My tooth starting hurting Tuesday night. Being on the cusp of the long Seollal holiday I figured I’d have to tough it out until next Tuesday (Monday being a workday). For the first couple of days I managed the pain with large doses of Tylenol and Alleve. By Friday though those wonder drugs were not having much impact. I also read the warning label which advised in bold print that taking acetaminophen at the dose I was consuming and drinking three or more alcoholic drinks could lead to liver damage. Knowing that Friday night darts were looming I went out and purchased some old fashioned Bayer aspirin.
When I arrived at the bar the pain was approaching a level best described as excruciating, despite having recently downed three tablets of Bayer and so I decided to visit experts that I found on he OB’s I was drinking did seem to take the edge off the pain some, so I kept on drinking them until I was in a state of inebriation. The tooth probably still hurt, I just didn’t care anymore. I experienced a good night of drunken slumber, but awoke this morning with the pain back at full volume. In desperation, I dialed the number for the U.S. Dentist clinic I had visited when I encountered similar difficulties last year.
A masculine sounding female answered “hello” in English. I said “is this Dr.?” She replied affirmatively so I asked if she was open today and joy of joys she was. I told her I was suffering and asked if she could see me today. She said she’d call back in 30 minutes, and true to her word she did and offered me an 11:00. As I suspected, I was once again experiencing the agony of an abscess. This time it was in a “live” tooth and as I expected the recommended treatment was a root canal. That little prick in my mouth was a blessing. (I’m talking about the Novocaine shot you sick bastards.) Once I was numb Dr. set about removing the offending nerves that had led to my misery and in less than an hour the work was done. It set me back W450,000 but you really can’t put a price tag on elimination of pain, right? I’ll go back next week for the crown which will also no doubt be as expensive as it necessary. Easy come, easy go and all that jazz.
Having not eaten since noon on Friday I came home from the dentist feeling hungry. So I set about preparing a remedy.
I’ve never cooked in one of these Korean stoneware pots before.
Turns out they are perfect for making chili! Back home I always used a slow cooker, but this method worked just as well and was a damn site quicker.
And damn it was delicious, if I do say so myself. Now, I like my chili with cornbread but given my lack of a proper oven, I made do with a baguette from where else, Paris Baguette.
After consuming two bowls, I took the antibiotic capsule prescribed b. Then I took a nap. I awoke refreshed and pain free! Woo Hoo!
Finally, there’s this:
This was posted above the urinal in the subway restroom. Given my lack of reading skills I imagined it was the urinal’s unhappy response to being pissed on all day, everyday. Alas, Jee Yeun says it’s an advertisement for men who have trouble with urination. Me, I have the opposite problem. I have to pee so frequently it’s downright embarrassing.
And that’s all I’ve got for you today. Well, there is the song I always sing to myself while reclining in Dr. dental chair.
