Fun in the Sunday

Well, not much sun, but we didn’t let that stop the fun. Kicked things off with the weekly Candy Walk.

Let’s do this!
The grass is taller than she is
Still standing upright
Still wet
But this is what it’s all about
A light rain, so Swan went to them
Mama does the fetchin’
Another tree I like
Come out, come out, wherever you are!
They have a blue house in Korea, too.
Coming home to roost
A trike full of kiddies
That trike holds more than most station wagons…
More drive-through service
The Easter Mountain view
What a difference a week makes!
That was one week ago. Good job!
Will it survive this week? Stay tuned!
Shall we gather at the river?
Who goes swimming in the rain? They are going to get soaked!
I was looking at this “house” and wondering what keeps it from falling down. Then I noticed the rope and the rock. Well done!
The last of the candy. By Swan’s reckoning, we served a record 250 kids yesterday.
Almost 5K start to finish

But the fun was just beginning!

Banana-nut muffins for the Hideaway crew
Mission accomplished!

After the feeding, I triked back home to get ready for dinner with the neighbors. Jeff and Divina were the hosts, and I met a couple of new folks at the party as well. Beer was cold and plentiful, and the food was amazing.

The menfolk gathered in the living room
And the women were right at home in the kitchen!
This kaleidoscope of seafood treats was a pleasure to devour!
Jeff’s apple pie a la mode and the remains of my brownies for dessert.
This being the Philippines, videoke broke out.

A nice ending to a fun day.

One year ago, I moved into my new place.

Lucky didn’t want to come with us and let me know in his unique way:

By biting the hand that feeds him. Fucker!

The landlord is coming up from Manila tomorrow to renew my lease and collect the rent (I pay one year in advance).

When someone shows you who they are, believe them!

You suck, Kamala!

Today’s YouTube video is pictures of Olongapo back in the US Navy days. Enjoy the memories!

The daily dose of humor:

I bet that movie stinks!
Yes, unless it was a Scandinavian!
When I hear French, I can only say, “Ferme ta bouche.”

By golly, I made it through a rushed post, so the LTG addicts out there won’t have to suffer. Now, I need to shower up and get ready for my journey to Angeles City to have my heart looked at.

It’s also Hash Monday, and the trail starts here at Rizal Extension. Will I make it back in time? I’ll let you know tomorrow.

Thanks for dropping by. Keep it fun!

A small town Saturday night

Nothing special, a few beers, dinner at John’s place, then a few more beers. Home by eight and in bed at nine. That’s how this old man rolls these days.

If you follow my routines, you will have noticed that there was a bit of a shakeup. We usually have Sunday dinner at John’s, but we are joining the neighbors next door for a dinner party tonight, so we changed the date for dining out. Yep, more evidence that I can still be a wild and crazy guy when circumstances warrant!

We had originally planned on doing a foot spa, but when we arrived at the salon, it was busy, and I didn’t feel like waiting around. Swan said we could do it another time. We crossed the highway and sat in the outdoor area of the Red Star bar, Barretto’s newest drinking venue. Well, the ownership is new, but the bar isn’t. It was formerly Roadhouse. And before that, Blue Butterfly. When I first moved here, it was Toucan. I guess reincarnation really is a thing.

After Swan finished her glass of wine, we headed to John’s for dinner. John wasn’t there when we arrived; we were also the only customers. As is our custom, we moved up to the open-air third floor to enjoy our dining experience.

The view from John’s when we arrived
And a little later
And the grand finale
Swan had the bacon wrapped pork and seemed to enjoy it
I had the roast beef and cheddar

I was a little disappointed to see my sandwich served on a bun instead of a roll. The meat was as good as usual, though. Coincidentally, Facebook memories showed me the Philly cheesesteak I had one year ago:

That’s the bread I was expecting

We ran into John as we were leaving. He was coming back from his dialysis treatment and was being helped up the stairs. He looked much better than he did last week, so hopefully, his progress will continue.

We went to Green Room for our nightcap and had a pleasant enough time interacting with our regulars there. Then we called for our trike, got picked up at the front door, and made it home safe and sound. Exciting shit, eh?

Speaking of memories, nine years ago, I was enjoying a night on the town in Itaewon:

The name of the bar escapes me now. But I still recognize three of my fellow partiers: Lonnie (with finger extended) Becky, and my nephew, Justin.

Commenter Brian suggested I consider taking Swan on a visit to Korea. I think that would be fun.

Today’s YouTube video features The Filipina Pea talking about poverty in the Philippines. Well, she is doing more than talking about it; she is trying to lend a hand up (versus a hand out) to those most in need. You can’t help everyone, that’s true, but making a difference for some is a start. I respect her efforts.

Humor time:

I find this rather delightful, delectable, luscious, pleasant-tasting, scrumptious, toothsome, and yummy.
What a gas!
Next question: why do I post shit like this?

And now what? I’m going to do the Sunday feeding at Hideaway, then come back home in time for the dinner party next door at five p.m. I’m bringing banana-nut muffins for the girls and brownies for the neighbors. My driver is picking me up bright and early at seven in the morning to take me to the heart clinic in Angeles City. After I’m done with the heart shit, I’m going to do the weekly shopping at S&R (the Philippines version of Costco) in AC. Hopefully, I’ll be back home in time for the Hash run at 2 p.m. I’m not seeing much space in that schedule for blogging, but I’ll do my best to get something up for my faithful few readers. If I fail, there is always Tuesday.

A walkin’ SOB

Perhaps the awareness that something you enjoy has an undetermined expiration date makes you appreciate it all the more. There was nothing all that special about yesterday’s group hike other than it felt greater than usual to be out and about. I even enjoyed appreciated the relatively big hill climb we undertook. The fact that I’m feeling stronger these days contributes to the overall enhanced satisfaction with my walking adventures. Hopefully, I’ll have many more hikes like this one to come.

My fellow adventurers, (L-R) Gary, Ed, and Eric
On the highway and over the river
This river trash will be on the beach soon
Strolling down Sawmill Road
The tree I can see from my house
They’re making good progress on the new bridge. They’ve also reopened the temporary bridge, which is kind of surprising given its complete destruction in last week’s storm.
On the backstreets of San Isidro
Easter mountain rising above the rice fields
Enough with the pavement
Heading for the hills through this neighborhood
I’m glad I chose to have this woman do the cookie and lollipop distribution
Let the climbing begin
On up!
The view from here
The thatch grass is blooming
From the hills to the bay
Walk this way
Lollipops for the topless (that reference will make more sense later in this post)
Easter mountain from here
Kids like sweets, but nothing for the geese!
Beginning our descent
A woodsy vibe
My last delivery of the day…I carry four packs of cookies and four bags of lollipops. I usually bring some back home, but not yesterday. Glad to add some sweetness to the journey.
Taking in the view
Almost down
Flat ground and pavement
Talk about a bump on a log
Eric and Ed stocking up on bananas and apples
Just under 6K of goodness

Next on my Friday agenda was attending the SOB dance competition at Queen Victoria Bar. I arrived early to secure a good seat for Swan and me. I was a little surprised that beers were 120 pesos at QV, among the highest in town. When the show started at six and drinks were free, they wouldn’t serve Swan wine, saying it wasn’t a “local drink.” No problem, we just won’t attend a QV SOB in the future. Other than that, it was pretty much the same as always. I was a judge again, and my top four choices were all called up on stage at the conclusion of the competition. The other judges disagreed with my rankings, however.

Alaska Club finished fourth.
Voodoo finished third. I thought they were the best.
Wet Spot took second. I had them third.
The home team finished first, as usual. I had them pegged for second.

At the conclusion of the event, I was more than ready to head home, and that is just what we did.

Facebook had a surprise for me this morning:

What’s the fuss all about?

AYFKM? What kind of sick fuck looks at this photo and sees nudity? Facebook’s own so-called community standards specifies “adult nudity.” And then to give me a suspension over this? Come on, Fuckerberg!

I submitted an appeal as a matter of principle, but I don’t expect favorable consideration. Here it is:

Facebook deleted my photo and restricted my access, claiming I violated community standards based on a display of nudity. The picture was taken in the Philippines, where I reside. It was taken during our weekly “candy walk” when my girlfriend gave treats to the poor children in a nearby community. I was frankly shocked to be notified of my alleged violation because I hadn’t seen any “nudity” when I took the photo. These are very young children, and it was a hot and rainy day. Guess what? In the Philippines, kids of both genders don’t routinely wear shirts when playing outdoors. If you saw mothers hand washing clothes in a bucket, you’d perhaps understand why wearing tops on a hot and wet day is not a normal practice. Again, the kids in question were outdoors playing when we walked by and gathered around my girlfriend when she offered them some treats. It’s a sad day when an act of charity like this gets you suspended on Facebook. I also think it disrespects the cultural norms of the Philippines. Not everyone lives in a rich country. Poor children can be happy children. Why anyone on Facebook would see these young people and think of nudity is pretty disgusting. Yes, a couple of girls are without tops, but they are not exposing breasts because they don’t have any. I think the decision to punish me reflects poorly on Facebook.

I appreciate your consideration of my appeal.

I ain’t having nun of that!

I can still access my Facebook memories. Here’s one from eleven years ago.

My married life as a homeowner in South Carolina. It seems almost like a dream now.

Today’s YouTube video has a vlogger listing his top five choices of places in the Philippines to retire. As I say, everyone is entitled to their opinion. I’ve been to four of the five he cites, and they all get a big “no, thank you!” from me. Manila? Seriously? What a shithole. The first time I visited Cebu, I liked it, but a few years later, it was a mess just like Manila. Davao and Baguio have some pluses, but both are isolated and have Nazi-like mayors (I’m glad I wasn’t in either place during the scamdemic). Nope, I made the right choice for me when I picked Olongapo. No regrets.

How about some humor?

I don’t know about that
That story always did seem a little creepy to me, in a Bill Cosby kind of way.
Don’t get boxed in.

That’s all I have for today. I’m scheduled to travel to Angeles City on Monday morning for additional heart scans. It will be good to know the way ahead.

It still ain’t over yet

The big happening for me yesterday was a visit to the cardiologist, Dr. Lacanin. I spent nearly an hour in her company as she took my history, reviewed my meds, and inquired about my symptoms and heart-related issues. We also discussed the echocardiogram results, the implications associated with aortic valve stenosis, and the way forward from here.

The bottom line is that what ails me is pretty common in old fuckers like myself and will likely continue to get worse as I age. The most disconcerting moment during the appointment was when she started diagraming my problem and then listed various symptoms numerically.

It looked like this

So, once Dr. Lacanin had the symptoms listed numerically, she explained that patients demonstrating the issues in #3 had a life expectancy of three years, those with the #2 symptoms averaged two years of life, and anyone suffering the #1 listings could expect to die in a year. “So, you are telling me I’ve got at most three years to live?” I exclaimed. No, she assured me that wasn’t the case if I took steps now to control my condition to keep it from getting worse. She talked about surgical options for correction I could pursue if that becomes necessary. Hopefully, it doesn’t come to that.

Dr. Lacanin is not convinced that the ECG result showing mild to moderate aortic synopsis is accurate. She also wants additional data on the aortic blockage (it was 20% back then) I was diagnosed with ten years ago. She suggested I get these tests done at a hospital that specializes in heart health care. She mentioned one in Manila, but when she saw my reaction to traveling that far to a city I despise, she offered a closer alternative in Angeles City. I can go for that. Next up is scheduling the stress test, which Dr. Lacanin will set up.

The other thing we discussed was my heart rate. I guess my low resting heart rate truly is something to be proud of. I told her the bpm really goes up quickly when I hike, with 100 on a flat walk being the average and rising from there when I hit a hill. I asked Dr. Lacanin what my maximum rate should be, and she suggested around 140, but the 120-130 range was best. Good to know. I watched my heart rate throughout this morning’s hike, which included a lengthy climb.

I hit my peak at 153 during the climb, and it didn’t kill me, and I was below 140 most of the time. I experienced no other symptoms like chest pain. I was breathing hard, of course, but I wasn’t short of breath like I’ve been in the past. So, I take this as a positive. It will be interesting to see how I do on the stress test.

And that’s where things stand with me and my broken heart.

I came home after my doctor’s appointment and stayed here. It seemed like the right time to spend time at The Rite Spot. It had been sunny all day, but then, shortly before I was planning to head for the roof, a rainstorm came out of nowhere.

It looked like this from the patio, but luckily, it didn’t last long.
The view when I arrived at The Rite Spot On The Roof

I had my cooler of beer with me. Then I set up the music speaker (my country music playlist), turned on the fan, and settled into my rocking chair to watch the remains of the day.

I do believe I enjoy watching sunsets more than dancing girls. Go figure.

I didn’t spend all my time at The Rite Spot alone. Swan had family members visiting, so everyone convened on the roof for dinner.

Setting the table
Spaghetti and meat sauce, a Rite Spot favorite!
Dinner is served
It was my privilege to be the only white guy present.
This was a surprise; I didn’t even know she was pregnant! (It’s a niece)

And I ended the day feeling good to be alive.

And then there are the memories:

Thirteen years ago, I was livin’ and lovin’ my Korean life. Then I died and was reborn in the Philippines.

Gotta keep pounding on those drums with the future of the USA to be decided in six weeks.

I feel sorry for the fools that would put the future of our nation in her incapable hands.
Maybe that explains it.

Today’s YouTube video from Reekay tells the story of importing a bargirl from Angeles City. It brought back some memories of my days as a tourist and feeling sorry for the girls. I sponsored one to attend caregiver training. She completed the program, quit the bars, married an Australian, and lived happily ever after. The poor sap in this video got snookered by an eighteen-year-old. Get a grip, guys.

Things I found funny on the internet:

Any excuse will do
One of those
Time for me to hang up

I’m going to do the SOB thing at Queen Victoria this evening. I’ll tell you about that and today’s hike tomorrow. Thanks for coming by!

It's like I'm sitting at a bus stop waiting for a train
Exactly how I got here is hard to explain
My heart's in the right place, what's left of it I guess
My heart ain't the problem, it's my mind that's a total mess
With these rickety old legs and watery eyes
It's hard to believe that I could pass for anybody's prize
Here's what I know about the gifts that God gave
You can't take 'em with you when you go to the grave

It ain't over yet, ask someone who ought to know
Not so very long ago we were both hung out to dry
It ain't over yet, you can mark my word
I don't care what you think you heard, we're still learning how to fly
It ain't over yet

For fools like me who were built for the chase
Takes the right kind of woman to help you put it all in place
It only happened once in my life, but man you should have seen
Her hair two shades of foxtail red, her eyes some far out sea blue green
I got caught up making a name for myself, you know what that's about
One day your ship comes rolling in and the next day it rolls right back out
You can't take for granted none of this shit
The higher up you fly boys, the harder you get hit

It ain't over yet, I'll say this about that
You can get up off the mat or you can lay there till you die
It ain't over yet, here's the truth my friend
You can't pack it in and we both know why
It ain't over yet

Silly boys blind to get there first
Think of second chances as some kind of curse
I've known you forever and ever it's true
If you came by it easy, you wouldn't be you
Make me laugh, you make me cry, you make me forget myself

Back when down on my luck kept me up for days
You were there with the right word to help me crawl out of the maze
And when I almost convinced myself I was hipper than thou
You stepped up with a warning shot fired sweet and low across the bow
No you don't walk on water and your sarcasm stings
But the way you move through this old world sure makes a case for angel wings
I was halfway to the bottom when you threw me that line
I quote you now verbatim, "Get your head out of your own behind"

It ain't over yet, what you wanna bet
One more cigarette ain't gonna send you to the grave
It ain't over yet, I've seen your new girlfriend
Thinks you're the living end, great big old sparkle in her eye
It ain't over yet
I love this song

					

Crazy daze

Well, as crazy as it gets around here. Which really isn’t that crazy at all. Other than when I try to fake a smile.

So, the Wednesday Walkers had a relatively tame and sane morning hike out Subic town way. Here’s how that looked:

We grabbed a Jeepney in Barretto and started here
And off we go!
The quiet backstreets of Calapandayan
The first cookie delivery of the day
And the first of two graveyards we walked past. This gal lived fourteen years longer than I have.
Goats showing us the way
Only one hill climb on our journey
A view from the top
What goes up, must come down
Passing through Jurassic Park
More sweets for the sweet
We hadn’t been this way for a while and were walking in the opposite direction than usual, so it had a new feel.
Through the fields we go
No rest for the weary
Pond side
We got this in the bag
If the bridge holds me, we are all safe
Safety standards for construction workers appear to be nonexistent in this country. Scary to watch those guys on the roof.
Riverside living
The beauty of Subic town
A funeral in progress as we passed through here
Those smiles are worth more than the cookies
On the waterside
Walking on the waterside
Bridge posers
Almost paradise
That is an odd name for a high school sports team. Stop! You’re killing me!
We finished at the Subic marketplace
And caught a bus back to Barretto
A pleasant enough 5K stroll

When beer o’clock rolled around, Swan and I headed into town and started the good times at BarCelona.

The usual view, but it was nice to see some sunshine for a change.
Swan’s sister came by to join us
And another fake smile at Swan’s insistence. At least I didn’t go crazy.

We did our nightcap downstairs at Green Room, ordered some takeout from Sit-n-Bull, and made it an early night. No one got floored this time! Sorry for the misleading title of this post, but you don’t have to be crazy to have fun. Right?

In the memory category, I came across a post from April 2020 while checking to make sure today’s title hadn’t been used before. It was about life early in the COVID lockdowns. Talk about crazy days!

And there was this from my Facebook feed two years ago:

Or move to the Philippines. Age is just a number here.

Today’s YouTube video features The Filipina Pea interviewing a massage therapist. In my single days, I never used the parlors. Lots of gals provided the service at my home. It was nice having “friends with benefits.”

Here’s some crazy humor for you:

Oh, crap!
Two shitty jokes in a row!
Okay, now that’s more like it.

I’m still digesting what the cardiologist said today, but I’ll make a full report on that tomorrow. Some additional tests are in my future, and she also modified my daily prescription medication intake. Let’s see how long she can keep me alive! In the meantime, I think today is a good day to pass the hours up at The Rite Spot On The Roof. And that’s just what I’m going to do. You can’t get much less crazy than that!

One day at a time

It sometimes feels as if I’m living that old soap opera saying: Like sands through an hourglass, so are the days of our lives. One aspect of growing older is that you never know just how much sand you have left. I guess no one ever knows when the time will run out; older folks just think about it more often. At least I do. The other side of that coin is wondering if I’m wasting the days that remain. Yeah, my life revolves around routines, and as regular readers of LTG are painfully aware, there isn’t much new or exciting going on in the final chapters of the story of my life. But it occurs to me that’s okay. As I sat with Swan yesterday, enjoying cold beverages, good food, and bay views, I had a feeling of tranquility and contentment with this path I’ve chosen. You never know what the future brings, and everything can change in the blink of an eye. But for now, a nothing day like yesterday was oddly fulfilling.

So, my Tuesdays begin with a journey to the Royal supermarket on SBMA. As I entered the building, I was reminded that the “ber months” are definitely upon us.

It’s time to hang those Christmas decorations. During my walks, I hear Christmas music being played inside some houses that I pass.

Sometimes, shopping involves resisting temptation. Some temptations are easier to resist than others.

Now, Breyers has always been my favorite brand of ice cream. And Snickers is my favorite flavor. And it is even on sale! But excuse me, over eleven dollars for a half-gallon of ice cream? Ain’t gonna happen, no matter how good it is. The brand I buy costs half of that.

When lunch time rolled around, I was reminded that these are my salad days.

And Swan can concoct a masterpiece. (Ignore the onions, Kevin)

I wasn’t sure what to do with our Tuesday evening. I know Swan always craves a beach view, but Baloy or Barretto? Hmm. I decided on Barretto, but on the side of town we rarely visit these days.

First stop, Outback.
The view from our perch. It was here that I felt the satisfaction of living this life I’m living.
And the woman I’m sharing it with

The RSL (Returned Services League, the Australian veteran’s organization) was having their post-meeting bar crawl in the indoor bar, and some members came out for a smoke. A friend of Swan’s came by to say hello, and we had a nice chat. And he bought me a beer!

The Outback poolside bar

We walked up the beach to Mango’s when it was time for dinner.

The beach walk view. Those aren’t smoke signals; the locals are burning the driftwood that the high tide left behind.
We were the only customers for the duration of our visit to Mango’s
A beach view from here
And another
Dinner is served. Grilled pork chops, our favorite.
Enjoying the sunset for dessert

The next stop was Whiskey Girl bar, a venue we hadn’t visited for several months.

Oddly enough, all my old favorites remembered me and welcomed me back. Naturally, I reciprocated with a round of lady drinks.

We had our nightcap at Queen Victoria, another seldom-visited bar. Swan surprised me by ordering a Mai Tai cocktail instead of wine. I sensed this wasn’t going to end well when I saw the size of the drink she was served.

Life is for learning
Lesson learned

I’ve been floored before, so I’m not one to talk. And she wasn’t down there long. It is a rare occurrence when Swan over-indulges, but it didn’t ruin an otherwise fine day full of the pleasures that come with nothingness.

I do sometimes plan ahead for some adventure and excitement. Yesterday, I reserved spots for Swan and me to participate in the La Union Hash anniversary run in October and the Haggis Bash Hash (also in La Union) in early December. So, now I have even more to live for!

They have something called GCash here, which is a popular money transfer system. I have declined to sign up because I’m an old codger who doesn’t adapt well to new technology. So, when I need to do things like pay for Hash runs, I use Swan’s account.

Tomorrow morning, I’ll be visiting the cardiologist and hoping for some positive outcomes. I’ve been feeling well and breathing better, so I want to make sure I can keep it that way.

These numbers include today’s hike with a smallish hill climb, and it looks pretty good to my untrained eye.

No memories or politics to share today, sorry about that!

The YouTube video for today is the opposite of yesterday. This guy talks about why he left the USA. Obviously, I can’t say that I blame him. If you live on a limited income from Social Security, you can definitely live better here. It’s still not ideal, and I don’t recommend it, but to each his own.

To the humor then:

I guess this is no joke. I don’t eat wieners much, but I’ve never washed one.

Speaking of wieners…

Sucks to be her
I’m confused

And so concludes another post about the days gone by. Here’s hoping there are many more to come!

Going our own way

Here’s how the Hash went down yesterday. Swan and I walked to the start of the trail at Columban College by going the back way from Alta Vista. And as fate would have it, a portion of the path we chose turned out to be the actual Hash trail, only in reverse. So, coming down to Columban was the way the Hashers would be going up. That’s not one of my favorite ways to go anyway, and having just been there, I opted for a different course of action. When the Hashers turned right to climb the tires, I went left and took a trail I’ve not done for quite some time. Well, best-laid plans and all, but my alternative was longer and steeper than I recalled. And along the way, there was some new fencing we had to detour around. Even so, it was a nice adventure, and I have no regrets. My heart rate didn’t rise above 115 BPM, even when I was huffing and puffing my way to the top. I’ll take that as a good sign.

Our way was just under 5K
A creek we crossed early in our trek
Does this qualify as a waterfall?
A lollipop delivery
The beginning of a tire-ing descent to Columban
An unnamed Hasher going down
The Hashers gather at the trailhead. We went our separate ways from here.
The end of our climb brought us to this hole-in-the-wall place
Our view from on high
Arrival at the On-Home venue
A view from Subiza
That Hasher without a name again
The old fucker contingent sits during the Hash circle
Having now completed five Hashes, Swan was ripe for naming.

By way of introduction, I told this joke:

A Hasher named Cum Together had a bit too much to drink one night, and his performance in the bedroom did not live up to his Hash name. The next morning, he apologized to the young woman for the unsatisfying lovemaking. She told him, there is nothing to be sorry about; I had an orgasm. Oh really? When was that? She smiled and said, “While you were in the toilet.”

Allow me to introduce you to the newest named SBH3 Hasher: Cums Alone.

The Hash evening drew to a close just as a light rain shower rolled in across the bay.

The heart rates stats from yesterday:

Not bad. I *think* my max is 128, but I’ll confirm that with the cardiologist on Thursday.

I came across this ranking of Filipino food on my Facebook feed today:

Here are the results of respondents to a “Taste Atlas” survey rating Philippine food: Top 10 List, 5 is the highest rating. There are 80 dishes rated between these two extremes. My personal favorites are Adobo, Sinigang and Bicol Express!

I’ve personally only tried a few of these, and most are okay (lechon is probably my favorite), but given other options, I often take them. Some things I will never put in my mouth, like Balut (a duck fetus sucked out of an egg. No thank you!)

It’s an election year, so I feel obligated to engage with my fellow citizens regarding the importance of the choices before us:

Seems like an easy choice to me.

And those cat memes are still purring:

I hope she didn’t have to Cum Alone

For some weird reason, I enjoy hearing the point-of-view of naysayers regarding life in the Philippines. In today’s YouTube video, this guy is giving up and moving back to the USA. Welp, the PI is a LONG way from perfect, but I’ll be damned if I’d rather be dealing with all the shit going on back home. Most of the things he complains about are real (I bitch about the noise and litter a lot), but you learn to deal with it, not let it destroy your peace of mind and happiness. So, go home, young man, you don’t belong here!

Time for the funnies:

If I didn’t listen to Mama, I was likely to get a good yank on the hair.
Glad you got lucky, Kevin!
That stinks!

No real plans for the rest of my Tuesday, but come back tomorrow and I’ll share what happens then.

And the “first time hearing” reaction video:

Sunny Sunday

Well, not that much sun, but a rain-free day was still a nice change of pace. We put the dogs on a leash and gave them a proper walking. And then we loaded up the candy and headed out to sweeten the day of the kiddies in San Isidro.

Let’s do this!
It’s the time of year when even well-traveled pathways become overgrown
A sniper cow?
The kids are out there somewhere
Ah, the first customer of the day
And the first instance of wet feet. But not the last.
Where is everyone?
Oh, here they are now
The Marian Hills contingent
It’s only a creek during rainy season
Goody-goody
Word is spreading that the candy lady is here
Come and get it!
The rare onesie
And the biggest group of the morning
Pausing for the third and final candy bag refill.
Some tired kids
The requisite Easter Mountain view
The rain may be gone, but it is not forgotten

The plan was to cross over the new temporary bridge, just like we did last week. Three weeks ago, it washed away during the first big storm of the season but was quickly rebuilt so the residents of this area would have vehicle access. I thought they did a better job on the rebuild than the original structure, but it seems that it was not good enough.

Curses foiled again! I doubt they’ll even attempt another repair. The new bridge is nearing completion.
Once again, we were forced to take a woodsy detour
Another long life (89) has come to an end
Crossing Bridge #3
And the morning’s final delivery
Only 4.5 without the destroyed bridge crossing

Later in the day, I made the cross-town walk to Hideaway for the weekly feeding ritual. Once again, there were several other customers in the bar when I arrived. One of them even bought me a beer! It’s good to see owner Griff turning things around there.

Feeding in progress

Then, it was time to cross the highway and meet Swan for dinner at John’s place. John was sitting in his recliner strategically located behind the bar. We briefly chatted, and he was happy to have survived the public hospital ordeal. John commented that he never thought he would live to see the day when his wife had to wipe his butt for him, but he is glad that she is willing to do so. The doctor told him he’d be able to walk again with some physical therapy. Before I departed for the third floor, John told the waitress to make sure there was plenty of wine in stock for Swan. He also told me that I could just sign the bill for my dinner, and he’d deduct that amount from the money I loaned him. Works for me.

The usual view from our preferred third-floor seating.

In another demonstration of our compatibility, Swan and I both craved the same dinner selection.

Birria tacos were the order of the day

After dinner, we again planned to make The Green Room our nightcap destination. Alas, once again, it was too crowded for us to sit comfortably. So, Wet Spot it was.

It’s a crappy photo, but this always cracks me up. The head waitress is taking rolls of toilet paper and parceling them out into four-piece sheets. The reason? Rolls of toilet paper left in the comfort room disappear (the girls take them home). So, instead, when a gal needs to use the CR, she comes by and picks up her toilet paper ration first. Only in the Philippines!

When it was time to go, we called our personal trike driver to meet us out front and take us home. That’s just the way we roll!

Eight years ago, I was living a completely different life.

A town hall meeting for civilians to discuss the pending move to Camp Humphreys. That’s me, third from the right. I guess life was more meaningful for me back then, but this retirement chapter ain’t bad. I’m certainly in no hurry to move on to the next chapter inside a crematorium.

In today’s YouTube video, Reekay talks about the relationship theories contained in the book “The Rational Male” by Rollo Tomassi. I’ve never heard of the book or the author, but I guess that shouldn’t come as a surprise, given my lifetime of love trainwrecks. It’s a short ten-minute watch and the concepts seem like common sense. But when it comes to relationships, how common is sense?

Maybe you’ll like these:

That’s a hard call
Yep, it’s got a mind of its own. A one-track mind.
Hello?”
“Hi honey this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?”
“No Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.”
After a brief pause, Daddy says, “But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.”
“Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.”
Brief Pause.
“Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway.”
“Okay Daddy, just a minute.”
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. “I did it Daddy.”
“And what happened honey?” he asked.
“Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn’t moving at all!”
“Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?”
“He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn’t know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and he isn’t moving either.”
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause***
***Even Longer Pause***
Then Daddy says, “Swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?”

So, another Hash Monday has arrived. And by golly, we actually do have sunny skies today! I’m going to walk to the start, which will include a couple of small hills and see how I feel after that. I’ve been monitoring my heart rate on my walks, and if I exceed my maximum recommended BPM during the Hash, I’ll head for flat ground. I’m good at shortcutting. Swan is going to join me today on the Hash, so that will be nice. I’ll let you know how it goes tomorrow.

And “The First Time Hearing It” take:

Getting our Mugshots

I’ve had sadder days, but my Saturday was just fine, thank you. Swan had a meat delivery to make in Barretto, so she joined me for my morning walk. I think I’ve mentioned before that Swan has a little sideline business where she orders meat from a distributor in Angeles City and has it delivered to our door for free. Then, Swan fills the orders of her customers. I get most of my meat through her these days (and she gets all of mine!). Swan being Swan, we took along some candy to hand out along the way. It was pretty much my standard street stroll, so there wasn’t much new or interesting to photograph. Here’s what I got:

I haven’t seen any Haitian refugees around, so maybe the kitty will be found.
He holds the record for the oldest I’ve seen on a funeral banner. Here’s hoping that long life was joyful.
Death comes for us all, it seems. It looks like the frog was enjoying a smoke when he got squished.
It’s always nice to have some company along for the stroll.
Our 5K journey

What’s there to do on a wet Saturday evening? Well, the bars, of course. And it had been days since I’d last visited one. Well, I missed Friday anyway. There was no point in going to the beach in this weather, but honestly, I was in the mood for something a little different. And then I thought of Mugshots. It is a very nice place I rarely visit for some reason, but we rectified that yesterday. I reviewed Mugshots back when it first opened two years ago. It’s been remodeled a lot since then. Most of the dining tables are gone, and so is the singing platform. There’s also a pool table now. The woman I thought was a lesbian when I did my review is still there and it turns out she’s the owner’s wife. Oops, my bad!  

We had friendly service last night, and despite being an infrequent visitor, the staff all knew me by name. The kitchen is still open, and we gave the food a try.

One side of the menu
And the other
Swan had the burger
And I went with the wings

The food was quite good for pub fare. We arrived right when they opened at five, but several more customers came in within the hour, so they appeared to be doing well. I’ll try and visit more frequently in the future.

We were going to hit The Green Room for our nightcap, but as we approached, someone called out to us from Sloppy Joe’s. Dave’s wife Jo and her friend Grace invited us to join them while they awaited Dave’s arrival. Jo and Swan are old buddies, so I got to sit at a table full of women speaking in Tagalog until Dave arrived. After a glass of wine and a couple more beers, we headed next door. Green Room was too busy for my taste, so we continued on to Wet Spot for our final drinks of the evening.

When it was time to head home, we faced a small dilemma at the trike stand. They operate on a “first-come, first-serve” basis, but sometimes the trike at the head of the queue is too small for my fat body to squeeze in comfortably. I always feel bad about telling the guy who’s been waiting the longest no thanks, especially since the drivers all know I overpay for my ride. Then Swan remembered we had gotten the phone number for the driver of a comfortable trike, and she gave him a call. Sure enough, he was in the lineup at Wet Spot, so we had him pick us up in front of Sit-n-Bull—no drama and a comfortable ride home.

And that’s how we rolled through Saturday.

I’m far from a genius, but this one was easy enough to figure out:

This year, we find out if Americans are smart enough to vote for their own interest (and our nation’s) or let their hatred for Trump decide their vote.

Today’s YouTube video from the Filipina Pea is about whether Filipinos prefer American or Chinese interventions. It seems that most of them know who their friend is.

And now for the funny stuff:

Guess you just don’t measure up, fella.
Anyone else remember Soylent Green?
It’s gonna be a hard days night.

The morning Candy Walk is done. Next up, a feeding at Hideaway, then dinner with Swan at John’s place. And the wheel in the sky keeps on turning.

On a rainy day

When it rains, it pours, but life goes on. Sometimes, you tweak things up a bit.

Who let the dogs out? We did; we weren’t feeling like a dog walk in the rain.

But it being Friday and all, there was the group hike to attend to. Flat street walks around Barretto are getting a tad boring in a “been there, done that” multiple times kind of way. But our newest group member, Michael, has a nice roomy car and lives out on the far side of Subic town. So, we took a Jeepney to meet him in his neck of the woods, and he drove us to San Antonio. We hadn’t hiked out there in almost a year. We parked at the FRA (Fleet Reserve Association) and plotted a course from there. Given the weather, we stuck to the pavement for the most part, but everything had a fresh new feel about it anyway.

Clouds on the mountain
Rainy day people, Gary, Michael, and Scott
Off we go down the highway
Signage at the elementary school
Strolling through a San Antonio neighborhood
We saw houses like these
And this one, literally right next door. Most of the houses were somewhere in between these two extremes.
A road we opted not to traverse
Getting off the pavement for a bit. Luckily it didn’t turn out to be a goat fuck.
The rice fields are enjoying the rainy weather
It was good to have a bit of elevation above the swampy fields
Probably the best part of our walk
The rare bridge that is both over and under the water
A tree that caught my eye
Embracing the freedom that comes with wet feet
On the road again
A Filipino Naval Station (it used to belong to the Americans)
A well-maintained elevated road with no puddles is a rarity in my adopted country
Village life
Highs and lows
You looking at me?
A river runs through it
A new ‘hood to explore
Time out for a lollipop delivery
Not today, thank you
And back to where we started
The FRA is one of my favorite San Antonio hangouts
Sorry guys, the waitress isn’t on the menu
But tacos were, and I had some. The waitress asked, “Hard or soft?” I bit my tongue to keep my demented mind from saying the first thing that popped into my head, then wisely said, “One of each, please.”
Our 7K journey

And that was how our rainy-day hike in San Antonio went down. Got home later than normal, so I decided to just hang out at home for my Friday night.

Swan got busy in the kitchen. She wanted me to try her beef burritos.
A different blend of salad
Tasted great with ranch dressing
The burritos are served. A different blend of ingredients than I use, but very tasty indeed!
And Swan can brown a tortilla better than I do.

So, let me throw this out there. Spain ruled the Philippines for five hundred years. My Filipina prepared my meal. I say that makes burritos Filipino food. I mean, Spain brought them to Mexico, and everyone says they are Mexican food, so what’s the difference? See, I do eat the local food!

I fired up Netflix and decided to watch a Filipino movie with my Filipino dinner. Here’s the trailer:

I’m not going to review it. It filled some time, had a couple of funny parts, and kept me somewhat entertained. The dialogue in my version was Tagalog with English subtitles. I don’t speak the local language, but I could tell the subtitles didn’t always match what was said. For example, a twenty peso tip was called twenty dollars in the subtitles. Mildly annoying, but that’s on me for not learning the local language.

In other news, John Kim posted this on Facebook today:

Just came back.
Thanks for the moral support, cash & wheel chair donation and quick loan to be released from the hospital. Including dialysis, I was paying average p13000 daily. Stayed there for 9 days. I am still half paralyzed but the doctor says I could walk again with therapy. I can stand up for seconds now when I can hold to something to support my weight, so it’s a big progress. Visit me when you can, it’ll mean a lot to me.

Glad to hear it! Keep fighting, John! And see you tomorrow for dinner.

Today’s YouTube video has Reekay expounding on the bar scene. I’m pretty much a “regular bar” guy these days, but Wet Spot is technically a dancer bar, Although they just stand around on stage waiting for lady drinks. Anyway, the stuff Reekay warns about are, for the most part, rookie mistakes. Even when I was single, I wasn’t really into the bar fine scene. I mean, I paid for sex in different ways (remember my friends with benefits program?), but I probably only took a girl from a bar once or twice a year. Some guys prefer taking bar girls home. As one whore monger told me, I don’t pay the girls for sex, I pay them to leave in the morning. Whatever floats your boat. But the lady drink thing was a lesson I learned the hard way during my first weekend in Seoul. When it was time to go, my tab was $300. Oops!

Alright, to the humor then. Such as it is.

Knockin’ on heaven’s door
Women don’t do too well against men in Olympic boxing, either.
I can relate

Alright, I’m running late to get started on my Saturday evening out. Back with more of adventures tomorrow!

I always enjoy these “first-time hearing” song videos. Here’s what they said about this one:

Keep on pumping!

Yesterday’s consult with Dr. DeLeon went fine. She explained the basics of aortic stenosis and some of the ramifications of that diagnosis.

Dr. DeLeon’s artistic rendering of her explanation
And a rendering I found on the internet

So anyway, Dr. DeLeon was being careful about not stepping out of her lane as a pulmonary specialist, saying the cardiologist I’m scheduled to see next week can better explain treatment options, medications, and the way ahead. She did render the judgment that this condition is the likely cause of my breathing difficulties. As I understood her explanation, the oxygenated blood from my lungs is restricted by the stenosis from entering the heart, creating a lung backup.

The electrocardiogram results
The pertinent portion of the results. So, the good news is that the stenosis is only moderate. The challenge will be to keep it that way.

Aortic valve stenosis ranges from mild to severe. Symptoms generally occur when narrowing of the valve is severe. Some people with aortic valve stenosis may not have symptoms for many years.

Symptoms of aortic valve stenosis may include:

  • An irregular heart sound (heart murmur) heard through a stethoscope
  • Chest pain (angina) or tightness with activity
  • Feeling faint or dizzy or fainting with activity
  • Shortness of breath, especially with activity
  • Fatigue, especially during times of increased activity
  • Rapid, fluttering heartbeat (palpitations)
  • Not eating enough (mainly in children with aortic valve stenosis)
  • Not gaining enough weight (mainly in children with aortic valve stenosis)

Aortic valve stenosis may lead to heart failure. Heart failure symptoms include fatigue, shortness of breath, and swollen ankles and feet.

On the one hand, the only aortic valve stenosis symptoms I’ve experienced are shortness of breath and fatigue. On the other hand, I’ve had all of the heart failure symptoms listed above. We’ll see what the cardiologist has to say about that.

Another thing about Dr. DeLeon: she’s young, smart (obviously), and has a sense of humor. And apparently, she enjoys reading fiction. I cracked up when I saw this book on her desk:

I said, “Dr. DeLeon, it’s Thursday. Should I be worried?” She laughed and said it was a very good book.

So, I aim to make it until next Thursday and see what I need to do to keep things from worsening. I’m going to keep it mostly flat on my hikes and monitor my heart rate so I don’t exceed my 128 bpm limit. At least I have an excuse to wimp out of the climbs on Monday’s Hash. We’ll see.

But enough about my health. Let’s talk about John, from the Sushi and Steak place I like to eat. He is still in the hospital. He posted on Facebook asking if anyone had a wheelchair and a four-leg walker he could use. I messaged him that I’d be willing to help him acquire something if he hadn’t found anything yet. John responded that he had gotten what he needed, but his problem now was they wouldn’t release him from the hospital until his bill was paid. Yeah, that’s how it works in the Philippines. And, of course, the bill keeps going up for every day they keep him there. I couldn’t afford to foot the whole bill, but I told him I’d make a contribution. So, when I was done with my medical shit yesterday, I went to John’s place to leave some cash with his wife. She was very appreciative, as was John, so hopefully, he’ll be out and about again soon. Swan and my helper/caregiver, Teri, accompanied me to the restaurant, and we had an early dinner together.

Being in a generous mood, I ordered a steak dinner. Damn thing filled the entire plate. I had half of it this morning for breakfast. Two thousand two hundred pesos ($40.) for that whopper.

Dr. DeLeon prescribed me five days’ worth of steroids to tide me over, and after dinner, Teri went to fetch them at the drugstore. Swan and I proceeded to It Doesn’t Matter for some liquid refreshments, and then we had a nightcap at The Green Room.

It’s good to be alive. Let’s see how long I can keep it going!

I saw this today and thought, hey that shoe fits:

Might as well wear it:

Yep, these eating cats memes are still driving my lefty friends crazier than an angry bear. I wonder why?

What would Kamala say?

Oh yeah, that’s right

But enough about politics, let’s watch today’s YouTube video. Our vlogger exposes what he considers “lies” about the Philippines. Well, he’s been here two years, and I’ve been here six. Opinions vary, and disagreeing with someone doesn’t make it a lie. But whatever, he likes the food; some do, and some don’t. I agree with him about the PI being relatively safe. I sure as hell wouldn’t walk through slum villages in the USA. I still appreciate hearing different perspectives.

And now for what I call humor:

Presizely!
Kinda like using one of those self-checkout lanes I heard about
I didn’t see that one coming!

Alright, sorry for today’s late posting. We went all the way out to San Antonio for the Friday group rainy-day hike. We got back home later than usual, which threw me off schedule. I decided to say fuck-off to Friday in town and just chill at the house tonight. Swan is making some burritos for our dining pleasure. We’ll eat downstairs. The Rite Spot is closed due to inclement weather. And life goes on!

I’ve never heard of this group or the song before, but since it matches the title of today’s post, here you go. It’s not bad.

Candles in the rain

Yesterday was another windswept rainy day here in paradise, but that didn’t stop the Wednesday Walkers. The four of us in attendance deployed our umbrellas and embarked on a 7+K walk to Waltermart on the far side of Subic town. We enjoyed periodic breaks in the downpours, and once our feet were soaked, wading through puddles no longer mattered. That voice in my head had been screaming for me to bail out and shortcut since early in the hike, but I successfully ignored its entreaties. I’ve never paid attention to my heart rate while hiking, but I was curious how my damaged blood pump was doing on this mostly flat walk. According to my Fitbit, walking at a thirteen-minute kilometer pace had my heart beating around one hundred times a minute. During the one gentle uphill we encountered, I got up to 120. According to this website, the maximum for an old fart like me is around 128. So, I was in the zone, but yesterday’s adventure was nothing like those hard climbs at the Hash. One more thing to keep my eye on, I guess.  

Off we go on the rainy highway
And then onto the much more pleasant back streets
The Easter Mountain view from here
Waiting for slow guy
The Naugsol Falls are back!
The valley portion of our trek
Across Bridge #4
Where rivers collide
Looking back at Bridge #4
On the road to Barangay Naugsol
Checking out the fresh veggies at a Naugsol market
The other side of Easter Mountain
Where Teddy Bears go when they die
Flotsam
Onward we march
“Don’t litter here”
Here
It was a little scary walking the riverside—one slip, trip, or fall, and you were a goner. None of us did.
On the bridge
Off the bridge
The market street in Barangay Maga Vacca
Objective achieved!
And now for the Jeepney ride back to Barretto. The Jeeps here wait until they fill up with passengers, so we had a ten-minute delay.
7.7K from start to finish. And I didn’t wuss out!

The rain kept coming and going all afternoon, but that didn’t stop us from heeding the call of beer o’clock. That’s why God created umbrellas, right? First stop, BarCelona.

The rainy-day view from our perch

I ran into a guy I know there, and he introduced me to his friend. This friend is in the process of opening a new bar in Barretto (the former McArthur’s) and a resort on Baloy Beach. I wished him well and dropped a big hint about opening a beach bar at his resort location. I’ll keep an eye out for the openings and do a review here.

Poor Swan. They didn’t have the wine she likes, so she had to settle for a gin and soda.
But at least she has a gwapo boyfriend!

Our next stop was the Green Room downstairs, and we had a pleasant visit there as usual. We did our nightcap at Wet Spot and ordered takeout from Sit-n-Bull for dinner at home.

And that’s the way I rolled through another Wednesday.

Way back in 2007, I was feeling the blues at 3 Alley Pub in Itaewon, Seoul. As I recall, a gal I had been crushing on showed up with another guy and was playing kissy-face with him across the table from me.

A good reminder that the “good ol’ days” weren’t always that good. Well, I had beer and cigarettes to get me through the night.

This was also in my Facebook memories feed, but it rings as true now as it ever did.

I’m still getting blasted for my cat-eating posts, the argument being it didn’t happen because the media says it didn’t. Oh well. I learned long ago you are not going to change an indoctrinated mind.

Today’s YouTube video tells the story of an expat in trouble for a crime he didn’t know was a crime (neither did I): he kicked his girlfriend out of his condo. Swan is the first gal I’ve lived with here, and as I like to tease, she came with the house.

The vlogger gives all the background you need in the video above, but if you want to hear more of the story, here’s the original video he references.

Thousands of comedians out of work, and I’M trying to be funny:

He has a way with words
Sounds like a crappy relationship (and there is no toilet paper)
So THAT’s what he’s thinking about! (she must have grabbed the toilet paper from the comic above)

Okay, it’s time for me to get ready to have my consultation with the doctor about my heart. I’ll share what I learn tomorrow.

Man, I can’t remember the last time I heard or even thought about this song. I loved it in high school.

And as an added bonus, here is one of those first reaction to this song videos:

How can you mend a broken heart?

Another Tuesday is in the books. The exclamation point of the day was finding out something is wrong with my heart. The doctor who performed the echocardiogram wasn’t that great at English (or I wasn’t good at discerning her words), but she said something about the left side of the heart being the most important and that there were three arteries that bring oxygenated blood from the lungs to the heart. It seems that one of mine isn’t doing its job. Whatever the hell that means.

The machine that reported the damage

Interestingly (to me), it was just a little over ten years ago that I was diagnosed with a 50% blockage in one of my arteries. I don’t know if this latest development is related to that or if it is something else entirely. I’m going back to the pulmonary doctor who referred me for the ECG tomorrow for her review of the results and guidance on what happens next. The cardiologist mentioned something about a “treadmill,” which I assume means a stress test. I’m not sure if this latest diagnosis is pertinent to my breathing issues or not. Anyway, we shall see.

I got the grocery shopping done before the hospital visit and spent a hundred bucks less than last week. The ECG was 4000 pesos, so I finished in the black.

The bay view from the highway on the way to Royal supermarket

When I got home from the hospital visit, Swan had my lunch ready:

A meatball sandwich. After I was dropped off at the hospital, Swan had my driver stop at the local bakery and buy that bread. It was great!

So, I decided that staying home last night was The Rite Spot to be.

But don’t worry, I took some beers up to the roof with me.
The view from my perch. And yes, a light rain did fall, but not enough to spoil my time on the rooftop.

Fired up some music on the speaker box, sat in my rocking chair, and watched the daylight go away.

Best view in town!

And then Swan called me down for supper.

Roast chicken with taters
And an amazing salad.

Spent some rare time in front of the TV, but didn’t see anything worth mentioning. I’m too lazy to start another multi-season series, and I don’t have the attention span to sit through a two-hour movie. Instead, I watch crap YouTube videos and waste my time. I need to do better.

And that was how I filled those Tuesday hours.

Two years ago, I posted this on Facebook:

Truer now than ever. I use my camera instead of binoculars, but it works.

Man, oh man, I’m making lefty heads explode with the Cat memes I’ve been posting on Facebook. To me, it’s a joke, not a serious election issue. Well, the influx of illegals is a big issue, just not so much what they are eating. But given the reaction, I guess the Dims see this as a reminder of one of their big failures. So, I’ll keep playing along.

Ah, the beauty of the double entendre
Freedom, baby!

Today’s YouTube video is less than five minutes long, which suits me just fine. Our vlogger expounds on what the Philippines is really like for foreigners. Everyone has an opinion, so I gave him a watch. He called life here “a blessing and a curse”, but it seems to be all about how women perceive men as “rich.” While that may be true in some cases, I don’t see why that would make your life here a curse unless those women are all your life is about. As I said, it’s a short watch, so it’s not a total waste of time. I’m just glad I don’t share his outlook.

Your daily dose of what passes for humor here at LTG:

Head? Who said head? I’ll have some of that! (A Hash saying, at least here in Subic)
That bites!
This left a bad taste in my mouth

And the rain is back with a passion today. The Wednesday Walkers did an umbrella walk anyway, and it turned out alright. I’ll tell you all about that tomorrow. I’ll brave the weather to show support for the bars later on because that’s what a good citizen does, right?

Not much, but better than nothing

I survived another Hash, so there’s that. I did the 4K short trail with only one hill but walked to the start from my house for an extra 2K. The long trail went to the top of Kalaklan Ridge, and I’m glad I avoided that experience. The hill I did was maybe half that climb, and it pretty much kicked my ass. On a more positive note, I was able to defeat that voice in my head trying to get me to wimp out again. I don’t know what the future holds, but it was good to see that I can still push myself to the top of a moderate hillclimb. I do seem to be feeling my age lately. I was going to say, “This too shall pass,” but thought better of it once I considered the alternative to getting older. I may be slowing down some, but I ain’t dead yet. I’m going to keep trying to make the best of whatever the future may bring.

Swan prepared a pre-Hash meal for me that I really enjoyed. That girl loves to cook!

Swan-style ribs
I had casually mentioned craving a baked potato, and this is what I got. Damn, it was good!
Lunch on a plate. Those veggies in a balsamic vinegar sauce were also delicious.

Fueled up and ready to Hash!

The On-Home was at Leech My Nuggets’ place here in Alta Vista. So, I walked by the finish when I was just getting started.
On the highway heading for the start, I spied these Hashers following me
Gathering at the trailhead
Pubic Head provides last-minute guidance to the Hashers
And we are On-On!
The first and only sweets delivery. Just didn’t see any other kids yesterday
The first part of the short trail was a street walk
They went thataway
Let the climbing commence!
Tung ‘n Groove looks like I was feeling at this point in the climb
But every step is one step closer to the top!
On-Up
Things flattened out when we hit the woods
And then we intersected with the familiar My Bitch trail
It’s the grassy season
Back in Alta Vista and one of the long trail runners passed me.
Rest and relaxation at the On-Home. Oh, and beer.
Me and Blow My Pipe model this year’s versions of the anniversary Hash shirt
Circle up!
Congrats to Pubic Head for completing 1000 runs with the Subic Bay Hash House Harriers. He did his first way back in 2004. Leech My Nuggets was recognized for his 400th run.
The long and short of it.

I won’t make it to 1000 runs like Pubic Head (he had a big head start), but I’d like to make it to 500 someday. We shall see.

I went home at the end of the Hash circle (they were out of beer anyway) and Swan had dinner ready for me.

Spaghetti and garlic bread. Does it get more carby than that?

This may be my favorite of the cat-eating memes so far:

That boy has a mouthful of pussy!

Today’s YouTube video is a vlogger’s review of BarCelona. The bar is for sale at a reasonable price and it’s a fun fantasy to imagine having my very own beer joint, but I’m sober enough to know it’s not a good idea for me. The video really shows how nice the place is. All it needs is an elevator!

Maybe these are funny:

I’ve reached that stage in my relationship with Swan where I can share what’s inside of me. She keeps a can of deodorizer on the nightstand.
That’s about par for the course
Nice legs, though!

I had my echocardiogram today but haven’t seen the results yet. From what I understand, one of the three arteries feeding the left side of my heart isn’t functioning properly. I don’t know what the implications are or what fixes are possible. I need to have a doctor explain the way ahead. I’ll have more on this when I know it. I’m staying home tonight to contemplate life at The Rite Spot.

A sweet walk in the rain

“Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these courageous couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

Ah, it takes me back to those long ago years when I delivered mail for a living (1976-83). Welp, we weren’t gonna let a little rain stop us from our appointed rounds on the Candy Walk yesterday. I wondered if we’d see many kids out and about in the wet weather, but by the end of the walk, we had sweetened the lives of over 200 children. Mission accomplished!

Let’s roll!
Into each life some rain must fall
Stormy skies on the trail ahead
The pain-in-the-ass factor the rain brings
Our first customers of the day
That’s Jason, the elementary school student we are helping, and his little brother coming down the hill for a dose of chocolate.
The kids usually come to us, but tried to keep them dry yesterday
Hanging laundry to dry on a rainy day might not be the best plan
Weather or not, here they come!
And then the rain stopped falling
Rain or shine, this carabao is fine
The Easter Mountain view
We knew by the traffic in San Isidro that the new bridge had been rebuilt, and folks once again had vehicle access. Surprised they got it done so fast.
Until the next time it rains.
We got it done!

A few hours later, I was back on the road, this time to Hideaway Bar.

Feeding accomplished!

The bar was surprisingly busy yesterday; I’ll take that as a good sign. It really is a nicer vibe when you are not the only customer.

The next stop was John’s place for my Sunday dinner with Swan. Sadly, John is still in the hospital. A crap public hospital. I couldn’t help but wonder whether this would be our last meal while John is still among the living. Hopefully, I’m wrong about that.

Our third floor view
My view of Swan
Beef bulgogi was good
The wings were okay, but not the Korean style I prefer and thought I had ordered.
Make the best of life while you have it.

We did our nightcap at Green Room and enjoyed the conclusion of our Sunday evening out.

So, it turns out the Philippines is a world leader:

No one else is even close. Sadly, this is not surprising.

Today’s memory is from those long, long ago high school days when I fancied myself a writer.

An “A” for content and a “D” for correctness
And there you have it: proof positive I’ve had “mechanical problems” for over fifty years now!

I can’t decide if this belongs in the politics section or is it better suited to humor?

The fans would have ate up that show!

Here’s another:

Don’t be such a pussy!

Today’s YouTube video talks about the do’s and don’ts of living rich in the Philippines. My monthly pension puts me in the “elite” category, but other than living in the big house in a gated subdivision and not worrying about money much, I don’t think I flaunt my “wealth.” I could have lived a comfortable life in the USA or Korea (I did for the first five years after retirement), but that life was taken from me, so I chose this one as the alternative. So far, so good. I absolutely disagree with the vlogger’s assertion that living in a big city is the best choice. I enjoy my little town; if I ever left here, I’d find somewhere similar

And now for the non-political humor:

Works for me!
Are you talking to me?
True that!

And here it is, another Hash Monday. Let’s see how I do.

This is one of my standards on videoke night

Did Phil say koh?

Swan wanted to join me for my Saturday stroll, so that meant I had to come up with something other than the usual Barretto street walk. It had been a while since I’d done the Philseco loop, so we grabbed a Jeepney and headed out to the far side of Subic. I planned to do around 7K, but when we got back to the highway, I wimped out again. I just don’t seem to have any staying power these days.

Leaving the National Highway behind and heading up Philseco Road towards the shipyard
Is there anything more pleasant than the natural beauty of a flowing river?
Tell me I can’t park here without saying you can’t park here
Heading for the hills. We didn’t climb any; we just walked in that direction.
A streetwalker
The straight and narrow
Which came first, the chicken or the ducks?
A brief interlude off the pavement
A tree I liked
At the water’s edge
A slick walkway
Rural life
Bridge it!
They’d be rich in Ohio!
Ponding onward
Passing through the land of the dead
Calling it quits at 5K

We made it home before some heavy afternoon rainfall, then later broke out our umbrellas for the walk into town. First stop, It Doesn’t Matter.

Happy birthday, Vharry

We didn’t stay at IDM long. After a couple of drinks, we wished Vharry the best and then headed to Myleen’s for dinner.

The shredded beef birria tacos were outstanding.
And Swan enjoyed her chicken fajitas as well.

We changed things up for our nightcap and gave Alaska Club a visit. Owner Jerry is out of town (back home at that other Alaska), and we were the only customers on a Saturday evening. Those two factors are related, I’m afraid. Still, we made the best of our visit. I gave the dancers something to suck on and 50 pesos each for their efforts. They seemed pleased. It’s always refreshing to see the girls in a dancing bar actually dancing, even if there are no customers to buy them drinks.

When it was time to go, we grabbed some pecan pie at Sit-n-Bull and then hopped in a trike for home. Yep, done by 8 p.m. on a Saturday night. I’m such an old man!

Today’s YouTube video offers a more positive outlook on why Filipinos are moving back home from overseas employment. When a nation’s biggest export is its workforce, something needs to change. These folks want to put their talents to work here.

Today’s lame attempts at humor:

There’s gotta be a word for this…
What a cat-astrophe
How Swede!

A disturbing post on Facebook from John Kim:

Help. I am at Gordon Hospital. I was collapsed this morning. After a few IV, I am able to type. Still cannot sit up my own. Due to rainy season, I am suffering. Not asking for big help. Order a birger or fish & chips. Feel in the mood for big help, order steak. Thanks

That was yesterday, and there have been no updates. Swan and I will dine there tonight to see if we can find out if he is getting better. We’ll go there after I feed the girls at Hideaway.

Walking it off

There were five participants in the Friday group hike yesterday, and as the old-timer of the group, it was up to me to chart a course. It’s been wet, and I deemed the hills too risky an undertaking (hey, that’s my excuse, and I’m sticking to it!), so we did a mostly flat street walk. There was not much new to see, but I took some photos anyway.

The participants this week
Through the streets of Matain
The end of the only climb
A woodsy stroll
Is that cat on a hot tin roof hiding from Haitians?
Cookie time!
Walk on!
The view from here
Waiting for the slow guy
Down some slippery steps
Who’s leader of the pack now?
The Black Rock we didn’t climb
Something’s burning
A brief stroll on the Govic Highway
Another cookie delivery
Hello there, Easter Mountain
The green wall
They are making good progress on replacing the “new” bridge that washed away in the big storm. Maybe the stranded citizens of San Isidro will be able to escape in their vehicles in a couple more days. They might even finish in time for the next typhoon forecast for mid-week.

I hit my wall at 7K and opted to bail out for a trike ride the rest of the way. Yeah, I felt like a pussy, but it just wasn’t worth it to continue when each step was painful.

Where we were

Next on my Friday agenda was attending the SOB dance competition at Wet Spot. I only attend once or twice a month these days, and I find it mildly entertaining at best. The home team put on the winning performance. At the other end of the spectrum, all La Oficina could muster was a solitary dancer. She was good, but seeing her have to dance alone was sad.

The way I judged it. The other judges placed Green Room second and Voodoo fourth. I won’t judge them for being wrong.
The winning performance
The lonely La Oficina performer

When the show was over at eight, we called it a night and headed home.

Facebook memories took me back nine years to my dart playing days in Seoul.

The best game of cricket I ever did throw included four 7-marks.

I made this meme back in my Pyeongtaek days:

Some things never change

It’s election season, and this is my mantra:

It doesn’t matter how much you dislike Trump the man; he remains our best option for President.

Kevin Kim has a post today in which he mentions the rudeness of Koreans. I had a similar experience last night. Wet Spot has only one comfort room, so naturally, it is co-ed. I’m standing at the urinal, and a woman calls out, “Remember me? I used to give you massages at your house. You’ve gotten fat!” Yeah, I know. Thanks for reminding me. Apparently, she is working at Wet Spot now as one of their GRO/back rub girls. She offered to massage me, but I declined and mentioned my girlfriend was with me. She came to our table later and offered to massage Swan, but she also declined. Whatever her name is looked vaguely familiar, but it’s been years since she touched me. And she never will again. This fat old man is off-limits.

Maybe that was it

And that’s a good lead-in for today’s YouTube video. I do not subscribe to this vlogger, but he makes some valid points. Indeed, not ALL Filipinos are these kinds of rude, but some are. I will say that I’m guilty of the peeing wherever I am when I need to go thing, but like I tell Swan, I’m just adapting to the Filipino culture. And at my age, when you gotta go, you gotta go. The being obnoxiously loud thing is probably still my biggest pet peeve on the rudeness scale.

I’m not sure these all qualify as funny, but here goes anyway:

He must be feeling a tad flushed
That bites
Time for a three-some?

Gonna start my Saturday on the town at It Doesn’t Matter to wish manager Vharry a happy birthday. We’ll see where things go from there.

Close to home

Swan prepared one of the fatty ribeye steaks I bought this week for lunch. It was a little thin, but it tasted good. Buddy and Lucky enjoyed the fat scraps.

I didn’t venture far from home yesterday other than the afternoon jaunt to visit my pulmonary specialist, Dr. DeLeon. My oximeter reading on check-in was a record-high 99, and when she listened to my breathing, she said my lungs sounded clear. I told her about the morning I registered 85 on the oximeter after some, um, strenuous activity. Still, my bigger concern was the occasions when I experienced heavy breathing while inactive and my blood oxygen was in the high nineties normal range. It could be a manifestation of my COPD, but I want to eliminate other possibilities, such as heart problems. To that end, I’m scheduled for an echocardiogram on Tuesday. If my heart checks out okay, I’ll do a pulmonary function test (PFT) to see what my lungs are up to. When I was first diagnosed with COPD eight years ago, I was judged to be at Stage two (of four) of this progressive disease. I’m curious if I’ve gotten worse since then. So, we shall see what the future may bring.

For some reason, I wasn’t in a bar mood at the conclusion of my doctor’s visit, so we came back home. It just felt like The Rite Spot to be, so I headed up to the roof.

A cold beer in hand, music on the squawk box, and this view told me I had made the right choice.
A bit later, a light rain began to fall, but I was safely ensconced under the roof.
A fine ending to the day.

Back downstairs, I tried a dish Swan prepared for dinner:

Something new to me, osso buco. Of course, the Filipinas that live in my house had theirs on a bed of rice.

Watched some crap on YouTube to kill an hour, then called it a night. Another Thirstday satiated.

It is both sad and hilarious to see the left freaking out and pretending we don’t have a refugee crisis. They seem to care more about the claim that Haitians are eating pets in Ohio than they do about the murders and gang violence taking place nationwide. Oh, well. At least it is easy to make heads explode with stupid memes these days.

Her first success!

I’ve never really been a cat lover, but I’ve eaten my share of pussy:

Here, kitty, kitty!

In today’s YouTube video, Reekay weighs in on all the negative takes from vloggers lately, some of which I’ve posted here. He calls bullshit on the notion that things are changing for the worse for expats here in the Philippines. In my six years, not much seems different, for better or worse (other than during the scamdemic). Hopefully, I’ve gotten a little smarter when it comes to the ladies. Not to mention lucky in finding Swan. But if you are sending money to someone you’ve never met in person, then yeah, you are dumb. Rule #1 and all.

Let’s see if I can put a smile on your face:

I don’t get it.
Reminds me of the dyslexic robber who came into my store and shouted, “Okay, mother sticker, this is a fuck up! Get your ass in the air, or I’ll blow your hands off!”
Why do you think they call it dope?

Oh, well. I’ll try again tomorrow. Going to do the SOB today at Wet Spot, so I’d best start getting ready. Hasta la vista!

In the village

The Wednesday Walkers ventured out to the native Aeta village of Iram on the far side of Olongapo for yesterday’s hike. We last visited Iram in December 2023 for our annual charity outreach. A lot has changed in less than a year. A massive construction project is underway to build a solar panel farm. The panels will be placed near the top of the surrounding hills, and new roads and infrastructure will be required to accommodate the solar farm. I have no idea what impact this will have on village life a little further up the road, but hopefully, they’ll get reduced electricity rates (assuming they are even wired for power).

The path we walked to Iram. There and back was just shy of 6K.
In the beginning…
Heading for the hills
Where rivers collide
Over the walking bridge
The straight and narrow you hear so much about
The new bridge and road leading to the hilltop solar project
There were hundreds of these crates containing solar panels
A guard told us this hillside would be the location of the solar farm. We could see some panels have already been erected up top.
We just walked on by. Yes, having more power sources is a good thing, but it is sad to see the natural beauty of this area destroyed. We’ll see how it looks when they finish.
The new road ends and the hard life begins. Jim and Mike helped push that trike up the hill, but there was only so far he could go.
Onward we ramble
On the outskirts of the village
Who’s up for a river crossing?
Deep enough to get my wallet wet. I had my phone in a baggie.
A natural archway
Are you shitting me? ANOTHER river crossing. Oh well, once your feet are wet, does it really matter?
Scott promised it was the last crossing of the day. He kept his word.
A cookie delivery for the hard-working locals on laundry day.
A goat on a rock and a fat man walking
Almost like a stroll in the park
This woman followed us to make sure we found the proper path. I rewarded her with something to suck on.
Back in the village again
Another cookie delivery
This guy remembered me from the outreach last year. I told him we’d be back in December.
The rocky commute the locals endure daily
I’m a bit of a litter coinsurer, but this is the first time I’ve encountered a speaker in the wild.
This made me think of Kevin Kim
Lollipops for the laddie
A Sari-Sari store
We’ve come full circle; time to head back the way we came.
School in session
A nice new bridge for the solar farm
More construction supplies
I’m done horsing around
Back to the car and ready for the ride home.

It was a good hike. I’m looking forward to seeing how much the solar project progresses between now and December. Someone has invested a lot of money, so I expect they will want to have some power to sell as soon as possible.

This was the afternoon sky as seen from my patio yesterday:

Seems like the trip to Kon Tiki on the beach is a good plan

Here’s the view when we arrived at Kon Tiki less than an hour later:

Hmm, let’s see how long it takes to get here
Coming down in sheets across the bay
Oh, and that point of land in the center is the hill I tried and failed to climb on Saturday.
It took that rain 30 minutes to reach us. Once the curtain was dropped, we were good. We shared some chicken fajitas, then made a dash to the Green Room for our nightcap during a pause in the rain.

And that’s how the Wednesday went down.

I posted a meme about the pet-eating story from Ohio and caught a lot of flak from my leftie friends saying there is no “evidence” that has happened. Well, if you listen to what the media is calling unconfirmed instead of what the residents are saying, maybe so. The fact is the government dumped a shitload of refugees in a small town without support. That was Kamala’s doing. I’ll go with what Vance says.

Choose your future wisely

Today’s YouTube video is from vlogger George, who takes us for a stroll on the old Navy base.

And here’s a bonus short my Fil-Am friend, Maksil, sent me. I think the obvious answer must be yes.

To the humor we shall go:

That stinks
If you say so
A dangerous cave!

I’m going to visit the pulmonary doctor this afternoon for a consultation on what may be triggering my recent bouts of breathlessness. After that, who knows?

What a Tuesday looks like

My Tuesdays are typically my most blasé day of the week. No hiking, doing the grocery shopping, and then, later in the day, some bar time. Nothing much to tell you about, so I’ll let the photos do most of the talking.

It was raining pretty hard as the day began, so I skipped walking the dogs. We let them run around some in the cul-de-sac, but they didn’t like the rain much either. Tuesday morning is also my muffin-making time. Danny, my driver, enjoys them, and lately, I’ve been sharing them with “Mama” too.

Cranberry-orange this week
Danny is ready to roll!
Helper Teri and lover Swan ready to shop!
Wearing it proud!
Mama was waiting for me in her usual location. Muffins and money to start her day.
On the way to SBMA
A view of the bay as we drive along the highway
Crossing what the Navy guys called “Shit River”
Entering the Subic Bay Metropolitan Authority Freeport Zone. Formerly the US Navy base.
Hmm, I’ll have to give this place a try soon.
“We serve fun at Shakey’s…also pizza!” That was the jingle when I was a kid growing up in Southern Cal.
First stop, the BPI (Bank of the Philippine Islands) branch at Harbor Point Mall to replenish my cash supply.
Damn it, out of money. That seems to be the case once a month. So, we drive across SBMA to the other BPI branch. This one has three ATMs, but only one of them was dispensing cash. I waited my turn and made my withdrawal.
Arriving at Royal after our detour
Let’s go shopping!
Just like the fine supermarkets back home
Get ’em while they’re fresh…but they ain’t cheap.
Half-price USDA Ribeye steaks? How could I resist?
They rang up for $60, but then the discount was applied. Four steaks for $30. I didn’t notice how fatty they were until we got home. Oh well, better than nothing.
Cart is full, we must be done.
Now for the hard part
Ouch! Almost a hundred dollars over budget!
Loaded up and ready to head home. Except me and Swan didn’t go with them.
Instead we walked the kilometer or so to SM Mall to do some shopping.
The department store usually has what I need. Not always in my size, though. I guess I’m bigger than the average bear.
Be honest, who is more handsome?
I had to take a pee, and luckily, the urinal came with instructions
Swan hanging out in the shoe department
I got what I came for
A cab ride back to Barretto for only 300 pesos (plus a 50 peso tip)
My bounty: New Skechers, a backpack, a belt, a pair of shorts, and some Filipino-flops (I learned in government diversity training that “flip” is an offensive term)

So, that filled the morning hours, but there was still more to do. I got my daily dose of blogging done, and then it was beer o’clock. So, we took a walk to Baloy Beach to see what was happening.

Shortly after leaving the house (the one in the middle) I realized I’d forgotten my phone. Swan sweetly volunteered to retrieve it, and when she returned I took this photo to commemorate the occasion. As you can see, the morning rain was now long gone.
First stop on Baloy was Subiza. We are holding the Hash anniversary event here next month, and I wanted clear up some details with our host. Alas, the woman I needed to see was not working.
A view from my table at Subiza. I love that yellow house.
The bay view from Subiza.
And the view of Barretto and the Kalaklan Ridge
The view of my date
I don’t remember cutting a fart
Next stop, McCoy’s
The view from our table. This place has really gone to shit, but has the potential to be an outstanding beach bar. I had a friend drop a hint to the owner (who is now out of the country) about me leasing the place, but she said she was not interested. Thanks for saving me!
They didn’t have wine for Swan, so it was one drink and outta there.
That time of day
A lonely Swan on the beach
Nice to see you again, Mr. Sun. Don’t be such a stranger!
Next stop, Kokomo’s
As usual, no one else was here. Owner Steve and his wife kept us company during our visit.
The view from here
Me and that girl what lives in my house
The owner’s daughters sharing a drink
We bought a pizza for the bar staff to share. Hawaiian with pineapple, of course.
Nice to see you again. (Steve was in the toilet and missed the photo op)
It was time for some dinner, and I thought it would be nice to dine at Lagoon for a change. Alas, we discovered that the kitchen is closed on Mondays and Tuesdays.
So, Treasure Island was our Plan B
Surprisingly, we had the whole place to ourselves. Damn, rainy season must be a bitch for resort owners.
Swan dined on the Philly cheese steak sandwich
And I went with my old favorite, the beef enchiladas.
After dinner, we grabbed a trike for home
Thanks for getting us there safe!
Our welcome home committee.

Some pecan pie a la mode for dessert, and then off to bed bringing my Tuesday to a close. Did any of you readers make it this far?

And, of course, today is the sad 23rd anniversary of the terrorist attacks of 9/11. It is a day that changed everything for me, and I experienced it a little too up close and personal in Washington, DC. Several of my neighbors perished at the Pentagon.  The post I did on the 20th anniversary tells the story of that day from my perspective. In short, it was the day I left the herd mentality perpetuated by my primary sources of news, such as the Washington Post and network television. Discovering blogs like Instapundit gave me a much broader perspective, and I realized that the bias in media comes from what they DON’T report.

And I promised to always remember two brave firefighters in NYC who lost their lives trying save the victims of that attack. So, James Raymond Coyle and Samuel Oitice, you are gone, but not forgotten. May you always rest in peace in the land of heroes.

James Raymond Coyle
Samuel Oitice

And this song with the 9/11 images is also something I watch and share every September 11.

Never forget!

I’ve been posting some memes like this on Facebook:

I’m not sure why my lefty friends don’t seem to like it.
The truth in a nutshell.

Switching gears, let’s enjoy some Filipina Pea for today’s YouTube video. Some poor wanker can’t seem to meet a worthy Filipina even after ten visits. I hired “tour guides” I met on dating sites back when I was a tourist. And yes, perhaps he is lucky to have not found some of the women I hooked up with.

And now for some humor:

Sounds like a lot to swallow
I never saw such a thing.
F’n amateur!

That’s it for today. I think we are going to do a KonTiki visit this evening and enjoy some more beach time. Things will be more normal for tomorrow’s post, I promise.