I ain’t afraid of no ghost

Happy Halloween!

That’s a nice trick…
…and here’s your treat!

Now that we have those annual niceties out of the way, let’s get on with today’s post.

I woke up to some scary skies this morning.

It rained just enough to scare me into not walking this morning. I’ll try not to let that happen again.

Swan made me breakfast. This is my last morning of being a bad boy. Promise!

Let’s talk about the goodness of yesterday instead. Starting with the Wednesday Walkers trek in the Naugsol countryside.

The group who made the journey to the start in Michael’s comfy car.
Heading out (I took a pee break so I’m a little behind, but I’m not an ass!)
There is a landfill at the end of this road, and occasionally, a truckload of Trump voters would pass by.
Those twin peaks are the breast!
The dogs were mostly friendly
Walkin’ the riverbank
The Matain River on its way to the bay.
Did I just fart?
The riverside became impassable, so we did a little trespassing. The residents were nice about it, though.
An encounter with wet feet
Tit-for-tat
A cookie delivery
Construction continues on what will one day be a bypass highway around Barretto. Will it be completed in my lifetime? Stay tuned.
I had no idea that Swan was carrying a baggie of dog food to share with the stray dogs (like that one in front of the steamroller).
On up we go
These are comparatively small hills. No one seems to know how and where the road will go up and over Kalaklan Ridge.
The Naugsol valley
It was a little eerie seeing this written in the dirt in the middle of nowhere.
Down in the valley, the valley so low.
A valley view
A tree I liked
Valley living
Every picture tells a story. Swan has been making monthly payments on this piece of land, and she was shocked and dismayed to see the ongoing construction. Hopefully, she’ll get it sorted, but I’m staying out of it. Foreigner intervention in issues like this is not welcome or appreciated.
We saw some cute chicks during our walk
Over Bridge #4 we go
And a stroll through the village of Naugsol near the end of our journey
And for you Easter Mountain fans
Just a tad over 6K on a very pleasant hike.

The cliffhanger on yesterday’s post was whether I’d journey out to the bars under the threat of rain. Those of you who voted “yes” got it right. A few sprinkles on the way, but we were safely inside the confines of The Maze bar complex before the heavy stuff came down.

The rainy view from BarCelona

Finished things up early (before 7:30!) at Green Room, and headed home with some food from Sit-n-Bowl.

I curbed my appetite with a ham sandwich

Then I baked a batch of brownies for an a la mode dessert. There’s a last time for everything it seems.

I was living large and spending generously yesterday. One more day to go this month, so why not?

  • Dinner: 1160 pesos
  • Snacks: 200 pesos
  • Lady Drinks: 840 pesos
  • Charity: 7000 pesos
  • Trike: 200 pesos
  • Tips: 490 pesos
  • Alcohol: 885 pesos
  • Total for October 30: 10,775 pesos

Facebook invited me for a stroll down memory lane today and y’all are welcome to come along:

1974 or so. Rifle in hand, pistol in the holster. Both .22 caliber. This is on a plot of land my folks owned at the time in Perris, California we called “The Filthy Five.” (Five acres, five of us in the family)
In 2005 I was just beginning my working life in Korea. I was part of a great group of people, and the experience changed my life forever.

In the political realm, I’ve discovered that not only am I a Nazi supporter, but I’m also garbage.

So, I guess it is up to the garbage to take out the trash.

I had been planning to dress up as The Invisible Man for Halloween, but I couldn’t see how that would work. Instead, I’m going to try and go out tonight as a garbage bag. Swan is going to help me concoct a costume.

Today’s YouTube video from The Filipina Pea is a little different. She shows a clip from “The View” where those crazed lefties go off about how men need women, but women don’t need men. I know the thought of watching even two minutes of that bullshit show is scary, but hey, it is Halloween. Anyway, Pea interviewed Filipinas on the street, asking questions about needing a man, and they all answered affirmatively. And there you have the reason so many men are fleeing the USA to make the Philippines their home.

And now for the things I find amusing:

You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish
“Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale,
Vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man.”
Those attention getters really work!

There is still a lot of iffy weather out there, but I reckon going out for some Halloween fun is something you can only do once a year. We have tentative plans to start out at It Doesn’t Matter, one of several bars having Halloween parties tonight. The question of the hour for me is whether I can find a way to look like garbage. Or find a bag big enough. Speaking of which, I’ve been doing a little foreshadowing about some changes on the horizon. That horizon arrives tomorrow. See you then!

Ha! It was nice to see and hear this again after all these years…

Munching on those sweet, tender loins

Make no misteak about it; it was good eating. The highlight of our night on the town was dinner at John’s place. We followed that up with a bit of a bar hop, visiting MacArthur’s, Red Stars, and Hot Zone before calling it a night. But first things first.

It’s Christmas time at Royal! Never mind about it not even being Halloween yet.

Speaking of All Saints Day, that’s also a huge deal here in the Philippines. Driving past the hillside cemetery in Olongapo yesterday, preparations were in full swing for the upcoming big day with the dead this Friday. Food stands were being erected, crypts were being painted and given their annual cleaning and refurbishment so when the families gather to pay their respects and eat in drink in memory of the dead, all will be in order. And the following day, everything will be a mess again. It’s just the way it’s done in these parts.

When the grocery shopping was done, I couldn’t help but notice the car parked next to ours.

It’s one of those EVs I’ve been hearing so much about. As you can see, it’s about half the size of a normal car.
But what really cracked me up was the name of this model: Ice Cream. Yeah, if that battery goes, it will definitely melt like ice cream.

Ah, I see now it is a low-priced EV from China. Good luck with that!

Alright, about those steaks at John’s place. Swan and I had both been craving some beef, and we went with the tenderloin special (750 pesos) to fill that void.

We were not disappointed. Very tender and tasty.
We had ours medium-rare.
Our dinnertime view from John’s

The first stop on the bar hop was the newest bar in town, MacArthur’s. The place was surprisingly full when we arrived. The music was blaring loud enough that conversation was difficult. They didn’t have wine in stock, so Swan ordered gin and soda water. They gave her a gin in lime juice. My beer was 120 pesos. It was one and out for us, and we are not likely to return.

Next up was the rarely visited Red Stars. Our waitress remembered me from the Blue Butterfly days and welcomed me back by pointing to my belly and asking when the baby was due. Thousands of comedians are out of work, and she’s trying to be funny! Anyway, I get that a lot and wasn’t offended. They had wine for Swan, and my Zero was reasonably priced at 80 pesos. We sat on the outdoor patio, and Swan engaged the two waitresses at our table in a Tagalog conversation. Naturally, I bought the girls a lady drink, then watched the world go by as I enjoyed my beer(s).

The last stop was Hot Zone. I can’t even remember the last time I was there. Nothing wrong with the bar, just not my kind of place anymore. I visited last night because I got a message from owner Jay telling me he had found a shirt of mine (Jay used to be the Grandmaster of the Subic Hash, so I assumed it was a Hash shirt). I was curious about both the shirt and its origins, so I found myself in the Zone. It turns out it was a special shirt designed to commemorate an ill-fated Hash in November 2019—the one where we got arrested by the Philippine Navy for trespassing. I wrote about it here. Apparently, it got dropped off for me and misplaced for almost five years. Better late than never. Thanks, Jay!

The front of my newly discovered Hash shirt. The name on the sleeve is how Jay knew it was mine.
And the backside tells the rest of the story. (bad photography: “subjected to tortuous boredom and had beer withheld…”

The Hot Zone mamasan still remembered me and gave me a poke in the belly greeting as well.

And that’s where the story of my yesterday comes to an end. All that fun came with a price:

  • Medications: 1500 pesos
  • Lady Drinks: 360 pesos
  • Tips: 500 pesos
  • Alcohol: 1560 pesos
  • Dinner: 1500 pesos
  • Groceries: 14,700 pesos
  • Driver: 1000 pesos
  • Charity: 250 pesos
  • Trike: 100 pesos
  • Total for October 29: 21,470 pesos

Eight years ago, I was walking the streets of Seoul.

The Han River in all her glory

And during that trek, I was surprised to see this old beauty:

And when I say old, I mean older than me. I believe that’s a 1953 model. And looking at it compared to the EV I posted above is a good reminder of just how far we HAVEN’T come.

Today’s YouTube video provides an update on the kidnapped American. Arrests have been made, but not sign as yet of the victim.

And now for some laughs:

I don’t want to know about DOA!
Damn, she must really suck!
Slick move, dude!

Alright, a good morning with the Wednesday Walkers and this afternoon the skies are looking angry. Will I stay or will I go? I don’t know yet either. I’ll let you know tomorrow!

Shut up and climb me!

Another Hash, another climb to the Kalaklan ridgeline. Kudos to the Hare for finding a new way up. As I’ve often said after one of these hikes, there ain’t no easy way to the top, but some are less gruesome than others. Yesterday’s journey was on the easier end of the spectrum–probably the third least difficult that I recall. Of course, the harder climbs take you to the highest part of the ridge. Achieving the ridgeline road yesterday was not the end of my upward trajectory.

I’m also old and fat, and the hill climbs are always challenging. When we started the trail yesterday, I was feeling some weakness in my right leg. I eventually walked that one off, only to start feeling a pain in my lower back. That triggered the voice in my head urging me just to turn around and walk the highway to the On-Home. We argued a bit, and then I reached the point of no return and ignored the recriminations. I was to complete the entire 6.5K short version of the trail and was pretty damn proud of myself for doing so!

Gathering at the start on the highway about 3K from Barretto
And we are On-On!
Let the climbing commence
So far, so good
As I understand it, our path is the remains of a road used when the powerline towers were being constructed. As such, it was overly steep and had some switchbacks.
Looking back down from where we started.
Ridgeline achieved, but still more ups to go.
For those of you who like to look down on Olongapo City
Cums Alone says, “what’s not to love?”
Lots of downed trees from the recent storm to maneuver around
The long trail went thataway. My group did not.
We encountered a surprising number of children during our trek.
The bay as seen from the ridgeline
And then we began the long down to Barretto
And there be our destination
The cookie kids were out in full force
They always seem to know when we are coming
It’s nice to add some sweetness to the day
Until you run out. The last Bingos went to these two.
We still had a ways to go to get down off the mountain
I’ll take that as a sign we are heading in the right direction
Back on the pavement for the rest of the journey to our On-Home venue
Objective achieved!
The long trail (red) wasn’t much longer, but did have some additional ups and downs.
My heart didn’t seem to mind the climb too much.

Not a bad trail, glad I didn’t wuss out. After the Hash Circle, we moved to IDM for some food and more beverages. Then it was homeward bound for me and my lady.

Nothing in life is free:

  • Hash Fees: 900 pesos
  • Tips: 100 pesos
  • Alcohol: 700 pesos
  • Dinner: 750 pesos
  • Trike: 200 pesos
  • Charity: 50 pesos
  • Total for October 28: 2750 pesos

Lots of memories from this date in history:

Ten years ago, a new roof was installed on my bought and paid for retirement home in South Carolina. Alas, little did I know that the future I had planned would do a crash and burn one year later.
Eight years ago I was back in the dating game. Another failure.
Seven years ago, I was living in Pyeongtaek, South Korea, and facing an uncertain road to the future. Turns out, it led me here.

Last Friday, I was in Bauang, witnessing a whole new dance show experience that included naked women. At the SOB I missed in Barretto, the Alaska Club girls went in an entirely different direction—props for the costumes and creativity. What I missed appears to have been a haunting experience.

Hmm, sorry about that. Nothing dirty. Just click the link if you care to watch.

Today’s funny business:

Yeah, I heard about it through the grapevine…
Nice pussy!
Hmm, I was thinking diet and exercise, but how do I photoshop what others see?

Anyway, that’s all I’ve got for today. Thinking about dinner at John’s place tonight since we missed out on Sunday. After that, who knows?

He’s back!

It’s good to be home again, be it ever so humble. I used to take all-day-long cross-country drives when I lived in the USA. Nowadays, four hours feels almost like a marathon. Two-thirds of the trip is on the expressway, free from the clutter of trikes, jeepneys, and scooters. The scenery is pleasant as well. So, it was a good trip all in all. I owe you those Hash photos, and I’ve got a lot of them, but they deserve a post of their own. I’ll try to have them up later this morning. UPDATE: I put the Hash photos up at the end of this post.

Once I had the bags unpacked, it was nearing beer o’clock, but I knew I was already at The Rite Spot, so I stayed there. I baked a carrot cake, then headed up to the roof to enjoy the views.

What I saw when I arrived
Burn, baby, burn! No idea what or why, but it is what the local folks do here.
And so it goes

And then it was time to eat. We’d skipped lunch, so Swan and I were both hungrier than usual. We enjoyed The Rite Spot special and had the helpers up to enjoy the meal with us.

The feast: spaghetti with meatball sauce, chicken wings, garlic toast, and a carrot cake for dessert.
The way I roll

After dinner, I watched some YouTube, then called it a night. Not much excitement in my day, but that didn’t diminish the warm, fuzzy feeling that being home brings.

I knew I’d be home too late to do the Hideaway feeding, so I wired the money to Joy and let her take care of business.

  • Charity: 2500 pesos
  • Tips: 100 pesos
  • Gasoline: 1000 pesos
  • Total for October 27: 3600 pesos

Six years ago, I traveled “home” to South Carolina. I haven’t been back since.

But I didn’t miss the opportunity to feed my white supremacy at Cracker Barrel

So, this is one of those videos I watched last night:

So, that screenshot is clickbait, and I fell for it. There is NOTHING in this video that would warrant deletion, and the Filipinas shown above are nowhere to be seen in the video. That said, the “ten secrets” were interesting enough, although there was nothing shocking about them, and they aren’t really secrets. I was not happy about being misled, but otherwise, I found it a worthwhile watch. YMMV.

Today’s dose of humor:

Tell me about it
What a bunch of bull!
If not, there ought to be!

So, it is Hash Monday, Subic-style. Leech My Nuggets is the Hare, and I’ve been advised there is a climb up to Kalaklan Ridge in my near future. Oh well, what doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger. Speaking of which, I changed my mind–I won’t do a separate post with the La Union Hash photos. Instead, I’m going to post them right here and now. I’ll tell the story of the day in the captions. Let’s go!

Upon registration, I was presented with a new Hash shirt and a bottle opener necklace
83 Hashers in attendance for the 41st Anniversary Run. Four Jeepneys to carry to the start of the trail. I asked one of the Hares about trail options, and he said the trail was a little over 8K, but there was an option to ride a Jeepney to the endpoint at around 5K. Works for me!
Loading up!
Jeepney rides aren’t that comfortable under the best of circumstances. Little did I know that our ride to the trailhead would take us fifty minutes. And, of course, another ride back at the end. Oh well, it’s all part of the adventure!
Arriving at the start after a LONG ride
And we are ON-ON at last!
Through the fields we go
Three of the four Subic Hashers in attendance
We got this!
Walking up a creekside trail that was often quite muddy and slick
All credit to the Hares for a very well-marked trail
This is the first of several water crossings. Oh well, there is freedom from trying to jump stone-to-stone when your feet are already wet. The long version of the trail (that I avoided) included a river crossing through waist-deep water.
The carabao didn’t mind the water
It don’t matter to me. I’m blessed that wet shoes don’t cause my feet to blister.
On up we go. The climb was long, muddy in places, but not very steep. My heart rate maxed at 125, and that wasn’t for long.
Falling further and further behind is just my style.
This guy was also at the back of the pack. Here was having a very hard time keeping on his feet when it got a bit slick. I was actually a little worried for him.
Rockin’ it!
These aren’t anything like the famous Banaue rice terraces a commenter recommended I see, but they were the best I’ve witnessed.
Come on up!
I don’t know and I don’t care!
It must be hard to be farming up here. I assume they use carabao-pulled carts to carry the crops back down.
I took a liking to those twin trees
The way we were
Resting in the shade
Cums Alone waiting so we can Cum Together
A view from the top
And now for the downward trek
The way ahead
Walk this way!
That guy couldn’t keep his feet on the downhill either. One thing La Union does that I hadn’t seen before is having “sweepers” on the trail. They had Hashers spaced at various sections of the trail, and they waited for the stragglers. The guy above was the last one off the mountain, but the La Union Grandmaster was at his side to ensure he arrived safely. Respect!
The first opportunity to deliver some cookies. No kids around, but old folks need love too!
Back on flat, paved ground
The end of our 5K+ journey.
Waiting to be picked up by the Jeepney to be transported to the end of the line. And yes, we didn’t leave without the slow guy. Honestly, I admire the fact that he was out there humping it as best he could. I wouldn’t have the balls to do that if I were as unsteady on my feet as he was.
The end-of-the-trail gathering. Once all the long trail folks finished, we reboarded the Jeepneys for the long ride back to Bauang.
My walk tracker stopped working for some reason early in the hike. The La Union Hash Facebook page had this map of where we were. Which was pretty much the middle of nowhere. Very beautiful, though.
Back in Bauang for the Hash circle
I do tend to stand out in a crowd, don’t I?
La Union doesn’t do the “it’s nice on ice” thing. Instead they have a bucket brigade.
I managed to avoid getting doused. I’ll take my water frozen, thank you very much!
Some after circle beers
A good way to measure if I’ve had too much to drink is my tree climbing ability. Yep, it was time for bed!

And that was how the La Union Hash adventure went down. Hope you enjoyed the photos! I’ll be back with a report on today’s Subic Hash, assuming I live to tell about it. See you here tomorrow (I hope!).

No time

I’m going to be hitting the road soon for that four-hour drive home. I’ve got some nice pics from yesterday’s Hash, but they’ll have to wait until I have more time and a faster internet connection. So, this post is just a placeholder for now.

Waving goodbye to La Union. I’ll be back in December.

I’d paid my Hash fees in advance, so most of my expenses for the day were already covered.

  • Trike: 100 pesos
  • Tips: 250 pesos
  • Alcohol: 360 pesos
  • Dinner: 700 pesos
  • Total for October 26: 1410 pesos

There’s always time for politics, right?

In keeping with the theme of today’s post, the YouTube video is only two minutes long. The vlogger’s voice is irritating, but the photos are good. Kristine was a bitch, but luckily the damage in this part of Luzon wasn’t so bad. We did have a muddy Hash trail to deal with.

Some quick humor:

Like Hash night
With every breath it takes!
A two for one sale?

Anyway, I’ll get back when I can. But at least this post gives me one less thing to worry about. Later, gators!

Greetings from La Union

Or, to be more precise, hello from Bauang, which is a municipality within the province of La Union. We arrived at our destination after a thankfully uneventful four-hour drive. One of the local Hashers invited us to the local hangout, a bar formerly called Footlights and now goes by Amante. There was a Friday night special on offer that included all you could drink from four until eight pm, food, and a special dance performance. It sounded almost SOB-like and was priced similarly, at 650 pesos per person. So, that’s what we did. No Zero or wine was available, so we drank San Miguel Light. The higher alcohol content and the urge to drink my money’s worth created the drunken result you’d expect. The food was a serving of chicken cordon bleu, which was better than I had expected. The dance performance? Well, it was two gals dancing solo. The first song was typical bar gyrations, similar to what you see in Barretto. When the second song started, everything came off. Yep, totally nude dancing. This is the first time I’ve seen that anywhere in the Philippines. Now, being the old-fashion codger that I am, I prefer some things left to the imagination. But it was nice to see something a little different in a bar. Leave it to beaver!

Swan and I did a nightcap at the hotel bar, although, for some reason, I have little recollection of that event. And now, a new and sunny day has dawned. It looks to be a good day for Hashing!

Our room at the Go Resort in Bauang. I stayed at this hotel last year, and by sheer coincidence, I’m staying in the same room now. I’ve never had that happen before.
Last year, I came alone. This year, Cums Alone is with Cum Together.
The nice pool I won’t be using
The ocean view
At the hotel bar and restaurant
The bar formerly known as Footlights
Last time I was here the place was almost empty. The bar was surprisingly full of local expats yesterday.
The Barretto contingent
And the meal that was part of the package deal

Sorry to disappoint, but there are no photos of the dancers. After their performance, they came around all the tables (fully dressed again) with a tip jar. I was happy to reward them for showing us everything they have.

So, it was a good first night here in La Union.

  • Lady Drinks: 450 pesos
  • Alcohol: 200 pesos
  • Party: 1300 pesos
  • Tips: 350 pesos
  • Snacks: 550 pesos
  • Gasoline: 1000 pesos
  • Lodging: 5000 pesos
  • Trikes: 100 pesos
  • Total for October 25: 8750 pesos

Today’s stroll down memory lane:

Eleven years ago, I was in Myrtle Beach, SC at the Ghost on the Coast darts tournament.
Eight years ago, I took a nighttime stroll on the streets of Seoul

In today’s YouTube video, Reekay provides an update on the body that washed ashore–turns out it was not the kidnapping victim. I doubt he’s still alive though.

Let’s try some humor:

No argument from me.
I’m have keyboard issues, too. But I need new fingers.
An honest mistake

Okay, I’ve got the La Union Hash House Harriers 41st Anniversary event to attend to. Tell you all about it tomorrow.

Still in the dark

Power was restored briefly last evening, but it’s been out again since eight p.m. Rain is falling like crazy, and there are some heavy gusts of wind. The downed tree blocking our street has been cleared away, at least. Typhoon Kristine has proven to be a real bitch, and she doesn’t seem to be in any hurry to leave. This doesn’t bode well for our drive to La Union later this morning. Hopefully, it is not still raining when tomorrow’s Hash commences. Nothing to be done but wait and see.

So, let’s find out how long my laptop battery lasts. Yesterday was pretty much a shelter-in-place kind of day. I did visit the cardiologist for my test results. The most surprising news is that I have a urinary tract infection. And now I have some antibiotics to take twice a day. I still need an ultrasound of my leg veins; I am just waiting for the scheduling. Otherwise, the heart is ticking and tocking and doing its job. The goal is to continue that trend as long as possible. I haven’t experienced any breathing issues lately, and I’m especially thankful for that.

After I got back home, the power went out, and I wasn’t looking forward to spending the night sitting in the dark. My neighbor invited us over to join them in the solar-lighted house for some food and beers, and that was a welcome offer. Davina’s shrimp fajitas are amazing:

The best I’ve had
The way I roll. Well, I hadn’t rolled it yet, but you know what I mean.

We also killed an hour or so playing a board game, the name of which I can’t recall this morning. It involved drawing numbered tiles and playing them in sets. My old brain took some time to grasp the strategic imperatives required in choosing where and when to play the numbers, but I was never able to beat neighbor Jeff. Oh well, something different to fill the time. Ah, it was Rummikub.

Never heard of it until last night

After the power was restored, we said our goodnights and headed home. The joy of lights and fans didn’t last long, and we were once again cast into darkness. A fitful night’s sleep ensued, punctuated by noise from the howling winds and the drumbeat of rain against the windows. Then, I awoke to another wet morning in darkness.

Well, at least I didn’t spend much:

  • Prescription Meds: 1300 pesos
  • Doctor Visit: 700 pesos
  • Trike: 200 pesos
  • Total for October 24: 2200

It’s more fun to spend money than not. I reckon I’ll get the chance to make up for it some this weekend in La Union.

Some Facebook memories:

Six years ago I was back in the USA and eating a Southern-style breakfast
Two years ago I was mocking the clowns dressed up for Halloween every day of the year.

No battery power to preview a YouTube video for you this morning, so I’ll just share this one that looks interesting to this old man’s eyes. Things from the 1980s you can no longer do. Heh, don’t get me started!

Some humor while I can:

Wasn’t Kennedy unpresidented?
I see what you did there
We’ll find out on November 5 if the majority of Americans are stupid people.

I’ll update y’all from La Union.

The journey ahead. And yeah, Google needs to learn how to spell Barretto

Blow me away

The wrath of typhoon Kristine is upon us. Not much rain, but lots of wind. And naturally, the power has been out for hours now. My mission is to finish today’s post before my laptop battery expires. Let’s do this!

Another lazy day yesterday, but at least I can blame the weather for my failure to exercise.

Lunchtime featured a Swan salad
And sweet and sour chicken.
Swan is a good cook!

The rain didn’t stop me from donning an umbrella and heading for town with Swan by my side when beer o’clock rolled around.

We made BarCelona our first stop. The rain let up some by the time we arrived.

I was surprised to see that my waitress friend, Jenn, from Whiskey Girl, is now employed at BarCelona. She says the pay is better, and there is less drama. It’s nice to have a familiar face here, even if I infrequently visit this bar.

Nice to see you again and good luck in your new job!

The news from BarCelona is that the bar has finally changed hands. The new owner wasn’t around yesterday, but hopefully, he can find a way to attract more customers. For our first hour or so, we were groovin’ to the classic rock sounds being played on a quality sound system. And then, out of the blue, some crappy rap (but I repeat myself) began blaring. I told Swan if I had heard that noise when coming up the stairs, I would have turned around. Well, one rap song is one too many, but I can tolerate the discomfort. And then the next song was rap. And so was the one after that. I told Jenn it was time for us to go. While she was getting my bill, the only other customer in the bar (he’d actually been out on the rooftop deck) came in to pay and leave for the same reason. As we left, I told the cashier to consider who the customer base was when picking a playlist. She denied changing the music and claimed not to know how to resolve the issue. Whatever.

Wet Spot wasn’t open yet, so we made Green Room our next stop. Business as usual there, and we enjoyed drinking our drinks and watching the pool players.

It was Chu’s lucky night…two lady drinks, some lumpia, and a one hundred peso tip!

We brought sandwiches from Sit-n-Bull home with us for our dinner.

Roast beef dip for Swan
And a footlong meatball sub for me. I could only eat six inches of it, but the leftovers made a nice breakfast for Swan’s sister.

Not much of a Wednesday, but we made the best of it.

  • Part-time helper salary: 1000 pesos
  • Trike: 100 pesos
  • Dinner: 1200 pesos
  • Tips: 340 pesos
  • Alcohol: 800 pesos
  • Lady Drinks: 680 pesos
  • Total for October 23: 4220 pesos

The rare day of spending less than 5000 pesos!

Today’s memories don’t come from Facebook; instead, I found them in the dark archives here at Long Time Gone. This post from 2009 was a good reminder that there was a time when I occasionally wrote something of substance on the blog. I had recently signed up on Facebook and reconnected with a high school classmate who worked with me on the school newspaper. He was working as a journalist for a major paper in the Pacific Northwest and was lamenting the declining economics of the newspaper industry. I had been a fellow liberal brother-in-arms back in our youth but had outgrown that mindset. I pointed out some reasons why the left-wing reporting bias was hurting the news business. I guess he disagreed, and like many of my lefty acquaintances, he unfriended me. Oh well, at least his echo-chamber world view was preserved. Probably one of the better posts in the almost twenty-year history of LTG.

The other memory was a photo I posted on the blog from my days as a cross-country skier in the mountains of Northern Arizona circa 1982. That post contained just the photograph and one of my favorite Sara Teasdale poems:

Let it be forgotten, as a flower is forgotten,
Forgotten as a fire that once was singing gold,
Let it be forgotten for ever and ever,
Time is a kind friend, he will make us old.

If anyone asks, say it was forgotten
Long and long ago,
As a flower, as a fire, as a hushed footfall
In a long forgotten snow.

Man oh man, a good reminder that we don’t appreciate what we have until it is gone. I hadn’t thought about those long ago days in a very long time, and seeing that picture again brought back a flood of memories. Damn, I’d like to be a time traveler and whisper some wisdom in that guy’s ear. But knowing me, I probably wouldn’t have listened.

Speaking of fools, here are some updates on that guy I posted about who was kidnapped a few days ago. The more I learn about this young man, the worse it gets. A white guy’s body washed ashore in the region, but it has not been positively identified as being him yet. Anyway, either way it is doubtful he is still alive. You can read a news account here, and today’s YouTube videos have two different vloggers weighing in with the latest details of this guy’s final days. I found it both interesting and sad that he had converted to Islam and taken the name Muhammed. A lot of good it did him.

Time to cleanse the palate with some humor:

At least it wasn’t prick meat
That’ll teach her!
That’s a little too close to home these days.

Well, the good news is I made it through this post on low batt. The bad news is the storm has just hit with full fury…heavy winds and rain. And now this just happened:

Blocking the road and landed on top of the power lines. Looks like I’m going to be in the dark for a while.

Oh well, nothing I can do about it. I’m leaving tomorrow morning to spend the weekend in La Union. It’s on the ocean so hopefully this storm has blown through by then. We shall see. I’ll update tomorrow if I have the power to do so.

Dylan wrote it…

But I grew up on this version:

Still like it better.

Piss ‘n blood

Another empty page has now been filled, but it being a Tuesday, there were plenty of open spaces. That’s why we have to live them to see what they may bring.

In a break from the normal routine, we stopped at the Ulticare Hospital on the way to Royal. It seems they were in need of a donation. So, I gave them a vial of my blood, but that wasn’t enough for the greedy bastards.

They also wanted my urine. I didn’t get pissy about it; I just gave them some.

Shopping went as expected, and I was pleasantly surprised to see corn bread mix on sale.

How could I resist?

Even with the sale prices, groceries don’t come cheap these days:

The price you gotta pay when you don’t like Filipino street food.

With the morning chores completed, it was time to think about those late afternoon hours. I had it in my head to do the Baloy Beach thing, but I asked Swan what she wanted to do first. “How about Baloy?” was her response. It is so sweet that we are on the same page most of the time.

Walking on the beach
The view from here

And then I noticed this:

Is that what I think it is?
It is, indeed! My oh my, the Donald has fans way out here. “Take America Back!” is a sentiment I support.

We spent a pleasant hour at Kokomo’s, chatting (and drinking) with the owner. He had planned on anchoring the floating bar this week, but Typhoon Kristine changed those plans. Hopefully, I’ll be spending my Tuesday evenings on the floater starting next month.

When we were ready to eat, we headed up the beach to Treasure Island. They weren’t too busy, and the owner bought us a round of drinks. Swan asked me if I would order some food for the waitresses, and of course, I did not object. Another example of us being on the same page.

I ordered those big ol’ beef enchiladas again. One for dinner, and one for my breakfast this morning.
Swan got a small Hawaiian pizza and brought the leftovers home for her sister.

We finished our drinks and grabbed a trike to Alta Vista. And so ended another day in the life.

Money don’t get everything, it’s true, but what it don’t get, I can’t use…”

  • Dinner: 1160 pesos
  • Tips: 350 pesos
  • Groceries: 15,500 pesos
  • Alcohol: 1110 pesos
  • Electricity: 3800
  • Driver: 1000 pesos
  • Healthcare: 750 pesos
  • Charity: 200 pesos
  • Trike: 100 pesos
  • Total for October 22: 22,970 pesos

Twelve years ago, I was hanging with my pal Simon in Itaewon to celebrate his birthday.

Long ago and far away

Seven years ago, I penned this gem:

Death to Aria! I was attacked in my sleep last night. The battle raged from 0200-0300. I was unable to digest why it was happening and was in danger of being completely liquefied. I retreated from the bedroom and eventually purged the intruder. When I awoke a few hours later, I found myself on more solid ground. I’m just glad the attack didn’t occur on the subway, or I would have been in deep doo-doo.

Who says those creative writing classes were a waste of time?

I’m laughing at a lot of those Trump doing McDonald’s memes. Like this one:

The pandering exploded lefty heads almost like a Hezbollah pager!
Pretty much

Today’s YouTube video is the latest from Reekay, talking about mistakes guys make in their search for the perfect Filipina. I’ve found the right one for me, but it took me over five years of fuck-ups. So, here’s your chance to learn from the ignorance of others:

Today’s funnies:

Now tell us about the ups and downs
He’d hate the Philippines. Christmas music starts in September.
Yes, and my reposting it here will probably warrant a ticket to hell.

Well, so far, at least, the typhoon has brought some mild rain and very little wind. I’ve seen photos of flooding elsewhere in the PI. It was enough to cancel the Wednesday Walkers group hike this morning, though. I’m likely going to break out the umbrella come beer o’clock and give a local bar or two some business. Hey, I call it disaster relief! I’ll let you know how that works out for me tomorrow.

Hashy Anniversary!

The Subic Bay Hash House Harriers have been marching for thirty-one years now, and I’ve been honored to be involved in six of them. In a typical week, we have between thirty and forty participants. Yesterday, 133 Hashers, including a large contingent from Pattaya, Thailand, joined the fun. Thanks for sharing in the celebration!

There were three options yesterday: long, medium, and short trails. Long and medium hikers took Jeepneys to Olongapo City and started from there. The short trail (5.5K) involved a harder-than-I-remembered climb, but it wasn’t bad after that. And no, I did not shortcut, even though the thought crossed my mind. The gathering for the Hash circle at Subiza seemed to go well, so that was a relief. The party continued at It Doesn’t Matter following the Hash. There’s a reason we are known as a “drinking club with a running problem.” Good times!

Passing through the squatter village on the way to the Hash, I was quite impressed with this work of art in progress.
The short trail Hashers gather at the VFW. Lots of unfamiliar faces.
And we are On-On!
Cums Alone wasn’t hiking alone
Let the climbing commence!
It felt like the steps would never end
And even when the steps ended, the climbing wasn’t over
A nice view of the bay from here
To shortcut or not? Temptation was overcome and we continued onward
The Easter Mountain view
Passing through Mountain Mama Onelia’s place…nobody was home yesterday.
The Thanksgiving turkey was already in the kitchen
That ridgeline the short trail avoided
The first medium trail hikers to pass us
I love this cabin in the woods. Sitting on the porch with a cold beer and enjoying the view would *almost* make the isolation bearable.
Heading back down
Getting passed by a runner from the long trail
That’s always a good sign!
On-Home at Subiza with Blow My Pipe managing the anniversary shirt sales
The view from Subiza Resort
With well over one hundred Hashers in attendance, seats were at a premium
Circle up!
(L-R) Queen Asswipe, Roadwhore, Fucking Old Man, and Pubic Head: Subic Hashers with over 1000 Runs
Show us your anniversary panties!
Pattaya Hasher contingent discovers that it is nice on ice!
Photographic evidence that I do indeed suck
We packed the house at the after-Hash gathering at IDM
The Gash had their own party outside
And I wasn’t invited!
But you swore nothing would keep us apart!
The long, medium, and short of it
I have no idea what triggered that spike at 10 p.m.–it must have been a helluva dream!

It’s great to still be living the good life after all these years.

I’ve had my share of Coors over the years, but none since I left the USA.

The day was not free, of course:

  • Charity: 11,500 pesos (donation for cancer treatment)
  • Prescription Meds: 1500 pesos
  • Tips: 100 pesos
  • Alcohol: 850 pesos
  • Dinner: 750 pesos
  • Lady Drinks: 400 pesos
  • Trike: 200 pesos
  • Hash Fees: 1300 pesos
  • Snacks: 100 pesos
  • Total for October 21: 16,700 pesos

Ten more days to go before I do my monthly reckoning.

You may have noticed an influx of spam comments. I turned off my blockers to see if that would improve access for those using VPNs. It might have helped some, but deleting all that spam was a chore, so the blockers are back in operation. Sorry for whatever inconvenience that may cause.

In other news, there’s a storm a-brewin’.

I’m heading for La Union this weekend to participate in the Hash. It could be a wet and wild one.

Today’s memory is from seven years ago when I made a four-hour roundtrip bike ride from Pyeongtaek to Asan and back.

I don’t recall going with anyone, but someone took this picture of my arrival at Asan.

Election day is approaching, and the voting shenanigans have already begun.

Funny how that works.

Today’s YouTube video might be my all-time favorite from The Filipina Pea. In it, she takes on a white woman who is critical of men moving to Asia for the women. Pea decimates her in a must-see takedown. The white gal is the perfect example of what Western men are running away from. Have a look and judge for yourself:

Ready for some humor?

That’s what happens when you monkey around without protection
She’s at least half right about that.
I almost overlooked this one.

I’m halfway through my Tuesday now and unsure what lies ahead. I’ll consult with Swan for her preferences, but I’m thinking Baloy might be a good option. Come back for more of my drivel tomorrow if you dare!

Getting it done

Life is what it is, and this is how it was yesterday: A Candy Walk, a feeding, a dinner, and some liquid refreshment along the way. And I’ve got the pictures to prove it!

Our bags are packed full of candy
We’re ready to go
Let’s do it!
Always under her watchful gaze
And so it begins
Time waits for no man…and neither does Swan, especially when he is peeing.
Taking care of business
A tree that caught my eye
Road work
Hello again
I was surprised to run into Hashers Wesley and Aurora lounging by the riverside
The temporary bridge is still there, but it has been closed to traffic. It does make for a waterpark-like attraction, though.
The end of the journey. Over 200 kids received their sweets ration.
The 5K Candy Walk

Later in the day, I made my way to Hideaway for the weekly feeding.

The treats I brought for the gals
The food from Jewel Cafe
Mission accomplished

Next up was surviving a highway crossing and dining at John’s place.

The view from there
My dinner date
I ordered a steak
Swan ordered this beef and veggies dish
Swan was disappointed when her dinner was served, noting the lack of broccoli that was shown in the menu rendition.
I rather enjoyed my steak. I wanted to compare its taste and value to the one I had at Jewel the night before. This one was twice the size and much more tender. John’s cost 50% more, but it was worth it.
Dinner is over and we are ready for our nightcap

We finished the day at Green Room, where we enjoyed watching some pool competitors in action. Lady drinks were dispensed, and beer was imbibed. I got a shoulder rub from Sally, but it didn’t get any lower than that.

So, I caught some flack in the comments about my criticism of the guy getting his crotch rubbed on Friday night. Let me try and clarify my objections. To begin with, whatever happens between a customer and a GRO is between them, and it is none of my business. I’ve seen worse than the Friday show. I don’t enjoy seeing guys grabbing tits or gals grabbing dick, but that’s between them. That said, Green Room touts itself as a “sports bar,” not a whore bar. I was there on Friday to watch a dance competition, and I had my girl with me. I saw what was happening at the next table and looked away. Swan got offended. I stand by my belief that it wasn’t the time or place for hands-on behavior, but I’ll concede it doesn’t make the guy a ghastly asshole. It’s a Barretto bar full of girls wanting to make money; I can always go elsewhere if I don’t like it. The fact that I was back at Green Room with my girl last night demonstrates that we are both over it.

Here’s what my Sunday cost me:

  • Tips: 500 pesos
  • Alcohol: 1190 pesos
  • Lady Drinks: 1050 pesos
  • Snacks: 200 pesos
  • Dinner: 1290 pesos
  • Trikes: 300 pesos
  • Charity: 2150 pesos
  • Trash Collection: 100 pesos
  • Lunch: 550 pesos
  • Total for October 20: 7282 pesos

Another Facebook memory from my Korea life:

Nine years ago, I enjoyed a picnic lunch on Yongsan Garrison with my team.

I was looking at pictures from the Anniversary Hash in 2019 and had a chuckle over this one:

That’s Mountain Mama MJ randomly passing by on her trike with her two kids. This was before I met her, and now I’m her sponsor. It’s funny how things turned out.

Today’s YouTube vlogger advises against opening a business for the family to operate. The examples given are pretty familiar. My direct experience was sponsoring the eatery Marissa wanted. That lasted all of six months. Still, when I thought about that beach bar in Bantay Bayan I wrote about yesterday, I knew it would have to be in Swan’s name, and I felt confident that it would do fine in her capable hands. I’m just not wanting to upend my life with the major changes that would be required. Still, I’m cognizant of the fact that she’ll outlive me, and I’d like to find a way for her to carry on without my support when the end of my days arrives.

I’ll take this as a sign that today’s humor will be punny indeed:

When you are as mindless as Kamala and Biden, stealing ideas is your only option.
They have their ups and downs, but rarely leave me laughing
Sounds like a Hash name in there somewhere

Speaking of the Hash, today is the 31st Anniversary of the Subic Bay Hash House Harriers. The long and medium trails involve transport to Olongapo City, then a climb up to Kalaklan Ridge and down the other side. Departure for those is at noon from VFW. The short trail leaves at one from the VFW and has a climb, but not a Kalaklan-level (steep?) ascent. You know which one I’ll be doing. On-Home is at Subiza Resort on Baloy. I’m a little worried if they are going to be able to accommodate the needs of an anticipated one hundred Hashers, but we are fixin’ to find out. I’ll share how it goes tomorrow.

The steaks weren’t high

But they were pretty small. Here’s where things stood on SATurday.

Swan joined me for the Saturday morning stroll. She thinks walking in Barretto is boring, so we took a Jeepney ride out of town and explored the backstreets of a small village called Bantay Bayan. I’ve walked through there on hikes before and always liked the place’s vibe. It’s an isolated community on the beach but still accessible via the National Highway. The highway doesn’t go through the town; it’s up above it on the hillside. Naturally, Swan handed out sweets to the kids we encountered during our walk.

On the way to catch our Jeepney, we walked through the small village just outside the gates of Alta Vista
Happy to oblige that sweet tooth
On the highway above our destination in Bantay Bayan, a new access road is under construction, which will make the village much more easily accessible.
In the interim, we walked a steep path down.
I imagine this gets very slippery when wet. Wouldn’t want to walk it after dark either.
Welcome to Bantay Bayan!
Wherever she goes, Swan is popular with the kids
This alley featured a nice dead-end on the beach

On my previous walks through this village, I observed a place called “The Index,” but it was never open when I passed by. Yesterday, some construction was going on, and one of the workers said we could come in for a look-see.

Hmm. This has some potential to be a nice beach bar. Needs a lot of work, though.

As we were looking around, a Filipino man having coffee and a smoke at one of the tables greeted us. The first thing he said to me was, “Index is for sale.” I told him, “Not today,” but it gave me something to think about.

An “acoustic sing-along bar” sounds nice, as long as the volume is turned down some. Swan and I may visit when things are up and running again and see if we like the vibe.

Of course, upon reflection, I realize the fantasy of owning a beach bar and the reality of actually running one are two different things. I’d have to move to Bantay Bayan for one thing. It’s only five kilometers from Barretto, but it would still be a pain in the ass without some major lifestyle changes. And the bar would cater to an almost exclusively local crowd, so I’m not sure how much fun that would be for me. I did see one other white guy on the walkabout, so there’s that.

The new road up to the highway
Riding the Jeepney back to Barretto
That’s Bantay Bayan at the bottom of the map. No, we didn’t swim across the bay. I turned the tracker off when we caught the Jeepney in Barretto, then restarted it again at our destination.

I promised Swan dinner at Jewel, and we stopped at It Doesn’t Matter for some pre-meal liquid refreshments on our way there. Ran into my pals Scott and Jim, and before we left a couple more bar hoppers arrived. I never get invited to join in those excursions; I guess I have the reputation of being a lightweight. Oh well, I had a date anyway.

There was a large and loud Filipino group at Jewel Cafe when we arrived, but they left shortly thereafter. Before we’d finished our meal, an even bigger group came in, including a passel of kids. Another large group was seated in the outside area. I like Jewel and was happy to see them doing so well with the Saturday dinner crowd.

Swan had been hankering for the Jewel steak dinner–a filet mignon for 499 pesos. I ordered one as well.

You are not going to get much meat for ten bucks, but what little there was tasted good.

We hadn’t been to Alaska Club for a while, and owner Jerry is back in town, so that was our next stop. We were the day’s first customers for them, but the music was good, and the girls were dancing (which is rare in other bars). As is my custom, I rewarded the dance crew with fifty pesos each for their effort (there were ten of them). Our waitress enjoyed two lady drinks and a nice tip for her service. We did our nightcap at Wet Spot and spent recklessly there as well. Aine joined us again, along with waitress Irene and boss lady Beth, and they all quenched their thirst on my tab. Hey, that’s just the way I roll. And nobody rubbed my crotch!

With eight o’clock approaching and my drinking capacity maxed out, we called for our trike and headed home.

Where a slice of Swan’s homemade blueberry cheesecake awaited my arrival.

A sweet ending to the day, indeed!

Easy come, easy go:

  • Lady Drinks: 800 pesos
  • Alcohol: 1500 pesos
  • Dinner: 1000 pesos
  • Charity: 50 pesos
  • Tips: 850 pesos
  • Jeepney: 100 pesos
  • Trike: 200 pesos
  • Total for October 19: 4500 pesos

Memories of Seoul from seven years ago when I did a trek to the summit of Namsan.

My destination
Goal achieved
A view from the top

Damn, I do miss those days.

So, I posted the video yesterday about that poor smuck who was kidnapped in Zamboanga. Turns out he was a vlogger and had posted videos acknowledging that his life was in danger living there.

This news article provides additional information on the sad story of Elliot Eastman.

That’s the victim with his Muslim wife. Only twenty-six years old.

Good luck to him where ever he may be. He’s going to need it.

Alright, hard to transition from that story to the humor, but here goes anyway:

Their bark is worse than their bite, I hope.
Another one of my old jokes that has now been rendered in comic form. Damn it, I stole it first!
I beg to differ, but don’t take my word for it.

So, another Sunday feeding at Hideaway is on tap, followed by my dinner with Swan at John’s place. No complaints, even if it does have a “Groundhog Day” feel about it. Kind of like reading this blog, I suppose.

Some days are good, others are a real SOB

I report, you decide.

The day began with the Friday group hike. We kept it local this time, and other than fighting our way through the overgrown thatch grass, we had a good walk.

Friday’s joiners
Sun, smoke, and poverty captured in one photo
I’m coming, thanks for waiting
That town that I call home
Almost like a walk in the park…except it was uphill.
Another view from on high
Michael did a good job keeping us on the right path
Pausing for a shady view
The grass was taller than Easter Mountain, or so it appears
A grassy knoll
Out of the grass and into the woods
A better view of that mountain
Passing through Mountain Mama Onelia’s place
Thanksgiving is coming!
A downward trajectory
Vines on powerlines are common in these parts, but those dangling string-like things are pretty unique.
On the road again
Haven’t seen a funeral banner for a while. Leonida made it to ninety-five. Well done!
We went thataway!

It was SOB Friday, and when I attend, I arrive early in order to secure a good seat. Most of the venues open at five, and the show starts at six. The Green Room’s regular opening hour is four, so that meant having a longer than usual wait. Swan joins me just before the show begins to avoid that suffering. So, how do you kill the time sitting in a bar? Oh yeah, beer!

I also ordered a sub sandwich from Sit-n-Bull

The show started on time. Seven hundred pesos each for admission, but the beer is free from six to eight. I consider it a challenge to get my money’s worth, but I can’t drink enough to make up for that slowpoke Swan. No big deal. Before the dancing started, Swan observed one of the GROs rubbing the crotch of the guy at a nearby table. She called the guy an asshole, but I pointed out he wasn’t rubbing on the girl. Anyway, people do what they do, and it is not my concern if it doesn’t affect me.

I was a judge for the contest again, and this week, I was totally in sync with my fellow judges:

Voodoo took fourth place
Alaska was third
The home team, Green Room, finished second
And Wet Spot was this week’s champion

As usual, when the show was over, I was done. We had our regular trike driver meet us outside and headed home.

Here’s how I emptied my wallet yesterday:

  • Cable/Internet: 3500 pesos
  • Alcohol: 450 pesos
  • Tips: 420 pesos
  • Trike: 200 pesos
  • Phone: 3800 pesos
  • Lady Drinks: 700 pesos
  • Charity: 3500 pesos
  • Snacks: 100 pesos
  • SOB Fee: 1400 pesos
  • Dinner: 520 pesos
  • Total for October 18: 14,590 pesos

Ah, the memories.

Eleven years ago, I was appreciating the unique street art of Korea.
Look familiar? Five years ago, I did the same hike I wrote about today

Yesterday’s YouTube videos about the poor SOB locked up in jail for pot possession were a lesson in the consequences of being stupid. And today, we have yet another example. Reekay shares the story of a Yank who was kidnapped in Zamboanga, a stronghold for Muslim terrorists in southern Mindanao. I wouldn’t even VISIT that area, let alone choose to live there. Stupid is as stupid does, I suppose. I wish him well, but unless he knows someone willing to pay a hefty ransom, he’s screwed.

Alright, to the humor then:

Kinda like what happened to you, right Kevin?
That doesn’t strike me as funny
They come when I whistle

Saturday is in play. Swan says she is craving a steak dinner at Jewel Cafe, and I’m going to leave her feeling satisfied in that regard. After that, who knows? I do have some coupons from the SOB to expend, so we shall see.

What’s to do on a Thirstday?

Besides drinking? Not much.

Kicked things off with coffee in my newly purchased mug. There is a first time for everything!
Then, there was the morning dog walk. The boys get some off-leash time on this uninhabited street.
And then I walked myself—a 6+K stroll on the streets of Barretto.

Exciting shit, eh? But wait, there’s more! It had been days (two of them!) since I’d last interjected myself in the Barretto nightlife scene. I decided some treats for the girls were in order, so I brought along chocolate marshmallow pies, some lollipops, and this bag of candy:

This was intended to be a prop for a joke. It cost me five bucks at Royal, but I’ll pay for a laugh. But sometimes the joke’s on me.

One of my favorites at the It Doesn’t Matter bar is a gal that goes by the name of Hershe. I’ve teased her in the past by misreading it as “he-she” and asking if she was a bakla (trans). So, my plan last night was to call her over to my table and tell her there is something I’ve wanted to do since we first met, but she should get a lady drink first. When she returned, I would say, I hope you will understand my intentions. I’ve already discussed this with Swan (yes, Swan was in on the joke), and she is fine with me doing this. Having created the appropriate level of anticipation, I would then say, “Hershe, I want to give you kisses!” After enjoying her reaction, I would pull the candy out of the bag and hand it to her. Then we’d all have a good chuckle. Except my plans went awry when Hershe chose not to show up for work. Oh well, I took the bag of candy to Wet Spot and told the head waitress I wanted to give all the girls kisses. I let her do the distribution.

We wound up staying at IDM longer than usual and enjoyed some food with our beverages.

Swan also enjoyed the company of IDM manager Ashley during our visit.

As mentioned, we did our nightcap at Wet Spot. I bought the usual lady drinks for waitress Irene and head waitress (and Hasher) Beth. The surprise of the visit occurred when Aine came down off her high horse and greeted us at our table before ascending to the stage to join the other dancers. Swan had no issues with bringing Aine down to enjoy a lady drink for old-times sake. In a gesture of goodwill, I offered Aine something to suck on, and she gratefully accepted (a lollipop). Anyway, I sensed Swan didn’t engage with Aine with as much camaraderie as she had in the past. I guess that’s what happens when someone reveals the true nature of their character, as Aine did in turning her back on a friend.

Anyhoo, we had a nice enough evening out in Barretto. Dropped more change than usual in the bars, especially on lady drinks. But that’s the price you pay sometimes when you are having a good time. And I’m sure the gals appreciated it.

  • Alcohol: 1150 pesos
  • Lady Drinks: 1400 pesos
  • Dinner: 850 pesos
  • Charity 600 pesos
  • Tips: 250 pesos
  • Trike: 200 pesos
  • Snacks: 700 pesos
  • Prescription Meds: 600 pesos
  • Total for October 17: 5750 pesos

Facebook memories carried me back to Pyeongtaek where I attended a staff dinner party/housewarming at the new home of one of my employees, Ms. Yi.

Seven long years ago. My, how my life has changed.

At least my life has not changed in the way this guy’s did–in a Filipino jail for possession of marijuana. Using and selling drugs in this country is beyond dumb. My number one goal since moving here has been to avoid doing ANYTHING that might be construed as criminal. Yeah, that eighteen-year-old was borderline stupid, but I did at least get a copy of her birth certificate before agreeing to meet her in person. Anyway, this guy is screwed. He was apparently not popular with his fellow Angeles expats, but I wouldn’t wish this fate on anyone. It was his own damn fault, though.

Here’s a take on the situation from another vlogger (including visiting the guy in jail) if you are interested.

I need some humor after watching that shit:

Dude has some balls, that’s for sure.
It’s always the last place you look
Been there, done that, that, that, that.

I woke up to this staring at me through the bedroom window this morning.

Nice to see you again!

Swan and I will be attending the SOB dance competition tonight at Green Room. We’ll turn another page in the story of my life tomorrow. See you then!

Beachy keeno

The Wednesday Walkers made the journey out to San Narciso, and we shared a beach adventure. Swan and I enjoyed breakfast together on the Mope Resort beachside pavilion as we awaited the group’s arrival. Oh, and reader Scott reminded me that Mope = My Outta Pocket Expenses. The Aussie sponsor has a nice sense of humor!

Our breakfast perch
The Mope menu. We shared the pancakes with eggs and toast.
The Mope pool that neither of us used
Swan never misses an opportunity to dispense some sweetness to the kiddies.
The Wednesday Walkers have arrived
Heading out on the beach road
None of us know what might lay ahead.
Here’s a cute little place we passed. The stools ought to be facing the other way, though, so you can enjoy the beach view.
Off the pavement and onto the sand
It’s been a while since we’ve done a group hike on the beach
It was nice, but a little on the warm side
Ten Toes On The Nose. Back when I was a beach bum in California, we called it “Hang Ten”
Looks like the dogs are keeping a watch on their master.
Walking in the sand makes each step a tad more difficult, kinda like one step feels like two.
And the beach wasn’t always flat, causing some sideways slippage in places.
Islands in the stream
Looking for an escape route
How do we get there from here?
Michael says follow me! It got deeper a couple of steps further in.
Swan is short, and she doesn’t swim. I held her hand as we crossed. What came up to my waist was almost to her neck. We made it, though.
Gary, also a non-swimmer, wasn’t so fortunate. He slipped and fell into the current. Michael grabbed his arm before he was washed away.
So we found ourselves at this abandoned beach resort
Scott took a rest on the porch
Things didn’t work out for Shyrel when she tried sitting on this bench.
The caretaker (the guy with no shirt) wasn’t too friendly towards us trespassers. He told us the gate to the road was closed. I gave him a bag of cookies for his trouble, and magically the gate was opened.
On the road again
Out in the countryside
And then we hit the river. I’d been seeing ships like that one coming and going throughout the visit.
We couldn’t tell what the ship was doing there. Discharging loads of water over the side, but why?
The riverside road
The highway crossing
A wet valley
We went this way because it “felt” like the right direction
Bath time and sweets dispensation

So, one of the locals told us to turn right. We did, and reached the end of the road. A local there said there was no way through. Scott, Swan, and I retreated back the way we came. The rest of the group continued marching forward.

The path I took wound up on the highway. I was surprised to see we had reached San Felipe.
Walking the highway back to San Narciso
And then this trike pulled up and offered us a ride. We didn’t say no.
The plan had been to meet up at Joe’s Dawgs. We arrived just a few minutes earlier than the other contingent of Wednesday Walkers.
The orange line is the route the others took. It did involve a shallow river crossing, but they had no problems otherwise. Scott and I conceded we should have gone with them.
Two of those weird ships passing in the sea.

After lunch, I walked back to Mope with Swan and Michael. Michael retrieved his car and left to pick up the group at Joe’s. My driver was waiting when we arrived. I checked out of my room, and we headed for home.

We stopped at the Subic marketplace and picked up this week’s supply of candy

When we arrived home, the power outage was still ongoing, but it was restored a few minutes before the scheduled six p.m. end. I decided the rooftop was The Rite Spot for me to spend my Wednesday evening.

The view when I arrived at The Rite Spot
And after the sun departed
Spaghetti with meat sauce is a Rite Spot specialty.
Swan’s family from Subic joined us for dinner

And so ended another day in the life.

Here’s how I emptied my wallet:

  • Driver: 2000 pesos
  • Charity: 2300 pesos (candy)
  • Tips: 400 pesos
  • Breakfast: 500 pesos
  • Alcohol: 600 pesos
  • Lunch: 400 pesos
  • Trike: 150 pesos
  • Total for October 16: 6350

I mentioned the other day that you don’t see down-and-out expats on the streets of Barretto. Sadly, that’s not true everywhere. One of the Facebook groups I follow posted this photo today:

I wish him well, but he doesn’t look long for this world. I’m sure what led him here is a sad story indeed.

Living with less is a common thing for many Filipinos. In today’s YouTube video, The Filipina Pea visits a provincial family to show us their way of life. I see many similar residences in my backcountry walks, so I found hearing and seeing the way things are quite fascinating.

Today’s funny stuff:

It stinks when things are ass-backwards
I prefer the low road
No shit, Sherlock

I reckon I ought to see what’s been going on in Barretto since I’ve not visited for two whole nights now. Someone has to keep the bars in business, right?

Nice to beach you!

That’s why it’s called a holiday!

The rare fun-filled Tuesday is now history. Well, it wasn’t all fun. I kicked things off with a visit to the immigration office for another sixty-day tourist visa extension, which got approved without a problem. I also had to renew my Alien Certificate of Registration (ACR) card, so my fees were doubled this time. Oh, well, that’s the price you gotta pay.

Next up was the grocery shopping chore. I gave the Pure Gold supermarket a try in search of things I can’t find at Royal. Wound up spending over 11,000 so I guess it was a successful endeavor. Then, I went to Royal to fill in the gaps and spent another 11,000. Oh, well. The cabinets are full again.

We offloaded the groceries at home, loaded up the suitcase and backpacks, then headed for San Narciso. I turned on my tracker so I could map the journey, and it looks like this:

That’s the way to get there. It turns out it is right at 29K from my door to Mope Resort. That’s less than Kevin will be walking every day on his trek across Korea. In my wildest dreams, I can’t see myself walking all the way to San Narciso in a day.
I have returned!

I got a nice room this time, not that I spent much time in there. We unpacked, I knocked out yesterday’s blog post, and then we headed to the place that makes Mope special…outside seating with beach views. And cold beer, of course!

The view from here
Life’s a beach sometimes
Swan Mope-ing around
She’s such a poser!
But sometimes so am I
Love it while you got it!

Our friend Michael arrived later in the afternoon; then he took a swim in the ocean. He joined us for a beer before we headed to resto-bar a few blocks away named Joe’s Dawgs.

A small, cozy venue
It was nice meeting the American owner, Joe. Originally from Ohio, then he had a hot dog stand in Florida before making the Philippines his new home.
We were the only customers during a visit last night.
That’s pretty cheap for a roast beef sandwich, so I gave it a try.
I prefer a roll to a bun; otherwise, it wasn’t bad.
After dinner beers, and chit chat

When we were done at Joe’s, Michael dropped us back at Mope and headed home. The night’s fun wasn’t over, though. Swan and I grabbed some seats and engaged in our nightcap activities. I had a hankering for some ice cream and sent one of the Mope crew to the store to fetch what I thought would be cones.

I had given him enough money to get something for everyone, and he returned with two half-gallon cartons. We gave one to the crew to share, and I dove into the rocky road.
The look on your face when your sweet tooth is satiated. And you’ve had one too many beers. No Zero in stock, so I’d been drinking the higher-alcohol San Mig Lights all night. As you can see, I got a little sloppy scooping the ice cream, too.

So, it was off to bed for a good night’s sleep in preparation for today’s adventure. I’ll tell you about that tomorrow.

What yesterday cost me:

  • Tips: 670 pesos
  • Alcohol:1600 pesos
  • Snacks: 800 pesos
  • Dinner: 500 pesos
  • Driver: 3000 pesos
  • Visa Extension: 6200 pesos
  • Hotel: 2750 pesos
  • Charity: 200 pesos
  • Groceries: 22,700 pesos
  • Total for October 16: 38,420 pesos

Good times don’t come cheap!

Eleven years ago, I was hanging out at the Puddlin’ Duck in Columbia, South Carolina, with my dart buddies, Gunny and James.

Gunny
And James

Sadly, both of them left this world behind within a couple of short years after that happy day.

Today’s YouTube video talks about the things Filipinos find weird about foreigners. I’m guilty of most of them.

Humor time:

Time gets on ticking into the future
Me too!

I am literally out of time. No power here and my laptop battery is almost gone. I’ll fill the gaps tomorrow.

Greetings from San Narciso

Arrived an hour ago, set up the laptop, and now I’m going to dash off a post for my few and faithful readers. It was Hash day yesterday, so that’s mostly what this post will be about. In pictures.

The view from home thirty minutes before the Hash. It’s raining.
The trail started at the Alta Vista clubhouse. So, at least I had a short walk to get there.
A gathering of Hashers. And the rain stopped.
And away we go. The trail yesterday was very poorly marked. Yes, the downpour washed away some powder, but there were many junctions with no markings at all.
But we were on familiar turf, so found our own way whenever we lost the trail. This happened more than once, and then we’d come across a trail marking again, so we guessed right!
There were some downs
And ups
And some more ups
And we kept right on going
We came down in Marian Hills
Walk on!
Swan and I had just been through here yesterday on our Candy Walk
The comfort that comes with flat ground
A carabao that didn’t object to our passing through his turf
The new hot spot to hang out in San Isidro
Pubic Head is no longer full of shit
Puddle jumpers
Back on the highway
Our On-Home venue this week was Smokes and Bottles
Circle up!
The Hares were awarded the Hashit for their shitty trail
We did a version of the short (yellow) trail that was longer than the one the Hares laid.

The after-Hash gathering at It Doesn’t Matter was more party-like than usual. Swan was hanging out with the Gash group, and they were having a good time. I enjoyed chatting with some of the visiting Hashers, including one from Saigon.

And then it was time to pay the piper. Seven hundred was for food, eight hundred was Swan’s contributions to the Gash party, and I guess I must have drank up the rest of it.

The damage done:

  • Dinner: 700 pesos
  • Alcohol: 1600 pesos
  • Lady Drinks: 200 pesos
  • Tips: 200 pesos
  • Trike: 200 pesos
  • Charity: 100 pesos
  • Propane: 850 pesos
  • Hash Fees: 600 pesos
  • Total for October 14: 4250 pesos

In the memory department, coincidentally, one year ago, Swan and I were spending time away from home in Pundaquit, a few miles up the road from our current hangout in San Narciso.

Monty’s then, Mope today.

Ten years ago, I posted a pathetic account of a day in my USA life. That was the year Jee Yeun decided not to return from Korea with me. I didn’t know then that this was the beginning of the end.

I haven’t yet watched today’s YouTube video about the cost of living in the Philippines, but since I’m tracking mine this month, it should be interesting to get another perspective. I could obviously live much cheaper than I do, but since I don’t have to, why should I?

And now for your daily dose of humor:

And they lived happily ever after
Rules are made to be broken!
Do either exist in this universe now?

So, our hike buddy Michael is supposed to meet us here this afternoon, and we are going to visit a new (to me) expat-owned restaurant. And tomorrow, the Wednesday Walkers will be coming to San Narciso for a jaunt. I’m looking forward to that adventure!

The view upon arrival. Those islands in the distance are offshore from Pundaquit and were featured in that island tour video I posted the other day.
Where we be for the next twenty-four hours.

I’ll tell you all about it tomorrow.

Live it or lose it

I’m gonna keep on keepin’ on as long as I can!

Yep

Another good day in the life. A Candy Walk, a feeding, and a pool party with the neighborhood gang filled the Sunday hours in a satisfying fashion.

We had two candy bags and two backpacks full of refills. This week, we tried something new. Rather than sorting out five individual pieces by rummaging through the bag, we made individual candy sacks in an assembly-line fashion at home. This made the handouts quick and efficient.
Let’s get it done!
Into the grassy sea
A regular stop
For you Easter Mountain fans
Another popular stop
Like ducks to water
The ol’ swimmin’ hole
Come and get it!
200+ deliveries this week
The path we walked

The party began at four, so I went to Hideaway early. No Jewel Cafe this week; I just gave the girls cash for some chicken and meat sticks. A couple of beers later, and I caught a trike back home. Then, it was off to Maksil’s place for the neighborhood gathering.

It was my first visit to one of the more unique houses in Alta Vista
Our hangout spot
At first glance I thought she was peeing in the pool
The view from here
The Alta Vista clubhouse is across the street
Swimming pools really aren’t my thing so I stayed dry.
I always enjoy watching the sun go down
Table #1
And the beer table. That’s our host, Maksil, on the right
A cloud I liked
Sundown
A Swan in the water

It was an easy stroll home after I’d had my fill of beer and fun—and it didn’t cost much, either!

  • Alcohol: 240 pesos
  • Lady Drinks: 450 pesos
  • Charity: 1800 pesos (Hideaway feeding)
  • Trike: 400 pesos
  • Lunch 550 pesos
  • Tips: 50 pesos
  • Trash Collection: 100
  • Total for October 13: 3590 pesos

I posted a video about island hopping in Pundaquit yesterday, and coincidentally, Facebook memories reminded me this morning that it was one year ago that I was doing that tour:

And I didn’t go alone!
Cruising on the South China Sea
Islands in the stream

Eight years ago, I won a darts tournament in Bangkok:

Good times!

Ten years ago, I posted something that is truer now that it ever was:

I don’t like the leftist agenda, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like the leftist agenda, denigrate means “put down.”

Today’s YouTube vlogger declares that calling the Philippines “third world” is a myth. That made me laugh because he lives in Bonifacio Global City (BGC), the enclave of Manila where the rich folks live. That ain’t the real PI, dude! I often joke that Alta Vista isn’t in the Philippines, but I can hear it from here. The squatter villages and shanty towns are a lot more authentic representations than BGC. Still, the video offers some nice street scenes of the place where the wealthy (locals and expats) can live and pretend the rest of this third-world country doesn’t exist.

Today’s lame humor:

Hope it all cums out okay
He’s just considering his breast options
Sorry, I didn’t mean to push your buttons

Hash Monday has arrived once more. This morning on the dog walk I was greeted with this:

You can see the rainbow, right? What’s weird is we didn’t have any rain.

My big news is that tomorrow, after shopping, Swan and I will travel to San Narciso to stay overnight at the Mope Beach Resort. The motivation for planning this adventure is that there is a scheduled all-day power outage for Wednesday. No need to stay home for that! We’ll see how the logistics work out, but I may have to alter the blog posting schedule some. We shall see.

Oh, and my buddy Kevin will be heading out for his annual cross-Korea hike tomorrow. You can follow along on the adventure here. Good luck, stay safe, and have fun, Kev!

Today’s closing song is one I had totally forgotten until I saw it mentioned in passing on the Althouse blog today. I also learned that the songwriter/performer, Mason Williams, was a comedy writer for the old Smothers Brothers show. Damn, what a talented man! Glad to get reacquainted.

It was a gas to hear this classic again!

It was also fun to watch these two hear it for the first time:

An island of treasure

Well, I live on Luzon Island, and my life here is a treasure (to me), so the title of this post is apt. I also spent my evening at Treasure Island Resort on Baloy Beach. My Saturday on the island began with a street stroll through Barretto. Swan joined me for the walk.

Leaving the ‘hood under the ever-watchful gaze of Easter Mountain
Adding some sweetness to the day
Grabbing some fresh fruits at this stand in the marketplace
Passing through Columban
We ended our trek at the Jewel Cafe with some take out

As mentioned above, we journeyed out to Treasure Island later in the afternoon. We had some unexpected afternoon rain, so there was a question as to whether there would be live music (it’s an outdoor venue). The rain stopped, and the band started about an hour late, so it all worked out in the end.

The view from our stools at Treasure Island
The view of us at Treasure Island
A view of the beach
And a view of the bay
Engine band
Engine band bassist

Then it was time to eat.

I went with the sweet and sour pork. It was okay.
Chicken cordon bleu for Swan. She had one bite of the potatoes and said, “These are from a box.” It is real or nothing for her.

Enjoyed some more music and then grabbed a trike for home, stopping at 7/11 for some ice cream cone treats to share with the guards. And another day came to an end.

Easy come, easy go:

  • Meat: 4600 pesos
  • Fruit and Veggies: 700 pesos
  • Lunch: 400 pesos
  • Trike: 250 pesos
  • Charity: 120 pesos
  • Snacks: 330 pesos
  • Dinner: 760 pesos
  • Tips: 150 pesos
  • Alcohol: 1160 pesos
  • Total for October 12: 8470 pesos

All I have from the Facebook memories is two quotes I posted twelve years ago:

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

–Mark Twain

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’d be glad to make an exception.

–Groucho Marx

I have no recollection as to why I posted them.

Today’s YouTube video is an island hop off Pundaquit. I’ve done that before, and it was quite nice. The Pundaquit/San Antonio area is somewhere I could consider living should things in Barretto ever go to crap. I doubt that’s going to happen in this lifetime, though.

Humor break:

Any which way but loose
Understanding is a transition
Been there, done that

A little shakeup in the Sunday routines today. We got the Candy Walk done, but dinner at John’s place has been supplanted by an invite to a party and Maksil’s house here in the neighborhood. I’m going to make an appearance at Hideaway and fund the feeding, but I won’t be sticking around for long because the party starts at four. Something different is always nice!

Styx and Stones may rock my bones, but you can’t breathe without Air Supply

A great full day

Most days, it feels like I’m just filling the hours. But yesterday, the hours were full of fun and adventure. Fulfilling indeed!

It took a little over an hour to get to Barangay Aglao from Barretto.

Things kicked off when the Friday group hikers traveled to the wilds of San Marcelino to explore the shore of Mapanuepe Lake. The lake was formed after the Mount Pinatubo eruption in 1991 blocked the river and flooded the valley, creating a lake and drowning three villages in the process. Check out the link for the interesting details.

A church steeple is all that remains of one of those villages

What was unique about yesterday’s hike was that none of us had ever been here before. Well, I came this way two years ago, but we were across the lake in the campground area back then. The terrain we explored this time was virgin territory. I had it in my head that we could go overland to the campground, but I was wrong about that. We also had thought we could hike some of the way on the lake shore, but other than where we started in the village of Aglao, that was not to be. Still, everything being new and us being clueless added to the feeling of adventure. We were only on one hill but went up and down it twice, looking for our way. Ultimately, we had to retreat and retrace our steps to get back to where we started (and where the car was parked). We all agreed it was a fun trek and enjoyed the beauty of nature that surrounded us.

What our ups and downs looked like…
We have arrived, courtesy of Michael’s vehicle
A sign that we are welcome
We are gonna go thataway
And so it begins
It seems the lake is full of clouds
No idea what that stickwork is all about
Rumor has it that structure was at one time a floating restaurant
A tree I liked
And another lake view
Swan getting some directions from a local
And up we go. For the first, but not the last, time.
Now what do we do?
We’ll just keep on moving forward
No idea where we are going, but we are heading there anyway
Where now, brown cow?
That’s the campground across the lake
But you can’t get there from here. Without swimming anyway.
Back up we go
Swan-eating bushes
The view from here
There is no shame in retreat
Back in the village
Todd and Swan are poles apart
It’s like deja vu all over again.
The Friday hiking group, unbowed and undefeated
There was a sari-sari store at the end of this pier. Alas, no beer for sale.
So, we stopped in this place for the first time during the drive home.
That’s a creative way to say it. We didn’t try the meat, though. The beer wasn’t cold, and they had difficulty making change. I’m not saying we won’t be back, but we won’t go out of our way to come here.
What our adventure looked like from above. It is painfully obvious that my vision of walking to the campground was doomed from the start.

With the long drive and beer stop on the way back, I got home much later than usual. And I had a grand opening to attend. So, I dashed off a blog post, took a shower, and we set about heading into town.

Welcome to town, General MacArthur
My friend Jessa is overseeing the opening and training the new staff. She will be moving to the other venue on Baloy when the resto-bar there is ready to open,
Buying Jessa and the bartender a lady drink seemed like the polite thing to do.

Good luck to MacArthur’s. It’s a tiny place in a small town with fifty other bars, but maybe it will become an expat hangout. I doubt I’ll be more than an occasional customer, but I’m looking forward to the Baloy Beach venue.

I shall return!

We also had a dinner date with the neighborhood group from Alta Vista on our schedule. Papagayo was the chosen venue, and it is conveniently located almost next door to MacArthur’s.

The dinner group
My dinner was a chicken enchilada.

After the meal, the group moved up the highway to another newish venue, Red Stars. Yeah, we made some commie jokes about that name.

Cheers!

It was getting close to nine p.m., and the group was going to make Green Room the next stop. I’d had enough by now, and I pride myself on knowing when to say when. So, I said goodnight, and we caught a trike for home.

It was a gooder day than most and I am grateful to have had it. Here’s what it cost me:

  • Salary: 1000 pesos (part-time helper)
  • Prescription Meds: 1400 pesos
  • Jeepney: 50 pesos
  • Trike: 200 pesos
  • Dinner: 415 pesos
  • Lady Drinks: 520 pesos
  • Tips: 200 pesos
  • Alcohol: 1840 pesos
  • Total for October 11: 5625 pesos

To the memories from my glory days:

Eight years ago, I was visiting Pattaya, Thailand. I decided to grab a beer here.
Turns out, the name was ironic. There wasn’t a pussy in this ladyboy bar. The “gals” were friendly though.
Things felt a little safer on the infamous Walking Street

Seven years ago, I experienced a different kind of danger in Boracay:

I only walked this path in daylight and while sober.

In today’s YouTube video, Filipina Pea explores something that used to be near and dear to my heart: transactional relationships. She poses the question of whether, in truth, ALL relationships are transactional. Thinking in terms of me and Swan, I’d say no. But there is a voice in my head asking what would happen if I lost my pension and the house and lived on the street. As am I wont to say, I don’t know, and I don’t care. I’d probably die before crossing that bridge anyway.

And now for some humor:

Judge me by my character, not the color of my skin. Hmm, never mind!
Yeah, so what happened to Jeffrey Epstein?
Sounds vaguely familiar…

This evening, we plan to visit Treasure Island on Baloy and enjoy some live music. Hopefully, the rain will hold off. See you back here tomorrow!

And the “first time hearing” video: