I’ve had worse days

Dracula eats out once a month…

It being Halloween and all, I suppose getting haunted by the past is par for the course. Earlier today, I posted something I had written back in April 2017. Yesterday was the eighth anniversary of how that “Brand New Plan” worked out for me. I wrote about that failure in a post called “FUCK ME!” Of course, looking back, it is easy to see now that I was lucky to get screwed over before I wasted more time and money on someone of such low character. Life’s best lessons are the hard ones, which is not to say that I’ve been all that successful learning from them. But here I am, still in the game. It’s late in the game, but I’ve got a good woman to see me through to the end this time.

Even one of my normal nothing days is better than a stab in the heart. Boring doesn’t hurt nearly that bad. Swan and I took a beach walk, then crossed the river for a street walk in Matain.

At the top of Baloy Beach.
And near the bottom of Baloy.
Where the Matain River meets the bay.
Our ride across the river.
Not so easy for a big guy like me to crawl in and out of the little boat. I managed somehow.
On the Matain side of the river.
A tad over 7K start-to-finish.

Swan wanted some “me” time at home, so at beer o’clock, I ventured out into Barretto on my own. I made Cheap Charlie’s my first stop.

The view from my perch.

I was surprised to be the only customer in the bar for most of my visit. Cheap Charlies used to have an early crowd, but the girls say it’s been slow lately. Speaking of the girls, there were a couple back to work that I knew from those long-ago days when I was a regular here. A lot has changed since then, including Cheap Charlie’s raising the price of a single lady drink to 250 pesos. That’s one of the most expensive in town. I’m not a cheap Charlie by any means, but as I explained to the girls, I won’t pay more than 200 pesos for a lady drink as a matter of principle. While I’m sure they were disappointed, they seemed to understand. They cheered up when I handed out some cookies and lollipops, then I ordered the gals some chicken fingers and lumpia from the restaurant downstairs. Coincidentally, the price of the food was the equivalent of two lady drinks. So, win-win.

I’m not sure what this church procession was all about. Is All Hallows Eve-eve a religious holiday?

When I finished the last San Mig Zero in the Cheap Charlies fridge (yes, once again, bars all over town have run out, and the supplier says it is unavailable), I crossed the highway and found a seat at a rather busy Green Room. Then it was next door to Wet Spot for my nightcap, before grabbing a trike for home.

I guess that proves that I only drink when I’m alone or with someone.

It is now January 2015 in the LTG archives, and the new year began with a life-changing event: my wife told me she was unhappy in our marriage. I asked if she was willing to work on improving things, and she responded, “Not really.” I tried for a year to change her mind without success. It still hurts, and I still don’t understand it.

Today’s YouTube video features Reekay talking about the perils and joys of building relationships within the expat community. From my perspective, friendships come naturally, but as an introvert, making them can be difficult. I have lots more acquaintances than friends, but the friends are people I share common interests and socialize with, like my neighbors and fellow Hashers.

Let’s try to bury the sad days in the past with some humor:

Feedback is a gift, and I appreciate it. Not always a gift I can use, mind you, but it’s the thought that counts.
I may not be good at punctuation, but I’m never late, so I’m punctual.
Does that make Travis a dick or a butthole? Or both?

A journey through the past, like I’ve been doing over the past couple of days, can be exhausting. As I’ve always said, it only hurts until the pain goes away. Tonight is the final edition of the SOB dance competition, and I’ll be there to add it to my memory box. I’m sure it will be a bittersweet experience.

A Brand New Plan

I wrote this as a reader’s submission on the StickmanBangkok website back in April 2017. Stickman is going away, so I wanted to preserve it here, even if it didn’t age well.

A little background.   In November 2015, I made my first submission to Stickman entitled “Regarding Korean Women“. One month later, my Korean wife bailed on our marriage, saying only, “I no have happy life with you”.  I was devastated, and went on a two-month drink binge.  Then I changed my mind about drinking myself to death and went on a diet and exercise program, losing 60 pounds so far.  I’m feeling and looking better than I have for years, but my heart remains a mass of scar tissue.

Prior to meeting the Korean woman who became my wife, I was well on my way to finalizing my plans to retire in the Subic Bay area in September 2010.  After falling in love, I had to make a choice.  And I chose love over the PI.  I moved back to the USA, bought a house, a car, furniture, and lived the American dream.  I was retired and we’d spend 6 months in the States, and 6 months in Korea.  Three years into this routine, the wife declined to come back to America with me.  So I found a job in Korea and came back to her.  And it turned out she wasn’t happy about that.  Never expected I’d be alone again at 60 years old.

Nothing to do but pick up the pieces and move forward.  In an odd twist of fate, I wound up getting promoted back into the job I had retired from in 2010.  The pay is great, but my heart really isn’t into it.  And now I’m planning to re-retire in September and move to Subic.  It’s like déjà vu all over again!  Only I’ve lost seven fxxking years of my life in the interim.

I’ve sold the house and everything I own in the USA (at a significant loss) and have no intention of ever going back there.  Korea is too full of painful memories, and I’m ready to move on to the next chapter (the final chapter?) of my life.  I’ll start in the PI, and if that doesn’t work out, I’m inclined to give Cambodia a try.

But this post is about love.  Or more precisely, how I’m done with love.  After the split with the wife, I started cruising the dating websites.  I was pretty good at ferreting out the scammers (having been scammed a time or two back in the day).  Met a couple that I thought had potential and spent a lot of time chatting on Skype.  The first was Maria, and she wound up scaring the hell out of me by professing her undying love before we had even met.  I kept telling her to back up and slow down as I was nowhere ready to go to the being in love place.  We met up in March in Cebu / Mactan and had a good time together.  I promised to see her again for her birthday in June.  This time we met in her hometown on Samal Island.  Again, I enjoyed her company but was unwilling and unable to return the love she wanted to share.  Finally, as an act of mercy, I ended it with her.  Felt bad about her pain, but the truth is, it was self-inflicted.  I warned her and warned her about the love thing.  I just wasn’t willing to do that.

Then a friend introduced me to a Korean woman.  Now, I had sworn off Korean women (pretty on the outside, cold as ice inside).  But she got under my skin.  I took her to visit the Angeles / Subic area in September.  She enjoyed her visit but was put off by my plans to retire there. She asked me, “Who would want to live in a poor country?” She was also not happy with the old men parading their young Pinay beauties down the street. Suffice to say, things ended badly with her.  And that’s when I finally knew I was truly and forever done with love. I’m just too old for that shit.

Meanwhile, I had continued to have irregular communication with one of the first gals I met on FilipinaCupid.  I liked her because she was smart and could actually carry on an interesting conversation.  I would have preferred meeting Loraine over Maria to begin with, but Loraine had confessed to having a guy in the States sending her support, so I backed away.  After the Korean gal ended the relationship, I got in touch with Loraine again.  Turns out she was in a long-distance, but unfulfilling relationship with some sad sack back in the States.  Didn’t matter to me; I wasn’t looking for love anyway, and I still enjoyed our chats.

Loraine had been an OFW (overseas Filipino Worker) in Hong Kong, Saudi Arabia, and Vietnam.  The Vietnam job had ended badly, and she was back in the PI, unemployed, and, because of her age, basically unemployable.  So, I had made plans to visit Puerto Galera over the 2017 New Year holiday.  Loraine had spent quite a bit of time there, and since I enjoyed her company online, I figured I might like her in person as well.  I offered her a job as a tour guide, and she accepted.

We got on quite well during the trip, and I was glad I’d brought her along.  Especially when I wound up sick and she was able to provide the TLC I needed.  Which gave me an idea.  Why not hire her full-time as my personal assistant/caregiver to take care of my needs when I move to the PI?

So, I made her a job offer.  Monday-Friday, paid holidays and vacations, outstanding pay and benefits, including room and board.  Her job would be to do all things a girlfriend/wife might do.  I simply want companionship without all the bullshit that comes from a “loving” relationship.  Loraine did not hesitate to accept my offer and appears excited about the opportunity.

Will it work?  Who knows.  I’ve already advised her that falling in love with me or any other overt indications of jealousy or similar behaviors would be grounds for termination.  She’s been warned. And since she is an employee, I won’t be bothered with all those requests to support the family; that’s what her paycheck is for.

I think it’s a good concept that gives me what I want and need with relatively minimal risk.  It will be interesting to see if the theory plays out in practice.  We recently completed a successful ten-day test run during an exploratory house-hunting trip to Subic. I’ve put her on a retainer (1/2 salary) pending my move in September. She’s using this time to attend massage training and caregiver school.

I think I may have found the perfect alternative to love and all its baggage. Can I actually pull it off? Stay tuned!

First and last

I ain’t afraid of no claws.

As is my custom, yesterday I joined the Wednesday Walkers for a healthy adventure in the hills. Well, maybe it was more lucky than healthy, because none of us got hurt. I had the bright idea of doing the portion of Monday’s Hash trail I had elected to skip. So, we did a street walk to where the mystery trail I didn’t take began its ascent. It’s surprising this far into my Barretto hiking life to find a trail I haven’t traveled before, but that’s what happened yesterday. We hadn’t gone far before I realized two things: I made the right call on Monday by skipping this portion of the Hash trail, and I will never voluntarily take this route again. It was an ass-kicking bitch, at least for me. So, as much as I enjoy trying a new path, once was more than enough for this one.

Fellow sufferers: Swan, George, and Gary.
The easy part.
No paddle required.
The path that led to hell.
It’s hard to capture the steepness of the climb in a photograph, but when it takes hands and feet to claw your way up, it sucks big time.
Another thing on our shitty trail to overcome was barbed-wire fences.
This one required an underwire breach. Picture my fat body trying to squirm under that fucker. It wasn’t pretty, but I made it without a scratch this time.
We’ll end the hike on a high note.
The route of our 6K trail from hell.

I’m not going to say it was the worst Hash trail ever, but it was in the top ten.

Things got better as the day went on. Since we had skipped our Tuesday visit to Baloy Beach, we went yesterday. Started out at Champs Sports Bar at the Baywatch Resort.

A Champs view.
Swan enjoying the Champs view.
What’s going on? When we weren’t watching the beach, the music videos were entertaining. Good music at a reasonable volume is one thing Champs gets right.
Sun, clouds, and mountains. What’s not to like?
We always enjoy the show at sundown.

Then it was time to mosey on up the beach.

Toes in the sand time.
Dusk descends.
Dinner time at Treasure Island.
Who’s the lucky one?

After our meal, we had the trike drop us off at the 7-Eleven, and we visited Snackbar for our nightcap.

Nice to see you again.

And so another day in the life came to an end.

From the December 2014 LTG archives comes the story of the consequences of an altercation my friend Jeremy engaged in that resulted in the death of a Korean man. Jeremy spent 5 years in a Korean prison for his crime. He’s back home in the USA these days, and we still engage occasionally on Facebook. He is suffering from a severe case of TDS, and sometimes my posts trigger a typical lefty reaction.

Facebook memories were full of women from the past today:

From six years ago, Ilene with her then boyfriend. I dated her briefly a couple of years later. And I just saw on Facebook the other day a post about her getting married. Congrats and good luck to you both!
Six years ago, I was dating Marissa. She must have been feeling horny that day.
Fourteen years ago, I was in South Carolina with the Korean woman who would become my wife.
Eighteen years ago, in Itaewon, with that girl who moved to New York to make her dreams come true.

What a long, strange trip it’s been.

Today’s YouTube video says if you are still doing these things at 70, you are doing it right. I guess that’s half-right in my case. It has that crappy AI narration, so enter at your own risk.

At least I haven’t lost my sense of humor (if you can call it that):

I wouldn’t mind being a judge.
Give credit where credit is due.
Don’t swallow the P!

And that’s all I’ve got for now.

Bluesy Tuesday

Sometimes it feels like I’m only forgetting the good parts.

One of those days yesterday where everything just felt a little bit off. I’ve struggled with bouts of depression throughout my life, and thankfully, my black thoughts have not reached that level yet. Still, another night of little sleep set the tone for the day. My f’n brain just won’t shut up and let me rest sometimes. The transition to my elderly seventies continues to be a struggle, the hardest part being acceptance that the end is coming, ready or not. That, coupled with the realization that dreams of the future are a thing of the past, enhances the reality that, like it or not, what I have is what it will be until it is gone. I do take some comfort in knowing it could be a hell of a lot worse.

My driver, Danny, who has been with me since I first moved to the Philippines, told me on the way to the grocery store that he was resigning. That was more than a little surprising. We stopped at the ATM, and when I got back in the car, Danny and Swan were arguing loudly in Tagalog. I told them I didn’t want to hear it. Later, I tried to get Danny to explain to me why he was quitting, but all he would say was that he didn’t get along with my girlfriend. Later, I got a message from Danny’s son, reiterating that the problem was his relationship with Swan. Yeah, Swan has been interjecting herself in the price negotiations over what Danny charges me. Danny asked for 20,000 pesos to drive us to La Union and back. Swan said that was too much, and she did the car rental route with driver, gas, and tolls, and it cost us 16,500 pesos. Apparently, that was the final straw for Danny. Oh, well. I don’t need the drama, and if he isn’t happy, by all means, he should find a new client to overcharge.

My legs were stiff in the lower calf area, which is unusual for me. Must have been stress from those ups and downs on Monday’s Hash. It made walking painful, but I forced myself to go out and hike the neighborhood after grocery shopping. It was good to ease my mind with music from my Spotify playlist filling my earbuds. My legs felt better when I was done, too.

An Alta Vista view.

Swan needed to go to the drugstore to refill my prescriptions, so we skipped Baloy Beach and did our evening out in Barretto. I took my usual perch at Sloppy Joe’s and watched the world pass by outside. Swan did her shopping and, when she returned, said she wasn’t hungry. I was, and ordered a pulled pork sandwich, which was pretty good for pub fare. Next, we paid a rare visit to the Alaska Club and enjoyed the music and company of our waitress, Alex. She got two lady drinks, and the five dancers each received a 50-peso tip in appreciation of their efforts. We did our nightcap at Cloud 69, and also had a nice time there.

The only occupied table at Cloud 69. I guess that makes us their best customers.

And the sands in the hourglass of life finished with another day.

The dollar continues to grow stronger against the peso. It’s actually over 59 pesos to the dollar this morning, about the highest I’ve seen it. Conversely, I noted in buying my imported foods at Royal yesterday that the prices have gone up considerably. For example, Betty Crocker brownie mix is $5.90 a box, up from $5.30. I guess it all evens out.

From the December 2014 LTG archives, this post commemorates the tenth anniversary of Long Time Gone. Time flies, and I enjoyed reading my reflections on my life since moving to Korea. More changes were on the horizon — painful ones — but I survived and here I am. I also quoted one of my favorite Sara Teasdale poems:

It was a night of early spring,
The winter-sleep was scarcely broken;
Around us shadows and the wind
Listened for what was never spoken.

Though half a score of years are gone,
Spring comes as sharply now as then—
But if we had it all to do
It would be done the same again.

It was a spring that never came;
But we have lived enough to know
That what we never have, remains;
It is the things we have that go.

Truer words were never spoken.

Eight years ago, I was walking the straight and narrow path towards the future in the Pyeongtaek chapter of my life.

Today’s YouTube video says the science is settled on these twelve myths. I don’t believe it.

Smile for me:

T-t-to-too bad f-f-fo-for you.
Better a Reaper than a Raper, I suppose.
Any cock will do, Susan.

On and on it goes. Today’s hike with the Wednesday Walkers was an ass-kicker, I’ll tell you about that tomorrow. Now it’s time to find out what Wednesday evening has in mind for me.

Not the best

And now we pause for the comma.

As Hash runs go, yesterday was not really to my liking. The trail markings were inconsistent, resulting in some wrong turns. The trail itself was muddy and slippery in places, especially with the numerous ups and downs. When I’d had enough, I bailed and did a street walk back to the On-Home venue, the new Cyclone Bar.

The Hashers gathered at the Alta Vista clubhouse for the start of the trail.
Ant then we were On-On!
The stragglers.
And now we have the obligatory Easter Mountain shot taken care of.
Off the pavement.
And up the first hill.
The view from here.
And one of that bay they call Subic.
Country living.
Swan going down.
Steppin’ on down.
Hanging out at the On-Home.
Then, making our way to the after-Hash gathering at It Doesn’t Matter.
The Hare’s trail in red and my black alteration.

You have to take the good with the bad, and I’m just glad that I can still participate, even when I do it my way.

It’s December 2014 in the LTG archives now. I’ve accepted a job offer in Korea, rented out my Carolina house, and made the long journey back to The Land of the Morning Calm. I didn’t know then that my American life had come to its conclusion.

Today’s YouTube video is from a vlogger named George, one of the few I’ve actually met in person, and I occasionally see around town. He doesn’t post as frequently as he used to, and truth be told, I was never a consistent viewer. I noticed this one today because he mentions that life in Subic has become a rut for him. I’ve had similar feelings, and like him, I try to alleviate the “same-old, same-old” routine with intermittent travel. He lives on SBMA, which I would find more boring than Barretto. It is what it is, and at this stage of my life, I’m just going to ride it out.

Humor time:

Who’s the lucky one?
That’s spineless.
Why make it so hard on him?

Time to get back to this rut I call life.

The bottom line

It depends.

It is always good to be back home, and I reckon that’s a pretty strong indicator that I’m generally happy with my Barretto life. La Union is nice, and I’ve always thought of it as a potential alternative should I ever feel the need to move on. This is the third year in a row I’ve attended the LUH3 Anniversary Hash run, and it’s still an enjoyable change of scenery. The three-plus-hour drive getting there ain’t much fun though.

Speaking of which, when you are unlicensed and carless, this is one way to get around:

  • Rent a vehicle for the weekend from one of Swan’s friends: 3600 pesos
  • Fuel for the vehicle: 3000 pesos
  • Expressway tolls: 1900 pesos
  • Payment for driver: 5000 pesos
  • Lodging for driver: 1900 pesos
  • Food money for driver: 1000 pesos
  • Total for getting there and back again: 16,400 pesos ($280)

That’s the way I roll these days.

We once again enjoyed our room at the Go Resort in Bauang. Clean and comfortable, complimentary breakfast, and friendly staff. My only complaint is that the Wi-Fi sucks.

Here are some photos from yesterday:

The Go Resort is on the ocean, but there ain’t no beach.
The open-air dining/bar area is very much to my liking.
A nice pool that I’ve never used.
My breakfast companions.

Then it was time to hit the highway.

An impressive tree in downtown Agoo.
Enjoying the cloudy horizon as we cruised down the expressway.
The offramp for the immaculate city of Concepcion.
A couple of the Subic Hashers hitched a ride home with us.
I looked up at the sky and shouted, “Are you threatening me?”
Something about that hump of a mountain always catches my eye.

After our return home, we joined our next-door neighbors, Jeff and Davina, along with the other side neighbors, Martin and Joss, for a home-cooked meal.

The Bryce Street squad.
Davina’s latest creation is something I’d never had before, what she called a “Spanish-chicken-and-vegetable-paella.” It was tasty indeed.

And yes, it was good to be imbibing San Mig Zero once again. In moderation, of course.

Lots more adventures on the horizon: a day on the river in Botolon on November 8, a week in Surigao at the end of November, the Haggis Hash in Pozorubio in December, two weeks in Vietnam to kick off the new year, and a Valentine’s Hash in Baguio come February. Yeah, I’ll work on filling in some of those gaps. Life is good, live it while you’ve got it!

I’ve reached the end of November 2014 in the LTG archives. I was depressed back then, and re-reading those old posts was depressing. My wife, the woman I loved, was not going to rejoin me in the USA, so I was working diligently to find a job in Korea to facilitate my returning home to her. And I finally got a job offer as a contractor, pending USFK approval. I had a roommate move in to my house in anticipation of him becoming the renter when the job came through. So, the month ended on a relatively high note.

I even wrote a song, or more aptly, reworded one:

In my mind I’m going to South Korea,
Riding on the Blue Line,
Having galbi with some rice wine
And it seems just like a friend of mine
That I’ve left behind
Yes, I’m going to South Korea in my mind.

Jee Yeun she’s my smiling sun,
Want to hike with her and watch it shine,
Watch her climbing Bukhansan.
The lonely fear’s disappearing now,
I’m flying, ain’t I?
I’m going to South Korea in my mind.

There ain’t no doubt in no ones mind
That Seoul’s the finest town around,
The cars and the bars it all suits me fine.
And hey, babe, we’ll be together,

I’m trying, ain’t I?
I’m going to South Korea in my mind.

Dark and lonely late tonight,
I think I might have heard Incheon calling.
Want to catch that flight and drink some Hite.
And signs that might be omens
Say I’m going, going
I’m gone to South Korea in my mind.

I’ve done my best to make this work
But I’ve got to cross that ocean soon
And it seems like I’ve been far away forever,
You must forgive me
If I’m up and gone to South Korea in my mind.

Needless to say, things weren’t destined to turn out the way I had hoped.

The Filipina Pea brings us the news from the Philippines in today’s YouTube video. Jeepney’s disappearing? I’ll believe it when I see it. They are also building a mass transit rail line from Manila to Angeles. Drove by the construction near Clark on my weekend travels and noted no progress had been made whatsoever in the last year. As I say about the alleged Barretto bypass highway, work may be ongoing, but no one seems to be in a hurry. I’m not going to live forever, you know.

Let’s try these on for size:

That’s one way to achieve the “do-over” dream.
What a way to go!
You get your money for nothing and your chicks for free.

Another Hash Monday is here; let’s see if I survive it.

And here is that James Taylor song I bastardized. At least I was in Carolina when I stole it.

Twice is nice

We are all gonna die of something. Beer helps ease the pain.

The big news from my Saturday was that for the first time in my Hash career, I did TWO separate Hash trails on the same day. And I actually enjoyed them for the most part. Here are the options I faced that led me to my decision:

The 3.2K trail was too short. The 12K long trail was a non-starter for this tired old man. The 9.6K medium trail was on the long side for me, but I was considering giving it a shot until one of the Hares advised against it because of a tough hill climb.

What to do? I opted to join the group departing at ten a.m. The short trail started with and followed the long trail for the first 3K. At the junction with the medium trail, the short trail ended, and the long and medium trails continued together to the On-Home. It took me a little over one hour to finish the short trail, but I had no regrets about my choice. Trying to do over 9K on a hot day would have been pushing it. The downside (other than waiting 30 minutes for the slowpokes to complete the short trail) was getting back to Bauang before 1 p.m., and the Hash gathering didn’t begin until 3. And then I had the bright idea of doing the 2:30 short trail, a 4K walk to the On-Home venue. La Union Hash called it their “VIP trail,” which is their nice way of saying what we call the “wimp trail” in Subic. Regardless, doing both short trails gave me a sweet 7K-plus experience that was the right fit for me.

The morning gathering at the Tropical Garden Hotel, where the Hare gave trail guidance prior to our boarding four Jeepneys (two to the start of the long and short trails, and two to the medium trail).
A thirty-minute ride on a crowded Jeepney.
The route we rode.
And at last we are On-On!
Through the ‘hood.
Into the fields.
Over the creek.
The way ahead.
Another Hasher posted this photo of a handsome old guy blazing his way over the trail.
Happy Anniversary to the La Union Hash House Harriers!
A baboy destined to be lechon someday.
You know it’s a low bridge when a shorty like Swan has to duck.
One of the nice things about visiting another Hash is that all the scenery is new.
Near the end of the short trail.
Our journey ended where the medium trail began. Two Jeepneys were waiting to carry the short trekkers back to the Tropical Garden Hotel.
The way of our first short journey of the day.

Swan and I returned to our room at the Go Resort and rested for an hour before heading back to the Tropical Garden, where the VIP short trail began.

The Hare, Cock Roach, tells us what lies ahead on the backstreets leading to the On-Home venue.
‘Tis the season for drying rice.
This is much better than walking on the busy highway through Bauang.
No creek wading for the VIPs.
The Hare (that’s him, leading the way) told us that back in the late 20th century, this was a railroad bed.
Trying to avoid wet feet along the road.
A creepy-looking forest.
Making our way back towards the highway.
Dispensing some more sweetness.
The route of our 4K VIP trail.
A poolside On-Home at the Marand Water Park Resort.
Hanging with that girl of mine.
There was a raffle drawing and I bought twelve tickets for 1000 pesos.

One of them got drawn, and I selected a pair of hiking shoes.

They still had the price tag on them: $47. That’s about 2500 pesos, so I done good.
And best of all, they fit! What are the odds?

We also got a swag bag that included this nifty towel-like thing.

I’m not sure what I’ll do with it besides put it on a shelf with the rest of my Hash trash.
I will say that LUH3 has about the best damn Hash shirts around.
Then we circled up around the pool.
And LUH3 GM Booked Up led the circle.

The Circle ended at six, but the beer stayed open until seven. Of course, Zero was not available, and being mindful of my drinking history in La Union, I exercised discretion and left shortly after the Circle concluded. The Hash provided Jeepney transport back into Buang-proper, and given our early departure, we had the Jeepney all to ourselves.

And for the first time ever, I rode in the front seat of the Jeepney back to our hotel.

I had a couple of more beers at the hotel and also a delicious banana split. Swan stayed up late playing cards with the girls, but I was snug in my bed before 9 p.m. So, no misbehavior on my final night in La Union.

I’d say that qualifies as a good day for an old fucker.

From the November 2014 LTG archives, I wrote about the circumstances of my first marriage thirty-nine years earlier. What triggered those reflections was receiving a letter from the Catholic Diocese advising that the ex-wife was seeking an annulment. I had no objections to her getting right with God after marrying a heretic like me.

I also found today’s YouTube video in the LTG archives. It’s a short comedy piece entitled “What Kind of Asian Are You?” I enjoyed seeing it again after all these years; perhaps you will too.

Hey, we are on a roll with the comedy, so let’s do these:

Who gives a shit?
That’s a lot of shit to learn.
That’s some serious shit…

And enough of this shit. I made it back safe and sound to Barretto, and I’ll be hanging with the neighbors tonight. I’ve got my Zero bottles chillin’ in the fridge to welcome me home at the appointed hour.

Here I am

135 kilometers and three and a half hours, door-to-door.

Arrived safely in the lovely town of Bauang in La Union after a long drive. Today’s Hash starts at 10, so I’ve got to dash out a quick update before heading out. Regular posting will resume tomorrow.

Some scenes from along the road:

The old Spanish gate on SBMA.
Rolling down the expressway.
Mount Arayat, an extinct volcano in Pampanga.
On the MacArthur highway in the province of La Union.
Entering Bauang.
Checking into our room at the Go Resort. We wound up in the same room we had last year.

The Hash festivities began with a gathering at the Blue Cat bar, one of my favorite venues in Bauang.

The view from Blue Cat.
The view inside Blue Cat.
My table at Blue Cat
Hash Gash on the beach.

Sunset on the ocean is a different look than the ones I see back home.

The clouds added some color.
I like it!
Thanks for the show!

At the conclusion of the Blue Cat Hash gathering, the male Hashers were invited to gather at the only girly bar in town, Footloose.

Who am I to say no to such an invite?
I had to be discreet with my photography, but there was a lot more to see later in the performance, if you get my meaning.

So, no one has Zero beer in Bauang, and a long night of drinking SML left me somewhat out of sorts. It’s all a little fuzzy after that, but I did wake up in my bed this morning, so I guess things ended well, even if I don’t recall how I got there.

We’ll leave it at that for now. Gotta run, well walk, to the Hash meet-up.

Viva La Union!

The world leader in litter. From what I’ve seen, it is a nationwide effort.

I’m off to Bauang, La Union, this morning for a Hashy weekend. I’ll dash off a quick post before I go.

I had the bright idea to trike out to Naugsol yesterday morning for a hike with Swan. It didn’t go as planned because once we were on the scene, neither of us wanted to fuck around with wading across the river. So, we did a 4K street walk instead. We brought along lots of candy bags, but soon realized that with school in session, we wouldn’t be seeing many youngins.

A bridge that was too dicey to cross. I’ve gone across it in the past, but wasn’t feeling so brave yesterday.
A candy delivery for a kid taking a river bath.
The kids at this school came out for some treats. And the teacher didn’t complain about tooth decay.
That mountain named after Easter.
Twin peaks are the breast!
It wasn’t much, but what there was wasn’t bad.

The visit to the pulmonologist went well. She listened to me breathe and heard no obstructions. My blood oxygen level was within the normal range. She gave me something that dissolves in water to drink before bedtime, which might help me clear the phlegm I hock up with some regularity. Otherwise, it doesn’t look like a lack of lung capacity will lead to my demise. We’ll see if I survive tomorrow’s Hash.

After the doctor visit, I got a haircut, then we had dinner at Jewel Cafe.

I did the filet mignon, as usual. A little bigger this time.

Then we finished our evening at Green Room. I sponsored a match (100 pesos to the winner, 50 to the loser) between a couple of the girls and enjoyed watching the action. Dropped some coin on lady drinks as is my custom, then we headed on home to rest up for our trip today.

Back to October 2014 in the LTG archives. It’s funny to be reminded of things you thought were important at the time, but have no recollection of until you read about them again. That happens more frequently the older I get. Anyway, this post recounts me losing it over some darts drama.

Here’s a bonus entry from the archives you may find funny: Are you coming?

Fifteen years ago, I shared this account of a bad morning I experienced:

Death to Aria! I was attacked in my sleep last night. The battle raged from 0200 to 0300. I was unable to digest why it was happening and was in danger of being completely liquefied. I retreated from the bedroom and eventually purged the intruder. When I awoke a few hours later, I found myself on more solid ground. I’m just glad the attack didn’t occur on the subway, or I would have been in deep doo-doo.

And twelve years ago, I posted this music video to my Facebook page:

Today’s YouTube video is about a vlogger’s bad week in Angeles City. It is good to keep things in perspective. My bad days aren’t this bad.

And now to bring things to a close:

If you say so.
You got me goin’ in circles…
The old dirt road.

Almost time to hit the highway. I’ll check in from up north in the morning.

Grouphike is just a nine-letter word.

That bulge in your pocket makes all the difference!

Yes, I know “grouphike” isn’t one word, but I used it that way so it would fit better with those other nine-letter words: adventure and nightmare. That’s the most accurate description for this week’s trek of the Wednesday (hey, nine letters!) Walkers. I had suggested to the group that we head out to Subic Hills and take the back way from there to Castillejos. It’s a hike I’d done three or four times, but it had been a year or so since the last occasion. Things change, and we found ourselves in a sticky situation early on, but fought our way through. And then our trail was blocked, so we blazed a new one, only to discover our way ahead was impeded by a fence. The fence was too weak to climb over, so we crawled under. In doing so, I took some flesh off of my knee, but on we trudged, wading the river and finding our way back to the highway. There, we got a Jeepney home to Barretto. Exciting shit, eh? Here are some pictures to help with the visualization:

This week’s iteration of the Wednesday Walkers traveled to the far side of Subic-town to begin our adventure.
A short stroll through the streets of the Subic Hills subdivision to start things off.
Leaving the pavement behind, it seemed nothing had changed since the last time I was here.
Peaceful and pretty out this way.

Until this happened:

What had once been a well-groomed trail was now completely overgrown with thick plants and vines, making forward progress extremely difficult.
And painful. The vegetation included sticker bushes that seemed drawn to bare skin. They also had a Velcro-like effect when they touched clothing.

We eventually fought our way through, but it wasn’t a pleasant experience.

This old abandoned shack was a familiar landmark once we had escaped the thorns.
Down in the valley, this road was more like a canal. Still, compared to what we had just gone through, it seemed good enough.
Enjoying the valley views.
One of several friendly locals we encountered during our journey.
The next crap we had to go through. Well, as I am wont to say, there is freedom to be found in wet feet.
Sloshing through the fields.
And then I left a little piece of me behind.
Through the river we go.
Safely on the other side.
Onward to Castillejos.
An unfriendly 6.5 kilometers.
My wound after twenty-four hours of healing.

The rest of the day went fine: Drinks at Red Bar, dinner at Sit-n-Bull, and a nightcap at Wet Spot. Then home again. That’s just how this old-timer rolls.

It is now October 2014 in the LTG archives. And damn, even eleven years ago, the emptiness of my life was something to blog about. It didn’t help that the woman I loved wasn’t with me. Little did I know that she wouldn’t be joining me in the USA ever again.

Today’s YouTube video is also from the October 2014 LTG archives. But this video is a news clip about my son’s decision to donate a kidney. I raised a good one. He’d probably say no thanks to you. And so it goes.

I could use a little humor right about now:

Taco Bell was the place I’d go when I had the marijuana munchies.
Oops!
Yeah, it is for the best that I’ve retired from driving.

Alright, time for a quick nap before I head to the hospital for my appointment with the pulmonary doctor. Here’s hoping I have good news to share tomorrow.

Getting through another day

Any of those is better than the crap playing too loudly in many bars.

I’m running a bit late today, so I’ll make the catch-up post as short and sweet as possible. Typical Tuesday for the most part, so not a lot to say about it anyway. When we finished grocery shopping, I sent my driver and helper home to unload, and Swan and I walked the half-kilometer or so to the mall to restock my wardrobe. It was only 9:30, and the mall doesn’t open until ten. Perhaps it was coincidental, but I remembered this place that was perfectly suited to satisfy my sudden craving for a waffle.

Not as good as the Waffle House back home, but good enough.
Something pleasant to look at while waiting to be served.
What I came for…that waffle is topped with banana and walnuts.

Then it was on to the SM Mall next door, and the department store happened to have the cargo shorts I needed on sale for 500 pesos a pair. That’s less than half price, so instead of buying the three pairs I intended, I bought seven. Should be enough to last a lifetime.

The bounty I brought home: Shorts, a wallet, six pairs of socks, a swimsuit, three underwear, and two shirts. That’ll keep me dressed between laundry days.

As we made our Tuesday pilgrimage to Baloy Beach, we decided to change things up some and dine at Harley’s instead of our usual Treasure Island.

The view from our table.
You can see Barretto from here.
We shared the mixed grill platter and a shrimp cocktail.
Cheers to another day with my love.
Harley’s faces the wrong direction to see the sunset, so this will have to suffice.
We don’t visit Harley’s that often, but always enjoy it when we do.

After dinner, we walked back to Barretto and paid a rare visit to Nipsey’s Bar. That meme I posted above applies…crap music at a loud volume. We asked that something more appropriate be played (we were the only customers), and they put on some classic rock, but didn’t turn it down. Even good music played at a distortion level is hard on the ears. We didn’t stay long and likely won’t be back.

We did our nightcap at Nipsey’s sister bar, Cloud 69, and it was fine. We shared drinks and chatted with our regular waitress, Sheryl, and one of the friendly baklas.

So, I wouldn’t call it a diamond of a Tuesday, but it was at least a ruby.

In this post from the September 2014 LTG archives, I write about settling back into my American lifestyle. One big difference between living in Seoul and Columbia, South Carolina, is the lack of public transportation. I could drink like a fish in Korea, then catch the subway home. As much as I like drinking, I don’t believe in drinking to excess and driving, so I needed to ensure I was always under the legal limit after playing darts. I bought a breathalyzer and always gave it a blow before starting the car. I was never over the limit and learned that three low-alcohol beers an hour kept me in the safe zone. Of course, nowadays I don’t drive at all, so I just have to worry that the drunks driving here don’t run into the trike I’m riding on the way home.

Today’s YouTube video is once again from Reekay—this time, he addresses expat burnout. It’s going on eight years for me now, and I still have no issues or regrets about the move. Of course, many irritations come with living here, but you either learn to accept them or let them drive you crazy. I’m blessed to have the resources not to have to reside in the midst of the worst of it. And the mantra still applies: “Take a deep breath. Relax. Accept the Filipino way.”

A little humor helps, too.

Yeah, that does sound shitty.
The bars here in Barretto all have music boxes with that issue.
Do you have a date for All Saints Eve?

And on we go from here. An exciting hike today in a not-so-good way. I’ll share the gruesome details tomorrow.

Take it to the limit one more time

It doesn’t get more special than Hash day!

Another Subic Bay Hash anniversary is in the books. By all accounts, it was a good one. And everyone made it back alive, which given the difficulty of the trails is never a given. I wisely took the wimp route and did the short five kilometer trail. It had two moderate climbs, but damn, they kicked my ass. Had I stuck with my original plan to do the 7K route with a steep climb up Kalaklan, I may not have been here today to tell you about it. I think I might have to embrace the fact that I am indeed an elderly man and take joy and pride in my ability to still get out and about in the hills. I just need to recognize my limits.

The three trail options: insane, crazy, or hard.
The Hares were still busy marking trail, so they asked me to do the pre-hike guidance for my fellow short trail walkers.
And off we go!
There were quite a few like-minded Hashers who opted for the shorter trail.
This part of the first climb was especially, um, tiring.
Credit where credit is due, the trail the Hares laid was through some new terrain for me, which isn’t easy to do after all these years of Hashing.
Even the downs had their challenging moments.
Up we go again.
What goes up, must come down.
A couple of virgin Hashers joined in the fun. That’s the owner of John’s place and her daughter.
Getting passed by one of the folks who did the medium trail, Egghead from the Corona Hash in Angeles. In our defense, they did start an hour earlier than us.
And we took a moment now and then to hand out some sweets along the way.
On Home at Bella Monte.

We had ninety-nine Hashers in attendance for the anniversary run (we are normally in the thirties). Hashers from Angeles City, Puerto Galera, and Manila joined in the fun.

Thanks for another year of Hashing with the SBH3!
The Hash Gash are pretty as a picture.
Hanging out before the Circle.
Time to circle up!
The old farts taking a chair.
It’s nice on ice!
Eh, not so much.
So many in attendance yesterday, we needed TWO blocks of ice.
A couple of posers.

Oh, did you notice my new Hash shirt?

Another year, another anniversary shirt.

We did the after-Hash hangout at It Doesn’t Matter, then made it home happy to be alive.

It’s September 2014 in the LTG archives. In this short post, I talk about heading back to the USA from Korea as part of our regular “six months there, six months here” rotation. I casually mention that my wife was not returning with me because she needed to take care of her mother. She was supposed to join me in a couple of weeks. I didn’t know then that she would never return.

I came across this photo as I slogged around the internet this morning:

Sedona, Arizona. One of my favorite places. I lived an hour or so south of there in Prescott from 1978-1983. The drive on US Highway 89A to and from Sedona was amazing. What a life this has been.

Another new to me vlogger for today’s YouTube video. I’ll always remember the two things that stood out for me during my first visit to the Philippines: the most extreme poverty I’d ever witnessed and the kindness of the Filipino people. This Canuck had a similar experience.

Let’s get this stuff out of the way:

What color is the pot? Asked the kettle.
I’ll have a taste of that!
Man, I hate when that happens.

It’s been a good Tuesday so far, with more to come. Down the road, I’ll be spending this coming weekend in La Union to participate in their anniversary Hash. I’m going to keep it On-On as long as I can.

Nothing is something

Forgive them, Father, for they know not what they do.
Wait a minute, that Stephen King guy is still around.

To be clear, I hate King’s politics but love his writing. I’ve read most of his books, my favorite being The Stand.

So, to explain the title of this post: Nothing is something because without nothing, you would not appreciate the something in your life. My yesterday was a great example of that. Even by my low standards, it was a nothing day. They call it a “tropical depression” for a reason, I guess. Suffice to say, because of the rain, I never left the house until beer o’clock. As I departed the neighborhood under the protection of an umbrella, a passing trike driver asked if I wanted a ride. Usually, I walk into town, but this time I accepted the offer. The driver asked me where I was going, and I responded honestly, “It Doesn’t Matter.” He knew the way. The Hash barhop was scheduled to begin at five p.m., and I arrived thirty minutes early. The rain continued, and by six, only a handful of hardy Subic Hashers were in attendance, so the barhop plan was canceled.

The attendees at the first and last stop of our Hash barhop.

Swan and I did a nightcap at Green Room, then called it a night.

Some other tidbits from yesterday: I had a total of 4079 steps, by far the lowest of the year. My “sleep score” as measured by Fitbit was 52 for the second day in a row. That’s rated ‘poor’.

I blame it on my brain. Sometimes it won’t shut the fuck up!

I don’t remember much about my sleep cycle, but last night there was a song I don’t remember playing over and over in my head. And then I’d awake from some dream fragment, and my brain insisted on analyzing it for hidden meaning. Plus, I have to get up and pee every hour or so, so that doesn’t help a good night’s sleep.

It’s not all bad news; my blood pressure this morning was 119/75. My average over the past ten days is 128/73. Anything under 130 I consider a good indicator, given my high blood pressure history.

I’ve scheduled an appointment with the pulmonary doctor on Thursday. Coincidentally, it was exactly one year ago that I saw her for the first time. Back then, I was having difficulty breathing, and my blood oxygen levels were in the dangerously low range (I checked just now, and I’m at a healthy 98). I’ve not used my oxygen tank or nebulizer for months, and I’m happy about that. So, why the appointment? I’m still hacking up phlegm, and I’ve noticed that hill climbs are getting a tad more tiring lately. I’m hoping to keep from deteriorating to where I was last year or at least get some reassurance that I’ve got nothing to be concerned about. Other than old age.

I’ve been reading a weekly blog about Thailand called StickmanBangkok for several years now. I was sad to see his post this morning saying that he is giving it up to focus on his life in New Zealand (Stick moved back to the homeland five years ago). Even though I rarely visit Thailand these days (I like Vietnam better now), it was good to read about what is happening there. Stick also includes links to local news stories, and these two caught my eye today:

Elderly American falls to death in Pattaya. He was 72 years old and jumped from the roof of his apartment building. I guess I’m technically elderly too, but that ain’t the way I want to go

BLIND GERMAN MAN UNAWARE OF THAI WIFE’S DEATH INSIDE THEIR HOME. The German man was 69 (they didn’t call him elderly, at least), and he was waiting for his wife to come home from her taxi driving job. Turns out, she had hung herself. She was his only means of support, so he is especially fucked now.

So, I’ll take my nothing day over what those two had to deal with. And by golly, I can even turn a nothing day into a post here at LTG. You are welcome!

Speaking of LTG posts, back in August 2014, I made a visa run to Osaka, Japan, and wrote a play-by-play account of the experience. Those were the days!

Today’s YouTube video is from another new vlogger I found. Here she offers her insights on the “poverty trap” that keeps Filipinos poor. Obviously, I’m no expert, but I have seen some of this in my time here. The video is only five minutes long, so it’s an easy watch. Make sure the cc captions are on, though, because she throws out some Tagalog phrases now and then.

Lame is as lame does:

Sounds like you got burned, Captain.
She sounds like a keeper to me. I just hope they always see eye-to-eye.
I know the most religious vegetable because at church the pastor always says, “Lettuce pray.”

It’s another Hash Monday, and today we celebrate the Subic Bay Hash House Harriers’ 32nd Anniversary. There are three trail options: 12K, 7K, and 5K. I was thinking of the midrange option, which involves being transported to Gordon Heights in Olongapo City, then a trek up, over, and back down the Kalaklan Ridge. I saw the map and was a little concerned about the steep descent, and asked the Hare about it. He told me the up is a killer and suggested I’d be wise to stick to the short trail. Well, if the Hare says it, it must be so. 5K for me it is! At least the sun is shining again today, and I’ll find out if something really is better than nothing.

Remembering one of my favorites, Keith Whitley, who departed this life at thirty-four years old.

Out of nothing at all

The quarter-pounder sucks, too.

What have I got that’s newsworthy today? Um, this is me we are talking about, remember? Well, there is this:

Another tropical storm is blowing through. Hopefully, this will be the last one of the season.

San Miguel Zero is back in stock all over town. Hooray!

As if Trump wasn’t enough, now the leftards are trying to say JRR Tolkien was a racist who demonized “people of color.” Um, Orcs aren’t people. And actually, if you read the books, you’d know that most of Sauron’s minions were redeemed after the dark lord’s demise. Anyway, the link above totally destroys the idiotic narrative and redeems the honor of my favorite author.

The Subic Bay Hash is celebrating its 32nd Anniversary tomorrow. Hopefully, this rain is gone by then. As a prelude, there will be a Hash barhop this evening, starting at five p.m. Of course, I’ll be there to support my Mother Hash and welcome our out-of-town visitors.

And now for the old news about yesterday. We did our weekly Decay Dance. Due to the conflict with today’s barhop, I conducted the Hideaway feeding a day early. Afterward, I dined with Swan at John’s place. Then we stopped by Red Bar and Jumpin’ Jacks before heading home. Yeah, exciting stuff, I know.

That air ain’t gonna pollute itself, you know.

Swan asked the woman raking the leaves into piles why she even bothered. The woman responded that mosquitoes live among the leaves, so they burn the leaves to kill the biters. I guess when I see smoke in the air from now on, I’ll say that at least it is better than dengue.

Doing our duty.

There were two incidents of a kid trying to sneak a second bag of goodies by hiding the first handout. That irked Swan, but she didn’t let it ruin the overall experience.

A river runs through it.
The feeding.
Pounding it down.
The view from John’s place.
The owner and waitress were both there last night, so things seemed back to normal. The tacos were good as usual.
Saturday evening on the highway in front of Red Bar.

And that’s the way it was. Speaking of which, it’s my birthday in the August 2014 LTG archives, the year I turned 59. Here’s what I was feeling back then:

I’ve gotten older but I can’t say I’m all that much wiser.  No great insights as I enter the last year of my fifties.  Truth is, I’m feeling a little melancholy.  It’s not just that with each passing year mortality looms ever larger, it’s more that what once were limitless possibilities and opportunities have been reduced to an uncomfortable understanding that this is what I’ve become, and it is all that I will ever be.

Those feelings have been amplified significantly at 70 years old. I lost a lot over the intervening eleven years…a wife I loved dearly, my American life, including a paid-for house, and I’ve become estranged from my family. So, the endgame I thought about back then was nothing compared to the reality of what my life has become. But I’ll keep holding on to what I have; it’s way better than the alternative.

For today’s YouTube video, you can’t go wrong with the Filipina Pea, especially when she is responding to questions from her viewers. Enjoy her unique insights:

The jokes are on me:

Pretty much like me taking a Big Hominid grammar test.
Especially in the dawn’s early light.
Another benefit of being retired, I suppose.

Sometimes I think I might be portraying my life as an endless, meaningless grind. From the drivel I post here, that might appear to be the case. The reality for me is that I’m elderly now, and dreams die before we do. But keeping things in perspective, I’m living the dream in my retirement community. I’ve got similar oldsters who enjoy getting together for a hike, and plenty of places to go in the evening for socializing and liquid refreshments. And, of course, I’ve found a wonderful woman to share it all with, who genuinely wants to take care of me in my dotage. I am blessed.

Still ain’t done

The truth will set you free.

I’m not going to waste a lot of your time today telling you about my yesterday. That’s what the pictures are for.

The Friday hikers took a Jeepney ride to Subic town and then walked the back streets home.
Off we go through the Earth Homes subdivision.
Getting off the pavement and onto a rickety bridge.
Through the fields we go.
Whoopie tie yi yo, get along little girlys
That “house” is a special stop for me.

Here’s the story behind the shack. Now, we only walk this way once a month or so. Kids are living there, so we’d do our cookie delivery thing. One day, we noticed the young mother wasn’t around, and the lola (grandmother) told us the mom had died and she was now taking care of the kids. She was very grateful for the cookies and didn’t ask for anything else, but it somehow didn’t seem like enough. I had a 500 peso note in my wallet, so I gave it to her. She almost burst into tears expressing her gratitude. Now, whenever we pass by and she is home, we make her day with a 500 peso gift.

A small thing for me means a lot to her. It’s my pleasure.
Walking by the dead.
That’s the top of Easter Mountain off in the distance.
Over the river.
Here comes that old fat guy.
Sweetness is goodness.
The last time we passed this way, we had to walk the wall because the path was two feet deep in water.
Local yokels.
The beginning of the only climb on our hike.
The view from the top. (Yeah, it wasn’t much of a climb.)
Nearing the end of our trek, we took a stroll through the Santa Monica subdivision.
Our 6.5-kilometer journey.

It was nice to have Scott along with us once again, helping me take these photos. (That’s a nice way of saying I stole some of these from his post.)

Our abbreviated Friday evening on the town looked like this:

A visit to the poolside bar at the Outback Resort. Busiest I’ve seen them in quite a while.
The view from our perch.
This sailboat cruised by, then dropped anchor. I assume they went ashore at Harley’s.
It must be dinner time, so we headed to Mango’s.
The view from our table at Mango’s. We did the pork chops again.

Swan has a friend visiting from Baguio, and they wanted to meet up with us in Barretto. The arrangement was to gather at Queen Victoria.

The Queen Vic lineup.

A busy night in the bar. Maybe the low season is finally coming to an end. Swan’s friend messaged that they had decided to go out to dinner instead of joining us. No big deal, I’m an early bird anyway, so we headed home a bit before eight.

I trust that recap wasn’t too painful for y’all.

Back to the August 2014 LTG archives, when some days were a little more interesting, like that time JR Pub in Itaewon banned “Africans” to stop the spread of the Ebola virus. As you might expect, all hell broke loose. It wasn’t one of my regular hangouts, but I weighed in on the controversy. I just checked out their Facebook page, and they are still in business.

Today’s YouTube video talks about what happens when you die. It doesn’t sound all that bad the way they tell it, but I’m in no hurry to find out if they are right.

And now for the cringe:

I guess the cat’s out of the bag now.
Might be time to get a newer model.
I see, the blind man said, as he picked up the hammer and saw.

Oh, well. It is what it is. And more is on the way.

Above it all

Hell, even I don’t understand my life sometimes.

Keeping it simple and more of the same ain’t so bad if the same is what you enjoy. And so on it goes.

On Thursdays, Swan and I walk by ourselves. I asked her where she wanted to go, and I was a little surprised when she said, “Let’s do your Bitch trail.” Sure, why not?

Can you spot the Bitch through the tall grass? Yes, that’s what Swan is walking on.
Posing with Easter Mountain.
Mountain Mama Onelia was busy raking and burning leaves.
Back on flat ground in Barretto.
From my house to the end of the My Bitch trail is 3.2 kilometers (the blue arrow marks the end). And from the end of the trail back to the highway in Barretto is another 3.2K.

Seeing this journey on the map makes me smile because it has a dick-like appearance. But it really isn’t that hard.

Oh, and we cleared the trail of Hash mark litter in the form of ribbons tied to tree branches.

I mentioned earlier about the sameness of most of my days, but I do look for ways to tweak things a tad now and then. Last evening, I surprised Swan by starting things off with a drink on the rooftop of the seldom-visited Central Park Reef Hotel.

Barretto Beach as seen from the tallest building in Barretto.
The rooftop view looking towards Baloy Beach (on the other side of that peninsula).
You can see Easter Mountain from here.
That highway that runs through town.
The Kalaklan Ridge side of town.
Swan and her wine.
The table view.

We only come to Central Park Reef three or four times a year, so it has a fresh and new feel about it when we visit. It’s a high-end hotel and priced accordingly. No San Mig Zero, and my Light was 140 pesos (versus an average of 80 at the other bars I frequent). We didn’t stay for dinner as we weren’t that hungry, and nothing on the menu called for us to reconsider.

A parting shot as we headed for the elevator.

We didn’t have a plan as to where to go next. Cheap Charlies is practically next door, and I asked Swan if she wanted to give them another chance. She hesitated at first, but then agreed to do so. The offending bartender wasn’t working, and they had wine in stock, so it worked out fine. As we sat on our perch, taking in the highway view, Swan commented that she enjoyed the laid-back atmosphere and music mix and admitted she had missed coming here.

A view of the Maze bar complex from Cheap Charlies.
That’s the Central Park Reef Hotel as seen from Cheap Charlies.

Lady drinks at Cheap Charlies are 250 pesos each. The max I’ll pay anywhere is 200 pesos. It’s not that I’m a cheap Charlie, I often will buy two drinks at the lower price, but more than 200 pesos feels like a scam. When we ordered chicken wings to snack on, I bought the girls some chicken fingers (240 pesos) to share. So, win-win.

The sun’s goodbye gift.

We did our nightcap at Wet Spot. It’s always quiet there when we arrive shortly after opening, and I had our waitress acknowledge that we were the best customers. Also, coincidentally, the only customers. Others did arrive during our visit, but I failed to re-ask the who’s best question.

Wet Spot had a full stage of dancers despite the early hour. Not that they were actually dancing.
Friend and head waitress Beth took good care of us and earned two 180-peso lady drinks.
Oh, and San Miguel Zero was back in stock, although it wasn’t cold yet. So I drank it on ice.
Beth also gifted us this lovely miniature Christmas tree.

I deem it was not bad for a Thursday.

I’m now in the August 2014 archives of LTG, and I’ve revisited the rare post with substance where I talk about religion. One thing that struck me was how little things have changed in the intervening eleven years. People are, of course, free to believe what they choose, unless they choose to believe that killing folks who believe otherwise is justified.

Today’s YouTube video is from a vlogger I’ve never seen before. The video caught my eye because it purports to be about living off-grid in the Philippines. I’ve fantasized about what life must be like for those people living out in the wilds I hike through with no roads, power, or running water. I wouldn’t last twenty-four hours in that lifestyle. Of course, what this guy calls roughing it is, in reality, a life of luxury compared to his neighbors’. Off-grid, my ass.

I liked them, maybe you will too:

Wow, what a way to go. Sorry, Kevin!
That’s why HR says not to dip your pen in company ink.
Trick or treat!

Time to find out what’s going to happen next. I’ll tell you all about it tomorrow.

Keep ’em coming

A meeting of the minds.

Greetings from my little retirement community in paradise. Some days are better than others here, but I’m happy to keep taking them as they come. Yesterday was typical of my walkaholic/alcoholic lifestyle, and that suits me just fine. Here, see for yourself:

The morning view from my patio.

Later, the Wednesday Walkers convened:

That’s the largest gathering we’ve had in a very long time. And look who’s back! This is Scott’s first outing with the group since his mini-stroke. Spoiler alert: he made it the whole 7K!
And we are off.

That guy above in sandals is visiting from the States without proper hiking footwear. By the end of the hike, his feet were bleeding. Still, he told me it was the best time he’s had in the Philippines. I guess you can take that one way or another, but he seemed to enjoy himself despite the foot pain.

Leaving the pavement behind for a bit.
First cookie delivery of the day.
A fork in the road or a battle of the bellies?
Sweets for the sweet.
Show us the way, Chris.
Another encounter with the Naugsol Falls.
A leap of faith for Swan.
Trekking through the valley.
Over the river on Bridge #4.
The river under the bridge.
Damn, the best was yet to come. Rest in Peace. (I just now noticed how poorly written the sentiments on that banner are.)
Back in streetwalking mode.
Saying goodbye to the rest of the group in Alta Vista and shortcutting up the hill to my house.
An enjoyable 7K adventure.

For my after-hike lunch, Swan surprised me with this:

My first egg-a-burger in the Philippines.

At beer o’clock, we made our way to Sloppy Joe’s. Took our usual seats facing the street and settled in to enjoy the view.

The dregs drinker was busy quenching his thirst again.

As I watched him salvage the remains from the bottom of beer bottles, I was tempted to send him over a fresh one, but then I figured it might spoil the taste he’s grown accustomed to. So, we both sat across the street from one another, enjoying the beverages of our choice. I had to pay for mine, though.

We visited Green Room for the first time in over a week. Manager Jim has now left the job, although the circumstances of his departure are unclear. Owner Dave continues to recover, or maybe it is more like improve, from the ailments that had him on his deathbed recently. I’m told he’s out of the hospital at least. The pending sale of Green Room and Wet Spot is apparently still in process. Sorry to see Dave go, but there is more to life than bar ownership, and he should enjoy the time he has left as best as he is able.

I also had a chat with the mamasan about an issue a customer complained about on one of the internet forums I frequent. The guy said a girl he had taken out from the Green Room stole money and food from his apartment, and when he complained, the issue was ignored by the bar. There are two sides (at least) to every story, and the mamasan said his story didn’t add up. Anyway, if you are a purveyor of bar prostitutes, you are bound to be disappointed with your rental occasionally.

We headed for home after our time at the Green Room. And so another daily grain of sand dropped from the hourglass of life.

Today’s post from the July 2014 LTG archives recounts the tale of how I ran into an old friend and blog reader, Neil, aka Thirsty, at Dolce Vita in Itaewon. I haven’t heard from Neil in the comments for a while, but I hope all is well with him and his family.

Reekay responds to some viewer questions in today’s YouTube video. As usual, he’s full of good advice. My daughter-in-law no longer speaks to me because she disapproves of my lifestyle in the Philippines. I rarely hear from my son as well, but that might be about politics. Maybe one of the blessings of being elderly is not giving a shit anymore. If people choose not to be a part of my life, I’ll live whatever is left without them. It’s their loss, and once I’m gone, it ain’t gonna matter anyway.

Now for the funny business:

That’s some heavy lifting.
Yeah, we are all going to hell.
So many lonely housewives will be disappointed once the door is closed.

Some more earthquakes here in my province this morning, but I slept right through them.

Nothing to get shook up about.

Onward with my Thursday, then. Thanks for stopping by.

Enough said

Acceptance is the first step to recovery. But being delusional was a lot more fun.

Meanwhile, life goes on. Tuesdays feel like that day of the week when there is nothing new to say: grocery shopping, neighborhood walk, Baloy Beach. Been there, done that. Over and over. Rinse and repeat. So, we’ll skip most of that nonsense and keep this post blessedly short.

I do want to share about our first time visit to a new venue: Champs Sports Bar. Well, more accurately, a newly named venue formerly known as the Drunken Sailor at the Baywatch Resort on Baloy Beach. We had gone to Drunken Sailor twice before, and it sucked so bad that we never went back. The owner, who also owns MacArthur’s in Barretto) has been posting on Facebook about Champs, so I thought I’d go see for myself. It’s been redecorated with wall murals of sports stars instead of drunk sailors, so that’s an improvement. They had a couple of cute waitresses, and service was good. Wine by the glass was available, which hadn’t been the case previously. The music was too loud and not to our liking when we arrived, but they turned it down and changed the genre when we asked. We were the only customers during our short visit.

Swan at the entrance to Champs.
Two pool tables, but for some insane reason, they charge 200 pesos per hour to play. I seldom play myself, but when I do, I just play a game or two for fun. I’ve never seen any bar charge an hourly rate before. I do recall back in the long-ago stateside days, some pool tables had a coin slot where you paid a quarter every time you racked the balls.
We didn’t come for the pool; we wanted the beach view vibes.
And our desires in that regard were for the most part satisfied.
Swan taking it all in.
And they might be the only bar in town that has San Miguel Zero in stock (I’m pretty sure that is a vestige of their lack of customers, but still…).
It’s been a while since we’ve watched the sun do that thing it does.
Not bad, not bad at all.

Swan still needed to get her toes in the sand, so we paid our tab and hit the beach.

She’s happy now!

Our beach walk took us past Kokomo’s, and once again, it was closed. So, as far as beach bars go, Champs doesn’t have any competition. We may make Champs a weekly stop, at least until the floating bar returns to service.

Then we did our Tuesday routine of dining at Treasure Island.

TI is by far the best venue on Baloy.
Beef enchiladas for me.
And a beef quesadilla for Swan.

We decided to do our nightcap at Snackbar and enjoy its unique view of the 7-Eleven parking lot. There was a big, big-spending customer there, treating the team to lady drinks, and he had a pizza delivered for them all to enjoy. I’ve seen him there before, back in the days when I used to frequent this venue more often, and he seems like a nice guy.

He’s one of the biggest guys I’ve ever seen, and Snackbar graciously provides him with his own bench for seating comfort.

Just prior to our departure, the MacArthur’s/Champs owner came by and went inside with the Snackbar owner. As usual, they both ignored me. Not that I care, it just seems that being friendly is a good business tactic.

And that’s how another Tuesday came to a close.

It’s now July 2014 in my journey through the LTG archives. This post had me shaking my head as it recounted the time I was admonished in Korea for being too loud. And here I am in the Philippines, where one of my top complaints is about how noisy everyone around me seems to be. Is that what they mean by Karma?

Changing things up a little for today’s YouTube video. It’s a quiz to see if you recognize songs from the 1960s. As bad as my brain is, I still managed to score 100% correct. How about you? (It’s only a three-minute effort.)

And you knew these were coming for you:

Except all those songs from the 1960s…
That would be wicked.
Are you looking at me?

And now, on with my Wednesday.

An ass-kicking climb

He wrecked it.

Yesterday’s Hash trail wasn’t so bad except for that first climb. Steep and slick, just the way I hate it. I made it to the top, though, so there’s that. And someday I may look back and miss those days when I could still drag my sorry ass up into the hills. Live it while you got it!

Things started off easy enough with a pleasant street walk.
Our marathoners were once again leading the pack. They’ve earned the respectful title of FRBs (front-running bitches).
Let the climbing begin.
Yeah, people live up here, so I guess I can’t complain about having to climb the path for the first and last time.
One step after another eventually gets it done.
Did I mention it was steep and muddy?
Come on up!
Made it to the top.
The view from here.
Heading back down.
The descent was comparatively enjoyable.
The short option presented itself and I took it.
A dicey spot on the way down. When there is green on the rock, you may well be in for a slip.
Clear sailing from here on out.
It wasn’t very long, but that’s okay.
On-Home out back at It Doesn’t Matter.
Old guys rehydrating.
Icy recognition (Swan was recognized for double digits (55 runs).
Back up front at IDM for the after-Hash refreshments.
The Gash gathering.

There was some sad news from the Puerto Galera Anniversary Hash this weekend. Several Subic hashers attended the event, as did the Corona Hash group from Angeles City. A Corona hasher brought along her boyfriend, who had never hiked a Hash trail before. Apparently, he didn’t come prepared and collapsed during a climb early on the trail. Efforts were made to revive and comfort him, and eventually, a rescue team carried him down on a stretcher and then transported him to a local hospital. That’s where he died. Honestly, I’ve always been surprised there aren’t more casualties amongst the Hash participants. Count your blessings, drink plenty of water, proceed with caution, and hope to live to see another Hash is how I roll.

In other news, Swan made me another Filipino breakfast burrito yesterday.

A tortilla filled with yumminess.
The innards.

In this post from the June 2014 LTG archives, I recount a journey I made to Songtan (south of Seoul), where I participated in a dart tourney. I find it shocking that a mere eleven years ago, I was staying out in party mode until 3:30 in the morning. I’ve become such a lightweight in my old age. And yeah, I still miss the good ol’ days in Korea.

Let’s check in with the Filipina Pea for her thoughts on some common misconceptions foreigners bring with them to the Philippines. Well, it is what it is, and I’m still here, going on eight years now, so I reckon the good outweighs the bad. You either learn to live with the downsides or you leave.

Let’s get the funny business out of the way:

Not so far—maybe I need to drink more beer.
I thought it was bass ackwards.
This should be a tourism poster.

And that’s all I’ve got for today.

When you ain’t got Zero…

…you see the Light

I’m not sure what’s going on, but almost all the bars in town are out of Zero. There was none at last week’s Hash either. The San Miguel distributor says it is “not available,” but I have no idea why that might be. Oh well, desperate times call for desperate measures, so San Mig Light it is for now. I just need to adjust my consumption level to compensate for the higher alcohol content (5% versus 3%). Wish me luck with that. Queen Victoria didn’t have Zero at the RSL event last night, and this was the result:

Yeah, the joke was on me.

Oh well, at least we haven’t been hit by a killer quake. Yet. I’m seeing a lot of posts on Facebook claiming we are overdue for a massive earthquake on the fault line that runs through the Philippines. The scattered ones we’ve experienced these past two weeks are a precursor of what’s to come, and we should prepare accordingly. Yeah, right. I’m not going to start sleeping under the bed. Unless, of course, I have too many Lights.

Living on the edge.

Life goes on. Until it doesn’t. In the meantime, here’s how I’ve been filling the hours. We kicked off Sunday morning with the Sweets Stroll.

Lovebirds on a wire and a Swan in the street.
Taking care of business.
For some reason, this is my least favorite part of the Sunday Sweets Stroll.
And this walking through the woods portion is my favorite.
A sweet 5K stroll.

Next on the Sunday agenda was attending the Returned Services League (RSL) charity raffle held at Queen Victoria Bar. I arrived at four p.m. and things went on until 7:30. I didn’t take it Light-ly, and invested 2000 pesos in drawing tickets. At the end of the night, all I had to show for it was a pretty good buzz. Still, it was for a good cause, so no complaints.

The big event was the Reverse Draw. They sell 120 tickets at 1000 pesos each, then start drawing numbers. The last ticket drawn is the big winner. My ticket got drawn amongst the first forty. Oh well, at least the suspense was over relatively quickly.
My losing ticket and RSL ID.
That’s Swan’s sister on the right. I don’t remember who the guy is.
The house was packed for the raffle.
Me and that girl who lives at my house.
I treated our table to a pizza from the joint across the street. Yeah, that’s pineapple on top. That’s how we roll in the Philippines.

By the end of the event, I didn’t have anything left, so we were homeward bound. It’s good to know your limits, otherwise I might have gone to the karaoke joint next door.

Moving forward through June 2014 in the LTG archives, I pay a Father’s Day tribute of sorts to my dad in this post.

“Papa writes to Johnny, but Johnny can’t come home.”

My dad made it to 83 despite his lifetime of beer drinking and smoking. Ever since I turned 70, I’ve been feeling like it could all end tomorrow. Today’s YouTube video explains why fools like me don’t last long past the seventy-year milestone.

‘Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.’

–Mark Twain

On now to what I call humor:

It took me a minute to get this, I guess I had my head up my ass.
This isn’t a masterpiece of good humor; it’s about as bad as a pun gets.
That’s more like it!

And here we are again on the cusp of another Hash Monday. No idea what the Hare, Demolition Derby, has in store, but I’ll bring my shortcutting tools just in case. The On-Home is at It Doesn’t Matter, so that will make the after-Hash easy to get to at least. Check here tomorrow to see how it went.