About John McCrarey

Born and raised in southern California. My career exodus has taken me to Arizona, Oklahoma, Arkansas, South Carolina, Virginia, and Washington, DC. And as of 23 January 2005, Seoul, Korea. Married with 6 grown children (blended family). First grandchild is in the oven! I created this blog to document my adventures as an expat living and working in Korea. I'm also pretty confident that I will on occasion feel the need to express my views on current events and other matters I find of interest.

On top of old Black Rock

A drama-free day doesn’t have to be boring. An abbreviated version of the Wednesday Walkers took a hike out to, up, over, and around Black Rock mountain. Being in the shadow of Black Rock is relatively common on our walks but it had been a while since we’d done the actual climb. It’s really not that hard getting up but coming down the backside can get a little tricky. It’s not really bad on a dry day like yesterday but when things get wet it’s pretty much a no-go for those of us who choose not to risk life and limb.

The way we went. That’s Black Rock up at the top left…
A Dutchman, an American, and a German walked onto the highway…no joke!
We meandered through the Matain neighborhood then headed for the hills…
Still climbing…
Anybody need cookies?
Now what?
So that’s why it’s called Black Rock…
The best views per meter from up top Black Rock.
Looking back towards home. That’s Alta Vista on the other side of the valley.
It’s not that I think I’m all that special, but I do enjoy looking down on the residents of Calapacuan…
We’ll go down that way, but first let us pose for a picture…
The 3 Kings of Black Rock…
The look on Max’s face when I suggested we toss him off the rock top to see if the Flying Dutchman story is true. He explained that the story is true but he’s not that Dutchman. So, there you go.
Show us the way down, Dan…
Yes, yes, we do have cookies for you!
Back on flat ground…
…but still a ways to go.
These kids are my regulars and got my last bag of cookies…
Where we was…
No idea what you might purchase at the gay store…
Civilization awaits…
Subic always thanks us for leaving…

You can Relive the hike here if you so desire.

After a nap and a shower, I had a quiet night in town. Just trying to stay healthy. Or alive.

And just now as I finish this post I encounter an epilog to the one I wrote yesterday.


Hi!?
You sent Today at 12:53 PM

What’s up?

Honey sent Today at 12:54 PM

I’m not OK where are u now!?
You sent Today at 12:55 PM

I’m at home…

Honey sent Today at 12:58 PM

Where!? I really really need to pay my rent apartment for tomorrow and if I not give I living out., can u helping me I need 3000 only please send me I pay back to u if u want meet me!?

I’ve been wracking my brain trying to remember who this is. We have five mutual friends on Facebook but none that I think I’ve met in person. Her profile says she works at Arizona but I don’t remember her from there either. I’m not there much these days though. I’m guessing that she worked on the floating bar in the pre-pandemic days.

Anyway, no response is the “no” I chose. So far it seems to have worked.

Ah well, time to play my singles league dart match. Back with more tomorrow.

Outta my league

It turned out to be a more interesting Tuesday than usual. Granted, that’s not saying much, but still. Here are the highlights:

I met up with Kate at the Mangos beach bar at the appointed time of 3:00 p.m. She was waiting when I arrived. I ordered up a beer and chicken fingers, she had a mango juice. Our drinks arrived, we settled in, and then she proceeded to share her tale of woe.

As I understood her to say, some time back they had pawned the family trike which was their primary source of income. Apparently, this was done to finance the cost of the baby she delivered last year.

Here’s an example of what we call a trike in these parts. They are ubiquitous and serve the same function as a taxi cab would in most other parts of the world.

Kate said that when the pawn loan came due she was unable to make repayment in full, but worked out an arrangement to make monthly installment payments. That changed recently when the owner of the loan demanded payment in full because of their own family emergency–grandmother in the hospital if I recall correctly. Kate tearfully told me that her entire family blames her for this situation and her father says it is her responsibility to make things right. Can I please help her?

Well, that was quite a story. Presented with excellent dramatic effect and with all the elements necessary to tug at your heartstrings. But how much was this story worth?

“How much are you looking for?” I asked her.

“50,000 pesos” she responded.

It’s a good thing I was sitting down. That’s $1041.41 at today’s exchange rate. Now, I may be an easy touch when you are asking for fifty or a hundred dollars, much more than that we better be related or at least intimate. And while I do have the means to “loan” someone the amount Kate is looking for, I don’t have any desire to do so. First of all, I barely know this woman other than as a fellow Hasher and Facebook friend. I was scammed for a thousand bucks by Gemma, a woman I had dated and considered a friend. My trust in her was unfounded. And y’all read my post a couple of days ago about the $400. laptop I bought for Jhen and how that worked out. Kate looked at me expectantly with tears still in her eyes and I told her the truth.

“You’ve got the wrong person. That’s way more than I can afford. I’m not rich, I’m living here on a pension. Sorry, but I can’t help you.”

She nodded and told me she understood. The fish sticks arrived and I shared them with her (see, I’m not a totally selfish bastard). She tried one and said they were dry. Well, they are fried, of course they’re dry I thought to myself, but I shrugged and said I think they taste good. She did take the leftovers with her.

Making small talk, I asked who had sponsored her (paid the P350 entry fee) at the Hash on Monday. She told me that Troy had done so. Hmm. I said maybe you should ask Troy, he might have more money than me. Yeah, that was kind of a shitty thing to do in retrospect. But on the other hand, Troy has been known to be pretty damn generous with the gals he favors, so who knows. Anyway, she finished her juice, thanked me for listening, and left. I paid the bill and departed shortly thereafter.

Next up for me was playing in the darts tournament across the street at Alley Cats. As fate would have it, I drew Troy as my partner. Naturally, I didn’t mention my earlier meeting with Kate. She had asked me not to tell anyone and I chose to respect her wishes in that regard. Troy and I both threw well and sailed into the finals. We were waiting for the losers bracket to play out so we’d know our opponent when Troy told me he was going to meet up with Kate after the tournament. Oh, how nice. And then a few minutes later, Kate showed up at Alley Cats and joined us at our table. That was a little awkward.

It still wasn’t time to play our finals match and Kate said she had a friend waiting outside who was too shy to come in and join us. I suggested Troy go outside to talk with Kate. He did so and a few minutes later rejoined me without Kate. I didn’t ask what had happened and he didn’t volunteer any information.

We then played our finals match and kicked ass.

We’d been partners before but never previously finished in the money. We just played well consistently and we were in sync all night.

I went home drunk and happy with my bank account intact. I’d call that a pretty good day.

And just in case you are thinking I’m a cheap Charlie, I sent a Filipina friend $60. so she could take a Valentine’s Day trip with her girlfriends. And I gave a beggar 50 pesos. While I was enjoying my lunch outdoors at Sit-n-Bull, a young woman holding a baby asked me for money. I didn’t have any small bills on me, so I shook my head and said sorry. She kept on standing there though. Then I looked up and noticed she was breastfeeding. Damn it. I went inside and got change and handed her 60 pesos. And no, I didn’t say “nice tit”, I’m not that much of a sick bastard. It was nice though.

So, there you have it. And life rolls on.

Kate was good but not as good as these lying fools…

Being there

Survived yet another Hash run yesterday. This one was a bit over 6K and took me right at two hours to complete. Guenter (Vienna Sausage) was the Hare, so of course, the trail featured a hellacious climb. On the other hand compared to his “hard” trail (yes, he did two) I got off easy. The other trail was insane, even by Guenter standards. I honestly have great admiration for those who even attempted that 4 hours long, 400-meter climb.

The trail I did had a ring of familiarity. One portion (the up) I had done on my first-ever Hash back on January 1, 2018. And once we came down off the mountain, we did a section of the oft-traveled My Bitch on the way to our On-Home at the Alta Vista community center. And yes, we did shortcut around a second climb and also avoided a dreaded creekbed walk. I call that keeping it sane.

The pictures tell the story better than I can:

The “regular” trail. The yellow line is the path we didn’t take.
Scott (Pubic Head) has a map app that somehow measures the grade. In this case, our climb was 34%. My app says we went up 220 meters. I’ve done higher and steeper climbs so I’m not complaining about this one. Much.
Getting started. We left early and only had four in our group. Surprisingly, no one passed us as is usually the case. I guess all the fast Hashers were doing the insane trail.
On up…
On-On!
A view from the mountain.
Still going up…
Black And Dickher looks tired…
You can’t see the forest for those trees…
Pubic Head making his way down…
Making a cookie delivery…
On Rizal Extension heading for My Bitch.
A view from My Bitch.
Taking a detour around someone’s uling (charcoal) making operation.
Hashing is not a game although sometimes you encounter a strong off fence.
Finally made it back On-Home and the beer drinking commenced.
We had a contingent from Angeles City join us.
The gal in glasses is named Whatever You Want. Today she has requested to meet with me and I have agreed to hear her sad tale. I expect the worst, but she’s too cute to just say no.
Time to circle up. Get those losers on the ice!
Vienna Sausage earned the Hashit. Much deserved!
It was also his birthday, so we made him a cake in the traditional Hash fashion.
And then the sun went down.

Feel free to Relive the adventure:

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So the title of this post brought back to mind the movie starring Peter Sellers. I can’t even remember the last time I thought of that film, but when it came out in 1979 I was a mailman in Prescott, Arizona. I recall some of my fellow carriers raving about how hilarious and yet insightful the story was. I enjoyed it myself but will have to go back as see it again to remember what all the fuss was about.

Here’s the trailer:

Alright, time to meet up with Kate. I’ll let you know what that was all about tomorrow.

And so concludes a rather hefty post.

Baloy Beach Birthday Bash

Starting a day with a rainbow but without the rain is always a good sign…

Yesterday I attended the beachside celebration of the 64th birthday of one of my fellow expatriates, Kevin. His gal and her family hosted the event and it was a nice experience to be part of a Filipino-style party. I’ve seen them numerous times from a distance and was always envious because they appear to be a simple and warm gathering with lots of smiles and good times. I wasn’t disappointed. It was quite fun. Cherry, Kevin’s girlfriend, told me that it was rather unique to have so many foreigners at what is normally a family event, and she was happy to see everyone co-mingling and enjoying themselves.

The birthday boy…
I had walked past the venue numerous times on my Baloy hikes but never paid it any mind. It’s a rather rundown place that caters to a low budget local population. Still, I enjoyed the simplicity of the ramshackle shelters and the feeling of being outdoors. I neglected to get photos of the traditional foods we enjoyed buffet style but they included crab, shrimp, fried chicken, grilled meat sticks, Filipino style noodles, and more.
Everyone looks hungry…
Out on the beach…
Naturally, I interacted with some of the other guests…
I don’t know if this is a tradition or a fetish, but Liza seemed to want a whiff of Kevin’s armpit…
And Billy provided Jo some instruction on the proper method of eating a banana…
That’s Padz, a new girl at Alley Cats. I find her strangely attractive even though she is rather chubby. She has a sweet disposition and laughs at my jokes. What’s not to like?
When she caught me sneaking pictures of her from across the room…

Anyway, it was a good time. Started partying a bit before 1:00 p.m. Around 6 they sent out for more beer but I’d had my fill by then and caught a trike home.

Arrived just in time to experience the rarely seen sunset from my patio.

It was a nice way to end a good day.

It’s Hash Monday again so I’ll be heading out later to do my version of a Guenter trail. From the map Scott sent me it doesn’t look bad. I know the area well enough to shortcut as appropriate. I’m also going to start the trail earlier than the appointed time. Why? Because I can. I’m an American after all.

The On-Home is here at the Alta Vista community center. As is my custom I’ll be contributing a pot of chili to our food options. It seems to be quite popular with my fellow Hashers and always sells out quickly.

A couple of more hours and it should be good to go!

And that’s the way it is.

Damn, I guess I’m showing my age with this reference…

Sucker punched

I’m sure I’ve mentioned that fine line between helping someone in need and being scammed that exists here. It’s actually more than that–generosity is often seen as evidence that you are stupid and ripe to be taken advantage of. I’m learning these hard lessons as I go and I am getting somewhat better at saying “no” these days. When I get the pleas about not having rent money or no food for the kids instead of feeling sympathy I’m more likely to ask “and why is it my responsibility to take care of that?” It’s an ongoing process though and I guess it comes with the territory when you are perceived as being “rich”, which I guess comparatively speaking, I am. I just don’t want to be an example of a fool and his money soon being parted.

Now, don’t get me wrong. I derive satisfaction from engaging in charitable activities. In fact, I’ve made the connection that giving for me satisfies an aspect of my selfish nature. Helping someone out tends to alleviate some of the guilt that comes with living large amongst those who have so little. And as regular readers know, some of my giving has come with a transactional quid pro quo element–I do for you and you do for me. Lately though, I don’t find those arrangements quite so satisfying. Maybe that’s progress of a sort.

I guess what prompted these reflections are several recent entreaties that I dispense with some cash in the service of others’ needs. The most egregious came last night in the form of a message from Jhen. I was quite surprised to hear from her as this was the first time she had contacted me since last July. Back then she was starting her college course work remotely due to the pandemic and she needed a laptop. I told that story in a post here. To recap briefly, I needed a new computer anyway and told her I’d give her my old piece of shit. Well, acquiring my upgraded unit took longer than anticipated and Jhen was desperate because classes were starting. So, I bought her a new laptop ($400.00). When it was delivered I invited her over to pick it up and had planned a lunch and movie afternoon. When she arrived though she said she couldn’t stay. Just took the computer and left. Jhen did send a couple of messages telling me how much she loved the computer and thanking me. And that’s the last time I heard from her. Until last night:


Jhenny sent Yesterday at 5:29 PM

Im not ok John…i hope you you understand me and not thingking that im taking advantage your kindness for so long not hearing from me…but i need to take my chance….and pls hear my story first

I got pregnant just the school started…unexpected cause never been pregnant for so long….i gave birth to premature son last sunday…so broke he’s 32weeks and currently incubator with oxygen….we got helps but its not enough because he needs 3 to 4weeks under observation….i need your help John…im sorry but i need to take any chances for my son’s life…..

Im dying everyday knowing my son is fighting his life in the incubator…i got complete medical records…again im sorry John but i dont have a choice….

What to do, what to do? I don’t think she’s lying about the baby. Still, I shared her story with a mutual friend (also a Filipina). Her response was: “you do know she’s married, right?” Um, no. I didn’t know that. Jhen’s marital status never came up during all the previous flirtatious chats we had between us. I know this for a fact because this morning I went back and read them all starting one year ago and never once did she mention having a husband. And then I did the math–even if the baby was born prematurely last week she knew or should have known she was pregnant at the time she was beseeching me for a laptop. That really makes me feel like a sucker. So, as sorry as I feel for her situation and as much as I hope the baby recovers, it ain’t my responsibility to pay the hospital bills. Take it up with your hubby, Jhen.

As if to underscore how I must be perceived, this morning I got a message from Reyna, a girl I’ve chatted with briefly through a dating site, and she begged me for some financial support because her cousin died. Well, that’s an easy one for me. I have a pretty firm rule that I NEVER send cash to anyone I’ve not met in person. I just block them and go on with my life. No big loss there.

Well, on Friday I did give money ($60.00) to someone I don’t know. An acquaintance (Irene, the woman I buy my meat from) contacted me asking if I knew anyone looking for a maid. I didn’t but said I was still looking to hire a replacement masseuse. She advised that her friend didn’t have any massage training. Oh well. Irene then explained that her friend was desperate because she had no money to feed her kids. I told Irene that if she was vouching for the validity of her friend’s needs, I would make a one-time donation on her behalf. I guess she talked to her friend and then relayed the message that her friend was willing to come and service whatever needs I might have (hint hint) in lieu of a massage. Hold on to your seats, dear readers: I declined the offer. To begin, this woman is a complete stranger to me (Irene did share a picture of her though–she’s fairly attractive), and I’m just not into getting intimate with someone I don’t know. That’s why I like the massage route–it is a legitimate way to be physical and if the chemistry is right, you can go from there. The other problem I had was that the money was allegedly for the purpose of feeding her family. It didn’t feel right to me to expect or accept something physical in return for my charitable donation. I don’t know what the fuck has gotten into me! Is this leopard actually changing his spots?

Or maybe I’ve just learned Rule #1 left by Kevin Kim in the comments of the post linked above:


…remember Rule #1don’t be a sucker when women come a-pleading. You won’t be making any real difference that way; you’re just a corpse being plucked at by crows. Making a difference should be about proceeding from a sense of self-worth, i.e., from a position of strength and dignity; it shouldn’t be about trying to find a sense of self-worth. You’re already worthy, good sir, so don’t turn your gestures of charity into a subtle form of begging.

Yeah, I’m getting there. Hopefully.

A trip before the falls

You rock!

So yesterday we took a longish drive (45 minutes) out to Castillejos for a new hiking adventure–the climb to Nagsangong Falls. None of us, including the old-timers like Scott, had ever made this trip. In fact, I just tried to search for Nagsangong and Google has never heard of it either. I guess Scott had found a map to the place or got referred from a friend of the girlfriend or something, but anyway it’s always nice to explore new territory.

We had a bit of a false start at the beginning and wound up in a rice field. The farmer family was very friendly and pointed us in the right direction. So we turned around and started over. Still, it wasn’t a bad journey at all. 10K or so to the falls and back and a 150-meter climb that was very gradual and not at all difficult. My kind of hike!

Here are the photos:

Eight of us all told made the journey.
Let’s roll!
Hmm, we weren’t expecting a big ass rice paddy blocking our way.
Now what do we do?
Retreat!
That red hook at the bottom was our mistake. The orange was the trail that led us to our destination. The only downside really was that we walked the same path coming and going. I prefer a loop route but that wasn’t an option this time.
Twin Peaks! Or as I like to say, Mother Nature’s breasts pointed skyward…
The long and lonely trail…
Oh shit, another roadblock…
We made our way around alongside the Grand Canyon of Castillejos…
Onward!
The first of several stream crossings along the way.
I was pleased that I navigated them all with nary a wet foot. My balance was better than normal, that’s for sure…
There were people, mostly kids, fishing in the river with nets and spears…
The most dangerous moment on the hike was when one of the local kids let Helen try out his fishing bow and arrow…
The second most dangerous thing on the trail.
It was fine for walking, but I wouldn’t want to drive across this bridge…
Just before we began the climb we passed through this small village of native people, the black-skinned Aetas.
It appears to me to be a harsh life, but then again, so is ghetto living on the mean streets of Chicago. Given a choice, I’d pick here.
“Said” car parking P20. One of the Filipinas with us explained that by said they meant side, As in the sidecar on a trike.
And up we go!
So far, so good.
Um, where are the falls?
Seriously? You can that a waterfall?
But the water was clean and clear, so there’s that…
It has been said it is as much about the journey as the destination. This is me thinking “that’s true”.
That’s a big-ass rock covered in tree roots behind my fellow hikers…
The tree of which I speak…
We climbed up above the so-called “falls”…
Had a little rest…
Ed and a couple of others took advantage of a nice swimming hole…
And then it was time to re-cross those streams and head on back…
Another good day on trail…
I wonder if this palm tree ever feels lonely out there in the field…?

It was a long day. We stopped for lunch on the way back and I didn’t get home until a little after 3:00. No time for a nap, just a shower and headed out for Friday night darts.

You know, there may be something to not giving a shit. There were some good teams in the draw and I figured we didn’t have much of a chance. I just let ’em fly and actually shot a little better than normal. Nancy and I synched up pretty well and slew some Goliaths to go home with first-place money…

And so ended another fine day in paradise.

I’m funny when you’re drunk…

A trifecta

I got it done yesterday though.

It should come as no surprise that I’m an aholic on multiple levels. And yesterday I excelled at all three. I satisfied my walkaholic urges with a 10+ kilometer solo jaunt. And then I got my dartaholic groove on with a victory in my singles league match. I finished the night at a new bar called McCoy’s which soothed my alcoholic cravings. Isn’t it great when everything comes together like that?

https://www.relive.cc/view/vPv4GJPg73q
The walk

The darts:

I actually threw pretty crappy, just good enough to win.

And the drinking? Well, that’s a bit of a blur.

Today’s a new day and I started it with a long hike I’ll post about tomorrow. And more darts are on tap tonight, in fact, I’m running late right now. And yes, there will be beers but I prefer to think of them as aiming fluid.

Gotta run now. Full story tomorrow!

You can say that again

But I repeat myself, or at least I repeated a good portion of Monday’s Hash trail. Partly in reverse. Here’s how it went down:

We only had three walkers on Wednesday and Dan took the lead. Led us up a steep hill and at the top, we intersected with the last portion of the trail I helped lay as a Hare. Except we did the downhill part going up this time. Ironic in a way, on Monday as I was slip-sliding down I thought to myself “at least I’m not having to climb this fucker”. Oh well. We did take a different route down the other side and wanted to find a new way up for the second climb. The path we took once again led us to Monday’s trail. I guess it was destiny. We did at least come back down a different way. All in all a little longer than the Hash trail but still a pleasant day to be out and about.

My fellow travelers–Troy and Dan.
We started our first climb with these crazy steps…
That’s Dan way up there in the yellow shirt. I can never capture just how steep some of these climbs are. Harder than it looks for sure.
Coming down was pleasant enough…
With only three of us, I was in charge of being last on trail…
A creek runs through it.
Finding a new way up…
And new faces to feed cookies to…
The Barretto view…
Looking towards Baloy beach…
Finished up at Cheap Charlies. That hill in the background was our first climb of the day and our final descent.

You can Relive the adventure here if you so desire:

https://www.relive.cc/view/v8qkjN54GK6

What else? Well, three years ago I was enjoying this for dinner:

I sure do miss that kind of eating!
I made do with some Korean wings and kimchi this morning…

And it is nice to see that sleepy Joe is in good hands:

That’s all for today. Time for my singles league dart match!

At least this post is erect!

Ruby Tuesday

Yesterday was my day off, or at least the one day of the week when I change up my regular routines for a different routine. Don’t worry, it’s nothing to get excited about.

Went to the Royal supermarket and as usual, they didn’t have everything I wanted, but I got what I needed.

Came home, took a nap, blogged, had a shower, and headed out.

Hoofed it over to the vape shop and picked up some supplies I’ve been needing.

Found “mama”, the homeless woman I help feed, resting on the street under her umbrella. I had missed her the day before so she was happier than usual to see me.

When I hand her the 100 pesos she always says “I love you, papa”. I think she might even mean it.

Found my way to Alley Cats and settled into my usual seat and waited for the dart tournament to commence. I drew a weak partner but we did our best. We avoided being the dreaded “first out” of the tourney, but we failed to make it into the money round. Oh well, that’s the way it goes sometimes.

I ordered up some take-out for delivery from Sit-n-Bull (chicken wings, chicken fingers, and Shanghai lumpia) and of course, shared it with the girls. They seemed to appreciate it. Bought some lady drinks too which pushed my bar tab into the $30. range. It’s good to splurge sometimes I suppose.

Caught a trike home, had a bowl of rocky road ice cream, and was in bed a bit before 9 p.m. What a life, huh?

Well, actually as I sat in the bar last night I got to thinking. Turns out I’m happy to be here. It’s not the life I thought I would have but overall it’s a good one. I have people I hang with, I’m part of the community, I have things to do that fill the hours. I think I’m finally beginning to accept and appreciate what I do have and not dwell so much on what I’ve lost. In fact, a couple of my friends in “love” relationships expressed that they envy my life of tranquility; free from the wrath of an angry or jealous Filipina. Maybe so. I know I’m glad I avoided the nightmare that would have ensued if a couple of the gals who professed to love me last year had got their way. No, I’m not so much smart as I am lucky.

What I want to avoid is the looking back in regret thing. As I sat there looking around the bar last night I realized that should I ever be compelled to leave I would really miss my life here. That’s why I want to focus on appreciating it in the here and now.

When I think back on my Korea life I realize I was too wrapped up in the baggage of my heartbreak to embrace the blessings that filled my life there. I look at photos from my year in Pyeongtaek and it all looks so wonderful now. And yet I was miserable or at least thought I was, and couldn’t wait to leave. Last night was a reminder to not allow myself to make that mistake again.

On the flip side of that coin, perhaps I’ve been idealizing my life with Jee Yeun. I was comfortable with the choices I made and was committed to making that marriage work. I thought it was a good life. But for reasons I will never understand, Jee Yeun wasn’t happy and threw it all away. Now we’ve been apart almost as long as we were together and I guess even if I don’t have peace of mind, I’ve gained perspective. I was fat, lazy, and likely headed towards an early grave. I’m healthier now and my life is certainly more interesting. Yeah, I miss the love, but what did that get me other than a broken heart?

Sorry for this detour into my jumbled brain. Bottom line is that I’m mostly looking forward, not back now. I try and appreciate each day for what it is and I’m happy for the life I have here. Maybe at the ripe old age of 65, I’m finally starting to get it right.

Let’s move on now, shall we?

It’s my baby brother’s birthday! You are so lucky to have a wise older brother like me! Looking at that expression on my face it seems almost as if someone gave me a glimpse into my future life or something.
Three years ago today I was King of the mountain in Korea and never even knew it. I won’t make that mistake again!
Saw this dead snake during my dog walk yesterday. You know I never think about snakes and the like when I’m out hiking. My fears are usually about falling into a ravine. This is a reminder that they are indeed out there though. Oh well. We all gotta die of something, right?

And let’s cleanse the palate with this gem:

Hey, I think it’s funny!

Well, it’s all good here with me. Good enough anyway. Back tomorrow with some hiking pics. Much nicer than seeing what’s in my head!

“There’s no time to lose,” I heard her say
“Catch your dreams before they slip away
Dying all the time
Lose your dreams
And you will lose your mind
Ain’t life unkind?”

Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday
Who could hang a name on you?
When you change with every new day
Still I’m gonna miss you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4X15DgFoM4&feature=emb_logo

A good Hare day

We pulled it off successfully. No one got irrevocably lost or injured and most folks seemed to enjoy the trail. The only complaints I heard were that it was “too easy” or “too short”. A couple of Hashers missed one of the early turns but they were able to reconnect with the true trail further on. I think the confusion for them wasn’t in a lack of trail markings but rather anticipating where the trail was going to go and being wrong. When we explained where they had messed up it was “but we’ve never been that way before!”. Precisely.

Anyway, we did our duty and I’ve got the photos to prove it:

The way it was laid. That red line shows where a few folks missed the turn early on. Right at 5K with two moderate climbs.
Our starting point and On-Home was the new VFW location. First time we’ve used it for a Hash. A little cramped with 43 Hashers in attendance, but it worked out okay.
My fellow Hares, Pubic Head, and Blow My Pipe.

I believe in a well-marked trail and my philosophy is better to have too many marks than not enough. We were somewhat limited in the amount of powder we could carry but made up for that with lots of chalk marks on trees and posts.

Chalk on a post…the zero indicates this was trail #1430.
Powder on the ground. I lay powder to clearly indicate the right path at intersections and at other places where a chalk mark might be difficult to see.
Toilet paper in the grass. Sometimes we will use TP where other markings would be ineffective. We will also wrap it around barbed wire or other obstacles the Hashers may encounter on trail.
Beginning the first climb of the day up uneven and broken stairs…
Nearly to the top of the first up…
And coming down the other side of the mountain…
Me huffing and puffing my way up the second climb a container of powder in hand…
Almost to the top…
We had a couple of virgin Hashers on the trail. That’s Annabelle and Mengie, both waitresses at Alley Cats. (the photos were taken by someone else, we marked in the morning and weren’t on trail with the Hashers…)
Luckily the tall thatch grass was limited to a small section of the trail…
And of course, Easter mountain kept us under her watchful eye. At least for the first half of the trail.
The final downhill stretch…
And my personal favorite trail marking…Beer Near!
My shoes took a powder so to speak…

We started marking the trail at 10:00 and finished around 12:30. I had time go home, shower up, and get back to the On-Home at 2:00. I gave the Hashers their marching orders and sent them On-On at the appointed 2:30 start time. Went across the street to Sit-n-Bull for a light late lunch and a couple of beers. I saw the first of the runners, Leech My Nuggets, complete the trail in 50 minutes. I guess I shouldn’t have been surprised. I think everyone was back no later than 4:00.

It’s always a fun On-Home activity to photobomb the ladies…
The Hares did their obligatory time on ice to the chorus of “Shitty Trail”
And we initiated our two virgins in the traditional manner.
I may be wearing a cap but I was having a good Hare day!

Once the beer ran out, I meandered up the street to the Palm Tree resort, sat on the upstairs deck, and enjoyed me a fine sunset. Nice way to end the day!


Shitty Trail (A Song For The Hares)
S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L
Shitty trail (It sucked)
Shitty trail (really fucked)
The Hares have laid another shitty trail
I would rather drink a beer than hash your shitty trail,
S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L
Drink it Down down, down down
down down Down down,
down down down down…

That’s all for now.

Hare time

I knew I would be busy this morning preparing the trail for today’s Hash so I thought I would post something last night. Apparently, Windows took issue with that plan:

It must have been a lot better than what you usually see here…

Yes, I’m just kidding around. I do my drunk posting on Facebook, not here. Anyway, I am fixing to head out to spread some powder on the ground and put chalk arrows on the trees. I’ll share the results of that effort here tomorrow.

Otherwise, nothing much to report. A quiet night for me. A couple of beers at Cheap Charlies, a couple more at a new place called McCoy’s, then headed home to grill up some dinner.

A thin but oh so tender ribeye, a tasty corn muffin, and some mixed veggies. I meant to do some baked beans (out of the can of course) but had a Biden moment and forgot.

I did have a nice memory from six years ago via Facebook:

The best game of 501 I ever did throw. Haven’t come close to that since. I’m not half the darter I used to be.

Alright, the Hash trail awaits my arrival.

I made my choice!

Sending out an SOS


“A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.”

John Barrymore

“I dream of having no regrets”

John McCrarey

Sorry if I’ve used those quotes before. According to Facebook, I posted the Barrymore line five years ago. Eh, either way, it’s as true now as it ever was.

I’m not complaining about my lot in life though. Why should I? Here’s a glimpse into the 24 hours preceding this post. I report, you decide.

I started my Saturday evening by dining at one of my regular eateries, Sit-n-Bull. I ordered up one of my favorites, the large size pulled pork sandwich with a side of coleslaw, and I wasn’t disappointed. The owner, Ron, has some specials going on for the month of January–free refills on coffee (unheard of in these parts) and beers for 50 pesos. That’s the lowest price in town for beer, even Cheap Charlies has raised the price to 60 pesos.

After my meal and a couple of beers, I headed up the street to see what was happening at BarCelona. They had a decent crowd and at least one big spender was plying the staff with lady drinks. The gals were all happy of course and a few of them were drunk and loud. It was a little irritating though and the service was slow. I went out to sit on the rooftop as is my custom, but it was really breezy and chilly enough to be uncomfortable, so I moved back inside and sat at the bar.

I did get this sunset shot while I was out on the roof. That’s the ghost of the Central Park Reef hotel, still closed since the beginning of this pandemic nonsense.

One beer at BarCelona then I moved on up the highway to my beachside seat at Mangos. Quite a few customers there and judging by the parking lot, ICove hotel next door was packed again for the weekend. Almost exclusively Filipinos which seems to be the new normal. I had a few beers then headed on home. Played around on the internet some and was in bed by 9:00. On a Saturday night!

Early to bed and early to rise and all that. Up at 4:30 to catch up on the news of the world. It ain’t pretty. I’m increasingly concerned that we will either capitulate to China or there will be war. Xi’s threats against Taiwan are especially concerning. Of course, Biden is China’s bitch, bought and paid for, but it’s no sure thing when you are playing with fire. My guess is that President Duterte would side with China–he already jokes about the Philippines being a Chinese province. In the event of war, as an American living here, I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t be pretty for me. Especially if China sent their Navy to take Subic Bay. Anyway, it’s in my mind but I honestly don’t lose sleep over it. It’s beyond my ability to control, so why worry overmuch?

After the dog walk, I headed out to Baloy Beach for breakfast. Visited Blue Rock, the hotel I often stayed in as a tourist. Hadn’t been there since before the lockdown. Once again, all the hotels I passed seemed to be incredibly busy, at least judging by the parking lots. Even Mangrove, one of the most expensive resorts was packed. And the beach was full of Sunday morning revelry and the partiers were almost exclusively Filipino. I judge that to be a good thing since it appears increasingly likely that tourists aren’t going to be allowed back here anytime soon. I also like the fact that the locals are giving their government a big “fuck you, we are sick of this bullshit”. Actions speak louder than words sometimes.

My breakfast view of the beach.
And the view of my breakfast at the beach. It tasted fine, but they sure did skimp on the gravy, didn’t they?

On the menu, it was listed as S.O.S. I asked my waitress if she could tell me what that stood for and she said she didn’t know. I didn’t want to talk shit to her so I didn’t tell her.

After breakfast, I took a longish walk up the National Highway, about 45 minutes up, then back again. It’s not my favorite walk for obvious reasons but I had made a big ATM withdrawal (gotta pay the help tomorrow) and I was uncomfortable walking the backstreets with a pocketful of money. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve never felt threatened here at all, but why take unnecessary chances?

A sucky highway view.

Back home, a little more internet, some work on the dart league stats, a bit of solitaire, a nap, and here I am closing the loop with you, my faithful readers.

Alright, confession time. I honestly try to avoid engaging in political debates as I think it is pointless. Still, these past few days I’ve not been able to resist triggering my lefty friends by posting the kind of memes that I saw directed at Trump and right-thinking people like me these past few years. And it is so easy too! The hypocrisy on the left still astounds me and their only defense seems to be “whataboutisms”. It’s just so obvious to point out if it was bad when Trump did it, it is bad when Biden does. *crickets*

Anyway, here are a couple of my recent grenades:

I recall regular Joes being fired for making an “OK” sign in a non-racial context. No, I don’t think the Biden press secretary is a white supremacist. But neither were the other guys. Just more othering bullshit from the left. Have a taste of your own fucking medicine.
As Glenn Reynolds likes to say “I’ll believe climate change is an emergency when the people who say it’s an emergency start acting like it’s an emergency.”
And canceling the Keystone pipeline is going to really help alleviate global warming. NOT!

And finally, there is this which nicely illustrates why any effort to engage the left in a meaningful way is pretty much a waste of time.

Truth is, they prefer shit. Especially stirring it up. So, forgive me for throwing some shit back at them now and again. It’s all in fun, I know it won’t make a bit of difference.

Thank you for your indulgence. We’ll get back to normal around here soon. Promise!

The way it went

Today we look back on yesterday as we look forward to a better tomorrow. Hmm, kind of a play on that old saying: “Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday”.

So, the dart league meeting. I arrived on time at the appointed hour. I didn’t do a headcount, but it appeared almost everyone was there already. I was still feeling ambivalent about the whole affair. Which is good, because whatever the outcome, I figured I’d be okay with it.

Since no one appeared prepared to take the lead, I kicked it off by saying I had no agenda but would be happy to answer any questions about what had happened and the way ahead. Espie, the newly added player, kicked things off by saying she was looking forward to playing and she hoped she would be accepted. She said it had hurt her feelings that other players were blaming her for the controversy. That prompted me to explain again how it came about that Espie was the one I chose as a replacement (she had tried to sign up prior to the start but I already had my twelve players, so I put her on the waiting list). I also reiterated that I had placed Espie in the top division because that is where she belongs. Mark then chimed in by telling the group that I had contacted him prior to placing Espie and asked if he’d be willing to drop down to the lower division and that he had readily agreed.

So, we still had a vacancy to fill. I had resigned as a player so that Espie could take my place, thereby diffusing the controversy of her placement in the upper-division. One name was brought up as being similar talent-wise as the guy who had quit. I pointed out that the vacancy was actually in the top division now since Mark had dropped down to the lower. I suggested that Mark could move back up or another good player like Gerlie could be recruited to play. At this point, Billy asked if I would be willing to rejoin. I told her I had no real desire to do so. Then she said that if I quit she was quitting. A couple of other players joined her in this stance, and suddenly all eyes were upon me. And so I caved and agreed to play out the season.

And that was pretty much it. One other player made a comment that he believed I’d misunderstood the concerns raised regarding Espie as a personal attack on my integrity. He assured me that wasn’t the intent. I accepted that explanation and conceded that perhaps I had overreacted.

The meeting adjourned, the regularly scheduled dart tournament commenced, and I participated. Finished third against strong competition in hard-fought and well-played matches. It was pretty enjoyable all-in-all.

The other news from yesterday concerns the Friday walking group. I led the pack on an 8K hike around the valley, through the Naugsol barangay, then back to my house for lunch. It was nice and mostly flat, although we had to do a bit of trailblazing at one point to detour around the still flooded rice paddies. You can Relive the adventure here:

https://www.relive.cc/view/vwq1w1wGYBO

A few photos from the trek:

Heading out with my fellow hikers Troy, Jim, and Scott.
On the trail we are.
Movin’ on out…
Coming down from as up as it got.
Making a trail where there ain’t one…
Easter mountain shows off her backside…
Of course, there were cookies for the kiddies along the way…
The smiles are sweeter than the cookies though.
Down in the valley, the valley so low…
We did have a river crossing, such as it was.
Wet from water is better than the mud of a rice paddy any day!
The long road home…
And the final push back up into Alta Vista.
When my fellow hikers rag on me for being so slow, I remind them that there are often advantages to small steps…

In unrelated news, I found this photo to be quite humorous:

Watching me, the porn, or both?

Not as funny as this one though:

Yep, we are fixin’ to get screwed good and hard.
Sorry this post is so lean. I couldn’t access Scott’s photos for some reason.

That’s it for now. Thanks for stopping by!

Give a little bit…

…even when it’s all you’ve got. Nothing much to offer up here today in the way of a post, but what I’ve got I’ll give to you!

Need to head out in about an hour to the singles dart league meeting. No idea what to expect from that. I’ll be fine with however it plays out. Que sera, sera, and all that.

Nice 8.5K walk this morning with the Friday group, I’ll update on that tomorrow. In the meantime, you can Relive my solitary hike from yesterday that I forgot to post if you want.

https://www.relive.cc/view/v7O9VQN8NL6

Last night it was beers at Cheap Charlies and pork chops at Mangos. And that was my Thursday.

Well, I did have the odd experience of looking out the window here at the house and seeing a snow-covered mountain in the distance.

At least it looked like snow to me. Reliable sources advise that the mountain has been cleared of trees to make way for a new subdivision. I guess that will be an ultra Alta Vista.

I promise I’m not going to do this every day, but damn, the internet is chock full of Biden memes these days.

Truthfully though, I have caught the girls here (legal age of course!) checking out the bulge in my pants. The one my wallet makes…

Yeah, I told you I had nothin’. I’ll do better tomorrow.

Seek and ye shall find

So it is written and so it must be.

The Wednesday Walkers, three of whom will be the Hares next week, made it our mission to scout ahead for Monday’s Hash trail. Scott took the lead as he already had an idea in mind. The result was a relatively short 5K hike but with two moderate climbs. The beginning and end portions of the trail haven’t been Hashed for quite some time and they bookend the familiar My Bitch route. We might look for an opportunity to extend the distance a tad when we mark the trail on Monday morning but honestly, I’m happy with it as is. I think it will prove to be more challenging than folks are expecting from us old-timers.

You can Relive the highlights here:

https://www.relive.cc/view/vMv8QeZ2eNO

Here are some photos from the hike:

Our journey as seen from on high.
This week’s iteration of the Wednesday WAlkers pausing for a rest at the famous 4 Corners intersection on the My Bitch trail. L-R: Gary, Gina, Scott, Jim, and Troy.
“Well, if it ain’t locked it means we are welcome to come in!”
Thanks for joining us, Jim…
The first up.
We are only halfway, Gina. This hill ain’t gonna climb itself!
The view from the top. Anything look familiar?
Back on flat ground for a brief interlude…
And then it’s our second climb of the day…
Now what?
Chatting up the locals.
It seems every time I want to pat myself on the back for completing a hard climb, I see something like this. Geez.
The view from our second top.

I’m sure you’ll agree this may be the best trail ever in Hash history. Or at least next week.

Let me do a quick detour into the realm of politics and religion.

I lifted this from Kevin Kim’s blog and posted it on Facebook. I figured it would ignite a shitstorm and it was an even bigger one than I expected. I was fighting back against the ignorance of my ex-wife #3 and my daughter parried the liberal dogma of her mother (ex-wife #1) like a champ. Was so proud of her.
And then there is this. Xi’s bitch indeed!

As for religion, well, I’ve been worshipping every night!

I’ll drink to that!

That’s about all for now. I’ve agreed to participate in a Singles League meeting tomorrow afternoon. Should be interesting.

I hope this post isn’t too short…

Stick a fork in me


In the desert
I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
Who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,
And ate of it.
I said, “Is it good, friend?”
“It is bitter—bitter,” he answered;
“But I like it
“Because it is bitter,
“And because it is my heart.”

Stephan Crane

A challenging night of darts last night. I teamed up with Billy, one of the top players, but we both struggled early on. Kevin and Troy, a solid team but one we should have beaten, knocked us into the losers bracket. We fought our way back against some other tough opponents, before meeting Kevin and Troy again in the semi-finals. This time we managed to secure a victory setting us up for a showdown with Cristy and Gerlie for the championship. Cristy is currently the strongest darter in Barretto and Gerlie is no slouch. We had our work cut out for us and almost miraculously I finally started throwing some decent darts. We needed them to play it out all the way to the final leg of the second match. And we won!

It was a great finish and perhaps my last hurrah.

During the evening some of the dreaded darts drama reared its ugly head. Nothing related to the tourney, rather some people were complaining about a decision I made regarding the singles league. I’d been drinking of course which does reduce my ability to tolerate bullshit so I might have overreacted a bit. But I take personal attacks, well, personally. And when someone doesn’t like something I’ve done, I’m fine with agreeing to disagree. It’s over the line though to accuse me of being “unfair” when the decision I made was predicated on fairness.

In a nutshell, here’s what happened: A player quit midway through the season, which is a chickenshit thing to do to begin with. So, I needed a replacement and offered the spot to Espie who I promised could have the next opening. Now, the guy who quit was ranked last in the league. Espie is a very solid player, certainly capable of holding her own in the top tier. I was in the process of splitting our 12 players into two divisions and placed Espie in the higher group. It seemed to me that letting her play in the lower division which she would likely dominate wouldn’t be fair to that group. I did reach out to the 6th ranked player and asked if he was willing to play in the lower division rather than the spot he had earned in the top division. He readily agreed. And so it was done. And several players proceeded to attack me and my decision. I went home pissed, slept it off, woke at 2:00 a.m. unable to go back to sleep thinking about it so I posted this on our league Facebook page:


AN ANNOUNCEMENT
As most of you know, we had a player quit the league at the end of Round 1. The league format works best with an even number of players so I needed a replacement. Espie had asked to join the league at the beginning of the season but I already had 12 players. I told her she would be at the top of the waiting list. For this reason, I invited her to join the league for Round 2 Divisional play.

The player who quit finished last in Round 1. As you know, Espie is a very strong player. In my opinion, she would have an unfair advantage playing in the lower division. I asked the player who finished 6th in Round 1 and qualified for the upper division if he would object to playing in the lower division. He told me he did not have a problem with that. So I thought we were set and made the schedule and spreadsheets for Round 2 with Espie in the top division.

I have now heard from several of you that my decision to do so was unfair. I admit I was shocked to hear this. The whole purpose of Round 1 was to establish competitive divisions based on a player’s performance during Round 1. In my opinion, Espie is a much stronger player than the one who quit and belongs in the upper tier. If I’m wrong about that it is unfair to Espie, not the other players in the league. Again, to allow a stronger player to dominant the lower division is unfair to those players in my view.

I first founded this singles league format over 10 years ago. I have run the league in the USA and Korea. In Seoul, we had four divisions and 32 players. The intent of the league has always been to have fun in a competitive environment while improving our darting skills. This is the first time I’ve ever been accused of being unfair.

Therefore, I am resigning from the league. Espie can replace me which should be “fair” to everyone. I will leave it to the players to find a replacement for the vacancy in the Champs division.

I will continue to update the stats for the remainder of the season unless there is an objection to my doing so.

Good luck and shoot well.

You know, running a league is a pain in the ass under the best circumstances. I had avoided starting one after my move here because I didn’t want the headaches and hassles. But I know it really helps people improve their skills and strategies and I thought I should make a contribution to our darting community. I wasn’t looking for a thank you, but damn, I wasn’t expecting a fuck you either.

So, as of now, I’m taking a break. From the league, from tourneys, from the darts scene in general and the people who populate it. I certainly don’t want to be perceived as unfair so I think it is for the best. On the bright side, it is always a good thing when folks reveal what they truly think about you.

UPDATE: Wow! I feel vindicated:

Espie’s first match in Singles League against the top player in Barretto. She more than held her own and look at those marks! A 160 -In is pro-level. Can you imagine the shitstorm if I had allowed her to play in the lower division? Hell, she would have likely gone undefeated.

And they all lived happily ever after…

Well, I guess that remains to be seen but there was at least a happy ending to the drama I posted about yesterday. The landlord apologized to the downstairs widow and rehired her. I’m glad she came to her senses and I expect the widow will have learned a lesson about respecting private property and controlling her adult offspring.

Speaking of the children, here’s an unexpected epilog to the story. During the drinking session with the daughter and her boyfriend the other night she mentioned she was hoping to find a job. I must have been drunk because I don’t really remember telling her that the owner of Hunter’s Jo Inn was looking to hire staff. Well, what I said was that Hunter Jo’s was going to be the On-Home for Monday’s Hash and if she wanted to join us I would introduce her to the owner. My group of Hashers met me at the house and as was were preparing to head out, guess who said she was coming along? I was actually surprised because as I said, I forgot I invited her.

Meet Endai, our newest Hasher.

She did the trail without complaint, got deflowered successfully during the Hash virgin ritual, interviewed with the owner’s wife, and was given a job offer on the spot. She accepted and starts today.

As for the Hash, it went well too. As I mentioned, my group of like-minded individuals (we leave when we want, walk slow, and shortcut at will) left my place at 2:00, and then we met up with Scott on the My Bitch trail at a location we call “the old man’s house”. That was where we picked up the official Hash trail as laid by the Hare, Leech My Nuggets.

Leech always does a good job, especially with marking the trail. That was a good thing yesterday because 30 minutes prior to starting we had a heavy rain shower. That caused a lot of the powder and chalk to fade, but there was also shredded paper and strings to follow. An interesting trail as well, parts of which I had never done before. I especially enjoyed that. And as is my wont, I bypassed the last hill climb and opted to walk the rest of the way to our On-Home via the highway.

What remains of the Old Man’s House. When I first started hiking on My Bitch it was still occupied by a solitary and sad looking old man. He died a couple of years ago now and little by little his house has been scavenged. Oh well, he doesn’t need it anymore and perhaps it has provided a roof over someone else’s head.
Heading out on the official trail.
This section was new to me. Had no idea someone was living way out here in the middle of nowhere.
Come on up here, Pubic Head, the weather is fine. Actually, this part was muddy and slippery.
A stroll through the woods.
And it is always kinda cool when a new trail leads you to a place you recognize. Walked by here many times before on my way to Marian Hills. Never knew there was another way to go…
Well, here we go over the river and we’ve been through the woods–grandma’s house must be next!
I’m A Flaming Asshole.
We crossed this rice paddy and managed to keep our feet dry…
And we all passed safely over this rickety bridge.
Heading On-Home through the backstreets of Calapacuan…
1–2–3–KIMCHI!
And here we are at Hunter’s Jo Inn…
…featuring bay views like this one.

And so concluded a good day on trail. I’m pretty sure next week’s trail will be the best one ever. These three guys are going to Hare:

AKA The Three Stooges…

But wait, before I go I have this:

Or the proctologist…?

And just a dash of political humor:

Bah!
That’ll be it for today’s post.

Double down

When I first moved into my house going on three years ago now, there was a couple living in the basement area in what is commonly referred to as the servant’s quarters or maid’s room. And that is exactly what it is–one room, with a small restroom and space for a tabletop burner stove and small refrigerator. It can only be accessed from outside the house. At the time I moved in it housed Man Tony, the property caretaker, and his wife (my house is one of four in this enclave and there are several others down the street). When I asked my landlord about what would happen to the basement residents once I took the house she matter-of-factly stated “they will be evicted”. Well, I wasn’t comfortable with that and it didn’t bother me having them in the basement area I wouldn’t be using anyway. So, I let them stay.

Over time they became almost like neighbors, although I’d give Man Tony 500 pesos a week for his help around my yard. His wife also did yard work on the properties and cleaned the house where the landlord’s family stays during infrequent visits (they are from Manila). Man Tony died early last year from diabetes-related complications. She never bothers to hop over to here for assistance and does everything on her own. His wife has continued her duties but the landlord saw fit to reduce the compensation by 50%. I thought that was a sucky thing to do and I tried to help a little by upping my contribution to 1000 pesos a week. The landlord died unexpectantly a couple of months ago and I’ve seen a couple of her sons coming up periodically to check on the property, most of which is still vacant. They have been doing some maintenance work on the houses so perhaps an effort to sell or find renters is underway.

This past weekend we saw a new face, the landlord’s daughter. From the gossip I’ve heard from my helpers, she prevailed in a family feud and will now be managing the Alta Vista properties. Doesn’t matter much to me, I have a lease and my rent is paid through June. But it seems like it is going to make a big difference for Man Tony’s widow.

Since Man Tony’s passing, I’ve noticed the widow has frequent overnight visits from her adult children, their spouses, and an occasional grandchild. I had no idea where everyone was sleeping but I suspected they overflowed into the servant’s basement of the usually vacant house the landlords use when they visit. None of my business really and except when they do that loud-ass karaoke they don’t bother me. One of the daughters is actually quite attractive although I’ve confined my lust to fantasies. Thus far. I’m kidding, of course, she has a Filipino boyfriend who also stays downstairs. He’s very friendly and we’ve had beers together outside on the patio a couple of times. Although I do decline his invitations to join in the singing.

Anyway, the landlord’s daughter, well, I guess she’s the landlord now, showed up unexpectantly early Saturday morning. Entered the residence she uses and discovered one of the widow’s male adult offspring sleeping inside. She was understandably livid. The widow denied knowing her son was sleeping in the house, which may or may not be true. She apologized and said it would never happen again. I’m sure it won’t. The landlord changed all the locks and fired the widow. That last part was pretty cruel given the fact that this is probably the only job she can get at her age. And I can attest that she does work hard, out there in the yard whacking away with her bolo blade as soon as the sun comes up. She was in tears when she told my helpers what happened.

The landlord also removed most of the furniture the widow was using in her quarters. That pissed me off some. I’m renting this house, including the basement, and that includes the crappy furniture that was here when I moved in. I also made it clear that no one could evict her from the basement other than me. I reiterated that to the sexy daughter and her boyfriend last night as we drank beers and dined on the baby back ribs I’d cooked in the crockpot.

So, I’m still not sure how this is all going to play out. I’ve not seen the widow or the landlord around here today, although there is a crew of maintenance guys working around one of the houses. The daughter and boyfriend kept busy cleaning up around the yard of my house this morning. I hope the landlord relents and gives the widow a second chance. Honestly though, even if she doesn’t I expect the widow could get by on the twenty bucks a week I pay her since she’s living rent-free. Lots of folks in these parts live on less.

That’s what passes for drama in my life these days so I reckon I can count myself as lucky. I did overindulge a tad at Cheap Charlies last night. I was drinking gin and soda rather than light beer and the alcohol content kinda snuck up on me.

It may also have had something to do with my sharing company with this lovely lass named Jicel. She’s a new girl (to me at least) at Cheap Charlies and for the price of a couple of lady drinks, she sat with me and laughed at all my jokes. I’d call that a bargain!

I was actually quite surprised when Jicel sent me a friend request on Facebook this morning. Of course, I accepted. Could it be that this sexy young thing really likes me and wants to get to know me better? And then I got a message from her! Wow, this is so exciting! I opened it up and read the first words she would ever say to me outside of the bar: “will you please delete the photo of me you posted on Facebook?”. Yes, dear. Right away, dear. Sorry!

Today’s a brand new day and new adventures await. I decided to start it off right by eating breakfast out:

I clubbed my hunger into submission at the Jewel restaurant.

And of course, I’ve got the Hash this afternoon. I’m going to start the trail early and I’m going to start it from my house. No apologies! I march to the beat of my own drummer!

You’ll note that bad jokes didn’t make the list. Just sayin’.

Down and outs

The dart tournament at Alley Cats last night proved to be quite the adventure. Well, as adventurous as throwing sharply pointed projectiles in a drinking establishment can be anyway. I drew Espie as a partner once again. We’ve enjoyed our share of success in previous tourneys notwithstanding our inexplicable bouts of inconsistency.

Alright, what do I mean by inconsistency? Here’s as good an example as any. I threw a ton-80, my second of the year, last night. That’s 180 points, three triple 20s, the highest score possible in the game of 501 we were playing, and a very rare event for us amateurs. So you’d think I was on my game. But my very next throw was something ridiculous like a 26 or some such bullshit. Still, with a 200+ point lead, you’d think the game was in the bag. But in this case, you would be wrong.

For those readers who don’t know the 501 game, it works like this: You start with 501 points. You throw your three darts, add up the total of your throw (e.g., a 20, a 1, and a 5=26) then subtract that from the 501. You continue throwing and deducting until you reach zero to win the game. The catch is you have to throw a “double out” to reach zero. That’s often harder than you’d think and there are lots of strategies on how to set yourself up for the win. For example, once you get below 100 points you want to leave yourself on an even number because every possible out is even.

That’s what a 40 out, or “double top” in the parlance of the game, looks like. (sorry I was too lazy to get up and take my own photo)

In the first round of the tourney last night, Espie and I faced off against Troy and his partner, Jerlyn. Troy is a good darter but based on the Singles League stats, I can make a good argument that I’m better. Jerlyn is wild–she or no one else ever knows where her darts will land, although she does generally hit the board. Jerlyn seems to have more than her share of luck though–throws at the 20, misses wildly but hits a triple 18 for 54 points kind of thing. Espie is a much more reliable darter. So, I was quite confident we would prevail in the match.

It started off well enough, with us winning the first leg (a tourney match is the best of 3 games, aka “legs”). In the second leg I threw my ton-80, Espie was hitting big, and we were sitting on a 32 out (double 16). Troy and Jerlyn were still in the 200s at this point. Now, strategically a 32 is one of the most popular outs to strive for because you have some margin for error. If you throw a fat 16, your next out, a double 8, is right above it. Miss that, you’ve still got one dart left to throw at the double 4. Anyway, despite our numerical and strategic advantage my partner and I failed to throw the outshot on several consecutive throws thereby allowing our opponents to close the gap and eventually win the leg. In the third leg, Espie and I both went cold simultaneously which ultimately led to our defeat and banishment to the losers bracket.

Darts is a funny game sometimes. As we fought our way back through the losers bracket we faced off against opponents that seemed much stronger than Troy and Jerlyn and defeated them all rather handily. Meanwhile, Troy and Jerlyn continued to play well and made it to the finals undefeated. And that’s where we met them again in the championship round. Except we would have to beat them twice to win. And that’s exactly what we managed to do.

Congratulations, partner! I think the key for us in the finals was we balanced out our hot and cold streaks. When I was off, Espie picked up the slack and vice-versa. Also, that old saw about it is better to be lucky than good might have come into play. And it appeared that poor Jerlyn might have used up all of her lucky darts earlier in the night.

Well, I’ll be damned. When is the last time I devoted a whole post to darts? I guess it’s an indication of some of that old enthusiasm creeping back into my life. I spent the morning preparing the schedules and spreadsheets for the upcoming second half of the Barretto Singles League. I’m also going to have some custom shirts designed and made for the players. I’ve got my shirts for the previous iterations of the league in Columbia, SC, and Seoul. Yes, this singles league format is something I created from scratch and I admit I’m kind of proud of it in a daddy-like fashion.

And as if I didn’t feel guilty enough about blowing off my walking yesterday because of a little rain, Facebook reminded me of what I was enduring three years ago in Pyeongtaek.

The wind chill was -13 that day. Heh, it was a good feeling getting rid of all those winter clothes before I made the move.

No rain today though so no excuses.

I did a 6K morning walk through the mean streets of Barretto. I’ll hopefully get another 6K this afternoon as I stroll out to the other side of the river.

So yeah, doing 12K in two bites is just about my speed. I was kinda bragging here the other day about doing that 12K Friday walk and then Kevin Kim posted about his 27K hike as if it were nothing. I bow before the master!

The puns on me!

I’ll be back.

The dirty dozen

Another rainy morning here in my neck of the woods. Nothing to be done but make the best of it. So I did an abbreviated dog walk and the boys didn’t seem to mind coming home early to get dry in dog fashion:

Rolling around on the pad in front of my dart board. Good boys!

The rain lightened up some, so I hoofed it out to Arizona.

The one with a beach.
And I broke my fast while I was there… I told the waitress I wanted the ferme la bouche toast. She looked at me not understanding, so I repeated myself. She asked me to show her on the menu. I pointed and she said oh, French toast. I said, yes ferme la bouche is French. She just laughed. Yeah, I’m funny when you’re drunk.

Walked back home and have been fooling around with the Singles League stats. Round 1 is now complete and it ended like this:

Christy beat me out of first by two points. We actually had the same number of wins overall, but she won 11 matches versus my 9, and that turned out to be the difference.

Now I’ve got some work to do to prepare for Round 2 Division play. I’m taking the top six in one division and putting the bottom six in another. Should be competitive for everyone that way.

The big event for me yesterday was the Friday walking group. I was tasked with leading the trail and I opted to go long and mostly flat. Headed out to Naugsol barangay to explore the remaining portion of the Hash trail I missed two weeks ago. We left from my house and finished up at Cheap Charlies. A solid 12K hike, which is about the limit of my endurance for a single continuous hike. Why yes, I do have some photos. Thanks for asking!

Just four of us this time–the cutie Jessa, the German Dan, and the boyfriend Troy. And yours truly of course.
Our trail took us through Marian Hills, a small village constructed in the 1980s by a group of volunteers from the Navy base.
I’m not sure what to make of Jessa’s retreat…
Turns out she was hungry and took advantage of the opportunity to make a purchase from this vendor…
Easter mountain on an overcast morning. Our trail would have us circumnavigate around the mountain.
Ah, ain’t they sweet?
Some of my regular cookie recipients…
There is literally only a couple of inches or so to spare when a trike ventures across the bridge we call number 4.
We finally arrived in Naugsol…
The path I wanted to explore was behind this gate. The gate had been open during the Hash. It was unlocked now, so we opened it and continued on our way…
Show us the way, Dan.
I’m shy about taking a photo of someone’s shack. But as background for another group shot…
We followed the path through a rice paddy and saw another side of Easter mountain.
Eventually, we wound up back on Govic highway and began the long walk around the mountain and home to Barretto.

It was actually quite an enjoyable hike if I do say so myself. You can Relive it here if you want another view:

https://www.relive.cc/view/vAOZPMLxVoq

Adding in the steps I took prior to and after this hike I had an unusually productive day.

Well, damn. I had planned to get some steps in this afternoon but here comes the rain again. Shit.

I hate to end this post with broken plans, but that’s the way it goes sometimes I suppose. The pile of shit is pretty symbolic though…

More darts on tap tonight. I’m starting to get back into the routine and enjoying it a little better lately. Still not throwing the way I’d like but I guess I’m doing alright for an old guy.


Here comes the rain again
Falling on my head like a memory
Falling on my head like a new emotion
I want to walk in the open wind
I want to talk like lovers do
Want to dive into your ocean
Is it raining with you?