About John McCrarey

Born and raised in southern California. My career exodus has taken me to Arizona, Oklahoma, Arkansas, South Carolina, Virginia, and Washington, DC. And as of 23 January 2005, Seoul, Korea. Married with 6 grown children (blended family). First grandchild is in the oven! I created this blog to document my adventures as an expat living and working in Korea. I'm also pretty confident that I will on occasion feel the need to express my views on current events and other matters I find of interest.

And now it is Christmas again

I hope I didn’t miss anyone.

Since I no longer practice the Christian faith, the alleged birthday of Jesus Christ doesn’t hold any religious meaning for me, but the spirit of Christmas—the giving, sharing, and loving parts—still resonates with me. My agenda for the day includes a morning group hike, followed by a birthday party for my neighbor and fellow Westminster High School alumnae, Mike, this afternoon. I’ll bring my usual brownies. After that, we’ll see. Swan’s family will gather at their compound in Subic for the Christening of her niece. I’m the ninong (godfather) and am sending my donation and best wishes via Swan.

In the spirit of the holiday, here are the lyrics to my favorite Christmas song (actually a poem by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow set to music):

I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day
Their old familiar carols play,
And wild and sweet the words repeat
Of peace on earth, good will to men.
I thought how, as the day had come,
The belfries of all Christendom
Had rolled along the unbroken song
Of peace on earth, good will to men.

And in despair I bowed my head:
"There is no peace on earth," I said,
"For hate is strong and mocks the song
Of peace on earth, good will to men."
Then pealed the bells more loud and deep:
"God is not dead, nor doth he sleep;
The wrong shall fail, the right prevail,
With peace on earth, good will to men."

Till, ringing singing, on its way,
The world revolved from night to day,
A voice, a chime, a chant sublime,
Of peace on earth, good will to men!
We wish you a Merry Christmas!

And here is my Christmas Eve tale:

The Royal grocery shopping trip included a cart full of sardines and noodles for the upcoming Aeta feeding in Alibang.
My after-shopping neighborhood stroll
Rice baggers

Later in the afternoon, we headed to Alley Cats bar for my belated Christmas appearance. On the way, Swan dropped some cookies and chocolate for a friend of hers on Gabaya Street.

Swan sharing her sweetness

I was surprised to see there was an early darts tournament in progress when we arrived. The place was packed, but it was great seeing some of my old dart buddies from years gone by again. I gave a tin of Christmas cookies and a batch of brownies and got a ballcap and shirt in the gift exchange. I provided a Shamboli’s pizza, a round of lady drinks, and a Hershey’s chocolate bar, making all the staff happy to see me again. It was a good time, and although I still haven’t rekindled a desire to throw darts again, I should try to drop by Alley Cats more often in the new year.

I have two 500 peso vouchers for Queen Victoria that expire tomorrow, so my plan was for both of us to drink for free after we departed Alley Cats. Alas, Queen Victoria was closed. I won’t be able to use them tomorrow because I’m having Swan’s family over to the house for an after-Christmas dinner. Oh well. I was a little hungry anyway, so we moseyed up the highway to Sit-n-Bull for dinner instead.

I had a teriyaki chicken breast. Those baked beans were delicious, but not worth the calorie count.

After dinner, we went next door to Wet Spot for our nightcap. That didn’t last long. Aine came over and said something to Swan that made her as mad as I’d ever seen her. It totally killed Swan’s buzz, and she wanted to leave immediately. And that’s just what we did. Needless to say, Aine will not be welcome at our table in the future.

Home, pudding, and bed. That’s good enough for me.

Close but no cigar. A beer too far ( San Mig Zero is 60 calories)

Thirteen years ago, my Facebook Christmas card looked like this:

Jee Yeun did send me a Christmas greeting this morning. I hope she has found her happiness.

In keeping with the spirit of the season, in today’s YouTube video, we watch the Filipina Pea playing Santa Claus to the less fortunate in her community—a similar undertaking to what Swan has been preparing for in Alibang this Friday. From my first visit to the Philippines, I’ve been impressed with the generosity of Filipinos toward those who have less.

Now for some Christmas cheer:

He could have been called something worse
I’m trying to avoid extremes, one way or the other.
Coincidentally, “pek pek” is Filipino for pussy. Just sayin’.

That’s all for now, time for me to get into the Christmas spirit. Hope all my readers (both of you) have a happy holiday!

And now, for some Christmas music. I said at the top of this post that “I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day” was my favorite holiday song. I saw in today’s Facebook memories that I’ve posted several versions of the song by different artists over the years. Which one do you think is best?

Johnny Cash:

Suzy Bogguss:

Burl Ives:

And with some Civil War graphics (the era in which the poem was written):

I think the Ives’ rendition in my favorite, with Bogguss a close second.

Having the runs

In a sweet way. Another Hash Christmas Candy Run is in the books, and I’m happy to report that everything went according to plan. Hundreds of children were deluged with goodies from over fifty Hashers, enjoying the smiles they got in return. So everyone was happy. Does it get any better than that?

Dressing for the occasion in our specially designed shirts for Run #1633
And the back of the shirt
Hashers gathering at the Alta Vista Clubhouse starting location
Santa arrived by trike instead of the sleigh
The participants for the Subic Bay Hash House Harriers Candy Run
And we are On-On!
Isn’t that sweet?
Candy is dandy!
Go ahead, make my day!
Don’t be scared little girl
I guess old ladies need a little sweetness in the their life, too.
Santa (Gasman) made it all the way through the trail
Posers
Here they come!
Crossing Bridge #2
Looking for handouts
And there you have your Easter Mountain view in the background. Merry Christmas!
See you next year, Santa!

Everyone seemed to have a good time doing the trail and there were lots of enthusiastic children, so as a Hare I take satisfaction in a mission accomplished.

The usual Hash Circle shenanigans and then some more beers at It Doesn’t Matter to round out they day. I probably could have cut down on the beer some which may have given me the strength to resist that second helping of pudding before bed last night. Oh well, it’s the holiday season!

I’m detecting a pattern of one day over, then one day under. I guess that balances out.

Seven years ago, I took a rainy-day walk in Pyeongtaek.

I guess I’ve always had a thing for trees.

I posted this on Facebook and got the expected response from my friends on the left:

It seems they can’t stand the thought of people thinking for themselves and making their own decisions.

Today’s YouTube video discusses maximizing your life as an expat in the Philippines. It is really all about appreciating the good and accepting the not-so-good aspects. I’ve been here for going on seven years now, and it is easy to take it all for granted. Taking a step back and looking at the life I’m living, I feel blessed. Sometimes, it is all about letting go of what was and embracing what is.

Here’s your medicine:

Dog turds are one of the perils of street walking in the PI.
Acorny joke
No mouth condiments though…

Christmas Eve is upon us. I was invited to the Alley Cats Christmas party earlier in the week and forgot about attending. Got a message from the boss there saying my present was waiting for me. So, I’ll try to make up for my transgression today. A batch of brownies, some Hershey chocolate bars, and a tin of cookies to share with the staff. I’ll buy a round of drinks for the girls and order a pizza. After that, we shall see.

Floating on the breeze

Or should I say, floating on the bar and enjoying the breeze? I guess it was some of both. I’ll get to that, but first, let’s cover the morning activities. I’m one of the Hares for today’s Hash trail, so that meant going out to mark our path with chalk and powder. Today is also our annual Candy Run, so we’ll be handing out sweets to the kids we encounter along the way. And it just so happens that the trail we laid for today is primarily the same route we take when Swan and I do our weekly Sunday Candy Walk. So, it was the proverbial killing two birds with one stone activity–we marked the trail and dispensed goodies to our Sunday regulars. Here’s a glimpse of how it all went down:

My fellow Hares
The Godmother (Swan) hands off a Christmas envelope and some sweets for her newly acquired Godchild. We have no relationship with the child’s mother other than our encounters on the Candy Walk.
Our first big group of the morning
Livin’ the life!
Refilling the candy sacks
A nice fruit stand along the way
The Easter Mountain view
A friendly Christmas greeting
The largest group we encountered yesterday
The worst part of our trail is a stretch of a kilometer or so along Sawmill Road–narrow and lots of traffic is not a good fit for pedestrians. There’s no getting around it, though.
Dropping some powder along the National Highway
Arriving at Johansson’s, the On-Home venue for today’s Hash
We had some lunch at Johansson’s. I went with the hamburger steak. I’ve had better.
So, this is the trail as we marked it yesterday. It came out to be 8K. Upon reflection, my fellow Hares agreed that it might be a tad long for the comfort of some Hashers, including our Santa Claus (Gasman). So, we are going to delete that loop you see at the top of the map, which should make it doable for everyone.

My plan today is to head out on the trail a little before the main group and let the kids know that Santa is on his way. I’ll also need to remark the portion that we’ve eliminated so no one takes a wrong turn. Here’s hoping for a successful Candy Run!

Some of the sweet treats Swan and I will be handing out today.

Next up was the Hideaway feeding, which went according to plan. I gifted each of the girls a Christmas envelope containing 500 pesos. I told them Santa knows you’ve been naughty, but that’s the way he likes it.

The Hideaway crew
Joy to the world

With my work at Hideaway completed, it was time to welcome back the Arizona floating bar.

A view from the beach
And a view of Barretto’s beach
Here comes our ride (Swan arrived at Arizona the same time I did)

So, as I understand it, Friday was the first day of operations this year. That’s about six weeks later than usual. The story I heard was that while in storage, the floater had been hit by thieves who stole everything that wasn’t nailed down, including the wiring. I’ve not seen much buzz on social media about the re-opening. We were the only customers when we first arrived. Other than the manager, none of the gals working looked familiar. And when we sat down, we were surrounded by half a dozen thirsty girls. I don’t roll that way; I might reward my waitress and bartender, but I don’t succumb to lady drink pressure. Swan hates it when the girls invade our space.

As you can see.

Anyway, I knew that once they figured out we weren’t buying their company they’d move on, and soon enough they did. It helped when another customer boarded and they flocked to his side.

And he was just what they were hoping for…bought them all at least one round of bottled lady drinks.

Anyway, I don’t think we’ll be bothered on our next visit now that the girls have figured out we don’t randomly buy drinks.

The bay view
And the ridgeline. I took a photo of the floating bar from up there on Friday.
This is what we come for
The angles and perspectives differ from the Kokomo’s views. Swan says she likes the view from here better.
It was good to be back. See you next week!

Next up, a short stroll to John’s place for dinner.

National Highway and Rizal Street…the busiest intersection in town.

It was nice to see our old waitress friend EmJhae back to work part-time at John’s. Good service and good food are tough to beat. Swan had the birria tacos, one of my menu favorites. I was craving some pulled pork, so I ordered the sandwich without the bun.

It hit the spot. I ate the coleslaw, too, but not the fries.

Swan wanted to do a nightcap at the Green Room, so off we went. A couple more beers for me, a wine for Swan, and a lady drink for Chu and Sally. They both got 500 pesos for Christmas, too.

And the Sit-n-Bull waitress gave Swan this headband. She’s going to wear it on the Candy Run today.

As usual, I kept myself entertained by watching the pool players of varying skill levels compete. And when I saw this comic today, I got a good chuckle:

If you scratch (hit the cue ball in the pocket), you get what is called “ball in hand.” That lends itself to some witticisms, too.

I’m thinking I might play some pool more often during my bar visits. I might as well since I enjoy watching so much. Hmm, a New Year’s resolution?

I got back home a little later than usual (the floating bar experience added an hour or so to our routine), did the pudding thing, and then off to bed. Good times!

Still came in under budget, despite those twelve San Mig Zeros I downed over the course of the evening.
And a better than usual day getting my steps in

It just so happens that five years ago, the Hash was also doing its annual Candy Run:

Look at the handsome skinny guy in the knee socks!

Today’s YouTube video features Reekay holding court on the issue of women with tattoos. I despise them, although a small, discretely placed one (preferably out of sight) is tolerable. Judging from the comments, the vast majority of menfolk agree with my take.

And now for the fun part:

Well, I appreciate the brave few who still visit Long Time Gone.
Sounds like a whole lot of fuckin’ going on.
I don’t remember how to do that.

Another day, another post. Here’s hoping there are many more days to come. I’ll share how today’s Candy Run goes tomorrow.

And here’s a funny “Jingle Bell Rock” parody music video from that funny Filipino, Mikey Bustos. Enjoy!

No troubles yesterday

And all my problems were far away as well. With nothing to complain about, let me just tell you about my day.

The way it began

We decided to do a walk to check out Alibang, the Aeta village where we will do the charity feeding this coming Friday. Our neighbor Vina asked to join us, so we made it a threesome.

And away we go
Vina had never been this way before, so everything was new to her.
Nature’s beauty
A ridge view
A new angle on Easter Mountain
Entering the Naugsol valley
Surviving the rickety bridge crossing
Valley view
Taking care of business
River dweller
Crossing Bridge #4
Swan slid the candy down to these kids playing at the riverside
A hardworking carabao
I’ve crossed that bridge before, but that wasn’t on the day’s agenda. Thankfully.
More treats for the sweet
You lookin’ at me, big guy?
Clearing the branches and briefly blocking our path
Another river crossing
Bridge posers
The road to Alibang
On the road to Alibang
Arriving in Alibang
Alibang
Meeting the natives. We’ll be back on Friday with bags of goodness.
Taking the back way out of the village
A bridgeless river crossing
The path behind us
And the road ahead
Easter Mountain as seen from here
Another candy dispensation
A little over 7K beginning to end. And Google Maps is full of shit. That is NOT San Isidro, it is Naugsol.

We are all looking forward to Friday’s adventure in Alibang.

I attended the birthday gathering at Ricky and Heidi’s place here in Alta Vista. I’ve been to their house before; it is the best one I’ve seen in our neighborhood. The party was on their rooftop, and I loved being up there. Swan drove her cart with me in the backseat, but when we hit the last hill to Ricky’s, the gravity proved too much for our underpowered vehicle. I got out, and miraculously, the cart scooted on up to the top without a problem. Funny how that works. I drove home after the party, and going downhill wasn’t an issue, except when I applied the brakes, the back wheels would lock in a skid. That was a bit disconcerting. I don’t think the cart is safe to drive outside of the neighborhood.

What beer o’clock looked like as we departed from my house.
And the view when we arrived at Ricky’s place.
Another view from the roof.
Ricky’s rooftop puts The Rite Spot to shame
It even has a bar!
The open-air area
The pool on the ground floor below
The view from my perch at the bar
Swan’s cart that brought us, and got us home safe.
Chicken legs on the grill
And on the table

There was a smorgasbord of offerings for the guests. I tried to be prudent and avoid the obvious high-calorie/carb selections, but some of it was just too good to resist. And then I blew it when I got back home and had two servings of pudding instead of the usual one.

Oh, well. It could have been worse.

Facebook reminds me that twelve years ago, I was having a grand time in Osaka, Japan.

Even dressed for the occasion.

I came across a post from a little over six years ago while coming up with today’s title. In that one, I talked about a hike to SBMA and even wrote some song lyrics to the tune of Yesterday. What was most interesting to me was the part where I mentioned inviting Marissa to join me for dinner at home, which was my first time taking her out of the bar. A girl I had been crushing on saw us walking down the street and apparently wasn’t pleased about it—one of my first tastes of small-town drama here in Barretto.

Yesterday, I took a walk so far away.
All the way to the SBMA.
Oh, I walked so far yesterday.

Suddenly, I was on the beach along the sea.
I have no idea what came over me.
Oh, yesterday I walked along the sea.

Why did I have to go?
I don’t know, at home I couldn’t stay.
I still need to lose those pounds
So I took a long walk yesterday.

Yesterday, I took a hike out to Subic Bay.
Dodging buses, trikes and jeeps along the way.
Oh, but I survived it yesterday.

(with apologies to Lennon/McCartney)

Hey, I didn’t say I had any talent as a songwriter…

Today’s YouTube video is from a vlogger I did not regularly view, and I won’t be in the future because he died earlier in the week. So, here’s to his memory. Ironically, his subject was “What’s Killing Foreigners in the Philippines.” Rest in Peace, Mark.

Well, shit. Apparently his channel doesn’t allow uploading. Here’s the embed.

And here’s a tribute to Mark from another vlogger.

I guess some humor is in order to lighten things up.

And I stole this meme off the internet. I guess if you suffer from kleptomania it is good to take something for it.
I predicate problems ahead in this relationship.
If that were my girlfriend, she’d be long gone!

It’s Sunday, and that means a Hideaway feeding is next on my agenda. After that, I’ll join Swan to welcome back the Arizona floating bar. When I told her we were going there later, she got so excited. She said she’d be there at 4:30. I told her I wouldn’t arrive until 5:00, and she shrugged and said, I’ll save you a seat. We’ll do our dinner at John’s place once we are done with our time on the water. Tell you all about it tomorrow.

Stairing back at me

The Friday group hikers caught a Jeepney and rode out to Olongapo City to begin the day’s trek. As I boarded and took my seat, the young woman directly across from me said, “Hello, John.” I smiled and nodded, then discretely looked at her for the duration of the trip. Nothing about her was even vaguely familiar. Being greeted by name by someone I don’t recognize happens so frequently these days that it is beginning to bother me. I’ve decided that when this happens in the future, I’m just going to ‘fess up and admit I don’t recognize them and ask where and when we met. This road to dementia is paved with…shit, I forget, but it’s a rough one. Anyway, when I disembarked from the Jeepney, I said it was nice to see her again.

The hike itself was up and over the Kalaklan Ridge, then back down into Barretto. The route we took was through the aptly named Hilltop village. Ninety percent of the climb is via stair steps, and I’d almost forgotten what an ass-kicker they can be. Getting back down also had some challenging moments, but overall it was a pleasantly scenic hike. I was a bit surprised when I checked my tracker at the end of our journey and saw that we had only gone 3.3 kilometers from start to finish. It sure as hell felt longer!

The Friday group (plus Scott) after exiting the Jeepney in Olongapo City.
We’ll be steppin’ it up from here
The Hilltop community in barangay Upper Kalaklan
Let the climbing commence
We’re up here, Scott!
Lollipops dispensed
On up!
Peanut butter perfume? I’m not sure that smell would be enticing.
A part-way up view of Olongapo
Stairs make a good place to sit when you need a rest from climbing them
Pressing onward
We must be getting close to the top by now
Well, the stairs have ended be we are still going uphill
Almost a feeling of serenity
Seeing a nice house like this in the middle of nowhere was kind of eerie. Very well maintained and decorated for Christmas, so definitely occupied. There’s no vehicle access here, and I just can’t imagine what a pain in the ass getting the groceries home must be. Not to mention getting home from the bars at night.
A ship heading out to sea
Pausing at the top for a group photo
That moment when you are congratulating yourself for having the strength and willpower to complete the climb, and this old guy comes along carrying a heavy load of water up the hill like it was no big deal at all.
Beth played Swan’s part in handing out the cookies
Laundry day at the creek
Finding our way across the water
And now for the downhill trek
Not so bad in the beginning
The view of Barretto from here
Scott is such a tree-hugger
And then things got a little dicey
At least it wasn’t muddy. There was one place where I chose to sit on my ass and slide down as opposed to falling on my ass.
Barretto Beach. You can see the floating island in the foreground, and what’s that about midway…
It’s the Arizona floating bar! I’ll be paying a visit tomorrow.
Another sweets opportunity
And then back down on the highway at last

A short stroll into Barretto and some liquid refreshment at Dynamite Dick’s before grabbing a trike for home.

Short, but mostly nice.

And then, it was time to head back into town and secure my seats for the SOB dance competition at Wet Spot.

Hiking companion Beth is the head waitress at Wet Spot, and she saved our seats for us. She also spells “John” Filipino-style.
Our neighbor, Vina, joined us. You can see how nice it was to have company!
There was record-breaking attendance last night. I’ve never seen the bar so packed.
Alaska finished 4th
3rd Place went to Queen Victoria
Voodoo took 2nd
Wet Spot’s routine included an impressive pole-dancing performance
And secured their first-place finish

It was one of the better shows I’ve seen in a while.

Home to some sugar-free gelatin and then a peaceful sleep. That’s the way this old fart rolls these days.

Coffee and a view to kick off my Saturday morning
I somehow managed to come in slightly under goal

Christmas memories from my working life on Facebook today:

Nine years ago, the 8th Army Commanding General, Thomas Vandal, visited our office at Yongsan Garrison in Seoul. Sadly, LTG Vandal died a few months after retiring. RIP, sir!
Seven years ago, I spent my last Christmas as a working man in Korea with my Deputy at Camp Humphreys.

How about some unfiltered Pea for today’s YouTube video? I’ve been mildly curious about my favorite vlogger’s personal life. I assumed she had a foreign husband who supported her channel, but apparently not. Anyway, it was enjoyable to hear her open up some about herself.

The joke is on me:

The three things Filipinas always say to me the first time we make love: Ouch! Oh shit! Already?
Be careful what you wish for
The English accent I find most difficult among the expat community is Aussie talk.

Alright, before I get to today’s song from the past, let me share the Baloy Beach bars I was too lazy to post yesterday:

The first business on Baloy Road is the Mangrove Hotel. I’ve never been inside, but I can see from the street that they do have a bar. So, I’ll grant them #45 on the list of Barretto bars.
#46. Harley’s. It’s a pub with hotel rooms. Probably one of the most popular venues in town. I should come here more often.
#47. Blue Rock Resort. This used to be a happening place. I stayed here often as a tourist and always enjoyed the bar. They had great food, too, especially grilled meats. Blue Rock had my favorite floating bar as well. Those days are all gone now. The floating bar washed up on the beach and was destroyed. The hotel never recovered from the COVID lockdowns. As far as I know, no expats go here for anything these days.
#48. The Drunken Sailor. This is a new venue; the nicest thing I can say is that it is a work in progress. It has potential, and we’ll have to wait to see if it is ever realized.
#49. McCoy’s. Pretty much a shithole that caters primarily to Filipino customers. I think it could be an amazing beach bar with a bit of time and effort. I inquired about taking over the lease, but it was rejected.
#50. Wild Orchid Barefoot Bar. This place could also be a nice place to hang out on the beach. Sadly, they have overpriced their beers at 150 pesos each (almost double what most other venues charge) and even though I can afford it, that’s a price I’m not willing to pay.
#51. Treasure Island Resort. The new owner is doing it right. It offers the best food on Baloy, a great pool, live music on Saturday, and just a nice place to hang out.
#52. Foxhole (formerly D’Kudos). The new owner here has taken a viable business and run it into the sewer. I used to enjoy my occasional visits, but not anymore. Nothing to like about this place now.
#53. The Kokomo’s floating bar. Love it. My Tuesday hangout at beer o’clock.
#54. Kokomo’s. I’ll stop by occasionally when the floating bar is not operational.
#55. Three L’s Resort. They have a brand new place on the beach that looks nice to me. When I stopped by they said they open at 8 p.m. I don’t think I’m the customer they are looking for.
#56. Laharnyz. I’ve recently rediscovered this venue and I really enjoy the beach vibe here. Lots of other expats seem to share that view.
#57. Lagoon Resort. Back in my dart league days, this was our home bar. Nice enough place with a decent kitchen and weekend live music.
#58. Viking Resort. They have a nice outdoor bar by the pool, and some folks say their pizza is the best in town.

And that’s it on Baloy Long Beach. So, fifty-eight bars in the little barangay of Barretto. I should never go thirsty! As mentioned, I will try to broaden my horizons and visit new venues as part of my Wednesday routine. You can read all about it here!

I won’t be venturing into the bars this Saturday night. Instead, I’ll be attending a birthday party at Ricky and Heidi’s house here in Alta Vista. It should be fun and a nice change of pace.

Seeing them all, bar none

My Thursday solo walk was a mission of discovery. I strolled past every bar in town and documented their existence with a snapshot. Granted, I started at nine in the morning, so the vast majority were closed, but I wasn’t out to drink, so it didn’t matter. I’ve gotten pretty staid in my selection of venues where I imbibe lately, but I’m going to try for a bit more adventure on Wednesdays in the weeks ahead. So, here’s the state of the bar business in Barretto.

#1. Queen Victoria. I don’t come here nearly as often as I used to. I don’t stay up late enough to hear the live bands.
#2 Johansson’s. This is one of the Hash On-Home venues. In fact, we will be here this coming Monday.
#3 Rosie’s. It’s never been high on my list of places to go.
#4. Alley Hideout. This was my hangout back in my dart-playing days.
#5. Nipsey’s. I’ve been here once since they opened.
#6. Cloud 69. One of the newer bars in town that I have yet to visit.
#7. Red Bar. Another Hash venue that I seldom visit otherwise.
#8. Wet Spot. About the only bar with dancers I regularly frequent.
#9. The Green Room. I’m here as much as I am anywhere these days.
#10. Alaska. I like it, but seldom visit.
#11. BarCelona. This is a very nice bar that, for some reason, isn’t worth climbing to the third floor for.
#12. La Oficina. I used to go here for the SOB occasionally, but had a bad experience on my last visit.
#13. Gentlemen’s Bar. This is a newer venue with some hot gals (I see them sitting outside sometimes), but that’s not my thing. These days, I’m drinking with my girlfriend.
#14. Hops and Brews Beer Garden. I come here to eat occasionally but never to drink.
#15. Hot Zone. One of the better girly bars in town, but that’s not what I like.
#16. Bob Angel’s bar. I haven’t been here since it changed owners/name.
#17. Voodoo. I used to come here once in a while, but now it doesn’t open until 7 p.m. I’m usually wrapping things up by then.
#18. It Doesn’t Matter. Our after-Hash venue and a place I enjoy sitting outside.
#19. John’s Sushi and Steak. I hesitated including this venue, because it is primarily a restaurant. The third floor is technically a bar with a pool table, but nobody comes here to drink.

Okay, that’s all for this side of the National Highway. Time to cross over and walk back the other way.

#20. Redz Pub. This is located at the Arizona Resort and it’s been years since I last set foot inside. The Arizona floating bar will be opening soon, and I’ll come to Arizona for that. I should have taken a picture of it, but we’ll call the floater #21 anyway.
#22. Hideaway. Regular readers know I feed the girls here once a week.
#23. Dynamite Dick’s. Owner here is a nice guy. We stopped in today after our hike.
#24. Macarthurs Bar and Grill. A newer venue I’ve visited a couple of times because my friend Jessa is the manager. It’s not my kind of place, though (beer is too expensive, no wine for my gal).
#25. Red Stars. This bar has had three owners since I’ve lived in Barretto. It’s an okay place I seldom visit.
#26. Johm’s Restobar. I’ve never been inside this place and never will be. Commenter Aaron is interested in ladyboy bars, and I understand this one is chock full of them.
#27. Mugshots. This is a very nice bar with a good kitchen. I’m not sure why I don’t come here more often.
#28. Oasis. I tried to like this place and just couldn’t do it. Not having wine once was the last straw.
#29. Chill Bar. I’ve only visited once, and that was long ago. Too much lady drink pressure.
#30. Annex. One of the few bars that open in the morning hours (Sloppy Joe’s, Dynamite Dick’s, and Macarthur’s are the others).
#31. Candy Bar. A new venue I know nothing about. I suspect it is a girly bar.
#32. Cheap Charlies. I was there on Wednesday. It’s a good bar.
#33. Central Park Reef Hotel. I hesitated including hotels on this list, but I have seen foreigners here on the occasions I’ve ventured in. There is a bar/restaurant on the roof that is very nice.
#34. Thumbstar. Aaron, you might like this place.
#35. Mango’s. Another hotel, but it has a nice bar with beach views.
#36. Rock Lobster Bar. Also at Mango’s, but your traditional bar atmosphere. I’ve only been inside a couple of times.
#37. Castaway. A nice upstairs bar at the Palm Tree Resort.
#38. Hangout Sports Bar. Another newer venue. I’ve only been once and it didn’t resonate.
#39. Lux. A very nice bar ambiance wise. I’ve only been a couple of times.
#40. Whiskey Girl. I used to visit here pretty often when I was single.
#41 & #42. Outback. This resort has two nice bars, the Billabong, and the Pool Bar.
#43. Snackbar. I used to come here often, but had trouble with a 450 peso glass of wine.
#44. SB2. Upstairs is a disco bar that doesn’t open until 8 p.m. I don’t like disco and I don’t like the hours.

And that is all the bars on the National Highway in Barretto. We’ll do Baloy Beach (also technically part of Barretto) tomorrow.

Swan had a busy day doing good deeds.

That included a visit to Tibag Elementary School to deliver a candy donation
It appears to have gone well.

When she returned home, Swan and our neighbor, Vina, set to work on preparations for next week’s charity event at the Aeta village in Naugsol.

That included sorting the 25-kilo rice bags into 150 family-size bags to be handed out.

Since Swan was otherwise occupied, I had a rare evening out on the town on my own. The owner of Snackbar had asked if I had any dart equipment I didn’t need, so I dropped off some flights and shafts to be used in the bar. And since I was there anyway (and didn’t require wine for Swan) I ordered a beer.

The welcoming committee
A good size crowd outside
I sat at the small bar
And as is my style, I sent one of the gals next door to 7-Eleven for ice cream cones (none for me, of course)

Two beers later I was on my way to visit Alaska. The bar, I mean. Only stayed for one there. Then, I finished my time out at Green Room, where I had a 50% off coupon to use. I even played the rare game of pool while I was there. And lost, of course.

I indulged my appetite with these chicken tacos from Sit-n-Bull. They were not a wise choice calorie-wise, but we all have our weak moments.

Then I headed home to see my hard-working sweetheart. And thus ended another Thursday.

A too hungry day, it seems.

Today’s weigh-in results:

  • Last week: 240.6
  • This week: 237.9
  • Down 2.7 pounds
  • November 1: 267.1
  • Overall loss: 29.2 pounds

Progress!

No memories to speak of for today, so let’s look at a YouTube showing what a shithole Manila is. There are some nice parts of town, but I still wouldn’t want to live there. That’s not to say similar poverty doesn’t exist here, but it seems to be on a smaller scale somehow.

And on to the humor:

Stop, you’re killing me!
Some things are worth waiting for
That’s about as horny as you can get!

Gonna do the SOB at Wet Spot this evening and that ought to fill those Friday hours yet to be expended. More to come tomorrow.

I said there were no memories today, but I did post this video thirteen years ago:

It doesn’t always go according to plan

But things turned out good enough, I suppose. So, I was tasked with leading the Wednesday Walkers group hike yesterday, but I was pretty much out of fresh ideas. Since no one else had a better plan, I chose to do a Naugsol valley walk. We started with an unpleasant walk on the always busy Sawmill Road, then made our way through San Isidro to the valley path I had in mind. Except, it was blocked by a newly constructed fence. The flat way around that obstacle was flooded with water, so we headed up the hill. I figured we’d go up, around, and back down, but I figured wrong. No such route seemed to exist. So, we just continued on to the top of the hill, and as we descended the other side, I knew where we were once again. Our new route led us to the My Bitch trail, and that’s how we completed our 6.5K walk.

This week’s iteration of the Wednesday Walkers
Entering San Isidro via Sawmill Road. Should have gone the back way through Alta Vista.
Instead, we dodged cars, trucks, and trikes on the narrow road.
Over Bridge #1
And onto the comparatively quiet backstreets
No idea why this chicken crossed the road
Almost to the valley
Only to discover our normal route is blocked and we couldn’t find an alternative path
Time to explore some other options
A climb I hadn’t planned on, but it was not so bad
And our efforts were rewarded with views like this
And this
Rob is contemplating the age-old question of where do we go from here.
We wound up on My Bitch and ran into the landowner of this property. He invited us to take a rest and enjoy his view.
A very welcoming and friendly guy whose name I’ve already forgotten.
His humble abode
Ah, an eggplant
The bitchy high grass section of our trail
Nearing the end of the line
The route of our journey

Meanwhile, our preparation for the December 27 feeding in Alabang continues.

Boxes full of candy
Bags of rice, canned goods, and drinks are beginning to pile up.

Swan does the shopping, and I do the paying. This is just another aspect of our 50-50 relationship.

Swan cooks lunch, and I eat it. 50-50!

I’ve decided to start a new Wednesday evening routine by visiting a bar that is not in my regular rotation. I kicked off this effort yesterday at Cheap Charlies.

At one time, I was a regular here. I stopped coming when wine wasn’t available for Swan. They have now rectified that problem.
The view hasn’t changed
It’s nice to sit and watch the passersby. One of them looks a little familiar.
Nope, not her.
The inside view
All my old waitress friends are gone now, but the bartender and cashier still remember me.
And some Hash buddies stopped in as part of their weekly barhop

When it was time for some grub, we crossed the busy highway and dined at Sit-n-Bull.

I’d never heard of a pulled pork chef salad before, but I gave it a try. It was amazingly tasty, and I ate every last bite.

We did our nightcap next door at Wet Spot and had our usual pleasant visit with our regulars, Beth and Irene. Aine arrived just as we were leaving and missed out on the lady drinks. Oh well, actions have consequences.

Another day of goal achievement.

Now for some memories courtesy of Facebook:

Thirteen years ago, I lived a life of domestic bliss at my paid-for house in Columbia, South Carolina. Damn, I thought I would die there. I guess a part of me did.

Ten years ago, I shared this excerpt from a poem I liked:

For I shall always let thee do,
In generous love, just what I please.
Peace comes, and discord flies away,
Love’s bright day follows hatred’s night;
For I am ready to admit
That you are wrong and I am right.

I read it to Swan this morning, but she didn’t find it nearly as funny as I did.

Seven years ago, in the fields outside of Pyeongtaek, they were harvesting a crop of giant marshmallows.

So, I posted this on my Facebook page yesterday and made some lefty heads explode:

Ex-wife #3 was especially offended. I guess calling Trump Hitler is okay, but don’t you dare say anything bad about Obama. Strange how that works.

I’m taking a break today from the losers in the Philippines and enjoying some photos from the good ol’ days I experienced back in the 20th century. Yeah, that’s what old people do, I know.

Humor time:

What the L is he talking about?
Ask your Aunt Flo from Redlands…
I toed you so!

This morning, while Swan was delivering candy to the school in Tibag, I took a 7K stroll through Barretto and Baloy and photographed every bar in town. Almost all of them were closed, of course, but we have over fifty bars to choose from here. That’s nearly a year of Wednesdays! I’ll share them in a separate post tomorrow.

And here’s one of those ’70s classics I loved back in the day. Hell, hadn’t heard it in years, and it still sounds as good as ever!

And the “first time hearing” response:

Over and done

A busier-than-normal Tuesday is behind me, but there will be much more to do as the upcoming holidays pose more challenges, especially to the pocketbook. Well, it’s a blessing to be blessed and to share those blessings with others. I wired 16,000 pesos to my friend in Bohol to finance an annual feeding she does for the less fortunate ones there. Swan was asked for a candy donation for the kids at Tibag Elementary School, so that went on the shopping list. And this year, we will host a feeding event for 150 residents of the Aeta native village in Alabang on December 27. Swan is out shopping for the rice as I write this. I’ve also got to fill envelopes for the subdivision guards, maintenance crew, and trash collectors.

‘Tis the season

Oh, and in the Philippines, it is a thing that the folks you employ should receive a “thirteenth month” payment. That’s basically a Christmas bonus equivalent to a month’s salary. I’ve already paid both my helpers and my driver their thirteenth-month wages.

So, after being picked up by my driver, the first order of business on Tuesday morning was giving Mama her daily allowance of 100 pesos and two breakfast muffins. Then we stopped at 7-Eleven, and I raided the ATM for my weekly 40,000 peso draw. My next stop was in Olongapo City at the Immigration Office, where I renewed my tourist visa for another sixty days without incident. With that task completed, we went to a repair shop across the street to see if they could cure what’s been ailing my phone’s charging port. A thousand pesos later, it was as good as new. The candy list included Christmas lollipops that can apparently only be found at a particular grocery stand a few kilometers from where we were, so off we went. We will be handing those out on the Hash Candy Run this Monday. The bags of goodies for the Tibag school and kids in Alabang are found further up the road at a different grocery store, and we successfully stocked up there as well.

The candy portion of our shopping spree is done, and my wallet is 6000 pesos lighter.

And then, it was off to Royal for the groceries.

It took two carts this week for some reason
Ouch!

Anyway, the month will be over soon, and my New Year’s resolution is to exercise some frugality and rebuild my depleted savings account in time for next December.

I got back home from the above adventures too late to do my normal neighborhood walk, so I took a nap instead. Then, I blogged before heading out for my chelation treatment with Dr. Jo. I guess I didn’t fully understand the process. The first two treatments were injections; this time, it was an IV bag. It took longer and cost more (3500 versus 2000 pesos). Dr. Jo explained that the injections are to clean my innards, and the IV fluid is to restore the good things the injections wash away. Okay, then.

It being Tuesday and all, we headed out to Baloy to spend some time on the floating bar. Once again, it was surprisingly busy. I’m glad to see they are doing well. The Arizona floating bar is due to reopen soon, so that may have some impact on business at Kokomo’s.

Riding the raft to the floater
Those clouds mean I won’t be watching the sun go down
Standing tall. At least until a wave hits.
Vina, our next door neighbor, came out to join us.
Welcome aboard!
Nice of you to join us.
No sundown, but some nice color in the sky to enjoy.

When it was time to eat, we made our usual Tuesday stop at Treasure Island.

Vina wanted to do a pre-dinner tequila shot. I declined, but Swan joined her.
Down the hatch!
Burt, the owner of Treasure Island, came by to welcome us. Vina and her husband are regulars here, bringing the kids out a couple of times a week to enjoy the pool.
I had a hamburger steak with a small baked potato for dinner.
Good times!

We had one more after-dinner drink and then shared a trike ride home to Alta Vista. I did my pudding thing and was safe in bed at 8:30. I’m such a lightweight these days, especially on gin nights.

That deficit should more than make up for Monday’s overindulgence.

This photo from ten years ago popped up in today’s Facebook memories:

Brother can you spare a dime?

Question everything.

Still, a car seatbelt is pretty much just common sense. On the motorcycle, you wear a helmet. I’m all for pushing back on insanity like lockdowns and facemasks, but there is a difference between being a rebel and being stupid.

For today’s YouTube, we’ll stick with the poverty theme. Here’s how you can eat cheaply in the Philippines. I’m not a big fan of the food here, but you can get lots for a little.

Laughing is free at least:

You should get one of those round tuits.
When it rains, it pours, and when it snows, it flows.
One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

And now, it’s time to stop looking back at yesterday and embrace whatever the rest of today may bring. I’ll tell you all about it tomorrow.

A six-pack Hash

Yesterday’s Hash trail came in right at 6K and traveled through territory I’ve hiked frequently enough that almost everything was familiar. Except for the long-ass uphill stretch. And even there, once we started going down some rough and uneven steps, I realized that I’d climbed up those steps a couple of times, and the long up had actually been a down back then. Direction surely does change everything. It was a pleasant enough hike overall, and we finished at our On-Home venue, the One-Three Resort. I hadn’t been there for a while, and it seemed a little shabbier than usual. As I was leaving after sundown, I walked through an almost pitch-black lobby and asked why the lights were out. The gal behind the counter said, “Sorry, sir, not available.” I can only assume someone didn’t pay the electric bill. Oh well, not my problem.

Here are some photos from Run #1632 of the Subic Bay Hash House Harriers:

We gathered for the start at the Subic Marketplace
And we are On-On!
Swan doing her sweet thing
Where the river meets the bay
Over that bridge with the damaged pilings
Another river view
On the backstreets of barangay Asinan Proper
Strolling past a scenic pond
Most of the trail was marked adequately, but there were a couple of places where we missed a turn and had to retreat and look for the right way to go.
Passing through the first of three different graveyards on our route.
After we crossed the highway, we entered the second graveyard. Swan was surprised to see the grave of a former classmate who died from leukemia at thirty-six. (To clarify, Swan knew her classmate had died; she just didn’t know her tomb was here.)
And this stranger who also died younger than me. If I didn’t know better, I’d think I was old.
On the road in barangay Ilwas
Then a brief riverside walk
The beginning of the long uphill stretch
Not so steep, but still a slog upward
Keep on keepin’ on
The road ended, but not the climb
Onward and upward!
And then it was back down via some fucked up stairsteps
Some nice neighborhood decorations
Another water crossing
That’s my Alta Vista neighbor, Leech My Nuggets. He walked the 6K to the marketplace start, then did the 6K trail. I envy his stamina.
And here comes the fat guy. Until I saw this photo, I hadn’t even noticed the e-cart. It’s the same make and model as Swan’s. I might have accused her of shortcutting if she hadn’t been with me on trail.
One more bridge crossing
Then a tricky path beside the fish pond
A view of the pond
Swan in the wild
Through the field we go
And then across the highway to our On-Home venue.
I enjoy the views from the One-Three Resort
Bite My Titties is hanging around, waiting for the Hash Circle to start
Since this is the only place I know that serves a Monte Cristo sandwich, I could not resist the urge to have one. Well, I gave Swan half to reduce the calorie overload.
It’s nice on ice
We celebrated three birthdays…Demolition Derby
Pubic Head
And Tiny Cunt Fucker. Ignore that fat guy in the background
We made them all cake, and when we were done, they went down to bay…
…and washed away all that hard work!
And another Hash came to a close.

We joined the after-Hash at It Doesn’t Matter for a bit before heading home. The party girls didn’t want Swan to leave so early, so I promised that Swan could stay late next week. She’s becoming such a Hasher!

So, blame it on the half sandwich, several chicken nuggets, or ten San Mig Zeros, but I went a tad over the limit yesterday.
Still, I burned double the calories I consumed, so I should be okay.

In today’s episode of The Story of My Life, I recount reaching what I thought was the end of the road career-wise fourteen years ago as I said farewell to my Uncle Sam. Of course, nothing lasts forever.

Coincidentally, Facebook memories reminds that a mere four years later, I went back to work.

My Korean wife did not want to join me back in the USA, so I got a part-time job as a contractor for the Army Education Center. I manned this computer center, where soldiers could have free access to the Internet and software programs to meet their needs. My job was much like that of a Wal-Mart greeter—I’d welcome them, sign them in, and assist as needed. I took the job mainly for the SOFA visa and access to the base amenities like the commissary. Within a year, I received a job offer from my former organization, the Directorate of Human Resources Management, and I was back in the big time!

Eight years ago, I was in the GS-15 Director’s Chair again.

Some of my Korean team members. I was blessed to have a highly skilled and hardworking staff.

Also, eight years ago, my marriage had failed (again), and I was taking my first tentative steps back into the dating game.

My first and last Chinese woman. She was a strange one. Of course, the Korean gal I dated next was just as crazy. I reckon I’m better suited to Filipinas. Well, just the one these days, but you know what I mean.

Changing things up a tad content-wise, today’s YouTube video is a 1977 TV commercial for the first portable computer. We really have come a long way.

And that brings us to the daily dose of humor:

That’s actually one of my old jokes (by “my,” I mean I stole it first.)
Porn can be painful at times
So, that makes them different shades of gray. Or should I say grey?

Halfway through a busier-than-usual Tuesday. Immigration, cell phone repair, candy purchases at two different markets in Olongapo City, and then the regular gig at the Royal supermarket. Next up is a visit to Dr. Jo for this week’s chelation treatment. After that, we’ll do our Tuesday visit to the Kokomo’s floating bar and then dinner afterward. It’s a good thing I’m retired; I don’t have any time to work!

Time it was

And what a time it was. Sunday rolled around once more and was full of the usual Sunday things. The Candy Walk resumed after a one-week hiatus, and the children all seemed happy to see us again. I’m one of the Hares along with Pubic Head for next Monday’s Hash Candy Run, and we are going to incorporate the San Isidro neighborhoods into our trail. That oughta be fun watching the kids get greeted by Santa Claus. We sweetened up 250 of them yesterday.

This week’s bounty
The individual handout contains several sweet treats
Ready to roll
Waiting for the kids to arrive at our first stop
Here they are now
Line up!
For you fans of Easter Mountain
And the morning’s last delivery

Next on my Sunday agenda was the Hideaway feeding.

I baked a batch of banana-nut muffins for the girls
The Hideaway crew
Bye-bye French fry

Three gin and sodas later, I successfully crossed the highway and climbed the stairs to the third floor of John’s place.

The before-dinner view
The dinner view (tenderloin steak, veggies, and taters)
The after-dinner view

Then we took a stroll down the highway for our nightcap at the Green Room. We enjoy chillin’ out with our favorites, Chu and Sally, and watching the other girls play pool. Two of them last night were the absolute worst players I’ve ever seen. It was so comically bad that I was actually laughing out loud seeing their consistently missed shots. When they finally finished what might have been the longest game of 8-ball in history, I gave them each fifty pesos and thanked them for the show.

I made it home safe and sound after eight drinks of gin over the course of the evening. For my nighttime treat, I mixed up a bowl of vanilla pudding, and it was so good I had a second helping. Clearly, my better judgment was impaired.

Those pudding calories put me over the top. I can and will do better.

Today’s addition to The Story of My Life is a Christmas tribute to my stepdaughter Hillary, who was serving in Afghanistan with the US Army twenty years ago.

Here is a meme with some harsh truth about the lying liars who call themselves “experts”:

I hope a day of reckoning is coming for the likes of Fauci.

Today’s YouTube is a light-hearted take on weirdos who always want to hike. Lucky for me, Swan has come to enjoy our walks almost as much as I do.

The funny stuff:

Man, I hate when that happens
Gas trucks can be firetrucks, too.
If you didn’t see a lamp, I like the way you think!

Okay, another Hash Monday is in my immediate future. Today’s trail is out in Subic-town, but we have a sane Hare (Pubic Head), so I’m looking forward to seeing what’s in store. I’ll post the full report tomorrow.

A feeding frenzy

As I mentioned yesterday, I accepted an invitation to join in a feeding and toy giveaway event hosted by the RSL (Returned Services League, the Australian VFW). I’m technically a member, having joined a couple of years ago, but I’ve not actively participated in their charity events. Swan’s sister and brother-in-law brought us with them to the far reaches of Cawag, an area I’d never visited. It was a successful endeavor, with three hundred bags of food and rice distributed and toys and candy provided for a similar number of children. I have lots of photos to share, so let’s get to it:

They way to get there
We met up here and then followed the leader to the event location, a few kilometers down the road.
The end of the road
Some of the other RSL members
The town members begin to arrive
Hanging the banners
I pitched in where I could
Getting organized
The toy boxes
Swan and I provided three hundred Christmas lollipops for the kids
Three hundred bags of canned goods and other food items
And a sack of rice for each of the recipients.
Final preparations
Santa Claus arrives
The children look on expectantly
The locals performed a traditional dance for our entertainment
And then it was time for the kids to line up for their toys and treats
The view from the end of the line
Swan’s nieces and nephew handed out the juice drinks and lollipops
Sweet tooth satisfaction

The kids’ line went relatively quickly. The adults getting food bags were given a numbered card and called up in order, which took quite a bit longer. Having nothing better to do, I took a hike down to the river with the members of Swan’s family.

The river road
Hurry up, Swan!
I was a bit disappointed with this section of the river, but loved the mountain view.
Then we saw this path, so we took it.
Where’s the water?
Hmm, a shanty village?
Ah, I see. Some riverside picnic spots
And a nice swimming hole
A bridge over troubled waters?
More swimmers down stream
Swan and her clan on a rocky island
Brother-in-law Jack taking in the view

Honestly, I was rather impressed with the makeshift huts and picnic shelters. I might come back here someday just to hang out and sip some cold beverages. But not this time. We needed to get back to the event and wrap things up.

It’s all so beautiful
Me: “Swan, look that way.” Her: “Okay, but why?”
“Because I need to pee!”
Back in time to see the final goodie bags being dispensed.

On the way back home, we stopped at a roadside viewpoint.

The view from there. That’s Kalaklan Ridge in the hazy distance.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. But it was a nice morning helping the folks who made this event possible by putting in the time and effort to gather the food and toys and demonstrate the season’s spirit.

Of course, the day was far from over for us. We took a nap, I blogged, and then we headed out for some beach time. Our first stop was the seldom-visited McCoy’s. We know one of the staff there, and she wanted to talk to us about some Baloy beachfront properties for lease. Well, I’d love to set Swan up with the Rite Spot On The Beach, but it’s really just a dream. What she showed us yesterday was way too much money for something that wouldn’t suit our purposes. No expectations, so no disappointment. I’d probably jump at the chance to convert McCoy’s into something viable, but the current owner is not interested in letting it go.

I saw some pussy eating during my visit to McCoy’s.

We went next door to the new Baywatch venue to see how they are progressing. Hmm. The downstairs bar/restaurant is still vacant. The door leading to the upstairs bar was open, so we climbed up there to have a look. Um, we walked in, and nobody was there. I don’t mean there weren’t customers; I didn’t expect any. There was no staff present to serve us. I guess they were closed but hadn’t bothered to lock the place up or something. Meanwhile, they had a videoke machine set up in the open outdoor area downstairs, and someone was blasting bad singing at high volume. Nope, I wouldn’t have stayed even if they were open for business. It seems to me this venue has taken a GIANT step backward.

So, now what? Swan likes a barefoot beach stroll, so I suggested we head down the beach to Laharnyz. And, of course, she was all-in for that idea.

A girl in her element
This homeless foreigner was walking on the beach.
The Laharnyz bartender called out to him and gave him a plate of food. Man, what a life that must be.
You can see the floating bar from here

I have come to really like the vibe at Laharnyz. I confessed to Swan that I enjoy it more than Kon-Tiki, except they don’t have food service (I guess unless you are homeless). Swan said she likes the view here better, and when we get hungry, we can always walk up the beach to Treasure Island. And when the hunger pangs came, that’s just what we did.

And on our way to Treasure Island, we passed by a brand new venue on the beach.

Now, this place has potential. We briefly chatted with the man behind the bar, who said their hours are from 8 p.m. until 2 a.m. Hmm. Well, that doesn’t work for me, but good luck with that.
I’m not even sure what this place’s name is. Perhaps they have signage out front on the street.
And remember that moon in the sky, I’ll get back to that soon.

So, we shared a platter of chicken wings at Treasure Island and enjoyed some live music from the Engine Band. Then we headed home, where my gelatin dessert was waiting for me. And so ended a different kind of day, but a satisfying one.

Now, there is something to be said for my “early to bed, early to rise” lifestyle. While we were on the beach, I had the pleasure to witness this:

I never get tired of watching the sun go down

This morning, I woke up even earlier than usual and was rewarded with this vision outside my window:

That moon I had seen from the beach must have followed me home
And by golly, I was in for a moonset!
And it wasn’t done yet!
Yep, it was coming out of the cloud and heading for the mountain
Nothing like being treated to a double moonset!
Thanks for the wake-up show!

Oh, Pubic Head posted this picture from Friday’s Hash Christmas party:

The only contest I participated in involved swinging an eggplant and knocking a bottle across the finish line. I beat Swan, and our team won the match!

I got hungry at the feeding and snacked on four small pieces of candy. When I looked up the calorie count later, they were 45 calories each! Ouch!

I still managed to stay on track overall.

Today’s entry in the Korea chapter of The Story of My Life comes from January 2005 and tells the tale of my very first weekend in Itaewon. One tale I didn’t tell (I was still married to wife #3 at the time) involved my first experience with lady drinks. I no longer recall the name of the bar, but it was open in the afternoon, and I needed to pee, so in I went. After taking care of that business, I sat down at the bar and ordered a beer. A few minutes later, a friendly gal came and sat next to me, and we began to chat. Since I was a newcomer, she gave me information on places to see and things to do in Korea. Being the gentleman that I was, when I ordered another beer, I asked if she would like a drink. She gladly accepted my offer. We sat there for a couple more hours talking and drinking, and it was all quite enjoyable. I was surprised how a random Korean female could be so kind to a stranger. And when it was time for me to pay up and head back to the Army base (I was staying at the Dragon Hill Lodge), I got my tab and about had a heart attack. It was $300! WTF? Turns out, her drinks were twenty bucks each! Well, it’s a good thing I had a credit card in my wallet. An expensive lesson, but tuition in the school of experience is never cheap! You can click the link above if you’d like to hear about my house hunting and first dining experience in a traditional Korean restaurant.

Ain’t it the truth:

The dark ages are right around the corner

My dating days are hopefully over and done with, but for any readers who may still be searching for “the one,” The Filipina Pea has some insights and advice on dating Filipinas. Good luck to you!

To the humor we must go:

I thought this was funny (I used to live in Arkansas, a whole other chapter in my life story):

A Letter From A Redneck Mother To Her Son

Dear Son,

I’m writing this slow ’cause I know you can’t read fast. We don’t live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved. Won’t be able to send you the address as the last Arkansas family that lived here took the numbers with them for their house, so they wouldn’t have to change their address.

This place has a washing machine. The first day I put four shirts in it, pulled the chain and haven’t seen ’em since.

It only rained twice this week, three days the first time and four days the second time.

The coat you wanted me to send to you, Aunt Sue said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with them heavy buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.

We got a bill from the funeral home, and it said if we didn’t make the final payment on Grandma’s funderal bill, up she comes.

About your sister, she had a baby this morning. I haven’t found out whether if it is a boy or a girl so don’t know if you are an Aunt or Uncle.

Your Uncle John fell in the whiskey vat. Some men tried to get him out, but he fought them off playfully, so he drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pickup. One was driving and the other two were in the back. The driver got out. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. The other 2 drowned. They couldn’t get the tail gate down.

Not much more news this time. Nothing much happened. If you don’t get this letter, please let me know and I will send another one.

Love, Ma

Hope this one is not too spicy.
It took me WAY too long to get this one.

Alrighty, then. Time for me to feed the Hideaway girls. Then I’ll join my lovely lady for dinner at John’s place. I’ll be back with more tomorrow.

We wish you a Hashy Christmas!

Another fun-filled day doing the things I enjoy the most–hiking and drinking!

Only five came out for our pre-party hike
Kept it simple with a stroll on the My Bitch trail.
Grassy
Not so grassy
The Easter Mountain view
Chicken on a stick
Thanksgiving survivor
A cookie delivery
The view from here

And then things took a turn. The females (mom and daughter) took the route down Rizal Extension because that’s where they live. Us menfolk continued on to the trail that used to lead down to Marian Hills. Except the trail is no longer there. Someone has fenced it off. We tried to find a way around unsuccessfully, so we retreated and looked for a different route down. I tried to find a path I had taken in the past, but things were overgrown and unfamiliar. We did our best, including some bushwhacking, and eventually found a route back down to our intended destination.

It’s all downhill from here, boys
I’ve thought that marking a trail with these ribbons is tantamount to littering because they don’t wash away like other markings. Yesterday, it was a relief to see that we had found an actual Hash trail from the past.
Back on flat ground at last
A tad over 6K all told

Back home for some rest and a shower, then Swan and I departed for the Hash Christmas party at Rowena’s Beach Resort in Barretto. The party (and drinking) started at 1:00, which is way too early for me, but Christmas parties only happen once a year, so I got into the spirits.

That would be us
Our compadres in crime
Hanging with the boys
And the gals did their thing
Yogini manned the grill, firing up some sausages and pork chops
Everything came out tasty
Chillaxin’ with my gal
And then the games commenced. This one involved feeding a banana to a teammate while blindfolded
And this was a contest to see which guy sucked the best
Time was passing
Clothes were dispensed with
And bikini dancing commenced
By nightfall, I was feeling no pain. And Swan was drunker than I was, a rare event.

We triked on home before we had anything to regret in the morning.

My pudding was delivered in my absence. I’m glad I had the foresight to leave the money on the counter—seventeen boxes for 3500 pesos.
But last night’s dessert was gelatin

Is there any shame in admitting I went to bed at 7:30?

Twelve San Mig Zeros and still managed to come in under the calorie cap. Unless I counted wrong.

Today, I have a post from the travel chapter in The Story of My Life. Twenty years ago, my then-wife and I took a trip to Istanbul, Turkey. It was unlike any place I’d ever been, and I really enjoyed the adventure.

Eight years ago, I was supervising the Christmas decoration installation in our office on Yongsan Garrison.

Today’s YouTube video is about another expat loser in the Philippines. I can’t imagine allowing myself to suffer the consequences that are for the most part self-inflicted.

And on to the humor:

Makes me wonder where that dinner came from…
Must have been a tight squeeze
Seeing that made them hard as stone

I had a surprise to start the day. Swan asked me to join her at an RSL charity event in the Cawag area. I’d been in the vicinity before, but never that far out. I’ll have pictures of that experience to share here tomorrow. And now, Baloy Beach is in my immediate future. More on that tomorrow as well.

Time to party

I have the Friday group hike coming up at 0900, and the Hash Christmas party is a 1:00, so it is now or never if I’m going to dispense my daily dose of bullshit here at LTG. So, let’s get to it.

At my age, every day is special, and yesterday was no exception. That’s not to say I did anything special, but I still enjoyed filling in the hours, however comfortably and well. We did a walk to the Subic Market and dispensed some sweets to the children we encountered along the way. Swan picked up her Christmas present from me while we were there. Later, we enjoyed a nice dinner at Jewel Cafe and some liquid refreshments in the Green Room afterward. Yep, just another typical day in paradise. Here’s some of what it looked like:

Heading out for our trek
Beth, head waitress at Wet Spot, joined us for the hike
First delivery of the day
The writing on the wall. Something doesn’t add up here.
As close as we got to Easter Mountain this time.
You are welcome!
We didn’t expect to see so many kids out on a school day. Not sure what’s up with that.
On the streets of Calapacuan
A scenic river
Walking the plank
A peaceful fish pond
Highway walking with a couple of slowpokes
The back way to the market is more pleasant than the highway
He was born when I was in high school. Way too young to go.
And there is the Subic Market in the distance
Subic town
The goodies for this week’s Candy Walk
My walk app offers three sets of maps from which to choose. This is the satellite version.
The standard version
And my favorite is the hybrid. Our journey was just a tad under 8K yesterday.

And here is my gift to Swan:

An electric vehicle. Practically a steal at just over $1500.00.
Front and rear seating
The rear-end
And the dashboard

To be honest, I’m a little worried about her driving this on the highway. Traffic moves fast, and these are slow. But she is a grown-up with a driver’s license, so hopefully, she’ll exercise good judgment on the road.

When it was time to head into town, we walked. Walk out, trike home is just the way I roll.

Beauty in the sky
Beauty on the street
Beauty on the dinner plate.

We both had the Jewel filet mignon for 499 pesos each. It’s a small cut but very tasty. The last time we ate these, they had gravy on the meat; this time, I ordered it on the side. And plopping the steak on top of the mashed potatoes was something I’d never seen. It was easy enough to move it, but it just seemed strange.

So, I calculated that I could afford to indulge the potato calories. I limited my evening intake to six gin and sodas. And when I got home, I discovered I was out of my preferred sugar-free pudding dessert. So, I made a batch of blueberry/pineapple smoothies instead.

And that put me over the top. Oops. Well, my pudding order should arrive tomorrow, and Swan made some sugar-free gelatin for tonight.

And the Friday weigh-in results:

  • Today’s weight: 240.6
  • Last week: 245.2
  • Reduction: 4.6 pounds.
  • Starting weight: 267.1
  • Overall reduction: 26.5 pounds

Slow but steady progress. At least I’m moving in the right direction.

Today’s memories courtesy of Facebook:

Eleven years ago, I was enjoying suburban life in my Columbia, SC house. Damn, don’t it always seem to go that you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone…
Nine years ago, there was a parade in Itaewon to celebrate the birth of the pedophile Mohammed. I got in trouble at work for calling him that on my blog. But how else do you describe someone who married a 12-year-old?

No time for me to parse a YouTube video today. Sorry!

I do have these tidbits of humor to share:

Dude, nothing beats the real thing!
More proof that size doesn’t matter.
Anything is possible, Spock.

And that’s all for now, folks. Back tomorrow (I hope).

The story of my life

It was twenty years ago today when Long Time Gone was born into the blogosphere. What a ride it has been! Of course, things seldom go as planned, but I had no clue at the time that the journey I was about to embark on would completely and irrevocably change everything and lead me to places beyond my wildest imagination. In my “do-over” afterlife fantasy, there are many things I would change, but making the move to Korea and leaving my vanilla American life behind forever is not one of them. Here’s what I had to say twenty years ago in my first blog post, “And So It Begins”:

I’m moving to Seoul, Korea. Although the general consensus among family and friends is that I’ve lost my mind (which I don’t necessarily deny), this is something of a calling for me. One of my biggest regrets in life was not serving in the military. My father and two brothers are Army vets. My daughter is currently serving her second tour in Afghanistan with the 82nd Airborne. I am incredibly proud of her and all our troops who are sacrificing so much to defend our freedom and to bring freedom from tyranny to others. Sitting on the sidelines watching these incredible men and women making a difference in the world has only exacerbated my desire to find some tangible way to make a contribution in support of our military. Of course, at 49 my options are somewhat limited. I have been a federal civilian employee for over 28 years, and so for the past several months I have been applying for civilian jobs with the Department of Defense. I was not selected for a position I applied for in Iraq, but the Army offered me a job in South Korea and I have accepted. I don’t presume to think that doing a civilian gig in Seoul is heroic or particularly self-sacrificing, but if in some small way I can play a part in our national defense, I am proud to do so.

Ok, that’s the altruistic reason for going, such as it is. On a more personal level, I have lived a very comfortable life. Too comfortable perhaps. The chance to live and work overseas in a totally alien culture seems to be an exciting opportunity to get out of my box and experience a new lifestyle. Yes, I am looking forward to the adventure. Of course, the nature of adventure is the not knowing how things will turn out. I know I will miss my family and friends and everything that is familiar and wonderfully American. I have made a two-year commitment to the Army, and if I am miserable and lost and lonely, well I will deal with it and learn what I can from the experience. Going in, I have a positive attitude and believe that I have the power to determine what I gain and how I grow as I live this new life.

So, this blog will serve as a diary of my life in Korea. It will be a place where I share my thoughts on what I am seeing, doing, and learning. And since I am fairly political and opinionated, there will likely be some commentary on my views on world events. I have been a blog reader since I discovered the blogosphere shortly after 9/11. This is my first attempt at writing a blog, and that will be part of the adventure I am undertaking.

My original intent when starting LTG was to have an easy way to stay in touch and share with my friends and family back home what was happening in my Korean life. These days, no one from those long ago times reads the blog or cares about me and my so-called life here in the Philippines. Everything changes, but this journey of mine still goes on until I finally reach the end of my road. And I intend to keep writing this public diary of mine even if no one cares enough to read it. I know I have a handful of loyal followers, and that means a lot to me, even if your reward is being subjected to my daily dose of drivel. Thank you!

I have occasionally fantasized about writing the story of my life. Perhaps one day, my descendants will want to learn more about that crazy relative who left everything behind and moved to Asia. In some ways, this blog fulfills that purpose. My plan now is to spend the next few months scrolling through the archives for the rare post that might be worthy of inclusion in my unwritten autobiography. I’ve created a new tag, “The story of my life,” to add to those posts so they will be easy to find in the future. And I’ll share a link to those stories with my readers as I find them.

Over the past twenty years, I have written 5,326 posts and received 17,181 comments. Happy blogiversary! I hope you’ll stick around to see what happens next.

And here’s what happened yesterday:

The morning dog walk to start the day

And then it was time for the Wednesday Walkers group hike. We took a Jeepney out to the far side of Subic and commenced our hike from there.

Out of the Jeepney
And off we go!
Leaving the city behind
Catching up after a pee stop
Bushy grasses would be our bane for much of the hike
Mostly flat, but this was a tricky down
We last came this way in March. It wasn’t so overgrown with plant life back then.
Ah, the wide-open spaces!
It’s so much easier to walk on the dirt road. It didn’t last long, though.
Working the fields
Graffiti, Filipino-style
Village life
The road’s gone, but the grass is low for now.
Lollipop delivery
Pausing for the group shot. Biggest turnout we’ve had for a while.
A hard-working carabao
Life on the farm
Marching single file
It held her!
And then it got wet and muddy
How muddy? This muddy.
We needed to cross the river, but some of us wanted a better option for doing so.
Washing the mud off our shoes was an added benefit
The carabao didn’t mind us passing through his turf
That bridge most of us didn’t take
These two gals did, though
Well done, Beth
This cow was a little freaked out seeing us pass through. At least he ran the other way instead of at us.
And then there was another water crossing
No dry shoe option this time
Through the fields we go
It seems strange to grow a crop in the riverbed, but whatever it takes
Slippin’ on down to the river
And then wading across
There is freedom in wet feet–you don’t have to care anymore.
Through another small village
Then back on the pavement
All the Jeepneys passing by were full
But then we were able to flag down a passing Victory Line and rode back to Barretto in comfort
Just about 6.5K from start to finish

Swan and I killed the evening hours with visits to It Doesn’t Matter and a nightcap at Wet Spot.

I made it, but just barely.

Remembering when we were a family:

Both my brothers are still alive; I just never hear from them anymore.

And now for a taste of politics:

Funny and sad how that works

In today’s YouTube video, Reekay recounts the sad tale of expat Ted. I spend more than I should and have depleted a sizeable chunk of my savings, but that monthly government pension deposit is ample to keep me living large—at least until the USA goes bankrupt. Avoiding four years of Kamala spending might be the miracle we’ve needed.

And some humor, if you please:

That kid is going places!
Time to wrap it up, Kirk
Maybe it’s a hump too far

Anyway, here’s to hoping it will be a Long Time Gone before my blogging days are over. I ain’t in no hurry to give it up.

The sands of time

The hourglass that is your lifetime comes in many sizes; in most cases, the bigger, the better. If a grain of sand is the equivalent to a day in the life, here’s what my particle of yesterday looked like:

Feeling like a king doing the grocery shopping at Royal.
A discounted Nativity scene. Yeah, I don’t believe that story either.
Home from shopping, I embarked on a 4K neighborhood walk on the streets of Alta Vista.

Then, I was off to an appointment with Dr. Jo for the second installment of my chelation therapy. Other than getting a needle poke for the injection, it was pretty painless. This will likely be a regular event for the next several weeks. It’s 2000 pesos a pop, but if it helps clear those blocked arteries, it is worth the time and money.

It being Tuesday, Baloy Beach was next on our agenda.

Toes in the sand again
The floating bar view. As I expected, the cloud cover precluded seeing the sunset.
A gin and soda night for me
A batch of my brownies for the brown knees on board
Swan and Lizza (the Kokomo owner’s spouse)
A quiet Tuesday on the beach, but it was surprisingly busy on the floating bar
I didn’t get to see the sun go down behind the mountain, but it left a colorful sky for me to enjoy
Goodbye until next week
Next stop, Treasure Island
Swan had tacos for dinner
And I couldn’t resist the beef enchiladas. I only ate one last night and saved the other for breakfast. That’s how you divide and conquer those calories!

So, I mentioned a while back that Swan had bought some almond flour and keto sugar. Yesterday, she put her new ingredients to work and baked a carrot cake.

It came out looking like a regular carrot cake does.
This slice was my dessert when we got home last night.

I’m sorry to say, looks can be deceiving. It tasted dry and unsweet, lacking the flavorful richness I’m accustomed to. That small slice cost me 180 calories, and it was unsatisfying to my sweet tooth. Needless to say, I won’t be tempted to indulge again.

Another under-budget day

One year ago, the next step in my recovery from nasal nodule surgery was removing the internal bandages.

Not a pretty sight and it was painful as well.

Today’s YouTube video is from one of my favorite vloggers, The Filipina Pea. In this installment, she responds to viewers’ emails in a fashion reminiscent of Dear Abby. Some of the situations these guys get into with their Filipinas are so bad as to be almost funny. Not that I have any room to talk. My biggest diversion (perversion?) was dating the eighteen-year-old and not grasping how weird it truly was until my granddaughter celebrated her eighteenth birthday. Nope, I couldn’t continue on that road after that. Still, I never even considered asking out the mother of a girl I had been dating like one of Pea’s fans. Pea is wise beyond her years in the advice she provides.

If that wasn’t funny enough, how about these:

That’s one of my old jokes, captured in a meme. Oh well, I stole it from somewhere anyway. My version was: Forget the past; it can’t be changed. Forget the future; it’s a mystery. Forget the present, I didn’t get you one.
I guess that’s one form of dating
It seems Olive is always trying to make it hard on Popeye.

So, I had a good hike this morning and have no plans as yet for this evening. Something special is coming here to LTG tomorrow. I hope you’ll come back and read all about it.

Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future

That really gets my goat!

It was a good Hash trail yesterday, especially since our shortcuts preempted the main hill climb. Most of the trail we did was through familiar territory, and as usual, Leech My Nuggets did an excellent job marking our path, so there were no wrong turns. There was, however, a butthead on the trail that tried to fuck things up for us. Thankfully, we avoided the worst of his aggression, but Pubic Head took a painful hit that knocked him to the ground and left him bruised. You just never know when some mean fucker is going to attack as you innocently walk by. Sure, you can play it safe and give a carabao a wide berth, but you don’t expect a goat to turn on you. In this case, the goat was tied next to our narrow path, and there was no room for a walkaround. Pubic Head was leading the way and was surprised to suddenly come under attack. As I approached the scene, the goat turned and came towards me. I gave him a whack on the head with my walking stick; he paused, then put his head down and pushed towards me once more, so I hit him again. We seemed to be at an impasse, but then one of the group yanked his rope, and the goat retreated, allowing us to make our escape. Later, we ran out of beer before the Hash Circle was over. Two fuck ups in one Hash sucks. Oh well, it could have been worse. I didn’t get impaled or impaired, as I was limited to Zero beers—six of them.

The Hash trail started at the 7-Eleven in Matain. We walked there from Barretto, adding around two kilometers to the grind. You can see how much the gals that accompanied me enjoyed it!
The gathering Hash
I thought crossing the highway would be the most dangerous part of the hike. I was blissfully unaware of the goat fuck to come.
The rare shot of me leading the pack. It lasted for all of fifty yards or so.
The first climb of the day
Come on up, the weather’s fine!
Back on the flat
Woodsy
Streetwalkers
Onward we trudge
Man on a hot tin roof
Cums Alone doing her thing
Feeling a little down
More kids along the way
And now, a stroll through the valley
Walkin’ the line
Not much margin for error
This was a wicked combination of water, mud, and barbed wire.
As we were passing through the Divine Mercy graveyard, Cums Alone left the road. When I asked where she was going, she told me, “To see my mom.”
She left a wildflower she had picked on the gravestone
My first Easter Mountain shot of the day
I was in the process of taking this photo when I heard a shout, and the group came to a halt. As I approached, Pubic Head was just getting up off the ground.
Then, it was my turn to confront the deranged goat. I gave him a couple of whacks, but he didn’t back off. Fortunately, when someone tugged on his rope, he retreated without further incident.
And then we had a river crossing
The freedom of wet feet
Another Easter Mountain view
Back on the relative safety of the wide open road
Three years older than me when her time was up.
Heading up into Alta Vista
Three different trails have gone this way, but #1631 is the one that mattered yesterday
On-Home at Leech My Nuggets’ place
Hanging out before the Circle
The Circle
Deflowering a virgin
This week the Hashit went to Tiny Cunt Fucker
The way it was—8K for the yellow and 6K with our shortcuts in purple. I added 2K with the walk from my place.

As I mentioned, the beer ran out before the Hash was over. Since we were already in Alta Vista, we went home instead of visiting IDM. Walking in the dark, even for a short distance, wasn’t fun. But we made it without a fall, so there’s that. A burger patty for dinner, then viewing some crappy YouTube videos before calling it a night.

Back on track

I’m looking better than I was one year ago:

Breathing better now that those nose nodules have been removed

Today’s YouTube video is entitled “Five Minutes of Your Life You’ll Never Get Back.” Since I invested five minutes of my precious time, here’s your opportunity to do the same. It’s a video from a trike ride through the streets of Angeles City. There is no commentary whatsoever. Being a sometimes visitor to AC, I recognized some of the scenes. It didn’t make me miss it there, though.

To the humor, then:

It looks more like a tongue-lashing
‘Tis the season
If she wasn’t on the naughty list, she is now!

I’ll be visiting Dr. Jo this afternoon for round two of my chelation therapy. Then, we’ll move on to Baloy Beach for our Tuesday floating bar experience. Back with more on this tomorrow.

I’ll be visiting Dr. Jo this afternoon for round two of my chelation therapy. Then, we’ll move on to Baloy Beach for our Tuesday floating bar experience. Back with more on this tomorrow.

Weekend wrap-up

Goodbye to you, Pozorrubio. Perhaps we will meet again next year.
Well I woke up Sunday mornin', with no way to hold my head that didn't hurt
And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more, for dessert
Then I fumbled through my closet, for my clothes and found my cleanest dirty shirt
And I shaved my face and combed my hair and, stumbled down the stairs to meet the day

I’m no Kris Kristofferson, so after my forgotten Saturday night, my head didn’t hurt, and I didn’t have a beer for breakfast. Maybe I should have.

Remnants from my drunken shopping at 7-Eleven the night before sufficed for my Sunday morning breakfast. Actually, the Snickers bar is “only” 279 calories, and it satisfied my hunger until we were back home for a proper lunch.

We rode home with Tiny Cunt (Keith) and his girl for a comfortable two-and-a-half-hour trip. Along the way, we passed the cleanest city in the Philippines.

Sorry for the blurry photo; it was taken at high speed on the expressway. I’ve heard lots of talk about Concepcion being “immaculate.” (Yes, I went through all that effort just to make this lame joke, but that’s the way I roll.)

Anyway, we arrived home a little after eleven. Swan prepared a nice ribeye steak and broccoli lunch, and then I got to work on yesterday’s massive post. When I finished that, it was time to prepare myself for my Sunday evening endeavors.

Dinner for the five Hideaway gals delivered from Jewel Cafe lightened my wallet by 1500 pesos.

Hideaway had a decent crowd, so that was good to see. The girls enjoyed their food and thanked me profusely. I had two gin and sodas, then headed across the highway to John’s Place for dinner with my sweetheart.

That would be her.
The view from John’s when I arrived.
And a bit later after sundown.
I continued my calorie splurge by satisfying my craving for birria tacos. Three to a serving, but I gave one of them to Swan, thereby limiting the damage to 400 calories. Oh, and I washed it down with a gin and soda.

With dinner over and done with, we moseyed up the highway to The Green Room to enjoy our nightcap. Swan brought some of John’s delicious chicken wings to share with our favorites there. Three more gin and sodas, and we called it a night. I satiated my sweet tooth with some canned cranberries, then hit the hay.

That’s three days in a row I exceeded my calorie goal. I’ll try to do better this week.
And eat less!

Here are a few other photos from my weekend on the farm:

The hotel we stayed in this year. Last year at The Mansion was more to my liking.
Is it RDT or J’adore Grand? If they don’t know, I sure as hell don’t, although the trike drivers call it RDT.
A view from my third-floor room. The room wasn’t much better, and the wifi sucked.
That’s our room with the towels in the window. I told Swan the housekeeper would bring fresh towels, and Swan said, “What if no one comes to clean?” Turns out, she was right.
Heading out to start our Saturday with Haggis Bash Hash. If you read yesterday’s post, you already know how it ended for me.
Our Hash host and farm owner, Honeydew.
Christmas decorations down on the farm. Well, I brought the lady with me.
That’s my fat gut at the Friday circle
And my drunk ass at Saturday night’s after-Hash gathering of the Subic Bay contingent.

So, been there, done that, got the t-shirt:

And life goes on until it doesn’t.

Speaking of which, this was my life twelve years ago:

A cigarette in my hand and a wife at my side. Everything changes, not always for the better.

It was good to see that our soon-to-be former President is being appropriately honored by the USPS:

Today’s YouTube video once again raises the question of why some folks are quitting the Philippines. I don’t know anyone bailing for other than medical issues, but maybe my circle knew the things the vlogger identifies and came anyway. I know nothing here took me by surprise. Sure, there are frustrations, but that would be true wherever I lived.

And now the jokes are on me:

Sounds more like “All In The Family” than “Star Trek”
Talk about an asswhuppin’
And now we’ve covered both sides of the spectrum

Hash Monday has arrived once again. Leech My Nuggets is the Hare, and the On-Home will take place at his house here in Alta Vista. Leech is one of the best when it comes to a well-marked trail, which I always appreciate. He also provided my fellow short cutter, Pubic Head, with a map in advance so we could plot our deviations. And so we have done. I’ll let you know how that works out for us tomorrow.

I came across today’s music video in my Facebook memories. Arizona was the best place I’ve ever lived (at least in the USA), and this song has always had a special place in my heart. It’s from the opening credits of the movie Junior Bonner and was filmed in Prescott, the town where I used to live. The songwriter and performer, Rod Hart, played in a bar band in Prescott and I had the pleasure of seeing him perform live on several occasions. Give it a listen:

Morning, Arizona morning
Almost sets me free
Makes me glad to be alive
Wondering, why I started wandering
Should have stayed right here
Underneath the clear blue skies

Sadness, changing now to gladness
With the rustle of the breeze
Through the pinon trees where I lay
In the morning, Arizona morning
A place where I can smile
And see a hundred miles away

The birds are flying high above the morning
Singing to the colors of the dawn
And in my mind, I hear a gentle warning
You've been a rounder and a rambler much too long
And a rover, wishing it was over
All my battles won, resting in the sun this way

In the morning, Arizona morning
Coming home today, wishing I could stay
Wishing I could stay

Here’s the movie (slightly shorter) version that I had posted on Facebook all those years ago:

And I also came across this short video talking about some of the backstage shenanigans that resulted in a bar band performer doing the opening song in a Sam Peckinpah film:

A long hard one

Get your mind out of the gutter; I’m not talking about THAT! It was a busy and full Saturday at the Haggis Hash. There were two trail options for the morning hike–a short 3.5K trail or a long 9.5K version. I was hoping for something in between, but since I was unfamiliar with the area, shortcutting wasn’t a consideration. As we departed, I still hadn’t made up my mind about what I was going to do. And then when we reached the spot where the short trail diverged, I impulsively decided to go the distance and do the long trail. Shocking, I know. Swan came along with me, but I sensed she wasn’t happy about it initially. But she came around as we shared the adventure. It took us over two hours to finish the well-marked trail, but surprisingly, we finished ahead of four other Hashers. Here are some photos of our journey:

Gathering at the start
On-On!
The middle of the pack
And the back of the pack, where I tend to hang out
The goats seemed surprised to see us
There go the short trail takers
And that’s the way ahead for the long walkers. The majority of this group is already so far in front of us that they are out of sight.
A couple of Hashers are still in view up ahead, but that didn’t last long. For most of the remainder of the hike, it was just the two of us. Thankfully, the Hare did a great job marking the trail, and Swan has sharp eyes and saw the marks I missed.
The first kids we saw on the hike. And yes, we had goodies to share.
Farm country is flat and that’s a feature I like
I thought this decrepit building was unoccupied until I saw the laundry hung out to dry.
And we were surprised to see an old woman in a wheelchair inside. That’s Swan giving the granny some cookies.
It was a hot day, and occasional spots with shade were refreshing
More kids receiving the cookie bounty
The Hare used strips of tissue paper for trail markings, which could be seen from a distance and helped to keep us on the right path. That’s better than the ribbons sometimes used at the Subic Hash because the paper is biodegradable and will disappear after some rain.
A shady spot pause
Ah, the proverbial rickety bridge crossing. This one doesn’t look very strong or sturdy,
Swan is only half my size
It was dicey in places, but I made it across
Swimming in the river
Still going strong
Wife says, “you can have a truck or a motorcycle, but not both!”
Well, looky there, other Hashers! Turns out they had missed a turn and had to backtrack allowing us to get ahead of them.
The first water crossing of the day
Swan wasn’t happy about getting her shoes wet
We gave this cow plenty of room as we passed
A brief walk in the woods
And then back out in the sunny fields
The Hare is fucking with us at about the halfway point in our journey. “Walang” means none.
Not as impressive as the dams on Kevin’s walk, but this is the Philippines.
More kids to please
Walking on the rocky riverside
And then walking in the river
Flirting with my girlfriend?
I’ll take that as a good sign
Now I’m motivated!
I recognize that windmill! Our Haggis On-Home farm is in sight!
I don’t recall any Hash trail I’ve done longer than this one. Glad it was flat!
The way we walked.

The hiking was done, but the Haggis festivities were just beginning. It started with a hamburger lunch. I skipped the buns but had two patties and some potato salad. I drank tea with the meal, knowing that I had several hours to go and the beer could wait. When we moved outside for the games, I started on the beer but worked hard at slowing down my usual rate of consumption. I was also feeling tired, in part from the hike but also because it was the time of day I normally nap. I elected not to participate in the Haggis games, instead finding a shady spot to sit and sip my beer.

I occasionally got my lazy ass up to check how the games were going. This was the piggyback race.
Swan and her partner in the sack race.
Swan’s team finished second
I’d never seen an event quite like this one. The girls are blindfolded and pass buckets of water by pouring it into the bucket being held behind them. It was kind of fun to watch.
Not surprisingly, most of them ended up wet.

So, the games went on for a couple of hours, and then it was finally time to begin the Hash Circle. They don’t do ice at the Haggis Hash, but they did employ a “bucket brigade” to toss water on Hashers when called upon to do so. I got my turn to be drenched before the circle ended.

My view at the Circle. There must have been more than a hundred Hashers in attendance.
We were served “Scottish eggs” as a snack at the Circle.
The bucket brigade in action
Me after my drenching

After a long-ass Circle finally ended, we moved back inside for the dinner.

The bagpipe man
The bagpiper led the procession to kick off the dinner. A short speech was made in a thick Scottish brogue that I didn’t understand a word of.
Everyone was provided this small serving of haggis with some sweet potato. There was also a full-fledged dinner buffet, so no one went home hungry.

I arrived at the farm around 9 a.m. We started the trail at 10 and finished around 12:30. I had my first beer a little after 1:00. The games finished after four o’clock, and the circle went on until 6:30. Dinner was served at 7 p.m. We left the Hash sometime after 8:00 but didn’t return directly to the hotel. Instead, we stopped in town at a beer garden. I don’t recall whose idea that was.

The Subic contingent and buckets of beer.
And we were serenaded at our table by this duo.

That’s all I remember. I woke up in my hotel bed at 6:30 this morning, which is sleeping in for me. Swan gave me a Coke Zero to drink, and I asked her where it came from. She said we stopped at the 7-Eleven on the way to the room. How did we get back? She said we took a trike. It’s all a blank page; the last thing I remember is being at the beer garden. Apparently, we didn’t leave the beer garden until around ten p.m., an hour past my bedtime.

A long day with too much of a good thing and higher-potency beer didn’t help matters. I’m glad I didn’t do anything stupid, and December 7 will not be my personal day of infamy.

I only remember twelve beers. Who knows what happened after that?

Five years ago, I was attending my first-ever Haggis Hash, this one in La Union:

The haggis before it was cooked. I eat it and try not to think about where it comes from. Tastes alright, but I’ll never crave it. Maybe I’m not of Scottish heritage after all.

In today’s YouTube video, the Filipina Pea takes the 4B movement to task. Funny to see a Filipina point out the ignorance of women who think they are better than her.

And some humor:

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!
I’d tell her no, but I can do you doggy-style
It’s all in the stars

Back home again and embarking on the Sunday routines, starting with the Hideaway feeding. Then, I’ll be treating Swan to Sunday dinner at John’s Place. Then we shall see. No beer tonight; that’s a promise!

Back to my Scottish roots

Such as they are. Greetings from the Haggis Hash! The event is being held at the farm of our Hasher host here in Pozzorubio, and day one was very nicely done. A full day of Hashing and drinking (but I repeat myself) lies ahead, so I’m going to just slap up some photos from yesterday as I need to hurry and prepare myself for today’s adventure.

Back for the second time
We completed our registration and received the gift bags, including a new Hash shirt.
Camping out is an option I have no interest in, but quite a few folks took advantage of the opportunity.
My dad always said we were Scotch-Irish.
We even have our own clan. My branch added an “e” somewhere along the way
He hopes to be a man again.
The Subic Bay Hash House Harriers contingent
The Hare providing last minute guidance before the hiking commences
And we are On-On!
Yesterday’s trail was only 5K and mostly flat, just what I like! Longer options are in store for today
Into the unknown. There is an element of excitement in being in a new environment.
Some wide open spaces
A tree I liked
The first cookie delivery of the day
A walk on the not-so-wild side
Walk towards the light!
Lollipops for these two
The only dicey bridge crossing of the day
Reminded me of my Arizona days
Bringing some sweetness to their day
Swan was feeling a little corny
The back way
A Thai outpost?
Turns out this is a resort where some Hashers are staying. Strangely, I didn’t see any signage.
There were three or four drink stops along the way. I took a pass–I try to keep my walkaholic life separate from my alcoholic one.
Falling behind
Through the fields we go
No hill climbs yesterday. We’ll see what happens today.
Rural beauty
The trail ended here.
Beer and an empanada snack awaited our arrival.
Cloud cover
I *think* this is a mango grove
The trail we walked.

Then it was back to the farmstead for the Haggis Hash circle.

You can’t have a farm without a windmill, right?
Circle up!
Bagpipes to kick off the event
They don’t do ice here, but they do have punishments
These gals didn’t wear Hash attire, so they were paraded around the circle, and we voted for the hottest one.
I found her to have the best ASSets.
A fire to light the circle
And then dinner was served—a pork stew. I had mine without the rice. The Haggis will be served tonight.

San Miguel Zero beer was not available, so I had to go with the stronger and more caloric San Mig Light. I drank my money’s worth again, and then we found a trike to take us back to our hotel.

Oops! Well, I am on vacation after all.

Okay, I got to get ready, so no memories, YouTube, or bad jokes today. Sorry!

Before I go

In a rush this morning before my departure for the weekend adventure at the Haggis Hash up north in Pangasinan. The low down on yesterday was taking Swan on her longest hike yet…nearly 10K. The best moment for me was when she told me she had been ready to quit as we walked uphill on the highway at about the 6K point, but once we started strolling along the riverside, it was fun again. We finished up at a restaurant in Calapandayan we’ve been wanting to try and enjoyed our meals and the view.

Heading out. Swan knew we were going to Subic town but didn’t know we were going the back way, which is about twice as far.
These are customers from our Sunday Candy Walk. The mother asked Swan to be a Godmother to her baby, and Swan agreed to do so.
Can you see the cabin in the woods?
Flowers are on de vine!
These are pretty, too
It had been months since Swan passed this way, but that kid (see him?) saw her and came running
Swan did some heavy lifting on this hike
Rice fields are ready for planting
Over Bridge #4
River crossing
The ass side of Easter Mountain
The road where Swan began to lose her enthusiasm for the hike
Still a long way to go
Getting it done
Be grateful for all that you have
On the riverside
Coming to a beach near me soon
What a coincidence. Both were born in January 1958, and both died this past week. Both are younger than me, too. RIP.
Can you guess what I read when I first saw this sign?
Off the highway and into an alley for a much more serene walk
A narrow passage back to the highway
And then lunch at Ezekiels
It was good with my girlfriend, too
Bayside views
Bayside living
Bayside dining
As seen from our table
Some of the menu selections
Carbonaro for Swan
She seemed to enjoy it
I did the honey garlic chicken wings and found them quite tasty.
I shared the bones with a stray cat under our table
The route we took

Later in the day, we paid a rare visit to Cheap Charlies. I reasoned that I could get a fairly priced gin and soda, and if we got hungry, we could order some food from Foodies, the restaurant on the ground floor. And that is just what we did!

It had been a long time since I enjoyed a delicious bowl of beef stew.

Swan ordered something called Kare Kare, a Filipino stew. I forgot to get a photo. Sorry!

A view from Cheap Charlies

We did our nightcap at Wet Spot, where I enjoyed chatting with the owner, Daddy Dave.

Another day under plan

A little bit of a disappointment at this morning’s weigh-in: 245.2, down only three ounces since December 1. Overall, I’ve lost 21.9 pounds since beginning the diet on November 1. In more positive signs, my belly circumference is down an inch to 48 and two inches off the waist to 44. I’m getting there.

Here is how I looked fifty years ago:

I reckon those days are gone forever. At least until God grants my “do-over” request.

Gotta skip the YouTube video today…no time!

That was a speedy trip
At least you didn’t lose your rein, dear boy.
What a crusher!

Okay, I need to pack up the laptop, as my ride will be arriving shortly. I’ll post updates during the weekend as time allows.