Dating in Seoul

I was feeling lazy yesterday morning, and I blame that on Friday’s overexertion. I overcame the urge to say fuck it and skip my daily hike and instead confined myself to the neighborhood for a relatively leisurely 5K stroll.

Looking up at The Rite Spot from the street below.
Passed by my former residence on Shenandoah Bend.
My first house in Alta Vista where I resided from 2018-2021.
And finally home sweet home again.
I managed to cover most of the subdivision on my walkabout.

I was feeling hungry when I arrived back home, and Swan happily prepared some lunch for me.

Should have spun the plate around and gotten a better shot of the burger. It was quite tasty.

I had a dinner date scheduled with Tom and his gal Kate later in the afternoon. I had invited them up to enjoy The Rite Spot On the Roof after our meal. So, I did some final preparations in anticipation of their arrival last evening.

Installed my new signage
And a solar panel to light the stairs
Ready to party!

Tom is retired from the CIA and still does security consulting in the Philippines and other parts of Asia. We hold similar viewpoints on the disaster our elites are imposing on the USA, and he has lots of stories to tell about the things he’s seen and done (nothing classified, of course). And we’ll leave it at that to protect his privacy. When he arrived to pick us up for our dinner on SBMA, he informed me that he had been contacted by one of his clients and had scheduled a meeting with him after our dinner. So, the Rite Spot will have to wait for another day.

Seoul is my favorite Korean restaurant. I’d never been on a Saturday night and was shocked to see the place was packed. Luckily, we only had to wait a few minutes for a table.
Tom and Kate
Swan and Kate
Me and Swan
Samgyeopsal on the grill. I prefer the thick cut, but I deferred to my dinner companions preferences.
Our other main course was bulgogi stew, the best I’ve found in the area. I miss those shoestring mushrooms that were prevalent in Korea, but other than that, it was close to perfect.
And, of course, we splurged on side dishes.
The happy double date diners.

All that food plus three beers came to a whopping 2100 pesos (40 bucks). Only in the Philippines!

After dinner, Tom dropped Kate and us off at Wet Spot while he went on to take care of business. Looking forward to having them up on the roof one day soon.

We went home and watched “Shameless” until I fell asleep on the couch, went to bed, and woke up to another day in paradise. And the wheel in the sky keeps on turning.

We didn’t need Spock to know that. Just listen to her talk.
I hope he has at least one night stand.

My immediate future includes the Sunday feeding at Hideaway and a sunset on the Arizona floating bar. Back tomorrow with a full report.

Today’s song is something a bit different. A friend sent me this video of a singer who goes by Skuzz Twittly. I’d never heard of him before, but I found the song hilarious. Yeah, it’s “Cuntry” music, but it lasts less than three minutes and is worth the time. Give it a listen:

A long slog

The Friday group ventured out to Philseco on the far side of Subic and walked the back way to Castillejos. We hadn’t made this trip since April last year, so it all felt pretty fresh. And then we took a different route up into the hills and came down quite a bit further out of town than usual. That long walk back to Castillejos after a climb was an ass-kicker for me. We finished at almost 10K, which is tough for me even on flat ground.

Walk this way!
Out of the Jeepney and into the fire
Let’s do this!
Strolling on Philseco road
Heading for the hills.
Roadside food vendors
Leaving the pavement behind
Scott on the rocks
Now what? This road was under construction last year, and little progress has been made since then. Hey, it’s the Philippines.
We used to take a trail from here down through the valley.
But this time, we decided to follow the new road and see where it leads.
No valley? Um…
It wasn’t steep, but it was a LONG climb up the road.
The view from here
Cows in need of a pasture.
Jim’s an old farm boy from South Dakota who wasn’t taking any bull…
We asked these folks about a way down, and they said to keep going to the top of the road.
What? We have to climb more?
The way behind
The way ahead
Some nice rock work to reinforce the embankment.
I’m coming, I’m coming!
Summit achieved and the trail down was on the other side of this drainage canal. The rest of group jumped it. Scott and i chose prudence over potential disaster.
Heading down
The group ahead of me and Scott kept taking rest breaks for some reason.
Slow and easy. That’s how I avoid rolling.
A view from the journey back down.
Even on the pavement there was beauty to be found.
Still going down
I like this better than dodging traffic
Keep on keeping on.
Almost down
A short rest at the bottom.
And then a long-ass street walk commenced.
It was hot and I was tired
A message from God to keep going
Our normal route would have taken us on the edge of this valley and cut a few kilometers off our hike.
On and on we plodded.
When we came upon these trikes, I was all-in for riding the 2K left to go to the highway. I was outvoted.
Where does that Mango?
Almost to the highway.
Arriving at Mad Willie’s, our lunchtime destination.
Ah, that hit the spot!

After lunch (the chicken wings were good), I caught an aircon bus back to Barretto. I took a much-needed nap, blogged, and then got ready for my Friday night at the SOB dance competition. Swan joined me there. When the show was done, we headed home and engaged in our “Shameless” ritual before hitting the hay.

It was a pretty good day, by my standards.

And so ended another day in the life. Tonight, I’ll be going on a double dinner date on SBMA. So, you can look forward to something a little different in tomorrow’s post.

This is one of “my” old jokes. It’s always weird to find one in animated form.
That’s a fair question.
I want to be cremated, so I won’t need one at all.
This Moody Blues classic came up on my Spotify playlist during my morning walk. It had been quite some time since I’d heard it, so I wanted to share it with my readers here. I was a big fan back in the day. The Moody Blues was the second LP I purchased as a teen (the first was a Doors album). When you are making $1.35 an hour at the car wash, a record purchase is a big deal.

A sweet walk homeward

Be it ever so humble…

Yesterday was another milestone on my journey to find domestic bliss. It looked like this:

Swan joined me for a morning candy walk on the streets of Barretto.
Down we go in search of kiddies to treat.
Here’s some
Not so many kids around as I expected. Apparently, school was not out like we thought.
We still found some scattered about the ‘hoods we walked through.
But a lot of empty spaces, too.
An Easter mountain glimpse from a different vantage point.
We did a 5K street walk then called it quits. Had some breakfast at Jewel Cafe, then headed home.
We felt lazy and took a trike home.

And when beer o’clock came around, something strange (for me) happened. I felt no desire to go hit the bars in town. Why should I when I had a beer in the fridge and a rooftop to enjoy them on?

The Rite Spot for evening views like this one.
The sun went down…
…and the flames went up.
Swan’s kitchen was open and she served me this delicious bowl of bulgogi.
On the other side of the roof, a full moon was rising.
Swan chatting with the neighbors. Alan next door said he reads my blog, so I’ll give him a shout-out here.
Swan chillin’ in her rocker with a glass of wine.
Enjoying the gathering darkness.

Later, I went back downstairs for another dose of “Shameless.” I woke up in the wee hours as usual and noticed the moon had completed its journey to the front side of my house.

Nice to see you again.

Anyway, I enjoyed my stay-at-home night, and I will make some room for more in the future. It was a very nice change of pace, that’s for sure.

A LONG hike today and I’m feeling a little wiped out, but I’m going to try and do the SOB. Or not. We’ll see. It’s good to have options!

We’ll see how that works out for me.
It looks great. Can I talk you out of it?

I’m going to do an unrelated song for today in honor of Melanie, who died yesterday. I wasn’t a big fan like I am with Ronstadt, but she was talented and lived a good life. RIP.

A good one

A good group hike with the Wednesday Walkers and a good dinner out with my sweetheart made for a good day.

The walk was especially nice because it was something we hadn’t done for quite some time. The reason for that is the logistics–we need transport out to Tibag for the start, and since it is a one-way hike, it has to be a drop-off. Last time we did this route, there were only two of us, so we had a trike take us for 200 pesos. We used my driver this time, and we all kicked in a hundred pesos each for the ride. So, we started out Tibag way and hoofed it through the foothills to Waltermart on the far side of Subic-town, then caught a Jeepney back to Barretto.

The big surprise for me was Swan came along for her first-ever group hike. And she brought my part-time helper, Inday, with her. When I asked her later why she decided to come, she told me it was because I hadn’t been feeling well the night before, and she wanted to be there to help if I needed it. Ain’t she sweet? And she asked Inday to come along because she wanted to make sure she knew someone there besides me. Whatever works. They both seemed to enjoy themselves.

From there to there
Let’s get started
The old dirt road
The day’s first cookie stop
I was impressed with the tree house lodging.
Off the road and onto the trail
Climbed up this hill only to learn we had taken the wrong path.
So, we retreated and reclimbed on the right path.
We must have been bananas
Another cookie delivery
Marching onward
A rustic nipa hut
The closest thing to a group shot, with Scott holding the camera
Several water crossings along the way required dancing on the rocks.
Some are more graceful than others.
I’m happy to report my feet stayed dry the whole way
Good times!
We had a couple of youngsters along this time and they made the hike look easy.
Just the way I like it.
Inday’s group selfie.
Me and the sweetie
I found this pretty irrigating.
Wide open spaces
A bald hill
The road into town
Crossing the Govic Highway
And arriving at Waltermart

Seven kilometers from beginning to end. Most of it was quite pleasant, and I look forward to passing this way again someday.

Swan had afternoon business in Subic, so while she did that, I paid a visit to Cheap Charlies.

My view from there. Yep, that’s her, the Kalaklan Ridge.

When Swan got back into town, I took her to dinner at Sit-n-Bull.

Swan had the pork in mushroom gravy special.
I couldn’t remember the last time I had fish and chips, so I went with that. It was good.

So, I’ve switched from feeding the Hideaway crew on Wednesdays to feeding my girl. It must be love.

We were back home by seven, and I enjoyed a couple of more “Shameless” episodes. My lifestyle seems to be transitioning to something more domestic, don’t you think? I had a much better night’s sleep (no oxygen issues) and woke up at my usual early hour of four a.m.

One perk that comes with early rising is saying goodbye to the setting full moon.
‘Tis the burning season again. As seen on the morning dog walk.
I can’t remember if I posted this one before.
He’s correct about that.

Okay, that’s all for now.

It’s funny, I’m a big fan of Linda Ronstadt. When I was thinking of a song for today’s post, in my head I was singing, “you’re so good, you’re so good, you’re so good. Baby, you’re so good.” Of course, the actual song is just the opposite of that sentiment. Ah well, it’s all good.

Not a lot

Tuesday is my nothin’ much day, and yesterday was no exception. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Cashin’ out at Royal was the morning accomplishment

And in keeping with my new Tuesday tradition, I ventured out to Baloy Beach late in the afternoon to spend some time on the Kokomo floating bar.

My objective is in view.
Will I be able to see the sun go down?
Reminiscing about yesterday’s hike on Kalaklan.
Now you see me…
…and now you don’t.
The Kokomo owner’s wife took the photo of a friend, Billy, with me and Swan.

Back ashore, we went to Treasure Island for dinner. The menu featured some new options:

Not sure what a “Begian” might be.
Wasn’t in the mood for these either.
The soft chicken tacos worked for me.
Swan had a chicken dish that was also quite tasty.

Triked home after dinner and did my “Shameless” thing on the couch until I fell asleep. Again. And then my night took a turn for the worse. I went to bed and awoke around midnight, not feeling quite right. I used my nebulizer, returned to bed, and still couldn’t sleep. I checked my blood oxygen and was shocked to see it was a dangerous 89. It has been months and months since I had that kind of low. So, I fired up my oxygen tank, breathed in some air, rechecked my reading, and it was up to a healthy 97. Back in bed and still sleepless, I got up to check once more, and I was now down to a 91. So, I took in more oxygen. I’m not sure what was up with that, although I have been hocking up phlegm, which may be the cause of my issues. Today, I’m back at 95, which is pretty much normal for me. Weird.

Via Facebook memories, I was provided a glimpse of my life six years ago in Korea.

It was below zero, but the call of duty to drink beer was not to be denied.

I got a compliment on my garlic bread. Here’s my secret recipe:

Sometimes, I bake it in the oven (well, brown it). When I’m in a hurry, I pop a slice or two in the toaster.

I always suspected there was a training class for bargirls. Now, I’ve found the evidence:

Don’t forget “I love you long time, baby”
And we all know what happened next!
I can relate.

Alright, it’s time to get on with my day. I had a great group hike with the Wednesday Walkers this morning, which I’ll share with you tomorrow. Until then, hasta la vista!

Rollin’ and rockin’

Yesterday’s Hash was all familiar territory thanks to having participated in a couple of the scouting expeditions last week. The route the Hares ultimately chose for the climb up Kalaklan Ridge is, I believe, the best one I’ve taken. As I’ve said before, there ain’t no easy way to the top, but this trail was fairly direct and not overly steep. A pleasant stroll on the ridgeline and a meandering downhill jaunt, then a street walk back to our On-Home venue. Just a tad over 5K when we finished.

The route we walked.
The Hashers gather at the start of the trail.
Getting uppity
The first cookie delivery of the day
Always on the up and up
Steppin’ up
Halfway there
The final push up
Ridgeline achieved!
Whatever You Want is feeling on top of the world…
…looking down on creation.
This goat herder doesn’t seem to think the view is that big a deal.
A ridgeline stroll
This must be one of Scott’s shots, but I appreciate how it captures what I love about a ridgeline trek–the bay on one side, Olongapo City on the other, with great views of each.
And now for that meandering up and down journey back to Barretto.
We briefly lost the trail here but eventually reconnected.
What’s a hike without a dicey bridge crossing?
Confidence is the key
Although a good sense of balance helps too.
We’re not out of the woods yet!
A fairly well-marked trail
On the rocks
The path wasn’t psycho.
Wash day and cookies for the kiddie.
The last of the down
Our first time having Red Bar as our On-Home host
A bit cramped, but not bad.
This week’s Hashshit recipient.

The Hash ended a little after six, but rather than join the group for the after-Hash at IDM, I took a trike home. Why go out when I have The Rite Spot On The Roof?

Swan and I were rockin’ it in our rocking chairs and enjoying the nighttime view.
And not a dragon in sight!

Speaking of my homebody ways, I grilled some steaks for lunch before the Hash.

It came out looking like this and tasted even better.

Over at Kevin Kim’s blog, The Big Hominid, he has a post confirming the worst about the fraud that took place during the scamdemic. The video is on Rumble because YouTube still censors talk that goes contrary to the preferred narrative. I wanted to share the video with my Facebook “friends” but couldn’t figure out how to upload from Rumble. So, instead I posted the link to Kevin’s blog post.

That’s how it looks on my Facebook post. We’ll see how long before I’m found in violation of FB “community standards.”

Okay, that’s all the substance I have for today. How about some fun stuff?

Just my luck.
Debbie must be a lucky girl!
That’s tit for tat, I suppose.
But I’ll give it a rest for now.

Back tomorrow!

Nowhere man

Reader/commenter Kevin Kim sent me this photo of the view from my roof I had somehow missed. There’s a little Smaug in the air…

I posted the dragon shot on Facebook for shits and giggles. Folks were impressed with the view, and some of my Filipina friends asked if it was real. I answered truthfully that it was real. A real photoshop.

No hike yesterday, I just wasn’t feeling up for it. Hopefully, I’ll have more strength when I attempt today’s Hash trail. In positive health-related news, my blood pressure has been steadily dropping since I started my new meds. 123/76 this morning!

I got back on track later in the day with my Sunday feeding ritual at Hideaway. I told Joy not to count on me continuing the Wednesday feedings as I have other priorities now.

There are only like four girls working in the bar these days, so at least I’m saving some money on the meals. I worry about the viability of the bar, however.
Bartender Ace is chowing down. I forgot to turn on my flash…sorry for the poor quality.

After Hideaway, I took the back alley to the beach.

A pretty good crowd for late in the day.
A race to the floating bar before the sun was gone.
I won. Barely.
The view from my barstool.
And the gal who was seated beside me.

We did a quick nightcap at Wet Spot; then I scored some pecan pie from Sit-n-Bull for our snack while we watched an episode of “Shameless” at home together.

I got up to pee in the wee hours of the morning and saw this out the window:

A beautiful moonset to start my day. Am I lucky or what?

Even a nothing Sunday was a blessing.

That blows.
I know the feeling.

I saw a meme mocking Biden as a nowhere man: “doesn’t have a point of view, knows not where he’s going to…”

Candy girl

A full and fulfilling day is behind me now. Here is how it went down:

Throwing shadows during the morning dog walk

Swan joined me on the morning hike with a bag full of candy to hand out to the children we encountered along the way.

Let’s get started.
Leaving the ‘hood
First recipients
Entering Marian Hills
Beams of light
A quiet street
My sweetie
Goodie two shoes
Mother and child
A passel of kiddies
Candy is dandy
The final delivery of the morning.

At the end of our journey, I was feeling a tad hungry. And the urge struck when a Jollibee was conveniently located across the street. So I went in and brought some home.

I was feeling like a Champ
It’s a fast food burger, not all that special, but okay. And look, the lettuce is on the bottom!

I still needed to make some final preparations for the grand opening of The Rite Spot On The Roof, so I had my driver pick me up and take me SBMA for some shopping. I purchased two rocking chairs and a folding chair at American Hardware.

The new furnishings on the rooftop.

The chili had been cooking all day in the crockpot, but I still had some cornbread muffins to bake.

Mission accomplished!

The party was scheduled to begin at 5:00 p.m., so I went upstairs and began getting everything set up before the guests arrived.

Carrying a hot crockpot up the stairs proved to be more challenging than I anticipated. I think next time, I’ll just do the cooking on the roof.
The afternoon sun was rather intense, but it only had an hour or so of strength left once the party started.
The gathering clouds to the east were also a little worrisome, but they only carried a few light sprinkles and didn’t create a problem. The snacks on the table are Fritos with a cheese dip, and tortilla chips and salsa. Both proved to be popular over the course of the evening.
My chili con carne y frijoles garnered a lot of compliments.
As did Swan’s sausage casserole.
Alright, you had to know this was coming…
Sunset comes after beer o’clock, so this was the first time I’d been home to see it from the roof.
I liked what I saw.
And then it was done.
Meanwhile, the party was happening. Food was ate, and beer was drunk (48 of them!)
Welcome to The Rite Spot On The Roof!
Enjoyable chat at the guy’s table. That’s hiking buddy Erik in the yellow shirt. Aussie Alan (in black) lives on the second floor of that white house in the back, and Jeff, from Texas, lives downstairs with his family. That’s one of his sons next to him. I was in for a bit of a surprise when Alan asked me if I was still posting on my blog. Apparently, he’d come across it randomly several years ago.
The other attendees
And then, as is often the case when Filipinos gather, videoke breaks out. We kept the volume at a reasonable and non-distorted level, which made the experience more enjoyable than usual.
Even the white guys participated. Jeff sang some old country-western classics in his deep voice and sounded good. I contributed three of my standards: Crazy (Patsy Cline), I Started A Joke (Bee Gees), and El Paso (Marty Robbins).
Swan made a cherry cheesecake for dessert.

The beer lasted until 9:30 or so; by then, it was past time for this early bird to call it a night. Still, it was a good time and nice to hang out with the neighbors. It was also a pleasant change of pace to take a night off from the bars in town. I’ll definitely become a regular at The Rite Spot.

I took today off from walking; just wasn’t feeling it. I’ll be out for the Sunday Hideaway feeding later and will likely do some time on the Arizona floater. And life goes on.

Shit happens.
Sugar, ah honey honey
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you
Honey, ah sugar sugar
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you

The higher you go…

…the better the view.

Yep, we did it again. Another group hike, another route to explore and see what we could see on Kalaklan Ridge.

We went thataway…
Given our route up, the group met at Savers on the other side of town from our usual 7/11 gathering spot.
The longest journey begins with a single step.
Halfway up
Credit to Scott for this nice shot!
Our route up was a zig-zag…less grueling but longer suffering. Not sure which I prefer.
An early cookie delivery
Still making our way up
Once you are up top, walking along the ridgeline is one of my favorites.
Heading for the vantage point
Have a seat, Jim!
A goat’s eye view from here.
I could live up here if only there were vehicular access.
Me taking a picture of Scott taking the picture that opened this post.
A mountain view
I’m coming, I’m coming…
Home is where the heart is.
Onward
And downward
Why?
Don’t forget to duck!
A house in the wilderness
It had been months since I last passed this way, but the kids remembered me. Or my cookies.
These kids live in that house in the wilderness pictured above. They scored some cookies, too.
Jim showing the local kids how it’s done.
Making away back to town after our adventure in the hills.

But there was still more highness in my day to come. I ventured out as usual at beer o’clock, making Sloppy Joe’s my first stop. I made the decision not to attend this week’s SOB primarily because the venue (Voodoo) is small and gets crowded. I see it as sacrificing my seat so an out-of-towner can enjoy the show. Once or twice a month is plenty for me.

Lots of familiar faces to socialize with at Sloppy’s.

Fellow hikers Erik, Jim, and Charles
Music master and Sloppy Joe’s icon, Chris.
And the lovely smiles of Shay and Grace.

At six o’clock, I moved on to a new rooftop venue, The Rite Spot. Swan was waiting for me there.

We had the only table in the place to ourselves.
My biggest fan was there, too.
And yes, the burgers I was served were delicious.
The nighttime views were quite pleasant as well.
There is nothing quite like an Alta Vista.

The grand opening of The Rite Spot On The Roof will be tonight. I invited my neighbors to join me for some beers upstairs. I also made a crockpot of chili and will serve it with some cornbread. Swan is making a sausage casserole. I went out this afternoon and bought a couple of rocking chairs to add to the seating options. I’ll be sharing photos from tonight’s event tomorrow.

Sounds like a gas!
That’s everything you need.

Well, maybe there are spiritual needs. And puns.

I grew up in a Pentecostal Church where people were so filled with the Holy Spirit they spoke in tongues. I never understood a word they said. (true story)
I bet that’s not true.

Had enough? Me too. Besides, that cornbread won’t bake itself!

Up around the bend

I experienced one of my favorite excursions with the Wednesday Walkers yesterday. Once again we tackled the Kalaklan Ridge, this time assisting the Hares for next week’s Hash scout a trail. The route we took to get to the top was interesting. First, we’d go up, then down, circle around some, then back up and down until we eventually made the final push and achieved the ridgeline.

I was once again suffering at the start. My heavy breathing led to a hacking cough. Then I started spitting up hunks of phlegm. And after a while, I could breathe better again. I guess a hard climb is a good extraction method for the shit that accumulates in my lungs. At least it worked yesterday.

A 5K stroll up and down Kalaklan Ridge
Our merry band of hikers
Let’s get started!
This house stood out in a neighborhood mainly consisting of shanties.
We’d go up…
…and we’d go down.
Then up again…
And down again.
Rinse…
…and repeat
Then we finally made the final push to the top.
A rest for the weary on the ridge
Sometimes I hate getting up there, but I always enjoy strolling on the ridge road.
A look to the left shows Olongapo City
And on the right, the beauty of Subic Bay.
Me taking it all in…
Posing for a group shot
I think if you drug your girlfriend up that long climb for a “romantic getaway” here at the “Little Lovers Camp,” she likely is an ex when you get back down.
And then we left the ridge to find a good Hash trail back down.
When you are fast like Ed, you do some waiting for the slowpokes to catch up.
Here we come!
It got a little rocky in places.
I’m not out of the woods yet.
People live out here with no vehicular access. I kept thinking of all the ways that would make life so incredibly difficult. It’s beautiful, but no thank you!
Doing laundry the old-fashioned way.
Leaving the creek behind
Visiting with Rolly and leaving some treats for the kiddies.
Heading back down
What’s left of a tree.
Back in the outskirts of Barretto
Refreshments at Dynamite Dick’s.
I enjoyed this tasty burger for lunch.
My route, as seen by Map My Walk

My evening out was pretty much routine. I fed the crew at Hideaway, such as it is. Down to two waitresses, a bartender, and a cashier. Not sure what’s up with that. I’m probably going to cut to a once-a-week feeding on Sunday.

The best view from a comfort room in Barretto is at Cheap Charlies.

Swan was working last night, so I didn’t have meeting up with her to look forward to. I filled some time at Cheap Charlies, then Sloppy Joe’s, before finishing up at The Green Room. I got home around seven and spent some time with my friends from “Shameless.” Swan arrived home from work just before nine, and we enjoyed some couch time before bed.

Swan is working again today but finishes earlier, so we will get together for dinner tonight.

I walked Swan to work this morning.

I was walking the beach at Baloy and had to take a leak, so I stopped at Treasure Island.

It didn’t seem right to use the CR without being a customer, so I ordered some toast.
I got it the way the French make it.

It’s funny looking back at all my “conspiracy theories” that have recently been proven to be the truth.

Skepticism is a healthy habit.

And I also came across evidence that I really am a rich man. At least in the Philippines.

Hell, I’m almost filthy rich by that standard.

What am I forgetting? Oh yeah, the puns!

Go to hell, Satan!
Read between the lines.
Just make the breast of the situation.
Almost sounds like stalking.
But it is the end of this post!

Was that a big sigh of relief I just heard? Well, I’ll be back with more tomorrow. You have been warned!

Plenty of fluids

Greetings from the land of all-day brownouts. At least they gave us advance warning that there would be no power today from eight until five, but it is still a pain in the ass. I’ve got a cold shower in my future. Luckily, I have my mobile hotspot so I can engage with the internets.

I paid a visit to Dr. Jo yesterday.
Swan reacts to the news that I won’t be dying anytime soon.

Well, I’m joking, of course. That’s Swan and my helper Teri in the waiting room. The primary purpose of my visit was to have my blood pressure medications reviewed.

I’ve been in the 140s and 150s since last month.

Dr. Jo prescribed some new pills to add to my daily collection. As I suspected, there is not much to be done with my COPD symptoms except to continue my current regimen of meds.

After the doctor’s appointment, Swan and I hoofed it down to Baloy Beach to spend some time on the floating bar.

Although Dr. Jo didn’t mention it specifically, it goes without saying that drinking plenty of fluids is an essential part of a healthy lifestyle. I didn’t drink water, but I drank lots of beers ON the water.
Sun was still relatively high in the sky when we arrived.

(I just got a warning that my battery saver is on. We’ll see if I can finish this before my power is gone)

My companion
Today’s hike was on that ridge
A dance broke out amongst the girls.
And then most of the customers abandoned ship.
We stayed for this though
I drank too much and had a misunderstanding with Swan. We fixed it this morning…

Okay, no battery for additional commentary…here’s the jokes:

I’ll stay off this road!
Ouch!
That’s the wrong hole!

Back tomorrow when I have some electricity!

Day is done

I was alone in the morning because Swan had a family event to attend. In the evening, Swan joined me on the Arizona floating bar with her friend Mercy. And in between I did a Hideaway feeding. Here’s what the day looked like:

The beginning of my Sunday Solo Stroll featured this Alta Vista street scene.
1.6 kilometers provided an Easter Mountain view.
3.2 kilometers found me on Sawmill Road in San Isidro.
4.8 kilometers had me facing Black Rock Mountain.
6.4 kilometers, and I was on the streets of the Sierra Hills subdivision.
Eight kilometers, and I was done. I had to sit down for a few minutes during the hike to refresh and reenergize. That’s unusual for me on a street walk like this one.
I rode a trike from Baloy Road back up to Alta Vista, although that is not unusual for me to do.
Not a bad way to start the day.

And then the time came to head into town for my feeding chore. I stopped at Jewel Cafe and ordered some meals for delivery to Hideaway, then delivered myself there as well.

Crispy chicken wings
Garlic prawns
Chicken quesadilla
Pork sisig
And I baked a dozen chocolate cupcakes for dessert. (I brought the frosting separate for self-application)
Three of the happy dinner recipients
And a Joyful fourth

A few beers and lady drinks later, it was time to hit the beach, conveniently located right behind Hideaway.

Lots of Sunday afternoon beachgoers enjoying the sand and water.
My timing was in sync with my love of sundowns.
A decent crowd of folks enjoying time on the floating bar.
The view from here.
Here comes the raft with more customers.
Hey, I recognize those two!
Mercy had a birthday on Saturday, so this was a belated celebration.
We had some food delivered from the Arizona Resort kitchen. This chicken enchilada was wonderful.
And the girls enjoyed their chicken cordon bleu.
A passing banka boat
“Don’t let the sun go down on me
“…Although I search myself, it’s always someone else I see…”
“…I’d just allow a fragment of your life to wander free
When the sun was gone, the moon came out to smile upon us.
Everybody’s so different…
…I haven’t changed. Well, it’s only been fifty years.

Mercy needed to head back home to feed her husband, and as Swan and I were walking down the highway, a trike driver called out to me by name: “Going home, Sir John?” It seemed like fate, so we decided to screw the nightcap and make it an early night. I cuddled up on the couch with Swan and some “Shameless,” which was a nice way to say goodbye to Sunday.

Now it’s another Hash Monday. The trail begins on Rizal Extension, which is a pain in the ass to get to. I’m going to go over the mountain on my own to get there. Wish me luck! Assuming I survive, I’ll be back with a full report tomorrow.

Take a deep breath
Double your pleasure, double your puns…

Nada much

But enough is enough, and I’m thankful for that. Even by my low standards, nothing about yesterday was particularly noteworthy, but it was still another link in this chain we call life. A morning walk with Swan handing out candies to the kiddies we encountered kicked things off, and an uneventful bar crawl to end the day. Isn’t that the story of my life?

Swan making final adjustments prior to departure.
Burn, baby, burn!
Who wants candy?
Candy is dandy
At first I thought it was one of Magellan’s boats…
Yeah, I know. Take a deep breath, relax, and accept the Filipino way…
Street scene in Matain barangay. (I’ve always pronounced in bare-in-guy. Swan corrects me and says it’s “brown guy.” She should know.)
As sweet as her candy.
Sometimes it’s the little things that count.
A little over 6K yesterday…

Erik, a hiking buddy, tagged along for my evening bar crawl. One beer at Sloppy Joe’s, one at Cheap Charlies, and three more at Oasis (Swan joined us there). Then we crossed the highway and had some dinner at Mylene’s. We went international–carbonara for Swan, tacos for Erik, and a chicken burger for me. Everyone professed to have enjoyed the meal. We did our nightcap and Wet Spot, then bid farewell to Erik and triked on home.

See, I told you the day was nothing special. But to give this post a semblance of substance, let me share this video about the US Navy bringing a tanker full of weapons grade fuel for storage at Subic. Why, it’s almost as if someone is preparing for the outbreak of war. But with who? Oh, about those elections in Taiwan–China ain’t pleased.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v3jJSDMEsQ

One of my favorite vloggers posted some advice to avoid losing your Filipina girlfriend.

I should be okay.

A commenter accused me of being a lefty and cited this photo of my insurrection at the US Embassy in Seoul as evidence:

I guess I showed them!

Today’s joke is on fire:

A party was brewing

Last night we attended the birthday party for Dr. Jo’s husband, Chris. The party was held at the Pinatubo Brewery in San Marcelino. I’d heard of it, but never been, so I was looking forward to the visit.

It was around 25K, but my driver, Danny, got us there and back safely.
Swan dresses up nicely.
What a lucky girl!
The actual brewery is downstairs. The second floor is the bar/restaurant where the party was held.
The bar area
Dining/drinking tables
Overlooking a cornfield on one side.
And the mountains in San Antonio, on the other
That’s the birthday boy on the right…
The beer menu

When I arrived, I jokingly asked the waitress for a San Miguel Zero. She told me I’d have to go to the 7-11 store for that. Obviously, the only beers on offer were those brewed in the building. And although I am a consummate consumer of beer, I am not a connoisseur. Hell, I don’t even know the difference between a pilsner and a lager. Serious beer drinkers deride my usual preferences as “making love in a canoe” (both fucking close to water). Hey, to each his own. So, last night, I was faced with six locally brewed options with no clue as to where to start (the bar did offer a taste of each in a shot glass, but that seemed pointless to me–you haven’t had a beer until you’ve finished the bottle. Chris suggested I try one of his favorites, The Golden Nectar Pilsner, and that’s where I started.

I wanted to do a lager next to see if I could discern any differences from the pilsner, so I did a Crown Lager. It was good, but I couldn’t say that I liked it better than the Golden Nectar, so I had another one of each to help me make up my mind. Chris dropped by to check on my progress and suggested I try one of the dark beers. I said, I don’t like dark beer, and realized how racist that sounded. So, I checked my white privilege and ordered a Dark Angel Lager.

The Dark Angel wasn’t bad, either. I only had one, so I guess you could say it was a token.
Ultimately, I deemed the Crown Lager my favorite and drank that flavor exclusively for the remainder of my visit.
The six beer options are poured from kegs in the brewery downstairs. The three I didn’t try were all higher in alcohol volume, and I prefer to stick with lightweight mixtures.

As time went on, I began to feel those pangs of hunger.

The food menu. Oh, did I mention the owner of Pinatubo is a German?

Like the beers, I wasn’t sure what I should order. When I was a kid growing up in Southern Cal, there was a fast food hot dog chain named Der Wienerschnitzel. So, I ordered the Wiener Schnitzel from the menu. Fool that I am, I was expecting a hot dog dish. This is what I got instead:

It was quite tasty, even if it wasn’t a frank.

So, I’m a big fan of open-air bars with a view, and the Pinatubo Brewery provided that. And as an added bonus:

Well done, Mr. Sun.

Anyway, I really enjoyed hanging out at the Pinatubo Brewery last night. I mentioned to Chris that the owner should put up some small cottages to rent for a night for out-of-town guests like me. Another idea I had was that the owner could open a brewery branch in Barretto, and I know just the spot–Subiza! That resort needs a reason to exist, and if they offered freshly brewed craft beers in the open-air setting on the bay, I think it would be a big hit.

Chris and Dr. Jo picked up the tab for everything last night–all the beers and all the food. I’m sure that was a pretty penny for them and much appreciated by their guests. I gave the four waitresses a big tip to thank them for all their hard work serving us. Good times!

The other part of my Friday was the group hike in the morning.

A good turnout with one more arriving after I took this photo.
The saddest thing I’ve seen in a long time. There is poor and then there is living under a bridge on the riverside poor. Cookies and lollipops seemed inadequate somehow, but you can’t save everyone.
We did some stair work.
A barbed view.
Some of the group climbed to the top of Black Rock. Some of us took pictures from down below.
Trading cookies for smiles.
The Easter Mountain shot.

Six years ago I was doing a river hike in Pyeongtaek.

The scenery was a little different than what I’m seeing these days.
Spock can be such a killjoy! No laughs for you today, dear readers.

Beach, please!

Sometimes, life can be a beach. It was yesterday for me.

It began with walking Swan to work at the Subiza Resort on Baloy. Then, I did a beach walk before returning home.

A morning stroll on Baloy.
Not many beachgoers on a Thursday morning.

I had plans to meet Swan at the end of her shift so I headed back to Baloy at beer o’clock. I’ve been wanting to get a feel for how I might like Harley’s as a regular venue for imbibing.

Easy enough to get to from my house.
A little over a kilometer away.
Let’s go inside
Definitely a pub vibe.
A big bar
I prefer sitting by the dock of the bay, but the best seats were taken at first. I sat behind them, scowling until they got up and left. (not really, but when they did go, I grabbed a seat)
The view from here.
This beast on the beach was really rockin’ it. The house also intrigued me. It needs some work, but damn, I’d love sitting on that back deck with a cold beer in my hand. Or, I could just come to Harley’s more often for the same view.

I had three or four beers at Harley’s and decided to change things up, so I headed over to McCoy’s.

The passage way to the beach and McCoy’s.
You can’t watch the sun go down from Harley’s.
Wasn’t that nice?
And in a first, I got a pedicure while sipping my beer. I declined her offer for a massage.
This little guy kept me company, too.

I chatted with the owner about hosting a Hash On-Home. She was interested but asking for 65 pesos per beer. I told her the most the Hash could pay was 55, and she agreed. We will have our first McCoy’s On-Home on February 26.

Then it was time to head over to Subiza and check in with Swan.

The entrance.
The innards.

Subiza was totally devoid of customers at 7 p.m. Swan says there was only one person before I arrived. I have no idea how they stay in business. Or if they will. It had been years since my last visit, and other than Swan, I’d have no reason to return. It’s a nice venue with lots of potential, but I’m not seeing any effort to attract visitors.

My nighttime view from Subiza was pleasant (it is next door to Harley’s).

I asked Swan if she wanted me to order us some food, and she responded, “Let’s eat somewhere else.” Hmm, maybe she knows something about the kitchen I don’t. So, when she got off work we walked up the road to that new restaurant in town for some takeout.

I had the double quarter pounder with fries.

I fell asleep watching “Shameless” again, but all in all, the day was beachy keeno. I’ll have to do it again one day soon.

As much as I love trees, I don’t love them this much. I found this photo online, and the caption was “How paper is made.”
Did that guy just commit suicide?
Just ask her to make you a sandwich.
He’s lucky he didn’t get stoned.
If looks could kill, Picard would be a dead man. (did I leave something dangling here?)

I’m off this afternoon to a birthday in San Marcelino. I’ll tell you all about it tomorrow.

Just another day in the life

I’ll take as many more days as I can as long as I am able to keep doing the things I enjoy. Getting old sucks sometimes, but it beats the hell out of the alternative. And my little retirement town provides me with everything I need: hills to climb, beaches to walk, and beers to drink. I want to keep on keeping on as long as I can!

By the dawn’s early light, the hills were hiding in the mist.

The Wednesday Walkers gathered up at the usual place and headed up into the hills to see what we could see.

Six of us were ready, willing, and mostly able to make the trek.
Some stairsteps to start things out.
A brief pause to wait for the fat old guy and take in the view.
Still a misty morning.
Let the climbing begin.
Up we go.
Much like on Monday, I was really struggling at the beginning of the climb. So much so that I was having an internal debate about the wisdom of turning around and going back down.
The view from halfway up.
I kept going with the group, and eventually, my second wind kicked in, and I felt much stronger.
Still climbing. This up wasn’t as long as Monday’s Hash, but it was every bit as challenging. Dealing with the tall thatch grass exacerbates everything.
The view from here.
This was reminiscent of the iconic Hollywood sign in the hills above LA. It used to read “Villanueva,” a candidate during the recent barangay elections.
We still had a bit more altitude to achieve.
This spot had an otherworldly feel about it.
A familiar peak in the distance.
And then our path became more pleasant.
A view of the Kalaklan Ridge.
Cookie kids
The end of the down.
Walked by a funeral/memorial taking place. You see a banner like this, and there will be an awning with tables and chairs on the side of the road. Friends and family gather and just hang out playing cards and the like. On the second or third day, the coffin and body are displayed. The coffin was out and open as we walked by. I didn’t take a picture out of respect, of course, but I did leave some candy for the mourners on the table. Rest in Peace, Jennifer. Thirty is far too young to leave this world.
We finished our hike at Dynamite Dick’s. I hadn’t seen Dick (on the right) since last year.
From Dick’s I could see that sign on top of the first hill we climbed.
Just a tad over 5K yesterday.

In other news, Swan started a new job yesterday. She’s a part-time waitress at the Subiza Beach Resort on Baloy. Her shift is 8 a.m. to 8 p.m., and for now, she only works on Wednesday and Thursday. She wanted to work, even though she doesn’t need to work as I would, of course, support her as needed, in addition to her monthly allowance. I’m in favor of whatever makes her happy.

I did the feeding at Hideaway last night. They are down to four girls now, and I was the only customer. Not sure what’s going on with that. I had some SOB coupons to expend, so I made my way to Green Room and stayed for a couple of beers. Next up was Wet Spot, and it was pretty dead as well. I decided to make it an early night, so I could be home when Swan returned from work.

I brought Swan a pecan pie, her favorite, and awaited her arrival on the front porch. When the trike pulled up a little after eight, I pulled out my wallet intending to pay the fare but Swan beat me to it. So, when she came up to me, I handed her the fifty peso note. And she refused to take it, saying I give her enough already and she could manage her budget. I tried again and she still wouldn’t accept my gift. So, I threw the money on the ground, grabbed a beer, and went up to the roof to pout. Yeah, I can be a real asshole sometimes. I don’t handle rejection well, and I thought it was rude to not appreciate my kind gesture. Anyway, I eventually regained my sanity, we talked it through and made peace before going to bed.

Swan made me breakfast this morning, we walked the dogs together, and then I walked her to work. You live, and you learn, and you grow together.

My plan tonight will be to imbibe on Baloy and visit Swan’s workplace before she gets off so we can ride home together. I’ll pay for the trike!

Facebook memories took me back to my final 8th Army days six years ago, when I participated in a meet and greet with the Secretary of the Army.

I’m the civilian in the second row.

I found this on my Facebook feed as well:

Cheaper than a lady drink.

In the land of Star Trek there is this:

They love John Deere green…

One bad pun deserves another:

And that’s just about enough for now, don’t you think?

Feeling like Royal tea

Yesterday’s big adventure was my weekly shopping excursion to the Royal supermarket on the old Navy base. For no particular reason, I decided to document the trip and share it with you here. You are welcome!

As usual, my driver, Danny, arrived on time and ready to provide transportation.
Swan and my helper, Teri, also came along to provide their assistance.
It’s about 6K to Royal on the National Highway
A view from the highway along the way.
SBMA (the former Navy base) is on the other side of this river. Back in the day, the sailors called it Shit River, apparently because that is what it was full of.
SBMA features many good dining options. Since moving here I’ve not tried this Shakey’s. As a kid growing up in Southern Cal, Shakey’s was THE place for pizza. I believe nearly all the USA franchises are closed now, but it remains very popular in the Philippines.
A quiet SBMA street. Trikes and Jeepneys are not allowed, and you don’t encounter the shanty towns and squalor so prevalent right outside the gate. I looked at some housing options here before moving, but decided it didn’t feel like living in the Philippines.
The BPI ATM at Harbor Point Mall, where I withdraw my weekly supply of cash (40,000 pesos).
Next stop, the Royal Duty Free store.
Let’s get started!
Grab a cart, girls.
First things first, Swan’s bottle of wine.
I don’t drink much beer at home, but I’ll down a case of Coke Zero every week.
Who’s getting the water?
Fine, I’ll do it!
Restocking my cookies for the kiddies.
Food and lodging are part of my helper’s compensation package, so she gets what she needs each week. Same with Swan.
Those brownies and muffins ain’t gonna make themselves. I do it the easy way and get good results (or at least no one knows the difference).
It stinks having gas while shopping… Joking, I’m looking at salsa options.
The healthy section
Meat and frozen foods
An overflowing cart at the checkout counter.
Ready to pay the piper.
Ouch!
It’s a good thing I’m “rich”
Loaded up and ready to head home with this week’s bounty.
And yes, there was indeed some Royal tea in my shopping cart!

But there is more to a Tuesday than shopping alone. There is also drinking to be done, and when beer o’clock rolled around, Swan and I walked to Baloy Beach for our weekly visit to the Kokomo floating bar.

On the raft and heading for the floater!
We arrived in plenty of time to enjoy the sunset.
It was not really crowded when we arrived.
But it wasn’t long before another raft load of guests came aboard.
Yep, Kalaklan Ridge is still where we left it.
When I was house hunting prior to my move, I wanted this place really bad. It was newly built and vacant. But the foreigner who had it built got disappeared and his body never found. The house remains vacant to this day.
Time to get started.
There you go
Until next time
Me and my gal.

When we departed the floater we headed to Treasure Island for some dinner.

I went with a grilled chicken leg.
And Swan enjoyed some fried chicken wings.

It was a nice night out.

I hope there are no spelling errors in this post. You can’t even trust a dictionary these days, it seems:

It reminds me of the time I looked up the definition of “inexplicable,” and it said, “cannot be explained.” So, I still don’t know the meaning of that word.

Some things are better left unshared:

I showed this to Swan, and she laughed and laughed. Then said, “You’ve been warned.”

Sadly, this is a real thing:

It’s especially embarrassing when I’m out in public with the tell-tale wet spot running down my leg.

Don’t worry, I’ve still got the Star Trek memes to share.

And two in the pink…
Just show her your fingers, Spock!

I reckon that’s just about enough for today, don’t you?

Slogging on

And so it begins

Yesterday’s Hash was a long slog but surprisingly enjoyable. About half of the trail was a path I walk regularly, most recently, Sunday morning. The uphill at the end wasn’t steep, but it was lengthy. I’m not sure which is worse–getting your ass kicked but getting it over with or being ground down until you are a wheezing mess. Regardless, I stuck it out and eventually got my second wind. It had been a couple of years since I last hiked up this hill, and I didn’t remember it being quite as difficult, but I was younger and in better shape back then.

The On-Home was at the Hare’s house way out at the end of Rizal Extension. I had three beers there, then left before the Circle rituals began. I wanted to get back down into town before dark, so I hiked the 3K to IDM and enjoyed a couple of more beers. Got some dinner to go from Myleen’s next door (the Flagstaff burrito) and headed home to dine with Swan at my rooftop table. A pleasant way to end the day.

Our trail began right here in Alta Vista
On-On!
Heading down to the valley
Mostly dirt roads
Been there done that many times.
A valley view
That rickety bridge again.
This begins the section that I infrequently hike.
What more do you need?
If the bamboo won’t come to you, you go to it.
For a first-time Hare, Tiny Cunt did a decent job marking the trail. And getting an arrow and number on this tiny rock was a record-setting accomplishment. I’m not sure how many Hashers actually saw it, but I applaud the effort.
A bypass highway is being constructed so folks can avoid Barretto as they journey to Olongapo. I’m looking forward to less traffic in my little town.
Yesterday was the first time I’d been out this way since construction began. They seem to be making good progress.
Looks to be a solid build.
Perhaps it will even withstand rainy seasons to come.
The new highway will, of necessity, have to go up and over Kalaklan Ridge, but no one seems to know how and where that will be accomplished.
I fear when the highway is completed, the nature of this valley will change from agriculture to suburban sprawl. Presently, the roads here are only suitable for trikes and motorbikes, once cars and trucks have access all bets are off.
Meanwhile, us Hashers have some uphill slogging to do. Let’s get going!
Never really steep, but seemingly endless.
And then, about halfway up, we passed through this old woman’s place. I can’t imagine what it must be like living up here. Well, I can imagine I wouldn’t be able to make it home from the bars at night.
I thanked her for allowing us to trespass with a bag of cookies.
Taking a rest break in the old woman’s yard.
And then it was back to the climbing.
It got a bit rocky in places.
But at last we made it to the top!
Maybe the flat earthers are on to something. A level trail is so much more enjoyable!
I guess this would be ideal if you were looking for a peaceful, easy feeling.
We’d come too far to let nature’s roadblock stop us!
Arriving at Tiny Cunt’s place at last!
A good and hard 6K jaunt that left you with a sense of accomplishment at the end.

And there you have the story of another Hash Monday.

It’s hard to see the humor in this one.
Hmm, that sounds hauntingly familiar.

Alrighty, then. I’ll try again tomorrow.

Good and sweet

Like a Sunday should be. Here’s a taste of the flavors I experienced.

Swan consented to join me on my Sunday stroll.
She looks happy to be here.
Okay, that’s more like it!
The path that path that lies before us.
And then a cockfight broke out. “Mine’s bigger,” I thought to myself.
A quiet Sunday morning in Marian Hills
For Swan, the best part of our hikes is handing out treats to the kids.
The kids love it too.
A little sugary energy to make the clothes washing more pleasant.
I’d offered Swan a backpack to carry her goodies, but she preferred the bag. It’s a pain to remove the pack to do a handout, and she carries the bag on her shoulder like a purse between stops, so whatever works.
Lots of customers along the way yesterday.
A sweet shot of Easter Mountain.
Rice drying on the road.
Enjoy your treats!
If it holds me, it will hold her.
A housewares vendor had the right of way on Bridge #4 (he got there first).
After a quick pee, I had to play catch-up.
I love this two-level treehouse.
Ben there, done that.
A sweetie crossing Bridge #2.
A tad over 7K, and Swan handled it like a champ.
Swan stopped by the Puregold market in search of some cream cheese. I waited outside and saw a corndog stand someone had raved about on Facebook. So, we ordered a couple to go.
Not exactly what I was expecting and really not to my liking, but sometimes you gotta step out of your comfort zone and try the local delicacies.
Swan prepared a roast chicken supper for me to enjoy before I headed into town. It was delicious. I had the leftovers for breakfast this morning.
Because Swan was using the oven, I couldn’t bake brownies for the Hideaway feeding. The girls seemed happy with the Dunkin’ Donuts.
In keeping with my new Sunday traditions, I visited the Arizona floating bar after completing my duties at Hideaway.
I arrived in time to enjoy another sunset.
I’d never seen the floater this crowded before. Glad they are doing well.
Busy beach, too
Swan joined me on board
Wait for it…
…and done!

We did our nightcap at Wet Spot. Aine and Irene were both missing in action. That saved me some money on lady drinks, so I decided to splurge on this:

Two of these pecan pies from Sit-n-Bull. It doesn’t get any sweeter than that!

A couple of commenters mentioned the lack of drama in my life now that I’m in a relationship. That’s true, but there are always potential landmines where you least expect to find them. At Wet Spot last night, I got up to go to the CR. That’s when I had the bright idea to grab some pecan pie next door at Sit-n-Bull. I used the side exit from Wet Spot and was gone for less than ten minutes. When I came back in through the front door with the pies, Swan had a weird expression on her face. She loves pecan pie, so I was expecting something more gleeful. Swan told me that when I didn’t come back right away from the CR, she assumed I was seeing another girl in the bar. She was happy the sweetness that distracted me was pie. So, everything was good after that, and it never reached the level of drama. I still need to watch my step, though.

Home early for pecan pie a la mode and a re-watch of the “Shameless” episode I’d slept through the night before. And now it’s Hash Monday, and the trail starts here in Alta Vista, so that will be convenient. In fact, my stroll yesterday covered a good bit of today’s trail, except for the climbing part. It’s alright; I’m up for it. (ahem)

How about some food puns today?

Okay, I’ll let it be for now. More of this banality tomorrow. Come back and see!

I had no idea this song originated in the 1920s.

I may have to travel back in time and look her up. Don’t tell Swan!

Going places

You don’t have to go far in my neck of the woods to change your view. Our Friday group hike demonstrated that loud and clear. A Jeepney ride three kilometers out of town, then a climb up to Kalaklan Ridge, a stroll through a hillside graveyard (nobody whistled), and a long, wet walk on the beach. It doesn’t get much better than that.

It was interesting heading up to the ridgeline again so soon after Monday’s Hash. The trail we took up was within a hundred yards of where the Hash began, but it was a completely different path and experience. For one thing, half the climb was on steps. Most of the rest of the way up was through a hillside shanty village. The big difference came in making a right turn at the ridge (the Hash trail had turned left), which provided a gentle descent instead of the arduous climb in the opposite direction.

It had been a couple of years since I last hiked through the cemetery, so that felt like a fresh adventure. Same with walking the beach from the lighthouse back to Barretto. There had been some changes on the shoreline that necessitated wading into the bay in several places. We were fortunate it was low tide. Otherwise, our route wouldn’t have been walkable.

Lots of pictures taken along the way, and here they are:

We had six in attendance this week.
Up we go!
On the rocks
Life can be hard
A roof over your head is all you need, I suppose. Not the life for me, however.
Friendly locals were the first cookie recipients of the day.
Woo Hoo! Ridgeline achieved.
A pleasant downhill stroll lay ahead of us.
A view of Olongapo City
And on the other side of the ridge, Subic Bay.
That’s Scott capturing the view.
And the view from the graveyard is to die for!
The cemetery is monumental.
A good reminder that achieving old age is a blessing.
Making our way back down to the highway
Show us the way, Jim!
Heading down to the beach
I’m coming, I’m coming!
Time to rest and regroup
Then on to the water
On the beach
Off the beach for a bit
It’s drier up here.
Strollers
Back on the sand
I should claim 1/3 ownership in that boat. At least they spelled my name right!
Sometimes there’s just no getting around it. Wet feet, here we come!
Trudging on with squishy feet
The inflatable island…actually, we saw two of these monstrosities on our beach walk.
A rocky outcrop up ahead
Two options: over like Jim…
Or around like Gary.
Getting close to Barretto now.
Is social distancing still a thing?
Where the river meets the bay. Our final opportunity to dampen our feet.
My shoes at the end of the hike.
The route we took

I had to hurry home to shower and blog; then, it was off to the VFW for the AGPU meeting. I had done some looking for a new Hash truck, but it turns out the Hash is losing money every month, so there is no budget for that. We did elect a new GM:

Congratulations, Buddy Fucker. Our former GM is president of the local VFW chapter and decided he has too many irons in the fire. Good luck to you, Derby.

So, the meeting was over at 3:00–too late to go back home and too early to start drinking. I resolved the dilemma by drinking anyway. I began at Sloppy Joe’s, then moved to the Green Room when they opened at 4:00. The Green Room was hosting the SOB, so I secured the best seats in the house by arriving early.

Swan arrived just before 6:00. The fake smile made me look drunker than I actually was.
That’s my only SOB photo, but it came out pretty well.

I was past the stage of had enough when the show ended at 8:00. Still managed to enjoy an episode of “Shameless” before bed.

This morning I decided to bake a batch of blueberry muffins. And then I saw this:

Those black specks in the mix are bugs. And they were alive and moving around. I can only surmise that they hatched in the unopened package, otherwise I have no idea how they got in there. That was a first for me. I’m glad I spotted them before baking.

I had a follow-up appointment with the ENT doc who performed my surgery this morning, and she seemed pleased with the results of my healing. So there’s that.

And here’s something I haven’t seen before–a Lord of the Rings meme/joke:

Just another bump in the road to Mordor.

Today’s Star Trek smile:

I didn’t see that coming…

I’ll close with these words of wisdom that appeared in my Facebook memories:

Maybe I’ll get it right this time.
Sometimes the light's all shining on me
Other times I can barely see
Lately it occurs to me
What a long, strange trip it's been.