It’s nice how the same old, same old can be made to feel new again with just a tweak or two. Yesterday was a good example of that. Yeah, I did the group hike with the Wednesday Walkers and later in the day had dinner and drinks in Barretto as usual, but it was different enough to seem fresh. So, I report, you decide:

We’ll start with the walk. Only four of us turned out for the trek, and as we discussed where we might go, I realized I wanted to go somewhere I hadn’t been for a while. The problem is that without our trail master Scott along, it’s hard to have confidence that we’ll be able to find our way in unfamiliar territory. Sometimes you just gotta roll the dice and hope for the best. On the other side of Subic town is a subdivision named St. Theodore. I only recall walking through there twice in all the time I’ve lived here, and it has been two or three years since the last time. I vaguely remembered that on the development’s backside was a trail going up and over the hills. Could I find it again, and if so, would I know where it would take us? Only one way to find out. We loaded into a passing Jeepney and took the long ride to the St. Theodore entrance.

We spotted a trail heading up to the hills, and it looked vaguely familiar. As we began the climb, we came to a junction and were unsure which path to take. We spotted an older local walking our way, and Swan used her Tagalog skills to ask him how we should proceed. The man responded that the path we were on did not continue beyond his shanty. What about the other one? He shook his head and claimed it was also a dead end. Hmm, I was sure we’d been up this way before, and I suspected he just didn’t want us passing through the land he was likely squatting on. So, we turned back to the junction and took the path that allegedly led to nowhere. Well, it did lead to another shack, and the woman living there told us to stay on the trail, and it would lead over the hill and down to the other side. We rewarded her kindness with a bag of cookies, and she seemed pleasantly surprised.

Did we walk 10K on yesterday’s hike?

Anyway, it was a good hike; some new, some familiar, but done in a different manner and direction. And the fun had just begun! I enjoy my nights on the town, but sometimes crave new venues. That’s why I’ve designated Wednesday as my “seldom visited bars” night. There’s a place in Barretto I almost never go to, and it had been so long that I couldn’t remember why. So, I told Swan she was in for a surprise. She kept asking as we made our way into town, so I finally told her we were going to the only topless bar in Barretto.

We very much enjoyed our visit and meal at Central Park Reef and agreed that we will try to come here more often.

Next stop was our old favorite, the Green Room. I had a “buy one, take one” coupon to use.

We did our nightcap next door at Wet Spot, then headed home at the appointed hour (8 p.m.) And so ended yet another day in paradise, this one with a twist or two.

Wednesday’s report card: 21,582 steps, 16.6 kilometers walked, 3,982 calories burned.

Today’s LTG archive find was a post from March 2009 where I provided my insights regarding Korean women. At the time, I found them to be the most attractive women in Asia. Since then, my heart has warmed to the Filipina look and attitude. Your mileage may vary.

Today’s YouTube video is from that sweet Smart Girl Philippines, and she explains in her unique fashion why Filipinas reject feminism. Hard to argue with her logic. See for yourself:

Today’s Zen moment:

Depression Is Merely Anger Without Enthusiasm.

Humor me this:

And we’ll leave it at that for today.

Here dead we lie
Because we did not choose
To live and shame the land
From which we sprung.
Life, to be sure,
Is nothing much to lose,
But young men think it is,
And we were young.
–Alfred Edward Housman

And here’s what I remember about the Angeles City anniversary Hash yesterday. Sign-ups went as scheduled at the designated location. Our Hash fees included a Hash shirt.

We loaded into three Jeepneys and departed for the start of the Hash trail, a thirty-minute ride away. When we arrived, the Hare advised there were two trail options: Long (six kilometers with four hills) and short (four kilometers with two hills). And with that, we were off. It was a hot day, with little shade on the trail. Early on, we encountered a helicopter taking off. That was something different to see, but it was very loud. I guess they were practicing takeoffs and landings, because the chopper kept circling overhead. The noise got to be a bothersome distraction from the otherwise serene countryside. The hill climbs were short but very steep. But the coming down was insanely steep and slippery. There was no option for most of us than to take a seat on our ass and slide down. I didn’t like that one bit. Otherwise, the trail was well-marked and enjoyable. The Hash Circle was held under a highway overpass. I hadn’t had the foresight to bring along my foldable chair, but the Hare kindly lent me one, which was much appreciated. It seemed like a very long wait for the Circle to begin, and once it did, it seemed to go on for an excruciatingly long and tedious time. My mind began to wander, and for some reason, I thought of my softball playing days. Looking back at those happy times, I wondered if I had truly appreciated that special period of my life. And a light went off in my head (however dim it was), and I realized I ought to be enjoying these Hash moments while I still have them. That perked me up a bit, and the circle became more enjoyable.

Swan made a video with highlights from the hike and the Hash Circle.

Once the Jeepneys dropped us off, I was hungry. My favorite Angeles restaurant is Tequila Reef, but it was on the other side of town. And then I spotted a trike sitting there waiting for a passenger, so Swan and I jumped aboard.

And then it was time to call it a night. My driver arrived on time for our 8 a.m. pick-up, and we arrived home safe and sound.

Sunday’s report card: 14,176 steps, 10.9 kilometers walked, 3515 calories burned. (I did look it up, and “the number you see on your Fitbit device is your total calories burned for the day.”

In January 2009, I posted about the fourth-year anniversary of my arrival in Korea. The transition from my American life was pretty much complete and there was no going back.

In today’s YouTube video, Reekay poses the question of whether expat life is paradise or purgatory. My response would be “both.” I mean, I call my life here in the PI “paradise,” but sometimes it feels like a stop along the way to somewhere else. I’m hoping it’s that do-over life I’ve been dreaming of. I’ll get it right next time, promise!

Time for a smile or three:

Another day, another Hash. It’s a Vienna Sausage trail today, so I’ll need to find a workaround. I’ll let you know how that goes tomorrow.

Well, by my low standards, yesterday’s 10K group hike was practically a marathon. And did I mention it was hot? I had suggested two options for the group: a hike up Kalaklan or a flat valley walk. When two Jeepneys passed by completely full, I changed my vote to the valley, and off we went. En route, I opted to forego the typical circumnavigation of the valley and instead took a seldom-used trail that led to a Govic Highway rendezvous. It was a nice hike, but wound up being longer than I remembered. Oh well, it is all part of the adventure.

The other “big” event in my day was attending the SOB dance competition at Wet Spot. A couple of good performances, with Wet Spot taking home top honors. It was good to see Daddy Dave in attendance again.

As usual, I drank my money’s worth (750 entrance fee, free drinks from 6-8 p.m.) and I’d had my fill by the end of the show. A trike ride home, some dessert, and then off to bed.

Friday’s report card: 22,055 steps. 16.96 kilometers. 3937 calories burned.

A couple of memes I saw took me back to those crazy times in the 1970s:

Of course, we are still living in crazy times, I just don’t have any drugs to ease the pain these days.

Welp, I made it to January 2009 in the LTG archives, and it seems I’m posting with more regularity. The posts are taking on that “day in life” quality that I rely on now. Here’s a blissful recounting of my ignorance one day.

A sad memory from nine years ago–the passing of one of the most unique individuals I’ve encountered in this life, and I was blessed to call a friend, Bridget Werner.

I was surprised to come across a YouTube video featuring someone I actually know–Matt, the owner of the Mope Resort in San Narciso, where I frequently stay. Last year, he was involved in a motorcycle accident that resulted in the loss of a leg. We had a chance to sit and chat during a recent visit to Mope. I was so impressed with his positive outlook and attitude. An avid surfer (that’s why he opened his beach resort), he was looking forward to getting his artificial limb and riding the waves again. Indeed, you can’t keep a good man down. We’ll be back to see you soon, Matt!

Today’s Zen moment:

I Feel Like I’m Diagonally Parked In A Parallel Universe.

And the humor:

And with that, I’m done. Time to finish preparing for my weekend in Angeles City. I’ll be participating in some events associated with the AC Hash anniversary, including tomorrow’s trail. I will head back to Barretto on Monday morning, and hopefully, I will arrive in time for our Hash trail. I’ll make sure to update you tomorrow.

Nothing changes much with me, for better or worse. Since I ain’t complaining, I’ll just take each day as it comes, filling up those hours, however comfortably and well. For example, this was my yesterday:

Kicked things off with the Wednesday Walkers group hike, a pleasant 6K jaunt through the hills above Barretto. We finished up at The Rite Spot for some food and cold beverages.

Swan wanted a “me night” to visit some friends, so I had Barretto to myself. I kicked things off at Annex Bar and saw a couple of folks I know there to chat with for a bit. Then I did the Cheap Charlies thing, and to prove that I’m not a cheap Charlie despite my refusal to buy overpriced lady drinks, I ordered some food for the girls and wings for me.

I went to the Green Room after sundown, then finished my evening at Wet Spot.

Things can always be worse, as this post from October 2008 reminded me. My first overnight stay in a hospital since my birth was a decidedly unpleasant experience. You can read all about it here.

As I review my Facebook memories daily, I can’t help but notice the Groundhog Day quality of my life.

Coincidentally, I came across this YouTube video that says Korea is the saddest nation in the world. I had my moments of depression when I lived there, but that was on me, not the country. If things had gone according to plan, I’d still be living there half the time.

Time for a moment of Zen:

42.7% Of All Statistics Are Made Up On The Spot.

And the humor:

And that’s all I’ve got for yesterday.

…to post about the nothingness of yesterday before getting on with today’s meaninglessness. Don’t worry, I’ll make it as short and painless as possible. Promise!

Grocery shopping in the morning went without incident. I decided to walk the highway home, and I survived. Here are some photos of what I saw along the way:

Tuesday afternoon is our Baloy Beach time.

So, the highlights of the Baloy excursion were chatting with Kokomo’s owner, Steve, and later, Treasure Island’s owner, Bret. Bret shared photos of the work taking place at Sloppy Joe’s, and I’m looking forward to visiting when it reopens.

That brings you up-to-date on my so-called life.

I don’t know what was going on with me in the summer of 2008. I had two one-line posts in July, one photo posted in August, and only one post in September, aptly titled “This post’s for you!” I wrote that one from Washington, DC, where I was attending work-related meetings. I mention having just returned from a twelve-day trip in the Philippines, where I had been sick half the time (that used to happen to me a lot as a tourist, I think I eventually learned not to brush my teeth with the tap water). So, I promised to post more regularly, but nothing else was posted in October. Reading the comments from my disappointed (former readers) was both sad and amusing. But this one is worthy of quoting in full here:

or not check back would seem to be the appropriate choice, I’m thinkin at this point….!?!

u would appear, at bottom, to be just another narcissistic dude with a fairly serious drinking problem, seems pretty sure. to actually suggest that ur too busy to check in for an occasional post is both ridiculous and absurd – surely you’ve set aside spare time daily to find a bottle or five to suck on, good money bet on that. makes one wonder what your whole purpose was with this blog thing…..? and just maybe is a clue to your ability to finish or otherwise stick to things you’ve started in life…… and before you knee-jerk some response, you should maybe just check six and think about it…… most of your stuff is just innane foolishness anyway…… an idle curiosity at best.

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I wonder what he would say now that I blog every day? Somehow, methinks he still wouldn’t appreciate it.

In today’s YouTube video, Reekay expounds on what it takes to have a great expat experience. I certainly wouldn’t want to try living on $1200 a month here, but I’d probably be okay with $2500. I’m blessed to bring home twice that much, so I live large and try to share the blessings with those less fortunate around me.

Today’s moment of Zen:

 I Just Got Lost In Thought. It Wasn’t Familiar Territory.

And humor me these:

And so it went.

And feelin’ groovy. I guess that term is far out these days, but it is still out of sight to recall all those cool things we said back in the glory days. Here’s how the day went in my golden years:

It being Sunday, we kicked off the morning with our regularly scheduled Candy Walk. Mostly the same old, same old, so I ain’t gonna bore you with photos of things you’ve seen before. One difference yesterday was that next door neighbors, Martin and Joss, joined us and seemed to enjoy the experience. They are devoted walkers, so I felt ashamed to finish the walk where we usually do at the 5K mark. Instead, we continued on all the way back to Alta Vista.

This week I videoed Section 10 of the walk. Five minutes of sweetness for you to enjoy.

Next on the Sunday agenda is the Hideaway feeding.

Then I moved onto the beach.

As usual, I connected to the Bluetooth music box and enjoyed songs from one of my Spotify playlists. Until the battery on the box gave out, and no one could find the charger cord. I didn’t get pissed or anything, but it seemed like none of the staff gave a shit, they were too busy playing cards. We decided to forego the sunset and left early for some dinner at John’s place.

I was feeling in a Mexican mood, so I ordered the enchiladas.

We were enjoying our visit to Red Bar and the friendly service so much that we elected not to move on to a different nightcap venue. And then the power went out for some reason. We were sitting in the outside area so it didn’t really matter, except for losing the breeze from the fans. We finished our drinks, paid the tab, and headed for home.

It’s good to be alive.

For some reason, I wasn’t feeling so upbeat on the last day of May in 2008. It may have been that three years of the Itaewon lifestyle were getting to me. I don’t mention it in that post, but I expect I may have been having some love life issues as well. Of course, the worst was yet to come!

Today’s YouTube vlogger tackles the question of why we call ourselves “expats” instead of immigrants. I think the answer is pretty straightforward: if we are not here seeking a path to citizenship, we are just expatriates living life away from our homeland. I would never relinquish my American birthright, even though I have no intention ever to return there to live.

Today’s moment of Zen:

A Day Without Sunshine is Like, Night.

Damn, two lame ones in a row. Why am I doing this? (Don’t blame me for the grammatical errors in these, I stole them from somewhere and I’m just quoting what I found.)

Maybe bad Zen jokes will make these seem funnier:

Alright, I’m done. Hash Monday has arrived, and I have no clue what today’s trail will bring. Given that we are starting at the far end of Barretto and finishing on Baloy Beach, I’m expecting a climb to the ridgeline is in my near future. We’ll see how I feel about it when I get there.

Well, technically, it wasn’t a park; it was the JJB Aquafarm Resort. But it had a park-like vibe about it. I don’t recall ever spending the day at a place like this, so it had the advantage of being something different. Hell, I even did some swimming in the pool, something I hadn’t done in many years. My back floating needs a little practice, but the sidestroke still works. And I didn’t drown, so there’s that.

We rode with neighbor Martin and departed a little after eight a.m. It made for a LONG day. We had our own covered area to enjoy the ambiance of the facilities. As the day progressed, the resort filled up with Filipinos having family gatherings. Our group had the only foreigners around, and I noticed some of the other guests staring in surprise at our presence, but not in an unfriendly way. We were there at the invitation of my other neighbors, Jeff and Davina, as they celebrated their son’s birthday. It was an all-day event, and when my normal naptime rolled around, I was feeling the need. Of course, that wasn’t an option, so I toughed it out until we finally departed at four p.m. I didn’t open my first beer until eleven and paced myself to ensure I wouldn’t overindulge. It was good hanging out with friends in a different environment, although once in a while is plenty for me.

We got home just before five p.m. and I was feeling bushed. I decided it was too late for a nap and too early for bed, so I headed up to The Rite Spot to chill for a while.

Back downstairs, I fired up the TV and tried to watch some Netflix, but realized my diminished attention span is exacerbated by fatigue. So, I gave up, played around on the laptop some, then said, “fuck it” and went to bed.

But I woke up alive, so there’s that. Oh, and here’s a video that Swan took of me crossing that log bridge on Friday. Seventeen seconds of me defying death!

When I read some of the insanity my lefty friends post on Facebook, all I can do is shake my head and say, WTF? And now I need to get my autocorrect to spell it out:

I liked this too:

As my trek through the LTG archives reminds me, May 2008 had me in stitches. Yep, another blackout incident, another fall to the floor, and a cut on the head. But this time, I also somehow sliced the skin from my pinky finger. Looking back, these incidents were preceded by my standing up, coughing, and then passing out. Although they both occurred in bars, overindulgence wasn’t the cause (happened early evening in the days when I was an all-nighter) so I expect these were the early signs of the damage my smoking was doing to my lungs (I was a a two pack a day guy back then). Yeah, I’m lucky to be alive, thank god for those Irish genes. Anyway, here’s the post about the incident, and here’s the one about visiting the doctor the following day, and finally, the post about my skin graft surgery.

Today’s YouTube video is from an Angeles City vlogger’s visit to Barretto. No substance, just some scenes from around my little town. Well, he did get hit by a car on the National Highway, but that goes with the territory.

Starting today, before the humor, we will pause for a moment of Zen. Today’s entry:

Save The Whales. Collect The Whole Set.

(Sorry about that. Another one of my old posts had fifty of these. Some are better than others, but you’ve been warned.)

And that’s the story of how it all went down yesterday. Now it is time to get on with today’s edition of this life I’m living.

A quick post this morning before we roll out of town with the neighbors for a birthday gathering at a resort in Castillejos I’ve never been to before. Sounds almost adventurous, don’t it? I guess I’m fixin’ to find out!

Another good Friday in the life yesterday, starting with a group hike to the Subic Hills area. I suggested we venture out that way, mostly because it had been a long time since my last visit, and I knew it would feel almost new again. Familiar enough where we didn’t get lost, but we all enjoyed being on ground we hadn’t trod in a while. Our journey coincidentally ended in Castillejos, and it will be interesting to see if today’s destination is near where we were.

Here is a video of the others crossing.

When beer o’clock rolled around, we began our journey at the seldom-visited dart venue, Alley Hideout. Got to chat with some of my old darting pals before the Friday tourney began. Then we crossed the highway and enjoyed beverages and beach views at the Outback Resort.

Some shots of Barretto Beach:

Next up was dinner at Mango’s.

We had our usual grilled pork chops platter. Sorry, I was a little late with the camera.

We did our nightcap at Cloud 69. We were the only customers, but we enjoyed the laid-back vibe and good music.

That’s why I tip the Alaska dancers when I visit, they are always up on stage and at least making an effort to appear to be dancing. These gals didn’t earn anything from me this time.

Anyway, that’s how another day in the life came to an end. Now to get on with this day. But before I go:

This cryptic post from May 2008 entitled “Disconnected” made me wonder what the hell was going on in my life back then. It also got me thinking about how disconnected my current life seems to be. And then, as now, if friends and family choose to turn their backs and walk away, so be it.

In an odd twist, these Facebook memories serve to show that anything worth doing is worth doing again.

For today’s YouTube video, we check in with Reekay as he discusses the phenomenon of mothers without children, which is so prevalent in the Philippines. I probably missed out on some good women because I didn’t want to raise someone else’s kids. Childless Swan proved to be worth waiting for.

Humor time:

Okay, time for me to roll on outta here.

I asked Swan if she wanted to do a hike yesterday. She responded affirmatively, so I asked, where do you want to go? “Kalaklan Ridge. I miss those views.” Damn, so I plotted which way to the top. The easiest was a Jeepney ride out of town and going up to the ridge from Lower Kalaklan. But then I changed my mind and decided to go up from Abra Street in Barretto: a little harder climb, but a shorter walk to the viewpoint from there. And we were off.

Take a minute and look around, I’ll wait.

Our Thursday on the town began with some liquid refreshment at BarCelona.

We moved on to dinner at Sit-n-Bull next and ran into our neighbors, Martin and Joss, so we all dined together. We’ll join them, along with my other neighbors, for an outing to a resort in Castillejos tomorrow.

We finished our evening at The Green Room, and I was pleased to see Daddy Dave back in town. I told him he must be the luckiest SOB around. He agreed and said, also, the unluckiest. Welp, I hope I’m going as strong as he is in my 80s.

In other news, I am again wearing a Fitbit after a more than two-week hiatus. As usual, Lazada keeps things challenging. I got a refund for the false delivery (microphones instead of the smartwatch I ordered), so I ordered a Fitbit from a different supplier. It never got delivered, and Lazada emailed saying the order was cancelled. I then ordered another Fitbit through a third supplier. Yesterday, it arrived.

In April 2008, I wrote about my first-ever visit to the Philippines the month before. Yeah, I was very sporadic with my posts back then, none of this everyday bullshit my readers have to endure these days. Sadly, almost none of the photos I posted survived the transition to my current server/domain. Well, nothing I can do about that. At least, not that I know of.

Today’s YouTube video from Smart Girl Philippines tells about the nine types of men she will not sleep with. Alas, I didn’t make the cut. Watch and see if you are her type.

And here we go again:

There you have it, another day, another post. I guess this is my penance (or your punishment) for all those times I’d go days or weeks without posting back in my glory days.

And I can, so I did!

A nice outing with the Wednesday Walkers, although there was a misunderstanding along the way. I understood the group was going to do the Black Rock climb, and I agreed to join in. The rest of the group thought I was going to do my usual walk around and meet them at the bottom. So, when Swan and I reached the top of Black Rock, no one was there. It turns out the others decided not to do the climb and took an alternative trail. Since they thought I wasn’t coming, they didn’t bother to let me know. Anyway, it all worked out. Once we got back down, the rest of the group was waiting there for us.

Here’s a one-minute video clip of the view from on high.

Swan wanted to spend the evening with some friends, so I was on my own with only Zero to keep me company. Well, I was surrounded by bar girls, but these days I am always on my best behavior.

I bought the It Doesn’t Matter crew some chicken fingers to share, and handed out cookies and lollipops for dessert. The only lady drink was for my server. Next stop was Alaska Club to expend my “buy one, get one” coupon. I bought an order of Shanghai Lumpia from Sit-n-Bull to go with the cookies and suckers. As usual, the dancers (eight of them last night) got a 50 peso tip from the “big spending” expat. It ain’t much, but every little bit helps and seems to be appreciated.

I decided to make the seldom-visited Whiskey Girl the final stop of my night on the town. The primary motivation was another SOB coupon: “buy a lady drink, get TWO local drinks.” My waitress friend Kim was to be the recipient of the lady drink, but she returned and told me the bartender said it had to be a double lady drink. Bullshit, it doesn’t say that on the coupon. So, I called the manager over, showed him the coupon, and he agreed that a double was not required. An angry outburst was avoided, Kim got her SINGLE lady drink (although I did buy her another before leaving), and I received my two free beers. I messaged Swan to let her know where I was and told her to stop in on her way home if she wanted. She did, and my lonely night ended on a happy note.

Having a “me night” now and then is okay. It reminds me of the emptiness of my previous single life and thus makes me appreciate what I have now all the more. Good motivation to not fuck things up again as I near the end stage of my life. It’s kind of sweet having all the bar girls asking what happened to Swan. I guess that’s confirmation that I am truly out of the game.

Okay, Brian, this one is for you:

At least we are done with lyin’ Biden.

In March 2008, I wrote a post in honor of my son’s 30th birthday. I offered the fatherly advice to not be like me and learn from my mistakes. He has ghosted me now, so maybe that works best for him. It hurts, but people do what they will.

From Facebook memories:

And I was still posting bad jokes on Facebook, like this one:

A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary.

That night the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same sexy negligee she had worn on their wedding night.

She looked at her husband and said, “Honey, do you remember this?”

He looked up at her and said, “Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married.”

She said, “That’s right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?”

He nodded and said, “Yes dear, I still remember.”

“Well, what was it?” she asked.

He responded, “As I remember, I said, ‘Oh baby, I’m going to suck the life out of those big boobs and screw your brains out.’ “

She giggled and said, “Yes honey, that’s exactly what you said. So, now it’s 50 years later, and I’m in the same negligee I wore that night. What do you have to say tonight?”

Again he looked up at her, and he replied, “Mission accomplished.”

Today’s YouTube video is an update on the insane vlogger Vitaly. Apparently, he is not doing well in a Filipino jail. That’s not surprising. But his jailers are not allowing outside food to be delivered to him, which is probably the only way I’d be able to survive confinement in that hellhole. It seems there is so much hatred for him that the jail fears the food donated for him might be poisoned. He’s fucked, that’s for sure.

Humor time:

And that’s it for that, this time. Thanks for coming by.

Shopping day started at the YBC supermarket in Olongapo City.

Got the rest of the weekly goods at Royal, then headed home without a flat tire this week.

When it was time to head for the beach, there was an ominous rumbling coming from the sky. That did not deter us from our quest.

The power went out for a while, but that’s no big deal on an open-air floating bar. Well, except for the lack of music. I felt sorry for the girls and the dearth of big spenders who could fulfill their drink commission dreams. Lady drinks are 200 pesos each, which is the top of my limit. There were five gals working, so I called one over and asked her which she preferred, a lady drink (80 peso commission) or a 100 peso tip. She didn’t hesitate to respond, “The tip, please!” The only one wanting the drink was the bartender. So, I spent 600 instead of the 1000 I was prepared to sacrifice. Everybody’s a winner!

Next stop, Treasure Island.

Then we rolled on home and called it a night. Not quite as boring as this post makes it seem, but that’s my way of living these days.

Meanwhile, back in the USA, things are getting a little insurrectiony:

Glad I’m safe in the Philippines! Then again, I don’t violate the immigration laws here.

Today’s journey through the February 2008 LTG archives brought me to a post I know I’ve linked to several times over the years, a tribute to my friend and soulmate, Linda Ketner. Truly one of the most amazing people I’ve had the pleasure to encounter in The Story of My Life. (The comment from “John Henry” was my mother’s. She used to call me that.)

Yesterday’s old joke was a big hit, so here’s another one from twelve years ago:

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome and didn’t really want to overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn’t say a word.

She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me.” I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.”

The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car!

Still funny after all these years. No matter how many times you’ve heard it before. Right?

Today’s YouTube video reminds us of that old saw, “No money, no honey.” It’s not wise to be broke anywhere, but being poor as an expat in a poor country is not a wise choice. I’ve been blessed, and I share those blessings where and when I can, but there are limits to my generosity and early in my life here I learned that people will see you as a sucker until you learn to say no.

You know what comes next:

Okay, my duty here is done for today. If you want something of substance, head on over to The Big Hominid and read his review of the Dylan biopic, “A Complete Unknown.” I have always been a fan of Dylan, but I also enjoyed the music of his one-time girlfriend, Joan Baez. In his review, Kevin mentions a song that Baez wrote about her relationship with Dylan. I believe it is one of my favorites, “Diamonds and Rust.”

Well I'll be damned
Here comes your ghost again
But that's not unusual
It's just that the moon is full
And you happened to call
And here I sit
Hand on the telephone
Hearing a voice I'd known
A couple of light years ago
Heading straight for a fall

As I remember your eyes
Were bluer than robin's eggs
My poetry was lousy you said
Where are you calling from?
A booth in the midwest
Ten years ago
I bought you some cufflinks
You brought me something
We both know what memories can bring
They bring diamonds and rust

Well you burst on the scene
Already a legend
The unwashed phenomenon
The original vagabond
You strayed into my arms
And there you stayed
Temporarily lost at sea
The Madonna was yours for free
Yes the girl on the half-shell
Would keep you unharmed

Now I see you standing
With brown leaves falling around
And snow in your hair
Now you're smiling out the window
Of that crummy hotel
Over Washington Square
Our breath comes out white clouds
Mingles and hangs in the air
Speaking strictly for me
We both could have died then and there

Now you're telling me
You're not nostalgic
Then give me another word for it
You who are so good with words
And at keeping things vague
Because I need some of that vagueness now
It's all come back too clearly
Yes I loved you dearly
And if you're offering me diamonds and rust
I've already paid

I kicked off my eighth year in the Philippines with a night out on my own, just like my first night as a resident back in 2018. Of course, I do have a girlfriend these days, but she was spending election eve with family. I missed her but also embraced the rare opportunity for some “me time.” I enjoyed revisiting the old perspectives, if only to reinforce the reality that I am much happier in my current circumstances. Granted, I’m still a man and sometimes my mind wanders to those days when variety was the spice of life, but then I remember how empty and meaningless those “relationships” truly were. So, despite my past history I don’t believe I’m in any danger of fucking up the good thing I have found.

As I began my bar journey, I was a little surprised at just how many bars were closed. Some are never open on Sunday, and others shut down to avoid any conflicts with the law that prohibits Filipinos from consuming alcohol during the 48-hour election window. I intended to see the old crew at the Snack Bar to kick things off, but they were closed. I made my way up the highway to It Doesn’t Matter, but they weren’t serving in the outdoor area I prefer. So, I went to one of the bars I used to visit regularly, Cheap Charlies.

Upon arrival, Aida, the long-time bartender at CC, warmly greeted me. She’s the only one of my old regulars still working there. We chatted for a bit, and of course, I sensed the expectation that I would buy her a drink. I have no problem with that, except as I learned on my previous visit, Cheap Charlies raised the lady drink price to 250 pesos, which exceeds the max of 200 that I’m willing to pay. As I explained to her, it is not about the money as much as it is about feeling like I’m being scammed. A single lady drink is 180 pesos or less in almost all other bars. I have no qualms with buying two at that price, but I won’t buy one if it is more than 200. That’s just me, and Aida said she understood.

A couple of beers in, my resolve began to weaken. It was Mother’s Day, and I assumed the gals working were likely mothers. There were only four there, so what’s a thousand pesos to spread some joy? I called Aida over and asked her what the girls preferred, a lady drink or some food? She consulted with her co-workers and came back with a menu. I told them to order what they wanted, which came to 930 pesos. I tipped the Foodies waitress the change. So, I got in a Sunday feeding after all, and I was happier buying dinner than overpriced lady drinks. Win, win!

I didn’t partake in the eating, but enjoyed sipping my beer and taking in the view.

Before heading home, I crossed the highway and stopped in at the Green Room (that yellow building in the photo above). I did the usual lady drinks and watched some pool while waiting for my takeout order from Sit-n-Bull to arrive (pulled pork and cole slaw). Swan still wasn’t home when I arrived, so I ate my food and went to bed without her.

We did the usual Candy Walk in the morning, but I won’t bore you with the details of that weekly story again.

Here’s a video clip of Section 9 of our walk:

I woke up this morning, looked out the window, and this is what I saw:

Here’s a closer look:

And before I finished my coffee, it looked like this:

The zoom view:

I’ll settle for fifteen more healthy years of this life in the Philippines.

Speaking of which, this post of mine from January 2008 might explain why I’m such an energetic old man. Spoiler alert: it’s something in the beer!

Facebook memories brought back the poem “Somebody’s Mother” I posted thirteen years ago:

 The woman was old and ragged and gray
        And bent with the chill of the Winter's day.
        
The street was wet with a recent snow
        And the woman's feet were aged and slow.
       
 She stood at the crossing and waited long,
        Alone, uncared for, amid the throng
        
Of human beings who passed her by
        Nor heeded the glance of her anxious eyes.
        
Down the street, with laughter and shout,
        Glad in the freedom of "school let out,"
       
Came the boys like a flock of sheep,
        Hailing the snow piled white and deep.
        
Past the woman so old and gray
        Hastened the children on their way.
        
Nor offered a helping hand to her -
        So meek, so timid, afraid to stir
        
Lest the carriage wheels or the horses' feet
        Should crowd her down in the slippery street.
        
At last came one of the merry troop,
        The gayest laddie of all the group;
        
He paused beside her and whispered low,
        "I'll help you cross, if you wish to go."
        
Her aged hand on his strong young arm
        She placed, and so, without hurt or harm,
        
He guided the trembling feet along,
        Proud that his own were firm and strong.
        
Then back again to his friends he went,
        His young heart happy and well content.
        
"She's somebody's mother, boys, you know,
        For all she's aged and poor and slow,
        
"And I hope some fellow will lend a hand
        To help my mother, you understand,
        
"If ever she's poor and old and gray,
        When her own dear boy is far away."
        
And "somebody's mother" bowed low her head
        In her home that night, and the prayer she said
        
Was "God be kind to the noble boy,
        Who is somebody's son, and pride and joy!"

  - Mary Dow Brine (1816-1913)

We’ll lighten things up a bit with today’s YouTube video from Mikey Bustos. It’s been a while since I’ve posted one of his parodies.

Now that we are in the mood, here’s some more:

Hash Monday is upon me. Leech My Nuggets is the Hare, which translates to “I’ll be shortcutting again.” Hey, it’s what I do, and I’m good at it!

As Fridays go, yesterday was a good one. It began with a hike and ended with an SOB. Well, the hike had a bit of bitchy hiccup, but it all worked out to be just part of the adventure.

With only six participants, Mike offered to drive the group so we could explore some seldom-visited territory. He mentioned wanting to do the Praeda river walk out near Castillejos, so the Barretto participants rode a Jeepney to Philseco Road and met Mike there. We loaded up in his car and off we went. Somehow, we missed the turnoff, so I suggested we continue on to the Govic Highway and find a trail I had done with the group a few years ago. I did a Govic hike a couple of weeks back, and saw the turnoff, but after that, I wasn’t quite sure where to go. We’ve really been missing having Scott as our tour guide, as he has infinite knowledge of rarely traversed trails. Ed was along with us and had done the hike I suggested, so between us and some lucky guesses, we found our way to the trailhead.

As we progressed along the path, our vague memories were challenged when we came to intersecting trails. Our instincts proved correct for the most part, except for missing the turn to our intended destination, Pamatawan Falls. After four kilometers and a 174-meter climb, we turned around and headed back from whence we came. On the way down, Ed spotted the trail to the falls, but I was too bushed to make that journey. Swan and I continued on to where we started, and the rest of the group enjoyed some time at the falls. We got back to Mike’s car and waited for the others to return. Thirty minutes later, Rob and Chris showed up without Ed and Mike. It seems that after taking a swim, the group walked most of the way to the car before Mike realized he had left his glasses at the falls. So, he and Ed went back to find them.

It was already approaching 1 p.m., and Rob had a dart league match to attend at two, or his team would forfeit without him. What to do? They said it would take over an hour for Mike to make the trip to the falls and back, and we were 5K away from the highway. So, Rob flagged down some locals passing by in their three-wheeled vehicle (like a trike, but with an open storage container instead of seats). They stopped, but couldn’t understand what Rob was asking. Swan translated, and the locals (a man, a woman, and their child) agreed to take Rob to the highway. Rather than spend an hour-plus hanging around, Swan and I crowded into the basket and came along for the ride. Once we reached the highway, I gave the kind strangers 500 pesos for their willingness to help out strangers in need. We got lucky, because right after we got dropped off, a bus came by and we were able to ride back to Barretto in air-conditioned comfort for 50 pesos each.

Here is the video Swan made from our adventure:

It was after 2 p.m. when we got back home. I dashed off a post here, showered up, and saw I needed to hurry to the SOB dance competition.

This week, the SOB was at the Alaska Club. Out front is the now-closed Sloppy Joe’s.

The SOB went like it always does, which is why I only attend once or twice a month. Daddy Dave, the SOB founder and master of ceremonies, was once again not in attendance. I was saddened to learn that after recovering from his recent illnesses, he was involved in a horrific car accident when his driver fell asleep on the expressway. He’s lucky to be alive, but is expected to recover.

And that’s as far as we took our Friday night on the town.

And this one is for commenter Cherry:

I’ve been married four times. I fathered two kids with my first wife, and five others came along with the other wives. I did my best to love my step-children just like my own, but I was not much better at being a father than I was as a husband. Back in December 2007, I wrote a post in tribute to my second wife’s daughter, Avery—another episode in The Story of My Life.

And I also posted this memory on Facebook seven years ago:

Walking home from work today I remembered something from 35 years ago. I was still living in Arizona, but I had sent my daughter and son to stay with my mom in Oklahoma while I recovered from my first divorce and a subsequent heartbreak. I had gone out there for a visit and when the time came for me to leave, my seven year old daughter said to me “Daddy, I know all about goodbye. It is spelled S-A-D”. And she was right.

Today’s YouTube video from Reekay shares the story of guy who is screwing up his FIFTH marriage over a misunderstanding. It’s good to know that, as bad as I’ve been throughout my lifetime, I’m better than the loser Reekay tells about. I’d never heard of white blood either, but I wouldn’t have jumped to this guy’s conclusion.

And some jokes before I go:

And there you have it. A busy evening ahead, so I’d best get after it. Back with more of this drivel tomorrow.

My life isn’t all about beer; there’s also daily hiking. Yesterday’s adventure with Swan took us to the far side of Subic town for our Philseco Road loop.

The Jeepney ride out to Philseco was a tad on the unusual side.

And then a couple of passengers boarded near the Subic marketplace. One of them was an older woman who sat down across from me, then started saying how much she loved and wanted me. Yeah, obviously mentally ill. I just ignored her until we got to our stop. Swan thought it was funny.

So, we decided to pay a visit to Sloppy Joe’s to begin our evening out. There was a large gathering in remembrance of Sloppy’s founder, Joakim. The bar has a new owner, and last night was the last in its present iteration. It will undergo massive renovation and is scheduled to reopen in three weeks. Will be interested in seeing the changes.

Next stop, Sit-n-Bull for dinner.

We did our nightcap at the Green Room and had our usual good time quenching our Thursday thirst. Home on schedule, and early to bed again. Still, I’m having a lot of fun for an old guy.

Back when I was a relatively young man (52), I was living the life in Korea. Beer, darts, and hanging out with friends. This post, A night on the town, from December 2007, captures the glory of those days nicely. I mention a guy named Brian, and I wonder if it is my regular commenter by that name. I know we met in Itaewon, but I can’t remember when. Glad to include this in The Story of My Life.

Facebook memories from this day in history:

Seven years ago, I was busy wrapping things up in Korea:

And as long as we are dwelling on the past, here’s a YouTube video I linked on my blog seventeen years ago. Korean history ages well.

Funny or not, here they come:

And now I have to run. We got back later than normal from the group hike; I’ll tell you why tomorrow. I’m going to do the SOB at the Alaska Club today, so I need to hustle on down to secure a good seat.

If you spell the words “absolutely nothing” backwards, you get “Gnihton yletulosba”,
which ironically means absolutely nothing.

Well, there is more to today’s post than gnihton, but maybe not much. Let’s get started!

The big part of my day was joining in the fund-raising gathering at It Doesn’t Matter to help Martin with the medical expenses after his serious motorcycle accident in Mindoro. He has since been transferred to the hospital at Clark in Angeles City, one of the better facilities around. Hopefully, he will recover from the numerous surgeries he is undergoing and be released soon. He is facing a LONG road to recovery.

So, the event appeared to be a success, with many of Martin’s friends, fellow bikers, and Hashers in attendance. The bar sold tickets at 500 pesos for five beers, and half of that went to Martin. I wound up buying three ticket packs, and also dropped some money in his collection box. Every little bit helps.

The Eagles sang about taking it to the limit, and I might have taken a step or two beyond that yesterday. The 2 p.m. start time for the event was certainly a factor. And those fifteen beer tickets weren’t going to go to waste if I could help it. It was a good reminder that my normal three-hour drinking window is a wise choice in order to avoid the overindulgence that occurred at the gathering on Martin’s behalf.

Anyway, good times for a good cause. We left around 6:30, and on the way home, I grabbed a roast beef dip sandwich at Sit-n-Bull. And a slice of pecan pie. I retroactively declared it a dietary cheat day. Swan and I were both in bed before eight and awakened in the wee hours of morning after a full night’s sleep. That’s the price you pay for an early start. Lesson learned? Maybe, maybe not.

Back in November 2007, I wrote about my snail’s pace progress on my journey to learn the Korean language. Trying and failing are lessons, too. It was funny remembering the ability to read Korean words without any understanding of what they meant. Duh ee na stee, indeed!

Seven years ago, I was honored by the 8th Army at my farewell luncheon at Camp Humphreys in Pyeongtaek.

Today’s YouTube video shares the sad story of an American who has been in jail for three years now, based solely on the allegations of abuse by his Filipina ex. Scary to think how easily that could happen to any of us here. Then again, she offered to withdraw the charges for four million pesos, and he refused because that would appear to be an admission of guilt. Hmm, I’d pay to stay out of a Filipino jail because I know I’d die inside of one.

And now for today’s dose of “humor”:

And that’s yletulosba all I’ve got to say for today.

Here’s the story of the unexpected occurrences on Tuesday. Don’t get your expectations up; it is just a twisted version of the usual.

As a change of pace, I decided to walk home after grocery shopping. Once the goods were loaded, I paid my driver, said goodbye to Swan, and got ready to depart. And then I saw this:

Once I saw things were under control, I began my journey home.

As I’ve complained about the heat the past few weeks, I thought about the upcoming rainy season. Better to be wet with rain than wet with sweat, I told myself. Yesterday, I was thinking, maybe not so much.

But the fun wasn’t done. It being Tuesday and all meant a visit to Baloy Beach was in our future.

Swan and I both noticed that the music playlist yesterday was outstanding. A good mix of rock and roll classics really created a fun vibe.

But a final unusual twist to the day was that a friend of Swan’s stopped by to see her.

Marissa has totally ghosted me, so I have no idea what’s happening with her these days. Her sister seemed nice, though.

I had a chat with Bert, the owner of Treasure Island. He told me he had just purchased Sloppy Joe’s from the widow of the recently deceased owner, Joakim. I wondered what would happen to that bar, but this is good news. Bert said it will be closed for three weeks while undergoing a complete remodeling. Treasure Island is a much better place since he took over, so here’s hoping he can repeat that success with Sloppy Joe’s. Oh, I asked Bert if he was adding a kitchen, and he said a small one for simple foods. And one of those items will be a Sloppy Joe. Good one!

Not a bad day if I do say so myself. And since I’m writing the blog, I can say what I want!

Back to November 2007 in the archives journey. This post deals with my working life and the changes that were elevating my stress levels. Spoiler alert: I got through it.

Given that the photo above was the cover for today’s YouTube video, I’m taking its content with a grain of salt. Still, we are seeing closer military ties with the Philippines and taking steps that may deter Chinese aggression. Or preparing for the inevitable war. One of those.

And look who’s trying to be funny:

Beer o’clock is coming early today, as I will be attending the gathering to support medical fundraising for Martin (18-Kilo Ass) at It Doesn’t Matter starting at 2 p.m. Last I heard, Martin was still hospitalized in the Mindoro province. Hopefully, we can help get him back home soon.

This is one of those songs I enjoyed hearing again on the floating bar yesterday:

Talk about immortality! Chuck Berry was rockin’ a floating bar with a song from 1958. Even the young Filipinas were bobbing their heads to the beat.

By that, I mean just changing things up a tad. I hope that flies. But first, we stretched our legs with the Saturday Sweets Stroll.

I did a short (less than 5 minutes) video of one section of the stroll so you, too, could sample the sweetness we dispensed:

The title to this post might be somewhat misleading, but we didn’t do our usual venues, and that felt a bit like soaring to new heights. Different in the same way is perhaps a more accurate framing. Whatever you want to call it, we made our way to Baloy Beach to start our Saturday adventure.

I’ve been waiting to find a true beach bar to enjoy whilst I partake in my evening beverages. I’m still waiting.

Oh, and they didn’t have wine. The floating bars will be shutting down for the season soon, so I was scouting some possible alternatives. We won’t be back to the Drunken Sailor.

Keeping with our keeping it fresh modus operandi, we walked up the road to Harley’s for some grub.

When I asked Swan where we should go next, I was surprised when she suggested Whiskey Girl. I reminded her that they didn’t have wine the last time we visited, but she said we should go and see my waitress friend there anyway. So, we grabbed a trike outside Harley’s and headed for Whiskey Girl. We were the only customers there when we arrived. And they still didn’t have any wine. Swan went to the bar and taught the bartender how to make her a Mai Tai cocktail. Talk about going with the flow.

Kim got a lady drink, we had cookies and lollipops to share with the rest of the girls, and it was a pleasant enough visit. I suppose it will again be months before we return, but that’s what happens in a small town with fifty bars.

We then crossed the highway and did our nightcap at Queen Victoria. The joint was surprisingly hoppin’ when we arrived.

We had an enjoyable visit (with wine for Swan) and then headed home to give our “wings” a well-earned rest. You might say our Saturday flew by.

I saw this today and found it worthy of sharing:

From the LTG archives is a post from November 2007 that included the obituary I wrote for my boss, Walt Washington, after he succumbed to cancer. He’s the guy who took a chance and hired me to work for the Army in Korea. I wound up filling his position as Deputy Director, and a year later, was promoted to the 8th Army Director, Human Resources Management. Fate has a strange way of taking you places you never thought you’d go.

From Facebook memories, I became a smarter man twelve years ago.

Today’s YouTube video is also a long-ago memory. I came across a post on Facebook that the mall in my old hometown of Westminster, California, is being torn down. Wow, I remember when it was built. Malls are shutting down all over America these days, but here in the Philippines, they are still very popular places for the locals to go and hang out. Probably for the aircon and Wi-Fi, but still…

Let’s see if I can do better today:

And here we are, back to my Sunday normalcy. Coming up, the Hideaway feeding, then some beers on the Arizona floating bar, followed by dinner at John’s place. It never gets old.

Of course, we can’t get to Friday night until we’ve exhausted the daylight, so let’s start with how that went down. As you might have guessed, the morning was spent hiking.

We were hoping for a shady walk, and had a 50% success in finding one.

And when it was time to hit the town for some Friday evening excitement, this is how we rolled.

Staying with the theme of places we don’t go to much, we climbed the stairs up to BarCelona for our next stop.

Part of my motivation for the visit was to see my old friend Jenn who is working there again. Except she wasn’t last evening. And I guess the bar ran short of wine because Swan wasn’t happy when she was served a half-full (or was it half-empty?) glass. She was going to send it back and order something else, but I convinced her to keep what she had because we wouldn’t be staying long anyway.

And to give BarCelona its due, shortly before we left, the waitress advised that they had now restocked the wine. Good for them, but we were off to dinner. Next time!

So, we planned to visit Jewel Cafe for our meal, but when we arrived, they had a large group (more than twenty) at one table waiting to be served. I knew that was going to swamp the small kitchen staff, so we decided to eat elsewhere.

I was surprised when Swan suggested Mugshots. Another venue we almost never visit, but they do have a kitchen, wine, and beer, so why not?

We ordered the chicken wings and chicken tenders. Swan said the wings were the best she’d had, and she also liked how juicy the tenders were.

We moved on to a more familiar place for our nightcap: Wet Spot.

Our time out was up before the Aftermath started, so we triked back home and called it a night. Our day was more of the usual same-same, but with different seasonings.

In other news, there was a big accident on the expressway at Tarlac, with at least ten fatalities. I’ve passed through that toll booth where the wreck occurred (a bus with a sleeping driver plowed into a line of cars at full speed) many times. One more thing to think about the next time I pass this way.

And I came across this controversy involving Bill Belichick and his much younger wife. Made me smile because that age gap is the norm where I live. I know of one old fucker here who dated an eighteen-year-old, if you can imagine that!

So, as my journey through the LTG archives continues, I was shocked to discover that I didn’t post anything at all in September and October of 2007. What the hell happened? It turns out that I was every bit as clueless back then as I am today. And that ignorance led to my blog going offline for several weeks. I wrote about what happened in this post from November 2007. And no, I had no recollection of any of this before reading that post again today.

Facebook memories from this day in history:

Maybe I really have died, and the Philippines is my heaven (or hell).

Today’s YouTube video is an update on that vlogger Vitaly. He is so fucked.

Your daily dose of “humor”:

That’s all I’ve got for now.