About John McCrarey

Born and raised in southern California. My career exodus has taken me to Arizona, Oklahoma, Arkansas, South Carolina, Virginia, and Washington, DC. And as of 23 January 2005, Seoul, Korea. Married with 6 grown children (blended family). First grandchild is in the oven! I created this blog to document my adventures as an expat living and working in Korea. I'm also pretty confident that I will on occasion feel the need to express my views on current events and other matters I find of interest.

About a lucky man who made the grade

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Things are going reasonably well in my life, or at least fair to middling.  Not so much a year ago though, if  “I read the news today, oh boy” is any indication.  Nothing like a  reminder of sadder times to give you a little perspective I suppose.

Anyway, my Korean life may be at times every bit as boring, but the beer is better here. So there’s that.

Go East old man

This weekend produced a rare confluence of events–I had no scheduled dart match on Sunday and a holiday from work today.  So, the wife said let’s go to the sea.  The East Sea to be precise.  And so we loaded up the hooptie and headed down the highway for Gangnuem.

Just like Columbus I managed to get lost a time or two trying to get out of Seoul.  Once I got on the proper expressway I inadvertently drove through the “speed pass” gate at the toll booth.   I don’t have a Speed Pass but there were no bells, whistles, or sirens so I figured I was home free.  Until we reached the toll gate at the other end of the expressway and I didn’t have a ticket to present showing where I’d entered.  We got sent to the office where they took my name and license plate number, charged me the W12,000 toll, and said if it happened again the toll would be doubled.  Suffice to say I didn’t make that mistake on the return trip.

Jee Yeun scored us an ocean view room for a mere W50,000

Jee Yeun scored us an ocean view room for a mere W50,000

Even the shower had a view.  I duly noted the view worked both ways...

Even the shower had a view. I duly noted the view worked both ways…

The sea of Japan East Ocean is pleasant to look at...

The sea of Japan East Ocean is pleasant to enough  look at…

It’s the off-season but after walking a few blocks we found a deserted samgyapsal joint that welcomed their first and probably only customers of the day.  Jee Yeun had a bottle of chunghwa to herself (I had a Cass) and she professed to be feeling na chwi-hae-sseo (drunk).  We made it back to the room without incident and she promptly fell asleep.  I did a little channel surfing on the TV and was asleep an hour or two later.  Yep, us old folks are just chock full of excitement.

Early to bed, early to rise and all that.  Which allowed me to enjoy this sunrise...

Early to bed, early to rise and all that. Which allowed me to enjoy this sunrise…

Shortly thereafter, we headed out to coffee shop a Korean friend had recommended and discovered it was one of the places we had visited on a previous trip...

Shortly thereafter, we headed out to coffee shop a Korean friend had recommended and discovered it was one of the places we had visited on a previous trip…

It's very small, but the outside seating is quite nice.

It’s very small, but the outside seating is quite nice.  And it opens early in the morning!

 

Next trip I'm going to have to try me a buger.  I've got a nose for good food.  That snot a lie...

Next trip I’m going to have to try me a buger. I’ve got a nose for good food. That snot a lie…

You don't live in this country for long before you discover that Koreans are passionate about their coffee...

You don’t live in this country for long before you discover that Koreans are passionate about their coffee…

My car has reached the age of consent in most jurisdictions, but she purred on down the highway like a champ...

My car has reached the age of consent in most jurisdictions, but she purred on down the highway like a champ…

Speaking of the highway, I was cruising along at a pretty good clip taking note of when my GPS warned me of the speed cameras.  I was halfway home before I figured out that those tricky bastards calculate your average speed between the cameras.  I’d never seen that done before.  According to my GPS, my average speed was 105 k/ph, and the speed limit was 100.  Surely I won’t be ticketed for that, right?

I kept thinking there was something fishy about the drive home.  Jee Yeun's souvenir from our trip.

I kept thinking there was something fishy about the drive home. Jee Yeun’s souvenir from our trip.

Anyway, it was good to get out of town and enjoy a change of scenery.

 

 

Book ’em, Dano

It looks like I will be spending Thanksgiving in what’s left of Columbia, SC.  I booked my flight with American Airlines this morning.  Getting there is going to be pretty sweet (well, defining sweet as the least amount of time as possible crammed into a couch seat) as we have a direct ICN-DFW flight.  Just over 17 hours with the connection to CAE.  The return is via Narita and will take 24 hours.  I’ll worry about that discomfort later.

I tried to book on United from work yesterday where I found an incredible fare of $980. For whatever reason the internet connection kept timing out when I tried to pay.  From home this morning the same flight was over $1100 and I couldn’t bring my self to pull the trigger. Instead I cashed in the miles I’ve accumulated on my credit card which paid for one $1300 American ticket and part of the other one.  So I’m one thousand bucks out of pocket for both tickets and not complaining (much).

In other news I beat my arch rival Vidal in darts last night 9-7 and I’m real happy about that.

ROKdrop shared this link to some photos of North Korean women.  I was struck by their natural beauty.  Just last night I was having a conversation with one of the bartenders at Shenanigans about how too many women in southern Korea engage in needless plastic surgery.  Her day job is writing for the fashion industry and she too was distressed about the trend of many Korean females to try and “westernize” their appearance.

There is just something about a traditional Korean look that trips my triggers. Or maybe I'm just old fashioned. Or old.

There is just something about a traditional Korean look that trips my triggers. Or maybe I’m just old fashioned. Or old.

Speaking of old, as part of the above referenced conversation with the bartender we talked about getting older.  She’s all of 28 and already feeling like life is passing her by. Being 60 myself I found it difficult to muster much empathy.  I told her the worst part about being old for me was becoming invisible.  She didn’t get it of course, but what I meant was I’m surrounded by a sea of Korean beauty but to the young and attractive I may as well not exist.

In some countries I'm still a "hansome man". Not so much in Korea.

In some countries I’m still a “hansome man”. Not so much in Korea.

In unrelated news, I awoke to the sound of thunder this morning.

Into each life some rain must fall.

Into each life some rain must fall.

And finally, there’s this:

I'll put this in the category of things can always be worse...

I’ll put this in the category of things can always be worse…

 

Only the lonely

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One year ago found me living on my own back in the USA.  I’d been home for a month without the wife and I was not a happy camper.  I wrote about it in a post called “Nada y nada”.

As it turned out Jee Yeun never did come back to me.  So I resolved to come “home” to Korea.  I took a part time job that paid less than ten bucks an hour (and I was worth every penny of it!) but provided me SOFA status.  And from there I was able to maneuver my way back into my old organization at a rate of compensation that should allow me to be debt free when my one year and a day appointment expires next June.  As of now I’m hoping to get extended for at least another year after that.  And then we shall see.

For now I’ll just roll along one day at a time.  Until I run out of days that is.

Welcome to my nightmare

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Seven years ago I was hospitalized for the first and last (so far) time.  It was not a pleasant experience.  I wrote about it in a post called “In the hospital”.

Now, I’m generally satisfied with the medical care I receive in Korea.  But a hospital stay is a whole other animal.  I was extremely uncomfortable for the 3 days I spent in the confines of Soonchanhwang University Hospital.  And let’s just say that the cute Korean nurses had missed the training in tender loving care.

Unlike the USA, Korean doctors will hospitalize you for just about anything.  I checked in with a high fever and three days later I was advised I had a “virus in my spleen” and was being given antibiotics through an IV.  I said the hell with that, asked for a prescription and checked myself out.  Getting out of there also proved to be a nightmare, but escape I did.

I did feel bad when I learned that the 8th Army Deputy Commanding General (two stars) had come by to visit after I had left.  Ah well, I’m still with 8th Army and he ain’t, so no worries.

A year or so later I needed a skin graft on a finger and they wanted to admit me for that.  I told them bluntly that ain’t happening so they consented to doing it on an outpatient basis.  And here I am, just as handsome as ever.  Shuddup!

A wild night in Wolgok-dong

Last night we wrapped up the Chuseok holiday celebration with a visit to my brother-in-law’s beer and chicken hof in Wolgok.

It's the first time I've visited (he opened a couple of months ago. It's a clean, well-lighted place. The chicken was tasty and the beer was cold...

It’s the first time I’ve been there (he opened a couple of months ago. It’s a clean, well-lighted place. The chicken was tasty and the beer was cold…

The nephew joined us and we were the only miguks in the neighborhood, quite the change from Itaewon....

The nephew joined us and we were the only miguks in the neighborhood, quite the change from Itaewon….

Justin was quite the hit with the extended Korean family as they enjoyed and appreciated his ability to speak Korean. I was glad he was there to provide interpretation so as not to be left out due to my ignorance.

Justin was quite the hit with the extended Korean family as they enjoyed and appreciated his ability to speak Korean. I was glad he was there to provide interpretation so as not to be left out due to my ignorance.

And this was BEFORE I started drinking copious amounts of soju...

And this was BEFORE I started drinking copious amounts of soju…

Yep, I shoulda stuck with beer.  I’m not sure how many bottles were consumed, but it proved to be too much.  The thing about soju is that it sneaks up on you.  I had no idea just how drunk I was until the taxi dropped us off at the abode.  As soon as I hit the bed, the room was spinning.  I got up to hit the bathroom and promptly lost my balance and went crashing into the dresser.  Except for a largish scratch on my back I got up relatively unscathed, and stumbled my way to the toilet.  Where I promptly deposited the undigested remnants of the fried chicken and pork I had earlier consumed.  Then I just laid on the bathroom floor to be near my new best friend.  I guess I passed out because Jee Yeun tells me I was in there for a couple of hours.

Anyway, I felt okay this morning and made it into work on time.  Seriously though, getting that wasted is ridiculous.  At least I didn’t embarrass myself until I was safely ensconced at the house.  Jee Yeun was not pleased of course and sternly told me “no more soju!” I’m certainly in no position to argue the point.  Lesson learned!

Gridlock

So, I celebrated Chuseok in the traditional way.  Stuck in traffic.  The in-laws live in Nowon, about 10 kms from our place.  Took one hour to get there.  And an hour and a half coming back.  I thought all the Koreans went to their ancestral homes in the countryside for the holiday?  Not this time.  Apparently.

Anyway, hope you all enjoyed the other blessings of Chuseok.

Anyway, hope you all enjoyed the other blessings of Chuseok.

 

Pot roast

Another week is in the books.  Here are the highlights.

My sweet granddaughter Sydney turned 4. Definitely has here grandpa's good looks!

My sweet granddaughter Sydney turned 4. Definitely has her grandpa’s good looks!

Things are going reasonably well at work.  We’ve got some folks on their way out which will require some adjustments.  But meanwhile, my boss and I seem to be getting on well. We did another Friday lunch in Itaewon yesterday.  Our destination: Manimals Smoke House to get our barbecue on…

It's up the hill on the alley going to towards HBC (above and generally parallel to the main drag in Itaewon, walking towards Noksapyeong station...

It’s up the hill on the alley going to towards HBC (above and generally parallel to the main drag in Itaewon, walking towards Noksapyeong station…

As you may recall, a few weeks ago we ate at Linus’ BBQ.  Apparently there is a (friendly?) rivalry as to which serves the most authentic barbecue.  Our mission was to find out.

I thought the menu was somewhat limited and also pretty pricey. On the other hand, it's good to do a few things well rather than having an extensive selection of mediocre items...

I thought the menu was somewhat limited and also pretty pricey. On the other hand, it’s good to do a few things well rather than having an extensive selection of mediocre items…

The interior is rather smallish, although those window seats offer a nice view. They open at noon on weekends for lunch. We arrived 10 minutes early and although they let us sit down, they wouldn't serve us until 12. Not nearly as busy as Linus' had been, just us and one other group. Could have been the holiday I suppose.

The interior is rather smallish, although those window seats offer a nice view. They open at noon on weekends for lunch. We arrived 10 minutes early and although they let us sit down, they wouldn’t serve us until 12. Not nearly as busy as Linus’ had been, just us and one other group. Could have been the holiday I suppose.

We ordered us up some pulled pork and some chicken. I also bought a chunk of cornbread and some "cowboy" beans. It was all good. Although as with Linus' I was disappointed with the sauce selection. Might have to sneak in a bottle of Sweet Baby Ray's on my next visit.

We ordered us up some pulled pork and some chicken. I also bought a chunk of cornbread and some “cowboy” beans. It was all good. Although as with Linus’ I was disappointed with the sauce selection. Might have to sneak in a bottle of Sweet Baby Ray’s on my next visit.

I’m not sure if I can resolve the question of which is the best authentic BBQ, might need to visit both again.  It was nice to have some cornbread, which was surprisingly moist and tasty even without butter.

We got an early release from work (59 minutes) to get a jump on the Chuseok holiday weekend.  I spent part of my hour getting a haircut (I’d done a pedicure at lunch on Thursday) so I’m looking especially handsome for the weekend.

Then it was off to Shenanigan’s as it my Friday night custom.  Met up with my old friend Lonnie who will be departing Korea next week after 14 years to take up being an elementary school teacher in the Phoenix public schools.  He’ll be missed around these parts, especially by me as I’ve grown accustomed to swapping bullshit over beers with him.

The tradition of the dart league is to send a member off with a farewell tournament, so we headed over to Sin Bin Sports Pub for the dart action in Lonnie’s honor.

We had 18 throwers which is a pretty good showing considering most of the Koreans were tending to family holiday obligations. My partner and I finished second which is good and bad. We split W60,000 but didn't finish until 0130.

We had 18 throwers which is a pretty good showing considering most of the Koreans were tending to family holiday obligations. My partner and I finished second which is good and bad. We split W60,000 but didn’t finish until 0130.

We did take time out to give Lonnie a big thank you for his many years service to the dart league...

We did take time out to give Lonnie a big thank you for his many years service to the dart league…

So getting home meant dealing with my pet peeve–taxi drivers.

0130 trying to catch a taxi in Itaewon. Streets are packed with cars and people, but still plenty of empty cabs. This guy rolls down his window and says "where are you going?" I'm drunk enough to be pissed and say "you aren't allowed to ask me that, you just have to take me where I'm going". He drives off but gets stuck in traffic just a little bit down the road. Like a madman I chase him down, snap a photo of his license tag, and then I yell "I'm turning you in. BIG FINE for you! He says something I can't understand and I walk away. I had every intention of filing a complaint with Seoul city hall, but upon sober reflection I discovered that my drunken photography skills were somewhat lacking. Meaning, this was the only picture of the cab in my camera and it's not much help. Anyway, the next cab driver I encountered I just hopped in the back seat and said Gireum-dong. The cabbie said where? I repeat Gireum-dong. He looks at me with a blank expression. I try again slowly "Gir-eum sta-tion. He goes "oh, Girerum yak?" I'm all yep that's it and off we went. When we got close to my place I was actually able to direct him through a series of grunts and gestures to drop right at the gate to my building. A first for me! Fare was W10,000 and I gave him W20,000 and a hearty "Happy Chuseok!" He seemed pleased. It's now a little after 2:00 a.m. and Jee Yeun calls and asks "where are you?". I said "I'm home!" She goes 'no you're not, and I say apartment 1804, right? She says it's 1904 and I go "shit, then who's this woman laying next to me?" I'm funny when you're drunk!

0130 trying to catch a taxi in Itaewon. Streets are packed with cars and people, but still plenty of empty cabs. This guy rolls down his window and says “where are you going?” I’m drunk enough to be pissed and say “you aren’t allowed to ask me that, you just have to take me where I’m going”. He drives off but gets stuck in traffic just a little bit down the road. Like a madman I chase him down, snap a photo of his license tag, and then I yell “I’m turning you in. BIG FINE for you! He says something I can’t understand and I walk away.
I had every intention of filing a complaint with Seoul city hall, but upon sober reflection I discovered that my drunken photography skills were somewhat lacking. Meaning, this was the only picture of the cab in my camera and it’s not much help.
Anyway, the next cab driver I encountered I just hopped in the back seat and said Gireum-dong. The cabbie said where? I repeat Gireum-dong. He looks at me with a blank expression. I try again slowly “Gir-eum sta-tion. He goes “oh, Girerum yak?” I’m all yep that’s it and off we went. When we got close to my place I was actually able to direct him through a series of grunts and gestures to drop right at the gate to my building. A first for me! Fare was W10,000 and I gave him W20,000 and a hearty “Happy Chuseok!” He seemed pleased.
It’s now a little after 2:00 a.m. and Jee Yeun calls and asks “where are you?”. I said “I’m home!” She goes ‘no you’re not, and I say apartment 1804, right? She says it’s 1904 and I go “shit, then who’s this woman laying next to me?”
I’m funny when you’re drunk!

Woke up this morning a little hungover but I’m going to go have some hair of the dog that bit me later on which should get me back to feeling 100%.

Hangover notwithstanding I put myself to work in the kitchen this morning.

3 pounds of pot roast beef, carrots, celery and potatoes along with some seasoning. When I get back home tonight it will be reading and waiting!

3 pounds of pot roast beef, carrots, celery, onion and potatoes along with some seasoning. When I get back home tonight it will be reading and waiting!

Counting down to deliciousness....

Counting down to deliciousness….

Life is good.

 

 

 

Putting the “FU” in customer service.

I recently concluded a major battle with my (now former) e-juice provider, Vaping Zone. They are located in my hometown of Columbia, SC and they’ve been my go-to source for supplies every since I overcame my cigarette addiction by becoming addicted to vapor.  I never had any problems with them whatsoever until the order I placed on 29 August for 10 bottles of juice and two new e-cigarettes.  The order came to $185. which included paying an extra ten bucks for Priority Mail shipping with insurance.  I normally receive such shipments in 3-5 days, so when two weeks had passed with no sign of my package I began to panic.  Literally.  I was perilously close to running out of juice, and as I mentioned above, I’m addicted.

I go to the Vaping Zone web page and look up my order which also includes the Priority Mail tracking number.  And when I entered that number in the USPS website it indicated that my order had been received by the Army Post Office on Yongsan on 11 September. So I gave the tracking number to our admin person who fetches the mail and asked her if she could have the postal folks find my package.  She came back and reported that my shipment had come without a name on the box (which is required since only SOFA personnel can use the APO) so it had been “returned”.

Damn!  I wrote a lengthy and kindly worded email to the support folks at Vaping Zone explaining the situation.  I recounted as to how I was in desperate need of more juice and asked them to please reship my order ASAP.  I awoke the next morning to a two line response saying “we always put a name on the shipment and if it is returned we will reship”.  This response was totally unresponsive to my needs and greatly pissed me off.

So, I sent another email telling them that.  I also pointed out that I had spent $800 dollars with their business this year and that I deserved better than a bullshit response that didn’t resolve my issue.  I noted that I had insured the package so it was on them to either re-ship my order and give me a refund.  Two days later “Amanda” in shipping emailed me that she had checked my order and confirmed my name was on the shipping label.  She also provided the tracking number to prove her point.  Except the tracking number was for an entirely different order!

I ended up bumming a bottle of juice from a vaping buddy to keep me from going into nicotine withdrawal and wrote again saying I wanted my shipment or a refund.  I pointed out that mistakes can happen and that is forgivable but their shoddy customer service was not. They still have not responded.  And so I set about finding me another supplier.

That turned out to be a Minnesota-based company called Vapes.  Although their selection of vaping oil is not as large, their prices were significantly cheaper.  So I ordered up 5 bottles and hoped they’d arrive before I depleted my borrowed juice.  They did.  And I was really surprised to find an extra bottle of liquid and a handwritten note that said “use coupon code ‘military 7’ for a discount.  I tossed in a freebie!  Thanks!”.  Wow.  I was gobsmacked to be treated like I mattered even though it was my very first order.  Suffice to say, I have found a new vaping home.

And oh yeah, they also threw in a bunch of these cool stickers.  Can't wait to decorate my car!

And oh yeah, they also threw in a bunch of these cool stickers. Can’t wait to decorate my car!

Epilogue:  I finally received my order from Vaping Zone, no thanks to Vaping Zone.  The admin person brought in a battered box that had been opened and resealed by the Post Office (I’m assuming the APO).  They apparently opened the package in order to retrieve a name.  Because as I had said and Vaping Zone denied, the shipment did not include one.  Sorry bastards.

Well, on the plus side I won't be running out of supplies anytime soon now...

Well, on the plus side I won’t be running out of supplies anytime soon now…

 

A run to the DMZ

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Nine years ago found me making my second tour of the DMZ with my visiting step-son Nolan.  I posted some pictures of the adventure in a post called “Emptying the camera”.

If you are going to tour the DMZ, I highly recommend doing it through the USO.  It’s a lot better experience than my lame-ass write-up would indicate.  Which was made even worse by the fact that all the photos at some point in time became corrupted.  I reposted most of them just, but it’s still a mess.

September has proven to be have been pretty much a desert over the years here at LTG.  Hard to find a worthy post amongst 10 years of September.  Hell, one year I didn’t post anything all month, and a couple of other times I only posted once or twice.  Ah well, if you come here looking for quality you are surely used to being disappointed by now.

 

A shitty Tuesday…

…which technically began Monday night.

As regular readers know I spend my Monday nights engaged in throwing pointed projectiles in the Seoul International Dart League.  Last night was no exception as we ventured out to play the Tailors at a new bar in Itaewon called Fabrik.

It's a smallish place, although I guess it has more than one floor. I confined myself to the area where the dart boards were located however. It's not the type of place I would go to if I weren't playing darts though. No real bar to belly up to and frankly, the service was somewhere between slow and non-existent.

It’s a smallish place, although I guess it has more than one floor. I confined myself to the area where the dart boards were located however. It’s not the type of place I would go to if I weren’t playing darts though. No real bar to belly up to and frankly, the service was somewhere between slow and non-existent.

Anyway, I’m ranked #15 in the “A” division and I faced off with the #2 player in the first round of Cricket singles. I was accordingly quite pleased to walk away with 2-1 victory in that match.  I swept the next round of singles, and then went 3-3 in doubles.  Going into the last leg of doubles our team had managed to win 19 legs (20 wins the match) and I scored a bullseye with my last dart to secure the victory for the Dillinger’s team.  I admit to telling myself as I stood at the oche (throw line) “hit this fuckin’ bull so you can go home.”  I did and then I did.  Even after the match point has been decided, there are still 3 team legs to play, regardless of their meaninglessness.  I know the guys get irked when I bail early and leave them shorthanded in the team match, but damn, I’m 60 years old and need my sleep!

It was 11:00 p.m. when I left the bar which got me home at 11:45 and into bed at midnight. Five and half-hours later I was up and preparing for my day at the office.  And that just ain’t enough for me anymore.  I was dragging ass all day.

I did have an interesting experience on the subway ride home.  I caught line number 4 at Samgakji and was happy to have found a seat.  In fact, the car was surprisingly empty.  I noticed the girls across from me covering their faces with scarves before I noticed the smell.  And then I saw that someone had taken a dump on the floor in front of the old folk’s seats.  Damn, that was a first for me.  I was far enough away that I could tolerate the odor, but it was pretty gross to see.  Finally around Myeong-dong someone got the courage to enter the shit-zone and report the problem on the emergency phone.  When the train paused at Dongdaemun a cleaning woman boarded and scooped the shit into a dustpan, and then hopped off again leaving a big brown smear across the floor.  And you thought there was no excitement in my life?

This morning after making the reverse journey to Samgakji I exited the station and observed a pigeon happily pecking away at a big ole pile of vomit someone had left on the sidewalk (a street pizza if you will).  I thought to myself now there’s a perfect bookend. And then proceeded on with my day in the land of the morning regurgitation calm.

 

The last family reunion

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Six years ago found me back “home” in South Carolina where the McCrarey clan gathered for a family get together on the appropriately named Lake Wateree.  I wrote about the event in a post called “Last day in the Colonies”.  Little did I know it would turn out to be the last reunion with mom and dad present.

Anyway, lots of photos at the link if you want to enjoy some of South Carolina’s finest.

The clan (that's with a "c" now, so don't go getting any stereotypes of the Palmetto State running through your head.  Interestingly, nephew Justin wound up moving to Korea, and nephew Josh just finished his second visit here.  And of course, Dad the sailor, had spent many nights on Texas street in Busan when he was in port...

The clan (that’s with a “c” now, so don’t go getting any stereotypes of the Palmetto State running through your head. Interestingly, nephew Justin wound up moving to Korea, and nephew Josh just finished his second visit here. And of course, Dad the sailor, had spent many nights on Texas street in Busan when he was in port…

Ah well, it’s a bittersweet memory now.

En Fuego

I won my singles league match on Sunday 12-4.  That was pretty hot, but not as hot as I got under the collar.

As the score indicates I pretty much dominated my opponent.  He was so demoralized that he wanted to quit half way through the match.  I prevailed upon him to continue playing.  I took the first leg of the final set, and he won the next two.  Then the fireworks started.  He said we had only played two legs (the ones he won).  I told him no, we had played three and I reminded him I had won the first and had marked it on the scoresheet accordingly.  He disagreed and then asked me what my out was in the first leg.  I told him “hell, I don’t remember what the out was, I just know we played it and I won or I wouldn’t have marked it on the scoresheet.  He repeated, what was your out.  And then I got pissed.  I slammed my darts down and aggressively told him that I don’t cheat at darts and moreover I had no reason to cheat because I had already won the match.  He backed down in the face of my anger and we finished out the match.  I won the remaining two legs handily.  We made up when it was all over, but obviously I was and am offended.  I take pride in my integrity in darts and to have that impugned with no basis was a bit much to take.  Oh well.

I was also on fire Monday night, but in a good way.  I went 6-0 in singles including this game:

The best ever cricket game I've ever played.  I threw four straight 7 marks and finished with three in the bullseye.  Damn, I wish I could replicate that on a semi-consistent basis.  Instead, I'll just have to chalk it up to a miracle.

The best ever cricket game I’ve ever played. I threw four straight 7 marks and finished with three in the bullseye. Damn, I wish I could replicate that on a semi-consistent basis. Instead, I’ll just have to chalk it up to being a miracle.

Monday afternoon at work the Director called me into his office.  The Deputy Director is leaving next month and he asked if I was interested in being his replacement.  I declined the promotion.  Here’s the thing.  I haven’t looked it up, but I suppose I might have gotten a $15,000 boost to my salary.  And while I like money just as much as the next guy I just don’t need the aggravation.  As Deputy I would have to deal with whatever internal staff issues that arise and even worse, I’d have to deal with the politics of keeping the big brass appeased.  I’ve been there and done that and at this stage of my life I value minimal stress more than money.  I actually enjoy being a simple Action Officer who does his work competently and goes home with no worries at the end of the day.  Plus, I felt like I owed my supervisor some loyalty given that she had waited so long for me to clear the hurdles getting hired.  She’s a good boss and we’ve bonded nicely and I feel like I can add every bit as much value to the organization in my current job.  And finally I explained to the Director that I was not comfortable blocking some other worthy candidate from a promotion opportunity.  Can you imagine working hard to get yourself ready to advance in your career and patiently waiting for some old fucker to retire so you could finally move up only to have some retiree take the job?  No, I don’t want to be that guy.

Today I had my semi-annual appointment with the hilarious Dr. Yoo.  He was happy that my blood work looked good and my cholesterol levels were holding steady in the acceptable range.  He asked how I was doing with the smoking and I honestly told him I hadn’t had a cigarette in months.  Then I confessed that I was enjoying ingesting vapor to get my nicotine fix.  He responded that vaping was just as bad as smoking.  Well, I’m no doctor but I know that is not the case.  In addition to my internet research on the topic I can attest to how much better I feel since I gave up tobacco.  No heavy chest in the morning, no coughing and wheezing, no hocking up gunk from the depths of my lungs. We argued for a bit and then he said “well, regardless I’m more worried about that belly of yours.  He explained that carrying the weight around the middle was a recipe for diabetes and heart disease (both of which have occurred in my family history).  Couldn’t argue with him there and I told him I’d work at losing some weight before my next appointment in February.  I know I can do it, because I’ve done it before.  It’s a lot harder to do (for me anyway) in Korea.  My big handicap here is my fondness for beer.  In the states at least I could drink the low carb shit (and shit it is indeed–low carb beer is like making love in a canoe.  Fucking close to water).  Here, it is just not available.  Oh, Shenanigans has bottles of Miller Light, but that’s not really all that low in carbs.  Plus, it’s like W6000 for 12 ounces versus W3000 for a frosty 16 ounce mug of OB.  Nope, gonna have to work on walking more and laying off the ice cream some.  At least that’s the plan.

It’s all good.  I’m 60 and loving it.  Although I still wish I could be this guy again.

Didn't have to worry about carbs back in those days.  Maybe I should have.

Didn’t have to worry about carbs back in those days. Maybe I should have.