Doggone it

Yesterday was a nothing day as I just lazed around the house, lacking the energy to do much of anything. Despite feeling like shit, when beer o’clock rolled around, I readied myself for some excitement in town. I didn’t have far to go to find it.

Not far from my house, a selfish neighbor lets their dogs run loose despite having a fenced yard. Making matters worse, the dogs are very aggressive. Usually, by standing my ground and barking back, they’ll keep their distance. Perhaps they sensed my weakness yesterday because they came right at me. There are three of them, but it’s the smaller one that goes into attack mode most. The other two have his back but generally don’t get up close like their little brother. So, yesterday, I had to counterattack, yelling and kicking to chase them off. Cowards that they are, they did eventually flee. And then I realized I was having a breathing attack. I couldn’t catch my breath, felt light-headed, and was worried that I might pass out. In the past, I’ve just sat down for a bit and rested until normalcy returned. I didn’t have that option with the dogs around to take advantage of my vulnerability, so I continued to make my way down the road.

My strength gradually returned as I walked the highway, but my mood remained dour. I stopped at Sit-n-Bull and had a light dinner consisting of two chicken wings and some coleslaw. After my meal, I went to Sloppy Joe’s to rehydrate. Troy was already there, and before long, Ken and Jim joined me at my table.

Boys will be boys (L-R: Ken, Jim, and Troy)

After a few beers, the three amigos left for Alley Cats, but I opted to stay behind. I still wasn’t feeling strong and wanted to stick around in the Maze, so I could get home quick and easy when the time came. I hung out in Wet Spot for my final hour chatting with Daddy Dave, who just turned 81. Damn, I hope if I’m still around, I’m going as strong as he is.

I suppose it is newsworthy to mention that I bought zero lady drinks during my evening out.

I didn’t cough as much and slept better last night, so there was that to be thankful for. When I got up, I did my usual internet strolling, then decided to lie back down for a bit. Lucky was sprawled across the bed, and when I tapped him to move over, he growled at me. That irked me, so I tapped him with a pillow to urge him along and he went into full attack mode. He didn’t bite me this time because I kept the pillow between us, but I have no doubt he would have if given the chance. I whacked him several times in pillow fight fashion before he finally retreated.

Alright, some of my commenters had warned me that a dog who attacks his owner can not be trusted and should gotten rid of. I decided to give Lucky another chance, and he has now blown it. It’s not in me to kill him or have him put down, but he is no longer welcome in my house. I get that Lucky has an aggressive nature, but I’m the top dog and if he is too stupid to understand that, he can be king of the empty yard.

Lucky will now reside in the backyard. He’ll have dry food and water. When I rescued him five years ago, he lived on a three-foot rope. So, he is still better off than he was. From now on, he can live without my love.
Buddy now rules the roost.

For all of you who have served in the military, know you are honored and appreciated and I wish you the best this Veterans Day.

I shared this on Facebook today.

Speaking of Facebook, it provided this memory from 2016:

Seems like a lifetime ago now.
That’s how I roll these days…

And my clock says it is Friday, so tonight I will attend the SOB at La Oficina. And Swan will be joining me this time. That will enhance the event for sure.

A little honey is good for you:

Man, I hate when that happens!

I’ll have something special to share here tomorrow; see you then!

Sorry ’bout that, Lucky, but you are just not worth it anymore. Dumbest dog I ever owned.

Walking my life away

I’ve been feeling like shit lately. The worst aspect of my ill health is my labored breathing. Coupled with that, there has been an intermittent cough these past few days, which is at its worst when I’m in a prone position when trying to sleep. I got less than three hours in last night, and so on top of everything else, I’m feeling weak and drained. I was headed for the door to try and get a walk in this morning, and Swan convinced me to give it a rest. So, I turned on Netflix and randomly selected a movie called “It Could Happen to you” to watch.

A film from 1994 that I had never seen or heard of. It was entertaining enough that I made it to the end in one sitting. Barely (I paused it once or twice but then was too lazy to get up and do something else).

Yesterday, I went to the meet-up with the Wednesday Walkers but bailed on joining the group hike. The slightest incline gets me sucking air, and I just hate to hold the other guys back from a more challenging trek. I still did a flat walk through several neighborhoods and kept going until I hit 8K. I felt pretty good about that accomplishment.

My stats from the stroll
Life by the waterside
Matain street scene. The dog didn’t even bark at me.
A bay view
And a beach view
I’m out in an unfamiliar neighborhood in barangay Matain, and this guy greets me by name. Happens all the time. I guess he’s been my driver in the past.
I didn’t pause to pray for better health. Maybe I should have.
A pretty impressive turnout of Zumba dancers.
Back out on the highway and clueless about where to go next. So, I just kept walking.
And then I walked through a neighborhood in Calapacuan
I walked past Black Rock, not over it.
Then through a flowering field.
I enjoyed this view
I couldn’t find a dry way to cross this creek…so wet feet it was.
I then happened upon part of Monday’s Hash trail that I had avoided by shortcutting.
Flowers in bloom
A brief jaunt on the Govic highway
In the shadow of Easter Mountain
Preparing to cross bridge #2
Then up an alley in San Isidro
An interesting juxtaposition of beauty and trash.
An impressive tree in Santo Tomas. I can see the top from my patio at my house.
You are welcome, Subic. Thanks for having me!
The walk from above.

I came home, took a nap, wrote TWO blog posts, showered, and then headed into town again for the Wednesday feeding at Hideaway.

The gals wanted Korean
And that’s what they got.

I only stayed about an hour, then headed back up the highway to my side of town. As I passed by the new Oasis bar, I saw my pal Mark, who is the bar manager, out front. Naturally I felt obligated to stop in for a beer. Or two.

I sat upstairs and this is what I saw.

My waitress said she remembered from when she worked at Queen Victoria. That is a very infrequent stop on my barhops, and she didn’t even look familiar to me. They’ve opened a kitchen at Oasis now, and the head cook, Rica, is also someone I know from my dart league days. She brought me out a free order of fries. I tried a couple to be polite, but I wasn’t hungry. The other girls finished them off quickly. I was the only customer at the time and felt like I should show my support, so I told the waitress she could pick three sandwiches for the girls to share (there were six on duty upstairs). Two club sandwiches and a burger order were placed.

And the girls chowed down. And no, I will not be doing a regular feeding at Oasis. This was a special occasion.

I did my nightcap at Wet Spot, then headed home a little before 8:00. I went to bed early, but a hacking cough is not conducive to sleep, so I was up and down all night. The only good news is that my tooth has stopped hurting, at least for now.

Oh, and when I got home, I showed Swan my lipstick-free neck. She laughed. She’s really been an angel trying to comfort me during this uncomfortable time in my life.

The reduction in weekly steps isn’t helping. I’ve remained pretty true to my diet objectives and calorie reductions. I skip a meal at least once a day and have foregone my love of ice cream and sweets faithfully.

A painful day

Yesterday proved to be quite a pain in the ass. And back. Even my tooth hurt. And it ended with a pain in the neck. Here’s how that all went down.

My morning started with a visit to Dr. Jo for the beginning of my sciatica treatment. The first step was withdrawing a sufficient quantity of blood to harvest the needed stem cells. A needle in the vein of my arm was only the beginning of much more to come.

I left Dr. Jo’s office with instructions to return at 1:00 p.m. for the injections into my damaged back areas. So, it was off to Royal to do the weekly grocery shopping. No pain involved in that, other than paying the tab ($267.00 this week).

We drove back to Barretto, dropped off the groceries, and then returned to SBMA and the Baypointe hospital for my electrocardiogram scheduled for 11:15. I was seen right on time and they took the images of my heart in action. That’s when I learned that due to a personal emergency, the cardiologist would not be available to review the results or grant my clearance for surgery until next week. When I asked about using a different cardiologist, I was advised that there was no one else. So, my hopes for surgery this Sunday were painfully dashed.

Oh, on the way back to Baypointe, I stopped at my dentist’s office to get an appointment for this aching tooth. He’s good, but damn, no available appointments until November 17! I can’t put up with pain that long. And this treatment I’m getting from Dr. Jo precludes taking aspirin. Luckily, Paracetamol is acceptable, and it seems to be helping.

We once again returned to Barretto and had some time left before my follow-up with Dr. Jo. So we lunched at Angel’s Bakery, conveniently located below the health clinic.

That’s the chef’s salad. Tasty enough for what little there was.

After lunch, I climbed the stairs to Dr. Jo’s, and she was ready and waiting for me. This part of the treatment is where the extracts from the blood drawn earlier are injected into the damaged areas of my back. I was expecting it would feel like a shot in the arm. It did not. Much, much more painful. And I got stuck about ten times. It felt like torture. When that portion was done, I moved to a comfortable chair and had something inserted into my body intravenously. That needle insertion was comparatively painless. Had a nice chat with Dr. Chris during the thirty minutes or so it took to drain the bottle. And then it was time for the testosterone injections–in my ass. Ouch! One in each cheek.

With the medical procedures done for now (I will repeat this process twice more at three-week intervals), it was time to pay the piper. Dr. Jo has a dollar bank account, so I was able to write her a check for the $6400 I owed (that covers all three sessions). It has been years since I last wrote a paper check. I didn’t recall it being so painful in the past.

Headed back home feeling tired and sore, and took a much needed nap. Woke up at 3:30 and knew I was going to be pressed for time as beer o’clock was rapidly approaching. So, I opted to do a short post, saving the Hash story and this one for today. I guess that worked out. But there is still a bit more about yesterday to tell. Here’s the rest of the story:

Tuesday is the day I set aside for the Baloy Beach experience by spending time on the Kokomo’s floating bar. I was getting a later start than usual, and it was strange how much difference an hour or so can make.

I usually see the sun going down from the floating bar, not while I’m enroute.
The beach was quiet at this hour too.
And lo and behold, it was low tide. I had to wade out to the raft for transport to the bar. Never had that happen before.
But I finally made it aboard, wet shoes and all.
This is why I like to drink here occasionally
It beats the hell out of watching the traffic on the National Highway
The view from my barstool
These two are from Blue Butterfly, and I was surprised to learn when the floating bar closes, they go back to the Butterfly and work.

The vibe was different than I have experienced previously. There were a lot of big spending customers and some of the girls were drunk. I don’t care about that normally, but some were randomly giving me hugs, and I really don’t like that.

There was even dancing on the bar!
I brought brownies again, and the girls enjoyed them…maybe that’s why I was getting all those unsolicited hugs.

Some other weird things were happening, including a couple of guys coming close to exchanging blows, but that’s what I get for my late start, I suppose.

Darkness had descended as I made my way to shore.

Did my nightcap at Snackbar and then headed home to my final pain of the day.

I had invited Swan to join me on the floater, but she had a tutoring session to conduct. It was dark when she was done, and I didn’t blame her for not doing the walk out of Alta Vista at night. We agreed to go to the floating bar together on Saturday. So, anyway, when Swan greeted me at the house with a hug, she asked me what was on my neck. I had no idea what she was talking about, so she took a picture so that I could see.

Yikes! I guess one of those random huggers had placed her lips on me as well. I explained as best I could, but Swan was not happy about it.

So, there was no cuddling last night. We talked some more this morning, and things seem much better now. And yes, my commenters had warned me about something like this happening. Still, this was closer to me being raped than me cheating. Just sayin’.

And that’s how that my day went down.

I don’t know; sounds painful.

Hashit

I got the Hashit, the Subic Hashit
For being stupid on trail today
I have to hold it until I pass it
Won't someone take my Hashit away
Drink it down, down, down, down

Here’s the delayed report on Monday’s Subic Hash. Leech My Nuggets was the Hare, and he is well known for both his challenging trails and the quality of his markings. One of the best Hares around, for sure. The trail began way out at the end of Rizal Extension and being the shortcutter that I am, I opted to leave from my house instead.

The blue x is where I joined the trail. The distance from my house to there was about the same, but I did avoid a steep down. I also bypassed the Black Rock climb. Still wound up with a solid 6.5K trail.
A couple of runners passed by as I reached my junction with the trail, but I had to wait a bit for my slowpoke group to arrive.
Fancy running into you here.
An easy skip over the wetness.
I see you hiding there, Carabao
Damn tree huggers. Wait, is that a knothole?
We must be bananas
Yikes! That bridge looks more than a little dicey.
Here I go! I wouldn’t normally even try that crossing, except it wasn’t high enough where the fall would hurt me. Getting wet was the worst outcome. And it was shaky, but I made it.
Sometimes discretion is the better part of valor.
Other times you just want to keep your feet dry.
The writing is on the wall
Walk this way!
The right way to go is left!
A stroll down Govic highway
A look towards home (Alta Vista is on the hill to the right)
Arriving at Smokes and Bottles, this week’s On-Home venue
Chillin’ with Pubic Head before the Circle
Two Hash virgins were deflowered
And I got the Hashit

The Hashit is awarded each week by the person who received it the previous week. Buddy Fucker selected me for the “honor” this week. As the song at the beginning of this post implies, you get the Hashit for doing something stupid. My “crime” was booking Buddy Fucker into one of those crappy rooms at Orchid Inn in Angeles City. Guilty as charged!

So, your fellow Hashers pour some of their beer into the Hashit
The song is sung and then you drink it down, down, down.

I will look forward to finding a suitable recipient next week.

After the Hash, I took a trike to It Doesn’t Matter for the gathering there.

And captured the beauty of the Hash Gash sitting nearby.

Not a bad day on trail!

Here’s today’s pun:

Sometimes the trailer is all you need to see.
I’d never heard this song before, but it has Hash in the title, and damn, it seems fitting for the Hashit recipient.

It comes and goes

I’m talking about time here. And it flew by today. Here it is almost beer o’clock, and I’m just now sitting down for my daily missive to my loyal readers. It’s been painful today, to say the least, but I’ll share that story tomorrow. And to make up for today, there will be TWO posts to look forward to reading. Yep, I am going to save the story of the Hash as a separate endeavor. But I will share a few photos of my yesterday morning in Angeles City before I head out to the floating bar for some bay time with my beer.

Swan and I began our morning with a walk up Walking Street in search of some breakfast. I’ve always had a good experience at Kokomo’s, and that’s where we broke our fast.
Yes, I was a bad boy, but I’m a fan of French toast. I’ll make up for it, promise!
So, this salt shaker was sitting nearby. I called a waitress over and asked for pepper. She looked at me like I was stupid (I can be) and then flipped this one over.
And just like magic, it became a pepper shaker. That’s a cool combination!

I enjoy streetside dining (and drinking at the appropriate hour), but the vendors and beggars can occasionally be problematic. Lots of vendors selling Viagra for some reason, but they accepted my polite “no thanks” and continued on. But one of them caught my interest with this:

Hmm, a new brand-name backpack might be worth a look.

After initially waving him off, I called the vendor back and asked him how much. He wanted 1200 pesos, and I wished him good luck. Then he asked me to make an offer, so I said I’ll give you a thousand. And that’s how I became the proud owner of that beauty above. Look for it on trail soon!

A view from our seat at Kokomo’s. In that take, you can see six bars and a massage parlor. You might also notice the Korean lettering on some of the signs. Angeles City has an actual Korea town away from Walking Street, but the reality is Koreans have pretty much taken over the bar district. I hear that over half the bars in town are Korean-owned.
The view in the other direction. More bars as far as you can see. I kind of laughed to see two of them were named for me. Yep, I’m a High Quality guy, but I can also be a Bad Boy.
Strolling back to the hotel after breakfast on some backstreets, more evidence of the Korean presence was on display.
Koreans gotta eat, too!
The bar across the street from my hotel.
A side street beside the hotel. I see more Hangeul lettering back there, too.
And the pool at Orchid Inn. You can see the Cantina and Sports Bar on the other side.

This visit to the Orchid was somewhat disappointing. I’ve mentioned it is a sentimental favorite of mine, having been the place where I spent my first night ever in the Philippines. I’ve stayed here numerous other times over the years. What I discovered is that different wings in the hotel have wide divergences in the quality of rooms being offered. I guess in the past, I’ve scored the high-end rooms. On this trip, the room I was first given was so bad that I had to return to the desk and tell them, “No way.” They moved me to a marginally better room, but it was still disappointing. When I ran the aircon it was so loud it sounded like a semi-truck idling outside. When I turned it off in the wee hours of the morning, I was shocked to hear the noise from people partying on the street outside. It made me wonder if the aircon noise was purposeful to drown out the hoots and hollers from the locals. But the staff service was excellent and friendly, and the Cantina was as nice as ever. Next time, I’ll know to ask for one of the poolside rooms.

So, that covers the remains of my adventure in Angeles. I look forward to providing a two-fer for tomorrow with the Hash report and my adventures in medicine. Stay with me!

That’s not what he was dreaming of, Jeanie.
It looks like I stole this pun from Uber Humor.
My appreciation for Boy George comes and goes, but this is a catchy tune with a nicely done video.

Between the Hashes

The newest item in my Hasherdashery

A quick post with photos from yesterday’s Angeles Hash before I rush out for today’s Subic Hash. It was an easy trail, thankfully, because I didn’t have much going for me. Coughing and hocking up phlegm throughout the duration of the 4K short trail I hiked. The Angeles Hash Circle is very laid back, with no ice and few punishments. Some of the songs were familiar, though. There was an after-Hash gathering, including a dinner, that I opted not to participate in. Instead, I visited a bar named Phillies that I’ve patronized in the past and had some quesadillas. Swan and her girlfriend joined me there later.

I walked past this new bar on my way to the Hash meet-up. Their lineup features some of the ugliest women I’ve ever seen. Not that there is anything wrong with it, but I wasn’t attracted at all!
Over thirty minutes in the Jeepney to get to the start of the trail.
But we are finally On-On!
It was flat most of the way, which suits me just fine.
Where big cocks come from…
Onto a less traveled road.
Grazing livestock
The only climb lies just ahead
A view from the top
That appears to be a volcano, but I’m unaware of its history. I’ll try and find out. (It’s not the famous Mt. Pinatubo that blew its top in 1991.)
What goes up must come down.
A happy group of cookie recipients
Heading back to the On-Home
Can you see that bridge in the distance? That’s where the Hash Circle was held.
Ready for planting. Probably corn.
That bridge is closer now.
At the end of our trek. I was the last of the short trail hikers to arrive. The longer 7K trail group arrived shortly after I did.
Catching my breath and quenching my thirst
The comparatively tame Angeles City Hash Circle commences.
My “easy” trail. The Hare described it as boring because it was basically a walkout and then a deadhead back. Oh well. I’m lame these days and don’t need the excitement.

As I mentioned, I chose not to attend the Octoberfest activities. I took a trike from where the Jeepney dropped us back to my hotel. After depositing my backpack in the room, I walked the block up to the main drag and took a streetside seat at Phillies.

Near the entrance to the notorious Walking Street, lined end to end with girly bars and more options for adult entertainment. I have been many times in the past, but I did not venture that way (at night) on this trip.
I’d never seen a chicken quesadilla prepared quite that thick before. Still tasty, though.
Swan had spent the day with an old girl friend, and she brought her by so we could meet. And yes, Swan didn’t object to my taking a picture.
These gals were hanging around out front, waiting for prey. Swan was there to protect me from their advances…

Made it safely back to my hotel and tried to sleep through the coughing jags. Still coughing, although not as badly, today. We’ll see how things go on today’s Hash. I’m not going to be shy about shortcutting and keeping things as flat as possible.

Back tomorrow with a report on how that worked out.

Best pun I could do on short notice:

And another Neil Young tune:

I was born in the City of Angels

But I’m at a ‘Los’ remembering anything about that day. I haven’t forgotten this Angeles City. It was the first place I visited in the Philippines. I don’t come here very often anymore; the fact of the matter is I just don’t like it very much. Lots of whore bars and not much else. But I’m here to Hash and that’s what I’ll focus on.

I’m at the Orchid Inn, the hotel I stayed in during my first trip back in 2007. I remember the rooms being WAY nicer back then. Oh well, it’s a place to lay my tired head at the end of a long day. What else do I need?

Well, I’ve got to eat, I suppose. Last night, I visited the nearby Tequila Reef Cantina. It is reputed to be one of the best dining establishments in AC, and I wasn’t disappointed.

They have a full and varied menu, but Mexican is their specialty. I went with a taco and enchilada platter. Excellente!
Tequila Reef also has a nice ambiance and was very crowded last night. I guess the WiFi is good, too, judging by the dinner conversation my tablemates were not having with me.

Breakfast here at the hotel was okay, too.

That was a Thanksgiving-sized portion of ham, that’s for sure.

That brings you up to date so far. I’ll be heading over to the Hash On-Home at noon to sign up and catch a Jeepney to wherever the trail is. I feel like shit, but I’m going to do my best anyway. Coughing and wheezing as I write this. The Angeles Hash group isn’t known for their tough trails and hopefully they’ll have one especially for us old farts. I’ll let you know how that goes tomorrow.

Here’s the post I did from last year’s Angeles Hash.

If there is a pun in there, it went completely over my head. Does anyone have any ideas?

A song about that other Angeles:

In doctor nation

Man, oh, man, what an afternoon. Patience isn’t my strong suit, but damn, I was sorely tested yesterday. Here’s the fucked up story.

Okay, my mission was to complete the process of getting “approval clearance” to undergo the surgery I need to remove the polyps in my nostrils. My last two steps were getting a sign-off from the pulmonary doctor I saw last week and then the cardiologist’s approval that my ticker would keep on ticking while I’m under the knife. The complicating factor is the insane process where doctors don’t make appointments; you sign in and are served on a first-in, first-seen basis. Under the best of circumstances, I find that irksome, but yesterday, I thought my head would explode.

So, my helper/caregiver, Teri, is entrusted with making all the arrangements. The pulmonary doctor was scheduled to report for duty at 2:00 p.m. and I was #4 on the list of patients to be seen. The cardiologist would be available at 4:00 p.m. and I was #2 on her list. Accordingly, I scheduled my driver to pick me, Teri and Swan up at 1:00 to take us to Baypointe Hospital. And then things started to go wrong. The scheduler said the pulmonary doctor was running “late.” Well, I didn’t want a repeat of last week’s sitting in the corridor waiting for hours to be seen. So, I had my driver take me to the mall ten minutes away from the hospital to pick up some things I needed.

I scored this new pair of Merrell’s, which have been almost impossible to find lately. Naturally, they didn’t have my size (11), so I tried on a pair of 12s, and they felt okay. We’ll see how they work out on trail.

Teri reported the pulmonary doc would arrive at 2:20, so we headed back to Baypointe. There, we discovered that the pulmonary doctor had been diverted to the ICU, so the wait commenced without her. She finally arrived at 2:45 and took the first of the three patients ahead of me. Forty minutes later, it was #2’s turn. I was getting nervous that, at this rate, my turn with the cardiologist would arrive before I had my pulmonary clearance. So, I devised this scheme: I’d send Swan to sit in front of the cardiologist’s office around the corner in the next hallway and to message me if my name were called. This required that my scheduling paperwork be moved to that office. So what, I figured, I’d be waiting my turn to arrive with the pulmonary doc and then move over. Nope, the hospital bureaucrazy doesn’t work that way. It was one or the other. Welp, I’d already invested over two hours of waiting time with the pulmonary doc, so I wasn’t giving up my place in line with her. If that meant rescheduling with the cardiologist, so be it.

My turn finally came with the pulmonary doctor at about 4:15. She reviewed my paperwork and the chest x-rays. Since the radiologist hadn’t completed an assessment, she went downstairs to review the actual film. She was gone for about fifteen minutes and said my lungs were clear (at least as clear as they would ever be). A few more questions, and she signed off with her approval for surgery. Now, to see the cardiologist.

The good news is I somehow managed to be next in line and only waited five minutes to see her. The bad news is my ECG showed a “slow heart rate,” and she wanted another test done. That has to be scheduled, and once the results are back, I’ll need to navigate the process for some face time with the cardiologist once again. So, I’m hoping to get all this done early next week. I’m going to see the doctor who will do the actual surgery (the one way out in San Marcelino) on Tuesday morning, and hopefully, she will schedule my operation for Sunday the 12th. Fingers crossed I can get everything done between now and then.

It was now a little after 5:00 and my hopes for attending the SOB were dashed. Checking my wallet, I saw that the doctor’s fees had depleted my cash (3500 pesos for the pulmonary and 2000 for the cardioligist) to the extent that I couldn’t pay my driver and have enough for beer drinking, without going home and restocking the billfold. Fuck it, everyone was hungry so I treated them to dinner at John’s place on the way home instead. Then back at the house, I grabbed some cash for the driver’s pay and just decided to stay at home on a Friday night. Will wonders never cease?

The view from my home-based drinking establishment–The Patio Bar.

Teri and Swan watched television and I drank alone while singing along with some sad songs on my Spotify app. That’s even more pathetic than buying lady drinks in exchange for some company.

This afternoon, I’m headed for Angeles City. A change of scenery is bound to do me good.

I’m not sure how many steps I have left in me, but I’m going to keep on keeping on as long as I can.

I’ll be greeting you from AC in the morning. Stay tuned.

If you ain’t got nothin’

You ain’t got nothin’ to lose. Or post about—just another walkaholic/alcoholic day in the life. Well, I did change things up by turning on my TV in the afternoon to pass the time until beer o’clock. I started watching “The Ballad of Buster Scruggs” on Netflix. The link goes to a review written by reader and frequent commenter here at LTG, Kevin Kim. He tells the story much better than I could. I’ve always liked the Cohen brother’s films, and this was no exception. I especially liked that the movie is done in six vignettes, which is pleasingly appropriate given my short attention span. Well worth the watch!

One of my standard solo walks, this one through the Naugsol Valley. I did wimp out at the end and took a trike back to the house. I just didn’t have the energy for the uphill back to Alta Vista.

I began my beer-drinking routine at Sloppy Joe’s. Jim arrived shortly after I did, so I had some company. Dave and his gal Jo showed up later and joined us. Then we all moved next door to Wet Spot, and another Hasher, Ken (Bug Fucker), filled out the group.

My drinking buddies, (L-R) Ken, Jim, and Dave.

I’ve got more medical shit to deal with at Baypointe this afternoon. If I get done in time, I’ll attend the SOB this evening. If not, well, there are thirty-five bars in Barretto to choose from.

Tomorrow afternoon, I’ll be traveling to Angeles City to participate in Sunday’s ACH3 Anniversary Hash. Should be fun. Looks like Swan is going to come along on the condition that she doesn’t have to Hash.

The Big Hominid posed this question on his blog:

Are the words mephitic and Mephistopheles etymologically related?

I’m not sure if I’m ignorant or just apathetic, but I don’t know, and I don’t care. If you do, click the link above for the answer. I thought of that post when I saw this meme today:

Ain’t that right, Kevin Kim?

And as long as we are on a roll with Star Trek humor, how about this?

Room for one more?

I see what you did there.

Anyway, it’s bound to get better around here soon.

Someday never comes

Someday I’ll have something interesting to write about. Today is not that day. So that leaves yesterday.

I bailed on the Wednesday Walkers hike. Until I get squared away physically, I’m just unable to keep up or do anything overly exhausting. For now, all I am exercising is caution. So, the three healthy members went off to do their thing, and I joined Scott for a flat street walk.

The healthy Wednesday Walkers heading for the hills
My fellow street walker
That’s about my speed these days
Passing through this slum was the most interesting part of the hike
Sometimes it feels like the walls are closing in on this life of mine.
I still managed a 5K stroll through suburbia.

When beer o’clock rolled around, I made my way to Hideaway to feed the girls.

It was pizza night.
And I made some brownies for the brown knees.

When it was time to go, I checked my wallet and saw that I had a “buy one, take one” coupon good at Wet Spot and Green Room, so I headed up the highway.

Likely the most dangerous thing I did all day.

I had planned to use my coupon at Wet Spot, but when I got there, I realized it still wasn’t 6 p.m. opening time, so I went next door to Green Room. And that’s where I stayed for the next hour and a half, being entertained by watching the pool players. It seems I’m easily pleased these days.

I’m sure I won’t be dying of dehydration.

It was All Saints Day, which is a pretty big deal in this religious culture. People with deceased loved ones visited the cemeteries and were lighting candles everywhere, including the CR at Wet Spot. I asked about that and was told it was for the six souls lost in a fire that occurred in the hotel upstairs several years ago. And then when I arrived home I observed this in my carport:

I assume that was Swan’s handiwork for her lost love, her mom and dad, and a brother.

I survived another night and was greeted with another fine dawn:

Enjoy it while you can!

And Easter Mountain had a different look this morning on the dog walk:

More like Smoky Mountain

And I was in for a surprise when Swan joined me for the dog walk:

She’s Lucky’s new best friend. Hope he doesn’t bite her!
You’ve got to be brainless to go woke…
Here is a good example of someone without a brain.

That’s all for now, folks. Hope to see you back here someday.

It’s yesterday once more

I had a busier than usual Tuesday. Here’s a recap of how it went down.

The morning began with a visit to Baypointe Hospital on SBMA. I had another chest x-ray taken because last week’s was unclear. This time, the technician checked his work after each shot and repeated the process as needed. Then, it was up to the hospital’s fourth floor (there are apparently five) for a visit to the pulmonary section to measure my blood oxygen level. This was a rather painful procedure as the lab assistant withdrew blood from my wrist. She was rather cute so I had to pretend it didn’t hurt though. The results showed that my blood oxygen is in the normal range, so that was good news.

The hospital also has a chapel on the fourth floor.
The view from there is heavenly.

I’ll be back at Baypointe on Friday to be seen by the cardiologist and then the pulmonary physician for final clearance to have the nasal surgery performed. What a process, eh? The surgeon, Dr. A in San Marcelino, indicated she would do the operation on a Sunday. I’m hoping we can schedule this for November 12.

After Baypointe, it was time for my weekly grocery shopping at Royal, then back home for a quick blog post before heading out to see Dr. Jo. I did a brisk walk from Alta Vista, then climbed the stairs to the second-floor clinic. Dr. Chris commented on my heavy breathing when I sat down for the interview, and I told him it was pretty much my ordinary state of being. We are all hopeful the upcoming surgery will correct this issue.

Dr. Jo discussed the MRI results in detail, showing me images of what this type of damage looks like.

Next, we discussed treatment options. Dr. Jo said that she has successfully treated sciatica with stem cell therapy. The process involves harvesting stem cells from my blood and injecting them into the damaged areas in my back. You can read more about how that works here if you are curious. Dr. Jo said that most of her patients have shown significant improvement using this procedure. So, I’ve scheduled four sessions to have this done. I’ll come in on Tuesday mornings and they’ll do the blood extraction. I’ll go on with my day (grocery shopping for me) while they use the lab at the clinic to isolate the stem cells. I’ll return four hours later for the injection. Dr. Jo said I might feel some improvement as early as the first week. My condition really isn’t that severe, but my hope is to heal and prevent worsening.

Harvested stem cells
Injected into the damaged area to promote healing.

Oh, and I was shocked at how expensive this procedure is–each session is two thousand dollars. So, my four-week program would run eight thousand bucks, but I’m getting a discounted rate that reduces the charge to “only” $6500. Yikes! Still, it will be worth it if it works.

After my visit to Dr. Jo, I took a walk on the beach in Baloy.

And I ran into my old friend the Kokomo’s floating bar.
It resumed operations last Friday, but I was in La Union.

It was kind of funny last week when the Kokomo’s Facebook page announced the re-opening of the floater. I mentioned in the comments that I would be out of town but was looking forward to visiting when I returned. The person posting for Kokomo’s said they look forward to seeing me again and that they missed my brownies. Heh. It’s nice to be famous! Naturally, I baked a batch to bring with me. Sadly, the poster wasn’t working yesterday, but the bartended promised to save her some. The rest of the girls really seemed to enjoy the chocolaty goodness.

Some of the crew and fellow passengers on board yesterday.

I was surprised to be greeted by name by my next-door neighbor, Jeff. I’d only met him once since moving in, but it was nice to see him out enjoying a cold beer. Also, there were the owners of Treasure Island and Kokomo’s. I can’t remember either name at the moment, though. Shortly after I sat down, a young lady approached and asked if I remembered her. I never do, so she reminded me that she previously worked at Blue Butterfly. Oh yeah. Nice to see you again, Vanessa. Naturally, I bought her a welcome to Kokomo’s drink.

Some views from my floating vantage point:

Looking West
Off in the distance you can see Grande Island at the mouth of the bay.
And a view of the shoreline.

Anyway, it’s nice to have the floater back again after the rainy season hiatus. I really enjoy the ambiance of gently rocking on the water and taking in the unique views from an offshore perspective.

Sometimes, there is something to see onboard as well, like when some of the girls jumped up and started dancing in unison to what I assume was their favorite song.
The sun was getting lower in the sky, and I still had one more stop to make, so I headed back ashore.
A pleasant walk on the beach
Observing an artist at work

My destination was Snackbar, a venue I rarely visit these days for a myriad of reasons. The owner sent me a message saying that waitress Anne was celebrating her birthday and invited me to join the festivities. Oddly enough, a Facebook memory had popped up a few minutes earlier with a picture of me and the birthday girl from last year. Since I was planning on the floating bar anyway, and the walk back up Baloy Road takes you right past Snackbar, I added a drop-in visit to my itinerary.

I arrived shortly after five but there wasn’t much of a party going on. Anne and another old favorite, Jenn, welcomed me back. There was some food prepared, but I noticed there was no birthday cake. Some party, huh? I gave Jenn some cash and sent her off to the local bakery to buy Anne a proper cake.

Mission accomplished! Anne was the only one in a costume. It must be strange having a Halloween birthday.

The food was served to the several customers, Anne blew out her candle, the birthday song was sung, and the cake was cut. And that was pretty much it.

The owner never made an appearance during the time I was there, but it was nice to see some of the old crew again.

I called it an early night and headed home. It was quite a day.

Actually, I’m going to start working on my procrastination problem. Tomorrow.
I’m not a big fan of the Carpenters, but the song fits my post title, so there you go.