Alone again (naturally)

I’ve been around some places in this life.  I moved out of the house I shared with my parents on Milton Avenue in Westminster CA in July, 1973 at the tender age of 17.  Moved into an apartment on Magnolia Avenue in Garden Grove with a neighborhood pal.  I had two girlfriends at the time, Gail and Karen.  Karen lived down San Diego way so it wasn’t too difficult to make sure they were never in the same place at the same time.

A few months later I moved further down (up?) Magnolia to Huntington Beach and shared an apartment with my brother Keith.  I was living there when I had the misfortune of bringing Karen home with me from San Diego while Gail was amongst the friends having an impromptu party at my place.  So shortly thereafter I found myself with zero girlfriends.

About a year later I was dating Bridget and knocked her up.  So we took an apartment in Midway City during her pregnancy with the intention of giving the baby up for adoption. Turns out once I saw my baby girl I wanted to keep her, so I married Bridget.

We rented a nice little house on 22nd Street in Westminster from my parents and engaged in the family life.  Before long my son Kevin came along and we started dreaming of raising our kids somewhere other than Southern California. I managed to secure a transfer of my letter carrier job to the mile high city of Prescott, AZ.

Rented a nice little house on Western Avenue sight unseen, this was before the internet, I found it advertised in the Prescott Courier.  I don’t recall where I managed to get my hands on a copy though.

Anyway, Prescott might just be the best place I ever did live.  Back then it was a bustling little metropolis of 25,000 souls nestled in the Bradshaw Mountains.  It seemed like a place I could spend a lifetime in, so I became a first time homeowner in a sweet little house on San Carlos Road.

We were living there when the marriage fell apart, so I rented a place on the other side of town on Shadow Valley Road.  It was one of those modified A-frame cabin-like things, and I shared it with two random roommates.  I fell in love with a Phoenix gal whom I met in Flagstaff and was attending graduate school in Pocatello, Idaho.  I only got to see her on the occasional weekend when I’d make the drive up north and during school breaks when she’d come home.  Thought she was going to marry me but then she wound up pregnant. With another man’s baby.

That was a pretty devastating blow and I felt the need to change my life.  So I took a job in Fort Smith, AR and rented me an apartment in the illogically named El Conquistador complex.  At least I was close to my kids again who had been staying with my mom and dad on their little 80 acre ranch across the border in Monroe, OK.

I experienced a rather lonely year before the locals determined I was “all right” despite my odd accent.  I had some success with the ladies and eventually started staying with Pamela in her apartment in Poteau, OK.  Got bored after awhile so I moved back into Fort Smith and commenced to dating Iris and Darla.  Iris was seven years older than me and Darla was 7 years younger.  I fantasized about putting Iris’ brain in Darla’s body.  Failing that, i settled for Beckie and moved into her fine house back in Poteau.  We got married and I got promoted and we moved to ourselves and the kids off to Columbia, SC where we rented a house on Greengate street.

Of course, the kids had grown accustomed to having horses, so we bought a house in Lexington on 2/12 acres that was zoned for horses.  In fact, all the streets were named after horses.  We lived on Shetland Lane.

As testament to my selfishness and degenerate character I fell in love with another woman.  Beckie moved out and Carol moved in.  Not long afterwards I got promoted to a job in Arlington, VA.  I lived a few months in an apartment in Crystal City before purchasing a house in Stafford where Carol joined me.

A few years later my misbehavior led me to rent an apartment in Arlington, but eventually I returned home to my house and wife.

In January 2005 I took a job in Seoul and had a government paid for villa in Hannam-dong. Carol was supposed to join me there but got cold feet and backed out.  I chose to stay in Korea rather than return to my American life.

I made several trips to the Philippines where the young women were more than willing to assuage my loneliness.  Then I met Se Hwa through a Korean dating site and she moved in with me for a year and a half.  She left me to move to the USA for a Masters Degree.  And there she remains as far as I know.

Not long after Se Hwa left I met Jee Yeun and we’ve been together ever since.  When I retired I bought us a house on Lockleven Drive in Columbia.  When we stayed in Seoul we lived in an apartment in Gireum-dong.

And now it has come to pass that I’m living in cozy villa in Itaewon.

By my reckoning, during the 43 years of my adult life I’ve spent roughly three years on my own.  It takes some getting used to.

 

 

11 years old

Another year of blogging (to use the term lightly) is in the books.  Sharing old posts each week since the ten year anniversary forced me to scroll through the archives.  It was a painful reminder of just how pathetic my life has mostly been over the years.  But hey, as an old girlfriend once told me “no man is totally worthless–he can always serve as a bad example”.  I imagine that goes for blogging as well. So there’s that.

This post from 2011 contained a solitary image.  Looking at it again this morning it seems more like a metaphor for the way I’ve been living.

Things might change.  Stranger things have happened.

I'm falling and I can't get up...

I’m falling and I can’t get up…

A road ends but the journey continues

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Five years ago I reflected back on my career on the occasion of my retirement ceremony in a post called “The end of the road”.

Heh, turns out the road didn’t end work wise after all.  Just took a longish detour.

Government service didn’t change me at all.  I’ve got the before and after pictures to prove it.

Before

Before

After.

After.

And now it’s all just one day at a time until there ain’t no more days.  None of us are getting out of this alive!

Yoja mama

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Six years ago featured the sixth iteration of the short lived (but popular based on Google visits) series “Yoja of the Week” here at LTG.  My ex-girlfriend (who is now my wife) didn’t much care for me trolling the ‘net looking for beautiful Korean women to post about so the feature eventually faded away like an old soldier.

Here’s the gal I posted that week:

Jun Ji Hyun

Jun Ji Hyun

At the time she was declared “one of the nine hottest women in Korea”.

You are welcome.

The more things change the more they remain the same

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Eight years ago I wrote about “People at Work“.

This is what we looked like back then:

The guy on the extreme right is now the Director.  With the exception of two, all the Koreans remain.  Of course, I'm back now and the woman in the back row (second from left) is coming in January to fill one of our vacancies.

The guy on the extreme right is now the Director. With the exception of two, all the Koreans remain. Of course, I’m back now and the woman in the back row (second from left) is coming in January to fill one of our vacancies.

Work has been a little stressful of late, lots to do and not enough bodies (or hours in the day) to do it all.  But it goes in cycles so I know things will calm down eventually.  Actually, come Thursday it will be a lot calmer seeing as how I’ll be taking a couple of weeks off to visit the family back in South Carolina.  Lots to get done between now and then, but I’ll worry about it tomorrow!

Life’s a beach…

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One year ago found me competing in the Ghost on the Coast darts tourney in lovely Myrtle Beach, SC.  I wrote about that adventure in a post called “On the beach”.

I was in a foul mood and feeling sorry for myself.  And a year later I’m thinking about two of my pals from Columbia who were also with me there and now both are deceased.  As long as you are alive you are still in the game.  It’s easy to forget that sometimes.

What a long strange trip it’s been

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Two years ago found me reflecting back on the journey we call life, or in this case my life in government servitude service.  I wrote about it in a post called “A working class hero is something to be”. 

Nothing much to add to my original thinking back then, although I had no inkling that a couple of years later I’d be rejoining the workforce.  Fact is, I’m actually quite happy to be back in the saddle.  Rather, it’s about the people.  I enjoy the hell out of my co-workers and bosses.  I especially appreciate the intellectual stimulation of engaging in actual conversations.  And on occasion I find the work itself to be a source of satisfaction, if not pride.  It’s different not being the boss, but different in a good way too.  I’m sorta the elder statesman around the office which is kinda cool. I also quite like getting paid every two weeks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njG7p6CSbCU

Teaching English and disappointing my mother

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Ten years ago I wrote about a Korean gal on my pool league team who would work on her English between matches.  On this night she came up to me and in all sincerity asked me the meaning of the word “sodomy”.  Which was the title of that particular post.

As I wrote at the time:

“June” (I don’t know her Korean name, if I asked I’ve forgotten it) is always working on her vocabulary and brings a notebook with words she is learning to the pool league every week. Between games she will ask us the pronunciation and meaning of the words on her list, which she then dutifully writes down in Hanguel. Last night’s words included “guise”, “excavation”, “fraternity”, “carte blanche” and several others I can’t recall at the moment. Me and a couple of the guys sitting at the table would use the word in a sentence, try and provide alterantive definitions, and explain when and how the word might be used. After awhile I got up to throw some darts, and June came up and said I have another word on my list and the guys at the table “couldn’t help her with it”. I said, ok, what’s the word? “Sodomy” (imagine it being said with a Korean accent). I just looked at her. The guy I was playing darts with cracked up and said “go ahead, John. Tell her”.

Her innocence was charming as she waited expectantly for my answer. And my reaction was funny. I am by no means a prude and I don’t think I have any sexual hang-ups, but geez, telling this sweet young woman about sodomy was not as easy as you might imagine. So I fumbled and stumbled, and she wasn’t quite getting it. So, I just described the act. She laughed and said, “oh, something homosexuals do”. I smiled and said yes, but not just homosexuals. And no, I did not give her the slang term for the act. She can find a boyfriend to do that. Anyway, when I mentioned the Biblical origins of the word, she was familiar with the story and we thankfully moved on to other words.

Anyway, that was the highlight of that particular evening.  Things haven’t improved much since then, eh?

There was only one comment to that post (which made it above average I suppose).  And that was from my mother.  She said: “Great to read your blogs again…..Answer my emails when you are bored…..love MOM”

Sorry mom for being such a selfish bastard.  Nothing would please me more than to answer the emails that will never come again.

About a lucky man who made the grade

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Things are going reasonably well in my life, or at least fair to middling.  Not so much a year ago though, if  “I read the news today, oh boy” is any indication.  Nothing like a  reminder of sadder times to give you a little perspective I suppose.

Anyway, my Korean life may be at times every bit as boring, but the beer is better here. So there’s that.

Only the lonely

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One year ago found me living on my own back in the USA.  I’d been home for a month without the wife and I was not a happy camper.  I wrote about it in a post called “Nada y nada”.

As it turned out Jee Yeun never did come back to me.  So I resolved to come “home” to Korea.  I took a part time job that paid less than ten bucks an hour (and I was worth every penny of it!) but provided me SOFA status.  And from there I was able to maneuver my way back into my old organization at a rate of compensation that should allow me to be debt free when my one year and a day appointment expires next June.  As of now I’m hoping to get extended for at least another year after that.  And then we shall see.

For now I’ll just roll along one day at a time.  Until I run out of days that is.

Welcome to my nightmare

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Seven years ago I was hospitalized for the first and last (so far) time.  It was not a pleasant experience.  I wrote about it in a post called “In the hospital”.

Now, I’m generally satisfied with the medical care I receive in Korea.  But a hospital stay is a whole other animal.  I was extremely uncomfortable for the 3 days I spent in the confines of Soonchanhwang University Hospital.  And let’s just say that the cute Korean nurses had missed the training in tender loving care.

Unlike the USA, Korean doctors will hospitalize you for just about anything.  I checked in with a high fever and three days later I was advised I had a “virus in my spleen” and was being given antibiotics through an IV.  I said the hell with that, asked for a prescription and checked myself out.  Getting out of there also proved to be a nightmare, but escape I did.

I did feel bad when I learned that the 8th Army Deputy Commanding General (two stars) had come by to visit after I had left.  Ah well, I’m still with 8th Army and he ain’t, so no worries.

A year or so later I needed a skin graft on a finger and they wanted to admit me for that.  I told them bluntly that ain’t happening so they consented to doing it on an outpatient basis.  And here I am, just as handsome as ever.  Shuddup!

A run to the DMZ

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Nine years ago found me making my second tour of the DMZ with my visiting step-son Nolan.  I posted some pictures of the adventure in a post called “Emptying the camera”.

If you are going to tour the DMZ, I highly recommend doing it through the USO.  It’s a lot better experience than my lame-ass write-up would indicate.  Which was made even worse by the fact that all the photos at some point in time became corrupted.  I reposted most of them just, but it’s still a mess.

September has proven to be have been pretty much a desert over the years here at LTG.  Hard to find a worthy post amongst 10 years of September.  Hell, one year I didn’t post anything all month, and a couple of other times I only posted once or twice.  Ah well, if you come here looking for quality you are surely used to being disappointed by now.

 

The last family reunion

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Six years ago found me back “home” in South Carolina where the McCrarey clan gathered for a family get together on the appropriately named Lake Wateree.  I wrote about the event in a post called “Last day in the Colonies”.  Little did I know it would turn out to be the last reunion with mom and dad present.

Anyway, lots of photos at the link if you want to enjoy some of South Carolina’s finest.

The clan (that's with a "c" now, so don't go getting any stereotypes of the Palmetto State running through your head.  Interestingly, nephew Justin wound up moving to Korea, and nephew Josh just finished his second visit here.  And of course, Dad the sailor, had spent many nights on Texas street in Busan when he was in port...

The clan (that’s with a “c” now, so don’t go getting any stereotypes of the Palmetto State running through your head. Interestingly, nephew Justin wound up moving to Korea, and nephew Josh just finished his second visit here. And of course, Dad the sailor, had spent many nights on Texas street in Busan when he was in port…

Ah well, it’s a bittersweet memory now.

I’ll take mine hot and juicy please

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Six years ago I actually wrote something substantial here at LTG when I weighed in on the Juicy Girl/human trafficing issue in a post called “Juicy bars and prostitution”.

Subsequently, the juicy bars outside Osan have been placed off limits for USFK personnel.  My views as expressed in the linked post above haven’t changed.  I find it odd that the same “progressive” thinkers who say it’s a woman’s right to abort a fetus (who’s body is it anyway?) want to tell women they can’t make a living with that same body in any damn way she chooses, including prostituting herself.  Obviously I draw the line about women who are unwilling “trafficed” or are below the age of consent.  Otherwise, I just don’t think it is anyone’s damn business.

What really pisses me off is the ‘do-gooders” actually hurt these women.  They close down the bars and put the girls on the street with no income and no protection from predators.  Fuck that.

Get outta town!

It was a beautiful day for a Sunday drive and so we took one.  Out to the Bomunsa Temple on Seokmodo island near Incheon.  I’ll let the photos do the talking.

We left at 10:00.  Traffic wasn't bad except for when it was (especially in Gimpo city).  That's my Seoul driving face.

We left at 10:00. Traffic wasn’t bad except for when it was (especially in Gimpo city). That’s my Seoul driving face.

The journey even included a boat ride!  And there's my sad old car surrounded very expensive vehicles on the ferry.  But hey, my wife is hot!

The journey even included a boat ride! And there’s my sad old car surrounded by very expensive vehicles on the ferry. But hey, my wife is hot!

There won't be any ferry rides in the not too distant future as a bridge is under construction.  The ferry wasn't bad though (W20,000 round trip).  Well, coming back we were in a 30 minute line of cars, but the had the ferries going in a continuous loop so we just kicked back and enjoyed the views.

There won’t be any ferry rides in the not too distant future as a bridge is under construction. The ferry wasn’t bad though (W20,000 round trip). Well, coming back we were in a 30 minute line of cars, but they had the ferries going in a continuous loop so we just kicked back and enjoyed the views.

Jee Yeun wanted to eat before we visited the temple, so we drove around the island a bit looking for a suitable place.  It really is a beautiful island by the way.  So, we drove by this place sitting proudly on a hill surrounded by wildflowers.  The parking lot was full which I took as a good sign the food would be good too.

Jee Yeun wanted to eat before we visited the temple, so we drove around the island a bit looking for a suitable place. It really is a beautiful island by the way. So, we drove by this place sitting proudly on a hill surrounded by wildflowers. The parking lot was full which I took as a good sign the food would be good too.

We had a pleasant outside table with a nice view...

We had a pleasant outside table with a nice view…

...where we dined under a canopy of grape vines...

…where we dined under a canopy of grape vines…

And a close up view of what I can only guess to be an eggplant based on its fruit.

And a close up view of what I can only guess to be an eggplant based on its fruit.

We didn't have the eggplant though, instead opting for a Korean "pizza" full of squid and other seafood like stuff.  It was quite delicious.

We didn’t have the eggplant though, instead opting for a Korean “pizza” full of squid and other seafood like stuff. It was quite delicious.

And some "ding dong" jiggae...(inside joke)

And some “ding dong” jiggae…(inside joke)

Jee Yeun also insisted on some Makoli...

Jee Yeun also insisted on some Makoli…

Our appetites satiated, it was off to Bomunsa where Jee Yeun bowed and prayed to the Buddha in three different temples.  I was thinking he probably heard her the first time, but what do I know.  I'll tell you I know.  Every temple I've visited in Korea has required a pretty hefty climb to the top of a mountain.  What's up with that?  I was pouring sweat when I made it to the top...

Our appetites satiated, it was off to Bomunsa where Jee Yeun bowed and prayed to the Buddha in three different temples. I was thinking he probably heard her the first time, but what do I know. I’ll tell you what I do know. Every temple I’ve visited in Korea has required a pretty hefty climb to the top of a mountain. What’s up with that? I was pouring sweat when I made it to the top…

...where I held court with this captive audience.  All I got from them was stony stares.

…where I held court with this captive audience. All I got from them was stony stares.

I do admit the view from the top *almost* made the climb worth it...

I do admit the view from the top *almost* made the climb worth it…

And as far as temples go this one was quite nice...

And as far as temples go this one was quite nice…

Carved out of a big ol' rock...

Carved out of a big ol’ rock…

The third building in which Jee Yeun took to her knees...

The third building in which Jee Yeun took to her knees…

A shrine of the times.

A shrine of the times.

And the visitors made a shrine of their own...

And the visitors made a shrine of their own…

The obligatory dragon heads...

The obligatory dragon heads…

Bang the drum slowly. (I didn't bang it at all of course).

Bang the drum slowly. (I didn’t bang it at all of course).

We donated a slate shingle for good luck...

We donated a slate shingle for good luck…

Obviously this was my favorite feature on the temple grounds.  Never seen anything like it before....

Obviously this was my favorite feature on the temple grounds. Never seen anything like it before….

Although the poor guys all seemed to be suffering from male pattern baldness...

Although the poor guys all seemed to be suffering from male pattern baldness…

And then it was time to make the drive home, but we brought Buddha along for some good luck.  We still got lost though.  I guess even the Buddha can't make sense of my damn GPS...

And then it was time to make the drive home, but we brought Buddha along for some good luck. We still got lost though. I guess even the Buddha can’t make sense of my damn GPS…

Anyway, it was a good trip.  Jee Yeun especially seemed to enjoy herself.  Even asking if we could go somewhere every Saturday.  I’m not sure which will give out first my nerves from driving or my hooptie from being driven.  Time will tell…

 

That will drive you mad

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Nine years ago I made my first drive out to the Incheon airport to pick up my step-son. The trip started auspiciously when I discovered the garage door at my apartment building was blocked by an illegally parked car.  The journey ended with my car breaking down on the return trip near the Han river.  I wrote about that fiasco in a post called “Adventures in driving”.  

All these years later I drove my new old car home from work today.  It took an hour in heavy traffic, and there were a couple of wrong turns before I finally gave up on the GPS and listened to Jee Yeun.  I did manage to affix the GPS to the dashboard using Velcro, for all the good it did me.

Welp, the car is now safely parked in the garage here in Gireum-dong where it will sit until Sunday morning.  Then I’m going to head back out Incheon way to take my wife on a visit to a famous Buddhist temple near there.  I suppose I am up for a new adventure in driving.

And the wheel in the sky keeps on turning

In celebration of ten years of blogging here at LTG, each week for the next 52 51 50 49 48 47 46 45 44 43 42 41 40 39 38 37 36 35 34 33 32 313029 28 27 26 2524 23 22 2120 19 18 weeks I will delve deep into the sewer archives of past posts to bring you a tidbit of blog history.  I had originally planned to call this series “The best of LTG”, but damn, there just wasn’t much “best” to be found.  And mediocre is too hard to spell.)

Nine years ago I celebrated my 51st birthday in grand fashion.  I wrote about it in a post called “Finished with fifty”.  And now I’m leaving the 50s behind altogether.

Ah, but I was so much older then, I’m younger than that now.

 

The final journey

In celebration of ten years of blogging here at LTG, each week for the next 52 51 50 49 48 47 46 45 44 43 42 41 40 39 38 37 36 35 34 33 32 313029 28 27 26 2524 23 22 21 20 19 weeks I will delve deep into the sewer archives of past posts to bring you a tidbit of blog history.  I had originally planned to call this series “The best of LTG”, but damn, there just wasn’t much “best” to be found.  And mediocre is too hard to spell.)

Three years ago found me in my Dad’s beloved hometown of Memphis, TN to commit his cremains to the muddy waters of the Mississippi river.  I wrote about in a post called “To the sea”.

Brother Keith carries the ashes to the riverside

Brother Keith carries the ashes to the riverside

Where one of Dad's favorite poems was read--Sea Fever by John Masefield

Where one of Dad’s favorite poems was read–Sea Fever by John Masefield

And then we sent him on his final journey

And then we sent him on his final journey

I must go down to the seas again, to the vagrant gypsy life,
To the gull’s way and the whale’s way where the wind’s like a whetted knife;
And all I ask is a merry yarn from a laughing fellow-rover,
And quiet sleep and a sweet dream when the long trick’s over.

 

“If it goes in greasy, it comes out easy”

Time to catch y’all up on the happenings in my so called life.

This GPS unit was a steal at only $1200.00!  And it even comes with a 1999 Hyundai Sonata (not pictured).

This GPS unit was a steal at only $1200.00! And it even comes with a 1999 Hyundai Sonata (not pictured).

I finalized the deal on my vehicle purchase.  My new/old car is currently sitting at the embassy annex on Camp Coiner (right next door to Yongsan Garrison).  The guy I bought it from has been reassigned to the embassy in Afghanistan (no idea who he pissed off) and flies Monday, so there was some urgency in getting things done.  I should have everything I need now except the “de-registration” form from the embassy.  And the guy who handles that said I should definitely have it “next week”.  I went by an insurance company Friday but given that it was a Korean holiday (Independence Day and you are welcome) I couldn’t get a policy issued.  I was promised four quotes on Monday and should be able to purchase some bona fide coverage by the time I get the embassy paperwork.  Then it’s just a matter of taking all my documents to the USFK vehicle registration folks at Camp Kim (across the street from Yongsan Garrison), getting a temporary vehicle tag, then going to Camp Coiner to pick up the car, take it back to Camp Kim, and have my permanent licence plate installed.

If all goes according to plan I’ll be taking a road trip to Bonumsa Temple (near Incheon) with Jee Yeun next Saturday.  Jee Yeun has already asked if I’ll let her drive.  In her words “can I drive?” To which I responded “can you?”.  Anyway, since it’s a $1200 hooptie I reckon there’s not too much risk in finding out.

Yesterday me and my boss had a working lunch in Itaewon.  She asked me what I wanted to eat and I said “how about barbecue?”  Turns out she was thinking the same thing and we both had the same place in mind, a new joint called Linus’ BBQ.

And in fact, I did have a perfectly fine bowel movement this morning...

And in fact, I did have a perfectly fine bowel movement this morning…

The double entendres didn’t end with the marquee.

Here's a crappy photo of the well-worn menu...

Here’s a crappy photo of the well-worn menu…

The brisket is described as what happens “when a man from swine country diddles with cows”.  I passed on “da bomb” sandwich because I was not in the mood to have “Linus’ BBQ bust a nut in my mouf”.

The boss and I had a good laugh over the decidedly un-PC menu, then ordered us up some south Alabama-style barbecue.

I selected the pulled pork platter for W15,000 and did enjoy it...

I selected the pulled pork platter for W15,000 and did enjoy it…

We arrived a few minutes before the 11:30 opening time and I was surprised to be greeted by one of the waitresses I know from Dillinger’s who also moonlights (sunlights?) at Linus’. It was good that we arrived early because by 11:45 the place was packed and there was a goodly sized waiting line.  I asked my friend from Dillinger’s (I don’t recall her name, but she knew mine which made me feel ashamed) if it was always this busy for lunch.  She told me it was and that if I wanted to come later in the evening it would be best to make a reservation.  Damn, I hate that because I am not big on planning ahead.

Anyway, the boss and I had a nice lunch and chat (despite the overly loud 1960’s music). We did some work talk and I also got to learn a little more about her personal story.  I actually like and respect her very much.  At some point I confessed to having a blog (she thought it strange that I was taking so many pictures) but assured her I rarely post about work.  She said “good, and if you mention me give me a pseudonym.  Just make sure it doesn’t start with a B”.  Did I mention Ms. B has a wicked sense of humor?  I think we are going to get along just fine!

I am meeting up with Young Chun next week to deliver some more copies of his book. On the drive back to the office I told Ms. B (who is also Korean-American) a little about Young’s story and she seemed interested so I gave her a copy of the book to read.  Ms. B had briefly mentioned some of her Korean dating experiences over lunch.  And without thinking I said “I should introduce you to Young”.  I reckon I should have consulted Young on that first.  She didn’t say no to the idea, although she may not be available this Thursday when I meet Young.  On my way upstairs to my office I thought to myself “dude, that was plain ass stupid.  If they did meet up and things go south, I’ll be in direct line for the fallout”.  I marched back downstairs and told her that and she said “I’m not really that much of a bitch.  Usually”.   Ha!  Well there is something to be said for living dangerously I suppose.

I’ve been spending a goodly portion of my free time at Shenanigans where they treat me like a regular.  A regular what I’m not saying.  But I have earned a coveted spot on the computer cash register screen where bar tabs are maintained.

I told them I would have preferred "Handsome" to "Big".  They just laughed.

I told them I would have preferred “Handsome” to “Big”. They just laughed.

It’s been a hot summer and that has necessitated my drinking plenty of fluids.

OB will likely keep me warm this winter as well...

OB will likely keep me warm this winter as well…