SOBoween

My big daytime accomplishment (in addition to TWO posts here at LTG) was securing permission from the Philippines government to depart this lovely land next week.

I shall be released.

Then the time for the weekly SOB dance competition rolled around. Last night was a special event for Halloween, and it was announced that the dancers and customers were encouraged to dress up for the occasion.

I did as I was told and dug through the closet for my suit. Turns out, that wasn’t what was meant by “dressing up.” Who knew?
It was like I had a hole in my head or something. Anyway, the gal I’m standing with in the previous photo had a make-up kit and helped me look a little scarier than normal.
But my neighbor Jack took the prize for the best customer costume.
And very well-deserved. Great job!

It was by far the best SOB I’ve attended in a long time. Most of the girls went all-out in creating some nifty costumes, and they were also very creative in doing Halloween-themed dance routines.

You remember my pal Joy from Alaska Club, right?
Never bought a lady drink for a gal that looked like her before!
Good times!

Another late (for me) night, but other than peeing my pants in the trike coming home, I was no worse for wear.

Today I applied for my e-visa to Cambodia and booked a hotel room for the first two nights in Phnom Penh. I’ll look around and see where I want to spend the rest of the week once I get there.

It was raining this morning, so I just did a neighborhood walk.

Some of every street except one. I’ll need to adjust accordingly next time.

Looks like it’s gonna be a rainy Saturday night in Barretto. I guess I’ll have to think of some indoor activity I can engage in to pass the time. Hmm, maybe I’ll visit a bar!

UPDATE: Photos of last night’s winners:

Third Place: Voodoo
Second Place: Alaska Club
First Place: Wet Spot

Beachy keeno

See? This blog does serve some purpose.

Another lazy Tuesday is in the books. I call it my lazy Tuesday because I go grocery shopping instead of hiking. This week Royal featured three items I was interested in at significantly discounted prices. I kept them together in the cart and then paid close attention as the cashier ran them through the scanner. All came out with the reduced price, so I’m happy to report that Royal didn’t try and scam me this week.

My mountain mama came to collect her weekly allowance and also gave me one of her great massages. Maybe the best ever. Sometimes I fantasize about building a hut up on her mountaintop and living that life with her. Of course, the reality is that I’d likely go stark raving mad after a week or two isolated up there.

In the afternoon, I got bored waiting for beer o’clock to roll around, so I decided to take a walk on Baloy beach. One of my reasons for doing so was that I’d been reading about the resolution of a property dispute, and the “rightful owners” were having the “squatters” removed from the land and their buildings destroyed. In my mind, I was picturing a few dilapidated shacks and shanties being dispensed with, but Wowza, it was a three-block stretch of destruction, including several beach resorts that catered to low-income Filipinos. When I walked by, it looked like someone had dropped a bomb.

I only took a photo of one of the former resorts, but they all looked like this. I guess the idea is to keep the squatters from moving back in. There were also a couple of security guards posted in the area. One rumor is a large new hotel will be constructed on this land. The other is that a casino will be built. This being the Philippines, I won’t be surprised if the land sits there looking like a war zone for years to come.

My other reason for visiting Baloy yesterday was to check out rumors that the Kokomo’s floating bar was once again anchored offshore.

And there she is! Listing and looking rather decrepit.
I did a zoom shot for a better look-see, and it appears there is a LONG way to go renovation-wise before it will be ready to reopen for business, assuming it ever does. I hope so, though. I really enjoy the change of pace of sipping a cold beer out on the water.

In the meantime, I’ll have to settle for taking in beach views like this:

And this.

I walked on up the beach and noticed it was now beer o’clock, so I popped into McCoy’s for a cold one. It has been several weeks since my last visit here, and I was warmly greeted by the friendly bartender.

It’s good to be back!
The view from my barstool. Not as nice as the floating bar, but it will do for now.

I wound up staying for three beers, then headed back up Baloy Road to Barretto. And since Snackbar is right at the intersection of Baloy and the highway, it was perfectly logical that I should pay them a visit while I was in the neighborhood.

I suppose there were other incentives as well.

I had a few more beers here and bought a round of lady drinks for the staff. The sad thing is that with the sister resto now closed, no food is available at the inaptly named Snackbar. I suggested to the owner that she get a Sit-n-Bull menu since they deliver, but she insisted she is going to find a new location for her kitchen. I wish her good luck with that effort.

Being hungry, I wandered up the highway to Wet Spot and had a big El Padre burrito delivered from Sit-n-Bull next door. It definitely hit the spot and filled a void. I washed it down with a couple more beers, then called it a night. According to my Fitbit, I was asleep shortly before 9 p.m.

That’s the way this old man rolls on a lazy Tuesday. Tonight I’ll be feeding the girls from Hideaway, and we’ll see what happens from there.

Oh, and let me leave you with this TikTok snippet of gals dancing to Dylan’s “Like a Rolling Stone.” And just so you know, I don’t normally indulge in TikTok at all (although the Chinese probably get a full account of my activities from Google anyway), but it was posted on the Althouse blog, and I did rather enjoy it. So here you go:

@bdcnyc

Just going to leave this video of Lucy Vallely here 🔥

♬ original sound – Broadway Dance Center NYC

Hmm, the video doesn’t embed, so you’ll have to click on the link. Sorry!

We’ve had just about enough of you!

I started my Tuesday with a trip to the immigration office to renew my tourist visa. Everything went as it normally does, except that when I got my paperwork back, it included instructions for leaving the country and a handwritten “last extension.” I guess I’ve just about worn out my welcome.

I’ve been renewing my tourist visa every sixty days. The maximum time in country on a tourist visa is three years. My time is up in December.

Right now, I’m in the initial planning phase for a trip to Cambodia next month. I was disappointed to see I’m going to have to fly out of Manila instead of the much more conveniently located airport in Angeles. Provided the Philippines allows me to re-enter the country, my tourist visa clock resets for three years. Returning shouldn’t be a problem now that I’ve been vaxxed, but there are several paperwork hoops I need to jump through before I can get back in. Hopefully, there won’t be any problems with that.

No excitement at the grocery store unless you find steadily increasing prices exciting. The only saving grace is the dollar continues to gain strength.

This is a historic high for the dollar. Not enough to keep up with inflation, but better than nothing.

Jen, one of the Hideaway girls, had a birthday yesterday, and Joy asked me to bring her a cake.

She seemed to appreciate the sentiment.

After I departed Hideaway, I wasn’t sure where I wanted to go. I had half a mind (shuddup!) to enjoy the vistas from BarCelona, but as I passed by It Doesn’t Matter, it occurred to me that I shouldn’t let my disappointment with being a bad judge of character impact my choices on where to enjoy a cold beer. Time to let the past go and move on, so IDM it was.

I actually spent more time than I usually do there, almost two hours. I greeted all the familiar faces, then settled into my outdoor seat to watch the world go by. And guess who was sitting next to me, keeping me company?

That’s right, no one. I bought zero lady drinks during my visit. I usually buy several at 200 pesos a pop, so my savings were pretty significant. Although, honestly, it’s never been about the money for me.

In case you are wondering, yes, Agnes was my waitress. I was, of course, polite, and she was friendly. That’s the way it should be.

By the time I departed IDM, I was feeling no pain. The usual trike stands were empty, so I hoofed it up the highway all the way to Queen Victoria. Popped in there and had one more for the road, then found a trike for home.

I woke up this morning to a Facebook reminder that I was hanging out in Pattaya, Thailand, six years ago.

I visited a place called Pussy Bar, and this lovely lady kept me company. There was something special about her; I could feel it inside me. Turns out, there was no pussy in pussy bar, only ladyboys. This one was very friendly, but she didn’t get my cherry.

There is a boy I love, though, right here in Barretto:

I love how he is making the heart symbol with his front legs. Love you too, Buddy!

A nice hike with the Wednesday Walkers I’ll post about tomorrow. It’s feeding night again at Hideaway, and I baked up a batch of carrot cupcakes to share with the girls for dessert (I’ll order a pizza for the main course).

Out of the oven…
Cream cheese frosting and ready to go!

Alright, that brings y’all up to date in my corner of the world. See you here again soon!

Not a lot to talk about

A pretty mundane Thursday, but then, a day without drama is a good thing.

I treated myself to breakfast on the beach at Harley’s.
The Swedish pancakes with a side of bacon and some black coffee hit the spot.

After eating, I took a walk to the end of Baloy road, then back on the beach.

Another beautiful morning here in paradise.

Came back home and napped, then wrote TWO blog posts to satiate the hunger of my faithful readers.

I’d mentioned thinking it was time to change my routines where I’d rely less on unreliable bargirls for my entertainment. One idea is to start playing darts again, so yesterday, I took my arrows with me when I went into town for my daily dose of beer. I picked Johansson’s as my practice venue because they have nice boards, very few customers, and no bargirl distractions.

The view from my barstool.
Johansson’s dining area
The pool table and one of two dart boards.

It had been months since I’d touched my darts, and it showed. My first few throws were off the board. Yeah, I don’t recall being that bad, even as a rookie. The longer I threw, the better my accuracy became, but it was still nowhere near the level I need to achieve to be competitive.

In one hour of practice, I threw one 6-mark, two 5-marks, and a 3-bulls shot.

Two triple 20s.
Five 17s
Five 16s
And three bullseyes

My big concern is that the lack of consistency is compounded by the fact that my darts are frequently “leaners” (not going into the board straight) which can result in fallouts and blocked shots. Anyway, it was only day one of practice; we’ll see how it goes on Saturday.

Where to next? I’m taking a break from several of my usual haunts for now (Snackbar, Cheap Charlies, It Doesn’t Matter, and Blue Butterfly), leaving me twenty-something venues to choose from. Well, I needed some exercise (that was my excuse), so I hoofed it across town and paid an off-schedule visit to Hideaway Bar. What can I say? I’m comfortable there.

A little excitement on the highway out front. I’ve never seen less skilled drivers than Filipinos. Sorry, but that’s a fact. I get road rage in the passenger seat just watching the stupidity of your average driver here.

When it was time to move on, I made my way to BarCelona for a couple more beers. Service was marginally better, and I do enjoy the atmosphere that comes with sitting outdoors on the rooftop.

And then, as I made my way home, I decided to live dangerously, and I popped into Sloppy Joe’s, the scene of the robbery I posted about yesterday. No one tried to steal my necklace (probably because I wasn’t wearing one). I did wind up buying a lady drink. My waitress there remembered me from the pre-scamdemic days when she worked at Man Cave. Don’t worry; I have no interest in engaging in the bargirl game and the chicanery associated with it; this was just a “nice to see you again” drink. In fact, I left before she finished drinking it.

I participated in a very nice hike today that I’ll post about tomorrow, but we did finish at Dynamite Dick’s where Dick updated us on the stabbing incident I mentioned in yesterday’s post. So it seems the culprit, ironically named Cutter, is a guy from Seattle in his mid-30s. Dick wasn’t there at the time of the incident, but he told us Cutter’s victim (the wife) is still in the hospital recovering from her wounds. The actions of Cutter were entirely out of character and resulted from some kind of mental breakdown, which may or may not have been fueled by drugs (meth is pretty popular with some folks here).

The wife declined to press charges against her husband, so police released him to the custody of immigration officials who transported Cutter to Manila for deportation. Apparently, Cutter had another breakdown, and then authorities gave him a shot of something to calm him down. Cutter then went into cardiac arrest and died. So, I guess that’s the end of the story.

This evening I’ll be attending the SOB at Hot Zone. And that’s where things stand as of now.

Feeling a little baliw

One of the few Tagalog words I recognize, mostly because I hear it all the time.

Baliw [noun]  crazy person; deranged person; psycho; lunatic

[adjective]  crazy; nuts

At first, I thought they were commenting on the color of my eyes; it sounds a lot like “blue,” if blue had two syllables. Why the girls call me crazy is a mystery. Kind of.

Anyway, things didn’t get too crazy last night. Fed the Hideaway girls pizza, and for dessert, I baked up a batch of cupcakes.

Joy appears to have enjoyed the meal.

I stayed a little longer at Hideaway than usual (I think Joy had four lady drinks instead of the usual three), but I always start craving a change of venue, so I headed up the highway.

A nice enough end to the day.

I spent the early hours of darkness at The Green Room, where I had TWO coupons from the SOB to expend: “buy a lady drink and get two customer drinks” and the usual “buy one, get one” bargain. I also had dinner delivered from Sit-n-Bull– a most excellent burrito. A pleasant enough evening, then I was home shortly after 8:00.

For breakfast this morning, I did some leftovers from yesterday’s baking exploits:

Cupcakes and oatmeal raisin cookies.
But it ain’t breakfast without bacon, right?

This is Hash Monday, so I didn’t want to expend my limited quantity of energy on a long morning walk, but I did take a stroll through the neighborhood. My future residence was on my mind, so I took some photos from various perspectives.

As seen from the low road.
A zoom shot from the low road. The master bedroom is on the second floor. That construction on the ground floor will be another bedroom that I’ll use as quarters for my helper.
From the far end of the low road.
The back of the house.
A zoom shot of the backside (ass?) of the house. Living room, kitchen, and dining area on the ground floor. Two bedrooms/two baths upstairs.
On approach from the high road.
The cul-de-sac view. Huge fenced yard and grand vistas all around.
Here’s an example of what I’ll be seeing after the move.

Yep, this post was even lamer than usual. But on the bright side, future posts will seem more thrilling by comparison. Guenther is the Hare today, and I expect the usual life-threatening excitement. I will see how far I get before the inevitable bailing out.

Come on back tomorrow; it’s bound to get better.

GOVIC highway

GOVIC highway, let me slip away on you
GOVIC highway, you seen better days
The morning after blues from my head down to my shoes
GOVIC highway, let me slip away, slip away on you


(with apologies to Gordon Lightfoot)

Our Wednesday Walkers group traveled out to Castillejos yesterday to hike the GOVIC bypass highway (basically a 7K loop around the city).

Just to put it all in perspective: The red dot near the bottom is Barretto. We drove up to Castillejos and did the blue loop shown above. Then had lunch at a little restaurant in town run by a German guy.

The trek was all on pavement, but a lot of it was through sparsely populated countryside, so it was a nice change of pace. As usual, I’ll share photos from the adventure later in this post.

Speaking of hiking, my pal Kevin Kim, a notorious distance walker, began his journey circumnavigating Jeju island in South Korea. You can follow his journey on his blog, Kevin’s Walk 6. Good luck, Kevin!

So, about last night. I went to Mango’s again, hoping to score some pork chops for Joy’s dinner, but alas, once again, they were out of stock. I couldn’t resist giving the manager a little advice: It’s your most popular item on the menu. If you are always running out, you should consider ordering more. He thanked me for the sage advice.

Plan B was John’s place, and he didn’t disappoint. I ordered the bulgogi with rice and sixteen Korean-style chicken wings for takeout.

The bulgogi.
The wings.
The freshly baked brownies.
The devourment.
The look of satisfaction on Joy’s face.

Mission accomplished. When my time at Hideaway was done, I headed back up the highway to my side of town. I stopped at Bar Barretto, but I was one beer and out there. It’s a nice place but boring for early birds like me. I understand it gets hoppin’ when the band is playing. Next up was a new bar that I still need to review, Sloppy Joe’s. When I arrived, I was the only customer and sat down in the outdoor seating area. It doesn’t appear they have a bargirl staff, and the solitary waitress served me my beer and didn’t seem interested in the usual chitchat that leads to a lady drink. Suit yourself.

There was one incident that stems from the downside of drinking in a ground-floor bar facing the National highway. I’m not talking about the noise (which is pretty bad) but the beggars buzzing around like hungry mosquitos. One woman had a rather unique method for trying to extract money from my pocket. She just stood on the shoulder, ten yards away, and didn’t say a word–just stared at me. I tried to ignore her for a while, playing with my phone, but when I looked up, she was still there staring. I finally said loudly, “stop staring at me!”. She responded with words I didn’t understand, but the tone was angry. So there would be no misunderstanding, I answered with the universally understood words, “fuck you, bitch!” She said, “fuck you, too,” and walked away.

I paid my bill shortly thereafter (had to go inside, my waitress never came back) and was thinking about popping into Queen Victoria for my “one for the road” before going home. Then I remembered that I had a pot roast overcooking in the crockpot, so I grabbed a trike and headed back to Alta Vista.

The meat came out tender and juicy; that’s the main thing. But I was out of pepperoncini which adds a nice flavor, and I forgot to cut up some carrot chunks. Anyway, still quite tasty.

A strawberry-banana-pineapple smoothie for my sweet tooth and I called it a night.

Alright, which of these two memes is funniest:

Yes, they are both good. I’d call it a tie.

Oh, I forgot to mention that I had a package delivery:

This Juan’s for me!
My new walking sticks, or trekking poles, if you prefer. I’m still only going to use one at a time, but I like to have a backup handy. My old stick broke last week, but luckily we’ve been doing flat trails since then.

Alright, here are the photos from Wednesday’s hike I promised. As always, Scott gets the credit for many of these:

We took the roundabout way in Castillejos. The last portion did require walking the National highway, but it wasn’t nearly as bad as it typically is in Barretto.
Steve and Scott provided the transport in their cars. Martin and his gal rode out on his Harley.
The group shot.
Rollin’ down the road…
The friendliness of the locals really stood out on this hike…everyone gave us a shout-out and made us feel welcome.
The love of cookies (or biscuits, as some locals say) is universal.
It was a beautiful day, albeit a tad on the warm side. But at least it didn’t rain.
A rest and regrouping stop.
Marching on.
A tranquil scene from the countryside.
This is the peak season for the thatch grass. This batch was around 12 feet high. The old-timers say it is as high as they’ve ever seen it.
We don’t need no edukasyon.
I’m taking what they’re givin’ ’cause I’m workin’ for a livin’.
Here’s some “junk” food for you!
Heading back to the National highway.
Warm greetings from the friendly trike drivers here.
Hiking the highway.
A water tower.
Every city has to have a marketplace.
When (if) I move into the blue house, I’m thinking about getting a nipa hut like this and putting it out in the huge yard.
The Castillejos town square.
The small restaurant where we lunched. Having us all there out once kind of overwhelmed the staff, but they did a good job taking care of us.
A member of the hard-working kitchen crew. Everyone seemed to enjoy their meal.

And after lunch, we walked back to the vehicles and made the drive to Barretto. It was a very nice hike overall, and it is always good to see some relatively new scenery (we had last done this trail on New Year’s Day in 2021).

You can Relive the hike here if you’d like:

Turning back the pages to the times I love best
I wonder if she'll ever do the same
Now the thing that I call living is just being satisfied
With knowing I got no one left to blame

Carefree highway, got to see you my old flame
Carefree highway, you seen better days
The morning after blues from my head down to my shoes
Carefree highway, let me slip away, slip away on you

The wild and windy night

The calm before the storm as seen from my balcony yesterday afternoon.

The photo above also reveals that when the house below my unit is completed, my view of the bay will be all but obliterated. As I was lamenting that fact, I heard from a friend asking if I was interested in moving to the Grand Canyon next year. I told her I was open to the proposition, and she invited me to come and check it out. And so I did.

I’m not the President of South Korea, but I could see myself living in the Blue House.

Actually, this house was featured in my streets of Alta Vista series.

It sits at the end of Grand Canyon street.

The house is practically a landmark because it sits high and stands out for miles around when you are looking up from the valley. I’ve always thought it looked small, but the landlord gave me a tour yesterday, and it is bigger inside than it appears from the outside. Only two bedrooms upstairs, but they are decent sized, and both have their own bathroom with shower. A comfortable living room and functional kitchen with a pantry. The best thing about the house is its panoramic 360-degree views with balconies on three sides and a large ground-floor patio. The owner is also in the process of adding a ground-floor master bedroom which would be perfect for my helper. It has a huge fenced yard that would be ideal for Buddy and Lucky.

The house owner is moving to the UK to be with her husband early next year. My lease isn’t up until June, but she’s willing to be flexible with me, and I think we have a tentative deal worked out. I’m looking forward to the change of scenery, all this construction noise around me (four fucking houses!) is wearing me out, and once my view is gone, there is no point in staying here.

So, that was a nice surprise just before I headed out for my Sunday evening in town. I had promised Joy the Mango’s grilled pork chops but warned her they were “out of stock” about half the time. And sure enough, I got the “sorry, Sir John” response when I placed the order. **deep breath. relax. accept the Filipino way** Okay, then, give me the lasagna with a side of mashed potatoes.

Joy’s dinner. Lasagna and taters.
Joy enjoying her dinner. She said the lasagna was good but not as good as the Sit-n-Bull version.

I brought fried chicken for Chooks to Go for the rest of the crew. A few beers for me and lady drinks for Joy, Jen, and Ken, and then it was time to go.

I’ve got to eat too, you know. I went to John’s place . This is the Philly cheesesteak . They also had a roast beef with cheddar sandwich on the menu for the same price (495 pesos). I asked the waitress what the difference was, so she went back to the kitchen to check. Turns out they use the bulgogi seasoned meat on the cheesesteak. Works for me!

After my meal, I popped into Cheap Charlies. Most of my regulars weren’t there, but that’s okay. I was shocked a bit later when my favorite, who wasn’t working, came in with her date, a hefty old foreigner (yeah, like me). Hmm. I don’t think it is good to parade a new boyfriend around during your off time. I get how it works on duty, but I didn’t like seeing it last night for some reason. Knowing her history (she has a husband) made me feel sorry for the sucker she was with as well. Adultery is a criminal offense in this country. Needless to say, she is no longer my favorite.

So, one of my newer Facebook friends is a woman named Marga. She sent the request because we have a mutual friend named Joy (no, not one of the Joys I’ve written about recently). It turns out that Joy recently died at age 28. Sadly, I did not recollect who she was or how I knew her. I went back and searched my messenger and saw a conversation I had with that Joy back in June. I met her once (she did a massage with no happy ending) and never saw her again. Marga says she died of a heart condition. Sad to hear, and if I recall correctly, she had a couple of young kids.

Anyway, Marga works at Wet Spot, and I told her I would stop by last night so we could meet.

Let’s just say the chemistry wasn’t there. I didn’t stay long.

Everyone has been anticipating the big typhoon scheduled to blow through town last night. I woke up around 0100 to the sound of wind and rain. I got up and went into the living area to check things out and saw that the sliding doors to the balcony were open. I do that so the dogs can pee out there during the night. Well, the wind had blown the rain inside, soaking the floor, coffee table, and couch. Oops! At least it didn’t reach my laptop. I closed the doors and went back to bed. I couldn’t get back to sleep, and about thirty minutes later, the power went out. So, no lights in the bathroom, no fans, and no running water (this house pumps my water up from a tank in the basement). My concern was that the power might not be restored for god knows how long, which would be a major pain in the ass. Surprisingly, it came back on about an hour later (yeah, I was still awake for some reason).

Anyway, as far as I can tell, other than some flooding in the usual places, the storm didn’t do a lot of damage. Well, I noticed this morning that my place wasn’t unscathed.

Oh, well. I guess it could have been worse.
And on my rainy dog walk, I noticed there had been a landslide in the usual place.

It’s been raining all morning, but it appears it’s going to clear out in time for us to have a relatively dry Hash. The Hares say it is going to be a mostly paved trail today, so it sounds doable.

I’ve cooked up a batch of chili in the crockpot, and I’m baking some cornbread, so I’ll have a hearty lunch before I head out for today’s hike.

Chili in the crockpot
And a cornbread side.
Tastes good, although I could have baked the cornbread a tad longer.
I appreciate the sentiment, but I have no reason to believe Robin Williams ever said that.

And that’s all I’ve got for now.

The wild and windy night, that the rain, washed away
Has left a pool of tears, crying for the day
Why leave me standing here, let me know the way

If the shoe fits, wear it

Another day and I lived to tell about it, so here goes.

I started my morning by doing my usual SSS (Saturday Solo Street) walk on the mean byways of Barretto (National Highway, Abra, Rizal, Columban, Jasmine, Gomez, Dagupan, Jolo, and Del Pilar). I finished at Sit-n-Bull, where I ordered some take-out food to reward my dedication to exercise and a healthy lifestyle (COCI–calories out, calories in).

That’s 3/4 of the footlong ham sub sandwich. I gave the other portion to my helper. See, I’m not a total glutton.
But how could I resist the pecan pie? Yes, it’s small and expensive (200 pesos!), but I added a couple of scoops of vanilla ice cream to flesh it out some. Yeah, maybe I am a glutton after all.

I began my evening activities at It Doesn’t Matter, where I interacted with a new waitress named Juliet. She really tripped my triggers, so I introduced myself as Romeo and bought her a couple of lady drinks. She told me right up front that she has a boyfriend, Aussie, I think she said, and they have been together for several years. Just my luck. Juliet had heard of “Romeo and Juliet” but wasn’t familiar with the details of Shakespeare’s famous play. I did a quick Google search to make sure I got the sequence of events correct, then did a brief retelling of the sad tale for her enlightenment. It didn’t end well for the original Juliet and her Romeo, and here in the real world, our tragedy never got started. Just as well, the IDM Juliet has a happy life (and three kids), and I wouldn’t dream of intruding on that.

The next stop was the seldom-visited BarCelona. I had two beers while waiting for Hot Zone to open so I could use my “buy one, get one” coupon. When I arrived at HZ, my friend, the door girl, followed me in, and of course, I satisfied her desire for lady drinks. The Sit-n-Bull waitress also came in with menus (SnB services the neighboring bars), so I ordered up some chicken wings and chicken fingers. While waiting for the food to arrive, I regaled two of the waitresses with my lame jokes, and their polite laughter earned them drinks as well (I told you those discount coupons wind up costing me big time!). When the food arrived, I shared the bounty with the gals, and they were appropriately appreciative.

I had my “one for the road” drink at the nearby Green Room, then called it a night.

I slept in until almost 0500, then went about my morning rituals.

Cranberry muffins were my breakfast treat.

My cash supply was running a bit low, and as usual, the BPI ATM in Barretto was out of service. In those circumstances, I usually do the highway walk to Subic-town (around 5K each way), but it’s an ugly trek. So, instead, I had the bright idea to walk the highway in the opposite direction and use the ATM on the old Navy base. And that’s just what I did.

It looked like this. And my actual pace was a little over 12 minutes per kilometer. I didn’t turn off the tracker while I was doing my business.

Since I hadn’t walked this way for a while, I decided to do that “one photo every 1.6 KMs” in sync with the notifications from my Map My Hike app.

Leaving my place. Since walking the highway is probably the most dangerous thing I do, I wanted to get one last selfie done, just in case.
At 1.6K on the National Highway in Barretto.
3.2K on the highway in barangay Kalaklan
4.8K at the cemetery near the entrance to SBMA (the old Navy base). People living in Olongapo are not allowed to be buried here. Only the dead can get in. *ahem*
6.2K at Harbor Point mall on SBMA. That’s where the ATM is located.

I successfully withdrew the desired cash. With the money burning a hole in my pocket wallet, I walked a bit further into Olongapo proper and visited the SM Downtown mall in search of some new Merrell hiking shoes (the Merrell store in Harbor Point remains closed).

8K at SM mall, and I eventually remembered to turn off the tracker.

You can Relive my trek if you so desire:

I wear size 11, which always seems to be out of stock. I guess that is unnaturally large for most Filipino men. Hmm, I wonder what else is smaller? Anyway, sure enough, no Merrells in my size. For street shoes I wear every day, I’ve been satisfied with Skechers. They had some I liked at 40% off the regular price, and surprise, surprise, they even had two pairs in my size. So, I bought them both.

I’m going to try out this pair for off-road hiking. I like that tread on the bottom.
The shoes are actually quite comfortable. And I’ve never seen anything like those laces. They don’t actually tie. The shoe has an elastic stretch thing wear you just slip them on. I’m not sure if the shoe strings are only for aesthetic purposes or perhaps they help keep the shoe snug on your foot once you’ve slipped them on. Anyway, I hate having to bend over to tie my shoe when they come undone on trail, so this could be a nice feature.
The other pair also has the tieless laces but not as much traction on the soles. I’ll use these for my every day bar visits.
They are black like my heart…

Seeing as how I had two shoe boxes to carry, I took a cab back home.

It looks like tomorrow’s Hash may be a wet one. A couple of us have already been discussing doing an alternative pub crawl if we get hit with a typhoon. The storm’s center is supposed to be south of us, but we are bracing for whatever residual impact it may have. Hold on to your hats!

Not the way I prefer to be blown.

Now I must go and prepare for the scheduled Sunday feeding of the Hideaway girls. Whatever it takes to keep them happy, I suppose.

Thanks for dropping by.

Hare it is

Being a Hare is dirty work sometimes.

Everyone survived yesterday’s Hash which is always my primary goal as a Hare. A handful did the entire trail, and as I expected, the “die-hards” found it boring for the most part. Eh, you can’t please everyone. We tried to incorporate a hill climb but found the conditions too slippery for the group’s safety. So, sorry to disappoint, but not sorry.

Now, we did have a part of the trail early on that was pretty challenging. I had wanted a new way out of Alta Vista, and my co-Hare (and neighbor) Anal Receptive found a pretty rugged path that has been little used of late. In fact, he had to go out with his machete and do some whacking in places to make the path passable. There were also some rocks to be climbed, and he sprayed them with a bleach solution to kill the algae. All credit to him for that effort.

Let’s go to the pictures, which I obviously didn’t take. Thanks to Pubic Head and some other Hashers for documenting their journey. The fact that no photos from the “long” version of the trail exist says a lot. We had 39 in attendance; I’d wager no more than 5 of them did the whole trail. Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining. Hell, I’m notorious for my own shortcutting!

The trail we laid as seen from above.
The Hashers gather up at the VFW.
Your humble Hare providing last-minute guidance to the kennel.
And they are off!
A stroll through Alta Vista
And then into the jungle they go.
A wall in the middle of nowhere that appears to serve no purpose. Someone put a lot of time and effort into building it, though. There must be a broken dream story in there somewhere.
This was not the path I had envisioned when I had my big idea about a “new way.” Anal Receptive tried my route, but it was a dead end. So, this was plan B.
It had its ups and downs.
And got a little rocky in places.
Everyone loves a challenge, right?
I didn’t take this picture.
It got a little thick in places.
Lending a hand on the rock climb.
And at last, free of the jungle!
Okay, everybody. The hard part is over.
Well, except for the puddles.
One false step, and you’re a wet man!
You’ve got it in the bag!
And yes, we have a couple of folks who actually run the trail.
And the rain held off too.
Jessa is crossing bridge #3 with her new beau, Covid-69. This was her third Hash, so she’ll get named after two more.
Approaching the intersection where the trails split–short turns left, long goes straight.
Heading up Govic highway to the On-Home.
This week’s On-Home venue was Smokes and Bottles.
Circle up!
Hares on the ice along with anyone else who professed to like the trail. A Hash tradition.
S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L
Shitty trail, (it sucked!)
Shitty trail (it really sucked!)
The Hares have laid another shitty trail
I would rather drink this beer 
Than run your shitty trail
S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L
Jessa’s first time on the ice, she was charged with littering on the trail. She dropped her sweat towel, and someone behind her found it and brought it back to the circle for investigation.
And no post would be complete without some Hash Gash, or Harriettes, if you prefer.

I drank my share of San Mig Zeros, then hitched a ride back home with my co-Hare. It was an early night, even by my standards, but I’d had enough. Besides, there is always tonight.

Things about stuff

A more natural-sounding title would be “stuff about things,” but I’ll be damned if I haven’t used that FIVE times over the years. These days I do a check to make sure I have not repeated myself. I guess it doesn’t matter, but it’s important to me for some reason. So, that’s one thing.

For another thing, here’s the view yesterday morning from my back deck. I think the house construction behind me already mars it, but once they put that roof on, I expect that’s all I’ll see. Might as well enjoy what I have while I can.

I did my regular Tuesday grocery shopping thing without incident. Prices haven’t dropped any, but the dollar is now worth over 57 pesos, a new record.

I received a nice email from Grammarly with a link telling me what a great writer I am and bestowing on me this award:

Hmm, that’s not all of it. There was also this text:
Let’s not forget that writing is an art. And like many of today’s best novelists, you are producing at an awe-inspiring rate. We wouldn’t be surprised if you have a few masterpieces up your sleeve.

Did you know: Haruki Murakami is the internationally acclaimed, bestselling author of 1Q84, Kafka on the Shore, and several other literary masterpieces. Before his writing career, he ran a jazz bar named Peter Cat, after his pet.

Oh, I’m laughing out loud right now. My Grammarly app says to remove the comma after “acclaimed” and to replace the period with a question mark after “masterpieces.” Who am I to believe, Grammarly or Grammarly?

Anyway, Grammarly says I’m more prolific than 95% of their users, having written over 60,000 words last week and 1,632,000 since joining the site in January 2021. In a hard-to-believe stat, they claim I’m more accurate than 74% of their users. I’ve also used more “unique” words (whatever that means) than 98% of my fellow Grammarlyarians (yeah, there’s a unique word I just made up).

It is not all good news, though: My top three mistakes are double periods (?), missing commas in compound sentences (where have I heard that before, Kevin Kim?), and missing articles (I’m not sure what that even means, but it is probably because I tend to write very informally .) My top two spelling mistakes are “wa” for was and “htis” for this. That reflects the increasingly frequent disconnect between my brain and my fingers.

Oh, well. Grammar never was my thing, and if Grammarly is to be believed, a whole lot of others are doing a worse job.

Looking for an easy way out on crafting a Barretto bar crawl map, a Google search led me to this one:

Although this one purports to be from January 2022, it is wildly inaccurate. I’ll just need to figure out how to edit it if that’s possible.

I’m mainly curious to see if this will expand when clicked on once I publish this post. If it does, I’ve at least got a starting point. Technology really isn’t my thing, but I’ll do my best to come up with something useful.

Speaking of bars, I visited a couple of them last night. I’m sure that comes as a big surprise to my readers. The owner of Snackbar sent a message saying the girls were waiting for me and being the gentleman that I am, I didn’t want to disappoint them. I only stayed for about an hour though, because I had other business to attend to. That business was a “buy one, get one” coupon for Whiskey Girl bar.

I spent most of my time there chatting with Jen.

Jen’s a little older than most bargirls at 40, but she has a very pleasant personality and was fun to hang out with. She’s cute, in a matronly kind of way, but it is her inner beauty that most attracts me. The SOB is being hosted by Whiskey Girl this week, and I’ve already arranged for Jen to keep me company during the show. I guess I have a thing for her, at least when I’m at Whiskey Girl.

Speaking of Whiskey Girl, it is the first venue to receive an updated bar review. They’ve come a long way since the previous write-up. Give it a read if that’s your thing.

After Whiskey Girl, I had some hunger pangs, and Cameltoe was the nearest place to eat.

Alas, Lydell advised me that she was not on the menu.
The thing I was most craving (other than Lydell) was the beef quesadillas. Very tasty. Oh, it comes with four triangles, but I ate one before remembering to take a photo.
Naturally, I took care of Heidi and Lydell’s thirst and hunger as well. Beers and chicken wings were the things they wanted.

Made it home at my usual pre-nine p.m. hour. I ate WAY too much ice cream again, then went to bed and had a fitful sleep. I’ve got a hacking cough I’m dealing with of late. Reminds me of my pre-COPD diagnosis nights when I’d put a towel on the floor bedside so I could spit out all the phlegm I was coughing up. I’m not sure what’s up with that. My blood pressure has been up in the low 150s/80s all week as well, so something is going on. I’m going to see the doctor about these things and see if some changes in my medications are in order. Oh, and I was supposed to get my second does of the Sinovac vaccine today but decided to wait until I’m feeling better before getting that thing.

In the meantime, life goes on. I’ll be one of the Hares for next week’s trail, and I went out with Ed and his lovely Helen to do some trail scouting this morning.

Down in the valley, the valley so low. I think we will forego that area when we finalize our trail. We want something that works rain or shine.
We will find room for Jesus, though.

We still have some more work to do this weekend to finalize our intended trails. Yes, we are going to have an “easy” version for the Hashers who desire that, and if climbing is their thing, we’ll have a mountain path as well. Should be something for everyone.

And speaking of the Hash, I found a meme featuring my Hash name.

They spelled “cum” wrong.

Well, that brings y’all up to date on the things I’ve been doing. I’ll start my evening at Hideaway Bar since the Wednesday feeding has become a regular thing for me to do. The girls can have chicken, pizza, or tacos, and I’m bringing a box of Choco Pies for dessert. Just didn’t feel like baking today. I’m also hoping to visit Lux Bar, one of the new venues, and do a review. We’ll see if I make it that far.

An old man out on the town

My first beers in my 67th 68th year went down smooth and easy. Yep, I said beer. That was my gift to me. I’ll go back to soda and gin tonight.

My original plan was to start out with dinner at John’s, which is on the far side of town. But the girls at Snackbar were impatient for my arrival, so I started there. And after my beers and cake, I wasn’t hungry anymore. I’ll do John’s tonight instead. I have to be on that side of town anyway for my Sunday bargirl feed at Hideaway.

Who says you can’t have your cake and eat it too?
Better to cut the cake than to cut the cheese!
The Snackbar crew.
Cheers!

After leaving the Snatchbar, I walked up the highway and popped into Cheap Charlies for a visit. The girls all wished me a Happy Birthday, and I bestowed gifts in the form of lady drinks.

Thank you, ladies.

Next, I dashed across the highway and paid a visit to Wet Spot. Owner Daddy Dave bought me a drink for the b-day, and we shared a nice chat. He also gave me some pain reliever advice, although my toothache appears to be in remission.

Came home to a Facebook inbox full of messages wishing me a happy birthday from friends all over the world. One that made me feel especially good was from my high school sweetheart Karen:

Happy Birthday 🎁🎈🎉🥳 🎉to this Handsome man!!
He has an AMAZING heart and is one of my dearest friends. We have known each other it seems forever. We have seen each other at our worst and at our best! 🌹
Happy Birthday John!
💕😘

Ain’t she sweet?

I guess I’m not as alone in this life as I sometimes feel. A shout out to my readers and commenters as well. Let’s keep this thing going as long as we can!

Chillin’

The rain didn’t stop the Wednesday Walkers. At least it didn’t stop the three of us who showed up for an “umbrella walk.” Turns out, we didn’t need an umbrella after all, thanks to a break in the storm. Everything was wet, though, so we decided a street hike was the prudent course of action. Walked from Barretto to Subic town the back way through Naugsol, a 7.5K jaunt. I’ve got a slew of pics I’ll share at the end of this post.

Before I headed out for the walk, I threw the ingredients for a batch of chili in the crockpot. When I got back home, I also baked some cornbread muffins. I added a can of corn to the batter, and that proved to be a tasty addition.

Close enough to perfect for me. The corn gave a nice flavor boost and a more substantive texture.
The chili came out good, too. I might have made it a little too spicy for my taste, but crumbling a muffin on top toned it down. My helper and Joy thought the spiciness level was fine.

It was feeding the girls at Hideaway bar night, so I baked up some brownies for their dessert.

I guess I was on a roll.

I took a small container of chili and a couple of muffins along for Joy’s enjoyment but didn’t have enough to share with all the girls.

So they got a Shamboli’s pizza instead.

Joy seemed happy with the arrangement. Especially the muffins.

After completing my duty at Hideaway, I headed out with the intention of using my drink voucher at Whiskey Girl. It’s on the other side of town, and about halfway there, rain began falling again. I thought the storm was done, so hadn’t brought my umbrella. I needed to find shelter from the storm, and Voodoo was the closest venue available. I hadn’t been in there since the SOB last month, but the girl I sat with that night was quick to latch on to me again.

I don’t remember either of their names. I’m getting really bad at that. I went back to the SOB post I did and got a laugh when I saw that I didn’t remember her name then either. Oh well.

When the rain finally relented, I made it at last to Whiskey Girl. I was the only customer on this wet night and had a lot of female company at my table. I was also drunk enough to go a little bit crazy buying lady drinks for them all. Well, they have to make a living, and my jokes were all new there, so I guess that’s a win-win. And I STILL have that 500 peso voucher to use (it wasn’t good for lady drinks, and I was too far gone to even attempt to drink 500 pesos worth of gin at that point). It expires today, so perhaps I’ll give it one more try tonight.

Alright, that was the night. Here’s the morning:

The path we walked.
And by we, I mean Scott, Stuart, and me.
Let’s go to Subic via Sawmill road, Naugsol, Govic highway, and Maga Vacca.
That’s me checking the flood conditions. We look good to go.
Sawmill road in Santo Tomas
Still on Sawmill, entering San Isidro.
Easter mountain behind a wall.
Bridge #4 on Sawmill.
A boy and a river.
Coming into Naugsal.
The locals were friendly.
What’s the matter, Carabao? Ever seen a foreigner before?
Leaving Naugsol behind.
Scott making his way on the lonely road
Out in the countryside.
Easter mountain in the great wide open.
Welcome to the Philippines! Litter on Govic highway.
A trike stand at Fiesta homes subdivision.
On the riverside.
How’s the fishin’?
Beauty is where you find it.
It’s bloomin’ pretty.
The mad streets of Maga Vacca.
Get ’em while they’re fresh!
We have arrived at our destination.
WalterMart.
Our ride back to Barretto.

And so it goes, and so it went.

Into each life…

…some rain must fall. I get that, but why does it have to fall in torrents when you are hiking way up in the mountains on a path that is already wet and muddy? That was our fate yesterday during the Hash run. Nothing you can do about it but slog along. Well, actually, some of us sane Hashers did take matters into our own hands and shortcut the trail. Regardless, we were still soaked to the skin and in peril of a slip, trip, and fall all the way back to our On-Home at Johansson’s. But I lived to tell about it, and that’s what I’m doing now.

Other than the rain and mud, it was a good trail. The meet-up location was about a mile out of town on the National Highway. Getting there was on each individual Hasher. Initially, I was going to walk but reconsidered because Leech My Nuggets lays a hard enough trail without me adding to it, so I took a trike. We started with a long, hard climb on a path none of us had used before. Later we merged onto a more familiar trail, and the up was done via concrete steps for a while. The steps ran out, but our climb didn’t. It was three-quarters of the way to the top when the sky let loose with the first rain squall of the afternoon. There were two more before we were back On-Home.

I managed to only fall once. It was kind of funny because shortly after the rain began, I told my fellow hikers there was nothing we could do but make the best of it. Within seconds I was sprawled flat on my back after my feet slid out from under me. Karma may be a bitch, but so is Mother Nature.

Here are a few photos that people managed to take before stowing away the phones during the deluge.

Our trail for the day. Green, as the Hare intended, and white, is the “sane” shortcut.
Hashers gathering at our designated start location, Adamo’s beach resort.
And we are off!
We got back to our roots as the climbing commenced.
Yes, people live up here. It must be hard. I’d hate the commute, for sure.
That hansum man in front appears to be saying “onward and upward.”
Steppin’ up.
What a lovely view.
Rain is on the horizon.
The concrete steps ended, but not the climb.
There could be trouble ahead…
All that rain has to go somewhere.
Slender in the grass.
The song is better than the actual walking in the rain.
The first of the later starting runners pass us slow pokes.
On the rocks.
On their asses.
The short cutters.
Cookies in the rain.
Hillside community
Nearing the end of the down.
Back on flat ground.
Watch your step!
Don’t ask me why.
It was nice to be back On-Home at Johansson’s. It recently reopened after being closed for a couple of years during the scamdemic.
“It’s nice on ice.”
It looks VERY nice on ice. That’s our newest named Hasher, Head Down Ass Up. Does she look familiar?

So, that’s how our Hash went this week. I actually left before the circle was over. I was soaking wet and almost shivering under the fans. Trust me; it’s very rare to feel cold in the Philippines. Home by 6:30, if you can imagine that. Felt good to be in dry clothes again.

It’s been raining all day today too. I guess there is a tropical depression passing through. I can attest that it is indeed pretty depressing. It takes the fun out of going out. Not that that will stop me.

Into each life some rain must fall
But too much is falling in mine
Into each heart some tears must fall
But some day the sun will shine
Some folks can lose the blues in their hearts
But when I think of you another shower starts
Into each life some rain must fall
But too much is falling in mine

Comment tarry

With a couple of exceptions, I rarely read the comment sections on other blogs unless I’m leaving a comment myself. Assuming most of my readers are the same, you might have missed this one from a first-time commenter named Ted:

That Lydell seems like a handful  of fun. What’s her deal? I’m sure you’ve already asked her out and been let down easily, but boy does she have some excitement for you. Is the snack bar a kind of place where you need to buy lady drinks  so that would explain her enthusiasm for her best customers?  But then again, with only 2 or 3 girls they wouldn’t be able to entertain all their guests. You mentioned that the owner runs 2 businesses in the same town with the staff alternating between the establishments ,what’s the difference?

Also, does Lydell have a tattoo on her back that says ” property of gwapo = handsome man John” ? I’m speculating that you encouraged her, judging by that tight embrace that elicited a rare smile from the author who may be usually too shy to show his teeth in pictures. It is good to see you happy ….more like content and not worried about how your lame dad jokes will land or whether the other patrons are enjoying your music. I do declare, this was one of your best days ….normal and fulfilling. I guess that happens when you meet someone new and you can listen as much as you talk, and participate in a great conversation that meanders and ebbs in a natural flow even as you walk the stranger via familiar path. Somebody once said that , a man is at his most confident when he knows what he is doing and knows that he can do it well, without much thought and agenda.

Your readers are starting to get used to your routines now. The bi-weekly Hideaway visit with Joy , and the reverse conjugal visitation to your mountain retreat, then the daily hikes with the hash brothers. Then there are the solo hikes you do, then the shopping excursions, and then the irregular dart games. Were you this deliberately organized during your working days? I have never seen someone so actively engaged in so many routines in retirement, with so few companions or clubs. Other than walking and drinking , it occurs to me that you’re not a member of many clubs, activities, teams or associations. And yet, you’re more active than most seniors all over the world.

You must have a very strong impetus and drive to get out of bed each morning and do so many things, usually by yourself and still keep things interesting. Bravo.

Even the time you take to write here is one of the marvels of the world. You probably know the statistics already: most people who start a blog give up after a year. Which makes it all the more amazing because as far as I can tell, you don’t even have a particular target in mind when you write , no particular audience that you would like to communicate with via the blog. Nor does it seek like you’re recording these events in your life for posterity, or making notes for a book, or seeking fame and fortune, or passing the time because you’re bored. You write because you want to. And every day you write.

I would like to see  some of your self-driven impetus that moves you to continue this. This is the kind of drive that makes for successful people: CEO, Executives, Presidents , and survival experts who get stranded on abandoned islands. The kind of self-sufficiency that lead people to survive the harshest conditions, people who outlive death row and survive cults or gang warfare. Now I’m wondering which one you are… and realizing that you’re on a completely different level.

In case this note is not long enough. What’s up with the music videos you add at the end of each post? Are you a lyricist who can put any thoughts of yours to music ? Or do you listen to so much music that you can find a song for every event and day? Wait …that means you actually know the words to the songs  I just realized that. While us mere mortals just hum and mumble through an Elvis song, you probably know every word. Not only do you seem to know every word,but you seem to be able to connect to each lyric on a deeper level….or at least know what the words mean. Amirite? Perhaps you were a singer-songwriter in a previous life. Actually, that would explain a lot.

That might be the longest comment in the history of LTG. What impressed me, though, beyond the investment in time in writing it, was that a reader picked up on a lot of the nuances in my life I have written about without directly stating them. I didn’t think I was being that obvious. Anyway, I do enjoy getting feedback from my readers; it is one of the reasons I try and post something every day. I don’t want to disappoint anyone. Here is my response to Ted’s comment:

Hey there, Ted. Thanks for the comments. Very in-depth and some keen insights for a first-time commenter. I assume you’ve been reading the blog for a while. Let me try to address some of the points you raise.

Lydell is a friendly and fun gal, for sure. I haven’t asked her out (I don’t normally date the girls I meet in the bars). I’m not sure what her “deal” is, other than she’s in her early 20s with two kids working hard to support her family. No, Snackbar provides good service whether or not you buy any lady drinks. It’s a very small bar, so it doesn’t need a lot of bargirls.

Yep, you’ve pretty much nailed my daily routines. I’m impressed! I’ve honestly never really thought about it, but I’m probably more predictable in retirement than when I was working. Before, I had a work life and a home life to fill my days. Nowadays, I just take each day as it comes and do the best I can with it. I do live a relatively solitary life, no girlfriend (still hoping, though), no close friends to hang out with, and no clubs or groups other than the Hash and Wed/Fri walks. So my bar time is really what passes as my social life, which I guess, upon reflection, is a sad commentary on what I’ve become in old age.

I’m thankful I’m healthy enough to get out of bed every morning and go about my routines. I don’t really feel a sense of excitement about it; it is just what I do. Coffee and internet, feed and walk the dogs, walk myself, take a nap, write a blog post, play solitaire on the computer, and lately, watch a little TV. Then shower up and head out for a few hours in the bars, almost always home and in bed around nine, then wake up and do it all again. Over and over, day after day. Things can always change in the future–maybe I’ll find love again, and I do expect to start traveling more soon. I’m not unhappy with my life as it is–it could be better, but I’m glad it is not worse.

As for the blog, I guess I’ve come to think of it as a diary. When I first started writing Long Time Gone over seventeen years ago, it was intended as a way to stay in touch with family and friends back home and let them know what was happening after my move to Korea. These days I don’t think any of my family or friends from those days ever even read the blog. According to my blog stats, I have a little over 200 daily visitors here. I’m surprised so many find anything of interest in my daily ramblings, but I am very appreciative that people come and visit. I always look forward to the few comments I get, and I enjoy engaging with and responding to comments like yours. Thanks again!

Actually, that may be what motivates me to post every day–I don’t want to disappoint my faithful few readers, and it is also a way to share my life, thoughts, and “adventures.” in a way I’m apparently incapable of doing in person. I’ve thought about someday picking out the “best of LTG” posts over the years and doing one of those self-published books as my “legacy,” but I doubt I’ll ever get around to it. I’d rather spend the time living in the moment rather than look back on where I’ve been.

Ha, your comment about the songs I post made me laugh. I challenge myself to come up with a unique title for each day’s blog, and after seventeen years, that is becoming more and more difficult. Sometimes a song that seems to fit the narrative of the post, even in an obscure way, serves the purpose. Yesterday’s “Friends in Low Places” is a good example of that. But yeah, I listen to a lot of music when I’m on my solo walks. And I’ve always loved good lyrics, and I do commit them to memory. It’s funny, last night I was singing along with a song at the bar, and the bargirl next to me asked, “how do you know the words to that old song?” It was from the 1980s. What could I say except “because I’m old too.”

When I was a much younger man, I fancied myself a writer. I wrote some poems and short stories but nothing worthy of accolades (kind of like this blog now that I think about it). I guess trying to put your inner feelings into words is what a songwriter does. And my favorite songs are the ones that I can relate to on some level.

I hope you continue reading LTG, Ted. I’ve always said that my blog is never totally worthless; people can always say, “thank God I’m not that guy!” It means a lot that you actually enjoy coming here, and I was impressed that you knew my routines so well (bi-weekly visits to Hideaway, yep, every Wed/Sun). I look forward to hearing from you again.

I spent more time on my response to Ted than I do on most of my blog posts, so I thought it was worth sharing for all to see. And a big thanks to all my readers, commenters or not, for taking the time to visit LTG. It means more to me than you know. And if there is ever anything you want to know about, feel free to ask in the comments. My life is an open book. Or website.

Checkpoint Charlie

Yesterday’s Hash went fine. The Hares laid a mostly paved trail that would be appropriate in the event of rain. It wound up not raining during the Hash hours, so that effort was for naught. The trail itself was very familiar to me–most of it is part of my standard Sunday walk. I thought it was kind of funny that I hadn’t made that walk on Sunday because I needed to hike to the ATM in Subic, but here I was, making up for it on Monday’s Hash.

My only real complaint about the trail was that the Hares had included five checkpoints on the relatively short 5K hike. I dislike checkpoints during the best of circumstances, but these seemed especially unnecessary and pointless. For those who don’t know, a checkpoint on the trail requires that you explore in all possible directions for the “true trail.”

That’s the symbol the Hares use to indicate you are at a checkpoint.

So, basically, you’ll be marching along, and then you see the dreaded checkpoint symbol. In order to find the proper trail, you need to go fifty yards or so in all possible directions until you find chalk or powder indicating you are On-On. This can be frustrating and, to me, just creates unnecessary confusion. Yesterday, I guessed right on four of the five checkpoints, so didn’t have to backtrack. And the one I guessed wrong, I just proceeded on my own path until I worked my way back to the actual trail. So, no big deal, but as I said, it just makes things more difficult and confusing. The original purpose of a checkpoint was to keep the pack together by slowing down the runners. For that to work, though, the first runner who finds the true trail is supposed to go back to the checkpoint and indicate the proper path for those that follow. That never happens at our Hash. Okay, rant over.

Our On-Home was at a place called Yeros, and it was only our second time visiting this venue. It’s got nice covered outdoor seating and plenty of room for our Hash circle. They have a pretty extensive menu, and despite the crowd (there were over forty of us), they provided good service. The food was just average tasting, but the prices were good. I had two smallish chicken shwarmas for only 120 pesos (less than $3.). The beer was cold and plentiful, and this week (I only drink beer on Hash night), it tasted much better than last time. I’ll be glad to reach my target weight and switch back to beer full-time. I’m making slow progress, though, because the gin reduces my resistance to my sweet tooth. Ah, well, first-world problems and all that.

Here are some photos from our trek:

A very familiar path for this Hasher.
Gathering up at our starting point at the VFW.
And we are On-On!
Look familiar? Yep, that’s my usual shortcut up to my place in Alta Vista.
I actually walk this particular path two or three times a week. And there’s our friend Easter mountain off to the left.
This trail is the back entrance/exit for Alta Vista if you are on foot heading to/from San Isidro.
Even with no rain, there were still plenty of puddles to avoid.
See what I mean?
It wasn’t all bad, though.
Crossing Bridge #3.
On to Govic Highway.

The Hare’s trail came down these steps to the National Highway. I’d gone the “wrong” way at the last checkpoint, so I took a different route down. Made my trail a little bit longer, but so be it.
Arriving at the On-Home venue.
Pre-circle eating and drinking.
The Hash circle in action.
I can’t say I enjoyed EVERY moment, but most of them were fine and dandy.

After the Hash, I walked up the highway for some more beers at the Snatchbar (technically, Snackbar, but when the (female) owner refers to it as Snatchbar, I guess I can too.) I’m going to start calling Kamto (same owner) Cameltoe from now on, too.

I made it an early night, home before eight, but then again, my first beer was at an earlier than normal 4 p.m. It’s all about pacing yourself and knowing when to say when. I’m a drinker but not a drunk, and I intend to keep it that way.

Hair of the dog that bit me

Suffered throughout the day yesterday from the hangover effects of my overindulgence on Friday night. I still managed an abbreviated morning Barretto walk and watched another episode of Manifest, but not much else. They say the best cure is the same medicine (but in more reasonable doses), so I headed on into town to partake.

Started out at It Doesn’t Matter. Nice chat with my buddy Chris and some drinks for my favorite waitress, Agnes. I had three soda waters with gin, then moved on to Hot Zone. It was owner Jay’s birthday, so I had two more drinks as part of the celebration.

My next stop was Wet Spot to get a first-hand account of my drunken behavior the night before. Sat with the manager, Bret, and got the low down. He confirmed that I had taken a tumble on stage whilst trying to collect my raffles coupon (the rule is you remove the prize with your mouth. They are usually stuck in the young lady’s cleavage. Apparently, I lost my balance bending down to do the deed). And yes, I had a loud sneezing fit (Aine said she could hear me all the way in the comfort room). While I didn’t engage in any rude or obnoxious behavior, I did attempt to sing into the MC’s microphone. And no, I still don’t remember any of that happening.

I intended to make Wet Spot my final stop for the evening, but as I finished my second drink, I got a message from the gals at Kamto saying they were waiting for me there. How could I refuse? So, I hoofed it on up the highway. I was low on cash, but the owner assured me I could pay my tab the next day, so the party was on. Bought all the girls a couple of lady drinks and some food from Kamto’s kitchen. I had two more (or was it three?) drinks and called it a night. I’ve got a tab of just over 3000 pesos to pay when I go out this evening.

Anyway, I did a much better job at controlling my intake and keeping my wits about me. I think Friday was just an aberration.

My neighbor has three big-assed German Shepherds. They always bark like crazy when I walk past his house, but he does keep them securely in his fenced yard. But not this morning. As I was completing my dog walk today, they were all out in the street. When they saw Buddy and Lucky, they went into attack mode. Well, two kind of held back, but one immediately went for Lucky’s throat. He had him pinned and was biting, and I was doing my best to whip him away with my leash. Then Buddy jumped in to defend his little stepbrother, and the Sheperd let go. I’m yelling and screaming and kicking this whole time and somehow didn’t get bit. Then I picked up a rock, and the kraut dog backed off. I scurried my boys into the safety of our yard, and they both seemed to be uninjured. Not the kind of excitement I’m looking for in my life.

The reason I didn’t have much cash last night was that the f’n ATMs in town were out of cash yesterday, at least the two I tried. So this morning, I went to the BPI in Subic town, hoping for a better result. I intended to walk there, but when I hit the highway, I decided the sooner I got to the ATM, the better. The last time I went on a Sunday, there had been a long line, and who knows how much cash was left to dispense. So, I caught a Jeepney instead. When I arrived, both ATMs were operational, and there was no line. I made my withdrawal without issue. Well, I did have to pee, so I walked over to the Jollibee and used their CR.

Then I walked the 6K back to Barretto. And took these photos along the way:

A view from the Subic-town bridge.
And another one.
The place that makes me popular with the ladies.
I don’t go to the bars in Subic. Back in the old Navy days, they were said to be very wild (nude dancing, blowjobs in the bar, etc.) Not many expats in this area, so I’m guessing this bar caters to local Filipinos. I probably wouldn’t fit in with that crowd.
Speaking of BJ’s…
Another river crossing.
Walking the National Highway isn’t my favorite thing to do.
Nice to meat you!
Back in Barretto, and here is the newest restaurant in town. So new it hasn’t opened yet. Hey Kevin, look how they spelled samgyeopsal. What makes me laugh, though, is the name: Samgyupsal By the Bay. And then saying it is a “seafood restaurant.” One of those doesn’t go together.
I hadn’t had breakfast, and I was feeling a tad hungry, so I popped into my old favorite for some grub.
This BLT hit the spot nicely.

You can Relive my morning jaunt here if you’d like:

https://www.relive.cc/view/vJOKpJQRNw6
The walk was only around 6K. The GPS went nuts outside of Sit-n-Bull for some reason.

And that pretty much brings you up to date on my so-called life. There’s more to come, so stay tuned!

Seven bridges road

Not much to report regarding my activities since my previous post. But here goes anyway.

Started my evening at Blue Butterfly, where I once again shared drinks and convo with Tanya. She had a small taste of the brownies I brought her, said they were good, and told me she would be taking them home to her daughter. Fine by me.

I thought that cloud formation looked unusual.
So I zoomed in and decided it must be the end of the world as we know it. Turns out it wasn’t.

A couple of more drinks at Cheap Charlies, then I got a message from Snackbar that Ron was wanting me to join him there. Sure, why not? I met a friend of his who is a musician, and we had a grand time talking about music from the good ol’ days. I was drafted for DJ duties, and the first request was for Elton John. Before I could queue up the second request, Spotify started playing the next tune (I don’t remember which one), and everyone wanted to hear that. Same with the next and the ones after. I guess Spotify knew what we were in the mood to listen to. Anyway, it was a fun way to pass some time before I headed home for the night.

I did my standard Thursday walk, basically out to Naugsol and back. Wound up crossing the river on bridge #4, then again on bridge #2, and a final crossing on bridge #1. Today our group hike started at bridge #6, and we hiked to Tibag and back, passing bridge #7 along the way. Hence, the convoluted title for this post.

I took a few pics on yesterday’s hike:

Easter mountain as seen from Alta Vista.
A cow not quite blocking my path. I gave him a wide berth anyway.
Passed through the Marian Hills neighborhood.
Heading into the Naugsol valley on puddled roads.
Bridge #4.
Sawmill road in San Isidro.
Bridge #2
The river that runs under all the bridges on this trek.
Bridge #1

Just for clarity purposes, the Hashers have labeled all the bridges that run alongside Sawmill road sequentially. This helps with giving trail directions, “just start at bridge #3 and turn right after crossing the river…”

Sawmill road in Santo Tomas.
The rocky path I take when shortcutting to my house on Shenandoah Bend.

Feel free to Relive the hike if you’d like to see more.

https://www.relive.cc/view/vrqokgVXGKq

Here it is, Friday again, and that means I’ll be heading out later for another SOB adventure. Tonight’s venue is Alaska Club, one of my favorites. I’ll be back tomorrow with a full report.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hufU6MIS2vw&t=3s

Back in the saddle

More or less. Whatever it was they injected into me; the result was damn near miraculous. I was still feeling weak and unsteady, so last night I opted to visit the bar nearest my place (Snackbar) and two others on the same block (Outback and Queen Victoria). I took it slow and easy, starting early and finishing early, and that seemed to work out well.

I woke up this morning still feeling some residual effects from my viral infection, A little pain in my head that some aspirin brought under control, and a reduced energy level that makes everything more difficult, especially motivation to get off my ass and do something.

I have my own little drug store now, and my real concern is not knowing how these various pills interact with each other. I’m assuming there are all safe and effective, but you can never be sure.
I did find the energy to walk my boys for the first time in 4 days (my helper had taken that task over during my incapacity).

I hadn’t walked myself in four days either, so I set about seeing what I had in me. Before I got sick, my standard Saturday hike was on the backstreets of Barretto. It’s around 8K and mostly flat. I figured I could give it a go and always bail if it got to be too much. And after 3K, I knew I wasn’t ready, so I eliminated the Abra street and Columban College loops. Left me with a 5K trail, and that was good enough for this tired old man.

My abbreviated path. I can usually do these streets in just over a12 minute pace. I definitely wasn’t up to speed this morning.
Hello, my old friend. Long time no see!
The National Highway at 1.6K
Gomez street at 3.2K.
Back in Alta Vista at 4.8
Made it home!

You can Relive the walk here if you are so inclined.

https://www.relive.cc/view/vYvrLo3zKx6

I hadn’t been home long when my doctor sent a message saying the lab report on my blood work had been received. She asked if I could come to the office to discuss some potential issues. That made me a little nervous, but what am I going to do?

Dr. Jo’s main area of concern is that my blood platelets are almost off the charts low, and not in a good way. I’m currently at 77, and the “low normal” is 150. She urged me to be careful when I’m out because a fall or a cut could result in excessive bleeding. Yeah, one more thing to worry about. We are going to continue to monitor this stat, and I’ll do a follow-up lab in a couple of weeks.

And that’s pretty much where things stand as of now. It’s Saturday night, so naturally, I’m going out, but my enthusiasm level is pretty low. The fact of the matter is I’m just so damn tired all the time. Doc says that will pass as my body defeats the virus; here’s hoping that’s soon.

My grammar and writing are so poor you probably won’t notice, but his post has been a comedy of errors. My fingers can’t seem to find the right keys. Here’s hoping for a better tomorrow!

Twenty-nine years…

…and going on thirty. Happy Anniversary to the Subic Bay Hash House Harriers!

I enjoyed yesterday’s short version of the trail (4K) quite a lot. It had a tough climb up to the top of Kalaklan ridge, and then it was all downhill from there. Ninety-four attendees (about double our usual turnout), including contingents from Puerto Galera and Angeles City. I’ll share photos from the event at the end of this post.

My other news from Monday is my visit to the doctor. Once again, I had the full attention of two physicians (husband and wife) for nearly an hour. Not all doc talk either; some pleasant banter and chat were also included. My primary complaint is the nasal congestion I’ve been dealing with for several months now. The previous doctor I consulted wanted to perform surgery to remove some bloated nodules in my nasal passages. I’m just not comfortable with the idea of being under general anesthesia during the operation. Way back in the day, a healthy teenage friend was having minor knee surgery and never woke up. I’m still not ready for the big sleep.

Anyway, Dr. Jo and her husband both agreed that other courses of action should be pursued rather than surgery. So I’m doing a new regimen of drugs and natural remedies to hopefully alleviate the congestion and shrink my nose modules. Time will tell if it works.

I also discussed my vaccination dilemma. Like me, they both have real concerns about the long-term impact of the vaccines on the body’s immune system, noting that people who are vaxxed appear more likely to contract the latest COVID variants. I mentioned reading stories about otherwise healthy people, including three doctors in Canada, mysteriously dropping dead after receiving booster shots. They agreed that since I’ve had COVID already, there is no medically justifiable reason for me to risk the side effects associated with the vaccination. When I explained my visa situation and my need to leave and then be able to return to the PI, they were sympathetic. I asked, of all the vaccines out there, which one, in their opinion, was potentially the least damaging. They both said Sinovac. The Chinese vaxx? Well, I guess it makes sense since it’s a Chinese virus. The medical reason is that it apparently doesn’t modify the body’s immune system in the way the other vaccines do.

I’ve also had other discussions about getting documentation of vaccination through sources that don’t require getting jabbed. I considered that option long and hard, but in the end, it just seemed too risky. The ones suggesting that course of action have proof of being vaccinated in the USA. Well, okay, if I go that route, and someone at immigration takes a closer look, I’d have a hard time explaining how I got vaxxed in the USA when my passport shows I haven’t left the Philippines since 2019. So, today I asked my helper to find out where I can get a Sinovac shot. I really don’t have a choice. The Philippines is the only country in Asia that I know of still requiring a vaxx for entry. I kept hoping they’d wise up, but that seems more and more unlikely, at least during my diminishing timeline for departure. Oh well. COVID didn’t kill me; maybe the vaxx won’t either.

So oddly enough, I couldn’t remember one of the memories Facebook shared with me today.

Yeah, I vaguely recall having her over for a smoothie, but what’s her name?

Ah, yeah. I blogged about her in a post called There’s something about Mary. After re-reading that, I am pretty sure I was intentionally trying to forget all about her. Not one of my finer moments. Although it did have a residual impact on my getting to know Iline. That didn’t work out either, of course, but I have no regrets about trying.

Wow. That just triggered a memory of the movie The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. That’s a great film that I’ve not thought of in ages. Hmm, maybe losing my mind won’t be an entirely pointless journey. We’ll just have to wait and see what might happen next.

By the way, I’m baking brownies now, but I set my phone alarm to trigger my memory about removing them from the oven. Thanks for the tip, Kevin!

Okay, let’s do those Hash photos, shall we? (Just a reminder, these are from a collection by several Hashers, including me.)

The long and the short of it. 10K with several ups and downs for the masochists and a 4K jaunt for the sane group.
The Hash rented Jeepneys to take us to the Olongapo City trailhead.
Exiting the Jeep in Olongapo.
And then it is up the stairs we go.
Up and up, we climb.
Y’all coming?
The steps seemed endless.
A brief rest to catch our wind.
Then we are back at it.
Finally, the stairs were done.
Looking back down on Olongapo.
Let’s celebrate with a selfie.
And another. Pay no attention to that pervert in the back.
And then it was time for the journey back down to Barretto.
Cookie time!
A mountain top farm.
Plodding onward.
Life in the wilderness
The Rolly family.
Getting down!
That’s always a good sign.
It was a good hike, but this is where the wheels came off…
What are you stairing at?
Arriving at the anniversary On-Home, the Bella Monte Hotel.
The Bella Monte is old and somewhat dilapidated. I know there are some expats living here long-term, though. And you can tell it was a very nice place at one time.
Still has a nice pool.
And this must have been really something back in the day.
Sit-n-Bull sent a waitress to take food orders. Ninety-four people was somewhat overwhelming, but they actually did a good job of getting out the grub in a reasonable time.
Girls hanging out.
Guys haveing deep and meaningful discussions over a cold beer.
Roadwhore is a former SBH3 Grandmaster and was a member at the founding.
Time to circle up!
The visiting Corona Hashers on the ice!
Our current Grandmaster, Demolition Derby, is honored for leading his 100th Hash circle.
Thank you for your service!
Here’s the front of my new 29th Anniversary Hash shirt.
And the back

It was definitely the best anniversary run we’ve had this year!

And I didn’t burn the brownies!

Life is good.

Two rainy day people

The Wednesday Walkers didn’t let a little rain dampen their enthusiasm for a hike. Well, it didn’t for Scott and me. We are also the Hares for Monday’s Hash, so we took the opportunity to do a little scouting for our upcoming trail. We are anticipating it will be rainy, a pretty safe bet this time of year, so we are planning accordingly with a mostly flat and mostly paved hike of around 6K.

We walked through the Santa Monica subdivision and encountered a bit of flooding, but otherwise didn’t have any issues besides pulling out the umbrellas now and then. So we should be good to go come Monday.

Here’s how things looked out there:

This is what we did yesterday. Monday’s trail will begin and end at the VFW, so there will be some modifications to this route.
Jamaica, one of the Snackbar gals, was open and gave us a cheerful greeting before we commenced our hike.
And we are off! Scott is leading the way, and I’m following. With only two in the group, it wasn’t hard to keep track of everyone.
The first cookie recipients on the day.
Crossing the river to Subic.
The muddy waters of the Matain river. At least, I hope that’s mud.
How high’s the water, mama? Be prepared!
These photos don’t take themselves, you know. I’m bad at attribution, but almost all the hiking photos I post here are from both Scott and me.
Santa Monica has a history of flooding. I recall when I was house hunting prior to my move here, I mentioned to some expats that I’d seen a couple of nice places in this subdivision. DON’T DO IT! was the universal response.
Hmm, it seems those rumors of flood control systems having been installed were unfounded.
I’m standing on a speed bump. The water was ankle-deep in most places.
But once your feet are wet, there is liberation from worrying about getting your feet wet.
And so we plodded on.
There were no issues with wading after we were back on the highway.
The rice farmers love the rain, I reckon.
Here is the shot of Easter mountain.
Leaving San Isidro and coming into Santo Tomas. We won’t be going this way on Monday.
A break in the rain, and we put the umbrellas away.
Trash day.
A veggie stand.
There was something fishy about this place.
Those fish ain’t gonna catch themselves.
Keep trying, kid.
Goodbye, Subic!
At Kamto for lunch at the end of the hike.

My Wednesday night included a birthday party at Alley Cats, a pizza party at Hideaway Bar, and playing the role of DJ at Kamto. Oh, and lots of gin and soda. Not a bad way to pass the hours.

Rainy day people always seem to know when you're feeling blue
High stepping strutters who land in the gutters sometimes need one too
Take it or leave it, or try to believe it
If you've been down too long

Rainy day lovers don't hide love inside they just pass it on