Hash on!

Welp, my version of the Hash trail almost qualified as enjoyable. It began with a long, steady climb, which is never my idea of fun, but the fact that I’d never done that portion of the trail before made it easier to take. Coming back down from the top was quite steep in places, but the worst part was those pesky vines that like to wrap around your ankles and trip you up. I had a few stumbles because of them, but I never hit the ground. The Hare, Leech My Nuggets, had another big climb laid out towards the end of the trail, but our sane group avoided it with a street walk through Calapacuan instead. We did 6.5K, and that was plenty!

We began our trek on the far side of Subic town
A gathering of Hashers at the starting point
And we are On-On!
A tree I liked on the riverside
The first rickety bridge of the day
It carried the load
So did this one
Up we go
Heels to the hills
The scenery was nice
The half way up view
Working our way up
We encountered these grannies out looking for firewood to cook with. Swan handed them some biscuits to enjoy. Filipinos pronounce it “biss quits”
A shelter from the storm
Playing leap log
Valley view
Easter mountain under wire
This young mother has the worst shack in the neighborhood. I felt bad for her and gave her cookies and fifty pesos for rice.
A refreshing walk through a mango grove after finishing our hill.
Through the fields we go
Stare fight with a carabao
Street walkin’ shortcutters
On Home at Smokes and Bottles
One of my favorite Hash venues
Rehydration is always vital after the rigorous Hash trail
The price you pay for being the last to pay
Another fine adventure
And a pleasant Hash aftermath at It Doesn’t Matter

Next week we are doing an Outstation Hash in Floridablanca. That’s about halfway between Subic and Angeles City. I’ll be spending the weekend in Angeles and Hashing with the AC Hash on Sunday. Looking forward to getting out of town again.

Where we will be. As I understand it, the trail begins under that bridge.

I’m still struggling with learning to say no to seconds.

I’m not giving up.

Today’s entry from the LTG archives is a post honoring my son on his twenty-seventy birthday. Today he turns forty-seven.

Happy birthday, Kevin
Eight years ago, while on vacation in the Philippines, I met John Brant in person. I’d been following John’s vlog, My Philippines Fantasy, for a couple of years. It was through him that I became interested in Hashing. After I moved here, I see John out and about in the bars (he’d quit the Hash before I arrived) and he’d do videos of the SOB dances. Sadly, John has been diagnosed with Parkinson’s disease and he is rarely seen these days.

The last vlog I’ve seen from John was this one from a year ago.

I don’t bother much with Grammarly these days, not that it ever did my any good anyway. I still have my premium subscription and with that comes an occasional report card. Today the emailed me my weekly fuckups:

Easy for you to say

I’m still poking and prodding on Facebook:

The ignorance never ceases to amaze
Fuck them both and fuck them all. Russia was wrong to invade, Ukraine is wrong to refuse to seek a negotiated peace. Meanwhile, innocents on both sides are dying.

The best thing about today’s YouTube video is that it is only four minutes long. The vlogger’s accented voice is sometimes hard to understand, but his point about being able to eat cheap here (a dollar a day) is true. Lucky thing, too, given the poverty that permeates this country.

Humor time:

Yeah, but when I do, I’m breaking bad
Sorry to hear that he accidently tripped and fell on a steak knife during dinner.
Alrighty then, bad grammar is worse than that fall.

And on that note, we will declare today’s post at its blissful end. I hope to be back tomorrow with more of my usual crapola.

Doing it all again

Sundays come and Sundays go; without a calendar, it would be hard to tell them apart. Except when I’m out of town, like I was last week and will be next week. So, I guess this Sunday stands alone, even if it is a tad familiar.

When I got up to take my morning piss, I noticed this circle on the floor:

Upon closer examination, it turned out to be a ring of tiny ants. I dispersed them to insect heaven with a squirt of Baygon poison.

We kicked off the morning with the Candy Walk. I did one of my lame videos of the beginning of our journey. It’s eleven minutes long, but that’s why they make 2X speed to ease your suffering.

Marian Hills with some decorations for the upcoming Fiesta
The kids were out playing in the field, but spotted us and came a-running.
Granny identifies as a little girl, and who are we to argue?
This tree caught my eye
Here they come!
Sweets for the sweet

We dispensed 270 candy bags on our 6K walkabout.

I heard from the peanut vendor, Emmanuel, that he was once again experiencing breathing difficulties, and he asked me for some money to refill his oxygen tanks. I’ve helped him out in the past, and I wasn’t going to say no this time. We met up at the Baloy 7-Eleven while I was en route to the Hideaway feeding. There are now seven girls working at Hideaway (up from four), and the food total from Jewel was 1500 pesos. That provided some perspective on the money I had just given to Emmanuel. Food is nice, but air is better.

Dinner is delivered
Dinner is devoured

With the feeding accomplished, I headed for the beach.

A busy afternoon on the sand in Barretto
My destination awaits
The view from the floating bar
Riding the banana!
Sharing is caring, even when it’s a fart
Putting my pursed lips to good use!

Then we were off to dinner at John’s place.

The usual view from our perch
And a colorful sky to enjoy as we dined
I ordered the pulled pork sandwich without a bun. I also gave my fries to Swan to go with her, you guessed it, birria tacos.

A brief nightcap visit to Green Room, and then we were homeward bound.

Close enough for government (retired) work

As I continue my journey through the LTG archives, I’ve discovered that most of my posts back then were every bit as mundane and meaningless as they are today. And yet, here we are. But sometimes, there’s a flower among the thorns. A post from May 2005 called Sorry is a good example of that. It’s one paragraph saying I was going through some shit (I don’t recall what now) and was taking a break from the blog. But what made it worthwhile reading again was this comment from my mother:

the Brave man wins the battle, cause he fights and fights to win….many battles to be fought in a lifetime my darling son…..I love you….

Thanks for that, mom. You were right. My battle had only begun back then. I miss you!

I don’t recall viewing today’s YouTube vlogger previously, but the subject of online sextortion is something warranting situational awareness. Before my move here, I was scammed by a couple of the girls I’d met online, but not in this way. I just foolishly sent them money.

And we’ll cleanse the palate with these:

Your move, Kirk
I can picture you doing that
Sounds like she was good at taking dick-tation

Okay, that’s enough for now. It’s Hash Monday and Leech My Nuggets is the Hare. He is known for his challenging, but well marked, trails. If this picture he posted is any indication, he has elevated his standards today:

Wish me luck!

And there is always the shortcut option.

Early over

When you are retired for going on seven years, weekends lose the charm that they once held. Even Saturday night is not worth staying up late for. Or maybe I’m just an old geezer shouting at the clouds. Whatever the case may be, my window for adventure doesn’t stay open long these days. A sweet Saturday stroll with Swan in the morning, some beach time in the afternoon, food and live music in the early evening, and back home by 7:30 p.m. That’s pretty much how I’m rolling through life lately.

Leaving my neighborhood to deliver some sweetness in the surrounding neighborhoods.
The kids come running when they spot us in the first neighborhood visit of the morning. That kid in front appears to be defying gravity.
The second ‘hood
Over the river
And passing through neighborhood #3
Ernesto had five years on me. RIP.
The fourth neighborhood
And the fifth and final of the day
The route of our stroll

I fill the hours between the morning walk and late afternoon imbibing wasting my time on the internet and wasting your time with boring blog posts like this one. As beer o’clock nears, I try to decide where I’m going to plop my sorry ass to down some brews.

Yeah, there’s that

Anyway, I thought we’d do a Baloy Beach Saturday evening, starting with that new bar, Drunken Sailor, at the Baywatch Resort. I was curious if business had picked up any since my last visit. I guess it hadn’t, because it was closed. That’s a shame; it could be a nice venue with a little effort. Oh well, not my problem.

A barefoot walk in the sand for Swan was next

Then we popped into another newish venue, Kim’s Place, ordered some beers, and pulled up a seat on the beach. I chatted with Kim, and he is ready to host the March 31 Hash On-Home.

It will be nice to have our Circle on a sandy beach again.
The sun didn’t show its shiny face before disappearing yesterday

Then we moseyed up the beach to Treasure Island and enjoyed the live music.

And shared a plate of chicken wings. I had the leftovers for breakfast this morning.

Over the course of three hours, I had three beers at Kim’s and four at Treasure Island. If my math is correct, that’s only one beer every twenty-five minutes. I guess I really am learning to slow down. And despite it only being half past seven, I was ready to call it a night. I’m not complaining; that’s just the way it is these days.

Back on track. Let’s see how long I can keep it up.

I’m no expert on CICO diets, but if my total intake for the week is in line with the sum of my daily goal, does that work? In other words, if I’m over by 300 calories total for We, Th, Fr, but under by 300 on Sa, am I still on track to lose weight? Yeah, I’d best just stick with trying not to exceed my daily target.

I don’t know, maybe I was getting a little homesick four months into my Korea life almost twenty years ago, but I posted some pics of American gals at the Mardi Gras. Meow! In the comments, my dad advised me not to take my gun to town. I miss those days when I had family that gave a shit about my life.

Facebook reminded me that six years ago, I was enjoying views like this while Hashing in Palawan.

Were were a few miles outside Puerto Princesa
It got a little rocky in places
Life’s a beach

I really need to go back there again one day soon.

Today’s YouTube video talks about weird aspects of Filipino culture. I don’t know, I’ve been here long enough that everything is getting normalized. Except the driving. Damn, still amazes me how bad they drive with no common sense or skills. Choosing not to drive here was the right call.

How about these:

I can dig it
I’ll drink to that!
It could result in a chain reaction

Time to get back to those Sunday routines. Feeding, floating, eating, and drinking. What a life, eh?

Getting high again

Just a couple showed up for the Friday group hike.

That would be us

I asked Swan where she’d like to go, and she responded, “Kalaklan.” Sometimes I wonder if she’s trying to kill me! Well, I didn’t want to disappoint her, so we caught a Jeepney out of town to the easiest way up the ridge I know of. Spoiler alert: I survived! But since you’re reading this post, I guess you know that already.

Up we go!
Half way up and I was feeling wired
The Gordon Heights part of Olongapo City
The other side of town, including SBMA (the old Navy base)

Here’s a two-minute video Swan made when we reached the ridgeline road.

Everything up here is shacks and shanties, except this place. I’m not sure how or why it was built, but it would be an interesting place to live. They’ve recently improved the dirt road enough that you could probably access the house with a 4×4 vehicle
We came across this gent having lunch beside the trail. Swan chatted with him a bit, and he was there to work on clearing a lot he had obtained. We gave him some cookies for dessert.
My little town of Barretto.
It turns out that a good portion of our hike followed the Hash trail we missed last week. I love it when that happens!
Heading on down
The view of Easter Mountain from here
I’m such a poser
And I was happy to see my cookie kids again. Whenever I miss this trail, the other Hashers tell me the kids were looking for me.
Hope to see you again next time!
Steppin’ down.
We only did about 5K
But gained some elevation

The SOB was being held at Whiskey Girl bar, and I elected not to attend. The last time I was there, they had no wine available for Swan. It’s not my favorite venue anyway, so we spent our Friday evening going to other seldom-visited bars.

Two beers at Cheap Charlies, taking in the view of the ridge we climbed earlier in the day

Then we went to Jewel Cafe for dinner. We had both been craving the filet mignon steaks they serve there. We were a little disappointed to discover that the price had gone up from 499 pesos to 599. If my math is correct, that’s a 20% increase.

The steaks had always been small, but damn, raise the price and lower the volume? They were still tasty, what little there was of them.

We hadn’t been to Mugshots bar since it reopened after being remodeled. The pool table is gone now, replaced with a stage for dancing girls. It was just what Barretto needed—another go-go bar. Not! They still had the signage up for their pool tourneys, which was a sad reminder of what was and now will not be. I’m not even a pool player, but I’d heard people talk about Mugshots being a great venue for playing. I didn’t much care for the new vibe, and I doubt I’ll be returning any time soon.

We did our nightcap at Alaska Club. As soon as I walked in, I knew something was a little off. Oh yeah, most of the dancers were at Whiskey Girl for the SOB competition. Duh. No big deal; only one dancer to tip, so I saved some coin. We pulled the plug on our evening out a little earlier than usual and headed for home.

I made smoothies for our bedtime treat but then made the mistake of going back for seconds.

Shame on me!

Nearly twenty years ago, I first became a fan of the Big Hominid blog by Kevin Kim. I was so impressed with his Arbor Day post from 2005 that I quoted it in its entirety here at LTG. It was and is some impressive writing and remains one of my favorites.

Twelve years ago, I was celebrating with my old friend Duke Gates at the newly opened Hooters in Seoul. Duke is one of those friends who has vanished from social media and doesn’t respond to emails. I hope he is doing okay.

You don’t see many hooters in Korea, and these Hooters girls were no exception. I understand that the franchise in Seoul is now closed.

Time for another Q&A session with The Filipina Pea. I have almost zero tolerance for drama in a relationship; more often than not, drama derives from jealousy. Back in my dating days, I didn’t come back for seconds when a jealous nature was revealed. I’m delighted that Swan is secure enough in her self-esteem and our relationship that she doesn’t feel threatened by other females we encounter.

Let’s see if I can put a smile on your face:

The first cut is the deepest
Stop, you’re killing me!
Damn, talk about getting fucked in the ass!

Another day of blogging is in the books. Now to get on with the rest of my life. I’ll be back.

Horsin’ around with the neighbors

Another day, another walk. Later on, I got a chelation injection. And in a refreshing change of pace, I visited zero bars yesterday. Not to worry, I had Zeros at home and took them with me to a gathering with the next-door neighbors. Here’s some of what I saw as I made my way through another Thursday in paradise.

Oh, what a tangled web we weave…
Two of nature’s treats
That mountain we call Easter
Candy for the kids, pellets for the puppies. That’s just the way Swan rolls. I hope she never mixes up the two.
This section of the My Bitch trail is now a dirt road. I’m not sure what the future will bring next.
Feeding another stray
Burn, baby, burn!
The route of our 7K journey

No issues with the needle Dr. Jo stuck in my vein. She commented on my recently lowered blood pressure (110/70 yesterday) and that my reduced dosage of bp meds will relieve strain on my kidneys. Next week is the final round in this chelation session (two injections, one IV). After that, I’ll have my blood work done again to see if I’m getting results like lowered blood sugar. Here’s hoping!

The neighborhood gathering at Jeff and Devina’s was a day at the races theme. That horse racing board game is their second favorite social activity after karaoke.

I contributed brownies, as usual
This dip for the tortilla chips was quite a treat
There was also this platter of tasty meats, cheese, and snacks
The sun at five p.m. when we started
And an hour later when we kicked off the horse races
The winner is decided by a roll of the dice. Multiple rolls, until a numbered steed crosses the finish line.

We played three rounds, and I was lucky enough to win once.

The best part of the evening was hanging out with the group and enjoying our favorite beverages.

I went a little crazy when we got back home…

…and lost my ability to say no to a slice of apple pie a la mode.
Close, but no cigar. At least I don’t smoke.

Today’s weigh-in has me at 231.7, up from 231.6. Not too bad, considering my recent lack of discipline. Hopefully, the downward journey will resume this week.

Back in April 2005, I wrote about having The Rainy Day Blues after a night of overindulgence while playing pool in Itaewon. It does have a familiar ring to it. One of the things I’m enjoying about these long-ago posts is the comments, like this one from my then-wife:

Here is a better idea. Don’t go to bars except on odd occasions. You never use to go to bars. You sat at home and played Civ III or blogged. You filled up your entire evenings and weekends. Maybe we could play virtual scrabble or cards. Look in to it before you develop a habit that I simply will not tolerate when you return home. Sorry to sound so much like a wife, but I am the wife.

She’d hate my life in the Philippines.

Six years ago, I participated in a Hash Bash in beautiful Palawan. That’s different than a Nash Hash, but it was a great time I’d almost forgotten about until Facebook reminded me today.

Here’s a headline from five years ago that would lead to a scamdemic overreaction by the local authorities here in the Philippines.

Curfews, lockdowns, face masks, face shields, social distancing, alcohol bans, and quarantine passes were all right around the corner. Never forget! Never be fooled again!

I’ll be turning seventy years old in August (assuming nothing goes wrong before then), so today’s YouTube video about seven signs predicting how long you’ll live after that milestone caught my eye. I’m happy to report that I’m doing just fine in six of those categories. Standing on one leg for ten seconds is something I need to work on. Of course, getting squashed trying to cross the National highway or falling off a cliff while hiking would negate all those positive signs. My plan remains to keep living until I die. Wish me luck with that!

Maybe you’ll find these funny:

She got the breast deal she could
I’ll stick with the brown bread here in the PI
A simple misunderstanding. I’m sure you’ll be forgiven.

And that’s all he wrote. For today, anyway. Who knows what the future holds?

Simply irresistible

Sometimes, it is just hard to say no regardless of the consequences. C’est la vie.

The Wednesday Walkers took a Jeepney ride out to Calapandayan and commenced hiking from there. We began with a climb up a trail we hadn’t been on for years, and from the look of things, no one else had either—a leafy mess with low overhanging branches to maneuver around. We wandered around up top for a bit before making our way back down to the familiar streets of Calapacuan.

Out of the Jeepney and ready to roll
This week’s iteration of the Wednesday Walkers
Up we go
Steep and buried in leaves makes for a hard trail up
But we got there
The bay view
Options galore
The village route
Cookie delivery
What goes up, must come down
Easter Mountain from here
Almost bottomed out
What’s a hike without a rickety bridge crossing?
The rare older than me passing
The have Nazi politicians in the Philippines, too? Who knew?
Finishing our journey with a highway walk
Here to there

The usual shit at home, then back to Barretto. The first stop was an overdue haircut; then we grabbed some dinner at Sit-n-Bull.

A steak from Salisbury for me

It had been a week since we last visited our regular haunts, Green Room and Wet Spot. I had a bag of treats to share with our bargirl friends. In addition to the usual cookies and lollipops, I brought along two of these:

Buko (coconut) pie.

I’d never had this Filipino delicacy before, but an acquaintance kept sending me begging messages to purchase some for her church fundraiser. I finally relented and bought five.

That’s what it looks like on the inside

Naturally, when I got home I had a slice. Smothered in vanilla ice cream, of course.

I went off the charts yesterday.
Me and that voice in my head

Fifteen years ago, I was darting and drinking at my old hangout, Dolce Vita, there in the heart of Itaewon.

Another life in another world.

My lefty pals seem to have fallen in love with that Ukrainian comedian. None of them seem to want to join the fight, though.

Other than that, he seems like a nice guy

Today’s YouTube vlogger suggests that pussified men of the West are fleeing to places like the Philippines. I don’t know; I haven’t seen what he describes in my retirement community. I did witness several young men in the bars last night (probably civilian seamen from merchant ships in port) surrounded by bargirls and spending big on lady drinks. That’s a win for the girls and a profit for the bars, so no complaints from me about that. Have fun!

Funny or not, here they come:

Welp, I trying to do better, but I’m making no promises
Why didn’t I think of that? That’s also how old I am.
It will heal, Captain

Chelation is on tap for this afternoon, then a gathering at the neighbor’s house. Better get those brownies in the oven!

Back to it

Hey, they wouldn’t be routines if you didn’t do them routinely. So, yesterday, I did what I did on Tuesday.

Mama has her routines as well, like waiting for me on Tuesday morning when I’m on my way to the grocery store.

When the shopping was done, I took a walk to get reacquainted with the neighborhood.

Easter Mountain is still there
And so is the biggest house in Alta Vista
I hit a portion of most of the streets in the ‘hood.

When beer o’clock rolled around, we headed for Baloy Beach. If you’ve got ten minutes to waste, you can join us on our walk through Alta Vista as we made our way.

It had been a while since our last visit, but not much had changed on Baloy.

Some new signage at Baywatch Resort. This place has potential, we’ll see if the new owner can pull it off.
Swan got her toes in the sand fix, so she was happy
Still floating
Not very busy during our visit
The cutest girl there
Not much of a sunset, especially compared to the ones we saw in La Union
As good as it got
This is the dicey-looking entrance to Kim’s Place, a newish hangout on the beach
Not a large-scale operation
But Swan could sit there barefoot
And this is the view

Kim’s Place is penciled in for our Hash On-Home venue on March 31. I’ve discussed it with owner Kim, and his only concern is adequate seating for 40+ Hashers.

Not enough of those benches, and they might not hold up under the weight of several well-endowed Hashers.

Kim will see if the neighbor will let us use some of the adjoining beach huts. Hopefully, it will work out, and we’ll have an occasional beach venue to enjoy.

We finished our evening out with some dinner at Treasure Island (we shared enchiladas and tacos).

TI had Fox News on the TV. I prefer the music these days
Back on track

I didn’t lose any weight last week, but it doesn’t look like I gained any, either.

That’s how I’ll know I’ve achieved my goal

Almost twenty years ago, I ventured up “Hooker Hill” in Itaewon and discovered a dive bar called Grand Ole Opry. I wrote about the experience here.

Back in 1973, I was practicing gun control at “The Filthy Five” (some land my parents owned in Perris, California):

Rifle in my hands, pistol on my waist

I joined the Facebook political chorus with these submissions:

Sometimes petulant children need some tough love
Don’t be told what to believe; decide for yourself

Yesterday’s YouTube video sucked, sorry about that! I’ll make up for it today with some good stuff from the Filipina Pea. I always enjoy it when she opens the mailbag and answers questions from her viewers:

And the funny business:

Like mother, like daughter. Run, Forrest, run!
Crash, burn, and throw it away
There are worse things than her looking down in the mouth

Okay, well, at least I tried. Thanks for your indulgence.

A Hashless Monday

Now what am I gonna talk about?

My final complimentary breakfast at Go Resort. Yesterday was also the last day of my “I don’t give a fuck” diet. Today, I’m back to being responsible. More or less.
A final glimpse of the ocean before checkout time
A tree I saw on the drive home
A view out the car window on the expressway

Got home and did some blogging, and then it was back to Barretto to join in the Hash aftermath fun.

It Doesn’t Matter where I was; it’s good to be home again!

And that was that.

Some things I am remembering today.

In April 2017, I wrote a readers’ submission for the Stickman Bangkok website, telling the story of my broken heart and how I had developed A Brand New Plan. Needless to say, things didn’t go according to that plan. I hope love is worth the potential pain.

Then, in August 2020, I wrote a post here at LTG called, Keep The Change, which proved to be a milestone on the road that led me to where I am today. Let’s hope I never forget those lessons!

I’ll be visiting Angeles City the weekend after next, so today’s YouTube video presented information on areas I might best avoid during my stay. Well, I’m not big on the Walking Street (now called Red Street) go-go bar scene, and there are plenty of bars and restaurants closer to my hotel (The Boomerang) anyway.

Things that appeal to my low standards of humor:

I see what you did there
Dig deeper, Mr. Jones
Yep, getting old stinks, but it sounds good to be alive

Time to get on with today. I’ll tell you all about it tomorrow.

Done with the weekend

A bloody start to the day

I don’t recall the last time I drank the traditional morning alcoholic beverage known as a Bloody Mary. Not my favorite blend of flavors, but it was offered for free prior to starting our Sunday morning Hash trail. I only had the one because I prefer keeping my walkoholism separate from my alcoholism. The hike commenced at the Blue Cat and was short and flat.

I reckon this would be one of my hangouts if I lived in Bauang
Art on the wall
The view out the back
Hashers gathered for the final day of the Nash Hash
As seen from my table
My fellow Subic Hashers
An we are On-On for the third and final day of Hashing
A brief jaunt on the highway
A tree I like along the way
I have to hand it to the Hare for a unique method of marking the trail
A pleasant beach stroll
And for once, I wasn’t bringing up the rear
There was something a little ghostly about this place
Sunny beaches
I think I would enjoy living in La Union, especially if I had a house like this one on the beach
Leaving the sand behind
A rickety bridge we DIDN’T cross
The rare signage telling folks not to throw trash in the creek
Creekside walking
I’ve seen dirtier water
Another shady carabao
Some time amongst the peanuts, but no sign of Lucy or Charlie Brown
Through the fields we go
Nearing the end of our trek
Our On-Home was at this nice resort a few kilometers out of town
The route of our very pleasant 4K journey
Enjoying some post-hike beverages with Cums Alone
And a free buffet lunch for all the Hashers
I managed to overcome my temptation to ride the slide
Well, the spelling ain’t right
After the closing ceremony at the Hash, we loaded into Jeepneys for the ride back into town

Want to spend a minute riding along?

But the after-Hash fun was just beginning. We were invited to join our Hash host, Booked Up, for some pizza and liquid refreshments at his house.

Thanks for having us!

And then, it was back to the Go Resort for our final night in La Union.

You knew this was going to happen, right?
Back home it’s the sun behind the mountains
So an ocean sunset is a rare treat
Nicely done!
Hanging out with some other Hashers staying at the Go Resort
Some tasty sweet and sour pork for dinner
I was just talkin’ to the moon

And then it was back to the room for me. Before I went to bed, I posted my usual bullshit on Facebook.

Like this, which is funny whatever your politics. At least I think so.

But there is more to life than politics, so I also posted this:

I thought it was funny

But Facebook didn’t. I woke up this morning to this:

Did you see any nudity or sexual activity in that photo above? Neither did I.
I filed an appeal and requested a review

Lo and behold, I just got this message:

Photo back up…
…and account restrictions removed. Geez.

Anyhoo, I am safely back home in my humble abode here in Barretto. It was a great four days in La Union!

The YouTube video for today talks about the pitfalls of helping out so-called “friends.” I guess I’ve been lucky in that regard, at least so far. I have a few hundred dollar bills that are the old style, and none of the exchange places will accept them. I don’t have any reason to believe they might be counterfeit (I got them from a US bank the last time I was there), but I’ll just hold onto them for now.

The funny stuff:

He’s noun the wiser!
Turn it on, turn it up, turn me loose
Sounds like tit-for-tat

No Hash for me today, but it’s a Vienna Sausage trail, so I’m not missing much. I’ll still visit It Doesn’t Matter this evening to see my fellow Subic Hashers again. I’ll get back to “normal” tomorrow!

Wasting away again…

…in Margaritaville.

I’ve got another Hash run to attend this morning, so I’m just going to slap up some photos of yesterday’s events for your viewing pleasure. The medium trail (6K) on a hot day with a climb near the end was more challenging than I imagined it would be. But getting passed near the end by a couple of the “ball buster trail” (19K) runners put things in perspective. The first Hasher to finish overall was a ballbuster and his time was three hours and nineteen minutes. It took me two hours to do 6K. I’m just glad I made it back still breathing.

After the Hash, we had the long forty-minute Jeepney ride back to Bauang. A shower at the hotel, then a stroll to the Blue Cat bar featuring free Margaritas for all the Hashers. I don’t usually drink cocktails, but it seemed impolite to decline such a generous offer. A couple of drinks later, it was time to board the Jeepneys again for the ride to our dinner venue. Some good food, music and cultural dancing filled the hours until it was time to head to bed.

The view from my room
One of the Jeepneys for the forty-minute ride to the start of the trail
Out of the Jeepneys
The Hares weren’t there but left a greeting
On-On!
An easy beginning
Pleasant countryside
There were some gentle ups and downs along the way, but easy enough
Dam, get over it!
Lots of farmland out this way
Nature’s beauty
The day’s only cookie delivery
Things got a little woodsy
The first real uphill began here
A good sign at the top, but we were only halfway there
The view from here
Ramshackle hut
A shady place to rest
The path ahead
Yeah, I’ve seen that before…
The big hill awaits
A rest stop along the way up
Onward and upward
That’s not the top
That gal is one of the ballbuster trail Hashers who passed me. Impressive!
Getting down at last
Glad that horny boy was friendly!
Farm life
A not-so-rickety bridge, made of rebar instead of bamboo
Swan says that’s tobacco
Now there’s a good sign!
And I get a peaceful, easy feeling
Ah, this is the definition of rickety
Don’t worry, the fat guy made it across
The On-Home was in an empty field in the middle of nowhere
The writing on the wall
The route we walked
The MapMyWalk app stats
My Fitbit said I done good

The long Jeepney ride back to town, a brief rest, then it was time party some more.

Margarita time!

I got a tingly feeling after two of those puppies, so I went outside to wait for the Jeepneys to take us to dinner.

I never knew this hotel existed, about ten minutes out of town at the end of long road off the highway
On a nice beach
Swan got to enjoy her sundown
Some nice music was provided
My dinner plate from the buffet line. The main course was lechon baboy (roast pig)
And a cultural dance performance

I got drafted by one of the dancers to join in a routine. I wasn’t drunk, I swear!

So, the night ended on a high note.

The fun is not done yet. Here’s today’s agenda:

I’m up for one last trail this morning

In the memories department, three years ago, John’s place moved to a new location.

The upstairs open air bar never took off like the old location
And now, John is gone. RIP!

Today’s YouTube video is all about my hometown that I haven’t seen for days now!

Some quick humor:

Sorry!
I’m funny when you’re drunk
It’s fun to be nuts!

Running late, gotta go. Heading back home tomorrow, so things will be normal again. Sorry about that!

Sex on the beach

A long but pleasant Hashful day. And to end any suspense, I was still upright when the day was done. Yesterday’s kick-off event began with a morning Hash run. Three trails were on offer: long, medium, and short. My intent was to go medium, but when we reached the junction with the long trail, I was up for a hill climb and took the long route. Compared to my recent trek to Tralala, getting up and over wasn’t too difficult, and I did not regret my choice.

Leaving “home” for the walk to the Hash start location.
The gathering crowd at Tropical Garden Resort
And we are On-On!
It always feels nice to walk through an area for the first time.
A peaceful pond
Abandoned buildings along the way
Feeling a little corny!
The hill portion of the hike begins
Making it under the wire
A few steep spots, but an otherwise gentle up and down
Then we were back on the flat
Easter Mountain’s little brother?
Through the fields we go
The final push to the finish
The Hare said the long trail was 6K, but my tracker showed a tad under 5K

La Union Hash doesn’t sit on the ice, they drench you with water instead.

And the bucket brigade was out in force to ensure everyone got to experience a soaking
My turn
Splish splash
Soaked to the skin

After the Hash circle was done, we were served a lunch. The upcoming event was two hours later, so I went back to my hotel for a nap. Waking up somewhat refreshed, it was time to head to the Blue Cat for some sex on the beach.

Hashers enjoying their free sex on the beach
I don’t recall ever having a sex on the beach cocktail before. It wasn’t bad, and best of all, it was free for all the Hashers!
The view from Blue Cat
The sun went down, but I was still going

The Full Moon Hash was up next. This event was held at the Footlights Bar, about a kilometer up the highway. I walked, which demonstrates how much self-discipline I was maintaining.

Hanging out at Footlights

The Full Moon Hash was for men only (the ladies did a Half Moon at another bar), and only Hashers could attend. There were some games that we were expected to participate in and some topless dancing to keep us entertained. The Hash code of honor precludes me revealing more about the night’s events.

Keeping my wits about me and feeling the pangs that come from skipping dinner, I departed Footlights around eight and took a trike back to the hotel.

Since I’m still in my “fuck it” diet mode, I had my first hamburger on a bun sine November.

That was the extent of the damage done last night. I didn’t fall down, throw up, or make an ass of myself. Let’s hope I can keep it that way today.

The planets all came out to watch last night!
Today’s agenda

I’ll be doing the medium trail, which is purported to be 6K in length. The “ball breaker” trail is nineteen kilometers long, and anyone doing that one had to sign a waiver relieving the Hash from any responsibility for an unfavorable outcome.

It’s going to be a long day again. Hopefully, I’ll still be standing at the end of it.

Today’s YouTube video is shocking in the sense that people wouldn’t have figured this shit out before moving here. This is not to say I didn’t have to learn some things the hard way myself after making the move.

Here’s your dose of daily humor:

This hits a little too close to home.
I’ve lost my sense of smell and fart with impunity these days
Stick with it!

Time to head for Tropical Garden for the start of today’s trail. We’ll be taking a 45 minute Jeepney ride to wherever it is we are hiking today. I’ve been assured it will be nothing like that mountain trek we did here last month. Only one way to find out for sure! Wish me luck.