Walking the nine

Back at it again yesterday, doing what it takes to keep life fun. The Wednesday Walkers convened with seven in attendance. Michael’s back and offered to drive the group for an out-of-town adventure. We decided to hike the seldom-traveled Naugsol-Tibag-Naugsol loop and set out to get there. I was a little nervous that the rainy season water levels might make the requisite river crossing difficult, but we made it across unscathed.

Offloaded in Naugsol and ready for adventure! L-R, Michael, Chris, Erik, Sheryl, Beth, and Swan.
Guys up front
Girls in the rear.
The day’s first water crossing.
And another wet feet opportunity.
A safe crossing of the Matain River.
Tibag here we come!
On the road to Tibag.
On the path out of Tibag.
A Swan in the grass.
The journey back to Naugsol starts here.
Cookie delivery.
Strolling on the river.
The other guys were ahead of us and missed the turn to the road leading back to the car. We had to wait a bit for them to make their way back and found this shady spot to do it.
A tad over nine kilometers there and back again.

A good hike warrants a good meal, and when we got home, Swan made me one.

The pork chops were awesome.

When it was time for a change of scenery, we saw it from BarCelona. Erik and Cielo met us there, and a bit later, neighbors Jeff and Davina came up to join us.

Looking out from BarCelona.
Looking into BarCelona.

When Jeff and Davina arrived, we grabbed a table on the roof.

Sharing in the fun times.
A view from the roof.
Looking up the highway towards Kalaklan Ridge.

Jeff had never been up on Kalaklan before, so I invited him to join us on a climb today. I’ll post about that adventure tomorrow.

I bought our shy waitresses a lady drink.
And then the sun did its thing.

We said goodnight to Jeff and Davina, and went downstairs for dinner at Sit-n-Bull. Erik and Cielo joined us there.

Where we was.
What I ate. That’s a Malibu chicken burger topped with ham and bacon.

We did our nightcap at Wet Spot.

The bored dancers.
At the backslappers’ table. It was great to see Daddy Dave (in the flag shirt) out and about again after his recent hospitalization.

I’m not sure what’s going to happen, but rumors are rife. The story is that Dave has sold his bars (Wet Spot and Green Room) and will be exiting the bar scene. I heard that the SOB will also be discontinued. Tomorrow’s show has been postponed, so we shall see what happens next. Dave has been a fixture here for twenty years. It will be sad to see him go, but nothing lasts forever.

I had a productive day.

I’m happy to be alive and doing the things I enjoy.

It’s interesting (to me) as I explore the LTG archives and read about things I had totally forgotten about. Like the time in October 2009, someone tried to recruit me to appear in a Korean television commercial. Damn, I coulda been a star!

Congratulations to Smart Girl Philippines on the occasion of her achieving 200,000 subscriptions. In her typical humorous fashion, she reveals some things about herself and how they led her to become a popular vlogger.

The end is near:

Man, when was the last time you’ve seen a pinball machine?
Sometimes I miss riding the subway.
As long as I can keep finding my way home, it will be okay.

We’ll leave it at that for today.

Royally

No, I didn’t get royally screwed, because I exercised discretion. I’m talking about my grocery shopping excursion to the Royal Duty Free supermarket, of course. What? You were expecting something exciting? Sorry to disappoint, but Tuesdays aren’t the day for excitement around here. Not that that will stop me from sharing the story of my boring day. Here goes:

My biggest issue with Royal is that the items I want are often out of stock, and when they are available, they are overpriced. Take cheese, for example.

Quality cheese slices from Kraft have newly arrived. I’m no cheap Charlie, but damn, even if I can afford it, I’m not paying almost a dollar per slice.
It’s nice to see my favorite shredded cheese on the shelf again, but at thirteen bucks a bag, that’s where it’s gonna stay.

And it wasn’t just the cheese.

What the duck? I don’t even eat that bird, but if I did, I’d have to be daffy to pay fifty dollars for one.

Well, I survived the drama and didn’t yield to the temptation to be gouged. When I got back home, I was feeling tired for some reason, but figured I could just walk it off with a neighborhood hike.

A new house is about to begin construction down the road from me. Alta Vista is a boomtown these days.

And then I heard a rumbling up in the sky that wasn’t thunder.

It’s one of those vertical take-off and landing (VTOL) aircraft. Not sure whose military it belongs to, but I’m glad it wasn’t China.
I found one on Google images with the engines moved into position for horizontal flight.
Walking didn’t cure my tiredness, so I cut things short and went home for a nap.

I’d recovered sufficiently by beer o’clock to make the trek into town for some bar socializing. We began our hop at Sloppy Joe’s, and things seem to be going well under the new ownership. The RSL (Returned Services League, the Aussie version of our VFW) invaded on their after-meeting barhop, so we gave up our space and moved next door to the Alaska Club. We had the usual pleasant visit there before moving on to Nipsey’s. I raved about this place during our previous visit, but those great vibes we enjoyed then were not evident last night. For one thing, they didn’t have red wine available for Swan. And the music being played wasn’t to my liking either. Needless to say, we didn’t stay long. A disappointing nightcap at Cloud 69 followed, so we gave up and caught a trike for home.

A bowl of vanilla ice cream with crumbled Orea cookie topping was a sweet ending to the day.

Yep, just one of those days where things weren’t bad but could have been better. But there’s always tomorrow, and today is already showing improvement. But that’s for another post.

Back in October 2009, I wrote a post about a week in my life. There was certainly more substance in those days when I had a job to attend to, but even then I was looking forward to the life to come in the Philippines (I was supposed to retire in 2010 and make the move, but fate had other plans for me and I didn’t get here until 2018.)

Here’s a scene from my Carolina life in 2012 with the Pointless Dart League in Columbia. Old dreams die hard.

Let’s check in with Reekay for today’s YouTube video. Reekay talks about the dangers associated with a bad end to a relationship, most of which I somehow managed to avoid during my dating life here. Now, the incidents that happen sometimes when you bring a girl to your hotel room were lessons I learned the hard way. More than once, I had girls helping themselves to things in my pocket when I wasn’t looking.

Maybe you’ll get a smile out of these:

The erection of humanity.
That’s not a good reflection on you!
If you make their ass hurt they’ll forget about the headache…

And on that note, I will mercifully end this post.

A dandy day

Welp, I’ve heard it said that candy is dandy but liquor is quicker, so why not enjoy both? A Candy Walk to start the day, and then some alcoholic beverages to wrap things up. Sound familiar?

Heading out on the hunt for kids. Damn, that sounds pervy, but you know what I mean.

You’ve seen it all before, so I didn’t bother taking many photos of the Candy Walk. This seven-minute video (feel free to speed it up) of Section 14 of the walk should suffice.

The usual 5K of sweetness.

Next on my Sunday agenda was the Hideaway feeding.

Come and get it!
In Joy.

Then it was my turn to eat, so I met up with Swan at John’s place.

I changed things up and went with the chicken enchiladas…
…and Swan stuck with her usual birria tacos.

I hadn’t done enchiladas at John’s for a long time, and one bite in, I remembered why. Damn, that’s spicy hot! I had about half, and even my icy cold Zero beer couldn’t extinguish the fire in my mouth. I shared some of my leftovers with Swan and waited to see her reaction…ouch! The tacos were good, though.

A visit to Red Bar and then a nightcap at Wet Spot. I shared my concerns with manager Bret about Friday’s low-quality SOB. He seemed to acknowledge that it may be time for some changes. We’ll see what happens.

As seen from this morning’s dog walk.

The power went out just before we did, and we heard the unmistakable sound of a transformer blowing. So, I figured it would be at least a couple of hours with no fans to escape the heat. Fuck that, let’s go into town and have breakfast. I enjoyed the irony of hopping into Swan’s electric cart during a brownout for the ride down to the highway (we don’t drive outside the subdivision for safety reasons).

The first customers of the day at Sparrow’s Cafe.

I’ve eaten at Sparrow’s once, shortly after they opened in the space that was formerly John Kim’s The Pub. Since Sparrow’s doesn’t serve alcohol, it is not a good fit for me as a dining option, but I don’t drink at breakfast, so we gave it a shot.

We enjoyed the view from our seats facing the highway.
The view I mentioned.
I drink one cup of instant coffee each morning at home. Today I treated myself to a brewed Americano.
I was craving French toast, but alas, it was not on the menu. So, I settled for pancakes.
Swan enjoyed her corned beef and rice.

We rarely dine out for breakfast, but Sparrow’s isn’t a bad option when we do. And the power was restored about thirty minutes after we returned home.

From the LTG archives, I began a series in October 2009 called “Yoja of the week.” (Yoja is Korean for woman). Here’s the first entry.

Here’s an update on the asshole vlogger Vitaly. He was granted bail for the criminal charges pending against him, but he is still being held as an “undesirable” by the Philippines’ immigration. So, he still ain’t getting out anytime soon. Being moved from the criminal prison to immigration jail is a slight upgrade in living conditions, but he is still fucked. Deservedly so.

Humor time:

An office manager had money problems and had to fire an employee, either Jack or Jill. He thought he’d fire the employee who came to work late.

The next morning, both employees came to work very early. So the manager thought he would fire the first one who took a coffee break. Unfortunately, neither employee took a coffee break.

Then the manager decided to see who took the longest lunch break. Strangely, neither Jack nor Jill took a lunch break that day. They both ate at their desk.

Then the manager thought he’d wait to see who would leave work earliest, but both employees stayed after closing.

Jill finally went to the coat rack and the manager went up to her and said, “Jill, I have a terrible problem. I don’t know whether to lay you or Jack off.”

Jill said, “Well, you’d better jack off, because I’m late for my bus.”

I’m calling HR!

Circumspection with precision!
Good thing I’m retired, they can’t fire me for bad humor now!

And now another Hash Monday has arrived.

And the skies are threatening.

I’ve seen a map of the trail, and it includes a Kalaklan climb. I’m not so inclined to do that during a thunderstorm, so I’m plotting a course for the second half of the trail. Wish me luck!

Quite the ruckus

I had the honor and privilege to participate in the Special Forces Association Ruck March.

The Ruck March is an annual event held to raise awareness about suicide and depression amongst our military veterans. There were over forty in attendance yesterday, including some familiar faces like Dr. Jo and her hubby Chris, along with several other Hashers.

The gathering crowd.
This vet recounted his sad story of service-related depression and suicidal ideation and how he was able to overcome them with the help of available resources.
SFA leader Sean gives guidance on the forthcoming hike.
The event was held at the APO Resort in San Isidro. I’d walked by here dozens of times, but I’d never been inside before.
And off we go! It was good to see Scott on trail again.
Through the fields we go…
…splashing all the way.
Easter Mountain from here.
Most of the hike was flat and on pavement.
A pleasant 5K walkabout followed by some beer and hot dogs.
The after-hike group shot.

It was a new twist to the usual Saturday stroll, and it was nice to assist in raising awareness on the struggles of some of our veterans.

There were more twists and tweaks to the usual as Saturday evening arrived.

We started out here.
Where I lost some hair.
Our next stop was Jewel Cafe for dinner.
Filet mignon for me…
…and baby back ribs for Swan.

The portions at Jewel are small, and prices are comparatively low ($11 for the steak, $6 for the ribs). Quality is high, and that’s the important thing. I’ll be back today to get food for the Hideaway feeding.

There’s a new bar in town: Jumpin’ Jacks. Well, it just reopened under new ownership on Friday. The old version catered to an elite crowd that doesn’t exist in Barretto (150 pesos for a beer is a no-go for most of us stingy expats), so it was no surprise that it closed in less than a year. We decided to pay a visit and see how we liked the new version.

The first thing we confirmed was that red wine was available. But when they wanted to charge 300 pesos a glass, I was ready to walk back out, but the manager offered us a discounted price, so we took our seats at the bar. Alas, they didn’t have San Mig Zero beer on offer, but I settled for a San Miguel Light instead. I told the bartender Zero was gaining in popularity, and she assured me they’d have some available the next time we visit. Swan and the manager had a lengthy discussion in Tagalog about wines, so I think they’ll be offering the low-cost Carlos Rossi (380 pesos a bottle at Royal) she likes when we return.

Hemingway would love this clean and well-lighted place.

We’ll definitely be adding Jumpin’ Jacks to our bar rotation. The staff is friendly and customer-oriented. What we liked best was the music, a great selection of classic rock songs played at a reasonable volume on a quality sound system. We stayed longer than we intended because we enjoyed chillin’ in the ambiance and groovin’ to the tunes. I got to feeling generous, and bought the bartender and four customer-less waitresses lady drinks. Hey, that’s how I roll sometimes, and it helped make a slow night better for them.

The unexpected rainstorm also contributed to our decision to delay our departure.

We waited for a break in the rain and then were on our way to another relatively new venue that we’d never previously visited, Candy Bar. It’s next door to The Annex, and as we approached, a large group from the Ruck March was hanging out there. Naturally, we got dragged inside to join them.

The Annex is an open-air bar, so there’s no sneaking by.

It was good hanging out with the crowd, Candy Bar can wait for another day.

The next stop on the Ruck March barhop was Hot Zone. We tagged along and made that our last call of the day.

Another seldom-visited bar for us. This is by far the best dancing girl joint in Barretto. They had a pole dancer show that was amazing to see.

Hold on to your hats, but it was AFTER nine p.m. when we rolled out of Hot Zone and headed home. Another twist in the routine!

It is October 2009 in my journey through the LTG archives, where I wrote this post responding to criticism of Itaewon. Itaewon was transitioning then, and once the Yongsan Army base moved down south, the changes accelerated.

Nine years ago, I was in the Philippines visiting Maria for her birthday.

Happy birthday to you! We’ve stayed in touch via Facebook over the years. At one time, she used to read and comment here at LTG.

Here’s a post I wrote about my first (and last) experience in Davao City, Rodrigo Duterte’s hometown.

We’ll check in with Reekay again for today’s YouTube video, where he discusses finding trustworthiness among women you date. I had some failures along the way, but I ultimately found my success. Oddly enough, I was friends with Swan through her charity work and knew she was trustworthy long before we became a couple.

Today’s effort to make you smile:

Well, better than getting kicked in the balls, I suppose.
Well, when you put it like that, it all makes sense.
There’s just no pleasing some people.

That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.

Sad to think that everyone is this video is likely dead now. Talk about twisted.

A worthless SOB

As days go, yesterday was nothing to write home about. So, I will blog about it instead. I had to take a pass on the Friday group hike because I had a follow-up appointment with the ophthalmologist. The bottom line (yep, I could read it) is that I now have 20/20 vision in both eyes. Sometimes, close up, like reading on my laptop, it gets a little blurry. The doc says the lenses in my eyes are for mid to long-range vision, but a pair of reading glasses should resolve that issue. So now I can see my way clear to a happy future, at least for as long as I might have left in this so-called life.

The only other thing I did yesterday was attend the SOB dance competition. Sorry to say, it has really gone to shit. These may be the final days for that long-running event. The big change since my previous attendance is that the Alaska Club has dropped out. Rumor has it that Alaska owner Jerry was pissed that only one of the other SOB bars participated in his recent 20th Anniversary celebration that included a dance competition. The SOB survived losing Hot Zone a couple of years ago, but Alaska has traditionally been one of the bars where the girls really worked on their performance, had fancy costumes, and put on an entertaining show. They will definitely be missed.

So, we are now down to five bars (there used to be eight) in the SOB lineup, and honestly, most of them don’t appear even to be trying. I’m not sure what the answer might be, but perhaps recruiting some new bars into the mix would help. We’ll see what happens, but this could be the end.

The Voodoo Bar team. I heard a rumor that Voodoo is going to be closing, so that would be one more nail in the SOB coffin.
The Green Room team was entertaining. The others, not so much.
The candle dancer with hot wax is always fun to watch. I’d never stick a lit candle in my mouth!

So, I drank my money’s worth of beer, spread some joy with cookies, lollipops, and lady drinks, then headed home at the end of the show. Will I be back? Que sera, sera.

By golly, I came upon the rare LTG post with substance during my stroll through the September 2009 archives. In it, I weighed in on the human trafficking controversy in a post called Juicy bars and prostitution.

The Filipina Pea is back with a new YouTube video during which she responds to questions submitted by her viewers. I could relate to the one about breastfeeding in public, something that is commonly seen here in the Philippines. Of course, I always politely turn my head, but it takes some getting used to. The Pea is always fun to watch as she shares her insights on issues with her unique Filipina perspectives.

Shit I think is funny:

A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class on a plane. The woman sneezes, then takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man isn’t sure he saw what she did, and decides he is probably hallucinating.

A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man is about to go nuts. He can’t believe that he’s seeing what she’s doing.

A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs yet again. The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman and says, “Three times you’ve sneezed, and three times you’ve taken a tissue and wiped it between your legs! What kind of signals are you sending me, or are you just trying to drive me crazy?”

The woman replies, ” I am sorry to have disturbed you, sir. I have a rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm.” The man, now feeling bad, says, “Oh, I’m sorry. What are you taking for it?”

“Pepper,” she replies.

When I posted the above on Facebook, one of the female commenters asked, “Is it contagious?” That was as funny as the joke!

Don’t give me that song and dance.
I used to be into Scrabble big time back in the day. Best of all, it didn’t require punctuation.

That’s all there was to it, and that’s all I have to say. For now!

A step in the right direction

For all you naysayers who don’t believe “beer o’clock” is a real thing.

Despite not feeling 100%, I tried to make Sunday as routine as possible. Starting with the Candy Walk.

We’ve created candy addicts whose cravings must be satiated.

Here’s a video of Section 13 of our walk if you’ve been following along.

My after-hike nap proved to be disastrous, in a shitty way. Today, I’m still liquid but not leaking. Progress!

I also had some hungry girls to feed at Hideaway, so I headed out to fulfill that mission.

And I enjoyed my first beer in over FORTY hours!
Chow down!

Next up was dinner with Swan at John’s place. No surprise, she once again did the birria tacos.

And I enjoyed some Korean-style chicken wings.

Red Bar has become our Sunday after-dinner stop, and after a glass of wine and some Zeros, Swan asked, Where to next? I said, “Home.” In another indication that I am not fully recovered, I felt fatigued again. Plus, I hadn’t emptied the liquid brown from my intestines for too long, and I didn’t want to do that in a public place. So, we grabbed a trike for home, I took care of business, and I was in bed before eight. Damn, that’s pathetic even by my low standards. Still, I am better than I was and not as good as I’m going to be.

Drink ’em while you can!

From the LTG archives in July 2009 is the latest update on the Bali adventure about attending a cultural “Fire and Trance” performance. Lots of photos; the next best thing to being there!

Two years ago, I was enjoying some Thai culture on the infamous Soi 6 in Pattaya:

At the intersection with Beach Road.
It’s a haven for girly bars that puts Angeles City to shame.
I found my preferred perch outside where I could watch the world go by…
…and get a close-up view of the beauty of Thailand.

In today’s YouTube video, we hear the claim (sorry about the AI narration) that Filipino culture is having a worldwide impact. I live here and don’t get out much, but are any of you seeing this phenomenon in your country?

And let’s take a moment to smile:

Then do them doggy-style!
A trip worth taking.
Me too! My appetite isn’t all the way back yet, but I made oatmeal raisin cookies for breakfast.

Happy Birthday to Swan! And I’m going to attempt the Hash this afternoon. Life goes on while you have it.

A day for dads

Happy Father’s Day to all you dads out there.

This photo does a good job of capturing the essence of my father. He’d come home from work, sit in his easy chair, open a beer, light a smoke, grab a poetry book, and read aloud to us kids.
And that’s me doing the dad thing thirty years later.

I got a sweet father’s day card from Swan this morning:

The cover…
The innards.
And the sweet words from Swan.

Long-time readers may remember the young woman I call Mary. She was eighteen when we briefly dated which is legal, but WAY to young for an old fart like me. It was when my granddaughter turned eighteen that I knew I couldn’t keep seeing Mary. Anyway, she moved to Manila for a factory job, and I posted about our last evening together here. Mary returned to Barretto several months later, by which time I had moved on with Swan. Mary asked for my financial help so she could attend college in Olongapo. I give her around seventy-five bucks a month, which covers some of her expenses. I don’t hear from her often, but she occasionally updates me on her progress. I’ve told her my expectation is for her to escape the poverty loop, succeed in her career, and then “pay it forward” to help others in need.

Anyway, that’s a long, drawn-out introduction for the Father’s Day message Mary sent me:

Dear John, Happy Father’s Day! I just wanted to take a moment to celebrate you today—not just as an amazing dad, but also as the incredible friend you’ve been over the years. It’s clear how much your kids look up to you, and that’s a testament to the kind of father and role model you are. You’ve always been there for me, through thick and thin, and I’m so grateful for your friendship. It’s like you’re a dad that I never had🥰💗

Keep being the amazing person you are. Enjoy your day, my friend—you deserve it.

Thanks for the kind words, Mary. Well, that “you’re the dad I never had” line made me cringe a little. But I’m glad I’ve been able to help you pursue your dreams; it’s what dads do.

My ill health, as mentioned in yesterday’s post, has not yet been completely resolved. My temperature is back to normal, and I had enough energy this morning to do the Candy Walk, although it was a struggle. A new symptom, diarrhea, has befallen me, and it’s one of the worst cases in memory. I discovered its onset when I attempted to pass gas and sharted instead. No problem, I will just resist the urge to fart. Except it seems I fart in my sleep, and TWICE during my nap today I soiled my shorts. Yuck!

The appetite hasn’t returned either, although I did have a hamburger patty before walking this morning. You’d think if I weren’t eating much, there wouldn’t be anything in the bowels, but alas, that’s not the case.

Yesterday was record-breaking for the lack of calories consumed.

Today I haven’t eaten anything other than that burger patty, and I’m still not hungry. It’s like being on a diet without even trying!

From the July 2009 LTG archives is another installment of the report on my trip to Bali. Everyone raves about the beaches in Bali, but I enjoyed our stay in the mountains at Ubud even more. Lots of pictures in that post to show you why. I believe this was also the first trip out of the country I took with my future wife, Jee Yeun. Oddly enough, I spelled her name differently back then.

Today’s YouTube video is about an expat who got ill (and diarrhea) from something he ate. I’ve thought about it, but I’m not sure what I had to eat that may have led to this. I had that enchilada dinner at Sit-n-Bull on Friday night, but my early symptoms don’t seem food-related (fever, lethargy). I threw up once on Saturday afternoon, but the diarrhea didn’t hit me until late Saturday night. Well, hopefully, this too shall pass (preferably into the toilet).

Now for the funny business:

We need to freeze those illegals out!
Keep the change!
I hate when that happens.

Misery loves company. Thanks for joining me!

Back at it again

Most men and women lead lives at the worst so painful, at the best so monotonous, poor and limited that the urge to escape, the longing to transcend themselves if only for a few moments, is and has always been one of the principal appetites of the soul.” –Aldous Huxley

It almost seems like Huxley suffered through daily reads here at LTG. Sometimes, I do feel like I’m playing out the string of whatever days that remain in this lifetime. But I honestly can’t help but think that I’ve earned the right to enjoy my time here in a laid-back and uncaring manner. Lord knows, I’ve been transcending myself for over fifty years; I need a break!

I’ve been ill today for the first time in a long time: lethargy, loss of appetite (nothing since breakfast), fever, and nausea (threw up once, but my stomach was mostly empty) are the symptoms du jour. Swan, bless her heart, is a certified caregiver, and she’s been working hard all afternoon to give me some comfort. And now I feel strong enough to subject you to more of the pain you’ve come to expect here.

Mother Nature has seen fit to give us two straight days of sunshine!

I hadn’t had a hike since Monday’s Hash, but no one in the Friday group felt the need to hit the trail. Swan and I undertook our own journey, walking the seven kilometers from our house to WalterMart on the backroads of San Isidro, Naugsol, and Manga Vacca. It felt good to be out and about once again.

Look, up in the sky! It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s a sunshiny day!
Easter Mountain stands proud in an almost cloudless sky.
Look at that “S” car go!
We were able to bypass the cow’s roadblock without incident.
Every rainy season, this shanty is transformed into a lakeside residence.
Naugsol Falls (well, that’s what I call them)
Valley life doesn’t look so bad.
Crossing Bridge #4.
Flow river flow.
A Gay tree that caught my eye.
A brief stint on the Govic Highway.
Today’s Tagalog lesson: Adobo tastes better with Coke.
A riverside stroll.
A busy bridge crossing.
Goal achieved!
We had the good fortune to catch an air-conditioned Victory Liner bus for the trip back to Barretto.
Exactly 7K, what are the odds?

We skipped the SOB last night and started out at Sloppy Joe’s. Then we visited Sit-n-Bull for our dinner.

Chicken enchilada for me…
And a grilled pork chop for Swan.

After a brief nightcap at The Green Room, we called it a night and headed for home.

And there you have it, a day with not much to blog about, but that didn’t stop me. As usual.

In July 2009, I was blogging about my trip to Bali. Loads of pictures from my second day there. Damn, looking back, it was the best vacation of my life. In the coming days, I will talk more about some of the happenings. No energy to do so today.

Two years ago, I was enjoying views like this in Pattaya, Thailand.

For today’s YouTube video, we’ll visit Smart Girl Philippines with a story as short and sweet as she is (one and a half minutes). She says giving money to your girl’s family will not endear you to them. My method is giving Swan a healthy allowance; she can spend it as she sees fit. I know she helps some of her nieces with school supplies and stuff, but I never get asked. That works for me.

Here’s some humor before I go lay down again:

Sadly, this one strikes a little to close to home.
You are such an ass, Kirk.
One butt-hurt calls for another, I suppose.

And that’s it for now. Today has been a good reminder of how quickly things can change health-wise. I’m glad it wasn’t more serious, but the fact that I’ll be staying home on a Saturday night and not drinking at all demonstrates how whupped I’m feeling. Hopefully, I’ll recover in time for tomorrow’s Hash.

All these years

Yesterday was all about preparing for and then enjoying the Independence Day gathering at The Rite Spot On The Roof. I thought we might have overdone it on the food, but the turnout was larger than expected, and there were plenty of eats and drinks for everyone. I was also worried about the weather, having experienced three straight days of heavy rains. And then, in an almost Moses-like fashion, the clouds parted and our patch of land was spared from rainfall for the remainder of the day.

A birthday cake to honor the occasion. As the Filipinas downed their shots, they’d raise their glasses and shout “happy birthday!”
Chili in the crockpot.

Yes, I added pineapple chunks to the mix. It struck me that chili was a dish of Spanish origin. Not wanting to be disrespectful to the holiday’s history, I Filipino-ized the recipe by adding the national fruit. Hey, Filipinos like pineapple on their pizza, so why not in chili?

Chicken wings in the skillet…
…and on the platter.
I added two dozen cornbread muffins to (and from) the mix.
Swan loves the sausage.
One of the guests brought grilled chicken feet on a stick.
A pork dish.
Buko (coconut) fruit salad (I love this stuff!)
My brownies experienced an earthquake, but they still tasted good.
The Rite Spot banner didn’t fare well in the gusty winds.
Swan ventured out on the roof to tie down one of the vinyl drapes we installed (and wound up not needing) to keep the rain out of our party zone.
The setup included hanging the Philippine flag, of course.
Another angle on the rooftop setup.
The sky at party time was still undecided on whether or not to rain. It chose wisely.
Among the first to arrive.
The guy end of the table, plus Tyson’s girl.
Party on!
Let’s eat!
The gals were drinking shots of some mix that included gin and soju. It seemed to make them happy.
Dusk arrived and the rain continued to cut us some slack.
And we partied on! There were over twenty attendees, and only five of us were guys.

For your enjoyment, here’s a minute and a half of the party vibe, including karaoke, that I recorded:

Things got a little crazy towards the end. Even Swan was up and dancing.
But all good things must come to an end.

It was a nice get-together, and everyone in attendance seemed to enjoy themselves. Is there a better definition of success? Maybe we’ll do it again for the 4th of July.

From the LTG archives is a June 2009 post from Bali, Indonesia. The first day of my first (and last, so far) visit to that island paradise.

Back in 2007, I had a Korean girlfriend who looked like this. We had some good times together before she moved to the USA to earn her Master’s Degree.

Today’s YouTube video takes us back to a time before air conditioning. I have aircon in my house, but I almost never use it. I keep cool with fans and open windows. I guess I’ve adapted myself to the climate, preferring outdoor/open-air bars to chilled ones inside.

Let’s have a smile or two before I go:

I guess I was ahead of my time.
Uncles need to eat, too…
I won’t know for sure for a couple of more months.

I enjoyed a non-routine day, but now it’s time to get back to normal. We’ll see how that works out for me.

Sloppy wet

Today is Independence Day in the Philippines. I had to check and confirm that Filipinos are celebrating independence from Spain, not that other colonial oppressor.

The rain has once again put a damper on things around here, including the Wednesday Walkers group hike. It doesn’t appear there is much hope on the horizon either:

I’m smack dab in the yellow zone.
The muddy Matain River flowing by my house.

Fortunately, neighbors Jeff and Davina were also attending the grand reopening of Sloppy Joe’s, so we caught a ride with them and avoided a wet walk.

The much improved Sloppy Joe’s.
Neighbors Jeff and Davina.
The view from our table.
A very large turnout for re-opening night.
Tablemates
A moment of contemplation. I eventually remembered my name…

We did our nightcap upstairs at another newly reopened bar, Tryst (formerly La Oficina), for the first time. It really hasn’t changed much from its previous iteration, just your standard girly bar with dancers. It’s okay if that’s your thing, but it won’t be a regular stop for us.

And that’s all my Wednesday had to offer this week.

A few days ago, I posted a photo of a mysterious-looking ship anchored in the bay. A friend sent me this Wikipedia link identifying the ship.

SAN DIEGO (Feb. 9, 2024) The expeditionary sea base Pre-Commissioning Unit (PCU) John L. Canley (ESB 6) enters San Diego Harbor, Feb. 9, 2024. The latest expeditionary sea base is named for Marine Corps Sgt. Maj. John L. Canley, a Medal of Honor recipient for his actions in 1968 during the battle Hue City in Vietnam. The ship will be commissioned Feb. 17 at Naval Air Station North Island in San Diego. (U.S. Navy photo by Chief Mass Communication Specialist Mark D. Faram)

I hope a port of call in Subic doesn’t indicate that trouble is on the horizon. War with China is rising on my list of ways I’m liable to die in the Philippines.

It’s still June of 2009 in my journey through the LTG archives. Lo and behold, I actually came upon a post with some substance! In it, I share some insights regarding my transformation from the left to the right side of the political spectrum. Spoiler: I didn’t move, the left did. I talked about reconnecting with an old high school friend via Facebook, who had followed his dream of becoming a journalist and was working for the Seattle newspaper. Oddly enough, he unfriended me when I shared my political thoughts with him. Over the years, a large number of my lefty “friends” opted to ghost me rather than deal with divergent beliefs. In the post, I quote John F. Kennedy and delve into the deeper meanings of Bob Dylan’s song Blowin’ in the Wind. After reading that post again, I was shaking my head and thinking, Whatever happened to the guy who wrote this? Well, I’m still here, but maybe my deep thinking days are over.

Today’s YouTube video is Reekay’s latest, and he talks about three things you need to have a successful retirement in the Philippines. The first one seems pretty obvious: a source of income. But maybe not so surrpisingly, some fools move here without a plan to support themeseles and once the savings account is empty, they are screwed. When it comes to women, I spent six years screwing up before I finally got lucky and found the right one. And finally, common sense ain’t real common anymore, but I’ve managed to navigate the challenges of living overseas. Having helpers in my employ has been a benefit in that regard.

And some humor before I go:

I’ll have to poke around and see about that.
That kid is going places!
“Ouch!” “Oh shit!” “Already?” I hear that all the time.

We are having an Independence Day gathering at The Rite Spot later this afternoon. I’ve got chili in the crockpot, and I baked some cornbread muffins and brownies as my contributions to the feast. I’m also installing some vinyl panels to hopefully stifle the rain from penetrating our alcove of shelter under the roof. We shall see how that works out.

I was sad to learn that Brian Wilson, the Beach Boys founder and songwriter, has passed away. I loved hearing their music while growing up in Southern California. Rest in peace!

Visa now and then

The face I make when it rains all day and I can’t go out for a walk.

Tuesdays come and Tuesdays go. The one that happened yesterday went down like this:

It was time to renew my tourist visa, so that was the first stop on the shopping expedition. The Olongapo office of the Bureau of Immigration has posted hours of 8:00 to 5:00. I arrived at 8:30 and was the first person to sign in. The guard said no one was there yet, so I took a seat and waited. And waited. Someone appeared at 8:50 and set about firing up the computer, and at around nine, he called me to the window to process my extension application. I only requested thirty days this go-round because I’m leaving for Vietnam next month. A few minutes later, I paid my 2300 pesos and had a new stamp in my passport. I’ll be back in a couple of weeks to process my Emigration Clearance Certificate (ECC), which is required to leave the country after an extended stay. As I understand it, the purpose of the ECC is to verify that there are no warrants, other pending charges, or other untoward activities you are fleeing from. That, and it’s another way to generate revenue for the government. Hey, I’m a visitor to this country, and I’m bound to follow the rules, unlike those millions of illegals back home.

Next up were the weekly visits to the YBC and Royal supermarkets, both of which were uneventful. Back home and confined to shelter from the rain, I set about processing the online visa required for Americans to visit Vietnam (Filipinos don’t need a visa, so Swan is good to go). It wasn’t too difficult filling out the usual forms, although I did have to upload photographs of my passport and a recent mugshot-like photograph.

That’s the shot I submitted. I look a lot older than I feel.

So, I successfully submitted the paperwork and paid the $79 processing fee. If all goes well, I should have an e-visa in four days.

Without a floating bar option, our plans for the Tuesday outing were undetermined. Swan mentioned going to Kon-Tiki, but the rain made that journey unpalatable. And today this post on Facebook made us regret our decision:

Kon-Tiki Hospitality Corp. Would like to thank you all for your continued support over the last year. With the arrival of yet another rainy season, Kon-Tiki Ekahi will be closing its doors today.
As we look forward, Kon-Tiki will be moving onto SBMA at its new location opposite the Yacht Club. Opening is expected in the first week of August! We look forward to seeing you there.

Oh, well. I wish them luck on SBMA, but that’s a bridge too far for us. I’m still hoping someone will open a beach bar here in Barretto.

Our alternative plan was to satisfy Swan’s craving for a birria taco from John’s place. We couldn’t make our regular weekly visit on Sunday as John’s was closed. When we arrived, John’s widow greeted us and apologized for our Sunday disappointment. I told her we needed to get a fix for Swan’s addiction, and I’d take some beef bulgogi. She knew that meant tacos for Swan, and she replaced the rice that is served with bulgogi with a side salad. And of course, a red wine and a Zero beer. It’s nice to be a regular!

It doesn’t take much to make Swan happy!
I’m not much of a rice eater, but I enjoy a religious salad serving (In church, the pastor always says, “Lettuce pray”).
The bulgogi was excellent as usual.
And Swan’s taco craving was satiated.

After our meal, we walked under umbrellas up the highway to Red Bar and enjoyed more wine and beer.

As usual, we sat on the patio and watched the rainy day world go by.
Still happy.

When it was time for a change of scenery, we hoofed it down the road to Cloud 69 bar. Our regular waitress, Sheryl, was waiting to serve the day’s first customers. Several new dancers were hired since our previous visit. One of them greeted me by name and said she knew me from when she worked at Cheap Charlies. She was vaguely familiar, but I had no recollection of any interactions with her there, and she was certainly not one of my regular lady drink recipients. So, she joined us at our table along with Sheryl, and I bought them both a drink. The new girl claimed to have been Swan’s classmate, but Swan didn’t remember her.

The expanded dance crew at Cloud 69. I was going to do my fifty pesos each routine, but the bar didn’t have the ten I needed in exchange for the 500 peso note. Oh, well. Maybe next time.

We decided to have our nightcap at Nipsey’s, a bar we almost never visit. I was surprised to be greeted at the door by Jamaica, a girl I used to know from when she worked at Snackbar. We are Facebook friends, so I knew yesterday was her birthday, and I offered her belated greetings. She told us today was her first day working at Nipsey’s, so naturally, we bought her a welcome aboard drink.

The white meat on brown bread.

So, one round at Nipsey’s and we were ready to head home. Before we departed, I slipped Jamaica the 500 peso note that I couldn’t change earlier, and told her happy birthday. It was a nice ending to a good night on the town.

I’m still slogging my way through June of 2009 in the LTG archives, and I came upon a post I erected about blowjobs. Don’t be too hard on me, I had my reasons. Have a look for yourself.

I made a post on Facebook six years ago about a dream I had. In it, a woman handed me a scrap of paper with those words inscribed:

“Don’t ask for what you can’t give”

Hmm, I ain’t asking for nothin’.

Let’s check in with Smart Girl Philippines for today’s YouTube video. In her usual humorous style, she warns about bad decisions brought on by alcohol and erections. I’ve had a lifetime of bad choices, and most were not caused by beer. Although thinking with that small brain has cost me some. I’m a little ashamed to admit that I’ve experienced some of those outcomes she describes personally. You’ve been warned!

And now for the funny business:

If that didn’t wake her, nothing will.
I may have used this one before. Still funny, though.
The breast looks good to me.

And that’s all I’ve got for today. Still raining, but I’ll venture out for the grand re-opening of Sloppy Joe’s Bar later on today. Back tomorrow with more.

It happened like this

With a few twists and turns along the way. In other words, more of the same, but different.

Well, there really wasn’t anything different about the Sunday Candy Walk.
And Easter Mountain hasn’t changed.
You don’t see a mango carpet like this every day. Anything not harvested is falling from the trees.
Over Bridge #3 again.
The muddy water of the Matain River.

And now for Section 12 of the Candy Walk:

What the rain left behind.
A sweet dispensation.
The Bridge #2 crossing.
A newly opened bakery. I’m not sure I’d want Jizz in my biscuit.
Over Bridge #1 and done.
A 6K effort.

The Sunday afternoon routine wasn’t so routine. I walked to the Hideaway feeding under an umbrella.

Hideaway was surprisingly busy.

No more floating bar. And in a sad twist, John’s place was closed. There had been a power outage in Barretto earlier in the day, and John’s Facebook page said they had decided just to remain closed when power was restored. So, Swan met me at Red Bar instead. After a wine and some beer, it was time to decide on an alternative venue for dinner. I suggested Myleen’s, and Swan countered with Mugshots. It’s a bar with a kitchen and the food is good, but there are limited choices (which is appropriate for a bar menu IMO). Sure, why not? It’s been a while since our last visit.

Their food is definitely better than the spelling on the banner displayed near the entrance of Mugshots.

I was quite surprised to see there were several other customers seated at the bar, but we grabbed the two remaining stools and asked for a menu. As we prepared to order some chicken wings, the cook advised that the kitchen was swamped with previous orders, so we’d have to wait for ours. Eh, never mind. I suggested we move on to the Green Room and order take-out from Sit-n-Bull to bring back home with us. And that’s what we did.

As usual, we were entertained watching some pretty impressive pool games.

And that’s all there was for Sunday. Posts like this are boring to write; I can only imagine what the torture of reading them must be. I’ll try to do better.

Coincidentally, back in June 2009, I wrote a post entitled “A day in the life.” It was a good one in Itaewon.

In today’s YouTube video, the vlogger talks about how the Philippines has changed his views on happiness. I recall similar emotions on my visit here. Initially shocked by seeing the poverty that so many endure, I was then astounded by the genuine happiness the Filipino people exude.

I’m getting bored with the corny Zen lines. Anyone out there want them to continue?

If Everything Seems To Be Going Well, You Have Obviously Overlooked
Something.

I’m going to keep the so-called humor coming, though:

I like the sound of that.
It’s good to be juiced.
Hmm, methinks there is more to it than just the voice.

The end of this post is here at last. Hash Monday is upon us, and I’m on the fence again. No rain since last night, but the trail ends this week at Always Wet’s house at the far end of Rizal Extension. If I do the trail, I won’t be doing the Circle; I’ll be walking back down the hill to town. I’ll let you know what I decide tomorrow.

Sat her day

And walked with her, too.

We kicked things off with the Saturday Sweet Stroll. It was my first time doing any kind of walk since the surgery. I’m not supposed to get my eye wet for two weeks, but damn, how is that even possible when you live in a sweat box like the Philippines?

Here’s the beginning of the stroll, a ten-minute walk through Alta Vista to the first neighborhood we visit on our regular route.

And a few photos of what I saw along the way:

This chicken has come home to roost. Er…
Pig on a stick.
A boat on the muddy river.
It’s a bad day to be a pig!
The child prisoners were awaiting our arrival.
A Swan in the woods.
Getting back in the groove with a 5K jaunt.

Later in the day, we met up with the neighbors at Hops and Brews Beer Garden.

Let the good times roll. They don’t offer bottled beer, so I enjoyed draft San Miguel Light.

Hops and Brews has great ambiance and looks to be a nice place to hang out and enjoy the chill vibe.

It has one of the nicest bar setups in town.

Despite all that, I only visit here a couple of times a year, and only when invited to a gathering like the one last night. I’m not sure why it is not on my radar. Looking at the menu, I was surprised at how expensive everything is. I decided to do the pulled pork and a side of coleslaw (480 pesos or $9).

Even my tablemates commented on how small the portion was.

Swan tried the beef brisket (600 pesos or $11).

And she said the meat wasn’t warm.
My neighbor took pity on me for an unsatisfying portion of pork and shared a slice of his stromboli with me. It was tasty.

After dinner, Jeff and Davina joined us for a nightcap at the Alaska Club. And since they live next door, we had a free and comfortable ride home. Life is good, even when the food isn’t.

Saturday’s report card: 13,665 steps, 10.51 kilometers walked, 3,199 calories burned.

It’s June of 2009 in my journey through the LTG archives. Today’s noteworthy (to me) post is about attending the Army Ball, a formal affair.

As you can see, my date and me were dressed appropriately for the occasion.

The last time I visited Korea was six years ago this month.

And on this day in history in 2019, Kevin Kim and my nephew Justin enjoyed a dinner at a Brazilian steakhouse whose name I can’t recall. I do remember Kevin attempted to overcome the liberal dogma my nephew has been indoctrinated with, but alas, he was unsuccessful.

Today’s YouTube video shares the “joys” of provincial life in the Philippines. I sometimes fantasize about living like the locals do in some of the areas I hike, but the reality of the everyday life hardships would be too much to bear for long. I’m a creature of comfort in my old age. Hell, I don’t even want to go camping again.

And that Zen moment you’ve been waiting for:

How Do You Tell When You’re Out Of Invisible Ink?

On to the humor:

Kind of like my blog…
Words to live by.
Cows are vegans, too.

And there you have it. It’s rained every day since May, but at least it’s been holding off until after my morning walks lately. It’s pouring down now, which means I may be in for a wet walk to Hideaway for the feeding. Oh well, without bad weather you wouldn’t appreciate the good weather.

Seeing is believing

Nothing lasts forever. So order another while you can!

The visit with my ophthalmologist, Dr. DeCastro, went well. The assistant did the standard eye tests, and I was pleasantly surprised when, with my right eye covered, I could read every line on the chart, except the bottom one. During my previous examination in January, I couldn’t even read the top line with my left eye. The vision in my now cataract-free eye is still a little fuzzy, but Dr. De Castro assures me that as the swelling recedes, my sight will become clearer. I have a follow-up appointment on the twentieth, so hopefully I’ll be 20-20 by then.

Took another 400 peso cab ride home and chilled for a while, waiting for beer o’clock. I had asked Swan earlier if she wanted to do the SOB at Queen Victoria or something else. She opted for something else. She suggested Kon-Tiki, and I was down for that. Until we saw the traffic on the highway on the way back from the doctor’s office. We agreed that a weekday visit makes more sense. I offered doing the seldom-visited Hangout Bar, then Mango’s for dinner, or BarCelona and Jewel Cafe. She didn’t have a preference, so we headed for BarCelona. Of course, it began raining as we departed.

Our rainy BarCelona view.
I could never catch one, but there were multiple lightning strikes up on the ridgeline.
A few other guests came in later to play pool.
I zoomed in on this US Navy vessel anchored in the bay. I’d never seen anything quite like it. I asked my FB friends if they knew what it was for, and this was one of the responses: “Lewis B. Puller-class, or sub-variant, of Expeditionary Mobile Base (ESB) vessels serve to support special forces missions, counter-piracy/smuggling operations, maritime security operations.” Hmm, I hope nothing’s brewing.
True or not, why risk it?

Swan enjoyed her glass of wine, and I had three beers waiting for her to finish it. Then we were off to Jewel Cafe for dinner.

Only one other couple was dining during our visit, but several Grab orders went out the door. The world is changing.
Swan and I were once again on the same page; we both ordered the filet mignon.

As we dined, Swan got a message from her friend Marilyn wanting to meet up for drinks. Swan asked where we were going next, and I said IDM. She asked, Are you sure? Lots of people know Marissa there. I shrugged and responded, Who cares? So, Swan messaged Marilyn to meet us there. By way of explanation, Marilyn is the sister of my ex-girlfriend, Marissa. Her twin sister. Identical twins.

When we arrived at It Doesn’t Matter, only one other person was seated outside, fellow Hasher Grace (Leaking Pussy). She moved to our table, and another person we know, Rica, the IDM cook, joined us as well. So, the stage was set when Marilyn arrived a few minutes later. Marilyn has lived in Manila for a long time and, for the most part, is unknown in Barretto (I met her for the first time a few weeks ago). As she approached our table, Grace jumped up and screamed, “Marissa, good to see you again! It’s been a long time!” Then gave her a big hug. Swan and I were laughing, and the look on Grace’s face when Marilyn calmly told her, I’m not Marissa, was priceless.

Sorry for the crappy picture. I was trying to capture the moment, but it was moving too fast. L-R, that’s Grace, Rica, and Marilyn.

So, the revelry continued in Tagalog, and I just sat there taking it all in. A couple of other people came by and greeted “Marissa,” but it’s hard to blame them for the mistake. I was thinking that I’d never been alone with her, but I’d seen Marilyn naked. Anyway, I was buying the drinks, and everyone seemed to be enjoying themselves, so that constitutes a good time for me.

All things must end, and it was almost 8:30 (late by my standards) when I paid the tab and we headed for home.

Friday’s report card: 10,912 steps, 8.4 kilometers walked, 3,029 calories burned.

I’m still in May 2009 on the journey through the LTG archives. This post is a picture-filled account of an organization day gathering with my fellow Directorate of Human Resources team members. Why do these memories make me feel a little sad? Because I didn’t realize just how awesome my life was at the time.

Today’s YouTube video discusses the income tiers in the Philippines, from the very poor to the very rich. I pay my full-time helper/caregiver 26,000 pesos per month, which puts her in the lower middle class category. But when you factor in the free lodging and food she receives, she is doing better than most. And if you are wondering, I qualify as a rich bitch. There is no denying I live large and comfortably.

Some Zen:

How Many Of You Believe In Psycho-Kinesis? Raise My Hand.

And on with the humor:

Dose what’s right.
Should be a short read.
It’s especially weird how dumb I’m getting, Rite?

And I’ll leave it at that for today.

What did Phil say?

Ko. And now you know. More on that soon, but let’s get to the last, first, shall we?

I came, I saw, then I saw better.

The cataract surgery took more than an excruciating hour to complete. Not painful, just staring into a bright light, moving my eye when commanded to do so, and holding steady as directed. The doctor assures me all went well and that my now cataract-free left eye vision will be improved when the swelling recedes. We shall see. Hopefully.

The procedure cost 68,000 pesos ($1200). I intended to pay by credit card as I had done after the right eye surgery a couple of years ago. Since my doctor doesn’t have a card machine, the assistant took me downstairs to the hospital cashier. There, I was told there would be an additional 1200 pesos in service fees and another 10,000 pesos “tax.” I called bullshit on that (politely) and told the assistant I would pay in cash when I came for the follow-up appointment tomorrow. Nope, they wanted at least a 20,000 peso down payment. Swan had her debit card and went downstairs to the ATM, but it was out of service. Finally, Swan was able to transfer the 20,000 electronically into the doctor’s account, and we were free to go on with our lives.

Okay, and now for yesterday. The story behind the title of this post is that our Wednesday Walk was the Philseco Road route (Phil say ko, get it? Yeah, I’m a hoot.)

Swan and I were the only two willing to hike under threatening skies.
Hitting the road.
Ready to learn some more Tagalog? “It is forbidden to throw garbage here!” Now you know.
It’s a good thing that sign was there. Imagine how it would look without it.
We didn’t get far before the umbrellas came out.
Leaving Philseco behind.
Bringing some sweetness to a rainy day.
A brief interlude on a dirt path.
I’m glad the tree didn’t fall over while I took this shot.
Wet and wild.
Mother Nature was busy refilling the pond with rainwater.
Crossing over to the other side.
Norina crossed over in a different way. She outlived me by two years, so hopefully I can top that.
Dodging puddles.
A juxtaposition of the living and the dead.
We’d had enough fun at just shy of 7K.

As I mentioned, for some unknown reason, my blog went down for a few hours when I was halfway through yesterday’s post. That was disconcerting because I thought maybe I’d been hacked or something. But when beer o’clock arrived, I gave up waiting and headed for town.

For our Wednesday evening out, we kicked things off at Alley Cats.

For the first five years of my retired life, I spent three nights a week in this cozy little darts bar. Then I retired from darts.

We pop in once a month or so to say hello to the old crew. Swan knows a couple folks and enjoys the atmosphere (it was her idea to visit last night). So, when Swan ordered her wine, she was told it was out of stock. But unlike Cheap Charlies, they ordered a bottle to be delivered while Swan waited with a mixed drink. That’s how you take care of customers the right way, rather than calling them stupid.

I had originally planned to carry on the Wednesday tradition of popping into seldom-visited bars, and Hangout was on my radar. But I was hungry after Alley Cats, so we went to Sit-n-Bull instead. Then we did our nightcap at Green Room and headed home afterward.

I managed to complete an abbreviated post in my semi-impaired state (blogging and drinking don’t go well together, IMHO). Then it was off to bed so I’d be in a good frame of mind for today’s surgical adventure.

Wednesday’s report card: 18,674 steps, 14.36 kilometers walked, 3,491 calories burned.

Who remembers that movie Dumb and Dumber? It looks like there may be a sequel on the horizon:

What’s not to love?

From the May 2009 LTG archives is a post about some off-duty time I spent with my friend Duke while I was in the DC area on a business trip. Duke is another one of the people I considered a close friend and stayed in touch with over the years, until he just disappeared. No social media presence, no response to emails, nothing. In this case, it is not just me. None of his other friends have seen or heard from him either. Everyone is asking, what happened to Duke? I hope he is okay.

Memories from this day in the history of my Facebook posts:

High school prom with my sweetheart, Karen, back in 1972,
Two years ago, I was hanging with my “friends” at Cheap Charlies. They are all gone now, and rumor has it that I’m stupid. My, how times have changed.
My drink chits from four years ago at It Doesn’t Matter Bar. Looks like I must have had a good time. What got me, though, was seeing a comment a friend left saying: “Spend it while you can, you can’t take it with you.” The commenter passed away just a couple of months later.
Seven years ago, I got tangled up in some barbed wire during the Hash.
It was no laughing matter, but it had me in stitches.
Eight years ago, I was hiking in the comparatively safe farmlands of Pyeongtaek.

Today’s YouTube video is the one I didn’t post yesterday. If you are looking to find a Filipina wife, you might enjoy Irish’s advice on the three options that await you. I’m not in the market for a wife. Been there, done that, have that.

And then I have a Zen moment to share:

Plan To Be Spontaneous Tomorrow.

Let the humor roll:

A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short.

The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, “Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me – is our youngest son my child?”

The wife replied, “I swear on everything that’s holy that he is your son.”

With that the husband passed away. The wife then muttered, “Thank God he didn’t ask about the other three.”

Our secret is safe!

Looking forward to the chance to try that one.
Hmm, I’m a ballsy guy, maybe I should try that.

Anyway, that pretty much catches you up on my so-called life. Hope you come back for more tomorrow!

Shop hopping

What is usually the dullest day of my week, grocery shopping day, took an unexpected semi-adventurous turn yesterday. I woke up to a message from my friend Michael saying he had contacted my driver about taking him to the airport, but was told he was already booked to take me shopping. Michael asked if I would mind delaying my shopping for a couple of hours while he got dropped off at Clark airport in Angeles City. I told him I had a better idea: we’ll go with you to the airport and then go shopping at S&R (similar to Costco) after dropping you off. So, the deal was done, and we left my house bright and early at 7:30 a.m.

It takes a little over an hour to get to AC, and after the airport drop-off, we arrived at S&R just after its 9:00 a.m. opening. It is a membership store, and the inconvenience of long-distance shopping means I only visit a couple of times a year. So, I took advantage of the opportunity to stock up on items not readily available at Royal.

One of the items I DIDN’T buy. Sorry to disappoint, Kevin and Cherry!
I did purchase some new underwear to accommodate my 2XL balls.

So, filling my cart with oversized items wound up costing me 13,000 pesos. And I wasn’t done yet! As big and well-stocked as S&R is, there are still some things I can’t get there. So, we stopped by Royal once we were back on SBMA. Dropped another 6000 there, and we STILL weren’t finished. Next up was restocking our candy and cookie supply. YBC here we come!

Two carts’ worth of sweets for the sweet.
I’ve never seen a sign like this one posted anywhere else I’ve shopped in this life. Scary to think they found it necessary. Luckily, they let me pay with plastic.
Loaded up with goods from three stores, we headed for home.

My other Tuesday routine was also due for alteration since the Kokomo’s Floating Bar is out of season. We still went to Baloy, but changed things up with a visit to Harley’s.

This is one of those “why did I take this?” shots. I mean, I’ve always liked that room with the deck over the water (it’s at the Subiza Resort next door), but then I remembered there had been a kid swimming next to that rock. Oh, there he is going down, hopefully not for the third time.
A nice view of the bay and the Kalaklan Ridge from our table.
What shall we have to eat?
Decisions, decisions…
Let’s share a shrimp cocktail…
…and a mixed grill. They were both good.
Here comes the rain again.
I hadn’t noticed the Hindu (or is that Buddhist?) imagery on previous visits.
Is that what they do to you if you try to leave without paying?
Do you see what I see? Man, sometimes clouds suck.

Sorry for the late post! My blog went offline around three and didn’t return until after beer o’clock. I’m home again, but I’m in no condition to blog. So, I will finish this post in a hurry and get ready for bed.

After our Harley’s time, we paid a visit to Cloud 69.

We were the only customers, and the dancers didn’t waste their time trying to entertain us. We had fun anyway.

I’ll fill in the 69 gaps tomorrow. We did our nightcap at Wet Spot.

Once again, no other customers. I bought the birthday girl a lady drink.

Then we headed home to end our Tuesday.

Sorry, but I’ll forego the memories, YouTube, and humor today. Nothing goes according to plan sometimes.

I’m scheduled for my cataract surgery in the morning. Assuming I wake up after it’s done, I’ll update you then.

I hope this isn’t my last post. I’m always paranoid about going under general anesthesia. Still, going to sleep and never waking up again might be the best way to die. I sure hope that do-over life comes through.

Some Sunday

But mostly clouds and rain. No hay problema, we didn’t let it put a damper on things.

We kicked off the morning with a wet Candy Walk.
Easter Mountain in the rain.
Where is everybody?
Let treedom ring!
I would love me a treehouse, but this one looks a tad too dicey to me.
It always cracks me up that the local Sunday school lets the kids out of class to grab some candy.
Come and get it!
Even when there is a break in the rain, the wetness remains.

Here’s a six-minute video of section eleven of the Candy Walk:

The day’s final delivery.
I made it an 8k door-to-door Candy Walk this time.

Next on my agenda for the day was attending the Alaska Club’s 20th Anniversary party. The Alaska Club holds a special place in my heart as the first bar I visited on my first trip to the Philippines back in 2008. In those days, Alaska was located in Angeles City. Here’s an old review I wrote for my Bars of Barretto series.

And my first barfine (takeout) was from Alaska. Thanks for the memories, Sheryl.

There’s plenty more to see in this post about a pool party I shared with the Alaska girls in July 2008. Damn, it feels like a lifetime ago.

So, last night’s party in Alaska started at 5 p.m. I arrived early and waited for the opening upstairs at BarCelona.

My BarCelona view of that other bar I don’t intend to patronize again, Cheap Charlies.

So, I arrived downstairs at Alaska promptly at five and secured a seat at my pal Jambo’s table.

Jambo lives out of town, but visits occasionally to photograph/video events like last night’s dance contest.

I just checked Jambo’s YouTube channel, and he hasn’t posted anything from yesterday yet.

Here’s what you missed.
And there was this snake charmer.

Anyway, owner Jerry threw a nice party, and I’m glad I’m still around after all these years as a sometimes patron of the bar.

And that was the wild of a wet day.

Sunday’s report card: 17,937 steps, 13.8 kilometers walked, 3,551 calories burned.

From the LTG archives is this picture-laden post about an “MT” trip to Busan in April 2009. I always enjoyed my visits to Korea’s second city in the south.

Six years ago, I visited Korea and haven’t been back since then. It’s always nice to make that hike up to the Seoul Tower.

Today’s YouTube video is from a vlogger I don’t recall watching previously, but I found it interesting to get a taste of what living on a small island in a rural province is like. Probably not for me, but this guy moved there from Angeles City and seems to enjoy his new lifestyle.

That moment of Zen you (haven’t) been waiting for:

Monday Is An Awful Way To Spend 1/7 Of Your Week.

Let’s do some humor:

Sam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he decided that he was sick of the stress and quit his job. He bought 50 acres of land in the middle of Nowhere, Vermont. His place was so isolated that the postman came only once a week and he went to the grocery store only once a month.

After six months of near total isolation, he hears a knock on the door. He opens the door and a big bearded Vermonter is standing there. He says, “Names Enoch…your neighbor from four miles over the ridge. Having a party Saturday…thought you’d like to come.”

“Great,” replies Sam. “After six months of living like this I’m ready to meet some local folks. Thanks for inviting me.”

As Enoch is leaving, he stops. “Gotta warn you, though, there’s gonna be some drinkin’.” “Not a problem. After 25 years in the newspaper business, I can drink with the best of them.”

Again, as he starts to leave, Enoch stops. “More ‘n likely gonna be some fightin’, too.” Tough crowd, Sam thinks to himself. “Well, I get along with people. Don’t worry, I’ll be there. Thanks again.”

Once again, Enoch turns from the door, “I’ve seen some wild sex at these parties, too.” “Now that is not a problem,” Sam says. “I’ve been up here all alone for six long months. I’ll definitely be there.

By the way, what should I wear?”

Enoch stops in the doorway one last time and says… “Whatever you want. Just gonna be the 2 of us there.”

He’s fucked!

Theirs a write way to say it unless you are commatose.
That’s what I am. Until August.

And now it’s time to get ready for a rainy day Hash. I’ll make a decision about what to do when it is time to start. (As I wrote that sentence, a bolt of lightning just exploded outside my window. I might be screwed.)

Today’s song is one of my favorites from Gordon Lightfoot. But I never knew until today that it was written about his then-girlfriend, Cathy Smith. What a crazy bitch! She’s also the one who fed John Belushi the heroin overdose.

Here’s more on little Miss Cathy:

Life on a rainy day

Into each life some rain must fall. I’d better get used to it.

Harkening back to my days as a mailman, the Sweets Stroll goes on despite the weather.
Unsurprisingly, there were not as many kids out and about as usual.
I popped into the Sizzle and Glaze shop along the way for a brownie. Not as good as mine are!
The view from here.

Once home, I prepared for the going-away party for the Kokomo’s Floating Bar.

What’s a party without a batch of my brownies?

There was a break in the rain, so we headed for the beach a little earlier than we normally do.

The sky looked like this as we left the house.
But we beat the rain to the beach.
Wait a minute! Something is missing here. Where’s the floating bar?
Oops, I didn’t get the message. They pulled the floating bar out of the bay that morning because of the waves and heavy rain.
The so-called “Tiki Bar” doesn’t have the same vibe as the floater somehow.
Making the best of it.
The view from the Tiki. It was raining, but the locals stayed on the beach anyway. And those folks out in the water must have gotten soaked!
I was the only white guy in the place.
When these two weren’t yapping, they were trying to mate.

After our time at Kokomo’s, we went to Treasure Island for some grub, then took a trike back home and brought our rainy day to an end.

Saturday’s report card: 16,284 steps, 12.5 kilometers walked, 3,629 calories burned.

From the LTG archives is this post from April 2009 of things I saw walking around Itaewon. I’m sure it looks different now.

Two years ago, I shared a Robert Frost poem that is often in my thoughts. If God grants me the do-over life I’m dreaming of, I will explore some of those paths I didn’t take.
Six years ago, I shared a poem from one of my favorite poets, a former postal worker and a drinker like me.
Eleven years ago, I was hanging out at my then-favorite Itaewon bar, Dolce Vita, with owners Jim and YJ. Seems like a lifetime ago now.

Today’s YouTube video talks about the curse of the Philippines’ geography. Well, luckily, there are also many blessings that come with living here. You just take the bad with the good and hope you don’t get blown away or all shook up.

Time for some Zen:

Support Bacteria. They’re The Only Culture Some People Have.

And on to the humor:

Time to clear the air.
And halfway through the procedure, he noticed the doc had both hands on his shoulders…
But even that might go away as I age.

So much for the rainy day that was, time to move on with the rainy day that is. ‘Tis the season!

It’s raining, it’s pouring…

…but this old man ain’t snoring (according to Swan, I don’t snore, I fart in my sleep).

Rainy season has arrived once more!

It rained off and on all day yesterday and into this morning. Having something other than the heat to complain about for a change will be nice. Wet with sweat or soaked with rain, it doesn’t matter. Life goes on, and so did our Friday group hike. We kept on the pavement and did a 7K walkabout.

It was good to have Scott back with us for a portion of the journey.
Heading up the highway.
The umbrellas came out later.
The unique beauty of the Matain River.
On the relatively quiet streets of the Santa Monica subdivision.
And a rainy day view from Sierra Hills.
Crossing the river again on Bridge #3.
The route of our wet streets walk.

When the hike was over, we were standing in front of the McDonald’s in Barretto. Swan and I agreed it was a good opportunity for a “cheat day,” so we went inside. They didn’t serve the lunch items until 10:30, and my watch said it was 10:28, so we waited. And right at 10:30, the menus on the ordering kiosk (yeah, you gotta do it that way) switched to the burger items, and I proceeded to punch in my selections. Then one of the employees approached and advised that we’d have to wait another fifteen minutes to order. Fuck that, your food ain’t THAT good, so we departed. I didn’t need those unhealthy calories anyway, and when we got home, Swan prepared a nice steak and veggie lunch for me. Who needs McDonald’s?

So, with the rains comes the end of the floating bar season. Arizona is already gone, and today is the last day for Kokomo’s. They are having a send-off party that Swan and I will be attending later this afternoon. Tomorrow, the Alaska Club is celebrating its 20th anniversary, and we are also going to that. So, I had to rearrange my routines, and I did the Hideaway feeding yesterday.

The Hideaway feeders enjoying their meal.
In Joy!

With my Hideaway mission accomplished, I crossed the highway and met up with Swan at John’s place for dinner.

We shared some Korean-style chicken wings…
…and you guessed it, birria tacos.

After our meal, we proceeded up the highway and made Red Bar our next stop.

Traffic going towards Olongapo was insane. I found out later there had been a bad accident a few clicks up the road.
Swan enjoying the patio ambiance at Red Bar with our waitress friend.

When it was time to move on for our nightcap, I thought Cheap Charlies would be a nice option. The waitress brought me my Zero beer and Swan thought she heard her say that they had sent someone to get her wine. They’ve done that before and I appreciate the gesture.

Looking out towards The Maze of bars: BarCelona on top, Tryst in the middle, Alaska, Green Room, and Wet Spot at ground level. Sloppy Joe’s will be back in the mix next week.
And across the highway, Hot Zone.

So, when I finished my beer, there was still no wine. When the waitress returned, she claimed she had told us no wine was available. Alright, fine. We’ll take our business elsewhere. I was almost out the door when I realized I’d left my umbrella. When I returned to fetch it, the bartender said something to Swan in Tagalog. Swan didn’t look happy when we were back outside, and I asked what happened. Swan said the bartender told her that I was stupid for getting angry at her. First of all, I wasn’t angry at the employees of Cheap Charlies. Yes, I think it is lame for a bar to not keep an inexpensive bottle of wine in stock (or get one across the street if need be), but that’s on the management, not the worker bees. I’m not the regular at CCs I used to be, but during my last visit just over a week ago, I bought the staff dinner from Foodies downstairs and plied them with the usual cookies and lollipops. Why would you call a customer like me stupid? Hmm, maybe I just answered my own question. Needless to say, I won’t be back. Who needs Cheap Charlies?

It had been a long time since my last visit to Hot Zone, and now seemed like a good time to rectify that. There were a few other customers when we arrived, and the owner, Jay, directed us to a table where he was sitting. It was nice to visit with the former Grandmaster of the Subic Bay Hash again. I complimented him on his crew of dancers, who were by far the healthiest-looking (meaning not fat) I’ve seen in town. I did my 50 pesos each thing for all the girls, waitresses included (stupid is as stupid does), and dispensed the cookies and lollipops that were intended for that bar that can’t be bothered to keep wine in stock. I’d forgotten how nice Hot Zone is as a hangout. If they opened earlier than 7 p.m. I’d probably visit more often.

Triked home after the Hot Zone experience and whipped up a batch of sugar-free vanilla pudding for my bedtime treat. And so ended another night out in Barretto.

Friday report card: 18,670 steps, 14.36 kilometers walked, 3,552 calories burned.

It’s April 2009 in my journey through the LTG archives. I wrote about a road trip I made to Korea’s east coast at Naksan. I was happy to see that all the photos from that trip are still up and viewable. I think losing the old domain is what caused the loss of pictures on those older posts.

From Facebook memories:

Seven years ago, I said goodbye to my first crush as a retiree in the Philippines. It was Joana’s last night as bartender at Treasure Island before moving overseas to live with her foreigner boyfriend (hey, I didn’t say the crush was mutual!).
Eight years ago, I was exploring my new stomping grounds in Pyeongtaek.
Nine years ago, I was enjoying a Han River hike in Seoul.

Twelve years ago, I shared this hilarious clip, “What kind of Asian are you?” Still funny after all these years:

And today’s YouTube video is about those damn foreigners who constantly complain about the Philippines. Yeah, I bitch here about the things I dislike the most, like litter, noise, and insane drivers. But what I don’t do is harangue the locals about it. If I did, they’d be right to tell me to go back to my own country if I don’t like it here.

Oh, and sorry I forgot to post yesterday’s YouTube until a commenter let me know about my brain fart. It’s up now.

Today’s Zen thought:

 I Drive Way Too Fast To Worry About Cholesterol.

And the daily dose of humor:

Damn, I hadn’t thought of that. I figured it was just politics.
Well, I identify as a thirty-year-old, but the age bigots won’t accept it.
The future leader of the (D)ims is well-qualified.

And that’s all for now. Still raining outside, which doesn’t bode well for the Kokomo’s Floating Bar send off, but we’ll head out there for a look anyway. Tell you all bout it tomorrow.

When was the last time you listened to Blue Öyster Cult? Damned if I could remember until I came across this one in my Facebook memories:

High tide, low places

And everything in between.

I asked Swan where she wanted to hike, and she told me Baloy Beach. I didn’t have any better ideas, so I figured it was as good as anywhere to start. Of course, even though the official name is Baloy LONG Beach, it’s less than a kilometer in length. So, I thought it would be nice to do the beach walk, take a boat ride across the river, then continue our hike on the streets of Matain and Calapacuan. We did just that, but we encountered some surprises along the way.

I’d never seen the tide this high before.
So, our beach walk included a fair amount of wading.
At high tide, the river has difficulty emptying into the bay. So, we stood in water over our ankles as we waited for the boat to the other side to arrive.
All aboard!
We took a detour through the grounds of a long-abandoned resort in Matain.
It would be a great location if they ever did a sequel to “The Shining.”
This boat got a little tipsy.
And then this happened. I don’t know if the flooding is tide-related or something else.
We trudged on through, but it was dicey in places.
Back on the highway in Calapacuan, another temptation is nearing completion.
We walked the high route to avoid the puddles on the low path.
When the water backs up, so does the garbage that the locals upstream have tossed. Disgusting. Coming to a beach nearby soon.
Wait! Is that a litter-free spot over there? No, never mind.
She stroked and pumped, and nothing came out. Where have I seen that expression before?
We cut our journey short at just under 7K because Swan’s feet were hurting. Walking in wet shoes will do that.

We arrived back at the house just in time to accept a long-awaited delivery from Lazada.

Sugar-free pudding has been out of stock for months.

When the time arrived to head into town, we started our fun at the Outback Resort.

As close to a beach bar as it gets in Barretto.
The tide had receded.

When we were ready to eat, we walked up the beach to Mango’s.

The view from our table.
We were the only customers.
Swan soaking up some beach views.
Our usual pork chop dinner is served.
Manager Gerch offered to take our photo.
Ain’t we sweet?

I had a “buy one, get one” coupon due to expire, and since we were on this side of town, we stopped into the seldom-visited Queen Victoria bar. Back in the day, I was a semi-regular here. It was a dart league venue and a place to stop on the way home. They still have the dart boards up, but they aren’t playable (tables in the way now). The pool table is still there and was seeing some action last night. But the big change in the vibe was erecting a dance stage.

Not a big draw for me, but then again, I was there because of an SOB coupon, so I guess it worked.

Queen Vic has a big room in the back where live music is performed. Probably the best place in town to see the bar bands. The music doesn’t start until nine p.m., and that’s my bedtime, so you won’t find me there.

I paid for two Zeros and drank four, so my mission was a success, and we headed home.

Swan got a little creative with my ice cream dessert. It was yummy! And yes, I get the irony of eating ice cream with a cabinet full of sugar-free pudding waiting to be consumed. I was too lazy to mix it last night.

Thursday’s report card: 19,116 steps, 14.71 kilometers walked, 3,664 calories burned.

In my final post from March 2009, I answered the challenge to list ten things I liked about Korea. I still miss that life.

Today’s YouTube video features a vlogger I’ve watched before talking about his purchase of an abandoned house in a Filipino neighborhood. Sometimes on my walks, I fantasize about what it would be like to live amongst the locals, Filipino-style. Some mountain dwellers don’t have electricity or running water, which would not work for me. But this guy has a small place that, with some work, will be more than comfortable. He said the neighbors are friendly and he’s happy with his decision to make the move. Good for him, but I probably don’t have the balls to willingly give up my creature comforts.

Time for a moment of Zen:

The Early Bird May Get The Worm, But The Second Mouse Gets The
Cheese.

And some things you may or may not enjoy:

Probably the only book AOC ever read.
Most Filipinas love pineapple on their pizza. I don’t know about the sister thing.
I see a lot more roosters than cats around these parts. Just sayin’.

And that’s all I’ve got to say today about yesterday.