“Obama has recently completed the most successful foreign policy tour since Napoleon’s retreat from Moscow”

Oh my.

Watch out, France and Co, there is a new surrender monkey on the block and, over the next four years, he will spectacularly sell out the interests of the West with every kind of liberal-delusionist initiative on nuclear disarmament and sitting down to negotiate with any power freak who wants to buy time to get a good ICBM fix on San Francisco, or wherever. If you thought the world was a tad unsafe with Dubya around, just wait until President Pantywaist gets into his stride.

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Naksan Trip Report

I’m back from my short but sweet trip to the beautiful east coast of Korea! 

I don’t tend to drive much in Korea, because frankly you don’t need to.  Subways, cabs, and sometimes busses get you anywhere you need to go in the city.  And the KTX has taken me just about everywhere else I wanted to go.  Consequently, my last real road trip was when I went to the USA in 2007 and did a San Francisco-Las Vegas-San Francisco driving tour. 

I define “road trip” as having an ultimate destination, but the real joy is the journey in getting there.  This trip did not disappoint in that regard, as I saw some amazing countryside along the way.  There really are two Koreas (yeah, well I’m not talkin’ North and South here): the city and the rural.  Although I guess that sounds obvious, I’ve been so Seoul-centric that I had forgotten that a wild and wonderful world existed right outside the city limits.  And driving that two-lane blacktop is really the only way to really see it.  Let’s go!

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This was the circuituous route I took, outbound through Yangpyeon-Hongcheon-Seoraksan-Naksan, returning through Sokcho-Chuncheon-Seoul.  If you like driving through mountains as much as I do (a lot!) you will love this trip.  It wasn’t quite the Rockies, but still quite nice and a helluva lot closer.  Lots of twists and turns, but my old right hand drive Nissan BlueBird handled the road quite well.  I’ll say this for Korean highway engineers–they are tunnel building fools.  I couldn’t help but think of Gimli the Dwarf from Lord of the Rings as I drove underneath the mountains.  Some of these were quite long, including the Misiryeong tunnel at over 3500 meters.

I took a hwajangsil (toilet) break just outside Yangpyeong.  No, I’m not going to get into that level of detail about what I did, so relax.  They don’t have traditional rest stops like you see along U.S. highways, but they have service areas (gas station, restuarant, bathrooms) at frequent intervals along the way.  Just look for the big yellow sign.  Anyway, this particular service area had a little domestic zoo like thing going around back.  Rabbits, chickens, dogs, etc.

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The were very friendly and happy to be showed some attention.  I felt kinda sorry for them though.  Hope they weren’t slated to be on the menu.  I chose not to eat there just to be on the safe side.

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Typical highway scene.  As you can tell, I’m not much of a photographer. 

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Unfortunately, the skies were pretty hazy which is somewhat typical this time of year I suppose.  I’m sure with a blue sky for contrast it would have looked much nicer.  Plus, spring has not really sprung at elevation, but lower down the cherry blossoms added some nice color to things.

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I’m not sure if we are having a drought or if this is typical for the season, but all the creeks were low to the point of being almost dry.  And the red fire hazard flags were also in abundance.

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Smokey’s Korean cousin (if he has a name, I don’t know it) was spreading the word that only you can prevent forest fires!  Well, techincally, he is saying be careful, but I’m used to the message I grew up with.

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From the summit on the Seoraksan highway.

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Again, I wish it had been clearer.  But it was still quite beautiful.  My photography fails to capture how nice it was.

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I don’t want to come off as some kind of geek, but I couldn’t help but be impressed at the time and effort the Koreans put into simple things like culverts.  This is pretty typical of the rock work seen along the country highways.

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Did I mention the road was long and winding?  It was.  My Hangul reading ability is so slow as to be useless when driving.  But as anyone who has ridden with me through the mountains can attest, I do enjoy a challenge.  And the thrill of cheating death. 

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Having arrived safely at Naksan Beach, I ventured out to Daepohang, the little fishing port nearby.

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The traditional Korean dried fish (I think it is called bukho) was in abundance.

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But of course, the fresh catch of the day is the biggest attraction.

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My purchase, take 1.

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My purchase, Take 2.

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My purchase, Take 3.

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My purchase, epilog.  The way it works next is you carry the freshly prepared fish across the alley where a restuarant will serve it up with the requisite side dishes.  My problem is I’m not real big on raw fish.

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Fortunately, they also let you cook it up in this great soup concoction.  Call me culturally insensitve if you will, but that’s the way I like it!

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Did a little walking around, and caught this tranquil scene at the end of a little jetty.

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This was the off-off season in Naksan apparently.  Hucksters were practically begging me to check into their lodging and eat in the near empty restaurants.  I settled for this little condotel (a room with a kitchenette, not that I used it) right on the beach.  W40,000 per night (around $35)  I was on the top floor, far left.

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The view from my room.  That night, there was a beautiful full moon reflecting off the water.  My attempt to photograph it resulted in total failure.  Things were so dead I felt like I was in a Ghost Town.  I ventured out to a local Hof for some chicken and beer, hit the PC bang to check my blog and email, and visited a dried fish store to get some gifts for the office folks and friends in Seoul.

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Seaweed and squid make the perfect gift.  I hope.

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The next moring I slept too late to see the famous east coast sunrise (very popular at Lunar New Year and I imagine Easter Sunday).  The fishing boats were out and about however.

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Took a walk on the beach and got a better picture of a fishing boat plying its trade…

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After checking out of the hotel and before beginning my journey home, I stopped at the nearby Naksan Buddhist Temple.  Spectacular grounds and buildings, all sharing a magnificent ocean view.

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The detail work is quite impressive, don’t you think?

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This statue (I’m no Buddhist, but I think its called Wuisangdae) is at the highest point of the temple grounds and really dominates the vista.

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Places of worship always have the idol figure.  This one was unique because it had a window arranged so you could view the statue from inside the temple.  Again, my camera skills (or lack thereof) don’t quite capture how cool this really was.

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Not sure what the symbolism of this represents, but I thought it was worthy of a photo.

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Did I mention the views from the temple grounds were outstanding.  They were.

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Another perspective of the main temple. 

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I’m not sure this does so effectively, but I was trying capture the enormity and dominance of the Wuisangdae statue.

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This is literally my parting shot–the last photo taken on this trip. 

So, the drive home was most uneventful.  I took a different route, and got a little lost when I first left.  I was compensated for the lost time by a backroad drive through tiny farming villages that were really quite charming and peaceful.  On the way back I stopped at one of the roadside service areas and had an W5000 all-you-can-eat Korean buffet.  Unfortunately, all I could manage was about W1000 worth.  Imagine a greasy spoon truck stop and you will have the USA equivalent.

Everything went well until I got about 30 kms from Seoul.  I had missed the expressway so I was on surface streets in Friday rush hour traffic.  Those last 30 clicks took me over 2 hours to complete.  I was a little stressed and exhausted when I finally made it home, but it was a great trip.  I am resolved to get my lazy ass out of town on a monthly basis.  Turns out there is life outside of Itaewon after all.

Go figure.

Greetings from Naksan Beach

I arrived safe and sound and am posting this update from a local PC bang.  Another first time experience in Korea.  It pretty much sucks as this computer is slower than molasses.  Ah well, it ain’t chillin’ my buzz.

Got a nice ocean view room for W40,000 at a local condotel.  Very comfortable.

Witnessed a beautiful full moon over the water tonight which was more than worth the price of admission.

Drove the long and winding road over Seraksan which was also a visual treat.

Traversed the fish market in Daepohang which was a bit different.  Got reminded after a late lunch that raw fish and me are not on good terms.

This is the off season here and the town is QUIET, QUIET, QUIET!  No worries, I’m just going to relax and enjoy the beach.

Purchased a nice new digital camera for the trip so upon my return I will post photos and commentary on my adventure.

Cheers!

On the road

It is springtime in Korea.  The best time of the year (although autumn is a close second).  I admit to having a developed a rather strong case of Spring Fever.  And the best cure is to hit the road and see something new.

So this morning I’m off to the east coast.  Of Korea, that is.  From the photos I’ve seen it’s relatively rural, scenic, and most importantly for me, someplace I’ve never been.  New is good.  My specific destination is Gangwon-do, Yangyang-gun, Naksan Beach.  Here’s a link from the Tourism Office if you want to know exactly as much as I do at this point.

I’m driving.  Which is something I almost never do in Korea (except within my comfort zone–a 10km radius of Itaewon).  So, wish me luck with that.  If I’m not back in a couple of days, send out a posse!

Although I won’t be posting during my travels, I hope to have something blog-worthy to write about the trip upon my return.  Stay tuned!

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Attack the Gas Station!

Ok, as previously noted I like most Korean movies.  Attack the Gas Station! was definitely a disappointment however, even moreso because it had come recommended as a “must see”.  Well, there’s no accounting for taste I suppose.  The whole film seemed rather pointless, psuedo-violence and sight gags repeated repetitively.  For a film that I imagine was intended as a comedy (ok, Wiki says “satire”), the laughs were few and far between.  The Netflix cover indicated it was a commetary on the “social turmoil in contemporary South Korea” (it was filmed in 1999). I must have missed that part.  It took me two nights to get through it, as I fell asleep half way through.  Here’s what Wikipedia had to say.  If you appreciate what passes for comedy on Korean TV, perhaps you’ll like this film. As for me, I’ll give it a 1 rating, because I thought it sucked. 

The other film I watched (again courtesy of Netflix) was Ditto.  I knew what to expect from this one, as I had watched the American remake The Lake House.  There were some pretty significant plot changes between the two, and I found the American version more satisfying.  Anyway, the story is about a young Korean woman attending university in 1979 who is able to communicate with another student in the year 2000 via HAM radio, through some Twilight Zone type magic.  What I found most interesting were the references to events in Korea during the late 70s of which I was vaguely familiar. Seeing them dramatized was pretty fascinating.  I really didn’t like the ambiguous ending, but had I seen this version first, perhaps I wouldn’t have expected more.  Anyway, other than being even a tad more melodramatic than the Korean norm, it was not a bad watch.  Solid 3 from me on this one.

With this post I’ve innaugarated a new post category I believe is aptly named “movies”.  Up next: Please Teach Me English.  Bet you can’t wait!

Ask a darter

Perhaps a new feature for the LTG faithful.  Not that I’m qualified to answer, but I have gotten a couple of informal inquiries, so I will take a crack at responding.

The first wasn’t exactly posed to me directly, but rather as a Google search of “how to overcome doubts when facing the final game in darts” which led the requester to one of my dart posts.  I don’t think that particular post was responsive to the question however.  So, here goes:

In my view, darts is one part mechanics, one part strategy, and one part mental.  I wouldn’t go so far as to say they are equal parts, but they are equally important in that your game will suffer significantly if you are weak in any one of them.

This question on overcoming doubts relates to the mental portion of the game, which coincidentally may be the weakest aspect of my play.  Which means I’ve thought about it a lot, but just have not found any completely satisfactory solutions.  This is what I strive for:

1. Play the board, not your opponent.  In league or tournament play you will inevitably encounter a player who is statistically superior.  They can be beat of course, but you have to be on your game.  Ultimately, it doesn’t matter who you are playing because it comes down to you and the board.  Simply stated, while you can’t control your opponents throws, you can control your darts.  It’s you against the board, so play your game, your way.

2. Stay focused.  So what if your opponent comes out with a 7-mark or high ton to start the game, there’s a long way to go and a lot of numbers left to work with.  If you get shook, or strive for perfection on every throw, you increase the odds of failure.  Steady beats flashy, at least most of the time.

3.  Think positive.  Easier said than done to be sure.  But it is my observation that when you go to oche you should be thinking “I’m going to hit this” rather than “I can’t miss this”.  Visualize success, not the consequences of failure.  And don’t let the bad dart you just threw impact the darts in hand.  Too often one miss turns into three because that first dart gets in your head and starts the self-fulfilling negative thought processes.

4. Don’t let up.  I find I tend to play better from behind.  It seems when I have a lead I relax or deviate from playing solid fundamentals.  Keep the killer instinct from the first dart to the out.

5. Relax.  At least in Pub play, it’s important to have fun.  When you are having fun, you tend to be relaxed.  I frequently throw my best darts in practice or pick-up games.  In league play, I put pressure on myself (e.g. don’t let the team down) which tends to make me tense and tight which affects accuracy.  Take some deep breaths at the oche, block out distractions (internal and external) and let the dart fly.  Hit or miss, that’s the best you can do.  And there’s always another game and redemption on the horizon.

The second question comes from commenter Dentoku, who asks:

How much does beer drinking during a tournament affect your play?

The short answer is “as much as I let it”.  I have touched on this briefly, but I will elaborate a bit more here. 

Darts is a sport of hand/eye coordination.  So, anything that adversely affects your motor skills is going to adversely affect your game.  However, many darters subscribe to the theory that drinking actually enhances their game.  So, what’s the explanation?

I think it comes down to throwing relaxed.  Especially for experienced darters, your throwing rhythm and release point can be attributed to muscle memory (meaning lower brain functioning).  When you overlay cognitive thinking you tend to “aim” and force the darts, instead of “seeing” the target and throwing to it naturally.

So for me, 2-3 beers and I’m relaxed and in the zone.  5-6 and I’m getting uncoordinated and generally worthless.  Your mileage may vary.

Thanks for participating in this edition of Ask a Darter.

Reconnecting

It was good to see a comment from my old bud and longtime reader Neil (Thirsty).  Surprised to see he is in Jakarta these days.  One of the things I dislike most about life in Korea is the transient nature of the relationships with people you meet.  Friends come and go with a regular frequency that takes some getting used to.  One purpose of this blog has been to stay connected with these folks who all too often scatter like the leaves from a Maple.  That was probably the most frustrating part of losing my domain name, because I (well, LTG) suddenly just disappeared and I had no means to get the word out on where I might be found.

Anyway, well met Neil.  Never had the chance to say a proper goodbye, but on your next visit to Korea we’ll raise a pint in Cheers!  Actually, I suspect it will be in Dolce Vita, but you get my meaning…

Sunday night at the movies

Last night I watched two more street DVDs.  And also enjoyed a nice American ribeye cooked just right on the grill.  And the weather is fine for grillin’ these days.  Let’s get on with the show….

Taking Chance.  Starring Kevin Bacon as LT COL Michael Strobl (hope I abbrievated the rank right.  Army uses LTC, Air Force does it Lt. Col., not sure what the Marines do).  This true story tells of Strobl escorting the body of a young Marine PFC, Chance Phelps, after his death in Iraq from the mortuary at Dover AFB to his home in Wyoming.  A heartfelt and moving story that makes you really feel the power and impact of the ultimate sacrafice these young men and women make in service to their country.  You can read what Wikipedia had to say here.  I’m not ashamed to admit it really choked me up.  And made me proud to be an American.  I give it a 4+.

The Accidental Husband. Starring Uma Thurmond, Colin Firth and Jeffrey Dean Morgan.  Well, I like Uma Thurmond. A lot.  But even she couldn’t save this trite farce.  I don’t know, movies like this just don’t resonate with me.  Maybe it was a chick flick that I just didn’t get.  More likely, it was just typical Hollywood crap.  Watch it if you’ve got a couple hours of your life to waste.  A low 2, and I’m being generous.

On the horizon:  This week’s Netflix movies have arrived.  Three Korean films are on tap–Please Teach Me English, Ditto, and Attack the Gas Station!.  Check back later in the week for the lowdown.

Cheers!

Victory!

The Blue Bulls took down Beer B4 Bulls from Blue Frog tonight 22-15.  I was a disappointing 6-6, but hit my share of marks, including a 5 bull, two 3BCs, and a 7 mark.  So, we should still be clinging to first place, pending our make up game Thursday with Eberhardt.

Stay tuned.

My Sassy Girl

Ok, I confess to really liking most Korean movies.  Yes, they tend to be very melodramatic, sacharine sweet, corny, and predictable.  What’s not to like?

My Sassy Girl is an older film that I discovered through a clip posted on the blog On My Way to Korea.  I liked that clip so much I stole it and posted it here.  Commenter Jason saw the clip I posted, liked it as well, and now threatens to post it on his blog.  Ain’t the internet great?

Anyway, that clip whetted my appetite for more and I was pleased to discover the entire movie can be viewed on YouTube in ten minute chunks.  I have now viewed the entire movie and declare it hilarious.  Yeah, it gets a bit sappy in places, but some of the scenes had me laughing out loud.  I don’t think you can understand a culture through movies (I shudder to imagine how people would judge America based on the Hollywood view of things), but at least through film I feel a gain a greater appreciation for this country I call home.

So, I invite and recommend you to enjoy this sweet movie.  I’m even going to make it easy for you by posting links to each clip.  So, pop some corn, relax, take your shoes off, sit a spell, and indulge yourself in the pleasure of watching this fine film.  You’ll be glad you did.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7

Part 8

Part 9

Part 10

Part 11

Part 12

Part 13

The final scene

Now, wasn’t that fun?

As the dart flies

I competed in the Seoul International Dart League midseason doubles tournament yesterday.  It was a mixed A-B Division format, meaning the top ranked A player was matched with the lowest ranked B player and so on throughout the players registered for the competition.  I think this works well, because you avoid having the top players in each division teamed up which sometimes occurs in the blind draw format.  Yesterday we had a good balance on the teams which made for a highly competitive tournament.

I went in ranked #7 in A division and was matched with Podge who is currently #11 in B division.  I hadn’t really seen Podge throw that much, but I felt we had a tough job ahead of us as there were some real strong players teamed up, including several A-A combinations.  Of course, rankings don’t count for anything, it’s all about throwing good darts consistently.  And for the most part, that’s what we did.

I was quite impressed with Podge, and he actually carried me pretty much in our first match.  I picked it up after that, and we really started to roll.  In the semi-finals of the winner’s bracket we faced off with Craig and Grant.  It came down to the third leg, and we were up in the cricket leg.  Then I made a strategic error, opting to close a number instead of throwing for points.  Craig punished my stupidity by throwing a 5 mark and snatched the win.

Podge and I fought back through the loser’s bracket and faced Craig and Grant again in the Championship game.  Unfortunately, I was out of gas by then, and they promptly dispatched us 2-0.  Ah well, it was a great day and I’m not hanging my head over a second place finish.  Splitting the W210,000 prize money was also pretty sweet.

It was also a good day for the Blue Bulls (my team in league play).  Teammate Craig took first, I got a second, and Scott and Ali took third.  I spent a good part of my winnings on my bar tab as we were all in a celebratory mood after a hard days work darting.

Another fine day in my sporting life.  Heh, rumor has it that darts will be included in the 2012 London Olympic Games.  If so, I guess that would make me officially an athlete.  Imagine that!  Of course, I also lift weights.  12 ounces at a time.  Too bad beer drinking isn’t a sport, eh?

The view from the couch

This is my weekly routine:

I work 8-5 M-F each week, but this is Saturday and I am not inclined to talk about work.  Ok?

Monday night is dart league.

Tuesday I recover from dart league beer drinking.

Wednesday I practice darts for a couple of hours, then head over to Don Valley, my favorite Korean restuarant in Itaewon, for samgyapsal.  Yum!

Thursday I stay home and will usually cook.  This week it was galbi, American style.  That would be Memphis (Corky’s) bar-b-que pork ribs.  Cooked on the grill the way God intended.

Friday is the Dolce Vita Dart tournament.  Always fun.  Last night I managed a second place with my partner COL Dan and had the high out as well.  That was good for W16,000.

Saturday is a wild card.  I do my grocery shopping for the week, surf the net, blog, and play CIV IV.  Saturday night?  Depends on the mood.  I’ll usually take a break from Dolce, and change the pace by visiting Manila bar for some San Miguel on tap.  When I’m feeling bago payo, I’ll hit Don Valley for some bulgogi.  Then depending on my mood level of intoxication and who I’ve encountered out and about, I like to do the norebang thing.  I can’t sing a lick, but that never stops me.  Tonight I will be playing in the Seoul International Dart League mid-season doubles tourney at Bless U Pub.  It starts at 4, so that foretells an early evening.  My capacity for beer drinking generally maxes out at 4 hours or so.  And as everyone knows, darts is just a socially acceptable excuse to drink beer, right? 

Sunday I do whatever I feel like, and don’t do whatever I don’t want to do.  It’s my lazy day (heh, more lazy than normal).  I don’t shave, sometimes cook, usually spend hours on the internet or playing CIV IV (I am bit obsessed with the game).  If I get too bored I’ll venture out to Dolce Vita and chuck some darts.

So, as you can see I like living life on the edge.  It’s a thrill a minute, let me tell you.

I say all of the above as a long winded prelude to my sharing this week’s movies.  As my regular reader(s) know, I recently purchased a giant flat screen TV and blu-ray DVD player.  And signed up for a subscription to Netflix. 

The way Netflix works for those that don’t know is you pay a monthly fee and have movies mailed to your home address.  This works for me because I have an APO (Army post office) address, which is serviced by the good ol’ U.S. Mail.  Given the turnaround time, I can usually watch 3 movies a week through Netflix.  I tend to watch movies on Tuesday, Thursday, and Sunday nights.  I supplement Netflix by buying movies on the street in Itaewon.  And yes, I am sure these are legitmate because they have the F.B.I. warning on them, and I know Korea would not tolerate anything as illicit as bootlegging DVDs.  That is wrong and tantamount to stealing afterall.  Just say NO!  Alright then, now that we are clear on that, here’s what I watched this week (no spoilers):

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.  A very interesting film starring Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett.  Based on the short story by F. Scott Fitzgerald.  Which I haven’t read.  The film was technically well made, and the special effects were impressive.  I enjoyed the story because it was different and thought provoking.  The whole concept of living your life is reverse chronology is quite mind bending.  Pitt turned in a fine performance as Mr. Button.  My only real complaint is the movie is a tad long at 3 hours, but for the most part I was sufficiently entertained to make the time investment worthwhile.  Using the LTG unpatented rating scale (1=sucks, 5=excellent) I give this flick a solid 4.

Valkyrie.  This film tells the true story (Wikipedia says it was for the most part historically accurate) of German Col Von Stauffenberg’s failed attempt to assianate Hitler in 1944.  Tom Cruise plays Stauffenberg, and although I’m no fan of Cruise, he did a nice job in this movie.  I’m a bit of a history buff (which is to say I have an interest in history, but I don’t really know sh*t about it), and the WWII genre is something that always catches my interest.  I didn’t have great expectations, but I enjoyed the Dickens out of this movie (sorry, I’m a slave to puns).  The what ifs of history are always intriguing, and the Valkyrie plotters came surprising close to pulling this coup off.  Of course, Hitler was dead in 9 months anyway, but perhaps an early end to the war would have changed the world as we know it today.  Or maybe not.  Anyway, if you have any interest in one of the lesser known events of WWII, I think you will find this movie satisfying.  I give it a hearty 3.

Yes Man.  Typical Jim Carrey fare.  A bit of a farce, but still mildly entertaining.  I like Jim Carrey in his more serious dramatic performances (i.e. e.g. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind) and this movie was full of the face gags and physical comedy for which Carrey is more well-known.  There were a few laughs along the way, but in the end I guess I was feeling like I could have better spent those 2 hours (like playing CIV IV).  I’ll be charitable and give it a rating of 2.

Ok friends, that’s this weeks view from the couch.  Keep on Truckin’!

UPDATE:  Corrected the i.e. to the proper e.g. as pointed out by a commenter.  I think I use to know the difference in some forgotten past, and I appreciate the reminder.   I also know my spelling is atrocious.  I have been ruined by a combination of Bill Gates’ squiggly underlines (unavailable here) and my utter laziness when it comes to actually looking a word up…

It pays to advertise…

Although in my case, it is costing.  Not much and I did it pretty much on a lark.  Yes, today I purchased some Google Ads.  Another effort in my struggle to recover from the theft of my domain.  I’ve not seen any of the ads, but they should be appearing randomly throughout the K-blogosphere.  I just checked the Google Ad stats and one person actually clicked on an ad.  Set me back 66 cents.  Sir or Madam, I hope it was as good for you as it was for me.

Anyway, I only pay when I get a hit and my total budget is fifty bucks.  I’ll be amazed if I get enough hits to max that out, but you never know.

So, if you came here through an ad and are wondering what Long Time Gone is all about, well, you tell me.  This blog is a virtual cornacopia of potporri.  Which is another way of saying it is about everything and nothing at all.  I write what I feel like writing whenever I feel like writing about what I’m feeling, doing, feel like doing, or wishing I was doing.  And sometimes I write nothing at all.  I ain’t much on grammar nor spelling, but I take no offense at criticism in that regard neither.  Feedback is a gift, so feel free to spill your guts in the comment section.

Like me, this here blog is a work in progress.  Stop by anytime you like and see what’s up.  Expect to be disappointed and perhaps occasionally pleasantly surprised.   As Stephen Stills opined: “It’s no matter, no distance–it’s the ride.”  Whatever that means…

And now it’s time to say goodbye from here at Long Time Gone

And I would like to thank you folks for kindly loggin’ on

You’re all invited back again to this locality

To have a heapin’ helpin’ of my hospitality…

Y’all come back now, hear?

(with apologies to the Beverly Hillbillies)

“Don’t think we’re not keeping score, brother”

More hope and change from The One:

“Don’t think we’re not keeping score, brother.” That’s what President Barack Obama said to Rep. Peter DeFazio in a closed-door meeting of the House Democratic Caucus last week, according to the Associated Press.

A few weeks ago, Mr. DeFazio voted against the administration’s stimulus bill. The comment from Mr. Obama was a presidential rebuke and part of a new, hard-nosed push by the White House to pressure Congress to adopt the president’s budget. He has mobilized outside groups and enlisted forces still in place from the Obama campaign.

Its targets were initially Republicans, as team Obama ran ads depicting the GOP as the “party of no.” But now the fire is being trained on Democrats worried about runaway spending.

Americans United is going after Democrats who are skeptical of Mr. Obama’s plans to double the national debt in five years and nearly triple it in 10. The White House is taking aim at lawmakers in 12 states, including Democratic Sens. Kent Conrad, Ben Nelson, Mary Landrieu, Blanche Lincoln and Mark Pryor. MoveOn.Org is running ads aimed at 10 moderate Senate and House Democrats. And robocalls are urging voters in key districts to pressure their congressman to get in line.

Support continues to decline for the proposition that a big boost in government spending will lead America to prosperity. A NBC News/Wall Street Journal Poll early last month found that 61% of Americans were concerned that “the federal government will spend too much money” (up 12 points from December), and only 29% were concerned “it will spend too little money to try to boost the economy.”

This growing skepticism will not be assuaged by White House Budget Director Peter Orszag’s bewildering response when asked by a reporter last week about increasing federal debt. He said, “I don’t know what spiraling debt you’re referring to.”

Members of Congress should also worry about how Mr. Obama is “keeping score.” He is steeped in the ways of Chicago politics and has not forgotten his training in the methods once used by Saul Alinsky, the radical Chicago community organizer.

Alinsky’s 1971 book, “Rules for Radicals,” is a favorite of the Obamas. Michele Obama quoted it at the Democratic Convention. One Alinsky tactic is to “Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it.” That’s what the White House did in targeting Rush Limbaugh, Rick Santelli and Jim Cramer. (The president’s press secretary, Robert Gibbs, went so far as to lash all three from the White House press podium.) It may also explain Mr. Obama’s comments to Mr. DeFazio.

After all, Alinsky’s first rule of “power tactics” is “power is not only what you have but what the enemy thinks you have.” Team Obama wants to remind its adversaries it has plenty of power, and it does. The question is whether the White House will wield it responsibly. The jury is still out, but certain clues are beginning to emerge. “Don’t think we’re not keeping score, brother,” even if said with a wink and a smile, isn’t quite the “new politics” we were told to expect.

To further enjoy the irony (or perhaps more aptly, hypocrisy) here’s the ad MoveOn.org ran about the comparitively small deficits under Bush (updated to reflect the pending disaster Obama is creating):
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Let me apologize now to my sweet granddaughter Gracyn.  The country went temporarily (I hope) insane.  Sorry you have to pay for that madness.