AKA “mom”. Although she wasn’t one then.
Taken several years before my time on Earth.
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One of those nights
As far as Saturday nights go, last night was a pretty good one. It commenced with a fine farewell party/dart tournament for Dan Orrico and Rod Rodriguez at, wait for it, Dolce Vita Pub. The evening (for me at least) ending with a Korea victory over Greece in the opening round of the World Cup.
Some of us brought along some vittles to supplement the Dolce menu. My contribution was pulled pork barbecue, slow roasted in the ol’ crock pot. It seemed to go over well enough as indicated by a lack of leftovers. Then again, there was a huge crowd. 28 teams in the doubles tournament which may be a record for Dolce. Even though my mediocre darts resulted in a two and out for me and my partner, it took a couple of hours to be eliminated. The tourney was still going strong when I departed the bar.
In addition to the large dart crowd, there was a small but vocal contingent of Koreans watching the football (soccer) game. I’m no fan of the sport, but there was some strong energy pulsating in Seoul for the Red Devils last night and I couldn’t help but catch the buzz. Long after I had retired to bed and well into the wee morning hours I could hear drunk Koreans celebrating (screaming loudly) as they meandered home through the streets of my normally quiet neighborhood.
Today Tom and Yuli Randolph are hosting a barbecue get together in honor of Rod and Dano. We’ll be bringing some Galbi for the grill, watermelon and the pineapple upside down cake I’m fixin’ to bake. Unlike last night, I intend to remember my camera so I can capture the highlights for posterity.
Blast from the Past–Ringwraiths
My first softball team, The Ringwraiths. I was a fanatic for the game for a dozen years of so, until my travel schedule at work made team sports unrealistic. I had a nice run though, playing on some championship winning teams in far flung venues from Southern Cal, to Arizona, to Arkansas. Truth be told, I still miss those glory days…
Of those pictured I can only recall the names of Jim Meehan (66), Rod Headlee (13), Larry Raemakers (6), Doug Price (35) and my brother Keith (22). I’m wearing #7. Photo was taken in 1973 or 1974.
Meanwhile, USA takes World Cup…
…of trash talk:
“The England game is the big one for us.
“The team are ready, they are mentally in a place where they are prepared to go into battle.
“One is for sure, they will be aiming to beat the heck out of the English in Rustenburg.
“Let me say this straight: Our men are preparing to crush your little boys.”
Hat Tip: Marmot’s Hole
This just in: The universe is racist!
Regarding Sarah Palin’s breasts
American Digest says all there is to say on the “issue”.
Seems to me what the Left should be asking is not if Sarah Palin’s pair has grown, but when their president plans to grow a pair.
Blast from the Past–Mom and Me
Camping on the Kern River circa 1958…
Yoja of the Week
Well, I’ve finally got around to watching the television series “Lost”. I’m up to episode 20 of Season 1 thus far. I’m going to reserve judgment till the story develops a little more (assuming it will). Suffice to say up to this point, Ms. Kim Yun-jin is the best thing about the show…




Anyway, thus far it’s been fun to see some of the stereotypes of Koreans portrayed on American television. I’ve heard the two Korean characters will develop into more than caricatures as the series progresses.
Another aspect I’ve enjoyed is that Lost was filmed in Hawaii and I’ve been spotting some of the places I visited during my vacation there this year.
Like a one legged man…
in an ass kicking contest…
Another BP spill
Video of cleanup effort has to be seen to be believed…
Blast from the Past–Bad Ass
I reckon this to be sometime in the fall of 1974. It was during the Barstow to Las Vegas dirt bike race in which my pal Rod Headlee was competing. This was at a gas stop in some desolate desert burg after the race had started. We were on our way to meet the riders at the finish line in Vegas. The handsome dude in shades and hat would be me, the guy in the middle with the wild hair is my brother Greg. The rude guy with his finger extended? A friend of a friend whose name is lost to history. I also have no idea who snapped the photo, but it was with my 110 Instamatic Kodak…
Worst case scenarios…
Things have been pretty quiet here on the Korean peninsula. Maybe too quiet. Although there was a slight thrill Sunday morning. I’m laying on the couch watching Season 4 of House when all the sudden this air raid siren goes off. At first I thought it was coming from the TV, but that didn’t make sense. So, I get up and go to the balcony looking for incoming artillery but it all seemed normal outside. After a couple of minutes the siren stopped. I’m told that Sunday was the Korean memorial day. Well, geez. I can think of better ways to recognize fallen war heroes than blasting an alarm during a period when tensions are running high with the whacko’s up north. Ah well.
Anyway, Popular Mechanics brings us the three things to fear should war break out in Korea. Oddly enough, my dying is not among them (although I guess that is implied).
1. North Korea already knows our war plan. Hmm, no surprise there. This country is thick with spies and hackers. ROKDrop has a post up about the female spies who trade sex for secrets, like Won Jeong-hwa:

She’s no Natasha, but…
2. North Korea uses its vast chemical weapon arsenal. Well, I do have a USFK-issued gas mask in the closet. Maybe I’ll even be at home if I ever need it.
3. Flash floods become weapons. Well, I’m kinda up on a hill, so of the three scenarios this is the one I could most likely “live” with the best.
Anyway, in all seriousness I’m not worried. Much.
80 days to go.
Something in the water?
What is it about South Carolina politics?
Don’t call me madam…
Here’s a candidate I can get behind.
“If she has experience managing whores, she would probably be well suited for politics.”
I got two shoes…
and one new husband.
Well, since she changed her Facebook status, I guess it is okay to announce to the vast readership of LTG that Jenn of I Got 2 Shoes fame has done gone and got hitched.

Jenn and her man Fahid.
Had a nice visit with the happy couple last weekend while they were in town taking care of business at their respective embassies. Jenn has finished her contract at the hagwon in Ulsan and will be flying home to Canada later this month.
Good luck and much happiness to you both in the future!
Duke’s girl
Congrats to Duke and Ji Young on the birth of their beautiful baby girl Kyla Kim.
Now, Duke didn’t pass along any vital statistics like date of birth, weight and length, how long Ji Young was in labor etc. So all I know for sure is that the baby has an amazing head of hair and the good fortune of having her mother’s good looks!
Yoja of the Week
Reader Keith expressed his appreciation for yesterday’s photo of the ROK soldier, so how about a look at a North Korean traffic cop?

Wanna see her “in action”? Of course you do!
Flying out of DFW…
Feeling safe and secure
As long as I know there are ROK soldiers like this ready to protect me, I’ve got nothing to worry about…

Thanks to ROKDrop for the photo!
Vindication
Well, it’s been awhile since I’ve weighed in on the whole global warming global cooling climate change issue. And no, I’m not going to get snarky and mock Al Gore’s marriage woes. I’ve noticed that the alarmists have been oddly quiet of late (hey, less hot air is a good thing right?). And it’s no wonder given recent events.
All I’ve ever argued was that the science was far from settled. So, with this I’ll consider myself vindicated.
Britain’s premier scientific institution is being forced to review its statements on climate change after a rebellion by members who question mankind’s contribution to rising temperatures.
The Royal Society has appointed a panel to rewrite the 350-year-old institution’s official position on global warming. It will publish a new “guide to the science of climate change” this summer. The society has been accused by 43 of its Fellows of refusing to accept dissenting views on climate change and exaggerating the degree of certainty that man-made emissions are the main cause.
The society appears to have conceded that it needs to correct previous statements. It said: “Any public perception that science is somehow fully settled is wholly incorrect — there is always room for new observations, theories, measurements.” This contradicts a comment by the society’s previous president, Lord May, who was once quoted as saying: “The debate on climate change is over.”
Maybe now I won’t have to die a slow and painful death from cancer, right Jacob? (heh, I see Jacob has sent his blog posting down the memory hole. Not as sweet as an apology and admission he was wrong, but sweet just the same).