Crazy daze

Well, as crazy as it gets around here. Which really isn’t that crazy at all. Other than when I try to fake a smile.

So, the Wednesday Walkers had a relatively tame and sane morning hike out Subic town way. Here’s how that looked:

We grabbed a Jeepney in Barretto and started here
And off we go!
The quiet backstreets of Calapandayan
The first cookie delivery of the day
And the first of two graveyards we walked past. This gal lived fourteen years longer than I have.
Goats showing us the way
Only one hill climb on our journey
A view from the top
What goes up, must come down
Passing through Jurassic Park
More sweets for the sweet
We hadn’t been this way for a while and were walking in the opposite direction than usual, so it had a new feel.
Through the fields we go
No rest for the weary
Pond side
We got this in the bag
If the bridge holds me, we are all safe
Safety standards for construction workers appear to be nonexistent in this country. Scary to watch those guys on the roof.
Riverside living
The beauty of Subic town
A funeral in progress as we passed through here
Those smiles are worth more than the cookies
On the waterside
Walking on the waterside
Bridge posers
Almost paradise
That is an odd name for a high school sports team. Stop! You’re killing me!
We finished at the Subic marketplace
And caught a bus back to Barretto
A pleasant enough 5K stroll

When beer o’clock rolled around, Swan and I headed into town and started the good times at BarCelona.

The usual view, but it was nice to see some sunshine for a change.
Swan’s sister came by to join us
And another fake smile at Swan’s insistence. At least I didn’t go crazy.

We did our nightcap downstairs at Green Room, ordered some takeout from Sit-n-Bull, and made it an early night. No one got floored this time! Sorry for the misleading title of this post, but you don’t have to be crazy to have fun. Right?

In the memory category, I came across a post from April 2020 while checking to make sure today’s title hadn’t been used before. It was about life early in the COVID lockdowns. Talk about crazy days!

And there was this from my Facebook feed two years ago:

Or move to the Philippines. Age is just a number here.

Today’s YouTube video features The Filipina Pea interviewing a massage therapist. In my single days, I never used the parlors. Lots of gals provided the service at my home. It was nice having “friends with benefits.”

Here’s some crazy humor for you:

Oh, crap!
Two shitty jokes in a row!
Okay, now that’s more like it.

I’m still digesting what the cardiologist said today, but I’ll make a full report on that tomorrow. Some additional tests are in my future, and she also modified my daily prescription medication intake. Let’s see how long she can keep me alive! In the meantime, I think today is a good day to pass the hours up at The Rite Spot On The Roof. And that’s just what I’m going to do. You can’t get much less crazy than that!

Sunny Sunday

Well, not that much sun, but a rain-free day was still a nice change of pace. We put the dogs on a leash and gave them a proper walking. And then we loaded up the candy and headed out to sweeten the day of the kiddies in San Isidro.

Let’s do this!
It’s the time of year when even well-traveled pathways become overgrown
A sniper cow?
The kids are out there somewhere
Ah, the first customer of the day
And the first instance of wet feet. But not the last.
Where is everyone?
Oh, here they are now
The Marian Hills contingent
It’s only a creek during rainy season
Goody-goody
Word is spreading that the candy lady is here
Come and get it!
The rare onesie
And the biggest group of the morning
Pausing for the third and final candy bag refill.
Some tired kids
The requisite Easter Mountain view
The rain may be gone, but it is not forgotten

The plan was to cross over the new temporary bridge, just like we did last week. Three weeks ago, it washed away during the first big storm of the season but was quickly rebuilt so the residents of this area would have vehicle access. I thought they did a better job on the rebuild than the original structure, but it seems that it was not good enough.

Curses foiled again! I doubt they’ll even attempt another repair. The new bridge is nearing completion.
Once again, we were forced to take a woodsy detour
Another long life (89) has come to an end
Crossing Bridge #3
And the morning’s final delivery
Only 4.5 without the destroyed bridge crossing

Later in the day, I made the cross-town walk to Hideaway for the weekly feeding ritual. Once again, there were several other customers in the bar when I arrived. One of them even bought me a beer! It’s good to see owner Griff turning things around there.

Feeding in progress

Then, it was time to cross the highway and meet Swan for dinner at John’s place. John was sitting in his recliner strategically located behind the bar. We briefly chatted, and he was happy to have survived the public hospital ordeal. John commented that he never thought he would live to see the day when his wife had to wipe his butt for him, but he is glad that she is willing to do so. The doctor told him he’d be able to walk again with some physical therapy. Before I departed for the third floor, John told the waitress to make sure there was plenty of wine in stock for Swan. He also told me that I could just sign the bill for my dinner, and he’d deduct that amount from the money I loaned him. Works for me.

The usual view from our preferred third-floor seating.

In another demonstration of our compatibility, Swan and I both craved the same dinner selection.

Birria tacos were the order of the day

After dinner, we again planned to make The Green Room our nightcap destination. Alas, once again, it was too crowded for us to sit comfortably. So, Wet Spot it was.

It’s a crappy photo, but this always cracks me up. The head waitress is taking rolls of toilet paper and parceling them out into four-piece sheets. The reason? Rolls of toilet paper left in the comfort room disappear (the girls take them home). So, instead, when a gal needs to use the CR, she comes by and picks up her toilet paper ration first. Only in the Philippines!

When it was time to go, we called our personal trike driver to meet us out front and take us home. That’s just the way we roll!

Eight years ago, I was living a completely different life.

A town hall meeting for civilians to discuss the pending move to Camp Humphreys. That’s me, third from the right. I guess life was more meaningful for me back then, but this retirement chapter ain’t bad. I’m certainly in no hurry to move on to the next chapter inside a crematorium.

In today’s YouTube video, Reekay talks about the relationship theories contained in the book “The Rational Male” by Rollo Tomassi. I’ve never heard of the book or the author, but I guess that shouldn’t come as a surprise, given my lifetime of love trainwrecks. It’s a short ten-minute watch and the concepts seem like common sense. But when it comes to relationships, how common is sense?

Maybe you’ll like these:

That’s a hard call
Yep, it’s got a mind of its own. A one-track mind.
Hello?”
“Hi honey this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?”
“No Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.”
After a brief pause, Daddy says, “But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.”
“Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.”
Brief Pause.
“Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway.”
“Okay Daddy, just a minute.”
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. “I did it Daddy.”
“And what happened honey?” he asked.
“Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn’t moving at all!”
“Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?”
“He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn’t know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and he isn’t moving either.”
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause***
***Even Longer Pause***
Then Daddy says, “Swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?”

So, another Hash Monday has arrived. And by golly, we actually do have sunny skies today! I’m going to walk to the start, which will include a couple of small hills and see how I feel after that. I’ve been monitoring my heart rate on my walks, and if I exceed my maximum recommended BPM during the Hash, I’ll head for flat ground. I’m good at shortcutting. Swan is going to join me today on the Hash, so that will be nice. I’ll let you know how it goes tomorrow.

And “The First Time Hearing It” take:

Getting our Mugshots

I’ve had sadder days, but my Saturday was just fine, thank you. Swan had a meat delivery to make in Barretto, so she joined me for my morning walk. I think I’ve mentioned before that Swan has a little sideline business where she orders meat from a distributor in Angeles City and has it delivered to our door for free. Then, Swan fills the orders of her customers. I get most of my meat through her these days (and she gets all of mine!). Swan being Swan, we took along some candy to hand out along the way. It was pretty much my standard street stroll, so there wasn’t much new or interesting to photograph. Here’s what I got:

I haven’t seen any Haitian refugees around, so maybe the kitty will be found.
He holds the record for the oldest I’ve seen on a funeral banner. Here’s hoping that long life was joyful.
Death comes for us all, it seems. It looks like the frog was enjoying a smoke when he got squished.
It’s always nice to have some company along for the stroll.
Our 5K journey

What’s there to do on a wet Saturday evening? Well, the bars, of course. And it had been days since I’d last visited one. Well, I missed Friday anyway. There was no point in going to the beach in this weather, but honestly, I was in the mood for something a little different. And then I thought of Mugshots. It is a very nice place I rarely visit for some reason, but we rectified that yesterday. I reviewed Mugshots back when it first opened two years ago. It’s been remodeled a lot since then. Most of the dining tables are gone, and so is the singing platform. There’s also a pool table now. The woman I thought was a lesbian when I did my review is still there and it turns out she’s the owner’s wife. Oops, my bad!  

We had friendly service last night, and despite being an infrequent visitor, the staff all knew me by name. The kitchen is still open, and we gave the food a try.

One side of the menu
And the other
Swan had the burger
And I went with the wings

The food was quite good for pub fare. We arrived right when they opened at five, but several more customers came in within the hour, so they appeared to be doing well. I’ll try and visit more frequently in the future.

We were going to hit The Green Room for our nightcap, but as we approached, someone called out to us from Sloppy Joe’s. Dave’s wife Jo and her friend Grace invited us to join them while they awaited Dave’s arrival. Jo and Swan are old buddies, so I got to sit at a table full of women speaking in Tagalog until Dave arrived. After a glass of wine and a couple more beers, we headed next door. Green Room was too busy for my taste, so we continued on to Wet Spot for our final drinks of the evening.

When it was time to head home, we faced a small dilemma at the trike stand. They operate on a “first-come, first-serve” basis, but sometimes the trike at the head of the queue is too small for my fat body to squeeze in comfortably. I always feel bad about telling the guy who’s been waiting the longest no thanks, especially since the drivers all know I overpay for my ride. Then Swan remembered we had gotten the phone number for the driver of a comfortable trike, and she gave him a call. Sure enough, he was in the lineup at Wet Spot, so we had him pick us up in front of Sit-n-Bull—no drama and a comfortable ride home.

And that’s how we rolled through Saturday.

I’m far from a genius, but this one was easy enough to figure out:

This year, we find out if Americans are smart enough to vote for their own interest (and our nation’s) or let their hatred for Trump decide their vote.

Today’s YouTube video from the Filipina Pea is about whether Filipinos prefer American or Chinese interventions. It seems that most of them know who their friend is.

And now for the funny stuff:

Guess you just don’t measure up, fella.
Anyone else remember Soylent Green?
It’s gonna be a hard days night.

The morning Candy Walk is done. Next up, a feeding at Hideaway, then dinner with Swan at John’s place. And the wheel in the sky keeps on turning.

Keep on pumping!

Yesterday’s consult with Dr. DeLeon went fine. She explained the basics of aortic stenosis and some of the ramifications of that diagnosis.

Dr. DeLeon’s artistic rendering of her explanation
And a rendering I found on the internet

So anyway, Dr. DeLeon was being careful about not stepping out of her lane as a pulmonary specialist, saying the cardiologist I’m scheduled to see next week can better explain treatment options, medications, and the way ahead. She did render the judgment that this condition is the likely cause of my breathing difficulties. As I understood her explanation, the oxygenated blood from my lungs is restricted by the stenosis from entering the heart, creating a lung backup.

The electrocardiogram results
The pertinent portion of the results. So, the good news is that the stenosis is only moderate. The challenge will be to keep it that way.

Aortic valve stenosis ranges from mild to severe. Symptoms generally occur when narrowing of the valve is severe. Some people with aortic valve stenosis may not have symptoms for many years.

Symptoms of aortic valve stenosis may include:

  • An irregular heart sound (heart murmur) heard through a stethoscope
  • Chest pain (angina) or tightness with activity
  • Feeling faint or dizzy or fainting with activity
  • Shortness of breath, especially with activity
  • Fatigue, especially during times of increased activity
  • Rapid, fluttering heartbeat (palpitations)
  • Not eating enough (mainly in children with aortic valve stenosis)
  • Not gaining enough weight (mainly in children with aortic valve stenosis)

Aortic valve stenosis may lead to heart failure. Heart failure symptoms include fatigue, shortness of breath, and swollen ankles and feet.

On the one hand, the only aortic valve stenosis symptoms I’ve experienced are shortness of breath and fatigue. On the other hand, I’ve had all of the heart failure symptoms listed above. We’ll see what the cardiologist has to say about that.

Another thing about Dr. DeLeon: she’s young, smart (obviously), and has a sense of humor. And apparently, she enjoys reading fiction. I cracked up when I saw this book on her desk:

I said, “Dr. DeLeon, it’s Thursday. Should I be worried?” She laughed and said it was a very good book.

So, I aim to make it until next Thursday and see what I need to do to keep things from worsening. I’m going to keep it mostly flat on my hikes and monitor my heart rate so I don’t exceed my 128 bpm limit. At least I have an excuse to wimp out of the climbs on Monday’s Hash. We’ll see.

But enough about my health. Let’s talk about John, from the Sushi and Steak place I like to eat. He is still in the hospital. He posted on Facebook asking if anyone had a wheelchair and a four-leg walker he could use. I messaged him that I’d be willing to help him acquire something if he hadn’t found anything yet. John responded that he had gotten what he needed, but his problem now was they wouldn’t release him from the hospital until his bill was paid. Yeah, that’s how it works in the Philippines. And, of course, the bill keeps going up for every day they keep him there. I couldn’t afford to foot the whole bill, but I told him I’d make a contribution. So, when I was done with my medical shit yesterday, I went to John’s place to leave some cash with his wife. She was very appreciative, as was John, so hopefully, he’ll be out and about again soon. Swan and my helper/caregiver, Teri, accompanied me to the restaurant, and we had an early dinner together.

Being in a generous mood, I ordered a steak dinner. Damn thing filled the entire plate. I had half of it this morning for breakfast. Two thousand two hundred pesos ($40.) for that whopper.

Dr. DeLeon prescribed me five days’ worth of steroids to tide me over, and after dinner, Teri went to fetch them at the drugstore. Swan and I proceeded to It Doesn’t Matter for some liquid refreshments, and then we had a nightcap at The Green Room.

It’s good to be alive. Let’s see how long I can keep it going!

I saw this today and thought, hey that shoe fits:

Might as well wear it:

Yep, these eating cats memes are still driving my lefty friends crazier than an angry bear. I wonder why?

What would Kamala say?

Oh yeah, that’s right

But enough about politics, let’s watch today’s YouTube video. Our vlogger exposes what he considers “lies” about the Philippines. Well, he’s been here two years, and I’ve been here six. Opinions vary, and disagreeing with someone doesn’t make it a lie. But whatever, he likes the food; some do, and some don’t. I agree with him about the PI being relatively safe. I sure as hell wouldn’t walk through slum villages in the USA. I still appreciate hearing different perspectives.

And now for what I call humor:

Presizely!
Kinda like using one of those self-checkout lanes I heard about
I didn’t see that one coming!

Alright, sorry for today’s late posting. We went all the way out to San Antonio for the Friday group rainy-day hike. We got back home later than usual, which threw me off schedule. I decided to say fuck-off to Friday in town and just chill at the house tonight. Swan is making some burritos for our dining pleasure. We’ll eat downstairs. The Rite Spot is closed due to inclement weather. And life goes on!

I’ve never heard of this group or the song before, but since it matches the title of today’s post, here you go. It’s not bad.

Candles in the rain

Yesterday was another windswept rainy day here in paradise, but that didn’t stop the Wednesday Walkers. The four of us in attendance deployed our umbrellas and embarked on a 7+K walk to Waltermart on the far side of Subic town. We enjoyed periodic breaks in the downpours, and once our feet were soaked, wading through puddles no longer mattered. That voice in my head had been screaming for me to bail out and shortcut since early in the hike, but I successfully ignored its entreaties. I’ve never paid attention to my heart rate while hiking, but I was curious how my damaged blood pump was doing on this mostly flat walk. According to my Fitbit, walking at a thirteen-minute kilometer pace had my heart beating around one hundred times a minute. During the one gentle uphill we encountered, I got up to 120. According to this website, the maximum for an old fart like me is around 128. So, I was in the zone, but yesterday’s adventure was nothing like those hard climbs at the Hash. One more thing to keep my eye on, I guess.  

Off we go on the rainy highway
And then onto the much more pleasant back streets
The Easter Mountain view from here
Waiting for slow guy
The Naugsol Falls are back!
The valley portion of our trek
Across Bridge #4
Where rivers collide
Looking back at Bridge #4
On the road to Barangay Naugsol
Checking out the fresh veggies at a Naugsol market
The other side of Easter Mountain
Where Teddy Bears go when they die
Flotsam
Onward we march
“Don’t litter here”
Here
It was a little scary walking the riverside—one slip, trip, or fall, and you were a goner. None of us did.
On the bridge
Off the bridge
The market street in Barangay Maga Vacca
Objective achieved!
And now for the Jeepney ride back to Barretto. The Jeeps here wait until they fill up with passengers, so we had a ten-minute delay.
7.7K from start to finish. And I didn’t wuss out!

The rain kept coming and going all afternoon, but that didn’t stop us from heeding the call of beer o’clock. That’s why God created umbrellas, right? First stop, BarCelona.

The rainy-day view from our perch

I ran into a guy I know there, and he introduced me to his friend. This friend is in the process of opening a new bar in Barretto (the former McArthur’s) and a resort on Baloy Beach. I wished him well and dropped a big hint about opening a beach bar at his resort location. I’ll keep an eye out for the openings and do a review here.

Poor Swan. They didn’t have the wine she likes, so she had to settle for a gin and soda.
But at least she has a gwapo boyfriend!

Our next stop was the Green Room downstairs, and we had a pleasant visit there as usual. We did our nightcap at Wet Spot and ordered takeout from Sit-n-Bull for dinner at home.

And that’s the way I rolled through another Wednesday.

Way back in 2007, I was feeling the blues at 3 Alley Pub in Itaewon, Seoul. As I recall, a gal I had been crushing on showed up with another guy and was playing kissy-face with him across the table from me.

A good reminder that the “good ol’ days” weren’t always that good. Well, I had beer and cigarettes to get me through the night.

This was also in my Facebook memories feed, but it rings as true now as it ever did.

I’m still getting blasted for my cat-eating posts, the argument being it didn’t happen because the media says it didn’t. Oh well. I learned long ago you are not going to change an indoctrinated mind.

Today’s YouTube video tells the story of an expat in trouble for a crime he didn’t know was a crime (neither did I): he kicked his girlfriend out of his condo. Swan is the first gal I’ve lived with here, and as I like to tease, she came with the house.

The vlogger gives all the background you need in the video above, but if you want to hear more of the story, here’s the original video he references.

Thousands of comedians out of work, and I’M trying to be funny:

He has a way with words
Sounds like a crappy relationship (and there is no toilet paper)
So THAT’s what he’s thinking about! (she must have grabbed the toilet paper from the comic above)

Okay, it’s time for me to get ready to have my consultation with the doctor about my heart. I’ll share what I learn tomorrow.

Man, I can’t remember the last time I heard or even thought about this song. I loved it in high school.

And as an added bonus, here is one of those first reaction to this song videos:

How can you mend a broken heart?

Another Tuesday is in the books. The exclamation point of the day was finding out something is wrong with my heart. The doctor who performed the echocardiogram wasn’t that great at English (or I wasn’t good at discerning her words), but she said something about the left side of the heart being the most important and that there were three arteries that bring oxygenated blood from the lungs to the heart. It seems that one of mine isn’t doing its job. Whatever the hell that means.

The machine that reported the damage

Interestingly (to me), it was just a little over ten years ago that I was diagnosed with a 50% blockage in one of my arteries. I don’t know if this latest development is related to that or if it is something else entirely. I’m going back to the pulmonary doctor who referred me for the ECG tomorrow for her review of the results and guidance on what happens next. The cardiologist mentioned something about a “treadmill,” which I assume means a stress test. I’m not sure if this latest diagnosis is pertinent to my breathing issues or not. Anyway, we shall see.

I got the grocery shopping done before the hospital visit and spent a hundred bucks less than last week. The ECG was 4000 pesos, so I finished in the black.

The bay view from the highway on the way to Royal supermarket

When I got home from the hospital visit, Swan had my lunch ready:

A meatball sandwich. After I was dropped off at the hospital, Swan had my driver stop at the local bakery and buy that bread. It was great!

So, I decided that staying home last night was The Rite Spot to be.

But don’t worry, I took some beers up to the roof with me.
The view from my perch. And yes, a light rain did fall, but not enough to spoil my time on the rooftop.

Fired up some music on the speaker box, sat in my rocking chair, and watched the daylight go away.

Best view in town!

And then Swan called me down for supper.

Roast chicken with taters
And an amazing salad.

Spent some rare time in front of the TV, but didn’t see anything worth mentioning. I’m too lazy to start another multi-season series, and I don’t have the attention span to sit through a two-hour movie. Instead, I watch crap YouTube videos and waste my time. I need to do better.

And that was how I filled those Tuesday hours.

Two years ago, I posted this on Facebook:

Truer now than ever. I use my camera instead of binoculars, but it works.

Man, oh man, I’m making lefty heads explode with the Cat memes I’ve been posting on Facebook. To me, it’s a joke, not a serious election issue. Well, the influx of illegals is a big issue, just not so much what they are eating. But given the reaction, I guess the Dims see this as a reminder of one of their big failures. So, I’ll keep playing along.

Ah, the beauty of the double entendre
Freedom, baby!

Today’s YouTube video is less than five minutes long, which suits me just fine. Our vlogger expounds on what the Philippines is really like for foreigners. Everyone has an opinion, so I gave him a watch. He called life here “a blessing and a curse”, but it seems to be all about how women perceive men as “rich.” While that may be true in some cases, I don’t see why that would make your life here a curse unless those women are all your life is about. As I said, it’s a short watch, so it’s not a total waste of time. I’m just glad I don’t share his outlook.

Your daily dose of what passes for humor here at LTG:

Head? Who said head? I’ll have some of that! (A Hash saying, at least here in Subic)
That bites!
This left a bad taste in my mouth

And the rain is back with a passion today. The Wednesday Walkers did an umbrella walk anyway, and it turned out alright. I’ll tell you all about that tomorrow. I’ll brave the weather to show support for the bars later on because that’s what a good citizen does, right?

A sweet walk in the rain

“Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these courageous couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

Ah, it takes me back to those long ago years when I delivered mail for a living (1976-83). Welp, we weren’t gonna let a little rain stop us from our appointed rounds on the Candy Walk yesterday. I wondered if we’d see many kids out and about in the wet weather, but by the end of the walk, we had sweetened the lives of over 200 children. Mission accomplished!

Let’s roll!
Into each life some rain must fall
Stormy skies on the trail ahead
The pain-in-the-ass factor the rain brings
Our first customers of the day
That’s Jason, the elementary school student we are helping, and his little brother coming down the hill for a dose of chocolate.
The kids usually come to us, but tried to keep them dry yesterday
Hanging laundry to dry on a rainy day might not be the best plan
Weather or not, here they come!
And then the rain stopped falling
Rain or shine, this carabao is fine
The Easter Mountain view
We knew by the traffic in San Isidro that the new bridge had been rebuilt, and folks once again had vehicle access. Surprised they got it done so fast.
Until the next time it rains.
We got it done!

A few hours later, I was back on the road, this time to Hideaway Bar.

Feeding accomplished!

The bar was surprisingly busy yesterday; I’ll take that as a good sign. It really is a nicer vibe when you are not the only customer.

The next stop was John’s place for my Sunday dinner with Swan. Sadly, John is still in the hospital. A crap public hospital. I couldn’t help but wonder whether this would be our last meal while John is still among the living. Hopefully, I’m wrong about that.

Our third floor view
My view of Swan
Beef bulgogi was good
The wings were okay, but not the Korean style I prefer and thought I had ordered.
Make the best of life while you have it.

We did our nightcap at Green Room and enjoyed the conclusion of our Sunday evening out.

So, it turns out the Philippines is a world leader:

No one else is even close. Sadly, this is not surprising.

Today’s memory is from those long, long ago high school days when I fancied myself a writer.

An “A” for content and a “D” for correctness
And there you have it: proof positive I’ve had “mechanical problems” for over fifty years now!

I can’t decide if this belongs in the politics section or is it better suited to humor?

The fans would have ate up that show!

Here’s another:

Don’t be such a pussy!

Today’s YouTube video talks about the do’s and don’ts of living rich in the Philippines. My monthly pension puts me in the “elite” category, but other than living in the big house in a gated subdivision and not worrying about money much, I don’t think I flaunt my “wealth.” I could have lived a comfortable life in the USA or Korea (I did for the first five years after retirement), but that life was taken from me, so I chose this one as the alternative. So far, so good. I absolutely disagree with the vlogger’s assertion that living in a big city is the best choice. I enjoy my little town; if I ever left here, I’d find somewhere similar

And now for the non-political humor:

Works for me!
Are you talking to me?
True that!

And here it is, another Hash Monday. Let’s see how I do.

This is one of my standards on videoke night

Did Phil say koh?

Swan wanted to join me for my Saturday stroll, so that meant I had to come up with something other than the usual Barretto street walk. It had been a while since I’d done the Philseco loop, so we grabbed a Jeepney and headed out to the far side of Subic. I planned to do around 7K, but when we got back to the highway, I wimped out again. I just don’t seem to have any staying power these days.

Leaving the National Highway behind and heading up Philseco Road towards the shipyard
Is there anything more pleasant than the natural beauty of a flowing river?
Tell me I can’t park here without saying you can’t park here
Heading for the hills. We didn’t climb any; we just walked in that direction.
A streetwalker
The straight and narrow
Which came first, the chicken or the ducks?
A brief interlude off the pavement
A tree I liked
At the water’s edge
A slick walkway
Rural life
Bridge it!
They’d be rich in Ohio!
Ponding onward
Passing through the land of the dead
Calling it quits at 5K

We made it home before some heavy afternoon rainfall, then later broke out our umbrellas for the walk into town. First stop, It Doesn’t Matter.

Happy birthday, Vharry

We didn’t stay at IDM long. After a couple of drinks, we wished Vharry the best and then headed to Myleen’s for dinner.

The shredded beef birria tacos were outstanding.
And Swan enjoyed her chicken fajitas as well.

We changed things up for our nightcap and gave Alaska Club a visit. Owner Jerry is out of town (back home at that other Alaska), and we were the only customers on a Saturday evening. Those two factors are related, I’m afraid. Still, we made the best of our visit. I gave the dancers something to suck on and 50 pesos each for their efforts. They seemed pleased. It’s always refreshing to see the girls in a dancing bar actually dancing, even if there are no customers to buy them drinks.

When it was time to go, we grabbed some pecan pie at Sit-n-Bull and then hopped in a trike for home. Yep, done by 8 p.m. on a Saturday night. I’m such an old man!

Today’s YouTube video offers a more positive outlook on why Filipinos are moving back home from overseas employment. When a nation’s biggest export is its workforce, something needs to change. These folks want to put their talents to work here.

Today’s lame attempts at humor:

There’s gotta be a word for this…
What a cat-astrophe
How Swede!

A disturbing post on Facebook from John Kim:

Help. I am at Gordon Hospital. I was collapsed this morning. After a few IV, I am able to type. Still cannot sit up my own. Due to rainy season, I am suffering. Not asking for big help. Order a birger or fish & chips. Feel in the mood for big help, order steak. Thanks

That was yesterday, and there have been no updates. Swan and I will dine there tonight to see if we can find out if he is getting better. We’ll go there after I feed the girls at Hideaway.

Walking it off

There were five participants in the Friday group hike yesterday, and as the old-timer of the group, it was up to me to chart a course. It’s been wet, and I deemed the hills too risky an undertaking (hey, that’s my excuse, and I’m sticking to it!), so we did a mostly flat street walk. There was not much new to see, but I took some photos anyway.

The participants this week
Through the streets of Matain
The end of the only climb
A woodsy stroll
Is that cat on a hot tin roof hiding from Haitians?
Cookie time!
Walk on!
The view from here
Waiting for the slow guy
Down some slippery steps
Who’s leader of the pack now?
The Black Rock we didn’t climb
Something’s burning
A brief stroll on the Govic Highway
Another cookie delivery
Hello there, Easter Mountain
The green wall
They are making good progress on replacing the “new” bridge that washed away in the big storm. Maybe the stranded citizens of San Isidro will be able to escape in their vehicles in a couple more days. They might even finish in time for the next typhoon forecast for mid-week.

I hit my wall at 7K and opted to bail out for a trike ride the rest of the way. Yeah, I felt like a pussy, but it just wasn’t worth it to continue when each step was painful.

Where we were

Next on my Friday agenda was attending the SOB dance competition at Wet Spot. I only attend once or twice a month these days, and I find it mildly entertaining at best. The home team put on the winning performance. At the other end of the spectrum, all La Oficina could muster was a solitary dancer. She was good, but seeing her have to dance alone was sad.

The way I judged it. The other judges placed Green Room second and Voodoo fourth. I won’t judge them for being wrong.
The winning performance
The lonely La Oficina performer

When the show was over at eight, we called it a night and headed home.

Facebook memories took me back nine years to my dart playing days in Seoul.

The best game of cricket I ever did throw included four 7-marks.

I made this meme back in my Pyeongtaek days:

Some things never change

It’s election season, and this is my mantra:

It doesn’t matter how much you dislike Trump the man; he remains our best option for President.

Kevin Kim has a post today in which he mentions the rudeness of Koreans. I had a similar experience last night. Wet Spot has only one comfort room, so naturally, it is co-ed. I’m standing at the urinal, and a woman calls out, “Remember me? I used to give you massages at your house. You’ve gotten fat!” Yeah, I know. Thanks for reminding me. Apparently, she is working at Wet Spot now as one of their GRO/back rub girls. She offered to massage me, but I declined and mentioned my girlfriend was with me. She came to our table later and offered to massage Swan, but she also declined. Whatever her name is looked vaguely familiar, but it’s been years since she touched me. And she never will again. This fat old man is off-limits.

Maybe that was it

And that’s a good lead-in for today’s YouTube video. I do not subscribe to this vlogger, but he makes some valid points. Indeed, not ALL Filipinos are these kinds of rude, but some are. I will say that I’m guilty of the peeing wherever I am when I need to go thing, but like I tell Swan, I’m just adapting to the Filipino culture. And at my age, when you gotta go, you gotta go. The being obnoxiously loud thing is probably still my biggest pet peeve on the rudeness scale.

I’m not sure these all qualify as funny, but here goes anyway:

He must be feeling a tad flushed
That bites
Time for a three-some?

Gonna start my Saturday on the town at It Doesn’t Matter to wish manager Vharry a happy birthday. We’ll see where things go from there.

Close to home

Swan prepared one of the fatty ribeye steaks I bought this week for lunch. It was a little thin, but it tasted good. Buddy and Lucky enjoyed the fat scraps.

I didn’t venture far from home yesterday other than the afternoon jaunt to visit my pulmonary specialist, Dr. DeLeon. My oximeter reading on check-in was a record-high 99, and when she listened to my breathing, she said my lungs sounded clear. I told her about the morning I registered 85 on the oximeter after some, um, strenuous activity. Still, my bigger concern was the occasions when I experienced heavy breathing while inactive and my blood oxygen was in the high nineties normal range. It could be a manifestation of my COPD, but I want to eliminate other possibilities, such as heart problems. To that end, I’m scheduled for an echocardiogram on Tuesday. If my heart checks out okay, I’ll do a pulmonary function test (PFT) to see what my lungs are up to. When I was first diagnosed with COPD eight years ago, I was judged to be at Stage two (of four) of this progressive disease. I’m curious if I’ve gotten worse since then. So, we shall see what the future may bring.

For some reason, I wasn’t in a bar mood at the conclusion of my doctor’s visit, so we came back home. It just felt like The Rite Spot to be, so I headed up to the roof.

A cold beer in hand, music on the squawk box, and this view told me I had made the right choice.
A bit later, a light rain began to fall, but I was safely ensconced under the roof.
A fine ending to the day.

Back downstairs, I tried a dish Swan prepared for dinner:

Something new to me, osso buco. Of course, the Filipinas that live in my house had theirs on a bed of rice.

Watched some crap on YouTube to kill an hour, then called it a night. Another Thirstday satiated.

It is both sad and hilarious to see the left freaking out and pretending we don’t have a refugee crisis. They seem to care more about the claim that Haitians are eating pets in Ohio than they do about the murders and gang violence taking place nationwide. Oh, well. At least it is easy to make heads explode with stupid memes these days.

Her first success!

I’ve never really been a cat lover, but I’ve eaten my share of pussy:

Here, kitty, kitty!

In today’s YouTube video, Reekay weighs in on all the negative takes from vloggers lately, some of which I’ve posted here. He calls bullshit on the notion that things are changing for the worse for expats here in the Philippines. In my six years, not much seems different, for better or worse (other than during the scamdemic). Hopefully, I’ve gotten a little smarter when it comes to the ladies. Not to mention lucky in finding Swan. But if you are sending money to someone you’ve never met in person, then yeah, you are dumb. Rule #1 and all.

Let’s see if I can put a smile on your face:

I don’t get it.
Reminds me of the dyslexic robber who came into my store and shouted, “Okay, mother sticker, this is a fuck up! Get your ass in the air, or I’ll blow your hands off!”
Why do you think they call it dope?

Oh, well. I’ll try again tomorrow. Going to do the SOB today at Wet Spot, so I’d best start getting ready. Hasta la vista!

In the village

The Wednesday Walkers ventured out to the native Aeta village of Iram on the far side of Olongapo for yesterday’s hike. We last visited Iram in December 2023 for our annual charity outreach. A lot has changed in less than a year. A massive construction project is underway to build a solar panel farm. The panels will be placed near the top of the surrounding hills, and new roads and infrastructure will be required to accommodate the solar farm. I have no idea what impact this will have on village life a little further up the road, but hopefully, they’ll get reduced electricity rates (assuming they are even wired for power).

The path we walked to Iram. There and back was just shy of 6K.
In the beginning…
Heading for the hills
Where rivers collide
Over the walking bridge
The straight and narrow you hear so much about
The new bridge and road leading to the hilltop solar project
There were hundreds of these crates containing solar panels
A guard told us this hillside would be the location of the solar farm. We could see some panels have already been erected up top.
We just walked on by. Yes, having more power sources is a good thing, but it is sad to see the natural beauty of this area destroyed. We’ll see how it looks when they finish.
The new road ends and the hard life begins. Jim and Mike helped push that trike up the hill, but there was only so far he could go.
Onward we ramble
On the outskirts of the village
Who’s up for a river crossing?
Deep enough to get my wallet wet. I had my phone in a baggie.
A natural archway
Are you shitting me? ANOTHER river crossing. Oh well, once your feet are wet, does it really matter?
Scott promised it was the last crossing of the day. He kept his word.
A cookie delivery for the hard-working locals on laundry day.
A goat on a rock and a fat man walking
Almost like a stroll in the park
This woman followed us to make sure we found the proper path. I rewarded her with something to suck on.
Back in the village again
Another cookie delivery
This guy remembered me from the outreach last year. I told him we’d be back in December.
The rocky commute the locals endure daily
I’m a bit of a litter coinsurer, but this is the first time I’ve encountered a speaker in the wild.
This made me think of Kevin Kim
Lollipops for the laddie
A Sari-Sari store
We’ve come full circle; time to head back the way we came.
School in session
A nice new bridge for the solar farm
More construction supplies
I’m done horsing around
Back to the car and ready for the ride home.

It was a good hike. I’m looking forward to seeing how much the solar project progresses between now and December. Someone has invested a lot of money, so I expect they will want to have some power to sell as soon as possible.

This was the afternoon sky as seen from my patio yesterday:

Seems like the trip to Kon Tiki on the beach is a good plan

Here’s the view when we arrived at Kon Tiki less than an hour later:

Hmm, let’s see how long it takes to get here
Coming down in sheets across the bay
Oh, and that point of land in the center is the hill I tried and failed to climb on Saturday.
It took that rain 30 minutes to reach us. Once the curtain was dropped, we were good. We shared some chicken fajitas, then made a dash to the Green Room for our nightcap during a pause in the rain.

And that’s how the Wednesday went down.

I posted a meme about the pet-eating story from Ohio and caught a lot of flak from my leftie friends saying there is no “evidence” that has happened. Well, if you listen to what the media is calling unconfirmed instead of what the residents are saying, maybe so. The fact is the government dumped a shitload of refugees in a small town without support. That was Kamala’s doing. I’ll go with what Vance says.

Choose your future wisely

Today’s YouTube video is from vlogger George, who takes us for a stroll on the old Navy base.

And here’s a bonus short my Fil-Am friend, Maksil, sent me. I think the obvious answer must be yes.

To the humor we shall go:

That stinks
If you say so
A dangerous cave!

I’m going to visit the pulmonary doctor this afternoon for a consultation on what may be triggering my recent bouts of breathlessness. After that, who knows?

What a Tuesday looks like

My Tuesdays are typically my most blasé day of the week. No hiking, doing the grocery shopping, and then, later in the day, some bar time. Nothing much to tell you about, so I’ll let the photos do most of the talking.

It was raining pretty hard as the day began, so I skipped walking the dogs. We let them run around some in the cul-de-sac, but they didn’t like the rain much either. Tuesday morning is also my muffin-making time. Danny, my driver, enjoys them, and lately, I’ve been sharing them with “Mama” too.

Cranberry-orange this week
Danny is ready to roll!
Helper Teri and lover Swan ready to shop!
Wearing it proud!
Mama was waiting for me in her usual location. Muffins and money to start her day.
On the way to SBMA
A view of the bay as we drive along the highway
Crossing what the Navy guys called “Shit River”
Entering the Subic Bay Metropolitan Authority Freeport Zone. Formerly the US Navy base.
Hmm, I’ll have to give this place a try soon.
“We serve fun at Shakey’s…also pizza!” That was the jingle when I was a kid growing up in Southern Cal.
First stop, the BPI (Bank of the Philippine Islands) branch at Harbor Point Mall to replenish my cash supply.
Damn it, out of money. That seems to be the case once a month. So, we drive across SBMA to the other BPI branch. This one has three ATMs, but only one of them was dispensing cash. I waited my turn and made my withdrawal.
Arriving at Royal after our detour
Let’s go shopping!
Just like the fine supermarkets back home
Get ’em while they’re fresh…but they ain’t cheap.
Half-price USDA Ribeye steaks? How could I resist?
They rang up for $60, but then the discount was applied. Four steaks for $30. I didn’t notice how fatty they were until we got home. Oh well, better than nothing.
Cart is full, we must be done.
Now for the hard part
Ouch! Almost a hundred dollars over budget!
Loaded up and ready to head home. Except me and Swan didn’t go with them.
Instead we walked the kilometer or so to SM Mall to do some shopping.
The department store usually has what I need. Not always in my size, though. I guess I’m bigger than the average bear.
Be honest, who is more handsome?
I had to take a pee, and luckily, the urinal came with instructions
Swan hanging out in the shoe department
I got what I came for
A cab ride back to Barretto for only 300 pesos (plus a 50 peso tip)
My bounty: New Skechers, a backpack, a belt, a pair of shorts, and some Filipino-flops (I learned in government diversity training that “flip” is an offensive term)

So, that filled the morning hours, but there was still more to do. I got my daily dose of blogging done, and then it was beer o’clock. So, we took a walk to Baloy Beach to see what was happening.

Shortly after leaving the house (the one in the middle) I realized I’d forgotten my phone. Swan sweetly volunteered to retrieve it, and when she returned I took this photo to commemorate the occasion. As you can see, the morning rain was now long gone.
First stop on Baloy was Subiza. We are holding the Hash anniversary event here next month, and I wanted clear up some details with our host. Alas, the woman I needed to see was not working.
A view from my table at Subiza. I love that yellow house.
The bay view from Subiza.
And the view of Barretto and the Kalaklan Ridge
The view of my date
I don’t remember cutting a fart
Next stop, McCoy’s
The view from our table. This place has really gone to shit, but has the potential to be an outstanding beach bar. I had a friend drop a hint to the owner (who is now out of the country) about me leasing the place, but she said she was not interested. Thanks for saving me!
They didn’t have wine for Swan, so it was one drink and outta there.
That time of day
A lonely Swan on the beach
Nice to see you again, Mr. Sun. Don’t be such a stranger!
Next stop, Kokomo’s
As usual, no one else was here. Owner Steve and his wife kept us company during our visit.
The view from here
Me and that girl what lives in my house
The owner’s daughters sharing a drink
We bought a pizza for the bar staff to share. Hawaiian with pineapple, of course.
Nice to see you again. (Steve was in the toilet and missed the photo op)
It was time for some dinner, and I thought it would be nice to dine at Lagoon for a change. Alas, we discovered that the kitchen is closed on Mondays and Tuesdays.
So, Treasure Island was our Plan B
Surprisingly, we had the whole place to ourselves. Damn, rainy season must be a bitch for resort owners.
Swan dined on the Philly cheese steak sandwich
And I went with my old favorite, the beef enchiladas.
After dinner, we grabbed a trike for home
Thanks for getting us there safe!
Our welcome home committee.

Some pecan pie a la mode for dessert, and then off to bed bringing my Tuesday to a close. Did any of you readers make it this far?

And, of course, today is the sad 23rd anniversary of the terrorist attacks of 9/11. It is a day that changed everything for me, and I experienced it a little too up close and personal in Washington, DC. Several of my neighbors perished at the Pentagon.  The post I did on the 20th anniversary tells the story of that day from my perspective. In short, it was the day I left the herd mentality perpetuated by my primary sources of news, such as the Washington Post and network television. Discovering blogs like Instapundit gave me a much broader perspective, and I realized that the bias in media comes from what they DON’T report.

And I promised to always remember two brave firefighters in NYC who lost their lives trying save the victims of that attack. So, James Raymond Coyle and Samuel Oitice, you are gone, but not forgotten. May you always rest in peace in the land of heroes.

James Raymond Coyle
Samuel Oitice

And this song with the 9/11 images is also something I watch and share every September 11.

Never forget!

I’ve been posting some memes like this on Facebook:

I’m not sure why my lefty friends don’t seem to like it.
The truth in a nutshell.

Switching gears, let’s enjoy some Filipina Pea for today’s YouTube video. Some poor wanker can’t seem to meet a worthy Filipina even after ten visits. I hired “tour guides” I met on dating sites back when I was a tourist. And yes, perhaps he is lucky to have not found some of the women I hooked up with.

And now for some humor:

Sounds like a lot to swallow
I never saw such a thing.
F’n amateur!

That’s it for today. I think we are going to do a KonTiki visit this evening and enjoy some more beach time. Things will be more normal for tomorrow’s post, I promise.

Sweet sunshine

Well, we enjoyed it while we had it, anyway. It’s raining again today, but life goes on. Until it doesn’t. Started the day yesterday with a bit of a scare. I woke up around 4 a.m. feeling frisky, but the happy ending triggered a severe and scary breathing attack. I took a couple of puffs from my inhaler, but it didn’t seem to help much. I stumbled to my desk, and while Swan loaded up my nebulizer, I slipped the oximeter on my finger, which rendered a reading of 85.

I didn’t blackout, but it felt like I might. This article says you should call 911 below 90.

Fortunately, my nebulizer had me back up to a 97 in short order, and I’ve felt fine ever since. I’m going to schedule another consult with the pulmonary doctor and perhaps a cardiologist to try and see WTF is going on. My oximeter reading right now is 98, so whatever it is that ails me seems to be something that is triggered, not constant.

Too soon?

It being Sunday and all, we loaded up our bags and ventured out for the weekly Candy Walk.

2000 pesos worth of assorted candies ready for dispensation
The girl I would die for.
But not quite yet
There’s still work to be done
Dispensing sweetness
A busy morning
Swan’s no saint, but she walks in water.

And then we were forced to alter our planned route by events beyond our control.

This is a photo of the new bridge I took last week.
And this is how it looked yesterday. Yep, it didn’t weather the storm. Not all that surprising, really. I feel bad for the residents of this part of San Isidro (a couple thousand at least) who no longer have vehicle access to the mainland.

At first, my thought was to wade across the river. But after making our way down to the bank and seeing the strong current and not knowing how deep the water might be (or what was on the bottom), prudence dictated a retreat. Instead, we followed a path I’d never seen before, and it turned out that it led to Bridge #3, a pedestrian crossing. It was an interesting walk as well.

Out in the middle of nowhere, we came upon a cluster of houses, apparently a family compound. Swan dispensed candies for the kiddies.
The womenfolk were busy preparing a Sunday meal.
The grill master. Something roasting wrapped in green leaves and something else stewing in the pan.

Swan slipped one of the guys a hundred pesos so they could enjoy some gin with the meal. I enjoyed a close-up view of how the other half lives and it was nice meeting some happy and friendly folks along the way.

Crossing Bridge #3
The sedated Matain River heads for the bay.
The morning’s final delivery
Our altered route came in at just under 5K. Everything to the right of the river has no vehicle access. Good luck if you need an ambulance or have to drive to work.
I used to wear that uniform and drink like I still do. It was yesterday, after all.
The feeding at Hideaway went according to plan. Treated the girls to a batch of my brownies for dessert.

The planned dinner at John’s place went awry due to a lack of red wine availability. I stopped in after Hideaway and asked, and for the third week, there was none to be had. I messaged Swan and had her meet me at Jewel Cafe instead. I also messaged John this morning to let him know. He thanked me and said he would take care of it today.

While I awaited Swan’s arrival, I perused the Jewel menu. I decided to give the filet mignon a try.
Swan seems pleased with her red wine. I didn’t tell her what I was ordering, but she picked the filet mignon as well. Great minds think alike!
The view from our table.

Jewel Cafe is not one of my regular dining venues (other than my weekly purchase for the Hideaway girls), but the food is always good. A steak for 499 pesos is unheard of (that’s less than half of what John’s charges), so I knew the portion would be small. It was, but the meat was very tender and well-prepared. With the veggies and mashed taters, my appetite was satiated.

I would have preferred having the gravy on the side. No need to dilute the taste of a delicious steak. Still good, though.

We did our nightcap at Wet Spot. We got there shortly after opening and were the only customers.

The dancing girls arrived about thirty minutes after we did

One of my neighbors, Maksil, came by and joined us at our table. We had a nice chat about how to turn BarCelona, the rooftop bar that’s for sale, into a successful operation. We both had the same ideas–a barbeque grilled meat menu and an elevator to get to the third floor. Our expat community of old men don’t handle stairs well.

Something like this might work

Anyway, I don’t think either one of us needs the hassle of bar ownership in our lives.

And that’s how I survived my sweet, sunshiny Sunday.

Facebook memories today are all from five years ago when I visited Saigon. I ought to go back again, I really enjoyed myself.

Typical touristy stuff
I did enjoy the food
Didn’t learn much of the language though
Some things make sense in every language
Saigon’s Walking Street bar district

Today’s YouTube video ponders why expats leave the Philippines. Well, I ain’t going nowhere. And if I ever do, it won’t be back to the USA.

Things you might find funny:

See, all those divorces weren’t my fault!
I think he’s write about that!
Ever seen a ghost when it stairs?

Geez, I’m bad. Anyway, it is Hash Monday. Today is the Grand Master’s birthday, and he is also the Hare. Today’s trail, if I understood correctly, will consist of a Barretto bar hop. It is a good day for one of those. I’ll let you know how it works out tomorrow.

Getting my rocks off

Yesterday’s hike turned out to be a surprising adventure. It all began when Swan said she wanted to come along. She thinks my Standard Saturday Solo Street Stroll route is boring, so I tried something a little more creative. We took a Jeepney out to the Kalaklan barangay area and got off at the hillside cemetery. My plan was to go down to the beach at the lighthouse, then walk the sand to the Bantan Bayan neighborhood, and make our way back to Barretto from there. It had been a while since I walked this route, and I belatedly discovered how much things had changed. One of those changes was the lingering impact of the recent storm, including a higher-than-expected tide combined with rough waters. In the end, these obstacles proved insurmountable. Here’s how things went down:

I see dead people. The massive hillside cemetery was where we exited the Jeepney.
From our vantage point we could see the Lighthouse Resort on SBMA.
Down the steps we go!
Made it down. Next we climb those steps behind Swan
The real lighthouse. In all the time I’ve lived here, this is the first time I went up for a closer look.
A bay view from on-high
And a view of the river meeting the bay.
Our pathway to the beach
A ship on the bay
And trash on the beach, more residual damage from the recent storm. I’m constantly amazed at the shit that washes up from the bay.
One of these things isn’t like the others
Some of those angry waters I mentioned.
Walking the seawall was good while it lasted
Until there were only remnants of the seawall left.
And here is where the dilemma began. Back in the day, we’d hike around that structure on the left. Yeah, we’d sometimes get wet feet, but no big deal. That wasn’t an option yesterday because the tide and waves were giving that route a pounding.
So, I had the bright idea to climb up and over these rocks. Our destination was right on the other side, and someone built that structure up there, so I figured there would be a path down to the village.
Up I go!
Right about here, trouble set it. I couldn’t get a grip or good footing, and I started to slip. But I was falling to the side and a drop off to the rocky rough waters below. Yeah, I freaked out but managed to back my way down the way I climbed up.
Just some scratches on my leg and a cut on my finger. I was probably lucky.
On the way back to the highway, we passed by the grave of Olongapo City’s first mayor, James L. Gordon. Interesting story at the link, including his assassination in 1967.
Then back to where we started. I’m glad this wasn’t my final destination.

Splurged for a trike ride home after our abbreviated adventure. Not much distance, but lots of excitement.

Went out for some bar time after a two-day break and started at It Doesn’t Matter. Enjoyed some brews and then Swan’s brother-in-law popped in and joined us for a bit. We went to Wet Spot next, but it was so dead that we carried our drinks next door to Green Room and enjoyed them there. Ordered some food to bring home and called it a night.

Back in the high life again

And so ended another day in the life.

And now a word from our sponsor:

I posted this on Facebook during the scamdemic, but sadly, it seems just as pertinent now based on folks supporting Kamala

Today’s YouTube video is from Reekay. I’m not sure what is going on, but numerous vloggers are posting on expat fuckups. Reekay has been around a long time (I was following him prior to my move) and he offers sound advice.

Here’s the funny stuff:

Not that I would know what’s going on here.
What goes around, comes around
This one seems a little flat.

Alright, I’m running late. Got to feed those hungry gals at Hideaway, then meet my sweetheart for our dinner at John’s place. Until tomorrow then.

The storm before the calm

It’s almost time to bitch and moan about the rainy season and start looking forward to those hot, sweaty days again. Until then, you just gotta make the best of the situation. We had four hearty streetwalkers for our Friday group hike, and we all brought umbrellas for what little good they did. A few sprinkles in the beginning, then some heavy rain for most of the rest of the way. I was soaked when we finished, but as I kept reminding myself, a couple of months ago, I would have been soaked with sweat. At least we didn’t have to worry about heat strokes.

Our journey took us from Barretto, through the backstreets of Matain, into Calapacuan, then some of San Isidro, a taste of Santo Tomas, then back to Barretto. A 9K junket all told.

Starting off on the National Highway
Then over the river and into the ‘hood
The Bayside Boys–Jack, Mike, and Scott
These kids were enjoying being splashed whenever a wave hit the wall
The angry bay
Um, I didn’t see any submarines
A pedestrian only street
Into each life some rain must fall
The covered basketball court is the place to be on a rainy day in Calapacuan
Glad to see those houses on the water survived the storm
Beached boat
Better close those windows!
Piddle puddle
The family that wades together, stays together
Standing on the corner in San Isidro
I was on Bridge #2 when these kids called out for cookies. Come and get ’em, I replied. They did.
Looking at my house from the new pedestrian bridge I’m always photographing from my house.
Work in progress on the new Bridge #1, even in the rain.
The way we walked

The other event of the day was attending a dinner party with neighbors Jeff and Divina and the other invited guests.

The gals
The guys

I fucked up and didn’t do a good job documenting the food. Here’s what I got:

Swan made some great nachos as an appetizer
The shrimp fajitas were amazing. That’s the first time I’ve eaten shrimp on a tortilla with all the usual fixin’s
Jeff baked this awesome cherry pie for dessert

Anyway, hanging out and enjoying the food and beverages with the group was great. I left about the time the videoke kicked in and felt a little rude for doing so. It wasn’t the music, but I experienced a breathing attack for some reason. That’s very unusual for me when I’m not going uphill and just sitting on my ass. My oximeter read 90, the lowest I’ve been in a long time. Fortunately, my nebulizer brought me back up to 97, and I felt fine when I hit the hay an hour later.

More rain during the night, but as forecasted, the rain finally let go this morning.

Look! Up in the sky, it’s a bird…it’s a plane…it’s, it’s…a sunny day!

September 7 will always be a special day in my life.

On this day forty-nine years ago, my daughter Renee was born. This photo is from the Oklahoma chapter of her life.

Today’s YouTube video is from another vlogger I don’t subscribe to, but he offers five reasons why the Philippines might not be for you. I only struggle with one of them: patience. Back before Loraine broke my heart, she taught me this mantra: Take a deep breath. Relax. Accept the Filipino way. I still use it on occasion, and it does help keep my head from exploding.

Some more of what I call humor:

Shocking! I’d feel so unplugged. I’m glad I’m not current-ly there.
Don’t ask the question if you don’t want to hear the answer, Calvin.
Stick a pork in me, I’m done

Welp, it’s been over two days since I set foot in a bar. I aim to rectify that situation tonight. I’m not sure where, but I know the bars of Barretto are counting on me, and I won’t let them all down. I’ll tell you about that and the nearly disastrous rock-climbing adventure from this morning in tomorrow’s post. See you then!

A post about nothing

Nothing ventured, nothing gained to blog about. I posted about my trip to Pundaquit yesterday and I stayed home last night. So, there’s not much left say. Staying home proved to be a good call because we had some of the heaviest rain of the week during the evening and overnight hours. And yes, it is still raining today. The Friday hikers did an umbrella street walk this morning, but I’ll save that adventure so I have something to post about tomorrow.

Is it any wonder I’m so healthy?

We’ve been invited to a “Fajita Party” at the next-door neighbor’s place later this afternoon. I’ve got a batch of brownies in the oven, and Swan will be making some nachos as our contribution to the gathering. I’ll share how the party goes tomorrow as well.

Brownies look done

So, what does that leave to write about today? Swan loves to cook, and she surprised me this morning by asking if I wanted a Monte Cristo sandwich for my after-hike lunch. I asked, “You know how to make a Monte Cristo?” She responded, “I know you like them, and I just watched a YouTube video, so I’ll try it.” Ah, ain’t that sweet?

Not bad for a first try! She remembered my complaint that the only Monte Cristo I’ve found here (at One-Three Resort) didn’t put powdered sugar on the bread. Maybe a little overboard here, but still good.

Here’s the video she watched.

Speaking of videos, I’m part of a COPD information group, and today, I received a link to a video about walking and breathing. It’s pretty simple, really, and I may be doing it naturally, but I’ll give it a try and see if it helps.

Still in video mode, a commenter recently sent me this YouTube of a Filipina giving Tagalog lessons. In my stay-at-home boredom last night, I learned five new words (the first five in the lesson). Swan was quite impressed. Of course, I don’t remember them today, but I’ll go back and review again. Maybe something will stick in my addled brain.

No funeral banners today, but this one caught my eye:

When I saw this banner, I wondered what philosophy and mathematics had in common. I’m glad I checked before going into mocking mode. I’m a little embarrassed to admit that I never knew what the “Ph” in PhD stood for. Now, it all adds up when you subtract my ignorance.

From Facebook memories comes this reminder from eight years okay. It was the last day of our Philippines vacation and we were enjoying our final dinner at the Arizona Resort here in Barretto.

Eun Oke had a lot of fun on the trip. So, I was surprised when she woke me at one in the morning with the announcement that she was breaking up with me. I asked her why, and she said, “We don’t have a future together. You want to retire and move to a poor country. I don’t want to live in a poor country.” The trip home was tense, and she went her separate way once we landed at Incheon. We did briefly reconcile, but she proved to be too crazy for me. So, she had the part about having no future together right.

Today’s YouTube video is from someone I don’t subscribe to, and after watching this one, I’m afraid I have to disagree with much of what he has to say. He seems bitter and cynical, and his advice to NEVER do certain things seems a bit overboard. Not all Filipinas are scammers. And if you meet a good one and treat her the way this guy suggests, you will lose her. The trick is knowing the difference. I certainly had my share of fuck ups along the way, but that’s just the tuition to the school of experience. Anyway, it’s worth a watch if for no other reason than as a warning not to become as disillusioned as this gent is.

Okay, let’s cleanse the palate with some humor:

Two cowboys were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.
One said, “I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best.”
“I don’t think I have ever heard of that”, said the other cowboy, “what is it?”
“Well, it’s where you get your girlfriend down on all fours, and you mount her from behind, then you reach around and cup each of her breasts in your hands, and then you whisper in her ear, “These feel just like your sisters!”, then you try to hold on for 8 seconds.”
I don’t think I’m eating there anyway.
Especially if you’ve just eaten and are already stuffed.

Okay, I’ll stop now. Hopefully back with more substance tomorrow.

Seas the day

I have arrived safely back home after my twenty-four hour whirlwind adventure to Barangay Pundaquit, City of San Antonio, Zambales Province, Luzon Island, Philippines.

I wasn’t lying about the whirlwind thing. I didn’t pick the best day to travel. It rained a lot, but not constantly.
How things looked during the drive
How my driver looked
The old bridge to Pundaquit as seen from the new bridge.

We arrived at our destination at noon time. I sent Swan to the beach hotel we didn’t have a reservation for to check availability and price. I had her go to avoid the “skin tax” that occurs when a foreigner is quoted a higher price than a local. She returned to report that the resort was undergoing renovation, and no kitchen or bar was available. They did offer Swan a reduced rate of 3000 pesos for the night (down from 3600). Swan also checked the newer and nicer place next door, and they wanted 5500 pesos for the night. It wasn’t THAT much nicer, so we went with the original plan. We did use the restaurant facilities at the other place for lunch.

Our lodging for the night
The view outside our room
The outside of our room
Inside the room. It was small, but comfortable. I guess that makes it cozy.

The restaurant across the street was devoid of guests, and the upstairs section I had been wanting to try since seeing it on my last trip was closed. The bar was the only area not exposed to the wind-blown rain, so that’s where we sat. Being outnumbered by the staff had an eerie feel about it, but the service was good. The wine prices on the menu were shocking–the cheapest being 500 pesos, so Swan had a beer instead. When I got a closer look at the wine on the shelf, it included Carlo Rossi, the brand we buy at Royal for 350 pesos a bottle. Then the lightbulb in my head turned on, and we asked the waitress if the wine prices were per glass or bottle. It turns out that they only sell wine by bottle. So, getting a whole bottle for 500 pesos was practically a bargain, and we bought one.

Our afternoon dining venue
The wine brought a smile to Swan’s face
The club sandwich I had for lunch was just okay, but it did fill the void. I can’t remember what Swan ordered.
Although the upstairs was closed for dining, I was allowed to take some photos from there. That’s our resort on the right.
Looking down on the beach
And a look up the beach. You can even see some raindrops.

After our meal, we walked up the street for a look around. I saw a place I had stopped in once a few years back while on a hike and decided to try it again.

The Sun & Surf. Well, it was the only sun we saw this trip.
We had the place to ourselves when we first arrived. And yes, Swan brought her bottle of wine with her and the bar owner had no objection–even gave her a wine glass.
The day was young and I still had room for more beer.
The view from our seats
It was great getting to meet and chat with the owner, Kevin.

Kevin gave us a tour of the facilities. He also has a variety of rooms available, from Nipa huts to aircon rooms. He’s owned the Surf & Sand for eleven years but said they’ve never recovered from the COVID lockdowns. I was a little surprised because Barretto is booming with mostly Filipino tourists, at least on weekends. He said that’s not the case in Pundaquit, and the foreigners who used to come pre-scamdemic have not returned. That’s a shame. He said the place needs several thousand dollars in renovations, but he doesn’t expect he’d be able to recover that investment. He’s considering just walking away from it all and returning to the USA. Damn.

I enjoyed interacting with the few customers who dropped in during our visit, like these Aussies.
And later in the afternoon, this guy from Norway and his entourage joined in the fun.
And then things got a little fuzzy.

I began drinking much earlier in the day than I normally do. I was drinking San Miguel Light (5% alcohol) rather than my usual Zero (3%). And I didn’t get my daily afternoon nap. So yeah, I fell asleep at the bar. I also ordered take-out food from the Car Wash restaurant up the road but have no recollection of doing so (the unopened containers were in the room this morning). Swan says I was unsteady on my feet but made it back to the hotel without incident.

Sleeping beauty, safe and sound

Swan asked me this morning what time it was when I went to bed. I checked my Fitbit stats and was surprised to see this:

Wow. Didn’t even make it to seven.

At some point during the night, the power went out. We had no electricity until nine in the morning. I didn’t even bother unpacking my laptop.

We began our morning with a barefoot stroll on the beach
The beach, the ocean, the mountain, and the clouds
Zoomed in on that water making its way down the mountain
And the Capones island

Back at our hotel, the staff kindly heated a pot of water on their gas stove so we could enjoy some morning coffee on our front porch.

Coffee goes great with the sound on waves crashing on the beach
And these love birds were nice to see as well

After our coffee break, we loaded up a bag with cookies and lollipops and headed out to explore the backstreets of Pundaquit.

The flooded backstreets, as it turns out.
Where the river meets the sea
Serenity
The kids in this area were both grateful and polite
It was nice exploring a new part of town
The Sewage Canal?
Another road, another puddle. At least we could walk around this one.
Back at our hotel and a chance reunion with my brother from another mother. Practically twins!

I’m back home this afternoon, and the deluge continues. In fact, a new storm is approaching, so there is no relief in sight. They have even canceled tomorrow’s SOB as many employees are home dealing with flooding issues.

The river behind my house is as high as I’ve ever seen it, but it has a ways to go yet to overcome those high concrete banks.
This shot of the pedestrian bridge up the street from my place gives some perspective on just how high the water has risen.

So, that’s the story of my adventure. All in all, it was a good one.

We need to stop those crazy Trump voters from stealing the election. Here’s a plan that could work:

You can’t get on a plane without an ID, so why can you vote without one?

Today’s YouTube video is a short expose about the sextortion scams and the impact on its victims. I’ve heard tales of this over the years, but it always seemed to me to be limited to a few whacked individuals. Apparently, it’s an organized racket luring in victims these days.

And now for some humor:

Good luck at the dentist, Kevin.
Back in my slutty days, it seemed every Filipina I brought home always said the exact same three things: “Ouch!” “Oh shit!” “Already?”
I haven’t really been keeping abreast of that whole left/right brain thing.

Welp, wind and rain are telling me that tonight is a good night to stay safe and dry at home. And that’s just what I’m going to do. Later, gators!

As luck would have it

I wound up doing the Hash yesterday. I carried an umbrella but didn’t need it. I guess God loves the Hash because the intense rains that had been falling all day abruptly ceased right around our 2 p.m. start time. The Hare, Anal Receptive, had laid a trail in deference to the weather, primarily flat and, for the most part, paved. I opted for the 5K short version (the long was 8K) and only suffered from wet and muddy feet. Well, two inclines on the Govic Highway left me surprisingly winded. I don’t know what’s up with that. My blood oxygen has been in the high 90s, but there is no denying my age and obesity. And yes, I was the recipient of the traditional Hash cake. I’ve gotta say, that icy cold beer poured over my head made my heart race. That would be a hell of a way to die, wouldn’t it? Maybe next year.

The trail started at the Alta Vista Clubhouse, and we took the familiar back way out of the ‘hood. A good portion of the first half of the trail was the same route we took on Sunday’s Candy Walk.
Hashers will not be cowed!
Even by the horny ones
We pavement beats mud any day
Well, there’s wet and then there’s flooded
And we had our share of mud as well
The Govic Highway portion
Over Bridge #3
The muddy waters of the Matain River
Swan made a rare appearance at the Hash
Wet and wild
All in a day’s Hash
On-Home was at Smokes and Bottles
The Hash Gash
The Hashit
Hash cake for the birthday boys
The long and short of it
The after-Hash gathering at It Doesn’t Matter

So, the Hash turned out better than I thought it would. Lucky me.

In other news, I should be posting today from Angeles City but I’m not. Late in the afternoon yesterday, our power company, Zameco II, posted this:

So, that all day power interruption was postponed due to inclement weather. Ironic, isn’t it?

Anyway, the neighbors had made the plans and reservations in AC based on the assumption that their kids would not have school to attend on Wednesday. When that changed, they had no choice but to cancel the trip. And so it goes.

Facebook reminded me that five years ago I was enjoying my first visit to Saigon.

That seems like a Phucing Long time ago

Some of the internet forums I follow devolve into controversies, like which is better, Angeles City or Barretto. The same goes for the comparisons between the Philippines and Thailand. Everyone has their own preferences, and today’s YouTube video tells why the vlogger prefers life in the PI.

Here’s something to smile about:

Since I share both here at LTG, am I foolishly wise or wisely foolish?
Welcome to the party, son.
Well, that’s a new wrinkle…

Another rainy day here to deal with; we’ll see what’s happening when beer o’clock rolls around. Hasta la vista for now.

It’s that time of year again

Here in the Philippines, they call it the “ber” months, and it is the traditional start of the Christmas holiday season. Yep, decorations will be going up, and Christmas songs will be blasting in the shopping centers. For the next four months. I have found a way to cope at least:

It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

Ah, the first ad of the season from right here in Barreteto!

Anyway, everything is going pretty much as it always does around here. Yesterday, there was a bit of a modification to my Standard Modified Saturday Solo Duo Street Stroll. Swan came along, and we walked a slightly different route than I usually do.

Swan always brings some goodies for the kiddies
Adding some sweetness to their day
Going out of her way
The way we rolled

Once again, Swan wanted to go see The Engine Band at Treasure Island on Baloy. They serve cold Zero there, so who am I to complain?

The bay
The band
The food. Swan had something called tequila lime chicken.
l snacked on chicken wings

We listened to the band’s first two sets and then headed home at 7 p.m. I fired up the TV and finally got around to watching the second half of Filipina Dream Girls on YouTube. It is a nice trip back in time to the early 1990s in Manila, with some English guys looking to hook up with bar girls. My hearing is not great, and some of those Brit accents were tough to decipher at times, but it is still a good watch.

And so ended another Saturday in my simple life.

Once again, Facebook memories carried me back in time to my former life.

The 2011 view from my Gireum-dong apartment in Seoul

It’s pretty scary when I see otherwise intelligent people regurgitating the lies they’ve been sold about Trump as justification for supporting ignorant Kamala. I guess they are not as smart as I gave them credit for being.

It’s a waste of time to try and change the thinking of the indoctrinated.
Probably works for Facebook

Let’s take a three-minute stroll back in time with today’s YouTube video. I couldn’t help but think how everyone you see is dead now, but I guess that’s part of the time travel phenomenon.

And some humor before I go.

Be careful what you ask for!
Funny how that works
A wanton disregard of your orders, Captain!

Welp, the lighting is flashing, and the thunder is booming outside my window right now. But I’ve got a feeding to attend to at Hideaway, so hopefully, this, too, shall pass. I’m going to pop into John’s and ask if they have red wine in stock. If not, I’ll take Swan to Mangos for dinner. She’s been craving those grilled pork chops. I’ll be back tomorrow with more of this goodness.

Smokin’ some Hops and drinkin’ some Brews

As I mentioned in yesterday’s post, my Standard Saturday Solo Street Stroll was shorter than usual. I got to the end of my street, said, “fuck this,” then turned around and went back home. I just wasn’t feeling it for some reason.

So, I spent a lazy day at home doing jackshit other than blogging and napping. I was feeling energized when beer o’clock rolled around, and Swan and I headed into town. The first stop was Sloppy Joe’s. Swan was served a rancid glass of undrinkable wine. To his credit, the manager comped her a gin and soda instead. After a couple of drinks, it was time for dinner, and I had something special in mind–a rare visit to Hops and Brews. The last time we ate at Barretto’s only smokehouse, Pugon Corner, we were severely disappointed and vowed never to return. That same day, I saw a Facebook post from Hops and Brews saying they would start their own smoke yard. I figured it was time to give it a try.

We were in luck–this daily special board greeted us as arrived. Might as well try a little of everything and see how they do.
There’s a nice ambiance about the place and service was excellent.
I don’t think big screen TVs for music videos get any bigger than this one
The Smoke Garden menu. I’ll definitely order a la carte next time.
Our platter of smoked meats. The ribs and pulled pork were especially good and the brisket was nice as well.

We were going to do our nightcap at Green Room, but the place was packed, so we went next door to the nearly empty Wet Spot. Owner Dave came by our table, and we had our usual pleasant chat. One of the things we discussed was some recent complaints about Barretto on one of the internet forums, comparing our little town unfavorably to Angeles City. Well, that’s apples and oranges, and I’ll take our beaches and mountains over that shithole city any day. Sure, there are more bars in AC, so there are more options for the guys who have to pay for sex. The complaints about pricing were especially ignorant. We have bars charging as little as 60 pesos if you want cheap beer. Good luck finding that in AC. I’m no expert because I don’t barfine girls, but in Barretto, the transaction is between the guy and the girl, with the girl compensating the bar for leaving work early. So, sharpen those negotiating skills if you want cheaper sex. Damn, I’m glad I don’t have to live a nickel-and-dime existence in my retirement. And I’m also delighted I don’t have to pay for sex!

Went home with some pecan pie from Sit-n-Bull and had a sweet ending to the night.

Facebook reminds me how Lucky looked when I brought him home six years ago.

Skin and bones with no fur. He’s a Lucky dog indeed, albeit a bit of an asshole.

I see ignorant people:

To me, this election is about whether we have a thinking majority or a stupid one.

In today’s YouTube video, Rose Hall explains things to be on the lookout for if you want to avoid a toxic relationship with a Filipina. NOW you tell me! Anyway, it worked out okay for me in the end, but my big red flag was the drama queens. I have almost zero tolerance for that bullshit. Swan has gone into silent mode a couple of times (we’ve been together for over a year now), but we always manage to talk things through and come out stronger on the other side.

Ready for some lame humor?

That’s what your tongue is for, loser!
He has a point
I can dig it!

Sunday is the day of routines. Candy Walk is in the books. Next up, the Hideaway feeding, then dinner with Swan at John’s place. Life is good.

Hmm, turns out it is not about my blog. Oh well.