pea talking about poverty in the Philippines. Well, she is doing more than talking about it; she is trying to lend a hand up (versus a hand out) to those most in need. You can’t help everyone, that’s true, but making a difference for some is a start. I respect her efforts.

Humor time:

I find this rather delightful, delectable, luscious, pleasant-tasting, scrumptious, toothsome, and yummy.
What a gas!
Next question: why do I post shit like this?

And now what? I’m going to do the Sunday feeding at Hideaway, then come back home in time for the dinner party next door at five p.m. I’m bringing banana-nut muffins for the girls and brownies for the neighbors. My driver is picking me up bright and early at seven in the morning to take me to the heart clinic in Angeles City. After I’m done with the heart shit, I’m going to do the weekly shopping at S&R (the Philippines version of Costco) in AC. Hopefully, I’ll be back home in time for the Hash run at 2 p.m. I’m not seeing much space in that schedule for blogging, but I’ll do my best to get something up for my faithful few readers. If I fail, there is always Tuesday.

A walkin’ SOB

Perhaps the awareness that something you enjoy has an undetermined expiration date makes you appreciate it all the more. There was nothing all that special about yesterday’s group hike other than it felt greater than usual to be out and about. I even enjoyed appreciated the relatively big hill climb we undertook. The fact that I’m feeling stronger these days contributes to the overall enhanced satisfaction with my walking adventures. Hopefully, I’ll have many more hikes like this one to come.

My fellow adventurers, (L-R) Gary, Ed, and Eric
On the highway and over the river
This river trash will be on the beach soon
Strolling down Sawmill Road
The tree I can see from my house
They’re making good progress on the new bridge. They’ve also reopened the temporary bridge, which is kind of surprising given its complete destruction in last week’s storm.
On the backstreets of San Isidro
Easter mountain rising above the rice fields
Enough with the pavement
Heading for the hills through this neighborhood
I’m glad I chose to have this woman do the cookie and lollipop distribution
Let the climbing begin
On up!
The view from here
The thatch grass is blooming
From the hills to the bay
Walk this way
Lollipops for the topless (that reference will make more sense later in this post)
Easter mountain from here
Kids like sweets, but nothing for the geese!
Beginning our descent
A woodsy vibe
My last delivery of the day…I carry four packs of cookies and four bags of lollipops. I usually bring some back home, but not yesterday. Glad to add some sweetness to the journey.
Taking in the view
Almost down
Flat ground and pavement
Talk about a bump on a log
Eric and Ed stocking up on bananas and apples
Just under 6K of goodness

Next on my Friday agenda was attending the SOB dance competition at Queen Victoria Bar. I arrived early to secure a good seat for Swan and me. I was a little surprised that beers were 120 pesos at QV, among the highest in town. When the show started at six and drinks were free, they wouldn’t serve Swan wine, saying it wasn’t a “local drink.” No problem, we just won’t attend a QV SOB in the future. Other than that, it was pretty much the same as always. I was a judge again, and my top four choices were all called up on stage at the conclusion of the competition. The other judges disagreed with my rankings, however.

Alaska Club finished fourth.
Voodoo finished third. I thought they were the best.
Wet Spot took second. I had them third.
The home team finished first, as usual. I had them pegged for second.

At the conclusion of the event, I was more than ready to head home, and that is just what we did.

Facebook had a surprise for me this morning:

What’s the fuss all about?

AYFKM? What kind of sick fuck looks at this photo and sees nudity? Facebook’s own so-called community standards specifies “adult nudity.” And then to give me a suspension over this? Come on, Fuckerberg!

I submitted an appeal as a matter of principle, but I don’t expect favorable consideration. Here it is:

Facebook deleted my photo and restricted my access, claiming I violated community standards based on a display of nudity. The picture was taken in the Philippines, where I reside. It was taken during our weekly “candy walk” when my girlfriend gave treats to the poor children in a nearby community. I was frankly shocked to be notified of my alleged violation because I hadn’t seen any “nudity” when I took the photo. These are very young children, and it was a hot and rainy day. Guess what? In the Philippines, kids of both genders don’t routinely wear shirts when playing outdoors. If you saw mothers hand washing clothes in a bucket, you’d perhaps understand why wearing tops on a hot and wet day is not a normal practice. Again, the kids in question were outdoors playing when we walked by and gathered around my girlfriend when she offered them some treats. It’s a sad day when an act of charity like this gets you suspended on Facebook. I also think it disrespects the cultural norms of the Philippines. Not everyone lives in a rich country. Poor children can be happy children. Why anyone on Facebook would see these young people and think of nudity is pretty disgusting. Yes, a couple of girls are without tops, but they are not exposing breasts because they don’t have any. I think the decision to punish me reflects poorly on Facebook.

I appreciate your consideration of my appeal.

I ain’t having nun of that!

I can still access my Facebook memories. Here’s one from eleven years ago.

My married life as a homeowner in South Carolina. It seems almost like a dream now.

Today’s YouTube video has a vlogger listing his top five choices of places in the Philippines to retire. As I say, everyone is entitled to their opinion. I’ve been to four of the five he cites, and they all get a big “no, thank you!” from me. Manila? Seriously? What a shithole. The first time I visited Cebu, I liked it, but a few years later, it was a mess just like Manila. Davao and Baguio have some pluses, but both are isolated and have Nazi-like mayors (I’m glad I wasn’t in either place during the scamdemic). Nope, I made the right choice for me when I picked Olongapo. No regrets.

How about some humor?

I don’t know about that
That story always did seem a little creepy to me, in a Bill Cosby kind of way.
Don’t get boxed in.

That’s all I have for today. I’m scheduled to travel to Angeles City on Monday morning for additional heart scans. It will be good to know the way ahead.

It still ain’t over yet

The big happening for me yesterday was a visit to the cardiologist, Dr. Lacanin. I spent nearly an hour in her company as she took my history, reviewed my meds, and inquired about my symptoms and heart-related issues. We also discussed the echocardiogram results, the implications associated with aortic valve stenosis, and the way forward from here.

The bottom line is that what ails me is pretty common in old fuckers like myself and will likely continue to get worse as I age. The most disconcerting moment during the appointment was when she started diagraming my problem and then listed various symptoms numerically.

It looked like this

So, once Dr. Lacanin had the symptoms listed numerically, she explained that patients demonstrating the issues in #3 had a life expectancy of three years, those with the #2 symptoms averaged two years of life, and anyone suffering the #1 listings could expect to die in a year. “So, you are telling me I’ve got at most three years to live?” I exclaimed. No, she assured me that wasn’t the case if I took steps now to control my condition to keep it from getting worse. She talked about surgical options for correction I could pursue if that becomes necessary. Hopefully, it doesn’t come to that.

Dr. Lacanin is not convinced that the ECG result showing mild to moderate aortic synopsis is accurate. She also wants additional data on the aortic blockage (it was 20% back then) I was diagnosed with ten years ago. She suggested I get these tests done at a hospital that specializes in heart health care. She mentioned one in Manila, but when she saw my reaction to traveling that far to a city I despise, she offered a closer alternative in Angeles City. I can go for that. Next up is scheduling the stress test, which Dr. Lacanin will set up.

The other thing we discussed was my heart rate. I guess my low resting heart rate truly is something to be proud of. I told her the bpm really goes up quickly when I hike, with 100 on a flat walk being the average and rising from there when I hit a hill. I asked Dr. Lacanin what my maximum rate should be, and she suggested around 140, but the 120-130 range was best. Good to know. I watched my heart rate throughout this morning’s hike, which included a lengthy climb.

I hit my peak at 153 during the climb, and it didn’t kill me, and I was below 140 most of the time. I experienced no other symptoms like chest pain. I was breathing hard, of course, but I wasn’t short of breath like I’ve been in the past. So, I take this as a positive. It will be interesting to see how I do on the stress test.

And that’s where things stand with me and my broken heart.

I came home after my doctor’s appointment and stayed here. It seemed like the right time to spend time at The Rite Spot. It had been sunny all day, but then, shortly before I was planning to head for the roof, a rainstorm came out of nowhere.

It looked like this from the patio, but luckily, it didn’t last long.
The view when I arrived at The Rite Spot On The Roof

I had my cooler of beer with me. Then I set up the music speaker (my country music playlist), turned on the fan, and settled into my rocking chair to watch the remains of the day.

I do believe I enjoy watching sunsets more than dancing girls. Go figure.

I didn’t spend all my time at The Rite Spot alone. Swan had family members visiting, so everyone convened on the roof for dinner.

Setting the table
Spaghetti and meat sauce, a Rite Spot favorite!
Dinner is served
It was my privilege to be the only white guy present.
This was a surprise; I didn’t even know she was pregnant! (It’s a niece)

And I ended the day feeling good to be alive.

And then there are the memories:

Thirteen years ago, I was livin’ and lovin’ my Korean life. Then I died and was reborn in the Philippines.

Gotta keep pounding on those drums with the future of the USA to be decided in six weeks.

I feel sorry for the fools that would put the future of our nation in her incapable hands.
Maybe that explains it.

Today’s YouTube video from Reekay tells the story of importing a bargirl from Angeles City. It brought back some memories of my days as a tourist and feeling sorry for the girls. I sponsored one to attend caregiver training. She completed the program, quit the bars, married an Australian, and lived happily ever after. The poor sap in this video got snookered by an eighteen-year-old. Get a grip, guys.

Things I found funny on the internet:

Any excuse will do
One of those
Time for me to hang up

I’m going to do the SOB thing at Queen Victoria this evening. I’ll tell you about that and today’s hike tomorrow. Thanks for coming by!

It's like I'm sitting at a bus stop waiting for a train
Exactly how I got here is hard to explain
My heart's in the right place, what's left of it I guess
My heart ain't the problem, it's my mind that's a total mess
With these rickety old legs and watery eyes
It's hard to believe that I could pass for anybody's prize
Here's what I know about the gifts that God gave
You can't take 'em with you when you go to the grave

It ain't over yet, ask someone who ought to know
Not so very long ago we were both hung out to dry
It ain't over yet, you can mark my word
I don't care what you think you heard, we're still learning how to fly
It ain't over yet

For fools like me who were built for the chase
Takes the right kind of woman to help you put it all in place
It only happened once in my life, but man you should have seen
Her hair two shades of foxtail red, her eyes some far out sea blue green
I got caught up making a name for myself, you know what that's about
One day your ship comes rolling in and the next day it rolls right back out
You can't take for granted none of this shit
The higher up you fly boys, the harder you get hit

It ain't over yet, I'll say this about that
You can get up off the mat or you can lay there till you die
It ain't over yet, here's the truth my friend
You can't pack it in and we both know why
It ain't over yet

Silly boys blind to get there first
Think of second chances as some kind of curse
I've known you forever and ever it's true
If you came by it easy, you wouldn't be you
Make me laugh, you make me cry, you make me forget myself

Back when down on my luck kept me up for days
You were there with the right word to help me crawl out of the maze
And when I almost convinced myself I was hipper than thou
You stepped up with a warning shot fired sweet and low across the bow
No you don't walk on water and your sarcasm stings
But the way you move through this old world sure makes a case for angel wings
I was halfway to the bottom when you threw me that line
I quote you now verbatim, "Get your head out of your own behind"

It ain't over yet, what you wanna bet
One more cigarette ain't gonna send you to the grave
It ain't over yet, I've seen your new girlfriend
Thinks you're the living end, great big old sparkle in her eye
It ain't over yet
I love this song

					

Crazy daze

Well, as crazy as it gets around here. Which really isn’t that crazy at all. Other than when I try to fake a smile.

So, the Wednesday Walkers had a relatively tame and sane morning hike out Subic town way. Here’s how that looked:

We grabbed a Jeepney in Barretto and started here
And off we go!
The quiet backstreets of Calapandayan
The first cookie delivery of the day
And the first of two graveyards we walked past. This gal lived fourteen years longer than I have.
Goats showing us the way
Only one hill climb on our journey
A view from the top
What goes up, must come down
Passing through Jurassic Park
More sweets for the sweet
We hadn’t been this way for a while and were walking in the opposite direction than usual, so it had a new feel.
Through the fields we go
No rest for the weary
Pond side
We got this in the bag
If the bridge holds me, we are all safe
Safety standards for construction workers appear to be nonexistent in this country. Scary to watch those guys on the roof.
Riverside living
The beauty of Subic town
A funeral in progress as we passed through here
Those smiles are worth more than the cookies
On the waterside
Walking on the waterside
Bridge posers
Almost paradise
That is an odd name for a high school sports team. Stop! You’re killing me!
We finished at the Subic marketplace
And caught a bus back to Barretto
A pleasant enough 5K stroll

When beer o’clock rolled around, Swan and I headed into town and started the good times at BarCelona.

The usual view, but it was nice to see some sunshine for a change.
Swan’s sister came by to join us
And another fake smile at Swan’s insistence. At least I didn’t go crazy.

We did our nightcap downstairs at Green Room, ordered some takeout from Sit-n-Bull, and made it an early night. No one got floored this time! Sorry for the misleading title of this post, but you don’t have to be crazy to have fun. Right?

In the memory category, I came across a post from April 2020 while checking to make sure today’s title hadn’t been used before. It was about life early in the COVID lockdowns. Talk about crazy days!

And there was this from my Facebook feed two years ago:

Or move to the Philippines. Age is just a number here.

Today’s YouTube video features The Filipina Pea interviewing a massage therapist. In my single days, I never used the parlors. Lots of gals provided the service at my home. It was nice having “friends with benefits.”

Here’s some crazy humor for you:

Oh, crap!
Two shitty jokes in a row!
Okay, now that’s more like it.

I’m still digesting what the cardiologist said today, but I’ll make a full report on that tomorrow. Some additional tests are in my future, and she also modified my daily prescription medication intake. Let’s see how long she can keep me alive! In the meantime, I think today is a good day to pass the hours up at The Rite Spot On The Roof. And that’s just what I’m going to do. You can’t get much less crazy than that!

One day at a time

It sometimes feels as if I’m living that old soap opera saying: Like sands through an hourglass, so are the days of our lives. One aspect of growing older is that you never know just how much sand you have left. I guess no one ever knows when the time will run out; older folks just think about it more often. At least I do. The other side of that coin is wondering if I’m wasting the days that remain. Yeah, my life revolves around routines, and as regular readers of LTG are painfully aware, there isn’t much new or exciting going on in the final chapters of the story of my life. But it occurs to me that’s okay. As I sat with Swan yesterday, enjoying cold beverages, good food, and bay views, I had a feeling of tranquility and contentment with this path I’ve chosen. You never know what the future brings, and everything can change in the blink of an eye. But for now, a nothing day like yesterday was oddly fulfilling.

So, my Tuesdays begin with a journey to the Royal supermarket on SBMA. As I entered the building, I was reminded that the “ber months” are definitely upon us.

It’s time to hang those Christmas decorations. During my walks, I hear Christmas music being played inside some houses that I pass.

Sometimes, shopping involves resisting temptation. Some temptations are easier to resist than others.

Now, Breyers has always been my favorite brand of ice cream. And Snickers is my favorite flavor. And it is even on sale! But excuse me, over eleven dollars for a half-gallon of ice cream? Ain’t gonna happen, no matter how good it is. The brand I buy costs half of that.

When lunch time rolled around, I was reminded that these are my salad days.

And Swan can concoct a masterpiece. (Ignore the onions, Kevin)

I wasn’t sure what to do with our Tuesday evening. I know Swan always craves a beach view, but Baloy or Barretto? Hmm. I decided on Barretto, but on the side of town we rarely visit these days.

First stop, Outback.
The view from our perch. It was here that I felt the satisfaction of living this life I’m living.
And the woman I’m sharing it with

The RSL (Returned Services League, the Australian veteran’s organization) was having their post-meeting bar crawl in the indoor bar, and some members came out for a smoke. A friend of Swan’s came by to say hello, and we had a nice chat. And he bought me a beer!

The Outback poolside bar

We walked up the beach to Mango’s when it was time for dinner.

The beach walk view. Those aren’t smoke signals; the locals are burning the driftwood that the high tide left behind.
We were the only customers for the duration of our visit to Mango’s
A beach view from here
And another
Dinner is served. Grilled pork chops, our favorite.
Enjoying the sunset for dessert

The next stop was Whiskey Girl bar, a venue we hadn’t visited for several months.

Oddly enough, all my old favorites remembered me and welcomed me back. Naturally, I reciprocated with a round of lady drinks.

We had our nightcap at Queen Victoria, another seldom-visited bar. Swan surprised me by ordering a Mai Tai cocktail instead of wine. I sensed this wasn’t going to end well when I saw the size of the drink she was served.

Life is for learning
Lesson learned

I’ve been floored before, so I’m not one to talk. And she wasn’t down there long. It is a rare occurrence when Swan over-indulges, but it didn’t ruin an otherwise fine day full of the pleasures that come with nothingness.

I do sometimes plan ahead for some adventure and excitement. Yesterday, I reserved spots for Swan and me to participate in the La Union Hash anniversary run in October and the Haggis Bash Hash (also in La Union) in early December. So, now I have even more to live for!

They have something called GCash here, which is a popular money transfer system. I have declined to sign up because I’m an old codger who doesn’t adapt well to new technology. So, when I need to do things like pay for Hash runs, I use Swan’s account.

Tomorrow morning, I’ll be visiting the cardiologist and hoping for some positive outcomes. I’ve been feeling well and breathing better, so I want to make sure I can keep it that way.

These numbers include today’s hike with a smallish hill climb, and it looks pretty good to my untrained eye.

No memories or politics to share today, sorry about that!

The YouTube video for today is the opposite of yesterday. This guy talks about why he left the USA. Obviously, I can’t say that I blame him. If you live on a limited income from Social Security, you can definitely live better here. It’s still not ideal, and I don’t recommend it, but to each his own.

To the humor then:

I guess this is no joke. I don’t eat wieners much, but I’ve never washed one.

Speaking of wieners…

Sucks to be her
I’m confused

And so concludes another post about the days gone by. Here’s hoping there are many more to come!

Going our own way

Here’s how the Hash went down yesterday. Swan and I walked to the start of the trail at Columban College by going the back way from Alta Vista. And as fate would have it, a portion of the path we chose turned out to be the actual Hash trail, only in reverse. So, coming down to Columban was the way the Hashers would be going up. That’s not one of my favorite ways to go anyway, and having just been there, I opted for a different course of action. When the Hashers turned right to climb the tires, I went left and took a trail I’ve not done for quite some time. Well, best-laid plans and all, but my alternative was longer and steeper than I recalled. And along the way, there was some new fencing we had to detour around. Even so, it was a nice adventure, and I have no regrets. My heart rate didn’t rise above 115 BPM, even when I was huffing and puffing my way to the top. I’ll take that as a good sign.

Our way was just under 5K
A creek we crossed early in our trek
Does this qualify as a waterfall?
A lollipop delivery
The beginning of a tire-ing descent to Columban
An unnamed Hasher going down
The Hashers gather at the trailhead. We went our separate ways from here.
The end of our climb brought us to this hole-in-the-wall place
Our view from on high
Arrival at the On-Home venue
A view from Subiza
That Hasher without a name again
The old fucker contingent sits during the Hash circle
Having now completed five Hashes, Swan was ripe for naming.

By way of introduction, I told this joke:

A Hasher named Cum Together had a bit too much to drink one night, and his performance in the bedroom did not live up to his Hash name. The next morning, he apologized to the young woman for the unsatisfying lovemaking. She told him, there is nothing to be sorry about; I had an orgasm. Oh really? When was that? She smiled and said, “While you were in the toilet.”

Allow me to introduce you to the newest named SBH3 Hasher: Cums Alone.

The Hash evening drew to a close just as a light rain shower rolled in across the bay.

The heart rates stats from yesterday:

Not bad. I *think* my max is 128, but I’ll confirm that with the cardiologist on Thursday.

I came across this ranking of Filipino food on my Facebook feed today:

Here are the results of respondents to a “Taste Atlas” survey rating Philippine food: Top 10 List, 5 is the highest rating. There are 80 dishes rated between these two extremes. My personal favorites are Adobo, Sinigang and Bicol Express!

I’ve personally only tried a few of these, and most are okay (lechon is probably my favorite), but given other options, I often take them. Some things I will never put in my mouth, like Balut (a duck fetus sucked out of an egg. No thank you!)

It’s an election year, so I feel obligated to engage with my fellow citizens regarding the importance of the choices before us:

Seems like an easy choice to me.

And those cat memes are still purring:

I hope she didn’t have to Cum Alone

For some weird reason, I enjoy hearing the point-of-view of naysayers regarding life in the Philippines. In today’s YouTube video, this guy is giving up and moving back to the USA. Welp, the PI is a LONG way from perfect, but I’ll be damned if I’d rather be dealing with all the shit going on back home. Most of the things he complains about are real (I bitch about the noise and litter a lot), but you learn to deal with it, not let it destroy your peace of mind and happiness. So, go home, young man, you don’t belong here!

Time for the funnies:

If I didn’t listen to Mama, I was likely to get a good yank on the hair.
Glad you got lucky, Kevin!
That stinks!

No real plans for the rest of my Tuesday, but come back tomorrow and I’ll share what happens then.

And the “first time hearing” reaction video:

Sunny Sunday

Well, not that much sun, but a rain-free day was still a nice change of pace. We put the dogs on a leash and gave them a proper walking. And then we loaded up the candy and headed out to sweeten the day of the kiddies in San Isidro.

Let’s do this!
It’s the time of year when even well-traveled pathways become overgrown
A sniper cow?
The kids are out there somewhere
Ah, the first customer of the day
And the first instance of wet feet. But not the last.
Where is everyone?
Oh, here they are now
The Marian Hills contingent
It’s only a creek during rainy season
Goody-goody
Word is spreading that the candy lady is here
Come and get it!
The rare onesie
And the biggest group of the morning
Pausing for the third and final candy bag refill.
Some tired kids
The requisite Easter Mountain view
The rain may be gone, but it is not forgotten

The plan was to cross over the new temporary bridge, just like we did last week. Three weeks ago, it washed away during the first big storm of the season but was quickly rebuilt so the residents of this area would have vehicle access. I thought they did a better job on the rebuild than the original structure, but it seems that it was not good enough.

Curses foiled again! I doubt they’ll even attempt another repair. The new bridge is nearing completion.
Once again, we were forced to take a woodsy detour
Another long life (89) has come to an end
Crossing Bridge #3
And the morning’s final delivery
Only 4.5 without the destroyed bridge crossing

Later in the day, I made the cross-town walk to Hideaway for the weekly feeding ritual. Once again, there were several other customers in the bar when I arrived. One of them even bought me a beer! It’s good to see owner Griff turning things around there.

Feeding in progress

Then, it was time to cross the highway and meet Swan for dinner at John’s place. John was sitting in his recliner strategically located behind the bar. We briefly chatted, and he was happy to have survived the public hospital ordeal. John commented that he never thought he would live to see the day when his wife had to wipe his butt for him, but he is glad that she is willing to do so. The doctor told him he’d be able to walk again with some physical therapy. Before I departed for the third floor, John told the waitress to make sure there was plenty of wine in stock for Swan. He also told me that I could just sign the bill for my dinner, and he’d deduct that amount from the money I loaned him. Works for me.

The usual view from our preferred third-floor seating.

In another demonstration of our compatibility, Swan and I both craved the same dinner selection.

Birria tacos were the order of the day

After dinner, we again planned to make The Green Room our nightcap destination. Alas, once again, it was too crowded for us to sit comfortably. So, Wet Spot it was.

It’s a crappy photo, but this always cracks me up. The head waitress is taking rolls of toilet paper and parceling them out into four-piece sheets. The reason? Rolls of toilet paper left in the comfort room disappear (the girls take them home). So, instead, when a gal needs to use the CR, she comes by and picks up her toilet paper ration first. Only in the Philippines!

When it was time to go, we called our personal trike driver to meet us out front and take us home. That’s just the way we roll!

Eight years ago, I was living a completely different life.

A town hall meeting for civilians to discuss the pending move to Camp Humphreys. That’s me, third from the right. I guess life was more meaningful for me back then, but this retirement chapter ain’t bad. I’m certainly in no hurry to move on to the next chapter inside a crematorium.

In today’s YouTube video, Reekay talks about the relationship theories contained in the book “The Rational Male” by Rollo Tomassi. I’ve never heard of the book or the author, but I guess that shouldn’t come as a surprise, given my lifetime of love trainwrecks. It’s a short ten-minute watch and the concepts seem like common sense. But when it comes to relationships, how common is sense?

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That’s a hard call
Yep, it’s got a mind of its own. A one-track mind.
Hello?”
“Hi honey this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?”
“No Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.”
After a brief pause, Daddy says, “But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.”
“Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.”
Brief Pause.
“Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway.”
“Okay Daddy, just a minute.”
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. “I did it Daddy.”
“And what happened honey?” he asked.
“Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn’t moving at all!”
“Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?”
“He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn’t know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and he isn’t moving either.”
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause***
***Even Longer Pause***
Then Daddy says, “Swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?”

So, another Hash Monday has arrived. And by golly, we actually do have sunny skies today! I’m going to walk to the start, which will include a couple of small hills and see how I feel after that. I’ve been monitoring my heart rate on my walks, and if I exceed my maximum recommended BPM during the Hash, I’ll head for flat ground. I’m good at shortcutting. Swan is going to join me today on the Hash, so that will be nice. I’ll let you know how it goes tomorrow.

And “The First Time Hearing It” take: