Category Archives: Asst. Misc.
And we’ll all feel gay
Feeling a little Kinky…
If it walks like a duck, and squawks like a duck, it must be a duck. Right?
Right?
(A Toyota commercial from Japan, a Korean music video, and some classic 70s rock and roll)
Confucius say…
…”Wisdom, compassion, and courage are the three universally recognized moral qualities of men.”
I only wish I had the wisdom to be more compassionate, but I am afraid to try.
That’s about right…

Postcards of Place
A fun little place to visit if you are looking to see some places you might have otherwise missed. I intend to share some of the interesting spots in Korea on my next trip.
Everything put together…
All Along the Watchtower
Great Bob Dylan song, but I’ve always preferred the Jimi Hendrix cover.
I mention this because I’ve just completed my journey through 76 episodes of Battlestar Galatica. And that tune provides a thread in the story.
BSG was one of those shows that began and ended while I was living full-time in Korea. I wasn’t really into the (Ben Cartwright) version of the show and probably wouldn’t have watched this one either except for two things: People whose opinion I respect spoke favorably of it and Netflix made it pretty damn easy to do (I have the proverbial time on my hands these days anyway). What can I say of my viewing experience? I found the concept of the series intriguing, the story lines alternately engaging, irritating, frustrating, and sometimes confusing, but in the end I’d rate the overall series as being mostly enjoyable.
Now you can see why I don’t write reviews for a living. Television I suppose contributes to the vast homogenization of our society, and this trying to include something pleasing for everyone tends to result in displeasing me. You know, I could have done without all the allusions to current political events and the unfairness of contemporary American society. I mean, if I can’t escape that crap in a deep outer space fantasy, I might as well head back to Korea. Which I’m fixing to do.
Suffice to say, I’d have probably cut a third of the episodes and enjoyed it all the more. Otherwise, the series kept me mostly entertained and I guess that was a purpose fulfilled. Now, the Big Hominid has written up a series of ongoing reviews and considerations which are quite outstanding in their insights and perspectives, especially regarding the theological aspects of the show.
There must some kind of way out here…
Greetings Earthlings
Sorry to disappoint, but the blog ain’t dead yet. Life support perhaps, but I’m still liable to show up here whenever you least expect it.
Fact of the matter is my American life is pretty much plain vanilla. Which is to say, I’ve not been cursed to live in interesting times. So, there’s that.
Had a nice weekend in DC over Labor Day with my old friends Duke and Ji Young. It was nice hanging out, and I know Jee Yeun enjoyed having someone to share some Korea talk with again. Although there was one incident in a hotel restroom. No, no, not what your thinking. Jee Yeun and Ji Young were chatting between the stalls, and some woman occupying another stall gave them the old “you’re in America, speak English” routine. Ah well, sad people living sad empty lives are best ignored I suppose.
While in DC (actually, Sterling, VA) I played in a big dart tourney. Lots of pros in attendance (including the top 3 U.S. players) so there was no illusion going in about winning any cash. I made it out of the first round in both my events, so there’s that. I wound up losing to the player ranked 40th, but I gave him a game of it, so I’ll take whatever satisfaction that gives. Which isn’t a lot, but still, I always learn something about the game when I play against the best.
We travel back to Korea next month for a 90 day sojourn. Jee Yeun’s fiancee visa has finally been approved, but of course it has to be issued from the American Embassy in Korea.
I’m looking forward to the change of pace of my Korea life. Hell, who knows? Maybe I’ll find something worthy of blogging while I’m there.
And so it goes.
A woman’s place is in the kitchen…
…or so it seems.

Speaking of punctuation…
…I’ve always struggled with the comma. I pretty much use them when where and how I want. Except when I don’t.

And don’t even get me started on semi-colons.
Sometimes the fingers are faster than the brain
I’m constantly finding typos, bad punctuation, poor grammar, and other various and sundry errors in my writing. Some of it is old fashioned laziness, sometimes it’s ignorance, but most often it’s a case of not typing what I’m thinking. Thanks in advance for your indulgence.
Anyway, I came across the poster below and had to laugh because although I am well aware of the appropriate use of those words, I’m frequently dismayed that I’ll type “your” instead of “you’re” or “there” instead of “their”. Which makes me appear dumber than a smart phone. Which I suppose I am.

And yes, when I saw this I thought of Kevin Kim.
Sometimes you just have to say anio…
I’ve been playing at making my own demotivational posters.
There’s this:

Yeah, I won’t quit my day job. Oh wait, I don’t have one!
Ten years of LIFE
So, one of my retirement projects has been to read every issue of LIFE magazine. Yeah, I definitely have way to much time on my hands. Anyway, I’ve worked my way through the first ten years, beginning with the November 23, 1936 issue.
It’s actually been a pretty fascinating journey. The depression era heartaches, the massive government sponsored building projects, the rise of Hitler and Japan as war clouds gathered, the war that really could have gone either way (at least in the beginning when there was very little popular support for American involvement) the politics, and other interesting cultural insights into “the greatest generation.”
What I particularly enjoy is reading about these historical events in real time. No one of course knew at that time where current events would lead. But I did, and watching everything unfold, the blunders and mistakes and also the things we got right, is quite an enjoyable exercise. The “what ifs” of 20th century history still reverberate today.
20-20 hindsight is a gift the leaders of the time did not possess, but it’s still fun to speculate on what might have been. Hitler’s war aims could have been thwarted with courage and early intervention. Perhaps war with Japan was inevitable, but with better preparation and foresight (i.e. a stronger defense of the Philippines), the carnage in the Pacific could certainly have been lessened. The Soviet Union’s domination of Eastern Europe could have been stopped if we had been willing to take a hard line stance. Had we better supported the Nationalist army, it is likely China would not be Communist today. And lord knows in hindsight we would never have allowed the Soviets to occupy Korea north of the arbitrarily drawn 38th parallel.
But I suppose we did the best we could given what was known at the time. Looking at the past for insights into the future is always fraught with peril. Nevertheless, as I read about the past I can’t help but overlay those events with what I see taking place in the world today.
Most disturbing to me is the rise of China, which in many ways reminds me of Imperial Japan in the 1930s. The saber rattling and claims to territorial dominance (as in claims to control of the South China Sea) make me wonder if China might invoke Japan’s idea of a “greater Asia co-prosperity sphere” free of Western influence.
Similarly, in many ways Iran’s attempts to dominate the Middle East, it’s desire to attain nuclear capabilities, and it’s stated intent to destroy Israel, are reminiscent of the goals on Nazi Germany.
I can’t help but wonder how future events will unfold as American power (both economic and military) are waning under the inept leadership of our President and our corrupt political class. Do we have the will the stand against evil that was demonstrated by our parents and grandparents?
I guess that question will be answered someday by some wag with nothing better to do than read periodicals from the early 21st century.
Interstate 60
I took a little trip down Interstate 60 this afternoon and thoroughly enjoyed myself. Oh, and I was riding my couch the whole way.
Yes, as surely you have guessed by now, I’m talking about the movie, not the highway. Which doesn’t exist. Well, the movie exists, but there’s no I-60.
The film is from 2002 but I’d never heard of it. I’ve always enjoyed road trips and movies about road trips are maybe the next best thing. Although actually now that I think about it, many movies in this genre are notoriously bad. But Interstate 60 has Gary Oldman and he’s almost always good. Plus, this one has a surreal alternative universe vibe going that keeps it interesting.
I enjoyed it anyway. Maybe you will too.
Happy birthday Buddha!
Exclusive to LTG is this rare birthday photograph:
Ok, so maybe that’s not the Buddha after all. But that’s definitely the body of a God! Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful…
Aye, aye, aye
Eye, eye, eye.
I, I, I.
Immigration, Immigration, Insa-dong.
Started at the U.S. Embassy. Told them I was an American in distress. Explained the visa issues I’m having with Jee Yeun. Told me they couldn’t help with that and suggested I go around the corner and talk to the Immigration Service. Asked if I needed an appointment, was told “don’t know, not my department”.
Talked my way in to immigration and had the good fortune (or maybe misfortune, depending on the outcome) of talking to the agent who had denied Jee Yeun’s tourist visa application last year. She has subsequently resubmitted with additional documentation. It’s been over two weeks. The agent said, “oh yeah, I’ve got that, just haven’t had a chance to look at it yet.” He assured us he’d get right on it.
I said I didn’t want there to be any confusion because I had applied for a fiancee visa in January and still had not heard a word. I didn’t want to create the appearance that we were trying to game the system. We just want Jee Yeun to be able to visit the USA while the fiancee visa is pending. He said he’d check on that too.
So, we’ll see. Jee Yeun says she has a “good feeling”. I, being wiser to the byzantine ways of government, am not to sure.
We left the embassy and cabbed to the Korean immigration office in Jongno where I got my passport stamped “extending my sojourn” in Korea through June 7.
Being as how it was now a little after 3:00 and our dinner engagement in Itaewon wasn’t until 5:30, we were in a bit of a “no man’s land” kind of bind. Not really enough time to retreat back to our Gireum abode, far too early to start drinking in the ‘twon. So, we hiked over to Insa-dong for a look around.
Jee Yeun professed hunger so we found a place where she could snack on mandu. Then upstairs for some coffee and people watching. I hadn’t accurately calculated the traffic our bus would encounter on the short trip to Itaewon, so we turned up a few minutes late for dinner.
And that is my tale of the I’s.
The history of English…
…in 10 minutes. Give it a watch.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
I thought of my blog buddy Kevin Kim when I saw this.
Hit random and enjoy a rather unique and creative comic.
Dry as a desert valley
Nothing to see here and nothing much to say. Dinner in Myeong-dong Tuesday and I’ll venture out to Itaewon to chuck some darts later tonight. And that’s about all there is to it.
Well, some Moroccan guy got busted for stealing I-phones from bar patrons in several locations. I don’t imagine he’ll lose his hands over it, but rumor is he is here illegally so it will be back to the 13th century for him I suppose.
What else? Planning a road trip in a couple of weeks. Probably to the West Coast. More on that as it happens.
Stay tuned.
